WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.280 --> 00:00:02.839 Paul, I may have committed a hate crime this week. 2 00:00:03.080 --> 00:00:07.480 Again again, Yeah, an accidental hate crime. I I was 3 00:00:07.519 --> 00:00:12.000 at the office. My stomach was was grumbling, wasn't feeling great. 4 00:00:12.119 --> 00:00:13.400 I've been there, Yeah. 5 00:00:13.199 --> 00:00:14.880 A little rumble in the tom top and I. 6 00:00:14.839 --> 00:00:16.679 Was like, our stomach, Oh, oh. 7 00:00:16.399 --> 00:00:19.160 I need to I need to find a restroom. And 8 00:00:19.440 --> 00:00:22.480 I went to the ladies. And then I went into 9 00:00:22.480 --> 00:00:24.640 the ladies. But there's like six stalls in the ladies. 10 00:00:24.719 --> 00:00:27.039 It's like people are you know, people can come in 11 00:00:27.079 --> 00:00:31.920 and out. It's not a fully private situation. So I like, 12 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:33.759 there's no there's no good way to there's no good 13 00:00:33.799 --> 00:00:36.000 way to say this. I destroyed the all gender bathroom, 14 00:00:37.399 --> 00:00:42.000 the gender neutral bathroom at my office. The gender neutral bathroom, 15 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:44.920 which is one stall that's like just for like, you know, 16 00:00:45.159 --> 00:00:48.640 whatever whatever you feel your gender maybe, but let's get real. 17 00:00:48.719 --> 00:00:51.439 What we're all actually using this bathroom for. It has 18 00:00:51.560 --> 00:00:55.399 absolutely nothing to do with gender politics or gender or 19 00:00:55.439 --> 00:00:59.960 gender identity. It is about I need privacy. This is 20 00:01:00.119 --> 00:01:03.920 the only like one stall bathroom on this floor. We 21 00:01:03.960 --> 00:01:07.760 are all going to destroy the gender neutral bathroom. In fact, 22 00:01:07.840 --> 00:01:09.359 you know what, now that I say it out loud, 23 00:01:09.400 --> 00:01:12.200 I didn't commit the hate crime. My company committed a 24 00:01:12.200 --> 00:01:12.640 hate crime. 25 00:01:12.879 --> 00:01:16.040 Did you enter to find a bathroom thriving in pristine 26 00:01:16.200 --> 00:01:18.200 or or had someone already taken a knife to it 27 00:01:18.239 --> 00:01:20.040 that day? 28 00:01:20.560 --> 00:01:23.280 She'd been she'd been roaded hard, but not put away wet. 29 00:01:23.319 --> 00:01:25.680 Let's put it that way. Yet not yet, not yet, 30 00:01:25.719 --> 00:01:28.359 she they I should say they were road hard. 31 00:01:31.079 --> 00:01:32.599 The least you can do for the bathroom is a 32 00:01:32.640 --> 00:01:33.719 sign of the proper pronouns. 33 00:01:33.760 --> 00:01:36.560 That's true. That's fair, that's fair, that's fair. They did 34 00:01:36.599 --> 00:01:38.640 not deserve what I did to them. And I would 35 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:42.079 like to apologize to all all non binary people out 36 00:01:42.079 --> 00:01:44.480 there for what I have done, for the crime I 37 00:01:44.560 --> 00:01:48.599 half committed in your in your space, in your safe space. 38 00:02:02.319 --> 00:02:05.519 Hey on, Paul in America, And this is that aged. 39 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:07.560 Well, yesterday's pop culture. 40 00:02:07.239 --> 00:02:10.240 Today, and I'm ripping off my face mask to reveal 41 00:02:10.280 --> 00:02:12.520 that I'm actually Tom Cruise. 42 00:02:12.680 --> 00:02:17.719 Saha, No, no, that was last week. 43 00:02:17.879 --> 00:02:19.879 But we are still in spy movie May Yes. 44 00:02:19.759 --> 00:02:22.759 Right, so we're doing another spy. 45 00:02:22.439 --> 00:02:25.639 Movie, another spy movie. A movie, it is, without a doubt, 46 00:02:25.639 --> 00:02:25.960 a movie. 47 00:02:26.039 --> 00:02:27.000 We're doing a movie today? 48 00:02:27.080 --> 00:02:30.319 Yeah? Should we do some five star Apple podcast reviews? First? 49 00:02:30.360 --> 00:02:30.680 Sure? 50 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:32.199 All right? Shall we read the first one. 51 00:02:32.240 --> 00:02:32.719 Sure thing? 52 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:36.199 All right? This is from Kelsey NC Kelsey North Carolina 53 00:02:36.280 --> 00:02:40.000 perhaps or North California or non carbonated. Ha. 54 00:02:40.520 --> 00:02:42.879 I like that one, Yeah, Kelsey, non carbon noncarbonated. 55 00:02:42.960 --> 00:02:47.159 Yeah, they write hysterical. I recently discovered this podcast and 56 00:02:47.199 --> 00:02:49.800 have been working my way through the back catalog of episodes, 57 00:02:49.840 --> 00:02:52.479 falling more in love with these two fools, with each 58 00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:56.840 and every one. That's beautiful. I just finished the Aladdin 59 00:02:56.879 --> 00:02:59.719 episode and to hear Paul laugh slash cry at any 60 00:02:59.759 --> 00:03:02.400 Mitch of Iago stating that after the week he had, 61 00:03:02.719 --> 00:03:05.680 that stupid bird just brought him so much joy. He 62 00:03:05.719 --> 00:03:09.680 really did hysterical. Haven't we all been there, folks? And 63 00:03:09.800 --> 00:03:12.520 although Erica's laugh in general is reason enough to give 64 00:03:12.520 --> 00:03:15.400 this podcast to listen, you'll quickly discover there is so 65 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:18.879 much more to love about these two and they're Shenanigans. 66 00:03:19.879 --> 00:03:23.080 Thanks for making me howl with laughter, especially when I 67 00:03:23.120 --> 00:03:26.360 have my earbuds in when I'm grocery shopping. I love 68 00:03:26.439 --> 00:03:30.120 people thinking I'm a lunatic. Keep up the great work. 69 00:03:30.439 --> 00:03:32.919 No notes, no notes on you, Kelsey. 70 00:03:33.120 --> 00:03:35.919 Yeah that this is an excellent thing I learned like 71 00:03:35.960 --> 00:03:39.199 in New York of like acting a little weird if 72 00:03:39.240 --> 00:03:42.000 you need a little space, yeah, yeah, Yeah. 73 00:03:42.039 --> 00:03:44.240 The problem is is we've really raised the bar in 74 00:03:44.240 --> 00:03:44.639 the city. 75 00:03:44.719 --> 00:03:44.919 Yeah. 76 00:03:45.080 --> 00:03:46.759 You have to be like. 77 00:03:46.879 --> 00:03:49.919 Naked, waist down. 78 00:03:50.639 --> 00:03:54.000 Or covered in a substance that no one can identify. Yeah, 79 00:03:54.039 --> 00:03:56.560 and they're like, oh, no, that person, we don't know 80 00:03:56.639 --> 00:03:57.360 what that is. 81 00:03:57.400 --> 00:04:02.639 The only shore fire thing to do is to smell. Haha. 82 00:04:02.919 --> 00:04:06.719 That is the one true repellent. Yeah, because people immediately 83 00:04:06.759 --> 00:04:10.400 wonder a why be what and see where can they go? 84 00:04:12.800 --> 00:04:15.560 So we're glad we can be your repellent. Yes, your 85 00:04:15.879 --> 00:04:17.800 your grocery store repellent. 86 00:04:17.959 --> 00:04:18.920 Absolutely, Kelsey. 87 00:04:19.399 --> 00:04:22.600 Our second review comes from putting the fun in refunds. 88 00:04:22.639 --> 00:04:24.319 H Okay, I love this. 89 00:04:24.439 --> 00:04:24.879 I love this. 90 00:04:24.920 --> 00:04:27.199 There's a story there. It has nothing to do with 91 00:04:27.240 --> 00:04:31.120 our review. Yeah, it's just they signed up for Amazon 92 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:33.839 or whatever just for that and it makes me so happy. 93 00:04:33.920 --> 00:04:35.519 Yeah, it's appropriate that we're reading it now. We're coming 94 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:37.439 up on tax season in the real world. 95 00:04:37.560 --> 00:04:42.040 Hell yeah yeah. One of my favorite retrospective pods haven't 96 00:04:42.040 --> 00:04:44.879 missed an episode yet. You guys need to review Gus 97 00:04:44.920 --> 00:04:49.720 Van Sands to Die For, featuring Babyface, Joaquin Phoenix and 98 00:04:50.079 --> 00:04:51.920 Unhinged Noicole Kidman. 99 00:04:52.199 --> 00:04:54.560 True story. My mother requested to die four years ago 100 00:04:54.560 --> 00:04:55.480 and we still haven't done it. 101 00:04:55.800 --> 00:04:58.319 You know your mother contains multitudes, because I would not 102 00:04:58.519 --> 00:04:59.680 have expected that. 103 00:05:00.079 --> 00:05:02.120 She also has never seen it. My mom will like, 104 00:05:02.360 --> 00:05:04.680 hear a review of something, or like she'll be listening 105 00:05:04.720 --> 00:05:07.079 to an NPR radio show and they'll reference a movie 106 00:05:07.199 --> 00:05:08.560 and she'd be like, you guys should do that. It 107 00:05:08.600 --> 00:05:10.480 sounds like fun. And also that way, I don't have 108 00:05:10.519 --> 00:05:12.040 to watch it. You can watch it and tell me. 109 00:05:12.040 --> 00:05:17.199 Okay, okay, okay, the multitudes are receding, they're coming back 110 00:05:17.279 --> 00:05:19.000 because that that track, like. 111 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:21.519 An ebbing tide that all tracks. 112 00:05:22.000 --> 00:05:23.720 For a minute, I thought that like she was super 113 00:05:23.759 --> 00:05:25.000 into Gus vand Sant films. 114 00:05:25.240 --> 00:05:26.040 No, that's nice. 115 00:05:26.240 --> 00:05:27.199 It loves to die for. 116 00:05:29.439 --> 00:05:33.360 All right, Kelsey Noncarbonated putting the fun in refund. Thank 117 00:05:33.399 --> 00:05:35.560 you so much for these reviews. If you would like 118 00:05:35.560 --> 00:05:37.439 it the actual dope bag, you know what to do. 119 00:05:37.720 --> 00:05:40.000 Contact us say hey it's me, I want my dope bag. 120 00:05:40.199 --> 00:05:43.040 I'll send it off for you. Erica, what is the 121 00:05:43.079 --> 00:05:48.519 spy movie that we are undercovering today? Uncovering today, undercovering undercovery. 122 00:05:48.519 --> 00:05:52.639 Today's film is the nineteen eighty five spy comedy Spies 123 00:05:53.040 --> 00:05:53.480 Like Us. 124 00:05:53.879 --> 00:05:58.000 Yes, This was requested by Shannon Christy, Laurie, Michelle, Heather, 125 00:05:58.199 --> 00:06:01.800 Danielle Camille, Nicole Lavin, and some people whose names don't 126 00:06:01.800 --> 00:06:04.959 appear on their social media profiles. Some anonymous listeners m. 127 00:06:05.439 --> 00:06:07.959 Dan Ackroyd himself perhaps perhaps probably. 128 00:06:07.759 --> 00:06:12.000 Know he's a fan. A Spies Like Us was written 129 00:06:12.040 --> 00:06:16.120 by the aforementioned dan Ackroyd, Lol Gans and Babba Lou Mandel. 130 00:06:16.399 --> 00:06:19.319 It was directed by John Landis and stars dan Ackroyd, 131 00:06:19.519 --> 00:06:23.879 Chevy Chase, Steve Forrest, Donna Dixon, Bruce Davison, Bernie Casey, 132 00:06:24.000 --> 00:06:26.279 William Prince, and Tom Hatton. 133 00:06:26.800 --> 00:06:29.680 Spies Like Us was one of three Chevy Chase movies 134 00:06:29.720 --> 00:06:32.839 released in nineteen eighty five. People could not get enough 135 00:06:32.879 --> 00:06:33.439 of the Chase. 136 00:06:33.560 --> 00:06:35.639 Yeah, they were chasing the Chase. Yeah. 137 00:06:35.839 --> 00:06:40.959 Along with Fletch and European Vacation. It outgrossed. Oh, I'm 138 00:06:41.000 --> 00:06:42.600 reading this for the first time, and I'm shocked. It 139 00:06:42.639 --> 00:06:45.639 outgrossed both of those other films, but unlike them, never 140 00:06:45.680 --> 00:06:49.240 got a sequel. I've seen Fletch and I've seen European Vacation, 141 00:06:49.399 --> 00:06:52.360 and those to me seem like they were hits. Yeah, 142 00:06:52.399 --> 00:06:53.800 I've shocked this outgrossed them. 143 00:06:53.959 --> 00:06:56.399 I did not know this movie existed. I knew Fletch existed, 144 00:06:56.399 --> 00:06:58.959 and I knew European Vacation existed. I haven't seen either one, 145 00:06:59.000 --> 00:07:01.600 but I knew they existed. Yeah, this one. This was 146 00:07:01.639 --> 00:07:04.120 our most requested movie this month. Yep. I was like, 147 00:07:04.120 --> 00:07:05.759 I've never even heard of this. 148 00:07:05.759 --> 00:07:08.839 This is a part of people's childhoods. I guess, So, okay, guys, listen, 149 00:07:09.040 --> 00:07:11.160 listen up. If this was a part of your childhood, 150 00:07:11.199 --> 00:07:14.160 if this is a beloved memory of your childhood, if 151 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:16.839 you sat on your mother's knee while watching this movie. 152 00:07:17.079 --> 00:07:22.439 A little trigger warning anyway. We didn't love it. We 153 00:07:22.480 --> 00:07:23.160 didn't hate it. 154 00:07:23.360 --> 00:07:24.240 We didn't hate it. 155 00:07:24.240 --> 00:07:26.000 We're not my shit all over it. We're gonna shit 156 00:07:26.000 --> 00:07:27.360 all over it A little yeah, but we're not gonna 157 00:07:27.360 --> 00:07:29.399 shit all over it. I will say that, much like 158 00:07:29.439 --> 00:07:36.360 I did to that non gender bathroom. 159 00:07:33.639 --> 00:07:36.319 I will say that no one who has ever listened 160 00:07:36.720 --> 00:07:39.240 to an episode of this podcast where we discuss in 161 00:07:39.399 --> 00:07:42.639 eighties comedy could have thought that I would love this movie. 162 00:07:42.879 --> 00:07:45.800 Yeah, everyone had their butts clenched a little bit. What 163 00:07:45.839 --> 00:07:48.839 they're not expecting is for me to turn Yeah. Yeah, 164 00:07:48.879 --> 00:07:49.639 that's the problem. 165 00:07:49.839 --> 00:07:51.120 You're the double agent. 166 00:07:51.199 --> 00:07:54.920 I'm the double Yeah. Yeah, I'm the betrayal today. This 167 00:07:55.000 --> 00:07:57.040 is the betrayals coming on this side of the desk, 168 00:07:57.079 --> 00:07:57.879 and I apologize. 169 00:07:57.959 --> 00:08:00.759 Yeah, Erica Spies like Us as a thirty five percent 170 00:08:00.800 --> 00:08:03.800 critical rating on Rotten Tomatoes and a fifty six percent 171 00:08:03.920 --> 00:08:04.720 audience score. 172 00:08:04.920 --> 00:08:07.959 You know what that tracks both tracks. Thirty five percent 173 00:08:08.000 --> 00:08:10.439 critical reading, yes, because this movie is a hot mess 174 00:08:10.879 --> 00:08:13.759 does not make any kind of sense at all, But 175 00:08:14.120 --> 00:08:16.879 fifty six also tracks because look, it's look as a 176 00:08:17.000 --> 00:08:20.360 movie as a job that people had to go to 177 00:08:20.399 --> 00:08:23.199 work every day and tell a story that was cohesive. 178 00:08:23.480 --> 00:08:23.680 Huh. 179 00:08:23.680 --> 00:08:24.920 I wouldn't say it succeeds. 180 00:08:25.000 --> 00:08:27.040 It doesn't hit it out of the park, no, no, no. 181 00:08:26.879 --> 00:08:30.720 But as a collection of jokes that people might enjoy, sure, yeah. 182 00:08:30.480 --> 00:08:34.039 Sure, it's a collection of SNL sketches kind of smashed together. 183 00:08:34.360 --> 00:08:35.360 None of them know how to end. 184 00:08:35.559 --> 00:08:37.600 None of them know how to end. Some of them, 185 00:08:37.919 --> 00:08:40.879 I will say this, some of them work ish some. 186 00:08:40.759 --> 00:08:42.159 Really good one liners in the movie. 187 00:08:42.279 --> 00:08:44.320 I that's what I like. I guess we should say. 188 00:08:44.320 --> 00:08:46.080 I've never seen this movie, and I don't think you'd 189 00:08:46.080 --> 00:08:48.240 ever seen it. I never seen it now, Yeah, I 190 00:08:48.480 --> 00:08:51.279 actually because you. You watched it first and you were 191 00:08:51.320 --> 00:08:54.559 like hoof, And I think that the fact that you 192 00:08:54.639 --> 00:08:57.960 went hoof, I went in with the proper expectations. 193 00:08:58.039 --> 00:08:58.360 Yeah. 194 00:08:58.399 --> 00:09:00.679 So while we're kind of like having fun about like 195 00:09:00.759 --> 00:09:02.480 we didn't like it. I didn't hate it. I really 196 00:09:02.559 --> 00:09:06.240 didn't like there were genuine moments where I laughed and 197 00:09:06.279 --> 00:09:10.080 it was mostly the wordplay. Yes, the physical stuff in 198 00:09:10.120 --> 00:09:14.559 this movie generally does not work for me so much. 199 00:09:14.919 --> 00:09:18.879 We've talked about this before. Comedy has just grown. Comedy 200 00:09:18.919 --> 00:09:21.519 has changed completely in the last forty years, and like 201 00:09:21.960 --> 00:09:24.480 what used to be funny is not funny anymore. And 202 00:09:24.519 --> 00:09:26.240 that's not how that has absolutely nothing to do with 203 00:09:26.279 --> 00:09:28.759 that aging well or or anything like that. It's simply 204 00:09:28.799 --> 00:09:32.120 the timing doesn't It's not the same the real estate 205 00:09:32.799 --> 00:09:37.799 that films used to have for physical comedy bits. Yeah, 206 00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:41.480 that went on and on and on the mc Mansions, 207 00:09:41.519 --> 00:09:44.000 we used to build around someone falling on the floor 208 00:09:44.200 --> 00:09:47.960 lasting it up. That no longer exists because now comedy 209 00:09:48.000 --> 00:09:50.879 is about I would say, absurdism is like the main 210 00:09:51.000 --> 00:09:53.200 thing that we're about now, Like right, like. 211 00:09:53.159 --> 00:09:55.879 That's it also just moves like like like you said, 212 00:09:55.879 --> 00:09:58.279 the real estate given to some of these bits that 213 00:09:58.320 --> 00:10:01.799 are mediocre at best, and I'm like, this is five minutes. 214 00:10:02.159 --> 00:10:03.360 It's gone on too long. 215 00:10:03.279 --> 00:10:05.440 Like like this might have been funny if it was 216 00:10:05.960 --> 00:10:08.279 for lack of a better term, louder, faster, funnier, like 217 00:10:08.440 --> 00:10:11.720 just go and get off it and move on to 218 00:10:11.720 --> 00:10:14.120 the next thing. Like it. It was never particularly funny 219 00:10:14.120 --> 00:10:16.480 to me, But I actually think it genuinely objectively stopped 220 00:10:16.519 --> 00:10:19.080 being funny like a while ago. Yeah, going on. 221 00:10:19.440 --> 00:10:21.399 I did laugh at certain parts. I chucked it in 222 00:10:21.440 --> 00:10:23.240 certain parts, but like, I don't think it hit me 223 00:10:23.320 --> 00:10:26.080 the way like, yeah, it probably hit other people. 224 00:10:26.200 --> 00:10:28.559 Yeah, well, and I think you kind of prepping me 225 00:10:28.600 --> 00:10:30.559 that you didn't love it. I didn't. Like I remember 226 00:10:30.559 --> 00:10:32.879 when I watched Caddyshack and I was like, I don't 227 00:10:32.960 --> 00:10:36.039 I don't even understand where people are laughing, Like I 228 00:10:36.120 --> 00:10:38.840 don't get it at all. And and you got it, 229 00:10:38.919 --> 00:10:40.240 like you enjoyed it much more than I did. 230 00:10:40.360 --> 00:10:42.840 You hand me a Rodney Dangerfield bit and going with 231 00:10:42.879 --> 00:10:45.039 you all the way, all the way. 232 00:10:45.279 --> 00:10:47.600 And this one I think going in being like okay, 233 00:10:47.639 --> 00:10:51.080 so I know what I'm getting and and so I 234 00:10:51.080 --> 00:10:53.320 I think pound for pound, I probably enjoyed it more 235 00:10:53.360 --> 00:10:54.919 than I enjoyed caddy Shack. I don't know that I 236 00:10:54.919 --> 00:10:57.519 would say it necessarily a better movie, and maybe watching 237 00:10:57.559 --> 00:10:58.960 them both back to back, I would say, oh no, 238 00:10:59.000 --> 00:11:02.240 I cattish like a superior film or whatever. But like 239 00:11:02.399 --> 00:11:05.559 I had a better experience watching this one, perhaps simply 240 00:11:05.559 --> 00:11:08.600 because my expectations were at the proper place. 241 00:11:09.519 --> 00:11:12.200 That's true, because Caddyshack is so iconic. You went in 242 00:11:12.320 --> 00:11:14.639 being like, well, everyone loves this movie. 243 00:11:14.559 --> 00:11:16.279 Right, maybe own age. Well, but there's some of these 244 00:11:16.360 --> 00:11:18.440 jokes are gonna hit yeah, yeah, And this one I 245 00:11:18.440 --> 00:11:20.360 went in and be like, it might be it might 246 00:11:20.399 --> 00:11:22.360 be an oh for two hundred on these jokes, I 247 00:11:22.399 --> 00:11:24.120 don't I don't know. Yeah, And it wasn't. 248 00:11:24.240 --> 00:11:26.879 Yeah, so yeah, neither of us had ever seen it before. 249 00:11:27.759 --> 00:11:30.039 This really wasn't even on my radar. And the movie 250 00:11:30.120 --> 00:11:31.759 that I'm like, oh, I you know, I never got 251 00:11:31.840 --> 00:11:34.120 to see that movie. I should see it. I heard 252 00:11:34.120 --> 00:11:37.000 about it before I knew it existed. There's also something 253 00:11:37.039 --> 00:11:39.000 this is so dumb, but like the poster for the 254 00:11:39.039 --> 00:11:41.240 movie is like the two of them in like snowsuits 255 00:11:41.279 --> 00:11:44.080 climbing a mountain, yeah, like in the snow, And I 256 00:11:44.159 --> 00:11:46.399 was I don't know that just didn't appeal. That just 257 00:11:46.440 --> 00:11:47.759 looked onerous and tiring. 258 00:11:48.039 --> 00:11:50.919 Yeah, and it was odd because it makes sense in 259 00:11:50.960 --> 00:11:52.879 the movie kind I mean, as much as anything makes 260 00:11:52.879 --> 00:11:54.519 sense of this movie. Why they're in that outfit? Yeah, 261 00:11:54.519 --> 00:11:56.960 because they're in Russia. But like, it's it's a little 262 00:11:57.039 --> 00:11:59.759 bit incongruous with the title Spies Like Us maybe because 263 00:11:59.759 --> 00:12:01.240 you're like, what are they doing? Yeah? 264 00:12:01.279 --> 00:12:05.000 Are they mountain climbing? Yeah? But uh yeah, Erica. 265 00:12:05.080 --> 00:12:08.600 The tagline for Spies Like Us was with spies like these, 266 00:12:08.960 --> 00:12:09.960 who needs enemies? 267 00:12:10.279 --> 00:12:11.039 Okay, that's cute. 268 00:12:11.039 --> 00:12:11.480 That's cute. 269 00:12:11.519 --> 00:12:13.600 That's what I like that. Yeah, I'm okay with that. 270 00:12:13.840 --> 00:12:16.200 You know, I love a pithy witticism. The stuff that 271 00:12:16.240 --> 00:12:18.399 I liked in here were pithy witticisms for the most. 272 00:12:18.320 --> 00:12:21.559 Pt Yeah, and I like that. Do you want to 273 00:12:21.600 --> 00:12:22.759 read the iTunes synopsis? 274 00:12:22.799 --> 00:12:26.440 Sure? Chevy Chase and Dan Ackroyd star in this Cold 275 00:12:26.440 --> 00:12:30.120 War farce as two complete misfits who aspire to spy 276 00:12:30.240 --> 00:12:33.279 for the CIA. Much to their surprise, they are trained 277 00:12:33.279 --> 00:12:36.240 as operatives and sent to Central Asia, But the biggest 278 00:12:36.240 --> 00:12:38.879 secret of their covert operation is that they are expendable 279 00:12:38.919 --> 00:12:41.840 decoys for another team of agents sent on the real 280 00:12:41.879 --> 00:12:45.039 mission and no one expects them to survive. 281 00:12:45.799 --> 00:12:47.519 It's such a good premise. It is a good prices 282 00:12:47.600 --> 00:12:48.679 so very funny premise. 283 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:52.000 Actual synopsis, Paul Oh actual synopsis for this is and 284 00:12:52.600 --> 00:12:54.320 I really I wanted to. I want to do a 285 00:12:54.399 --> 00:12:56.559 kind actual synopsis because I think we may be a 286 00:12:56.559 --> 00:12:59.679 little unkind moving forward. But the kind actual synopsis is 287 00:13:00.759 --> 00:13:05.679 this movie is not offensive in any of the ways 288 00:13:05.720 --> 00:13:07.080 you expect it to be offensive. 289 00:13:07.919 --> 00:13:10.440 I agree. Actually it's slightly progressive. 290 00:13:10.600 --> 00:13:13.799 It's slightly progressive. There there's there's a lightly yeah, slightly, 291 00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:14.279 let's not. 292 00:13:14.399 --> 00:13:16.399 Let's right standards. 293 00:13:16.480 --> 00:13:20.120 Yeah, but like they are constantly in foreign countries. They're 294 00:13:20.159 --> 00:13:25.600 in Pakistan for a stretch. There are multiple ethnicities that 295 00:13:25.639 --> 00:13:29.879 they encounter. There's not accent jokes, there's no black or 296 00:13:29.879 --> 00:13:30.559 brown face. 297 00:13:30.879 --> 00:13:32.600 Nope, they don't go for the low hanging fruits. 298 00:13:32.679 --> 00:13:35.240 Yeah, there's a couple of like jokes that I was like, 299 00:13:35.320 --> 00:13:38.039 I don't know about that, but like nothing truly nothing 300 00:13:38.159 --> 00:13:41.919 like oh boy, oh boy, you know, Like and then 301 00:13:41.919 --> 00:13:43.679 there's a moment at the end that, let me tell 302 00:13:43.720 --> 00:13:46.240 you of weirdly progressive stuff. 303 00:13:46.440 --> 00:13:50.600 The same thing when I said progressive, I was like, yeah. 304 00:13:50.080 --> 00:13:52.919 That was like so progressive that I was like, did 305 00:13:52.960 --> 00:13:57.639 I Did I have an aneurysmen? So yeah, there's there's 306 00:13:57.639 --> 00:14:00.840 stuff to recommend this year, So every every one, stick around. 