WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:02.600 You know when you get the giggles in public, Oh, 2 00:00:02.680 --> 00:00:05.719 the church giggles, the church giggles. Yeah, like this wasn't 3 00:00:05.719 --> 00:00:08.320 even the church girls, really because it wasn't inappropriate for 4 00:00:08.359 --> 00:00:10.039 me to me laughing. It's just that nobody knew what 5 00:00:10.080 --> 00:00:12.160 I was laughing about. And I don't know if you've 6 00:00:12.160 --> 00:00:14.800 seen on the subway these ads. It's like these ads 7 00:00:14.800 --> 00:00:17.000 that they're real estate ads. They want people to buy 8 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:18.960 in New York, so like it's the conceit is. They 9 00:00:18.960 --> 00:00:20.519 show you a picture of like a New Yorker who 10 00:00:20.519 --> 00:00:22.199 brought outside of New York and are so disappointed. But 11 00:00:22.199 --> 00:00:23.839 if you go with us, we'll find you a great apartment. 12 00:00:24.160 --> 00:00:26.480 Got it? Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah those apps? Okay, all right, 13 00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:30.039 there's this one where it's about pizza, and it's like, oh, 14 00:00:30.079 --> 00:00:32.039 it's it's kind of New York pizza, right, and it 15 00:00:32.039 --> 00:00:33.240 has this couple so. 16 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:35.920 Like people who move outside of the city who dared. 17 00:00:35.640 --> 00:00:37.359 To leave, Yeah, they got shitty pizza. 18 00:00:37.479 --> 00:00:39.960 The majesty and wonder that is New York City. 19 00:00:40.240 --> 00:00:43.799 And the woman I'm gonna show Erica a picture. The 20 00:00:43.840 --> 00:00:47.399 woman in this photo is giving the stankiest stank face. 21 00:00:47.399 --> 00:00:50.920 And it ordered pizza in Connecticut. Yeah, it's it's also delicious. 22 00:00:50.520 --> 00:00:56.439 By the way. Yeah, this is the expression on her face. Honestly, 23 00:00:56.479 --> 00:00:58.679 I hope she gets a sitcom. I hope this woman 24 00:00:58.679 --> 00:01:00.000 gets a sitcom off of this job. 25 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:00.799 It's a sitcom. 26 00:01:00.880 --> 00:01:01.320 She is. 27 00:01:01.520 --> 00:01:05.239 She is living her best four character quadrant sitcom life. 28 00:01:05.319 --> 00:01:08.680 She is Diliadets. Yes, she is Deli in this photo. 29 00:01:08.680 --> 00:01:11.000 The idea is she like, She's like, oh, this pizza sucks. 30 00:01:11.079 --> 00:01:14.040 Let's move back to the most expensive rat chested city 31 00:01:14.079 --> 00:01:15.760 in the country. Got it. 32 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:33.200 That's the idea. 33 00:01:33.239 --> 00:01:36.400 And this is that aged Well, yesterday's pop culture. 34 00:01:36.480 --> 00:01:40.040 Today it's Spy Movie may Erica. And actually it's the 35 00:01:40.079 --> 00:01:43.680 finale of Spy Movie May because next week is Memorial. 36 00:01:43.400 --> 00:01:45.879 Day, yay, the beginning of summer, the. 37 00:01:45.799 --> 00:01:47.640 Beginning of summer. We're gonna take We're gonna take a 38 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:50.599 little mini break. Yeah, little mini break. You'll have a little, 39 00:01:50.640 --> 00:01:52.280 a little summer treat in your feed next week. 40 00:01:52.359 --> 00:01:54.200 Yeah, we're gonna have something in there for you. Don't worry. 41 00:01:54.239 --> 00:01:55.159 We haven't forgotten you. 42 00:01:55.239 --> 00:01:57.719 We still love you. We're just gonna take a little 43 00:01:57.760 --> 00:02:01.599 take a little summer break. Sure, Yeah, but not yet, 44 00:02:01.760 --> 00:02:03.200 because today we have a movie. 45 00:02:03.280 --> 00:02:06.200 We have a hum dinger. 46 00:02:06.799 --> 00:02:08.719 And before we get to that hum dinger, we have 47 00:02:08.759 --> 00:02:12.080 Apple podcast reviews. Do you want to read the first one? Sure? 48 00:02:12.280 --> 00:02:15.280 The first review comes from Sam. Eighty eight miles per 49 00:02:15.319 --> 00:02:18.520 hour breaking the speed limit? Yes, isn't that the speed 50 00:02:18.599 --> 00:02:21.680 limit in It's it's a no, no, no, it's the 51 00:02:22.080 --> 00:02:23.680 it's you have to go eighty eight miles per hour 52 00:02:24.080 --> 00:02:27.039 in back to the future. Back to the future, going there, 53 00:02:27.080 --> 00:02:30.400 that's what they're doing. I see you, Sam, revisiting movie 54 00:02:30.560 --> 00:02:33.759 magic that aged well with Paul and Erica. I want 55 00:02:33.759 --> 00:02:36.439 to point out that this title is revisiting movie magic 56 00:02:36.719 --> 00:02:40.680 colon that aged well with Paul and Erica. This person 57 00:02:41.199 --> 00:02:44.560 takes care of business. Yeah, Sam, eight eighty eight miles 58 00:02:44.560 --> 00:02:46.560 per hour does not fuck around. 59 00:02:46.719 --> 00:02:48.599 If you are a reporter, please let us know if 60 00:02:48.599 --> 00:02:50.080 you'd like to do an interview. 61 00:02:50.159 --> 00:02:54.800 Yeah, this fucking thing has a byeline. So Sam Wrights 62 00:02:55.039 --> 00:02:57.479 that aged well is like having a reunion with your 63 00:02:57.520 --> 00:03:01.000 friends from the eighties and nineties movie era. Paul and 64 00:03:01.120 --> 00:03:04.080 Erica don't just dissect plot twists and poke fun at 65 00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:09.680 the insanity they unearthed very childhood nightmares. Thanks Labyrinth, was 66 00:03:09.719 --> 00:03:10.159 it hobble? 67 00:03:10.599 --> 00:03:12.080 Hobble was the name of the it was the name 68 00:03:12.080 --> 00:03:13.159 of her mini friend there. 69 00:03:13.439 --> 00:03:17.759 I don't remember, but it is a full living nightmare. Yeah, 70 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:21.800 with sharp wit and infectious laughter. This podcast is your 71 00:03:21.800 --> 00:03:24.680 ticket to relive the classics while doubling down on the 72 00:03:24.759 --> 00:03:29.000 hilarity of hindsight. Grab your popcorn and settle in for 73 00:03:29.039 --> 00:03:32.400 a nostalgia trip that's as entertaining as it is enlightening. 74 00:03:33.039 --> 00:03:35.280 I'd love to hear a review of Now. 75 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:37.879 This is actually what the review says. I am not 76 00:03:37.919 --> 00:03:39.800 incorrecting this. I wonder if maybe it was now and 77 00:03:39.840 --> 00:03:40.840 Then and it got cut off. 78 00:03:41.080 --> 00:03:43.439 Maybe I don't know. Now I'm gonna look it up. 79 00:03:43.479 --> 00:03:46.400 By the way, aside from potentially a typo at the end, 80 00:03:47.120 --> 00:03:51.080 excellent review, excellent rex. I was just gonna say, really 81 00:03:51.080 --> 00:03:52.840 good writing. I feel like you write me better than 82 00:03:52.879 --> 00:03:56.319 I write me, So thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah, Yeah, okay, update, 83 00:03:56.400 --> 00:03:58.439 I googled it. There does not seem to be a 84 00:03:58.479 --> 00:03:59.400 movie named now. 85 00:03:59.599 --> 00:04:01.639 Yeah, oh Sam, eighty eight miles per hour. 86 00:04:01.800 --> 00:04:03.960 This got cut off at the end. We're gonna assume now. 87 00:04:03.800 --> 00:04:05.360 And then Now and then let us know if we're wrong. 88 00:04:05.479 --> 00:04:08.280 Yeah, maybe there's another now now boyager. 89 00:04:08.520 --> 00:04:12.080 Sure, sure we have another review, shall I read sure? 90 00:04:12.560 --> 00:04:15.159 This is from Cookies for Breakfast twenty two to twenty two. 91 00:04:16.040 --> 00:04:19.360 They write no notes. Thank you Kimberly and Katie for 92 00:04:19.439 --> 00:04:22.959 introducing me to Paul and Erica. I'm a nineties baby, 93 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:25.040 so this pod has inspired me to watch so many 94 00:04:25.079 --> 00:04:27.240 of these classics that I wasn't yet alive for or 95 00:04:27.360 --> 00:04:30.800 was too young to see. I love hearing their thoughtful takes. 96 00:04:31.279 --> 00:04:34.000 If you can appreciate calling out cringey behavior that was 97 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:36.959 once socially acceptable while also being able to agree that 98 00:04:37.040 --> 00:04:40.560 some things are horrible but also objectively funny, Yes, this 99 00:04:40.800 --> 00:04:41.759 is the pod for you. 100 00:04:41.959 --> 00:04:45.720 They have distilled our mission statement to a perfect sentence 101 00:04:45.920 --> 00:04:49.120 that is horrible, but it's funny, and I laughed, and 102 00:04:49.160 --> 00:04:50.120 I laughed at it, and I'm. 103 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:54.800 Gonna be honest, I laughed. They go on, please cover planes, trains, 104 00:04:54.800 --> 00:04:57.839 and automobiles this holiday season. Hey, guess what we did. 105 00:04:58.120 --> 00:04:58.879 It's in your feed. 106 00:04:59.000 --> 00:05:01.600 It's in your feed. Growing up, my family watched it 107 00:05:01.639 --> 00:05:04.279 every year on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. And although I 108 00:05:04.319 --> 00:05:06.360 love it, I'm still not sure if it's even a 109 00:05:06.399 --> 00:05:09.079 good movie, and would love y'all's takes. I think it's 110 00:05:09.079 --> 00:05:09.519 a good movie. 111 00:05:09.560 --> 00:05:10.279 It's a good movie. 112 00:05:10.319 --> 00:05:10.639 It is. 113 00:05:10.800 --> 00:05:12.680 I want to I have an update on this. Finish 114 00:05:12.720 --> 00:05:14.360 this out, and I do want to talk. I have 115 00:05:14.399 --> 00:05:15.839 an update on planes traising auto movie. 116 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:18.959 I'm excited. Okay, So Cookies for Breakfast finishes love the 117 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:20.279 pod ten out of ten. 118 00:05:20.839 --> 00:05:23.680 Thank you, Cookies for Breakfast. Yes, real quick. We are 119 00:05:23.680 --> 00:05:26.519 recording this in twenty twenty five. We are like deep 120 00:05:26.519 --> 00:05:28.439 into twenty twenty five. And I forgot to tell Paul 121 00:05:28.480 --> 00:05:32.000 this months ago when it happened at Christmas this year. 122 00:05:32.319 --> 00:05:35.240 I asked my assembled family. I was like, in that 123 00:05:35.399 --> 00:05:38.319 scene in Planes, Trains and Automobiles, and he says, those 124 00:05:38.360 --> 00:05:41.920 aren't pillows. Yeah, is he talking about is he talking 125 00:05:41.920 --> 00:05:44.040 about his butt cheeks or is he talking about his thighs? 126 00:05:44.079 --> 00:05:46.079 And I didn't tell them who was which one of 127 00:05:46.199 --> 00:05:49.759 us was on which side? And everyone agreed with you. 128 00:05:49.839 --> 00:05:52.279 Really everyone was like, it's butt cheeks, that's the joke. 129 00:05:52.319 --> 00:05:55.319 And I'm like, it's his thigh cheeks. Don't make any sense. 130 00:05:55.680 --> 00:05:57.920 And then someone pointed out to me he's wearing boxer 131 00:05:57.959 --> 00:05:59.639 short yeah, And because that was my whole thing, I'm like, 132 00:05:59.639 --> 00:06:01.560 he's wearing boxer shorts. You would know if your hand 133 00:06:01.600 --> 00:06:03.879 was between someone's butt cheeks. Yeah, through boxer shorts and 134 00:06:03.920 --> 00:06:06.519 there and then and they're not wrong. I don't remember 135 00:06:06.519 --> 00:06:08.079 which one of my uncles said this. They're like, but 136 00:06:08.519 --> 00:06:10.720 that would be like pillowcases. 137 00:06:10.199 --> 00:06:12.759 The shams the sham. The boxer shorts are the sham 138 00:06:12.839 --> 00:06:13.839 mess on the hams. 139 00:06:13.879 --> 00:06:16.040 And then I was like, fuck me. Paul was right 140 00:06:16.079 --> 00:06:18.120 and I was wrong. My whole family agrees with Paul. 141 00:06:18.839 --> 00:06:21.360 I want you to know that my family agrees with you. 142 00:06:21.560 --> 00:06:24.040 Thank you, Thank you for representing me. Danny. I know 143 00:06:24.040 --> 00:06:25.199 you're listening. Thank you. No. 144 00:06:25.240 --> 00:06:27.199 I honestly, Danny was like maybe the only one on 145 00:06:27.279 --> 00:06:29.560 my side, but I think that's because I was in 146 00:06:29.600 --> 00:06:31.240 the room with him. He felt bad for me. 147 00:06:33.839 --> 00:06:36.519 All right, Sam, eighty eight miles per hour Cookies for 148 00:06:36.560 --> 00:06:38.839 Breakfast twenty two, twenty two. If you would like at 149 00:06:38.879 --> 00:06:40.639 that age ball tote bag, please let us know this 150 00:06:40.680 --> 00:06:43.279 is you. I would love to send it off for you. Erica, 151 00:06:43.839 --> 00:06:46.759 what is our spy movie finale? 152 00:06:47.199 --> 00:06:52.240 Today's film you all is the nineteen sixty four spy 153 00:06:52.680 --> 00:06:56.000 classic gold Finger. 154 00:06:58.160 --> 00:07:02.439 All right, So Goldfinger was specifically actually only requested by Marcus, 155 00:07:02.680 --> 00:07:06.639 but we obviously had a cavalcade of Bond movie requests this. 156 00:07:06.639 --> 00:07:07.839 Month, so many Bond movies. 157 00:07:07.920 --> 00:07:10.319 Michelle actually requested a whole double oh seven month, which 158 00:07:10.319 --> 00:07:12.399 we did briefly consider, but decided it would be it 159 00:07:12.399 --> 00:07:13.000 would be too much. 160 00:07:13.040 --> 00:07:15.000 It's a lot, It's so much misogyny, you guys. 161 00:07:15.079 --> 00:07:18.120 Yeah, So we decided to leave the Bond film up 162 00:07:18.120 --> 00:07:21.399 to our patrons. We pulled Goldfinger, our Sean Connery option 163 00:07:21.839 --> 00:07:23.959 against of You to a Kill, our Roger More option 164 00:07:24.279 --> 00:07:27.199 against GoldenEye, our Pierce Brosen option. We left the other 165 00:07:27.199 --> 00:07:29.399 ones out. Sorry, George Lasmbie, you didn't make the poll. 166 00:07:29.639 --> 00:07:29.879 Ha. 167 00:07:30.639 --> 00:07:33.199 Sean came out on top fifty three percent to Roger 168 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:36.240 Moore's seventeen percent and Pierce Brosnian's thirty percent. 169 00:07:36.480 --> 00:07:40.240 Wow, I will say the Roger Moore one of You 170 00:07:40.319 --> 00:07:43.519 to a Kill did get more requests. It did then 171 00:07:43.639 --> 00:07:46.000 this one did. But also I also wonder how many 172 00:07:46.040 --> 00:07:50.160 people wrote GoldenEye thinking they were talking about Goldfinger, Yeah, 173 00:07:50.439 --> 00:07:51.240 and vice versa. 174 00:07:51.360 --> 00:07:53.720 Honestly, I will say that as soon as Goldfinger was 175 00:07:53.759 --> 00:07:57.600 in the poll, the presence of double O pantege was 176 00:07:57.639 --> 00:07:58.639 felt in the poll. I think. 177 00:07:58.720 --> 00:08:00.600 I think so. And also this that what is a 178 00:08:00.639 --> 00:08:02.879 classic for a reason. It's got kussy galore. 179 00:08:04.240 --> 00:08:05.600 It's got not a euphemism. 180 00:08:05.639 --> 00:08:08.240 It's got no mister Bond, I expect you to die. 181 00:08:08.319 --> 00:08:10.720 It's got all the class, it's got all the humdingers 182 00:08:10.759 --> 00:08:11.079 in it. 183 00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:14.720 It sure does all right. So Goldfinger is the third 184 00:08:14.800 --> 00:08:18.759 installment in the ongoing James Bond series. It was written 185 00:08:18.800 --> 00:08:22.000 by Richard Maybaum and Paul Den. It was based on 186 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:25.480 the nineteen fifty nine Ian Fleming novel of the same name. 187 00:08:26.000 --> 00:08:29.079 It was directed by Guy Hamilton and stars Sean Connery, 188 00:08:29.399 --> 00:08:35.320 Honor Blackman, Gert Froeb, Shirley Eaton, Tanya Mallett, and Harold Sakata. 189 00:08:35.559 --> 00:08:39.120 Goldfigure won an Academy Award for Best Sound Effects, making 190 00:08:39.120 --> 00:08:41.440 it the first Bond film to win an. 191 00:08:41.279 --> 00:08:44.279 Oscar Now you've already previewed this a little bit erica. 192 00:08:44.440 --> 00:08:47.360 But while I'm glad it won for Best Sound, it 193 00:08:47.559 --> 00:08:49.279 was robbed for Best Song. 194 00:08:49.840 --> 00:08:50.919 Was there not a best song category? 195 00:08:50.960 --> 00:08:54.639 Back there? Yah? I checked there was chim chimmery from 196 00:08:54.720 --> 00:08:55.559 Mary Poppins. 197 00:08:56.120 --> 00:09:00.559 Was absolutely not no chim chimmery from Mary happens when 198 00:09:00.600 --> 00:09:05.840 the fucking oscar over Shirley Bassie's iconic gold Finger. 199 00:09:06.559 --> 00:09:11.480 Yes, look, Goldfinger is not even Shirley Bassi's best Bond theme. 200 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:14.879 The best one she did is Diamonds Are Forever, but Goldfinger, 201 00:09:15.200 --> 00:09:17.600 those are the two best Bond themes ever, accept possibly 202 00:09:17.679 --> 00:09:19.320 Carly Simon's Nobody Does It Better. 203 00:09:19.360 --> 00:09:21.759 I really like Skyfall, Yeah, I really do. I'm a 204 00:09:21.799 --> 00:09:22.679 sucker for adult I. 205 00:09:22.679 --> 00:09:26.360 Think Skyfall is boring the movie or the song. I 206 00:09:26.399 --> 00:09:27.919 think I fell asleep in the movie, so I think 207 00:09:27.960 --> 00:09:28.960 I can safely say both. 208 00:09:29.120 --> 00:09:35.720 But yeah, no. Also, you know what, we dogged Paul 209 00:09:35.799 --> 00:09:37.480 McCartney in the last episode a little. 210 00:09:37.320 --> 00:09:39.399 Bit, and he deserves He deserved it. 211 00:09:39.440 --> 00:09:41.399 He deserved it for that one. But Livin Let Die 212 00:09:41.480 --> 00:09:42.360 is a fucking good song. 213 00:09:44.039 --> 00:09:46.240 It is a lot of the Bond songs are really good. 214 00:09:46.360 --> 00:09:51.440 I just feel like Shirley Bassy is the platonic ideal. Yes, yes, yes, 215 00:09:51.639 --> 00:09:54.679 a British woman fog horning her way through a song. 216 00:09:54.840 --> 00:09:58.360 That's what I want. Concerned about US censors, the producers 217 00:09:58.399 --> 00:10:02.960 consider changing Pushing to Kitty Galore. Oh no, but they 218 00:10:03.000 --> 00:10:06.080 and Hamilton decided, quote, if you were a ten year 219 00:10:06.120 --> 00:10:08.200 old boy and knew what the name meant, you weren't 220 00:10:08.200 --> 00:10:10.519 a ten year old boy. You were a dirty little bitch. 221 00:10:11.639 --> 00:10:14.639 The American censor was concerned, but we got round that 222 00:10:14.679 --> 00:10:16.639 by inviting him and his wife out to dinner and 223 00:10:16.679 --> 00:10:19.559 we told him we were big supporters of the Republican Party. 224 00:10:20.799 --> 00:10:22.759 That is the greatest thing I've ever heard. 225 00:10:23.840 --> 00:10:26.519 Apparently Honor Blackman enjoyed it so much she would force 226 00:10:26.720 --> 00:10:28.559 reporters to say the name to her and she was 227 00:10:28.559 --> 00:10:29.639 doing agrees about it. 228 00:10:29.960 --> 00:10:36.159 Yes, holy shit, this is the perfect what an amazing anecdote. 229 00:10:36.960 --> 00:10:39.080 You were a dirty little bitch? 230 00:10:41.279 --> 00:10:47.559 Oh, yes, I think what I've gotten When I. 231 00:10:44.960 --> 00:10:49.080 Was I would have I was a dirty little piss you. Well, 232 00:10:49.519 --> 00:10:51.080 come on, ten years old, we knew what the word 233 00:10:51.080 --> 00:10:51.639 pussy was. 234 00:10:52.159 --> 00:10:55.720 I'm genuinely not sure. I know my nephews one of it, Tana, 235 00:10:56.159 --> 00:10:57.919 I think, but I feel like I was more at 236 00:10:57.919 --> 00:10:58.720 shelter than they were. 237 00:10:59.000 --> 00:11:01.000 But like how sheltz, you went to school. 238 00:11:01.240 --> 00:11:03.759 That's true. Yeah, it's like I mean, I definitely would 239 00:11:03.759 --> 00:11:05.679 have known, Like Dick, I just feel like, like eighth 240 00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:06.960 pussy's a step. 241 00:11:06.679 --> 00:11:09.879 Above if you were not homeschooled by ten, you've heard 242 00:11:09.960 --> 00:11:12.039 you've heard someone called someone else a pussy. 243 00:11:12.440 --> 00:11:14.480 Wow, you live on the mean streets in Miami. 244 00:11:16.960 --> 00:11:19.360 I am sure of it. I'm absolutely sure if you 245 00:11:19.559 --> 00:11:22.480 even sheltered little Paul so I was a dirty little bitch, 246 00:11:22.519 --> 00:11:30.879 true dirty little bitch. Goldfinger has a shocking ninety nine 247 00:11:30.960 --> 00:11:35.480 percent critical rating on Rotten Tomatoes. We are grading on 248 00:11:35.519 --> 00:11:37.919 a curve here because I'm assuming this. These are critics 249 00:11:37.919 --> 00:11:41.759 in nineteen sixty four, I presume, and not the current 250 00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:46.039 day critics, and an eighty nine percent audience score. It 251 00:11:46.159 --> 00:11:48.799 has a one hundred on Cherry Picks. 252 00:11:48.879 --> 00:11:51.919 That's insane, that's hilarious. That is insae. 253 00:11:52.120 --> 00:11:54.480 This is what's this is all ass backwards. It should 254 00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:59.279 be a two thousand percent audience score. Yeh, because no complaints, 255 00:11:59.519 --> 00:12:07.120 a truly forty critical rating, and Cherry Picks needs to 256 00:12:07.159 --> 00:12:10.960 shut its dirty horror mouth. Yeah that's the correct Actually, no, no, no, 257 00:12:11.000 --> 00:12:13.000 they wouldn't call Cherry Picks a whore. This is bond, 258 00:12:13.080 --> 00:12:15.159 this is classier. Yeah, it would be like, oh, hello, 259 00:12:15.279 --> 00:12:18.399 Cherry Picks, why don't you put that pen down and 260 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:20.200 play with my fiddle for a while. 261 00:12:22.159 --> 00:12:25.120 Why don't you stop over extending yourself and start extending 262 00:12:25.120 --> 00:12:30.519 your legs? Ha, this is so high. Look, I baseline 263 00:12:30.600 --> 00:12:33.720 enjoyed the movie. It's it's way more fun than it 264 00:12:33.759 --> 00:12:37.200 is not it's bonkers. But it's bonkers. It's not a 265 00:12:37.320 --> 00:12:38.679 ninety nine percent good movie. 266 00:12:38.840 --> 00:12:41.799 It is not even I mean, I'm being generous at forty. Honestly, 267 00:12:41.960 --> 00:12:42.919 I'm being generous. 268 00:12:43.159 --> 00:12:46.480 I would actually say because of what it is in 269 00:12:46.519 --> 00:12:49.200 the sense that like it is a comedy in many ways, 270 00:12:49.200 --> 00:12:51.519 like they do, they are aware they're being ridiculous. 271 00:12:51.559 --> 00:12:53.879 From the opening shot. Yeah you get comedy. 272 00:12:54.080 --> 00:12:55.039 Yeah I will. 273 00:12:55.039 --> 00:12:57.480 We will talk about that opening shot because I'm living 274 00:12:57.519 --> 00:12:59.440 for that opening. Yeah you get comedy. 275 00:12:59.519 --> 00:13:01.960 Yeah. So I would say the comedy land. The comedy 276 00:13:02.039 --> 00:13:04.639 lands way more often than it doesn't. Yeah, And and 277 00:13:04.679 --> 00:13:06.360 so for me, I would probably give it like a 278 00:13:06.440 --> 00:13:10.799 sixty five percent critical. But if we talk about like pacing. 279 00:13:11.120 --> 00:13:15.360 And special effects and a plot that makes sense. 280 00:13:15.200 --> 00:13:17.639 Yep, and uh and a way with the camera that 281 00:13:17.720 --> 00:13:20.840 lets the audience follow an action scene, No. 282 00:13:20.519 --> 00:13:20.960 None of that. 283 00:13:21.039 --> 00:13:22.480 None of that is yet fight choreo. 284 00:13:22.960 --> 00:13:26.720 No. No, you reminds me of a as I'm talking 285 00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:29.519 about it, I'm remembering you probably never saw this the 286 00:13:29.720 --> 00:13:34.200 old nineteen I want to say, seventy Batman movie starring 287 00:13:34.639 --> 00:13:35.360 Adam West. 288 00:13:35.440 --> 00:13:37.440 I've seen clips from it, I've never actually seen him. 289 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:39.600 It has like all three of the main villains in it, 290 00:13:39.639 --> 00:13:43.679 and like it like Caesar Romero is and we're just Meredith, 291 00:13:44.039 --> 00:13:46.720 and like it's like that where they know they're making 292 00:13:46.759 --> 00:13:49.519 a comedy, but it's like an action movie, like wrapped 293 00:13:49.519 --> 00:13:52.480 in a comedy. And that's what this. This gave very 294 00:13:52.519 --> 00:13:53.720 strong that vibe. 295 00:13:53.879 --> 00:13:56.080 So Sean Connery is fully aware that he is in 296 00:13:56.120 --> 00:13:59.600 a comedy. Yeah, yeah, and actually to before I think 297 00:13:59.600 --> 00:14:00.759 Honor black Aakman knows too. 298 00:14:01.039 --> 00:14:03.840 Gert Froub, never seeing the guy who plays Goldfinger, he 299 00:14:03.919 --> 00:14:04.960 must know he's in a comedy. 300 00:14:05.080 --> 00:14:06.879 Yeah. Do you know I didn't know this going in. 301 00:14:07.159 --> 00:14:08.679 That is a dubbed performance. 302 00:14:09.320 --> 00:14:09.840 Oh. 303 00:14:09.879 --> 00:14:11.720 It is widely considered to be one of the most 304 00:14:11.720 --> 00:14:14.799 successful dubbed performances ever because he didn't speak English and 305 00:14:14.840 --> 00:14:16.960 he learned his lines phanatically, and they were like he 306 00:14:17.039 --> 00:14:18.960 was either too slow or they were unintelligible, so they 307 00:14:19.000 --> 00:14:21.039 would like, go and make him just say the lines 308 00:14:21.080 --> 00:14:23.000 phatically faster than dubbed an actor over him. 309 00:14:23.080 --> 00:14:24.440 I had no idea. 310 00:14:24.559 --> 00:14:26.720 Yeah, it's really really good dubbing. All right, when did 311 00:14:26.759 --> 00:14:29.000 you first see gold Finger? 312 00:14:30.200 --> 00:14:30.879 Last night? 313 00:14:31.120 --> 00:14:31.440 Okay? 314 00:14:31.679 --> 00:14:33.919 Okay, true story A little behind the scenes of the pod. 315 00:14:34.240 --> 00:14:36.840 I was very busy this week, and I overscheduled myself 316 00:14:36.840 --> 00:14:39.559 and I didn't have time to watch the movie before 317 00:14:39.600 --> 00:14:43.440 we recorded this. So I came over early to Paul's 318 00:14:43.440 --> 00:14:47.039 house and last night I spent the night and we 319 00:14:47.120 --> 00:14:50.279 invited friends over. We made popcorn, Paul made popcorn, and 320 00:14:50.320 --> 00:14:53.799 we all watched Goldfinger together. So I watched it last 321 00:14:53.879 --> 00:14:55.840 night for the first time in your home with a 322 00:14:55.840 --> 00:14:56.679 group of our friends. 323 00:14:56.759 --> 00:14:57.559 Yeah, which is. 324 00:14:57.519 --> 00:15:02.279 The absolute ideal way to watch this movie. Would I 325 00:15:02.279 --> 00:15:05.159 have enjoyed it like if I'd watched it by myself 326 00:15:05.159 --> 00:15:08.759 at home? Yes, one hundred percent. What I've laughed out loud. Yes. 327 00:15:09.039 --> 00:15:11.080 Would I have had half as much fun as I 328 00:15:11.080 --> 00:15:13.720 did watching it with other people? Absolutely not. 329 00:15:14.039 --> 00:15:16.320 This movie is almost like I want to watch a 330 00:15:16.399 --> 00:15:19.480 drag queen, like talking over it while it plays. Yes, 331 00:15:19.600 --> 00:15:22.360 it's it's It might be like just two ticks below 332 00:15:22.399 --> 00:15:24.000 that level, But I think it could be really fun. 333 00:15:24.039 --> 00:15:26.440 I think it's camp. You think it's I think pussy galore. Paul, 334 00:15:26.559 --> 00:15:31.000 pussy galore, pussy galore, pushy, pushy. He doesn't say shit, 335 00:15:31.120 --> 00:15:33.480 he says pusy, poozy, pusy galore. 336 00:15:33.799 --> 00:15:36.039 There's only one line in it, and I wrote it 337 00:15:36.039 --> 00:15:38.879 down where he gets a little of their going h huh. 338 00:15:38.919 --> 00:15:41.440 So, Paul, we all know my answer. When I saw 339 00:15:41.440 --> 00:15:43.159 this film for the first time, when did you see 340 00:15:43.200 --> 00:15:44.440 gold Finger for the first time? 341 00:15:44.639 --> 00:15:47.279 A mere two days prior to you, I saw this 342 00:15:47.320 --> 00:15:49.519 film for the first time. So much of Austin Powers 343 00:15:49.600 --> 00:15:51.279 is pulled from this It's so awesome. 