Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday, before we get into
Speaker 1: the emails, or China apparently infiltrating every part of our country,
Speaker 1: or this theft in France, or anything else, or basically
Speaker 1: just screwing off for the last hour, I wanted to
Speaker 1: play something from Jeff Daniels. Jeff Daniels is an actor.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter if you don't know who he is, it's
Speaker 1: not important. But Jeff Daniels went on MSNBC. Now let
Speaker 1: me give you just a little bit of background here.
Speaker 1: You may know this, you may not, But artificial intelligence,
Speaker 1: you already know, is everywhere, and that artificial intelligence videos
Speaker 1: are now all the rage, all the rage. If they
Speaker 1: wanted to make a video of you speaking in Donald
Speaker 1: Trump's voice while writing a dinosaur that they could make that,
Speaker 1: right Trump, because he's just one of the biggest trolls ever.
Speaker 1: Trump on the during the No Kings protests, puts up
Speaker 1: a video. The video was obviously AI. It wasn't real.
Speaker 1: Who knows who made it? I promise it wasn't Trump.
Speaker 1: The video was AI and it shows Donald Trump as
Speaker 1: a fighter pilot. He gets in a fighter jet, he
Speaker 1: flies over a No Kings rally protest and he drops
Speaker 1: poop bombs. He drops poop on the people in the
Speaker 1: No King's Rally protest. All right, So is it the
Speaker 1: most mature thing in the world. No, but it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's totally Donald Trump. It's just it's Tim Tim all right.
Speaker 1: So that was it was just a dumb, dumb AI video.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even by the way, I don't even think
Speaker 1: it's the top of the dumbest AI videos Trump has
Speaker 1: never done. Remember when he did the one of him
Speaker 1: and net and Yah who in Gaza and after Oh, Chris,
Speaker 1: you don't remember the Gaza one. Oh my gosh, you
Speaker 1: have to look it up. So get that, No, Chris,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. This is when Trump was telling everybody
Speaker 1: that he was going to turn Gaza into real estate,
Speaker 1: beachfront property. He then puts up an AI video of
Speaker 1: him and Netanyahu sitting on a beach in Gaza having
Speaker 1: my ties in front of this lecture. It was just
Speaker 1: the dumbest thing in the world. Anyway, it's what Trump does.
Speaker 1: So the fighter jet, the poop on the protesters, this
Speaker 1: is just a dumb Trump thing. That led Jeff Daniels
Speaker 1: to say something like this, do.
Speaker 2: We really have to treat people like that? You know
Speaker 2: the meme that he had where he was flying with
Speaker 2: the crown and you know, spewing or excrement all over
Speaker 2: the people down below the country America? Yeah, try it.
Speaker 1: Would Lincoln have done that? Would Lincoln have done that?
Speaker 1: Abraham lincol Would Lincoln do something like that? I mean,
Speaker 1: could we have picked any other president? No, no, Lincoln?
Speaker 1: What do you used real bombs? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Would Lincoln have done that? These people have no understanding
Speaker 1: of history. What anyway, let's let's move on. I I
Speaker 1: think maybe maybe we're starting to see a crack in
Speaker 1: the tranny insanity. And the other reason I say that
Speaker 1: is not only are the child tranny stuff, by the
Speaker 1: grace of God, that's going away, that fad is passing,
Speaker 1: but this Abigail span Burger chick, who's trying to be
Speaker 1: the governor of Virginia. She came out and said this, and.
Speaker 3: Wow, the real challenges there's a lot of people who've
Speaker 3: you know, never met a trans person, whether they're a
Speaker 3: transuth or an adult. And so there's a real effort
Speaker 3: to engage in some level of fear mongering. And you know,
Speaker 3: I really do believe that we should as a as
Speaker 3: a society, as a whole, you know, demonstrate a fair
Speaker 3: amount of grace to people who are confused about you know,
Speaker 3: when we're talking about bathrooms, or when we're talking about
Speaker 3: sports participation, like are what are we talking about?
