WEBVTT

1
00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:02.279
<v Speaker 1>If you're a fan of everything we do here at

2
00:00:02.319 --> 00:00:05.080
<v Speaker 1>four finger Discount, but you're tired of hearing these pesky ads,

3
00:00:05.120 --> 00:00:08.000
<v Speaker 1>then you'll absolutely love being a member of the Forefinger

4
00:00:08.039 --> 00:00:10.480
<v Speaker 1>Discount family on Patreon, where you not only get access

5
00:00:10.480 --> 00:00:13.679
<v Speaker 1>to over one hundred hours of bonus podcast, but you

6
00:00:13.720 --> 00:00:16.199
<v Speaker 1>also get access to this show early and add free

7
00:00:16.280 --> 00:00:18.920
<v Speaker 1>every single week, as well as access to our exclusive

8
00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Facebook and Discord communities, and so much more. So go

9
00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:24.000
<v Speaker 1>ahead join the family today and support your pals Guy

10
00:00:24.000 --> 00:00:25.719
<v Speaker 1>and Dando for a little as one dollar per month

11
00:00:25.920 --> 00:00:28.320
<v Speaker 1>at patreon dot com slash four finger Discount.

12
00:00:29.920 --> 00:00:38.079
<v Speaker 2>You're up, Braley, sleep, what's wrong? There was no burglar.

13
00:00:40.600 --> 00:00:46.200
<v Speaker 2>I accidentally burned up the tree in the presence. I'm

14
00:00:46.240 --> 00:00:51.119
<v Speaker 2>really sorry.

15
00:00:49.079 --> 00:01:28.519
<v Speaker 3>You four finger Discount dude.

16
00:01:14.079 --> 00:01:16.599
<v Speaker 1>Welcome to four figure Discount a special classic review. It

17
00:01:16.680 --> 00:01:19.400
<v Speaker 1>is the classic review of December, and of course it's

18
00:01:19.400 --> 00:01:22.120
<v Speaker 1>going to be the Christmas episode Miracle on Evergreen Terrorist.

19
00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:24.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm dwand O and Guy. Now, I've always seen this

20
00:01:24.480 --> 00:01:28.000
<v Speaker 1>episode right as the true Simpsons Christmas fash Besides the

21
00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:29.920
<v Speaker 1>pilot right now, it's like a Christmas special in itself.

22
00:01:29.959 --> 00:01:32.120
<v Speaker 1>But March being up proud, I think is the best

23
00:01:32.200 --> 00:01:35.359
<v Speaker 1>Christmas episode. But Simpsons are thunder Pilot's great, so obviously

24
00:01:35.400 --> 00:01:37.400
<v Speaker 1>might have been up Proud is the market it's called shoplifting.

25
00:01:37.439 --> 00:01:39.519
<v Speaker 1>It's a great story. It's got the really emotional ending.

26
00:01:39.680 --> 00:01:43.120
<v Speaker 1>This one here, whilst it's not so much not as funny,

27
00:01:43.159 --> 00:01:44.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't think as much being up Proud it is

28
00:01:44.599 --> 00:01:46.560
<v Speaker 1>not the better story. I just think it feels more

29
00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:49.840
<v Speaker 1>like a Springfield story wherever the whole town's involved, and

30
00:01:49.879 --> 00:01:52.079
<v Speaker 1>we've got there. It's a wonderful live parody and titles

31
00:01:52.079 --> 00:01:54.439
<v Speaker 1>of player on on thirty fourth Street. It just feels

32
00:01:54.480 --> 00:01:56.719
<v Speaker 1>like a Christmas because March. Being up Proud feels like

33
00:01:56.799 --> 00:01:58.719
<v Speaker 1>a very special episode of The Simpsons, as we say

34
00:01:58.719 --> 00:02:01.200
<v Speaker 1>here at four figure discount, where you shouldn't shop with kids.

35
00:02:01.200 --> 00:02:03.560
<v Speaker 1>You know you're learning your lesson, you meet your mum disappointed.

36
00:02:03.640 --> 00:02:05.799
<v Speaker 1>This one here is just it's the Simpsons spring for

37
00:02:05.799 --> 00:02:07.560
<v Speaker 1>at Christmas time. That is correct.

38
00:02:07.680 --> 00:02:09.599
<v Speaker 4>Yes, having said that much, Being not Proud does have

39
00:02:09.599 --> 00:02:11.039
<v Speaker 4>the line by me bone storm and go to hell.

40
00:02:11.120 --> 00:02:13.039
<v Speaker 4>It does indeed so advantage that episode.

41
00:02:13.120 --> 00:02:16.199
<v Speaker 1>It's not always advantage that episode, always advantage that episode.

42
00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:18.400
<v Speaker 1>I know I much prefer because I think this episode

43
00:02:18.479 --> 00:02:23.280
<v Speaker 1>here I would say has my least favorite Simpsons moment

44
00:02:23.719 --> 00:02:26.400
<v Speaker 1>of all time. Oh my gosh, from the Golden you know,

45
00:02:26.479 --> 00:02:27.960
<v Speaker 1>like this black moments and the teens what not. But

46
00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:31.479
<v Speaker 1>and maybe it's because I remember I've mentioned it before.

47
00:02:31.639 --> 00:02:34.000
<v Speaker 1>I remember being on the TV and my mum seeing

48
00:02:34.039 --> 00:02:36.680
<v Speaker 1>it and just being just like what is this and going,

49
00:02:36.680 --> 00:02:40.479
<v Speaker 1>you're right, yeah, that was. It's when the two kids

50
00:02:40.479 --> 00:02:43.719
<v Speaker 1>from the orphanage get called free loaders and come back

51
00:02:43.719 --> 00:02:46.479
<v Speaker 1>when you get some parents. I thought that's just really mean,

52
00:02:47.080 --> 00:02:49.560
<v Speaker 1>mean spirited. I don't see how they ever thought that

53
00:02:49.639 --> 00:02:52.680
<v Speaker 1>was funny. It just felt so, it just feels so

54
00:02:52.719 --> 00:02:56.800
<v Speaker 1>it just stands out, particularly particularly for a Christmas episode. Yeah, yeah,

55
00:02:56.879 --> 00:02:57.919
<v Speaker 1>one that's.

56
00:02:58.639 --> 00:03:01.280
<v Speaker 4>It does have a bit of a dark I want

57
00:03:01.319 --> 00:03:03.080
<v Speaker 4>to go so far as a nasty sense of humor

58
00:03:03.120 --> 00:03:03.800
<v Speaker 4>all the way through it.

59
00:03:03.840 --> 00:03:06.560
<v Speaker 1>But you know, it's cynical this episode. It is kind

60
00:03:06.560 --> 00:03:07.000
<v Speaker 1>of cynical.

61
00:03:07.039 --> 00:03:09.439
<v Speaker 4>I mean, even though you've rearded the status quo, by

62
00:03:09.439 --> 00:03:11.080
<v Speaker 4>the end, it's like, oh, you know, the legends been

63
00:03:11.199 --> 00:03:13.240
<v Speaker 4>even out. You know, we don't hate you anymore, but

64
00:03:13.280 --> 00:03:15.919
<v Speaker 4>we'd take we did take all your ship. Even though

65
00:03:15.919 --> 00:03:17.599
<v Speaker 4>it ends on a very nice note of like, well

66
00:03:17.680 --> 00:03:20.599
<v Speaker 4>the family doesn't have it anymore. But they're still They've

67
00:03:20.599 --> 00:03:22.840
<v Speaker 4>still got each other, and you know they're still having

68
00:03:22.840 --> 00:03:25.639
<v Speaker 4>fun by playing keep you off with the It's not

69
00:03:25.719 --> 00:03:29.360
<v Speaker 4>keep you uppy, is it keeps off? Hands off, whatever

70
00:03:29.360 --> 00:03:31.479
<v Speaker 4>it is with the face washer or the handtowel or

71
00:03:31.520 --> 00:03:31.919
<v Speaker 4>whatever it is.

72
00:03:32.319 --> 00:03:34.560
<v Speaker 1>Blue, by the way, number one show on Disney. Blue's

73
00:03:34.560 --> 00:03:37.080
<v Speaker 1>doing all right, Blue's doing fucking incredible, the number one

74
00:03:37.080 --> 00:03:40.039
<v Speaker 1>showing the world. Man, I know, I am using the

75
00:03:40.120 --> 00:03:42.199
<v Speaker 1>art of unbelievable. And we get on that before the

76
00:03:42.240 --> 00:03:44.400
<v Speaker 1>none thought it was cool jo Joff What a legend

77
00:03:44.400 --> 00:03:47.240
<v Speaker 1>he was, That's right. Yeah. Even our review of the

78
00:03:47.240 --> 00:03:50.439
<v Speaker 1>songs in the Key Springfield Simpson's album with the musical

79
00:03:50.439 --> 00:03:52.439
<v Speaker 1>producer of Bluey Joff Bush, check it out if you

80
00:03:52.479 --> 00:03:54.000
<v Speaker 1>haven't done it so already. He was a cool guy.

81
00:03:54.120 --> 00:03:55.680
<v Speaker 1>He was a very cool guy. Indeed, yes, you just

82
00:03:55.759 --> 00:03:57.639
<v Speaker 1>need to get him on the show again in the future.

83
00:03:57.639 --> 00:04:00.280
<v Speaker 1>But speaking of the music, I particularly love the score

84
00:04:00.360 --> 00:04:03.520
<v Speaker 1>of this one. When the tree is melting, it just

85
00:04:03.560 --> 00:04:07.800
<v Speaker 1>threw out. It's still the classic Simpson's scorn, but it's

86
00:04:07.840 --> 00:04:10.800
<v Speaker 1>tweeked to sort of just really emphasize the moment. I thought,

87
00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:13.080
<v Speaker 1>particularly when the trees melting it. It's so good.

88
00:04:13.199 --> 00:04:16.879
<v Speaker 4>I think they also were clever in making Bart not

89
00:04:17.160 --> 00:04:18.759
<v Speaker 4>the villain of this or the bad guy this. But

90
00:04:18.800 --> 00:04:20.639
<v Speaker 4>it's his actions that sort of said it all in motion,

91
00:04:20.759 --> 00:04:23.519
<v Speaker 4>because you know, it's something you'd expect from Bart. He's

92
00:04:24.240 --> 00:04:27.399
<v Speaker 4>young enough, rash enough, impulsive enough, mischievous enough to sort

93
00:04:27.399 --> 00:04:30.079
<v Speaker 4>of do something. Of course child, Yeah, of course he's

94
00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:32.000
<v Speaker 4>going to go down and check out his presence early

95
00:04:32.040 --> 00:04:35.000
<v Speaker 4>and that kind of thing, and yeah, be a little

96
00:04:35.079 --> 00:04:37.959
<v Speaker 4>careless and that kind of stuff. But as he said,

97
00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:40.879
<v Speaker 4>also a child, of course, so he's gonna want.

98
00:04:40.680 --> 00:04:43.399
<v Speaker 1>To cover it up. You're going to forgive him lying

99
00:04:43.399 --> 00:04:45.000
<v Speaker 1>about it a bit more than you would and because

100
00:04:45.000 --> 00:04:46.480
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't want to be the guy that ruined Christmas

101
00:04:46.519 --> 00:04:48.079
<v Speaker 1>for his family. It's the scene that looks on their

102
00:04:48.079 --> 00:04:50.399
<v Speaker 1>faces that goes, oh, because he was about to tell

103
00:04:50.399 --> 00:04:52.519
<v Speaker 1>the truth and he goes, I can't do this. Yeah.

104
00:04:52.839 --> 00:04:54.600
<v Speaker 4>Somehow get the feeling like I could be way wrong here,

105
00:04:54.600 --> 00:04:57.360
<v Speaker 4>But it feels like in if you entered, if you

106
00:04:57.399 --> 00:05:01.879
<v Speaker 4>went out of classic Simpson's goal near a Simpsons or whatever, I do.

107
00:05:02.040 --> 00:05:03.920
<v Speaker 4>I get the feeling I might have Homer doing this.

108
00:05:04.160 --> 00:05:06.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because Bart was being selfish here, but Homie would

109
00:05:06.800 --> 00:05:08.680
<v Speaker 1>be doing it, it would feel more crass. I feel

110
00:05:08.680 --> 00:05:10.040
<v Speaker 1>like if home It was doing it for sure, like

111
00:05:10.399 --> 00:05:12.600
<v Speaker 1>what It's almost like he knew it could happen and

112
00:05:12.600 --> 00:05:14.720
<v Speaker 1>he still still did it. Anyway. That's the kind of

113
00:05:14.720 --> 00:05:16.040
<v Speaker 1>thing that hom It would do in the teeniar of

114
00:05:16.079 --> 00:05:18.160
<v Speaker 1>the Simpsons. And I think that's what the most important

115
00:05:18.199 --> 00:05:20.800
<v Speaker 1>element of this story is that Bart does all this

116
00:05:21.439 --> 00:05:23.519
<v Speaker 1>and it's because he makes the self decision. But it

117
00:05:23.560 --> 00:05:25.639
<v Speaker 1>was an accident. He doesn't mean to brush it down.

118
00:05:25.920 --> 00:05:28.680
<v Speaker 1>He was just being a kid anyway. Oh oh, so

119
00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:30.959
<v Speaker 1>he did the wrong thing and these were the repercussions. Yeah,

120
00:05:30.959 --> 00:05:33.839
<v Speaker 1>and I like that, you know, the family forgives him.

121
00:05:33.879 --> 00:05:35.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he could have done this at Christmas morning

122
00:05:35.680 --> 00:05:36.519
<v Speaker 1>when everyone was still.

123
00:05:36.399 --> 00:05:38.720
<v Speaker 4>There, that is correct. Yeah, yeah, I mean no, I

124
00:05:38.800 --> 00:05:40.560
<v Speaker 4>like that he was figured the moment eventually. I mean

125
00:05:40.639 --> 00:05:42.680
<v Speaker 4>there's the initial of cause anger and that kind of thing,

126
00:05:42.959 --> 00:05:46.720
<v Speaker 4>but then they rally around their little guy when everyone

127
00:05:46.720 --> 00:05:47.839
<v Speaker 4>else starts turning on them.

128
00:05:47.920 --> 00:05:51.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, And that's the message here is The message

129
00:05:51.480 --> 00:05:53.959
<v Speaker 1>overall is at least we've got each other. So even

130
00:05:53.959 --> 00:05:55.959
<v Speaker 1>though it doesn't seem that way because it starts off,

131
00:05:56.000 --> 00:05:58.040
<v Speaker 1>I thought it's it's quite clever in the way. It's

132
00:05:58.160 --> 00:06:00.480
<v Speaker 1>in the sense it starts off with material. We're going

133
00:06:00.480 --> 00:06:02.040
<v Speaker 1>to the shops and Christmas Eve, we're doing all the shopping.

134
00:06:02.079 --> 00:06:04.560
<v Speaker 1>Everyone's out buying toys, blah blah blah blah blah, emphasizing

135
00:06:04.560 --> 00:06:06.319
<v Speaker 1>what toys we're getting for Christmas. By the end, it's

136
00:06:06.519 --> 00:06:08.920
<v Speaker 1>who cares about the toys with each other and we're

137
00:06:08.959 --> 00:06:10.720
<v Speaker 1>chasing each other having fun with this rag. I'm pretty

138
00:06:10.720 --> 00:06:13.720
<v Speaker 1>sure they're still thinking who cares about the toys? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

139
00:06:13.759 --> 00:06:16.519
<v Speaker 1>but they've found a little light in the darkness they

140
00:06:16.519 --> 00:06:19.120
<v Speaker 1>have indeed. Yeah, it's just a sweet ending. It is.

141
00:06:19.319 --> 00:06:22.079
<v Speaker 1>Although this was a teen era episode of The Simpsons,

142
00:06:22.079 --> 00:06:24.360
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I would critique the ending more because

143
00:06:24.360 --> 00:06:26.639
<v Speaker 1>I'd go, so, now they've got no possessions anymore. I've

144
00:06:26.639 --> 00:06:28.879
<v Speaker 1>never questioned it until I did this, and I went, so,

145
00:06:28.879 --> 00:06:30.160
<v Speaker 1>how do they get their shit back? Yeah? I was

146
00:06:30.199 --> 00:06:35.560
<v Speaker 1>thinking about that. You wouldn't that an insurance either, Although.

147
00:06:35.319 --> 00:06:37.199
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean, couldn't you just call the cops? And

148
00:06:37.240 --> 00:06:38.480
<v Speaker 4>then you realize the cops are.

149
00:06:41.920 --> 00:06:42.720
<v Speaker 5>My favorite?

150
00:06:42.920 --> 00:06:44.240
<v Speaker 1>What's your favorite moments from the episode.

151
00:06:44.279 --> 00:06:46.360
<v Speaker 4>It's going in order throughout the episode. I'm going to

152
00:06:46.399 --> 00:06:49.319
<v Speaker 4>say not a bad scam by home pretty.

153
00:06:49.040 --> 00:06:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Good before that practical. I've always loved the car park

154
00:06:52.800 --> 00:06:56.040
<v Speaker 1>right because it's being a jerk, but it's one of

155
00:06:56.040 --> 00:06:59.000
<v Speaker 1>those things where who among us have arrived to the

156
00:06:59.040 --> 00:07:00.839
<v Speaker 1>shop to pick up a peace or something and chips,

157
00:07:00.839 --> 00:07:03.439
<v Speaker 1>and it's like, oh, the handicapped spots the only one left.

158
00:07:03.519 --> 00:07:04.680
<v Speaker 1>Let's run the numbers here.

159
00:07:05.079 --> 00:07:07.600
<v Speaker 4>What are the chances that someone with a sticker on

160
00:07:07.639 --> 00:07:09.680
<v Speaker 4>their car is going to be showing it? But this

161
00:07:09.759 --> 00:07:12.439
<v Speaker 4>exact moment, my pizzas ready, we got.

162
00:07:12.279 --> 00:07:14.199
<v Speaker 1>To run in. We've all done it. I've got a

163
00:07:14.279 --> 00:07:16.399
<v Speaker 1>limp in, yes, but what the best thing is, Yeah,

164
00:07:16.439 --> 00:07:18.120
<v Speaker 1>the way it's not just he limps in, he parks

165
00:07:18.120 --> 00:07:23.120
<v Speaker 1>across three of them, that's so good. I mean unnecessarily

166
00:07:23.199 --> 00:07:24.079
<v Speaker 1>parks across three.