307 00:14:00.879 --> 00:14:03.159 We're gonna play a couple of commercials. You hate commercials, 308 00:14:03.159 --> 00:14:04.519 you can get rid of them by just going to 309 00:14:04.519 --> 00:14:06.879 patreon dot com slash that HL sign up for any 310 00:14:06.919 --> 00:14:10.039 pay tire you add free episodes and more. If you're 311 00:14:10.120 --> 00:14:12.240 not gonna do that, that's okay. Stick around. We right 312 00:14:12.320 --> 00:14:24.960 back after these messages to take you through spies like US, 313 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:25.919 and we're back. 314 00:14:26.440 --> 00:14:30.159 We open on an enormous missile being hauled through the 315 00:14:30.200 --> 00:14:32.960 forest on the back of a Soviet tank case. You 316 00:14:33.000 --> 00:14:35.320 weren't sure how nineteen eighty five this was going to be. 317 00:14:35.440 --> 00:14:37.120 It's gonna be very nice to eighty five. 318 00:14:38.159 --> 00:14:41.639 Pine trees being crushed underneath the treads of dis missile. 319 00:14:42.080 --> 00:14:45.559 We zoom into outer space and see a US satellite 320 00:14:45.639 --> 00:14:48.600 taking photos of the missile and then sending those photos 321 00:14:48.639 --> 00:14:52.440 back down to Washington, DC, where a young analyst takes 322 00:14:52.480 --> 00:14:57.240 them to the Pentagon. Right cool. We get antagonists Russia 323 00:14:57.399 --> 00:14:58.440 protagonist US. 324 00:14:58.519 --> 00:15:02.960 Yeah, or so think we don't know where it's gonna 325 00:15:03.000 --> 00:15:05.399 end up once. 326 00:15:05.200 --> 00:15:08.559 There, he gives them to Ruby played by Bruce Davidson 327 00:15:08.600 --> 00:15:12.200 and Keys played by William Prince. The actress whose names 328 00:15:12.200 --> 00:15:14.279 you will not know, but if you look at their faces, 329 00:15:14.279 --> 00:15:16.159 you'd go, oh that oh, that guy, oh and that guy. 330 00:15:16.279 --> 00:15:16.519 Yeah. 331 00:15:16.519 --> 00:15:19.759 I love these guys. It's those guys. They are of 332 00:15:19.799 --> 00:15:21.679 the Defense Intelligence Agency. 333 00:15:21.720 --> 00:15:22.879 Can I interrupt for one second? 334 00:15:22.919 --> 00:15:23.159 You may? 335 00:15:23.279 --> 00:15:27.080 Okay? So remember I was going with low, low expectations. 336 00:15:27.519 --> 00:15:30.159 This the first five minutes of this movie with this 337 00:15:30.200 --> 00:15:33.000 group of people works like Gangbusters for me. I got 338 00:15:33.039 --> 00:15:35.240 really excited. I was like, maybe Erica was high. Maybe 339 00:15:35.240 --> 00:15:39.679 this is all brilliant. Because the courier comes in and 340 00:15:39.720 --> 00:15:41.960 he goes, I have a security package from the NATSC 341 00:15:42.000 --> 00:15:45.960 printing room, and Bruce Davison, just playing an eighties dick 342 00:15:46.039 --> 00:15:48.360 to the hilts so Good, says, well, why don't you 343 00:15:48.360 --> 00:15:50.039 say it a little louder? We could open a window, 344 00:15:50.039 --> 00:15:53.519 you could shout it towards Moscow. And the courier says sorry, 345 00:15:53.639 --> 00:15:56.720 I and Bruce Davison says, it's not your fault, you're stupid. 346 00:15:59.360 --> 00:16:01.320 The courier, I don't know who this person is. No, 347 00:16:01.960 --> 00:16:05.519 it's a small bit part. They nailed it. Indeed, at 348 00:16:05.519 --> 00:16:08.440 one point the thing is attached to his wrist by 349 00:16:08.559 --> 00:16:10.919 like my handcuffs, because he's like it's like a top 350 00:16:10.919 --> 00:16:13.799 secret thing. But he can't be privy to what's in 351 00:16:13.840 --> 00:16:16.480 the briefcase. So they make him get in a closet. 352 00:16:16.840 --> 00:16:18.240 It's like hidden behind a bookcase. 353 00:16:18.360 --> 00:16:21.240 Yeah, so that they can then look at the briefcase 354 00:16:21.320 --> 00:16:23.600 as his hand sticks out of the closet and this 355 00:16:23.759 --> 00:16:26.720 the like the physical comedy. This very tall actor does 356 00:16:26.799 --> 00:16:30.399 to crouch down and it's this You're absolutely right. I 357 00:16:30.440 --> 00:16:33.279 had very high expectations going into the scene. You know why, 358 00:16:33.320 --> 00:16:36.600 because it's giving shades of police squad that Leslie Nielsen 359 00:16:36.639 --> 00:16:40.080 show that then became the naked gun Like. It's giving 360 00:16:40.159 --> 00:16:42.519 that at first and you're like, oh okay, he like 361 00:16:42.639 --> 00:16:43.759 kind of fun, dry humor. 362 00:16:44.320 --> 00:16:46.639 It will continue to give that sometimes. 363 00:16:46.320 --> 00:16:48.799 But it gives other things that I perhaps did not 364 00:16:49.000 --> 00:16:51.679 order from a part of the menu I don't care for. 365 00:16:51.879 --> 00:16:54.240 I enjoy the burger, but I don't want the Coleslaw. 366 00:16:54.360 --> 00:16:58.840 Yeah. Yeah, the Colt Slaw's Chevy Chase Chevy Chaselaw is 367 00:16:58.879 --> 00:17:00.720 one hundred percent the Coleslaw. 368 00:17:00.799 --> 00:17:01.159 Correct. 369 00:17:01.240 --> 00:17:04.759 So they're joined by General Sline Niges played by Steve 370 00:17:04.799 --> 00:17:07.920 Forrest and Tom Hatton. Two more of those guys. Yea 371 00:17:08.279 --> 00:17:10.920 handsomer versions. These are like the handsome those guys, Oh 372 00:17:10.960 --> 00:17:11.480 those guys. 373 00:17:11.519 --> 00:17:16.319 Steve Forrest is a is a Marlboro Man like wo one. 374 00:17:16.559 --> 00:17:19.279 Together, they need to deal with the Soviet missile. But 375 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:22.359 the last team they sent in wound up dead. What 376 00:17:22.440 --> 00:17:25.759 shall they do? They decide to send in two teams, 377 00:17:26.079 --> 00:17:29.079 one for the actual mission and also a decoy team 378 00:17:29.240 --> 00:17:32.319 to draw the attention and if needed, take the fall 379 00:17:32.400 --> 00:17:35.160 when the Soviets find them while the real team does 380 00:17:35.200 --> 00:17:35.640 the mission. 381 00:17:36.359 --> 00:17:41.799 We cut to junior diplomat Emmett Fitzhume played by Cornelius. 382 00:17:41.279 --> 00:17:43.279 Chase uh huh, played by the Coleslaw. 383 00:17:43.359 --> 00:17:46.440 Yeah, played by the Coleslaw. He is lounging at his desk. 384 00:17:46.519 --> 00:17:49.359 He's watching an old musical featuring Ronald Reagan. And look 385 00:17:49.440 --> 00:17:52.279 that this is not the movie's fault at all, but 386 00:17:52.400 --> 00:17:56.079 fuck Ronald Reagan fucking all the way to the hell 387 00:17:56.119 --> 00:17:57.559 that he currently resides in and back. 388 00:17:57.640 --> 00:17:59.680 I hate him, I do too, but you know what, 389 00:17:59.759 --> 00:18:00.960 he did have a terrible voice. 390 00:18:01.039 --> 00:18:02.920 He doesn't have to. Actually, this is. 391 00:18:03.279 --> 00:18:04.920 That was like the one thing I thought of when 392 00:18:04.920 --> 00:18:06.480 I saw this. See because it's a musical and he 393 00:18:06.559 --> 00:18:09.039 know he sings one line yeah and not great. Don't 394 00:18:09.319 --> 00:18:11.640 get me wrong. He's not a good voice, but it's 395 00:18:11.680 --> 00:18:12.240 not terrible. 396 00:18:12.359 --> 00:18:14.759 Yeah, he can carry you. Tune. This movie is it's 397 00:18:14.759 --> 00:18:17.319 called She's Working her Way through College. Get this. It's 398 00:18:17.319 --> 00:18:20.319 from nineteen fifty two. It is about a burlesque dancer 399 00:18:20.519 --> 00:18:23.000 who's paying her own way through school because she wants 400 00:18:23.039 --> 00:18:26.319 to become a writer. Oh not bad for nineteen fifty two. 401 00:18:26.519 --> 00:18:30.519 That's a glorious sin of essay in his magazine, And 402 00:18:30.960 --> 00:18:33.640 like the whole thing works out that, like people try 403 00:18:33.720 --> 00:18:35.279 to tear her down for her past and she like 404 00:18:35.359 --> 00:18:36.039 rises above it. 405 00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:36.559 Excellent. 406 00:18:36.680 --> 00:18:38.440 Yeah, Like I read this because I don't know the movie, 407 00:18:38.480 --> 00:18:40.119 but I read the synopsis and I was like, for 408 00:18:40.200 --> 00:18:41.799 Ronald fucking Reagan, I would want. 409 00:18:41.640 --> 00:18:43.599 To watch this thing the main part or is he 410 00:18:43.640 --> 00:18:44.720 like the main part? 411 00:18:45.440 --> 00:18:47.200 I think he is not her love interest because he's 412 00:18:47.200 --> 00:18:50.480 also clearly older than she is. But he's like a 413 00:18:50.519 --> 00:18:53.039 professor that somehow gets involved. And I think he's a 414 00:18:53.079 --> 00:18:55.440 professor at college. Yeah, and then there's a love interest as. 415 00:18:55.400 --> 00:18:56.079 Well, gotcha? 416 00:18:56.160 --> 00:18:56.440 Gotcha? 417 00:18:56.440 --> 00:18:58.680 Oh yeah, you're right, because it would suck to have 418 00:18:58.680 --> 00:19:01.039 to watch a Ronald Reagan movie, but it does sound good. 419 00:19:00.880 --> 00:19:03.359 Particularly a musical. Get off my fucking. 420 00:19:03.039 --> 00:19:06.759 Block, Stay in your lane, Reagan. 421 00:19:07.000 --> 00:19:08.880 Yeah, why don't you go choke on a dick like 422 00:19:08.880 --> 00:19:11.480 your wife or actually, she didn't choke on dick's famously 423 00:19:11.839 --> 00:19:14.200 just took him right down, like like like, oh, yeah, 424 00:19:14.200 --> 00:19:16.160 that's like a hot dog eating cont. 425 00:19:15.799 --> 00:19:17.839 Forgot that was like a whole thing about her, right, 426 00:19:17.839 --> 00:19:18.640 because she was just. 427 00:19:18.559 --> 00:19:19.720 Like, yeah, she gave great head. 428 00:19:20.400 --> 00:19:20.880 Good for her. 429 00:19:21.039 --> 00:19:23.640 Yeah. I can't think of anything that I say else 430 00:19:23.680 --> 00:19:25.240 nasty say about the Reagans. I'll let it go now. 431 00:19:25.440 --> 00:19:29.319 So Emmett's deescimate is agitated. He's trying to talk to him, 432 00:19:29.319 --> 00:19:31.759 but he has these headphones on. Right. Irritated, em Ittt 433 00:19:31.759 --> 00:19:35.319 finally takes off his headphones and his descimate asks if 434 00:19:35.359 --> 00:19:37.640 he's not worried about the Foreign Service Board exam they 435 00:19:37.680 --> 00:19:40.920 have to take tomorrow. It's five hundred questions in two hours. 436 00:19:41.279 --> 00:19:44.759 That is that is more than four questions a minute. 437 00:19:44.799 --> 00:19:47.680 That's too many questions or not enough time. It's it's 438 00:19:47.680 --> 00:19:48.160 too much. 439 00:19:48.359 --> 00:19:50.160 Yeah, well maybe it's like great, like you don't have 440 00:19:50.240 --> 00:19:52.079 to get all five hundred, right, you have to just 441 00:19:52.200 --> 00:19:55.400 get like eighty percent of them correct, and like you 442 00:19:55.440 --> 00:19:58.000 can skip over the ones you absolutely can't answer. I 443 00:19:58.000 --> 00:20:00.240 don't know, I don't know how tests work. Yeah, in 444 00:20:00.279 --> 00:20:03.400 this universe, in this university, absolutely right, that's too many questions. 445 00:20:03.440 --> 00:20:06.400 It's too many. Emmett scoffs. He says, the questions are 446 00:20:06.440 --> 00:20:09.799 all common sense and multiple choice. Besides, he's a legacy 447 00:20:09.880 --> 00:20:12.799 higher his grandfather and father with both agents, He's got 448 00:20:12.839 --> 00:20:16.559 it made in the shade. I love Nepo babies in 449 00:20:16.599 --> 00:20:22.079 this plus, he says, I have an appointment with our 450 00:20:22.119 --> 00:20:25.119 supervisor later, and then we cut to him sleeping with 451 00:20:25.160 --> 00:20:28.079 their supervisor. Yeah, we should erect a monument to all 452 00:20:28.119 --> 00:20:30.119 of the gorgeous blonde women who had to pretend that 453 00:20:30.200 --> 00:20:32.000 Chevy Chase was physically attractive in the eighties. 454 00:20:32.000 --> 00:20:33.720 If so many women had to make up with him 455 00:20:33.720 --> 00:20:36.160 in this movie, that monument should be like, it should 456 00:20:36.200 --> 00:20:39.960 be like a pole that starts with a Goldie honcause 457 00:20:39.960 --> 00:20:42.480 she had to do it the most. Yeah, and then 458 00:20:42.519 --> 00:20:45.240 Beverly DeAngelo and then the rest of these women. But 459 00:20:46.079 --> 00:20:50.279 I will say, like the small hint of progressivism kind 460 00:20:50.279 --> 00:20:53.440 of comes into play here because oftentimes we see the 461 00:20:53.480 --> 00:20:57.200 trope of like the woman the hot woman, like sleeping 462 00:20:57.240 --> 00:20:59.440 her way to the top, and like, in this context, 463 00:20:59.480 --> 00:21:01.839 we just have to buy that Chevy Chase is hot, right, Like, 464 00:21:01.960 --> 00:21:03.920 even though we don't find him attractive, Like, we just 465 00:21:03.920 --> 00:21:05.720 have to buy that this movie thinks he's a very 466 00:21:05.759 --> 00:21:06.279 handsome man. 467 00:21:06.400 --> 00:21:08.599 He's so charismatic and charming and witty. 468 00:21:08.440 --> 00:21:11.039 Right, and he is sleeping his way to the top, 469 00:21:11.240 --> 00:21:13.400 And I kind of love that, Like it's the guy. 470 00:21:13.519 --> 00:21:15.799 It's the guy doing that this time, because he's like, 471 00:21:15.839 --> 00:21:17.880 I have appointment with our supervisor. And then they cut 472 00:21:17.920 --> 00:21:20.359 to him and this gorgeous woman and they're in bed, 473 00:21:20.680 --> 00:21:22.799 and he's like, and they clearly have just had very 474 00:21:22.839 --> 00:21:25.279 satisfying sex on both sides of the for both sides 475 00:21:25.319 --> 00:21:27.279 of the table. And then he goes, so, I have 476 00:21:27.319 --> 00:21:30.079 a question for you about the exam tomorrow, and she's like, 477 00:21:30.160 --> 00:21:34.440 how dare you use me to further your career? And 478 00:21:34.480 --> 00:21:37.039 she gets all she leaves in a huff. Yeah, I 479 00:21:37.079 --> 00:21:39.839 really liked that. I like the gender reversal. 480 00:21:39.400 --> 00:21:41.640 Of Okay, it didn't occur to me, but makes sense. 481 00:21:41.880 --> 00:21:44.000 So we cut to a basement office in the Pentagon 482 00:21:44.039 --> 00:21:48.759 where codebreaker Austin Millbarge perfect name, Good Name played by 483 00:21:48.839 --> 00:21:52.000 dan Ackroyd, who truly is like the comic spice of 484 00:21:52.039 --> 00:21:54.599 this movie. I love dan Akroyd. He is working on 485 00:21:54.640 --> 00:21:57.480 his assignments from his boss, who hates him. His boss 486 00:21:57.519 --> 00:21:59.920 really fucking hates him, and there's no reason for it. 487 00:22:00.039 --> 00:22:02.880 He appears to be an excellent employee, like top notch. 488 00:22:02.799 --> 00:22:05.960 Like quiet, you know, gets his work done, but it anyway, 489 00:22:06.319 --> 00:22:09.799 his boss appears and after some general mockery basically calling 490 00:22:09.839 --> 00:22:13.319 him an asshole for no reason, the boss mentions that 491 00:22:13.400 --> 00:22:16.200 the exam is coming up tomorrow, aren't you aren't you 492 00:22:16.240 --> 00:22:18.160 nervous about that exam you have to take tomorrow, that 493 00:22:18.240 --> 00:22:21.759 five hundred word like five hundred word, five hundred question exam. 494 00:22:21.839 --> 00:22:23.880 And Austin's like, what exam? What are you talking about? 495 00:22:23.920 --> 00:22:27.240 And the boss said, oh, I forgot to tell you. 496 00:22:28.079 --> 00:22:30.720 Here's a letter about you having to take this exam. 497 00:22:30.799 --> 00:22:34.559 It arrived two weeks ago. Anyway, here it is, And 498 00:22:34.640 --> 00:22:37.319 so Austin snaps at his boss wants him to fail, 499 00:22:37.400 --> 00:22:40.079 so that Austin has to keep stay in this basement, 500 00:22:40.319 --> 00:22:43.440 dank office space and do his work for him. Yeah, 501 00:22:43.440 --> 00:22:45.119 and he's like he gets up in a huff and 502 00:22:45.119 --> 00:22:47.279 he's like, I'm going home to study for this test. 503 00:22:47.359 --> 00:22:50.079 I'm gonna ace this test. Fuck you and the horse 504 00:22:50.119 --> 00:22:51.000 you rode in on, sir. 505 00:22:51.240 --> 00:22:54.240 Yeah, I get it. I get the setup of two opposites, 506 00:22:54.400 --> 00:22:59.200 but to set Chevy Chase up, the Cherry Chase character 507 00:22:59.279 --> 00:23:03.160 up as such a ne'er do well idiot, and to 508 00:23:03.240 --> 00:23:06.279 set the dan Ackroyd character up as such like a 509 00:23:06.519 --> 00:23:10.240 do well all the time good employee. Yeah, it strains 510 00:23:10.279 --> 00:23:12.599 some credulity that they would wind up like that. Dan 511 00:23:12.640 --> 00:23:14.799 Aykroyd would wind up doing the things he then does 512 00:23:14.839 --> 00:23:17.480 in the next scene, and like that they would wind 513 00:23:17.599 --> 00:23:20.920 up being great friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like it's almost 514 00:23:20.960 --> 00:23:22.880 like it's too far apart. It doesn't really matter. I'm 515 00:23:23.240 --> 00:23:24.720 nitpicking an eighties comedy. 516 00:23:25.160 --> 00:23:27.480 Well, I don't need this, because the audience would have 517 00:23:27.519 --> 00:23:29.200 already had the association. 518 00:23:28.720 --> 00:23:30.160 Of the two of them work being friends. 519 00:23:30.200 --> 00:23:32.960 Sure, yeah, working on Saturday Live together, and so like 520 00:23:33.279 --> 00:23:35.559 that work is sort of done in the moment by 521 00:23:35.599 --> 00:23:37.880 the culture. So we don't like, like, if Bill Hayter 522 00:23:37.960 --> 00:23:39.799 and Kristen Wigg showed up in a movie and like 523 00:23:39.880 --> 00:23:43.400 we're opposites who just immediately clicked, we'd be like, well, yeah, 524 00:23:43.839 --> 00:23:47.160 they have chemistry. Yeah, obviously the cultural context exactly. 525 00:23:47.319 --> 00:23:49.759 Yeah, all right, this scene, oh. 526 00:23:49.640 --> 00:23:51.160 Yeah, this scene. This is the scene I was talking 527 00:23:51.160 --> 00:23:53.200 about where I was like, this has gone on too long. 528 00:23:53.359 --> 00:23:57.440 This scene made me want to punch a stranger in 529 00:23:57.480 --> 00:24:01.200 the throat. You know, that's not fair to strangers. It 530 00:24:01.200 --> 00:24:03.720 made me want to punch every single person who had 531 00:24:03.799 --> 00:24:06.839 anything to do with its inception in the throat, up 532 00:24:06.880 --> 00:24:09.359 to and including dan Aykroyd. I'm sorry, up to. 533 00:24:09.440 --> 00:24:12.519 Including frank Oz in this scene. 534 00:24:13.440 --> 00:24:16.759 This scene was rough. Okay, we cut to the test. 535 00:24:17.160 --> 00:24:19.160 It's being proctored by frank Oz, so in a way, 536 00:24:19.160 --> 00:24:21.480 we could say it's being proctured by Ms Piggy, who 537 00:24:21.519 --> 00:24:25.720 would be a great test proctor. Fantastic, you know. 538 00:24:25.680 --> 00:24:29.720 You want to do it? Hmm, times up, hand in 539 00:24:29.799 --> 00:24:32.839 your papers, Pencils down, pencils down. 540 00:24:32.880 --> 00:24:37.960 Everyone. Emma and Austin are both late, and Emmett, who 541 00:24:38.000 --> 00:24:40.880 was wearing an eye patch and a deeply unconvincing fake 542 00:24:40.960 --> 00:24:43.799 broken arm, claims it was because he was at a 543 00:24:43.839 --> 00:24:46.680 will reading. I laughed at that. I'm like, that's random, 544 00:24:46.720 --> 00:24:47.480 that's pretty funny. 545 00:24:47.640 --> 00:24:48.599 Yeah, I'm with you. 546 00:24:48.799 --> 00:24:51.480 He tries to bribe frank Oz in full view and 547 00:24:51.519 --> 00:24:55.279 within earshot of the rest of the room. Okay, I'm 548 00:24:55.279 --> 00:24:58.200 still okay. Then we get into the actual taking of 549 00:24:58.240 --> 00:25:02.519 the test, and a law quote unquote comic sequence follows, 550 00:25:03.119 --> 00:25:07.119 with Emmett trying only the most obvious ways imaginable to cheat, 551 00:25:07.559 --> 00:25:10.559 from reading answers off the inside of his eyepatch to 552 00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:14.000 writing notes to Austin next to him and loudly coughing 553 00:25:14.519 --> 00:25:19.559 loudly coughing barely getting just kind of vocalizing at one 554 00:25:19.559 --> 00:25:22.240 point yeah, to get Austin to give him the answer 555 00:25:22.240 --> 00:25:25.720 to the test. Austin bewilderingly helps him cheat, which doesn't 556 00:25:25.720 --> 00:25:27.640 make any sense with the Austin and we met four 557 00:25:27.680 --> 00:25:31.400 seconds ago. Eventually he pretends to start freaking out from 558 00:25:31.400 --> 00:25:33.519 the stress, so we can just grab other students' papers 559 00:25:33.519 --> 00:25:36.039 and look at them. M m. None of this works. 560 00:25:36.480 --> 00:25:40.039 I would say ten percent of it also look like 561 00:25:40.680 --> 00:25:42.960 it's not fair. But like, I don't find chevy Chase 562 00:25:43.039 --> 00:25:44.880 that funny. Like I don't think he's as good at 563 00:25:44.880 --> 00:25:47.480 this as everyone thinks he is. Because if Steve Martin 564 00:25:47.519 --> 00:25:49.839 were in the scene, or if Martin Short were doing 565 00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:53.279 the scene, I would find it infinitely funnier. Martin Short 566 00:25:53.279 --> 00:25:56.240 would do it faster and Steve Martin would do it 567 00:25:56.240 --> 00:25:58.839 in a way that made it seem almost balletic. 568 00:25:58.799 --> 00:26:01.079 But they would also play it from a place of 569 00:26:01.200 --> 00:26:04.920 low status. They would play it from a place. 570 00:26:04.759 --> 00:26:06.720 Of yeah, yeah, I have. 571 00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:09.839 To somehow figure out a way to pass this test. 572 00:26:10.440 --> 00:26:13.279 Chevy Chase is playing it from a place of I 573 00:26:13.319 --> 00:26:16.640 am owed everyone telling me what the answers to this 574 00:26:16.720 --> 00:26:21.519 test are. Yeah, that's true, and like it's extremely off putting. 575 00:26:21.880 --> 00:26:24.160 That is very true. I didn't think about that. You're right. 576 00:26:24.440 --> 00:26:28.400 Maybe that's why I just because technically he's not doing 577 00:26:28.400 --> 00:26:31.480 anything wrong. The pratfalls are prodding, the eye patches, eye 578 00:26:31.519 --> 00:26:34.480 patching again, I'm like, why don't I find this that funny? 579 00:26:35.240 --> 00:26:37.640 Frank Oz clocks this almost as fast as we the 580 00:26:37.640 --> 00:26:40.319 audience clock it, and rather than making him stop, he 581 00:26:40.440 --> 00:26:44.119 just activates the cameras to start filming all of these shenanigans. 582 00:26:44.880 --> 00:26:48.000 We cut to Ruby Keys Sline and me, do we. 583 00:26:47.960 --> 00:26:50.799 Need like a nickname? We need a nickname for these 584 00:26:50.839 --> 00:26:57.440 four uh nightmare blunt rotation Jesus. No, Actually, I would 585 00:26:57.440 --> 00:27:00.000 actually rather get high with any of these four characters, 586 00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:03.599 and I would would emmit, yeah, because you know, if 587 00:27:03.599 --> 00:27:05.880 they got high they would start spilling state secrets. This 588 00:27:05.960 --> 00:27:08.480 is not a secure ha b. 589 00:27:09.440 --> 00:27:13.599 The lame Beatles, the lame Beatles, well them the lame Beatles, 590 00:27:13.720 --> 00:27:14.279 or the the. 591 00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:17.839 Four horsemen of the four Horsemen. 592 00:27:17.480 --> 00:27:19.319 Of governmental incompetence. 593 00:27:19.359 --> 00:27:22.279 There you go, that's it, the four horsemen of governmental incompetence. 594 00:27:22.359 --> 00:27:24.640 So they're going through the options for the decoy team 595 00:27:24.640 --> 00:27:27.480 and they realize that Emmett and Austin are actually perfect 596 00:27:27.480 --> 00:27:29.519 for it since they are, in the words of Sline, 597 00:27:30.119 --> 00:27:33.880 a couple of absolutely self involved bullshit artists who got 598 00:27:33.880 --> 00:27:39.799 caught cheating on a departmental exam. Although not fair to Austin. 599 00:27:39.480 --> 00:27:43.680 Here, that's that's the weird thing, Like if they Austin 600 00:27:43.799 --> 00:27:46.119 wasn't cheating. He helped him cheat, but he himself was 601 00:27:46.160 --> 00:27:49.839 not cheating. And I don't look as someone who often 602 00:27:50.039 --> 00:27:52.759 had people wanting to cheat on him off of hrags 603 00:27:52.960 --> 00:27:57.079 and didn't didn't appreciate it, brag. There is no part 604 00:27:57.119 --> 00:27:59.119 of Austin who would be like, yeah, I'll give you 605 00:27:59.119 --> 00:28:00.720 the answer. Fuck off. 606 00:28:01.039 --> 00:28:03.319 Well I was cool in high school, so I did 607 00:28:03.319 --> 00:28:06.319 help people cheat and no, no, no, I'm kidding. I 608 00:28:06.440 --> 00:28:10.119 wasn't cool enough. At one point later in the scene, 609 00:28:10.119 --> 00:28:11.759 we kind of glossed over it. But like, the scene 610 00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:14.519 goes on for ten minutes, the cheating scene, and Austin 611 00:28:14.599 --> 00:28:17.079 does help him more than like just giving him an answer. 612 00:28:17.160 --> 00:28:20.319 He like he starts like throwing other people's papers at 613 00:28:20.359 --> 00:28:23.039 him and stuff. I get you. It doesn't quite make 614 00:28:23.079 --> 00:28:25.000 sense as to why, but for some reason these two 615 00:28:25.039 --> 00:28:27.880 have bonded. We cut to Austin and Emmett getting their 616 00:28:27.920 --> 00:28:31.079 quote unquote promotion and they're like, wait a minute, Austin, really, 617 00:28:31.119 --> 00:28:32.200 who's who's not dumb? 618 00:28:32.240 --> 00:28:32.400 Dumb? 619 00:28:32.440 --> 00:28:34.240 It's like, we didn't pass the examine. In fact, we 620 00:28:34.279 --> 00:28:36.599 got caught cheating, so why are you making a spies? 