344 00:15:51.320 --> 00:15:53.759 I have a same I actually said a line before 345 00:15:53.799 --> 00:15:55.720 it happened in this movie, and one of our friends 346 00:15:55.840 --> 00:15:57.600 was like, I thought you said you'd never seen this before, 347 00:15:57.919 --> 00:15:59.559 and I was like, no, that's from Austin Power. 348 00:16:00.399 --> 00:16:05.399 It's a direct lift from this film. I overall enjoyed it. 349 00:16:05.600 --> 00:16:08.399 I have some notes on the pacing that. 350 00:16:08.320 --> 00:16:11.159 Got funnier and funnier because we watched it with other people. Yeah, 351 00:16:11.240 --> 00:16:13.360 at one point, so late in the movie, when we're 352 00:16:13.399 --> 00:16:17.679 already so like tired, Yeah, there's like a slow elevator 353 00:16:17.879 --> 00:16:21.480 ride down the Bond takes and there's a full twenty 354 00:16:21.720 --> 00:16:24.480 seconds of real estate in this movie, and everyone just 355 00:16:24.519 --> 00:16:28.039 started laughing hysterically because we were just like, oh my god, 356 00:16:28.240 --> 00:16:29.519 why are we watching this. 357 00:16:31.559 --> 00:16:34.960 All right? Erica. The tagline for this movie was Miss 358 00:16:34.960 --> 00:16:40.120 Honey and Miss Galore, have James Bond back for more? Yes, Yeah, yes, 359 00:16:40.200 --> 00:16:41.200 but who's miss honey? 360 00:16:41.799 --> 00:16:44.679 Is it should have had money, miss money? Like moneypenny? 361 00:16:44.759 --> 00:16:45.759 Oh, miss moneypenny. 362 00:16:46.000 --> 00:16:47.639 It must have been a honey? Was it not a honey? 363 00:16:47.799 --> 00:16:51.600 No, it's it's it's it's Tilly and Jill Masterson or 364 00:16:51.600 --> 00:16:52.879 the other two women in it. 365 00:16:53.120 --> 00:16:53.480 There's no. 366 00:16:53.559 --> 00:16:53.759 Oh. 367 00:16:53.919 --> 00:16:57.120 Maybe that that first lady, the dancer in the er, 368 00:16:57.159 --> 00:16:58.600 Maybe she was honey. Maybe she was honey. 369 00:16:58.679 --> 00:17:00.679 Yeah, yeah, okay, let's go with that's because I really 370 00:17:00.720 --> 00:17:02.200 want this to work. Yeah. How do you say honey 371 00:17:02.200 --> 00:17:11.319 in spanishell? Because this is funny. This is the exact 372 00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:14.200 right tone for this movie. Do you want to read 373 00:17:14.200 --> 00:17:15.519 the iTunes synopsis? Sure? 374 00:17:15.960 --> 00:17:18.880 In this fourteen Carrot Adventure and the third film in 375 00:17:18.920 --> 00:17:21.960 the Double O seven series, James Bond is pitted against 376 00:17:22.039 --> 00:17:25.880 one of his most memorable villains, the power hungry and 377 00:17:26.039 --> 00:17:30.480 infamous international gold smuggler Auric Goldfinger. 378 00:17:30.759 --> 00:17:33.279 Gold Finger ha ha. 379 00:17:34.319 --> 00:17:37.359 Goldfinger is not planning to rob fort not's no no no. 380 00:17:37.799 --> 00:17:39.599 I added that they did write no no no, they 381 00:17:39.640 --> 00:17:42.519 should have, though they should have. He intends to detonate 382 00:17:42.559 --> 00:17:45.960 a nuclear device in the fortress and contaminate the world's 383 00:17:46.000 --> 00:17:49.960 gold supply with radiation, making it unusable for hundreds of 384 00:17:50.039 --> 00:17:54.960 years and increasing tenfold the value of his own gold holdings, 385 00:17:55.359 --> 00:17:59.440 making him the richest most powerful man on earth. 386 00:18:00.839 --> 00:18:06.119 It's so one billion dollars. 387 00:18:07.400 --> 00:18:10.720 It's crazy funny too. It's like the reveal we are 388 00:18:10.759 --> 00:18:13.400 getting right now in this anopsis does not come until 389 00:18:13.440 --> 00:18:16.279 like an hour and fifty minutes in a two hour movie, 390 00:18:16.599 --> 00:18:19.119 Like they are giving it all away. 391 00:18:19.400 --> 00:18:22.920 Yeah, the movie is really I can't tell if it 392 00:18:22.960 --> 00:18:24.720 works or it doesn't work. It's just not how we 393 00:18:24.799 --> 00:18:27.079 would make a movie now. So maybe one of those 394 00:18:27.079 --> 00:18:29.119 situations like in spies like us last week, we're like, 395 00:18:29.640 --> 00:18:32.759 this is not how we consume entertainment anymore. But it 396 00:18:32.839 --> 00:18:35.960 really like it presents a problem, and then that problem 397 00:18:36.079 --> 00:18:38.440 is leads you to another problem. So you don't get 398 00:18:38.480 --> 00:18:42.000 to this problem until so far into the movie, and 399 00:18:42.039 --> 00:18:45.039 you spent so much time being like what are we 400 00:18:45.200 --> 00:18:48.079 actually looking for? And the thing is like Bond doesn't 401 00:18:48.079 --> 00:18:49.680 know what he's looking for because he's just been assigned 402 00:18:49.680 --> 00:18:52.160 to watch this guy. That's all he's told. They're like, 403 00:18:52.160 --> 00:18:54.240 we think he's smuggling gold, so maybe we can figure 404 00:18:54.240 --> 00:18:56.559 out how he's doing that, and then like we possess 405 00:18:56.599 --> 00:18:59.480 his gold. Yeah, that's the setup, and then an hour 406 00:18:59.559 --> 00:19:00.720 of movie goes by. 407 00:19:01.839 --> 00:19:04.240 An interminable golf scene goes by. 408 00:19:04.240 --> 00:19:08.160 That golf scene. I had seen this for Erica, and 409 00:19:08.200 --> 00:19:10.960 I told her and our friends, when you watch this movie, 410 00:19:11.519 --> 00:19:13.880 just think about when you're watching a scene and the 411 00:19:13.920 --> 00:19:16.680 scene comes to an end, if anything has. 412 00:19:16.599 --> 00:19:18.839 Actually changed, if anything happened. 413 00:19:18.559 --> 00:19:23.759 If anything actually happened to provide more information to change 414 00:19:23.880 --> 00:19:29.319 Bond's situation to anything. There's like four or five five 415 00:19:29.359 --> 00:19:31.920 minute stretches where the answer to that is no, Absolutely 416 00:19:31.920 --> 00:19:32.599 nothing happened. 417 00:19:32.640 --> 00:19:36.200 Nothing happened, no changes were made, no plot was developed. 418 00:19:36.400 --> 00:19:36.920 No. 419 00:19:38.319 --> 00:19:41.400 Paul, what is the actual synopsis for Goldfinger? 420 00:19:41.599 --> 00:19:45.000 The actual synopsis for Goldfinger is it was a different time. 421 00:19:47.400 --> 00:19:48.359 You guys don't understand. 422 00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:51.839 It was a different time. It's fine, it's fine. Stop 423 00:19:51.920 --> 00:19:55.119 feminists calmed the fuck down. It was a different time. 424 00:19:55.160 --> 00:19:56.160 It's a different time. 425 00:19:56.440 --> 00:20:01.960 Okay. Those women wanted to be exploited. They enjoyed it. 426 00:20:02.039 --> 00:20:04.680 They understood, they understood the insight. 427 00:20:04.839 --> 00:20:06.880 It was the only time a woman could get Yeah, 428 00:20:06.960 --> 00:20:08.599 do you not want honor black men to work? 429 00:20:08.799 --> 00:20:10.359 Come on, do you want her back in the kitchen? 430 00:20:13.160 --> 00:20:16.400 All right, everyone stick around, we're gonna play some commercials 431 00:20:16.480 --> 00:20:17.880 right here. If you don't want to listen to commercials, 432 00:20:17.880 --> 00:20:19.680 you can head over to our Patreon That is patreon 433 00:20:19.680 --> 00:20:22.160 dot com slash that age Well podcast. You can sign 434 00:20:22.200 --> 00:20:23.880 up for any pay tire. You will get ed free 435 00:20:23.880 --> 00:20:27.839 episodes delivered to your podcast feed every Monday morning. But 436 00:20:27.960 --> 00:20:29.880 if you're not gonna do that, that's okay. Stick around, 437 00:20:29.920 --> 00:20:31.839 listen to these ads and we'll be right back to 438 00:20:31.880 --> 00:20:34.759 take you through gold Finger. 439 00:20:46.359 --> 00:20:48.359 Hello, pushy catch, We're back. 440 00:20:48.640 --> 00:20:51.319 Watch new push a catch who who? 441 00:20:54.160 --> 00:20:55.319 And we're back. 442 00:20:55.200 --> 00:20:59.359 And we're back all right. We open in what appears 443 00:20:59.400 --> 00:21:02.559 to be a South American country. Don't worry about it. 444 00:21:02.759 --> 00:21:04.200 He's in South America. 445 00:21:04.240 --> 00:21:05.720 It's a monolith, don't worry. 446 00:21:05.799 --> 00:21:11.079 Potentially Central America. Actually fair configure one right, a dock, 447 00:21:11.680 --> 00:21:14.880 kind of dirty garbage floating in the water, dark water. 448 00:21:15.240 --> 00:21:19.799 You see a bedraggled looking seagull swimming swimming through the dock. 449 00:21:19.880 --> 00:21:22.920 And then the seagull as we zoom in, it's not 450 00:21:23.000 --> 00:21:26.200 really moving in the same way a swimming bird would move. 451 00:21:26.319 --> 00:21:28.720 And then oh, up pops the head of James Bond. 452 00:21:28.759 --> 00:21:30.640 It's just a decoy seagull stuck on the top of 453 00:21:30.640 --> 00:21:31.400 his scuba suit. 454 00:21:31.680 --> 00:21:34.640 Okay, right here, this is it. They start with this. 455 00:21:34.880 --> 00:21:38.359 You know you're watching a comedy. Yeah, A man, a 456 00:21:38.400 --> 00:21:41.319 grown man, a grown man, a grown ass man has 457 00:21:41.359 --> 00:21:44.440 a giant stuffed seagull attached to the top of his 458 00:21:44.480 --> 00:21:47.680 scuba suit on his head. This is a comedy to 459 00:21:47.720 --> 00:21:48.759 provide cover, yep. 460 00:21:48.839 --> 00:21:50.880 I mean, if you're in a scuba suit, you're already underwater. 461 00:21:50.960 --> 00:21:55.079 He's under murky blackwater wearing a dark scuba suit. This 462 00:21:55.200 --> 00:21:58.319 wasn't necessary necessary at all. Film provided it anyway. 463 00:21:58.720 --> 00:22:00.480 So James Bond, if you don't know, I was played 464 00:22:00.480 --> 00:22:03.640 by one Sean Connery. Look, when I think of Sean Connery, 465 00:22:03.640 --> 00:22:05.319 I think of Sean Connery and Indiana Jones in The 466 00:22:05.359 --> 00:22:05.960 Last Crusade. 467 00:22:06.039 --> 00:22:07.240 Yeah, we have old Connery. 468 00:22:07.400 --> 00:22:09.319 I've never even seen that movie, but that is how 469 00:22:09.319 --> 00:22:11.640 I think of Sean Connery. I did not remember what 470 00:22:11.680 --> 00:22:15.000 young Sean Connery looked like, and I enjoyed it. I had. 471 00:22:15.039 --> 00:22:17.519 This is my first young Sean Connery movie. I think 472 00:22:17.559 --> 00:22:20.640 I've seen him pre like in the early eighties and things, 473 00:22:20.640 --> 00:22:23.079 so I've seen him earlier than like Indiana Jones, but 474 00:22:23.240 --> 00:22:25.559 he was still middle aged. Yeah, this is definitely the 475 00:22:25.599 --> 00:22:27.400 youngest Sean Connery performance I've ever seen. 476 00:22:27.440 --> 00:22:28.559 It looks a little like Jeen Kelly. 477 00:22:28.640 --> 00:22:31.200 Right to me, he looks a little like Jean Kelly 478 00:22:31.319 --> 00:22:33.799 with a sousson of Carry Grant's. Oh okay, there's a 479 00:22:33.880 --> 00:22:35.039 carry Grant as well too. 480 00:22:35.279 --> 00:22:38.000 Yeah, all right, So James Bond is on a mission 481 00:22:38.039 --> 00:22:40.440 that frankly, neither I nor the movie care about. So 482 00:22:40.440 --> 00:22:43.319 I'm just I'm just gonna move on. He sets explosives 483 00:22:43.319 --> 00:22:46.079 on a bunch of barrels marked nitro something that appeared 484 00:22:46.079 --> 00:22:47.599 to be sitting in the middle of a living room. 485 00:22:47.960 --> 00:22:52.920 That's it. I cannot explain it further that it's an office, right, 486 00:22:52.920 --> 00:22:54.160 I thought it was a living room. 487 00:22:54.559 --> 00:22:57.839 It's the strangest thing. So it looks like a Google office. 488 00:22:57.920 --> 00:22:59.720 It looks like it looks like someone went into a 489 00:22:59.759 --> 00:23:00.359 tech office. 490 00:23:00.599 --> 00:23:03.039 Right, but that's not what offices looked like in nineteen 491 00:23:03.160 --> 00:23:03.720 sixty whatever. 492 00:23:04.279 --> 00:23:06.279 Yeah, I don't care what's happening either. You're right, it 493 00:23:06.279 --> 00:23:07.960 looks like a living room, but it also has like 494 00:23:08.000 --> 00:23:09.720 a nuclear thing in the middle of it. 495 00:23:10.359 --> 00:23:12.599 He sets off, not even on the side on a wall. 496 00:23:12.640 --> 00:23:14.279 It appears to be sitting in the middle of the 497 00:23:14.279 --> 00:23:19.319 living room like a like a showpiece. So he scadaddles outside. 498 00:23:19.359 --> 00:23:23.279 He strips off his wetsuit, revealing a perfectly pressed tuxedo underneath. 499 00:23:23.680 --> 00:23:26.000 He drops a rose in his lapal, and he heads 500 00:23:26.000 --> 00:23:26.720 to the local bar. 501 00:23:26.799 --> 00:23:29.519 And this was my first yeah, when I was watching 502 00:23:29.559 --> 00:23:32.119 the movie, because I love a quick change. I'm a 503 00:23:32.200 --> 00:23:36.200 quick change diva. In the bar, he makes eye contact 504 00:23:36.200 --> 00:23:39.079 with the dancer shaking her maracas. She looks like the 505 00:23:39.119 --> 00:23:41.839 poster for like, Welcome to Cuba, Welcome to Havana. Yeah, 506 00:23:41.880 --> 00:23:44.960 and she's like shaking her tits at this bar. Just 507 00:23:45.079 --> 00:23:48.039 as the explosion rocks a nearby building, So it's the 508 00:23:48.119 --> 00:23:51.599 explosion he set off. All the patrons rush outside, while 509 00:23:51.640 --> 00:23:54.720 the dancer gives Bond a look, a little saucy look 510 00:23:54.720 --> 00:23:55.799 as she stalks. 511 00:23:55.440 --> 00:23:58.519 Out, this is mishoney, we should this is Senorita. 512 00:23:58.440 --> 00:24:02.400 Senorita honeypots yea believe. His contact at the bar recommends 513 00:24:02.400 --> 00:24:05.720 that he not go back to his hotel. M James 514 00:24:05.759 --> 00:24:07.880 is like, don't worry, I'll be on a plane to 515 00:24:07.960 --> 00:24:11.759 Miami in an hour. I just have some unfinished business 516 00:24:11.759 --> 00:24:12.400 to attend to. 517 00:24:13.200 --> 00:24:15.039 I don't know if you caught this line, but the 518 00:24:15.599 --> 00:24:18.640 contact is like, oh, mister, whatever you took him down 519 00:24:18.759 --> 00:24:21.240 or whatever, and James Bond says, at least he won't 520 00:24:21.240 --> 00:24:24.279 be using heroin flavored bananas to finance revolutions. 521 00:24:25.079 --> 00:24:26.960 Yes, everything, yes, all of it. 522 00:24:27.079 --> 00:24:30.119 Uh huh. All right, So James Bond's unfinished business is 523 00:24:30.200 --> 00:24:32.559 obviously finding out if that dancer likes to be shaken 524 00:24:32.599 --> 00:24:36.240 her stirt? Right answer, both shake me up, stir me around, 525 00:24:36.319 --> 00:24:37.200 and then do it backwards. 526 00:24:37.440 --> 00:24:38.079 Haha. 527 00:24:38.519 --> 00:24:40.240 He heads up to her room. She's already in a 528 00:24:40.240 --> 00:24:43.599 full bath, beautiful tiled bathroom, full bath with the door 529 00:24:43.599 --> 00:24:44.359 wide open. Yeah. 530 00:24:44.400 --> 00:24:47.559 Actually it seems like an open concept dressing room, honestly, 531 00:24:47.920 --> 00:24:50.319 like and so the bathtub is just in the dressing room. 532 00:24:50.400 --> 00:24:52.960 He hands her a towel and they immediately start making out, 533 00:24:53.000 --> 00:24:56.119 and she exclaims, oh as the holstered gun on his 534 00:24:56.240 --> 00:24:58.559 chest digs into her side. So I'm so sorry. 535 00:24:58.960 --> 00:25:01.279 Actually he's a line here. She goes, why do you 536 00:25:01.319 --> 00:25:03.240 always wear that thing? And he goes, I have a 537 00:25:03.279 --> 00:25:04.960 slight inferiority complex. 538 00:25:05.119 --> 00:25:08.920 Oh excellent. He takes it off. They commenced with the 539 00:25:08.960 --> 00:25:12.039 bang sash and we see a man appear from behind 540 00:25:12.079 --> 00:25:15.279 the boudoir behind Bond. He has like a pipe or 541 00:25:15.279 --> 00:25:17.200 something in his hand. He's gonna he's gonna bludge and Bond, 542 00:25:17.200 --> 00:25:20.640 Oh no. We see the dancer see the other man, 543 00:25:20.720 --> 00:25:23.480 and she says nothing, she's complicit. Oh my goodness on it. 544 00:25:23.880 --> 00:25:28.599 Then we see Bond see his attacker's reflection in Senorita 545 00:25:28.640 --> 00:25:29.839 Honey's eyeball. 546 00:25:30.079 --> 00:25:33.839 Yes, yeah, okay, we're gonna say that again, because you 547 00:25:33.880 --> 00:25:35.839 don't know. If you haven't seen it, you don't understand 548 00:25:35.839 --> 00:25:39.599 the awesomeness of what just happened. James Bond, while making 549 00:25:39.640 --> 00:25:42.799 out with this Honeypot, looks in deep into her eyes, 550 00:25:43.119 --> 00:25:46.759 sees the reflection of his assailant behind him in her 551 00:25:47.119 --> 00:25:48.240 mellow colored eyes. 552 00:25:51.119 --> 00:25:54.480 He swings around just in time, and he uses Mishoney 553 00:25:54.480 --> 00:25:57.920 as a human shield. She takes the blow from the assailants. Again. 554 00:25:57.960 --> 00:25:59.680 I'm gonna stop it here because if you didn't hear 555 00:25:59.720 --> 00:26:02.359 what he just said, you need to understand the hilarity 556 00:26:02.400 --> 00:26:05.359 that just happened. He uses her as a human chield. 557 00:26:05.920 --> 00:26:08.319 He puts her in front of him and she accidentally 558 00:26:08.359 --> 00:26:11.680 gets hit with the lead pipe. And because she's a villain, 559 00:26:11.799 --> 00:26:13.559 we're not meant to feel fo we don't care, we 560 00:26:13.640 --> 00:26:18.000 don't care. I'm throwing all my feminist ideals out the 561 00:26:18.000 --> 00:26:19.640 fucking window for this movie, it was. 562 00:26:19.599 --> 00:26:24.519 A different time. A Bond and his attacker scuffle. Bond 563 00:26:24.559 --> 00:26:27.000 throws the other man into the bathtub, but oh no, 564 00:26:27.200 --> 00:26:30.000 that's right next to Bond's holstered gun. The man starts 565 00:26:30.000 --> 00:26:33.039 scrambling for it, but Bond sees a plugged in fan 566 00:26:33.160 --> 00:26:35.480 next to the tub. He pushes it into the tub 567 00:26:35.640 --> 00:26:39.799 and then electrocutes his attacker, sparking everywhere, killing him. He 568 00:26:39.920 --> 00:26:42.039 gathers his things, he says. 569 00:26:42.440 --> 00:26:45.319 Shocking, positively shocking. 570 00:26:45.000 --> 00:26:52.119 And leaves theme song gold fingal. He loves only gold. 571 00:26:53.359 --> 00:26:55.519 I said destray Mission Impossible, and I'll say it again. 572 00:26:55.680 --> 00:26:58.079 If I heard this song forty five times during this movie, 573 00:26:58.079 --> 00:26:58.960 it would not have been enough. 574 00:26:59.039 --> 00:27:00.920 Yeah, in a not even close. 575 00:27:01.119 --> 00:27:03.039 Is this better than the Mission Impossible theme song? 576 00:27:03.559 --> 00:27:03.839 For me? 577 00:27:04.079 --> 00:27:07.680 It's two different They're fulfilling two different purposes. Mission Impossible 578 00:27:07.680 --> 00:27:09.759 theme song is meant to pump you up. This song 579 00:27:09.839 --> 00:27:11.920 is meant to make you feel sexy. Yeah, I love 580 00:27:11.960 --> 00:27:12.400 them both. 581 00:27:12.519 --> 00:27:16.079 I will say that given the number of instrumentals of 582 00:27:16.119 --> 00:27:18.400 this song in the movie, you may hear it forty 583 00:27:18.400 --> 00:27:18.920 five times. 584 00:27:18.920 --> 00:27:23.960 Honestly, the whole score is did you Moon River? Yes, 585 00:27:24.359 --> 00:27:30.039 Moon every time, every time they didn't have her singing Goldfinger, 586 00:27:30.200 --> 00:27:32.480 I was just hearing moon River. 587 00:27:33.279 --> 00:27:34.559 Why are they a mall? 588 00:27:35.599 --> 00:27:37.880 It's a moon that's fall love. 589 00:27:37.799 --> 00:27:43.720 River, a river fall of moons. 590 00:27:47.079 --> 00:27:49.519 Okay, I have to stop us here. If you watch 591 00:27:49.559 --> 00:27:53.519 one of these old timey bond movies, especially given a 592 00:27:53.559 --> 00:27:56.640 couple of weeks ago when we watched Tom Cruise fucking 593 00:27:56.839 --> 00:28:01.519 almost kill himself, what is it expected of an action now? 594 00:28:01.559 --> 00:28:04.759 What is expected of Daniel Craig? What we as a 595 00:28:04.799 --> 00:28:09.039 society have put Daniel Craig and Tom Cruise through? What 596 00:28:09.119 --> 00:28:13.319 we demand, well, we fucking demand of our actors now, 597 00:28:13.720 --> 00:28:17.319 and that they become professional fucking assassins to make us 598 00:28:17.680 --> 00:28:22.759 entertained was not a thing in nineteen sixty four. These 599 00:28:22.799 --> 00:28:25.720 are the laziest punches. These are the most half assed 600 00:28:25.759 --> 00:28:30.000 of throwing people across the rooms. Nothing lands, Everything looks. 601 00:28:29.799 --> 00:28:32.680 Dumb, yep, And it is a feature, not a bug. 602 00:28:34.079 --> 00:28:37.720 Every punches comes from four feet away and is so 603 00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:42.960 quickly and easily telegraphed. Truly, like, I cannot get over 604 00:28:43.559 --> 00:28:48.200 the difference between what an old action movie required, yeah 605 00:28:48.599 --> 00:28:51.559 for an audience to be entertained, and when a current 606 00:28:51.680 --> 00:28:55.079 day action movie requires it's insane. 607 00:28:55.160 --> 00:28:58.480 It's the delta is enormous, like chasm. 608 00:28:58.640 --> 00:29:01.720 I almost. I hope, I hope. Daniel Craig has not 609 00:29:01.799 --> 00:29:05.240 seen one of these since he was a child, and 610 00:29:05.319 --> 00:29:08.240 he remembers it differently, and he doesn't because if if 611 00:29:08.279 --> 00:29:11.359 you showed this fucking shit to Daniel Craig and then 612 00:29:11.480 --> 00:29:13.880 forced him to do one of his stunts that he 613 00:29:13.920 --> 00:29:15.799 has to do for his movie, he would be like, 614 00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:19.599 you need to pay me the most money that's ever 615 00:29:19.640 --> 00:29:22.599 been paid anyone in history, because otherwise. 616 00:29:22.279 --> 00:29:24.759 No, absolutely, absolutely. 617 00:29:24.440 --> 00:29:29.640 What fucking connor he was getting away with. We cut 618 00:29:29.720 --> 00:29:33.759 to Miami Beach, where CIA agent Felix Lighter, played by 619 00:29:34.720 --> 00:29:39.119 the person's name is cec. I'm gonna guess check check 620 00:29:39.160 --> 00:29:40.000 or sex Linder. 621 00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:44.440 Oh maybe cecil cecil cess, Oh ceys maybe I don't know. 622 00:29:44.799 --> 00:29:49.119 Sex Felix Lighter, the character's name, walks through a resort 623 00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:51.839 area complete with a pool and an ice skating rink. 624 00:29:52.440 --> 00:29:54.559 Having grown up in Florida, I cannot tell you where 625 00:29:54.599 --> 00:29:56.599 the fuck they are. I've never seen that. 626 00:29:57.039 --> 00:29:59.440 But is the reason we have global warming? Now? Why 627 00:29:59.480 --> 00:30:01.240 is there an ice skating rink in Miami? 628 00:30:01.720 --> 00:30:05.200 Worth it? Moving on? Okay, I don't have time to 629 00:30:05.240 --> 00:30:08.720 dissect every moment of this movie. Felix finds Bond and 630 00:30:08.799 --> 00:30:12.359 a pair of teeny tiny, delicious swim trunks. 631 00:30:12.400 --> 00:30:14.319 I have to interrupt you. You must, I have to 632 00:30:14.359 --> 00:30:14.799 interrupt you. 633 00:30:14.920 --> 00:30:16.400 I must. Let's talk about this. 634 00:30:16.519 --> 00:30:22.200 Okay. First of all, Sean Connery delicious, no notes. I 635 00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:25.039 do not understand, as a man who has worn many 636 00:30:25.039 --> 00:30:28.519 swim trunks in my life, do not understand what the 637 00:30:28.559 --> 00:30:32.880 internal infrastructure of these swim trunks are. Because, to be clear, 638 00:30:33.279 --> 00:30:36.359 we are calling them swim trunks. They are boy shorts. Boys, 639 00:30:36.400 --> 00:30:40.640 they are tight. There is nary a hint of moose knuckle. 640 00:30:40.720 --> 00:30:44.359 And we will know later in the movie that Sean 641 00:30:44.440 --> 00:30:48.000 Connery is not afraid to hang down inside a pair 642 00:30:48.039 --> 00:30:50.480 of pants. So I want to know, did he talk. 643 00:30:50.640 --> 00:30:52.680 Did a drag queen come over and tuck Sean Connery 644 00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:53.440 into these shorts? 645 00:30:53.519 --> 00:30:55.319 I don't know, because yeah, he is packing here. 646 00:30:55.400 --> 00:30:58.279 You know that joke from from a Liar Liar, where 647 00:30:58.319 --> 00:31:00.279 they're like, how's it hanging to Jim Carrey's a short 648 00:31:00.279 --> 00:31:02.960 shrivel and always to the left. Not so for Sean Conray, 649 00:31:03.559 --> 00:31:05.400 big brawny and always to the left. 650 00:31:05.160 --> 00:31:09.279 Always to the left. Always to the left, a lean, 651 00:31:09.319 --> 00:31:10.279 mean and leaning neft. 652 00:31:10.440 --> 00:31:12.680 Yet, what if all of our pictures on Instagram this 653 00:31:12.720 --> 00:31:14.359 week were just Sean Connry's moose knuckle. 654 00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:18.640 I see no problems with that, no problem, none, none, whatsoever. 655 00:31:18.680 --> 00:31:22.119 He is the John Ham of nineteen nineteen. 656 00:31:21.920 --> 00:31:25.319 Sixty a thousand percent, except we actually know from those 657 00:31:25.359 --> 00:31:28.759 photos that John Ham dress is right. Yeah, he does 658 00:31:28.799 --> 00:31:29.599 not dress left. 659 00:31:30.680 --> 00:31:33.359 But they share a similar reversion to undershorts. 660 00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:38.160 They share they hanged on like nobody's business. Yeah, okay, 661 00:31:38.400 --> 00:31:41.279 I think those shorts are made out of tweed because honestly, 662 00:31:41.279 --> 00:31:42.039 they looked sick. 663 00:31:42.400 --> 00:31:42.759 They did. 664 00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:44.880 It did not look like like something that would be 665 00:31:44.920 --> 00:31:45.920 comfortable to swim in. 666 00:31:46.160 --> 00:31:48.559 I think what they were was like an elastic but 667 00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:52.000 ribbed Maybe that's what I got from you. 668 00:31:52.079 --> 00:31:55.759 You're also so short that like I think if if 669 00:31:55.759 --> 00:31:58.160 he if he hitched them up a little bit by accident, 670 00:31:58.200 --> 00:32:00.400 we would see the bottom of his penis. It's all 671 00:32:00.920 --> 00:32:02.839 or the top of his heat whatever, however you want 672 00:32:02.880 --> 00:32:03.519 to describe that. 673 00:32:03.559 --> 00:32:05.920 The tip. We see the tip. It's literally a situation 674 00:32:06.039 --> 00:32:09.519 of where is your penis? Because if it wasn't just 675 00:32:09.559 --> 00:32:11.400 a normal pouch. 676 00:32:11.839 --> 00:32:15.519 Right, I want everyone to know Paul is making hand 677 00:32:15.599 --> 00:32:19.960 gestures so that I understand what he what a penal 678 00:32:20.000 --> 00:32:20.720 pouch looks like. 679 00:32:20.880 --> 00:32:24.440 The shorts are so short that the pouch would hang low. 680 00:32:24.680 --> 00:32:26.519 You would get like one of those photos you get 681 00:32:26.559 --> 00:32:28.599 in like a like a like a gay magazine where 682 00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:30.480 the guy is wearing little boy shorts but his big 683 00:32:30.519 --> 00:32:34.079 old package is hanging like lower than the of the. 684 00:32:33.960 --> 00:32:35.319 Thought very attractive. 685 00:32:35.480 --> 00:32:38.000 Yeah, oh yeah, none of this is a complaint, to 686 00:32:38.039 --> 00:32:42.920 be clear. But his penis, which again we know is 687 00:32:43.039 --> 00:32:47.480 majestic based on evidence later in the film, has disappeared. 688 00:32:48.240 --> 00:32:50.440 Okay, here's what I think is happening. I think you're right. 689 00:32:50.480 --> 00:32:52.559 I think they used to make boy shorts like his 690 00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:54.599 four Men, and there was a. 691 00:32:55.160 --> 00:32:56.480 It just coiled it around that waist. 