167
00:07:24.319 --> 00:07:26.639
<v Speaker 4>I think it speaks one thing about our acceptance of

168
00:07:26.759 --> 00:07:29.279
<v Speaker 4>golden age Simpsons that we're kind of going, oh, this

169
00:07:29.319 --> 00:07:31.480
<v Speaker 4>is not jerk out Simer, this is just Homer. Yeah,

170
00:07:31.720 --> 00:07:36.319
<v Speaker 4>And we're almost will project our own flaws and and

171
00:07:36.360 --> 00:07:39.199
<v Speaker 4>faults onto him because like, as we said, who among us,

172
00:07:39.680 --> 00:07:41.720
<v Speaker 4>whereas I think it's the limb too. You jump, you

173
00:07:41.839 --> 00:07:44.560
<v Speaker 4>jump ahead ten seasons and he does that and we're like, ah,

174
00:07:44.639 --> 00:07:45.839
<v Speaker 4>this fucking guy.

175
00:07:45.879 --> 00:07:47.439
<v Speaker 1>But I feel like in the in the in the

176
00:07:47.480 --> 00:07:50.000
<v Speaker 1>teen year he would say something like, screw those guys.

177
00:07:50.199 --> 00:07:52.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm just as you know, I deserve as many benefits

178
00:07:52.560 --> 00:07:54.360
<v Speaker 1>as they do. Say something stupid, where this was just

179
00:07:54.480 --> 00:07:57.959
<v Speaker 1>suddenly pass across three spaces and the limp, Yeah we'll

180
00:07:58.000 --> 00:08:02.319
<v Speaker 1>go been there, Yeah, yeah, but the scam is good.

181
00:08:03.439 --> 00:08:06.199
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's sort of stretches credibility a little bit, but

182
00:08:06.279 --> 00:08:10.040
<v Speaker 4>the same I was like, I admire your moxye Homer Simpson. Uh,

183
00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:13.279
<v Speaker 4>a very mo line like you don't want to blame

184
00:08:13.319 --> 00:08:14.839
<v Speaker 4>the breakdown of this on society.

185
00:08:15.079 --> 00:08:17.879
<v Speaker 1>Sounds like a George stand alone. Yeah.

186
00:08:18.600 --> 00:08:23.759
<v Speaker 4>I like the classy burg hooks for hands, hooks for hands,

187
00:08:24.319 --> 00:08:29.560
<v Speaker 4>sack suck with a and the and the costume needed

188
00:08:29.600 --> 00:08:32.679
<v Speaker 4>a band mask, and like the stripey sweater the Hamburger.

189
00:08:34.879 --> 00:08:38.320
<v Speaker 4>Marge had a great throwaway line where Krusty is just

190
00:08:38.399 --> 00:08:41.039
<v Speaker 4>referring to, as we said the other day when we

191
00:08:41.120 --> 00:08:42.919
<v Speaker 4>were like, what do we call money.

192
00:08:42.759 --> 00:08:44.799
<v Speaker 1>Bread or dough anymore? That's great, should do that.

193
00:08:44.960 --> 00:08:48.440
<v Speaker 4>And then of course Krusty just uses all these antiquated

194
00:08:48.519 --> 00:08:52.039
<v Speaker 4>terms where well, if you mean the money, I didn't

195
00:08:52.080 --> 00:08:52.279
<v Speaker 4>enjoy it.

196
00:08:52.279 --> 00:08:54.000
<v Speaker 1>That very I thought you would have loved Brockman in

197
00:08:54.080 --> 00:08:58.919
<v Speaker 1>this just the hustle of getting the story. Oh, this

198
00:08:59.039 --> 00:09:01.600
<v Speaker 1>is terrible for grief, But what did you say that

199
00:09:01.679 --> 00:09:04.559
<v Speaker 1>the end? He is this out stanks them all. Thanks

200
00:09:04.679 --> 00:09:09.759
<v Speaker 1>so much. Is a great story. Uh and probably my.

201
00:09:09.840 --> 00:09:12.279
<v Speaker 4>Favorite part of this episode. I really liked the song

202
00:09:12.360 --> 00:09:13.320
<v Speaker 4>over the closing credits.

203
00:09:13.360 --> 00:09:15.600
<v Speaker 1>It was great, wasn't it. Yeah, it really captured the moment.

204
00:09:15.639 --> 00:09:17.039
<v Speaker 4>Yea, yeah, Now I was looking for it in the

205
00:09:17.240 --> 00:09:20.559
<v Speaker 4>actual credits of the show credit. I didn't see it

206
00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:23.440
<v Speaker 4>in there. So I went to the Internet, which we

207
00:09:23.480 --> 00:09:25.720
<v Speaker 4>have provided, and Wiki didn't come through this time. Wiki

208
00:09:25.759 --> 00:09:28.480
<v Speaker 4>did not come through, but other parts of the Internet did.

209
00:09:28.600 --> 00:09:31.320
<v Speaker 4>I didn't rely on AI your Google some of these days,

210
00:09:31.360 --> 00:09:32.919
<v Speaker 4>and it's got your AI stuff at the time, like

211
00:09:33.279 --> 00:09:38.559
<v Speaker 4>scaring me a bit. I'm going I want my Internet handcrafted.

212
00:09:39.879 --> 00:09:42.200
<v Speaker 4>But the song is actually it's called Santa's on his

213
00:09:42.320 --> 00:09:44.440
<v Speaker 4>Way and is by a bend with a great name,

214
00:09:44.480 --> 00:09:46.279
<v Speaker 4>Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys, so.

215
00:09:46.360 --> 00:09:48.320
<v Speaker 1>And so and so and so. I love that.

216
00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:48.919
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

217
00:09:50.120 --> 00:09:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we're we're.

218
00:09:52.200 --> 00:09:54.320
<v Speaker 4>Getting a lot of work in before Christmas here at

219
00:09:54.360 --> 00:09:57.240
<v Speaker 4>the full Finger disc and Industries, and we're recording two

220
00:09:57.240 --> 00:10:01.159
<v Speaker 4>episodes back to back today, which is whose Futurama's time

221
00:10:01.240 --> 00:10:03.200
<v Speaker 4>keeps on slipping? As I like to say, Yeah, by

222
00:10:03.279 --> 00:10:05.200
<v Speaker 4>the Steve Miller band. I always love it that you're like,

223
00:10:05.600 --> 00:10:07.240
<v Speaker 4>y know, you've got a bunch of guys together. What's

224
00:10:07.279 --> 00:10:09.440
<v Speaker 4>your band called the Steve Miller Band? Everyone's the background,

225
00:10:09.919 --> 00:10:10.559
<v Speaker 4>Fuck you, Steve.

226
00:10:12.279 --> 00:10:18.279
<v Speaker 1>There's five of this, Guard Davis and the fingers. Next question,

227
00:10:18.840 --> 00:10:22.120
<v Speaker 1>you there eating the paste? All right? Trivia time. My

228
00:10:22.320 --> 00:10:24.720
<v Speaker 1>first question for you is you're talking about homer scam?

229
00:10:25.279 --> 00:10:27.879
<v Speaker 1>But which register does he open? It opens register nine,

230
00:10:28.039 --> 00:10:33.360
<v Speaker 1>number nine, number nine, number nine, speaking numbers? How many

231
00:10:33.399 --> 00:10:37.519
<v Speaker 1>glasses of water does but drink? As I drink a

232
00:10:37.559 --> 00:10:40.320
<v Speaker 1>glass of a quarter, it would be twelve. It was

233
00:10:40.360 --> 00:10:43.519
<v Speaker 1>indeed twelve. Yeah, it's funny. A lot of these classic episodes.

234
00:10:44.440 --> 00:10:47.080
<v Speaker 1>I just it's just so instilled in my brain because

235
00:10:47.080 --> 00:10:49.320
<v Speaker 1>we just watched them over and over again. What does

236
00:10:49.399 --> 00:10:51.200
<v Speaker 1>Homer get for Christmas? What was he going to get?

237
00:10:53.080 --> 00:10:55.159
<v Speaker 1>A question designed just for you? That's right, it's Cajun

238
00:10:57.080 --> 00:11:00.600
<v Speaker 1>one of my questions actually as well. Yeah, for little

239
00:11:00.639 --> 00:11:03.559
<v Speaker 1>Homer keygens. I actually I wanted to point out too,

240
00:11:03.600 --> 00:11:05.720
<v Speaker 1>I did love the that's Mago I love you, Marjorie.

241
00:11:08.639 --> 00:11:10.480
<v Speaker 4>I guess I always knew that her name was Marjorie.

242
00:11:10.480 --> 00:11:12.440
<v Speaker 4>For some reason, I thought it was I didn't think

243
00:11:12.480 --> 00:11:14.600
<v Speaker 4>it was Margaret. But then do you think Maggie is

244
00:11:14.600 --> 00:11:16.480
<v Speaker 4>short for Marjorie as well? Because the margan will be

245
00:11:16.919 --> 00:11:18.039
<v Speaker 4>Maggie is usually short for mate.

246
00:11:18.080 --> 00:11:20.240
<v Speaker 1>Have said her name. I'm pretty sure Maggie is sure.

247
00:11:20.759 --> 00:11:24.159
<v Speaker 1>What is Maggie Simpson's real name? And so have a

248
00:11:24.240 --> 00:11:28.519
<v Speaker 1>look Margaret Lenny Simpson. Yeah, all right, you just asked

249
00:11:28.519 --> 00:11:30.799
<v Speaker 1>me a question. I'm going to ask you one. How

250
00:11:30.919 --> 00:11:36.279
<v Speaker 1>tall was flanders Christmas tree? Thirty foot? He's got thirty Wow?

251
00:11:36.519 --> 00:11:41.080
<v Speaker 1>What does it say on Moe's tip jar marchadis It

252
00:11:41.159 --> 00:11:42.919
<v Speaker 1>was just a nice moment for Mo, just like, yeah,

253
00:11:43.039 --> 00:11:45.759
<v Speaker 1>given the whole given the whole jar. Yeah, it was

254
00:11:45.840 --> 00:11:48.240
<v Speaker 1>just a nice Springfield moment, wasn't It was like this

255
00:11:48.440 --> 00:11:51.039
<v Speaker 1>this town. They're always at odds, but when something goes

256
00:11:51.080 --> 00:11:52.440
<v Speaker 1>wrong with one of them, they come together.

257
00:11:52.519 --> 00:11:54.440
<v Speaker 4>Well that's the very It's a wonderful last night. I mean,

258
00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:56.039
<v Speaker 4>that's that's a direct end of the movie. That's a

259
00:11:56.039 --> 00:11:58.799
<v Speaker 4>direct lift. Yeah, I mean I think either Mo or

260
00:11:58.840 --> 00:12:01.799
<v Speaker 4>someone else is literally rest like Jimmy Stewart's brother. Yeah,

261
00:12:02.120 --> 00:12:03.919
<v Speaker 4>from that scene. Can I have to watch It's a

262
00:12:03.919 --> 00:12:07.120
<v Speaker 4>Wonderful Life again soon? Just my big brother, George, the

263
00:12:07.240 --> 00:12:08.039
<v Speaker 4>richest man in town.

264
00:12:11.200 --> 00:12:12.960
<v Speaker 1>I think I've asked you three questions, but I'll find

265
00:12:13.000 --> 00:12:15.559
<v Speaker 1>one more for you, because why not? I like this episode?

266
00:12:16.559 --> 00:12:21.200
<v Speaker 1>Really not asking you one? Did we asked me the

267
00:12:21.279 --> 00:12:22.080
<v Speaker 1>last one? Go for it?

268
00:12:22.200 --> 00:12:22.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

269
00:12:22.320 --> 00:12:24.519
<v Speaker 1>Okay, what are the names of those two orphans?

270
00:12:24.799 --> 00:12:24.919
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

271
00:12:24.960 --> 00:12:38.799
<v Speaker 1>That is poor Violet and Patches? Well you mentioned up

272
00:12:38.840 --> 00:12:41.080
<v Speaker 1>at Christmas Carol? Yeah? Someone else who is watching that

273
00:12:41.279 --> 00:12:43.639
<v Speaker 1>apparently for the first time. Yeah, I could not believe it.

274
00:12:43.679 --> 00:12:46.799
<v Speaker 1>Flabberg acid. Someone say, is can we call him our

275
00:12:46.919 --> 00:12:51.120
<v Speaker 1>new miror uo stonecutter? Well, we have it at number

276
00:12:51.159 --> 00:12:53.919
<v Speaker 1>one is but she's very near the top. Okay, yes,

277
00:12:54.120 --> 00:12:57.039
<v Speaker 1>she had number one of all of the stonecutters we

278
00:12:57.120 --> 00:12:59.919
<v Speaker 1>have here. But the number one stonecutter of for figure Disco,

279
00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:07.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know who it is yet. Oh, no one,

280
00:13:07.159 --> 00:13:08.720
<v Speaker 1>No one knows he's the number one stone cutter, who's

281
00:13:08.720 --> 00:13:10.840
<v Speaker 1>a fourthing a discount yet it shall be revealed in

282
00:13:11.000 --> 00:13:13.879
<v Speaker 1>due time. I don't know. We're actually ranking them? What

283
00:13:13.879 --> 00:13:17.360
<v Speaker 1>does this mean? So on the Patrion group, we have

284
00:13:17.399 --> 00:13:19.960
<v Speaker 1>a list of people and by the order in which

285
00:13:20.000 --> 00:13:23.519
<v Speaker 1>they joined the Stonecutters. Kay, okay, do I get to

286
00:13:23.519 --> 00:13:25.399
<v Speaker 1>read them out again? This time? I enjoyed doing it. This, Oh,

287
00:13:25.559 --> 00:13:28.120
<v Speaker 1>go for it. First of all, we're talking about our

288
00:13:28.240 --> 00:13:31.559
<v Speaker 1>teddy g lovely. We're talking about watching up Christcer for

289
00:13:31.600 --> 00:13:34.080
<v Speaker 1>the first time. And Andrew support.

290
00:13:34.080 --> 00:13:36.360
<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much, sir, Thank you very much, ANDREWR.

291
00:13:36.919 --> 00:13:41.039
<v Speaker 4>The Marley Brothers of the network are Zac Breud and Andrew, Swanny,

292
00:13:41.080 --> 00:13:42.639
<v Speaker 4>mix One, Ziggy and Bob.

293
00:13:44.639 --> 00:13:45.600
<v Speaker 1>Damien and Stephen.

294
00:13:46.399 --> 00:13:48.679
<v Speaker 4>Shoutouts to those people, but also shout outs to the

295
00:13:48.840 --> 00:13:53.639
<v Speaker 4>following folks. Paul Warner, Isabella Murphy, Jonathan Rossi, Reached Beasley,

296
00:13:53.720 --> 00:13:57.759
<v Speaker 4>Stephen Roberts, Sean dB Pete Anderson, Timothy Burlson, Andrew Davis,

297
00:13:58.320 --> 00:14:02.399
<v Speaker 4>Ryan Dunlap, Kevin Dental Flood, Shannon Hofer, Bell and Winder Bang,

298
00:14:02.480 --> 00:14:06.759
<v Speaker 4>Jack McFadden, Heath applebe Adric McLeod, Lewis Cavanagh, Mark Trelivan

299
00:14:06.879 --> 00:14:09.799
<v Speaker 4>or tra Levin. We're still working on that. Rhys Roberts, Ginger,

300
00:14:10.240 --> 00:14:15.080
<v Speaker 4>also Pickle Preston Murray, Taliah Enriquez, Jake Mussado or Macado,

301
00:14:15.399 --> 00:14:19.799
<v Speaker 4>Declan Phoenix, Brian McCoy, Josh Hellier, Logan b James Sheppard,

302
00:14:19.919 --> 00:14:24.000
<v Speaker 4>Joe Ridenzeg, David Pretzels McNally, Gavin Lang, Damian Miller, and

303
00:14:24.440 --> 00:14:24.960
<v Speaker 4>Charlie Joe.

304
00:14:25.480 --> 00:14:27.080
<v Speaker 1>It was nice. I got to play the guy Davids

305
00:14:27.120 --> 00:14:28.639
<v Speaker 1>Rollie right, just tune out for thirty seconds.

306
00:14:29.960 --> 00:14:31.840
<v Speaker 4>I'm always paying attention to. There's a whole bunch of

307
00:14:31.919 --> 00:14:33.200
<v Speaker 4>other names here. Do you want to mention that.

308
00:14:33.519 --> 00:14:35.519
<v Speaker 1>They're just upgrade? They're the one's in the month. Yeah,

309
00:14:35.600 --> 00:14:37.399
<v Speaker 1>all right, Dan, I can now have his laptop, having

310
00:14:37.440 --> 00:14:39.000
<v Speaker 1>the laptop back. Thank you so much, guys for you

311
00:14:39.039 --> 00:14:40.879
<v Speaker 1>sport here at the fourth thing, your discount network. We

312
00:14:40.960 --> 00:14:42.679
<v Speaker 1>do appreciate. And remember if you have joined up this

313
00:14:42.879 --> 00:14:45.120
<v Speaker 1>month and you're on the five dollar plus tire but

314
00:14:45.200 --> 00:14:46.840
<v Speaker 1>not a stonecutter tear, then you get your name with

315
00:14:46.879 --> 00:14:48.240
<v Speaker 1>it at the end of the month. Yeah. Down it.

316
00:14:48.360 --> 00:14:50.519
<v Speaker 4>By the way, looking at your laptop, I mean, if

317
00:14:50.559 --> 00:14:52.320
<v Speaker 4>you are going to visit adult sites, you know, like

318
00:14:52.440 --> 00:14:55.080
<v Speaker 4>buy American, I think if you can go that far,

319
00:14:55.159 --> 00:14:58.120
<v Speaker 4>you into Eastern Europe, you know you're just gonna with

320
00:14:58.240 --> 00:15:00.440
<v Speaker 4>Malwin those things anyway.

321
00:15:00.799 --> 00:15:05.399
<v Speaker 1>He's cutting that bit out, all right. So let's get

322
00:15:05.440 --> 00:15:08.840
<v Speaker 1>into our review of Miracle on Evergreen Terrorist's original air

323
00:15:08.879 --> 00:15:10.799
<v Speaker 1>date it was December twenty first, ninety seven. I like that.

324
00:15:11.039 --> 00:15:14.360
<v Speaker 1>I love it when close to a wonderful Christmas tame yes,

325
00:15:14.399 --> 00:15:16.240
<v Speaker 1>and it's when it airs just around about the right

326
00:15:16.279 --> 00:15:19.639
<v Speaker 1>time of the holiday. Written by Ron Hage Hey h

327
00:15:19.720 --> 00:15:22.360
<v Speaker 1>a U g e hey cage h A g u E. Yeah,

328
00:15:22.440 --> 00:15:27.120
<v Speaker 1>well h a U g e how al hal Calje

329
00:15:27.480 --> 00:15:29.879
<v Speaker 1>directed by Bob Anderson as well and guest starred Alex

330
00:15:29.879 --> 00:15:32.879
<v Speaker 1>Trebeck in Jeopardy. I did see a funny clip. I've

331
00:15:32.919 --> 00:15:34.919
<v Speaker 1>seen it before, but I've forgotten about what happens. It

332
00:15:35.000 --> 00:15:37.200
<v Speaker 1>was like the second episode of Jeopardy that Alex Trebek

333
00:15:37.240 --> 00:15:39.759
<v Speaker 1>ever hosted, and the question was at the end, now

334
00:15:39.799 --> 00:15:42.519
<v Speaker 1>they do the question, they gamble what they bet and they.

