Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question? Why you don't ever
Speaker 1: play with my nipples? I got nipples too. It's my
Speaker 1: turn to get tied up knocking headcuts though I got PTSD.
Speaker 1: Welcome the hardest soft where men speak. So hopefully somebody
Speaker 1: will understand when you say freaky? What's what's freaky? What
Speaker 1: you what you mean by freaky? If I do this?
Speaker 1: You're not gonna tell your friends?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: That was important. I ain't gonna shot.
Speaker 3: I was important at the deck. Wait, we have a
Speaker 3: one eight seven.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm not ready yet.
Speaker 4: That's okay, I'm gonna say is Yes, I don't. I
Speaker 4: don't invite the guys out like I just happened to
Speaker 4: run into them. Don't go out at all unless he's
Speaker 4: making money. So that's a dub luone. I've run into
Speaker 4: him by accident. I would have ran into you to
Speaker 4: the AMC brunch party. Who I saw.
Speaker 5: You saw me?
Speaker 3: No I did it?
Speaker 4: No, No you didn't I did. We had a mutual
Speaker 4: and I saw you and I was like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: I don't remember. I would have went there and I
Speaker 4: probably would have been partying with my little brother, but
Speaker 4: I ended up not going.
Speaker 6: So you're saying, because I hang out in Manhattan, I
Speaker 6: don't see that's why you don't see me.
Speaker 3: No, it's not that I don't know type of bob.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I think.
Speaker 7: You'd be doing when you don't be here, because I
Speaker 7: don't want to compromise you whatever you.
Speaker 3: Got going on. But I just don't think you be
Speaker 3: having time to like do much. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: It just seems like you're always on the go.
Speaker 3: You like you king quest?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, at King side.
Speaker 3: Yes, And I can't I don't even say that.
Speaker 7: Damn a random, a random mass side quest, I'm guess.
Speaker 3: But this she was like the most specific question somebody's
Speaker 3: asking me, and I'm like, this is man specific. The
Speaker 3: answer though, you.
Speaker 4: Will be all right, Yes, next happy hour I hit up,
Speaker 4: I will tell you to come out, pop out.
Speaker 3: I'm going to a pool party this weekend.
Speaker 4: Are you going to the one in the Long Island? Yes,
Speaker 4: one in the nineteenth.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that's work. It's a work it's a work party.
Speaker 4: No, it's not.
Speaker 3: Is it actually is?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 3: It actually is a work party.
Speaker 4: It is being thrown by another firefighter.
Speaker 3: Now you're doing a lot.
Speaker 7: You're doing a lot of courtney you're doing.
Speaker 6: It is a work party, just like the Ta whole sanitation,
Speaker 6: the Sunday going.
Speaker 4: I'm not going anyway. I was invited, but I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't go anyway.
Speaker 3: Why can't you know? Why can't you get.
Speaker 4: Because I have my little cousin's birthday parties? I got
Speaker 4: to show my baby.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool? What time is that?
Speaker 4: From four to like eight?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, coming off? What do you do?
Speaker 1: You see the tongue? Yes, and that's not even the
Speaker 1: whole thing, the whole thing, it's not even the whole thing.
Speaker 1: There's no reason for you to spread tongue around here, bro.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why.
Speaker 7: You do it. It's a safe space, but damn, I'm
Speaker 7: really having a problem with you focusing on my tongue.
Speaker 1: Bro, it's on your face and you're staking it out
Speaker 1: and wagging it around like like looking at me. Why
Speaker 1: does he do that?
Speaker 3: The fuck?
Speaker 1: Why did you do so?
Speaker 6: Why didn't you know?
Speaker 1: We're not doing I just want to know what what
Speaker 1: in your mind sets? Let me take my tongue out,
Speaker 1: like why.
Speaker 3: Cord, how's you going?
Speaker 6: Don't do that?
Speaker 3: Why? Brother? Yeah, I'm cool, But why do you do it? Yes,
Speaker 3: you're good. I'm good. Good, you're good.
Speaker 1: That we got Drew in the crib. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean, we had people we want to talk about.
Speaker 1: That was because I got.
Speaker 3: I mean, nigga, you you they got, they got.
Speaker 4: I don't gotta be for Drew.
Speaker 7: I don't either, Jews responsible with some of the worst TOMSK.
Speaker 6: My intro.
Speaker 4: Do your intro. Go ahead already.
Speaker 1: Let me see here, which one am I going with?
Speaker 4: The worst I ever did was tell my man to
Speaker 4: f my face.
Speaker 8: I'm giving him oral and he's like same because I'm
Speaker 8: sitting on.
Speaker 2: Bed like I am and he's just in front of me,
Speaker 2: and he's just in f my face.
Speaker 5: Worst there.
Speaker 8: That the worst day even that, or you laying down,
Speaker 8: don't lay down, let him.
Speaker 4: Be on top of the fr face.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, you're gonna die.
Speaker 4: You're gonna die because they don't care.
Speaker 3: They're gonna go.
Speaker 4: Down your throat as possible.
Speaker 8: They gonna be really anything like they look cool to you,
Speaker 8: like be helpful your face. That is only for the
Speaker 8: pros beginnings. Don't do that because you're gonna be crying,
Speaker 8: tiers and nod and you're gonna be screaming telling.
Speaker 1: Him to let it stop and let you go.
Speaker 5: She said, they're gonna be all down your throat. I'm
Speaker 5: talking about deep down your girl like becauseous and be
Speaker 5: careful what you.
Speaker 1: Ask for now.
Speaker 8: If you're a pro, you know how to handle it
Speaker 8: as proms know how hell of it.
Speaker 5: Still sometimes I be like, god, dang, but.
Speaker 8: I'm I'm the person that's gonna sit there black.
Speaker 1: I can handle anything like.
Speaker 3: I don't care. I'm gonna take all that I'm gonna through.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: That's the females.
Speaker 4: Show me what that she ain't no deba because honestly, yeah.
Speaker 1: Neck off the bad head off.
Speaker 4: This bad when I went, yeah, I don't want to
Speaker 4: be come yesterday.
Speaker 3: We need that want to some big upside down. We
Speaker 3: got him.
Speaker 5: Anybody anyway, I guess I so please, I don't.
Speaker 9: Hold on.
Speaker 5: I don't know you.
Speaker 3: I paused the show for a second. I believe you
Speaker 3: want me a deposit.
Speaker 4: I don't owe you, definitely do I don't. The last
Speaker 4: time I didn't it has to be maybe months ago.
Speaker 3: Okay, you question, are you preparing for anything?
Speaker 4: I am? Actually this is why I want to talk
Speaker 4: to you, guys, because.
Speaker 3: The case will conclude next week.
Speaker 4: I know that next week is crazy.
Speaker 1: You want to settle out?
Speaker 4: Y wait, guys, old point. I got two points to make.
Speaker 4: One point is that, yes, you're doing all that, like
Speaker 4: if you're real eatter, you're doing.
Speaker 1: All that off the bed, off the bed like when.
Speaker 4: You say when when I'm telling a man fuck my face,
Speaker 4: I mean like like you gotta go.
Speaker 1: Grab your back and fuck like actually like he's trying
Speaker 1: to hear the back of your stroke. I do.
Speaker 4: I like strokes. I don't like to.
Speaker 10: But if you want me to be yeah, baby grinds,
Speaker 10: niggas come from me.
Speaker 3: I'm a curse all y'all out. I don't have a funk.
Speaker 3: I'll smack all your niggas.
Speaker 1: Don't do that.
Speaker 3: My comments doing that ship the caps.
Speaker 4: The second My second point is am I training?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: Okay? Yes, so I received the new It's another deal
Speaker 4: though it is much bigger than the one I have originally.
Speaker 4: It's a nine inch er. It's Dragon Dig signed Dragon Subway.
Speaker 4: I have a picture of it. I know we can't
Speaker 4: show the we can.
Speaker 1: We can show anything we want on Patreon as long
Speaker 1: as it ain't like Action Draft Express but by the
Speaker 1: way for anybody that doesn't know, yesterday got motivated by
Speaker 1: those big ass titties on the show a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago, and we put that out on on our
Speaker 1: loyal fans. So if you go to Loyal Fans and
Speaker 1: search the Hardest Soft Show, it's up there. And they
Speaker 1: smacked the ship out of him. First, they rubbed it
Speaker 1: all on us, and then they started slapping the ship
Speaker 1: out of him to his neck hurt.
Speaker 7: Yo, because you know, sn up, I see it. It's
Speaker 7: just the loyal fans that crazy.
Speaker 3: We just been kind of.
Speaker 1: Bro well, people don't know. We don't really advertise we
Speaker 1: have that on there. We have the thing with staff,
Speaker 1: the throat training you're about going up. We had to
Speaker 1: serve marvelous there. We have a bunch of things on
Speaker 1: our Loyal Fans, So search the Hardest Soft Show or
Speaker 1: just go to our bio and you can click the link.
Speaker 1: I think the link is and.
Speaker 7: I'm thinking it's my package from Flight Club is Loyal Fans.
Speaker 4: So I just so the picture I have is the
Speaker 4: comparison of my old Dill dough to this new deal
Speaker 4: though I don't know.
Speaker 1: Wow, good blood clot lord. Yeah, that's a lot. I'm
Speaker 1: glad they can't really see that.
Speaker 3: You see that, you.
Speaker 6: See a lot of sun member squirre to evolved.
Speaker 3: Yo. That's a that's a blast. That's a blast, Candy.
Speaker 3: Here's my thing.
Speaker 7: So right, so like I was watching porn right before
Speaker 7: I got here, you feel me right before you got here. Yeah,
Speaker 7: it's been a couple of days and I had a
Speaker 7: lot going on this week.
Speaker 4: I have this you know where you have what the
Speaker 4: clear one or the or the flesh one one? The
Speaker 4: big one? No wait, why do you have it through?
Speaker 4: But you see how it curves?
Speaker 6: No, stop, stop, you have bigger issues.
Speaker 7: I don't mean to do this to you, but Corney,
Speaker 7: just give me one second. Let me get this, let
Speaker 7: me get this one to be one.
Speaker 1: Let me get it up.
Speaker 7: Yo yo yo, bro, what I.
Speaker 3: Got? This is my curious post. What can you clarify?
Speaker 3: What just happened between you? What was that?
Speaker 1: I said? I have the big ass deal tho that
Speaker 1: she has that.
Speaker 3: I have, that I own that I have that that's
Speaker 3: like when the make sure your pissed. Oh I got
Speaker 3: the threes to bro? No, why do you why do
Speaker 3: you well?
Speaker 1: My girl has one?
Speaker 3: Why do you have one?
Speaker 1: Goes on the edge of your Oh, my girl has
Speaker 1: her own she liked to play with.
Speaker 3: And wait, so you have options for your machine. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I actually do have, like like an electrical.
Speaker 1: Too, having I have an anal option, which is more
Speaker 1: just a fallid ballid, fallous phallous symbol whatever shape. And
Speaker 1: you have the regular one which is about seven.
Speaker 4: Maybe, which is my clear one, and then you have
Speaker 4: your big joint.
Speaker 6: You're looking at the Austin like the punisher.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't see nothing wrong with this?
Speaker 1: Oh absolutely that you got the Thanos dick, like I
Speaker 1: need more? I mean, bro, so what if your girl
Speaker 1: Likesano's dick.
Speaker 4: So here's my issue with the Thanos deck's having it
Speaker 4: on deck. Here's my issue with the Thano's deck deck. Okay,
Speaker 4: it curs, which I like, it hurts to the left.
Speaker 4: My problem is is that the top of the dick
Speaker 4: is very girthy, and then when you get to the bottom,
Speaker 4: it's like kind of gets like regular size. I wish
Speaker 4: it was more cohesive and not so much girthy on
Speaker 4: the top. So I've been playing with it in both ways,
Speaker 4: in mouth and vaginal. I couldn't even get past like
Speaker 4: I would say maybe five inches of it because it's
Speaker 4: just soy, because it's so girthy.
Speaker 1: But that's really good though for a start, to get
Speaker 1: five down on that.
Speaker 3: That means you can stuff half a subway in your
Speaker 3: mouth at one time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like I have you got along, You're good for that.
Speaker 3: It's like a ham and cheese let.
Speaker 1: That's mad.
Speaker 4: It's like this big is that ship? No, it's not.
Speaker 6: Sandwich is like a garan.
Speaker 1: It's like one of those Costco hot dogs.
Speaker 6: It's like Costo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you never had You never went to
Speaker 1: Costcos and got hungry and you bought the big ass grizzy.
Speaker 4: No, you never ate the glizzy from Costco.
Speaker 3: So good, that's from from cost That's like a disaster.
Speaker 1: That's homophobia. Y'all are scared to put the big gas
Speaker 1: gleasy in your mouth. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: That should be fire to pizza.
Speaker 1: I'll be stuff in my face.
Speaker 4: What with the sesame? We are like seven eleven food,
Speaker 4: it's not seven eleven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, ship, So yeah, I think that throat training
Speaker 1: that's a good yeah. Sorry, five of that, especially when
Speaker 1: the beginning of it is so girthy. Yeah, you already
Speaker 1: got through the party.
Speaker 4: Wish that it was more coaching.
Speaker 3: Why are you doing this for?