Speaker 1: That is benign as benign a comment from a Democrat
Speaker 1: on the Traney stuff, as we've heard in years, going wrong.
Speaker 1: It's a horrible comment. I'm not defending it, but this
Speaker 1: is benign. A comment on the Trane stuff, as we've
Speaker 1: heard in years. It's something Look, hey, we're grasping its
Speaker 1: straws here, we're graspmen it straws. Jesse. I was riding
Speaker 1: in the motorcycle one afternoon after work. I saw a
Speaker 1: house with a Mexican flag flying on the front porch.
Speaker 1: It occurred. Then what it means in the past, planning
Speaker 1: a flag and a territory means one is claiming it
Speaker 1: as one's own. This has been done throughout history and
Speaker 1: it's still done today. My questions are, am I weird
Speaker 1: for seeing it this way? And if not weird? And
Speaker 1: this is what it means why do I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm the only one who sees it this way? Okay, so,
Speaker 1: for one, you're not weird at all. But let me
Speaker 1: explain something. We have, for a very long time in
Speaker 1: this country, at different points in time, had mass influxes
Speaker 1: of people from certain countries. It's really fascinating when you
Speaker 1: go look at it. In fact, I would encourage you
Speaker 1: to encourage you, you know how, I've told you to
Speaker 1: visit New York City, especially before man Donnie gets there
Speaker 1: and finishes the place off. Go to Ellis Island, but
Speaker 1: we won't go into.
Speaker 3: That right now.
Speaker 1: At various points in time, because of things going on
Speaker 1: in our country and things going on around the world,
Speaker 1: we have had a mass influx of people from specific countries.
Speaker 1: I'll use people. Honestly, my ancestors were probably on these boats.
Speaker 1: The Irish influx is. This is way way way back
Speaker 1: when there was a horrible famine, the Potato famine. You've
Speaker 1: probably heard of it in Ireland. There were we were
Speaker 1: accepting new people at this point in time, and so
Speaker 1: a large quantity of people from Ireland showed up in America.
Speaker 1: They showed up in America and you are now new
Speaker 1: You're a foreigner. You're new here, new customs, new country,
Speaker 1: new everything, and you are going to do something that
Speaker 1: is completely natural and completely understandable. You are going to
Speaker 1: find other Irish people, people who share your language, who
Speaker 1: share your customs, who share your food preferences, who share
Speaker 1: your worship preferences, and you are going to go live
Speaker 1: amongst them. For comfort, for protection, for a variety of reasons.
Speaker 1: You are going to go and live amongst Irish people.
Speaker 1: Same thing with the Attacksians. Italians came over here and
Speaker 1: mass where you're going to go, You're going to find
Speaker 1: other Italians and you're going to talk about olive oil.
Speaker 1: This is the Chinese, especially during the railroads, this time
Speaker 1: mass influxes of Chinese. Where are you going to move?
Speaker 1: If you show up on a boat from China, You're
Speaker 1: going to find other Chinese people. This is part of
Speaker 1: why we have China towns in many American cities across
Speaker 1: the United States of America. This is how it works.
Speaker 1: So same thing with Mexicans. We have had over the years,
Speaker 1: a hugeux of influx of people from Mexico come into
Speaker 1: the United States of America, and some of them are
Speaker 1: going to end up in a Mexican neighborhood, and there's
Speaker 1: going to be a lot of Mexican food and Mexican
Speaker 1: culture and Mexican pride, and there are going to be
Speaker 1: Mexican flags there. It does not always mean that that
Speaker 1: person considers it a conquest of some kind. It doesn't
Speaker 1: always mean that you're not weird for seeing it that way.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't always mean that. Sometimes it's just a
Speaker 1: mixture of things. But it should have a time limit
Speaker 1: on it. You know, the Irish neighborhoods flying Irish flags
Speaker 1: are gone now because the goal should be if you
Speaker 1: get here, to become part of it, here to become
Speaker 1: part of American culture. So you don't feel the need
Speaker 1: to stay in the Irish neighborhood. You'll move to any
Speaker 1: neighborhood in America. You know, half my neighbors are Mexicans.