335
00:15:42.960 --> 00:15:44.600
<v Speaker 4>To quote Bruce Willlison die, how would you like to

336
00:15:44.639 --> 00:15:46.840
<v Speaker 4>go for double Jeopardy where the schools can really change?

337
00:15:47.759 --> 00:15:51.200
<v Speaker 1>So the question was what date? What was the date

338
00:15:51.320 --> 00:15:55.159
<v Speaker 1>that the twentieth century started? What was What's your answer?

339
00:15:56.320 --> 00:16:01.279
<v Speaker 1>January first, nineteen oh one. Yeah, that's correct. Everyone wrote

340
00:16:01.360 --> 00:16:04.720
<v Speaker 1>nineteen hundred. Why is it nineteen oh one? Because when

341
00:16:04.720 --> 00:16:06.039
<v Speaker 1>the year two thousand started, we said we're in the

342
00:16:06.080 --> 00:16:06.559
<v Speaker 1>new millennium.

343
00:16:06.840 --> 00:16:08.919
<v Speaker 4>Because I think when you start counting numbers, you don't

344
00:16:09.159 --> 00:16:11.759
<v Speaker 4>start at zero. If I said, you count to ten.

345
00:16:11.879 --> 00:16:13.879
<v Speaker 1>So the year two thousand wasn't it's still the twentieth

346
00:16:13.879 --> 00:16:17.600
<v Speaker 1>century then yeah, I mean I think this is where

347
00:16:17.600 --> 00:16:20.679
<v Speaker 1>you get kind of banantic. Yeah, because everyone bet all

348
00:16:20.720 --> 00:16:22.200
<v Speaker 1>their money, so no one had any money left at

349
00:16:22.200 --> 00:16:23.919
<v Speaker 1>the end of the night, all right, yeah, even not

350
00:16:23.960 --> 00:16:25.639
<v Speaker 1>the champion. He was like, you had nine thousand and

351
00:16:25.639 --> 00:16:27.559
<v Speaker 1>five hundred dollars. You gambled at all? Would I would

352
00:16:27.600 --> 00:16:30.320
<v Speaker 1>have beat the house out of that? Yeah, but yeah,

353
00:16:30.360 --> 00:16:32.720
<v Speaker 1>it's it's it sounds weird. I mean people the crab

354
00:16:32.759 --> 00:16:34.159
<v Speaker 1>were feurist too, because he's just like, well, thanks for

355
00:16:34.159 --> 00:16:36.200
<v Speaker 1>watching someone. The guy in the crowds like, what's the ancident?

356
00:16:36.320 --> 00:16:39.320
<v Speaker 1>It was like, yeah, yeah, what's the ear is? It's like,

357
00:16:39.759 --> 00:16:43.600
<v Speaker 1>don't sell me. I'm picturing those angry New Yorker's in spier. Man,

358
00:16:43.679 --> 00:16:45.080
<v Speaker 1>you messed with one of us, He messed with all.

359
00:16:45.720 --> 00:16:48.440
<v Speaker 1>They weren't happy and everyone's because when they go the

360
00:16:48.519 --> 00:16:51.159
<v Speaker 1>first guy goes nineteen hundred, and that is incredib whole

361
00:16:51.200 --> 00:16:55.960
<v Speaker 1>grade goes Wait what now, I don't know what to think. Yeah, yeah,

362
00:16:56.000 --> 00:16:57.559
<v Speaker 1>I just but as you said, when we get to

363
00:16:57.600 --> 00:16:59.440
<v Speaker 1>thee two thousand and said we're entering the new millennium

364
00:17:00.879 --> 00:17:03.720
<v Speaker 1>on the year two thousand, which was the two thousand

365
00:17:04.319 --> 00:17:07.759
<v Speaker 1>January first. So how could generally does it make sense?

366
00:17:07.920 --> 00:17:10.480
<v Speaker 1>I know what you mean. Is it a technicality thing

367
00:17:11.039 --> 00:17:13.519
<v Speaker 1>because we all said we're entering the new millennium at

368
00:17:13.920 --> 00:17:14.880
<v Speaker 1>the year two thousand.

369
00:17:16.200 --> 00:17:17.960
<v Speaker 4>I think it's one of those it's almost like a

370
00:17:18.000 --> 00:17:20.039
<v Speaker 4>print legend thing where.

371
00:17:20.559 --> 00:17:23.319
<v Speaker 1>These people lost money. Yeah, I'm sorry, no, no, no, no, no,

372
00:17:24.279 --> 00:17:25.680
<v Speaker 1>that's for the two thousand things.

373
00:17:25.759 --> 00:17:28.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think it's very much. Well, it's a nice

374
00:17:28.079 --> 00:17:32.039
<v Speaker 4>round way to sort of like start over. Yeahinetek ninety nine.

375
00:17:31.960 --> 00:17:34.160
<v Speaker 1>Fields, what did you feel like we're entering the new millennium?

376
00:17:34.240 --> 00:17:36.599
<v Speaker 1>So I certainly did so. If a movie is made

377
00:17:36.680 --> 00:17:39.880
<v Speaker 1>in the year two thousand, is it a twentieth century film? No,

378
00:17:40.200 --> 00:17:42.119
<v Speaker 1>I would refer to as a twenty first century film.

379
00:17:42.440 --> 00:17:45.519
<v Speaker 1>But it's not, though. Yeah, that's just ridiculous. I know, right,

380
00:17:45.599 --> 00:17:46.279
<v Speaker 1>that's so stupid.

381
00:17:46.759 --> 00:17:47.079
<v Speaker 2>It is.

382
00:17:48.960 --> 00:17:50.200
<v Speaker 4>It's just one of those sort of lies that we

383
00:17:50.359 --> 00:17:53.519
<v Speaker 4>universally agree upon. Well not even a lie, but just

384
00:17:54.839 --> 00:17:58.920
<v Speaker 4>it's very much we're actually, you know, the twenty fifth century.

385
00:17:58.960 --> 00:18:02.079
<v Speaker 4>Sts Like I said before, it's like when you're still counting,

386
00:18:02.119 --> 00:18:02.920
<v Speaker 4>you don't count.

387
00:18:02.759 --> 00:18:05.759
<v Speaker 1>It, you just watch it's worth. It's always like autro

388
00:18:05.839 --> 00:18:08.279
<v Speaker 1>back when he's calling them out for it's like, oh God,

389
00:18:09.559 --> 00:18:15.440
<v Speaker 1>one way is ain't gonna be doing? That's the Jeopardy music. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

390
00:18:19.400 --> 00:18:22.640
<v Speaker 1>I've never really got into Jeopardy. I'n gole Darren like Doug,

391
00:18:22.720 --> 00:18:24.519
<v Speaker 1>he he's always loved it. Whenever you go to Darren's place,

392
00:18:24.519 --> 00:18:26.119
<v Speaker 1>he Doug was always watching it, but I never I

393
00:18:26.160 --> 00:18:28.599
<v Speaker 1>think I quite got it. Did we do a local

394
00:18:28.720 --> 00:18:31.799
<v Speaker 1>version of it? We did local? Yeah, because we've done

395
00:18:31.880 --> 00:18:36.039
<v Speaker 1>We've a low get this where a fortune? Yeah? I know.

396
00:18:36.319 --> 00:18:38.039
<v Speaker 1>I saw it on templane. I was like, oh, we'll

397
00:18:38.119 --> 00:18:39.880
<v Speaker 1>fortune straight up. But I'm like, oh, Graham Norton's hosting.

398
00:18:39.920 --> 00:18:41.839
<v Speaker 1>How's he still doing his show? It doesn't make sense. Yeah,

399
00:18:42.240 --> 00:18:45.400
<v Speaker 1>it's hosted by Graham Norton from the UK. It's filmed

400
00:18:45.640 --> 00:18:48.480
<v Speaker 1>in the UK, but as branded as a strike funk off,

401
00:18:48.599 --> 00:18:51.559
<v Speaker 1>but it's got Australian expats on it. It is the

402
00:18:51.680 --> 00:18:54.039
<v Speaker 1>and it is so bad? Is it so?

403
00:18:54.200 --> 00:18:54.599
<v Speaker 2>Now? It is?

404
00:18:55.039 --> 00:18:57.720
<v Speaker 1>Every time they spin the wheel and because we watched

405
00:18:57.720 --> 00:18:59.720
<v Speaker 1>the American wheel fortune occasional Nick or night and they

406
00:19:00.000 --> 00:19:02.519
<v Speaker 1>offer one hundred thousand dollars every time for a cash prize.

407
00:19:02.880 --> 00:19:04.920
<v Speaker 1>Every price posy you win in like five ten grand.

408
00:19:04.960 --> 00:19:06.920
<v Speaker 1>Like people leave of like five ten grand is a minimum, right,

409
00:19:07.160 --> 00:19:09.319
<v Speaker 1>Some people live like thirty forty fifty, one hundred plus

410
00:19:10.359 --> 00:19:13.119
<v Speaker 1>it's like one hundred dollars, one hundred and twenty dollars,

411
00:19:13.160 --> 00:19:15.720
<v Speaker 1>one hundred and three the jackpot. The jackpot is five

412
00:19:15.839 --> 00:19:17.720
<v Speaker 1>hundred in the States, it's five thousand. I spent that

413
00:19:17.839 --> 00:19:20.079
<v Speaker 1>much to get here. Yeah, And but every time the

414
00:19:20.079 --> 00:19:21.519
<v Speaker 1>wheel goes around before I get ss, the end of

415
00:19:21.519 --> 00:19:26.480
<v Speaker 1>the crowd goes oh. And it's like that got old

416
00:19:26.519 --> 00:19:30.079
<v Speaker 1>after the second spin. Oh dear, it's so bad. It's

417
00:19:30.119 --> 00:19:31.920
<v Speaker 1>once a week, goes for an hour and never watch it.

418
00:19:32.880 --> 00:19:34.799
<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to Yeah, I don't recall if Australia ever

419
00:19:34.880 --> 00:19:37.000
<v Speaker 4>did its own version of Jeopardy one. Now we've borrowed

420
00:19:37.000 --> 00:19:39.279
<v Speaker 4>a whole bunch of formats from all over the world.

421
00:19:39.759 --> 00:19:43.279
<v Speaker 1>You nice is right, absolute banger, absolut Arry mda mate.

422
00:19:43.400 --> 00:19:47.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that guy. I don't know if we're doing

423
00:19:47.119 --> 00:19:49.359
<v Speaker 1>what a lord this episode, but a lord, let's do it?

424
00:19:49.400 --> 00:19:52.640
<v Speaker 1>What not, Larry, he's got a logo this year, finally, finally,

425
00:19:53.440 --> 00:19:55.640
<v Speaker 1>last year whatever, I think it was this year. But yeah,

426
00:19:55.680 --> 00:19:57.880
<v Speaker 1>so we did prices, right, we did a fortune, obviously

427
00:19:58.000 --> 00:20:00.680
<v Speaker 1>we did. What else did we do? Phrase I believe

428
00:20:00.759 --> 00:20:03.759
<v Speaker 1>was maybe a UK show to catch Hollywood squares, but

429
00:20:03.839 --> 00:20:07.839
<v Speaker 1>we called it something different, Celebrity Squares. Yeah, blanks like blanks.

430
00:20:07.920 --> 00:20:10.680
<v Speaker 1>Was that an American show? I believe so might have been.

431
00:20:11.319 --> 00:20:13.319
<v Speaker 1>It was because they'd make a joking Will and Grace

432
00:20:13.359 --> 00:20:16.400
<v Speaker 1>once you're mocking blankety blanks. Yeah, yeah, Greg Kennedy, what

433
00:20:16.559 --> 00:20:19.680
<v Speaker 1>a lord? That guy's a lot. Anyway, let's get into

434
00:20:19.720 --> 00:20:20.440
<v Speaker 1>the roof, shall we.

435
00:20:20.680 --> 00:20:23.559
<v Speaker 4>Stop loading it up? And yeah, talking about the well

436
00:20:23.599 --> 00:20:24.680
<v Speaker 4>we're talking about this in the first place.

437
00:20:25.920 --> 00:20:28.640
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's right. So the chopboall gag is Rudolf. Rudolph's

438
00:20:28.640 --> 00:20:31.519
<v Speaker 1>red nose is not alcohol related, and the couch gag

439
00:20:31.799 --> 00:20:34.240
<v Speaker 1>is the Simpsons shake up a snow globe which contains

440
00:20:34.279 --> 00:20:37.599
<v Speaker 1>the Simpsons sitting on the couch. And then first and

441
00:20:37.799 --> 00:20:39.920
<v Speaker 1>second I'm not sure what that's referring to. First, maybe

442
00:20:39.920 --> 00:20:42.000
<v Speaker 1>it's the first time and the second time the Simpsons

443
00:20:42.079 --> 00:20:43.640
<v Speaker 1>run to the living room only to notice that everything

444
00:20:43.640 --> 00:20:46.799
<v Speaker 1>has been stolen, which includes their couch. Maybe the second

445
00:20:46.839 --> 00:20:50.240
<v Speaker 1>time they aired it. This one, he had the snow globe, right,

446
00:20:50.400 --> 00:20:53.839
<v Speaker 1>I believe so? Yeah, which is I guess it makes

447
00:20:53.880 --> 00:20:56.759
<v Speaker 1>sense if you've seen the episode's got no catch anymore? Yeah, yeah, Anyway,

448
00:20:57.319 --> 00:20:59.200
<v Speaker 1>if you're a fan of everything we do here at

449
00:20:59.279 --> 00:21:01.240
<v Speaker 1>four Finger disc yeah, but you're tired of hearing these

450
00:21:01.319 --> 00:21:04.279
<v Speaker 1>pesky ads, then you'll absolutely love being a member of

451
00:21:04.440 --> 00:21:06.599
<v Speaker 1>the four Finger Discount family on Patreon, where you not

452
00:21:06.680 --> 00:21:10.279
<v Speaker 1>only get access to over one hundred hours of bonus podcasts,

453
00:21:10.480 --> 00:21:12.480
<v Speaker 1>but you also get access to this show early and

454
00:21:12.640 --> 00:21:15.119
<v Speaker 1>add free every single week, as well as access to

455
00:21:15.200 --> 00:21:18.480
<v Speaker 1>our exclusive Facebook and Discord communities, and so much more.

456
00:21:18.680 --> 00:21:20.599
<v Speaker 1>So go ahead join the family today and support your

457
00:21:20.599 --> 00:21:22.240
<v Speaker 1>pals Guy and Dando for as little as one dollar

458
00:21:22.279 --> 00:21:25.240
<v Speaker 1>per month at patreon dot com slash fourth Finger Discount.

459
00:21:25.640 --> 00:21:30.200
<v Speaker 1>So the episode kicks off with the fam mustay the

460
00:21:30.240 --> 00:21:33.799
<v Speaker 1>family of the family, just the parents driving to the supermarket. Oh,

461
00:21:33.839 --> 00:21:35.720
<v Speaker 1>like I said, the apartment store. I should say, is

462
00:21:35.759 --> 00:21:37.079
<v Speaker 1>it the Try and say what was it? Try and say,

463
00:21:37.160 --> 00:21:38.680
<v Speaker 1>Try and say what's Try and say You have little

464
00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:40.799
<v Speaker 1>reference to March being not proud. The heater in the

465
00:21:40.880 --> 00:21:44.039
<v Speaker 1>car is not working. He always leaves the Christmas shopping

466
00:21:44.079 --> 00:21:46.279
<v Speaker 1>to Christmas Eve because he craves the hustle and bustle

467
00:21:46.440 --> 00:21:48.400
<v Speaker 1>we all do until we don't until we get there.

468
00:21:48.480 --> 00:21:50.400
<v Speaker 4>How many times have we said recently in the lead

469
00:21:50.480 --> 00:21:52.759
<v Speaker 4>up to Christmas, like, I mean, I'd sent you that

470
00:21:53.279 --> 00:21:56.319
<v Speaker 4>yeah video the other day, that sort of synthwave soundtrake

471
00:21:56.400 --> 00:22:00.799
<v Speaker 4>of just more footage from the early nineteen nineteen and

472
00:22:01.400 --> 00:22:04.160
<v Speaker 4>we're like, oh, people interacting with down, isn't it gordous?

473
00:22:04.319 --> 00:22:06.279
<v Speaker 4>Not long after I did that, I went to the supermarkets, like,

474
00:22:06.559 --> 00:22:08.240
<v Speaker 4>this car park's too fucking full, all.

475
00:22:08.200 --> 00:22:12.680
<v Speaker 1>These people, everything's crammed in there. That car of the coals, Yeah,

476
00:22:12.960 --> 00:22:15.400
<v Speaker 1>worst car park design in the history of car parks.

477
00:22:15.720 --> 00:22:17.720
<v Speaker 1>We've always said, kind of been getting two cars, can't

478
00:22:17.720 --> 00:22:18.559
<v Speaker 1>get in and out at the same time.

479
00:22:18.599 --> 00:22:22.079
<v Speaker 4>That true, Yeah, look pros pros of that coals, pale

480
00:22:22.119 --> 00:22:30.200
<v Speaker 4>guy of coal, the car, everything else prices to mention,

481
00:22:30.519 --> 00:22:35.759
<v Speaker 4>these coal still has ship on the shelves. Were we

482
00:22:35.920 --> 00:22:38.039
<v Speaker 4>just being grouches and talking? Were we recently talking about

483
00:22:38.039 --> 00:22:40.839
<v Speaker 4>it going to walls and Soviet Russia or something?