692 00:32:56.759 --> 00:33:00.799 No, no, I think I think there's an internal like 693 00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:04.359 cupping system that like sucks it up into your body. Almost. 694 00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:07.920 Yeah. It was in a time when people actually had modesty, 695 00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:08.640 is what you're saying. 696 00:33:08.759 --> 00:33:12.160 Yes, I think so. I think that's what's happening. We 697 00:33:12.279 --> 00:33:15.119 haven't even gotten to like the other sartorial choice of 698 00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:17.799 this scene that is frankly more important. He will be 699 00:33:17.839 --> 00:33:20.160 talking about it for even longer than we've already talked 700 00:33:20.160 --> 00:33:20.519 about this. 701 00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:22.519 We have been recording for forty minutes. 702 00:33:26.559 --> 00:33:31.079 Okay, So Felix finds Bond. He is getting a massage 703 00:33:31.119 --> 00:33:34.000 from a woman named Dink. Yes, Dink. She turns to 704 00:33:34.079 --> 00:33:35.759 him and she goes, Hi, I'm Dink. 705 00:33:38.160 --> 00:33:38.359 Sure. 706 00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:40.480 I don't know what to say you guys. Yeah, if 707 00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:42.920 pussy Galore is not the dumbest name in your movie, 708 00:33:43.119 --> 00:33:48.839 your name is Dink. And the man tells Bond that 709 00:33:49.200 --> 00:33:52.160 alas your vacation is over, mister Bond, we have work 710 00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:55.759 to get to. He's received word from m that I 711 00:33:55.799 --> 00:33:58.920 six has a new mission for Bond to keep an 712 00:33:58.920 --> 00:34:05.359 eye on our Rick Goldfinger. A Paul writes here British. No, No, 713 00:34:05.400 --> 00:34:06.039 he's German. 714 00:34:06.200 --> 00:34:09.159 Right in the movie they say he's British, but he 715 00:34:09.199 --> 00:34:11.679 doesn't sound like it. They actually say that in the movie. 716 00:34:11.880 --> 00:34:14.440 Oh okay, because I did I miss that? I miss that. Okay, 717 00:34:14.480 --> 00:34:16.679 he's British, but he doesn't sound like did Just make 718 00:34:16.760 --> 00:34:20.960 him Cherman, just make him Germany, just make him whatever. 719 00:34:21.000 --> 00:34:24.599 The fucking voiceover guy is Dutch. I don't know what 720 00:34:24.639 --> 00:34:27.440 that actor is doing. Okay, moving on, I don't have guys, 721 00:34:27.480 --> 00:34:29.960 there's too many stupid things. If we stop to talk 722 00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:33.360 about every stupid thing. This episode's gonna be eight hundred hours, okay. 723 00:34:33.519 --> 00:34:37.320 Goldfinger is a British businessman who was also staying at 724 00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:40.440 the resort. Unfortunately, we cannot tell you what else happens 725 00:34:40.480 --> 00:34:43.840 because at this point Erica and Paul go through a 726 00:34:43.880 --> 00:34:48.159 fugue state. He's like, there's Goldfinger over there, mister, And 727 00:34:48.159 --> 00:34:50.679 then the man turns back to mister Bond and is like, 728 00:34:50.719 --> 00:34:58.519 what are you wearing? Because Sean Connery, acting legend and 729 00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:05.599 icon v star Sean Connery has walked into a cabana, 730 00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:08.760 uh huh, and to cover himself up from because he's 731 00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:12.320 only wearing those boy shorts, he puts on a baby 732 00:35:12.400 --> 00:35:20.679 blue terry cloth onesie, a ramp fucking romper. The shorts 733 00:35:20.679 --> 00:35:23.639 are so short they are shorter than the boy shorts 734 00:35:23.639 --> 00:35:27.719 he is wearing, so the boy short things that were 735 00:35:27.800 --> 00:35:31.519 already so short are sticking out from under the romper. 736 00:35:32.800 --> 00:35:36.199 And an elastic ways complete with a belt feature a 737 00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:40.039 little belt, a jaunty little belt, and it's got a 738 00:35:40.199 --> 00:35:42.840 zip up and he leaves enough on zips you see 739 00:35:42.840 --> 00:35:46.239 the majestic rug of chest hair that must be shown 740 00:35:46.239 --> 00:35:51.559 in every Bond scene. My brain stopped, my heart stopped, 741 00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:54.599 my brain stopped. I'm younger now than I was when 742 00:35:54.599 --> 00:35:56.239 I started watching the movie. I first in. 743 00:35:56.239 --> 00:35:59.400 Time when he started putting it on, and like, I first, 744 00:35:59.559 --> 00:36:01.840 because it just looks like it looks like a robe. 745 00:36:01.880 --> 00:36:04.440 You think he's gonna go put on a bathrobe or 746 00:36:04.559 --> 00:36:07.320 like a kimono of some sort like which, And honestly, 747 00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:09.559 bond and a kimona would have been delightful enough. 748 00:36:09.679 --> 00:36:12.320 That would have been you had me at bonded a kimono, I. 749 00:36:12.280 --> 00:36:13.800 Would have been like, what a great gay moment. 750 00:36:13.880 --> 00:36:15.920 I bet you Pierce Brosnan did that at some point. 751 00:36:16.039 --> 00:36:20.960 But then he steps in to the pant legs of 752 00:36:21.079 --> 00:36:23.480 this ramper and he starts to pull it. 753 00:36:23.480 --> 00:36:25.039 Up, and you're like, well, okay, it's pants. 754 00:36:25.159 --> 00:36:28.400 And my brain started to, like you know when that 755 00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:30.880 fan fell into the bathtub and the scene earlier and 756 00:36:30.920 --> 00:36:33.280 everything sparked. That was what my brain was doing. What 757 00:36:33.400 --> 00:36:36.320 is it? It couldn't I couldn't come. Do you remember 758 00:36:36.519 --> 00:36:38.679 like five or ten years ago when there was like 759 00:36:38.719 --> 00:36:40.800 this thing like all the gay men were getting rampers 760 00:36:40.840 --> 00:36:43.000 and like the straits lost their mind about it. It 761 00:36:43.079 --> 00:36:45.360 was like anti masculine and it was like it was 762 00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:45.880 a whole thing. 763 00:36:45.880 --> 00:36:48.000 I actually forgot about that. I do remember when they 764 00:36:48.039 --> 00:36:50.239 expected women to wear them. Yeah, and I was not 765 00:36:50.320 --> 00:36:52.880 having it. No, there's a specific body type that can 766 00:36:52.920 --> 00:36:54.239 wear that shit and the rest of us. 767 00:36:54.480 --> 00:36:59.119 No, No, James Bond. This the paragon of masculinity right 768 00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:04.960 deep in poon at all times. James Bond. I'm gonna 769 00:37:05.000 --> 00:37:08.760 say it again. For the cheap seats, a terry cloth 770 00:37:09.360 --> 00:37:15.760 baby blue onesie romper with short shorts and a belt feature. 771 00:37:15.880 --> 00:37:17.400 I'm gonna call them booty shorts. 772 00:37:17.440 --> 00:37:19.440 They're booty you're right, shorts. 773 00:37:19.440 --> 00:37:21.760 They're booty shorts. That's how short these shorts are. 774 00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:23.400 If he didn't have the boys shorts on, you would 775 00:37:23.400 --> 00:37:24.559 be getting under as. 776 00:37:24.840 --> 00:37:27.159 Yeah, you'd be getting under asked he could in those 777 00:37:27.280 --> 00:37:30.639 credibly credibly shorts. 778 00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:31.559 Yeah. 779 00:37:31.599 --> 00:37:33.000 Do we need to move on or should we just 780 00:37:33.039 --> 00:37:33.719 stop the episode? 781 00:37:33.760 --> 00:37:34.719 I think I think we've done it. 782 00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:37.079 I think we've done it. We're then there's a lady 783 00:37:37.119 --> 00:37:40.800 later that's gonna be pussy glorious. It's a funny and 784 00:37:40.840 --> 00:37:46.480 we're done. A lot of Asians for some reason, a 785 00:37:46.519 --> 00:37:48.280 lot of Asians. But it's not a good thing. You 786 00:37:48.320 --> 00:37:50.119 think it's gonna be a good thing. You're like, oh wow, 787 00:37:50.119 --> 00:37:51.079 look at the diversity. 788 00:37:51.119 --> 00:37:56.000 But all right, we will let you know when the 789 00:37:56.039 --> 00:37:59.920 scene changes and he is no longer in the ramper. 790 00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:04.360 Because if you think he's gonna serve you romper for 791 00:38:04.559 --> 00:38:09.039 like an appetizer, yeah, you are mistaken. The romper is 792 00:38:09.119 --> 00:38:09.639 the meal. 793 00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:10.079 Yeah. 794 00:38:10.159 --> 00:38:11.880 The romper is the roast. 795 00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:13.840 The ropper is there for a while. 796 00:38:14.039 --> 00:38:18.199 The romper is the potatoes. The romper is the veggie side. 797 00:38:18.239 --> 00:38:20.239 The romper is the thing. 798 00:38:20.199 --> 00:38:23.920 They said, Sean Connery, James Bond. He can seduce anyone. 799 00:38:24.199 --> 00:38:27.119 Let's up the difficulty level. Can he seduce a woman 800 00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:28.679 while wearing this outfit? 801 00:38:28.840 --> 00:38:30.559 The answer is yes. 802 00:38:31.159 --> 00:38:32.880 I will move on, but I will still be thinking 803 00:38:32.920 --> 00:38:39.159 about the romper. Goldfinger himself, Gert Frub appears. He joins 804 00:38:39.159 --> 00:38:41.679 a man who's sitting by the pool. Turns out this 805 00:38:41.760 --> 00:38:45.239 guy and Goldfinger played Gin together, and Goldfinger's been taking 806 00:38:45.320 --> 00:38:47.280 him for all the money he's worth for like days. 807 00:38:47.079 --> 00:38:49.559 But like ten thousand dollars, which I didn't do the math, 808 00:38:49.599 --> 00:38:52.159 but in nineteen sixty four money is like three billion 809 00:38:52.239 --> 00:38:53.039 dollars today. 810 00:38:53.920 --> 00:38:56.079 So he's going to sit down. He greets his quote 811 00:38:56.119 --> 00:38:58.079 unquote friend. He makes a point of wine to sit 812 00:38:58.119 --> 00:39:01.960 in his specific chair. He's an extremely obvious ear piece 813 00:39:01.960 --> 00:39:05.320 and wire, which I think is meant to he's acting 814 00:39:05.360 --> 00:39:07.159 as if it's a hearing aid. I think is what 815 00:39:07.199 --> 00:39:07.920 it is. Oh. 816 00:39:08.000 --> 00:39:09.519 I thought he was acting like it was like a 817 00:39:09.599 --> 00:39:12.000 radio when he was listening to classical music or something. 818 00:39:12.199 --> 00:39:15.400 I did not watch this film in the optimal conditions 819 00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:18.360 in which to actually pay attention, so I'm not sure. 820 00:39:18.400 --> 00:39:20.119 The only reason I say that is because at one 821 00:39:20.159 --> 00:39:21.840 point the guy says something, he goes what and he 822 00:39:21.840 --> 00:39:23.599 seems to like turn up the volume. 823 00:39:23.760 --> 00:39:24.679 Oh, okay, hearing aid. 824 00:39:24.840 --> 00:39:27.039 Yeah, so I think that's what we're going. Okay, So 825 00:39:27.559 --> 00:39:32.039 Romper Bond heads upstairs. He's like when he's walking, like 826 00:39:32.079 --> 00:39:34.679 the camera is low too, So he's. 827 00:39:34.480 --> 00:39:37.920 Walking because this director understood the assignment, and they're like, 828 00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:41.039 people want to see his ass moving in those shows. 829 00:39:41.440 --> 00:39:43.519 Women came here to watch this guy. 830 00:39:43.719 --> 00:39:45.599 Women came women can't period. 831 00:39:45.639 --> 00:39:48.519 Period. That's where that's where it ends. It's nineteen sixty four. 832 00:39:48.559 --> 00:39:51.039 We're not thinking about the gays yet. They're assuming straight 833 00:39:51.079 --> 00:39:52.920 women are coming to this so that later on that 834 00:39:53.039 --> 00:39:55.920 night when they're having sex, horrible vanilla boring sex with 835 00:39:55.960 --> 00:39:58.599 their husbands they are thinking of Sean Connery. 836 00:39:58.719 --> 00:40:02.760 I'll tell you what if we get five Patreons signed 837 00:40:02.840 --> 00:40:04.920 up because of this episode, and you say you signed 838 00:40:05.000 --> 00:40:07.039 up because of this, I will do my best to 839 00:40:07.199 --> 00:40:09.880 find this rapper, and I will and I wear it 840 00:40:10.440 --> 00:40:12.079 and it on Instagram. 841 00:40:12.280 --> 00:40:18.719 Guys, you guys, that is That is a real fucking that. 842 00:40:19.159 --> 00:40:20.079 That's incentive. 843 00:40:20.199 --> 00:40:22.079 We have to start incentivizing people to sign up. I 844 00:40:22.119 --> 00:40:25.360 think we have to start offering that offering real shit. 845 00:40:27.400 --> 00:40:29.679 Can you imagine wearing this rapper and going to a 846 00:40:29.719 --> 00:40:31.719 Halloween party and being like, I'm James Bond. 847 00:40:37.079 --> 00:40:37.960 See who gets it? 848 00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:40.559 I'm a deeply accurate James Bond. 849 00:40:42.199 --> 00:40:45.760 If this romper does not exist, I will make one 850 00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:52.440 for Paul. I will learn how to sew and make one. 851 00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:54.760 All right. So he's upstairs. He lifts a key card 852 00:40:54.800 --> 00:40:56.880 from a maid and the maid is still attached. It's 853 00:40:56.880 --> 00:40:58.360 like a edge. So she's like, oh my god, what 854 00:40:58.400 --> 00:41:00.760 are you doing? And he just goes to Goldfingers Sweet 855 00:41:00.760 --> 00:41:02.960 and then made's like, that's mister Goldfinger's Sweet, and he's like, 856 00:41:03.400 --> 00:41:05.400 I know, don't worry about it, darling. And he's so 857 00:41:05.440 --> 00:41:06.679 handsome she just wouldn't report him. 858 00:41:06.679 --> 00:41:07.400 And she just goes Okay. 859 00:41:08.400 --> 00:41:11.760 He heads inside. He walks through, and on the balcony 860 00:41:11.760 --> 00:41:15.480 he finds Jill Masterson played by Shirley Eaton. She is 861 00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:18.639 relaying Goldfinger's opponent's cards to him through his wire. Right, 862 00:41:18.639 --> 00:41:20.559 so this is how Goldfinger's winning. He's cheating with the 863 00:41:20.559 --> 00:41:21.199 help of this woman. 864 00:41:21.320 --> 00:41:23.199 Yes, she's like she's looking at through binoculars. 865 00:41:23.280 --> 00:41:28.480 Yep. She turns around deeply underreacts to seeing a strange 866 00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:31.000 man and a baby blue terry cloth ramper approaching and 867 00:41:31.039 --> 00:41:32.480 then looming over her. 868 00:41:32.920 --> 00:41:35.440 You forget, it's shun Khan, it's shunk hotness. 869 00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:38.360 Privilege of the highest order, the highest order. 870 00:41:38.559 --> 00:41:41.159 A single woman in this movie is like, no. 871 00:41:41.480 --> 00:41:44.239 You wonder what. Actually, that's not true. One woman, at 872 00:41:44.360 --> 00:41:44.920 least briefly. 873 00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:48.760 One woman does not succumb to his charms right away, 874 00:41:48.800 --> 00:41:52.119 but for the most part, every other one is like okay, yeah. 875 00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:55.000 She tells him that Goldfinger pays her for her help 876 00:41:55.000 --> 00:41:56.559 with the card game and to be seen with him, 877 00:41:56.559 --> 00:41:58.280 but nothing else, because we don't want to think she's 878 00:41:58.280 --> 00:42:02.039 a whore. Yeah, Bonda side that the best thing for 879 00:42:02.079 --> 00:42:03.559 the greatest spie in the world to do at this 880 00:42:03.599 --> 00:42:06.360 point is to fuck with his mark a ha, So 881 00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:09.719 he commandeers the radio. He tells Goldfinger that he better 882 00:42:09.760 --> 00:42:12.519 start losing or he'll report his cheating to the Miami 883 00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:14.719 Beach Police. Which I don't think this is a crime, 884 00:42:14.920 --> 00:42:16.639 to be fair, it's shitty, but it's not a crime. 885 00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:18.920 Maybe gambling in and of itself is a crime, which 886 00:42:18.960 --> 00:42:20.679 means the other guy, you guy, would be get in 887 00:42:20.719 --> 00:42:24.280 trouble too. But also the idea that the Miami police 888 00:42:24.480 --> 00:42:28.199 would do anything about this is pretty fucking hilarious. 889 00:42:28.559 --> 00:42:32.360 So after that he sets about getting to the important thing, 890 00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:36.639 getting Jill to take a ride on his aston Martin nice. Yeah, 891 00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:40.000 and at this point, the terry cloth baby blue ramper 892 00:42:40.039 --> 00:42:43.519 alas does depart the movie. Yeah, it does not appear again. 893 00:42:43.599 --> 00:42:45.920 If you liked watching him put it on, you're gonna 894 00:42:45.960 --> 00:42:48.239 love watching him take it off. Let me tell you, 895 00:42:48.400 --> 00:42:49.360 let me just put it that way. 896 00:42:49.480 --> 00:42:49.800 Yeah. 897 00:42:49.840 --> 00:42:51.679 So, okay, the two of them go to the Bone Zone. 898 00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:53.960 Do they stay there? They go to his room, right, 899 00:42:53.960 --> 00:42:56.360 they don't stay in gold Fingers, see, they go to 900 00:42:56.400 --> 00:42:59.000 his room. That's what I thought. So we're now gonna 901 00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:02.199 cut to Bond and Jill in Bond's room at this 902 00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:07.440 hotel Basking in the post coital glow. The champagne has 903 00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:13.159 gone room temperature, and James Bond has fucking rules about this. 904 00:43:13.960 --> 00:43:18.000 Champagne must be drunk at a certain temperature or it 905 00:43:18.079 --> 00:43:19.480 is garbage. 906 00:43:19.039 --> 00:43:21.320 Thirty eight degrees fahrenheit, to be precise, to be. 907 00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:23.840 Precise, because she's like, just drink it the way it is, 908 00:43:23.880 --> 00:43:26.599 and he basically looks at her like she's trashed garbage. 909 00:43:26.639 --> 00:43:29.320 How dare you? Yeah that I want to point that out, 910 00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:31.719 And I want to point out that he calls champagne 911 00:43:31.960 --> 00:43:34.760 passion juice. Oh, which is so gross. 912 00:43:34.920 --> 00:43:37.119 Oh pushy. I love your passion juice. 913 00:43:37.159 --> 00:43:40.639 Let me lictum passion juice. Off your off your sweet 914 00:43:40.679 --> 00:43:41.800 sweet melons. 915 00:43:43.559 --> 00:43:47.199 He says that you don't drink dom Perignon fifty three 916 00:43:47.239 --> 00:43:49.920 above a temperature of thirty eight degrees fahrenheit. That's as 917 00:43:49.960 --> 00:43:53.440 bad as listening to the Beetles without ear muffs. What 918 00:43:54.079 --> 00:43:54.960 I get it. 919 00:43:54.960 --> 00:43:57.280 It could be either you're going to a Beatles concert 920 00:43:57.320 --> 00:43:58.599 you have to wear ear muffs because all the girls 921 00:43:58.599 --> 00:44:01.440 are screaming because it'snineteen sixty for at this point, okay, 922 00:44:01.599 --> 00:44:03.159 or he's talking about headphones. 923 00:44:03.360 --> 00:44:04.639 Yeah, and it's like, you listen to it so you 924 00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:05.119 can hear the. 925 00:44:05.079 --> 00:44:07.519 Music, you can really hear the music better. Yeah, it's 926 00:44:07.559 --> 00:44:09.679 one of those I can't. I think it's the first 927 00:44:09.719 --> 00:44:12.119 because in nineteen sixty four they are still pretty much 928 00:44:12.119 --> 00:44:14.840 known as the band that teenage girls go to scream at. Yeah, 929 00:44:14.880 --> 00:44:18.400 so I think that's what's happening, gotcha, which case, Hey, 930 00:44:18.400 --> 00:44:20.599 fuck off, the Beagles are great. Shut up, Bond, you 931 00:44:21.320 --> 00:44:25.119 he's jealous your pretty little champagne rules. I love that 932 00:44:25.159 --> 00:44:27.400 he's a little bit about this. It really made me happy. 933 00:44:27.519 --> 00:44:29.599 So Bond heads over to the fridge for a new 934 00:44:29.639 --> 00:44:32.239 bottle of dom Perion. I'm not kidding, guys. He opens 935 00:44:32.320 --> 00:44:36.079 up that fridge stocked head to toe with Don Perignon 936 00:44:36.159 --> 00:44:38.239 fifty three. I don't know what spies earn. I don't 937 00:44:38.239 --> 00:44:40.119 know if this is in his writer, if he's like, 938 00:44:40.199 --> 00:44:42.280 if I have to fly all the way to America 939 00:44:42.679 --> 00:44:45.480 for an assignment, you are stalking my mini fridge with 940 00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:50.039 full sized bottles of champagne, at least like thirty thousand 941 00:44:50.079 --> 00:44:53.199 dollars worth of champagne. As he bends down to get 942 00:44:53.280 --> 00:44:57.480 the bottle, a hand appears and with a single karate chop. 943 00:44:57.800 --> 00:44:59.800 This is what they're walking in Austin powers when you 944 00:44:59.880 --> 00:45:04.199 go Judo chop. Yeah, it looks exactly like that. He 945 00:45:04.280 --> 00:45:08.599 is knocked fully fucking unconscious. Someone walks up behind him, 946 00:45:08.599 --> 00:45:10.440 does the thing that messus is due to the back 947 00:45:10.440 --> 00:45:13.920 of your neck? And James Bond goes down like a trout. 948 00:45:14.960 --> 00:45:17.559 What's the thing from Friends that Ross has unagi? 949 00:45:17.679 --> 00:45:18.480 Yeah, unagy. 950 00:45:18.639 --> 00:45:22.679 James Bond is severely lacking in hunagi for a superspy. 951 00:45:22.840 --> 00:45:26.079 He has no spatial awareness of anything that's going on 952 00:45:26.119 --> 00:45:29.440 around him ever in the movie, so. 953 00:45:29.480 --> 00:45:31.599 We only see the shadow of a man with a 954 00:45:31.639 --> 00:45:36.559 bowler hat on the wall. Ooh, a villain appears. When 955 00:45:36.639 --> 00:45:40.519 Bond wakes up, he finds Jill naked in his bed, 956 00:45:40.960 --> 00:45:45.199 painted head to toe in gold and she is Deadoo. 957 00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:48.039 This is a very iconic, fairly famous scene. It's fucking 958 00:45:48.159 --> 00:45:50.199 sexy too. Oh yeah, I hate to say it because 959 00:45:50.199 --> 00:45:52.119 she is dead and that's a bummer, But the like 960 00:45:52.199 --> 00:45:55.599 this woman has legs for days gorgeous and having them 961 00:45:55.599 --> 00:45:58.400 painted with like gold dust. She must have walked around 962 00:45:58.440 --> 00:46:00.639 that set feeling like a billion dollar I hope. So 963 00:46:00.760 --> 00:46:05.039 look how fucking sexy I am. He calls Felix immediately, 964 00:46:05.119 --> 00:46:07.280 his cia content to be like I have to. I 965 00:46:07.280 --> 00:46:10.159 hate to report this. The lady I just shagged to 966 00:46:10.519 --> 00:46:11.320 be fully dead. 967 00:46:11.679 --> 00:46:14.280 Oh no, oh dear, it wasn't me, it. 968 00:46:14.239 --> 00:46:16.599 Was she must have drunk the bad dumb per yon. 969 00:46:17.480 --> 00:46:21.440 How long was he unconscious from that karate chop because 970 00:46:21.480 --> 00:46:24.760 that okay, presumptively this is odd job. Will meet him 971 00:46:24.800 --> 00:46:26.960 later officially. But odd job is in the room, yep. 972 00:46:27.119 --> 00:46:30.960 Presumptively knocks out Jill first, then knocks out Bond or 973 00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:34.880 maybe that other way around which whatever. Yeah, Jill is unconscious, 974 00:46:35.400 --> 00:46:38.679 strips her naked, paints her head, and remember we will 975 00:46:38.679 --> 00:46:40.800 find out later there can be no breathing room. So 976 00:46:40.840 --> 00:46:42.519 he's got to get in between the hairs on her head, 977 00:46:42.880 --> 00:46:45.559 there's any spot that's not covering this paint. 978 00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:48.440 It doesn't work her inside of her ears. 979 00:46:48.159 --> 00:46:50.159 Inside of her ears, the bottom of her feet, in 980 00:46:50.199 --> 00:46:53.639 between her toes. He has to lacker this woman. Yeah, 981 00:46:53.679 --> 00:46:55.719 and then she has to have time. 982 00:46:55.519 --> 00:46:59.639 To die and dry. Don't forget even longer. 983 00:46:59.679 --> 00:47:02.400 Prava strung her up first and then paint her like that, 984 00:47:02.480 --> 00:47:04.079 and then once she dried, put her back in the bed. 985 00:47:04.119 --> 00:47:06.239 I wonder if, like the bathtub is filled with the lacquer. 986 00:47:06.639 --> 00:47:09.880 Just a dipping situation. But then like Achilles and the sticks. 987 00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:12.280 But then you don't see like a trail from I 988 00:47:12.280 --> 00:47:13.960 don't know, So then he would have had to tarp 989 00:47:14.079 --> 00:47:17.039 the room. Yeah, put her in the lacquer, take her 990 00:47:17.039 --> 00:47:20.400 to the bed, detarp the room, right, clean the tub, 991 00:47:20.480 --> 00:47:21.400 drain and clean the tub. 992 00:47:22.039 --> 00:47:23.480 And that's not a quick clean. 993 00:47:23.639 --> 00:47:26.679 No, no, no no. So I would say Bond is 994 00:47:26.719 --> 00:47:29.320 conservably unconscious for thirty six hours. 995 00:47:29.400 --> 00:47:34.320 Yeah, that sounds about right. So we cut to Bond 996 00:47:34.360 --> 00:47:37.960 in London meeting with em played by Bernard Lee. He's 997 00:47:38.039 --> 00:47:41.280 lamenting Jill's death by quote unquote skin suffocation. 998 00:47:41.840 --> 00:47:45.159 By the way, real quick, there is a like conspiracy 999 00:47:45.199 --> 00:47:49.159 theory that this actress passed away because of the gold 1000 00:47:49.280 --> 00:47:53.119 dust they put on this. It's not true. It's our 1001 00:47:53.119 --> 00:47:54.840 friend who watched it with us last night was like, wait, 1002 00:47:54.880 --> 00:47:56.440 was that true or not. I'm like, let me look 1003 00:47:56.440 --> 00:47:58.119 it up because I'd never heard it, and it turns 1004 00:47:58.119 --> 00:47:59.559 out no, it's like a it's like an old wives 1005 00:47:59.639 --> 00:48:02.559 tale that Yeah, this woman actually lived quite a long time. 1006 00:48:02.559 --> 00:48:03.000 She's fine. 1007 00:48:03.079 --> 00:48:05.199 I think I think the tin man came closer, probably 1008 00:48:05.280 --> 00:48:08.920 dying from that paint in the wish. They were so 1009 00:48:08.920 --> 00:48:09.760 it was purely toxic. 1010 00:48:09.880 --> 00:48:12.000 It was just as best that they were just spraying 1011 00:48:12.079 --> 00:48:13.199 him with so. 1012 00:48:13.199 --> 00:48:16.840 Em reminds him that the gold Finger assignment is not personal. Look, 1013 00:48:17.000 --> 00:48:19.840 you were supposed to observe your mark, not fuck his girlfriend. 1014 00:48:20.320 --> 00:48:20.920 Fair note. 1015 00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:24.440 That is such a good note. Also like, truly her 1016 00:48:24.559 --> 00:48:28.480 death is on you, buddy, a hundred percent, because you 1017 00:48:28.480 --> 00:48:31.800 didn't actually murder her. But don't get don't get outsiders involved. 1018 00:48:32.159 --> 00:48:33.840 I don't think James Bond is good, is what I'm saying. 1019 00:48:33.920 --> 00:48:37.760 No, no, he's not great good at this. No, you're not wrong. 