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Speaker 1: The Johnson Wax Program.

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Speaker 2: The makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's Self Polishing blow

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Coat presents Marian and Jim Jordan as Pepper McGee and

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Mulleys with Donald Novis, the Four Notes and Billy Mails Orchestra.

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The show opens with Hallelujah. Attention car owners, Another new

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labor saving product is now offered to you by the

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makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's Self Polishing glow coat.

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The name of this new product is Johnson's carn U

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c r n U. It's a double action cleaner and

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wax polish all in one. The job it does is

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little less than miraculous. Carne saves your time and work.

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You simply can't compare its fast action with the old

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difficult methods of car polishing. If your car is now foggy,

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streaked and dirty, con you will quickly take away all

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the ugly film give it a dazzling mirror like polish

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that will amaze you. This new double duty liquid polish

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goes on in a hurry, dries almost immediately to a

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white powder. Wipe off the powder with a clean cloth,

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and there stands your car with a dazzling wax polish

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a car your family will be proud to ride in.

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You can easily do the job in an hour, and

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believe me, you'll call it an hour well spent. Con

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you both cleans and wax polishes in one simple operation.

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Buy a can of Johnson's Carn You without delay, at

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a filling station, auto supply store, garage, or from your

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regular wax dealer. You'll soon be saying with thousands of

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car owners, your car looks like new when you use

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carn You.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 2: Fibber has run out of cigars and has persuaded Molly

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to walk downtown with him to replenish his supplies. And

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here walking along at the corner of fourteen adult streets,

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Wistful Vista, Wait Fire.

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Speaker 1: Fibber McGhee and Molly. I still don't know why we

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didn't take the car, dearie. Seventy days we've hardly used it. Oh,

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I know. I think it's a good idea now, man, Molly,

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to walk along the streets of your own town.

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Speaker 2: What's good about it?

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Speaker 1: Mord brings you closer to things. It gives you the

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common touch.

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Speaker 3: Hey, buddy, can you spare a time for a cup

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of coffee?

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Speaker 4: The common touch.

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of a little bit sort of short of change.

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But here's a Nicholas.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'll get a demmy tsye, thanks Bom.

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Speaker 1: But he I don't think he really wanted coffee. His

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nose was off of red those your uncle Dennis's. Look

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at all the black coffee he has to drink? May

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I love?

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Speaker 4: You know, Dearie, this my uncle Dennis's.

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Speaker 1: As he told them, you got something there, I'll the tea.

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That guy ever drunk wood in total half of pine. Well,

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I remember one night I looked out the wind and

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seen him peeking into the mailbox down to the corner.

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And you know what he was saying.

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Speaker 5: What was he saying?

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Speaker 1: He was saying, come on, come on out and fight

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Jim Farley.

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Speaker 4: Well he shouldn't have done that, you know, mister Farley

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twice as.

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Speaker 1: Big as Uncle Dennis. I just mentioned. Oh there's Harper Wilcox. Hi, Harper.

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Oh where are you going in such a hurry, mister Wilcox.

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I'm going out to buy some fireworks. Fireworks? What's your hurry?

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Why fourth did July five weeks away?

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Speaker 2: I know it, but I always start early, you see,

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I give fire crackers this premiums low my johnson wax customers.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I suppose the idea is the Johnson's wax just

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that you bang up job.

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Speaker 2: Yes, sir, but not only that. It emphasizes the fact

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that Johnson's wax saves so much time and trouble for

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a housewife that every day.

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Speaker 1: Is Independence day. Well, I'll see lair, folks. I gotta hurry,

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smart guy harpo. I hope our sponsors notice the boom

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in our summer business. Careful crossing the street here, Molly better,

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let me take your arm before some truck driver takes

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your leg. Say you just take care of yourself.

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Speaker 4: Heard, Remember the time you get your heel caught in

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the car tracks.

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Speaker 1: You held up traffic for four hours. It would have

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been longer than that if some genius hadn't suggested I

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take my shoe off.

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Speaker 6: Ho there, Johnny hold d want to buy some homemade

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peanut brittle.