Speaker 1: My best friend is Mexican. You're not in the barrio anymore.
Speaker 1: Packed it up, moved out. He's got the biggest American
Speaker 1: flag in the neighborhood. The goal should be for any
Speaker 1: immigrant group to become America American, not this. This is
Speaker 1: the police chief of Dearborn.
Speaker 4: Oftentimes, when we take Reading's Council President. It's the ambient noise.
Speaker 1: It's even louder than.
Speaker 4: The call to prayer. To be out to the truckle
Speaker 4: go by hit a pothole, and it's much louder than.
Speaker 1: The call to prayer.
Speaker 4: The two or three valiations that we've have had in
Speaker 4: the last couple of years have been met with compliance
Speaker 4: as soon as we've talked to the religious institutions.
Speaker 1: He's talking about the Muslim called a prayer, which plays
Speaker 1: five times a day in a city in America. That's
Speaker 1: not assimilation, that's not becoming American. That is conquest. That
Speaker 1: should never be allowed in the United States of America ever.
Speaker 1: But New York City's about to elect one, so we'll
Speaker 1: see how that works out. Anyway, let's talk a little
Speaker 1: bit of China. It is a Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a fantastic Wednesday. Email your ask doctor Jesse questions for
Speaker 1: Friday in the Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Get
Speaker 1: him in right now. I won't be here tomorrow to
Speaker 1: let you know. I'll be doing the Megan Kelly tour thing,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure we'll probably have some some clips of
Speaker 1: my wittiest moments and they'll probably be so many of them,
Speaker 1: they'll probably just be witty moment after witty moment. I
Speaker 1: don't know if there are still tickets available, Chris. You
Speaker 1: can get tickets if they are available at Megankelly dot
Speaker 1: com if you're in the area. I want to make
Speaker 1: the drive, maybe make the flight. Come out and see me,
Speaker 1: be me, Megan Kelly, don Junior, good old time, All right.
Speaker 1: Sonny Hustin dropped a and a funny on Accident and
Speaker 1: Accidental Funny on the view. Here she was talking about
Speaker 1: her kids and being pope.
Speaker 5: As a mother of black children, I know that black
Speaker 5: boys are not given the presumption of innocence and the
Speaker 5: presumption of youth. She's calling the police and saying there's
Speaker 5: kind to steal her car, and they're eleven years old,
Speaker 5: they don't know how to drive.
Speaker 1: And so for me, what was.
Speaker 5: Interesting was I have had to be in the position
Speaker 5: where I have gone to my local police department because
Speaker 5: I know my son is going to be training for
Speaker 5: the Junior Olympics running around the neighborhood in an all
Speaker 5: white neighborhood, and I have brought him to the police
Speaker 5: and said he belongs to me, this is my son.
Speaker 5: Do not harass him, do not stop him?
Speaker 1: Why are you in an all white neighborhood? By I
Speaker 1: think it's worth asking. If it's such a racist, terrible place,
Speaker 1: why are you in an all white neighborhood? Go to
Speaker 1: an all black neighborhood, then he won't be profiled. Do
Speaker 1: you not want to live in an all black neighborhood?
Speaker 1: Sunny Hustin is a millionaire several times over. You can
Speaker 1: live in whatever neighborhood you want. I don't understand why
Speaker 1: you would choose to live in an all white neighborhood,
Speaker 1: especially one that's so racist against your son. And by
Speaker 1: the way, I do enjoy the clearly made up stories.
Speaker 1: If there's one thing that never happened, ever, Sunny Houston
Speaker 1: never went down and talked to the cops and told
Speaker 1: them not to arrest her son for training to the Olympics.
Speaker 1: That's not a thing that happened at all. But communists
Speaker 1: lie like communists breathe, because, as we've said, I.