1020 00:48:38.239 --> 00:48:40.599 Bond dessorrees m that he can be objective and he 1021 00:48:40.599 --> 00:48:43.280 would like to continue the assignment. He leaves and on 1022 00:48:43.320 --> 00:48:45.639 his way out, he has a very cute and somewhat 1023 00:48:45.639 --> 00:48:49.639 retrograde interaction with Moneypenny played by Lois Maxwell. This woman 1024 00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:51.360 played Moneypenny for fourteen films. 1025 00:48:51.400 --> 00:48:54.599 She's amazing too, she's great, she's really charming, he's so funny. 1026 00:48:54.599 --> 00:48:57.239 So basically the like if you've never seen one of these, 1027 00:48:57.280 --> 00:49:00.159 which actually I hadn't, had never seen a Moneypenny like 1028 00:49:00.239 --> 00:49:03.199 scene with this this dynamic in it. She's basically like, 1029 00:49:03.239 --> 00:49:05.039 so when are you gonna like stop fucking around and 1030 00:49:05.079 --> 00:49:07.159 marry me, and he's like, oh she's She's like, I 1031 00:49:07.199 --> 00:49:08.880 want to have dinner tonight and he's like, I have plans, 1032 00:49:08.880 --> 00:49:11.960 and she goes, oh plans. What's her name? But she's 1033 00:49:11.960 --> 00:49:15.119 not really jealous, she's just it's like flirty and friendly 1034 00:49:15.199 --> 00:49:18.400 and like they're almost on the same page. It's very 1035 00:49:18.519 --> 00:49:22.400 very cute. Also this movie, the styles, the fits on 1036 00:49:22.440 --> 00:49:24.400 the women in this movie, because it's nineteen sixty four, 1037 00:49:24.880 --> 00:49:28.079 so stylish. There's more than one woman wearing an enormous 1038 00:49:28.119 --> 00:49:30.679 oversized pinky ring. Money Penny is one of them. Hers 1039 00:49:30.679 --> 00:49:33.440 just turquoise and it matches the exact color of her 1040 00:49:33.519 --> 00:49:38.280 dress that she's wearing. Stunning, Okay, very stunning. So that 1041 00:49:38.480 --> 00:49:42.280 night Bond meets with em and a banker. There's this 1042 00:49:43.000 --> 00:49:45.719 hilarious scene where they're in a what appears to be 1043 00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:48.440 a castle. Yeah, I don't know, I don't it's England, 1044 00:49:48.519 --> 00:49:50.880 maybe that's the thing. First of all, like m when 1045 00:49:51.000 --> 00:49:52.760 like earlier in the scene is like, you're having dinner 1046 00:49:52.800 --> 00:49:55.639 with me tonight in a very important contact dress. We're 1047 00:49:55.639 --> 00:49:58.559 wearing tuxes and I'm like, oh my god, this is 1048 00:49:58.599 --> 00:50:01.519 so like so old timey. So they're dressed for dinner. 1049 00:50:01.559 --> 00:50:06.000 They're all wearing tuxedos, they all have the world's largest 1050 00:50:06.039 --> 00:50:09.639 brandy sniffers in front of them. It's a very long scene. 1051 00:50:09.639 --> 00:50:12.039 Thank god, it's like visually very funny because like the 1052 00:50:12.079 --> 00:50:15.239 scene itself, there's not much to talk about. Basically, we 1053 00:50:15.320 --> 00:50:18.760 find out Goldfinger is somehow moving gold overseas and they 1054 00:50:18.760 --> 00:50:21.800 don't know how. Right, so if they can determine that 1055 00:50:21.840 --> 00:50:24.239 he's moving his gold illegally, they can shut down his 1056 00:50:24.280 --> 00:50:24.880 whole operation. 1057 00:50:25.119 --> 00:50:25.360 Yep. 1058 00:50:25.880 --> 00:50:29.280 Bond decides to arrange a quote unquote chance meeting with 1059 00:50:29.400 --> 00:50:33.599 Goldfinger and he gets it and I'm not like, You're 1060 00:50:33.599 --> 00:50:36.800 gonna be like what And I'm like, look, I understand, 1061 00:50:36.960 --> 00:50:40.480 I understand. What I'm about to say is so so ridiculous. 1062 00:50:41.119 --> 00:50:44.440 He gets a not see gold bar, yep, a gold 1063 00:50:44.480 --> 00:50:47.639 bar with a with a Schwatska in it. Honestly, though, 1064 00:50:47.920 --> 00:50:49.559 even if this wasn't a thing and you wanted to 1065 00:50:49.599 --> 00:50:50.719 say it was a thing, can't you just put a 1066 00:50:50.800 --> 00:50:54.760 Swatsaka on a current day gold bar, right. 1067 00:50:54.239 --> 00:50:57.519 Like you are a spy organization, mock one up, mock 1068 00:50:57.599 --> 00:50:58.079 something up. 1069 00:50:58.159 --> 00:51:02.679 But regardless, he gets Nazi gold yeah to use in 1070 00:51:02.719 --> 00:51:05.159 his interactions with his target. Because that is apparently like 1071 00:51:05.639 --> 00:51:09.159 a find if you're a collector of antique gold bars, 1072 00:51:09.599 --> 00:51:12.119 the Nazi ones are apparently high on the list. 1073 00:51:12.599 --> 00:51:15.960 Cool. Before leaving MI I six, Bond goes to meet 1074 00:51:16.039 --> 00:51:18.559 up with Q, played by Desmond Llewellyn. He played Q 1075 00:51:18.719 --> 00:51:19.679 seventeen times. 1076 00:51:19.960 --> 00:51:22.960 He was Q for so long that I saw movies 1077 00:51:23.159 --> 00:51:23.519 with him. 1078 00:51:23.599 --> 00:51:26.239 Oh, so Q outfits him with a new car. It's 1079 00:51:26.280 --> 00:51:30.280 an Aston Martin. There's bulletproof glass. There's rotating license plates 1080 00:51:30.280 --> 00:51:33.679 for every country. Defenses include a smoke screen and an 1081 00:51:33.679 --> 00:51:36.599 oil slick. He has mounted machine guns on either side 1082 00:51:36.679 --> 00:51:40.400 and a passenger side ejector button built into the gearstick. 1083 00:51:40.599 --> 00:51:43.360 All of these were written by Chekov yep. I want 1084 00:51:43.400 --> 00:51:48.599 you to know all Chekhovs Chekhovs Q arement will all 1085 00:51:48.679 --> 00:51:49.280 be deployed. 1086 00:51:49.880 --> 00:51:53.119 He also gives Bond two homing devices, one large and 1087 00:51:53.119 --> 00:51:56.239 one small that will report back to the car's dashboard 1088 00:51:56.280 --> 00:51:58.960 and to headquarters. And he shows him like the screen, 1089 00:51:59.119 --> 00:52:01.800 this big green s circle in the car where the 1090 00:52:02.039 --> 00:52:03.679 homing device report back to it looks like she. 1091 00:52:03.679 --> 00:52:07.760 Hulks tit HAA. By the way, I was looking this 1092 00:52:07.840 --> 00:52:10.599 up while you were talking. Desmond Llewellyn passed away in 1093 00:52:10.679 --> 00:52:13.920 nineteen ninety nine. He was in all the Bond movies 1094 00:52:14.079 --> 00:52:17.559 up until nineteen ninety nine's The World Is Not Enough 1095 00:52:18.039 --> 00:52:21.000 playing Q. So he was in I believe that's the 1096 00:52:21.079 --> 00:52:24.760 last even of the Pierce Brosnan era Bonds. Yeah, yeah, 1097 00:52:24.760 --> 00:52:25.880 he was in all the Bond movies. 1098 00:52:26.000 --> 00:52:29.440 You No Die Another Day is the Brosn's last one. 1099 00:52:29.480 --> 00:52:30.800 I think, Oh, I don't know, Okay, I could be 1100 00:52:30.800 --> 00:52:33.199 wrong about that. I'm looking at this man's IMDb, not 1101 00:52:33.239 --> 00:52:35.400 the Bond Ones. So yeah, he is in. He is 1102 00:52:35.440 --> 00:52:38.280 all the way up until the late nineties playing Q 1103 00:52:38.519 --> 00:52:41.679 in these movies. That's incredible. Good times, good times. We 1104 00:52:41.880 --> 00:52:43.880 cut to a golf. 1105 00:52:43.599 --> 00:52:46.000 Course, a famously riveting sport. 1106 00:52:46.360 --> 00:52:48.760 If you want to give Tom Cruise a fucking aneurysm, 1107 00:52:49.000 --> 00:52:51.639 make him watch this movie, yeah, because he will be like, 1108 00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:59.199 are you fucking kidding me? This man played golf for days, days, 1109 00:52:59.519 --> 00:53:02.960 and I had to climb the tallest building in the world, 1110 00:53:03.480 --> 00:53:06.719 fuck everyone, and he'll just like get depressed and eat 1111 00:53:07.280 --> 00:53:10.320 a bucket of ice cream. The idea that they would 1112 00:53:10.320 --> 00:53:14.639 put golf in a spy thriller is shocking, just shocking. 1113 00:53:15.239 --> 00:53:19.199 Bond manages to engage Goldfinger in a quote unquote friendly game. Right, 1114 00:53:19.239 --> 00:53:22.320 So he's set it up, so he gets hours alone 1115 00:53:22.320 --> 00:53:25.000 with Goldfinger to pump him for information. It's a meet 1116 00:53:25.039 --> 00:53:30.920 cute basically, Goldfinger introduces his caddy and manservant Odd Job 1117 00:53:31.199 --> 00:53:35.280 played by Harold Sakata. Odd Job is they say he's Korean. 1118 00:53:35.719 --> 00:53:37.920 I'm gonna assume the actors Korean too. I don't know 1119 00:53:38.159 --> 00:53:40.440 if that's true or not. He does not speak the 1120 00:53:40.559 --> 00:53:43.960 entire film. He's silent. He's like this big, hulking menacing presence. 1121 00:53:44.239 --> 00:53:48.320 But he is dressed like an English butler the entire time, 1122 00:53:48.360 --> 00:53:52.239 including a bowler hat. That is truly the dumbest thing 1123 00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:54.320 I've ever seen up set to film, and I've seen 1124 00:53:54.400 --> 00:53:55.400 so many dumb things. 1125 00:53:55.599 --> 00:53:57.440 Yeah, he is, in fact Japanese. 1126 00:53:58.280 --> 00:54:00.320 You know what the name Sakata. I don't really know 1127 00:54:00.440 --> 00:54:02.840 that much about Asian culture, I have to be honest, 1128 00:54:02.840 --> 00:54:05.559 but the same Sicata did sound vaguely a Japanese comatie. 1129 00:54:05.639 --> 00:54:05.840 Yeah. 1130 00:54:05.840 --> 00:54:09.480 I was like, that doesn't sound Korean to me. Oh 1131 00:54:09.559 --> 00:54:12.320 keoki w Did I not just say he's because they 1132 00:54:12.320 --> 00:54:12.760 didn't care. 1133 00:54:12.920 --> 00:54:13.719 It was all the same. 1134 00:54:14.320 --> 00:54:14.920 They don't care. 1135 00:54:15.000 --> 00:54:15.760 They did not care. 1136 00:54:16.119 --> 00:54:19.199 So Bond introduces the Nazi gold. At some point in 1137 00:54:19.239 --> 00:54:20.400 the middle of the game. 1138 00:54:20.280 --> 00:54:21.920 He just drops it on the green. 1139 00:54:22.159 --> 00:54:24.320 As one does as when he's like, oh, this Nazi 1140 00:54:24.360 --> 00:54:26.519 gold is weighing down my pocket. Maybe that's why my 1141 00:54:26.559 --> 00:54:29.599 swing isn't swinging as much as it should. Goldfinger is 1142 00:54:29.599 --> 00:54:32.239 like basically salivating at the Nazi gold and he's like 1143 00:54:32.239 --> 00:54:36.199 ooh ooh, And he gets Bond to bet the gold 1144 00:54:36.239 --> 00:54:38.760 bar on the outcome of the game, yep. And Bond's like, well, 1145 00:54:38.760 --> 00:54:40.159 what I get if I win? And he's like, the 1146 00:54:40.840 --> 00:54:43.559 money equivalent, the financial equivalent of the gold bar five 1147 00:54:43.599 --> 00:54:46.920 thousand dollars, which again in nineteen sixty four, it must. 1148 00:54:46.880 --> 00:54:48.519 Be so much money, so much money. 1149 00:54:48.719 --> 00:54:52.480 Goldfinger cheats with odd jobs. Help right, he's dropping the 1150 00:54:52.519 --> 00:54:55.079 wrong balls, he's moving around. I don't you know what, honestly, guys, 1151 00:54:55.119 --> 00:54:58.360 I don't even know enough about golf to understand what's happening. 1152 00:54:58.679 --> 00:55:03.239 And this scene is interminable. It's too long, genuinely, Paul, 1153 00:55:03.239 --> 00:55:04.599 how long does it go? Do you think like six 1154 00:55:04.679 --> 00:55:05.280 seven minutes? 1155 00:55:05.599 --> 00:55:07.519 It has to be at least five minutes long. 1156 00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:10.880 It's like in a movie that's just under two hours. 1157 00:55:10.880 --> 00:55:14.639 It is so much realistic. Bond realizes that he's cheating. 1158 00:55:14.679 --> 00:55:17.440 He allows Goldfinger to believe that he's won, but then 1159 00:55:17.559 --> 00:55:19.599 pulls a swap on the golf ball to prove that 1160 00:55:19.599 --> 00:55:23.000 according to the strict rules of golf. That everyone suddenly 1161 00:55:23.000 --> 00:55:25.760 gives a shit about Goldfinger actually lost. 1162 00:55:25.960 --> 00:55:26.199 Yep. 1163 00:55:26.480 --> 00:55:29.360 So I'm what is this scene accomplish in the story? 1164 00:55:29.760 --> 00:55:31.679 It like gives them a chance to meet. 1165 00:55:31.800 --> 00:55:33.400 I guess I circle around each other. 1166 00:55:33.519 --> 00:55:35.559 Yeah, but you can also do that in thirty seconds. 1167 00:55:35.639 --> 00:55:37.119 Uh huh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want to 1168 00:55:37.159 --> 00:55:40.760 point that out. Nothing thing happens was accomplished. 1169 00:55:40.840 --> 00:55:42.639 If you think this Nazi gold bar is going to 1170 00:55:42.679 --> 00:55:45.000 be a crucial plot point, it will never be brought 1171 00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:46.199 up again in the film. 1172 00:55:46.320 --> 00:55:48.639 We were just forced to remember the Nazis for no 1173 00:55:48.960 --> 00:55:50.000 fucking reason. 1174 00:55:50.400 --> 00:55:54.599 Also, Moose knuckle watch. This is the first appearance. 1175 00:55:54.360 --> 00:55:59.239 Of Big Sean, Yes, big Daddy Sean. 1176 00:55:59.039 --> 00:56:02.320 Big Daddy Sean when he down to swap the golf balls. Yeah, 1177 00:56:02.360 --> 00:56:03.559 there's a shadow. 1178 00:56:04.199 --> 00:56:06.760 I didn't see it in this scene, but you and 1179 00:56:06.800 --> 00:56:10.559 another one of our friends were like, well hella, and 1180 00:56:10.599 --> 00:56:12.079 I was like, damnit, I miss it. I'll catch it 1181 00:56:12.079 --> 00:56:12.480 next time. 1182 00:56:12.639 --> 00:56:14.800 Yeah. So we cut to after the game. Odd Job 1183 00:56:14.840 --> 00:56:17.679 is loading the car and Bond places the larger of 1184 00:56:17.719 --> 00:56:20.599 his homing devices in the backseat. Goldfinger, who is a 1185 00:56:20.599 --> 00:56:23.159 sore loser, comes over and makes it clear that he 1186 00:56:23.320 --> 00:56:25.519 knows exactly who Bond is. He says, this is our 1187 00:56:25.559 --> 00:56:29.760 second encounter. He warns, Bond back off. People think they 1188 00:56:29.800 --> 00:56:31.239 want to play with me. They don't want to play. 1189 00:56:31.400 --> 00:56:33.440 They do not want to play with me, mister Bond. 1190 00:56:33.840 --> 00:56:37.400 He has odd Job demonstrate his skills with his bowler hat. 1191 00:56:37.719 --> 00:56:41.159 Odd Job takes off his hat. He frisbees it across 1192 00:56:41.159 --> 00:56:44.760 the yard, shearing the head off of a marble statue. 1193 00:56:44.880 --> 00:56:47.639 Okay, I'm gonna pause here and repeat that yeap for 1194 00:56:47.679 --> 00:56:49.880 those of you who are like, wait, huh, what what 1195 00:56:49.960 --> 00:56:53.400 did you say? Here's what he said. The man takes 1196 00:56:53.440 --> 00:56:58.440 off his bowler hat uses it like a boomerang, because 1197 00:56:58.480 --> 00:57:01.599 it boomerangs back to him. Doesn't it doesn't, be sure 1198 00:57:02.280 --> 00:57:04.719 in my head canon it does. That wouldn't make it 1199 00:57:04.760 --> 00:57:08.639 any more stupid than what is actually happening. Okay, so 1200 00:57:08.679 --> 00:57:11.159 it doesn't boomerang, fine, it should. If the if the 1201 00:57:11.159 --> 00:57:14.039 filmmaker thought of it would happen, it would have fucking boomerang? 1202 00:57:14.119 --> 00:57:15.519 Is it? You know what I think the shoe and 1203 00:57:15.559 --> 00:57:19.000 Austin Powers does, and that's what I'm thinking of. By 1204 00:57:19.000 --> 00:57:21.079 the way, the shoe at Austin Powers is stupid, but 1205 00:57:21.119 --> 00:57:22.880 it's not stupider than the actual thing. 1206 00:57:23.199 --> 00:57:26.599 The hat is actually stupid. Austin Power. 1207 00:57:27.360 --> 00:57:30.519 Yeah, I'm sorry, Mike Myers. You did an excellent job 1208 00:57:30.519 --> 00:57:33.400 with Austin Powers, but you didn't this scene. You fucked up. 1209 00:57:33.880 --> 00:57:37.840 The man takes off his hat and decapitates a marble 1210 00:57:38.079 --> 00:57:42.400 statue with the sheer power of a bowler hat that 1211 00:57:42.519 --> 00:57:45.840 otherwise doesn't seem to be reinforced with any steal or anything. 1212 00:57:45.880 --> 00:57:49.840 It is simply a bowler hat. So it's the strength 1213 00:57:49.880 --> 00:57:53.000 of the way that he's throwing it that's causing the 1214 00:57:53.079 --> 00:57:56.320 decapitation of the statue. 1215 00:57:56.679 --> 00:57:57.960 Okay, do you have any questions? 1216 00:57:58.280 --> 00:58:01.360 No, okay, no, no, no, mister and he questions, Oh nope, 1217 00:58:01.360 --> 00:58:03.079 he's just you know what, he's on his sheet cake. 1218 00:58:03.199 --> 00:58:05.840 He's mister Cruz is sheet caking. 1219 00:58:06.440 --> 00:58:09.039 Well, we'll ask him later what he thinks of this. 1220 00:58:09.320 --> 00:58:12.360 So Goldfinger gives Bond the check, Bond gives odd Job 1221 00:58:12.440 --> 00:58:14.719 the golf ball, and odd Job stares him as he 1222 00:58:14.760 --> 00:58:18.000 crushes it in his hand like an egg. Goldfinger drives 1223 00:58:18.039 --> 00:58:20.400 off and Bond follows him using the homing device. 1224 00:58:20.960 --> 00:58:24.920 Bond follows Goldfinger all the way to Geneva, where we 1225 00:58:25.000 --> 00:58:27.880 pick up with him following his targets up a mountain. 1226 00:58:28.000 --> 00:58:30.760 It's peaceful, it's beautiful. The scenery is gorgeous. 1227 00:58:30.880 --> 00:58:31.519 That is lovely. 1228 00:58:31.599 --> 00:58:36.719 If nothing else by month has brought us vistas. All 1229 00:58:36.800 --> 00:58:40.639 three of these movies have had absolutely stunning vistas. Bond 1230 00:58:40.679 --> 00:58:43.519 looks behind him. He sees a I don't know, impatient 1231 00:58:43.639 --> 00:58:47.800 young woman. She's played by Tanya Mallet. She's leaning on 1232 00:58:47.840 --> 00:58:52.039 her horn. Move move it, buddy, and she speeds around him. 1233 00:58:52.239 --> 00:58:56.559 He rolls his eyes. Women drivers a right right. Eventually, 1234 00:58:56.719 --> 00:59:00.280 Goldfinger and Odd Job stop at a roadside stand to 1235 00:59:00.320 --> 00:59:03.960 eat as villains do. Bond stops above them on the 1236 00:59:03.960 --> 00:59:07.639 mountain and watches. We pull even further up the mountain 1237 00:59:07.679 --> 00:59:10.159 and we see that the speeding woman from earlier before. 1238 00:59:10.880 --> 00:59:14.639 By the way, she is a beautiful blonde, alabaster skin, 1239 00:59:14.840 --> 00:59:16.800 blue eyes. I don't think I have to tell you 1240 00:59:17.000 --> 00:59:19.480 that woman in the beginning of the movie, beautiful blonde, 1241 00:59:19.559 --> 00:59:23.679 alabaster skin, blue eyes. Every single woman we meet in 1242 00:59:23.719 --> 00:59:27.119 this movie looks exactly like the last woman she. 1243 00:59:27.159 --> 00:59:30.239 Looks enough like Honor black Men that I know what 1244 00:59:30.280 --> 00:59:32.400 Pussy Gilore looks like, and I know what Honor Blackman 1245 00:59:32.440 --> 00:59:35.119 looks like. And I was like, is that Honor black. 1246 00:59:35.079 --> 00:59:37.320 If you had told me that every single woman in 1247 00:59:37.360 --> 00:59:39.119 this movie was played by the same actress, I would 1248 00:59:39.159 --> 00:59:41.239 have believed you. Yeah, I would. I would have been like, 1249 00:59:41.360 --> 00:59:45.159 Oh cool, what an interesting conceit. So this woman is 1250 00:59:45.400 --> 00:59:48.559 leaning down on the mountain. She's watching them both through 1251 00:59:48.599 --> 00:59:51.320 the barrel of a rifle. She takes aim and just 1252 00:59:51.440 --> 00:59:54.519 barely misses Bond with her shot. He ducks back into 1253 00:59:54.719 --> 00:59:56.719 his car and starts driving again, so. 1254 00:59:57.079 --> 00:59:59.960 Bond pulls off. He lets the woman speed past him 1255 01:00:00.079 --> 01:00:02.199 in her car and then starts a game of road 1256 01:00:02.320 --> 01:00:05.800 chicken with her. She pulls past him, and he destroys 1257 01:00:05.800 --> 01:00:08.400 her tire with one of his gadgets. She crashes off 1258 01:00:08.440 --> 01:00:11.079 the road, luckily not off a sheer cliff, because most 1259 01:00:11.079 --> 01:00:13.199 of this has been up a sheer cliff. But now 1260 01:00:13.199 --> 01:00:13.719 there's a field. 1261 01:00:13.760 --> 01:00:15.880 Yeah, he's they're on the fucking matterhorn. How are they 1262 01:00:15.960 --> 01:00:17.280 not falling off? By the way, I just want to 1263 01:00:17.280 --> 01:00:19.519 point out the little gadget he uses the same thing 1264 01:00:19.559 --> 01:00:22.400 that the Evil Gang uses in Greece to destroy Grease. 1265 01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:23.360 You're right, it does. 1266 01:00:23.760 --> 01:00:26.400 Are they called the scorpions what they call Yeah, it's 1267 01:00:26.239 --> 01:00:29.159 that the scorpions used to defeat the tea birds in 1268 01:00:29.199 --> 01:00:30.800 Grease in the movie Grease. 1269 01:00:31.639 --> 01:00:34.480 So she crashes off the road. She's unharmed. He goes 1270 01:00:34.519 --> 01:00:36.719 to try and charm her, but she's not interested. She 1271 01:00:36.840 --> 01:00:40.039 is genuinely like fuck off, but she accepts his offer 1272 01:00:40.039 --> 01:00:42.800 of a ride to a garage. She says garage, and 1273 01:00:42.840 --> 01:00:44.679 he grabs a wooden case out of the back seat 1274 01:00:44.679 --> 01:00:48.440 with the initials TM on it yep, starts driving her. 1275 01:00:48.760 --> 01:00:50.480 She says her name is Tilly Solmes. 1276 01:00:50.920 --> 01:00:52.599 It gets an eyebrow lift yep. 1277 01:00:52.599 --> 01:00:55.800 And the wooden case holds her ice skates. So she says, 1278 01:00:55.840 --> 01:00:57.920 holding the ice skates. This is the closest we get 1279 01:00:57.960 --> 01:01:01.119 to a real Sean Connery line read you know when 1280 01:01:01.119 --> 01:01:06.000 he goes lovely spot Haha, really really close. They arrive 1281 01:01:06.000 --> 01:01:08.440 at a garage. They tell Tilly will be twenty four 1282 01:01:08.440 --> 01:01:10.639 hours before they can replace her tires. Bond is like, 1283 01:01:10.639 --> 01:01:12.199 all right, let me give you a lift a hotel. 1284 01:01:12.360 --> 01:01:14.239 She's like, I can take care of myself. Get out 1285 01:01:14.280 --> 01:01:16.679 of here. He finally takes the hint and drives off. 1286 01:01:16.840 --> 01:01:19.280 Yep. What's funny is she thinks that he drove her 1287 01:01:19.320 --> 01:01:21.679 off the road by accident, and like that her both 1288 01:01:21.679 --> 01:01:24.880 her tires just popped by themselves, like the amount of 1289 01:01:24.920 --> 01:01:28.440 carnage done to those tires. Like she had even half 1290 01:01:28.440 --> 01:01:30.000 a brain, she'd be like, well, you just tried to 1291 01:01:30.079 --> 01:01:32.800 kill me. Yeah, now fair because I almost just killed you. 1292 01:01:33.880 --> 01:01:36.519 But this is getting awkward now, but we're even now, Yeah, 1293 01:01:36.559 --> 01:01:40.519 now we're even bond. Eventually pulls up to Auric Enterprises, 1294 01:01:40.639 --> 01:01:44.079 a large factory situated deep in the forests of the mountains. 1295 01:01:44.760 --> 01:01:47.639 He observes from afar until night falls, and then makes 1296 01:01:47.639 --> 01:01:50.840 his approach. As he sneaks through the grounds, he sees 1297 01:01:50.920 --> 01:01:55.679 gold fingers employees, all of whom are Asian men in 1298 01:01:55.719 --> 01:01:57.039 blue and gold outfits. 1299 01:01:57.239 --> 01:01:57.679 Yeah. 1300 01:01:57.760 --> 01:01:59.760 I cannot tell if this is Raycister. 1301 01:02:00.400 --> 01:02:02.000 It's weird now. 1302 01:02:02.039 --> 01:02:05.159 The actors all appear to genuinely be Asian. 1303 01:02:05.000 --> 01:02:07.679 Yes, one hundred percent, but the outfits. 1304 01:02:07.119 --> 01:02:11.719 Are of like a Chinese yeah, like they're meant to 1305 01:02:11.880 --> 01:02:14.599 vocal like a certain look. And I can't tell if 1306 01:02:14.639 --> 01:02:17.360 it's historically accurate, if it's what like a factory worker. 1307 01:02:17.599 --> 01:02:18.239 I do not know. 1308 01:02:18.559 --> 01:02:20.920 In China or Japan or Korea. I'm not even sure 1309 01:02:21.119 --> 01:02:21.400 I think. 1310 01:02:21.440 --> 01:02:23.599 I mean, these men I think are specifically meant to 1311 01:02:23.599 --> 01:02:26.000 be Chinese, are they? Okay? The only one who has 1312 01:02:26.079 --> 01:02:29.440 lines is Sky mister ling. Later they identify him as Chinese. 1313 01:02:29.679 --> 01:02:31.840 God, that's right. They yeah, no, no, no, Paul, they 1314 01:02:31.840 --> 01:02:35.039 don't read identify him Chinese. They identified him as a 1315 01:02:35.079 --> 01:02:35.920 red Chinese. 1316 01:02:36.079 --> 01:02:36.480 That's right. 1317 01:02:36.599 --> 01:02:37.920 They say, a red Chinese. 1318 01:02:37.960 --> 01:02:40.800 And I'm like, oh, didn't love how that made me feel? 1319 01:02:40.880 --> 01:02:46.440 Hello nineteen sixty four. Yeah, I genuinely don't know. I 1320 01:02:46.440 --> 01:02:48.960 don't have any historical context. This movie was filmed in 1321 01:02:49.039 --> 01:02:51.480 nineteen sixty four. Yeah, I don't know. 1322 01:02:51.599 --> 01:02:53.960 And to be clear, the movie makes no point of 1323 01:02:54.000 --> 01:02:58.639 explaining why all of ORX employees are Asian men. I 1324 01:02:58.639 --> 01:03:00.519 think the movie things is because golfing Or has this 1325 01:03:00.559 --> 01:03:02.519 deal with the Chinese government. So like the idea is 1326 01:03:02.559 --> 01:03:05.880 like he's been provided these men by the Chinese government 1327 01:03:05.920 --> 01:03:09.400 to do his bidding, because like, I think that's the implication, 1328 01:03:09.440 --> 01:03:12.320 but that's never made clear. So to a casual viewer, 1329 01:03:12.360 --> 01:03:14.199 it just appears that for some reason, he has like 1330 01:03:14.559 --> 01:03:19.159 a seemingly never ending clown car of Asian Asian men. 1331 01:03:19.400 --> 01:03:21.280 Dozens of these men will die in the course of 1332 01:03:21.280 --> 01:03:25.400 this film. All right, that's true, and it's it's almost 1333 01:03:25.440 --> 01:03:27.800 just weird, like it is. 1334 01:03:28.039 --> 01:03:31.119 Honestly, their presence isn't what I think is racist. I can't. 1335 01:03:31.159 --> 01:03:33.440 I can't determine if the outfits or the racist thing 1336 01:03:33.519 --> 01:03:35.519 or not that. And it's very possible the or not. 1337 01:03:35.559 --> 01:03:37.440 And I'm just being overly sensitive to it because I 1338 01:03:37.480 --> 01:03:40.960 don't know what, Yeah, what am I looking at? And 1339 01:03:41.000 --> 01:03:44.320 the script for this movie is so backwards and like 1340 01:03:44.760 --> 01:03:47.480 loose and like was written on a bunch of napkins 1341 01:03:47.480 --> 01:03:49.280 and then thrown at the actors like, I don't know, 1342 01:03:49.360 --> 01:03:51.599 make something of this that, like none of this makes 1343 01:03:51.599 --> 01:03:52.199 any sense. 1344 01:03:52.360 --> 01:03:55.800 Yeah. So he sees Goldfingers speaking with the associate mister 1345 01:03:55.880 --> 01:03:58.400 Ling that we just discussed that mister Ling is a 1346 01:03:58.480 --> 01:04:00.159 Chinese nuclear fission exit. 1347 01:04:00.440 --> 01:04:03.119 A red Chinese, Red Chinese. It's so weird. 1348 01:04:03.360 --> 01:04:06.039 Goldfinger is explaining that basically, he takes his gold, he 1349 01:04:06.119 --> 01:04:09.760 melts it down, he gilds his rolls Royce in gold, 1350 01:04:09.880 --> 01:04:12.800 then he ships his car to other countries and the 1351 01:04:12.800 --> 01:04:15.039 gold is smelted back down. Now we know how he's 1352 01:04:15.079 --> 01:04:18.800 smuggling gold Erica. This could not possibly matter less to 1353 01:04:18.840 --> 01:04:21.599 the rest of the movie. Forget it, it does not matter. 1354 01:04:21.760 --> 01:04:24.159 It does matter a little tiny bit later for something 1355 01:04:24.280 --> 01:04:25.639 absolutely hysterical. 1356 01:04:27.280 --> 01:04:28.480 But you're right, Yeah, you're right. 1357 01:04:28.519 --> 01:04:30.519 But but again, this is how he's smuggling his gold. 1358 01:04:30.559 --> 01:04:30.960 Now we know. 1359 01:04:31.320 --> 01:04:34.360 Honestly, James's mission is over yea, because all he had 1360 01:04:34.360 --> 01:04:36.639 to do was find out how he smuggled his gold. 1361 01:04:36.840 --> 01:04:39.000 He found out, He's good, should be a hop on 1362 01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:41.119 the next plane in England and be like I figured 1363 01:04:41.119 --> 01:04:41.800 it out everyone. 