621 00:28:37.079 --> 00:28:39.759 And Ruby and Keys are like, listen, we're not. We're 622 00:28:39.799 --> 00:28:42.759 not like trying to find boy scouts out here trying 623 00:28:42.759 --> 00:28:48.640 to find hardened spies. And we liked your teamwork during 624 00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:51.440 the cheating like not you picked up you, yes, and 625 00:28:51.519 --> 00:28:52.279 him so hard. 626 00:28:52.480 --> 00:28:53.440 Yeah, we love that that. 627 00:28:53.519 --> 00:28:55.519 We've made you a part, an integral part of the 628 00:28:55.599 --> 00:28:56.279 US government. 629 00:28:56.319 --> 00:28:58.400 They are part of the improv troupe in the in 630 00:28:58.440 --> 00:29:02.039 the in the Defense and tel Agencies improv troop. 631 00:29:02.960 --> 00:29:06.480 Wouldn't imagine a Pentagon improv troop, Like there's like a 632 00:29:06.559 --> 00:29:09.880 board at the at the Pentagon, like a bulletin board 633 00:29:09.880 --> 00:29:12.960 that's like, you know, like you know, kittens for sale 634 00:29:13.039 --> 00:29:15.160 or whatever. And then next to someone's like join my 635 00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:20.599 improv group the laft Con five if you will, Yeah, 636 00:29:20.640 --> 00:29:22.720 if you will. That would be the perfect name for 637 00:29:22.920 --> 00:29:25.079 a Pentagon based improv troop. 638 00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:28.359 You know, honestly, I would go to at least one show. 639 00:29:28.960 --> 00:29:30.000 I would want to know I. 640 00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:31.640 Would, because you know what you could do is when 641 00:29:31.640 --> 00:29:33.880 they're like, call out something you want to hear, and 642 00:29:33.920 --> 00:29:38.160 you're like, departmental secrets. Yeah, just to see if one 643 00:29:38.160 --> 00:29:38.680 of them does it. 644 00:29:38.799 --> 00:29:41.839 Yeah, I heard departmental secrets. Apartmental secrets. 645 00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:46.519 They're like they're like, JFK was an inside job. Oh shit, 646 00:29:46.640 --> 00:29:49.000 I wasn't supposed to tell everyone that. So they are 647 00:29:49.079 --> 00:29:50.400 sent off to training. 648 00:29:50.240 --> 00:29:54.279 Yep, sending them to training. Erica in this case involves 649 00:29:54.319 --> 00:29:57.960 being tossed out of a plane with no notice, parachuting 650 00:29:58.000 --> 00:30:01.640 into a forest, and being surrounded by n ninjas. Ninjas. 651 00:30:01.920 --> 00:30:04.720 This was really surprising. I wasn't expecting ninja. 652 00:30:04.799 --> 00:30:05.640 It's really weird. 653 00:30:05.759 --> 00:30:07.960 It's so like I didn't hate it because it was 654 00:30:08.000 --> 00:30:10.079 so weird that I was like, I was into it. 655 00:30:10.279 --> 00:30:13.599 Yep, but I'm like hot, I will say this is 656 00:30:13.839 --> 00:30:16.599 because I'm I'm almost positive these are not Asian men 657 00:30:16.799 --> 00:30:19.920 under these under these ninja garbs. 658 00:30:20.160 --> 00:30:22.799 Yeah, yeah, which is fine. I'm not offended by that 659 00:30:22.839 --> 00:30:25.640 because it's not like they're the idea. Isn't that they're 660 00:30:25.680 --> 00:30:29.119 being like thrown into Japan. They're roughly like five hundred 661 00:30:29.160 --> 00:30:32.440 miles away at some training facility in the United States, 662 00:30:32.480 --> 00:30:35.519 and these are other soldiers who are like American soldiers 663 00:30:35.559 --> 00:30:38.680 who are training them in case they have to fight ninjas. 664 00:30:38.839 --> 00:30:44.039 Yes, but also I thought some of the vocalizing was approaching, 665 00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:51.200 perhaps not completely kosher. Men playing ninjas were doing but minor, minor, 666 00:30:51.319 --> 00:30:55.440 like it's so odd, it's. 667 00:30:55.400 --> 00:30:59.839 Such a choice, such a choice was made to do this. 668 00:31:01.039 --> 00:31:03.799 I did enjoy some more of the wordplaying. The scene 669 00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:07.000 when they're surrounded by ninjas, Austin looks to Emmett and 670 00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:10.400 he's like, you're the diplomat, diplomat something here, and he 671 00:31:10.839 --> 00:31:12.319 first he pulls out a picture. He says, this is 672 00:31:12.359 --> 00:31:14.759 my sister. You can all have her, which is funny 673 00:31:15.720 --> 00:31:17.920 color but it's funny. Yeah. Then Austin tries to take 674 00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:19.599 over and he gets like a stick and He's like, 675 00:31:19.640 --> 00:31:21.920 come on, let's fight, and chevy Chase says, you hear 676 00:31:21.920 --> 00:31:24.359 that he's threatening you. Let's get them, And Austin says, 677 00:31:24.359 --> 00:31:26.200 show some balls, and chevy Chase says, I think it's 678 00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:28.160 too late to try to impress them. I left. 679 00:31:28.200 --> 00:31:28.680 That's funny. 680 00:31:28.759 --> 00:31:31.319 That's funny. That's funny. In any case, if it wasn't 681 00:31:31.319 --> 00:31:33.920 apparent from those two stories, they're utterly out of their depth. Yeah, 682 00:31:34.119 --> 00:31:37.880 Colonel Rambis played by Bernie Casey, appears to announce that 683 00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:41.839 he is in charge now. To impress them, he beats 684 00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:45.039 up all of the ninjas, who are his own men. 685 00:31:45.079 --> 00:31:46.720 From what I can tell, so I really don't see 686 00:31:46.720 --> 00:31:48.359 how this helps morale around camp. 687 00:31:49.039 --> 00:31:51.640 This is all fake though, right, Like here's where I'm like, 688 00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:53.680 And by the way, I didn't think this while I 689 00:31:53.720 --> 00:31:55.640 was watching the movie, but I am thinking this now. 690 00:31:55.839 --> 00:31:57.279 Is that like, and I might be giving it too 691 00:31:57.359 --> 00:32:00.839 much credit. This is all a fake quote unquote training 692 00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:04.920 exercises because actually the government has no actual need to 693 00:32:04.960 --> 00:32:07.279 train these guys. If they're just gonna drop them into 694 00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:10.799 the middle of nowhere to be decoys, they're putting them 695 00:32:10.799 --> 00:32:14.359 through a training exercise. It's not a real thing. Just 696 00:32:14.359 --> 00:32:16.480 to fuck with them and to like make them think 697 00:32:16.519 --> 00:32:18.079 they're doing a training exercise. 698 00:32:18.400 --> 00:32:21.440 That's possible. I would say that. 699 00:32:22.000 --> 00:32:24.839 Love the movie too. Actually, like back me up on 700 00:32:24.920 --> 00:32:28.359 that never says that because they're not with other soldiers, 701 00:32:28.400 --> 00:32:30.480 these two are being trained alone. 702 00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:34.279 Yeah, that's fair. I am then concerned with the amount 703 00:32:34.279 --> 00:32:37.000 of money that's being devoted to the fake training. 704 00:32:38.119 --> 00:32:39.119 Well, I don't care about that. 705 00:32:39.200 --> 00:32:43.039 We are destroying things that that our tax dollars paid 706 00:32:43.039 --> 00:32:43.960 for it. 707 00:32:44.319 --> 00:32:47.359 It's our parents' tax dollars. It's fine, it's fine. 708 00:32:48.400 --> 00:32:50.079 I don't hate that that theory at all. 709 00:32:50.039 --> 00:32:53.000 Because it also makes more sort of sense. 710 00:32:53.240 --> 00:32:56.720 Or what is about to happen exactly. Yeah, yeah, I 711 00:32:56.759 --> 00:32:59.079 wish they had lampshaded that because I think I then 712 00:32:59.720 --> 00:33:03.160 may have found some of what proceeds a little funnier. 713 00:33:03.599 --> 00:33:05.079 I didn't find it not funny. I found it kind 714 00:33:05.079 --> 00:33:07.480 of confusing. That's it's what's going on. 715 00:33:07.519 --> 00:33:11.160 It's confusing, and they I think, I actually think I'm right, 716 00:33:11.319 --> 00:33:13.279 and this is what is happening. What's happening is is 717 00:33:13.319 --> 00:33:15.519 that the government's putting them through a fake training process 718 00:33:15.559 --> 00:33:19.599 that's like increasingly stupid. But no one who movie actually 719 00:33:19.599 --> 00:33:23.440 said anything. Yeah, about that, So we get a training montage. 720 00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:28.559 Austin and Emmett see an obstacle course complete with random explosions. 721 00:33:29.759 --> 00:33:33.240 They're dumped into a man made bog approximately the size 722 00:33:33.240 --> 00:33:35.880 of a grave, and then told to go underwater like 723 00:33:36.000 --> 00:33:38.960 under this, like it's not water, it's like sludge under 724 00:33:39.000 --> 00:33:42.799 the sludge, while other soldiers take machine guns and fire 725 00:33:43.000 --> 00:33:44.359 into the swamp around them. 726 00:33:45.359 --> 00:33:47.279 The more you talk about, the more I'm sure you're right. 727 00:33:47.680 --> 00:33:48.440 That makes sense. 728 00:33:48.519 --> 00:33:51.319 They're just fucking with them for their own amusement. Basically, yeah, 729 00:33:51.359 --> 00:33:52.039 we're too nice. 730 00:33:52.039 --> 00:33:54.079 We didn't think of we didn't think of sending two 731 00:33:54.119 --> 00:33:56.480 people into die, but also fucking with them for a 732 00:33:56.519 --> 00:33:59.039 week first and putting them through any number of like 733 00:33:59.160 --> 00:33:59.920 difficult things. 734 00:34:00.000 --> 00:34:02.279 And you know what, maybe this is why Chevy Chase's 735 00:34:02.359 --> 00:34:04.400 character has to be so off putting at first, because 736 00:34:04.400 --> 00:34:06.960 you're like, yeah, let's do that to this guy that 737 00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:10.000 I am on board. They also have to test their 738 00:34:10.039 --> 00:34:13.599 ability to stay afloat at high speeds by dragging them 739 00:34:13.599 --> 00:34:14.039 behind a. 740 00:34:14.119 --> 00:34:19.119 Speed Now I'm laughing, you solved. 741 00:34:18.719 --> 00:34:23.000 It a Their ability to withstand high temperatures is tested 742 00:34:23.039 --> 00:34:25.840 with some special suits and a pair of flamethrowers. 743 00:34:26.000 --> 00:34:26.199 So there. 744 00:34:26.280 --> 00:34:29.159 Yeah, they're put into these like these fireproof suits and 745 00:34:29.159 --> 00:34:30.880 then they're like, all right, let's see how long you 746 00:34:30.920 --> 00:34:32.519 can stand there. And then they just hit them with 747 00:34:32.599 --> 00:34:36.920 flamethrowers while they cook. Their ability to withstand G Force 748 00:34:37.000 --> 00:34:39.360 is tested so Dan Akroyd and Chevy Chase can make 749 00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:42.599 funny faces. Yeah, they're put in a G force machine, right. 750 00:34:42.679 --> 00:34:45.960 They walk out and what they are holding the faces 751 00:34:46.000 --> 00:34:48.199 I'm presuming just with their own facial muscles. 752 00:34:48.320 --> 00:34:51.199 Yeah, it's impressive, it's impressive. Yeah. Yeah, they're in the 753 00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:53.320 G Force machine. And then they come out with their 754 00:34:53.360 --> 00:34:56.920 faces still all like crazy from that. Yeah. Then they're 755 00:34:56.960 --> 00:34:59.519 loaded into a plane and dumped off the top of 756 00:34:59.519 --> 00:35:03.360 a building a quote unquote radical vertical impact simulation. 757 00:35:03.559 --> 00:35:07.280 That's not a simulation, sir, that's an actual radical vertical impact. 758 00:35:07.400 --> 00:35:09.599 They take a plane, they dump it off, and it 759 00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:14.800 nose dives into the ground. After all of this, Emma 760 00:35:14.840 --> 00:35:16.719 and Austin try to quit. They run up to the 761 00:35:16.719 --> 00:35:18.679 colonel and say, hey, you know what, thank you so much. 762 00:35:18.920 --> 00:35:21.559 We've decided we want to go home. Rambas tells them 763 00:35:21.599 --> 00:35:23.000 it would be a shame to have to kill them, 764 00:35:23.079 --> 00:35:25.679 and he leaves. So Austin realizes that they are now 765 00:35:25.800 --> 00:35:31.199 Ohio or obligated involuntary officers. Then Rhombus calls Emma and 766 00:35:31.239 --> 00:35:34.239 Austin into his office and tells them they're being deployed. 767 00:35:34.679 --> 00:35:37.360 He's not authorized to give them their mission, but they 768 00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:39.199 will be dropped in Pakistan. 769 00:35:39.719 --> 00:35:41.599 I did get nervous, and that's gonna lie when they're like, 770 00:35:41.599 --> 00:35:44.000 oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, it's gonna happen. Yeah, 771 00:35:44.079 --> 00:35:45.840 I wait, it's fine. 772 00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:47.960 It's fine, it's fine. Not up to today's standards, I 773 00:35:47.960 --> 00:35:50.760 don't think, but genuinely, like inoffensive. 774 00:35:50.920 --> 00:35:54.119 I do believe that everyone in the background of the 775 00:35:54.159 --> 00:35:57.519 scene and it is genuinely Asian of sort. Maybe not 776 00:35:57.559 --> 00:36:01.119 exactly Pakistani, but like it's not white people in brown face. 777 00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:02.079 Yeah, it could have been. 778 00:36:02.280 --> 00:36:03.480 Is exactly what I thought it was. 779 00:36:04.000 --> 00:36:08.440 I my asshole was the size of the head of 780 00:36:08.440 --> 00:36:12.360 a needle. Yeah, yes, oh my god. It wasn't are 781 00:36:12.360 --> 00:36:14.559 we going to get brown face? It was how much 782 00:36:14.639 --> 00:36:15.519 brown face are we going? 783 00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:19.039 How bad is it going to be? Is it going 784 00:36:19.079 --> 00:36:21.719 to be Rodney Gingerfield popping up in brown face pretending 785 00:36:21.760 --> 00:36:25.199 to be Pakistani? Because even my love for Rodney Dingerfield 786 00:36:25.320 --> 00:36:25.960 not with stands. 787 00:36:26.079 --> 00:36:28.199 Is this where Tracy Ellman got that idea for the character? 788 00:36:28.280 --> 00:36:29.280 Is she going to be here? Is it going to 789 00:36:29.320 --> 00:36:29.920 be Tracy Ullman? 790 00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:30.719 Is it going to be her? 791 00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:33.000 I want to bring up another line I thought was funny. 792 00:36:33.039 --> 00:36:35.320 When they're trying to quit Chevy Chase says, thanks to 793 00:36:35.360 --> 00:36:37.519 the bruises, and you can keep the stool samples, which 794 00:36:37.639 --> 00:36:38.960 was I left. That's funny. 795 00:36:39.800 --> 00:36:42.400 Cut to a plane and a large shipping crate being 796 00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:45.960 tossed out of it. You know, now that we're talking 797 00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:48.119 about it, it's much funny than the actual movie, Like 798 00:36:48.159 --> 00:36:50.960 the idea of the US government cares so little about 799 00:36:50.960 --> 00:36:52.480 these you know what I wonder? 800 00:36:52.599 --> 00:36:55.719 I wonder if it could have done something with a 801 00:36:55.800 --> 00:37:00.119 couple more fast cuts back to the four horsemen, the 802 00:37:00.159 --> 00:37:05.079 bureau deocratic incompetence and like them getting a question, oh 803 00:37:05.159 --> 00:37:06.760 how should we get them? I just stump in a 804 00:37:06.760 --> 00:37:10.039 crate and throw them out of there, to highlight the 805 00:37:10.039 --> 00:37:16.119 fact litterally give a shitnnon. Yeah, I think when I 806 00:37:16.159 --> 00:37:18.400 was watching it, obviously I knew this was not what 807 00:37:18.440 --> 00:37:21.840 they would do with normal spies, but it didn't process 808 00:37:21.960 --> 00:37:24.360 to me. I thought they were doing it to try 809 00:37:24.400 --> 00:37:26.800 to be funny and that's it. Yeah, they were trying 810 00:37:26.800 --> 00:37:28.079 to be a funny way to dump them out as 811 00:37:28.079 --> 00:37:30.800 opposed to be like, no, this is actually motivated by 812 00:37:30.840 --> 00:37:33.400 the insane plot of this film. Yeah, which I think 813 00:37:33.440 --> 00:37:35.400 would have connected more with me then, And maybe I'm 814 00:37:35.400 --> 00:37:37.280 an idiot for not realizing that by myself, but I 815 00:37:37.320 --> 00:37:38.119 didn't watching it. 816 00:37:39.320 --> 00:37:41.800 I mean I would say I did realize it, and 817 00:37:41.840 --> 00:37:44.199 it still was just like, Okay, that's funny. 818 00:37:44.239 --> 00:37:45.599 Well, okay, good, okay. 819 00:37:45.679 --> 00:37:48.000 Yeah, it didn't make me laugh out loud or anything. 820 00:37:48.360 --> 00:37:52.239 So they're parachuted down through this crate, floating down into Pakistan. 821 00:37:52.599 --> 00:37:55.599 They crash into a building and they draw the attention 822 00:37:55.639 --> 00:37:57.440 of all the locals there, because of course they do. 823 00:37:58.239 --> 00:38:01.119 The crate opens and reveals are too heroes. They're enjoying 824 00:38:01.199 --> 00:38:03.519 chips and beer, like like they're sitting in a living 825 00:38:03.599 --> 00:38:06.719 room watching watching the Big Game. The locals hold them 826 00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:09.320 at gunpoint, and Austin's like, well you again, you're the diplomat, 827 00:38:09.480 --> 00:38:12.039 You're the one who speaks multiple languages. Please help us 828 00:38:12.039 --> 00:38:15.039 in the situation. Emmett uses his translation book, looks up 829 00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:16.760 the exact phrasing of what he wants to say, and 830 00:38:16.800 --> 00:38:21.840 goes Okay, yes, m all right, if you let me free, 831 00:38:21.920 --> 00:38:25.440 you may keep my friend's head for polo. That made 832 00:38:25.480 --> 00:38:27.360 me laugh. Yeah, that really made me laugh, and. 833 00:38:27.320 --> 00:38:30.199 I got a little concerned because I was like, are 834 00:38:30.199 --> 00:38:32.480 we gonna act as if this is real? But all 835 00:38:32.519 --> 00:38:36.519 the Pakistani people laugh, Yeah, and they start to kind 836 00:38:36.519 --> 00:38:38.480 of like act as if like they're trying to measure 837 00:38:38.480 --> 00:38:39.320 his head to play. 838 00:38:39.159 --> 00:38:42.519 Polo, play polo, like, yeah. 839 00:38:41.719 --> 00:38:44.360 Bringing them in on the joke. I was worried they 840 00:38:44.360 --> 00:38:45.639 were going to treat it like, oh, that sounds like 841 00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:46.239 a good idea. 842 00:38:46.599 --> 00:38:49.000 Yeah, No, which they don't do. So that was like, Okay, 843 00:38:49.280 --> 00:38:52.679 we're all in on this dumb situation. Yeah. Two men 844 00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:55.840 appear suddenly and like, okay, so this is again where 845 00:38:55.880 --> 00:38:58.239 the movie, like the visual jokes really land for me, 846 00:38:58.400 --> 00:39:02.039 like the we're're in this like sea of extras who 847 00:39:02.119 --> 00:39:05.960 look like people from Pakistan and they're dressed like locals. 848 00:39:06.280 --> 00:39:08.519 And then all of a sudden, these two dudes appear, 849 00:39:08.719 --> 00:39:14.320 Bob and Bud, tall, blonde wearing like wearing like pastel 850 00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:15.239 colors and. 851 00:39:15.159 --> 00:39:17.159 Like a sweater wrapped around their neck tied. 852 00:39:17.400 --> 00:39:19.320 Yeah, like they just came from the country club in 853 00:39:19.360 --> 00:39:24.039 Beverly Hills. So clearly distinguished from everyone else in the scene, 854 00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:27.079 and they're like quintessential Americans and I'm like, that's a 855 00:39:27.119 --> 00:39:31.599 funny joke. And they're like, oh, hi, we're your contacts 856 00:39:31.599 --> 00:39:37.000 here in Pakistan. Yeah, and they and Austin and Emmett 857 00:39:37.199 --> 00:39:38.679 go with them and they all head off in a 858 00:39:38.760 --> 00:39:39.400 jeep yep. 859 00:39:39.639 --> 00:39:42.639 They're driving through the desert and Austin notices that one 860 00:39:42.679 --> 00:39:45.000 of them is wearing a watch that is a Russian knockoff. 861 00:39:45.400 --> 00:39:49.400 So smart, so smart. Austin, I think, is actually pretty 862 00:39:49.400 --> 00:39:52.400 smart this entire movie Heat, which I did appreciate always. 863 00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:52.719 Yeah. 864 00:39:52.840 --> 00:39:54.480 The only dumb thing he does is help emin on 865 00:39:54.480 --> 00:39:57.840 the tesk that that is genuinely the only like non 866 00:39:58.199 --> 00:40:01.239 supported character beat that I can think of. He gets 867 00:40:01.320 --> 00:40:02.840 them to stop. He says, you have to use the bathroom, 868 00:40:02.960 --> 00:40:04.519 and he's like, Emmett, why don't you come with me? 869 00:40:04.559 --> 00:40:06.000 And them it's like, I don't have to pine. He's like, 870 00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:07.719 are you sure, and he's like, yes, I'm a grown man. 871 00:40:07.719 --> 00:40:09.239 I don't have to pain. He's like, but I think 872 00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:12.800 you do. This goes on. I would say maybe half 873 00:40:12.800 --> 00:40:14.320 a beat too long, but this is about right. 874 00:40:14.400 --> 00:40:16.639 It's pretty funny. It's pretty funny because you get dan 875 00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:19.360 Ackroy doing that like machine gun fast talking thing where 876 00:40:19.400 --> 00:40:21.840 he's like he's like the human bladder can only hold 877 00:40:21.880 --> 00:40:23.960 so much, and like, I think I've seen you drink 878 00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:25.480 all day, and I think you really should be going 879 00:40:25.480 --> 00:40:26.519 to the bathroom now. 880 00:40:26.559 --> 00:40:29.760 So Emmett goes with him and they're walking away. He 881 00:40:29.880 --> 00:40:33.920 explains the situation. Now, this is this is the first 882 00:40:33.960 --> 00:40:36.880 example of it. There's an epidemic in this movie of 883 00:40:36.960 --> 00:40:40.400 the thing that I hate, which I talked about in 884 00:40:40.440 --> 00:40:45.199 the parent trap. When you have two characters walking on 885 00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:49.280 open field mm hmm, looking directly in front of them, 886 00:40:49.400 --> 00:40:51.920 and then suddenly they act as if they are surprised 887 00:40:51.920 --> 00:40:54.599 to see what is in front of them. It happens 888 00:40:54.880 --> 00:40:57.079 no fewer than three times in this movie. It's almost 889 00:40:57.159 --> 00:40:58.719 enough for me to think it's an intentional runner. 890 00:40:58.760 --> 00:41:01.440 It is an intentional runner. I that's the joke. 891 00:41:01.880 --> 00:41:05.480 But they don't. It's just it's just there. They don't 892 00:41:05.559 --> 00:41:06.480 do anything with it. 893 00:41:06.639 --> 00:41:09.119 That's well, because it's I'm gonna lie to you. This 894 00:41:09.159 --> 00:41:09.760 made me laugh. 895 00:41:10.320 --> 00:41:11.599 It makes me nuts. 896 00:41:11.639 --> 00:41:15.280 So these two are walking because it's it's stupid on purpose. Yeah, 897 00:41:15.320 --> 00:41:18.480 that's why it's funny. They're walking away from the jeep 898 00:41:18.480 --> 00:41:21.440 with the two other dudes, and they're whispering to each other, 899 00:41:21.599 --> 00:41:23.400 like those two a Russian spies. How can you tell 900 00:41:23.480 --> 00:41:25.639 the wristwatch gave it away? What do we do? I 901 00:41:25.639 --> 00:41:27.519 don't know? And then they stop short. They look up 902 00:41:27.519 --> 00:41:29.280 and they go, oh no, and right in front of 903 00:41:29.320 --> 00:41:32.079 them are Bud and the other guy, Bob, right, the 904 00:41:32.280 --> 00:41:35.159 two Russian spies and like we didn't see them, Like, 905 00:41:35.239 --> 00:41:37.440 how did they get around? It's funny because the audience 906 00:41:37.440 --> 00:41:39.920 doesn't see them either, and we're encountering them at the 907 00:41:39.920 --> 00:41:41.239 same time as the characters are. 908 00:41:41.440 --> 00:41:45.599 I think if they didn't act surprised, it's something about it. 909 00:41:45.920 --> 00:41:50.360 I'm like, they're right there, like it's like the joke 910 00:41:50.719 --> 00:41:53.679 is for the audience. Yeah, so if it just like 911 00:41:53.719 --> 00:41:55.960 if they just just make it so they can actually 912 00:41:56.000 --> 00:41:58.639 be surprised, it makes me nuts. It bothers me. 913 00:41:58.840 --> 00:42:01.840 I know this. I'm gonna defend this joke, okay, okay, 914 00:42:01.880 --> 00:42:04.480 And nothing is funnier than when a joke is dissected 915 00:42:04.760 --> 00:42:07.039 so bad. It's here for this. 916 00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:09.239 This joke is the dead frog corpse in your ninth 917 00:42:09.239 --> 00:42:12.400 grade biology class. We are going to get into the intestine. 