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Speaker 1: It's nutty but nice. No, thank you drill today hee,

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She says, No, we don't want any old timer personally.

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I hate to lose dignity by arguing with a hunk

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of candy, but it never agrees with me. That's pretty good, Johnny, But.

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Speaker 5: That ain't the way I heit it.

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Speaker 1: Way I hate it, one fella says to the other fella.

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Speaker 6: See, I just great an article that says the human

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body is sixty five percent water.

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Speaker 1: Wonderful new who's hated? Sure, Rance, says Ttherfeller.

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Speaker 6: Next time I want to play poker with the boys,

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I can sneak out through the hydrant. Well, say you

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don't want any peanut brittle kids kind of like it myself.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little deaf, and with this stuff, I can

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always tell.

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Speaker 5: When I'm through eating.

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Speaker 1: Well, so I'm Johnny, goodbye daughter.

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Speaker 6: Nice fresh peanut brittle monkey wrench with everybody to tighten

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the nuts.

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Speaker 4: Yes, oh McGhee, Look, huh isn't that the sweetest pair

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of shoes in the window. Those beach plogs with a

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platform souls see.

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Speaker 1: I like to get a pair of them myself. I'm

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so short that whenever I go to the beach, I

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can't see anything. Oh hi, don Well, hello feb and Molly,

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where are you bound for?

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Speaker 4: We're going down to the cigar star mister Novah and McGee.

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Speaker 1: Has run out of cigars.

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Speaker 2: I don't blame him if I smoke the kind of

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cigars he does i'd run out two.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he was blowing smok rings last summer up the

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lake and they're still using four.

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Speaker 1: Of them for light preservers. Ain't so. I understand he

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sold three of them for the fire department for horse collars.

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Now listen here, you two just because I have a

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guy can't why don't you sing something?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm going to I'm going to sing I'm building

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a sailboat of green.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's fine on, folks, Donald nova sing. I do.

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Speaker 4: Wait a minute, my dear, do you hear them? They're

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the next tray out straight stiffer.

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Speaker 1: We're all about it's not not for me? An extra extra?

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What's it all about? But I can't understand the word

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you say?

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Speaker 7: Of course you can't, you don't, but you courd We

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wouldn't sny papers.

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Speaker 1: I'll take one boy, okay, lady? Thanks extra extreme? All

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about it? Extra? What's you say? Molly?

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Speaker 4: Heavenly d A big prison break prison? Five desperate criminals

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escape from Wistful Vista Penitentiary. Citizens are worn to be

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on guard against convicts beliefs still lurking.

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Speaker 1: In this vicinity. You can't blame him much after being

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cooped up all those years. They just wanted to get

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out and take a little lurk around. You are nervous,

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are you, Molly? Well, I am a little Nova's mister nervous.

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Or I mean.

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Speaker 5: With all them convicts.

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Speaker 4: Loose and all, I'm not sure a lot of back

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door and I know.

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Speaker 1: I let me diamond ring on the dressing table.

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Speaker 4: Say, I better hurry home, hurry back as soon as

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you get your cigar series.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Molly, he's kind of upset at that. Donald, I

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better get down to the cigar store. How do you

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want to go into this number colder with a fancy

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build up. Well, my agent told me, folks, Donald Novaus sings,

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I'm building a sailboat of dreams shipyard effects by Billy

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Mills Vegas Don.

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Speaker 8: What gon and Lom slumbers, I'm billing a sport of

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dream It's star of nor was my se radop. Now

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I'm building the same for off.

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Speaker 5: Day day.

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Speaker 1: The same way, and find you.

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Speaker 5: Saw where my job.

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Speaker 1: But kill.

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Speaker 8: Or come to till the day I find you five f.

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Speaker 1: Tiling the same for or come.

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Speaker 8: You Whicky built me?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I don't know the singing. I'm building a sailboat of greens.

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Don you sung that so beautifully. I bet ran a

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dry dock in the house. Well, I better get them

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cigars and hurry home. Molly's probably Molly's probably gone of

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nervous coming of skates. Walk some Sorry, I didn't see

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you coming. Look where you go? There go roller skating?