Speaker 11: What are you doing for? Let's get back to the
Speaker 11: iCal thing. She seems the dragon.
Speaker 1: Why are you throat change?
Speaker 4: I might have to own. I might have to own.
Speaker 7: I remember when Michael Jordan came back after the first retirement. Yeah,
Speaker 7: the newspaper is yeah, yeah, I mean, listen, it's definitely
Speaker 7: ninety six Jordan court I.
Speaker 1: Don't really care. Listen. I am happy that she's enjoying
Speaker 1: the experience of the summer right now and whatever.
Speaker 4: It, whatever it comes with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, pun intended.
Speaker 7: That Outna, fuck, I gotta pay spectrum. You better close
Speaker 7: a deal?
Speaker 3: Wait is it? Is it both?
Speaker 1: If she doesn't, you owe her yes? So this is
Speaker 1: a five hundred dollars bet. Courtney does not get action
Speaker 1: by labor Day? Correct she you you owe her?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: But if she does, she owes you. And that's literally
Speaker 1: a month and a half away. But her loins are.
Speaker 6: Oh no, I think the way that it's been shaping
Speaker 6: up the positive, she might not last.
Speaker 7: So this weekend, like what m's can I show you
Speaker 7: before that?
Speaker 4: No, I have I am actually hosting my Homegirl this week,
Speaker 4: so there will be none of that Courtney.
Speaker 1: Let me break it down. What is the feeling of
Speaker 1: dating new? Like what is that experience?
Speaker 12: Like?
Speaker 1: What do you feel after not dating for for a while?
Speaker 1: Like what is that like?
Speaker 4: I feel like when I first put my big toe in,
Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck is going on out here?
Speaker 4: Like I was just like, oh, this is nasty work.
Speaker 4: Like I had a guy who had two kids, who
Speaker 4: had who had a what do you call an understanding
Speaker 4: with his girl? And I'm like, first, yeah, right, And
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh no, oh, can I FaceTime? You'd explain?
Speaker 3: They said, let me tell a story. People got an understanding.
Speaker 3: I don't understand, don't.
Speaker 4: I usually don't understand the understand too much going on
Speaker 4: too early for me.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: So they're not supposed to be honest. This is why
Speaker 1: people live.
Speaker 4: But I love the honesty.
Speaker 1: You didn't you did? You said no, I won't told
Speaker 1: you no more. You didn't love it.
Speaker 4: I love the honesty. But because you gave me the
Speaker 4: decision to be like, Okay, I don't really want to
Speaker 4: fuck with this.
Speaker 1: Is not this That's always going to be the decision
Speaker 1: when it comes to honesty, that's always a decision. I
Speaker 1: don't want to fuck with it.
Speaker 3: People be wanting school be stacks. Were telling the truth.
Speaker 7: Nigga, you should truth just because No, I'm not rewarding
Speaker 7: that work.
Speaker 3: Did your homework all right, nigga do it again?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you told the truth. I'm not feeling like I
Speaker 1: read a book.
Speaker 4: Okay, read another.
Speaker 1: Oh no that, especially in this world that we're in,
Speaker 1: people be pobably, people be having open relationships open. You
Speaker 1: didn't give m a chance to explain anything.
Speaker 4: He did explain everything.
Speaker 1: I thought you said. He wanted to call you, and
Speaker 1: face said.
Speaker 4: No, I'm saying like, no, I already know where this
Speaker 4: is going. He's about to be flip master flex And
Speaker 4: he told the story. And I was like, this doesn't
Speaker 4: sound like an open relationship, because you would have. He said, well,
Speaker 4: it's not really an open relationship. I'm like, you just
Speaker 4: you doing your dirt and your girl just let you.
Speaker 4: She knows that she doesn't.
Speaker 3: So that's how you know that be full of shit.
Speaker 3: You did the right thing, Cordy.
Speaker 4: So it's like misalignment. So when I first put my
Speaker 4: big toe out there, it was just like a lot
Speaker 4: of misalignment, Like that's not really what I'm looking for
Speaker 4: or this situation is not something that I'm one wanted
Speaker 4: to be a pin pal. I'm like, I'm not being
Speaker 4: a pin poal for two weeks and you don't step up.
Speaker 4: You mean, what are you doing me every day for
Speaker 4: two weeks and don't set up a date?
Speaker 6: Two weeks is not that long?
Speaker 3: A little bit that long? Come on, I got jobs
Speaker 3: and shipped the niggas at the gym. The niggs gotta
Speaker 3: feel you out other niggas on the lawn, so you
Speaker 3: got to move it along.
Speaker 1: Two weeks.
Speaker 4: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't think two weeks long.
Speaker 1: If I don't want to, if I don't want to
Speaker 1: see you within two weeks, what are we really doing.
Speaker 3: It's not that I don't want to, but maybe I
Speaker 3: don't have that.
Speaker 13: But when I but when I mentioned, when I mentioned
Speaker 13: that I wanted to, like like, listen, I'm not here
Speaker 13: to be a pin pal like, let's sat something said that, Yes,
Speaker 13: I was honest.
Speaker 7: Why did you say that because it's aggressive?
Speaker 4: After two weeks you said that, hold on, let me
Speaker 4: show you.
Speaker 3: Coney not fucking around.
Speaker 1: Yo, yo yo.
Speaker 7: Let's say let's say you were single, right work all
Speaker 7: the time, you have your kids on weekend that's already
Speaker 7: one week now, say you met a Sunday, all right,
Speaker 7: one week down next weekend.
Speaker 3: I do hard, so I gotta do some shame that
Speaker 3: I gotta take a nap.
Speaker 1: Two weeks.
Speaker 3: Can kind of by that with somebody that you interested
Speaker 3: in but you just haven't seen.
Speaker 1: Them yet, not because of me. If I want to,
Speaker 1: if I want to, if I want to see you,
Speaker 1: even if it's real quick, I'll pull up to your
Speaker 1: job with hours. I don't know. I'm gonna do something
Speaker 1: that we can at least something something, So I'm going
Speaker 1: you want to know that I'm on your body, even
Speaker 1: if I might not be able to make the nights
Speaker 1: because we recording, I got studio, this whatever, I'm going
Speaker 1: to find a way to be in your in your business.
Speaker 4: So I might be I mean, I might be a liar.
Speaker 4: Not but that might be a liar because the text
Speaker 4: message we change June seventeenth, right.
Speaker 3: It was text.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of text.
Speaker 3: He sent you some shit off for Graham too, really funny.
Speaker 4: And I told him June thirtieth, that's two weeks seventeenth
Speaker 4: thirteen days, yeah, two weeks. And I said that, I
Speaker 4: was like, I'm not here to be a PayPal.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to see no more. That's fine,
Speaker 1: you go a tech I'm not here to be your PayPal.
Speaker 1: Nice A lot nicer way to say that.
Speaker 4: I was thinking you have my number for like two weeks. Now,
Speaker 4: the type of time I'm on particularly, I don't particularly
Speaker 4: care for a pin pal. This is not an efficient
Speaker 4: way to get to know someone. I get we're both busy,
Speaker 4: but I wouldn't expected, but I would have expected at
Speaker 4: least plans to link up by Now.
Speaker 3: What did he respond? Scary? What did he say to that.
Speaker 4: He was trying to make plans that day and I said,
Speaker 4: I'm busy, I can't do it today. But he wasn't
Speaker 4: busy though.
Speaker 1: I really was busy.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know what I I hate. Let me tell
Speaker 3: you what I hate. Tell what you hate, bro, Yo.
Speaker 6: I hate when women go out their way to tell
Speaker 6: you some ship like Yo, listen, I think two weeks
Speaker 6: has not been enough time. I think you need to
Speaker 6: do this. I don't like this. I don't like that.
Speaker 6: And then again, like we said, they could have been
Speaker 6: a lot of shit happened. He could have not been
Speaker 6: up to speed, and you putting them on. He's like oh, ship,
Speaker 6: maybe I need to step up my game, yo. You
Speaker 6: know what, Let's let me make some plans right now.
Speaker 4: And he wanted to do lunch. It was literally ten o'clock.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I have meetings. I worked from home and
Speaker 4: I have a whole bunch of meetings. I can't move
Speaker 4: those work. No, I have to talk on those meetings.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 4: No, absolutely notre jeopardizing my job.
Speaker 1: And no, Dick crazy, you're a piece of ship. That
Speaker 1: wasn't horrible.
Speaker 7: That was that was blocking yo, And he didn't.
Speaker 1: That's why you need That's why I would when I
Speaker 1: when she said, I'm dubbing you now because you're not
Speaker 1: going to press me like that, and then just know
Speaker 1: that I'm going to just jump to it, like said,
Speaker 1: both lit over here.
Speaker 3: Both you could have said it. Sex's like yet that's
Speaker 3: the problem.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, you know what, I don't think I
Speaker 4: was that interested in him.
Speaker 1: And that's how you woke to him like it was
Speaker 1: not that interested?
Speaker 4: Probably did you don't clip this?
Speaker 3: You know you're clipping at him. Don't speak to nigga, sorry, buddy.
Speaker 1: In did it spinning now already?
Speaker 6: You know, talking about bad habit, saying the wrong thing
Speaker 6: talking about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but still she was just talking about it.
Speaker 4: Let her can you finish? Damn you're just don't with
Speaker 4: my whole damn spot.
Speaker 1: Up, I'm saying you do that.
Speaker 3: It's the second time clipped this.
Speaker 1: She not say what can't he clip because the first
Speaker 1: part I clipped this the.
Speaker 4: Part that was great?
Speaker 14: Right?
Speaker 4: The dragon diction is fine.
Speaker 1: No, I'm talking about you saying two weeks two weeks
Speaker 1: and then saying that you're not you can't go.
Speaker 4: Oh you could cook that.
Speaker 3: This is origin story yo.
Speaker 1: A woman. Yo, I will say yesterday, I know why
Speaker 1: you're doing this because I know your business too.
Speaker 4: Hey hello, why are you not spreading his business?
Speaker 1: I just do I just I threw the wheels out
Speaker 1: for the landing. This nigga will just be in your dms.
Speaker 1: Won't actually for no number, won't actually to check reach
Speaker 1: out to me like, Yo, your cousin is he like
Speaker 1: gonna play time? Because I'm really trying to see it,
Speaker 1: but he just keep dming me DM me he don't
Speaker 1: want my number. He not trying to take me out?
Speaker 1: Why are you shaking that? And yo?
Speaker 6: What's up?
Speaker 4: Why do you do that?
Speaker 1: You DM? And you for your number?
Speaker 8: Dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah. When how long does it take you to get
Speaker 1: out the d MS?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 7: I see, I'm familiar with your game. Yesterday, they're not
Speaker 7: gonna get it. I see what you're doing. What's what's
Speaker 7: the guy planting seed?
Speaker 3: Sometimes? Bro?
Speaker 1: He was in there for like a month and she's
Speaker 1: responding every time. Why you have a conversation on Instagram dms?
Speaker 7: Like now, at some point if the one he decides
Speaker 7: to gauge that it's gonna be, it's gonna be laid
Speaker 7: out perfect for him.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's a dumb Now they don't even talking
Speaker 1: to one because.
Speaker 3: He ain't want it. He wanted it, he don't want it.
Speaker 1: Yesterday did you want it?
Speaker 3: I don't know. You know you've referred to.
Speaker 1: So why did you do that?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 1: How long before you ask for the number? If you're
Speaker 1: in Instagram dms?
Speaker 3: Three minutes?
Speaker 6: To be honest with you, I'm I'm gonna keep it
Speaker 6: a buck with you. I'm gonna be honestly. I'm gonna
Speaker 6: be vulnerable for a second. Sometimes I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 6: Sometimes I do forget to ask.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 3: I know, I know it sounds crazy. I forget to
Speaker 3: ask sometimes.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 6: It means that I know that I should ask earlier
Speaker 6: than I do, but sometimes because I be busy, and
Speaker 6: it's just like it's just like, I guess convenient, I
Speaker 6: don't ask, so I forget to ask, and it's like, yo,
Speaker 6: I should ask you for your number.
Speaker 3: I know, I know this sounds wild.
Speaker 7: I know, listen as his lord, let me try to
Speaker 7: let me I got I wait, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 7: hold on, hold clean.
Speaker 6: It up for me.
Speaker 3: What I could be wrong.
Speaker 7: What I'm gathering from this is say, like, right now,
Speaker 7: you see you on the go, he be doing this
Speaker 7: side quest missions and ship like that. If you acts
Speaker 7: a girl for her number, more than likely the frequency
Speaker 7: of engagement and conversion should increase. Right, Maybe he's probably saying, yo,
Speaker 7: I don't think I maybe have the ability to increase that.
Speaker 7: So instead of me making a weird and akua by
Speaker 7: asking you for your number and probably never using it, Lemon,
Speaker 7: just coming here on the ground where it's kind of safe,
Speaker 7: so you're checking in kind of sort of that's what
Speaker 7: you're doing. You're wasting the time. He's not wasting the time,
Speaker 7: keeping on limbo.
Speaker 1: It's pussy purgatory. She's just sitting there like just swim.
Speaker 3: You never met on the edge that you met a cycle.
Speaker 1: It's not when you When you meet somebody, your pussy
Speaker 1: get hot yours. When you they engage whatever, you'll be like,
Speaker 1: oh ship, it's vibes. Yeah, the vibes kind of get
Speaker 1: cold over time.