484
00:22:41.000 --> 00:22:44.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Terrible? Yeah, not good, but they have it parks

485
00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:46.759
<v Speaker 1>across the three handicaped spaces, and he says Sandy's got

486
00:22:46.799 --> 00:22:49.279
<v Speaker 1>a little trick of his sleeve. And as he takes

487
00:22:49.319 --> 00:22:51.880
<v Speaker 1>the control of Registered nine, everyone comes through because it's

488
00:22:51.880 --> 00:22:54.000
<v Speaker 1>all busy, and he just takes everyone stuff. But at

489
00:22:54.079 --> 00:22:55.799
<v Speaker 1>least he puts money in the cash. He doesn't steal it,

490
00:22:56.279 --> 00:22:59.160
<v Speaker 1>he pays for it. He screws over the customers, but

491
00:22:59.240 --> 00:23:01.039
<v Speaker 1>at least he paid for the stuff. Well, imagine if

492
00:23:01.079 --> 00:23:03.240
<v Speaker 1>Arland was there and he had he actually got his

493
00:23:03.359 --> 00:23:07.079
<v Speaker 1>turboe man, furious, furious. I saw a clip on social

494
00:23:07.079 --> 00:23:08.720
<v Speaker 1>media this week. I need to re watch Kindergarten Cop

495
00:23:08.839 --> 00:23:11.000
<v Speaker 1>because I forgot about the scene where Arnold beats up

496
00:23:11.000 --> 00:23:14.839
<v Speaker 1>the abusive father. That's right, what a lord. And the

497
00:23:14.920 --> 00:23:17.000
<v Speaker 1>best part was the principals was like to hit the

498
00:23:17.039 --> 00:23:21.480
<v Speaker 1>son of a bitch and you're like, nice work, Detective

499
00:23:21.519 --> 00:23:24.039
<v Speaker 1>John Kimball or whatever his name is. Yeah, good movie boys,

500
00:23:24.200 --> 00:23:28.000
<v Speaker 1>Penis girls have vaginas, that's anything that's that kid got canceled.

501
00:23:28.400 --> 00:23:28.839
<v Speaker 6>He really.

502
00:23:32.319 --> 00:23:35.440
<v Speaker 1>That's not inclusive, but it's now been disneyflis the warning

503
00:23:35.440 --> 00:23:35.640
<v Speaker 1>at the.

504
00:23:35.599 --> 00:23:43.039
<v Speaker 4>Start warning Arnold smokes cigar and some kid, I don't

505
00:23:43.079 --> 00:23:47.079
<v Speaker 4>know what to say about it has thoughts about gender expresses,

506
00:23:47.160 --> 00:23:47.880
<v Speaker 4>gender opinions.

507
00:23:47.960 --> 00:23:52.000
<v Speaker 1>Yes, so the kids are now watching a fireplace on

508
00:23:52.079 --> 00:23:54.720
<v Speaker 1>the TV in front of the actual fireplace. It's just

509
00:23:54.799 --> 00:23:56.880
<v Speaker 1>I thought they captured this Christmas eve vibe here. It's

510
00:23:56.920 --> 00:23:59.960
<v Speaker 1>like Mum's making some cookies, so she's made Christmas tree

511
00:24:00.039 --> 00:24:01.839
<v Speaker 1>for the girls, bloody spear heads for Bard. The kids

512
00:24:01.880 --> 00:24:05.039
<v Speaker 1>are excited it's Christmas time. Why the presents are already

513
00:24:05.039 --> 00:24:07.559
<v Speaker 1>out is beyond me. I know my cousins used to

514
00:24:07.599 --> 00:24:09.640
<v Speaker 1>do this. They have They put the presents out three

515
00:24:09.680 --> 00:24:11.559
<v Speaker 1>weeks before Christmas and they're sitting there and I'm like,

516
00:24:12.759 --> 00:24:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Santa's supposed to bring them, okay, building anticipation. Apparently they

517
00:24:17.640 --> 00:24:20.279
<v Speaker 1>go these times from Rom and Dad and then a

518
00:24:20.319 --> 00:24:23.960
<v Speaker 1>few extras from Santa would arrive on Christmas. You've got

519
00:24:24.079 --> 00:24:26.759
<v Speaker 1>to be You've got to be on your game when

520
00:24:26.799 --> 00:24:28.079
<v Speaker 1>it comes to that kind of thing. I think as

521
00:24:28.079 --> 00:24:30.119
<v Speaker 1>a kid, I preferred the idea of there's nothing there

522
00:24:30.119 --> 00:24:30.960
<v Speaker 1>when you wake up, it's.

523
00:24:30.799 --> 00:24:32.279
<v Speaker 7>Like whow where this is all going wrong?

524
00:24:32.720 --> 00:24:32.920
<v Speaker 2>I know.

525
00:24:33.079 --> 00:24:35.039
<v Speaker 1>I was like the idea of like it's a preview

526
00:24:35.079 --> 00:24:37.759
<v Speaker 1>of coming attraction, Like holy shitt, look at all this stuff.

527
00:24:37.759 --> 00:24:41.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm the talking shit. You do do do do do do.

528
00:24:42.599 --> 00:24:45.039
<v Speaker 1>But there's a nice animation here just holding up the

529
00:24:45.599 --> 00:24:47.839
<v Speaker 1>cookie of the tree brings it down. And this here,

530
00:24:47.960 --> 00:24:52.960
<v Speaker 1>I never realized this watching it. Time's past mentioned how

531
00:24:53.000 --> 00:24:56.000
<v Speaker 1>the previous tree was aluminium, aluminum for the people in

532
00:24:56.039 --> 00:24:58.599
<v Speaker 1>the States, but now they've got a plastic one. To explain,

533
00:24:58.680 --> 00:25:00.799
<v Speaker 1>white just melts. It's a set fire to the house.

534
00:25:00.839 --> 00:25:03.319
<v Speaker 1>Why didn't set fire to the car? But because Nicholas like, why,

535
00:25:03.519 --> 00:25:05.359
<v Speaker 1>I've been in the house, and I was like, you

536
00:25:05.440 --> 00:25:08.240
<v Speaker 1>get a point, just sort of melted like the Wicked Witch.

537
00:25:10.079 --> 00:25:13.880
<v Speaker 1>But yes, it's now plastic. And they hear the sounds outside.

538
00:25:14.200 --> 00:25:17.279
<v Speaker 1>Could it be? I thought, such innocent childlike, what would

539
00:25:17.279 --> 00:25:19.839
<v Speaker 1>you call wholesomeness? But no, it's Homer putting lights upon

540
00:25:19.880 --> 00:25:21.799
<v Speaker 1>the house. The one thing I will say about this,

541
00:25:21.960 --> 00:25:24.799
<v Speaker 1>you know shows in the lights, it's craptacular. Well, one

542
00:25:24.960 --> 00:25:27.359
<v Speaker 1>takeaway was what I mean, So how mus putting lights

543
00:25:27.440 --> 00:25:29.240
<v Speaker 1>up on Christmas even at night? What's the point?

544
00:25:29.599 --> 00:25:33.759
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And as soon as we've done recording today, once

545
00:25:33.799 --> 00:25:36.759
<v Speaker 4>I've taken care of other business, I'll be getting out

546
00:25:36.759 --> 00:25:38.559
<v Speaker 4>with my little step ladder and my hammer and my

547
00:25:38.640 --> 00:25:41.200
<v Speaker 4>thing of nails and putting up a little thing.

548
00:25:41.240 --> 00:25:45.720
<v Speaker 1>It's a little string of lights, sour solar powered Christmas lights.

549
00:25:45.759 --> 00:25:48.559
<v Speaker 1>Oh a nice one, I really do. I rarely do that,

550
00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:50.640
<v Speaker 1>but I don't know. I'm feeling.

551
00:25:51.000 --> 00:25:53.640
<v Speaker 4>I feel like it's my off on you. It is,

552
00:25:54.079 --> 00:25:57.960
<v Speaker 4>so stop rubbing off because you're just like, bah, that's

553
00:25:58.000 --> 00:26:01.880
<v Speaker 4>an hr issue. You're rubbing off of me. No, but

554
00:26:01.880 --> 00:26:02.480
<v Speaker 4>it's true you are.

555
00:26:02.559 --> 00:26:05.480
<v Speaker 1>You're very Christmasy, and yeah, I get the feeling. I've

556
00:26:05.480 --> 00:26:07.039
<v Speaker 1>got no Christmas lights, so I keep saying I'm going

557
00:26:07.079 --> 00:26:09.000
<v Speaker 1>to but okay, do you toashing them to bricks? And

558
00:26:09.000 --> 00:26:11.359
<v Speaker 1>then it's like taking them down again? And I wouldn'tight

559
00:26:11.400 --> 00:26:13.799
<v Speaker 1>happen to just g I'm rubbing off on you inflatorable

560
00:26:13.799 --> 00:26:15.039
<v Speaker 1>stuff at the front where you can sort of have

561
00:26:15.079 --> 00:26:16.640
<v Speaker 1>stuff into the ground, but playing it to the house

562
00:26:16.680 --> 00:26:18.759
<v Speaker 1>it's like, oh, this requires it. I know the kids

563
00:26:18.759 --> 00:26:19.920
<v Speaker 1>would love it. So I feel like I'm going to

564
00:26:20.000 --> 00:26:21.559
<v Speaker 1>do it. I feel like we're going the way to Melbourn.

565
00:26:21.559 --> 00:26:22.880
<v Speaker 1>We're going to way to melb We're going to Melbourne

566
00:26:22.880 --> 00:26:25.839
<v Speaker 1>this weekend to watch actually Home Alone with the orchestra,

567
00:26:25.960 --> 00:26:28.240
<v Speaker 1>and the kids are coming with us because Alie came

568
00:26:28.279 --> 00:26:29.920
<v Speaker 1>with me to see my Christmas car a couple of

569
00:26:29.960 --> 00:26:32.039
<v Speaker 1>years ago, and the kids both love homolone. It's the

570
00:26:32.039 --> 00:26:33.880
<v Speaker 1>home alone one. I always prefer ham Alone two, but

571
00:26:34.000 --> 00:26:35.640
<v Speaker 1>we go to hamelone one with the orchestra. Should be

572
00:26:35.680 --> 00:26:37.920
<v Speaker 1>great hereing that score. And it's the first time the

573
00:26:38.000 --> 00:26:39.440
<v Speaker 1>kids have ever stayed at a hotel, so they're really

574
00:26:39.440 --> 00:26:41.400
<v Speaker 1>excited to stay at a hotel. How get on some

575
00:26:41.519 --> 00:26:43.519
<v Speaker 1>room service. Yes, we're going to Yeah.

576
00:26:44.839 --> 00:26:50.640
<v Speaker 2>August pocus mucus pugas. My powers of deduction tell me

577
00:26:50.759 --> 00:26:58.559
<v Speaker 2>you're getting a handmade sweater, possibly yellow. Mom, Magan stuff.

578
00:26:58.400 --> 00:27:01.680
<v Speaker 7>Bart put down that yellow sweater. Nobody's going near their

579
00:27:01.759 --> 00:27:08.640
<v Speaker 7>presence until seven o'clock tomorrow morning, seven am, no earlier.

580
00:27:09.000 --> 00:27:11.119
<v Speaker 7>And you can't set your alarm clocks because I got

581
00:27:11.319 --> 00:27:15.720
<v Speaker 7>them for once. We're going to celebrate Christmas as a family.

582
00:27:17.400 --> 00:27:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Hello, anybody, bar is now drinking twelve glasses of water

583
00:27:25.680 --> 00:27:27.720
<v Speaker 1>because he wants to stay. Wants them to wake him

584
00:27:27.799 --> 00:27:28.799
<v Speaker 1>up to go to the toilet so he can get

585
00:27:28.880 --> 00:27:32.799
<v Speaker 1>up early. Lisa mentions the Indians. Yeah, native American. That's

586
00:27:32.839 --> 00:27:36.359
<v Speaker 1>went now Referrington. But back in first people's yes seven,

587
00:27:36.400 --> 00:27:39.079
<v Speaker 1>they were still referred to as Indians, including the baseball team,

588
00:27:39.079 --> 00:27:41.559
<v Speaker 1>which are now no longer there. The other Redskins weren't

589
00:27:41.559 --> 00:27:43.519
<v Speaker 1>they I believe? So, yes, what are they now?

590
00:27:44.359 --> 00:27:44.720
<v Speaker 2>What are the.

591
00:27:44.680 --> 00:27:49.039
<v Speaker 1>Redskins changed to? Were the Chiefs? The Washington name? Washington

592
00:27:49.079 --> 00:27:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Reskins became the Washington Commanders. Okay, Washington Redskins. Our football

593
00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:56.960
<v Speaker 1>team changes into the Washington Commanders. What about the Cleveland Yeah,

594
00:27:57.039 --> 00:28:02.200
<v Speaker 1>Cleveland Redskins with cheap Whoo literally his name chief a

595
00:28:02.279 --> 00:28:05.599
<v Speaker 1>Chief Wahoo. What's his name? I believe? So the Cleveland

596
00:28:05.680 --> 00:28:08.440
<v Speaker 1>team is now the Cleveland Guardians. Good times there with

597
00:28:08.480 --> 00:28:10.519
<v Speaker 1>the going through the Galaxy films takes some money out

598
00:28:10.519 --> 00:28:13.720
<v Speaker 1>of that, so then we get a really cool dream sinking.

599
00:28:13.759 --> 00:28:15.400
<v Speaker 1>So don't we hear we do? Yeah? Just the various.

600
00:28:15.640 --> 00:28:17.519
<v Speaker 1>I think it's another one of those moments where I

601
00:28:17.559 --> 00:28:20.119
<v Speaker 1>didn't quite get it as a little kid, and as

602
00:28:20.160 --> 00:28:21.519
<v Speaker 1>a g I was like, oh's you got the hose

603
00:28:21.640 --> 00:28:24.160
<v Speaker 1>that the outpham with the trunk, the fireman with the

604
00:28:24.200 --> 00:28:28.000
<v Speaker 1>hose and go go go PPP wakes up and I

605
00:28:28.720 --> 00:28:31.640
<v Speaker 1>love this. How good is it when you know you

606
00:28:31.720 --> 00:28:32.960
<v Speaker 1>have to get up for something and he set the

607
00:28:33.039 --> 00:28:34.920
<v Speaker 1>alarm and he's still have that element of oh god,

608
00:28:35.000 --> 00:28:38.440
<v Speaker 1>I hope I still wake up. And you wake up

609
00:28:38.480 --> 00:28:43.839
<v Speaker 1>and it's like, oh, I've done it. I've gone up

610
00:28:43.880 --> 00:28:45.839
<v Speaker 1>in time. All This morning actually worked for me. It

611
00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:49.119
<v Speaker 1>was relatable because my alarm was set for seven thirty

612
00:28:49.160 --> 00:28:50.839
<v Speaker 1>to get out of bed because the kids like having breakfast.

613
00:28:50.880 --> 00:28:52.279
<v Speaker 1>I got baken from went back to bed, and I

614
00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:54.039
<v Speaker 1>was like all right, and seven thirty alarm went off

615
00:28:54.039 --> 00:28:56.119
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh, just no ten minutes and

616
00:28:56.160 --> 00:28:58.640
<v Speaker 1>then I wake up and it was like quarter to eight.

617
00:28:58.680 --> 00:29:00.039
<v Speaker 1>I can't work up. I was like, oh fuck, go

618
00:29:00.119 --> 00:29:03.599
<v Speaker 1>fall asleep and learn court date. And I was like, okay,

619
00:29:03.759 --> 00:29:07.160
<v Speaker 1>it's okay, it's okay. Yeah, but wait, I do like

620
00:29:07.240 --> 00:29:09.119
<v Speaker 1>waking up if I've had a good night's sleep, waking

621
00:29:09.200 --> 00:29:12.400
<v Speaker 1>up early, hearing like the magpies outside seeing the sun.

622
00:29:12.519 --> 00:29:15.200
<v Speaker 1>It's awesome. Oh yeah, I'm trying to do it more

623
00:29:15.240 --> 00:29:15.559
<v Speaker 1>and more.

624
00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:18.359
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I'm sending my alarm for six fifteen these days,

625
00:29:18.359 --> 00:29:21.079
<v Speaker 4>and I was up at about six fifteen this so it's.

626
00:29:20.960 --> 00:29:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Great, especially when it's coming to summer. It's warm already. Yeah,

627
00:29:24.119 --> 00:29:27.119
<v Speaker 1>the world's nice and quiet. That many cars out in there.

628
00:29:27.519 --> 00:29:29.759
<v Speaker 1>It gets like eight thirty nine am. And that Church

629
00:29:29.759 --> 00:29:32.640
<v Speaker 1>Street near where you live is heck, dick, sure is yeah?

630
00:29:32.720 --> 00:29:35.680
<v Speaker 1>Not good at all? Yes, So Marge so yeah, So

631
00:29:35.759 --> 00:29:38.920
<v Speaker 1>he goes downstairs, but goes downstairs and he opens up

632
00:29:38.960 --> 00:29:41.039
<v Speaker 1>the letter from Aunt Salomon, got some cash there. Then

633
00:29:41.079 --> 00:29:42.839
<v Speaker 1>he finds the letter from Santa and that's exactly what

634
00:29:42.880 --> 00:29:44.759
<v Speaker 1>he's looking for. The lead of the present sorry, and

635
00:29:44.839 --> 00:29:48.039
<v Speaker 1>it's the inferno Buster three thousand. I love toy toy

636
00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:52.519
<v Speaker 1>names buster and he I knew Sander wouldn't have time

637
00:29:52.519 --> 00:29:54.319
<v Speaker 1>to check that list twice as a good line, and

638
00:29:54.440 --> 00:29:56.400
<v Speaker 1>he plays with the toy, accidentally starts the fire by

639
00:29:56.440 --> 00:29:58.720
<v Speaker 1>squirting the water onto the powerpoints, cause it to all

640
00:29:58.799 --> 00:30:01.599
<v Speaker 1>mauled down very over loud loaded the PowerPoint one. Yes

641
00:30:01.680 --> 00:30:04.640
<v Speaker 1>it was indeed, yeah, classic Simpsons and melts down the tree.

642
00:30:04.920 --> 00:30:07.839
<v Speaker 1>March think she heard a noise, but the snores she

643
00:30:08.039 --> 00:30:11.200
<v Speaker 1>quiet this noise listen, n at off and Bart buries

644
00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:13.519
<v Speaker 1>it outside. This reminded me. Have you had a moment

645
00:30:13.559 --> 00:30:15.920
<v Speaker 1>where you've you're trying to hide something before anyone else

646
00:30:16.000 --> 00:30:18.680
<v Speaker 1>finds it? So for me, though, this reminds literally honestly

647
00:30:18.720 --> 00:30:20.039
<v Speaker 1>reminded me of when I was a closer to wet

648
00:30:20.079 --> 00:30:22.039
<v Speaker 1>the bed till I was like twelve, right, I remember

649
00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:25.920
<v Speaker 1>staying at my NaN's place. I slept on the couch

650
00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:28.319
<v Speaker 1>and I wet the beaver on her couch. I spent

651
00:30:28.400 --> 00:30:31.319
<v Speaker 1>like all mourning trying to like clean it and scrub it.

652
00:30:31.359 --> 00:30:33.160
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, what are you doing? Like I was

653
00:30:33.200 --> 00:30:35.240
<v Speaker 1>like so sad. She's like, you could have just told me,

654
00:30:35.279 --> 00:30:36.240
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh, no, it doesn't.