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We got everybody bumping into it.

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Speaker 5: Why leim me bye?

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Speaker 1: Okay, ain't you a little old and riddled to be

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zipping around on them bungying buicks.

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Speaker 4: I don't know about that shorty that if he's been

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training for next weekend training.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a goalie on the hockey team, and jolly Jimmy,

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why heat down for the hockey team is that I

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can just hear the sizzle and that red hot mama

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hits the ice. Oh hi, Harple, Why see you got

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your fire crackers? Yeah as well, assortment's too, let's stay him.

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Oh they're just ordinary fire crackers. I guess I told

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you what.

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Speaker 2: I wanted them for. You see, whenever I start to

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tell one of my customers about carn, you say, super,

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get your face out of this bank with a light

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of cigar.

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Speaker 8: Okay, harfle Well.

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Speaker 1: When I talk to my customers about carn, you I

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say carn You. That remarkable new Johnson product.

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Speaker 2: Is as easy to apply as a match to a

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bunch of firecracks.

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Speaker 1: Must have dropped the sparkans. You know they've exploded. They've

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exploded the old theory.

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Speaker 2: That you have to wear yourself out to get a

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beautiful polish on your car. Why nothing, Annoise annoy is

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a car owner more than a.

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Speaker 1: Dingy, dusty car.

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Speaker 2: And with carn You, everyone reports reports that is sensationally

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easy to use. You've got to apply Johnson's Carnue over

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the clean surface of your car, and bingo, bingo.

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Speaker 1: There's your car with a cleaning sales room wax polish.

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Speaker 2: I'd tell you, folks, Johnson's carn You is destined to

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be the most popular pop pop popular automobile polish on

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the market. Excuse me where I gotta run back again

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some more fire records.

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Speaker 1: I think he's the guy who used to tell me

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I'd get fished some day for shooting off my mouth

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inside the city limits. Oh here's a cigar store. Oh hi, Maury,

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are you stocked up on them old McGee smoke roots?

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You have still oined me for the last hundred cigars McGhee. Okay,

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how much a dollar? A quarter? Dollar a quarter? Okay,

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here you are, give me another two hundred. Say to

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hear about them convicts escaping? What they do? Dig a tunnel?

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They try that and gave it top.

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Speaker 9: They dug a tunnel five hundred feet long and came

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up in the first National Bank.

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Speaker 1: None of them had an account there, so they had

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to go back, too bad. Two hundred feet thousand. They

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had come up in the laundry and made a clean getaway.

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I understand they're pretty tough characters, amoury now.

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Speaker 9: I guess so at least they didn't post no cops

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in the woods in case they're stopping to.

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Speaker 8: Pig my flowers.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of wild bars, I hope these cigars are as

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strong as my last one. You got them ready for me?

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More sure? Will you take them with your shall I

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give him the head dress and let them walk over.

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That's okay, let them walk over, but you better wait

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till dark. All they got on is the rappers might

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not be a bad idea. That's the very home and

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keep an eye on things. I guess they're better go

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you m oh my, huppy, Hey, what are you doing

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in front of a cigar store? This ain't one of

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your hangouts, is it uppy? Mister McGee? Please? What a

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hollid insinuation.

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Speaker 7: I was merely walking past on my way to the

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ladies club. We have the hurting for that annual please,

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and I am paying the title rule.

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Speaker 1: Well, what is it this year? Ruppy dead end? Oh?

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I know, I'll bet you do the watch Boss with

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and angels dirty face?

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Speaker 7: Oh not at all, listen McGee, no, no, no, we

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are there drinking snow flakes.

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Speaker 1: And the sixth Dwarf seven Dwarfs. Wasn't it uppy? Yes?

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Speaker 7: Yes, but when the missus Bingham Boyt is simply refuse

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to play the proper stepee, we can't understand it. Glad

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it has always been so willing before.

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Speaker 1: Well maybe she didn't think the partner's start enough for her.

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So you're going to be snow white? Are you huffy?

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What are you going to do for a glass coffee?

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Speaker 7: Ooh that's very simple, really, mister sneak, And the dedicates

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is loaning us a glass shop case?