Speaker 3: Think are reverence for the truth might become might have
Speaker 3: become a bit of a distraction that is preventing us
Speaker 3: from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1: This is why they make up ridiculous stories all the time,
Speaker 1: just like it's nothing. It's clear outright lies, like it's nothing.
Speaker 1: They just don't have anything moral against it. It's wild exclusive.
Speaker 1: This is from Breitbart. Senator Rick Scott introduces a bill
Speaker 1: protecting the power grid from the Chinese Communist Party. I
Speaker 1: don't even want to read any of the article to you,
Speaker 1: but I'll just give you this little tidbit. Scott introduced
Speaker 1: a bill amid reports that home security cameras by Lorix,
Speaker 1: sold at big box retailers throughout the USA, are quietly
Speaker 1: monitoring homes using technology from a Chinese surveillance firm legally
Speaker 1: bound to assist Beijing's sweeping intelligence apparatus. Every time I
Speaker 1: talk to a grid expert, a national security expert, they
Speaker 1: tell me things about China's surveillance here, China's access to
Speaker 1: our electrical systems are computer systems that make me absolutely mortified.
Speaker 1: I always remember this about China. If you do business
Speaker 1: in China, if you are a Chinese business of any kind,
Speaker 1: you work for the Communist Party. You are not allowed, ever,
Speaker 1: it's not allowed in their system to tell the government no.
Speaker 1: So even if even if maybe you don't work for
Speaker 1: them today, maybe you're making skittles. Those are probably made
Speaker 1: in China too. Maybe you're making skittles in China, and
Speaker 1: maybe maybe you've never heard from anybody in the Chinese
Speaker 1: Communist Party at all. That's fine. But if tomorrow there's
Speaker 1: a knock at the door and it's General Chin and
Speaker 1: he's coming in and he's telling you, hey, we need
Speaker 1: you to start putting fentanyl in the skittles you send
Speaker 1: to America. You don't have the option to say, ooh, sorry, Chin,
Speaker 1: can't do that. No, you say, yes, sir, may I,
Speaker 1: I have another Every Chinese business is beholden to the
Speaker 1: Chinese Communist Party, and the United States of America buys
Speaker 1: national security things from China. Uh. It's so frustrating. It
Speaker 1: is so frustrating to watch politicians over the years, Republican
Speaker 1: and Democrat by the way, sell our country out to
Speaker 1: the Chinese, just selling off the land, selling off our manufacturing,
Speaker 1: running it overseas. We then turn around and buy critical
Speaker 1: national security things. We buy drones from China. Oh, is
Speaker 1: that some Chinese spyware? And they're no, it's fine. Hey,
Speaker 1: let us install this home camera in your house. Will
Speaker 1: the CCP be watching it? Oh? They might where are
Speaker 1: your solar panels made. Let me spoil it for you.
Speaker 1: China America will smash its own energy sector and then
Speaker 1: pay you your own money back when they give you
Speaker 1: Turks credits. It's your own money. Pay you your own
Speaker 1: money back to go buy solar panels made by our
Speaker 1: mortal enemy. The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, Fantastic Wednesday,
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Speaker 1: the world for being the first of many who will
Speaker 1: come after her. Now they must guide the communist animals
Speaker 1: to a new demon, a new devil, I do Nazi,
Speaker 1: a new anti Christ. As Trump isn't running in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty eight, the transition has begun.
Speaker 6: I think the little mentoring candidate jd. Vance wants to
Speaker 6: be president more than anything else. I always wonder what's
Speaker 6: going on in the mind of his wife. You're okay,
Speaker 6: please bring blink four times. Yeah, we'll come over here,
Speaker 6: We'll save you, And that he's willing to do anything
Speaker 6: to get there, and that your whole iteration you're just outlined.
Speaker 6: I mean, he's scarier in certain ways, he's smart in
Speaker 6: some ways, and he's young and ambitious and ambitious.