655
00:30:38.079 --> 00:30:41.599
<v Speaker 4>I'm sure I have more incidents like that in my past,

656
00:30:41.640 --> 00:30:43.720
<v Speaker 4>and I can recall right now. But the body is

657
00:30:43.759 --> 00:30:44.960
<v Speaker 4>the one that springs to minds.

658
00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:56.000
<v Speaker 7>What where's Christmas? Yes, sir, where's Christmas?

659
00:30:57.240 --> 00:31:02.039
<v Speaker 2>Bike? What were you doing outside? I don't know how

660
00:31:02.079 --> 00:31:05.079
<v Speaker 2>to tell you this, but I came down a little early,

661
00:31:05.359 --> 00:31:14.599
<v Speaker 2>and well I saw a burglar and he was he

662
00:31:18.759 --> 00:31:19.559
<v Speaker 2>including the drink?

663
00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:28.000
<v Speaker 7>How could somebody?

664
00:31:28.240 --> 00:31:35.559
<v Speaker 3>I know, we skip church.

665
00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:42.400
<v Speaker 1>I've always loved Homers. Where's Christmas? Who designed his house?

666
00:31:42.440 --> 00:31:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Where's Christmas? With the hose? Who designed this house? But yeah,

667
00:31:46.480 --> 00:31:48.799
<v Speaker 1>so just the clearly Bart was going to tell them

668
00:31:48.920 --> 00:31:51.000
<v Speaker 1>sesel looks on their faces can't break their hearts. And

669
00:31:51.119 --> 00:31:53.640
<v Speaker 1>so he says that he saw the burglar. So then

670
00:31:53.720 --> 00:31:55.480
<v Speaker 1>we have the police taking all the details and the

671
00:31:55.519 --> 00:31:58.240
<v Speaker 1>glass eye, wooden legs, scar on his cheek, anything unusual

672
00:31:59.079 --> 00:32:02.200
<v Speaker 1>looks for hands? Yeah, the convict shired on a sack

673
00:32:02.279 --> 00:32:04.759
<v Speaker 1>of the Dollar's ligne classic burglar and Lou knows are

674
00:32:04.799 --> 00:32:06.440
<v Speaker 1>never going to catch his guy is the joke kid

675
00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:09.599
<v Speaker 1>that Lou knows he's lying because he goes, we'll catch

676
00:32:09.680 --> 00:32:11.920
<v Speaker 1>him and he goes cheef. So is it that he's

677
00:32:11.920 --> 00:32:14.200
<v Speaker 1>saying clearly he's making it up, or is it that

678
00:32:14.319 --> 00:32:17.160
<v Speaker 1>he's so your typical burglar that would now have no

679
00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:20.200
<v Speaker 1>chance of catching them? It could go either way. Could Yeah,

680
00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:23.559
<v Speaker 1>the first one makes what makes more sense for the

681
00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:27.720
<v Speaker 1>episode that he doesn't know that he's lying, because why

682
00:32:27.759 --> 00:32:32.119
<v Speaker 1>else would they be donating money? Yeah, good point, but yeah,

683
00:32:32.319 --> 00:32:35.559
<v Speaker 1>that makes sense. But he says, all right, kids will

684
00:32:35.680 --> 00:32:37.519
<v Speaker 1>no easy way to say this. God hates us and

685
00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:39.640
<v Speaker 1>says I'm forgetting the true meaning here the birth of

686
00:32:39.720 --> 00:32:42.480
<v Speaker 1>Santa and it's not about material things. List suggest we

687
00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:44.200
<v Speaker 1>should go walk down to the old folks home. As

688
00:32:44.319 --> 00:32:46.680
<v Speaker 1>they walk past the Flanders house, and he's got a

689
00:32:46.759 --> 00:32:49.400
<v Speaker 1>unicycle and the kids of a pony. They pretend to

690
00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:51.920
<v Speaker 1>have new cross cross country skis right, which from the

691
00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:54.880
<v Speaker 1>first shot works because they're hut behind behind like a snowpile.

692
00:32:55.279 --> 00:32:56.839
<v Speaker 1>But when the Flanners are looking at through the window,

693
00:32:56.920 --> 00:32:58.480
<v Speaker 1>there's no snowpile in front of them. You just see

694
00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:02.839
<v Speaker 1>their feet, like, is that an anime error? Yeah, it's bizarre.

695
00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:06.000
<v Speaker 1>That feels like a did you see their feet and

696
00:33:06.039 --> 00:33:08.200
<v Speaker 1>it's like it feels like a glitch. Yeah, it's odd.

697
00:33:08.440 --> 00:33:11.079
<v Speaker 1>The Hibbits now have snowmobiles. Not as fun as it looks.

698
00:33:11.200 --> 00:33:13.440
<v Speaker 1>Nothing could be as fun as that looks. This was

699
00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:15.960
<v Speaker 1>also awesome. So Mealhouse has the tickle to be crusty.

700
00:33:16.400 --> 00:33:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Don't put your finger in the whatever, you can get

701
00:33:17.920 --> 00:33:19.519
<v Speaker 1>your finger out of there. But the snowball hitting it,

702
00:33:19.559 --> 00:33:24.359
<v Speaker 1>and it's Homer's fun. The old folks, though, unfortunately for

703
00:33:24.400 --> 00:33:27.559
<v Speaker 1>the Simpsons, are all happy because the pharmaceutical man rocked

704
00:33:27.640 --> 00:33:29.400
<v Speaker 1>up and he shot him full of Christmas cheer. That's right.

705
00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:31.240
<v Speaker 1>He can't feel anything below his neck or something. Yeah,

706
00:33:31.279 --> 00:33:33.279
<v Speaker 1>Now apparently they're all dancing here the same way as

707
00:33:33.319 --> 00:33:36.279
<v Speaker 1>we just did. Treut four nineteen say as Peanuts, Yeah,

708
00:33:36.319 --> 00:33:40.319
<v Speaker 1>the Peanuts Christmas Special. Yeah. Great, Homer is now at Moe's.

709
00:33:40.559 --> 00:33:42.680
<v Speaker 1>He's all drunk and sad on Christmas Day.

710
00:33:43.599 --> 00:33:48.400
<v Speaker 7>This seems Yeah, sounds like you're having a rough Christmas

711
00:33:48.480 --> 00:33:50.920
<v Speaker 7>hammer you know what. I blame that trying to breakdown

712
00:33:51.000 --> 00:33:52.240
<v Speaker 7>of society.

713
00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:58.559
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you're right, Mo, You're o Mo, harm Lock. Your

714
00:33:58.640 --> 00:34:02.599
<v Speaker 5>house is on too bad? Hey, you take that back, Barney,

715
00:34:03.000 --> 00:34:05.960
<v Speaker 5>nice ride, stay honest, old man.

716
00:34:06.039 --> 00:34:08.960
<v Speaker 6>Dateline, Kent Brockman. I'm here at the scene of the

717
00:34:09.159 --> 00:34:12.440
<v Speaker 6>Christmas burglary where the creature was stirring last night, and

718
00:34:12.639 --> 00:34:16.960
<v Speaker 6>what he was stirring was up trouble. Is your husband

719
00:34:17.039 --> 00:34:17.880
<v Speaker 6>or lover here, ma'am?

720
00:34:18.239 --> 00:34:21.119
<v Speaker 2>No, my husband is at church.

721
00:34:22.280 --> 00:34:24.639
<v Speaker 5>That's my girl. I love you, Marcherie.

722
00:34:25.119 --> 00:34:26.280
<v Speaker 7>Yes, he's quite a gap.

723
00:34:26.880 --> 00:34:28.199
<v Speaker 5>Eh, shut up.

724
00:34:28.519 --> 00:34:32.599
<v Speaker 6>So when you realized Christmas was ruined? How did you feel?

725
00:34:33.119 --> 00:34:33.719
<v Speaker 7>How do you think?

726
00:34:33.840 --> 00:34:40.320
<v Speaker 6>I felt absolutely devastated, absolutely devastated, the words of a

727
00:34:40.559 --> 00:34:43.840
<v Speaker 6>heartbroken mother. For there will be no fire truck for

728
00:34:43.880 --> 00:34:47.880
<v Speaker 6>a little bart, no sweater for little Lisa, no Cajun

729
00:34:48.039 --> 00:34:52.800
<v Speaker 6>sausage for a little Homer. oOoOO. So, while you're home

730
00:34:52.920 --> 00:34:57.599
<v Speaker 6>today eating your sweet, sweet holiday turkey, I hope you'll

731
00:34:57.639 --> 00:35:00.280
<v Speaker 6>all choke just a little little bit.

732
00:35:01.119 --> 00:35:03.239
<v Speaker 1>What you thought on Brocken asking, hoping everyone chokes just

733
00:35:03.280 --> 00:35:09.320
<v Speaker 1>a little bit. You need a little litorializing something. The dramatics. Yes,

734
00:35:09.480 --> 00:35:12.119
<v Speaker 1>Bhoma gets home and looks down in these dormat is like, yeah,

735
00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:14.760
<v Speaker 1>season greenings, whatever walks and everyone's donated all their money

736
00:35:14.760 --> 00:35:17.480
<v Speaker 1>because of the new story they've seen, including Moe and

737
00:35:17.639 --> 00:35:21.840
<v Speaker 1>Barney probably beat him a home. This is another are

738
00:35:21.880 --> 00:35:25.880
<v Speaker 1>they feet or are they Skis Burns is asked for

739
00:35:26.039 --> 00:35:28.480
<v Speaker 1>change for a button. I know this was a take

740
00:35:28.519 --> 00:35:30.320
<v Speaker 1>off of from the film with the Piano right now,

741
00:35:30.400 --> 00:35:32.119
<v Speaker 1>young at List, but I thought the young at least

742
00:35:32.119 --> 00:35:34.440
<v Speaker 1>in the moment. I've never really liked it. I get it,

743
00:35:34.480 --> 00:35:35.760
<v Speaker 1>but it just makes how it come across like a

744
00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:36.360
<v Speaker 1>real prick.

745
00:35:36.639 --> 00:35:38.920
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, particularly at this moment when you know everything's

746
00:35:38.960 --> 00:35:39.480
<v Speaker 4>going their way.

747
00:35:39.719 --> 00:35:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just yeah, I don't know, it just seems odd.

748
00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:44.559
<v Speaker 1>But if Flannders gives the top of his tree patches

749
00:35:44.599 --> 00:35:46.639
<v Speaker 1>and poor Violet give that the dollar has been saving up,

750
00:35:47.000 --> 00:35:48.880
<v Speaker 1>gives a tip jar from the bar, they're fifteen k

751
00:35:49.159 --> 00:35:52.559
<v Speaker 1>This is where you're talking about Rusty fifteen thousand mazillions,

752
00:35:53.119 --> 00:35:55.880
<v Speaker 1>Holy shmoli whatever? What do you do? Like blinking? And

753
00:35:56.000 --> 00:35:58.519
<v Speaker 1>then this is probably my favorite moment the whole scene though,

754
00:35:59.039 --> 00:36:00.199
<v Speaker 1>where they asked what you're going to do with it?

755
00:36:00.280 --> 00:36:01.960
<v Speaker 1>And then missus k is like, just go wild with it,

756
00:36:02.000 --> 00:36:04.320
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I love missus k. Oh yeah, just

757
00:36:04.360 --> 00:36:06.480
<v Speaker 1>giving that license that does go for it. Just just

758
00:36:06.599 --> 00:36:09.760
<v Speaker 1>don't enjoy yourself. You don't you agree? Similar yes, something

759
00:36:09.800 --> 00:36:14.199
<v Speaker 1>wild and little poor violence says I'd kiss you, but Simpson,

760
00:36:14.400 --> 00:36:16.159
<v Speaker 1>but the doctor says, I'm sick, and I'm like, oh man.

761
00:36:16.440 --> 00:36:21.440
<v Speaker 1>They've got a cliffs car is Chalet, Chalet Chalet, and

762
00:36:21.679 --> 00:36:23.800
<v Speaker 1>the car is now fifteen k instead of twelve K.

763
00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:28.000
<v Speaker 1>And he throws in the undercoading for two hundred but

764
00:36:28.360 --> 00:36:30.159
<v Speaker 1>just maybe should give this money to charitably, starting to

765
00:36:30.199 --> 00:36:31.679
<v Speaker 1>feel guilty, and the guy jabs him with the pen.

766
00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:34.159
<v Speaker 1>They're singing in their new car, singing the song, actually

767
00:36:34.159 --> 00:36:36.599
<v Speaker 1>having a great time, and then he overtakes the plower,

768
00:36:36.719 --> 00:36:40.079
<v Speaker 1>king like when they've pated a little. In universe things

769
00:36:40.079 --> 00:36:44.880
<v Speaker 1>that consuity, it's CEEU Simpsons cinematic universe. Yeah, it will

770
00:36:44.920 --> 00:36:48.360
<v Speaker 1>be cinematic universe. Would it be s tu stew would say,

771
00:36:48.360 --> 00:36:53.119
<v Speaker 1>television universe? What would you call? Because the television cinematic

772
00:36:53.119 --> 00:36:56.199
<v Speaker 1>sounds so much cool and television does. It's a cinematic

773
00:36:56.199 --> 00:37:03.639
<v Speaker 1>equivalent for TV television just television talamannic cinematic Simpsons Extended Universe,

774
00:37:03.719 --> 00:37:11.280
<v Speaker 1>Extend Universe, su CEU it Simpsons Extended Springfield, Springfield, Springfield,

775
00:37:11.400 --> 00:37:14.639
<v Speaker 1>Ye same letters, do same acronym. Yeah, let's go for it,

776
00:37:14.719 --> 00:37:18.480
<v Speaker 1>all right, we could just coined a phrase. But he

777
00:37:18.639 --> 00:37:20.760
<v Speaker 1>overtakes and loses control of the car. Everyone's given their

778
00:37:20.760 --> 00:37:22.679
<v Speaker 1>own opinion. I hate people trying to tell me how

779
00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:24.639
<v Speaker 1>to drive when I'm driving. Is there anything more infuriaty?

780
00:37:24.679 --> 00:37:26.760
<v Speaker 1>There's many things more furiator But if you're driving, someone's like,

781
00:37:27.559 --> 00:37:29.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, we can go this way, or you slow

782
00:37:29.360 --> 00:37:31.039
<v Speaker 1>down or whatever, it's like getting told to slow down

783
00:37:31.119 --> 00:37:31.719
<v Speaker 1>is like shut up.

784
00:37:32.000 --> 00:37:37.280
<v Speaker 4>Lovely the ways, God bless her. She's very circumspect when

785
00:37:37.320 --> 00:37:39.760
<v Speaker 4>it comes to not well, of course, no one should

786
00:37:39.800 --> 00:37:41.840
<v Speaker 4>run red lights. But she gets very cautious when it

787
00:37:41.880 --> 00:37:44.400
<v Speaker 4>comes to like, oh I'm not running that yellow light.

788
00:37:44.440 --> 00:37:47.679
<v Speaker 1>I won't running yellow. I judge my hand if it's

789
00:37:47.800 --> 00:37:50.280
<v Speaker 1>if it's red, after I'm in the intersection, I'm fine.

790
00:37:50.480 --> 00:37:54.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh that's there. That's if you're

791
00:37:54.280 --> 00:37:56.760
<v Speaker 1>in the intersection before it goes read, you're fine. Absolutely yeah.

792
00:37:57.199 --> 00:37:59.519
<v Speaker 4>But she did it once, she sort of we were

793
00:37:59.559 --> 00:38:02.559
<v Speaker 4>closely in the sections, gone hard and hard, she went,

794
00:38:02.840 --> 00:38:04.800
<v Speaker 4>she went through, and then she looked, you're proud about

795
00:38:04.960 --> 00:38:05.559
<v Speaker 4>I said you better.

796
00:38:05.559 --> 00:38:10.760
<v Speaker 1>I actually was never even more turned on Benby because

797
00:38:10.800 --> 00:38:12.960
<v Speaker 1>I used to be I used to be sort of

798
00:38:13.159 --> 00:38:14.960
<v Speaker 1>it was yellow. I'd slow down, think of the kid

799
00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:15.960
<v Speaker 1>in the back, and Nicholas like, you do't have to

800
00:38:15.960 --> 00:38:18.320
<v Speaker 1>slow down. I'm like fine, And now Nicholas rubbed off

801
00:38:18.360 --> 00:38:21.159
<v Speaker 1>of me. That's saying that they rubbed off on rubbing off.

802
00:38:21.199 --> 00:38:22.400
<v Speaker 1>But over the first time I did it was the

803
00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:24.760
<v Speaker 1>same thing. She was like, I can't belief you did that.

804
00:38:24.800 --> 00:38:28.280
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, yeah, that's right. You feel like a

805
00:38:28.400 --> 00:38:32.320
<v Speaker 1>big man. But they wake up and they see Bartsch

806
00:38:32.400 --> 00:38:35.079
<v Speaker 1>just sitting down in the in the crime scene acting

807
00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:39.480
<v Speaker 1>here from Nancy, where it's the emotional of I don't

808
00:38:39.480 --> 00:38:40.559
<v Speaker 1>want to have to say this, but I know I'm

809
00:38:40.559 --> 00:38:42.320
<v Speaker 1>going to have to. It's just the animation is great.

810
00:38:42.400 --> 00:38:46.760
<v Speaker 1>He's just he's broken inside. He comes clean, Lisa chokes him, No, listen,

811
00:38:46.800 --> 00:38:49.280
<v Speaker 1>your hands are too weak. Then Brockman is outside sees

812
00:38:49.320 --> 00:38:51.199
<v Speaker 1>the family were choking each other, and they realized, all right,

813
00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:53.119
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna have to go along with this because we've

814
00:38:53.639 --> 00:38:55.079
<v Speaker 1>essentially stolen money from people.

815
00:38:55.760 --> 00:38:59.199
<v Speaker 6>Ken Brockman here for a follow up with Springfield's favorite

816
00:38:59.320 --> 00:39:02.559
<v Speaker 6>hard luck family, The Simpsons evokes any Words for the

817
00:39:02.639 --> 00:39:04.400
<v Speaker 6>Christmas thief if he's watching.

818
00:39:05.800 --> 00:39:10.800
<v Speaker 5>Yes, Kent, hello jerk. We may never find you, and

819
00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:14.960
<v Speaker 5>we should probably all stop looking, but one thing's for sure.

820
00:39:15.920 --> 00:39:17.039
<v Speaker 5>You do exist.

821
00:39:17.639 --> 00:39:21.320
<v Speaker 6>Strong words, strong bewildering words.

822
00:39:21.840 --> 00:39:24.400
<v Speaker 7>Also, we want to thank the whole town for their generosity.

823
00:39:26.840 --> 00:39:34.800
<v Speaker 6>He look, it's little parts fire truck, little Lace's sweater,

824
00:39:35.280 --> 00:39:37.519
<v Speaker 6>little Homer sausage. One of the name of Holy Hell

825
00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:38.400
<v Speaker 6>is going on here.

