Speaker 1: Welcome to the Minnesota Goodbye where Dave is not going
Speaker 1: to be present nor Vaunt, just Jenny and Bailey today night. Yes,
Speaker 1: Dave had to go speak on or he's moderating kind
Speaker 1: of this woman's panel, so he had to leave a
Speaker 1: little bit early, and vont is on his way to Mexicoalico.
Speaker 1: So we're jealous, but also it's about to feel like
Speaker 1: Mexico in the next few days.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. So like, leading up to today, I've
Speaker 2: been super freaking busy and just like stressed, and the
Speaker 2: whole thing with my toilet, I'm just like so stressed out,
Speaker 2: and the toilet thing is still happening, but like two
Speaker 2: of the other things that were stressing me out have
Speaker 2: now passed. So today I'm just excited because like I
Speaker 2: can go on a walk, one to get away from
Speaker 2: the guys working on my toilet, but two just to
Speaker 2: like chill, relax.
Speaker 3: And enjoy the weather.
Speaker 2: And it's so freaking pumped to just like go and
Speaker 2: like discombobulate.
Speaker 3: Do you want to talk about the other things that
Speaker 3: we're stressed.
Speaker 2: Those things are just that I have side gigs that
Speaker 2: I do that I've done for years. So when I
Speaker 2: got hired here, I kept them.
Speaker 3: I'm a high school speech and debate coach. I talk
Speaker 3: about that a lot.
Speaker 2: Yesterday was our banquet, which is always like a big
Speaker 2: deal and it's like the end of the year kind
Speaker 2: of celebration thing that we do. So there's a lot
Speaker 2: of prep in that, and both of my assistant coaches
Speaker 2: couldn't go. One of my captains told me last second
Speaker 2: that she couldn't go. And it's just a lot of
Speaker 2: prep work and it's stressful in general, but it was fun.
Speaker 2: It was wonderful. As I was sitting there, I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: this is great. This brings me joy. I'm happy I'm here,
Speaker 2: even if it was stressful. And then the other thing
Speaker 2: I do is I write theater evaluations for high school musicals,
Speaker 2: and you have a very quick turnaround when you see them.
Speaker 2: And I saw literally four shows last week and I
Speaker 2: had to write four evaluations. And it takes you about
Speaker 2: like two hours to write one.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I was gonna say, is it just like
Speaker 3: a quick paragraph or no.
Speaker 2: You have to write like about like eight different students
Speaker 2: that they want you to individually evaluate. You have to
Speaker 2: write about the orchestra, the tech crew, the ensemble and
Speaker 2: et cetera, et cetera. You have to write like so much,
Speaker 2: and uh yeah, it's and they were like, where's your
Speaker 2: we need your last one, where's your last one? Like ah,
Speaker 2: and so I was just stressed, stressed out yesterday. But
Speaker 2: those things now. The banquet's over, so speech is essentially over.
Speaker 2: I have Nationals next week though, so it's not really over,
Speaker 2: but the main season is over. I have no more
Speaker 2: evaluations to do. And the only thing that's bringing me
Speaker 2: anxiety now is my bathroom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would listen. Your home is your comfort.
Speaker 1: It's the place you go to to feel just you
Speaker 1: and you can do whatever you want. So I can't
Speaker 1: imagine having to go home people random people being in there,
Speaker 1: your shit being ripped apart.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm a girl who wants access to a
Speaker 1: bathroom at any given time. I don't have that access
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm stressed. And then to not have it in
Speaker 1: your own apartment.
Speaker 2: It's like, uh, my cat is nervous. Yeah, dust everywhere,
Speaker 2: like it's so everything is gross.
Speaker 3: I just feel icky. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, So there's a lot of well there's some emails,
Speaker 1: but I'll be honest, we haven't gotten too many. Dave
Speaker 1: also opens emails and then he doesn't delete them sometimes,
Speaker 1: so I'm kind of trying.
Speaker 3: To shift through his own system.
Speaker 1: Yeah, trying to go through something. So this one I
Speaker 1: will pass along to Dave. But also it was just
Speaker 1: a tip. It's a good morning. I just got done
Speaker 1: listening to the episode when you guys were talking about
Speaker 1: the cost of gas for an RV. My in laws
Speaker 1: used to fly out to Washington, rent an RV and
Speaker 1: stop at the local Goodwill to buy silverware, plates and
Speaker 1: other things needing for needed for cooking. They'd spend a
Speaker 1: week driving around, and then before they flew home, they'd
Speaker 1: donate back everything that they had botched. Just an idea
Speaker 1: for anyone that can't own an RV but still wants
Speaker 1: to travel in one have a great day. That comes
Speaker 1: from Allison. That's a great idea. Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: Next one, sayas hi, Dave, Jenny Bailli, and Bonch. Your
Speaker 1: AI songs are hilarious. So if you haven't heard this
Speaker 1: on the show, this week, we've been using some AI
Speaker 1: song generator where we kind of build in the lyrics.