918 00:42:12.400 --> 00:42:16.800 We are going to poke their pancreas because it's funny 919 00:42:16.840 --> 00:42:22.079 because it's it's so unexpected and stupid. Also one continuous shot, 920 00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:23.280 so we don't know how. 921 00:42:23.199 --> 00:42:25.400 Those two like those two guys, like I get the 922 00:42:25.519 --> 00:42:28.280 joke of like us like then surprised to be there, 923 00:42:28.320 --> 00:42:29.599 like how did they get there? I get that, And 924 00:42:29.599 --> 00:42:31.719 that is a solid joke. It's for me. It is 925 00:42:31.760 --> 00:42:33.920 literally like the they have them like whispers, so they're 926 00:42:33.960 --> 00:42:34.920 literally not looking. 927 00:42:35.719 --> 00:42:37.559 I thought they were in my head they are, but 928 00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:38.159 I could be wrong. 929 00:42:38.639 --> 00:42:40.880 Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know, but like it's gonna 930 00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:42.599 happen two more times. This movie's gonna nome me every 931 00:42:42.639 --> 00:42:46.480 time anyway. So Bob and Bud have obviously realized that 932 00:42:46.519 --> 00:42:49.000 Emma and Austin have clocked them, so they stomp on 933 00:42:49.320 --> 00:42:51.480 Bud and Bob's feet. They take off their hats, they 934 00:42:51.480 --> 00:42:53.480 shove them on the Russian agents heads, and they run 935 00:42:53.519 --> 00:42:55.079 back to the jeep and they escape, and Bob and 936 00:42:55.079 --> 00:42:57.599 Bud start firing at them afterwards, but they escape. 937 00:42:57.679 --> 00:43:00.960 Yeah, excellent spycraft, everyone knows. Stomp the feet, put the 938 00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:03.320 hat on the head. Yes, that's the only way, frankly 939 00:43:03.320 --> 00:43:04.840 to defeat a foe. 940 00:43:04.599 --> 00:43:07.440 They push in on the Russian shooting the tire, which 941 00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:09.000 I really thought was going to be a problem. 942 00:43:09.199 --> 00:43:09.840 No problem. 943 00:43:09.880 --> 00:43:12.159 They also talk about like potentially running out of gas, 944 00:43:12.280 --> 00:43:13.760 not a thing, you don't have to worry about it. 945 00:43:13.840 --> 00:43:16.159 So many loose threads, things that I'm. 946 00:43:16.039 --> 00:43:17.480 Just like, well, why is the lining? I guess just 947 00:43:17.480 --> 00:43:19.440 to fill time, but just cut. 948 00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:23.159 Yeah, the movie's not short. The movie could could use 949 00:43:23.199 --> 00:43:26.679 twenty fewer minutes in it. Frankly so. Emmett is driving away, 950 00:43:26.800 --> 00:43:29.960 Austin is asleep in the passenger seat. He comes across. 951 00:43:30.000 --> 00:43:33.079 Emmett comes across a Pakistani man on a horse. He 952 00:43:33.159 --> 00:43:35.400 tries to talk to him to engage, and suddenly a 953 00:43:35.480 --> 00:43:38.800 whole squadron of men start riding over to the on 954 00:43:38.840 --> 00:43:41.800 the dune behind them. He wakes up Austin. Austin takes 955 00:43:41.800 --> 00:43:44.480 one look at them, sees like, I can't remember what 956 00:43:44.519 --> 00:43:46.679 it is if he sees like a crest on Someone's 957 00:43:47.000 --> 00:43:50.280 like if he's some reason to know, like on the 958 00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:52.480 way they're dressed. He's like, no, no, we don't have 959 00:43:52.519 --> 00:43:55.840 to worry this. These are Afghany freedom fighters, These are 960 00:43:55.840 --> 00:43:59.960 our allies. A little bit of nineteen eighty five history 961 00:44:00.199 --> 00:44:04.559 there google it Afghanistan and US and Russia a tangle 962 00:44:04.599 --> 00:44:08.840 web we have. They're like, no, no, no, they're Afghans. 963 00:44:08.840 --> 00:44:13.559 There are allies, and so they're like, we're Americans. Smash 964 00:44:13.599 --> 00:44:16.480 cut to Emmin and Austin being hung upside down at 965 00:44:16.519 --> 00:44:18.039 the rebel camp by their ankles. 966 00:44:18.159 --> 00:44:19.920 Yep, this made me laugh. This was funny. 967 00:44:19.960 --> 00:44:23.000 Anytime someone in a movie goes, I'm an American, and 968 00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:25.400 it's smash cuts to something terrible happening to them as 969 00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:27.239 a result of that. Funny, it's fucking funny. 970 00:44:27.320 --> 00:44:31.039 That's funny. Yep, yeah, agreed. So they're they're being watched 971 00:44:31.079 --> 00:44:33.480 by the They refer to this character as Khan. I'm 972 00:44:33.480 --> 00:44:35.239 not sure if that's his name or his title, but 973 00:44:35.320 --> 00:44:38.679 like the leader of the freedom fighters, and they're spotted 974 00:44:38.840 --> 00:44:43.000 luckily by doctor Jerry Hadley played by Charles McEwan, who 975 00:44:43.039 --> 00:44:45.039 is at the camp to provide medical support for the 976 00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:47.679 freedom fighters with his team. He assumes that Emma and 977 00:44:47.760 --> 00:44:49.960 Austin are a pair of surgeons that they've been expecting, 978 00:44:50.119 --> 00:44:52.360 and they do nothing to relieve him of this assumption. 979 00:44:52.719 --> 00:44:54.679 Fair enough, got a yes end. In this situation, you 980 00:44:54.679 --> 00:44:55.679 don't really know where you are. 981 00:44:55.679 --> 00:44:57.599 You can't really be like, no, we're spies. 982 00:44:57.920 --> 00:45:01.400 Yep. Hadley brings them into his tent to introduce them 983 00:45:01.440 --> 00:45:05.159 to his team. Most importantly, doctor Karen Boyer played by 984 00:45:05.159 --> 00:45:07.440 Donna Dixon aka Missus dan Ackroyd. 985 00:45:08.000 --> 00:45:10.039 Yeah, it's weird because she does not hook up with 986 00:45:10.119 --> 00:45:12.239 dan Ackroyd in the movie. She hooks up with Chevy Chase. 987 00:45:12.320 --> 00:45:13.760 And yeah, that's. 988 00:45:13.679 --> 00:45:17.280 Just an interesting thing. Knowing that, like dan Ackroyd's, was 989 00:45:17.320 --> 00:45:18.559 part of the casting process. 990 00:45:18.679 --> 00:45:21.480 They came up during the seventies. Fair enough, you know 991 00:45:21.559 --> 00:45:23.760 what the they were a little looser with all that stuff. 992 00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:24.519 Yeah, who gives a shit? 993 00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:25.079 Who gives a shit? 994 00:45:25.119 --> 00:45:27.400 We've all been to key parties. Don't worry about it. 995 00:45:27.559 --> 00:45:31.679 Yeah, Emmett, that's Chevy Chase is immediately very interested in 996 00:45:31.719 --> 00:45:34.800 doctor Boyer, and fair enough, this woman is stunning. Yeah, 997 00:45:34.960 --> 00:45:36.519 dan Ackroyd turns out pulled. 998 00:45:36.719 --> 00:45:37.039 Yeah. 999 00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:40.679 The introductions lead to a joke where the only word 1000 00:45:41.079 --> 00:45:43.400 sit on screen for twenty seconds is doctor. 1001 00:45:43.280 --> 00:45:45.480 Erica, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor. 1002 00:45:45.559 --> 00:45:47.480 Did it work for you? Yeah? 1003 00:45:48.599 --> 00:45:50.559 I was. I don't think I laughed out loud. My 1004 00:45:50.639 --> 00:45:53.159 brain smiled. Does that make sense? Yeah, that moment when 1005 00:45:53.159 --> 00:45:54.920 you like you recognize a joke as a joke, and 1006 00:45:54.960 --> 00:45:55.800 you're like, okay. 1007 00:45:55.559 --> 00:45:57.280 It feels like you're getting like pet in your brain. 1008 00:45:57.320 --> 00:45:59.719 Yeah, yeah, yeah, my brain had a little smile. I 1009 00:45:59.719 --> 00:46:01.559 don't get made it all the way to my face. 1010 00:46:01.960 --> 00:46:02.400 Gotcha. 1011 00:46:02.440 --> 00:46:05.199 But yeah, I'm not to say it worked on me, 1012 00:46:05.239 --> 00:46:05.960 but I didn't hate it. 1013 00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:12.880 Okay, I hated it all right. So so everyone's introducing 1014 00:46:12.920 --> 00:46:16.119 themselves by saying doctor Hadley tells them to get some rest, 1015 00:46:16.800 --> 00:46:19.039 and everybody leaves the tent, which means, of course, everyone 1016 00:46:19.039 --> 00:46:21.000 has to say goodbye by saying doctor again. 1017 00:46:21.400 --> 00:46:23.639 Yeah, see that. Maybe the second time it worked better 1018 00:46:23.639 --> 00:46:25.599 for me. Is it better for you the second time? 1019 00:46:26.480 --> 00:46:30.480 No? Nope, sorry, sorry everyone, I am a wet blanket. 1020 00:46:30.599 --> 00:46:32.719 Austin immediately says, okay, look, we've got to get the 1021 00:46:32.719 --> 00:46:34.480 hell out of here, and it's like no, no, no, no, no no. 1022 00:46:35.360 --> 00:46:38.079 These are good doctors. We should hang out with them longer. 1023 00:46:38.159 --> 00:46:39.920 And also one of them is smoking hot. 1024 00:46:39.960 --> 00:46:43.079 Have you seen your wife on cue? 1025 00:46:43.159 --> 00:46:45.280 She sticks her head back in and asks to talk 1026 00:46:45.280 --> 00:46:48.440 with him alone. Emmett immediately throws Austin out. He's like, 1027 00:46:48.440 --> 00:46:50.880 get he out, get out, ye. Doctor must consult with 1028 00:46:50.920 --> 00:46:55.719 other doctor, and she reveals doctor Boyer reveals that she's 1029 00:46:55.760 --> 00:46:58.760 a huge fan of his work because she remembers she 1030 00:46:58.840 --> 00:47:01.119 thinks he's a famous doctor. So she's like, I really 1031 00:47:01.159 --> 00:47:03.199 hope you'll be able to help with something. The rebel 1032 00:47:03.280 --> 00:47:08.000 leader's brother needs an emergency appendectomy, so this is this 1033 00:47:08.039 --> 00:47:10.239 is a very high ranking official. We need we need 1034 00:47:10.280 --> 00:47:12.159 help with him. And then Emmett, needing to get out 1035 00:47:12.159 --> 00:47:14.719 of this situation because he can't do surgery, says, Oh, 1036 00:47:14.760 --> 00:47:18.280 I would love to love to, but I have nerve 1037 00:47:18.400 --> 00:47:21.320 damage in my hand, which gives him the chance to 1038 00:47:21.360 --> 00:47:22.039 feel her up. 1039 00:47:22.280 --> 00:47:25.239 Basically, he really gives her boob a squeeze. Yeah, it 1040 00:47:25.280 --> 00:47:26.159 looked uncomfortable. 1041 00:47:26.400 --> 00:47:28.679 He's like, see, I can't feel anything. It's like squeezing 1042 00:47:28.679 --> 00:47:31.480 her boob. Then he says, but you know what, Austin 1043 00:47:31.559 --> 00:47:33.719 can be my hands during the surgery and I'll walk 1044 00:47:33.760 --> 00:47:37.039 him through it. I'm like now even I'm like, yeah, 1045 00:47:37.079 --> 00:47:40.079 what the fuck is this movie doing? Like he's volunteering 1046 00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:43.840 to perform surgery on someone, like try to get out 1047 00:47:43.880 --> 00:47:46.800 of it and then for some reason you can't or else. Yeah, 1048 00:47:46.800 --> 00:47:49.360 that's how you do this. Don't just like write the 1049 00:47:49.480 --> 00:47:52.639 character agreeing to something that's insane. 1050 00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:54.320 Did you have ever any interested in being a surgeon 1051 00:47:54.400 --> 00:47:56.280 or a doctor or anything like that. Hard fast, yeah, 1052 00:47:56.280 --> 00:47:56.719 hard past. 1053 00:47:56.840 --> 00:47:58.400 Well, for a minute I thought I might want to 1054 00:47:58.400 --> 00:48:01.239 be a veterinarian because I love animals. But then like, 1055 00:48:01.320 --> 00:48:03.480 I just remember taking my own cat to the vet 1056 00:48:03.760 --> 00:48:05.440 when we were when I was little, and the cat 1057 00:48:05.480 --> 00:48:08.599 having such a negative reaction to the situation, and I 1058 00:48:08.639 --> 00:48:10.639 was like, I can't live my life to the animals 1059 00:48:10.679 --> 00:48:15.239 being angry at me all day, all day. Fair enough, 1060 00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:16.079 that's heartbreaking. 1061 00:48:16.280 --> 00:48:18.199 I'm trying to think of what situation have to be 1062 00:48:18.239 --> 00:48:20.679 in for me to be like, Okay, we'll try. I 1063 00:48:20.719 --> 00:48:23.519 will pretend to perform an appendectomy. 1064 00:48:24.400 --> 00:48:26.679 I would do because I've seen so many of them 1065 00:48:26.760 --> 00:48:30.159 on television and film. I would do a tricky hot No, 1066 00:48:31.039 --> 00:48:32.440 I would do a makeshift. 1067 00:48:34.440 --> 00:48:35.000 Discussed this. 1068 00:48:35.599 --> 00:48:38.639 The minute you show even the smallest sign of issues 1069 00:48:38.679 --> 00:48:41.320 in any part of your body, I'm giving you an emergency, Aerica. 1070 00:48:41.400 --> 00:48:43.559 If you say the word blood clot I am going 1071 00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:44.719 to end this podcast. 1072 00:48:46.880 --> 00:48:49.400 Paul. Don't worry. I'm not going to talk about how 1073 00:48:49.440 --> 00:48:51.920 it would suck the bloods out of your emergency drinking 1074 00:48:51.960 --> 00:48:55.920 out of me and then spit it out. Don't worry. 1075 00:48:56.320 --> 00:48:58.920 Not going to say it Paul, I'm not going to 1076 00:48:59.000 --> 00:49:01.280 say it. There's no reason for you to have that 1077 00:49:01.360 --> 00:49:06.000 reaction because I didn't mention sucking blot out of your 1078 00:49:06.079 --> 00:49:10.920 body and into mine. Frankly, I think we're good enough 1079 00:49:10.920 --> 00:49:14.880 friends for that. 1080 00:49:15.440 --> 00:49:17.039 If you were dying and I had to give you 1081 00:49:17.039 --> 00:49:21.239 an emergency tracha outo me, I'm so sorry you would die. 1082 00:49:23.920 --> 00:49:26.880 I'm cutting you out of my will just in case. 1083 00:49:27.440 --> 00:49:29.679 I'm gonna put an addendum to my will. If I 1084 00:49:29.840 --> 00:49:32.360 die in your care and I could have been saved, 1085 00:49:32.360 --> 00:49:37.119 it's an emergency trachy outomy. Done done, We're done. You 1086 00:49:37.159 --> 00:49:37.760 get nothing. 1087 00:49:38.000 --> 00:49:39.440 I might be dead, but you are dead to me. 1088 00:49:39.559 --> 00:49:45.559 You get none of my billions. So okay again, like 1089 00:49:45.639 --> 00:49:48.039 the movie whatever, He's like, I can, We'll do the 1090 00:49:48.079 --> 00:49:49.920 surgery because I like this lady and I don't know 1091 00:49:49.960 --> 00:49:51.760 how to say no to a pretty face. And she 1092 00:49:51.920 --> 00:49:55.480 kisses him and I genuinely went oh out loud at 1093 00:49:55.519 --> 00:49:58.039 the this TV screen when I saw the movie, because 1094 00:49:58.039 --> 00:49:59.760 I was like, why is she kissed? She met him 1095 00:49:59.760 --> 00:50:02.239 a min ago? Yeah, like one minute ago, And I 1096 00:50:02.280 --> 00:50:05.639 really cannot tell you enough. This actress is a full ten. Yeah, Like, 1097 00:50:05.719 --> 00:50:07.760 who stop? You don't have to kiss him there's no 1098 00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:11.119 reason for this there. It is sort of explained away 1099 00:50:11.199 --> 00:50:14.119 a tiny bit later in the movie. But like, anyway, 1100 00:50:14.159 --> 00:50:17.119 moving on, and she's like, good surgery is in an hour? 1101 00:50:17.280 --> 00:50:21.199 Yep, she leaves. Austin comes in, Emmett tells him the plan. 1102 00:50:21.280 --> 00:50:24.000 Austin's like WTF and then a golf ball flies to 1103 00:50:24.079 --> 00:50:25.599 the tent, followed by Bob Hope. 1104 00:50:26.719 --> 00:50:29.840 Okay, you know what, throw as many wacky cameos as 1105 00:50:29.840 --> 00:50:31.360 you want at me in this movie. 1106 00:50:32.039 --> 00:50:34.719 This is so this movie was based on like movies 1107 00:50:34.719 --> 00:50:36.800 that Bob Hope did with Bing Crosby called the Road 1108 00:50:36.840 --> 00:50:40.039 to Whatever movies, So that that's that's the source of 1109 00:50:40.079 --> 00:50:44.000 this cameo. That's why it's here. And and like honestly 1110 00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:46.159 it's fine. Like I wasn't annoyed at it. I was. 1111 00:50:46.320 --> 00:50:48.000 It made me go to the to the Internet and 1112 00:50:48.039 --> 00:50:49.920 be like, why is there a Bob Hope cameo in 1113 00:50:49.920 --> 00:50:54.639 this movie? Because it doesn't. It doesn't play anymore. It didn't. 1114 00:50:54.760 --> 00:50:56.440 This is not like a not aging well thing. It 1115 00:50:56.519 --> 00:50:59.320 just didn't. It simply aged out of common knowledge. 1116 00:50:59.400 --> 00:51:02.000 She was funny is I didn't associate this with like 1117 00:51:02.039 --> 00:51:04.719 Bob Hope movies. I thought this cameo. Okay, like so 1118 00:51:04.760 --> 00:51:07.039 sorry really quick. What happens is a golf ball like 1119 00:51:07.280 --> 00:51:09.199 goes into the tent. Bob Hope shows up in full 1120 00:51:09.280 --> 00:51:12.800 golf gear like he's been golfing through the desert and 1121 00:51:13.639 --> 00:51:16.679 act and accidentally played through the camp that they're at. 1122 00:51:16.840 --> 00:51:18.559 The entire desert's a sandtrack. 1123 00:51:18.199 --> 00:51:22.559 And like exactly, and like the my association with Bob Hope, 1124 00:51:22.599 --> 00:51:25.440 especially in the later years, he was like the USO guy. 1125 00:51:25.559 --> 00:51:27.480 He could go to all the like war zones and 1126 00:51:27.559 --> 00:51:31.199 plays like perform for soldiers, And honestly, I was like, okay, 1127 00:51:31.320 --> 00:51:33.239 so I think the joke here is that Bob Hope 1128 00:51:33.280 --> 00:51:38.960 is nearby, like performing for soldiers, and. 1129 00:51:37.840 --> 00:51:39.360 You just you justified it in your head. 1130 00:51:39.599 --> 00:51:42.440 Yeah, and he's also playing golf on the weekends for 1131 00:51:42.559 --> 00:51:45.440 fun because he is Bob Hope. There are other celebrity 1132 00:51:45.480 --> 00:51:48.039 cameos throughout the movie, but they're playing characters. 1133 00:51:48.119 --> 00:51:51.800 Yeah, this is just Bob Bob Hope as Bob Hope. 1134 00:51:53.320 --> 00:51:56.679 All right. So we have another comic sequence. The two 1135 00:51:56.960 --> 00:51:59.559 are like standing in front of this patient. The patient 1136 00:51:59.639 --> 00:52:03.239 is knocked doubt for some reason, there's an audience like, look, 1137 00:52:03.400 --> 00:52:05.039 I get we can't get like a sterile room or 1138 00:52:05.039 --> 00:52:06.519 in the middle of the desert. But you don't need 1139 00:52:06.559 --> 00:52:09.079 people looking at you in any case. They say, the 1140 00:52:09.079 --> 00:52:11.199 first step is to shave him, and chevy Chase starts 1141 00:52:11.199 --> 00:52:13.320 like trying to shave his face and then you know, oh, 1142 00:52:13.320 --> 00:52:15.079 we have to put under anesthesia. One of the other 1143 00:52:15.119 --> 00:52:18.880 doctors like, he's already under anesthesia. Right again, I'm sorry, 1144 00:52:18.920 --> 00:52:20.719 none of this works for me. None of this plays 1145 00:52:20.760 --> 00:52:22.440 in between each one, they have to duck down and 1146 00:52:22.480 --> 00:52:24.639 they have to read in the book what's next. Yeah, 1147 00:52:24.679 --> 00:52:26.800 like it's really torture. 1148 00:52:27.239 --> 00:52:29.000 This isn't good. And this one, I'm gonna give you 1149 00:52:29.079 --> 00:52:31.360 this one. This is not good because a it doesn't escalate. 1150 00:52:31.519 --> 00:52:34.320 It escalates tiny bit like shaving, Yes, we can shave him. 1151 00:52:34.360 --> 00:52:36.199 Anyone can shave a man. And then they do that 1152 00:52:36.239 --> 00:52:38.840 wrong and they're like, ah, we got that wrong. Next thing, 1153 00:52:39.119 --> 00:52:41.679 and like then it should slowly escalate to things that 1154 00:52:41.679 --> 00:52:44.039 they like really can't do. And also it needs to 1155 00:52:44.039 --> 00:52:46.840 be a lot faster than it is. And it just 1156 00:52:46.880 --> 00:52:49.840 seems super shaggy, like they're like it almost feels like 1157 00:52:49.880 --> 00:52:53.119 they're improvising. Yeah, and nothing was written in advance for 1158 00:52:53.159 --> 00:52:53.400 them to do. 1159 00:52:53.559 --> 00:52:58.599 Yeah, and nothing was cut yeah. Yeah, so they're momentarily 1160 00:52:58.639 --> 00:53:02.440 saved when the patient's son only gasps, wakes up, and 1161 00:53:02.480 --> 00:53:03.639 then dies on the table. 1162 00:53:03.800 --> 00:53:04.159 Yeah. 1163 00:53:04.760 --> 00:53:07.840 We cut outside the tent. The two of them walk out, 1164 00:53:07.840 --> 00:53:11.880 they're whistling, they're trying to act casual, and then the 1165 00:53:11.880 --> 00:53:14.159 rebel leader comes out, remember that was his brother and 1166 00:53:14.199 --> 00:53:17.559 all the other doctors, and he shouts something at all 1167 00:53:17.599 --> 00:53:20.039 of his men, and they all start chasing Emma and Austin. 1168 00:53:20.800 --> 00:53:25.760 They didn't kill him, They actually didn't do anything. Yeah, 1169 00:53:25.880 --> 00:53:27.840 why are you mad at the doctors? This doesn't make 1170 00:53:27.840 --> 00:53:28.360 any sense? 1171 00:53:30.039 --> 00:53:30.559 Chased away? 1172 00:53:30.760 --> 00:53:33.880 I mean whatever that clearly the movie is as well. 1173 00:53:33.880 --> 00:53:37.840 It's just waa sorry. I know my wet. 1174 00:53:37.719 --> 00:53:40.400 Bleas he better than them having actually killed the guy, though, 1175 00:53:40.440 --> 00:53:41.320 I have oh yeah. 1176 00:53:41.239 --> 00:53:45.599 Hundred like I I just think, like, what do they 1177 00:53:45.639 --> 00:53:48.880 do afterwards? They'd be like they pronounced him dead in 1178 00:53:48.920 --> 00:53:51.000 some way that's that's extremely irreverent. 1179 00:53:51.159 --> 00:53:54.559 Or yeah, they're like, don't worry, we're not real doctors. Yeah, 1180 00:53:54.639 --> 00:53:56.199 and then they get chased out. 1181 00:53:56.519 --> 00:53:59.920 Something like that. Yeah, so they are forced to fly 1182 00:54:00.280 --> 00:54:02.960 the camp. They're being chased, They get into a nearby ambulance. 1183 00:54:03.519 --> 00:54:07.039 There is a long chase sequence that is it's not 1184 00:54:07.119 --> 00:54:09.199 comic or thrilling. I don't know why it exists. Just 1185 00:54:09.199 --> 00:54:11.440 have them drive off in the ambulance. It's nothing happens, 1186 00:54:11.440 --> 00:54:14.119 it's funny they get at one point, they both get 1187 00:54:14.119 --> 00:54:16.400 pulled into the back to fight like a border in 1188 00:54:16.440 --> 00:54:18.480 the ambulance with the ambulance keeps going. I'm like, how 1189 00:54:18.960 --> 00:54:21.480 the ambulance would stop. No one is driving it. There's 1190 00:54:21.480 --> 00:54:25.559 no one hitting the accelerator anyway. Anyway, a fall is 1191 00:54:25.639 --> 00:54:26.360 so annoyed. 1192 00:54:28.440 --> 00:54:30.280 You guys need to see the look at his face. 1193 00:54:30.320 --> 00:54:32.800 He's so he just looks like you hated him. Something 1194 00:54:32.840 --> 00:54:34.800 disgusting to eat and he's trying to swallow. 1195 00:54:34.800 --> 00:54:40.559 It makes me crazy. Erica, it's halfway through the movie. 1196 00:54:40.599 --> 00:54:41.519 Should we take a break? 1197 00:54:41.639 --> 00:54:43.519 I think you need a break. You need to take 1198 00:54:43.519 --> 00:54:43.840 a lapse. 1199 00:54:43.920 --> 00:54:45.360 I need to take a lap. You know what, I'm 1200 00:54:45.360 --> 00:54:48.039 gonna go do two tequila shots and I'm gonna come back. 1201 00:54:48.039 --> 00:54:50.440 We're gonna finish this after a couple of messages. Excellent, 1202 00:54:59.440 --> 00:55:03.599 and okay, I've had my two shots of tequila. I'm 1203 00:55:03.679 --> 00:55:05.639 actually more salty because I had the salt with them, 1204 00:55:05.639 --> 00:55:08.320 but I'm less like metaphorically salty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're 1205 00:55:08.400 --> 00:55:10.960 mellow me exactly, yeah, exactly. 1206 00:55:11.079 --> 00:55:16.559 Everyone knows tequila just makes people less less themselves. 1207 00:55:18.000 --> 00:55:20.079 They don't call it truth serum for nothing. Haha. 1208 00:55:20.760 --> 00:55:23.960 Everyone knows nothing makes mellow someone out like tequila, like 1209 00:55:24.119 --> 00:55:28.719 doing shots. Yeah, yep, yep, it just makes everyone super chill. 