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Speaker 1: Do I do?

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Speaker 7: Hope I should be able to go through with it

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until the Prince rescues me. It's simply weeks of ham

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you know.

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Speaker 5: Who the friend.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, the showcase. Well I must be getting

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on though.

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Speaker 7: Oh it's quite warm, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll say it is hupp if I don't know

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two dollar pistols. I kind of worked up for sweatingself.

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Speaker 7: Please, let's make a gentleman. Never horses sweat, Men to

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fire and women glue, And I simply must be knowing.

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Speaker 1: I doing good, Old Uffy tell of them, But women

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remind me of a dollar alarm clock. Well of good work,

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sound awful busy and never quite on time. Oh see,

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what was I gonna do here? Where's for screamsake? Isa?

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What are you doing standing around on the street like

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a fragrant without any home? Just come downtown to get

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some cigars? Make But I gotta go right back home. Say,

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I'm just meeting mister Willscotts down the street. Oh you did, eh? Sure?

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Speaker 9: And he's having a big bag full of fire crackles,

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tar poodles, pin whizzles, skylackets and Roman kandas.

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Speaker 1: Day he's going to set a bright.

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Speaker 9: In the declaration of independent push a little primum shortly.

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Speaker 1: Isn't he? Oh he's giving them away for premiums. You're

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going away for the fourth night, No Fizzer, I think.

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Speaker 9: I'm staying here because my little boy Demetrios is being

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personally selected to make a recitationimum of a patriotic poetry.

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Speaker 1: What they gonna recite? Nick?

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Speaker 9: The recitation he's going to give is a very famous poetry,

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which the name of it is being the middle of

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the night drive of Paul Revolver.

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Speaker 1: It is going something like this.

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Speaker 9: Listen, my squeeges and get the lord of a man

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who is galloping down the road.

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Speaker 1: Never mind, Nick, I'm familiar with that pall when I

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gotta get home. Morley's worried about them escape.

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Speaker 9: Cont they Oh but Fizzer, every good United States of

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America citizens should have some refreshments for his memory of

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this great poetry.

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Speaker 1: One if by.

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Speaker 9: Land, and two if by sea, and three if by railroad,

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It's okay with me. Hardly a man is now alive,

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and if he is, he's more than seventy five. Who

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remembers that famie post day and years safe phistle? Would

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you like a glass of beans?

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Speaker 1: No tanks, Nick, I told you I had to hurry

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home because.

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Speaker 9: One for the money and two for the show. And

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Paul Revolver was ready to go. When he hung up

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a signal in the steeple and Paul was watching. He

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was pretty smart.

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Speaker 1: People, Please, Nick, I can't do every middle.

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Speaker 9: Sized village in farm. The red Skins are coming. He

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gave the alarm. It's a good thing he did too,

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and would be just too bad. And George Washington is

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the first president we ever had. Oh that is a

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wonderful poetry vision. And it is teaching us a big

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lesson too. That horseback rides is just going to show

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that there has been more than one patriotic canter in

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our history.

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Speaker 1: More than one patriotic Take it.

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Speaker 10: John was work from the Lord creaked the God through

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said full land. He got on the ship and he

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tried to get away, and he ran through the dorm.

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In the middle of the seat was a hardy made

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the way of Justin Rose.

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Speaker 1: OHI. The ship began to think, and they all began

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to cry.

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Speaker 10: The day close on Jonah out of the home, and

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the junks them in the water, just to light enough

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to loose not the Lord.

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Speaker 1: Made the whale long and wide. Lord Lord, wasn't that

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a fish? And he swallowed up Jonahs hair, And high Lord.

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Speaker 10: Lord, wasn't that official.

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Speaker 1: Jonah sta pray in the.

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Speaker 10: Valley of the whale.

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Speaker 8: Lord Lord, wasn't that a bit?

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Speaker 10: He repented out of sense like a man in jail.

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Lord he Lord, wasn't a.

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Speaker 8: Jonah.

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Speaker 10: Must have been a bad man, must have been a senner?

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Thy Lord, wasn't that official?