1364 01:04:42.000 --> 01:04:46.360 Yep. More important is Bond overhearing Goldfinger mentioned to mister 1365 01:04:46.480 --> 01:04:49.000 Ling Operation Grand Slam. 1366 01:04:49.280 --> 01:04:50.119 They're into baseball. 1367 01:04:50.239 --> 01:04:50.480 Yeah. 1368 01:04:50.599 --> 01:04:52.960 Bond heads back to the forest and he sees the 1369 01:04:53.000 --> 01:04:57.480 same woman from before, Tilly Solmes, setting up a shot. Honestly, 1370 01:04:57.480 --> 01:04:59.000 it's set up to make it seem like she is 1371 01:04:59.039 --> 01:05:02.960 a professional snake, yeah, or like sharpshooter. Right, it's so 1372 01:05:03.159 --> 01:05:08.199 not the case. He tackles her and her gun flies 1373 01:05:08.320 --> 01:05:11.039 up out of her hand and accidentally touches one of 1374 01:05:11.039 --> 01:05:13.960 the like the trip wires on the estate and sets 1375 01:05:13.960 --> 01:05:17.280 off an alarm. It turns out that her name is Tilly, 1376 01:05:17.639 --> 01:05:21.599 but her last name is Masterson. She is out for 1377 01:05:21.719 --> 01:05:25.599 revenge on Goldfinger because she is Jill's sister, Jill, the 1378 01:05:25.679 --> 01:05:27.880 lady that he turned into a gold bar earlier in 1379 01:05:27.920 --> 01:05:30.639 the film. And the shot that just missed Bond earlier 1380 01:05:30.800 --> 01:05:33.800 was not for Bond, it was for Goldfinger. She missed 1381 01:05:33.800 --> 01:05:38.119 Goldfinger and almost killed Bond and and said, I don't 1382 01:05:38.119 --> 01:05:39.440 think she's a sharpshooter, Paul. 1383 01:05:39.679 --> 01:05:42.639 Turns out she's just a really terrible shot and also 1384 01:05:42.719 --> 01:05:43.320 has a rifle. 1385 01:05:43.440 --> 01:05:45.840 Turns out she's not a sniper. She's a fucking school 1386 01:05:45.880 --> 01:05:50.400 teacher with a gun. So because the alarm is gone off, 1387 01:05:50.480 --> 01:05:53.440 these two have to stop their little fight and flee 1388 01:05:53.480 --> 01:05:56.440 because a bunch of guards have started approaching. Armed guards, 1389 01:05:57.079 --> 01:05:59.760 he rushes her into his car. They flee by car 1390 01:05:59.800 --> 01:06:03.159 by Aston Martin and despite Bond pulling out all of 1391 01:06:03.159 --> 01:06:05.639 his defenses, this is where that scene with Q pays off. 1392 01:06:05.679 --> 01:06:09.039 We see the oil slick, we see the smoke screen, 1393 01:06:09.239 --> 01:06:10.119 smoke screens. 1394 01:06:09.800 --> 01:06:11.960 With machine guns, the bulletproof glass. 1395 01:06:12.119 --> 01:06:14.199 All of it. He uses all of that stuff, but 1396 01:06:14.519 --> 01:06:16.840 more men keep coming, because like you said, there's an 1397 01:06:16.920 --> 01:06:21.679 endless amount of henchmen in gold Fingers payroll. They wind 1398 01:06:21.760 --> 01:06:25.119 up cornered on a cliff. He tells Tilly to run 1399 01:06:25.159 --> 01:06:28.320 into the surrounding forest when when he says go, he 1400 01:06:28.400 --> 01:06:30.719 says go and she runs for it. Only a last 1401 01:06:30.920 --> 01:06:35.119 odd job is on the scene, dum foot. He throws 1402 01:06:35.159 --> 01:06:38.320 his bowler hat and hits Tilly with it. She falls 1403 01:06:38.320 --> 01:06:43.559 to the ground, Bond rushes over to her and she's dead. Okay, yes, 1404 01:06:43.920 --> 01:06:45.159 bye bowler hat. 1405 01:06:46.119 --> 01:06:49.039 First of all, First of all, how did this hat not? 1406 01:06:49.079 --> 01:06:50.960 Shear her head right off and sheered through marble. 1407 01:06:51.039 --> 01:06:52.360 It cheered through marble. 1408 01:06:52.400 --> 01:06:54.239 Do you think it has settings like a blender? Yes, 1409 01:06:55.000 --> 01:06:56.880 like like it was on. It was on. It was 1410 01:06:56.880 --> 01:06:59.400 on puret before, but now it's a bludgeting weapon, a 1411 01:06:59.480 --> 01:07:01.000 crushed Aha. 1412 01:07:01.559 --> 01:07:05.679 This movie wrote a check and fucking cashed it. Yeah, 1413 01:07:05.719 --> 01:07:08.800 this is so stupid. She literally it just hits her 1414 01:07:08.840 --> 01:07:11.159 on the head very lightly and she goes, oh it 1415 01:07:11.199 --> 01:07:11.679 falls down. 1416 01:07:11.800 --> 01:07:13.880 Yeah, and that's it. Dead bird bones on a woman. 1417 01:07:13.920 --> 01:07:16.239 I'm gonna say it again for the cheap seats death 1418 01:07:16.679 --> 01:07:21.719 by bowler hat. Our parents loved this movie, you guys. 1419 01:07:21.800 --> 01:07:22.719 Yeah, they thought it was great. 1420 01:07:22.800 --> 01:07:26.400 All of our dads thought this was fucking cool. I 1421 01:07:26.639 --> 01:07:29.920 just want that context out in the open. Yeah, all 1422 01:07:29.960 --> 01:07:32.559 of our dads thought this was cool. 1423 01:07:33.280 --> 01:07:35.480 It's also really nice of everyone to stop shooting so 1424 01:07:35.559 --> 01:07:38.639 Bond can run over to her. It's like firefight, firefight, firefight, 1425 01:07:38.719 --> 01:07:41.119 bowler hat dead, everyone stops as Bond runs over. 1426 01:07:41.239 --> 01:07:43.199 Yeah, let him check on his girl, for God's sake. 1427 01:07:43.880 --> 01:07:45.440 Bond is surrounded and captured. 1428 01:07:45.719 --> 01:07:49.320 All right. There's a long sequence a Bond attempting to flee, 1429 01:07:49.400 --> 01:07:52.280 most notable for its use of the final Chekhov defense 1430 01:07:52.360 --> 01:07:54.119 the passenger side ejector. 1431 01:07:53.719 --> 01:07:55.199 Seat, which is fucking awesome. 1432 01:07:55.320 --> 01:07:57.800 It was awesome. But for some reason they've they've loaded 1433 01:07:57.840 --> 01:08:00.280 Bond back into his own car and make it they're 1434 01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:02.119 making him drive back to the factory. 1435 01:08:02.599 --> 01:08:06.840 Sure like there's a man holding a gun to Bond's head, 1436 01:08:06.920 --> 01:08:09.159 so he drives in the direction where the rest. And 1437 01:08:09.199 --> 01:08:11.840 it's not one car, there's like six cars. 1438 01:08:11.480 --> 01:08:16.359 In the fleet. Yes, so there's also a small Swiss 1439 01:08:16.399 --> 01:08:19.600 grandmother using a machine gun. Very fun, also awesome. Yeah, 1440 01:08:19.640 --> 01:08:22.399 there's also complete incoherence as far as to what is 1441 01:08:22.439 --> 01:08:26.079 exactly happening. They like, go through the gate, he drives 1442 01:08:26.119 --> 01:08:27.640 back out of the gate, so you think he's in 1443 01:08:27.680 --> 01:08:29.359 the forest, but he's not in the forest. He's still 1444 01:08:29.399 --> 01:08:33.079 on the grounds there. It is almost like like like 1445 01:08:33.119 --> 01:08:35.560 a chase scene in a comedy movie where people keep 1446 01:08:35.640 --> 01:08:38.079 running back and forth across the same thing. Like it's 1447 01:08:38.239 --> 01:08:39.239 really incoherent. 1448 01:08:39.439 --> 01:08:41.680 Honestly, I'm trying to even remember it. I watched it 1449 01:08:41.720 --> 01:08:42.520 twelve hours ago. 1450 01:08:42.720 --> 01:08:45.880 Yeah. Bond winds up eventually crashing into a wall and 1451 01:08:45.960 --> 01:08:49.079 knocking himself unconscious. So he's captured again at the end 1452 01:08:49.119 --> 01:08:52.600 of this, making this entire thing narratively pointless. Excellent, nothing 1453 01:08:52.600 --> 01:08:54.520 happened here. He is captured at the beginning, He is 1454 01:08:54.560 --> 01:08:55.159 captured at the. 1455 01:08:55.159 --> 01:08:58.159 End, narratively pointless, but ejection seat point full. 1456 01:08:58.359 --> 01:08:58.560 Yeah. 1457 01:08:59.119 --> 01:09:03.199 Bond wakes up mmmm, strapped spread eagle to a table. 1458 01:09:03.239 --> 01:09:07.359 It's like this movie read my diary. Goldfinger jovially greets 1459 01:09:07.399 --> 01:09:10.560 him as Double O seven. He's like, hello, Double O seven, 1460 01:09:10.800 --> 01:09:13.960 I know exactly who you are. He wants to show 1461 01:09:14.000 --> 01:09:18.840 him his new industrial laser that can see if I 1462 01:09:18.840 --> 01:09:21.680 can get through this, that can project all the way 1463 01:09:21.720 --> 01:09:26.079 to the moon. It can laser a spot to the moon, 1464 01:09:27.439 --> 01:09:30.279 or also cut through solid. 1465 01:09:29.960 --> 01:09:32.079 Gold a little more earth bound use. 1466 01:09:35.239 --> 01:09:38.479 He demonstrates his capabilities by having it start to cut 1467 01:09:38.520 --> 01:09:41.239 through the solid gold table that Bond is strapped to. 1468 01:09:41.640 --> 01:09:43.399 Bond is strapped spread eagle. I don't know if I 1469 01:09:43.479 --> 01:09:46.640 said that part spread Eagle again, all your dreams. Yeah, 1470 01:09:46.640 --> 01:09:49.000 I'm gonna say it the third time, I really spread 1471 01:09:49.039 --> 01:09:49.840 eagl What if. 1472 01:09:49.760 --> 01:09:52.319 He was in the terry cloth baby blue rampa, Oh 1473 01:09:52.359 --> 01:09:53.600 my god, it would have been obscene. 1474 01:09:53.680 --> 01:09:55.720 This is actually that would be pornography. That would have 1475 01:09:55.760 --> 01:09:58.039 been that would have been banned in the United States. 1476 01:09:58.079 --> 01:09:59.800 And honestly, I'm with the censors on that one. 1477 01:10:00.000 --> 01:10:01.680 There's no way you're not getting sidecock. 1478 01:10:01.920 --> 01:10:05.600 Yeah, I'm with the MPAA on that one. So the 1479 01:10:05.720 --> 01:10:09.479 laser starts creeping ever closer to Bond's greatest weapon, his 1480 01:10:09.600 --> 01:10:13.920 cocktail stick and Martini olives. What do we think James 1481 01:10:13.920 --> 01:10:20.359 Bond's singed pubs smell like I would say leather and whiskey. 1482 01:10:22.640 --> 01:10:25.000 I was gonna say, I was gonna say baby powder 1483 01:10:25.000 --> 01:10:31.560 and aqua velva. 1484 01:10:30.239 --> 01:10:35.720 Brought worst and dreams come true exactly. Oh god, Hagis haggis. Yes, 1485 01:10:36.039 --> 01:10:38.039 you're right, it wouldn't be brought worst. It would be 1486 01:10:38.119 --> 01:10:42.000 haggis and fresh like moss from the from the Highlands 1487 01:10:42.439 --> 01:10:46.319 Highlander moss. When his pubes start to singe, they sound 1488 01:10:46.399 --> 01:10:56.319 like like bagpipes rolling to the hills. So it is 1489 01:10:56.359 --> 01:10:59.479 the slowest laser ever this is where we start to 1490 01:10:59.520 --> 01:11:02.199 get because we've gotten that we haven't really gotten to 1491 01:11:02.239 --> 01:11:04.560 this part of the movie yet. This is where it starts. Uh, 1492 01:11:04.960 --> 01:11:08.399 Bond being put in increasingly dangerous situations that are also 1493 01:11:08.960 --> 01:11:13.119 unbelievably slow. If we took the time to watch as 1494 01:11:13.199 --> 01:11:15.920 the laser makes it all the way to his balls, 1495 01:11:16.319 --> 01:11:18.199 it would take hours. 1496 01:11:18.239 --> 01:11:19.399 It is so slow. 1497 01:11:21.600 --> 01:11:24.920 But he's getting increasingly nervous, as one would, right, and 1498 01:11:25.000 --> 01:11:27.479 he's like, what do you expect me to talk just 1499 01:11:27.479 --> 01:11:29.960 because you're gonna singe my penis off? Because I will, 1500 01:11:30.880 --> 01:11:33.600 And of course Goldfinger says the iconic line from the movie, No, 1501 01:11:33.680 --> 01:11:39.600 mister Bond, I expect you to die amazing. He exits 1502 01:11:39.640 --> 01:11:42.039 the room as they make fun of an Austin powers 1503 01:11:42.079 --> 01:11:44.279 to not actually watch the guy die. 1504 01:11:45.760 --> 01:11:50.039 Desperate, Bond says, I know about Operation Grand Slam. The 1505 01:11:50.119 --> 01:11:53.800 laser creeps ever closer to Bond's crown jewels as Goldfinger 1506 01:11:53.880 --> 01:11:55.840 hems over his decision if what to do. 1507 01:11:55.960 --> 01:11:57.880 He has time to think about this though, because I 1508 01:11:57.920 --> 01:12:01.359 can't tell you enough that laser is hours away from 1509 01:12:01.439 --> 01:12:02.760 actually hitting his anything. 1510 01:12:02.800 --> 01:12:06.319 It's one of the lesser known slug lasers. Hah. Luckily, 1511 01:12:06.359 --> 01:12:10.359 for the heterosexual female population of the world. Goldfinger decides 1512 01:12:10.399 --> 01:12:13.000 that Bond is worth more to him alive. After all, 1513 01:12:13.279 --> 01:12:16.159 Bond says, hey, if I die, double A eight will 1514 01:12:16.199 --> 01:12:19.239 be deployed. And he knows everything I know, So if 1515 01:12:19.239 --> 01:12:21.920 Goldfinger keeps Bond alive, then at least he will have 1516 01:12:22.000 --> 01:12:24.840 eyes on the enemy. He has another faithful servant, a 1517 01:12:24.880 --> 01:12:28.000 man named Kish, turn off the laser and knock Bond 1518 01:12:28.000 --> 01:12:29.039 out with a tranquilizer. 1519 01:12:29.399 --> 01:12:30.319 Is okay? Question? 1520 01:12:30.520 --> 01:12:31.119 Yeah? 1521 01:12:31.399 --> 01:12:33.880 Is it like Buffy? And like The Slayers where one 1522 01:12:33.920 --> 01:12:36.399 dies and then another one is called up? Have there been? 1523 01:12:36.800 --> 01:12:38.720 Is a double A one, double A two like? Is 1524 01:12:38.760 --> 01:12:42.159 it triple zero like triple Z? Double O one, double 1525 01:12:42.199 --> 01:12:44.960 O two double? Are they all dead? And that's why 1526 01:12:45.000 --> 01:12:46.239 we have double O seven? 1527 01:12:46.439 --> 01:12:47.840 That's interesting? I don't know. 1528 01:12:47.920 --> 01:12:53.159 Are they like concurrently up to nine double oh one 1529 01:12:53.439 --> 01:12:56.279 nine nine out in the field elsewhere? And why is 1530 01:12:56.319 --> 01:12:58.399 double oh eight the one that's back up for double 1531 01:12:58.439 --> 01:12:58.920 oh seven? 1532 01:12:59.079 --> 01:12:59.399 Right? 1533 01:13:00.000 --> 01:13:03.520 Misumably double eight is out there doing his own thing, because. 1534 01:13:03.239 --> 01:13:05.279 If they're ranked the then Bond should be double A 1535 01:13:05.399 --> 01:13:07.720 one or double O nine, depending on the ranking set. 1536 01:13:07.800 --> 01:13:09.560 I think it's not a ranking system. I think it's 1537 01:13:09.600 --> 01:13:12.319 when they were hired. It's a hiring system. So he 1538 01:13:12.439 --> 01:13:15.399 is the seventh of this class of superspy that was 1539 01:13:15.479 --> 01:13:18.920 hired to the team. Okay, let's presume. Let's presume not 1540 01:13:19.079 --> 01:13:21.439 there's no triple Z. Let's presume it starts at double 1541 01:13:21.439 --> 01:13:24.800 O one and goes up to double O nine. 1542 01:13:25.479 --> 01:13:28.800 All right, with that figured out, we are about halfway 1543 01:13:28.800 --> 01:13:31.000 through the movie. Erica, shall we take a short break? Sure, 1544 01:13:31.239 --> 01:13:32.800 we will be right back after these messages. 1545 01:13:32.840 --> 01:13:34.560 Do you expect us to break, Paul. 1546 01:13:35.199 --> 01:13:48.760 No, Erica, I expect us to pee and we're back. 1547 01:13:49.159 --> 01:13:52.640 Bond wakes up on an airplane to his favorite site. 1548 01:13:52.960 --> 01:13:55.920 A beautiful blonde woman that looks exactly like every other 1549 01:13:55.960 --> 01:13:59.199 woman he's looked at for the last three weeks. She's 1550 01:13:59.199 --> 01:14:05.119 hovering over him. This is the one, the only pussy Galore, 1551 01:14:05.359 --> 01:14:10.760 pussy poosy pussy Galore, played by Honor Blackman. Honestly, the 1552 01:14:10.840 --> 01:14:12.000 name Honor Blackman is. 1553 01:14:12.000 --> 01:14:14.479 So good that's almost yeah, It's like that's. 1554 01:14:14.319 --> 01:14:17.039 Almost a Bond villain name too. They didn't have to 1555 01:14:17.079 --> 01:14:19.319 go the extra mile and give us pussy Galore, but 1556 01:14:19.359 --> 01:14:22.000 they did, and I bless them for it. She is 1557 01:14:22.359 --> 01:14:24.479 and I was not expecting this because I really had 1558 01:14:24.520 --> 01:14:26.159 never given this movie any thought. 1559 01:14:25.920 --> 01:14:27.039 Before watching it last night. 1560 01:14:27.079 --> 01:14:28.920 I knew there was a woman named pussy Galore in it, 1561 01:14:29.119 --> 01:14:31.279 and I was like, period, end of story, period, end 1562 01:14:31.319 --> 01:14:33.239 of story, and it's going to know. And if you 1563 01:14:33.319 --> 01:14:37.359 had asked me what is pussy Galore's profession, I would 1564 01:14:37.439 --> 01:14:42.640 have said, like gangster's malla or a professional assassin. 1565 01:14:42.359 --> 01:14:43.399 A cabaret singer. 1566 01:14:43.680 --> 01:14:48.159 The answer would not have made the top one thousand 1567 01:14:48.199 --> 01:14:52.000 guesses of what I thought pussy Galore does for a 1568 01:14:52.039 --> 01:14:57.560 living in this film, Guys, Pussy Galore is Goldfingers private pilot. 1569 01:14:59.319 --> 01:15:02.479 She a pilot. That means, at some point in her 1570 01:15:02.520 --> 01:15:04.680 life before she got this private gig, she worked for 1571 01:15:04.720 --> 01:15:10.960 a commercial airline. She worked at TWA, and passengers going 1572 01:15:11.000 --> 01:15:15.079 from Paris to Berlin had to hear this is your pilot, 1573 01:15:15.119 --> 01:15:19.920 pussy Galore. You are going to take off the seatbelt 1574 01:15:20.039 --> 01:15:22.319 sign because it seems like we're gonna have smooth skies 1575 01:15:22.359 --> 01:15:25.239 here for a while and we'll be in Berlin in 1576 01:15:25.279 --> 01:15:28.279 about four hours, so just smoke them if you got them, 1577 01:15:28.840 --> 01:15:31.520 enjoy your in flight entertainment, whatever the fuck that was. 1578 01:15:31.560 --> 01:15:34.760 In nineteen sixty four, and once again, this is your pilot, 1579 01:15:35.239 --> 01:15:36.119 pussy Galore. 1580 01:15:36.359 --> 01:15:39.000 Even it's even better because she also has like a 1581 01:15:39.079 --> 01:15:42.079 kind of almost a Catherine Hepburn accent. 1582 01:15:42.159 --> 01:15:42.640 She does. 1583 01:15:42.720 --> 01:15:45.319 She's like, Hello, this is your pilot, pussy Galore. 1584 01:15:45.439 --> 01:15:49.079 Hello, this is pussy Glare, your pilot speaking. That's right, 1585 01:15:49.119 --> 01:15:51.960 you heard me, pussy Galore. They let me fly this 1586 01:15:52.039 --> 01:15:55.680 plane that you and your family are on. I don't 1587 01:15:55.680 --> 01:15:57.600 want to be sexist, No, I don't. 1588 01:15:57.720 --> 01:15:59.840 I do. She is proven in the movie to be 1589 01:15:59.880 --> 01:16:00.800 in excellent pilot. 1590 01:16:00.800 --> 01:16:03.079 But if I get on a fucking plane and it's. 1591 01:16:03.000 --> 01:16:03.960 A woman pilot. 1592 01:16:05.239 --> 01:16:09.239 And it is a Brittany, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. 1593 01:16:09.319 --> 01:16:12.760 You need to be Susan. I need a real fucking 1594 01:16:12.920 --> 01:16:17.000 adult name. If your name is Finn. If you're like, hi, 1595 01:16:17.199 --> 01:16:19.359 I'm a male pilot and my name is Finn, I'd 1596 01:16:19.359 --> 01:16:22.199 be like, no, no, absolutely, who is your co pilot? 1597 01:16:22.560 --> 01:16:25.359 Is their name something normal? Because that's who I want 1598 01:16:25.359 --> 01:16:27.520 flying this fucking plane. I want a man or a 1599 01:16:27.560 --> 01:16:31.319 woman who was alive in the seventies flying this. I 1600 01:16:31.359 --> 01:16:37.319 want Sully Sullenberger or nothing. So once again, our pilot, 1601 01:16:37.720 --> 01:16:39.119 pussy Galore, he does. 1602 01:16:38.960 --> 01:16:42.119 Say, I must be dreaming. She says that. 1603 01:16:44.680 --> 01:16:46.680 Who I should mention at this moment in the film, 1604 01:16:46.720 --> 01:16:49.119 it's not piloting. The plane they are on is in 1605 01:16:49.199 --> 01:16:52.159 the is in the is out in the general seating 1606 01:16:52.199 --> 01:16:55.319 area with mister Bond. She tells him that she's flying 1607 01:16:55.399 --> 01:16:57.760 him to Goldfingers private estate, where he will be a 1608 01:16:57.800 --> 01:17:02.199 quote unquote guest, also known as a hostage. He tries 1609 01:17:02.239 --> 01:17:05.000 to charm her with his James BONDI and charms, but 1610 01:17:05.079 --> 01:17:07.680 she's like, no, no, no, sir, I am immune to 1611 01:17:07.760 --> 01:17:11.640 your chums, so just put them away. I'm pussy galore. 1612 01:17:12.560 --> 01:17:14.000 I did kind of believe her. She put him in 1613 01:17:14.039 --> 01:17:14.840 his place pretty well. 1614 01:17:14.840 --> 01:17:17.199 I think so too. I like, yes, I agree. She's 1615 01:17:17.439 --> 01:17:19.800 she's a professional pop She's a fucking pilot. 1616 01:17:19.840 --> 01:17:21.199 She is a private pilot. 1617 01:17:21.239 --> 01:17:25.439 Professional Take her seriously. She is a pupa private pilot, 1618 01:17:25.520 --> 01:17:26.720 n a pussy galore. 1619 01:17:26.800 --> 01:17:29.840 All right. As they near their destination, Bond asks to 1620 01:17:29.880 --> 01:17:32.920 freshen up in the bathroom. So there is a there 1621 01:17:32.960 --> 01:17:36.000 is an Asian flight attendant, because of course there is. 1622 01:17:36.359 --> 01:17:38.960 Her name is Miley. She tries to spine him through 1623 01:17:38.960 --> 01:17:41.560 the peepole through this little like hidden people. He keeps 1624 01:17:41.600 --> 01:17:44.439 foiling her while he's in the bathroom, Bond activates the 1625 01:17:44.479 --> 01:17:46.960 mini homing device and hides it inside the heel of 1626 01:17:47.000 --> 01:17:49.319 his shoe. He eventually re emerges in a three piece 1627 01:17:49.399 --> 01:17:52.039 gray suit. And if you are a moose knuckle watcher, 1628 01:17:52.079 --> 01:17:54.680 this is where you are going to get your money's worth. 1629 01:17:54.840 --> 01:17:55.840 Yes, this is where I saw it. 1630 01:17:55.880 --> 01:17:59.680 And I was like, whoa. Yeah, there's repeatedly throughout this 1631 01:17:59.760 --> 01:18:01.720 movie because he's in this suit for a while. 1632 01:18:02.000 --> 01:18:02.720 He's hanging down. 1633 01:18:02.880 --> 01:18:04.159 Yeah, he's hanging down. 1634 01:18:03.640 --> 01:18:06.199 No other way to say, no other way to say it. 1635 01:18:07.840 --> 01:18:10.600 If she is Pussy Galore, he is, he is. 1636 01:18:10.960 --> 01:18:12.399 He is sausage links McGee. 1637 01:18:12.479 --> 01:18:13.439 Yep, yep, yep, yep. 1638 01:18:16.039 --> 01:18:19.439 So he walks out, Pussy is there, and she tells 1639 01:18:19.479 --> 01:18:21.600 him behave or I'll shoot you. And this is in 1640 01:18:21.640 --> 01:18:24.479 a trank gun, it's a real one. And he points out, Oh, Pussy, 1641 01:18:24.560 --> 01:18:27.239 you know more about planes and you about guns. If 1642 01:18:27.279 --> 01:18:29.239 you shoot me here, the bullet will go through me 1643 01:18:29.720 --> 01:18:31.720 and then through the fuselage and they'll both be sucked 1644 01:18:31.720 --> 01:18:34.479 out into outer space. But you know, don't worry about it. 1645 01:18:34.560 --> 01:18:39.039 I prefer more common landing. Excellent. He promises to make 1646 01:18:39.159 --> 01:18:41.319 no trouble when being transferred to Goldfinger. 1647 01:18:41.760 --> 01:18:45.159 Meanwhile, well, while this foreplay in the sky is going on. 1648 01:18:45.239 --> 01:18:47.000 By the way, I want to just clock something very 1649 01:18:47.079 --> 01:18:51.439 very quickly. This film technically passes the Bechdel test. Yeah, 1650 01:18:51.520 --> 01:18:56.039 because Miley and Pussy Galore talk about they are talking 1651 01:18:56.039 --> 01:18:57.600 about a man. They're talking about James Bond, but they're 1652 01:18:57.600 --> 01:18:59.560 talking about him in the context of he is work. 1653 01:19:00.039 --> 01:19:02.359 So they're talking about like how to foil him, how 1654 01:19:02.359 --> 01:19:05.399 to follow him, what to do, like they're talking about 1655 01:19:05.399 --> 01:19:09.399 their jobs. So I'm gonna give this a Bechdel test pass, 1656 01:19:09.880 --> 01:19:12.439 which was unexpected. 1657 01:19:12.520 --> 01:19:16.920 Yeah, this is shocking, shocking, positively shocking, shocker. 1658 01:19:17.720 --> 01:19:20.800 This is the first film, the only film this month 1659 01:19:21.159 --> 01:19:25.920 that passes the Bechdel test. Just go ahead and take 1660 01:19:25.920 --> 01:19:26.640 a nap, right now. 1661 01:19:26.880 --> 01:19:29.199 It's a squeaker, to be clear, the squeaker, but. 1662 01:19:29.199 --> 01:19:30.239 I'm going to give it a pass. 1663 01:19:30.359 --> 01:19:30.560 Yeah. 1664 01:19:30.760 --> 01:19:33.680 So while this is happening, we see Felix reporting to 1665 01:19:33.800 --> 01:19:38.039 em that Bond's homing signal has gone online. EM tells 1666 01:19:38.079 --> 01:19:39.359 him to keep an eye on it, but not to 1667 01:19:39.359 --> 01:19:41.800 blow the operation. Trust Bond. He knows what he's doing. 1668 01:19:41.840 --> 01:19:47.920 He's got everything under control. Yeah, obviously, Pusher Captain Pussy. 1669 01:19:48.319 --> 01:19:51.920 Captain Pussy pulls the plane again. I can't get it 1670 01:19:51.920 --> 01:19:56.239 over it. She's a fucking pilot. It's just not what 1671 01:19:56.319 --> 01:20:02.439 I was expecting. Captain Pussy pulls the plane into a 1672 01:20:02.479 --> 01:20:10.880 hangar marked Pussy Galore's Flying Circus and we learn a 1673 01:20:11.399 --> 01:20:14.479 that Pussy Galore has a flying circus and b it 1674 01:20:14.560 --> 01:20:17.760 is located in the great state of Kentucky. Despite the 1675 01:20:17.800 --> 01:20:20.000 fact that this woman sounds like she just walked off of. 1676 01:20:20.800 --> 01:20:23.640 A fucking a state in Connecticut, a state. 1677 01:20:23.399 --> 01:20:27.279 In Connecticut, She just walked off a lobster boat in Maine, 1678 01:20:27.800 --> 01:20:30.920 but she is actually a Kentuckian with a flying circus. 1679 01:20:31.520 --> 01:20:34.600 Bond sees the other planes in Pussy Galore's flying circus 1680 01:20:34.600 --> 01:20:38.000 fleet and remarks on how impressive those pilots are. There 1681 01:20:38.000 --> 01:20:40.039 are the blue Angels of their day they are doing. 1682 01:20:40.279 --> 01:20:44.920 They're bobbing and weaving through the sky. Yeah, she says, 1683 01:20:44.960 --> 01:20:48.359 of course they're impressive. She trained them all. Pussy Galore 1684 01:20:48.479 --> 01:20:54.319 doesn't miss odd Job is there to take custody of Bond, 1685 01:20:54.560 --> 01:20:58.439 and she's like, goodbye, mister Bond, and Bond wars Pussy 1686 01:20:58.680 --> 01:21:02.079 that odd Job is known to kill women, and she goes, well, 1687 01:21:02.119 --> 01:21:04.960 he's also known to kill men, isn't he? And so 1688 01:21:05.000 --> 01:21:08.000 she understands the stakes, she knows exactly who she's working for. 1689 01:21:08.800 --> 01:21:11.520 She's not dumb dumb, she's also very very strong. They 1690 01:21:11.600 --> 01:21:14.600 drive off the planes land and we see that all 1691 01:21:14.640 --> 01:21:17.800 of her planes are piloted by women who look exactly 1692 01:21:18.079 --> 01:21:19.399 like Honor Black men. 1693 01:21:19.640 --> 01:21:22.239 Bond would not know where to point his deck and 1694 01:21:22.239 --> 01:21:24.479 he would like and also, just to be clear, so 1695 01:21:24.520 --> 01:21:26.600 this flying circus is indeed pussy galore. 1696 01:21:27.199 --> 01:21:33.720 Oh, oh my god, it is excellent, yeah, excellent, honestly, 1697 01:21:33.720 --> 01:21:35.479 And this must be where like Austin Power got the 1698 01:21:35.520 --> 01:21:38.479 ideas for the fembots, like, but they got the idea 1699 01:21:38.479 --> 01:21:40.159 for that in Austin Powers because it is like they 1700 01:21:40.159 --> 01:21:43.920 are fembots. They report that dress rehearsal went like a dream. 1701 01:21:43.960 --> 01:21:47.000 So they're rehearsing for some unknown aerial act. 1702 01:21:47.199 --> 01:21:49.560 All right, So we cut to a large horse farm 1703 01:21:49.640 --> 01:21:53.319 called Auric stud I don't love that. Bond is greeted 1704 01:21:53.319 --> 01:21:56.359 by Goldfinger and promptly locked in a cell in the basement. 