Speaker 4: Especially if you stay in my DMS. It's gonna get cold,
Speaker 4: get cold, It's gonna.
Speaker 1: Get I thought your niggas was professionals around here.
Speaker 3: Why did I do that?
Speaker 7: He just caving for it's becusely why he I'm a lawyer.
Speaker 7: I like this, I like this, kingship, miss union delegate
Speaker 7: like this is d I'd like.
Speaker 4: To be anybody. Don't be coming from me. I'll just
Speaker 4: be ganging up on me. Courtney and terrible Courtney.
Speaker 7: Because Corney, you would like the podcast Police one. You
Speaker 7: you you you you always arrested Nick. So when we
Speaker 7: finally get a chance to throw you off Mount Everest.
Speaker 3: Nigga, we're gonna.
Speaker 4: Ever that crazy.
Speaker 1: And we do have. We actually got a d m
Speaker 1: H with somebody asking us for advice. Okay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: already know what you're gonna say, but can we actually
Speaker 1: try to give real advice to answer a question? Because
Speaker 1: she actually likes the guy. What she likes the guy?
Speaker 4: Okay, let's see here. I mean, I don't think we'd
Speaker 4: be joking around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think I have a feeling. All right, guys,
Speaker 1: I need your help. I've been talking to this guy
Speaker 1: and he seems cool. We finally decided to have and
Speaker 1: when I tell you, it was terrible. I can't even
Speaker 1: tell you something good other than it ended.
Speaker 14: Oh.
Speaker 1: I like him so much and he treats me great,
Speaker 1: but the X is not good. I'm talking about on
Speaker 1: the smaller side and no rhythm mid stroke, I was like,
Speaker 1: please just put my PiZZ back in your mouth. I
Speaker 1: let him do that for a bit and we called
Speaker 1: it quits. Please help? Can this be fixed? Or should
Speaker 1: I just get it?
Speaker 4: She really likes him, she said she likes him. She
Speaker 4: has if she really likes him, She's gonna have to
Speaker 4: approach this very delicately, and she's gonna have to be
Speaker 4: like sit him down, like listen, like put it out there,
Speaker 4: but just make sure that listen, this is not like
Speaker 4: an offense to you. Just you know, I need a
Speaker 4: little bit more from you and sex. Maybe we can
Speaker 4: introduce toys. Maybe we can. I don't know how how
Speaker 4: can you teach me how to stroke?
Speaker 1: I mean, why don't she do the stroking? Let him down,
Speaker 1: don't move and slowly like this like that, like just
Speaker 1: hit him with that boom on time.
Speaker 3: Waiting, Yo, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yo?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: No, I can't do that on the show, bro.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, my god.
Speaker 6: What if you having sex with somebody and she sits
Speaker 6: you down, like, Yo, Daryl, let's have a talk for
Speaker 6: a second. I ain't gonna lie, Darryl. Your stroke game
Speaker 6: kind of weak. Let me show you how to do this.
Speaker 6: But do you know how de moralizing that?
Speaker 1: Exactly? Call never get hard again?
Speaker 3: You know how the moralize your hold on? Son?
Speaker 6: Let me show you how to do this. And then
Speaker 6: she start busting out the wine and you like, oh ship.
Speaker 1: Like nah, she gotta take it from the top from
Speaker 1: the start. I want to fuck you tonight, right, I
Speaker 1: wondered you tonight. And so she lay him down, She
Speaker 1: performed on them, she edge him, She do all of
Speaker 1: the little small work first, and then she say don't
Speaker 1: move and she starts stroking. She start doing it. You
Speaker 1: feel me? And then later on be like, yo, that
Speaker 1: was the best ever. I liked the way you were
Speaker 1: stroking just like that that shiit like talk affirm him
Speaker 1: as if he did something so that now he thinks, okay,
Speaker 1: now to do that same shit again. Go ahead, Lord,
Speaker 1: you're gonna.
Speaker 7: Say absolutely nothing. I'm not doing it. What not falling
Speaker 7: for the bait? Nope, I am not going to be
Speaker 7: the Vielain out of us.
Speaker 1: I already knew what you're gonna say.
Speaker 3: Yes, let me tell you why. Okay, I feel like.
Speaker 4: You're gonna learn if she dubbs it.
Speaker 1: And she likes him.
Speaker 7: So that's the thing, right when you meet somebody, so
Speaker 7: you I feel like there's two versions of people who
Speaker 7: they are before the sex are after the sex.
Speaker 3: It's literally too people and you see if you like them.
Speaker 7: So you could be talking to somebody like, Yo, we
Speaker 7: sending each other shit on the cram. We telling each other, Yo,
Speaker 7: how this nigga played me in junior high. You know
Speaker 7: shit is cool as a vibe, y'all both funny, smart, etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 3: You like this person cool? Now you have sex?
Speaker 7: Right, and now you see damn, like, is this somebody
Speaker 7: that can like really be with?
Speaker 3: Can this be sustained? For real? Right?
Speaker 7: So the fact that she wrote us about how bad
Speaker 7: the sex was. It's either one sex is an important
Speaker 7: part of her relationships, which is why she's so displeased
Speaker 7: that it was displeasing, or two maybe it was just
Speaker 7: that bad that she not even big on sex, but
Speaker 7: damn I need something, you know.
Speaker 3: What I mean.
Speaker 7: So I feel like she likes him for him, but
Speaker 7: I don't think that like is gonna be sustained in
Speaker 7: the long run if it was. When she said, yo,
Speaker 7: I wish you would just take it out and put
Speaker 7: it back in your mouth, Like I feel like those
Speaker 7: kind of comments and stuff like that, it said something
Speaker 7: I don't really know how much improvement you can make
Speaker 7: for that, So me personally, I would tell you to
Speaker 7: save yourself and save him. You know, sometimes people be
Speaker 7: a little teachable, you know, like, oh, you know what, Okay,
Speaker 7: I just like it this way not that way.
Speaker 3: You know, you run into that.
Speaker 7: We won't had that, you know. I like, if you're
Speaker 7: talking about it this way not that way. Things you
Speaker 7: could change that, but.
Speaker 4: You can't change rhythm.
Speaker 7: You can like that advice size to though she said it's.
Speaker 1: Not that big, but a lot of women can deal
Speaker 1: with an okay member. It don't have to be huge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like my clear deal, though that's not small. She
Speaker 4: didn't small, said it was on the smaller side.
Speaker 3: Did she say that? Yes, bro, once you use the
Speaker 3: word once, you use the adjective small in my penis.
Speaker 6: But that's the same time problem small, smaller and no rhythm.
Speaker 3: That's what you can't.
Speaker 1: You, niggas.
Speaker 3: That's not being able to shoot threes and play d.
Speaker 4: I never a man. I never taught a man how
Speaker 4: to stroke. So I'm I'm probably gonna bow out ut
Speaker 4: of this because I can't even say, well.
Speaker 1: I think your opinion is probably the most valuable in
Speaker 1: this conversation. Right, Yesterday said that your initial statement was
Speaker 1: talk to him, tell him. Yesterday says that's the worst
Speaker 1: thing you could do, and as men, I.
Speaker 3: Believe that's the worst thing trying to show him.
Speaker 1: I think speaking to me about it in that way.
Speaker 1: And then we said this when Matty she was here
Speaker 1: and I was like, yo, she wanted she was talking
Speaker 1: about I'm gonna just tell you about it, and I'm like, Yo,
Speaker 1: that's probably that's the worst.
Speaker 4: Thing you want to show. Okay, So what if they
Speaker 4: don't What is if it doesn't click when you show them?
Speaker 4: What if it doesn't click.
Speaker 1: Then yeah, I mean, but you have the conversation after.
Speaker 1: But you have the conversation after see, once he does
Speaker 1: it right or you feel like you make him feel
Speaker 1: like he did it right, but really it was you.
Speaker 1: Then you affirm him in that way and be like, yo,
Speaker 1: can you the next time? Like, can you do that
Speaker 1: again the way you did me last time? And that way?
Speaker 4: Now she's doing all the work.
Speaker 1: He a pillow princess, Okay, but she could still show you.
Speaker 1: Could she can still show him the stroke that she likes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but because he might be like, you know, no rhythm,
Speaker 1: might be like you know what I mean, or doing
Speaker 1: some shit that's just off. But if she's showing them
Speaker 1: like yo, when you kept hitting that spot, like just
Speaker 1: kept doing it like that?
Speaker 4: Like, are not teachable in that Like a lot of
Speaker 4: men are not teachable in that way.
Speaker 7: I want to ask you both a question about two
Speaker 7: people that you gotta spoke about in the past.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start with you first.
Speaker 7: Do you remember a very long time ago we spoke
Speaker 7: about the guy you dealt with that was in the military. Yeah,
Speaker 7: you remember how that engagement was with you and him?
Speaker 7: Could you ever ever see him making any kind of
Speaker 7: adjustment to where you guys could fuck with each other, Like,
Speaker 7: is there any reality or world where you and him
Speaker 7: could be in a relationship together?
Speaker 4: Absolutely not you, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Shit.
Speaker 7: Remember there was a girl, a young lady, very great box,
Speaker 7: very horrible person. Could you ever in your life she's
Speaker 7: scenario you guys could cod just and be together in
Speaker 7: a relationship.
Speaker 1: You're talking about evil?
Speaker 3: Yes, oh no, not her before her.
Speaker 7: This is a long time ago. You told me it
Speaker 7: was a girl, and you said she she went to
Speaker 7: you know what I'm talking about. One time she just
Speaker 7: came and you sleep all types of shit.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And y'all argue all the time. Though you said,
Speaker 3: you say your.
Speaker 1: Way, then that's personality. She likes him his personality.
Speaker 7: But I'm talking about you. Is there ever a case
Speaker 7: where you could see yourself with that person with.
Speaker 1: A personality and me, we just don't miss No.
Speaker 7: Sometimes sexually would be like that too, though sometimes it
Speaker 7: doesn't matter what you can do.
Speaker 3: There's nothing I could do.
Speaker 1: So I agree with you, right, I agree with you.
Speaker 1: But I've also had a person whose personality was great.
Speaker 1: Box was like, okay, it's whatever, But I knew in
Speaker 1: time we could have increased the box potential.
Speaker 3: You saw the potential like it was.
Speaker 1: It wasn't on the greatest side, but it wasn't. I
Speaker 1: don't think you could say she had a small box,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But you could say that
Speaker 1: the head is trash see or some shit like that, right,
Speaker 1: But I feel like women can be multiple in that way,
Speaker 1: and I would I would like to think, especially being
Speaker 1: that way on a show to help men, that we
Speaker 1: can learn to do shit better. Because I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you right now, I've been in this relationship six years.
Speaker 1: I wasn't very I was we was fucking like. We
Speaker 1: had a great time fucking for the first four years.
Speaker 1: But I wasn't as good as I am now, and
Speaker 1: I was kept doing the same thing for four years.
Speaker 3: Was as bad as.
Speaker 6: Him, though.
Speaker 4: I think I think the message here is that I
Speaker 4: don't find a lot of men are very teachable when
Speaker 4: it comes to things like that. I don't like, let's
Speaker 4: be honest, when you were in your fucking phase and
Speaker 4: not like I'm trying to please you face, you didn't
Speaker 4: even fucking care, right, And I feel like he's in
Speaker 4: his fucking face like he just doesn't.
Speaker 1: Care even you don't even know that. You just don't
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 3: That's not he just bad ass sex.
Speaker 1: We don't know that. He doesn't know.
Speaker 4: What I think. But I think what it is is that,
Speaker 4: like in.
Speaker 1: General, we don't want your ship to come already cooked,
Speaker 1: like they just want to pop your ship away, let's go.
Speaker 1: They don't want, they don't want.
Speaker 4: That's a blanket state. And I don't think that's fair
Speaker 4: to say. I don't think that's fair to say. That's
Speaker 4: not it.
Speaker 1: I've dealt with many women. A lot of them don't
Speaker 1: want to deal with a nigga that they got to
Speaker 1: train in sex. They don't they want you to know
Speaker 1: how to statement.
Speaker 4: That's a blanket statement.
Speaker 1: You just said men are not teachable.
Speaker 4: I said that most mem when it comes to sex,
Speaker 4: are not teachable. We said it.
Speaker 1: That's a blanket state.
Speaker 4: We said it here on the show. We already established
Speaker 4: it as a fact on the show. Did we not?
Speaker 4: Did we just tell men?
Speaker 1: Then? I'm debating it.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 7: I agree with I agree with Courtney when he says
Speaker 7: it's not fair that you think women just want guys
Speaker 7: to come ready assemble.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's true. But I also agree with
Speaker 3: you when you.
Speaker 7: Say men aren't teachable. I don't think that all men.
Speaker 3: Most men.
Speaker 7: Sorry, I don't feel that most men aren't teachable. I
Speaker 7: just feel like, you, really we're hard to teach. You
Speaker 7: have to speak to us a certain way. I don't
Speaker 7: think a lot of women possess the capability to get
Speaker 7: through to the niggas they be fucking with. But I
Speaker 7: don't think that most men aren't teaching.
Speaker 1: I will also say that I've said this a million times.
