WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.120 --> 00:00:04.480 All right, we are back a couple of days before Christmas. 2 00:00:04.559 --> 00:00:07.480 I got a perfect opportunity for you, Shady race here 3 00:00:07.480 --> 00:00:11.320 at Oxmore Shopping Center. Stop on buy uh, and we've 4 00:00:11.320 --> 00:00:13.039 got a deal for you. It's by one, get one 5 00:00:13.039 --> 00:00:13.720 free basically. 6 00:00:13.880 --> 00:00:15.839 Yeah. Well it's by we'll get one yeah, buy. 7 00:00:15.720 --> 00:00:17.719 One, get one free, yah yeah. And then after you 8 00:00:17.719 --> 00:00:20.719 spend a certain amount of money ten dollars to start 9 00:00:20.760 --> 00:00:23.120 grabbing out the at their grab Grab Grab. 10 00:00:23.480 --> 00:00:26.879 It's a mystery box's men or women, and it's marked 11 00:00:26.879 --> 00:00:28.000 down to ten dollars. 12 00:00:28.719 --> 00:00:30.600 That's unlimited by as many. 13 00:00:30.679 --> 00:00:33.280 And one of the staff of four that watches my 14 00:00:33.320 --> 00:00:34.399 dog Lemmy on vacation. 15 00:00:34.479 --> 00:00:36.560 Yes, I just walked in. I still owe her payment. 16 00:00:36.799 --> 00:00:39.399 Yes, so I say, you know what, just go ahead 17 00:00:39.439 --> 00:00:41.640 and start shopping Shady. 18 00:00:41.399 --> 00:00:45.200 Ravage even his dog. It's it's twenty four hour. 19 00:00:46.799 --> 00:00:49.439 Here's the thing. It's just it's not Limmy's fault. It's 20 00:00:49.439 --> 00:00:49.920 my fault. 21 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:52.600 Because if I don't know somebody's at my house with 22 00:00:52.640 --> 00:00:55.000 my dog twenty four hours, then I'm a mess. 23 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:56.039 And I can't I get that. 24 00:00:56.280 --> 00:00:58.880 All right, Gus is with us today. Gus, how are you, sir? 25 00:00:59.119 --> 00:01:00.280 I'm wonderful. How about you all. 26 00:01:00.320 --> 00:01:02.600 Oh my gosh, that's the most handsome sounding man I've 27 00:01:02.600 --> 00:01:03.000 ever heard of. 28 00:01:03.039 --> 00:01:06.640 My wife. He sounds extra smart. 29 00:01:07.719 --> 00:01:10.519 I know you were watching that game last night, six 30 00:01:10.680 --> 00:01:13.799 thirty U off L Pittsburgh. Louis lost to them two 31 00:01:13.840 --> 00:01:15.719 times this year. They only had a couple of losses. 32 00:01:15.719 --> 00:01:19.719 On the season final, it was my wife is a 33 00:01:19.799 --> 00:01:22.040 UFL grad, so she had her gear on and she 34 00:01:22.239 --> 00:01:26.560 was screaming and yelling. I forgot. I'm not sure that. 35 00:01:26.599 --> 00:01:29.040 How odd that your wife was screaming and yelling. So 36 00:01:29.079 --> 00:01:30.359 she had a changing. 37 00:01:30.079 --> 00:01:37.159 Character, right, So so she's I can't say sweet, so, 38 00:01:38.120 --> 00:01:40.719 but I think that if we caught the one of 39 00:01:40.760 --> 00:01:44.000 those balls in the face, the where the spike or 40 00:01:44.040 --> 00:01:46.319 the you know, those things are going in about fifty 41 00:01:46.359 --> 00:01:47.640 sixty seventy miles an hour. 42 00:01:47.680 --> 00:01:48.319 It's crazy. 43 00:01:48.439 --> 00:01:51.280 I've seen a girl get hit by those before. Yeah, 44 00:01:51.599 --> 00:01:54.519 and I'm like, I'm out, I'm done. After that, they 45 00:01:54.560 --> 00:01:56.000 just get right back up and go. You know, I 46 00:01:56.120 --> 00:01:57.680 just have a little dirt on it. We're ready to go. 47 00:01:59.519 --> 00:02:01.640 Well, I will tell you this. I in the Beer 48 00:02:01.719 --> 00:02:04.599 League at the Catholic League, it's the adult Volleyball league. 