1705 01:21:56.760 --> 01:22:00.000 We also see that Felix, that's the American CIA contact 1706 01:22:00.000 --> 01:22:01.800 from the beginning of the movie who reported that the 1707 01:22:01.800 --> 01:22:04.520 homing signal is online. Felix is in the area, but 1708 01:22:04.560 --> 01:22:07.079 he is keeping his distance, as instructed by Am, don't 1709 01:22:07.079 --> 01:22:08.640 mess with Bond. He knows what he's doing. 1710 01:22:08.720 --> 01:22:10.640 This is one of those horse farms in Kentucky that 1711 01:22:10.720 --> 01:22:13.319 also has a dungeon. Yeah, like, just to be clear, 1712 01:22:14.279 --> 01:22:16.760 I didn't want anyone to gloss over that this is 1713 01:22:16.760 --> 01:22:19.800 a horse farm in Kentucky that also has a dungeon. 1714 01:22:20.399 --> 01:22:23.520 Moving on, moving on, Kish that's the other. That's Goldfinger's 1715 01:22:23.600 --> 01:22:26.800 other right hand man tells him that his guests are here. 1716 01:22:27.159 --> 01:22:30.680 We cut to an enormous great room where mob bosses 1717 01:22:30.720 --> 01:22:33.720 from all over the country, most importantly one mister Solo 1718 01:22:34.199 --> 01:22:37.960 await Goldfingers arrival. Hubbub hubbub, PE's and carrots, peas and carrots. 1719 01:22:37.960 --> 01:22:39.319 They're talking, they're talking, they're talking. 1720 01:22:39.479 --> 01:22:42.359 Okay, these mob bosses. Uh, we have to stop again. 1721 01:22:42.840 --> 01:22:46.439 First of all, the movie never outright says, oh, these 1722 01:22:46.439 --> 01:22:48.399 are the five Families or whatever. You get a lot 1723 01:22:48.399 --> 01:22:50.199 of funny lines like what are you trying to pull 1724 01:22:50.239 --> 01:22:53.920 goldfing up? I don't work with anyone from Chicago, and like, 1725 01:22:54.359 --> 01:22:57.159 let's just say, the gold fingers layers suddenly got a 1726 01:22:57.159 --> 01:22:59.680 lot more girlicky smelling, let's put it that way. Well, 1727 01:22:59.680 --> 01:23:02.119 but a little bit, a little bit if they're doing 1728 01:23:02.239 --> 01:23:06.119 like the James Cagney mob Loss from the nineteen thirties movie. 1729 01:23:06.159 --> 01:23:08.800 All of these men are and it is excellent. They're 1730 01:23:08.800 --> 01:23:12.159 also playing like just the dumbest mobsters ever. You do 1731 01:23:12.279 --> 01:23:13.560 not understand what they're there for. 1732 01:23:13.640 --> 01:23:14.319 They're idiots. 1733 01:23:14.479 --> 01:23:17.760 At one point, what point, Goldfinger shows them a map 1734 01:23:18.039 --> 01:23:19.880 and one of them goes, what's that map there? 1735 01:23:20.279 --> 01:23:21.760 Like, just look at it. 1736 01:23:21.359 --> 01:23:22.640 It's a fucking map. 1737 01:23:22.720 --> 01:23:25.960 It's a map. It becomes self explanatory once you realize 1738 01:23:26.000 --> 01:23:26.680 it's a map. 1739 01:23:28.119 --> 01:23:29.840 I didn't got to no fancy school. I don't know 1740 01:23:29.840 --> 01:23:30.640 about no maps. 1741 01:23:30.840 --> 01:23:34.199 So Goldfinger comes in. He announces, I owe all of 1742 01:23:34.239 --> 01:23:36.159 you a million dollars and I can pay you that 1743 01:23:36.279 --> 01:23:39.680 if you want, or tomorrow, I can pay you ten 1744 01:23:39.840 --> 01:23:42.000 times that amount. What what are you talking about? 1745 01:23:42.359 --> 01:23:43.279 Is this a merry go round? 1746 01:23:43.439 --> 01:23:48.039 That's a madness? Goldfinger? He plans on robbing the biggest 1747 01:23:48.079 --> 01:23:52.720 bank in America, Fort Knox. This is met with general 1748 01:23:52.880 --> 01:23:56.239 scoffs and disbelief, but he says, hear me out a 1749 01:23:56.279 --> 01:24:00.239 great deal of unnecessary pomp and circumstance starts happening. The 1750 01:24:00.319 --> 01:24:03.039 important crucial part for us to know is that a 1751 01:24:03.119 --> 01:24:06.600 model of Fort Knox rises up from the ground floor. 1752 01:24:06.920 --> 01:24:09.359 He says, Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the 1753 01:24:09.359 --> 01:24:10.640 bottom of the ocean. 1754 01:24:10.479 --> 01:24:13.640 But when man has not yet perfected Yeah, is crime 1755 01:24:13.840 --> 01:24:18.000 crime crime set in a fully British accent. Yeah, that's 1756 01:24:18.039 --> 01:24:20.720 Goldfinger's whole thing. He's going to perfect crime. 1757 01:24:20.960 --> 01:24:21.159 Yep. 1758 01:24:21.680 --> 01:24:24.239 That's the stakes of this film. That's the stakes we're 1759 01:24:24.279 --> 01:24:24.800 living under. 1760 01:24:25.000 --> 01:24:27.239 He is. If you will forgive me because you will 1761 01:24:27.239 --> 01:24:31.319 not understand about to say the Napoleon of crime. That 1762 01:24:31.439 --> 01:24:33.399 is for all your musical theater kids out there, I 1763 01:24:33.399 --> 01:24:34.600 will not explain it any further. 1764 01:24:34.880 --> 01:24:36.399 I wish you wouldn't. 1765 01:24:36.520 --> 01:24:38.600 Okay. 1766 01:24:40.479 --> 01:24:44.119 We cut down to Bond in his dungeon, who manages 1767 01:24:44.159 --> 01:24:47.279 to tempt his guard into the cell. Okay, okay, okay, 1768 01:24:47.319 --> 01:24:48.399 we gotta talk about this scene. 1769 01:24:48.399 --> 01:24:50.960 We gotta talk about the bde going on in this scene. 1770 01:24:51.039 --> 01:24:55.319 We gotta talk about the flirty smiles. He's flirting, He's flirting, 1771 01:24:55.479 --> 01:24:58.319 he's flirting. Okay, So they have Sean Connery go up 1772 01:24:58.359 --> 01:25:00.520 to the cell the door of the sell where there's 1773 01:25:00.520 --> 01:25:03.119 a little window at the windows, there's a there's a 1774 01:25:03.159 --> 01:25:05.479 guard like one of the one of the Asian men, 1775 01:25:05.720 --> 01:25:08.279 sitting right outside the cell with a gun, like just 1776 01:25:08.319 --> 01:25:10.840 in case mister Bond tries to escape. He waggles his 1777 01:25:10.840 --> 01:25:14.199 eyebrows at him. The guard is unmoved. He smiles that 1778 01:25:14.319 --> 01:25:18.720 thousand watch Sean Connery smile. The guard is not not moved. Yeah, 1779 01:25:18.840 --> 01:25:22.039 he's not not intrigued. He looks intrigued. 1780 01:25:22.279 --> 01:25:22.840 Yeah. 1781 01:25:23.000 --> 01:25:27.640 Then Bond waggles his eyebrows and smiles simultaneously and then 1782 01:25:28.159 --> 01:25:33.520 winks right at him. Now he is peaked, His interest 1783 01:25:33.640 --> 01:25:36.439 is peaked. Paul, is this a gay moment that we're watching? 1784 01:25:36.640 --> 01:25:39.479 Here's what I think through my lens. Now, there's no 1785 01:25:39.520 --> 01:25:41.600 way this is not a gay moment. I think in 1786 01:25:41.720 --> 01:25:47.520 nineteen sixty four it wasn't even considered possible. It is 1787 01:25:47.680 --> 01:25:51.399 him being charming. He's being a man's man. Yeah, yeah, 1788 01:25:51.439 --> 01:25:52.439 And you. 1789 01:25:52.399 --> 01:25:54.720 Know men's men act. They put on their blue rompers 1790 01:25:54.720 --> 01:25:59.760 and wink at each other. That's a real man's man, 1791 01:25:59.840 --> 01:26:00.720 if you know what I mean. 1792 01:26:02.720 --> 01:26:04.760 It's one of the situations where you like that the movie. 1793 01:26:04.960 --> 01:26:07.880 Maybe the movie didn't even think of it. I don't 1794 01:26:07.880 --> 01:26:10.079 think it crossed their minds that this could come across 1795 01:26:10.119 --> 01:26:11.319 as homosexual. 1796 01:26:11.520 --> 01:26:17.520 Uh, as a panji moment, this was super intriguing, So Okay. 1797 01:26:17.720 --> 01:26:22.199 So after he winks, waggles his eyebrows, smile the bagpipe, haha, 1798 01:26:22.239 --> 01:26:25.039 would you care to learn? He gets the guard to 1799 01:26:25.119 --> 01:26:27.840 like get interested and stand up and be like, what 1800 01:26:27.880 --> 01:26:29.359 are we doing here? Are we doing what I think 1801 01:26:29.359 --> 01:26:33.560 we're doing? And then Sean Connery, as he's smiling as 1802 01:26:33.600 --> 01:26:38.560 he's waggling his eyebrows, moves down. I said what I said. Yeah, 1803 01:26:38.600 --> 01:26:40.840 he moves down out of view because he moves out 1804 01:26:40.880 --> 01:26:43.479 of the window of the doors the doorstep. But is 1805 01:26:43.520 --> 01:26:45.840 the implication that he is getting on his knees. Yeah, 1806 01:26:46.239 --> 01:26:48.920 that is the implication. I am now getting on my knees. 1807 01:26:48.920 --> 01:26:50.680 Would you care to open this door and find out 1808 01:26:50.720 --> 01:26:52.960 what I'm going to do on my knees to get 1809 01:26:53.000 --> 01:26:55.479 out of this situation? I said what I said. You 1810 01:26:55.520 --> 01:26:56.680 guys just said what I said. 1811 01:26:56.720 --> 01:26:58.880 If we learned anything from the Americans, we know that 1812 01:26:58.920 --> 01:27:02.000 spies are trained too far anyone that they need to fuck. Yes, 1813 01:27:02.159 --> 01:27:03.880 that's what we get out of the situation. 1814 01:27:04.000 --> 01:27:07.159 Get out of a pickle. The guard opens with your pickle. 1815 01:27:07.399 --> 01:27:09.199 With your pickle, Get out of the pickle with your pickle. 1816 01:27:09.760 --> 01:27:14.319 The guard opens the door because who the fuck wouldn't see? Yeah, 1817 01:27:14.359 --> 01:27:17.159 and in the two seconds that Bond was out of sight, 1818 01:27:17.239 --> 01:27:19.439 he has disappeared. The guard looks around the cell. Where 1819 01:27:19.479 --> 01:27:21.680 the fuck is this guy? He's no longer here. The 1820 01:27:21.720 --> 01:27:25.079 camera slowly pans up and we see them Sean Conry 1821 01:27:25.119 --> 01:27:29.319 is Spider manning on the ceiling of the cell. 1822 01:27:30.680 --> 01:27:32.479 We can't tell you enough how much there is not 1823 01:27:32.760 --> 01:27:35.039 room for him to have gone down, gone to the side, 1824 01:27:35.079 --> 01:27:36.199 and then Spider manned. 1825 01:27:36.079 --> 01:27:38.560 Up the wall like in the amount of time no less. 1826 01:27:38.640 --> 01:27:40.319 Yeah, utterly impossible. 1827 01:27:39.880 --> 01:27:45.560 Utterly impossible, so completely ridiculous, also hilarious, yep. So he 1828 01:27:45.640 --> 01:27:49.039 knocks the guard out and he flees the cell. He 1829 01:27:49.119 --> 01:27:52.359 wanders through the downstairs and eventually manages to get underneath 1830 01:27:52.399 --> 01:27:55.479 the Fort Knox model so that he can watch and 1831 01:27:55.640 --> 01:27:58.960 hear gold Fingers plan as he's as Goldfinger is telling 1832 01:27:59.000 --> 01:28:02.439 the mobster's upstore. The plan is they're going to knock 1833 01:28:02.479 --> 01:28:05.960 out all the soldiers at Fort Knox with Delta nine gas, 1834 01:28:06.319 --> 01:28:09.960 which will cause twenty four hour unconsciousness, and they're gonna 1835 01:28:10.000 --> 01:28:13.920 use Pussy's flying circus. Yeah, okay, don't what don't Black 1836 01:28:13.960 --> 01:28:17.439 Paul is a serious captain. Pussy is a serious pilot. 1837 01:28:18.239 --> 01:28:22.399 What what kind of sex act? Is a Pussy's Flying circus. 1838 01:28:25.399 --> 01:28:26.000 I'm glad you. 1839 01:28:25.960 --> 01:28:29.119 Asked, Paul. I'm assuming it involves ropes. 1840 01:28:29.359 --> 01:28:32.159 Yes, it involves a rope and pulley system. You can 1841 01:28:32.199 --> 01:28:35.640 buy one at all the major sex shop retailers. Actually 1842 01:28:35.720 --> 01:28:36.439 Goop sells one. 1843 01:28:37.359 --> 01:28:39.479 Goop Goop came up with it, up. 1844 01:28:39.439 --> 01:28:44.439 With the pussy flying circuits. There's also a clown involved. 1845 01:28:44.479 --> 01:28:46.800 Of course, it has to be a clown. It's a circus. Yeah, 1846 01:28:46.840 --> 01:28:49.800 there's three rings. You have to jump through the three rings. 1847 01:28:50.760 --> 01:28:51.680 I'll just show you later. 1848 01:28:51.720 --> 01:28:52.000 Okay. 1849 01:28:52.039 --> 01:28:54.600 You know what, if I talk about it, it'll ruin 1850 01:28:54.640 --> 01:28:55.000 it for you. 1851 01:28:55.119 --> 01:28:58.079 We'll just tease you with this. There's a clown Wigmerkin involved. 1852 01:28:58.199 --> 01:29:03.840 Absolutely, There's a hoop of fire that someone has to 1853 01:29:03.880 --> 01:29:10.520 jump through. Yeah, your penis so okay, So Pussy's Flags circuit. 1854 01:29:11.880 --> 01:29:15.399 He's gonna gas everyone and then they will go in 1855 01:29:15.479 --> 01:29:18.880 and rob the place. Bond is writing the plan down 1856 01:29:18.920 --> 01:29:20.880 on a piece of scrap paper that he has. He 1857 01:29:20.920 --> 01:29:23.640 wraps it around his homing device and he puts it 1858 01:29:23.359 --> 01:29:27.000 in his suit pocket. At that moment, Bond is discovered 1859 01:29:27.039 --> 01:29:31.319 by pushing Hello, Pushing Pusy, Hello, Poosy who with the 1860 01:29:31.359 --> 01:29:35.560 aid of some armed guards recaptures Bond. Bond is bad 1861 01:29:35.840 --> 01:29:42.960 at not getting captured. Bond is a professional hostage yep. 1862 01:29:43.199 --> 01:29:46.640 Upstairs again, mister Solo is the lone crime boss who 1863 01:29:46.640 --> 01:29:49.399 has not taken in with gold Fingers plan. There's also 1864 01:29:49.439 --> 01:29:53.359 a really femmy moment for mister Solo this scene where 1865 01:29:53.359 --> 01:29:56.000 he's like, what are you talking about? It really made 1866 01:29:56.039 --> 01:29:59.520 me laugh. He says, you know what, I'm gonna take 1867 01:29:59.560 --> 01:30:03.319 my million and I'm gonna go, and Goldfinger graciously leads 1868 01:30:03.359 --> 01:30:03.720 him out. 1869 01:30:04.119 --> 01:30:05.159 He's like, all right, if you don't want to be 1870 01:30:05.159 --> 01:30:07.439 part of the plan, you don't, no problem. That's fair, 1871 01:30:07.520 --> 01:30:07.880 that's fair. 1872 01:30:07.960 --> 01:30:09.359 I will pay you what I owe you. We can 1873 01:30:09.399 --> 01:30:13.279 do business another time. Once he's gone, kish the other 1874 01:30:13.399 --> 01:30:16.399 the other man servant seals the great room with all 1875 01:30:16.520 --> 01:30:19.800 the crime bosses inside and gases the whole group. They 1876 01:30:19.840 --> 01:30:20.520 all collapse. 1877 01:30:20.800 --> 01:30:25.720 What the fuck? Yeah, was the point of any of this? 1878 01:30:26.079 --> 01:30:28.439 It was so we could learn what the plan was, 1879 01:30:28.520 --> 01:30:29.920 only we're not actually learning the plan. 1880 01:30:30.199 --> 01:30:35.159 This may this I this is so infuriating. Genuinely, What 1881 01:30:35.359 --> 01:30:37.640 is the point of this scene that we just watched 1882 01:30:37.640 --> 01:30:40.640 with the mob bosses? There is none? The answer is 1883 01:30:40.680 --> 01:30:43.239 there isn't the actual point was to get James Bond 1884 01:30:43.239 --> 01:30:45.439 to hear the plan that we heard. Yeah, but I 1885 01:30:45.560 --> 01:30:47.279 mean he could have just told it to one of 1886 01:30:47.319 --> 01:30:50.479 his henchmen and Bond could have overheard it. Like moving on, 1887 01:30:50.600 --> 01:30:51.520 moving on, And it's. 1888 01:30:51.359 --> 01:30:53.399 Going to lead to another tangent because now we have 1889 01:30:53.439 --> 01:30:56.720 to deal with mister Solo. Yes, and truly the most 1890 01:30:56.760 --> 01:30:58.640 egregious tangent of the entire film. 1891 01:30:58.680 --> 01:31:02.159 Oh no, no, no, that golf worse. I will stand 1892 01:31:02.199 --> 01:31:04.800 by that, that line, the golf scene because. 1893 01:31:04.600 --> 01:31:06.920 If there's no moose knuckle in the mister Solo scene. 1894 01:31:06.720 --> 01:31:09.359 Because at least the mister Solo scene involves an insane 1895 01:31:09.439 --> 01:31:13.239 amount of violence and I'm here for that. So outside, 1896 01:31:13.319 --> 01:31:16.920 Goldfinger loads one million dollars worth of gold bars into 1897 01:31:17.000 --> 01:31:19.520 a case and brings it to Solo in his car. 1898 01:31:19.760 --> 01:31:22.399 Pussy walks up with Bond, who for some reason is 1899 01:31:22.399 --> 01:31:23.880 not in his cell. She's like, hey, I just wanted 1900 01:31:23.920 --> 01:31:25.560 to show you what I happened. Like you know, like 1901 01:31:25.560 --> 01:31:28.039 a cat will sometimes like catch a mouse or a 1902 01:31:28.079 --> 01:31:29.800 bird or something and then take it to you and 1903 01:31:29.960 --> 01:31:31.359 put it at your feet and be like look what 1904 01:31:31.359 --> 01:31:31.640 I've done. 1905 01:31:31.720 --> 01:31:32.680 That's why she's called Pussy. 1906 01:31:32.800 --> 01:31:35.800 That's why she's called pussy, Guys, get your fucking heads 1907 01:31:35.800 --> 01:31:38.600 out of the gutter. She's called pussy because she loves 1908 01:31:38.640 --> 01:31:42.079 to bring him treats. So she brings him to Goldfinger 1909 01:31:42.199 --> 01:31:45.039 as like, look what I did. I captured mister Bond, 1910 01:31:45.680 --> 01:31:48.079 and Bond manages to put the homing device with the 1911 01:31:48.119 --> 01:31:52.079 note into Solo's pocket as Solo gets in his car, 1912 01:31:52.439 --> 01:31:55.000 odd Job then gets into driver's seat and drives off 1913 01:31:55.000 --> 01:31:58.520 the Solo. Felix notices Bond's homing device is on the 1914 01:31:58.560 --> 01:32:01.880 move and follows it. Well, Felix is onto mister Solo. 1915 01:32:02.000 --> 01:32:05.399 Yep, what it now happens? Erica? Yeah, is a four 1916 01:32:05.439 --> 01:32:06.800 and a half minute sequence. 1917 01:32:06.920 --> 01:32:09.399 Holy shit, it's four and a half minute. 1918 01:32:09.840 --> 01:32:10.319 I timed it. 1919 01:32:10.319 --> 01:32:12.399 It is four and a half minutes too much time. 1920 01:32:12.439 --> 01:32:16.199 In which, with Felix always on his tail, odd Job 1921 01:32:16.319 --> 01:32:21.439 drives Solo past the airport onto a side street shoots him, which, honestly, Solo, 1922 01:32:21.439 --> 01:32:22.760 I knew you were getting shot. How did you not 1923 01:32:22.760 --> 01:32:24.560 know you're getting shot? I'm not even a criminal. 1924 01:32:24.720 --> 01:32:26.239 Everyone knew he was getting shot. 1925 01:32:26.319 --> 01:32:30.039 Yep. He brings the car to a lot, presumably with 1926 01:32:30.279 --> 01:32:34.880 Solo's body still inside. It's crushed into a little square. 1927 01:32:35.279 --> 01:32:37.800 We don't see entrails popping like a ZiT because this 1928 01:32:37.880 --> 01:32:39.039 was made nineteen sixteen before. 1929 01:32:39.079 --> 01:32:42.239 We have loved that, though I would have loved to 1930 01:32:42.239 --> 01:32:42.920 hear a crunch. 1931 01:32:44.079 --> 01:32:47.920 Then the crushed car is put back into another car 1932 01:32:48.199 --> 01:32:50.760 that odd Job brings back to gold Fingers so they 1933 01:32:50.760 --> 01:32:54.920 can somehow, he says, separate my gold from mister solo. 1934 01:32:55.079 --> 01:32:55.560 Excellent. 1935 01:32:55.840 --> 01:32:59.279 Why didn't odd Jobs simply not remove the gold from 1936 01:32:59.279 --> 01:33:01.000 the car before or it was crushed? 1937 01:33:01.439 --> 01:33:03.560 None of this makes sense except to make a really 1938 01:33:03.600 --> 01:33:07.079 gross joke about this guy's body and bones being crushed 1939 01:33:07.079 --> 01:33:07.720 into the gold. 1940 01:33:07.960 --> 01:33:10.920 Also, is someone at the dump on gold Fingers payroll 1941 01:33:11.079 --> 01:33:13.680 because they're they're crushing a car then placing it back 1942 01:33:13.680 --> 01:33:15.399 into the car of the very suspicious man. 1943 01:33:15.479 --> 01:33:18.279 That's just like, that's just do you mean the giant 1944 01:33:18.399 --> 01:33:20.920 butler dressed like the giant the man dressed like an 1945 01:33:20.960 --> 01:33:24.920 English butler for no reason who doesn't speak Yeah. Also, 1946 01:33:25.000 --> 01:33:27.920 the weight of that car, the crushed car putting in 1947 01:33:28.000 --> 01:33:30.680 putting that in the truck, that is literally putting another 1948 01:33:30.760 --> 01:33:35.439 car into a car. This odd Jobs car wouldn't be 1949 01:33:35.439 --> 01:33:37.439 able to drive out of that lot. It would be 1950 01:33:37.479 --> 01:33:41.359 too heavy. Remember, like mister Rogers. They used to show 1951 01:33:41.439 --> 01:33:44.680 like scenes from a crayon factory and you'd watch like 1952 01:33:44.720 --> 01:33:47.479 how crayons are made. It was really this was giving 1953 01:33:47.520 --> 01:33:49.720 a little bad Like when we were watching a car 1954 01:33:49.800 --> 01:33:52.199 getting compacted over and over again. I know it was 1955 01:33:52.279 --> 01:33:54.880 ridiculously long and stupid. Yeah, but part of me was 1956 01:33:54.880 --> 01:33:57.840 really enjoying watching the compacting process. 1957 01:33:58.079 --> 01:33:59.960 Actually, my note here is I guess it was cool 1958 01:34:00.119 --> 01:34:02.039 watching the car get crushed, right, it was a little 1959 01:34:02.479 --> 01:34:03.079 oh wow. 1960 01:34:03.239 --> 01:34:05.199 I would watch footage of cars getting crushed. 1961 01:34:04.960 --> 01:34:06.960 Because I actually because it looks like they're actually crushing 1962 01:34:07.000 --> 01:34:08.119 a car. They're doing that for real. 1963 01:34:08.520 --> 01:34:10.760 Oh yeah, this looks like one of those mister Rogers 1964 01:34:10.880 --> 01:34:11.479 film clips. 1965 01:34:11.560 --> 01:34:16.119 Yeah. All right, So Felix follows odd Job the whole way. 1966 01:34:16.199 --> 01:34:17.720 He decides, right, I'm just going to go back to 1967 01:34:17.800 --> 01:34:20.760 the farm because there's nothing else to be done. The 1968 01:34:20.800 --> 01:34:24.880 note that Bond wrote is never discovered. The homing device 1969 01:34:24.960 --> 01:34:27.239 just goes offline and has no bearing on the plot. 1970 01:34:27.600 --> 01:34:30.760 Weird, You're right. I thought this was going to come 1971 01:34:30.800 --> 01:34:31.600 back later, but it. 1972 01:34:31.520 --> 01:34:34.239 Actually does not. I thought I thought what was going 1973 01:34:34.279 --> 01:34:36.520 to happen was odd Job was going to throw Felix 1974 01:34:36.760 --> 01:34:40.880 Solo's body, yes out of the car, Felix finds the note, 1975 01:34:41.039 --> 01:34:44.359 and then we go from there. That is not what happens. 1976 01:34:45.079 --> 01:34:47.920 This movie is so dumb. Got this? This got a 1977 01:34:48.000 --> 01:34:50.920 ninety nine percent critical reading in its day. Ninety nine 1978 01:34:50.960 --> 01:34:53.560 percent of critics were like, everything in this plot makes 1979 01:34:53.600 --> 01:34:56.000 one hundred percent of sense. I have no issues with 1980 01:34:56.520 --> 01:35:05.359 this film. Back at the stud farm, Goldfinger and pus, he. 1981 01:35:02.760 --> 01:35:04.640 Don't finger your pussy with gold. 1982 01:35:04.760 --> 01:35:11.359 Gold fanngal, hell fanga you with his gold and fanngal. 1983 01:35:13.439 --> 01:35:16.000 He'll ruin the pH balance of y'all. Pussy. 1984 01:35:21.880 --> 01:35:23.199 I think we've lost the ballady. 1985 01:35:25.119 --> 01:35:29.000 Okay. So they are sitting on the veranda enjoying mint 1986 01:35:29.119 --> 01:35:31.439 julips and delighting in the amount of money they'll be 1987 01:35:31.439 --> 01:35:35.520 receiving from Operation Grand Slam. They're villains. They are villaining. 1988 01:35:36.319 --> 01:35:40.119 Kish arrives to tell them that Felix is very surreptitiously 1989 01:35:40.199 --> 01:35:42.800 hanging on the horse fence with vernoculars. 1990 01:35:42.920 --> 01:35:44.680 He's so out in the open. 1991 01:35:46.920 --> 01:35:50.600 Here's a CIA agent thirty feet away from you, looking 1992 01:35:50.640 --> 01:35:52.600 at you through binocular Should we be worried about that? 1993 01:35:53.079 --> 01:35:57.119 Anyone anyone care? Goldfinger suspects that this might be one 1994 01:35:57.159 --> 01:36:00.399 of Bond's allies, and he summons Bond in the hopes 1995 01:36:00.399 --> 01:36:03.199 of showing Felix that he isn't in any kind of trouble. 1996 01:36:03.399 --> 01:36:06.840 He even asks Pusher to put on something that might 1997 01:36:06.920 --> 01:36:09.479 show Felix how much fun mister Bond is having. She's 1998 01:36:09.520 --> 01:36:11.920 wearing she loves a job, purse, she loves a job. 1999 01:36:12.079 --> 01:36:14.319 She's wearing like crushed velvet jodpurs. 2000 01:36:13.880 --> 01:36:16.840 And could not be more from Maine. You're right, Like, 2001 01:36:16.920 --> 01:36:18.000 she's so northeastern. 2002 01:36:18.119 --> 01:36:21.239 She's so Northeast, she's so patrician. She's wearing like a 2003 01:36:21.279 --> 01:36:24.039 proto wrap dressed top and like joggers. And he's like, 2004 01:36:24.039 --> 01:36:25.880 why don't you go put on a little something sexy 2005 01:36:25.920 --> 01:36:29.920 to entice our guests, And she's like, absolutely What. 2006 01:36:29.840 --> 01:36:31.279 I love about this is that she goes and just 2007 01:36:31.319 --> 01:36:33.119 puts on the same outfit in a different color. 2008 01:36:34.680 --> 01:36:37.039 It's not velvet, it's lemae. I guess that's what makes 2009 01:36:37.039 --> 01:36:39.920 it sexy the second time. You're absolutely right, all right. 2010 01:36:40.000 --> 01:36:44.159 So Bond is brought to Goldfinger and he starts talking 2011 01:36:44.199 --> 01:36:46.359 to him. He's like, look, first of all, Delta nine 2012 01:36:46.399 --> 01:36:49.239 gas is fatal. Doesn't knock people out for twenty four hours, 2013 01:36:49.279 --> 01:36:52.000 It fucking kills them, And b He's like, this is 2014 01:36:52.000 --> 01:36:54.279 a lost cause, you're never gonna pull off your heist 2015 01:36:54.560 --> 01:36:57.319 because the golden Fort Knox simply weighs too much for 2016 01:36:57.399 --> 01:36:59.600 him to remove it quickly enough before like all of 2017 01:36:59.600 --> 01:37:01.600 the arm forces that aren't knocked out by the Knight 2018 01:37:01.640 --> 01:37:05.399 Delta nine gas react. Goldfinger wonders, who said I was 2019 01:37:05.439 --> 01:37:09.079 going to remove the gold? He's had his associate, mister Lang, 2020 01:37:09.279 --> 01:37:10.119 the red Chinese. 2021 01:37:10.279 --> 01:37:12.479 Yeah, this is where you get that little moment. 2022 01:37:12.840 --> 01:37:15.880 Make a dirty bomb that will irradiate the gold, making 2023 01:37:15.920 --> 01:37:20.159 it unusable for over fifty years. Other gold, most importantly his, 2024 01:37:20.640 --> 01:37:23.159 will increase in value ten times with the store at 2025 01:37:23.159 --> 01:37:27.560 Fort Knox no longer viable. Bond can't help but be 2026 01:37:27.680 --> 01:37:32.960 impressed with Goldfinger's dastardly vision, and Goldfinger promises that you'll 2027 01:37:32.960 --> 01:37:35.520 have a chance to see it up close, perhaps too 2028 01:37:35.560 --> 01:37:39.960 close for comfort. What well. At one point, Bond is like, 2029 01:37:40.000 --> 01:37:43.800 you're going to kill sixty thousand people uselessly, and Goldfinger says, 2030 01:37:43.880 --> 01:37:46.600 American motorists kill that many every two years, And you're like, 2031 01:37:47.279 --> 01:37:47.760 it's not. 2032 01:37:47.680 --> 01:37:49.039 The same thing. 2033 01:37:49.880 --> 01:37:52.840 That's not even apples and oranges, that's apples and zebras. 2034 01:37:52.520 --> 01:37:55.640 Like apples and murder you're doing apples and murder here. 2035 01:37:55.960 --> 01:37:58.920 That's not the same thing. Also, seatbelts didn't exist back then. 2036 01:37:58.960 --> 01:38:01.159 Did you know that that's why so many people died 2037 01:38:01.479 --> 01:38:06.239 in car accidents. Pussy returns in a purple outfit. Sexy. 2038 01:38:06.680 --> 01:38:10.399 She takes mister Bond for a walk. Now they're flirting, 2039 01:38:10.439 --> 01:38:12.560 they're having a good time. She is actually not immune 2040 01:38:12.600 --> 01:38:15.920 to his charms. It turns out Felix leaves, he's like, well, 2041 01:38:16.239 --> 01:38:18.039 mister Bond's gonna get his dick wet. 2042 01:38:17.840 --> 01:38:19.359 Yep, so he's gonna see it. 2043 01:38:19.560 --> 01:38:23.760 Bond and Pushy pushing henzy poosy head into a barn 2044 01:38:24.279 --> 01:38:27.039 and Bond tries to appeal to her better nature about 2045 01:38:27.039 --> 01:38:29.960 Operation Grand Slam. She's not interested in his appeals. No, 2046 01:38:30.119 --> 01:38:33.359 she has no conscious She wants the money. He tries 2047 01:38:33.399 --> 01:38:37.239 to like seductively pull her towards him. She uses that 2048 01:38:37.319 --> 01:38:43.159 momentum to judoli him, flip him like across the barn. 2049 01:38:44.039 --> 01:38:45.880 Ah, Now you're asking for this. 2050 01:38:45.880 --> 01:38:48.840 And the two of them start to tussle. She throws him, 2051 01:38:48.880 --> 01:38:51.079 he throws her. They judo chop each other, but in 2052 01:38:51.119 --> 01:38:54.159 a sexy way. No one gets knocked out. They wind 2053 01:38:54.239 --> 01:38:57.039 up like just rolling around in the hay, the literal 2054 01:38:57.239 --> 01:39:00.000 rolling in the hay. They can no longer resist each other. 