1210 00:55:29.559 --> 00:55:34.559 So we cut to Ruby and Keys. That's the bureaucratic 1211 00:55:34.599 --> 00:55:38.079 half of the four horsemen of the governmental incompetence. Yeah, 1212 00:55:38.119 --> 00:55:41.079 whatever it was. They are arriving at a secret base 1213 00:55:41.119 --> 00:55:44.079 that's hidden in an abandoned drive in. We get an 1214 00:55:44.119 --> 00:55:47.760 actual like run of cameos now because they pull in. 1215 00:55:47.800 --> 00:55:50.039 There's these two guards. I did not recognize them until 1216 00:55:50.079 --> 00:55:52.199 I looked at the cast list, but you said you did, right, Well. 1217 00:55:52.480 --> 00:55:54.920 I recognized one of their faces and I thought it 1218 00:55:54.960 --> 00:55:57.119 was someone else. I thought he was an actor because 1219 00:55:57.119 --> 00:55:59.480 I was like, I know this face. It's a very 1220 00:55:59.480 --> 00:56:02.039 distinctive face. And that's because that face belongs to Joel 1221 00:56:02.079 --> 00:56:05.280 Cohen of the Cohen Brothers, And yeah, that's a distinctive face. 1222 00:56:05.400 --> 00:56:08.400 And the other guy is Sam Raimi. Yeah, both of them. 1223 00:56:08.400 --> 00:56:09.440 I was. It was one of those things where I 1224 00:56:09.440 --> 00:56:10.840 was like, oh, they must have gone on to do 1225 00:56:10.880 --> 00:56:12.559 stuff Like I was like, I did what you did 1226 00:56:12.559 --> 00:56:14.440 their actors, I don't. I don't know their names. That's 1227 00:56:14.519 --> 00:56:16.719 you know whatever. Then they go in and then BB 1228 00:56:16.880 --> 00:56:18.039 King is there him. 1229 00:56:18.039 --> 00:56:19.280 I knew right away BB King. 1230 00:56:19.320 --> 00:56:22.039 I was like, that's I know. I knew it was 1231 00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:24.800 he was a famous person. I wasn't pulling BB King. 1232 00:56:24.960 --> 00:56:27.679 Yeah. I literally, like out loud to the TV, was like, 1233 00:56:27.719 --> 00:56:30.719 baby King's in this. You know, we would have recognized 1234 00:56:30.760 --> 00:56:33.079 Joel Cohen if we'd had Francis McDorman standing next to 1235 00:56:33.119 --> 00:56:35.920 him like a fabulous gown talking about an award she's 1236 00:56:35.960 --> 00:56:38.320 about to win. Yeah, that's that's how I know Joel 1237 00:56:38.320 --> 00:56:38.840 CON's face. 1238 00:56:38.920 --> 00:56:42.719 Yeah. Imagine being one of the most part of one 1239 00:56:42.760 --> 00:56:45.159 of the most successful directing duos of all time and 1240 00:56:45.639 --> 00:56:47.960 still not being as famous or as accomplished as your wife. 1241 00:56:48.039 --> 00:56:51.239 Hah, you just imagined Joel Cohen's whole thing. 1242 00:56:51.360 --> 00:56:53.119 Yeah, and you know what, he's still weather, which means 1243 00:56:53.159 --> 00:56:54.280 maybe he's a good egg. I hope. 1244 00:56:54.320 --> 00:56:55.599 So I bet he's a good egg. I think he's 1245 00:56:56.199 --> 00:56:57.519 the Cohen seem good like good eggs. 1246 00:56:57.559 --> 00:56:59.639 I agree, I agree, all right. So it turns out 1247 00:56:59.639 --> 00:57:02.800 that the generals, the other two of the four horsemen 1248 00:57:02.840 --> 00:57:07.239 of governmental incompetence have made this base into an anti 1249 00:57:07.280 --> 00:57:10.760 ballistic missile system, using money that they fooled Congress into 1250 00:57:10.760 --> 00:57:13.400 thinking was for more stealth bombers. There is one line 1251 00:57:13.440 --> 00:57:15.159 in the movie about this. I'm connecting this back to 1252 00:57:15.199 --> 00:57:17.159 the first scene. This is what I am gathering. Maybe 1253 00:57:17.159 --> 00:57:19.239 I'm wrong, I think this is what it is. So 1254 00:57:19.320 --> 00:57:22.039 the generals welcome the two bureaucrats in just as they 1255 00:57:22.079 --> 00:57:25.840 receive a collect call from Pakistan from Emmett, who's requesting 1256 00:57:25.880 --> 00:57:29.679 extraction by saying, get us that hell out of here. Funny. 1257 00:57:30.800 --> 00:57:32.880 They decide that the longer they keep the decoys in 1258 00:57:32.920 --> 00:57:35.119 the field, the more heat that will be off the 1259 00:57:35.159 --> 00:57:37.400 team doing the real work. So the decoys are still. 1260 00:57:37.320 --> 00:57:39.719 Useful and they're doing their job. They are decoying. 1261 00:57:40.400 --> 00:57:41.320 The decoys are decoying. 1262 00:57:41.360 --> 00:57:42.400 The decoys be decoying. 1263 00:57:42.639 --> 00:57:44.920 So they tell Emma and Austin that a rescue team 1264 00:57:44.960 --> 00:57:47.920 will be ready once they accomplish their objective. And Emmett 1265 00:57:47.960 --> 00:57:51.039 and Austin ask what is the objective? Because remember they've 1266 00:57:51.039 --> 00:57:52.719 never been told what their actual mission is. They've just 1267 00:57:52.719 --> 00:57:55.679 been told they're being dropped in Pakistan, and then they 1268 00:57:55.719 --> 00:57:59.440 were never met by anybody. They're told it's neat to know, 1269 00:57:59.519 --> 00:58:02.199 and right now they don't need to know. The four 1270 00:58:02.280 --> 00:58:05.440 Suits send them into the USSR with instructions on how 1271 00:58:05.480 --> 00:58:07.039 to find their next contact. 1272 00:58:07.239 --> 00:58:08.840 We shot on the script a bit, but I'm gonna 1273 00:58:08.880 --> 00:58:11.440 keep shitting on the script of smarter script would have 1274 00:58:11.480 --> 00:58:14.239 had them have a mission, yeah, because if the whole 1275 00:58:14.280 --> 00:58:17.679 point is that they're supposed to draw attention away from 1276 00:58:17.679 --> 00:58:20.239 the real team, then they should actually be drawing attention. 1277 00:58:20.320 --> 00:58:23.719 These are these guys are accidentally drawing attention, which is 1278 00:58:23.760 --> 00:58:26.800 also funny, But it'd be funnier if there was like 1279 00:58:26.920 --> 00:58:29.079 a thing they were being told to do that would 1280 00:58:29.119 --> 00:58:31.679 super draw attention to the fact. Like they keep like 1281 00:58:31.800 --> 00:58:33.800 walking into a high school and being like, anyone have 1282 00:58:33.920 --> 00:58:34.480 drugs here? 1283 00:58:34.679 --> 00:58:34.840 Yeah? 1284 00:58:34.880 --> 00:58:37.079 You know what I mean, Like, oh, those are definitely narcs. 1285 00:58:37.159 --> 00:58:41.559 They need to be more overcover, specifically specifically specifically overcover, 1286 00:58:42.000 --> 00:58:42.760 not generally overcame. 1287 00:58:42.880 --> 00:58:46.079 We talked about overcover during the Mission Impossible episode of 1288 00:58:46.559 --> 00:58:51.440 Spies overcovering instead of undercovering, like, oh, you're obviously spies. 1289 00:58:52.000 --> 00:58:54.239 So Austin and Emmett wonder how they're gonna get into 1290 00:58:54.360 --> 00:58:56.920 the USSR for for if you don't know what I'm 1291 00:58:56.920 --> 00:59:01.880 talking about congratulations of being young. I used to call Russia, Yeah, 1292 00:59:01.920 --> 00:59:03.440 and a whole bunch of other places. You know what, 1293 00:59:03.519 --> 00:59:04.960 I don't have time to go into it. Google it. 1294 00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:06.920 You probably don't get random pains in your finger when 1295 00:59:06.920 --> 00:59:09.360 you wake up for no reason. Why is my finger hurt? Yeah? 1296 00:59:09.400 --> 00:59:10.599 Why does a finger hurt? 1297 00:59:10.639 --> 00:59:12.960 Why does a finger hurt? And also I know exactly 1298 00:59:13.000 --> 00:59:17.039 what the Uss are? So Austin and Emmett arrive at 1299 00:59:17.039 --> 00:59:20.519 a plan. They'll have to sell everything they are wearing, 1300 00:59:20.840 --> 00:59:25.400 disguise themselves as like Russian natives, basically like to be 1301 00:59:25.440 --> 00:59:29.119 able to cross the border undetected. So they start that plan, 1302 00:59:29.519 --> 00:59:31.480 and then they get on a bus to the border 1303 00:59:31.679 --> 00:59:35.239 of between Pakistan and Russia. And on their way at 1304 00:59:35.239 --> 00:59:38.920 the border, they see Karen the doctor and Hadley the 1305 00:59:39.480 --> 00:59:42.400 other doctor right that they saw earlier before from the 1306 00:59:42.519 --> 00:59:45.400 botch surgery, that it wasn't even a surgery. 1307 00:59:45.079 --> 00:59:46.519 It wasn't even the guy just died. 1308 00:59:46.599 --> 00:59:50.320 The guy just died. So they immediately approach them and 1309 00:59:50.440 --> 00:59:52.559 em It begins emitting and he's like, hey, what's up, 1310 00:59:52.599 --> 00:59:57.000 sexy lady, And Karen's like, absolutely not. But while that's happening, 1311 00:59:57.079 --> 01:00:00.320 Austin who's not a total moron, is like watching them, 1312 01:00:00.360 --> 01:00:02.519 and he sees her putting a silver case in her 1313 01:00:02.559 --> 01:00:04.239 saddle bags right. 1314 01:00:04.079 --> 01:00:05.639 On the horse, not the saddle bags on her. 1315 01:00:05.760 --> 01:00:07.119 This one does not have sate She does not have 1316 01:00:07.119 --> 01:00:07.599 saddle bags. 1317 01:00:07.679 --> 01:00:08.800 She is a saddle bag free. 1318 01:00:08.639 --> 01:00:12.840 Yeah, he tells Emmett. Austin tells Emmett that this means 1319 01:00:12.840 --> 01:00:15.679 that Karen and Hadley are not doctors either, because that 1320 01:00:15.760 --> 01:00:18.639 case is a system for sending and receiving satellite messages 1321 01:00:18.679 --> 01:00:22.000 of very highly classified device. Oh my god, there are 1322 01:00:22.000 --> 01:00:24.599 more agents in the fields. Yeah, these are not doctors. 1323 01:00:24.599 --> 01:00:28.960 These are other agents. Emmett asks are they spies. 1324 01:00:28.639 --> 01:00:30.559 Like us title of the film. 1325 01:00:32.559 --> 01:00:36.480 And Austin, again very cleverly goes, yes, they're definitely spies, 1326 01:00:36.519 --> 01:00:38.519 but we don't know who they are or who they're 1327 01:00:38.519 --> 01:00:41.639 working for, remember, so they're not necessarily on our side. 1328 01:00:41.800 --> 01:00:43.840 Yeah, there's a choice. In the scene, they're kind of 1329 01:00:43.840 --> 01:00:46.559 at this big hub of activity. I don't really know. 1330 01:00:46.599 --> 01:00:48.159 Maybe it's like supposed to be like a rest area 1331 01:00:48.239 --> 01:00:50.880 or something. And while Austin is telling Emmett all of 1332 01:00:50.920 --> 01:00:54.599 this stuff, he's watching like a puppet show. Oh yeah, 1333 01:00:54.639 --> 01:00:56.639 like a marionette show. I don't really have anything to 1334 01:00:56.639 --> 01:00:58.719 say about it. It's just a wild choice. It's like 1335 01:00:58.760 --> 01:01:03.000 so distracting what is going on? Anyway? 1336 01:01:03.079 --> 01:01:06.199 You know how Russians love puppets. They love puppets, They 1337 01:01:06.199 --> 01:01:10.280 love chess, they love ballet, and they fucking love puppet. 1338 01:01:10.360 --> 01:01:12.599 That's it. That's if you know three things about Russians, 1339 01:01:12.679 --> 01:01:15.239 and now you do, and now know those three things. 1340 01:01:15.239 --> 01:01:18.679 Also you want to know four things vodka, five things caviar, 1341 01:01:18.880 --> 01:01:20.880 you know six things. I don't know a sixth thing. 1342 01:01:20.960 --> 01:01:21.880 That's it. That's it. 1343 01:01:21.960 --> 01:01:25.239 I'm done. 1344 01:01:26.480 --> 01:01:28.440 So we cut to Austin and Emmett on a camel, 1345 01:01:28.880 --> 01:01:31.119 and man, you really don't You really don't know how 1346 01:01:31.199 --> 01:01:33.480 fucked up a camel looks until you see a camel 1347 01:01:33.559 --> 01:01:34.039 up close. 1348 01:01:34.239 --> 01:01:37.400 Honestly, though, don't they kind of remind you of cats? Because, 1349 01:01:37.480 --> 01:01:41.119 first of all, in this scene, no scene, I'm just 1350 01:01:41.119 --> 01:01:43.280 gonna jump ahead a couple of seconds, the camel just 1351 01:01:43.280 --> 01:01:46.199 decides I'm tired, I'm done, and it sits fuck off, 1352 01:01:46.360 --> 01:01:47.920 fuck off. That's cat be here. 1353 01:01:48.239 --> 01:01:51.559 That okay behavior, Yes, that's what I'm talking about. 1354 01:01:51.719 --> 01:01:53.880 They're kind of dicks the way cats are, but they're 1355 01:01:53.960 --> 01:01:55.840 kind of cute the way cats are too, so you 1356 01:01:55.920 --> 01:01:58.039 kind of want to like nuzzle them a little bit. 1357 01:01:58.159 --> 01:01:59.039 I love a camel. 1358 01:01:59.159 --> 01:02:02.440 I I really agree with the idea that camels are cute. 1359 01:02:02.440 --> 01:02:03.840 That is a fucked up looking animal. 1360 01:02:04.000 --> 01:02:06.559 Those giant sexy eyebrows, Yeah, sexy, I said it. I 1361 01:02:06.599 --> 01:02:08.559 find camels sexually attractive. 1362 01:02:08.679 --> 01:02:13.679 They look like if if if an uncircumcised penis was 1363 01:02:13.760 --> 01:02:14.320 made into an. 1364 01:02:14.280 --> 01:02:18.280 Animal but also had breasts and gorgeous sexy eyes. Oh 1365 01:02:18.280 --> 01:02:21.920 my god, you're making it worse now. I really want 1366 01:02:21.920 --> 01:02:22.719 to fuck a camel. 1367 01:02:23.440 --> 01:02:27.599 I didn't realize that camels they they have like hooves, 1368 01:02:27.719 --> 01:02:29.000 slash toes. 1369 01:02:28.760 --> 01:02:30.760 Yeah, webbed hoofs. 1370 01:02:30.840 --> 01:02:33.400 That weird to be out. That's really weird to be out. 1371 01:02:33.400 --> 01:02:34.960 I'm not gonna lie that part of it is weird. 1372 01:02:35.119 --> 01:02:38.000 That's fucking weird. Also, they don't want to be your friend, no, 1373 01:02:38.119 --> 01:02:39.679 so it just makes you want them to be your 1374 01:02:39.719 --> 01:02:44.519 friend harder, like they're nagging you. God, camels are cool. 1375 01:02:44.559 --> 01:02:45.599 I wish it could be a camel. 1376 01:02:46.239 --> 01:02:48.199 You know who the coolest camel is Joe Camel. 1377 01:02:48.280 --> 01:02:49.400 Joe Camel, the smoking Camel. 1378 01:02:49.480 --> 01:02:50.599 Joe Camel, the smoking Camel. 1379 01:02:50.760 --> 01:02:53.320 Fuck you governments, particular with Joe Camel. Maybe I want 1380 01:02:53.360 --> 01:02:55.519 to smoke cigarettes. Maybe I want my kids to smoke. 1381 01:02:56.239 --> 01:02:56.840 You don't know me. 1382 01:02:56.960 --> 01:02:57.920 You don't know me. You don't know Mike. 1383 01:02:58.000 --> 01:03:01.639 You can't tell me what to do. So Austin and 1384 01:03:01.719 --> 01:03:04.480 Emmit are on this camel. They're following Hadley and Karen. 1385 01:03:05.199 --> 01:03:08.039 Their camel, like Erica said before, for absolutely no reason, 1386 01:03:08.119 --> 01:03:11.639 decides it's done, refuses to move. This gives us a 1387 01:03:11.679 --> 01:03:14.559 chance to enjoy the comic stylings of Chevy Chase imitating 1388 01:03:14.559 --> 01:03:16.599 the noises the camel is making back in its face. 1389 01:03:16.719 --> 01:03:18.639 I really thought the camel was gonna spit out. 1390 01:03:18.519 --> 01:03:21.719 Him genuinely too. I was like, that's a real camel. Yeah, 1391 01:03:21.760 --> 01:03:24.440 like he's playing with his life. Yeah, like that fucking 1392 01:03:24.440 --> 01:03:26.199 animal could just swipe at him and kill him. 1393 01:03:26.280 --> 01:03:29.239 Yep. The two continue on foot, and we eventually find 1394 01:03:29.239 --> 01:03:31.800 them hiking through a full winter climate. We've gone from 1395 01:03:31.880 --> 01:03:36.039 from desert to full snowy winter. They're wrapped in furs 1396 01:03:36.199 --> 01:03:39.639 and these costumes are a lot like pelts and Pelts, 1397 01:03:39.679 --> 01:03:42.639 and and Emma is wearing like an enormous pillbox hat, 1398 01:03:42.800 --> 01:03:45.239 and Austin is wearing like a like a head piece 1399 01:03:45.280 --> 01:03:48.079 that kind of looks like a barrister's wig. And made 1400 01:03:48.119 --> 01:03:51.880 out of it be shown. Aren't those called isn't aka? 1401 01:03:52.920 --> 01:03:54.599 Oh no, that's a woman that's grandmother. 1402 01:03:54.719 --> 01:03:54.880 Yeah. 1403 01:03:55.280 --> 01:03:58.039 But there's also a hat called that, I swear to you. Yeah, 1404 01:03:58.039 --> 01:04:00.119 a headscarf tied under the chin. Oh yeah, big, that's 1405 01:04:00.159 --> 01:04:01.079 a different thing. JK. 1406 01:04:01.440 --> 01:04:03.119 I want everyone to know that I did the motion 1407 01:04:03.239 --> 01:04:05.360 for headscarf tunder it, even though I didn't say it. 1408 01:04:06.519 --> 01:04:07.159 I didn't know what. 1409 01:04:10.199 --> 01:04:12.519 He did he did. I was too busy looking at Google, 1410 01:04:12.679 --> 01:04:15.559 but yeah he did. Also, this posits that the two 1411 01:04:15.559 --> 01:04:17.679 of them hiked a fucking mountain. I don't believe it. 1412 01:04:17.719 --> 01:04:20.440 I don't believe it. No, they height high enough that 1413 01:04:20.480 --> 01:04:24.559 it became like a snow snow drift tundra. That's not No, 1414 01:04:24.760 --> 01:04:25.320 I don't believe you. 1415 01:04:25.400 --> 01:04:26.480 That's not how mountain's mountain. 1416 01:04:26.559 --> 01:04:28.360 That's well, that is how mountains mountain. That's not how 1417 01:04:28.400 --> 01:04:30.119 these two rons mountain. 1418 01:04:30.199 --> 01:04:31.480 That's not how RONI. 1419 01:04:31.719 --> 01:04:35.440 Yeah, exactly. So the two of them are on their mountain, 1420 01:04:35.440 --> 01:04:38.679 they're waiting for their contact, and they're spotted by Russian 1421 01:04:38.679 --> 01:04:41.719 equivalent of highway patrol, and they're held at gunpoint. 1422 01:04:41.800 --> 01:04:43.559 I'm just gonna point out really quickly. I won't dwell 1423 01:04:43.599 --> 01:04:44.840 on it. This is another one of those things where 1424 01:04:44.840 --> 01:04:46.559 they stand there staring at something and then the lights 1425 01:04:46.559 --> 01:04:49.920 come on and they see it. It's they are five 1426 01:04:49.920 --> 01:04:51.920 feet away from a car they don't see, and then 1427 01:04:51.960 --> 01:04:55.599 the cartoons headlights on and they're like just putting it there. 1428 01:04:55.920 --> 01:04:57.559 This one I didn't notice and I didn't laugh, So 1429 01:04:57.559 --> 01:04:59.480 I'm gonna go. I'm on your side. I'm on your side. 1430 01:04:59.480 --> 01:05:02.960 Then I bet it's dumb excellent. Austin, rather than be caught, 1431 01:05:03.000 --> 01:05:04.719 throws himself down the mountain side. 1432 01:05:05.159 --> 01:05:07.239 You know what. Sure, that's how you spy. 1433 01:05:07.280 --> 01:05:08.159 That's how you spy. 1434 01:05:08.239 --> 01:05:08.400 You know. 1435 01:05:08.559 --> 01:05:09.719 Gulogs are no fun. 1436 01:05:09.800 --> 01:05:09.960 No. 1437 01:05:10.079 --> 01:05:11.159 I refuse to be in one. 1438 01:05:11.280 --> 01:05:11.760 Not interested. 1439 01:05:11.800 --> 01:05:13.039 I would rather die on this mountain. 1440 01:05:13.079 --> 01:05:15.320 It is a blanket no for me on gulags. Yeah yeah. 1441 01:05:15.519 --> 01:05:17.880 Emmett is picked up and brought in because Emmett uh 1442 01:05:18.079 --> 01:05:20.119 never read the debrief on how shitty gurlogs are? 1443 01:05:21.440 --> 01:05:24.000 That makes sense. We cut to Emmett being held in 1444 01:05:24.039 --> 01:05:26.719 a cabin. He's handcuffed. This is the third and final 1445 01:05:26.760 --> 01:05:28.840 time where two characters are standing right in front of 1446 01:05:28.880 --> 01:05:30.280 him and he has to pretend he doesn't see them 1447 01:05:30.280 --> 01:05:30.880 because it's. 1448 01:05:30.719 --> 01:05:33.239 Butt and Bob oh, look at them Butt and. 1449 01:05:33.199 --> 01:05:36.039 Bob are back. He tries to wisecrack his way through 1450 01:05:36.119 --> 01:05:39.519 the interrogation. Butt and Bob are not interested. They are 1451 01:05:39.559 --> 01:05:41.760 done playing. One of them keeps hitting him, and then 1452 01:05:41.800 --> 01:05:43.679 the other one is like, you're gonna answer our questions? 1453 01:05:43.719 --> 01:05:45.159 Are I'm gonna cut off your fingers and the other 1454 01:05:45.159 --> 01:05:46.840 guy hits him in chemmy chase goes, they're cutting you 1455 01:05:46.880 --> 01:05:48.400 gonna cut off my fingers? Stop hitting me? 1456 01:05:48.599 --> 01:05:50.960 Yeah, that made me laugh. I wrote that one down. 1457 01:05:50.960 --> 01:05:52.559 Why are you still hitting me? He's gonna cut my 1458 01:05:52.599 --> 01:05:55.239 fingers off? Hitting is not gonna hit me to talk. 1459 01:05:55.360 --> 01:05:59.159 He has upped the anpty. This is now the bar. 1460 01:05:59.559 --> 01:06:02.960 Meanwhile, Austin trapesing through the snow. He's muttering to himself 1461 01:06:03.000 --> 01:06:05.880 and he hears gunshots. It turns out that Karen and 1462 01:06:05.920 --> 01:06:09.559 Hadley have encountered another group of Soviet soldiers and after 1463 01:06:09.599 --> 01:06:12.719 a shootout, Karen is the only one left alive. And 1464 01:06:12.840 --> 01:06:15.320 in case you didn't already figure it out, Karen and 1465 01:06:15.360 --> 01:06:18.840 Hadley were the main team that was sent in. Austin 1466 01:06:18.880 --> 01:06:21.840 and Emmett were the decoys for Karen and Hadley. Austin 1467 01:06:22.239 --> 01:06:25.519 falls down another cliff and winds up right in front. 1468 01:06:25.320 --> 01:06:28.599 Of Karen, just for the point of order. He hears 1469 01:06:28.599 --> 01:06:31.840 the gunshots, he starts running in let's let's say a 1470 01:06:31.840 --> 01:06:37.119 westerly direction. He trips, he tumbles down, He falls for 1471 01:06:37.239 --> 01:06:40.519 like ten seconds down this cliff in the opposite direction 1472 01:06:41.119 --> 01:06:43.920 easterly in this example, and he winds up in front 1473 01:06:43.920 --> 01:06:46.280 of Karen, which implies he started running away from the 1474 01:06:46.280 --> 01:06:47.519 gunshots he was hearing. 1475 01:06:47.360 --> 01:06:49.880 But then landed back where in the gunshots central. 1476 01:06:50.119 --> 01:06:52.480 Yeah, And I was like, doesn't he he probably wants 1477 01:06:52.480 --> 01:06:54.360 to run towards the gunshots. I mean, I know we 1478 01:06:54.360 --> 01:06:56.000 would run away from them, but he's just I don't know. 1479 01:06:56.039 --> 01:06:57.480 I got he thinks he's a real spy. 1480 01:06:57.760 --> 01:06:58.039 Yeah. 1481 01:06:58.119 --> 01:07:01.599 Yeah. So now Karen's her own on her mission. Austin 1482 01:07:01.719 --> 01:07:04.000 is like, great, I need your help. Emmett's been caught. 1483 01:07:04.000 --> 01:07:06.079 We need to help him out. And she's like, ah, 1484 01:07:06.119 --> 01:07:08.480 you two were decoys. I don't know if you're aware 1485 01:07:08.480 --> 01:07:10.760 of that. Yeah, and my partner who's now dead, and 1486 01:07:10.800 --> 01:07:13.079 I were the original team and I'm not interested in 1487 01:07:13.159 --> 01:07:16.320 wasting my time saving the decoy when I have my 1488 01:07:16.440 --> 01:07:19.719 mission to accomplish, he snaps. Austin snabs, look, I have 1489 01:07:19.760 --> 01:07:21.480 a mission too, and my mission is to get my 1490 01:07:21.559 --> 01:07:23.599 partner out. Yeah, and he leaves. 1491 01:07:23.880 --> 01:07:27.320 We cut back to the cabin. Emmett is being let 1492 01:07:27.360 --> 01:07:33.760 out by his captors when suddenly Austin, like like Zoro himself, 1493 01:07:34.559 --> 01:07:37.920 starts riding up, shouting and firing guns into the air, 1494 01:07:38.159 --> 01:07:41.360 a gun in each hand. Yeah, no self involved in this, 1495 01:07:41.440 --> 01:07:43.719 no trying to get him out, just a full frontal assault, 1496 01:07:43.760 --> 01:07:46.800 four on one. Great. The Russians take cover and a 1497 01:07:46.880 --> 01:07:50.719 short standoff happens until the Russians Erica are hoisted on 1498 01:07:50.760 --> 01:07:54.880 their own petard. They throw a grenade at the two Americans. Unfortunately, 1499 01:07:54.880 --> 01:07:56.880 it's one of those grenades that takes a full twenty 1500 01:07:56.880 --> 01:07:57.800 five seconds to detonate. 1501 01:07:57.960 --> 01:08:00.960 Yeah, those are two too long. It's a grenade PSA 1502 01:08:01.079 --> 01:08:03.760 for this episode. If you are a grenade maker, yeah, 1503 01:08:03.800 --> 01:08:07.280 if you are a purveyor of fine American grenades, I 1504 01:08:07.320 --> 01:08:10.920 would suggest no more than a five second yeah. Yeah, 1505 01:08:10.960 --> 01:08:13.400 like pin to explosion ratio. 1506 01:08:13.599 --> 01:08:15.719 Yeah. I got I got concerned because I don't know 1507 01:08:15.719 --> 01:08:17.560 anything about grenades, and I was like, maybe I'm wrong, 1508 01:08:17.600 --> 01:08:20.720 Maybe grenades do take thirty seconds to explode. 