49 00:02:04.680 --> 00:02:07.680 It's it's it's you know, it's just parents in their 50 00:02:07.719 --> 00:02:10.759 middle ages. Well, one of the girls, one of the moms, 51 00:02:10.759 --> 00:02:13.719 played at u of L, so she would not hold back. 52 00:02:14.039 --> 00:02:15.800 So the damn thing would come in at one hundred 53 00:02:15.800 --> 00:02:17.479 miles an hour, and we go, okay, we're not playing 54 00:02:17.479 --> 00:02:18.319 that team anymore. 55 00:02:18.520 --> 00:02:18.879 I can't. 56 00:02:18.919 --> 00:02:20.719 I can't return this with a beer in my hand. 57 00:02:22.039 --> 00:02:23.840 Well that does cause a problem yet. 58 00:02:24.080 --> 00:02:27.719 Yeah, in the Catholic Church, the bartender is our parish priest. Right, 59 00:02:28.039 --> 00:02:28.800 it's fantastic. 60 00:02:29.120 --> 00:02:32.639 That's what I like about the followshism. Well one other things. 61 00:02:33.039 --> 00:02:35.000 Well, and I love it because Father Shane will just 62 00:02:35.000 --> 00:02:37.319 push the tip jar a little bit closer, going really 63 00:02:37.360 --> 00:02:38.919 don't want to tip? Is that what you want to do? 64 00:02:38.919 --> 00:02:39.639 You don't want to tip? 65 00:02:39.719 --> 00:02:40.039 All right? 66 00:02:40.960 --> 00:02:44.439 We mentioned, we mentioned the Shady Rays is the perfect 67 00:02:44.520 --> 00:02:46.960 the perfect gift, and right now if you come by 68 00:02:47.039 --> 00:02:50.479 today only by two, get fifty percent off after spend 69 00:02:50.520 --> 00:02:53.599 fifty dollars ten dollars mystery boxes on a limited pair there. 70 00:02:53.919 --> 00:02:56.280 But what if that's the perfect gift Christmas gift? 71 00:02:56.439 --> 00:03:00.159 But what if you get a bad Christmas gift. I'm 72 00:03:00.159 --> 00:03:02.159 glad I put stump upon this story because. 73 00:03:01.919 --> 00:03:04.759 I thought it was just mething I picked for my 74 00:03:04.800 --> 00:03:05.560 mother every year. 75 00:03:05.680 --> 00:03:07.479 Absolutely, that's what I'm talking at. 76 00:03:07.479 --> 00:03:11.159 That's exactly what I'm talking about. Over the last three years, 77 00:03:11.159 --> 00:03:14.280 the average person has gotten at least two gifts that 78 00:03:14.360 --> 00:03:14.879 they don't like. 79 00:03:14.960 --> 00:03:15.840 This is from a survey. 80 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:20.439 Okay, so this is involving resting gift face. 81 00:03:22.280 --> 00:03:26.360 Fantastic. Great, they're not even selling it. You're not even 82 00:03:26.439 --> 00:03:28.000 selling No, oh, thank you. 83 00:03:28.639 --> 00:03:31.719 I need so how to tell, how to tell if 84 00:03:31.759 --> 00:03:35.120 you've given somebody gift I'm not happy with. Here's here's 85 00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:39.400 some tells about the resting gift face. If they avoid 86 00:03:39.439 --> 00:03:42.520 eye contact, that's the biggest sign. Every time I've given 87 00:03:42.520 --> 00:03:44.639 you a birthday present, you just look down at you 88 00:03:44.680 --> 00:03:47.000 say hey, thank you. That's you know, you know what 89 00:03:47.039 --> 00:03:49.919 I mean? And I say and I'll say something like 90 00:03:50.240 --> 00:03:52.360 I don't think you're grasping it. It's a football and 91 00:03:52.479 --> 00:03:54.840 a phone, and I try to explain it. You still 92 00:03:54.840 --> 00:03:57.560 look down. So if they don't make eye can contact 93 00:03:57.599 --> 00:04:01.919 with you, that's the first biggest sign, followed by the 94 00:04:02.039 --> 00:04:08.400 big fake smile. Ah, it's a uh. 95 00:04:08.439 --> 00:04:12.520 But most people the other person like you hate it? No, no, 96 00:04:12.800 --> 00:04:13.439 you hate it? 97 00:04:13.560 --> 00:04:18.319 Okay, number three and there you go, changing the tone 98 00:04:18.360 --> 00:04:18.920 of your voice. 