Speaker 1: One o one with Linchin Taco.
Speaker 2: On Orlando's rock station one oh one one wuj r
Speaker 2: R Talk. I want you to know I just made
Speaker 2: an executive, unilateral decision, just being a little edgy here
Speaker 2: this morning.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, I'm okay with it. I went ahead
Speaker 1: and posted an open voting for you Say It. We
Speaker 1: played a full eight minutes earlier this morning on the
Speaker 1: Facebook page.
Speaker 3: Wow Oh, because you know it's Metallica. Tickets up for grass.
Speaker 2: Yep, the featured band for you Say It this morning
Speaker 2: will be stained. So you have until nine o'clock. No
Speaker 2: need to do it right this second, but if you
Speaker 2: want to, you can cast a vote for which stained
Speaker 2: tune we should play. At nine to one with the
Speaker 2: most votes will do that. Then everybody who's registered, as
Speaker 2: Taco just pointed out, will be qualified to win tickets
Speaker 2: for the first of the two Metallica shows on a
Speaker 2: Friday night at Raymond James Night number one. Hopefully you're
Speaker 2: there and so sometime before nine it's there for you
Speaker 2: now if you want it, though, all right. I also
Speaker 2: I need to clarify here, Tako, So we had what
Speaker 2: I realized it late in the game earlier that we
Speaker 2: had a headline of the week contender staring us in
Speaker 2: the face, and I read it, and you seem to
Speaker 2: get a kick out of the listeners seem to have
Speaker 2: enjoyed it. Are we going to include that in the
Speaker 2: running in consideration for this week headline of the week?
Speaker 3: Are you talking about the one earlier this morning with
Speaker 3: porn Hub? Yeah, porn Hub pulls out of France.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that's definitely a headline in the week. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, so that is under to be added to
Speaker 2: which one?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What was the previous one?
Speaker 3: Other one was the guy who's taking a Wii and
Speaker 3: had his his Wiener bit off by an eleven foot
Speaker 3: snake in the toilet. Okay, all right, so those are
Speaker 3: the two. Okay, well, let me record this. Are you
Speaker 3: doing a headline right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's do it.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: We'll throw another one into the mix. Federal judge's wife
Speaker 2: confronts man playing bagpipes before assaulting his wife.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's break this one down for you.
Speaker 3: She assault the wife or the or the man playing
Speaker 3: the bagpipes. The woman we're talking about here doing the assaulting.
Speaker 3: Alleged assault is seventy six year old Unice is Gerr
Speaker 3: from the Houston area. Okay, she stands accused of being
Speaker 3: pissed off that one Scott Gibb who is originally from
Speaker 3: Scotland was in this park playing bagpipes. This bothered Unis.
Speaker 3: It annoyed Unis. She believed it was a disruption. She
Speaker 3: was gonna make it heard as to her displeasure. That
Speaker 3: ended with Scott Gibbs's wife getting involved. And this is
Speaker 3: when Unice assaulted, allegedly the wife of the bagpipe playing
Speaker 3: dude in the Houston park. Okay, so Eunis is the
Speaker 3: one that's some wife of a famous person.
Speaker 1: This is a lot pat.
Speaker 3: Her.
Speaker 1: Her husband is a federal judge. She made everyone aware
Speaker 1: of that. Okay, that's what I wanted to know.
Speaker 2: And she called her federal judge husband as a result
Speaker 2: of the bagpipe player in the park.
Speaker 1: The federal judge came down there.
Speaker 3: She's one of those ones who thinks that her husband
Speaker 3: being in a high position can get her out of everything.
Speaker 1: He actually came down to the park. Yeah, he's a
Speaker 1: bini and uh, he's not in.
Speaker 2: Any kind of trouble. He actually was trying to diffuse it.
Speaker 2: He diffused the situation.
Speaker 3: But there was a lot there. I mean, the guy's
Speaker 3: name was Scott from Scotland. That's not to creative on
Speaker 3: the parents part. Well, it's very logical, makes sense. So
Speaker 3: bagpipe beat down, Yes, I don't know if that competes
Speaker 3: for the with a porn hub pulling out of France.