2055 01:39:00.119 --> 01:39:02.479 She's like, is that She's like, is that an enormous 2056 01:39:02.520 --> 01:39:05.800 penis in your pocket? Or are you carrying a gun? 2057 01:39:06.000 --> 01:39:09.760 Or is it a tremendous penis in your podcet ha ha. 2058 01:39:10.520 --> 01:39:13.479 And Bond let's pussy in on the biggest benefit of 2059 01:39:13.479 --> 01:39:20.800 his double O seven status, his license to drill. Fuck yeah, 2060 01:39:20.840 --> 01:39:22.399 these too go to the bone zone. 2061 01:39:22.520 --> 01:39:27.119 This is an operation grand Slam, all right. From that 2062 01:39:27.279 --> 01:39:30.319 high we cut to the next day. We hit the 2063 01:39:30.359 --> 01:39:33.159 part of the movie where really too much time is 2064 01:39:33.199 --> 01:39:38.960 passing by. Poozies. Flying Circus takes off Spray's Fort Knox, 2065 01:39:39.039 --> 01:39:42.600 the Delta nine gas, everyone on site collapses. It takes 2066 01:39:42.680 --> 01:39:44.159 three full minutes of screen time. 2067 01:39:44.279 --> 01:39:46.399 Okay, while that was happening, here's what I was thinking. 2068 01:39:46.439 --> 01:39:48.560 Because it takes three full minutes of screen time, what 2069 01:39:48.560 --> 01:39:51.039 are the names of the other pilots in the Flying Circus. 2070 01:39:51.159 --> 01:39:54.640 Here's what I came up with. Cuntie McGee, Snatch for Days, 2071 01:39:55.159 --> 01:40:15.439 Cooter Shenanigans, Slice of Slidz, axe Wound Margaret. That's that's 2072 01:40:15.479 --> 01:40:17.560 the beauty of these long sequences. You have time to 2073 01:40:17.600 --> 01:40:18.199 really think. 2074 01:40:18.680 --> 01:40:34.880 Lots of snooch. All right, So all of these soldiers collapse. 2075 01:40:34.920 --> 01:40:37.560 There is one soldier you see him. He's already on 2076 01:40:37.560 --> 01:40:39.359 the ground and he clearly doesn't want to fall, and 2077 01:40:39.399 --> 01:40:41.960 he's just slowly like going down to his knee and 2078 01:40:42.000 --> 01:40:45.000 then like down to his elbow. Very funny. 2079 01:40:45.159 --> 01:40:48.279 There's one in every fucking action sequence in every movie, 2080 01:40:48.479 --> 01:40:51.520 like one extra who's like, my knee hurts, I'm. 2081 01:40:51.000 --> 01:40:55.319 Sorry, I can't do that. We also see that Felix 2082 01:40:55.520 --> 01:40:58.319 is on site. That's the CIA agent, so we think, okay, fine, 2083 01:40:58.359 --> 01:41:00.720 three minutes have gone by. It was it was a 2084 01:41:00.720 --> 01:41:03.399 little boring, but we got to see lots of snooch 2085 01:41:03.560 --> 01:41:07.760 and hooters McGee, nope and aha and uh and snatch 2086 01:41:07.760 --> 01:41:10.359 for days, snatch for days, uh uh gas, all of 2087 01:41:10.359 --> 01:41:14.039 these men Fine, Goldfinger, odd job, Kish and all of 2088 01:41:14.079 --> 01:41:18.439 their men move in. They set about their plan. They 2089 01:41:18.680 --> 01:41:22.399 check the air for any remaining gas. Goldfinger arrives and 2090 01:41:22.439 --> 01:41:26.000 a helicopter piloted by Poozy. They have to they have 2091 01:41:26.079 --> 01:41:28.840 to get through all of the defenses. This goes on 2092 01:41:29.039 --> 01:41:31.239 for another five minutes. 2093 01:41:31.399 --> 01:41:35.920 It is almost ten minutes interminable. 2094 01:41:35.279 --> 01:41:40.479 Of nothing happening. Like I get They have to get 2095 01:41:40.520 --> 01:41:43.479 into the bank, right, you can show them spraying the 2096 01:41:43.520 --> 01:41:46.119 gas in the air, and then you can just cut 2097 01:41:46.119 --> 01:41:48.079 to them arriving and everyone to sleep. 2098 01:41:48.159 --> 01:41:50.199 Let's check it on Tom Cruise, shall we, Yeah, let's 2099 01:41:50.239 --> 01:41:52.600 check it in. We've brought it. We brought in Daniel Craig, 2100 01:41:53.079 --> 01:41:55.560 and we brought in Keanu Reeves from the John Wick 2101 01:41:55.600 --> 01:41:57.640 franchise to take a look at this and just tell 2102 01:41:57.720 --> 01:42:00.239 us what they think in general about the act in 2103 01:42:00.279 --> 01:42:02.760 films of their forefathers. Oh no, they're kicking puppies there. 2104 01:42:03.199 --> 01:42:05.199 Oh no, they're all kicking, but they're taking turns. 2105 01:42:05.359 --> 01:42:07.560 Guys, the puppies fault. Oh they're not interested. 2106 01:42:07.600 --> 01:42:09.920 They're okay, yep, that's fair. You know what I get it. 2107 01:42:09.960 --> 01:42:11.439 Take your aggression out on those puppies. 2108 01:42:11.479 --> 01:42:14.760 Yeah, they're not cute puppies, Guys, don't worried. They're ugly puppies. 2109 01:42:15.520 --> 01:42:19.840 So they set the bomb to explode crucially in three 2110 01:42:19.920 --> 01:42:24.159 minutes and forty five seconds. I'm gonna say that again. 2111 01:42:25.000 --> 01:42:29.159 Three minutes and forty five seconds. That's how long we 2112 01:42:29.279 --> 01:42:31.720 have before the bomb explodes. 2113 01:42:32.159 --> 01:42:35.560 Got it done. As soon as the bomb goes online, 2114 01:42:35.600 --> 01:42:37.960 Felix and everyone else wakes. 2115 01:42:37.720 --> 01:42:39.920 Up Oh my gosh, it's fake out. 2116 01:42:40.560 --> 01:42:43.000 Okay, look, I'm gonna admit I didn't see that one coming. Okay, 2117 01:42:43.000 --> 01:42:44.399 I didn't see that one coming, and I was happy 2118 01:42:44.439 --> 01:42:44.960 when it happened. 2119 01:42:45.000 --> 01:42:47.880 Yeah, because otherwise you've witnessed these women innocently. 2120 01:42:48.159 --> 01:42:50.119 Not innocently, they would have well, I guess not, because 2121 01:42:50.119 --> 01:42:50.800 they would have thought they. 2122 01:42:50.720 --> 01:42:52.880 Were knocking They were knocking them out. They were criminals, 2123 01:42:52.920 --> 01:42:54.680 but did not think they were committing a mass murder. 2124 01:42:54.720 --> 01:42:57.520 Of yes, we would have seen a huge mass murder. 2125 01:42:57.640 --> 01:43:01.159 That's not what happened. So I was pleased. Okay, Why 2126 01:43:01.159 --> 01:43:02.920 did they have to wait for them to prime the 2127 01:43:02.920 --> 01:43:05.119 bomb before moving in. We don't know. 2128 01:43:05.319 --> 01:43:06.880 We don't know, we may never know. 2129 01:43:07.600 --> 01:43:11.520 It doesn't make any sense in any case. Felix calls 2130 01:43:11.560 --> 01:43:14.279 for all the soldiers to head in and apprehend Goldfinger 2131 01:43:14.439 --> 01:43:15.079 and his crew. 2132 01:43:15.439 --> 01:43:18.079 My favorite thing that he says is minimum offensive fire 2133 01:43:18.239 --> 01:43:22.159 until the bomb has been neutralized. Listeners, we cannot possibly 2134 01:43:22.199 --> 01:43:24.800 explain to you how much offensive fire there is before 2135 01:43:24.800 --> 01:43:25.960 the bomb is neutralized. 2136 01:43:26.720 --> 01:43:32.000 Ha ha a oh, I just thought of something. When 2137 01:43:32.039 --> 01:43:34.479 they gassed the town, could we say that they got 2138 01:43:34.479 --> 01:43:35.720 PUSSI they did? 2139 01:43:36.000 --> 01:43:37.760 Hah, you've been poosied. 2140 01:43:37.880 --> 01:43:41.079 You've been pussied. Some pussis are toxic. Yeah, what did 2141 01:43:41.079 --> 01:43:44.560 the gas smell like? You ask? You know what, I'm 2142 01:43:44.560 --> 01:43:45.800 not gonna answer because I'm a lady. 2143 01:43:46.840 --> 01:43:50.720 Goldfinger handcuffs Bond to the dirty bomb and puts him 2144 01:43:50.720 --> 01:43:52.720 on an elevator that lowers so slowly. 2145 01:43:53.000 --> 01:43:55.920 This is the point where everyone started hysterically laughing in 2146 01:43:55.920 --> 01:43:59.039 our group that everyone like, no one said anything. We 2147 01:43:59.199 --> 01:44:02.560 just watched thirty seconds of Sean Connery going down a 2148 01:44:02.640 --> 01:44:06.239 slow elevator and we all lost our fucking minds because 2149 01:44:06.239 --> 01:44:09.159 we have been now been subjected to so many scenes 2150 01:44:09.239 --> 01:44:09.439 like this. 2151 01:44:11.479 --> 01:44:15.600 A Goldfinger leaves he sees the assault beginning. He immediately 2152 01:44:15.720 --> 01:44:18.840 runs and seals the vault, with Kish and odd Job 2153 01:44:18.920 --> 01:44:22.359 still inside with the dirty bomb. He disguises himself as 2154 01:44:22.359 --> 01:44:25.800 an American soldier and starts shooting his own men, including 2155 01:44:25.800 --> 01:44:29.039 mister Ling. He heads out into the fray. He's killing 2156 01:44:29.039 --> 01:44:31.800 indiscriminately to ensure his own escape. We see him running 2157 01:44:31.800 --> 01:44:34.319 towards the helicopter where Poosy is waiting. 2158 01:44:34.479 --> 01:44:37.720 Yes, I mean he's gone mad, He's just a Goldfinger 2159 01:44:37.760 --> 01:44:40.199 has Goldfinger. 2160 01:44:40.000 --> 01:44:41.399 Has left the building. 2161 01:44:41.960 --> 01:44:43.600 He has lost his mind. 2162 01:44:43.359 --> 01:44:46.760 And all of his gold He also pulls out a 2163 01:44:46.760 --> 01:44:49.319 gold gun, which is very interesting because there's a James 2164 01:44:49.399 --> 01:44:52.039 Bond movie called The Man with the Golden Gun which 2165 01:44:52.079 --> 01:44:53.399 does not feature or a goldfinger. 2166 01:44:53.439 --> 01:44:53.960 From what I know. 2167 01:44:54.159 --> 01:44:55.479 Oh interesting, I did not know that. 2168 01:44:55.560 --> 01:44:56.119 I don't know that. 2169 01:44:56.439 --> 01:44:59.960 Meanwhile, in the vault, Kish decides to take the few 2170 01:45:00.279 --> 01:45:03.000 out of the bomb and save himself. Odd Job, not 2171 01:45:03.119 --> 01:45:06.720 seeing the wisdom of this, decides to fight Kish, and 2172 01:45:06.800 --> 01:45:09.159 Kish at one point goes, let's not be heroes. Yeah, 2173 01:45:09.159 --> 01:45:11.960 and I'm like, okay, but are you be heroes? 2174 01:45:12.000 --> 01:45:14.840 What's happening? Like, Let's not be stupid. We don't have 2175 01:45:14.880 --> 01:45:15.319 to die. 2176 01:45:15.359 --> 01:45:18.079 We do not have to die. This is we are caught. 2177 01:45:18.279 --> 01:45:22.640 Let's just get caught and not die today by via 2178 01:45:22.720 --> 01:45:26.439 atomic bomb, which does not sound like a pleasant way 2179 01:45:26.479 --> 01:45:26.840 to die. 2180 01:45:27.000 --> 01:45:27.399 Agreed. 2181 01:45:28.039 --> 01:45:30.039 Odd Job does not care. He is a man on 2182 01:45:30.079 --> 01:45:32.840 a mission. He flings Kish over the side of a 2183 01:45:32.880 --> 01:45:36.720 flight of stairs. Kish falls down. I'm not kidding, maybe 2184 01:45:36.840 --> 01:45:40.399 thirty feet. It dies on impact. It's not far enough. 2185 01:45:40.760 --> 01:45:42.920 It's not far enough for someone to die on impact. 2186 01:45:42.920 --> 01:45:43.920 It doesn't make any sense. 2187 01:45:43.960 --> 01:45:47.760 Stupid or death him or Tilly. Tilly is stupider because 2188 01:45:47.800 --> 01:45:48.760 that's death by hat. 2189 01:45:48.640 --> 01:45:51.079 That's death by hat. But this one, this is close. 2190 01:45:51.359 --> 01:45:53.640 This is close. You know what. I'm gonna cut back 2191 01:45:53.640 --> 01:45:55.920 to our three actors and ask them, hey, guys, hey, 2192 01:45:55.920 --> 01:45:58.319 oh my god, Kendu Reeves is throwing his head against 2193 01:45:58.359 --> 01:46:00.560 the wall. Oh no, oh no, kill Kanu. 2194 01:46:00.680 --> 01:46:02.319 Got your face? Keanu, your face. 2195 01:46:03.119 --> 01:46:05.840 Bond sees this, and he starts to maneuver closer to 2196 01:46:05.880 --> 01:46:08.960 get the handcuff key off of Kish, off of Kish's corpse. 2197 01:46:08.960 --> 01:46:10.039 Say that ten times fast. 2198 01:46:10.079 --> 01:46:12.359 Luckily, the bomb is on wheels. The bomb is. 2199 01:46:13.880 --> 01:46:20.479 We really, there's stupid things. I can't even point the 2200 01:46:20.560 --> 01:46:23.319 ball out, there's too many. The bomb is on wheels. 2201 01:46:28.800 --> 01:46:32.119 Odd Job hurries down and he flings his hat at Bond. 2202 01:46:32.520 --> 01:46:35.079 Bond ducks and manages to get free of the handcuffs. 2203 01:46:35.600 --> 01:46:37.840 The hat cuts through a power cable on the wall, 2204 01:46:38.159 --> 01:46:41.760 which lands in sparks on the floor. Ye okay, so 2205 01:46:41.800 --> 01:46:45.039 now we have live electricity in the action. 2206 01:46:45.199 --> 01:46:47.119 It's also funny because later it will just be fire 2207 01:46:48.399 --> 01:46:51.000 when it's crucially supposed to be electricity. It's fire, But 2208 01:46:51.319 --> 01:46:56.399 who cares? Bond an odd Job scuffle, Bond seemingly unable 2209 01:46:56.439 --> 01:46:58.439 to land any damage on his opponent. Every time he 2210 01:46:58.479 --> 01:47:01.239 punches him. The guy just smiles, silent, no effect, just 2211 01:47:01.439 --> 01:47:02.079 a scuffle. 2212 01:47:02.119 --> 01:47:06.520 We mean, just the dumbest fight choreo. Picture, the dumbest, 2213 01:47:06.600 --> 01:47:09.960 worst middle school fight choreography. Stop, you got it, you 2214 01:47:10.039 --> 01:47:10.479 nailed it. 2215 01:47:10.520 --> 01:47:14.760 Done. The timer on the bomb is ticking ever downward. 2216 01:47:15.119 --> 01:47:18.359 Bond finally has the idea of using odd Job's own 2217 01:47:18.520 --> 01:47:21.279 hat against him. Surely he can't stand up to the 2218 01:47:21.319 --> 01:47:24.880 power of the bowler hat. Ha ha. He throws it and 2219 01:47:24.920 --> 01:47:28.119 it lodges in the bars, protecting the gold the gold 2220 01:47:28.319 --> 01:47:31.920 stash at Fort Knox. Right, odd Job smiles. He goes 2221 01:47:31.960 --> 01:47:36.079 to retrieve his greatest weapon. Bond sees the sparking slash 2222 01:47:36.159 --> 01:47:39.479 on fire cable and shoves it into the metal bars. 2223 01:47:39.920 --> 01:47:43.520 It travels through the bars. Odd Job is holding his hat. 2224 01:47:43.399 --> 01:47:46.680 A felt hat. I mean, there must be something else 2225 01:47:46.720 --> 01:47:48.640 in that hat to make it lethal, But whatever. 2226 01:47:48.439 --> 01:47:52.880 It conducts enough electricity that it electrocutes odd Job, killing him. 2227 01:47:53.279 --> 01:47:55.760 This apparently like seriously burned this actor. 2228 01:47:56.079 --> 01:47:56.960 What really? 2229 01:47:57.159 --> 01:48:02.520 Yeah, I have no idea, but see here, Sakata, you 2230 01:48:02.600 --> 01:48:04.479 want to make it big in Hollywood, You're gonna have 2231 01:48:04.479 --> 01:48:06.359 to take enough electricity to stun a horse. 2232 01:48:06.560 --> 01:48:08.239 Can I have a line at least if I'm gonna 2233 01:48:08.239 --> 01:48:09.560 do No, you're mute? Okay? 2234 01:48:10.119 --> 01:48:10.359 Cool? 2235 01:48:10.920 --> 01:48:14.199 Can I can you actually identify me correctly as a 2236 01:48:14.239 --> 01:48:15.439 Japanese man rather than a. 2237 01:48:15.359 --> 01:48:17.359 Career No one knows the difference. It's nineteen sixty four. 2238 01:48:17.520 --> 01:48:19.039 Okay, thank you so much, sir. 2239 01:48:20.000 --> 01:48:20.960 Thank you for the opportunity. 2240 01:48:20.960 --> 01:48:21.960 Thank you for the opportunity. 2241 01:48:22.079 --> 01:48:22.279 Yep. 2242 01:48:22.520 --> 01:48:24.920 Bond rushes over to the bomb. He tries to get 2243 01:48:24.960 --> 01:48:26.680 the case open so he can diffuse it as a 2244 01:48:26.720 --> 01:48:29.199 firefight makes its way into the vault. Remember, there's like 2245 01:48:29.720 --> 01:48:31.720 a whole fucking thing happening outside. I don't have time 2246 01:48:31.720 --> 01:48:34.960 for this. He only has twenty four seconds left. This 2247 01:48:35.039 --> 01:48:37.239 is a full eight minutes after we initially saw the 2248 01:48:37.239 --> 01:48:39.640 timer starting to count down from three minutes and forty 2249 01:48:39.640 --> 01:48:42.600 five seconds. Paul wants everyone to know he did the work. 2250 01:48:42.760 --> 01:48:45.600 Bond finally gets the case open. He's looking at a 2251 01:48:45.640 --> 01:48:49.920 cartoonish mockup of what they think on atomic bomb. Looks 2252 01:48:49.960 --> 01:48:51.319 like it is dumb. 2253 01:48:51.600 --> 01:48:54.560 It looks like a dumb It looks like a train station, 2254 01:48:54.680 --> 01:48:55.920 a play play train station. 2255 01:48:56.079 --> 01:48:58.760 Looks like an ice cream maker, model train station, a 2256 01:48:58.760 --> 01:49:02.000 model train station, go through an ice cream maker. It's 2257 01:49:02.079 --> 01:49:05.479 like there's wheels, that turn. It doesn't make any fucking sense. 2258 01:49:06.159 --> 01:49:08.560 Bond has no idea how to diffuse the bomb. Then, 2259 01:49:08.640 --> 01:49:11.319 at the last minute, a man we have genuinely never 2260 01:49:11.359 --> 01:49:13.159 seen before in this movie, although I have to say 2261 01:49:13.159 --> 01:49:15.159 he looks so much like Felix that I was like, 2262 01:49:15.199 --> 01:49:18.239 I don't know, I guess that's Felix. Another CIA guy 2263 01:49:18.279 --> 01:49:22.399 who's just like an anonymous white guy shows up and 2264 01:49:23.039 --> 01:49:26.199 appears to hit I'm not joking an off switch. He 2265 01:49:26.279 --> 01:49:29.079 goes around the bomb and he's like, you didn't see 2266 01:49:29.079 --> 01:49:31.119 the switch at the side that said off, and he 2267 01:49:31.159 --> 01:49:34.279 goes click, turning it off, disarming the bomb. 2268 01:49:34.359 --> 01:49:40.159 Yep, Felix appears. He wonders where odd job is. Bond says, 2269 01:49:40.239 --> 01:49:42.920 he blew a fuse, but I'm bump. He asks if 2270 01:49:42.920 --> 01:49:45.680 they got Goldfinger, and Felix admits that they didn't, but 2271 01:49:45.760 --> 01:49:50.239 promises he won't get far. Bond asks after Poosy, and 2272 01:49:50.279 --> 01:49:52.880 Felix tells him that she called the authorities and switched 2273 01:49:52.880 --> 01:49:56.199 the gas and the canisters. Bond says, huh, I must 2274 01:49:56.239 --> 01:50:00.000 have appealed to her maternal instinct. It's no positively, sit, 2275 01:50:00.359 --> 01:50:02.000 it's no work. 2276 01:50:02.079 --> 01:50:04.920 No, I mean, it's winking at the audience, because it's like, like, 2277 01:50:05.239 --> 01:50:08.000 I know that that's I appealed to another instinct altogether. 2278 01:50:08.840 --> 01:50:13.960 It's talking about that Felix brings James to a private 2279 01:50:14.000 --> 01:50:16.439 plane that will be taking him to meet the President 2280 01:50:16.479 --> 01:50:19.359 of the United States. I don't know if anyone's that 2281 01:50:19.399 --> 01:50:24.399 excited to meet LBJ but okay, sure, I had it 2282 01:50:24.439 --> 01:50:26.159 in my head while we were watching the movie that 2283 01:50:26.239 --> 01:50:28.319 this was earlier than nineteen sixty four, and so I 2284 01:50:28.359 --> 01:50:30.600 had Jackie Kennedy in mind, and I thought it would 2285 01:50:30.640 --> 01:50:32.880 be really funny if it was, like I hear the 2286 01:50:32.920 --> 01:50:35.159 first lady really wants to meet me. The idea of 2287 01:50:35.239 --> 01:50:39.000 James Bond fucking Jackie Kennedy made me so happy. Yeah, 2288 01:50:39.000 --> 01:50:41.359 she deserves that, She fucking deserved it. But I know 2289 01:50:41.479 --> 01:50:43.840 it's it's actually Lady Bird Johnson. I don't I don't 2290 01:50:43.840 --> 01:50:46.560 know what her deal is. He gets on board and 2291 01:50:46.720 --> 01:50:51.319 is immediately held at gunpoint by gold Finger, who promises 2292 01:50:51.399 --> 01:50:54.279 him that he will deal with Pussy soon. Right now, 2293 01:50:54.359 --> 01:50:57.399 she's at the controls of the airplane. So ladies and gentlemen, 2294 01:50:57.399 --> 01:51:01.760 this is your captain Pussy Galore. Fly this plane under duress. Yep, 2295 01:51:02.359 --> 01:51:06.600 Goldfinger and Bond struggle the gun goes off, breaking the 2296 01:51:06.640 --> 01:51:10.279 window of the airplane. And remember five hours ago in 2297 01:51:10.319 --> 01:51:13.720 this movie when when Bond was warning Pussy that like, 2298 01:51:13.880 --> 01:51:16.199 should something go through the fuselage of the airplane, they 2299 01:51:16.239 --> 01:51:18.159 will be sucked out into outer space. And you're like, 2300 01:51:18.159 --> 01:51:20.600 that's not a real thing, that's not gonna happen. The 2301 01:51:20.600 --> 01:51:23.000 movie wrote the check and then fucking cash it. 2302 01:51:23.079 --> 01:51:27.600 The also don't fly on Boeing Boeing. 2303 01:51:29.880 --> 01:51:34.279 The window breaks, the cabin pressure drops, Bond has to 2304 01:51:34.359 --> 01:51:36.920 hang on for dear life as they're all almost getting 2305 01:51:36.960 --> 01:51:41.479 sucked out of the plane. Goldfinger, a man twice the 2306 01:51:41.520 --> 01:51:45.039 size of the of the circumference of the window that 2307 01:51:45.159 --> 01:51:49.199 was shot out, gets sucked out into outer space and dies. 2308 01:51:49.399 --> 01:51:49.600 Yep. 2309 01:51:50.119 --> 01:51:52.840 Paul lost his mind, you guys when this happened last 2310 01:51:52.880 --> 01:51:55.279 night when we were watching the movie. He could not 2311 01:51:55.800 --> 01:52:00.520 stop laughing because it is so cartoonishly stupid. 2312 01:52:01.039 --> 01:52:04.439 He's simply the man simply wouldn't fit through the window. 2313 01:52:05.399 --> 01:52:06.239 He would not fit. 2314 01:52:07.239 --> 01:52:09.199 Simply, not how it would work. 2315 01:52:09.319 --> 01:52:11.680 We all thought was gonna happen, was he was gonna 2316 01:52:11.680 --> 01:52:14.279 plug up the whole in his body with his torso 2317 01:52:14.640 --> 01:52:17.479 and they would land the plane with Goldfinger half in 2318 01:52:17.640 --> 01:52:18.359 and half out of. 2319 01:52:18.279 --> 01:52:24.520 The po and the airplane window. Ask to the wind 2320 01:52:25.960 --> 01:52:30.199 pants just blown off, ass out, that's what. 2321 01:52:30.079 --> 01:52:32.680 We all thought was going to happen. That's not what happens. 2322 01:52:33.520 --> 01:52:36.840 Holy shit. Bond manages to make his way to the 2323 01:52:36.840 --> 01:52:39.399 cockpit where Pussy is now struggling to regain control of 2324 01:52:39.399 --> 01:52:42.439 this fucking plane because all the cabin pressure's gone. He 2325 01:52:42.640 --> 01:52:44.119 tries to help, it's of no use. 2326 01:52:44.399 --> 01:52:47.880 So we cut to Felix that he and others are 2327 01:52:47.920 --> 01:52:50.840 watching on the radar as the plane plummets towards the 2328 01:52:50.840 --> 01:52:54.720 ground at forty feet. This plane is in free fall. 2329 01:52:54.840 --> 01:52:56.640 We see it visually, forty feet. 2330 01:52:56.760 --> 01:53:00.319 They are forty feet above impact. We see another dot 2331 01:53:00.359 --> 01:53:05.279 appear right, So obviously Poosy and Bond have ejected. Yes, sure, 2332 01:53:05.520 --> 01:53:08.920 the plane crashes into a large body of water, large 2333 01:53:09.000 --> 01:53:11.520 enough that you don't see shore. It's just water. 2334 01:53:11.640 --> 01:53:15.119 It's the ocean, presumably. Yeah, they are flying famously from 2335 01:53:15.239 --> 01:53:17.159 Kentucky to Washington, d C. 2336 01:53:17.439 --> 01:53:18.279 Yeah, there are. 2337 01:53:18.159 --> 01:53:21.239 No bodies of water unless that is I don't even 2338 01:53:21.239 --> 01:53:23.359 know if the Mississippi River is between those two places. 2339 01:53:23.760 --> 01:53:24.079 It is not. 2340 01:53:24.199 --> 01:53:25.279 I'm shit at geography. 2341 01:53:25.399 --> 01:53:25.720 It is not. 2342 01:53:25.960 --> 01:53:27.279 It does not make any sense. 2343 01:53:27.880 --> 01:53:31.399 Then we see Felix soaring over some forested terrain in 2344 01:53:31.439 --> 01:53:35.520 a helicopter. We pan down, we see Poosy trying to 2345 01:53:35.560 --> 01:53:38.680 wave for help, before Bond pulls her back down and says, 2346 01:53:39.439 --> 01:53:45.119 I've got a license to fill Poosy. He doesn't say that. 2347 01:53:45.199 --> 01:53:47.600 I wish he did. I really wish he did. He doesn't. 2348 01:53:47.640 --> 01:53:49.680 That was that was me. That was me, I said that. 2349 01:53:50.479 --> 01:53:54.119 Bond says, this is no time to be rescued. He 2350 01:53:54.199 --> 01:53:57.359 pulls the parachute over them, and they they they use 2351 01:53:57.439 --> 01:53:58.079 that license. 2352 01:53:58.319 --> 01:54:00.680 They use the license to drill, to fill, to kill, 2353 01:54:00.800 --> 01:54:02.359 to thrill. 2354 01:54:02.760 --> 01:54:08.000 Yeah, there you go. Yeah, end of film. 2355 01:54:08.279 --> 01:54:12.880 End of Classic American cinema. Yeah, British cinema. 2356 01:54:12.520 --> 01:54:14.039 British cinem I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna 2357 01:54:14.039 --> 01:54:16.239 tell you right now. I'm not offering a palate cleanser. 2358 01:54:16.520 --> 01:54:20.960 Absolutely not. No, no, no, I mean, I don't care. 2359 01:54:21.239 --> 01:54:24.239 My palate cleanser is imagining Tom Cruise watching this. 2360 01:54:24.199 --> 01:54:28.199 Movie and furiously like punching children. 2361 01:54:28.399 --> 01:54:31.760 Yeah. Actually Tom Cruise wants to do those stupid stunts. 2362 01:54:31.800 --> 01:54:36.000 Daniel Craig forcing Daniel Craig to watch this movie. 2363 01:54:37.159 --> 01:54:39.159 All right, stick around, We will be right back with 2364 01:54:39.199 --> 01:54:53.399 our random observations and final rankings for gold Finger. And 2365 01:54:53.520 --> 01:54:57.640 we're back Erica. What final titbits do you have? Titspits 2366 01:54:57.960 --> 01:55:02.000 do you have to tell us about gold Finger? 2367 01:55:03.680 --> 01:55:06.239 They do a thing in this movie where every time 2368 01:55:06.319 --> 01:55:09.479 they have Sean Connery doing a quote unquote stunt. Uh, 2369 01:55:10.239 --> 01:55:11.840 I cannot tell you enough how these are not real 2370 01:55:11.840 --> 01:55:14.800 stunts like they when they have him like like throwing 2371 01:55:14.840 --> 01:55:18.199 someone over his shoulder, or like punching a man or 2372 01:55:18.319 --> 01:55:21.239 using a woman as a human shield, they speed up 2373 01:55:21.239 --> 01:55:23.600 the film two time. Yeah, I love that make it 2374 01:55:23.720 --> 01:55:26.399 look more impressive than it actually is, but. 2375 01:55:26.319 --> 01:55:27.520 It just makes it look inhuman. 2376 01:55:27.600 --> 01:55:28.880 It just looks so dumb. 2377 01:55:29.279 --> 01:55:32.359 Yeah. Yeah, there's one point where he throws Poozy and 2378 01:55:32.399 --> 01:55:35.239 she like she just goes too fast through the air, Like, yeah, 2379 01:55:35.319 --> 01:55:36.960 it's like she got launched from a trebaget. 2380 01:55:38.960 --> 01:55:40.560 She was catapulted through that bar. 2381 01:55:42.880 --> 01:55:45.319 We did miss one moment of it was a different time. 2382 01:55:45.800 --> 01:55:48.359 It was a different time, and which one It takes 2383 01:55:48.359 --> 01:55:51.359 place with Dink In the very beginning, Felix comes up. 2384 01:55:51.760 --> 01:55:55.159 He's like, Felix, this is DINKDNK, this is Felix. Felix, like, 2385 01:55:55.199 --> 01:55:56.960 I have talked to you, and he says Shay, goodbye 2386 01:55:57.000 --> 01:55:59.479 to Felix. Man talk, and then he slaps around the 2387 01:55:59.560 --> 01:56:00.680 asses he walks away. 2388 01:56:00.760 --> 01:56:03.439 That's right, I forgot. I forgot. I think my brain 2389 01:56:03.560 --> 01:56:06.199 was still processing the name Dink. Yeah, and I missed 2390 01:56:06.199 --> 01:56:06.640 that party. 2391 01:56:06.640 --> 01:56:08.800 Shit. Yeah, look there's a lot coming at you. 2392 01:56:08.920 --> 01:56:10.600 We did not make enough hay out of Dink. 2393 01:56:10.760 --> 01:56:11.880 Dink, Dink. 2394 01:56:12.000 --> 01:56:13.479 Yeah, there was a woman named Dink. 2395 01:56:13.720 --> 01:56:15.600 He was planning on making hay out of dink, but 2396 01:56:15.680 --> 01:56:16.880 he got distracted by Jill. 2397 01:56:17.119 --> 01:56:20.600 Yeah, yep, yep, yep. Men talk, fuck off, Bond. 2398 01:56:20.880 --> 01:56:22.159 I only have one more. I left a lot in 2399 01:56:22.199 --> 01:56:25.800 the field on this one. But the this moment he 2400 01:56:25.840 --> 01:56:28.840 goes down, he sees q Q was leading him through 2401 01:56:28.920 --> 01:56:32.600 like the I guess research and development area that he runs. 2402 01:56:32.640 --> 01:56:34.359 Oh, yes, I know exactly what you're talking about. 