99 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:22.639 Yes, he goes, oh, my c you gosh. 100 00:04:23.279 --> 00:04:25.399 Uh, you know, because I'll say, hey, it's a stick, 101 00:04:25.560 --> 00:04:27.160 but it's not just a stick. It's a stick from 102 00:04:27.199 --> 00:04:29.680 the Battlefield of seventeen thirty two. 103 00:04:29.839 --> 00:04:31.959 You mean you mean like when Gus is yelling at 104 00:04:31.959 --> 00:04:33.920 it's the tone of his voice changes a little bit. 105 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:36.079 I'm trying. I'm going through therapy over that. 106 00:04:36.360 --> 00:04:41.240 Yeah, that's right, I'm in this smooth dulcet toy tones 107 00:04:41.600 --> 00:04:43.439 is a little bit different in that situation. 108 00:04:44.639 --> 00:04:48.680 Okay, So the top response is that you should give 109 00:04:48.839 --> 00:04:52.120 when someone gives you a gift this holiday season and 110 00:04:52.199 --> 00:04:54.360 you don't like it, what's the best way to respond? 111 00:04:55.000 --> 00:04:57.120 Here's the one here, here's what they say. These are 112 00:04:57.120 --> 00:05:00.000 the top five responses. Uh. 113 00:05:00.120 --> 00:05:02.399 Number one is you just say thank you for thinking 114 00:05:02.439 --> 00:05:06.519 of me. And now, now, if you're at your family's 115 00:05:06.560 --> 00:05:08.519 Christmas and they say one of these things, it's gonna 116 00:05:08.519 --> 00:05:09.399 be in back of your mind. 117 00:05:09.399 --> 00:05:10.920 Wait a minute, I'm sorry. 118 00:05:11.079 --> 00:05:12.800 You got to be pretty much of a dunce if 119 00:05:12.839 --> 00:05:14.639 you can't figure out if the person likes the president 120 00:05:14.680 --> 00:05:17.360 or not, there's no faking it. There's no one. You 121 00:05:17.439 --> 00:05:20.160 and I are You and I are fantastic liars. So 122 00:05:20.240 --> 00:05:22.199 we can get through it, right, so we could get 123 00:05:22.199 --> 00:05:24.120 it to where we will make them believe we like 124 00:05:24.199 --> 00:05:26.959 the president. Right sure, yeah, yeah yeah. 125 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:29.519 Here's the best response is if you dislike the gift, 126 00:05:30.040 --> 00:05:33.959 thank you for thinking of me. I love it. I 127 00:05:34.040 --> 00:05:37.439 really appreciate this. You shouldn't have I don't know how 128 00:05:37.480 --> 00:05:40.279 many times I've said you shouldn't have, but I really mean, man, 129 00:05:40.319 --> 00:05:42.439 I wish you wouldn't have done this. What am I 130 00:05:42.439 --> 00:05:44.720 gonna do with this? And then the last one is 131 00:05:44.759 --> 00:05:46.199 what a thoughtful president. 132 00:05:46.079 --> 00:05:48.800 If with you. A bad gift to Dwight is having 133 00:05:48.839 --> 00:05:51.759 something that he would have to participate in, Oh my god, right, 134 00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:55.079 Like if you gave him like the you know, making 135 00:05:55.160 --> 00:05:57.519 Clay Potts in a class or something, he would just 136 00:05:57.519 --> 00:05:59.680 be like, why would you give me this? Or hiking 137 00:05:59.759 --> 00:06:02.240 like a like a new hiking boots to go hiking. 138 00:06:02.360 --> 00:06:04.160 He would just be like, why would you give me these? 139 00:06:05.319 --> 00:06:09.240 Well, the latest TikTok stupidity trends coming around the corner. 140 00:06:09.319 --> 00:06:11.319 Here's what this one is. There's a fear that you 141 00:06:11.319 --> 00:06:14.600 can catch chlamydia at the gym from using gym equipment. 