Speaker 1: Or the taking a Wii and loosing your mushroom cap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where are you on bagpipes?
Speaker 1: You? Uh? You love him? I absolutely do love the
Speaker 1: sound of bagpipes.
Speaker 3: I'm alright with him because usually you hear him it's
Speaker 3: you know, like in honor of somebody, possibly at a
Speaker 3: funeral or something. So I think of him in a
Speaker 3: respectful way. But you non stop Now it's like me,
Speaker 3: I'll go right.
Speaker 2: My favorite ACDC song is It's a Long Way to
Speaker 2: the Top, which bagpipees prominent in that one?
Speaker 1: A non traditional use of bagpipes, I might have. I
Speaker 1: have nothing against the middle of the road on the bagpipe.
Speaker 3: You're not going to assault someone over playing bagpipes, and
Speaker 3: especially the guys just a Scottish fella enjoying the park.
Speaker 3: And you'd have to admire the lung capacity. Yeah, that one,
Speaker 3: and then what's the other one? My daughter played the
Speaker 3: the clarinet or whatever gives you a headache. Well, I
Speaker 3: mean she had a really bad concussion like me, so
Speaker 3: that's why I gave her a headache.
Speaker 1: But it's not a widespread problem though.
Speaker 2: No, Okay, I don't think because I hadn't seen any
Speaker 2: research on headaches.
Speaker 1: But hey, you know what you play any instruments growing up? Yes?
Speaker 2: I played the recorder, okay, well, not played the record. No,
Speaker 2: not that recorder, the tape recorder, okay, played DJ.
Speaker 1: That was my instrument. No, you played no other side.
Speaker 2: I had no uh that I'm telling you. That is
Speaker 2: part of the reason I had to be a DJ.
Speaker 2: In addition to my inspiration with the Pirate radio station,
Speaker 2: I had no skills when it came to making my
Speaker 2: own music. But I love music, obviously, and I wanted
Speaker 2: to be a part of it. So that's part of
Speaker 2: the reason I decided to do this occupation.
Speaker 3: I played the baritone for a little bit in a Brookshire,
Speaker 3: Brookshire because it.
Speaker 1: Was either take a reading class or camp or whatever. Band.
Speaker 3: So I said, what was it? You played baritone? What
Speaker 3: is that? It's like it's almost like a tuba, that
Speaker 3: big old thing.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I played the piano over the weekend. I didn't
Speaker 3: realize I could play that. But I was a few
Speaker 3: deep too, so I don't know if my skills were
Speaker 3: really as good as I thought.
Speaker 1: I was ticked on some ivories. Man.
Speaker 2: The Memphis Police Department is searching for two men who
Speaker 2: recently were caught leaving the home of some homeowners who
Speaker 2: were having some renovation work done, making off with a vanity,
Speaker 2: a faucet in a countertop, and raising the escape difficulty
Speaker 2: by hauling all that stuff away on bicycles.
Speaker 1: Oh, that is impressive with a vanity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole vanity, fawcett and countertop combo there. They
Speaker 2: just they have some sort.
Speaker 3: Of did They just ride side by side and each
Speaker 3: guy hold one half and it.
Speaker 2: Looks like they had some sort of wheels to put
Speaker 2: underneath the Uh.
Speaker 3: It's just really in need of a vanity, huh.
Speaker 2: Four fifteen in the afternoon, these guys just waltz striding.
Speaker 2: I guess they noticed that there had been some some
Speaker 2: home improvement crews in and out of the house recently,
Speaker 2: because they said this guy or these two dudes are
Speaker 2: suspected of robbing the house the previous week, where they
Speaker 2: took two TVs, an air fryer, coffee maker, and toiletries
Speaker 2: as well as a huge box of paper towels.
Speaker 3: They just trying to deck out their apartment or like
Speaker 3: maybe a homeless camp. I mean, I don't know why
Speaker 3: you need a vanity there, but impressive, Yeah, high end
Speaker 3: homeless camp.