826
00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:42.760
<v Speaker 5>Oh it's true. We weren't robbed. That part we made up,

827
00:39:43.039 --> 00:39:44.280
<v Speaker 5>but the rest is true.

828
00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:49.639
<v Speaker 2>Wait, he's just covering for me. I destroyed the presence,

829
00:39:49.679 --> 00:39:52.280
<v Speaker 2>then I buried the evidence when I acted alone.

830
00:39:52.519 --> 00:39:54.719
<v Speaker 6>So the family never knew about any of this.

831
00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:58.480
<v Speaker 5>Well, the boy told us, but that was after we

832
00:39:58.599 --> 00:40:00.239
<v Speaker 5>filed the phony police report.

833
00:40:00.280 --> 00:40:02.480
<v Speaker 2>And after we spent all the times people's money.

834
00:40:02.840 --> 00:40:04.800
<v Speaker 7>So you can see why my husband had to wai

835
00:40:04.840 --> 00:40:08.000
<v Speaker 7>to you a moment ago. So this was all a scam.

836
00:40:08.679 --> 00:40:13.840
<v Speaker 3>And on Christmas, yeah, Jesus must be spreading at his grave.

837
00:40:14.639 --> 00:40:16.800
<v Speaker 1>We gave them more vitamin money.

838
00:40:18.239 --> 00:40:21.239
<v Speaker 6>Hey, hey, shure your lousy free laders come back when

839
00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:22.239
<v Speaker 6>it gets on parents.

840
00:40:22.719 --> 00:40:25.159
<v Speaker 1>It's the old Jewish guy working in the Springfield TV store.

841
00:40:25.400 --> 00:40:27.880
<v Speaker 1>But it's not the ol Jewish guy voice it's just

842
00:40:27.960 --> 00:40:30.119
<v Speaker 1>Dan castling at his voice. I could take any of

843
00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:31.760
<v Speaker 1>them away from the Golden Year. It would be that

844
00:40:32.079 --> 00:40:35.159
<v Speaker 1>excised that the episode would not suffer that seemed being

845
00:40:35.199 --> 00:40:38.519
<v Speaker 1>out stringing from the record. Now, I've seen some pretty

846
00:40:38.599 --> 00:40:42.159
<v Speaker 1>shabby things in my career. This futured fraud out stinks

847
00:40:42.239 --> 00:40:45.960
<v Speaker 1>them all and thanks them for the story. Now the anger,

848
00:40:46.079 --> 00:40:49.559
<v Speaker 1>We get the newspaper and angry mub mobles options and

849
00:40:49.639 --> 00:40:53.239
<v Speaker 1>they're throwing vegetables at the house, running out of tomatoes, pumpkins,

850
00:40:53.360 --> 00:40:55.159
<v Speaker 1>and then Homers says, maybe it all blow over. Then

851
00:40:55.159 --> 00:40:57.400
<v Speaker 1>the Pineapple comes through with the string of patches, Pegga

852
00:40:57.480 --> 00:40:59.800
<v Speaker 1>three back through again. If you're a fan of everything

853
00:40:59.840 --> 00:41:02.119
<v Speaker 1>we do here at four Finger Discount, but you're kind

854
00:41:02.119 --> 00:41:05.119
<v Speaker 1>of hearing these pesky ads, then you'll absolutely love being

855
00:41:05.159 --> 00:41:07.719
<v Speaker 1>a member of the fourth Finger Discount Family on Patreon,

856
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:10.320
<v Speaker 1>where you not only get access to over one hundred

857
00:41:10.400 --> 00:41:13.039
<v Speaker 1>hours of bonus podcasts, but you also get access to

858
00:41:13.119 --> 00:41:15.760
<v Speaker 1>this show early and add free every single week, as

859
00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:19.119
<v Speaker 1>well as access to our exclusive Facebook and Discord communities,

860
00:41:19.199 --> 00:41:21.440
<v Speaker 1>and so much more. So go ahead join the family

861
00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:22.920
<v Speaker 1>today and support your pals Guy and Dano for a

862
00:41:22.960 --> 00:41:25.480
<v Speaker 1>little as one dollar per month at patreon dot com

863
00:41:25.639 --> 00:41:28.280
<v Speaker 1>slash four finger discount. They get the Krusty Burger. This

864
00:41:28.400 --> 00:41:32.760
<v Speaker 1>is all still Christmas Day apparently, because is it? Because

865
00:41:32.960 --> 00:41:36.000
<v Speaker 1>everyone's in Krusty Burger, right, And then as they're walking out,

866
00:41:36.039 --> 00:41:38.480
<v Speaker 1>fans goes, well, there's Christmas dinner ruined. I'm like, first

867
00:41:38.480 --> 00:41:40.840
<v Speaker 1>of all, why is everyone in Krusty Burger for Christmas dinner?

868
00:41:41.360 --> 00:41:43.119
<v Speaker 1>Second all, I'm sure there's been more than a day,

869
00:41:43.639 --> 00:41:46.559
<v Speaker 1>because I think so. It has to have been because home,

870
00:41:46.599 --> 00:41:49.920
<v Speaker 1>we got home at night a more skewy. It was bizarre.

871
00:41:50.039 --> 00:41:52.159
<v Speaker 1>But everyone's around me in crusty. But they all leave

872
00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:54.599
<v Speaker 1>and we can get used to being shunned. Then the

873
00:41:54.639 --> 00:41:56.960
<v Speaker 1>workers are spitting in the burgers. That's one thing I've

874
00:41:56.960 --> 00:42:00.280
<v Speaker 1>always just feared is just kids making my burger man.

875
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:01.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, there's nothing preventing them.

876
00:42:01.880 --> 00:42:06.000
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I'm I'm always nice to service staff, yeah way,

877
00:42:06.079 --> 00:42:08.079
<v Speaker 4>but we're not talking to the people making the burgers though.

878
00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:10.280
<v Speaker 4>Oh but even when like the driver or something like,

879
00:42:10.360 --> 00:42:12.880
<v Speaker 4>you're always like oh yeah, I mean you never like yeah,

880
00:42:12.920 --> 00:42:13.360
<v Speaker 4>how a with.

881
00:42:13.360 --> 00:42:14.960
<v Speaker 1>That shit threw of a button on the register. It's

882
00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:20.400
<v Speaker 1>just like spit burger would spit make it a special Yeah,

883
00:42:21.320 --> 00:42:25.440
<v Speaker 1>make it a double devil. Yeah. But March where they're

884
00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:27.280
<v Speaker 1>going through all the letters though. First of all, so

885
00:42:28.159 --> 00:42:31.159
<v Speaker 1>Lisa Missiuva refuses to teach Lisa and rough cause her

886
00:42:31.159 --> 00:42:33.199
<v Speaker 1>a line makes a turn a desk around, nobody believes

887
00:42:33.239 --> 00:42:35.320
<v Speaker 1>Homer at the power plant when there's a meltdown happening.

888
00:42:35.679 --> 00:42:37.840
<v Speaker 1>Marge's now reading through all the various letters from was

889
00:42:37.880 --> 00:42:42.320
<v Speaker 1>it you're blinking and blinking whatever? Limo great, Now we

890
00:42:42.400 --> 00:42:44.159
<v Speaker 1>got to send him a note. Then Marge comes up

891
00:42:44.159 --> 00:42:45.599
<v Speaker 1>with the idea, because is going to get all their

892
00:42:45.639 --> 00:42:48.599
<v Speaker 1>money back. She's going to go on Jeopardy. I've always

893
00:42:48.639 --> 00:42:50.599
<v Speaker 1>loved the deliverable delivery of she ain't getting a hold

894
00:42:50.639 --> 00:42:54.400
<v Speaker 1>bullsh It's gonna be one of my triber quessions. How

895
00:42:54.440 --> 00:42:57.119
<v Speaker 1>much were they down? Or fifty four hundred? I think

896
00:42:57.119 --> 00:42:59.719
<v Speaker 1>it's fifty two hundred, two hundred, Ok, fifty something hundred.

897
00:43:00.800 --> 00:43:02.360
<v Speaker 1>They get home, though, and they see the angry mob

898
00:43:02.480 --> 00:43:04.760
<v Speaker 1>are there again, but they're forgiving them. Oh they've forgiven us.

899
00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:06.679
<v Speaker 1>And March's about to go into the whole. How great

900
00:43:06.679 --> 00:43:08.480
<v Speaker 1>are people at Christmas time? We get into the Oh

901
00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:10.719
<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, they take the last stuff, so Krusty's

902
00:43:10.719 --> 00:43:13.039
<v Speaker 1>gone to the medicine cabinet. I've already been there. Otto

903
00:43:13.119 --> 00:43:16.400
<v Speaker 1>turns around, Wiggams got one of the stuff toys. He's

904
00:43:16.440 --> 00:43:19.960
<v Speaker 1>got is Binky, Yes, some life and hell the Matt

905
00:43:20.000 --> 00:43:22.679
<v Speaker 1>Greendon cartoon. Pooh's taking some of the pets. I think

906
00:43:22.760 --> 00:43:24.239
<v Speaker 1>Skinner maybe taking some of the pets as well. The

907
00:43:24.280 --> 00:43:26.679
<v Speaker 1>fish take. Flanders is taking back his own barbecue, which

908
00:43:26.719 --> 00:43:29.239
<v Speaker 1>is a nice little continuity there. Everyone sits down in

909
00:43:29.239 --> 00:43:31.320
<v Speaker 1>the middle. They're all sad. March, you know, having nothing

910
00:43:31.360 --> 00:43:33.559
<v Speaker 1>reminds us of how lucky we are. We would have

911
00:43:33.599 --> 00:43:35.840
<v Speaker 1>had stuff. We've had each other anyway, and some cool

912
00:43:35.880 --> 00:43:39.159
<v Speaker 1>our stuff obviously. Well they're taking everything except for this washcloth,

913
00:43:39.320 --> 00:43:42.000
<v Speaker 1>and I thought, just March, that's my wahcloth and running

914
00:43:42.000 --> 00:43:43.519
<v Speaker 1>off with it. It was just a really nice ending,

915
00:43:43.559 --> 00:43:45.800
<v Speaker 1>As you said, the song Sanded on his Way was

916
00:43:45.880 --> 00:43:47.760
<v Speaker 1>just a perfect son to capture the moment.

917
00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:52.400
<v Speaker 4>It just well unexpected and you know, not your traditional

918
00:43:53.480 --> 00:43:56.199
<v Speaker 4>yeah sort of twinkle twinkle the Christmas song. We just

919
00:43:56.719 --> 00:43:57.880
<v Speaker 4>had a nice little bit of swing to it.

920
00:43:58.000 --> 00:44:01.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I think I feel like a Christmas episode has

921
00:44:01.719 --> 00:44:04.159
<v Speaker 1>to have the wholesome ending, right Oh yeah, and this

922
00:44:04.280 --> 00:44:06.360
<v Speaker 1>one does. Yeah. And it's going to have the wholesome

923
00:44:06.360 --> 00:44:08.119
<v Speaker 1>stuff in it. But yes, it does the wholesome message

924
00:44:08.119 --> 00:44:11.360
<v Speaker 1>as well. It does. What do we learn bomb? What'd

925
00:44:11.360 --> 00:44:12.840
<v Speaker 1>you learn from the episode with the Davis.

926
00:44:13.079 --> 00:44:15.440
<v Speaker 4>Always be nice to the kids A chusty berger. Yes,

927
00:44:15.920 --> 00:44:17.960
<v Speaker 4>you get some unexpected extras.

928
00:44:18.119 --> 00:44:21.480
<v Speaker 1>I learned never hide evidence in your front yard. Good

929
00:44:21.559 --> 00:44:29.800
<v Speaker 1>points neighbors. Yeah, alright, So we posted in the Patriot

930
00:44:30.000 --> 00:44:33.559
<v Speaker 1>asking for some mail bay questions for this episode. Rach Beasley,

931
00:44:33.639 --> 00:44:35.360
<v Speaker 1>did you ever wake up early and try to peek

932
00:44:35.400 --> 00:44:37.480
<v Speaker 1>at your presence as a kid? I sure did, I

933
00:44:37.599 --> 00:44:40.639
<v Speaker 1>absolutely did. I have one in particular, I've told this

934
00:44:40.679 --> 00:44:42.840
<v Speaker 1>story before, I'm sure of it, where I woke up

935
00:44:42.880 --> 00:44:44.280
<v Speaker 1>and there was a post I've mentioned how you used

936
00:44:44.280 --> 00:44:45.360
<v Speaker 1>to love the spict Girls when I was a kid.

937
00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:48.039
<v Speaker 1>Right it was the nineties, right, who could blame me?

938
00:44:48.280 --> 00:44:50.760
<v Speaker 1>And I remember there was this post. There was his

939
00:44:50.800 --> 00:44:52.679
<v Speaker 1>post a store in Kria Village near where I live,

940
00:44:53.199 --> 00:44:54.719
<v Speaker 1>and then just focused on Prince right, and there was

941
00:44:54.719 --> 00:44:57.599
<v Speaker 1>this Spice Girls one in the in the window. I

942
00:44:57.679 --> 00:44:59.159
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, that looks I love that post. That's

943
00:44:59.199 --> 00:45:01.360
<v Speaker 1>cool because just just like all kinds of Gingers blis

944
00:45:01.440 --> 00:45:02.840
<v Speaker 1>on the front, right, I was like, I like that,

945
00:45:03.639 --> 00:45:05.719
<v Speaker 1>and then I thought I might be get it for Christmas.

946
00:45:05.719 --> 00:45:07.559
<v Speaker 1>And I went out there and I saw this frame.

947
00:45:08.239 --> 00:45:10.320
<v Speaker 1>It was like cover by a blanket. I was like shit.

948
00:45:10.679 --> 00:45:13.239
<v Speaker 1>I remember like going out and just like peeking under

949
00:45:13.239 --> 00:45:15.920
<v Speaker 1>the under the blanket and seeing purple. And for some

950
00:45:16.079 --> 00:45:19.519
<v Speaker 1>reason in my mind, I can't explain this, but I

951
00:45:19.639 --> 00:45:21.800
<v Speaker 1>thought I saw it was like a purply background with

952
00:45:21.880 --> 00:45:23.880
<v Speaker 1>the spics on it. I thought it was a poster

953
00:45:24.039 --> 00:45:25.840
<v Speaker 1>of the Phantom. And I remember going back to bed

954
00:45:25.920 --> 00:45:27.480
<v Speaker 1>lane bed for like half an hour before I got

955
00:45:27.519 --> 00:45:30.920
<v Speaker 1>going give me a fan. I'm gonna to pretend I'm happy, right,

956
00:45:31.039 --> 00:45:33.320
<v Speaker 1>I was like, whatever, I remember I left that to last,

957
00:45:33.320 --> 00:45:34.800
<v Speaker 1>and I remember I'm thinking she said to me in

958
00:45:34.800 --> 00:45:36.519
<v Speaker 1>the past, going I'm so surprised that you had left

959
00:45:36.559 --> 00:45:38.880
<v Speaker 1>that one to last, because it was the biggest thing there.

960
00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:41.000
<v Speaker 1>It was this big frame sitting against the thing. I

961
00:45:41.039 --> 00:45:43.960
<v Speaker 1>remember going, oh, yeah, here we go. Put on the

962
00:45:44.239 --> 00:45:46.480
<v Speaker 1>put on the happy face, pull the blanket off, and I'm.

963
00:45:46.360 --> 00:45:48.119
<v Speaker 7>Like, oh ship the spice Girl's posted.

964
00:45:49.559 --> 00:45:52.000
<v Speaker 1>It made it even better because I thought I wasn't

965
00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:53.719
<v Speaker 1>getting it, and I was like, oh no, it is

966
00:45:55.719 --> 00:45:57.480
<v Speaker 1>why I thought it was the Phantom. I still have

967
00:45:57.639 --> 00:45:59.719
<v Speaker 1>no idea to this day, but I remember thinking that, yeah,

968
00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:03.159
<v Speaker 1>anthem is very purple. Yeah, And to this day still

969
00:46:03.159 --> 00:46:05.119
<v Speaker 1>I've left for that going don't peat next time.

970
00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:10.159
<v Speaker 4>I think because I was the baby of the family

971
00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:11.639
<v Speaker 4>and there was a lot of years between me and

972
00:46:11.760 --> 00:46:15.840
<v Speaker 4>my sisters, I think it was pretty much I was

973
00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:17.840
<v Speaker 4>given the green light on Christmas Day. It is like

974
00:46:18.280 --> 00:46:20.960
<v Speaker 4>go wild, go I can. I don't think we ever

975
00:46:21.039 --> 00:46:22.920
<v Speaker 4>had the kind of thing. Certainly when I was growing

976
00:46:23.000 --> 00:46:25.599
<v Speaker 4>up that was like, okay, everybody, it's time to open

977
00:46:25.639 --> 00:46:27.599
<v Speaker 4>our presence and love. But we've done that, and we've

978
00:46:27.639 --> 00:46:29.760
<v Speaker 4>done that more recently. We do that every Christmas now.

979
00:46:30.119 --> 00:46:31.440
<v Speaker 4>But certainly when I was a kid, I would wake

980
00:46:31.519 --> 00:46:33.360
<v Speaker 4>up very early. I'd go down and I'd just get

981
00:46:33.440 --> 00:46:37.199
<v Speaker 4>my ship and just well, Sugun Warriors and all this

982
00:46:37.320 --> 00:46:37.840
<v Speaker 4>kind of business.

983
00:46:38.760 --> 00:46:48.280
<v Speaker 1>He does who Bobby's I've hired a two needs to

984
00:46:48.320 --> 00:46:51.119
<v Speaker 1>going down, FuG the Fellowship. There's the Lord of the

985
00:46:51.159 --> 00:46:52.239
<v Speaker 1>Rings episode fantastic.

986
00:46:52.559 --> 00:46:54.079
<v Speaker 4>We're not going to say the whole title too long,

987
00:46:54.960 --> 00:46:58.400
<v Speaker 4>So yeah, no, I will very much get up early

988
00:46:58.519 --> 00:47:02.239
<v Speaker 4>and just be a little speaking of a lot of

989
00:47:02.239 --> 00:47:05.480
<v Speaker 4>the rings, be a little Smaug. Smaug is the demon

990
00:47:05.519 --> 00:47:05.800
<v Speaker 4>from the.

991
00:47:05.760 --> 00:47:07.760
<v Speaker 1>Hobbit, where he I've never seen a hobbit.

992
00:47:08.559 --> 00:47:12.079
<v Speaker 4>He sort of lustily grabs all the gold for himself

993
00:47:12.119 --> 00:47:13.800
<v Speaker 4>and just like, oh, look at all this gool that

994
00:47:13.880 --> 00:47:14.360
<v Speaker 4>would be me.