142 00:06:15.759 --> 00:06:19.120 Started it started last year, but now it's gaining steam 143 00:06:19.199 --> 00:06:23.680 on TikTok videos people spraying down gym equipment with abundance 144 00:06:23.720 --> 00:06:28.160 of caution to avoid catching chlamydia from gym equipment, which, 145 00:06:28.399 --> 00:06:31.480 by the way, is a sexually transmitted disease only, so 146 00:06:31.560 --> 00:06:34.680 it's impossible. I wonder if you think that this got 147 00:06:34.720 --> 00:06:39.040 started by a girl, try and explain away how she 148 00:06:39.399 --> 00:06:42.279 I'm I'm sure now I got this on the roll. 149 00:06:42.399 --> 00:06:44.000 It's gotta be the rolling machine. 150 00:06:44.079 --> 00:06:46.600 Yeah, and the guy buys it like guy, he's telling 151 00:06:46.600 --> 00:06:49.399 his friends, y out, she got it from a gym. Stay, well, 152 00:06:49.720 --> 00:06:52.480 she just stay away from the gym, Stay away from 153 00:06:52.519 --> 00:06:55.319 the Yeah. My wife, Cindy, she got that from the Jim. 154 00:06:55.399 --> 00:06:57.240 Well, you get on the lat machine right now, Yeah, 155 00:06:57.399 --> 00:06:58.240 spray down with this. 156 00:06:58.319 --> 00:07:00.759 Well, here's the thing we've all become because at the 157 00:07:00.800 --> 00:07:04.240 gym every ten feet there's a gigantic box box of 158 00:07:04.319 --> 00:07:07.319 those little wipe things down. So you what, everyone wipes 159 00:07:07.360 --> 00:07:10.040 the machines down after they use them. Plus you have 160 00:07:10.319 --> 00:07:12.560 what you you wipe them down. You wipe the sheet 161 00:07:12.560 --> 00:07:13.240 down after every use. 162 00:07:13.319 --> 00:07:14.480 When did they start this practice? 163 00:07:14.920 --> 00:07:16.920 You haven't been in a gym since nineteen seventy eight, 164 00:07:17.000 --> 00:07:19.600 so and that was just things have changed. 165 00:07:19.639 --> 00:07:21.000 And that was just to pop in my head and 166 00:07:21.000 --> 00:07:23.120 the gym and go, hey, I got a restauranm in here. 167 00:07:23.319 --> 00:07:27.279 Yeah yeah, uh so I would. That's actually very funny. 168 00:07:27.279 --> 00:07:29.279 That's probably the way uh started. 169 00:07:29.399 --> 00:07:32.800 Liquid death is a it's a canned water that is 170 00:07:33.000 --> 00:07:35.399 very big in a heavy metal festivals. 171 00:07:35.399 --> 00:07:37.519 You see it out loud in the life Hal It's amazing. 172 00:07:37.560 --> 00:07:40.680 Liquid death is the scam of all right. 173 00:07:40.959 --> 00:07:42.839 Yeah, they put it in a ten can with a 174 00:07:42.879 --> 00:07:43.879 scary face. 175 00:07:43.600 --> 00:07:44.560 On it, and you make a million. 176 00:07:44.639 --> 00:07:47.040 My daughter, my daughter pays like twelve dollars for a 177 00:07:47.040 --> 00:07:49.480 six pack or something crazy, and I'm like, it's water 178 00:07:49.639 --> 00:07:50.600 in a can. 179 00:07:50.399 --> 00:07:51.399 But I don't care for it. 180 00:07:51.439 --> 00:07:54.519 And here's what, Yeah, yeah, but it's not bottles in 181 00:07:54.560 --> 00:07:56.560 the bottles who live in the ocean forever? 182 00:07:56.720 --> 00:07:56.920 Dad? 183 00:07:58.560 --> 00:08:00.680 You know what, maybe a turtle will swim up and 184 00:08:00.720 --> 00:08:02.600 swallow that piece and then it'll die. 185 00:08:02.800 --> 00:08:04.399 So I'm saving the turtles. 186 00:08:04.639 --> 00:08:05.319 That makes sense. 187 00:08:05.800 --> 00:08:08.040 So the the and it's you know, it's two jerk 188 00:08:08.040 --> 00:08:09.000 faces of course. 189 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:09.680 All right, how do we. 190 00:08:09.720 --> 00:08:11.879 Rip off these woke freak kids? 191 00:08:11.959 --> 00:08:15.079 Hey go with the turtle story. That that tested with turtle. 192 00:08:15.160 --> 00:08:16.959 The turtle story, we lead with that. 193 00:08:17.120 --> 00:08:21.079 Hey, let's test this turtle story tested really well in Seattle. 