Speaker 1: We give it what style of song we want to
Speaker 1: be saying in a male or a female voice and
Speaker 1: then it plays something back and they have been pretty funny.
Speaker 1: So this person says, I had an idea for a
Speaker 1: bit if you're interested. I remember quite a while ago
Speaker 1: you took song lyric lyrics and set it to different music,
Speaker 1: maybe Steve O saying them, I can't remember. But what
Speaker 1: if you did something similar and took lyrics from a
Speaker 1: song and had AI generate it with a different style,
Speaker 1: and you guys had to try and guess the song.
Speaker 3: That could be fun Ooh. Also a really cool idea.
Speaker 1: It says your AI songs gave me inspiration to write
Speaker 1: my own about Dave coming home to find Susan there.
Speaker 3: It's called Dang, She's home again.
Speaker 2: Ha.
Speaker 3: Hope you enjoy.
Speaker 1: Like I said, Dave's not on this one today, but
Speaker 1: he will definitely listen to this when he gets a chance.
Speaker 1: But that's a good idea that comes from Elizabeth. I
Speaker 1: am forwarding myself this email right now and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: write it down.
Speaker 3: So thank you for that idea, Elizabeth. Okay.
Speaker 1: Next one comes from our good friend Michelle A. She says,
Speaker 1: I'm sending this to say sorry for my email on Monday.
Speaker 1: So if you don't remember she said she wanted a
Speaker 1: mix of more music. She goes, I told my husband
Speaker 1: that you would be reading it, and he asked what
Speaker 1: I said, and I said, I wanted a mix of
Speaker 1: more fucking music. Well, he said, I can't be that way.
Speaker 1: I will make him look bad being a deputy sheriff.
Speaker 1: So please, please please forgive me. I will not act
Speaker 1: like that again.
Speaker 3: Lol.
Speaker 1: I fucking love you all, and you keep me saying
Speaker 1: in the mornings, I can't wait to see you all again.
Speaker 1: And also, please send me a sticker and love always.
Speaker 1: That comes from Michelle.
Speaker 3: Michelle, we will never forgive you ever. Just kidding. I
Speaker 3: already forgot Michelle.
Speaker 1: Listen, we turn the music down when we are on
Speaker 1: the commercial breaks, did the plain songs, so we don't
Speaker 1: actually really People are like, don't you get sick of
Speaker 1: listening to the same songs all the time, And it's like,
Speaker 1: we don't really listen, Like during songs or commercial breaks,
Speaker 1: we're all kind of working on other things, getting ready
Speaker 1: for whatever is coming up next.
Speaker 2: Or I hear the beginning of the song and I
Speaker 2: hear the end of the song, and all I know
Speaker 2: is that I do not like the beginning of the
Speaker 2: gig Perez song Sailor song because it's twenty four seconds long.
Speaker 3: Very long.
Speaker 2: If you have a Saturday show, you have to talk
Speaker 2: for a really long time to get into it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, Okay. Next email says I have
Speaker 1: recently started fostering a dog. I lost my very first
Speaker 1: pet after thirteen and a half years right when found
Speaker 1: lost Elliott, her dog, which was about a year and
Speaker 1: a half ago, and I've been thinking about having another dog,
Speaker 1: but have been very apprehensive, so we decided to look
Speaker 1: into fostering. I'm glad vont is trying fostering out. It's
Speaker 1: a really great way to see how you feel about
Speaker 1: having a dog in your space, understanding the responsibility of
Speaker 1: a dog, seeing the Messa dog maybe, and seeing the
Speaker 1: happiness and joy they bring. It's also fun to experience
Speaker 1: different types of dogs. My first pet was a Yorkie Pooh,
Speaker 1: and he will always be my first fur baby. We're
Speaker 1: now fostering a pit Bull German Shepherd mix and she
Speaker 1: is a complete one eighty from what we're used to.