Speaker 1: I ran this point into the ground. A lot of
Speaker 1: women don't tell men what they like. They deal with
Speaker 1: him at the level they meet him at, and then
Speaker 1: they just adjust to that, even though they got so
Speaker 1: much more potential, so much of the shit that they
Speaker 1: would love to do, but if he not into it,
Speaker 1: they'll just settle for that. And I've always said, you
Speaker 1: got to tell me what you like, and I'm sticking
Speaker 1: to that in this conversation as well. Have that conversation
Speaker 1: that you don't have to Well you a conversation.
Speaker 4: You say you said, teach him first, like show him
Speaker 4: and then have the conversation later.
Speaker 1: So, yes, show him what you like, affirm him, tell him.
Speaker 1: And then one thing that I always love to do
Speaker 1: after a great session is talk about the great session.
Speaker 1: I love that. It makes me feel good that she
Speaker 1: that she's telling me that what I was doing was good,
Speaker 1: or what I didn't do, what I did that she
Speaker 1: didn't like. I love that because I won't do that
Speaker 1: shit no more. Right, But she's affirming me at the
Speaker 1: same time she's laughing, she's blushing whatever, whatever. So in
Speaker 1: that process of doing that right like, she contect him.
Speaker 1: The next day, I'm still wet from how you fucked me.
Speaker 1: Yes last night, I'm still wet, Like yo, I can't
Speaker 1: believe that ship when you was hitting it, that that
Speaker 1: slow stroke we was doing like that ship, Courtney, you
Speaker 1: look so like.
Speaker 4: Because you know, I hope, I hope that he's receptive
Speaker 4: to it. When she does this, I like. I like
Speaker 4: your advice, I really do, but I hope he's receptive.
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna front.
Speaker 7: Maybe maybe I need to be a little better, But
Speaker 7: sometimes I be known when she is not gonna work
Speaker 7: for me. You haven't like met somebody like you know what.
Speaker 7: I know this ain't gonna work like with that with
Speaker 7: I was to make a st even like how she did.
Speaker 7: In my mind, I know this wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Work, but she wants it to work, so we're giving her.
Speaker 1: We're giving her advice as to wanting it work.
Speaker 4: And I agree with advice. I just want him to
Speaker 4: be receptive. I hope he's receptive to it.
Speaker 3: Got no advice, run.
Speaker 1: I think, as yesterday said, just to close this out,
Speaker 1: telling me straight off the back probably isn't going to
Speaker 1: make him be receptive. You have to play the man.
Speaker 1: The male ego. The male ego is why we do
Speaker 1: most of the ship that we do.
Speaker 4: Something is that literally just agreed to what you said.
Speaker 1: I'm not debating.
Speaker 3: Why are you so.
Speaker 4: Being argument I'm not being argumented.
Speaker 1: There's a young lady I want to know. We're talking
Speaker 1: about things working and not working, right. I've seen this clip.
Speaker 1: Oh lord, I love a good clip. Y'all know that
Speaker 1: you clip. I love me a good clip. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Oh, we're gonna talk about clips after
Speaker 1: this too. But let me see. I was out with
Speaker 1: this dude.
Speaker 4: He left me because he asked.
Speaker 8: Me how many bodies I had and I told him
Speaker 8: a thousand, and he left me. He was like, oh,
Speaker 8: you have a thousand bodies as a woman. I was like, yes,
Speaker 8: what's wrong with that? He got up and left me
Speaker 8: at the table. I had to pay for my own mill,
Speaker 8: my own food, and I had to oober myself home.
Speaker 1: What is wrong with y'all? Man? It's okay for y'all.
Speaker 8: I have a thousand bodies, But if I have a
Speaker 8: thousand bodies, that's too much.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I love like, If.
Speaker 3: I like, can I make one m This is stupid.
Speaker 7: What I'm gonna tell I'm gonnaive you the I'm gonna
Speaker 7: give you the exact date right now because I want to.
Speaker 7: I don't want to tell no loud what the story
Speaker 7: I'm wanting to tell her?
Speaker 3: I kid you not. I have the perfect When did
Speaker 3: Lebron win his first championship? When was that?
Speaker 6: What's going?
Speaker 3: It was all right, here we go. I got it.
Speaker 3: It was June twenty twelve. I had just left this
Speaker 3: get together.
Speaker 7: I'm driving. I dropped my man's home. I'm about to
Speaker 7: drive my other man's home in Flatbush. I'm driving home.
Speaker 7: I get pulled over by the police, licensed registration. I
Speaker 7: give him my license registration. My license was suspended. I
Speaker 7: lied and act like I didn't know, but I knew.
Speaker 7: Fuck it, I get arrested, I go to jail. I'm
Speaker 7: sitting in the cell mad hours. There's no clock, can't
Speaker 7: go to the bathroom, don't know what time it is.
Speaker 7: I attempted to count from one to one thousand nineteen times.
Speaker 6: I could not do that.
Speaker 14: Shit, what fucking There is no way in the hell
Speaker 14: that that young lady counted up thousand niggas.
Speaker 3: I'm not buying it. There's no way, no way. Have
Speaker 3: you ever tried counting to one thousand?
Speaker 4: Absolutely nine, nigga?
Speaker 7: I was in jail with nothing better to do but
Speaker 7: look at a piece of bread and plastic and a
Speaker 7: chocolate milk my nigga.
Speaker 4: I could not do it, said it was long, instaid
Speaker 4: of stupid.
Speaker 3: Do you think stupid?
Speaker 4: I think a conversation like that, when you're dating at
Speaker 4: our grown ass age is such a stupid fucking question.
Speaker 4: It's so kitty, Oh, how many bodies do you have?
Speaker 4: We're grown? Why does it matter?
Speaker 3: A thousand thousand out like she's being facetious and not
Speaker 3: onred and ninety seven you got a thousand flat.
Speaker 4: But she's also being facetious. I don't think she hit
Speaker 4: a thousand. I think she did it for clicks.
Speaker 1: This is definitely, but like a thousand, that is.
Speaker 6: Like a thousand.
Speaker 4: I don't know how she met a thousand, niggas, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't even think I met a thousand.
Speaker 1: She was fire yesterday.
Speaker 3: She was your type.
Speaker 4: But I don't think. I don't unless she unless she's
Speaker 4: a sex worker.
Speaker 1: A thousands even a lot. The sex workers, most of
Speaker 1: I know, have a certain amount of guys that they know,
Speaker 1: most of them is not doing the ship that that
Speaker 1: Lily girl was doing or the other girl with a
Speaker 1: banging one hundred in a day or a thousand, they don't.
Speaker 1: They a certain amount of men in the poor an
Speaker 1: industry that they do scenes with. It might be fifteen
Speaker 1: tops tops, and that's a stretch. I would think it's seven.
Speaker 1: They repeat these same guys. They don't just be bouncing
Speaker 1: around like that, and I think that's now. I'm not sure,
Speaker 1: but I did hear about that in the interview. I
Speaker 1: was watching an interview and the girl said, no, we
Speaker 1: all think we're doing mass ship, but it'd be the
Speaker 1: same guys that's popular in the industry, and it's not
Speaker 1: that many. Okay, p Valley val prostitutes.
Speaker 3: Talking about the union workers, I'm.
Speaker 1: I'm all for sex positivity. A thousand, that's a that's it,
Speaker 1: that's it, that's I have a lot of bodies. I
Speaker 1: will say that in my life, I have accrued a
Speaker 1: lot of bodies. I would never want somebody to know
Speaker 1: how many. I definitely wouldn't for that.
Speaker 4: I'm not offering that up.
Speaker 1: If it ever comes up, I'm gonna lie.
Speaker 4: I'm not offering that.
Speaker 7: Is funny how life works when you're young, you want
Speaker 7: to get the number highest. When you older, like, maybe
Speaker 7: I should dumb it down, but you can't.
Speaker 1: I'm happy that I got the experience that I've had.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at it, but I'm just not offering
Speaker 1: that up like freely and again proud.
Speaker 4: No, it's just stupid. At this point, we're all grown,
Speaker 4: you all have sex. Why does my number count matter?
Speaker 4: And it's not going to be a thousand, obviously, what
Speaker 4: is the.
Speaker 1: Safe number for man? If you, if you.
Speaker 4: If you even matter, it don't even matter. It don't
Speaker 4: even matter.
Speaker 1: So if you had a thousand, you wouldn't care.
Speaker 4: After two weeks because you judgment to No, I just
Speaker 4: was like, it wouldn't matter. I wouldn't even ask that question.
Speaker 1: The question is if you knew he had a thousand,
Speaker 1: wouldn't matter.
Speaker 3: Courtney, stop it.
Speaker 4: That's a lot, a lot.
Speaker 7: Lot you think about when you think of like one
Speaker 7: thousand thousand people, is like, have.
Speaker 3: You not seen Tompkins Black Party? That's like a thousand.
Speaker 1: People who everybody in tomk That's a lot, Like.
Speaker 3: That's a whole, that's like, that's the comedy show.
Speaker 1: That is a lot of pe a lot it is.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. That is a like listen, hey.
Speaker 4: Do what you want.
Speaker 1: But that's a lot of dude, listen. I again am
Speaker 1: all open. I'm here for sex positivity, like do your thing,
Speaker 1: but you can't be mad at somebody that says, you
Speaker 1: know what, that ain't for me?
Speaker 4: Right, like A thousands a lot?
Speaker 3: I'm good A thousand, A thousand, I don't know. I
Speaker 3: haven't even met a thousand people.
Speaker 6: Probably I wouldn't talk to somebody that had a thousand boyfriends.
Speaker 7: That's a little different because how old you got to
Speaker 7: be that a thousand boyfriends?
Speaker 4: A thousand boyfriends, which is how you've happened dating since
Speaker 4: you came.
Speaker 3: Out the wounds kindergarten.
Speaker 1: But what's the difference between having sex? That's I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's what I'm saying. A thousand what's worse having a
Speaker 1: thousand bodies or a thousand boyfriends?
Speaker 7: What's worse a thousand boyfriends? Because you had a thousand
Speaker 7: niggas a lot of your stupid ass over and over
Speaker 7: and you know what it is, You're not even a whole.
Speaker 7: You gullible. It's stupid and I can't fucking those stupid
Speaker 7: bitch So none of them, wife, none of them, None
Speaker 7: of them gonna.
Speaker 1: Get that thousand if she didn't want we acting like
Speaker 1: the men is always the ones that there's a lot
Speaker 1: of these women be controlling the vibe.
Speaker 3: That's a I don't know what you want for real,
Speaker 3: how I mean when you figure it out. I wanted
Speaker 3: to be in a relationship and women told me.
Speaker 1: No or a chick that really you wasn't wipeable. She
Speaker 1: would not allow it. She would always short circuit this
Speaker 1: ship or some ship somebody to be a better person
Speaker 1: because you want to treat them right, and they just
Speaker 1: not there be well not be, but you just want
Speaker 1: like you when they want to be with this person,
Speaker 1: but they just they just yeah, you can't you can't
Speaker 1: like you see it? Can you? Vision? It. It's like, yes,
Speaker 1: this could work.
Speaker 4: Right, but just a terrible person. Terrible, terrible person.
Speaker 1: And some women be like that. Mostly men. I will
Speaker 1: say that, I know that I've.
Speaker 4: Been there, but these women are like that too.
Speaker 1: But a lot of women you try to get with
Speaker 1: and whatever demon she's dealing.
Speaker 4: With, are you so terrible? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Why are you like this?
Speaker 1: Bro? Let him go with them with the other nine
Speaker 1: hundred and ninety nine niggas. I mean here, I'm here.
Speaker 3: A thousand niggas. I've been just seeing that. Remember one
Speaker 3: time I got paid when I was a kid that
Speaker 3: she was one thousand dollars.
Speaker 7: Like that's like, that's you had a thousand dollars. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 7: I work like man, I was. I mean like as
Speaker 7: a young adult, I wasn't no money.
Speaker 3: I mean it was twelve and he was drug dealing money.
Speaker 7: Shout out to you in your thousand bodies, man, I
Speaker 7: pray that you find what it is that you're looking for.
Speaker 3: I think you should keep that information to yourself.
Speaker 4: I just know, like, listen, as going to scare some people.
Speaker 3: Can I ask you guys a questions.
Speaker 7: We are on the top of keeping things to yourself,
Speaker 7: would you want to know every single thing about your
Speaker 7: person that you're dealing with. Would you want to know
Speaker 7: them one hundred percent inside and out or would you
Speaker 7: want and vice versa? Or are there certain things that
Speaker 7: you be kept to yourself and kept to them? How
Speaker 7: well do you want to know each other?
Speaker 6: That's a really good question, yeah, man, because you know
Speaker 6: it sounds good to say that you want to know everything.
Speaker 6: That sounds good, but first hand experience being with somebody
Speaker 6: that will tell you everything and give you everything that
Speaker 6: it don't feel good.
Speaker 1: It's not fly.
Speaker 3: It's not flying.
Speaker 6: It don't feel what you what you think you're thinking,
Speaker 6: it's not.
Speaker 1: When Nay and I broke up, we both did our
Speaker 1: things for the whole summer. Well, we got back together,
Speaker 1: we had to tell each other everything that we did
Speaker 1: that summer.
Speaker 6: I remember, like it like a mind how you could
Speaker 6: have did five times what she did. It didn't even
Speaker 6: Matteren didn't give you a tissue.