194 00:08:21.079 --> 00:08:22.000 Well, run with it. 195 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:24.360 Who else is very glible? All the heavy metal kids. Yeah, 196 00:08:24.360 --> 00:08:26.560 the heavy metal kids just stare at their shoes. They 197 00:08:26.560 --> 00:08:28.480 stair at their shoes and wear black T shirts. Yeah, 198 00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:31.079 put liquid death and like a heavy metal design on it. 199 00:08:31.360 --> 00:08:31.920 Buy it well. 200 00:08:32.000 --> 00:08:35.399 Number one, Yes, I drink a little of tap water. 201 00:08:35.480 --> 00:08:36.360 I just put them my own juke. 202 00:08:36.440 --> 00:08:37.919 Yeah. I think you're crazy for doing that. 203 00:08:38.000 --> 00:08:42.279 But number two, Number two, if I buy water from 204 00:08:42.279 --> 00:08:44.120 the store, I want it in a bottle because I. 205 00:08:44.039 --> 00:08:45.000 Want to be able to cap it. 206 00:08:45.039 --> 00:08:46.799 I'm not gonna kill a whole thing of water and 207 00:08:46.840 --> 00:08:48.360 I want to spill in my jeep wrangler. 208 00:08:48.440 --> 00:08:49.639 Sorry, you're killing the ocean. 209 00:08:49.720 --> 00:08:51.679 That's cool, I'm not killing the ocean. 210 00:08:51.720 --> 00:08:53.440 How did you drink the water out of the tap? 211 00:08:53.440 --> 00:08:54.080 Are you nuts? 212 00:08:54.120 --> 00:08:54.840 On it every day? 213 00:08:55.600 --> 00:08:56.399 That's what's wrong with you. 214 00:08:56.440 --> 00:08:57.960 Drink a gallon of water every day? 215 00:08:58.080 --> 00:08:59.799 Then you are a walking toxic. 216 00:09:00.120 --> 00:09:01.919 You know what my favorite thing to do is I'm 217 00:09:01.919 --> 00:09:03.919 the weekend when I'm not around your. 218 00:09:03.960 --> 00:09:05.679 Nothing dumb but nothing. 219 00:09:05.720 --> 00:09:06.519 Here's what I do. 220 00:09:06.759 --> 00:09:07.159 Nothing. 221 00:09:07.720 --> 00:09:10.240 I go downstairs and a sniff as much rad on 222 00:09:10.279 --> 00:09:11.600 as I can, and I dak water. 223 00:09:11.679 --> 00:09:15.240 Walk right, good? Well, tap what good good good. 224 00:09:15.159 --> 00:09:17.840 Because we live in a hard water town. Straightway, getting 225 00:09:17.840 --> 00:09:20.799 off point here, we chased the squirrel too long. Like 226 00:09:21.720 --> 00:09:28.159 Liquid Death premiers their new seventy five dollars what adult diaper? 227 00:09:28.879 --> 00:09:34.600 Liquid Metal is now selling a seventy dollar leather diaper. 228 00:09:34.320 --> 00:09:36.639 Can I guess? Because you can go to the concert 229 00:09:36.720 --> 00:09:37.200 and not go there. 230 00:09:37.399 --> 00:09:40.679 That's exactly it. Now I will say this. You and 231 00:09:40.679 --> 00:09:43.960 I have a cop friend that we know. Let's call him, 232 00:09:44.320 --> 00:09:46.279 uh Roy Rains, yeah road Rains. 233 00:09:46.360 --> 00:09:46.519 Yeah. 234 00:09:46.559 --> 00:09:51.559 Yeah, Now, this fictitious guy, yeah, his name was Roy 235 00:09:51.639 --> 00:09:54.159 Range would go to Jimmy Buffett concerts and he would 236 00:09:54.159 --> 00:09:56.799 actually wear a diaper so he could drink and not 237 00:09:56.919 --> 00:09:59.480 have to go to the restroom. That's true, That's absolutely true. 238 00:09:59.559 --> 00:10:00.879 I like so here's the pre. 239 00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:03.440 I like music. I don't like it that much. 240 00:10:03.559 --> 00:10:05.799 I love music and I but you know what when 241 00:10:05.799 --> 00:10:08.919 I go Like, for example, we were in the first 242 00:10:09.000 --> 00:10:11.840 seating section at the Rolling Stones in Vegas. I didn't 243 00:10:11.879 --> 00:10:13.960 drink one drop because you knew I didn't want to 244 00:10:13.960 --> 00:10:14.279 have to go with. 245 00:10:14.360 --> 00:10:17.039 A road trip. If you're gonna drive for four hours, 246 00:10:17.039 --> 00:10:17.840 you don't drink a lot. 247 00:10:17.960 --> 00:10:18.960 Listen, man, I'm parts. 