1509 01:08:20.800 --> 01:08:22.159 Notoriously easy to throw that. 1510 01:08:23.640 --> 01:08:25.840 And I was like and then I looked up as like, no, 1511 01:08:25.880 --> 01:08:28.640 it seems to be like a five second delay. You 1512 01:08:28.840 --> 01:08:30.760 pull it and you get it the fuck away from you, 1513 01:08:30.960 --> 01:08:33.359 and that's it. But this one takes twenty five seconds, 1514 01:08:33.960 --> 01:08:36.600 so Emmett has time to catch it. Ask Austin what 1515 01:08:36.640 --> 01:08:39.119 it is. He tells him, He stands up, He throws 1516 01:08:39.119 --> 01:08:40.920 it back into the cabin, where it lands on a 1517 01:08:40.960 --> 01:08:45.439 bucket of other grenades, which sets off a chain explosion. Yeah, 1518 01:08:45.520 --> 01:08:49.199 Emmett and Austin flee on horseback while the Russians also 1519 01:08:49.279 --> 01:08:49.720 run away. 1520 01:08:49.880 --> 01:08:53.399 Cinematography is very good. The special effects are quite good. Oh, 1521 01:08:53.439 --> 01:08:57.199 this explosion was awesome. So like when it does like 1522 01:08:57.279 --> 01:09:00.880 the action thing, it actions quite well. Well that's not 1523 01:09:00.920 --> 01:09:02.840 true because when it's a big fight scene it's not great. 1524 01:09:02.840 --> 01:09:05.119 But like some of the action stuff, explosions and stuff 1525 01:09:05.159 --> 01:09:08.760 like that are done very well. And we haven't really 1526 01:09:08.800 --> 01:09:10.920 hit it yet. But there's a whole sequence later when 1527 01:09:10.920 --> 01:09:13.479 they're like at night in the snow and they encounter 1528 01:09:13.560 --> 01:09:15.560 another group of people and there's like a purple glow 1529 01:09:15.800 --> 01:09:19.359 to the scene. There are moments where like the imagery 1530 01:09:19.520 --> 01:09:23.439 on screen is actually quite beautiful, and like the cinematography 1531 01:09:23.479 --> 01:09:25.720 and the art direction of this movie are very very good. 1532 01:09:26.279 --> 01:09:28.720 I would also say these costumes are good. You know, 1533 01:09:28.840 --> 01:09:30.399 you know what movie is not great when I'm like 1534 01:09:30.479 --> 01:09:35.319 the costumes though, you guys the costs too. 1535 01:09:35.520 --> 01:09:38.199 Have you considered the gorgeous vista that nature created that 1536 01:09:38.239 --> 01:09:40.119 they were nice enough to put in their movie so 1537 01:09:40.119 --> 01:09:40.680 we could see it? 1538 01:09:40.800 --> 01:09:44.119 Yeah, have you fought? Look that explosion went boom. 1539 01:09:46.319 --> 01:09:49.319 So we find them again linked up with Karen. No 1540 01:09:49.439 --> 01:09:51.840 explanation as to why. I guess ostensibly you could say 1541 01:09:51.840 --> 01:09:54.399 maybe there was a cut scene where she, like Austin shame, 1542 01:09:54.439 --> 01:09:55.960 turned to helping him, and she gave him the horse 1543 01:09:56.000 --> 01:09:58.359 and the weapons, and she was like, if you come back, 1544 01:09:58.399 --> 01:10:00.359 we can join up. If not, I I have to 1545 01:10:00.359 --> 01:10:03.039 protect myself to to finish the mission. 1546 01:10:03.119 --> 01:10:05.039 That makes a ton of sense because Karen and her 1547 01:10:05.039 --> 01:10:07.239 partner were both on horseback, so it makes sense that's 1548 01:10:07.239 --> 01:10:09.119 where he got the horse from from the dead partner. 1549 01:10:09.199 --> 01:10:12.560 Yeah. So there with Karen, they arrive at the site 1550 01:10:12.560 --> 01:10:14.640 of the Soviet missile that started at all that Soviet 1551 01:10:14.680 --> 01:10:16.439 missile that crushed all those pine trees that we saw 1552 01:10:16.479 --> 01:10:19.079 in the very beginning of the movie. They're observing the 1553 01:10:19.119 --> 01:10:22.840 camp from afar. They note three male soldiers who are 1554 01:10:22.880 --> 01:10:24.560 doing this fun little like dance. They have like a 1555 01:10:24.560 --> 01:10:25.399 boombox and. 1556 01:10:25.359 --> 01:10:28.079 It's Yes, there's actually a really funny line here. They 1557 01:10:28.119 --> 01:10:30.479 hear this like American song and they're like, what is that? 1558 01:10:30.520 --> 01:10:33.319 And Austin says it's Soule Finger by the bar Keys, 1559 01:10:33.359 --> 01:10:35.720 and Emma says, whoof, they must be having trouble getting gigs. 1560 01:10:36.800 --> 01:10:37.439 That's a chuckle. 1561 01:10:37.520 --> 01:10:42.239 Yeah. So they also see one older female soldier who 1562 01:10:42.279 --> 01:10:45.479 seems to be in charge, and then one younger female 1563 01:10:45.560 --> 01:10:47.319 soldier who likes to do that thing that everyone does 1564 01:10:47.359 --> 01:10:50.119 when they're camping the snow, you know exactly. Yeah, it's 1565 01:10:50.159 --> 01:10:52.119 that thing where like you put on your lacey Brian 1566 01:10:52.520 --> 01:10:55.319 and your little panties and you just step your feet 1567 01:10:55.359 --> 01:10:59.359 into your snowsuit and then you waddle outside and you 1568 01:10:59.560 --> 01:11:02.760 stretch and kind of let your enormous kazungas feel the 1569 01:11:02.800 --> 01:11:05.840 cold to the lace. So you get you get those pointy. 1570 01:11:05.760 --> 01:11:07.239 The mighty melons are a meloning. 1571 01:11:07.319 --> 01:11:10.119 The headlights are up, and then you put on your 1572 01:11:10.119 --> 01:11:11.640 snowsuit to protect against the bitter cold. 1573 01:11:11.640 --> 01:11:13.640 Because I don't know if like you mentioned you mentioned 1574 01:11:13.680 --> 01:11:15.920 a bikini, but it's like it's it's like a string 1575 01:11:15.960 --> 01:11:19.159 bikini almost that I'm wearing and this is scenario obviously. 1576 01:11:19.239 --> 01:11:20.560 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. 1577 01:11:20.439 --> 01:11:22.800 The less coverage the better. That way, the snowsuit feels 1578 01:11:22.800 --> 01:11:24.159 warmer when you put it on. 1579 01:11:24.720 --> 01:11:28.279 Yeah, okay, so I have I have notes for the scene. 1580 01:11:28.359 --> 01:11:30.359 I really do about what about what? 1581 01:11:30.760 --> 01:11:30.880 So? 1582 01:11:31.000 --> 01:11:33.159 Okay, So they're watching this, they see like, you know, 1583 01:11:33.359 --> 01:11:35.920 random soldiers, older woman and then they see the hot 1584 01:11:35.960 --> 01:11:37.600 woman and I did look her up and she turns 1585 01:11:37.600 --> 01:11:39.560 out she's like a supermodel or something. 1586 01:11:39.600 --> 01:11:40.800 She stuning. 1587 01:11:40.920 --> 01:11:43.880 She is a full fucking tent. This woman. She's tall, 1588 01:11:43.960 --> 01:11:47.479 she's gorgeous, enormous breasts and so like the joke is 1589 01:11:47.479 --> 01:11:51.600 is that the two boys are like, whoaing hot lady, 1590 01:11:51.800 --> 01:11:54.439 which is fine, but it's like I wanted her to 1591 01:11:54.479 --> 01:11:56.920 have more to do. So like, if I were writing 1592 01:11:56.960 --> 01:11:58.600 this scene, I would have her coming out like all 1593 01:11:58.640 --> 01:12:01.000 the other soldiers are dressed like to toe because it's 1594 01:12:01.039 --> 01:12:03.880 it's frozen, right, And she comes out in a shorter 1595 01:12:04.000 --> 01:12:07.279 porka and they're like look at those legs, you know, woo, 1596 01:12:07.319 --> 01:12:10.399 And then she starts to like remove pieces of clothing 1597 01:12:10.800 --> 01:12:12.840 until she ends up in her bikini and they're like 1598 01:12:12.880 --> 01:12:15.760 what the like she can't get any more naked? And 1599 01:12:15.760 --> 01:12:17.720 then she starts to do like snow angels in the 1600 01:12:17.760 --> 01:12:20.760 snow something like that. Give her shit to do. 1601 01:12:20.600 --> 01:12:22.399 Give her a joke, so she's not just an object. 1602 01:12:22.520 --> 01:12:25.359 Yeah that, Like the joke is how much it's weird, 1603 01:12:25.439 --> 01:12:28.680 how much this woman likes getting naked and frolicking in 1604 01:12:28.720 --> 01:12:31.359 the snow. Yeah, like, or then she builds a snowman 1605 01:12:31.359 --> 01:12:33.520 that looks like her, and it's just like tall, sick, it's. 1606 01:12:33.399 --> 01:12:35.079 A perfect, perfect model. 1607 01:12:35.159 --> 01:12:38.239 Yeah, yeah, give her shit to do because like this, 1608 01:12:38.239 --> 01:12:39.960 this didn't even make me laugh, I just got I 1609 01:12:40.079 --> 01:12:42.600 like rolled my eyes at the joke was so obvious. 1610 01:12:42.720 --> 01:12:45.840 Well, and also it's not a joke. There's no joke 1611 01:12:45.920 --> 01:12:46.199 to it. 1612 01:12:46.319 --> 01:12:49.800 I think the joke is how the guys react to her. 1613 01:12:49.920 --> 01:12:51.960 But also she's worth reacting to. 1614 01:12:52.239 --> 01:12:53.479 I reacted to her like that. 1615 01:12:53.640 --> 01:12:55.560 It's not Yeah, that's the thing too. It's not like 1616 01:12:55.680 --> 01:12:57.760 it's not like they're like sex starved and she's the 1617 01:12:57.760 --> 01:12:59.880 only woman they've seen for days. This is a leg 1618 01:13:00.000 --> 01:13:02.840 she can't supermodel in her underwear, Like, you're right, that's 1619 01:13:02.880 --> 01:13:04.880 not even a joke. It's not even a real joke. 1620 01:13:05.279 --> 01:13:07.319 The other thing I would say about this and about 1621 01:13:07.319 --> 01:13:09.760 these Russian characters in general, because they will stick around 1622 01:13:09.760 --> 01:13:11.479 basically for the rest of the movie. I don't want 1623 01:13:11.479 --> 01:13:13.079 to give too many points for this because it really 1624 01:13:13.119 --> 01:13:15.239 is the bare minimum. But they are treated like humans 1625 01:13:15.920 --> 01:13:20.000 the whole time, Like they don't have individual characters, but 1626 01:13:20.079 --> 01:13:22.920 like they are not treated as just faceless. 1627 01:13:23.079 --> 01:13:23.880 They're not monsters. 1628 01:13:23.880 --> 01:13:27.039 They're not monster monstrous enemies, which I and they like 1629 01:13:27.119 --> 01:13:28.760 give the five of them kind of like a fun 1630 01:13:29.000 --> 01:13:32.079 like almost familial like interaction, like they seem to like 1631 01:13:32.159 --> 01:13:33.680 each other and they get to they dance to the 1632 01:13:33.680 --> 01:13:36.760 boombox and they laugh together. So it's it's something that 1633 01:13:36.880 --> 01:13:38.840 you don't always see in these kinds of movies, and 1634 01:13:39.079 --> 01:13:41.760 I did appreciate it. I was like, oh, and given 1635 01:13:41.800 --> 01:13:43.439 the way the movie turns out, there's a reason for 1636 01:13:43.479 --> 01:13:45.600 all of this, but like it was nice, is it? 1637 01:13:46.439 --> 01:13:49.039 So Karen informs them of the real objective of the mission, 1638 01:13:49.079 --> 01:13:51.439 which is to subdue the Soviet crew the people were 1639 01:13:51.439 --> 01:13:54.800 seeing down there and seize control of the missile. The 1640 01:13:54.840 --> 01:13:57.800 men object to the idea of killing the Soviets right away. 1641 01:13:57.840 --> 01:13:59.399 They're like, no, no, no, we don't kill people. 1642 01:14:00.600 --> 01:14:01.960 Are you not spies? 1643 01:14:03.640 --> 01:14:06.600 And Karen appeals to their sense of patriotism. She's like 1644 01:14:06.600 --> 01:14:08.199 you're doing it for you, for America. 1645 01:14:08.399 --> 01:14:10.039 What if she's broken to do it for your country 1646 01:14:10.039 --> 01:14:13.760 from Greece too. They had given her a full musical 1647 01:14:13.840 --> 01:14:16.880 number here that would and never explained it. The movie 1648 01:14:16.920 --> 01:14:19.720 could have supported it. I would have supported it, frankly. 1649 01:14:19.520 --> 01:14:22.039 Can I can I tell you something so stupid and 1650 01:14:22.119 --> 01:14:24.560 so dark and it's a real thing and it's going 1651 01:14:24.600 --> 01:14:26.680 to depress you. But I have to say, oh, I 1652 01:14:26.760 --> 01:14:29.800 just saw online this morning that like apparently from the 1653 01:14:29.840 --> 01:14:37.199 White House official oh god, officia jd Vance was like 1654 01:14:37.279 --> 01:14:40.600 shooting of like of a K forty seven at a 1655 01:14:40.760 --> 01:14:45.279 gun range. The caption was something like, this is just 1656 01:14:45.319 --> 01:14:49.399 the vice president learning how to shoot freedom seeds. They're 1657 01:14:49.439 --> 01:14:53.199 calling bullets freedom seeds. Now ew ew. 1658 01:14:55.359 --> 01:14:55.920 Ew. 1659 01:14:56.520 --> 01:14:58.880 It's so bad that I have to laugh at it 1660 01:14:58.960 --> 01:15:02.399 because it's so we're not even doing fascism. Well, we're 1661 01:15:02.439 --> 01:15:03.640 doing it so badly. 1662 01:15:06.479 --> 01:15:14.000 Ew freedom seeds. What a loser? 1663 01:15:14.600 --> 01:15:19.600 Imagine what like, just imagine it's like like forty years 1664 01:15:19.600 --> 01:15:22.560 from now, once this is all over and done, No, 1665 01:15:22.720 --> 01:15:24.840 twenty years from ten years from now, guys, it's gonna 1666 01:15:24.880 --> 01:15:28.079 be over, So this can't last forever, Like this is 1667 01:15:28.119 --> 01:15:30.560 all actually done and we're ready to start really making 1668 01:15:30.600 --> 01:15:32.239 fun of it the way we are like sort of 1669 01:15:32.279 --> 01:15:34.840 starting to get comfortable making fun of other stuff in 1670 01:15:34.840 --> 01:15:39.640 the past. And someone's like, appeal to appeal to the patriotism. 1671 01:15:39.680 --> 01:15:45.600 Tell them about freedom. To me, you're not murdering people. 1672 01:15:45.800 --> 01:15:49.479 You're giving them freedom seeds. You're planting freedom seeds in 1673 01:15:49.520 --> 01:15:53.079 their souls. Sorry. I didn't mean for it to get 1674 01:15:53.199 --> 01:15:56.399 super real for a man, but I gotta go somewhere, 1675 01:15:56.399 --> 01:16:02.039 you guys, ah ew I know, I know. So anyway, 1676 01:16:01.600 --> 01:16:05.119 she's like, Okay, Karen realizes she's not going to appeal 1677 01:16:05.159 --> 01:16:07.279 to their patriotism because they're like Paul, and they're like, 1678 01:16:07.479 --> 01:16:11.520 freedom seeds are just bullets, you dumb fun You're talking 1679 01:16:11.560 --> 01:16:14.840 about bullets. And she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1680 01:16:15.039 --> 01:16:17.720 no no, we won't be using freedom seeds. 1681 01:16:18.760 --> 01:16:19.479 You have to stop. 1682 01:16:20.840 --> 01:16:24.640 I refuse. I'm looking straight in the eyes and say 1683 01:16:24.680 --> 01:16:31.279 freedom seeds four more times. Oh God, we record these 1684 01:16:31.279 --> 01:16:34.600 so far in advance. I have no idea how poorly 1685 01:16:34.720 --> 01:16:36.880 everything I just said is going to may not make it. 1686 01:16:36.960 --> 01:16:39.399 This may be cut this entire thing genuinely. 1687 01:16:39.439 --> 01:16:42.239 By the time this goes to air, people are going 1688 01:16:42.319 --> 01:16:45.239 to be like triggered by what I just said. 1689 01:16:48.560 --> 01:16:50.359 All right, we can't bring up freedom seeds anymore. In 1690 01:16:50.359 --> 01:16:51.199 case I have to cut. 1691 01:16:51.000 --> 01:16:54.920 This out, I was gonna put it in every sentence 1692 01:16:54.960 --> 01:16:57.399 I say from now on. Erica wasn't even in that 1693 01:16:57.439 --> 01:17:02.199 episode what happened? All right, So she tells, and they're 1694 01:17:02.199 --> 01:17:06.000 gonna be using tranquilizers on the Soviets. Those are French seeds. 1695 01:17:06.000 --> 01:17:06.359 I don't know. 1696 01:17:09.640 --> 01:17:11.279 They're gonna be using tranks. They're not gonna be using 1697 01:17:11.319 --> 01:17:14.359 real bullets. Yeah, the boys are back on board. Yeah, 1698 01:17:14.399 --> 01:17:16.520 like fine, we can trank people. That seems fine. 1699 01:17:16.720 --> 01:17:20.159 Meanwhile, back at the abandoned drive in theater, Sline locks 1700 01:17:20.159 --> 01:17:22.520 the doors of the bunker and takes them to response 1701 01:17:22.640 --> 01:17:26.239 level yellow and the systems start to prepare their missile defenses. 1702 01:17:26.319 --> 01:17:29.119 There's all of this like kind of slow moving thing, 1703 01:17:29.279 --> 01:17:31.920 like like laser guns moving up in large mirrors, and 1704 01:17:31.960 --> 01:17:32.880 we don't really know what's going on. 1705 01:17:32.920 --> 01:17:33.800 It's very war games. 1706 01:17:34.039 --> 01:17:35.000 It was very war games. 1707 01:17:35.239 --> 01:17:37.079 I feel like this was so in the zeitgeist in 1708 01:17:37.079 --> 01:17:39.239 the early eighties, like people were just so afraid of 1709 01:17:39.640 --> 01:17:43.119 I can't imagine why, yeah, of nuclear fallout that like this, 1710 01:17:43.119 --> 01:17:45.840 this penetrated like every level of torture. 1711 01:17:46.199 --> 01:17:49.600 Yeah, we cut back to the Soviets at camp. This 1712 01:17:49.640 --> 01:17:51.600 is when they're kind of drinking, laughing, they're having a 1713 01:17:51.600 --> 01:17:53.840 good time. The leader starts dancing to the boom box, 1714 01:17:53.880 --> 01:17:57.560 this funny little dance, right, and then Karen sets off 1715 01:17:57.600 --> 01:17:59.880 a flare that kind of bathes their camp and this 1716 01:18:00.039 --> 01:18:02.119 violet light this is what Erica was talking about before. 1717 01:18:02.800 --> 01:18:06.079 Two figures that kind of look like they look like 1718 01:18:06.119 --> 01:18:08.960 if a kid said they wanted their Halloween costume to 1719 01:18:08.960 --> 01:18:13.680 be robot alien overlord. These two figures start approaching. Obviously 1720 01:18:13.760 --> 01:18:16.119 it's Emma and Austin. They're hoping to get close enough 1721 01:18:16.159 --> 01:18:18.279 to use the tranquilizers on the Soviets because there's a 1722 01:18:18.279 --> 01:18:21.720 limited range on these guns. The Soviets walk towards them. 1723 01:18:22.000 --> 01:18:26.079 They're not sure, they're not sure. The hot one sprays 1724 01:18:26.119 --> 01:18:28.199 a bunch of bullets from an uzi right in front 1725 01:18:28.199 --> 01:18:31.079 of our two heroes. Yeah, and they decide to play dead, 1726 01:18:31.199 --> 01:18:34.279 so they and they fall over. The Soviets walk closer, 1727 01:18:34.760 --> 01:18:36.600 they shoot them with the trank guns, and all five 1728 01:18:36.640 --> 01:18:38.359 of the Soviets are knocked out right. 1729 01:18:38.680 --> 01:18:41.680 So, just to be clear, their plan was to dress 1730 01:18:41.760 --> 01:18:45.600 up like aliens, pretend there's an alien invasion happening, because 1731 01:18:45.800 --> 01:18:48.279 while people will shoot at each other, they won't necessarily 1732 01:18:48.279 --> 01:18:49.119 shoot at aliens. 1733 01:18:49.600 --> 01:18:52.600 Okay, yeah, I guess maybe they come in peace. 1734 01:18:52.680 --> 01:18:54.479 Look, you guys, If I see aliens, I'm shooting at them. 1735 01:18:54.520 --> 01:18:55.600 They're not American aliens. 1736 01:18:56.720 --> 01:18:59.600 If I see little green men and I have access 1737 01:18:59.640 --> 01:19:00.880 to freedom. 1738 01:19:00.520 --> 01:19:10.079 Seeds, nope, I don't think you need a gun. I 1739 01:19:10.159 --> 01:19:13.600 feel strongly that I would wind up with a phone 1740 01:19:13.640 --> 01:19:15.000 call the middle of the night if you had a gun. 1741 01:19:15.479 --> 01:19:19.399 Are you? I think I'd be amazing with an I 1742 01:19:19.439 --> 01:19:22.800 think I think my level of anxiety is the perfect amount. 1743 01:19:23.439 --> 01:19:26.760 My level of anxiety combined with my outsized sense of 1744 01:19:26.840 --> 01:19:30.960 like imagination and what could possibly be there in the dark, and. 1745 01:19:31.079 --> 01:19:33.079 Deep deep fear of rodents, A deep. 1746 01:19:32.880 --> 01:19:34.880 Fear of rodents, and I guess aliens. I didn't know 1747 01:19:34.920 --> 01:19:35.720 that was in there too. 1748 01:19:35.800 --> 01:19:37.520 Yeah, who knew. I'm not that afraid of the aliens. 1749 01:19:37.560 --> 01:19:39.039 Let's unpack that one further later. 1750 01:19:39.239 --> 01:19:41.319 I know most other humans sucks, so I'm willing to 1751 01:19:41.319 --> 01:19:42.920 give aliens the benefit of the doubt. They may be 1752 01:19:42.960 --> 01:19:43.760 doing better than we are. 1753 01:19:43.800 --> 01:19:47.680 They're probably statistic they got here, at least stem wise, 1754 01:19:47.680 --> 01:19:49.119 they're doing better than we are done. 1755 01:19:50.319 --> 01:19:51.119 Aliens and stem. 1756 01:19:51.560 --> 01:19:54.159 Yeah, I'm gonna could take this debate with you later. 1757 01:19:54.239 --> 01:19:57.439 I think I think I'd be an excellent gun owner. 1758 01:19:58.239 --> 01:19:59.319 Could you imagine? 1759 01:19:59.399 --> 01:19:59.920 No? 1760 01:20:00.079 --> 01:20:02.560 Oh, I genuinely I'd be the worst. That's the worst 1761 01:20:02.560 --> 01:20:05.560 gun owner. First of all, zero chance I don't shoot 1762 01:20:05.600 --> 01:20:06.520 myself in the foot. 1763 01:20:06.760 --> 01:20:10.119 That's really what I was thinking. A call from the hospital. 1764 01:20:10.840 --> 01:20:12.760 You have to come get me. I shot myself in 1765 01:20:12.840 --> 01:20:16.479 the foot cleaning my gun. Yeah, that all makes sense. 1766 01:20:19.960 --> 01:20:22.439 So then we cut back to the headquarters. They receive 1767 01:20:22.560 --> 01:20:24.720 word that the mission has been completed. So our three 1768 01:20:24.760 --> 01:20:28.720 heroes in Russia send word to headquarters mission accomplished. The 1769 01:20:28.800 --> 01:20:31.039 agents are awaiting their go ahead for the next step. 1770 01:20:31.520 --> 01:20:34.880 Headquarters starts to send them instructions through Karen's satphone. That 1771 01:20:34.960 --> 01:20:38.000 silver case was that Karen was carrying that Austin recognized. 1772 01:20:38.239 --> 01:20:40.600 For some reason, these instructions are in Russian. I don't 1773 01:20:40.640 --> 01:20:45.000 know why, because this is American to American communication, but whatever, 1774 01:20:45.479 --> 01:20:48.760 Austin relays them to Karen and Emmett. They're carrying them 1775 01:20:48.760 --> 01:20:52.239 out and sline in tones bring all birds into final 1776 01:20:52.319 --> 01:20:54.920 bounce mode, and we see satellites moving into position in 1777 01:20:54.960 --> 01:20:58.000 outer space. I cannot express to you how long this 1778 01:20:58.119 --> 01:21:00.239 goes on and how boring it is. There aren't even 1779 01:21:00.319 --> 01:21:01.279 like failed jokes in it. 1780 01:21:01.359 --> 01:21:03.479 I have to admit I don't remember this at all. 1781 01:21:03.520 --> 01:21:04.880 Yeah, because you blacked out from boredom. 1782 01:21:05.720 --> 01:21:07.960 I watched this movie really early in the week because 1783 01:21:08.000 --> 01:21:11.000 I like timing wise, and like, there are moments that 1784 01:21:11.079 --> 01:21:17.880 I'm remembering as we're talking about it, and I'm like ry. Meanwhile, 1785 01:21:18.000 --> 01:21:20.960 back in Russia, our heroes are receiving instructions to plug 1786 01:21:20.960 --> 01:21:23.840 in a code to the missile. They do it, and 1787 01:21:23.880 --> 01:21:27.239 the missile initiates a launch just as the Soviets wake up. 1788 01:21:27.640 --> 01:21:31.239 Everyone's panicking, so like it's clear that Karen was not 1789 01:21:31.279 --> 01:21:34.880 expecting a missile launch here. She's like, whoa, that's not 1790 01:21:34.960 --> 01:21:37.399 what my objective was, or what I was told my 1791 01:21:37.479 --> 01:21:40.920 objective was. So now the Soviets are panicking, The Americans 1792 01:21:40.920 --> 01:21:44.680 are panicking. They flee as the missile takes flight, the 1793 01:21:44.760 --> 01:21:48.720 Soviets are horrified about what the Americans have done. Fair 1794 01:21:49.439 --> 01:21:51.960 They go why why would you do such a thing, 1795 01:21:52.560 --> 01:21:55.560 And the Americans admit they actually don't know what their 1796 01:21:55.640 --> 01:21:58.239 orders were really all about, Like we don't know, we 1797 01:21:58.239 --> 01:22:00.800 don't know what we just did. One of the Soviets 1798 01:22:00.800 --> 01:22:03.319 says they have twenty eight minutes before the missile detonates, 1799 01:22:03.399 --> 01:22:07.079 and Austin calculates that figuring it in counter strikes, Like, 1800 01:22:07.119 --> 01:22:09.800 all right, so let's assume this thing hits Washington. How 1801 01:22:09.840 --> 01:22:11.880 much time do we have until we're hit back? They 1802 01:22:11.920 --> 01:22:14.439 have about forty two minutes before the end of all civilization. 1803 01:22:14.800 --> 01:22:17.520 They process this quickly. I mean, I guess it's a 1804 01:22:17.560 --> 01:22:19.439 bend over and kiss you ask good bye situation, like 1805 01:22:19.439 --> 01:22:21.760 there's nothing we can do. Yeah, so good for them. 1806 01:22:21.840 --> 01:22:23.439 I'm not sure I could get into a full panic 1807 01:22:23.479 --> 01:22:25.800 in forty two minutes. I usually need more time than that. 1808 01:22:25.880 --> 01:22:27.760 Oh really yeah, Oh I could do it, like I 1809 01:22:27.840 --> 01:22:28.439 mean a. 1810 01:22:28.359 --> 01:22:32.159 Full fall planet. Yeah, there's a spiraling that needs to 1811 01:22:32.159 --> 01:22:33.079 happen on some level. 1812 01:22:33.479 --> 01:22:35.840 Yeah, yeah, I don't know if my processors run fast 1813 01:22:35.920 --> 01:22:37.159 enough for that. 1814 01:22:37.159 --> 01:22:37.920 That might overheat. 1815 01:22:39.960 --> 01:22:41.680 They all decide to ring in the end of the 1816 01:22:41.680 --> 01:22:43.159 world by fucking each other. 1817 01:22:43.560 --> 01:22:45.720 You know what, fair, I've heard of worse ideas. 1818 01:22:46.079 --> 01:22:47.560 There are many worse ideas. 