Speaker 1: Dear Jesse, ever given any thought on giving a talk
Speaker 1: on their Armenian genocide. It doesn't get discussed much. I
Speaker 1: assume it's become the victims were Christians. We've done a
Speaker 1: history episode on that, didn't we, Chris, we did. It
Speaker 1: was a long time ago, the Armenian Genocide. For those
Speaker 1: who may not be aware of it, I'll just give
Speaker 1: you like a two minute version of it, because we've
Speaker 1: done a long one on it before. And you remember
Speaker 1: the Ottoman Empire, big, long, powerful empire then leading into
Speaker 1: World War One. They're aging out quickly. The empire is crumbling,
Speaker 1: but they had a long, good run. Then we're wrong.
Speaker 1: They had nothing to be ashamed of. Empires the last forever.
Speaker 1: It's crumbling on them, it's falling apart. They had Armenian
Speaker 1: Christians as a minority in their Muslim population, and during
Speaker 1: the reign of the Ottoman Empire, Christians in Jews were
Speaker 1: They were always minorities, and they were never equal citizens.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to act like they were. But
Speaker 1: at various points in the empire they were actually treated. Okay,
Speaker 1: so Chris isn't going to be allowed in public office.
Speaker 1: Neither am I. But we have rights, we can live freely.
Speaker 1: We're not beaten in the streets. But what happens, what
Speaker 1: happened so many times in countries, is when you have
Speaker 1: a minority population, maybe an unhappy minority population, and you
Speaker 1: get into a war with another country, the minority population
Speaker 1: it can be looked debt as a potentially subversive, maybe
Speaker 1: even traitorous portion of your country. Hey, these Armenian Christians,
Speaker 1: they seem like the type of people who are going
Speaker 1: to collaborate with the enemy against us. I bet they're
Speaker 1: collaborating now against us. That kind of thing, and some
Speaker 1: look sometimes it does happen, obviously, so it's not always
Speaker 1: based on fake stuff. What they decided to do in Turkey,
Speaker 1: the Ottomans was they decided to get them out, march
Speaker 1: them out so they can't do anything. And remember they
Speaker 1: were already looked at as a lesser than minority, lesser
Speaker 1: than the Muslim population. And on top of that, it
Speaker 1: was a logistical nightmare. Remember we've had this talk many
Speaker 1: times before, like on our Andersonville when we didn't when
Speaker 1: I did that history thing on Andersonville. This is the tale.
Speaker 1: This is the true story of the Trail of Tears
Speaker 1: and stuff like that too. Logistical nightmares are oftentimes treated
Speaker 1: as malicious historical atrocities, and sometimes they are, but sometimes
Speaker 1: they're just logistical nightmares. You don't have the food, you
Speaker 1: don't have the shelter, you can't put it together. The
Speaker 1: Armenian genocide was massive. It was malicious by the way.
Speaker 1: It was massive. It was evil, mass starvation, women were
Speaker 1: abused in terrible ways, pregnant women. It was terrible, but
Speaker 1: a horrible logistical situation made it as bad. We'll never
Speaker 1: know the true number, but a lot of Armenians died.
Speaker 1: And it's always been a story that fascinated me because
Speaker 1: I like Armenians. I've known several in my life. The
Speaker 1: dudes are almost always tough as nails. The women are wonderful.