995
00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Be like, you know gold, I'm just like my precious presents.

996
00:47:18.679 --> 00:47:21.320
<v Speaker 1>Next question, he comes from his first. I changed from

997
00:47:21.559 --> 00:47:23.880
<v Speaker 1>popular comments to all comments, and the first one was

998
00:47:23.920 --> 00:47:27.880
<v Speaker 1>from a man Andrew JP. Baby. Oh, thank goodness, the

999
00:47:28.639 --> 00:47:31.039
<v Speaker 1>mail bag was too big without you. And he knows

1000
00:47:31.079 --> 00:47:32.800
<v Speaker 1>as well because I've already answered his question. He says,

1001
00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:34.320
<v Speaker 1>who's your favorite game show host? I guess we'll talk

1002
00:47:34.320 --> 00:47:37.039
<v Speaker 1>about game show but Larry and one for me can't

1003
00:47:37.079 --> 00:47:40.760
<v Speaker 1>go past Burgess though, right, Baby John? Baby John Graham

1004
00:47:40.800 --> 00:47:44.800
<v Speaker 1>Norton as a blanking to Blank's host Grant Kennedy is

1005
00:47:45.880 --> 00:47:48.079
<v Speaker 1>Grant Kennedy. Yes, Graham Norton is the host of the

1006
00:47:48.199 --> 00:47:52.760
<v Speaker 1>current terrible Wheel of Fortune. What a ship show that is.

1007
00:47:53.039 --> 00:47:54.639
<v Speaker 1>I have not watched it, but I saw the ad

1008
00:47:54.760 --> 00:47:56.719
<v Speaker 1>for it. I'm like, don't watch it. It is so bad.

1009
00:47:56.840 --> 00:48:02.039
<v Speaker 1>It sounds terrible. Oh, it's horrific, shocking, We're fortunate enthusiastic.

1010
00:48:04.320 --> 00:48:06.159
<v Speaker 1>I'm sort of showing my gen X roots here. But

1011
00:48:06.360 --> 00:48:07.199
<v Speaker 1>when I was growing up.

1012
00:48:07.960 --> 00:48:09.960
<v Speaker 4>Sale of the Century was very big on Channel, and

1013
00:48:10.039 --> 00:48:12.440
<v Speaker 4>Tony Barber was this. I think it's fair to say

1014
00:48:12.440 --> 00:48:14.679
<v Speaker 4>he's a little guy. I mean he's he was sort

1015
00:48:14.719 --> 00:48:18.559
<v Speaker 4>of compact kind of dude. He's the full of energy though.

1016
00:48:18.679 --> 00:48:21.719
<v Speaker 1>He was the nineteen eighties seventies equivalent of who's the

1017
00:48:21.760 --> 00:48:23.440
<v Speaker 1>dude that does family feudal Daniel?

1018
00:48:23.519 --> 00:48:26.519
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, grand Dander does a very good job. Look, I've

1019
00:48:26.519 --> 00:48:27.639
<v Speaker 4>got plenty of time for grand Dan.

1020
00:48:27.679 --> 00:48:31.599
<v Speaker 1>You Andrew o'keeith. Once upon a time, I said this.

1021
00:48:31.679 --> 00:48:33.679
<v Speaker 4>Recently when I was writing about TV full time, The

1022
00:48:33.760 --> 00:48:37.440
<v Speaker 4>two most charming people that I spoke to were Craig

1023
00:48:37.559 --> 00:48:39.320
<v Speaker 4>McGlaughlin and Andrew O'Keefe.

1024
00:48:39.599 --> 00:48:42.960
<v Speaker 1>Man, Andrew o'neith. He is not a good person. No, Now,

1025
00:48:43.079 --> 00:48:49.440
<v Speaker 1>that guy's just that guy is troubled and troubling McLoughlin. Likewise,

1026
00:48:49.480 --> 00:48:52.960
<v Speaker 1>it seems that they were. They were both the nicest dudes.

1027
00:48:54.920 --> 00:48:59.599
<v Speaker 1>Where it starts, first one's free, next one cash it

1028
00:49:00.599 --> 00:49:01.159
<v Speaker 1>that kind of thing.

1029
00:49:01.639 --> 00:49:04.719
<v Speaker 4>Anyway, But I like Tony. I liked Tony Barbara a lot.

1030
00:49:04.800 --> 00:49:06.960
<v Speaker 4>I thought he was great. Yeah, I've got a lot.

1031
00:49:06.920 --> 00:49:09.400
<v Speaker 1>Of type of Grand Dan. Yeah, that's a really it's

1032
00:49:09.400 --> 00:49:12.320
<v Speaker 1>a tougher job. Of course it is. And then it

1033
00:49:12.400 --> 00:49:16.719
<v Speaker 1>appears because Graham Norton, good talk show host, terrible game

1034
00:49:16.760 --> 00:49:18.960
<v Speaker 1>show host. It's two different things.

1035
00:49:19.559 --> 00:49:21.039
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if this was a game show, but

1036
00:49:21.840 --> 00:49:25.000
<v Speaker 4>look a shout out and rest in peace to our

1037
00:49:25.119 --> 00:49:27.199
<v Speaker 4>us friends might know this guy more than Australian guys.

1038
00:49:27.760 --> 00:49:31.719
<v Speaker 4>Chuck Roller, Chuck Woolery. He was the host of Love Connection,

1039
00:49:32.519 --> 00:49:37.079
<v Speaker 4>that show I mainly know big. There was a lot

1040
00:49:37.719 --> 00:49:40.880
<v Speaker 4>a rhyme in the Beastie Boys. Paul spic was I.

1041
00:49:40.960 --> 00:49:43.280
<v Speaker 1>Did Women on TV with the help of Chuck Wallery.

1042
00:49:44.480 --> 00:49:45.639
<v Speaker 1>I was like, who's Chuck Wallery?

1043
00:49:46.000 --> 00:49:48.320
<v Speaker 4>And then the little research and patter. He was the

1044
00:49:48.320 --> 00:49:50.840
<v Speaker 4>host of Love Connection passed away recently, Rip Chuck.

1045
00:49:51.000 --> 00:49:53.800
<v Speaker 1>I Love even had American as obviously with the shows

1046
00:49:53.800 --> 00:49:56.239
<v Speaker 1>where it was like the dating shows. Oh yeah it

1047
00:49:56.440 --> 00:49:58.119
<v Speaker 1>was it called blind Data or whatever. Yeah, we had

1048
00:49:58.159 --> 00:50:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Perfect Match. Yeah. But I saw a great clip it

1049
00:50:00.559 --> 00:50:02.840
<v Speaker 1>was on I think my Twitter or whatever of this

1050
00:50:02.960 --> 00:50:04.280
<v Speaker 1>cheat and it's like, so, what'd you like about as

1051
00:50:04.320 --> 00:50:06.920
<v Speaker 1>you goes you had a big dick. I was like,

1052
00:50:07.079 --> 00:50:13.360
<v Speaker 1>oh shit, man, all right, So next question here, Keith Nedham,

1053
00:50:13.679 --> 00:50:16.119
<v Speaker 1>how would you punish your child for lying as badly

1054
00:50:16.119 --> 00:50:17.960
<v Speaker 1>as Bart did, and having the whole town give you

1055
00:50:18.039 --> 00:50:20.880
<v Speaker 1>money and you spent it not knowing the truth. I

1056
00:50:20.960 --> 00:50:23.119
<v Speaker 1>feel like you'd be angry at the moment, but it's

1057
00:50:23.159 --> 00:50:25.840
<v Speaker 1>just kind of like, well, we have to stand together here. Yeah,

1058
00:50:26.280 --> 00:50:26.840
<v Speaker 1>it's a tough one.

1059
00:50:26.880 --> 00:50:29.800
<v Speaker 4>You're torn between You're part of it, You're you're absolutely

1060
00:50:29.800 --> 00:50:33.039
<v Speaker 4>you're part of the grand deception. At the end of

1061
00:50:33.039 --> 00:50:34.880
<v Speaker 4>the day, it was an accident, it was okay. If

1062
00:50:34.920 --> 00:50:37.000
<v Speaker 4>it wasn't that snow, I mean, I think you've got

1063
00:50:37.079 --> 00:50:39.679
<v Speaker 4>to back up your kid. Absolutely, you've got to say, look,

1064
00:50:39.960 --> 00:50:44.079
<v Speaker 4>I stand by him regardless. Having said that, if it's

1065
00:50:44.159 --> 00:50:47.719
<v Speaker 4>not this scenario, if it's just the kid who's at fault,

1066
00:50:48.159 --> 00:50:51.480
<v Speaker 4>if say, like I burnt down the town Christmas tree,

1067
00:50:51.920 --> 00:50:53.840
<v Speaker 4>and well but then I said a Robert, Oh no,

1068
00:50:53.960 --> 00:50:56.239
<v Speaker 4>it was actually met It's like, okay, for like a

1069
00:50:56.440 --> 00:50:59.320
<v Speaker 4>certain amount of time, your mileage may bear out this.

1070
00:50:59.400 --> 00:51:01.320
<v Speaker 4>It could be one that could be six months, it

1071
00:51:01.360 --> 00:51:03.679
<v Speaker 4>could be a year. Your kid has to like do

1072
00:51:04.199 --> 00:51:08.639
<v Speaker 4>volunteer work like once a week at various places around town.

1073
00:51:09.760 --> 00:51:14.199
<v Speaker 4>Well so and So's hardware store was put a bit

1074
00:51:14.239 --> 00:51:14.800
<v Speaker 4>of a jewish in.

1075
00:51:14.800 --> 00:51:19.360
<v Speaker 1>Place straw at the hardware hardware soon sold.

1076
00:51:19.360 --> 00:51:22.000
<v Speaker 4>The hardware store was disadvantaged by this. You're gonna have

1077
00:51:22.000 --> 00:51:24.239
<v Speaker 4>to go work a couple of afternoons at their place

1078
00:51:24.400 --> 00:51:27.000
<v Speaker 4>free of charge. They've got to give something back to

1079
00:51:27.079 --> 00:51:30.039
<v Speaker 4>the community. And usually if they're a kid, it's not

1080
00:51:30.079 --> 00:51:31.920
<v Speaker 4>going to be in terms of money. It's probably going

1081
00:51:31.960 --> 00:51:35.199
<v Speaker 4>to be in terms of sweat sweat equity, as the

1082
00:51:35.639 --> 00:51:37.639
<v Speaker 4>grind set call it, and then make them do it,

1083
00:51:37.920 --> 00:51:40.239
<v Speaker 4>and then make them do it, and you know they'll

1084
00:51:40.280 --> 00:51:41.039
<v Speaker 4>learn a little something.

1085
00:51:41.199 --> 00:51:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Well. Indeed, David Mott says, you get to choose anywhere

1086
00:51:43.440 --> 00:51:45.280
<v Speaker 1>in the world to spend your Christmas Day with your family.

1087
00:51:45.360 --> 00:51:47.880
<v Speaker 1>Where are you going? Then there's going to the UK.

1088
00:51:48.079 --> 00:51:50.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh it's so cold my family right now, I would

1089
00:51:50.920 --> 00:51:54.199
<v Speaker 1>want to spend it at Universal Studios in Florida. Oh,

1090
00:51:54.440 --> 00:51:58.239
<v Speaker 1>that was such a fucking awesome day, I reckinon. The

1091
00:51:58.320 --> 00:52:00.559
<v Speaker 1>kids would have a blast. They would.

1092
00:52:01.199 --> 00:52:04.239
<v Speaker 4>I'm recalling a very nice Christmas that as long as

1093
00:52:04.239 --> 00:52:07.519
<v Speaker 4>it's Christmas with heat, because in the US is be cold,

1094
00:52:07.800 --> 00:52:11.079
<v Speaker 4>that's correct. Yeah, I'm recalling a very nice Christmas that

1095
00:52:11.159 --> 00:52:12.840
<v Speaker 4>I spent with my family when I was young. I

1096
00:52:12.840 --> 00:52:15.360
<v Speaker 4>would have been about ten years old. Listens to the show.

1097
00:52:15.360 --> 00:52:18.440
<v Speaker 4>I know that I spent nineteen seventy nine in England

1098
00:52:18.480 --> 00:52:20.119
<v Speaker 4>with my family and we were on our way back

1099
00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:22.519
<v Speaker 4>to Australia at the end of that year and we

1100
00:52:22.599 --> 00:52:23.599
<v Speaker 4>spent Christmas.

1101
00:52:23.280 --> 00:52:24.880
<v Speaker 1>In the Bahamas. That's cool.

1102
00:52:25.119 --> 00:52:27.280
<v Speaker 4>It was really nice Christmas in the new and New

1103
00:52:27.360 --> 00:52:31.840
<v Speaker 4>Year's Eve in the Bahamas. We had a Yeah, really nice.

1104
00:52:32.480 --> 00:52:34.159
<v Speaker 4>The details of were a little fuzzy because it was

1105
00:52:34.199 --> 00:52:37.400
<v Speaker 4>a long time ago now, but I remember the temperature

1106
00:52:37.400 --> 00:52:38.559
<v Speaker 4>was nice, the people were lovely.

1107
00:52:38.639 --> 00:52:38.960
<v Speaker 1>Will you know.

1108
00:52:39.000 --> 00:52:41.480
<v Speaker 4>There were people from all over the world who were

1109
00:52:41.519 --> 00:52:44.400
<v Speaker 4>all incredibly friendly. And yeah, it just struck me as

1110
00:52:44.400 --> 00:52:46.880
<v Speaker 4>a really great time to a really great way to

1111
00:52:46.880 --> 00:52:47.519
<v Speaker 4>spend Christmas.

1112
00:52:47.719 --> 00:52:50.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, ten year old guy, how you wouldn't really drink

1113
00:52:50.679 --> 00:52:53.199
<v Speaker 1>any alcohol any kind? Would you want? Bobby how we

1114
00:52:53.280 --> 00:52:58.559
<v Speaker 1>when Bobby let went in alcohol wise about to say, yeah,

1115
00:52:58.559 --> 00:53:00.960
<v Speaker 1>there is the first on Bobby City. Have a beer. No, Well,

1116
00:53:01.039 --> 00:53:02.480
<v Speaker 1>Dad wasn't drinker at all.

1117
00:53:02.840 --> 00:53:04.440
<v Speaker 4>I mean he would have like a couple of glasses

1118
00:53:04.719 --> 00:53:06.719
<v Speaker 4>made on Christmas Day and that's pretty much it.

1119
00:53:06.760 --> 00:53:09.559
<v Speaker 1>No, he was never really a drinker. My dad really drank,

1120
00:53:11.119 --> 00:53:14.320
<v Speaker 1>but I remember being light ice, light ice, I know,

1121
00:53:15.079 --> 00:53:19.519
<v Speaker 1>like low alcohol. Yeah, my my brother in law, Ross

1122
00:53:20.920 --> 00:53:23.159
<v Speaker 1>did enjoy it. But yeah, yeah, I'm not. I'm not

1123
00:53:23.199 --> 00:53:24.760
<v Speaker 1>saying there's like you like a beer. I mean, but.

1124
00:53:26.920 --> 00:53:28.360
<v Speaker 4>If you know what I mean, please know that my

1125
00:53:28.440 --> 00:53:30.880
<v Speaker 4>Cohurst is making the drinking drink emotion. I think that's

1126
00:53:30.920 --> 00:53:32.760
<v Speaker 4>the second time in three podcasts and I've made that. Jay,

1127
00:53:33.119 --> 00:53:35.400
<v Speaker 4>you have a bit and you run it to run

1128
00:53:35.480 --> 00:53:38.000
<v Speaker 4>it into the ground. I make everybody hate me and

1129
00:53:38.119 --> 00:53:41.880
<v Speaker 4>then I start over. But I think Ross, when I

1130
00:53:41.880 --> 00:53:44.039
<v Speaker 4>was about fourteen, said you have some of this. I'm like,

1131
00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:47.039
<v Speaker 4>that's not better. I hated the taste of beer. But

1132
00:53:47.360 --> 00:53:50.239
<v Speaker 4>when I first going to parties, my well, everyone's drinking.

1133
00:53:50.280 --> 00:53:51.760
<v Speaker 1>I guess I have to drink it. I was drinking.

1134
00:53:52.039 --> 00:53:53.519
<v Speaker 1>Guess what beer I drank to? What do you think

1135
00:53:53.800 --> 00:53:56.920
<v Speaker 1>was obvious beer of choice? That and Ossie he would

1136
00:53:56.960 --> 00:53:58.400
<v Speaker 1>drink it was a VB ORVB.

1137
00:53:58.960 --> 00:53:59.159
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

1138
00:53:59.400 --> 00:54:01.280
<v Speaker 1>Vv was very big when I was growing up as well.

1139
00:54:01.480 --> 00:54:02.960
<v Speaker 1>We had the best jingles. We've always said.

1140
00:54:03.079 --> 00:54:06.159
<v Speaker 4>Yeah see we both did it off the top of

1141
00:54:06.199 --> 00:54:11.400
<v Speaker 4>the head. Mike Salter, Lou's not really drinking as much as.

1142
00:54:13.840 --> 00:54:17.880
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean, lose goalback. I will let

1143
00:54:17.880 --> 00:54:19.960
<v Speaker 1>you guys listens know that guys doing the drinking drinking motion.

1144
00:54:20.840 --> 00:54:22.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, joke's bag for on me.

1145
00:54:24.679 --> 00:54:26.480
<v Speaker 4>No, no, never hear you drinking. But you know she's

1146
00:54:26.519 --> 00:54:29.039
<v Speaker 4>not drinking much. But at the same time when we

1147
00:54:29.159 --> 00:54:32.280
<v Speaker 4>go out, it's been like, why ain't you drinking? So actually,

1148
00:54:32.400 --> 00:54:35.679
<v Speaker 4>you know, investing in a little loads alcohol free cocktails,

1149
00:54:35.679 --> 00:54:37.000
<v Speaker 4>you get him in the cans and his likes like

1150
00:54:37.320 --> 00:54:39.679
<v Speaker 4>it's alcohol free Mehito and alcohol free gene Tin.

1151
00:54:40.039 --> 00:54:42.719
<v Speaker 1>But what are the actual names for the brand that

1152
00:54:42.760 --> 00:54:45.119
<v Speaker 1>we're enjoying? Is called naked, but it's like it's it's

1153
00:54:45.119 --> 00:54:49.599
<v Speaker 1>a mocktail. Mocktail, yeah, fake cocktail. Yeah, actually pretty nice.

1154
00:54:49.880 --> 00:54:52.320
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's kind of you know, you get people saying

1155
00:54:53.119 --> 00:54:55.000
<v Speaker 4>what you want the taste of alcohol and not the effects.