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Speaker 1: When the whale got him down? He didn't like the dinner?

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Speaker 10: Lord Lord, wasn't that a fish? Rather, he swam around

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the ocean sink because me? But Lord wasn't that offense.

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After three days, Whoopy had to set him free, Lord Lording.

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It wasn't outfit the Jonah.

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Speaker 1: O Lord, wasn't that a fit?

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Speaker 10: And he went on to paging micro vices. Man o,

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Lord Lord, wasn't that and seeple princesses when hurt him

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in the town? Lord Lord, wasn't that offa when's your

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hear the top of toll?

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Speaker 1: Don't you turn the gospel down side?

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Speaker 10: The lesson of the gospel?

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Speaker 1: Tail?

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Speaker 8: I'm Jonah.

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Speaker 1: And the way kids, folks. That was the four notes

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singing Joan and the whale, and they swam and they

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swam back over the There was another seafood opera, Sweet Believes.

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One of this part was May's Got all the doors barricaded,

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and this point in my shotgun up the chimney. I

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wish he wasn't that must have a company. Wonder who

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that is? You make one? Mom, move for that window,

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and we suck your feet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we ain't taking no detection.

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Speaker 1: Oh dear, I wish we was here. Oh my gosh,

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it's them convict, They got molly. What do I do?

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I'll run next door and phone for the cop.

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Speaker 2: He's cool.

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Speaker 1: How would I have the cops over here in five minutes?

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Oh little girl? Will you ask your mam if I

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can use the phone quick? No? Oh, come on, you

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gotta why it's it's a matter of life and death.

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Come on, says quit Stalin. Hurry up, ask your mam

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if I can use the phone.

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Speaker 8: I can't do it at the well?

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Speaker 1: Why not?

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Speaker 4: Oh my mom isn't here?

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Speaker 1: Well? Who is here? Me? Hey?

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Speaker 7: Is there anybody?

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Speaker 1: I mean? Can's up? Listen? Says I'm coming in and

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use that phone. Okay, Well where is It's the telephone? Dad? Man,

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it's the telephone. I'll be here in the hall someplace.

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Where is it? Says hurry? Got they took it out

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of it? Oh listen, Sis, this is urgent. I gotta

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get to a telephone. Where's the nearest place I can telephone? Here?

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Speaker 4: Huh, we get a telephone?

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Speaker 1: I thought that read. If you said they took.

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Speaker 4: It off, should they get a bitch? They took it

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out of the hall and they put it in the j.

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Speaker 1: Why does everything have to happen to me?

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Speaker 4: Did you ever have the month?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: I never had the mouse, and everything hasn't happened to you.

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Speaker 1: And please, Sis, there's burglars in our house. I gotta

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call the police. Where's the telephone in the dining room?

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Why there you see? Oh? The nickel? That if not

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a cent of change with me? And this would be

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a nickel phone?

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Speaker 4: No, it isn't.

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Speaker 1: Well, p I d ask me if I had a nickel.

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Oh listen, Sis, let me make this phone call and

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we'll discuss finances later.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, John, When the other neighbors use a telephone,

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they give me nickel and one tistle.

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Speaker 1: Is the way I do. Okay, okay, I'll give you Nicholas.

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I'll give you time. I'll give you a quarter. Here,

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give me that phone. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, whyet this

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on telephoning? Hello operator, this is an emergency. Give me

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the fleaeee, Hello, flee station. This is River McGee seventy

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nine wistful bissay. You know them convicts that escape, Well,

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they're in my house a seventy nine wistful bist to see. Listen, Officer,

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get the squad cars out right away, and tell them

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to take it easy, because they got my wife in

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there with them. I'd have busted in there myself, but

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there was no use throwing my own life away. Can

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have it, okay, officer, thanks, and tell them to hurry.

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I heard them through the door, and they're pretty desperate. Okay, officer,

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Oh where's my quarter? Mister, I got time, I says,

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I'll see you later. I said, don't bother me now,

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I'll say I gotta get home. Okay.