Speaker 1: The Armenians I've known have always been wonderful people. I'm
Speaker 1: just kind of a fan. I was, actually, it's a
Speaker 1: long story, was in an Armenian neighborhood for a bit
Speaker 1: of time at one point in time, completely enjoyed my
Speaker 1: time there. I would have moved in completely enjoyed my
Speaker 1: time there. Yeah, it was a funny thing. Chris just
Speaker 1: asked me if there was a big lobby asking me
Speaker 1: to talk about it. So get this. You want to
Speaker 1: hear Bonker's little thing. You know, I ran for Congress twice,
Speaker 1: lost twice. Both times I was running for Congress, I
Speaker 1: had lobbyist groups from Turkey and Armenia lobbying me about
Speaker 1: this issue. That's correct, about an issue that's one hundred
Speaker 1: years old. The Armenians wanted to know, hey, are you
Speaker 1: going to back a resolution calling this a genocide for
Speaker 1: what it is? The Turks wanted to know, hey, you're
Speaker 1: going to You're not going to call this a genocide? Right,
Speaker 1: countries they don't let go of things like this. And look,
Speaker 1: when we're talking a million dead, that's going to be
Speaker 1: something you hang on to for quite a while. One
Speaker 1: hundred years is not that many generations removed. How many
Speaker 1: Armenians are alive today, How many are listening to the
Speaker 1: sound of my voice right now? Who lost somebody and
Speaker 1: that whole disgusting disaster. It's it's funny how many places
Speaker 1: don't let it go. Japan, for instance, You remember our I've
Speaker 1: talked about it during our Kamikaze episode. We think about
Speaker 1: the Empire of Japan in a lot of different ways.
Speaker 1: But while I'm talking about the Empire of Japan, not
Speaker 1: Japan today, the Empire of Japan, we think about a
Speaker 1: lot of the terrible things they did, not just the conquest,
Speaker 1: but the atrocities, that endless atrocities, the human rights violations.
Speaker 1: It was just it was really, really, really bad. That's
Speaker 1: not how Japan teaches it. It's a source of controversy
Speaker 1: to this day. To this day, the Japanese government, the
Speaker 1: Japanese people, they don't step up and acknowledge that at all.
Speaker 1: It's a big rift between them and China. When it
Speaker 1: comes to you've probably heard of the story of the
Speaker 1: Rape of Nanking. We won't go into it here, where
Speaker 1: the Japanese stormed into the Chinese, Chinese capital back then
Speaker 1: and did all these horrible atrocities and rape and murder
Speaker 1: and was terrible. The Chinese to this day will come
Speaker 1: out and say, no, no, you need to acknowledge it.
Speaker 1: You killed five hundred thousand people, and the Japanese to
Speaker 1: this day, I'll say, ah, I mean, look, maybe twenty
Speaker 1: five thousand, maybe twenty five thousand, a couple of troops
Speaker 1: got out of hand here, one or two guys got
Speaker 1: out of hand there. It's not near as bad as
Speaker 1: you're making it out to be. And to this day
Speaker 1: it's controversial, as in I will probably just on that
Speaker 1: two sentence little explanation I just gave, I will probably
Speaker 1: get complaints from one side or the other. Countries hang
Speaker 1: on to it. I think it's fascinating, Jesse. I think
Speaker 1: the government shut down is a great thing. However, my
Speaker 1: daughter is dating a young man who just started in
Speaker 1: the Space Force, says they aren't getting paid. How do
Speaker 1: you reconcile a great thing like the federal government shut
Speaker 1: down with the fact our nation's service members are working
Speaker 1: without pay. I think it's disgraceful that they tie it
Speaker 1: to troop pay. That's what I think is disgraceful. But
Speaker 1: of course that's part of why they do it. That's
Speaker 1: part of why they do it. They do it so
Speaker 1: your hand always feels forced. It's like when they take
Speaker 1: one good thing and throw it in a really really
Speaker 1: bad bill. They'll take some trillion dollar pork bill full
Speaker 1: of a bunch of legalized government corruption, and then they'll
Speaker 1: throw in one hundred miles of border wall, and they'll say, well,
Speaker 1: you're not going to vote against the border wall, are
Speaker 1: you exact same kind of thing? These people, as dumb
Speaker 1: as so many of them are, really are clever people
Speaker 1: when it comes to things that matter to them, which
Speaker 1: is their money and their power. They're great at that. Well,
Speaker 1: we can't pay the troops. Disgraceful, disgraceful that our troops
Speaker 1: are not getting paid. It's freaking horrible. It is the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of a Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: until we return on Friday. So don't panic when you
Speaker 1: tune in tomorrow and I'm gone. Just send me a question,
Speaker 1: ask me anything Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com and
Speaker 1: we will chop away at those on Friday. Now, it's
Speaker 1: not all bad news. I know. Me being gone tomorrow
Speaker 1: is winging heavy on your heart, is as heavy as
Speaker 1: ten boxes.