Speaker 1: Huh. And the air for iyer and all you know
Speaker 1: that air for will burn it down.
Speaker 3: The usually people hey, hey, Bobby, Bobby, yes, you have
Speaker 3: a bathroom here in your place where you stay. Yes,
Speaker 3: just be really careful with our vanity. Usually when people
Speaker 3: break into those, you know, like renovation sites or whatever,
Speaker 3: they're usually going for tools because a lot of times,
Speaker 3: I mean I know that any construction guys and ladies
Speaker 3: listening right now are like, Nope, your tools are your tools.
Speaker 3: You take them with you, you keep an eye on them.
Speaker 3: But every now and then you get that lazy bone.
Speaker 3: We asked the homeowner, Hey, can I just leave these
Speaker 3: there under the tarp and then they're gone.
Speaker 2: When when I was a teenager and I allegedly might
Speaker 2: have been witnessed to some of my friends climbing an
Speaker 2: under construction condominium on Singer Island, I can tell you
Speaker 2: for a fact, that they leave the air compressor on
Speaker 2: the eighteenth floor, which always one of the broms might
Speaker 2: have had it take a trip to the ground floor.
Speaker 3: Really, oh, just pushed it off the side of the bill.
Speaker 3: It's different, friends, I mean we raised hell too. Corn
Speaker 3: used some bagpipes in some of their songs that, yeah,
Speaker 3: this person's aunt moved.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm gonna be waltzing around in a
Speaker 2: kilt or anything going smoke lets, don't.
Speaker 1: Don't you know I'm not at that level.
Speaker 3: No, somebody said, my aunt moved to Scotland when I
Speaker 3: was a kid, and my cousin learned bagpipes.
Speaker 1: In the school band. He was terrible, all right.
Speaker 2: And finally in another uh, strange getaway, but logical, I suppose,
Speaker 2: because I had asked you to think about what your
Speaker 2: ultimate getaway would be if you were to resort to
Speaker 2: a robber. A guy in Errington Township, Pennsylvania knocked over
Speaker 2: a gas station convenience store, rolled in and rolled out,
Speaker 2: literally on roller blades. He had a gun and a
Speaker 2: knife and he oh wow, put it right now. I
Speaker 2: have video foot him. The police are looking for him.
Speaker 2: The nineteen year old convenience store worker named armand was
Speaker 2: quite upset over it.
Speaker 1: He was shouting at me without any reason. I just
Speaker 1: work hard.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say the same thing to him, like
Speaker 3: if you need money, if you want money, then you
Speaker 3: have done it for yourself.
Speaker 2: Damn straight, armand get a job, is what you telling
Speaker 2: the dude on the roller blades and armand or whatever
Speaker 2: or mod, I'll tell you should have hired a BWO
Speaker 2: security guard.
Speaker 3: That man would never roller blade again, right, he would
Speaker 3: be in a wheelchair blading down the road.
Speaker 1: You'd have a whole new set of wheels, big wheels.
Speaker 3: That's it with a BWO sticker slap right on the back.
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 3: People are still sending me self a Jeff stamp envelopes
Speaker 3: stamped envelopes for a BWIG left. I had like two
Speaker 3: on my desk and right now there's uh, there's three
Speaker 3: different requests.
Speaker 1: What are there going to be any more? Producers have
Speaker 1: no boss.
Speaker 3: Has been really busy with with Rockville now Metallica.
Speaker 1: So I know, you know, you know the right and
Speaker 1: the wrong times to ask for things. You get to
Speaker 1: pick your pick your moments. Right.
Speaker 2: So anyway, I was thinking about my getaway. If I
Speaker 2: had no restrictions on how I get away. Helicopter, helicopter,
Speaker 2: even though I'd never ride on a helicopter to be
Speaker 2: that would be the most logical way.
Speaker 1: To get away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just pull you right up. Yeah, you know, action
Speaker 3: movie style there the next Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's me, all right, my own stunts follow these
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