248 00:10:19.120 --> 00:10:20.519 I don't like our wives. 249 00:10:20.279 --> 00:10:22.559 Like even that day, you're talking about a fifty six 250 00:10:22.679 --> 00:10:25.200 year old prostate here man, So I have to stop again. 251 00:10:25.399 --> 00:10:26.080 Of course you do. 252 00:10:26.919 --> 00:10:28.559 I ever heard of the foe? Just can't end. 253 00:10:28.799 --> 00:10:30.039 I know, wait, could you wear it? 254 00:10:30.679 --> 00:10:31.279 Could I wear it? 255 00:10:31.360 --> 00:10:31.399 No? 256 00:10:31.399 --> 00:10:32.159 Would you wear it? 257 00:10:32.159 --> 00:10:33.200 It would drive me crazy. 258 00:10:33.240 --> 00:10:35.240 I don't think I could use the restroom by myself. 259 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:37.320 I don't think I'm capable. 260 00:10:36.960 --> 00:10:40.159 Of doing that. You don't. Actually, it's a good tool. 261 00:10:40.399 --> 00:10:42.639 I'm just thinking about how you raised kids. Boys should 262 00:10:42.720 --> 00:10:46.799 have to wear them just to know what girls go through, right, So, 263 00:10:47.080 --> 00:10:50.080 and they that's true because they guys can't. Boys can't 264 00:10:50.080 --> 00:10:52.919 relate what those poor girls have to go through every. 265 00:10:52.759 --> 00:10:54.919 Month, what girl has to wear diapers that. 266 00:10:55.000 --> 00:10:57.080 Let me trust you, if sometimes it feels like that, 267 00:10:57.159 --> 00:10:59.679 I'm sure for women, especially a fourteen year old or whatever, 268 00:10:59.720 --> 00:11:01.360 it's like, why do I have to wear this damn thing? 269 00:11:01.440 --> 00:11:05.200 Feels like that's a great point, Alan Auto, You're welcome. 270 00:11:06.000 --> 00:11:10.559 So liquid death. It's a full leather diaper. You could 271 00:11:10.559 --> 00:11:13.159 do your business in it. It comes with fifty two 272 00:11:13.399 --> 00:11:17.759 depends pads. So you know this is just for number one? 273 00:11:18.519 --> 00:11:19.000 Is it. 274 00:11:20.840 --> 00:11:21.159 Is it? 275 00:11:21.960 --> 00:11:22.320 Yes? 276 00:11:22.639 --> 00:11:25.279 No, it is it is, But it comes. 277 00:11:25.000 --> 00:11:27.039 With fifty two depends pads. 278 00:11:27.679 --> 00:11:30.840 Uh, so you can use in the discard. How many 279 00:11:30.879 --> 00:11:31.679 of these going to sell? 280 00:11:32.200 --> 00:11:34.919 I mean, gush, are you willing to wear a male 281 00:11:34.960 --> 00:11:37.120 diaper if you couldn't get the restroom? You've been in 282 00:11:37.159 --> 00:11:40.039 positions to where you're in charge of a gigantic national 283 00:11:40.080 --> 00:11:43.440 broadcasts if you couldn't leave, would you wear the diaper 284 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:44.360 and be dedicated? 285 00:11:47.120 --> 00:11:51.919 You changed it up on me? No, that's no. 286 00:11:51.200 --> 00:11:51.679 Putting that on. 287 00:11:51.799 --> 00:11:53.519 Of course, I don't want to think that. 288 00:11:53.720 --> 00:11:55.600 Nope, that's what fold your cans are for? 289 00:11:55.720 --> 00:11:56.320 You kill me? 290 00:11:56.519 --> 00:12:00.399 No, that's what what is it garbage cans are for? Well, 291 00:12:00.840 --> 00:12:02.600 I listen, I've heard of that happening. 