Speaker 3: That you might be moving.
Speaker 1: But there are great things happening out there right now,
Speaker 1: things that fill my heart with joy. Here's one for you.
Speaker 1: Hamburger helpers sales surge as Americans Titan budget for meals.
Speaker 1: I mean, the tightening of the budget is not I deal.
Speaker 1: But you know something I have never one time in
Speaker 1: my life met somebody who eats hamburger helper who I
Speaker 1: didn't like. It is one hundred percent of the time.
Speaker 1: If you meet somebody and that person consumes hamburger helper,
Speaker 1: that's going to be assault of the earth human being
Speaker 1: that you can hang out with. Chris, have you ever
Speaker 1: met somebody you could? Anyone? Name one person you What
Speaker 1: did you just say? What do you mean you don't
Speaker 1: eat hamburger helper? Why it's low class? Excuse me? Corey?
Speaker 1: Do you eat hamburger helper? Of course he does, low class.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the flavors there's dude it, Chris. It's
Speaker 1: not just cheeseburger, Chris. They have all kinds of flavors
Speaker 1: low class. Excuse me? And hamburger helper is better reheated
Speaker 1: than it is the first time. There's something about the
Speaker 1: grease or something like that. Dude, Chris, is it's bonkers
Speaker 1: to me? Somebody as cheap as you doesn't eat hamburger helper?
Speaker 1: Is it not kosher? I think it's kosher. It's got No,
Speaker 1: you don't have class, Chris. Oh, that reminds me. Here's
Speaker 1: something else. Now, I'm pretty sure you people can't eat this,
Speaker 1: So this isn't necessarily going to be for you. But
Speaker 1: here's a little underrated thing I used to do. You know,
Speaker 1: Velvita shells and cheese. You know, I'm a big Velvita fan.
Speaker 1: I like cheese, Velveta shells and cheese. There's a recipe online.
Speaker 1: They used to put it on the box. I don't
Speaker 1: know if they still do that anymore, but I'm sure
Speaker 1: it's easy to find online. For a cheeseburger mac. You
Speaker 1: do with the velveta shells and cheese, and you can
Speaker 1: edit it to make it your own. It's not complicated,
Speaker 1: and you're throwing burger in a pan and you brown
Speaker 1: the burger. But whatever, unbelievable unbelievable people don't know about it.
Speaker 1: Most people just forget it. Most people walk by the
Speaker 1: velveta shells and cheese looking for something classy like Kraft Mac.
Speaker 1: The Velveta shells and cheese cheeseburger map mac. It feeds
Speaker 1: a family of four, maybe not if you have teenage boys,
Speaker 1: but it feeds a family of four. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: freaking delicious. And if you're a single dude or a
Speaker 1: chick who's trying to pack on some pounds, maybe you're
Speaker 1: getting too skinny. You can eat on this thing for
Speaker 1: three or four days, I'm telling you three or four.
Speaker 1: Imagine how much of it Chungus can eat. I bet
Speaker 1: she can put what Chris, you know, Chungus can lay
Speaker 1: that lay waste to the whole thing. There aren't gonna
Speaker 1: be any leftovers when Chungus gets ham on some cheeseburger.
Speaker 1: Mac guarantee, guaranteed, I guarantee. She's not a big Puretalk
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Speaker 1: T Mobile because those companies are futrid filth and they
Speaker 1: take your money and they use it against you and
Speaker 1: against your country. Country. Do you know what you know
Speaker 1: what Pure talk is doing right now? You know, rescue dogs,
Speaker 1: These dogs that just get abandoned and left, always looking
Speaker 1: for a home, wonderful thing to adopt a rescue dog.