Speaker 1: It was you. It was uncomfortable for both of us, like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, and I'm you know I messed with her.
Speaker 1: You messed with her? Yeah, I mean I was, you know,
Speaker 1: I was tight and you broke up.
Speaker 4: I knew it.
Speaker 1: It's just it's that knowing everything is. It's a positive
Speaker 1: side too. Yeah, it's a great positive side too.
Speaker 4: But I don't want I don't think I want to
Speaker 4: know everything about my partner.
Speaker 7: If you have to pick a number, like on a
Speaker 7: percentage watch, what percentage of your partner would you want.
Speaker 4: To know about to say eighty, give me eighty?
Speaker 3: Give me you know, I ain't. I had a conversation
Speaker 3: seventy five, like why you bet difficult? I was talking
Speaker 3: of my shorty.
Speaker 7: We was talking about something, and I was like, because
Speaker 7: she has this thing where sometimes like she'll start something
Speaker 7: and then don't finish a sentence and I hate when
Speaker 7: people do that. And she's like, well, you know, I
Speaker 7: changed my mind. I thought it probably better, but I
Speaker 7: didn't tell you. I was like, well yo, and I
Speaker 7: was like, yo, I want.
Speaker 4: To know now, you want to know because you meant
Speaker 4: you said something.
Speaker 7: And then she was like, nobody knows one hundred percent
Speaker 7: of their partner. She was like, if people knew one
Speaker 7: hundred percent of their partner, they probably probably won't even
Speaker 7: be a partner.
Speaker 3: And I thought about it.
Speaker 7: I was like, my whole life, I wanted to know
Speaker 7: my partner inside and out, like I would have said
Speaker 7: I want to know one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: Now that I'm here, that numbers not one hundred for
Speaker 3: me anymore.
Speaker 7: I'm definitely probably like, give me like eighty eight certain
Speaker 7: things you're keeping your WhatsApp group chat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, certain things.
Speaker 7: Now I don't even think about, like going through phones.
Speaker 7: I don't like certain things. I just don't want. I
Speaker 7: don't want to see.
Speaker 4: Certain If I want to lose weight, then I'll go
Speaker 4: through somebody's phone.
Speaker 6: I can't afford to lose weight. Y'all know how skinny
Speaker 6: are you?
Speaker 3: You're going to be one hundred percent of this.
Speaker 1: Mind. This is just not that I think that beyond
Speaker 1: what I can take, a person should be able to
Speaker 1: have some sense of privacy, even though we're in a
Speaker 1: relationship like that's that's a lot to know every single thing,
Speaker 1: Like we share locations.
Speaker 7: That's kind of feel myself I had on the one
Speaker 7: day I had a bark on thee my job. So
Speaker 7: his wife did that he didn't know. He didn't know.
Speaker 7: Then it just said sharing locations?
Speaker 3: What the is that?
Speaker 1: Well, she probably shared her location with him.
Speaker 3: She set to his phone and sent it to her.
Speaker 1: Well, we did it mutually, but you need to like
Speaker 1: if I'm in Flatbush one day, then you're hitting me like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're on Church Avenue, like why do we need to
Speaker 1: do this a certain amount of But I do it too.
Speaker 1: Let's be clear. I woke up one morning and she.
Speaker 6: Wasn't some way that you're doing and you're like, whoa,
Speaker 6: whoa hold up.
Speaker 1: But I knew she was there from the night before,
Speaker 1: Like I knew she was there. She was at her
Speaker 1: friend's crib. So I'm like, yo, you're not going to work.
Speaker 1: She was like, oh, yeah, I fell asleep. Something else
Speaker 1: happened that night. It was someone dangerous shit going on.
Speaker 1: We didn't want to go outside, so we just stay here.
Speaker 1: She's remarks, yeah, But I'm hitting her at something in
Speaker 1: the morning, like, Yo, where are you at? Why you
Speaker 1: ain't there? I didn't think she was cheating, but I do.
Speaker 1: I know she had to be at work of six,
Speaker 1: so why are you over here? And you gotta be
Speaker 1: That was my right, but it's still that like parental,
Speaker 1: why are you? Why are you? You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: like you need.
Speaker 4: To because I know because I know how I am
Speaker 4: with my friends, I have my I just said this
Speaker 4: on Twitter. It's like I collect my friends locations like
Speaker 4: Infinity Stones. I love to see where my friends are,
Speaker 4: where are my little sims at I saw one of
Speaker 4: my sims in Connecticut. What you doing in Connecticut? You
Speaker 4: know what I mean? So I wouldn't I know how
Speaker 4: I am with my friends. I do not want that
Speaker 4: with my partner exactly.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just a lot to know. It's a
Speaker 1: lot to know that don't really I'm not a location
Speaker 1: that I don't want.
Speaker 7: You only set my location to two of my man's.
Speaker 7: One time I was with this chick that.
Speaker 3: I oh member shorty with the guns.
Speaker 7: Remember that I met a girl from so when I
Speaker 7: was on So Shameless one time.
Speaker 3: Oh ship, I know I never told the story on
Speaker 3: the show. She had gun Yo, bro, I told you
Speaker 3: I met.
Speaker 7: I was on So Shameless before I was even potty,
Speaker 7: like right after I was whatever, I'm on So Shameless.
Speaker 7: So this girl, this woman, you know, I love mer
Speaker 7: older joint. She followed me on Instagram. We talked, and
Speaker 7: it's down in the third when I was living up
Speaker 7: the block.
Speaker 3: So she drove.
Speaker 7: She drove from somewhere mad fall Son, somewhere upstate. It
Speaker 7: was like a six hour drive on it, and she
Speaker 7: drove here.
Speaker 11: To like kick it with me, whatever the case, maybe kicket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she came here to see me.
Speaker 1: Dick was on the mend. Yeah yeah, okay, d.
Speaker 7: You know, like, oh yeah, you know I'm outside, so
Speaker 7: you know, I come outside, help with her bags, whatever
Speaker 7: the case may be, blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: So I'm dragging the bags, dragging the bags.
Speaker 7: We get inside of because you know, whatever happens to happen,
Speaker 7: you know, we do our thing whatever.
Speaker 3: And then i move her bag from one side to
Speaker 3: the next.
Speaker 7: And I'm like, yo, why the fuck is your back?
Speaker 7: So it was it was abnormally heavy.
Speaker 3: What the fuck? It's like, oh no, you know, I
Speaker 3: keep the guns in there.
Speaker 4: The handle.
Speaker 7: I'm like, you keep the guns in there. She's like,
Speaker 7: oh yeah, you know, I walk with them to whatever
Speaker 7: the fuck?
Speaker 3: She said. I'm like, you have guns in my house
Speaker 3: and she was like yeah. I was like, uh, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 7: How comp I am with you staying spend the night.
Speaker 7: You got guns here, you know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 7: was like, yeah, you might have to go.
Speaker 4: You made her drive six hours back with guns.
Speaker 3: She went to somebody else's house. But I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you can't just stay here with Like I said, your guys.
Speaker 7: If I don't make it to tomorrow, this is my location,
Speaker 7: you'll find me somewhere.
Speaker 3: Because this bitch got guns all this girly ship.
Speaker 1: First her first is titties, the first is squirt, and
Speaker 1: then he got titties. Now he's texting people ocasionally make
Speaker 1: sure he's safe.
Speaker 3: Well, she had guns in the how she.
Speaker 1: Can't have a girl, She can't have guns.
Speaker 6: I don't know you like that.
Speaker 7: For you to tell me you ain't handle guns, I
Speaker 7: mean I have one.
Speaker 1: He was literally out guns, trying to get out guns.
Speaker 3: The nigga come in your crab mean for you just
Speaker 3: meet him and you open his bag his guns, and.
Speaker 1: But you're about to fuck up. She's about I don't give.
Speaker 7: A about ship than pussy, Like why do you have guns?
Speaker 1: What would you feel about that?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Like they come to your house.
Speaker 4: And he got guns. I would be like put a
Speaker 4: gun on his waist, Like why are you putting your
Speaker 4: gun on your my dresser?
Speaker 1: Like it's a lot of women that get wet off that.
Speaker 4: I don't a lot of women that get I don't
Speaker 4: don't put your gun on my dress. If you live
Speaker 4: in the South, though, if you live in the South,
Speaker 4: I guess that's normal. I did get turned on by
Speaker 4: a knife being on my butt.
Speaker 1: Wait what kind of knife was it on your kitchenfe
Speaker 1: was that?
Speaker 3: It was like you do like this?
Speaker 4: No, not the switch. It was like, yeah, like a
Speaker 4: serrated like.
Speaker 3: Think about the cutta.
Speaker 1: Why would he have a hunter's knife.
Speaker 3: Dealing with because where where would he keep it at?
Speaker 1: He had like the sleep the sleeve in his car.
Speaker 6: That's one of the earthy niggas.
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't an earthy nigga. Crazy.
Speaker 7: Why are you inviting someone in your house that you like.
Speaker 3: To get some box nigga?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You're about to fuck, but you're
Speaker 1: talking about your like y'all are literally about to have sex.
Speaker 1: And she brought bags with her. He was bringing her
Speaker 1: suitcases in the crib.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm uncomfortable. I'm sorry, I'm uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I think I think I'm looking at it to be contrary,
Speaker 1: because I can understand.
Speaker 3: I think that.
Speaker 1: Men are so comfortable doing whatever what they did, but
Speaker 1: don't really realize what they're doing with their life with
Speaker 1: this person like that. We don't even put out condoms
Speaker 1: on you don't we care. Niggas, don't be caring about
Speaker 1: getting the chick pregnant. You don't think about that until
Speaker 1: after the fact. We are so like, whatever you.
Speaker 4: Think about the consequences after later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but now that your life was in danger,
Speaker 1: now he's like, wait a minute, you understand what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: because we should be thinking about that and all the
Speaker 1: ways that we interact with women.
Speaker 3: But when you're young, you're not thinking about that. Ship. Man.
Speaker 7: It's like on like twenty five when I was looking
Speaker 7: when I was mad young. Well that's not mad young
Speaker 7: twenty five.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you dif frontal lobe is not developed, so you're.
Speaker 3: Still doing insurance is still high and you're.
Speaker 4: Still doing dumb ship at that age.
Speaker 3: Yeah, was fired. I wonder how she's doing. We do
Speaker 3: have probly she got that we are.
Speaker 1: You know, people are asking me about the vetting process
Speaker 1: for the play party. You know what I'm saying and why.
Speaker 1: You know, it's a lot of people that hit me up.
Speaker 1: They don't put the social media people like, yo, listen,
Speaker 1: if you're coming, I got to make sure that people
Speaker 1: are here, are safe. I need to be able to
Speaker 1: see you see your picture. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: No gun people be like mistress Jackie. No, I need
Speaker 1: your real name?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Caro, hold on, you said who I talk to you?
Speaker 6: You side question.
Speaker 1: Quest? Yeah, yeah, go write that in there. Let's put
Speaker 1: let's get make him a new a K side quest. Yes,
Speaker 1: but yeah, we we vet every single person. I want
Speaker 1: your names. I want to know why you're interested in
Speaker 1: the party and to know your social You could be
Speaker 1: saying that your name is Eric Johnson and I go
Speaker 1: to your page. You have no pictures. That don't mean
Speaker 1: that you really this person I need to see. I
Speaker 1: wanted you got your kids, like, like what type of life.
Speaker 3: You live in?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 6: Who are you?
Speaker 1: Who? You ain't just gonna walk in here and stick
Speaker 1: everybody out there? So I don't know if you guys
Speaker 1: still want to come. The party is this weekend July
Speaker 1: twenty six, Yes, sir, you can show up next weekend July.
Speaker 1: This is coming out next week. Goys. Oh, very good?
Speaker 3: At what I do?
Speaker 4: You've been yelling at us all day?
Speaker 1: That was was that a no?
Speaker 3: No? No? It was It was subtle, but it was cool.
Speaker 1: You've been honest because you're always correcting, And I tell
Speaker 1: you women are so necessary but also so annoying.
Speaker 4: Like you've been yelling at us all day.
Speaker 1: To daything like that. I don't like that, like that.
Speaker 4: You've been yelling at us all I said five o'clock.
Speaker 4: Just I said I was coming at five, Like, okay,
Speaker 4: it was five. Exclamation said, who said after that? After
Speaker 4: all day?
Speaker 1: Can we actually talk about what?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: Yes? No, I said, yo, can we We're supposed to
Speaker 1: record at four thirty? You said, I said, let's record
Speaker 1: at five. Yesterday says okay, so we recorded, so we
Speaker 1: can show up after five. I said, no, start at five.
Speaker 1: He said, show up after five.
Speaker 4: So I put in the chat, I'll be there at five,
Speaker 4: and then you put back start at five. I know,
Speaker 4: I even read. I can read.
Speaker 1: But okay, so why would we be showing up at
Speaker 1: five if we're starting at five.
Speaker 3: Let's set this one out.
Speaker 1: That was my whole thing. No, you guys don't have
Speaker 1: to show up later. If we're going to record at
Speaker 1: this time, this is the time that we should be recording,
Speaker 1: pressing record.
Speaker 4: We never start one time. We never said all right,
Speaker 4: so let's go back to the play party. Play party.