Speaker 1: She plays with my toddler, loves affection of any type
Speaker 1: from any human, and loves nature. My little your Pooh
Speaker 1: would have run away from my toddler, but this beautiful
Speaker 1: pitbull cuddles with her. I'm excited to continue to foster
Speaker 1: so I can see these different types of personalities from
Speaker 1: different dogs while also giving them a safe place to
Speaker 1: live while they're waiting to be adopted. I hope others
Speaker 1: who can choose to foster. I hope others who can
Speaker 1: choose to foster as well. Thank you vont for bringing
Speaker 1: some awareness to fostering pets and Bailey on her Daily
Speaker 1: Bailey segment, And that comes from Stephanie Well Sepani, thanks
Speaker 1: for everything that you do. I think it's so great
Speaker 1: that Bontan Alyssa want to foster as well. And now
Speaker 1: that I am living alone in a way too big
Speaker 1: of a house for one person, I also like have
Speaker 1: thought about fostering. Like you probably know this already, that
Speaker 1: I do watch dogs off of apps and stuff, and
Speaker 1: that's kind of what works for me with my schedule
Speaker 1: honestly right now, just being by myself. Whereas I know fostering,
Speaker 1: you just like don't know, like some dogs aren't necessarily trained,
Speaker 1: and I just don't know that I'll be able to
Speaker 1: I can deal that, yeah, on my own, but I
Speaker 1: have thought about it because it's like I've been a
Speaker 1: little slow, I guess you could say, with having dogs lately.
Speaker 1: But in the summertime it usually gets a little bit crazy.
Speaker 3: It gets super busy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people are jetting off on weekends. It's last minute
Speaker 1: trips and stuff, just up to a cabin or something.
Speaker 1: So but if I do really really, I think that
Speaker 1: whenever I get a dog, which I will definitely get
Speaker 1: a dog at some time in the future, I'll probably foster, yeah,
Speaker 1: for a while first before I get test the water.
Speaker 1: And what will happen is I will foster fail is
Speaker 1: what will happen, and I'll end up keeping the first.
Speaker 3: Dog, Yes exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I do like how she says that she's got all
Speaker 2: these dogs and to see like their personalities with her
Speaker 2: child as well. I think that's such like an interesting
Speaker 2: and unique memory for that child too, Like, oh, when
Speaker 2: I was growing up, we had all of these different
Speaker 2: dogs because we would foster them. Like not that it's
Speaker 2: not cool to have, you know, one dog, your family
Speaker 2: dog that you like grow up with, but just kind
Speaker 2: of cool to have like a little you know, rotating
Speaker 2: door of dogs for your kid to meet a bunch of.
Speaker 3: Them for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Next one comes with a hello radio friends.
Speaker 1: I just have one comment, and that.
Speaker 3: Is justice for Bailey what.
Speaker 1: Me yeah does regarding the song generator bit, her song
Speaker 1: really should have been show tunes or Broadway style. But
Speaker 1: I am also enjoying that bit, though also a little scary.
Speaker 1: What all that AI shit can do? Lol? Love you guys.
Speaker 1: That comes from Kendra. Why didn't we do a show
Speaker 1: tunes or send show tunes?
Speaker 2: And Dave? If I say anything show tuned, Dave's like
Speaker 2: ears shut off.
Speaker 3: So that's why we do it.
Speaker 1: Feel as though I didn't hear you say that, Otherwise
Speaker 1: I would have been like, let's do it. Okay, So
Speaker 1: we're gonna okay. This is a very long email because
Speaker 1: someone wrote their own song for us and it comes
Speaker 1: from Kaylee. So I'm trying to kind of navigate how
Speaker 1: to read this first. Okay, So it says, Yo, my
Speaker 1: favorite morning crew. I felt so inspired today after listening
Speaker 1: to the show and just all week with the AI songwriting,
Speaker 1: so I decided to put my creativity to the test
Speaker 1: and write a little song up about the morning show
Speaker 1: in case you didn't want to come up with lyrics
Speaker 1: on the spot. One of these mornings, or maybe you
Speaker 1: wanted to do it separately, or maybe you don't want anything.
Speaker 3: To do with it.
Speaker 1: I'll let you decide. You'll find my brilliant songwriting below.
Speaker 1: Enjoy with love Kaylee. Okay, So she says she wants
Speaker 1: it to hip hop slash pop vibes, and she doesn't
Speaker 1: have a song with it.
Speaker 3: She just has the lyrics. I'm just gonna read it, okay.
Speaker 1: And it is titled too early for this. So here
Speaker 1: we start with a chorus, and this is a full song,
Speaker 1: so stick with me. There is a verse for each
Speaker 1: of us as well. Ooh, here it goes. It's too
Speaker 1: early for this, but we're still here. Mike's hot vibes,
Speaker 1: weird caffeine, caffeine near roasting each other like breakfastos, the
Speaker 1: crew too loud and we love them most. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: too early, but that's the charm, chaos in love with
Speaker 1: a radio arm, wake up, tune in, you know the
Speaker 1: biz Katiewb's too early for this.