2403 01:56:35.359 --> 01:56:37.760 They passed one where they like, the two guys are 2404 01:56:37.760 --> 01:56:39.680 in a sealed room and they have a parking meter, 2405 01:56:39.760 --> 01:56:41.640 and like all of a sudden, gas starts exploding out 2406 01:56:41.640 --> 01:56:43.079 of the parking meet. I'm like, I know what that is. 2407 01:56:43.800 --> 01:56:47.720 Then they pass without comment. Basically, a man standing in 2408 01:56:47.760 --> 01:56:49.720 a trench coat, he's kind of like clenching, like he's 2409 01:56:49.760 --> 01:56:53.560 bracing for something. A man not even ten feet away 2410 01:56:53.560 --> 01:56:57.760 from him, opens fire on him with an oozy yeah, yep, yep. 2411 01:56:58.000 --> 01:57:00.600 Holes are blown in the coat. The man is fine. 2412 01:57:01.079 --> 01:57:04.000 He opens it. He reveals he's wearing a bulletproof vest, 2413 01:57:04.279 --> 01:57:07.439 at which point Q says, it's not perfected yet. 2414 01:57:09.159 --> 01:57:11.079 Why would you try it? Why would you put why 2415 01:57:11.079 --> 01:57:12.439 would you do a human trial? 2416 01:57:12.560 --> 01:57:18.159 Why are you testing it on people? I guess we 2417 01:57:18.239 --> 01:57:20.800 can be lucky that man wasn't blown into a fine 2418 01:57:20.960 --> 01:57:24.239 mist by the by the dozens of rounds that were 2419 01:57:24.239 --> 01:57:27.039 emptied into his bulletproof best at point blank rain from 2420 01:57:27.079 --> 01:57:28.359 a machine. 2421 01:57:27.920 --> 01:57:30.680 Gun is that the intern is that what they have 2422 01:57:30.720 --> 01:57:31.319 the interview. 2423 01:57:31.840 --> 01:57:34.520 If you survive your internship, your month long internship at 2424 01:57:34.600 --> 01:57:37.159 R and D, you can get into the double O program. Ah. 2425 01:57:38.600 --> 01:57:40.479 I only have one word too, because really we did 2426 01:57:40.600 --> 01:57:41.560 leave a lot on the field. 2427 01:57:41.760 --> 01:57:41.960 Yeah. 2428 01:57:42.560 --> 01:57:45.279 The line when Felix is watching Bond towards the end 2429 01:57:45.279 --> 01:57:47.520 of the film through the binoculars and they see Pussy 2430 01:57:47.600 --> 01:57:50.840 leading him into the barn, right, the line just to 2431 01:57:50.960 --> 01:57:53.119 like put a hat on a hat. Someone goes where 2432 01:57:53.199 --> 01:57:56.840 is Bond headed? And Felix goes, ten will get you one. 2433 01:57:56.880 --> 01:58:00.159 It's a drink or a dame yeah, excellent. That's just good, right. 2434 01:58:00.159 --> 01:58:02.399 It's good writing. Yeah, yeah, absolutely so good. 2435 01:58:02.520 --> 01:58:05.000 Okay, Paul, how are we going to rank? 2436 01:58:05.439 --> 01:58:05.479 Go? 2437 01:58:06.039 --> 01:58:07.279 Like, you know what, I can't sing anymore. 2438 01:58:08.159 --> 01:58:09.000 I'm done saying done. 2439 01:58:09.159 --> 01:58:10.000 How are you gonna rank. 2440 01:58:09.920 --> 01:58:14.680 Golden one to ten deaths by bowler hat? Oh? 2441 01:58:14.720 --> 01:58:16.199 So many deaths by bowler hat? 2442 01:58:16.279 --> 01:58:18.199 I mean, actually, when you think about odd job had 2443 01:58:18.199 --> 01:58:21.000 a death by bowler hat? Yeah? Yeah, is that irony? 2444 01:58:21.039 --> 01:58:22.479 I've never been able to define it, but I think 2445 01:58:22.479 --> 01:58:23.039 that's irony. 2446 01:58:23.279 --> 01:58:24.239 That's the irony right there. 2447 01:58:24.319 --> 01:58:24.520 Yeah. 2448 01:58:24.600 --> 01:58:28.760 How about one to ten pussy galorees, flying circuses manned 2449 01:58:28.800 --> 01:58:30.079 by tons of. 2450 01:58:30.119 --> 01:58:35.119 Muff, man by man by Fanny Abundance. 2451 01:58:35.840 --> 01:58:39.920 Also a drag queen name. Such an excellent drag queen name, 2452 01:58:40.840 --> 01:58:43.199 Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to this stage. Fanny Abundance. 2453 01:58:43.399 --> 01:58:45.760 How from the House of Abundance, a famous actual house. 2454 01:58:45.880 --> 01:58:52.319 Yes, pooter a plenty, plenty of pooter plenty, poona. 2455 01:58:52.000 --> 01:58:54.640 Plenty, cornicopia, beaver. 2456 01:59:00.760 --> 01:59:02.039 Scads of men. 2457 01:59:03.720 --> 01:59:04.159 Of men. 2458 01:59:04.560 --> 01:59:09.359 She's English, she's right. Ah. 2459 01:59:09.479 --> 01:59:12.800 How about one to ten baby blue terry cloth rompers 2460 01:59:13.560 --> 01:59:16.600 that evoke the height of masculinity. 2461 01:59:16.119 --> 01:59:18.560 So masculine all our fathers again, I just need to 2462 01:59:18.560 --> 01:59:21.079 point out thought this was the most masculine character ever 2463 01:59:21.119 --> 01:59:23.319 on film. Yeah, I think we should do this one 2464 01:59:23.880 --> 01:59:27.520 baby blue terry cloth ass booty rompers. 2465 01:59:27.600 --> 01:59:30.479 Yeah, do you want to go first? 2466 01:59:30.920 --> 01:59:31.239 Sure? 2467 01:59:31.439 --> 01:59:32.640 Okay, all right, I've got it. 2468 01:59:32.800 --> 01:59:34.039 I don't know, I don't. 2469 01:59:33.840 --> 01:59:36.199 Know, I don't know. I'm kind of glad you said 2470 01:59:36.199 --> 01:59:37.079 you were going to go first. 2471 01:59:37.760 --> 01:59:40.960 Okay. A lot of Asian henchmen that are just not explained, 2472 01:59:41.680 --> 01:59:45.000 just not explained. The irony is there's a lot of 2473 01:59:45.039 --> 01:59:47.399 diversity in the film because of it, and there's a 2474 01:59:47.439 --> 01:59:50.880 lot of like roles for Asian people as a result. 2475 01:59:51.640 --> 01:59:55.119 But they're all like wordless, quiet henchmen who don't say 2476 01:59:55.119 --> 01:59:56.039 anything except. 2477 01:59:55.800 --> 01:59:58.239 For mister Ling and Miley. They both have like a 2478 01:59:58.279 --> 01:59:59.000 handful of lines. 2479 01:59:59.119 --> 02:00:02.439 Yeah and Miley, and like they're in the most Like 2480 02:00:02.560 --> 02:00:05.359 Miley is exactly dressedic how you think Miley is going 2481 02:00:05.359 --> 02:00:08.000 to be dressed as like a flight attendant on his 2482 02:00:08.159 --> 02:00:10.439 like Asian dream private plane. 2483 02:00:11.039 --> 02:00:13.800 I would say too, although odd job is mute and 2484 02:00:13.800 --> 02:00:16.239 that's annoying, says how many lines? I actually think the 2485 02:00:16.279 --> 02:00:20.199 actor like he has a kind of great face and 2486 02:00:20.319 --> 02:00:24.479 he utilized like like I don't not notice him as 2487 02:00:24.520 --> 02:00:26.960 a character because he's not speaking, he takes up space 2488 02:00:27.159 --> 02:00:29.279 in the film. Yeah, and I'm not just trying to 2489 02:00:29.279 --> 02:00:30.680 cover for the film because I thought it was funny, 2490 02:00:30.680 --> 02:00:32.960 Like I think it's you can have a good wordless performance, 2491 02:00:32.960 --> 02:00:34.399 and I think this is a good wordless performance. 2492 02:00:34.479 --> 02:00:37.720 Yes, it's hop notch henchmen, I have to say. I 2493 02:00:37.760 --> 02:00:40.039 and again, I don't have the historical context. I do 2494 02:00:40.199 --> 02:00:43.680 not understand if the outfits they're wearing are offensive or not. 2495 02:00:43.960 --> 02:00:45.920 I'm gonna air on the side of probably they are. 2496 02:00:45.960 --> 02:00:47.720 I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. 2497 02:00:47.880 --> 02:00:49.039 I was with you, I was like, I have no 2498 02:00:49.119 --> 02:00:51.840 idea why they're all in this uniform. Why would they 2499 02:00:51.920 --> 02:00:56.079 not be in Western clothing if they're in Kentucky or 2500 02:00:56.720 --> 02:00:58.680 or Geneva, Geneva. 2501 02:00:58.359 --> 02:01:02.479 Or something, yeah, or England. And so there's that. I mean, 2502 02:01:02.520 --> 02:01:04.960 I was joking that it passes the Bechdel test, but honestly, like, 2503 02:01:05.079 --> 02:01:08.199 let's get real, like this is the most misogynist thing ever. 2504 02:01:08.279 --> 02:01:12.520 It's so misogynist, it's so misogynistic that it's funny, and 2505 02:01:12.520 --> 02:01:13.880 that it almost circles. 2506 02:01:13.520 --> 02:01:14.840 Back around it's a roadhouse. 2507 02:01:15.000 --> 02:01:17.560 It almost circles back around to being empowering because it's 2508 02:01:17.560 --> 02:01:21.720 like almost a parody of misogyny. Yeah, and Pussy Galore, 2509 02:01:22.159 --> 02:01:24.680 despite the fact that her name is Pussy Galore, is 2510 02:01:24.680 --> 02:01:25.800 a really great character. 2511 02:01:25.960 --> 02:01:26.520 She owns it. 2512 02:01:26.640 --> 02:01:27.600 She fucking owns it. 2513 02:01:27.760 --> 02:01:30.199 I think I always assumed her name was like Elizabeth 2514 02:01:30.439 --> 02:01:33.439 and like, but people call me pussy. But now her 2515 02:01:33.520 --> 02:01:36.880 name it appears her parents named her pussy. 2516 02:01:37.000 --> 02:01:41.600 Pussy Galore is this pilot's name, and she has a profession, 2517 02:01:42.000 --> 02:01:44.720 and it's not gangsters mall, which is one hundred percent 2518 02:01:44.720 --> 02:01:47.039 when I thought it was going to be. I mean, 2519 02:01:47.119 --> 02:01:49.199 Tillie Masterson's also a really interesting character. 2520 02:01:49.319 --> 02:01:51.039 Yeah, I wish they had more with her. 2521 02:01:51.600 --> 02:01:53.840 She like reaches her untimely demise. 2522 02:01:54.000 --> 02:01:54.159 Yeah. 2523 02:01:54.319 --> 02:01:57.600 Yeah, it's misogynistic as fuck. But honestly, it's so misogynistic 2524 02:01:57.640 --> 02:01:59.520 that I don't find it even that offensive because it's 2525 02:01:59.479 --> 02:02:02.039 all it is, like exactly, it's roadhousing. It is a 2526 02:02:02.079 --> 02:02:06.640 parody of itself. It's fun, it's very fun. It's meant 2527 02:02:06.720 --> 02:02:08.720 to be it's not meant to be taken seriously. It's 2528 02:02:08.760 --> 02:02:11.600 all very winky winky at you. Yeah, I am going 2529 02:02:11.640 --> 02:02:15.000 to give this film. I have so much enjoyment watching it. 2530 02:02:15.000 --> 02:02:16.600 It doesn't age well in any way though, I'm trying 2531 02:02:16.600 --> 02:02:18.239 to think of what I could even give it, Like, well. 2532 02:02:18.119 --> 02:02:24.199 That game moment kind of aged into being good. Yeah, 2533 02:02:24.199 --> 02:02:26.119 because I don't think it's how it was intended. But 2534 02:02:26.159 --> 02:02:27.560 now we just watch it, we're like, oh my god, 2535 02:02:27.560 --> 02:02:29.439 Bond is flirting with that card. That's really funny. 2536 02:02:29.520 --> 02:02:31.840 Bon bond is you know bond is verse when we. 2537 02:02:31.720 --> 02:02:36.000 Say we are, we are covering this movie's ass in ways. 2538 02:02:36.000 --> 02:02:37.039 It does not deserve for it. 2539 02:02:37.199 --> 02:02:40.880 It doesn't. It really really doesn't. Okay, like, let's get real, 2540 02:02:40.960 --> 02:02:42.920 does it age well, no, no, no, no it doesn't. 2541 02:02:43.000 --> 02:02:44.960 Let's give it a one. I'm gonna give it a one. 2542 02:02:45.119 --> 02:02:46.720 Monster, I'll give it a one. 2543 02:02:46.800 --> 02:02:51.439 I'm giving it an eight one aging poorly. No, pussy 2544 02:02:51.439 --> 02:02:53.840 Glore is a good character. I'm gonna give it a three. 2545 02:02:54.079 --> 02:02:54.880 Okay, that's fair. 2546 02:02:55.159 --> 02:02:57.560 Let's add points for pussy as one should. 2547 02:02:57.399 --> 02:02:58.279 As you always show. 2548 02:02:58.359 --> 02:03:00.319 So yeah, I'm gonna give it a three out of ten. 2549 02:03:01.000 --> 02:03:04.479 Baby Blue terry Cloth rompers. It is so enjoyable, it 2550 02:03:04.560 --> 02:03:07.640 is so entertaining. It is a little slow, and there are, 2551 02:03:07.720 --> 02:03:11.439 as we talked about, interminable scenes. So I would highly 2552 02:03:11.520 --> 02:03:15.439 recommend gathering friends watching this at the revival house. If 2553 02:03:15.439 --> 02:03:17.800 they played off the screen, making sure you are with 2554 02:03:17.960 --> 02:03:20.560 other people, that you have a martini shaken, not stirred 2555 02:03:20.560 --> 02:03:22.880 to watch this with you have you have popcorn to 2556 02:03:22.960 --> 02:03:25.760 watch this. This is the ultimate popcorn movie. 2557 02:03:25.920 --> 02:03:28.800 Agreed. It was so fun watching with other people last night. Yeah, 2558 02:03:29.399 --> 02:03:31.319 people have similar sensitive humor, and. 2559 02:03:31.279 --> 02:03:33.039 A bunch of us hadn't seen it before, so it 2560 02:03:33.079 --> 02:03:35.560 was a bunch of people encountering that is so funny 2561 02:03:35.560 --> 02:03:38.000 because again Paul had seen it already because he's watched 2562 02:03:38.000 --> 02:03:40.680 it for the recap, and he he was giggling at 2563 02:03:40.680 --> 02:03:45.199 things before they happened. And at one point you were 2564 02:03:45.239 --> 02:03:47.000 out of the room, I can't remember what point, and 2565 02:03:47.000 --> 02:03:48.600 you ran back in. You're like, I need to see 2566 02:03:48.600 --> 02:03:49.600 everyone's reacting. 2567 02:03:49.319 --> 02:03:51.920 For what's about the hep it was terry cloth baby 2568 02:03:51.960 --> 02:03:52.479 blue rompers. 2569 02:03:52.920 --> 02:03:58.319 Yeah, so yeah, I mean it's it is super enjoyable, 2570 02:03:58.319 --> 02:03:58.960 how about you, Paul? 2571 02:03:59.479 --> 02:04:01.960 Yeah, excactly. It is specifically meant to be a male 2572 02:04:02.039 --> 02:04:06.720 fantasy from nineteen sixty four. It ages like fish like 2573 02:04:08.159 --> 02:04:11.880 does not age well, you guys, it's so fun and 2574 02:04:12.159 --> 02:04:17.000 it's so stupid, like and I would say that even 2575 02:04:17.000 --> 02:04:19.359 in nineteen sixty four, they are not taking it seriously. 2576 02:04:19.800 --> 02:04:24.560 It is. It is not presented as reality by the filmmakers. 2577 02:04:24.680 --> 02:04:26.640 It is meant to be a male fantasy. It is. 2578 02:04:26.960 --> 02:04:29.600 It's essentially like soft core porn without the porn part, 2579 02:04:29.720 --> 02:04:32.119 Like like that's what James Bond is at this point 2580 02:04:32.159 --> 02:04:34.920 in history. Yeah, he gets all the women. All the 2581 02:04:34.960 --> 02:04:37.720 women love him. He can walk into a woman's room 2582 02:04:37.800 --> 02:04:39.640 and she just turns around and just, oh my god, 2583 02:04:39.800 --> 02:04:42.560 drops your pants. Yeah, like basement flooded. Let's do this 2584 02:04:42.600 --> 02:04:44.760 thing right, Like it's a penthouse letter. 2585 02:04:44.880 --> 02:04:47.760 He has cartoonishly bad at his job, and everyone says 2586 02:04:47.760 --> 02:04:49.079 he's the greatest Bible time. 2587 02:04:50.960 --> 02:04:53.880 I don't think it's offensive because it's so silly, but 2588 02:04:54.000 --> 02:04:57.119 it doesn't age well, Like there are things that, like 2589 02:04:58.359 --> 02:05:02.039 a perhaps harder core feminist would be like, no, I 2590 02:05:02.039 --> 02:05:05.079 don't find this funny, and that is fair. I'm going 2591 02:05:05.119 --> 02:05:06.680 to agree with you. I'm going to say three. I 2592 02:05:06.720 --> 02:05:10.279 think it deserves a three. But exactly what Erica said, 2593 02:05:10.359 --> 02:05:13.960 get some friends, get martiniz or the drink of your 2594 02:05:14.039 --> 02:05:16.640 choice or the mind altering substance of your choice, and 2595 02:05:16.680 --> 02:05:19.319 watch this movie like at midnight, showing like a rocky 2596 02:05:19.319 --> 02:05:22.560 horror yeah kind of thing you'll have a great time. 2597 02:05:22.920 --> 02:05:24.760 As soon as they hit the golf course, just fast 2598 02:05:24.800 --> 02:05:27.239 forward to the moose Knuckle and keep fast forwarding and 2599 02:05:27.279 --> 02:05:30.600 when Pussy Glor's flying circus starts spraying, just fast forward 2600 02:05:30.680 --> 02:05:34.279 eight minutes you will miss I promise nothing. 2601 02:05:34.039 --> 02:05:37.359 Nothing at all. I have a question for you before 2602 02:05:37.359 --> 02:05:39.319 we wrap up for today, because I actually I meant 2603 02:05:39.319 --> 02:05:41.800 to ask this earlier and I forgot. Do you think 2604 02:05:41.880 --> 02:05:45.520 that Sean Connery is the hottest of the Bonds. Oh, 2605 02:05:45.600 --> 02:05:48.319 we have, like, just to remind everyone, we have Connery, 2606 02:05:48.640 --> 02:05:50.920 I believe. We have a guy named George Lazerbi, who 2607 02:05:50.920 --> 02:05:53.800 I have to admit I've never even I looked up 2608 02:05:53.880 --> 02:05:54.680 who the Bonds were. 2609 02:05:55.000 --> 02:05:55.800 I just look it up. 2610 02:05:56.239 --> 02:05:58.840 We have Roger Moore, who is actually the most Bond 2611 02:05:59.239 --> 02:06:01.039 He's done the most Bond films of anyone else. 2612 02:06:01.119 --> 02:06:01.640 Roger Moore. 2613 02:06:02.039 --> 02:06:05.760 We have Timothy Dalton. We have Pierce Brosnan, and then 2614 02:06:05.920 --> 02:06:09.840 Daniel Craig and then an unnamed future Bond possibly I 2615 02:06:09.840 --> 02:06:11.640 don't know. I think they're going with Henry Golding. Maybe 2616 02:06:11.680 --> 02:06:12.640 I don't know who they're looking for. 2617 02:06:12.920 --> 02:06:15.439 Are you looking at Oh, well, they don't know, because 2618 02:06:15.479 --> 02:06:17.800 the head of Amazon Studio has just lost her job 2619 02:06:17.840 --> 02:06:20.680 over this. That's like literally this week over this. Because 2620 02:06:20.720 --> 02:06:22.960 they acquired Bond all these years ago, they haven't gotten 2621 02:06:22.960 --> 02:06:25.600 a movie made because it's all this, it's all this 2622 02:06:25.680 --> 02:06:28.239 red tape bullshit suit stuff. They haven't named a Bond 2623 02:06:28.279 --> 02:06:30.600 because Amazon's been shitting the bed trying to get a 2624 02:06:30.640 --> 02:06:31.119 movie made. 2625 02:06:31.399 --> 02:06:33.359 That's absurd. It's absurd maker a woman. 2626 02:06:34.000 --> 02:06:37.680 They're not going to come on. Okay, if you're gonna 2627 02:06:37.720 --> 02:06:39.199 say fucking stupid things. 2628 02:06:40.479 --> 02:06:44.119 You know what, man talk, move away. And also I 2629 02:06:44.159 --> 02:06:45.960 have to be I have to be all honest about 2630 02:06:45.960 --> 02:06:48.520 something here. I've only seen photos of these men. I 2631 02:06:48.560 --> 02:06:51.239 haven't seen a single Bond film from most of these guys. 2632 02:06:51.279 --> 02:06:53.840 The only ones I've seen prior to, like Sean Connery's 2633 02:06:54.199 --> 02:06:58.000 to this one was Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig. 2634 02:06:59.119 --> 02:07:01.479 I think he's up the Sean Connery is really hot 2635 02:07:01.520 --> 02:07:03.479 in this movie. But there is something about stars in 2636 02:07:03.520 --> 02:07:06.720 this era that I think they're gonna smell like cigarettes 2637 02:07:06.720 --> 02:07:08.600 and whiskey all the time. Yeah, like it. 2638 02:07:08.840 --> 02:07:11.239 So it's feature not a book. 2639 02:07:11.439 --> 02:07:14.119 And it's also it's also like we have been trained 2640 02:07:14.159 --> 02:07:17.039 to believe these men should look like gods. And he 2641 02:07:17.079 --> 02:07:20.920 looks like a normal fit man, which is how it 2642 02:07:20.960 --> 02:07:21.319 should be. 2643 02:07:22.239 --> 02:07:25.119 Sick apple Bottom, though, I have to say, I have 2644 02:07:25.159 --> 02:07:25.760 to say. 2645 02:07:26.800 --> 02:07:28.960 But we're talking like just facially, just let's just. 2646 02:07:28.920 --> 02:07:31.760 Do face, just because otherwise Daniel Craigan will walk. It's 2647 02:07:31.760 --> 02:07:32.319 not even close. 2648 02:07:32.640 --> 02:07:35.000 I think it might be Roger Moore. 2649 02:07:36.680 --> 02:07:38.600 You think Roger Moore has the prettiest face of all 2650 02:07:38.600 --> 02:07:39.079 the bonds. 2651 02:07:39.439 --> 02:07:42.119 Yes, I'm seeing piercing blue eyes. 2652 02:07:42.479 --> 02:07:44.560 I was not expecting that answer, A. 2653 02:07:44.760 --> 02:07:48.319 Just just face because Pierce Browsman's almost like he looks 2654 02:07:48.359 --> 02:07:50.840 like a picture. Mm hmm. I feel like Roger Moore's 2655 02:07:50.840 --> 02:07:51.439 a little character. 2656 02:07:52.000 --> 02:07:54.680 Oh, I feel okay, okay, okay, but. 2657 02:07:54.720 --> 02:07:56.520 I'm not sold yet. This is off the top of 2658 02:07:56.600 --> 02:07:56.960 my head. 2659 02:07:57.079 --> 02:08:00.560 I'm gonna zagzig u zig too, because I actually thought 2660 02:08:00.600 --> 02:08:02.720 you were gonna say Daniel Craig or Chris Brosnan one 2661 02:08:02.760 --> 02:08:04.880 of our bonds, but you are also so hot for 2662 02:08:05.359 --> 02:08:07.399 Sean Connery. Last night we were watching this movie that 2663 02:08:07.479 --> 02:08:10.159 I thought maybe Conrie was gonna swoop it in a 2664 02:08:10.560 --> 02:08:13.920 I think Conrie is just is the third hottest bond. Okay, 2665 02:08:14.279 --> 02:08:16.760 I'm gonna go and this is people are gonna be 2666 02:08:17.000 --> 02:08:18.960 People are gonna be like, what did she just say? 2667 02:08:19.159 --> 02:08:24.119 Timothy Dalton so fucking hot? Okay, I love Timothy Dalton. Okay, 2668 02:08:24.119 --> 02:08:27.000 Timothy Dalton hottest Bond. I said what I said, But 2669 02:08:27.079 --> 02:08:27.399 are you. 2670 02:08:27.359 --> 02:08:30.279 Are you adding in personality? Are you adding in rakishness? 2671 02:08:30.600 --> 02:08:34.039 Yes? Okay, because that's the that is the whole basis 2672 02:08:34.079 --> 02:08:37.119 of which Bond is based on the I love that smile, 2673 02:08:37.279 --> 02:08:40.439 that Timothy Dalton smile. It's so hot. I'm gonna go. 2674 02:08:40.600 --> 02:08:43.760 I'm gonna go Pierce Brosnan just based on prettiness. He's 2675 02:08:43.880 --> 02:08:45.760 very pretty. And then I'm gonna go Sean Connery. 2676 02:08:45.840 --> 02:08:48.319 Yeah, I mean I think facially Daniel Craig, who is, 2677 02:08:49.159 --> 02:08:50.920 to be clear, light years better looking than I am. 2678 02:08:51.079 --> 02:08:55.119 It's probably the least like like handsome handsome. He looks 2679 02:08:55.159 --> 02:08:57.439 like a like like a gangster in a in a 2680 02:08:57.520 --> 02:08:58.439 in a Guy Richie movie. 2681 02:08:58.479 --> 02:09:00.760 Yeah he has got he's got a mug, he's got character. 2682 02:09:00.800 --> 02:09:01.000 Face. 2683 02:09:01.039 --> 02:09:04.199 He's physically the hand the best of them all. But yes, 2684 02:09:04.199 --> 02:09:04.800 but face. 2685 02:09:04.920 --> 02:09:08.319 We will all remember his tiny little boy shorts walking 2686 02:09:08.359 --> 02:09:09.199 out of that rush. 2687 02:09:09.359 --> 02:09:10.960 Do you know I never saw that that one that 2688 02:09:11.159 --> 02:09:11.920 was worth. 2689 02:09:11.680 --> 02:09:16.159 It, worth it for that moment alone. Okay, so let 2690 02:09:16.239 --> 02:09:17.560 us know who you think the hottest bond is. 2691 02:09:17.560 --> 02:09:19.000 We should do a bond bracket, a. 2692 02:09:19.000 --> 02:09:21.159 Bond bracket maybe maybe we'll get some voting going. 2693 02:09:21.439 --> 02:09:23.600 And also I have to give George Lazimbia a shot. 2694 02:09:23.640 --> 02:09:23.920 I don't know. 2695 02:09:23.960 --> 02:09:26.079 Maybe we have to look at George last. I genuinely 2696 02:09:26.119 --> 02:09:29.680 don't know what he looks like. He maybe he's gorgeous. Okay, 2697 02:09:30.079 --> 02:09:31.399 that's the end of the show because I'm not offering 2698 02:09:31.399 --> 02:09:34.000 your palate cleanser. Are you suck? No? No, no, no 2699 02:09:34.600 --> 02:09:37.000 go listen to Shirley Bassie. If you want a palate cleanser, 2700 02:09:37.119 --> 02:09:41.439 just listen to Shirley Bassie. Everyone listening can please if 2701 02:09:41.439 --> 02:09:43.960 they would be so kind, follow us on social media. 2702 02:09:44.000 --> 02:09:45.520 We are on Blue Sky, We're on Threads. We are 2703 02:09:45.560 --> 02:09:48.960 on Instagram. Instagram is where we post the monthly themes 2704 02:09:49.000 --> 02:09:51.840 and we accept request on them. We have tea public shop. 2705 02:09:52.000 --> 02:09:53.640 We would love it if you leave a five star. 2706 02:09:53.760 --> 02:09:56.720 You ont Apple podcast or any podcasting platform that you use. 2707 02:09:56.840 --> 02:10:01.399 Do we need a baby blue terry cloth romper on 2708 02:10:01.479 --> 02:10:04.000 a T shirt? On a T shirt? Maybe just just 2709 02:10:04.319 --> 02:10:05.319 the actual look. 2710 02:10:05.439 --> 02:10:07.039 Maybe we sell baby blue rompers. 2711 02:10:07.159 --> 02:10:10.720 Look, I am serious. We get enough sign ups on Patreon. 2712 02:10:10.960 --> 02:10:12.680 I think I said five before, let's up it to ten. 2713 02:10:12.880 --> 02:10:15.600 Ten signups on Patreon. I will do my level best 2714 02:10:16.000 --> 02:10:16.920 to find that rapper. 2715 02:10:17.359 --> 02:10:19.960 I will make one. It'll take a while, but I'll 2716 02:10:19.960 --> 02:10:20.239 do it. 2717 02:10:21.119 --> 02:10:23.920 Uh leave a five star of you on Apple Podcasts 2718 02:10:23.960 --> 02:10:26.640 or any podcasting platform that you use, just like Sam 2719 02:10:26.680 --> 02:10:29.000 eighty eight miles per hours and cookies for breakfast two 2720 02:10:29.039 --> 02:10:31.159 two two two from the top of this episode. Let 2721 02:10:31.239 --> 02:10:32.600 us know you did it. We'll send you a tope 2722 02:10:32.600 --> 02:10:34.119 bag and if you don't know how to do it, 2723 02:10:34.159 --> 02:10:35.520 you can go to the show notes and you'll find 2724 02:10:35.560 --> 02:10:37.560 a link to rate this podcast dot com slash that 2725 02:10:37.640 --> 02:10:39.760 age Well, which we'll tell you how. 2726 02:10:40.279 --> 02:10:44.840 That aged Well is produced and edited by Paul Pushykola, 2727 02:10:45.159 --> 02:10:52.199 Oh Big Polly, Big Polly, Paul Haggish Precaola. We would 2728 02:10:52.279 --> 02:10:55.079 like to thank everyone who requested any of the Bond 2729 02:10:55.119 --> 02:10:57.960 films this month. There were so many, specifically Marcus for 2730 02:10:58.039 --> 02:11:01.600 bringing up Goldfinger Yeah, and our for voting for Goldfinger. 2731 02:11:01.840 --> 02:11:04.800 There was one very impassioned plea for of you to 2732 02:11:04.880 --> 02:11:06.359 a kill which made me want to watch it. 2733 02:11:06.359 --> 02:11:06.920 It did so. 2734 02:11:07.000 --> 02:11:09.319 I don't remember exactly who requested that one, but you 2735 02:11:09.359 --> 02:11:11.520 were seen. I just want you to know. Thank you 2736 02:11:11.560 --> 02:11:13.479 all for reaching out letting us know what you want 2737 02:11:13.479 --> 02:11:15.479 to hear. If you want to have a say in 2738 02:11:15.520 --> 02:11:18.600 the topics we discuss, you can join our Patreon. Every 2739 02:11:18.600 --> 02:11:21.680 patron gets to vote in this exclusive monthly poll to 2740 02:11:21.760 --> 02:11:24.359 determine one of our subjects. Head on over to patreon 2741 02:11:24.399 --> 02:11:27.279 dot com slash That Aged Well podcast to find out more. 2742 02:11:27.920 --> 02:11:29.439 Some of those tears come with thank you. We don't 2743 02:11:29.479 --> 02:11:31.239 have a thank you today. We don't have a visit 2744 02:11:31.239 --> 02:11:34.520 from double ow Panties. Oh no, no, if only we 2745 02:11:34.560 --> 02:11:36.279 had had a chance to do the voice earlier in 2746 02:11:36.319 --> 02:11:39.800 the episode A but yes, Erica, do you have any 2747 02:11:39.880 --> 02:11:41.760 final thoughts on Goldfinger? 2748 02:11:42.359 --> 02:11:46.520 Gold Finger? We're gonna blow out my voice? 2749 02:11:46.560 --> 02:11:47.960 Why are than a mile? 2750 02:11:51.079 --> 02:11:57.239 He's got a gold paint. It's a schlog, a schlong 2751 02:11:57.439 --> 02:12:00.279 made of solid gold. 2752 02:12:07.840 --> 02:12:09.520 He loves only per se. 2753 02:12:10.199 --> 02:12:13.359 He'll put gold in your possess. 2754 02:12:15.800 --> 02:12:16.760 Oh I'm gone.