1156
00:54:55.280 --> 00:54:56.599
<v Speaker 1>To me, I'm just like you must. It's like going

1157
00:54:56.639 --> 00:54:59.079
<v Speaker 1>to macasine buying a salad, what's the if you had

1158
00:54:59.079 --> 00:55:01.920
<v Speaker 1>a drink? Drink? I get what you mean, but I

1159
00:55:02.039 --> 00:55:04.440
<v Speaker 1>see what you're saying, but it's like my mentality is, well,

1160
00:55:04.480 --> 00:55:05.880
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna drink. Just fucking drink.

1161
00:55:06.039 --> 00:55:06.199
<v Speaker 6>You know.

1162
00:55:06.360 --> 00:55:09.199
<v Speaker 1>I used to do like, what's what's the healthiest version

1163
00:55:09.239 --> 00:55:12.039
<v Speaker 1>of this? And it's like, dude, just fucking enjoy it,

1164
00:55:12.199 --> 00:55:15.639
<v Speaker 1>Just enjoy yourself. But yeah, why why I don't drink

1165
00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:17.360
<v Speaker 1>very often at all. Anyway, I'll buy some bean or

1166
00:55:17.400 --> 00:55:20.239
<v Speaker 1>last me the entire year. Yeah, I just I drink

1167
00:55:20.239 --> 00:55:22.480
<v Speaker 1>maybe a beer of a month if that, unless if

1168
00:55:22.519 --> 00:55:24.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm with friends though, because I'm one of those people

1169
00:55:24.440 --> 00:55:26.920
<v Speaker 1>where I don't just drink to sort of light the mood.

1170
00:55:27.079 --> 00:55:29.519
<v Speaker 1>I drink to get drunk. Okay, yeah, not wasted drunk,

1171
00:55:29.559 --> 00:55:31.760
<v Speaker 1>but I'm gonna have a good time. You get tipsy, yeah,

1172
00:55:31.920 --> 00:55:36.039
<v Speaker 1>last time I was proper drunk. Grand Final twenty twenty two. Okay, yeah,

1173
00:55:36.639 --> 00:55:40.159
<v Speaker 1>good day, Harrison McClure. Finally, sorry, Mic Salter. How is

1174
00:55:40.159 --> 00:55:42.079
<v Speaker 1>it combined in the Christmas raditions of you and your partners?

1175
00:55:42.119 --> 00:55:43.559
<v Speaker 1>Did you guys match up in terms of when you

1176
00:55:43.599 --> 00:55:45.639
<v Speaker 1>think the kid should open? The presence presents under the

1177
00:55:45.639 --> 00:55:47.960
<v Speaker 1>tree versus presence in the stockings, et cetera. We very

1178
00:55:48.039 --> 00:55:50.480
<v Speaker 1>rarely put presents in stockings. No, I don't know how

1179
00:55:50.519 --> 00:55:51.000
<v Speaker 1>to hang them.

1180
00:55:51.440 --> 00:55:53.519
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean we've got I suppose we've got to

1181
00:55:53.519 --> 00:55:55.320
<v Speaker 4>have mental places and metal peace.

1182
00:55:55.480 --> 00:55:59.079
<v Speaker 1>In Australia we don't have like fire people do a fireplaces,

1183
00:55:59.119 --> 00:56:00.760
<v Speaker 1>but not as many it was with in the UK.

1184
00:56:01.079 --> 00:56:03.480
<v Speaker 1>So we just get the stockings of chocolates, are shaped

1185
00:56:03.519 --> 00:56:07.599
<v Speaker 1>like stockings. Just put those up correct. What about you

1186
00:56:09.079 --> 00:56:11.719
<v Speaker 1>do you spend Christmas with Louise? Louise usually spends it

1187
00:56:11.760 --> 00:56:16.239
<v Speaker 1>with my family. I mean she'll go to fam like, yeah,

1188
00:56:16.239 --> 00:56:17.039
<v Speaker 1>bring into our place.

1189
00:56:18.920 --> 00:56:21.199
<v Speaker 4>Usually how it works on Christmas morning is she'll have

1190
00:56:21.320 --> 00:56:25.840
<v Speaker 4>it with the kids and her usually not of that one,

1191
00:56:25.880 --> 00:56:27.880
<v Speaker 4>although that's family.

1192
00:56:27.719 --> 00:56:30.360
<v Speaker 1>Tough for her and the kid's father and all that

1193
00:56:30.440 --> 00:56:31.880
<v Speaker 1>kind of stuff. Okay, he still comes over for that,

1194
00:56:31.920 --> 00:56:32.159
<v Speaker 1>does he?

1195
00:56:32.679 --> 00:56:35.280
<v Speaker 4>They go to the they go to his place, which

1196
00:56:35.440 --> 00:56:38.880
<v Speaker 4>was their original house, and then later in the afternoon, Well,

1197
00:56:39.039 --> 00:56:41.320
<v Speaker 4>then I'll be at home sort of preparing what I'm

1198
00:56:41.360 --> 00:56:44.920
<v Speaker 4>going to bring to the Davids family smallest board, and

1199
00:56:45.519 --> 00:56:48.079
<v Speaker 4>then we'll go to my family in the afternoon. But

1200
00:56:48.360 --> 00:56:51.480
<v Speaker 4>usually we'll do a thing with Loui's family, like her

1201
00:56:51.599 --> 00:56:54.760
<v Speaker 4>mum and dad, the kids, extended family and all that.

1202
00:56:55.559 --> 00:56:57.000
<v Speaker 4>This year we're doing it like a couple of days

1203
00:56:57.000 --> 00:57:00.639
<v Speaker 4>before Christmas at Empire Grill in Geelong, we looked over

1204
00:57:00.679 --> 00:57:05.480
<v Speaker 4>the menual. Oh raised pain. We're a lot of concerned

1205
00:57:05.480 --> 00:57:06.880
<v Speaker 4>about that. But yeah, he always says.

1206
00:57:06.880 --> 00:57:11.440
<v Speaker 1>I got this, Yes you do, sir. I'll order two steaks.

1207
00:57:11.880 --> 00:57:19.480
<v Speaker 1>You say, steak or chicken? Have you never have you

1208
00:57:19.599 --> 00:57:22.000
<v Speaker 1>never heard a Parker and Stone thing of Therefore, and

1209
00:57:22.119 --> 00:57:28.079
<v Speaker 1>but Harris mcclelly finally question, here, are you guys any

1210
00:57:28.119 --> 00:57:30.199
<v Speaker 1>good at Christmas shopping? Have you guys got any Christmas

1211
00:57:30.199 --> 00:57:33.440
<v Speaker 1>shopping stories? I have finished all my Chrystal shopping, the

1212
00:57:33.440 --> 00:57:35.400
<v Speaker 1>majority of it in like October.

1213
00:57:36.280 --> 00:57:42.039
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, mine is not yet finished. Dennis presents on the

1214
00:57:42.119 --> 00:57:44.199
<v Speaker 4>way I received, I've received email notification.

1215
00:57:44.239 --> 00:57:46.159
<v Speaker 1>It's like your present is on the way. I'll give

1216
00:57:46.159 --> 00:57:48.480
<v Speaker 1>you part of your present last night. You sure did

1217
00:57:50.760 --> 00:57:57.280
<v Speaker 1>slits one ad. I feel today in these days, it's

1218
00:57:57.400 --> 00:58:00.760
<v Speaker 1>easier to find specials if you shop online. Yeah, because

1219
00:58:00.800 --> 00:58:04.679
<v Speaker 1>going to various stores it's like sometimes but sometimes granted,

1220
00:58:04.920 --> 00:58:06.320
<v Speaker 1>you could go to a place like a came up

1221
00:58:06.360 --> 00:58:08.000
<v Speaker 1>or whatever, and it's just the store managers like, we

1222
00:58:08.079 --> 00:58:09.719
<v Speaker 1>got too much of this ship. Just clear it out.

1223
00:58:10.079 --> 00:58:12.159
<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you a story. Yeah, I didn't. I

1224
00:58:12.280 --> 00:58:12.559
<v Speaker 1>end up.

1225
00:58:12.760 --> 00:58:14.320
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if I mentioned on any of our

1226
00:58:14.320 --> 00:58:18.079
<v Speaker 4>other shows. I was thinking about buying this sort of

1227
00:58:18.199 --> 00:58:21.480
<v Speaker 4>upmarket coffee machine. I was in Aldi and I've got

1228
00:58:21.480 --> 00:58:22.960
<v Speaker 4>a course out of the Eye with all the specials

1229
00:58:23.000 --> 00:58:28.079
<v Speaker 4>in it. They had these the longy coffee machines. It's like,

1230
00:58:28.599 --> 00:58:31.199
<v Speaker 4>you know what, I enjoy coffee and enjoy my morning coffee. Yeah,

1231
00:58:31.639 --> 00:58:34.400
<v Speaker 4>I'd like to be able to start making good coffee

1232
00:58:34.440 --> 00:58:36.159
<v Speaker 4>as opposed to just the instant that I have, which

1233
00:58:36.239 --> 00:58:39.800
<v Speaker 4>is fine. It's like I'm getting on in years. Enjoy

1234
00:58:39.880 --> 00:58:44.760
<v Speaker 4>the better things in life. Guy, you treat yourself. But yeah,

1235
00:58:44.880 --> 00:58:47.280
<v Speaker 4>being a cheap skate, I'm also looking onlines like can

1236
00:58:47.320 --> 00:58:49.199
<v Speaker 4>I get a little cheaper than now? You and other

1237
00:58:49.239 --> 00:58:51.079
<v Speaker 4>places had it at sort of comp do.

1238
00:58:51.079 --> 00:58:52.800
<v Speaker 1>You find out whenever you're shopping you always pull your

1239
00:58:52.800 --> 00:58:54.719
<v Speaker 1>phone out and just see if someone else? Oh yeah,

1240
00:58:54.760 --> 00:58:55.519
<v Speaker 1>I do it every time.

1241
00:58:55.599 --> 00:58:59.440
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, very much like is cheese cheaper Woolies?

1242
00:58:59.519 --> 00:59:02.320
<v Speaker 4>Or I met bullies? But is this cheese cheaper at coals?

1243
00:59:02.360 --> 00:59:04.079
<v Speaker 1>Because I'm doing I'm going there. On the way back, anyway,

1244
00:59:04.079 --> 00:59:06.199
<v Speaker 1>I'll go to JB but which I see a soundtrack

1245
00:59:06.239 --> 00:59:08.760
<v Speaker 1>of viny that I like, I'll go Should I buy here?

1246
00:59:08.880 --> 00:59:12.039
<v Speaker 1>Should I buy it from eBay? Or yeah? Very often

1247
00:59:12.079 --> 00:59:16.400
<v Speaker 1>it's don't buy here, yeah, don't support local.

1248
00:59:18.280 --> 00:59:20.960
<v Speaker 4>But anyway, Aldi sold out when I went back, like,

1249
00:59:21.000 --> 00:59:23.000
<v Speaker 4>oh no, they're all gone. But luckily the good guy

1250
00:59:23.079 --> 00:59:26.320
<v Speaker 4>still had it for a good price, went down and

1251
00:59:26.400 --> 00:59:29.760
<v Speaker 4>got it there. Then I was killing a little time

1252
00:59:29.800 --> 00:59:32.239
<v Speaker 4>and I went into Kmart where they had a whole

1253
00:59:32.280 --> 00:59:36.000
<v Speaker 4>bunch of the longy coffee machines for even less different

1254
00:59:36.079 --> 00:59:38.760
<v Speaker 4>model though, and I think maybe a slightly downgrade that.

1255
00:59:38.760 --> 00:59:41.960
<v Speaker 4>I was just like, do I really want the good

1256
00:59:42.000 --> 00:59:44.119
<v Speaker 4>coffee machine or I do want the okay coffee machine?

1257
00:59:44.159 --> 00:59:45.679
<v Speaker 4>But I could still take this other one back and

1258
00:59:45.760 --> 00:59:48.679
<v Speaker 4>then get this for a much cheaper And I was like, no, no,

1259
00:59:49.800 --> 00:59:52.119
<v Speaker 4>you made a committment yourself to start enjoying the fire

1260
00:59:52.159 --> 00:59:52.679
<v Speaker 4>things in life.

1261
00:59:53.480 --> 00:59:55.760
<v Speaker 1>Don't skim now, I know what I did. What'd you do?

1262
00:59:56.039 --> 00:59:58.800
<v Speaker 1>I talk about the coffee machines? So I bought the

1263
00:59:59.159 --> 01:00:03.360
<v Speaker 1>coffee machine onlin line for mum. And then you told

1264
01:00:03.360 --> 01:00:05.000
<v Speaker 1>me about the thirty dollars vouch a right, So I

1265
01:00:05.079 --> 01:00:06.840
<v Speaker 1>went to the good guys and said, I want to

1266
01:00:06.920 --> 01:00:09.599
<v Speaker 1>cancel this and then re buy it, but use my

1267
01:00:09.639 --> 01:00:11.480
<v Speaker 1>thirty dollars vouch to go. Goes, I don't think you

1268
01:00:11.519 --> 01:00:12.719
<v Speaker 1>can do that. I'm like, oh, I just want to

1269
01:00:12.760 --> 01:00:13.960
<v Speaker 1>cancel this order. Then I'm just going to go over

1270
01:00:13.960 --> 01:00:15.639
<v Speaker 1>there and buy that one. She goes, Yeah, I don't

1271
01:00:15.639 --> 01:00:17.440
<v Speaker 1>think you can do that. I'm like, you actually can't

1272
01:00:17.519 --> 01:00:20.199
<v Speaker 1>stop me from canceling this order. I don't want this

1273
01:00:20.360 --> 01:00:22.519
<v Speaker 1>order anymore. And then she goes after after the call

1274
01:00:22.639 --> 01:00:24.920
<v Speaker 1>someone I said, cool guy comes over and the guy goes,

1275
01:00:25.679 --> 01:00:27.679
<v Speaker 1>just take thirty dollars off it, and she's like, can

1276
01:00:27.719 --> 01:00:29.599
<v Speaker 1>we do that? He's like, why do you fucking care

1277
01:00:30.559 --> 01:00:33.000
<v Speaker 1>it's not coming out your chest. She's like, yeah, whatever,

1278
01:00:33.079 --> 01:00:35.440
<v Speaker 1>thirty bucks, thirty fucking dollars. It was like, yeah, thirty

1279
01:00:35.480 --> 01:00:36.320
<v Speaker 1>dollars more in my pocket.

1280
01:00:36.440 --> 01:00:39.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and the I don't think the fine people are

1281
01:00:39.440 --> 01:00:41.360
<v Speaker 4>thelonging You're going to go all right, well, it looks

1282
01:00:41.400 --> 01:00:44.880
<v Speaker 4>like we're not building Revel, we're not building the children's hospital.

1283
01:00:45.960 --> 01:00:48.880
<v Speaker 4>Six in the box and missing thirty dollars missing from

1284
01:00:48.880 --> 01:00:52.119
<v Speaker 4>the budget. I'll tell the children there'll be missed. No

1285
01:00:52.280 --> 01:00:57.079
<v Speaker 4>staff people anyway. That is the email bag. Oh no,

1286
01:00:57.239 --> 01:00:59.719
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna have to go to somewhere in Austria for

1287
01:00:59.800 --> 01:01:01.440
<v Speaker 4>my skiing holiday and not Gestard.

1288
01:01:01.719 --> 01:01:05.920
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that is the mail bag of Miracle on Evergreen Terrorist.

1289
01:01:05.960 --> 01:01:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much guys for all of you support

1290
01:01:07.440 --> 01:01:10.400
<v Speaker 1>he at four finger Discount. Now, as we're recording this review,

1291
01:01:10.599 --> 01:01:13.880
<v Speaker 1>we've got some notes or some news that our new podcast,

1292
01:01:13.960 --> 01:01:16.079
<v Speaker 1>The Movie Guide with Martin and Davis is number one

1293
01:01:16.119 --> 01:01:18.199
<v Speaker 1>in the country. Did you say number one? Number one

1294
01:01:19.119 --> 01:01:21.239
<v Speaker 1>in our category of film. We have the number one

1295
01:01:21.440 --> 01:01:24.760
<v Speaker 1>film review podcast in the country. Oh excuse me while

1296
01:01:24.760 --> 01:01:26.599
<v Speaker 1>I do a little bit of Homer. We're number one.

1297
01:01:27.039 --> 01:01:29.159
<v Speaker 1>We're number one, surely number one? Yes, so thank you

1298
01:01:29.199 --> 01:01:31.159
<v Speaker 1>so much, guys. In the space of just a month

1299
01:01:32.400 --> 01:01:34.679
<v Speaker 1>taking the world by storm in Live by fuck a Fortnite,

1300
01:01:34.719 --> 01:01:36.719
<v Speaker 1>we are number one in the country. Props to Dano

1301
01:01:36.880 --> 01:01:38.199
<v Speaker 1>for just putting it all together.

1302
01:01:39.559 --> 01:01:42.639
<v Speaker 4>Props to the Leonard Maulton for the Leonard Malton Yeah,

1303
01:01:42.679 --> 01:01:46.000
<v Speaker 4>being the driver of all all out of traffic, and hey,

1304
01:01:46.079 --> 01:01:47.679
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna give myself a little out of boy for

1305
01:01:47.880 --> 01:01:48.760
<v Speaker 4>just being a small part of it.

1306
01:01:48.840 --> 01:01:50.960
<v Speaker 1>If you haven't checked out the Movie Guide with Morton Davis,

1307
01:01:51.000 --> 01:01:52.159
<v Speaker 1>make sure you do so. Link for that is a

1308
01:01:52.239 --> 01:01:55.360
<v Speaker 1>description of this podcast. It's the Leonard Malton. Yes like

1309
01:01:55.480 --> 01:01:58.480
<v Speaker 1>subscribe and maybe even Patreon ours who knows. Yes in

1310
01:01:58.639 --> 01:02:01.119
<v Speaker 1>d speaking Patron, you can support us as well patreon

1311
01:02:01.119 --> 01:02:03.920
<v Speaker 1>dot com slash four figure discounting access to all exclusive

1312
01:02:04.159 --> 01:02:06.480
<v Speaker 1>reviews of Futurama, sign Fowler, King of the Hill, and

1313
01:02:06.599 --> 01:02:09.199
<v Speaker 1>so much more. Don't forget to Please continue to rate

1314
01:02:09.280 --> 01:02:11.639
<v Speaker 1>and review us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, where we do

1315
01:02:12.119 --> 01:02:14.199
<v Speaker 1>find this show, but Forenamas Davis and you find the

1316
01:02:14.199 --> 01:02:16.719
<v Speaker 1>words for those incredible listeners out there. Hey Dando, get

1317
01:02:16.719 --> 01:02:17.519
<v Speaker 1>your finger out of there.

1318
01:02:17.960 --> 01:02:18.000
<v Speaker 2>S