1819 01:22:47.720 --> 01:22:49.359 You know what, You're not going to get in forty 1820 01:22:49.359 --> 01:22:51.640 two minutes an SDI that matters to you at all. 1821 01:22:51.760 --> 01:22:54.920 Nope, Yeah, an unwanted pregnancy. No, who cares, doesn't matter, 1822 01:22:54.920 --> 01:22:59.439 it's over. It's all over everyone. Karen's like, fine, and 1823 01:23:00.119 --> 01:23:03.079 to the Emmett and I went ew out to my television. 1824 01:23:03.079 --> 01:23:06.119 I went ew she's sleeping with Emmett. Gross. Uh. The 1825 01:23:06.239 --> 01:23:08.800 older woman pairs off with one of the soldiers. So 1826 01:23:08.840 --> 01:23:13.000 there's only Austin left, the two Russian soldiers and the hot, 1827 01:23:13.119 --> 01:23:14.039 super hot lady. 1828 01:23:14.119 --> 01:23:16.520 Yeah. Oh no, Austin's not gonna get his dick wet 1829 01:23:16.520 --> 01:23:17.359 before the world burns. 1830 01:23:17.359 --> 01:23:20.520 Oh, I don't know something about this wigs me out. 1831 01:23:20.880 --> 01:23:24.039 But wait, Paul, wait, wait, can you believe what's that 1832 01:23:24.119 --> 01:23:28.520 in there? This film pulls out a gay plot line. Yeah, 1833 01:23:28.720 --> 01:23:29.800 that was unexpected. 1834 01:23:30.079 --> 01:23:31.359 I was shocked. 1835 01:23:31.520 --> 01:23:34.239 That was dare I say respectful? 1836 01:23:34.720 --> 01:23:36.600 One hundred percent respectful. 1837 01:23:36.199 --> 01:23:41.800 And kind of progressive? Yeah, amazing. Agreed in nineteen eighty six. 1838 01:23:41.960 --> 01:23:42.199 Yep. 1839 01:23:42.600 --> 01:23:46.319 Basically what happens is the two male Russian soldiers look 1840 01:23:46.359 --> 01:23:49.920 at each other wink yeah, and they are like yeah, yeah, 1841 01:23:49.920 --> 01:23:51.720 fuck yeah, and they go into a tent together. 1842 01:23:51.840 --> 01:23:52.039 Yeah. 1843 01:23:52.439 --> 01:23:54.960 No one says anything. 1844 01:23:54.640 --> 01:23:55.520 No one's grossed out. 1845 01:23:55.560 --> 01:23:59.479 There's no there's no cut to Dan Aykroyd being like, whoa, yeah, 1846 01:23:59.479 --> 01:24:04.000 there's nothing, absolutely nothing is mentioned. It is not even 1847 01:24:04.039 --> 01:24:06.560 a joke. Really, it's just like a sweet moment in 1848 01:24:06.560 --> 01:24:09.880 the movie. And I'm like, holy shit, incredible, And I 1849 01:24:09.880 --> 01:24:12.199 get that in nineteen eighty six that maybe was a joke. 1850 01:24:12.399 --> 01:24:14.720 It's that thing that we talked about that there's. 1851 01:24:14.359 --> 01:24:17.079 Risky business where it's like just the the audience would 1852 01:24:17.079 --> 01:24:19.319 have laughed at them without the but the movie does 1853 01:24:19.359 --> 01:24:19.920 not pileon. 1854 01:24:20.039 --> 01:24:22.640 But the movie does not pileon. And this is not 1855 01:24:22.720 --> 01:24:24.960 the last time we will see these gay soldiers. That's correct, 1856 01:24:25.000 --> 01:24:25.880 That's what that's all I'm saying. 1857 01:24:25.920 --> 01:24:28.399 They won't die. We have incredible representation. 1858 01:24:28.920 --> 01:24:30.520 They won't die, they won't be made fun of, they 1859 01:24:30.520 --> 01:24:32.520 won't be like, no one's gonna walk in on them, 1860 01:24:32.560 --> 01:24:36.800 and like it's incredible. So the soldiers go off together. 1861 01:24:36.840 --> 01:24:39.439 Austin gets the very hot Russian lady. Fuck, yeah, yeah, 1862 01:24:39.479 --> 01:24:39.880 let's do this. 1863 01:24:40.000 --> 01:24:41.479 He gets to visit her Vladivostok. 1864 01:24:41.760 --> 01:24:42.039 Yeah. 1865 01:24:43.880 --> 01:24:46.680 We cut back to the headquarters with the four horsemen 1866 01:24:46.760 --> 01:24:50.720 of bureaucratic incompetence. Right, they initiate their defense protocol, which 1867 01:24:50.720 --> 01:24:53.079 seems to be using a series of mirrors to zap 1868 01:24:53.119 --> 01:24:55.560 a super laser into the air and destroy the missile 1869 01:24:55.560 --> 01:25:01.119 while it's still in space. Whatever they miss o hoopes, yikes, 1870 01:25:01.880 --> 01:25:05.000 This means the missile is still inbound for the US. 1871 01:25:05.159 --> 01:25:07.640 So Ruby and Keys, those are the two bureaucrats not 1872 01:25:07.760 --> 01:25:10.119 The generals start to panic. They say, we need to 1873 01:25:10.119 --> 01:25:11.760 call the president. We need to tell them that the 1874 01:25:11.880 --> 01:25:14.079 USSR is not responsible for this attack. We're going to 1875 01:25:14.119 --> 01:25:17.880 set off World War three. We need to stop it. Unfortunately, 1876 01:25:18.319 --> 01:25:23.159 the generals Erica, it turns out, are Cray like super Cray. 1877 01:25:23.399 --> 01:25:23.640 Yep. 1878 01:25:23.800 --> 01:25:26.199 The bureaucrats are Cray. The generals are Cray. 1879 01:25:26.079 --> 01:25:27.479 Cray Yeah yeah. 1880 01:25:27.640 --> 01:25:31.119 Sline says that naive wishing for peace is the surest 1881 01:25:31.119 --> 01:25:34.119 possible way to encourage an aggressor, and they'll risk the 1882 01:25:34.159 --> 01:25:36.119 future of the human race in order to preserve the 1883 01:25:36.159 --> 01:25:40.520 American way of life. So, while the generals and the 1884 01:25:40.560 --> 01:25:44.439 bureaucrats all intended for this fake missile strike to be 1885 01:25:44.520 --> 01:25:47.880 set off, their plan was to fend it off and 1886 01:25:47.920 --> 01:25:52.359 then destroy Russia with nuclear strikes. However, since the dye 1887 01:25:52.399 --> 01:25:55.960 has been cast and the missile is inbound, we might 1888 01:25:56.000 --> 01:25:58.520 as well launch some counter strikes. Shut down this monker. 1889 01:25:58.520 --> 01:26:01.640 We're good in here for seventeen months and just let 1890 01:26:01.680 --> 01:26:02.319 the world burn. 1891 01:26:02.880 --> 01:26:06.760 Meanwhile, back in Russia, Austin has an idea. He thinks 1892 01:26:06.880 --> 01:26:09.000 he can recall the missile. Austin's one of those people 1893 01:26:09.000 --> 01:26:12.239 that when he orgasms, has ideas, Yeah, we should keep 1894 01:26:12.239 --> 01:26:14.079 this man on a loop. We should have we should 1895 01:26:14.159 --> 01:26:15.520 we should hook him up to a machine. 1896 01:26:15.600 --> 01:26:18.880 Yeah, absolutely, because his brain works well. Yeah, in the 1897 01:26:19.000 --> 01:26:21.439 in the afterglow. Yeah, unlike most of us, I guess 1898 01:26:21.520 --> 01:26:22.000 go to sleep. 1899 01:26:24.079 --> 01:26:25.880 So basically, a lot of stuff that we have no 1900 01:26:25.960 --> 01:26:28.960 interest in actually talking about happens where he he figures 1901 01:26:28.960 --> 01:26:31.239 it out. He figures out like how to make the 1902 01:26:31.279 --> 01:26:34.479 missile explode in space and not on Earth, and he 1903 01:26:34.760 --> 01:26:36.199 averts nuclear war. 1904 01:26:36.399 --> 01:26:38.920 Yeah. Two short things to talk about in the scene. One, 1905 01:26:39.000 --> 01:26:41.359 we get to watch Chevy Chase being electrocuted for a while. 1906 01:26:41.399 --> 01:26:41.800 That's fun. 1907 01:26:41.800 --> 01:26:42.560 That's always a good thing. 1908 01:26:42.600 --> 01:26:47.239 I enjoyed that. Second, they two gay Russian soldiers or 1909 01:26:47.600 --> 01:26:50.039 or who knows that maybe they're bisexual. The two Russian 1910 01:26:50.039 --> 01:26:51.039 male soldiers who get together. 1911 01:26:51.079 --> 01:26:51.960 Maybe they're pan sexual. 1912 01:26:52.199 --> 01:26:54.119 Yeah exactly, I don't want I'm not gonna label them. 1913 01:26:54.239 --> 01:26:56.199 They come out of the tent and they have their 1914 01:26:56.199 --> 01:26:58.119 shirts off. I know that's a really little thing, but 1915 01:26:58.119 --> 01:27:01.439 I was like they're not they're not protect Like there's 1916 01:27:01.479 --> 01:27:05.560 no avoiding this, Like these two were fucking it's cool and. 1917 01:27:05.520 --> 01:27:08.279 It's fine, and everyone's no even like at that point, 1918 01:27:08.479 --> 01:27:10.960 everyone's gathered, so you expect, like maybe the older woman 1919 01:27:11.119 --> 01:27:14.279 Russian soldier the person is charged to be like, oh 1920 01:27:14.279 --> 01:27:18.159 what in my in my squadron? But no, again, nothing 1921 01:27:18.279 --> 01:27:20.680 happens and it's not nothing. You say it's nothing, but 1922 01:27:20.760 --> 01:27:25.560 this is nineteen eighty six. This is not nothing. Yeah, 1923 01:27:25.560 --> 01:27:27.359 this is actually so progressive. 1924 01:27:27.399 --> 01:27:29.600 By the way, apparently the movie initially ended with just 1925 01:27:29.720 --> 01:27:32.159 nuclear war in the world ending. It didn't test well. 1926 01:27:32.439 --> 01:27:36.640 I wonder why. I mean, you can write a comedy 1927 01:27:36.680 --> 01:27:39.119 about nuclear war war, but you can't write a comedy 1928 01:27:39.119 --> 01:27:42.560 about nuclear war that just ends with the total annihilation 1929 01:27:42.600 --> 01:27:44.319 of humanity. That's really hard. 1930 01:27:44.520 --> 01:27:46.880 So you've never seen Doctor Strangelove. 1931 01:27:46.399 --> 01:27:46.960 Then I have. 1932 01:27:47.640 --> 01:27:50.920 I have it spoiler for a sixty year old movie. 1933 01:27:51.199 --> 01:27:52.880 I did see this is the end, and I didn't 1934 01:27:52.920 --> 01:27:53.439 care for it. 1935 01:27:53.600 --> 01:27:57.039 Doctor Strangelove ends like, like that's what they're a lot 1936 01:27:57.079 --> 01:28:00.439 of these movies are basically picking up with Doctor Strangelove. Sure, 1937 01:28:00.720 --> 01:28:02.680 like it's a lot of the same stuff. 1938 01:28:02.880 --> 01:28:05.479 Yeah, all right, So at the drive in bunker. The 1939 01:28:05.600 --> 01:28:09.560 army arrives and places everyone under arrest. Keys and Ruby 1940 01:28:09.560 --> 01:28:11.720 immediately try to throw the generals under the bus. The 1941 01:28:11.720 --> 01:28:14.079 generals are very stoic like, so all the bad guys 1942 01:28:14.119 --> 01:28:17.000 are are rested taken away. Then we cut I don't know, 1943 01:28:17.039 --> 01:28:19.079 a month or two months into the future. There's a reporter. 1944 01:28:19.520 --> 01:28:22.239 He's telling us about the ongoing disarmament talks that are 1945 01:28:22.239 --> 01:28:25.159 being led by Emmett. Fits you, right, and then Emmett 1946 01:28:25.199 --> 01:28:27.439 steps out and he tells all the reporters and everyone 1947 01:28:27.479 --> 01:28:30.359 gathered that the talks are going well, but they're they're 1948 01:28:30.479 --> 01:28:32.479 very delicate and we can't tell you anymore right now. 1949 01:28:32.760 --> 01:28:35.279 And then he goes back in and inside our three 1950 01:28:35.319 --> 01:28:38.960 heroes sit with their Soviet friends and they play trivial 1951 01:28:39.000 --> 01:28:42.239 pursuit and when someone gets at question wrong, they have 1952 01:28:42.279 --> 01:28:45.439 to disarm certain missiles on their armament. So it's they're 1953 01:28:45.520 --> 01:28:48.520 they're disarming things through this fun game. And Emmett's with 1954 01:28:48.600 --> 01:28:53.000 Karen and and Austin is with his his the Russian lady. 1955 01:28:53.039 --> 01:28:55.800 And it's actually very sweet. 1956 01:28:55.680 --> 01:28:57.920 Yes, the ending, it's very sweet. This is a war 1957 01:28:58.000 --> 01:28:59.119 movie written by Canadians. 1958 01:28:59.199 --> 01:29:02.479 Yeah, I will say this one once. I think I 1959 01:29:02.520 --> 01:29:06.279 can say that once they hit Russia and this whole 1960 01:29:06.359 --> 01:29:09.520 last section starts, I don't really think I have any complaints. Like, 1961 01:29:09.560 --> 01:29:12.680 I think the funny stuff is funny. There's some borings 1962 01:29:12.720 --> 01:29:13.800 that it goes on for a little too. 1963 01:29:13.760 --> 01:29:17.119 Long, but whenever they cut back to like people, come. 1964 01:29:17.000 --> 01:29:19.239 On, come on, come on. Yeah, but like the last 1965 01:29:19.279 --> 01:29:22.840 third of this movie, it's pretty solid. Not my favorite 1966 01:29:22.880 --> 01:29:24.600 movie ever, but I have no real complaints about it. 1967 01:29:24.680 --> 01:29:27.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I look this. The messaging is 1968 01:29:27.920 --> 01:29:30.439 is really good. Yeah, like really good. 1969 01:29:30.600 --> 01:29:33.760 You know it's not really good. Did you watch the credits? 1970 01:29:34.239 --> 01:29:36.880 Oh no, Oh, so you missed the Paul McCartney theme 1971 01:29:36.960 --> 01:29:39.880 song Spies Like Us, which. 1972 01:29:39.720 --> 01:29:41.840 I've heard it before. Yeah, I actually know that. 1973 01:29:41.920 --> 01:29:43.880 Listen. Listen, kids, listen, listen. 1974 01:29:43.960 --> 01:29:44.760 I forgot about it. 1975 01:29:44.920 --> 01:29:46.720 Gather close around the fire and. 1976 01:29:46.680 --> 01:29:48.119 Let let Grandpa tell me. 1977 01:29:48.239 --> 01:29:51.600 Grandpa tell you something. If you have a dream, if 1978 01:29:51.640 --> 01:29:54.720 you are a creative person or any anything, you have 1979 01:29:54.800 --> 01:29:57.000 a dream in this world, and all of us have 1980 01:29:57.079 --> 01:29:59.600 voices in our head telling us that we aren't good enough, 1981 01:30:00.000 --> 01:30:04.199 that we're not working hard enough, that will never make it. It's 1982 01:30:04.119 --> 01:30:07.239 so hard to make it in this world. You remember 1983 01:30:07.760 --> 01:30:11.720 that Paul McCartney, who has achieved the very pinnacle of 1984 01:30:11.800 --> 01:30:13.720 creative success, one of the greats. 1985 01:30:14.000 --> 01:30:15.920 Yeah, Sir Paul, Sir Paul. 1986 01:30:15.720 --> 01:30:22.560 McCartney released the song Spies like us, the greats take 1987 01:30:22.720 --> 01:30:28.079 a dump sometimes. So when you take a dump, it 1988 01:30:28.119 --> 01:30:30.880 doesn't mean you're not great. It just means you took 1989 01:30:30.920 --> 01:30:40.920 a dump, like all humans do, even Sir Paul McCartney. 1990 01:30:41.159 --> 01:30:42.119 And that's the end of the movie. 1991 01:30:42.159 --> 01:30:44.840 You should end on that. That should be, That should be, 1992 01:30:44.920 --> 01:30:47.439 that should be. I'm gonna have that written on your tombstone, 1993 01:30:50.279 --> 01:30:51.960 the finest speech ever given. 1994 01:30:54.239 --> 01:30:56.399 Stick around. We will be right back with our random 1995 01:30:56.399 --> 01:31:09.319 observations and final rankings, and we're back Erica. Do you 1996 01:31:09.319 --> 01:31:12.399 have any any other little, little coded messages that you 1997 01:31:12.439 --> 01:31:14.920 want to send to the listening audience and to me, 1998 01:31:14.960 --> 01:31:16.279 frankly about spies like. 1999 01:31:16.279 --> 01:31:19.680 Usha, Just a couple of like jokes that really did 2000 01:31:19.800 --> 01:31:23.199 land with me. During the interminable test taking scene, which 2001 01:31:23.239 --> 01:31:25.159 we shiit on a lot, there was one line that 2002 01:31:25.199 --> 01:31:27.079 really made me laugh. Oh okay, And it turns to 2003 01:31:27.119 --> 01:31:31.159 Austin and goes, what does kg B stand for? That 2004 01:31:31.199 --> 01:31:31.760 made me laugh? 2005 01:31:31.880 --> 01:31:32.159 Okay. 2006 01:31:32.279 --> 01:31:34.039 I have to say that's that's fair enough. 2007 01:31:34.199 --> 01:31:36.640 Here's here's something that made me laugh that that I 2008 01:31:36.640 --> 01:31:39.359 didn't mention. When Austin rides up on horseback he's gonna 2009 01:31:39.359 --> 01:31:41.520 save Emmett from the Russians. Towards the end of the movie, 2010 01:31:41.920 --> 01:31:44.800 he's like, come on, and chevy Chase runs over and 2011 01:31:44.840 --> 01:31:47.000 he grabs his hand and they pull and they both 2012 01:31:47.079 --> 01:31:47.920 just fall off the horse. 2013 01:31:49.840 --> 01:31:52.880 That's comedy, that's funny. That's fucking funny. 2014 01:31:52.560 --> 01:31:54.960 Because it was fast. It happened fast, and we moved on. 2015 01:31:55.119 --> 01:31:58.640 It was unexpected. Yeah, okay, look what I shout a 2016 01:31:58.640 --> 01:32:01.079 lot on chevy Chase through the episode. I'm gonna give 2017 01:32:01.159 --> 01:32:04.399 him one more flower here. I this might have had 2018 01:32:04.600 --> 01:32:06.600 less mileage with you. But there was a scene earlier 2019 01:32:06.600 --> 01:32:08.760 in the movie when he's doing a press briefing, not 2020 01:32:08.840 --> 01:32:10.720 the one late at the end of the movie. Early like, 2021 01:32:11.199 --> 01:32:13.680 his job with the Pentagon seems to be very like 2022 01:32:13.840 --> 01:32:17.600 media facing, which is like, but then, why would he 2023 01:32:17.640 --> 01:32:18.520 even want to be a spy? 2024 01:32:19.279 --> 01:32:21.319 He seems to have the best parts of all of. 2025 01:32:21.319 --> 01:32:24.520 Those, but also likes he's like very visible. He's a 2026 01:32:24.640 --> 01:32:28.000 visible member of the US government. It's probably not an 2027 01:32:28.039 --> 01:32:31.880 ideal candidate to be a fucking spy. It's the fucking 2028 01:32:31.880 --> 01:32:36.359 White House Press secretary. But I digress. So he's doing 2029 01:32:36.439 --> 01:32:40.079 a press briefing and he doesn't have the information. He 2030 01:32:40.079 --> 01:32:42.720 doesn't want to answer the questions they're asking, actually hard questions. 2031 01:32:42.760 --> 01:32:44.640 He didn't do any of the research, and so he's 2032 01:32:44.680 --> 01:32:47.199 doing this Chevy Chase famous bit where he pretends the 2033 01:32:47.239 --> 01:32:50.680 mic is cutting as he's talking. I genuinely don't know 2034 01:32:50.680 --> 01:32:54.840 if I could do it, but he's yeah, he does 2035 01:32:54.880 --> 01:32:55.880 it in a way that's very good. 2036 01:32:55.960 --> 01:32:56.840 He does it, very good job. 2037 01:32:56.840 --> 01:32:59.239 But I have to say that bit was very funny, 2038 01:32:59.239 --> 01:33:00.680 worked on me, excellent. 2039 01:33:01.399 --> 01:33:03.560 Another Chevy Chase moment that worked for me that we 2040 01:33:03.560 --> 01:33:06.079 didn't bring up. Now, why do I feel bad for 2041 01:33:06.319 --> 01:33:10.880 hating on Cornelia's Chase? Everyone anyone hates him. When they're 2042 01:33:10.880 --> 01:33:14.039 in Pakistan, they're watching the Puppet Show. They're talking about 2043 01:33:14.039 --> 01:33:16.800 the fact that Emma is pursuing Karen, right, Austin's like, 2044 01:33:16.800 --> 01:33:19.880 you're thinking with your dick. Emmett says something about something whatever, 2045 01:33:19.920 --> 01:33:22.359 and Austin says, maybe your dick's not so dumb, and 2046 01:33:22.399 --> 01:33:26.039 then Emmett says got me through high school, yes, And 2047 01:33:26.079 --> 01:33:28.600 I was like, I don't I don't know if I totally. 2048 01:33:29.199 --> 01:33:32.479 I guess it just means he was like screwing women 2049 01:33:32.600 --> 01:33:33.880 so well they're allowing him cheat off. 2050 01:33:33.880 --> 01:33:36.840 Tests, I think so. I think it's either boot because 2051 01:33:36.880 --> 01:33:39.359 that's what he was doing with his manager, right boss. 2052 01:33:39.520 --> 01:33:42.560 I think it's either that he's screwing his teachers to 2053 01:33:42.680 --> 01:33:47.720 get or screwing his like female classmates to get answers 2054 01:33:47.840 --> 01:33:49.800 or to get them to do their homework. Either way, 2055 01:33:49.920 --> 01:33:51.960 I actually think that joke is quite progressive in the 2056 01:33:52.000 --> 01:33:55.479 same way the other one was where he's sleeping his 2057 01:33:55.520 --> 01:33:59.720 way to the top with his female manager, who's gorgeous by. 2058 01:33:59.600 --> 01:34:02.840 The way, Yeah, and just like Chevy Chase. No, but 2059 01:34:03.039 --> 01:34:04.399 I think it stunning. Man. 2060 01:34:04.520 --> 01:34:06.800 It is important in this case as she is she's 2061 01:34:07.199 --> 01:34:10.279 hotter than him, because it implies that like a level 2062 01:34:10.319 --> 01:34:13.640 of skill, it implies he's getting he's he really is 2063 01:34:13.680 --> 01:34:16.600 sleeping his way to the top. He's not just like yea, 2064 01:34:17.079 --> 01:34:18.479 it's like, do you know what I mean? There's something 2065 01:34:18.520 --> 01:34:21.279 about this joke that I find quite progressive because it's 2066 01:34:21.359 --> 01:34:24.039 usually the other way. The gender is flipped and it's 2067 01:34:24.039 --> 01:34:25.760 a woman sleeping her way to the top or a 2068 01:34:25.800 --> 01:34:28.560 woman like sleeping with her teachers to get good grades. 2069 01:34:28.640 --> 01:34:30.560 Or blah blah blah using her tits to get ahead, 2070 01:34:30.880 --> 01:34:33.800 and like, it's not funny anymore when it's women, because 2071 01:34:33.800 --> 01:34:37.159 it's like, first of all, because women aren't funny, Well. 2072 01:34:38.000 --> 01:34:39.880 That is a bit. If you don't accept. 2073 01:34:39.600 --> 01:34:42.760 That, just go no, no, no. But it's funny because 2074 01:34:42.800 --> 01:34:45.520 it's not funny anymore because it's the expected joke, and 2075 01:34:45.560 --> 01:34:48.439 it's kind of it's now like offensive, but when it's 2076 01:34:48.439 --> 01:34:51.760 a guy, it's not offensive and it's actually funny. So 2077 01:34:51.880 --> 01:34:53.760 I agree with you, and I kind of really really 2078 01:34:53.840 --> 01:34:54.359 like this joke. 2079 01:34:54.399 --> 01:34:54.760 All right. 2080 01:34:55.640 --> 01:35:00.800 Uh, speaking of dicks, there's a line it's stupid but 2081 01:35:00.880 --> 01:35:03.520 funny when they're in that like the woods, when they're 2082 01:35:03.560 --> 01:35:05.039 in training and they're dropped in the middle of the 2083 01:35:05.039 --> 01:35:07.760 woods right before they like quote unquote ninjas descend on them. 2084 01:35:07.880 --> 01:35:13.479 Uh huh. They see these like woodland creatures and Austin goes, wait, 2085 01:35:13.680 --> 01:35:15.880 that's a dick for. And it's like like trying to 2086 01:35:15.920 --> 01:35:17.600 figure out where they are. He's like, that's a dick for. 2087 01:35:17.680 --> 01:35:19.279 That means we're in the you know, such and such 2088 01:35:19.279 --> 01:35:22.279 woods somewhere in the middle of the country. And Emma goes, 2089 01:35:22.319 --> 01:35:27.159 what's a dick for? And Austin says to pee with excellent. Excellent, 2090 01:35:27.840 --> 01:35:28.680 that's just good writing. 2091 01:35:31.359 --> 01:35:35.720 I have a comment about the costuming not on Emma 2092 01:35:35.800 --> 01:35:39.279 in Austin. When they're with Colonel Rambas. There's a bunch 2093 01:35:39.279 --> 01:35:42.680 of grunts, right yep. But Colonel Rhmbas and like it 2094 01:35:43.000 --> 01:35:44.159 seems like his his. 2095 01:35:44.319 --> 01:35:45.600 Age drill sergeants. 2096 01:35:45.720 --> 01:35:48.560 I think, yeah, are wearing something to distinguish them. They 2097 01:35:48.560 --> 01:35:54.880 are wearing these neon canary banana yellow dickies. 2098 01:35:55.600 --> 01:35:57.720 Yes, to me, they look like ascots. 2099 01:35:58.039 --> 01:36:00.880 They look like ascots, but they're not because they are 2100 01:36:01.520 --> 01:36:03.720 elastic gathered around their neck. 2101 01:36:04.359 --> 01:36:08.199 Yeah, yeah, I noticed that too. It is odd, it 2102 01:36:08.279 --> 01:36:12.399 is weird, it is ugly, it's very there's no military 2103 01:36:12.560 --> 01:36:13.840 use for it, no, like. 2104 01:36:13.800 --> 01:36:15.520 You know what I mean, except to draw attention to 2105 01:36:15.560 --> 01:36:17.800 yourself because you're wearing camouflage. Other than that, and then 2106 01:36:17.800 --> 01:36:21.359 one incredibly bright neon color that doesn't appear in nature like. 2107 01:36:21.279 --> 01:36:23.079 They don't appear to have any kind of like you know, 2108 01:36:23.159 --> 01:36:26.680 defense mechanism. These aren't going to deflect bullets from your neck. 2109 01:36:27.199 --> 01:36:28.079 No, not at all. 2110 01:36:28.119 --> 01:36:29.239 I don't know why they're wearing them. 2111 01:36:30.119 --> 01:36:32.000 I guess it's just to distinguish them. But then why 2112 01:36:32.000 --> 01:36:36.359 not just get them an actual like yellow scarf to 2113 01:36:36.399 --> 01:36:38.479 tie around their necks, like, I don't know whatever. 2114 01:36:38.600 --> 01:36:40.960 I also was like, I'm not realizing I don't really 2115 01:36:40.960 --> 01:36:43.840 know what military uniforms looked like in the eighties. Not really. 2116 01:36:43.920 --> 01:36:47.720 It's possible these are historically accurate, in which case what 2117 01:36:48.039 --> 01:36:51.279 queen is dressing our military. I need words. I need 2118 01:36:51.319 --> 01:36:54.560 to have words with them because you're doing it wrong. 2119 01:36:55.039 --> 01:36:57.720 Come on, if nothing else, our military should look chic. 2120 01:36:58.000 --> 01:36:59.600 Read the room, Read the room. 2121 01:37:00.319 --> 01:37:02.840 I only have one more, and it's a dumb like 2122 01:37:03.079 --> 01:37:06.359 film nerd joke, but it made me laugh. In the 2123 01:37:06.399 --> 01:37:09.399 Russian Guards outpost, in the one where Austin freeze emmit 2124 01:37:09.520 --> 01:37:11.920 and then they throw the grenade back. Yeah, that scene. 