Speaker 4: If you're still interested. It is this weekend. It's gonna
Speaker 4: be fun. We have Kinks and Drinks happening before then
Speaker 4: Kinks and Drinks you can get started. You have some
Speaker 4: drinks and stuff. There's gonna be some sexual activations going on.
Speaker 4: We have bk Overphiend with his what's the name of
Speaker 4: this shit again?
Speaker 5: Pervertibles?
Speaker 4: Thank you. Then we have Hito. Then we have Phoenix
Speaker 4: with knife play sink sling. Then we have Miss Giselle
Speaker 4: with Impact playing fire. No, we lost the fire person.
Speaker 3: Is somebody giving massages?
Speaker 1: Yes, we have a missuse.
Speaker 4: We have a messuse, but he's going to be at
Speaker 4: the actual play party, not Kings and Drinks. So here's
Speaker 4: the thing, guys. You can get a ticket to Kings
Speaker 4: and Drinks. You don't have to come to the play party,
Speaker 4: or you can get tickets to both. Right, if you
Speaker 4: get the play party, if you take get tickets to
Speaker 4: play party, you also can have automatic automatic entrance into
Speaker 4: Kings and Drinks. So we're there.
Speaker 3: July twenty six, Yes, sir, your attire ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah, game day.
Speaker 1: I ordered one outfit. I'm probably people doing multiple alpha changes,
Speaker 1: so people are wearing one thing the Kings and Drinks
Speaker 1: and then changing into something else for game day. I
Speaker 1: don't think I'm gonna do all that. I do want
Speaker 1: to ask. Somebody asks us today, you know we have
Speaker 1: the extreme corner where all of the doms are going
Speaker 1: to be performing on people at the same time, and
Speaker 1: actually going there, right, Kings and drinks is rather r
Speaker 1: rated the xxx the extreme corner is xxx. That's going crazy, right,
Speaker 1: But somebody asks today, are we bringing the milking table?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Because the milking table just got fucked on last time,
Speaker 1: like we actually wanted milk.
Speaker 3: Fucking on the milking table is probably not the best idea,
Speaker 3: ain't I was super sturdy, yeah, but I just feel
Speaker 3: I just got this vision of it not being that sturdy.
Speaker 1: Super sturdy me yesterday spent like two days building that
Speaker 1: shit that fell. The wood on the ship is the
Speaker 1: stick the legs is like bigger than that dick that
Speaker 1: Courtney's stuff in her mouth. But what do you'all think?
Speaker 1: So the thing is that I want the extreme corner
Speaker 1: to be an area where people can view, right, so
Speaker 1: that the voye can actually sit and watch people go crazy,
Speaker 1: and the exhibitionists can go in there and go crazy
Speaker 1: in that corner, right, I want that to be an area,
Speaker 1: but we still want it and this is just on
Speaker 1: the first floor. I want the other bets to still
Speaker 1: be open for people to play and you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. But now if I put the milking table
Speaker 1: in there, it's tough, right because you see, there's a
Speaker 1: big ass table and I was like, Yo, that's going
Speaker 1: to take up too much. We didn't get a chance
Speaker 1: to use it.
Speaker 4: Well, are we going to if we bring it? Are
Speaker 4: we going to use it?
Speaker 1: People?
Speaker 3: They're going to use it?
Speaker 4: No, not we. I'm talking about me, like, as a
Speaker 4: collective part, are we goin to actually use it?
Speaker 3: You see?
Speaker 4: If we don't want to bring that big ass table
Speaker 4: and someone just gets sucked on it again?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 7: Also too, I feel like the way tow has like
Speaker 7: the plantogram set up, I'm not really playing a ground.
Speaker 3: Like I'm working retail.
Speaker 1: I love that crazy, I'm not out new words every
Speaker 1: day around I think.
Speaker 3: I hate that word. I'm not really sure is this
Speaker 3: space for that?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is space for that? You know?
Speaker 7: We also haven't We got a couple of games that
Speaker 7: were playing too.
Speaker 3: You know, we got the Dunk Contest.
Speaker 1: Oh hold on, do tell did I tell y'all?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yesterday we hired a host.
Speaker 3: Oh we did.
Speaker 4: We did wait host for what Kingston drinks or the
Speaker 4: play party.
Speaker 1: The play party, Kasha, We'll be doing the consent speech
Speaker 1: and leading us into play Oh I love that Kingston
Speaker 1: at the play party, so you know how normally I
Speaker 1: do it. And then if you don't have the people
Speaker 1: who are activists like they are on sometimes people just
Speaker 1: sit around and ship. No, Kasha is going to do sensually,
Speaker 1: do to consent speech and lead us into games we
Speaker 1: play that startup the actual action.
Speaker 3: Love that.
Speaker 4: Love that.
Speaker 1: She will also be using people in the crowd. So fellas,
Speaker 1: I don't know if y'all.
Speaker 3: Know or that you round bring your egg game.
Speaker 1: You know, we're using people in the crowd to start
Speaker 1: the action up. So link us if you're still interested
Speaker 1: in pulling up July twenty six, hit us up the
Speaker 1: Hardestsoft Show dot com. Hit the vetting form. If you've
Speaker 1: already been vetted the heart or Soft Show at gmail
Speaker 1: dot com or Hard or Soft Events at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: Email us yes and I will send you the ticket link.
Speaker 1: You know, we gotta check the list to make sure
Speaker 1: don't bring nobody that wasn't vetted right, telling security straight
Speaker 1: off the door. You gotta show your vetting and you
Speaker 1: got to show your ticket. If you don't show both,
Speaker 1: you're not getting it. I'm not vetting nobody at the door.
Speaker 1: Fron We're gonna be doing mad ship. I'm not vetting
Speaker 1: anybody at the door. Okay, So don't be sending your
Speaker 1: tickets to nobody out of is that speaking of? So
Speaker 1: you know we are dressing up. You didn't tell she
Speaker 1: was just in the past. Oh right, you don't tell
Speaker 1: what you was just in the past. You ain't got
Speaker 1: your alpha yet.
Speaker 7: I've had my alpha is two thousand and fucking three.
Speaker 7: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Things? He's winning a fabulous shit from traded on.
Speaker 7: I ain't gonna say just no, got some real authentic
Speaker 7: ship you feel me? It's not no throwback, nigga. This
Speaker 7: was current when I bought it.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm gonna say. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Collectors item, are you are you going to be in character.
Speaker 3: Character of who's that person? Or yeah?
Speaker 1: Are you going to be yourself?
Speaker 6: And this?
Speaker 1: You gonna role play and be I don't.
Speaker 7: Know how I would be that person in like that.
Speaker 7: That's you know what, that's my homework how did I
Speaker 7: be him there? That's actually, you know what, probably not
Speaker 7: just thought about it. Probably won't be the best idea.
Speaker 3: To be, you know, just about it.
Speaker 4: I was just thinking about my boy yesterday saying that
Speaker 4: they're going to be a messuse there. But you know, yes,
Speaker 4: the massus is usually a man.
Speaker 3: It's true, this is true. No, well, hold on, I
Speaker 3: feel like we.
Speaker 4: Did have a we did have hey Vegas, she was
Speaker 4: there one time. But she's not gonna be at this
Speaker 4: woman she so, yeah, we only have the mail.
Speaker 1: So I was thinking about reaching out to the central
Speaker 1: messuse and seeing if she could pull up. I haven't
Speaker 1: spoken to her in a while. With you guys, if
Speaker 1: you came, you would have to If you came, you
Speaker 1: would have to uh pay for the extras. If we
Speaker 1: pay to be in the building, you guys have to
Speaker 1: pay for the extras. And y'all know what the extras are.
Speaker 1: So but you know, hey, y'allful beautiful, She's beautiful, Central missus.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, yes, I just got what you said. Yes,
Speaker 4: it just registers. If you came, no pay for extra, Yeah.
Speaker 1: You have to pay.
Speaker 7: Yeah, opens ain't free pickles ain't free when I told
Speaker 7: you for that swing sauce.
Speaker 3: Over a week.
Speaker 1: The reason I was asking about the role playing thing
Speaker 1: is because I was on be Condom's page right, and
Speaker 1: they have a list ten sexy and hot role play
Speaker 1: ideas to try tonight tonight.
Speaker 4: I don't know that tonight.
Speaker 3: I'm fast. I'm faster I was.
Speaker 1: I want you to How does this go? You have
Speaker 1: the cop and the criminal even bad, and it's time
Speaker 1: to be punished. Cuffs are optional.
Speaker 3: Does anybody have like a role play scene criminal? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How does that play out?
Speaker 3: That's that's pretty dope.
Speaker 7: You can hit them with the come to their crib,
Speaker 7: knock at the door type ship.
Speaker 3: But how I'm looking for such and such. Oh she's
Speaker 3: not here.
Speaker 7: Pick open the door, nigga, I said, I'm looking for
Speaker 7: such and such. You feel me, you can kind of. No,
Speaker 7: that's not aggressive. Nobody cops at your door.
Speaker 1: I'm listening to the story. What if she the type
Speaker 1: of girl that like, look like this, and then you
Speaker 1: guys kicked the door. That's crazy? This right, that was
Speaker 1: not symore. She got a nod her head right, look
Speaker 1: like the.
Speaker 4: Game of waste deep like I got a warrant to
Speaker 4: search your apartment. I got a warrant to search your apartment.
Speaker 3: If you got no warrant, I'm not like this.
Speaker 4: I have a warrant to search your apartment.
Speaker 3: Let me see looking through the people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, then I let you in.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: We're just looking for certain certain things in the house
Speaker 4: that I heard that you were a hoarding.
Speaker 7: What are you talking about, sir, That's why I said
Speaker 7: it was a leader. Once you got a warning, I'm gone.
Speaker 1: That's why are you ruined in the scene? He was
Speaker 1: talking about me ruining scenes when she came to Schooby
Speaker 1: doo it. It came as Velma, you're ruined in the scene.
Speaker 4: So he's searching the house and then he's like, man,
Speaker 4: I think I need to search you. I think it's
Speaker 4: on you. What getting real handsy, real handsy. I don't think.
Speaker 4: I don't think you have what you're looking for. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I do. He just picks you up and just throws
Speaker 4: you on the bed ship or for Courtney, a.
Speaker 7: Little freaky ass. What if he searchs the crib. We're
Speaker 7: just looking for some things.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna fly anything.
Speaker 7: Okay, you search the crib, you come back. What's this did,
Speaker 7: how do you explain this?
Speaker 3: Man? How about we you show me what you do
Speaker 3: with this? You let her play with it and let
Speaker 3: her demonstrate.
Speaker 6: For your Yeah, okay, yeah, are you wait?
Speaker 1: Are you threatening her with time? If she doesn't like,
Speaker 1: are you going through that whole ship?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: I can take you in right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You now?
Speaker 1: Do you?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: When you role playing? Right, is the role played dependent
Speaker 1: on the person's response or can you do the whole
Speaker 1: thing by yourself? It depends like because like say you
Speaker 1: ask her I could take you in right now, or
Speaker 1: you might she be like, well, can we work something out?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 1: But what if she don't say can we work something out?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I feel like it has to like in order for
Speaker 4: role play to work, I think two people have to
Speaker 4: be in on it. It only is fun when two
Speaker 4: people are doing it, Like I'm only in character and
Speaker 4: you're just like hah, It's like you're taking the fun
Speaker 4: out of it, like both of you guys.
Speaker 7: Ue, So all right, you see, like how I killed
Speaker 7: the vibe that day with today? I feel like you
Speaker 7: gotta be able to have a plan for both answers.
Speaker 7: So if he be like, well, all right, take me
Speaker 7: in or he's like, let me work something out because
Speaker 7: you know a nigger like him, you might not know,
Speaker 7: so you gotta kind of have some.
Speaker 3: Them for both ways, kind of sort of like you
Speaker 3: gotta have a plan beat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I feel like if you if you see
Speaker 4: your partners doing role play, that makes you like you
Speaker 4: gotta be like, okay, let me get.
Speaker 1: No yeah, no, shut up. If I'm fucking in here
Speaker 1: minded my business and you show up just like a cop,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be looking at you like what the fuck
Speaker 1: is you're doing? It's hard for me to just jump
Speaker 1: into the character. Yes, up, I know it's a boot.
Speaker 1: You're absolutely right, but it's hard for me to just
Speaker 1: jump in the character it is. I'm not just ready
Speaker 1: to bore me up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta love me out before you do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just I don't know. Maybe I'm just too
Speaker 1: old and grumpy. I'm just not okay, I'm ready to
Speaker 1: be shaggy. You know, you just show up and I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to just jump into Okay.
Speaker 3: But then.
Speaker 7: It's coming from the same niggas. Last week, it's sots
Speaker 7: women who created creative situation.
Speaker 3: Somebody you had the most creative fucking scheme the world
Speaker 3: has ever seen, and you fucked it all.
Speaker 1: Right, let me see what you Let me see what
Speaker 1: your career since you came back. Let's what is your
Speaker 1: Let me see what your creativity does with this next scene?
Speaker 3: Ship, I should have shut right, Why I shut?