Speaker 3: Now we're onto the verse.
Speaker 1: This is for Dave. Dave's been on since the Dialstone days.
Speaker 1: Swears he's smart but forgets birthdays. Mensa mind Yeah, kind
Speaker 1: of flexed still types how long to toast a bagel?
Speaker 1: In text Married life? Yeah that's the song. But see
Speaker 1: Susan's car and drives a bit long. Not because he's mad,
Speaker 1: not because there's beef. He just wants snacks and five
Speaker 1: minutes of peace. So that's for date.
Speaker 3: Next one's for me.
Speaker 1: Jenny reads weather like it's slammed poetry, then slips in
Speaker 1: a plug so slick, low key holiday station. It's her
Speaker 1: whole brand. Would sell you coffee with a slate of
Speaker 1: hand sunnier snow. She keeps it tight, might not drink,
Speaker 1: but her forecast bites every segment pro as it gets.
Speaker 1: She's the calm in your six am existential threat. Oo,
Speaker 1: here's for Bailey. Bailey's not here for your swipes or clicks.
Speaker 1: She dates in person, old school tricks, dated trip.
Speaker 3: That's not a.
Speaker 1: Pun, that was real life, and yeah she's done. She's
Speaker 1: sweet with a side of don't test me, like your
Speaker 1: little sister who majored in therapy, Single and fine, sharp
Speaker 1: with a grin. The guys strike out, she chalks the win.
Speaker 3: Ay, there you go.
Speaker 2: That makes me sound way more badass.
Speaker 3: You are badass, You are all right.
Speaker 1: Next one's servant Vaughn dropped a pick in a thong
Speaker 1: one day. Now it lives, run free, like it's here
Speaker 1: to stay. He'll bring it up in a trivia bit
Speaker 1: right after he loses and throws a fit, just as Vervant.
Speaker 1: He yells with pride, bro, you just lost. Let the
Speaker 1: scoreboard decide. Still he's smooth, full of flair and charm,
Speaker 1: even if he's trash at games with alarms.
Speaker 3: And then it.
Speaker 1: Goes onto the chorus again, it's too early for this,
Speaker 1: but we're still here. Mike's hot vibes, weird cafe near caffeine.
Speaker 1: Why do I keep saying cafe caffeine near roasting each
Speaker 1: other like breakfast toes, the crew too loud and we
Speaker 1: love them most. Yeah, it's too early, but that's the charm.
Speaker 1: Chaos in love with a radio arm wake up, tune
Speaker 1: in and you know the biz katiewb is too early
Speaker 1: for this and an outro Oh, so hit that dial
Speaker 1: when the coffee's hot. They're the mess you need, like
Speaker 1: it or not. From thong picks to weather and petty quips,
Speaker 1: this ain't just a show. It's a field trip.
Speaker 3: Turn it up.
Speaker 1: Let the chaos kiss your new alarm clock katiewb it's
Speaker 1: too early for this.
Speaker 3: That is so good. Yeah, good job, Kaylie, We're so good.
Speaker 3: We're gonna do something with this.
Speaker 1: I don't know what or when, but we will definitely
Speaker 1: probably throw it in the AI generator and hear what
Speaker 1: it comes up with.
Speaker 3: It's because it's it's very.
Speaker 2: Only one moment where my brain like had a fart
Speaker 2: because at the beginning when she wrote Mike's hot, I
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 3: Who's Mike? Oh?
Speaker 2: And I sat there thinking like, who the hell is
Speaker 2: Mike or that she's talking about BFF mic and just
Speaker 2: and Nope, it's the microphone. Microphone is Mike hot? Mike?
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: That was so good, Love it, Love it. Okay, I
Speaker 1: think that's going to do it for emails right now. Honestly,
Speaker 1: Dave has ones that he still has in the inbox,
Speaker 1: and I just like, don't really want to mess with
Speaker 1: it that he maybe has just not read yet. But
Speaker 1: I think we have read all these because they all
Speaker 1: come from like over a week ago. So the one
Speaker 1: thing that I just want to talk about super quick
Speaker 1: here before we wrap up. I've been working on this
Speaker 1: kitchen cabinet project and I was telling Dave this earlier,
Speaker 1: but now I'm going to bitch to you. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I took all my cabinets off. I'm painting them used
Speaker 1: a paint sprayer. That was a whole process, a little
Speaker 1: bit of a learning curve whatever. And then yesterday I
Speaker 1: go to put the new hardware around the handles, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, sweet, I can finally start putting my kitchen
Speaker 1: back together. Like all these drawers and cabinets have been off,
Speaker 1: and it's just weird to walk in my kitchen.