2125 01:37:12.239 --> 01:37:15.479 The in the outpost building, the Russian guards have posters 2126 01:37:15.560 --> 01:37:18.039 up like the walls, and they are posters for American 2127 01:37:18.119 --> 01:37:21.680 made Russian movies. So it's posters for Reds, which I 2128 01:37:21.680 --> 01:37:24.640 found very funny. Yeah, and for Doctor Ravago. 2129 01:37:24.760 --> 01:37:27.119 Yep, excellent. I saw that too. I thought that was cute. 2130 01:37:27.520 --> 01:37:29.520 I had one other thing that it just threw me 2131 01:37:29.560 --> 01:37:31.479 back to the eighties. It's such a small little thing. 2132 01:37:31.560 --> 01:37:33.920 In the very beginning, when we first meet Austin and 2133 01:37:33.960 --> 01:37:36.199 his asshole boss is yelling at him. He's like, clean 2134 01:37:36.279 --> 01:37:38.319 up your desk, and Austin just kind of like shoves 2135 01:37:38.359 --> 01:37:40.239 all the stuff on his desk into a drawer. One 2136 01:37:40.279 --> 01:37:44.880 of the things is a styrofoam McDonald's burger container. Yes, 2137 01:37:45.319 --> 01:37:48.800 and like I had simultaneously like, oh my god, that's 2138 01:37:48.840 --> 01:37:52.319 such a visceral memory when they used to give give 2139 01:37:52.359 --> 01:37:53.399 food in styrofoam. 2140 01:37:53.520 --> 01:37:53.800 Yeah. 2141 01:37:53.800 --> 01:37:55.640 And then also at the same time and this is 2142 01:37:55.640 --> 01:37:58.640 why the world is ending because it's covered in styrofoam. 2143 01:37:59.319 --> 01:38:01.319 Yeah. I didn't have the second party and we had 2144 01:38:01.359 --> 01:38:03.119 the first part. I had the nostalgia hit because he 2145 01:38:03.159 --> 01:38:05.720 also had a McDonald's like coffee cup on his on 2146 01:38:05.800 --> 01:38:08.439 his desk, and it was like that old logo from 2147 01:38:08.439 --> 01:38:12.359 like nineteen Anytime I see a logo from nineteen eight, 2148 01:38:12.439 --> 01:38:14.680 like the mid eighties in a movie or a TV show, 2149 01:38:14.720 --> 01:38:18.000 I get so happy, like totally there's such a like 2150 01:38:18.199 --> 01:38:21.680 true like endorphin hit to my brain when I get 2151 01:38:21.680 --> 01:38:23.039 one of those, when I see one of those, and. 2152 01:38:23.039 --> 01:38:25.000 It just makes me like it's it's what happens to 2153 01:38:25.000 --> 01:38:28.600 me when I see a tab Oh yes, yes, Erica. 2154 01:38:28.600 --> 01:38:30.600 How should we rank spies like us? 2155 01:38:30.920 --> 01:38:34.319 How about one to ten pentagon based improv troops. 2156 01:38:34.399 --> 01:38:36.439 Oh that we should have picked that up again. That 2157 01:38:36.520 --> 01:38:40.119 was good. That was good. It's something like the Five 2158 01:38:40.159 --> 01:38:43.319 Sides of Funny, something like that. 2159 01:38:44.000 --> 01:38:45.119 The Pentaga faws. 2160 01:38:45.279 --> 01:38:47.920 Oh I love going to a Pentagafaus show after a 2161 01:38:47.920 --> 01:38:48.760 long week of work. 2162 01:38:48.920 --> 01:38:52.039 Yes, ending those pentagavaws absolutely absolutely. 2163 01:38:52.079 --> 01:38:55.720 How about one to ten bewildering legendary cameos? 2164 01:38:56.000 --> 01:38:57.600 Yeah? Why stop at bb King? 2165 01:38:57.760 --> 01:38:58.840 Why stop it, Bob Hope? 2166 01:38:58.880 --> 01:39:00.079 Why not have Miles. 2167 01:39:03.399 --> 01:39:07.079 Gene Kelly just tap dances in the back? It's going on. 2168 01:39:07.199 --> 01:39:12.479 Abraham Lincoln is alive this? Yeah, who knew? One to 2169 01:39:12.520 --> 01:39:17.199 ten Soviet titsmigi the Russian Russian. 2170 01:39:16.920 --> 01:39:26.039 Ladies, headlights, laborche Jugs Ivanova jugs, Oh, jugs Ivanova is good? 2171 01:39:26.079 --> 01:39:31.399 But what if her name is actually Gazunga's Gorbachev fun bags, 2172 01:39:31.439 --> 01:39:40.079 roman Off, dirty pillows, Dostayevski boobs, Petrova. I like this one, 2173 01:39:41.800 --> 01:39:44.119 But how about one to ten bits that don't end? 2174 01:39:44.560 --> 01:39:46.800 For example, for example, we could keep going on that, 2175 01:39:46.840 --> 01:39:47.319 but we're. 2176 01:39:49.319 --> 01:39:50.720 How don't end? 2177 01:39:50.800 --> 01:39:53.079 Okay, okay, let's see this one. Should I? Shall I 2178 01:39:53.119 --> 01:39:55.039 go first this time? Or shall you you go first? 2179 01:39:55.079 --> 01:39:58.600 All right? Looking at this movie through the usual criteria, 2180 01:39:58.680 --> 01:40:01.880 which is as f as people of color, Colonel Rambus 2181 01:40:02.239 --> 01:40:04.840 is a black man. There's really three characters in the 2182 01:40:04.840 --> 01:40:07.079 movie that track the whole way, and even Karen enters 2183 01:40:07.119 --> 01:40:09.359 about halfway through, so it's really Emma and Austin and 2184 01:40:09.359 --> 01:40:12.439 then Karen for like the last fifty percent. And even 2185 01:40:12.479 --> 01:40:14.119 that's genero. She's not in it that much. 2186 01:40:14.640 --> 01:40:18.680 She's not. She's given stuff to do. She is I 2187 01:40:18.720 --> 01:40:21.880 would say Donna Dixon is a very lovely woman, but 2188 01:40:21.880 --> 01:40:24.399 perhaps not the greatest actress of a generation. I think 2189 01:40:24.439 --> 01:40:26.439 that's fair. So she doesn't do much with it. It's 2190 01:40:26.439 --> 01:40:27.279 a little bit wooden. 2191 01:40:27.319 --> 01:40:29.640 It's a little bit wooden she but they give the character. 2192 01:40:29.640 --> 01:40:33.359 The character is competent. The character is an excellent spy, right, 2193 01:40:33.399 --> 01:40:36.279 and she does things that prove that she's a good spy. 2194 01:40:36.399 --> 01:40:38.920 And you know, like when she first meets Chevy Chase 2195 01:40:38.960 --> 01:40:42.000 and she's trying to get her and her team out 2196 01:40:42.000 --> 01:40:44.079 of the problem they're in because they can't operate on him. 2197 01:40:44.479 --> 01:40:46.439 She's she's trying to make sure this guy's gonna operate 2198 01:40:46.479 --> 01:40:48.640 on them so she doesn't get caught, right, So, like, yeah, 2199 01:40:48.720 --> 01:40:52.159 the character gets stuff to do, which is great. Colonel 2200 01:40:52.239 --> 01:40:54.479 Rambas is the only like real speaking role for a 2201 01:40:54.479 --> 01:40:58.199 person of color. But the movie is populated with we think, 2202 01:40:59.199 --> 01:41:04.840 actual South Asian people. While they are in Pakistan, it 2203 01:41:04.920 --> 01:41:07.319 seems like perhaps real Russians while they're in Russia. 2204 01:41:08.399 --> 01:41:09.960 I actually doubt they're real Russians. 2205 01:41:10.000 --> 01:41:11.520 I'm just going by the names of the actors. They 2206 01:41:11.520 --> 01:41:14.359 could be American Russians, like I don't Russian Americans, I 2207 01:41:14.359 --> 01:41:19.279 should say, I don't know. But it's a fairly diverse 2208 01:41:19.359 --> 01:41:21.920 movie for nineteen eighty five, and like we said earlier, 2209 01:41:22.239 --> 01:41:25.119 it never gets offensive with the diversity. They never use 2210 01:41:25.199 --> 01:41:29.199 a diversity as an excuse to again get everybody who 2211 01:41:29.279 --> 01:41:31.239 is white into black or brown face. 2212 01:41:31.960 --> 01:41:35.439 I realized that this sounds like the bar is so low. Yeah, 2213 01:41:35.439 --> 01:41:37.279 when we say things like that, that's because it is. 2214 01:41:37.399 --> 01:41:38.960 But that's because it fucking is. 2215 01:41:40.119 --> 01:41:44.039 The bar is so low, you guys. Yes, the only 2216 01:41:44.119 --> 01:41:47.840 little moment of gay representation is truly progressive, and it 2217 01:41:48.399 --> 01:41:51.039 probably is, like you were saying, like, just the very 2218 01:41:51.079 --> 01:41:52.399 fact that those two men were going off in a 2219 01:41:52.439 --> 01:41:54.880 tent together was a joke in nineteen eighty five. But 2220 01:41:54.960 --> 01:41:57.279 I don't care because the movie doesn't pile onto. 2221 01:41:57.079 --> 01:42:00.359 It and maybe like not really Like honestly, there's like 2222 01:42:00.399 --> 01:42:03.399 a real undercurrent of progressivism through the whole film. Even 2223 01:42:03.479 --> 01:42:07.920 the message itself is excellent. Right, So probably not, And 2224 01:42:07.960 --> 01:42:11.239 it probably was intentional of like, let's have gay people 2225 01:42:11.239 --> 01:42:13.399 in this movie, not make fun of them and just 2226 01:42:13.439 --> 01:42:14.159 show them as. 2227 01:42:14.039 --> 01:42:15.319 Like normal people. 2228 01:42:15.520 --> 01:42:18.600 Yes, yeah, part part of the part of the fucking team. 2229 01:42:18.960 --> 01:42:22.560 So overall, when I was going into this movie, I 2230 01:42:22.600 --> 01:42:26.840 was very concerned. Yeah, I would say it aged way 2231 01:42:26.880 --> 01:42:29.439 better than I was expecting. Did it age perfectly? 2232 01:42:29.960 --> 01:42:30.000 Know? 2233 01:42:30.640 --> 01:42:34.039 Like, are all of those Pakistani people just set dressing 2234 01:42:34.079 --> 01:42:37.800 basically for the movie? Yes? Are the are the rebel 2235 01:42:37.840 --> 01:42:42.600 freedom fighters a bit? You know? First thought? Absolutely, Like, 2236 01:42:42.640 --> 01:42:44.399 I'm not trying to give too much credit here, but 2237 01:42:45.039 --> 01:42:48.159 I don't think the movie is offensive in any way. 2238 01:42:49.520 --> 01:42:52.880 Do I think it totally succeeds as a comedy? Also, No, 2239 01:42:53.960 --> 01:42:56.439 but that's not what we're judging here. We're judging aging. 2240 01:42:56.640 --> 01:42:58.920 So I don't want to give it too much credit, 2241 01:42:59.319 --> 01:43:01.760 but I want to give it you little credit either. Yeah, 2242 01:43:01.920 --> 01:43:06.000 I'm gonna say maybe a six for aging. Yeah, I 2243 01:43:06.119 --> 01:43:08.680 will give it a six out of ten. Bits that 2244 01:43:08.720 --> 01:43:12.079 don't end and in the spirit of our ranking system. 2245 01:43:12.239 --> 01:43:14.560 I will end here and ask you what you think. 2246 01:43:14.640 --> 01:43:18.119 Hahah Yeah, I'm kind of with you on that. By 2247 01:43:18.119 --> 01:43:19.880 the way, while you were talking, I was looking up 2248 01:43:19.880 --> 01:43:22.079 where this movie was filmed, because I'm like, really, obviously 2249 01:43:22.079 --> 01:43:26.119 can't really film in Russia in nineteen eighty six, and 2250 01:43:26.159 --> 01:43:29.000 it's filmed in Norway. Is where they film the Russian 2251 01:43:29.039 --> 01:43:32.680 scenes and the Sahara as Pakistan because Pakistan guessing also 2252 01:43:32.720 --> 01:43:36.119 would have been a slightly dicey situation har filming wise. 2253 01:43:36.880 --> 01:43:40.399 So in terms of like whether or not the people 2254 01:43:40.399 --> 01:43:42.880 in the background in the Pakistan scenes are actual people 2255 01:43:42.920 --> 01:43:46.479 from Pakistan, probably not. They're probably locals from the Sahara. 2256 01:43:46.560 --> 01:43:50.920 I'm not sure quite where they when Wikipedia says that, 2257 01:43:50.960 --> 01:43:53.720 but I'm guessing it's like Northern Africans or just in 2258 01:43:53.760 --> 01:43:56.880 the background of that scene, like locals. I don't mind it. 2259 01:43:57.000 --> 01:43:59.399 You know, gives local people work, which is nice, It 2260 01:43:59.439 --> 01:44:02.159 doesn't it No one has made fun of No one 2261 01:44:02.239 --> 01:44:07.079 is like it's they never make a joke about Pakistani people, how. 2262 01:44:07.000 --> 01:44:09.319 Backwards they are. Food weird. 2263 01:44:09.439 --> 01:44:12.319 Yeah, that seems like such a like low hanging fruit, 2264 01:44:12.439 --> 01:44:15.359 low hanging fruit. There's always a food joke. There's always 2265 01:44:15.359 --> 01:44:17.319 one right where they're like, do you like what you're eating? 2266 01:44:17.359 --> 01:44:20.520 It's monkey testicles and everyone spits up or whatever, or they. 2267 01:44:20.439 --> 01:44:22.439 Eat something it's too spicy, a diarrhea. 2268 01:44:22.640 --> 01:44:26.760 Yeah that's and they don't do any of that. I 2269 01:44:26.880 --> 01:44:29.000 made this joke earlier, but there is maybe something to 2270 01:44:29.000 --> 01:44:34.279 be said about like war movies written by Canadians. They're 2271 01:44:34.319 --> 01:44:35.520 just a gentler people. 2272 01:44:35.439 --> 01:44:37.079 Yea than we are. 2273 01:44:38.359 --> 01:44:43.319 And so yeah, I really like the progressive streak that 2274 01:44:43.359 --> 01:44:46.079 goes through this movie. Now you were right as a movie. 2275 01:44:46.159 --> 01:44:48.119 Normally when we rank these movies, I'm always like, well, 2276 01:44:48.119 --> 01:44:50.479 it doesn't age well, but it's fucking awesome. Yeah, this 2277 01:44:50.560 --> 01:44:53.840 is the opposite. It actually ages very well. I think 2278 01:44:53.960 --> 01:44:56.119 it ages beautifully in a way because there's there is 2279 01:44:56.119 --> 01:44:59.359 there's like effortless diversity in the film too, right, you have, 2280 01:44:59.520 --> 01:45:03.600 you have people of color, you have which you know, 2281 01:45:04.439 --> 01:45:07.640 you have women. I can't tell if it passes the 2282 01:45:07.640 --> 01:45:10.000 Bechdel test because the Russian women speak and Russian to 2283 01:45:10.039 --> 01:45:14.000 each other, but neither of them were named, so it 2284 01:45:14.039 --> 01:45:16.239 doesn't pass the Bechdel test. It only only has one 2285 01:45:16.560 --> 01:45:20.720 female role, so that's not great. But like I said, 2286 01:45:20.720 --> 01:45:23.880 it has this like very beautiful anti war message. It 2287 01:45:23.920 --> 01:45:26.359 has this very beautiful like let's all get together and 2288 01:45:26.399 --> 01:45:28.720 like have a good time, just fucking chill. 2289 01:45:28.760 --> 01:45:31.319 Everyone just take this and all get rid of our 2290 01:45:31.359 --> 01:45:32.560 nuclear arms and then we're good. 2291 01:45:32.640 --> 01:45:34.800 How about that? How about we do that? So it 2292 01:45:35.439 --> 01:45:39.920 has all of that. However, it's not fun to watch. 2293 01:45:40.000 --> 01:45:42.199 I don't think like it's it goes on too long. 2294 01:45:42.560 --> 01:45:45.000 The jokes are so old timy at this point that 2295 01:45:45.119 --> 01:45:48.119 like they're just not funny. You've seen them all a 2296 01:45:48.119 --> 01:45:52.000 million times. The timing for me is just off, like 2297 01:45:52.439 --> 01:45:54.520 a lot of the jokes are unless it's like a 2298 01:45:54.640 --> 01:45:58.640 quick like pitter pattern kind of like wordplay joke, like 2299 01:45:58.720 --> 01:46:00.720 all in the fall flat does? It all kind of 2300 01:46:00.760 --> 01:46:03.640 falls a little flat. So I wouldn't necessarily recommend seeing it, 2301 01:46:03.720 --> 01:46:05.800 if I'm being honest, if you haven't seen it already. 2302 01:46:06.199 --> 01:46:08.600 But it does age well. So if you love this 2303 01:46:08.720 --> 01:46:10.880 movie when you were a kid, yeah, it may have 2304 01:46:11.000 --> 01:46:13.359 informed your worldview a little bit, and like that's a 2305 01:46:13.399 --> 01:46:15.319 good thing. I think that in the end is a 2306 01:46:15.359 --> 01:46:18.119 net positive. So I'm gonna give it a seven for 2307 01:46:18.319 --> 01:46:20.560 aging well. I think it is, like I'm gonna take 2308 01:46:20.560 --> 01:46:23.199 off points for not having enough female roles for kind 2309 01:46:23.239 --> 01:46:26.960 of objectifying Titsmigee Soviet Tits McGee, even though I am 2310 01:46:26.960 --> 01:46:28.000 now objectifying her. 2311 01:46:28.159 --> 01:46:29.119 We're being funny about it. 2312 01:46:29.239 --> 01:46:34.680 We're being ironic and so like, there is that, but like, 2313 01:46:35.199 --> 01:46:39.000 but given the time the movie was made, what the 2314 01:46:39.039 --> 01:46:41.600 movie is about, and the fact and who made it, Yeah, 2315 01:46:41.720 --> 01:46:45.680 like aka dudes, comedy dudes, it could have gone so 2316 01:46:45.760 --> 01:46:48.920 much off the cliff and it didn't. It's it's it's 2317 01:46:49.279 --> 01:46:51.920 very it's a very nice movie, agreed, you know, it's 2318 01:46:51.960 --> 01:46:54.000 like it's nice. Ye, So yeah, I'll get to give 2319 01:46:54.000 --> 01:46:56.600 it a seven, and then I'm I'm gonna offer a 2320 01:46:56.640 --> 01:47:01.159 palate cleansercause I'm like, eh, so John made a lot 2321 01:47:01.199 --> 01:47:04.079 of movies that are like shaggy and maybe don't even 2322 01:47:04.119 --> 01:47:05.680 age well, and some of them I have to rewatch, 2323 01:47:05.720 --> 01:47:06.920 and I feel like we should do it on this 2324 01:47:06.960 --> 01:47:09.680 show at some point because like Three Amigos is one 2325 01:47:09.680 --> 01:47:12.319 of my favorite movies growing up, I am not sure 2326 01:47:12.359 --> 01:47:15.279 at age as well, So I hesitate, Okay, it is 2327 01:47:15.319 --> 01:47:20.039 about white people in Mexico. Great, yeah, and now it 2328 01:47:20.039 --> 01:47:22.640 has Steve Martin and Martin short in it, so I'll 2329 01:47:22.680 --> 01:47:26.279 even get I'll get a little racism, yeah, frankly, but 2330 01:47:26.399 --> 01:47:29.199 I don't know exactly how it ages, so I don't 2331 01:47:29.199 --> 01:47:31.920 want to recommend that one. Same thing with Blues Brothers. 2332 01:47:31.960 --> 01:47:34.039 It's been a minute, but I do actually really love 2333 01:47:34.079 --> 01:47:39.560 Blues Brothers. So I'm gonna give a tentative if you 2334 01:47:39.600 --> 01:47:43.279 want a good, funny John Landis movie, Right, I can't 2335 01:47:43.279 --> 01:47:45.279 tell you if they age well, but I can tell 2336 01:47:45.319 --> 01:47:49.359 you these are funnier. Three Amigos or Blues Brothers would 2337 01:47:49.359 --> 01:47:50.520 be the ones I would go to. 2338 01:47:51.159 --> 01:47:53.159 I have a similar thought. I was trying to think 2339 01:47:53.159 --> 01:47:55.520 of an eighties spy comedy that I thought that I 2340 01:47:55.520 --> 01:47:59.279 thought was funnier, and I went with Jumping Jack Flash. Oh, Yes, 2341 01:47:59.399 --> 01:48:02.840 which is which, for my money, was a funnier movie. 2342 01:48:02.880 --> 01:48:04.560 I laughed a lot more on Jumping Jackflash. 2343 01:48:04.680 --> 01:48:06.960 Yes I did too. Yeah, you know what's funny is 2344 01:48:07.000 --> 01:48:10.439 Jumping Jackflash was also shaggy, like this movie is so shaggy. 2345 01:48:10.680 --> 01:48:12.800 But when you put Whoopy Goldberg in the center of 2346 01:48:12.840 --> 01:48:15.560 something versus when you put Chevy Chase in the center 2347 01:48:15.600 --> 01:48:18.039 of something, yep, that's where your mayallage will vary. Because 2348 01:48:18.039 --> 01:48:22.199 Whoopy Goldberg to us is a charisma machine, agreed and 2349 01:48:22.439 --> 01:48:25.479 eminently watchable, whereas we both have very limited patients for 2350 01:48:25.560 --> 01:48:26.239 Chevy Chain. 2351 01:48:26.199 --> 01:48:30.800 Very limited Chevy Chase patience. All right, so everyone listening, 2352 01:48:30.880 --> 01:48:33.199 That is the end of our show. You can follow 2353 01:48:33.279 --> 01:48:35.119 us on social media. We are on Threads, we are 2354 01:48:35.119 --> 01:48:37.279 on Blue Sky, we are on Instagram. If you want 2355 01:48:37.279 --> 01:48:39.039 to know what our monthly themes are in advance and 2356 01:48:39.039 --> 01:48:41.159 want to request films on that theme, you gotta do 2357 01:48:41.199 --> 01:48:43.880 on Instagram. It's the only place we take those requests. 2358 01:48:44.359 --> 01:48:45.880 We have a tea public shop. We'd love for you 2359 01:48:45.920 --> 01:48:47.680 to visit it. We would love it if you'd leave 2360 01:48:47.680 --> 01:48:49.880 a five star review on Apple Podcasts or on any 2361 01:48:49.920 --> 01:48:52.720 podcasting platform that you use. If you do that, just 2362 01:48:52.800 --> 01:48:55.800 like Kelsey NC and putting the fun in refund from 2363 01:48:55.800 --> 01:48:58.039 the top of this episode, let us know you did it. 2364 01:48:58.199 --> 01:48:59.680 I'll send you at that Age Well tope back to 2365 01:48:59.680 --> 01:49:01.560 say thank you. And if you thought I don't know 2366 01:49:01.560 --> 01:49:03.279 how to do that well, there is a link in 2367 01:49:03.319 --> 01:49:05.479 the show notes of this very episode that will take 2368 01:49:05.479 --> 01:49:07.960 you to rate this podcast dot com slash do age 2369 01:49:08.000 --> 01:49:10.279 well and it will give you instructions. 2370 01:49:10.439 --> 01:49:13.479 That Aged Well is produced and edited by Paul Keola. 2371 01:49:13.920 --> 01:49:17.119 We would like to thank Shannon, Christy, Laurie, Michelle, Heather 2372 01:49:17.199 --> 01:49:20.960 Danielle Camille, Nicole, Lavender, and some people whose names do 2373 01:49:21.000 --> 01:49:24.760 not appear on their social media profiles. Frankly, good for you. Yeah, 2374 01:49:24.760 --> 01:49:27.920 but thank you also for requesting spies like us. Thank 2375 01:49:27.960 --> 01:49:29.680 you for reaching out for letting us know what you 2376 01:49:29.720 --> 01:49:31.680 want to hear. If you want to have a say 2377 01:49:31.720 --> 01:49:34.479 in the topics we discuss, you can join our patreon. 2378 01:49:35.000 --> 01:49:38.159 Every patron gets to vote in an exclusive monthly poll 2379 01:49:38.239 --> 01:49:41.199 to determine one of our subjects. So head on over 2380 01:49:41.239 --> 01:49:44.880 to patreon dot com slash that aged Well podcast to 2381 01:49:45.039 --> 01:49:45.800 find out more. 2382 01:49:45.960 --> 01:49:48.479 It's so fun on the Patreon, it really is. Yeah, 2383 01:49:48.560 --> 01:49:50.640 And usually this is a spot where we would thank 2384 01:49:50.680 --> 01:49:52.439 a patron. And we do have some patrons who are 2385 01:49:52.479 --> 01:49:54.079 ore thanks, but some of them are very shy. 2386 01:49:54.199 --> 01:49:55.279 They don't want to be thanks, they. 2387 01:49:55.159 --> 01:49:56.760 Don't want to they don't want their names set. They're 2388 01:49:56.800 --> 01:49:59.479 very shy, So we were thanking them anonymously. 2389 01:49:59.640 --> 01:50:02.479 Oh wait a minute. If you want to be faked, 2390 01:50:02.479 --> 01:50:04.079 but you just don't want us to say your name, 2391 01:50:04.279 --> 01:50:06.119 you don't have to say your name. Yeah, give us 2392 01:50:06.119 --> 01:50:08.239 a fake name. Yeah, give us the name of your 2393 01:50:08.239 --> 01:50:11.640 sworn enemy. Oh and have us you know what you 2394 01:50:11.760 --> 01:50:15.000 know what? Have us roast them. Yeah, instead of thanking 2395 01:50:15.039 --> 01:50:17.199 you have us roast someone you don't like. 2396 01:50:17.319 --> 01:50:20.560 You know that that dick from the office, Jerry who 2397 01:50:20.600 --> 01:50:21.239 you are? Yeh? 2398 01:50:21.920 --> 01:50:22.680 Give u Jerry. 2399 01:50:22.760 --> 01:50:25.079 Give us a little info on Jerry and we will 2400 01:50:25.399 --> 01:50:27.239 tear him a new one. For you, we. 2401 01:50:27.199 --> 01:50:28.159 Will roast someone. 2402 01:50:28.199 --> 01:50:30.199 Listen, we won't even do any character. We'll do it 2403 01:50:30.199 --> 01:50:30.479 as us. 2404 01:50:30.479 --> 01:50:32.920 If you put a lot of positivity out into the 2405 01:50:32.920 --> 01:50:34.800 world with this podcast, we really do. We try to 2406 01:50:34.880 --> 01:50:37.279 keep things positive. We try to keep things We try 2407 01:50:37.279 --> 01:50:39.760 to like instill people with our values, which are generally 2408 01:50:39.800 --> 01:50:42.319 positive values. But you know what I feel like, Karmicle, 2409 01:50:42.880 --> 01:50:45.359 We we're good. We can swing the other way a 2410 01:50:45.399 --> 01:50:47.279 little bit if you want, we can do some negative. 2411 01:50:47.479 --> 01:50:49.159 In fact, if we have thanked you and you need 2412 01:50:49.239 --> 01:50:50.479 us to roast someone, let us help. 2413 01:50:50.520 --> 01:50:52.439 Oh, let us roast that bitch for you. 2414 01:50:52.479 --> 01:50:54.880 We have anger that we're suppressing to sound this happy. 2415 01:50:55.039 --> 01:50:58.039 Yeah, one hundred percent, we are miserable. Let us let 2416 01:50:58.079 --> 01:51:03.479 us let us feed into that, let us live or 2417 01:51:03.640 --> 01:51:07.520 also if you want to be thanks sincerely and beautifully 2418 01:51:07.640 --> 01:51:09.119 and then feel free to do that as well. 2419 01:51:09.760 --> 01:51:13.680 Erica, any final thoughts on spies like us, No, Paul. 2420 01:51:13.479 --> 01:51:15.079 I have no thoughts on this movie, but if you'll 2421 01:51:15.079 --> 01:51:17.520 excuse me, I'm going to go load up my freedom, 2422 01:51:17.800 --> 01:51:21.880 my freedom boat with freedom. No. I'm trying to think 2423 01:51:21.880 --> 01:51:29.680 of what we could call guns now ejaculators, freedom, freedom, ejaculate, 2424 01:51:29.760 --> 01:51:33.880 freedom peniss. I'm gonna load up my freedom penis with 2425 01:51:34.079 --> 01:51:36.159 its freedom seeds. 2426 01:51:36.279 --> 01:51:38.399 I have to go wash my eyes and ears. 2427 01:51:38.560 --> 01:51:49.439 I have to move to Canada and the there's only 2428 01:51:49.560 --> 01:51:52.079 one woman left and three men because we have Austin 2429 01:51:52.199 --> 01:51:55.359 to Russian dudes, and the built like a ship brick house, 2430 01:51:55.680 --> 01:51:59.479 hot lady, a brit shikhouse. 2431 01:51:59.720 --> 01:52:00.600 We sit it wrong