Speaker 1: The would make me the villain and everything.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, Wow, this is whole plus looms. I
Speaker 3: don't want to have nothing.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying like, if we're being sexual, I know
Speaker 1: we're already in section. My blood is flowing, like my
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Speaker 1: But if I'm in here cleaning chicken and you show
Speaker 1: up Justice Velman with a Scooby Doo doll, I'm not
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Speaker 1: for me to do that. And it's okay, Yes, I
Speaker 1: don't know what I was doing, but something she's like,
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Speaker 1: what the fuck is she doing? But okay, since you're
Speaker 1: the kick of creativity, this is what you're telling me.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 3: Yes, how you doing, Yes, you're good? Bro.
Speaker 1: Number three The second one I like to it was
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Speaker 3: Oh that one is I worked in the hospital. Okay,
Speaker 3: my goodness, ain't nurse. You gotta switch my fucking back.
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Speaker 7: I'm working, I'm trying my best.
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck about none of that, and
Speaker 3: is my meds. Sir. I'll be there with you.
Speaker 1: That is nice to be there.
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Speaker 1: We were before we had heat stroke just now or
Speaker 1: whatever the just happened here? We were talking about role plays, right,
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Speaker 3: That is so far.
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Speaker 4: No, I'm not trying to the story. We I walk
Speaker 4: into a bar by myself, isolated and or I'm actually
Speaker 4: at the bar whatever making conversation with people, and my
Speaker 4: partner comes up to me, and maybe another guy is
Speaker 4: trying to talk to me, maybe the bar. Me and
Speaker 4: bartender's having banter back and forth, and he says, hey, like,
Speaker 4: I see you over here, Can I buy you a drink? Okay?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 4: What's your name? Tell him completely different name. He tells
Speaker 4: me a completely different name, and then I don't know.
Speaker 4: We just make conversations like we don't know each other
Speaker 4: from a hole in the wall. Were just making up
Speaker 4: lives like fake lives of each other and then he goes,
Speaker 4: you want to get out of here after a while,
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Speaker 4: and like touching you, just doing.
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Speaker 4: that the touch doesn't even bother you.
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Speaker 3: Ha ha he ha ha, very very sensual.
Speaker 4: And then you want to get out of here. I
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Speaker 4: Now you're getting me lit. You want to go back
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Speaker 4: do ship that you've never done before in the bedroom,
Speaker 4: Like that's the time to try. I knew ship. In
Speaker 4: my opinion, she went a peggan nigga.
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Speaker 7: and you agreed to the pagan, but then she bought
Speaker 7: that big subway ship. Like wait, yo yo ya you
Speaker 7: go with the the do you show the nigga your
Speaker 7: peace before you some ship that you never tried before.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Like, that's what, what can we
Speaker 1: do that you never tried before?
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess, I guess we can. I guess
Speaker 4: we can. I guess. One thing I haven't tried is like, no,
Speaker 4: I tried that to in a hotel. Never mind. I
Speaker 4: was gonna say, like the windows open, like yeah, I
Speaker 4: was like, I already did that in the hotel.
Speaker 1: Something fucking in the window. You well you did it
Speaker 1: in d R in KNT kum I mistake.
Speaker 7: Yeah, why we talk about it? That wasn't got caught
Speaker 7: by the maid I did? They caught security on them?
Speaker 7: They yeah, they did.
Speaker 3: They did.
Speaker 7: I closed closed, I mean I got. I got right
Speaker 7: on the balcony one time, my old crib, Like you
Speaker 7: got them balconies.
Speaker 4: I'm right there, eighty I've never done that.
Speaker 3: I'm right there watching people want to stop sad.
Speaker 4: Just wait, never fucked on my balcony before, in your crib,
Speaker 4: in my crib.
Speaker 1: Now, I want to a woman to do that that
Speaker 1: is by herself.
Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't know. I would like no, I would
Speaker 4: like I would have a what did they call those things?
Speaker 4: A gazebo just to do it outside, but I would have.
Speaker 11: A gazebo so they can't see inside.
Speaker 3: You can't, but you're still outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did it, I told y'all we did in
Speaker 1: Mexico once and then we looked down the motherfuckers taking
Speaker 1: pictures of us, but with the professional camera.
Speaker 7: Oh, it was like three four in the morning putting
Speaker 7: that on the website.
Speaker 1: I had that nigga, the creep Mexican journalist was in
Speaker 1: what I'm telling you, asking what she said with the
Speaker 1: land was taking pictures of us from fucking across the
Speaker 1: pool up. He had the perfect ship for my balcony.
Speaker 1: Were going crazy and this nigga's taking pictures.
Speaker 3: What's the legal down in?
Speaker 7: So yeah, they look at you as an excursion.
Speaker 6: Now do you ever see somebody else having sex that
Speaker 6: happened to you before, you, like on the balcony or
Speaker 6: like an hotel, and see somebody else across the way.
Speaker 4: I've seen that. I've seen that before, actually seen it
Speaker 4: from my office building.
Speaker 1: I've seen that ship in Williamsburg. I've seen Cocomo. We
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Speaker 4: He was like, I saw it in Saint Martin. I
Speaker 4: was on top of the roof of my hotel and
Speaker 4: there was like apartments but you can see, and I
Speaker 4: pulled up my phone to go like even like zoom,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh.
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Speaker 6: hotel like like like Lower east Side Manhattan area, so
Speaker 6: we wanted to do that, like the balcony window vibe right,
Speaker 6: So we open the curtain, so we go over there,
Speaker 6: we start getting in and I look up to the right,
Speaker 6: so there's like another I guess hotel, like you know,
Speaker 6: right across the way and literally right.
Speaker 3: Across from us.
Speaker 6: It's two guys going to town right each other, on
Speaker 6: each other. So it's two guys going to each other.
Speaker 6: So mind you, all you see is a nigga in
Speaker 6: all black come with the camera, so he's recording. He's
Speaker 6: coming like with the for me the around the waveview.
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Speaker 7: The family equity is decreasing day by day.
Speaker 3: No, yes, that's wild.
Speaker 4: Crazy bb do you ebony granny gum drop?
Speaker 3: The start is? That's man job your gum job.
Speaker 7: Sorry that's so specific, but I know he's not lying.
Speaker 7: When he called me for his side quest, I swear
Speaker 7: with some ship that was just like that.
Speaker 3: You asked you for a spot?
Speaker 1: That was.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, damn, it was type of diabolical freak?
Speaker 3: Are you I got you?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: I got you? That's crazy? What is it.
Speaker 1: What is it about this granny BBW granny gum job
Speaker 1: that you like? What is it that does for you?
Speaker 6: All right, I'm crying yesterday.
Speaker 3: My thing is like that title is so long.
Speaker 7: You even still horny after you right all of that,
Speaker 7: because I know, because you got your dick in your
Speaker 7: hand and you my grandmother dead.
Speaker 6: I'm hard because I already know what's about to come up. Right,
Speaker 6: So first of all, you're gonna get so you're gonna
Speaker 6: get some of the grandmas that look like real old,
Speaker 6: but they canna get some grandmas that look fait good.
Speaker 6: You get some grandmas that look busty. And then I
Speaker 6: like the ones where they start so they pull like
Speaker 6: the pants down and right before they do it, they
Speaker 6: put their teeth right down, take the teeth out, and
Speaker 6: then they go crazy and it's like, yo, that's like
Speaker 6: a limited head. That's like a.
Speaker 4: Up the island of pharmacy, looking like who picking up
Speaker 4: that ship?
Speaker 2: Gun?
Speaker 1: Oh my yo? This is yo, this is criminal. This
Speaker 1: is criminal. This is the niggas that you be on
Speaker 1: basketball teaser. You don't know what they be doing. And
Speaker 1: they wait for a grandmother to take a teeth out,
Speaker 1: put in an addresser so they could get better headed.
Speaker 7: Son, let me ask you a question, right, I want
Speaker 7: you to be in Yo. They said, you meet the
Speaker 7: perfect guy. However he looked. He looked like, how the
Speaker 7: niggas you be like and be looking good?
Speaker 1: Job?
Speaker 3: Sex fire got his.
Speaker 7: Own plate and you're going through his phone when you
Speaker 7: see that in his search history. Remember when you said
Speaker 7: you don't one hundred percent about the new is dealing with,
Speaker 7: How are you viewing him any different after seeing that?
Speaker 4: Be honest, I'm long kind of ass on him own
Speaker 4: kind of ass that because like, why would you? Why
Speaker 4: is that a category for you? I'm kind of asked.
Speaker 7: Question for the both of y'all. What's something that you
Speaker 7: can find in your partners porn search that.
Speaker 3: Might disturb you and hers?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like, damn, I wish I didn't know you was into.
Speaker 1: That nothing, but I know most women into gay porn. No,
Speaker 1: let's go what's worse than that? What's worse than gay porn?
Speaker 3: Watch some animal ship reality for that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely, Yeah.
Speaker 7: Your animals crazy reality like a nigga fucking a duck
Speaker 7: or some ship.
Speaker 3: Like horses up the phone, that little quack quap. How
Speaker 3: you gonna feel gonna fail. How you're gonna feel?
Speaker 1: I can't clip this. I can't clip they don't let
Speaker 1: the reality off.
Speaker 3: Speak.
Speaker 1: Can we start to show? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Please?
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Speaker 1: All right, Welcome to the Hard or Soft Show. The
Speaker 1: show we talk about things people like about sex and
Speaker 1: things people don't like about sex, the things, the things
Speaker 1: that make us hard and the things that nick us soft?
Speaker 1: What happened to the ad libs used to be like.
Speaker 3: My stomach? You know, I got this situation. I'm trying
Speaker 3: very hard to hold for Sorry, why do you put
Speaker 3: my business? I didn't put on these too, motherfuckers? Did listen?
Speaker 3: You guys who don't know right, since it's out here,
Speaker 3: I got a.
Speaker 7: Little stomach situation, you feeling I ate some ship I
Speaker 7: probably shouldn't have ate. So I'm dealing with it. I'm
Speaker 7: dealing with it, you know, a little bit of detox
Speaker 7: and washing out and ship like that. So I'm trying
Speaker 7: to hold it down and not let no ship rip.
Speaker 7: Not trying you feel me go to the bathroom. But
Speaker 7: my movements and my participation and energy is very tainted
Speaker 7: and limited.
Speaker 3: At the moment that little quack.
Speaker 7: Quack, I bet I know you was clinching like a.
Speaker 1: Was mad tet it a piece of him here with
Speaker 1: my scared rare monfred devon there a k a elegance.
Speaker 1: I came a fight back to the ambiyonce.
Speaker 6: Tongue to focus.
Speaker 4: Someone goes to his knees.
Speaker 7: Yes, and if you switch it, yes, yesterday that you
Speaker 7: know the last thing you want to fucking right, last
Speaker 7: thing I got?
Speaker 3: I got dog poom poom?
Speaker 1: What was the song that she sang? What she called them?
Speaker 1: Poom poom?
Speaker 3: Jesus crash. I was just know the song and I'm
Speaker 3: not even gonna sing you remember this song? Of course,
Speaker 3: I'm of course I want the song.
Speaker 1: I remember the song A k A Chocolate thor a
Speaker 1: k A.
Speaker 3: I came doctor.
Speaker 1: Yo, this nigga wagged the tongue. Yo. I can't believe
Speaker 1: we got him today because he's been acting like he
Speaker 1: don't do it. But you only let the little tip out.
Speaker 1: He just gave us the tip.
Speaker 3: Yo.
Speaker 1: You don't do the whole lethal lips.
Speaker 12: Ship called the lethal lips lethal.
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna hold you what that was tough? What
Speaker 7: just know I'm gonna I'm gonna get your.
Speaker 3: That's that's that's my mentor.
Speaker 1: Do what you gotta do. Boy, swing and fall left
Speaker 1: his doctor tongue crazy. There you got wag the dog.
Speaker 3: Nobody's in the miss safe. He's on the top.
Speaker 7: He been Yeah, bro, I promise you. If I'm not,
Speaker 7: i'mnna wait. I'm gonna wait, but none of you guys
Speaker 7: are safe.
Speaker 1: King Loon the.
Speaker 6: First sir the word.
Speaker 1: What's up? Man? How you feeling today?
Speaker 3: You know I'm fucking feeling today.
Speaker 1: Tyson over there? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I know this.
Speaker 1: It's cool.
Speaker 3: Who said that? There was on my shipless dimple?
Speaker 16: Everybodys niggas tell me ship it's getting loan down.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, cool, just keep the same next week.
Speaker 7: It's all coming back, watch coming for all your niggas everybody.
Speaker 7: But we're chilling that besides obvious, we're chilling. Man, We
Speaker 7: hear you know what I'm saying. I'm gonn have to
Speaker 7: get some ship off my chest no pun intended.
Speaker 1: Ye, So we do have a guess.
Speaker 3: Very excited.
Speaker 1: You have a guest in this student? Introduce him? Let
Speaker 1: us introduced whichever Cool?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm aady.
Speaker 1: You're ready to go?
Speaker 3: Okay, cool? What do I want to start with today?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Boy, you know what, I'm damn so many options.
Speaker 7: We got my man with the plane, hundred grand, we
Speaker 7: got triple s a k A not today but yesterday.
Speaker 3: A k A side quest, Yes you feel me a
Speaker 3: k A k A the gummy worms a k A
Speaker 3: the real senior citizen.
Speaker 7: I thought I was. I thought I had a thing
Speaker 7: for old with chicks with you kind of got me.