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Speaker 4: But it seems to me that it takes a pretty

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despicable character to be followed on a business arrangement with

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a lady, particularly when she has afforded him every facility

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to restore his loved once to the great American idea

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of life, celebrity, and the pursuit of happiness.

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Speaker 1: Boy, they certainly got here quick. I'll never make fun

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of a policeman again. Oh I hot, Molly ball right,

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I shouldn't let her go home all like that. Hey,

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I'm keep out of the way. Why don't you get hurt?

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Where does Piper McGee live. I don't know he he

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looks right over. I mean he's the one. I'm him.

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I'm Skipper McGee.

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Speaker 3: Well, puts pollman and tell us where them convicts as

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you COM's boys and the tear gas. I listen, captain,

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Oh he's on the shooting.

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Speaker 1: My wife's in there, and them guys have been threatening her.

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I don't want nothing to happen to her.

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Speaker 3: Well, we do the best we can, murphy her musk it, sir,

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cover the back door, went ahead to work, Go find

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the trees and coming upstairs window?

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Speaker 8: All right, magee?

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Speaker 3: How when I rap on the door and ask him

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the surrender?

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Speaker 1: If they don't answer, you speak to your wife. Understand, Okay,

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I good, gotcha? We come on.

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Speaker 5: Man all right too.

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Speaker 3: Men in there, come on quietly.

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Speaker 1: And you won't be hurt. I'll surrounded, do you hear me?

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Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: You don't suppose they call your wife McGee and see

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if she answered Molly, Molly, Well.

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Speaker 4: It's about time he got hold of What are you

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doing with the policeman.

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Speaker 8: Molly, are you on here all right?

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Speaker 3: I mean he told us them escape convicts was in here, lady,

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Sure they were.

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Speaker 1: I heard at least four tough guys talking in here,

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not more than ten minutes ago.

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Speaker 4: Why McGee, you never oh that?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I was wishing you could have been here to.

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Speaker 4: Hear in the game them convicts on the lamb, No

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gang Busters on the radio.

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Speaker 2: Bember and Molly will be back in just a moment,

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and now your attention, please, These pleasant spring days were

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surely meant for enjoyment, and no sensible woman wants to

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stay in the house scrubbing floors when the warm sun

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is calling her.

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Speaker 1: Out of doors.

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Speaker 2: Let me remind you, then that you can forget about

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scrubbing when your floors and the gnolla are gleaming with

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Johnson's self polishing blowcoat. You'll be glad every day when

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you see your beautiful, lustrous floors and discover that dirt

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can't stick to the shining glow coat polish. And don't

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neglect your porch floor. Do you remember how the dirt

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collected on it last summer? Well, just put a little

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glow coat on that porch floor and see how much

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cleaner it will. You know, of course, that blowcoat requires

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no rubbing or buffing. It never streaks or smears. It

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dries in twenty minutes to a glossy polish that seals

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the cracks against dirt and steam. But be sure you

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get the real thing, Glo hyphen Coat Johnson's self polishing blowcoat.

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Speaker 1: It's easy to use liquid.

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Speaker 2: Polish that gives brighter luster, longer wear.

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Speaker 4: Heavenly days. I haven't seen so many cops since the

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time I was crowned.

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Speaker 1: Queeted the fourteenth Precinct at the Policeman's Ball. On them

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cops was just an extra precaution, Molly. My first impulse

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was to Russian and clean them hoodlums up single handed.

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I'll bet you could have done it too, daily Sure

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say I could. I was raised with a pretty tough

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gang back in Pory. I remember that is still They

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threw me out what they throw you out for. They

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caught me carrying a handkerchief. Good Night, good night all

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a link to guess and when you visit the New

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York World Flair, you'll be sure.

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Speaker 8: To see the fifteen beautiful model homes in the Town.

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Speaker 1: Of Tomorrow on all the floors and woodwork.

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Speaker 2: Of these homes, Johnston's Wax polishes are used exclusively.

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Speaker 8: This is Marlow Willcox speaking for the.

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Speaker 2: Makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self polishing glow Code

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every scene, Wisconsin, inviting you all to be with us

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again next Tuesday night.

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Speaker 1: Good night. This is a national god. Justin Governor