292 00:12:03.039 --> 00:12:06.039 At some point, you have to realize your addiction or 293 00:12:06.200 --> 00:12:09.279 end or obsession with whatever band. So if you have 294 00:12:09.360 --> 00:12:11.799 to wear a diaper to watch a concert, then you 295 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:14.399 have an issue, Okay, and we're gonna have to talk 296 00:12:14.440 --> 00:12:17.759 through it. Okay. This is a lot like my I 297 00:12:17.879 --> 00:12:20.759 used to be so obsessed with Louisville sports that I 298 00:12:20.879 --> 00:12:23.240 was physically ill on the This is the story I 299 00:12:23.240 --> 00:12:25.320 tell I was physically ill on the bathroom floor the 300 00:12:25.399 --> 00:12:27.919 day of the uku of a basketball game. My wife 301 00:12:27.919 --> 00:12:30.320 walks in a jees, what are you doing? And she's 302 00:12:30.360 --> 00:12:33.480 so comforting. She kicked me and said, you're a grown 303 00:12:33.559 --> 00:12:35.720 man and a father, get your ass off the floor. 304 00:12:36.320 --> 00:12:38.639 And I say, yes, that's right. So but at that 305 00:12:38.799 --> 00:12:41.720 moment I realized I take this too seriously and I 306 00:12:41.799 --> 00:12:44.679 have to let it go. So again, I don't take 307 00:12:44.720 --> 00:12:48.240 that game. Yeah, my gosh. 308 00:12:48.320 --> 00:12:51.080 Yeah, I mean, look, I'm serious about my sports. But 309 00:12:51.120 --> 00:12:52.600 you're in the floor in the fetal position. 310 00:12:52.639 --> 00:12:54.679 Yeah I was. He was twenty twelve. I remember the 311 00:12:54.759 --> 00:12:56.360 day and she kicked me and said, get your ass 312 00:12:56.360 --> 00:12:58.440 off the floor of your father and her husband. 313 00:12:58.519 --> 00:13:00.919 Well you might think, good man, you want to think 314 00:13:00.960 --> 00:13:03.720 Google Maps is just getting from point A to point B. 315 00:13:03.799 --> 00:13:07.000 But Google Maps they solved the crime. I tell you, 316 00:13:07.039 --> 00:13:11.360 they cracked the case. A suspected murderer has been outed 317 00:13:11.399 --> 00:13:14.399 by Google Maps an image taking you know, his cars 318 00:13:14.399 --> 00:13:17.200 with a big thing they drive around quite incredible. 319 00:13:17.639 --> 00:13:18.360 Uh. 320 00:13:18.399 --> 00:13:20.960 A Google Maps car took an image of a car 321 00:13:21.080 --> 00:13:23.879 while I was driving the streets. They showed a Spanish 322 00:13:24.159 --> 00:13:29.240 criminal that's been dubbed the Wolf of te Echo. They 323 00:13:29.279 --> 00:13:31.879 caught the guy stuffing a body into the trunk of 324 00:13:31.919 --> 00:13:32.279 a car. 325 00:13:32.399 --> 00:13:34.000 The two people have been arrested. 326 00:13:33.639 --> 00:13:34.480 By Beddy's hands. 327 00:13:35.320 --> 00:13:40.039 You think that they call you the wolf eyes? 328 00:13:41.320 --> 00:13:44.320 Yes, I'm cutting him, yes quick, Yes. 329 00:13:44.440 --> 00:13:45.679 But they did catch the guy. 330 00:13:45.759 --> 00:13:48.679 The remains of the man were discovered a week prior 331 00:13:48.759 --> 00:13:51.519 in a cemetery somewhere in Spain. But they went on 332 00:13:51.600 --> 00:13:54.039 Google Maps and somehow they found the guy on there. 333 00:13:54.679 --> 00:13:57.000 Okay, So that that reminds me of like if you're 334 00:13:57.039 --> 00:14:00.840 watching what's the Matt Damon series where you where he's 335 00:14:00.840 --> 00:14:03.799 a spy, not a spy, but Jason Bourne. 336 00:14:03.679 --> 00:14:04.200 Jason Born. 337 00:14:04.360 --> 00:14:06.440 So where they go, where they go the big wall 338 00:14:06.440 --> 00:14:09.240 with the TVs and they get on the team. Not 339 00:14:09.279 --> 00:14:12.600 a one God really, not a one, you know why? 340 00:14:12.879 --> 00:14:14.960 You know what I'm talking about? Where they access all 341 00:14:14.960 --> 00:14:18.200 the cameras and you know, and face recognition places. That 342 00:14:18.279 --> 00:14:20.919 reminds me of like they tap into the Google car. 343 00:14:21.480 --> 00:14:24.399 What's that The Fast and the Furious. 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