Speaker 3: It's all open cabinets whatever.
Speaker 1: So I go to put the drawers in, and I
Speaker 1: am so annoyed because basically, when you put your drawers in,
Speaker 1: and I don't know the proper terminology for it, but
Speaker 1: you know, you put them on those little sliding things tracks, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the tracks. So the metal piece that's actually on the
Speaker 1: drawer part that's supposed to fit on the tracks. Half
Speaker 1: of my drawers, one of the pieces is kind of
Speaker 1: like falling off and it needs to be like nailed
Speaker 1: back into the piece, and so I literally used gorilla
Speaker 1: glue on one of them. I tried fucking duct taping
Speaker 1: it shut to like make it like meld with the
Speaker 1: drawer again, because I don't have the proper tools to
Speaker 1: get it nailed back in. Yeah, I don't really have
Speaker 1: the nails really, is what it comes to sound too.
Speaker 1: And so that part is fucking up My drawers sliding
Speaker 1: back in, yeah, the way that they should, but not
Speaker 1: just that. Also, I painted the size of the drawers
Speaker 1: because when you pull the drawer out, I don't want
Speaker 1: those to be a different color than what the front is.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Literally, that little bit of.
Speaker 1: Added space of paint is making it harder for the
Speaker 1: drawer to slide in and out, like it's too thick.
Speaker 3: Now it's for this a couple of years.
Speaker 1: But yes, yeah, I was having a moment last night
Speaker 1: because I've spent so much time on this and I
Speaker 1: did not think this was going to be such an
Speaker 1: extensive project.
Speaker 3: Yes, frustrating.
Speaker 1: And it's also only the bottom cabinets. I having even
Speaker 1: gotten to the top cabinets that I'm whatever. Uh So
Speaker 1: I have my window open as I'm putting them in,
Speaker 1: and my window looks to my neighbors Tom and Cherry
Speaker 1: and they sit out on their deck at all times,
Speaker 1: and I am in there like fuck God, and I'm
Speaker 1: screaming and I'm not thinking twice and I don't know
Speaker 1: if they were on their deck or not, but they
Speaker 1: definitely probably are like, what is this crazy woman doing.
Speaker 3: I also don't know.
Speaker 1: They I don't think have any idea that Andrew no
Speaker 1: longer lives there and that we're not together anymore, and
Speaker 1: so they probably just like think I'm so crazy and
Speaker 1: I don't even know. So that is my dilemma, and
Speaker 1: it's not stressing me out. I'm just bummed because you know,
Speaker 1: you like work really hard on a project, like, oh,
Speaker 1: the final pieces are coming together, and then that final
Speaker 1: piece is not fucking working right exactly. So now I
Speaker 1: have to like slam my drawers pretty hard to get
Speaker 1: them shut all the way. But what I'm doing is
Speaker 1: just like pulling them in and out and kind of
Speaker 1: scraping the paint off a little bit on the parts
Speaker 1: that are rubbing whatever.
Speaker 3: In the end, it's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 1: Eventually, if I stay living in this house for a
Speaker 1: long time, I'm just gonna get new cabinets.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 1: They do look much better than what they did prior
Speaker 1: so far.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I need like nails or something. Do you
Speaker 3: have like a toolkit?
Speaker 1: I do have so much random shit. My parents when
Speaker 1: I was home like a month ago. My dad is
Speaker 1: a hoarder and he literally has like three of everything,
Speaker 1: So literally I got sawhorses from him, I got some
Speaker 1: kind of chainsaw, I got toolkits, I got bits for drills,
Speaker 1: so much crap. And I have a lot of random,
Speaker 1: basically bins of nails, so I'm sure I could find
Speaker 1: something or I can literally just go out and buy it.
Speaker 3: But anyways, you know, I've been.
Speaker 1: Pretty successful with the lot of the house projects I've
Speaker 1: been doing, and this has kind of been my first
Speaker 1: real like one that's pissing me off, you know, piss
Speaker 1: me off, and.
Speaker 3: It pisss me off.
Speaker 1: But anyways, that was all I just needed to bend
Speaker 1: for a second. Thank you so much for listening to
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye. Dave will be back tomorrow. He just,
Speaker 1: like I said, had to go speak on a panel today,
Speaker 1: So send your emails because we need some Ryan Show
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