Speaker 1: Pure Talk figures this out. Wait a minute, we have
Speaker 1: all these veterans struggling with PTSD loneliness, needing, somebody needing something.
Speaker 1: Why don't we pair the two? Why don't we get
Speaker 1: rescue dogs and connect them with veterans who are struggling.
Speaker 1: So while you're funding Black Lives Matter, I'm getting rescue
Speaker 1: dogs with veterans. They're on the same tower. I'm paying
Speaker 1: half of what I used to pay. You keep your phone,
Speaker 1: keep your phone number, or get a brand new one
Speaker 1: switched to the company that cares about this country. Dial
Speaker 1: pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly pound two
Speaker 1: five zero, Say Jesse Kelly. All right, Jesse. You mentioned
Speaker 1: several times how when Obama got into office he started
Speaker 1: installing communists everywhere. He can't and it sounds simple enough.
Speaker 1: If one president can do that, why can't one president
Speaker 1: reverse that and start installing patriots in those same positions.
Speaker 1: Well they are slowly. Here was the problem. It's not
Speaker 1: just that they installed all these communists throughout the government.
Speaker 1: The communists they installed then began hiring and installing other ones.
Speaker 1: Remember Obama was there for eight years filling the swamp
Speaker 1: as fast as he could. Donald Trump one point zero
Speaker 1: first term may have campaigned on it. He didn't at
Speaker 1: all understand the importance of draining said swamp. He just
Speaker 1: thought that they were gonna work for him because he
Speaker 1: was the boss. He just didn't understand that yet. He
Speaker 1: does understand that now, and so we are facing and
Speaker 1: then another four years of Joe Biden. That's sixteen years
Speaker 1: of the communist cancer metastasizing. How about that word of
Speaker 1: the communist cancer metastasizing inside of the government that doesn't
Speaker 1: get removed in nine months. They are beginning. We are
Speaker 1: replacing the people in the top offices. But remember it's
Speaker 1: an entire building. It's not just the top floor, several
Speaker 1: floors below, all the way down to the ground floor.
Speaker 1: You have communists who've been installed there, and it's gonna
Speaker 1: take time. And now here's a headline, but you know,
Speaker 1: you know the thing headlines we didn't get to. Louve
Speaker 1: director admits insufficient camera coverage inside the heist. I'm calling
Speaker 1: this right now. You can say I'm full of crap,
Speaker 1: or you can say it's an obvious point. When they
Speaker 1: finally figure out who jacked the jewels from the Louver
Speaker 1: in France, it's going to be an inside job. Somebody
Speaker 1: inside of that building, someone inside of that building was
Speaker 1: in on the heist. Guaranteed has to be. There's no
Speaker 1: other explanation. Columbia's president Petro tells Univision he wants to
Speaker 1: get rid of Trump. You Latin American dictators are getting
Speaker 1: awfully lippy with the man who's nuke and drug boats
Speaker 1: and who's parked the entire United States Navy right off
Speaker 1: your coast. You best be real careful there, mister Columbian president,
Speaker 1: unless your military is greatly improved over what it's been before.
Speaker 1: More bad news for DAMS. Focus groups see the party
Speaker 1: as weak and woke. The Republicans better thank their lucky
Speaker 1: stars every day that Democrats are evil and insane and stupid,
Speaker 1: otherwise they'd be in trouble. Florida files Supreme Court case
Speaker 1: after illegal immigran truck driver kills three. I just I'm
Speaker 1: so sick of these stories because it reminds me that
Speaker 1: I have children and a wife who go out and
Speaker 1: drive on the highway, and that big semi bearing down
Speaker 1: on them, on them may very well have some drunk
Speaker 1: illegal who doesn't even speak English. Tulane University deplays delays
Speaker 1: approval of TPUSA chapter revival. Communists across this country are
Speaker 1: so scared of the rising storm on the right, and
Speaker 1: it is fantastic. It makes me smile when I read
Speaker 1: stories like this. I will see you on Friday. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna beer tomorrow. That's all