Speaker 7: You got a thing for old chicks. It's different with
Speaker 7: no teeth, no teeth, oh my god, no dental plan.
Speaker 1: A k A breast today a k A.
Speaker 3: Aka the breast to ever do.
Speaker 7: It better than all the breasts.
Speaker 3: A k A spider man or.
Speaker 7: Peter Parker said, ak a destiny all venom yesterday. Oh
Speaker 7: yestiny a k A too something to do something, my neck,
Speaker 7: in my back and ten percent body.
Speaker 1: You don't say the golden girls side, nigga.
Speaker 3: You just want to show them win today.
Speaker 7: Girl aka Blanche could never leave. I was doing today,
Speaker 7: brother man, I'm doing okay, slim Jong.
Speaker 3: I'm doing good. I'm doing good.
Speaker 7: Happy to be back here, miss the real Kevin Durant. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I'm showing you introduce your call in effect. Guess oh
Speaker 7: you're going for it ahead, Yeah, I give so.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 6: I want to introduce my illustrious, the beautiful Courtney chival
Speaker 6: shov a k A Courtney hard Dashian a k A
Speaker 6: little fizz a k A kinky Batman a k A what.
Speaker 3: You call what you call the loon?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 7: Was it buttered up? Bacon gree bacon greet There we go.
Speaker 7: Ak sunny d a k A sunny d the wet
Speaker 7: breast today? Yeah, today they came the Perubian body wave.
Speaker 3: I'm still not unative spinner.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: I know Courtney very well. I'm looking at look you're
Speaker 3: looking at the floor like this, like this you're.
Speaker 6: Lo She didn't she look at me for like five minutes.
Speaker 7: Yeh, I know the real well yeah, narrative spinner, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: A k A.
Speaker 6: Courtney. I'm sorry. You know I love you. You got
Speaker 6: to know your personal Yeah. No, for sure, Corney gonna
Speaker 6: be mad.
Speaker 7: For two business days, all right, one bit like Amazon
Speaker 7: Amazon package.
Speaker 3: She'll be good by the next day, next day, next day, delivery.
Speaker 1: Over it now?
Speaker 6: No, but yes, Courtney is in the building.
Speaker 4: Yeah. How you feeling today, court I'm hot, but we
Speaker 4: out here unnaturally hot today.
Speaker 1: It's really even this morning when I was working hot
Speaker 1: from like I started at five. By five thirty, my
Speaker 1: face was drenched. I'm like, what the fish? I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have moving fast? I want to do all this. It
Speaker 1: was so hot.
Speaker 3: I almost want to stay at work. I don't want
Speaker 3: to live, right.
Speaker 6: You don't mean nigga be out of eight fifty nine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I.
Speaker 3: Hang up to nine on three today.
Speaker 1: Yo. Man, we have had a hell of a week.
Speaker 1: But first before we talk about that week before, do
Speaker 1: you want to.
Speaker 6: What we're getting?
Speaker 3: Sorry ak for you too, bigga, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Well, I just want to say that we've been on
Speaker 1: this journey with this show for I want to say
Speaker 1: four years, three, four years something like that. I can't
Speaker 1: really recall.
Speaker 4: Was it since twenty twenty? Did you started the pandemic.
Speaker 1: After the beginnings? Maybe twenty one one? Yeah, four years.
Speaker 1: Lou has been here for most of that time. I
Speaker 1: want to say, maybe three years something like that. At
Speaker 1: least at least two and a half something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely about two and a half.
Speaker 4: And I think I'm pulling. I think I already made
Speaker 4: a year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna check now, I'm gonna check your
Speaker 3: Golden Shower video.
Speaker 1: A person that has been there, I want to say,
Speaker 1: longer than you is the person that has been edited
Speaker 1: for us this whole time. We actually went through a
Speaker 1: process where he wasn't around, and I went and found him,
Speaker 1: brought him on board, and he is behind all of
Speaker 1: the magic that you see that you used to see
Speaker 1: on YouTube is now when I'll pay youreon, that you
Speaker 1: see on Instagram, that you see on TikTok, all of
Speaker 1: the little things that you see us doing, any of
Speaker 1: the visuals. He has been behind that. And that is
Speaker 1: not something that I want to like. You gotta understand
Speaker 1: his magic to that we tried other people that didn't.
Speaker 1: It wasn't the same we missed out. Loon was like, yo,
Speaker 1: you hit me on the side of Loon runs our
Speaker 1: social media, Solun has hit me.
Speaker 7: Like yo, oh yeah, oh yeah, I forgot about that time.
Speaker 1: Yo, I don't really like Lou. I know, let's you know, listen.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, but I mean, who where's the person
Speaker 1: that used to do our ship.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep I'm gonna keep it.
Speaker 4: No, I'm probably gonna say the same thing that you
Speaker 4: did because I remember hitting Taiho and I was like
Speaker 4: this clip was as.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because you know what it is. It's like, you
Speaker 7: know how nobody make it like your your your mother
Speaker 7: or your dad makes food. It's like, no, this saw
Speaker 7: is missing something right. So I was like, from here's
Speaker 7: the fun's From the minute it happened, I was like, yo, bro,
Speaker 7: what is this? I was like no, because I'm not
Speaker 7: I'm listen, We're keeping a respectful up here. I'm not
Speaker 7: disrespecting what anybody else is doing. But I'm like, yo,
Speaker 7: I feel like there's a slight difference in quality. And
Speaker 7: that's when the whole conversation came and you know, anybody.
Speaker 7: If it's one thing people gonna realize about.
Speaker 3: Me, I'll say, what the funk I be thinking?
Speaker 7: So I wasn't my all like, yo, bro, listen, you
Speaker 7: gotta do what you gotta do, and you got it.
Speaker 7: I think you need to do this, you know, And
Speaker 7: and it was a you don't want to say, it
Speaker 7: was a very comfort me. We spoke for about an
Speaker 7: hour and I was like, here, listen, what you're saying. Right,
Speaker 7: I'm not arguing with you, but what I'm saying is
Speaker 7: we need to be wrong. Okay, we need to do
Speaker 7: what we have to do. And I'm happy that we
Speaker 7: did that.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 7: And I will also say you are responsible some of
Speaker 7: the worst days I've ever had on the internet ever.
Speaker 6: Ever.
Speaker 7: Fact, I can't tell you how many times I've woken
Speaker 7: up and I should have, say one hundred, one hundred
Speaker 7: and hundred, and.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what the fuck did I do?
Speaker 1: What did I do?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: Fl me and I'm like a ship. Niggas got me.
Speaker 7: And even when I thought like what it was, I
Speaker 7: was one, I was hoping niggas ain't see so I
Speaker 7: ain't uploaded and I skipped to the next Oh nah,
Speaker 7: you skip this.
Speaker 1: That's the social.
Speaker 3: Media because me, because with me, make sure that I'll say.
Speaker 1: And you've affected every single person here. You affected yesterday,
Speaker 1: you freed a loan. You also you broke up a
Speaker 1: relationship for her. Yeah you do you notice she you
Speaker 1: you broke up one of her relationships like they broke
Speaker 1: they broke up. So when I'm telling that to you, guys,
Speaker 1: that's listening, right, I need you to understand. He has
Speaker 1: all creative control. Like we rarely send him like your
Speaker 1: clip this so he'll watch. And what he used to
Speaker 1: tell us is like, yo, he used to hit me
Speaker 1: on the side. I'm like, yo, I love the show.
Speaker 1: I actually watched the show. And so because of that,
Speaker 1: he's able to pick the high moments in the show
Speaker 1: because he's actually finish show you went through like your
Speaker 1: clips through an editor or AI or ship like that.
Speaker 1: They don't know what the fuck, they're just going for whatever.
Speaker 4: They don't know the feel or like the gist of
Speaker 4: the show. So it's better to get someone to actually
Speaker 4: watch it.
Speaker 1: He's watching the ship right this, nigga, She posts, we
Speaker 1: posted the ship. The nigga broke up about it.
Speaker 3: It was Golden Showers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it was we was on the phone
Speaker 1: last week and yeah, man, we had a we hit
Speaker 1: a milestone. I don't know what we're doing. We're shaking
Speaker 1: these up? Are we shaking everybody? Shaking them up? Now?
Speaker 1: They don't peel you just turned turn this way, get
Speaker 1: one from the counter. You should what all right, nigga?
Speaker 1: You see everybody else had it.
Speaker 3: Take the headphones off.
Speaker 4: You have to okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Right to everybody out there. We here, we ready to
Speaker 1: celebrate harder soft hits.
Speaker 3: One should we come on camera for this?
Speaker 1: Just let them just go a hundred fucking no point.
Speaker 7: That shouldn't be bitch ship, I'm really a heart my
Speaker 7: own gun turning? God damn hands seat. We hit a
Speaker 7: hundred thousand followers on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Sh ain't pop?
Speaker 3: Go ahead?
Speaker 9: Pop?
Speaker 1: My should strong ass nigga, Yeah, god damn greasy is
Speaker 1: fucking I got a lot of baking grease on. Get
Speaker 1: the bottoms?
Speaker 3: Got this whole week? Were ship?
Speaker 1: Yeah right? You good?
Speaker 3: You really a freaking so greasey.
Speaker 1: Like being what you doing?
Speaker 3: What are you doing for?
Speaker 1: Gout? Head hold on? Why is the room is nuts?
Speaker 1: Courtney was absolutely.
Speaker 6: Nuts?
Speaker 1: Right now your ship glitch, It's cool. Don't leaving the
Speaker 1: point was making. Yeah, that's the point. We have Drew here.
Speaker 1: He flew up here from North Carolina, North Carolina.
Speaker 3: Can I can I throw something out there?
Speaker 2: Toll?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 6: I know we're making an announcement one hundred thousand, but
Speaker 6: since we since we had that? Was that a couple
Speaker 6: of days ago? We had one hundred and one thousand?
Speaker 6: So I just want to I just want to update
Speaker 6: the people.
Speaker 1: One on one and to the two people out there, like, yo,
Speaker 1: we have been through so much with this brand, so
Speaker 1: many ups and downs. Ship. We was I don't want
Speaker 1: to say banned, but we were shadow band for a
Speaker 1: long time. We might still be.
Speaker 3: We have like a permanent shadow.
Speaker 1: And Drew hit me and he was like, Yo, what's
Speaker 1: happening with you?
Speaker 3: Is your tags?
Speaker 1: He's like, they're banning your tags, so you're not being
Speaker 1: seen nowhere. So I hit Loan and I was like, YO,
Speaker 1: take those off and use these other ones, and he
Speaker 1: suggested and from there she started flying. She started flying.
Speaker 1: So thank you so much for being a fucking uh.
Speaker 1: You're really good at your job. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: If whoever's fucking Drew out there, just know he's excellent
Speaker 1: at what he does.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying honestly and truthfully, because.
Speaker 1: The motherfucker is excellent. Way, the motherfucker's talented because.
Speaker 7: He know he don't just make clips. He got he
Speaker 7: low key is like a creative director, being honest, not
Speaker 7: real ship, because it's one thing to make some ship,
Speaker 7: but it's another thing when you pick.
Speaker 3: What to actually make. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: So just know that we were going to sleep at
Speaker 7: night knowing that. Okay, we know he's gonna just make
Speaker 7: this episode. This episode is gonna be some heat. I
Speaker 7: know he's gonna do the It's a it's a luxury
Speaker 7: to be able to sleep well at night, you know,
Speaker 7: knowing that you're doing that.
Speaker 3: So yeah, man, even though I'm a fucking get your
Speaker 3: right because I know.
Speaker 1: You know absolutely right. A lot of the people here
Speaker 1: that have been part of this navy, y'all have seen
Speaker 1: so much. Y'all have seen so much. Y'all my extended family.
Speaker 1: We talk every day. We sometimes we argue, you know,
Speaker 1: more times than not, we laugh and joke with each other.
Speaker 1: I have to tie somebody up at the play party.
Speaker 4: That was so random.
Speaker 1: She reached out today and because I said I'm not
Speaker 1: I didn't want to bring the milk and table. I said,
Speaker 1: why don't you be the extra and since you want
Speaker 1: extra shit and she said, I ain't pussy or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I said, all right, So we're gonna bring you
Speaker 1: to the fucking play party. We're gonna blindfold your ass,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna tie you up on the corner. I
Speaker 1: got plans for her. I'm wondering what her permissions are, right,
Speaker 1: I'm wondering what her permissions are because I am ready
Speaker 1: to let her be jumped by her people that she permisses.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Let's see what you got
Speaker 1: since you was such a gangster.
Speaker 3: Ready to fuck you in the mouth. Consentual, yo, I
Speaker 3: ain't gonna lie consentually. I ain't saying consentually.
Speaker 4: That was just a weird thing to say, though.
Speaker 3: That's not the right word.
Speaker 1: It was aggressive.
Speaker 4: You're aggressive wondering how you are in the bedroom with
Speaker 4: your girls. You'd be like, yeah, you now what you
Speaker 4: feel about that?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 3: Like quae quick, quiet, nigga, I'm very at this levels.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it real with you. You know, it
Speaker 1: was aggressive. Barry Ship Barry last week he was here
Speaker 1: the clip that was driving. He was like, I'm just
Speaker 1: looking at the cliff like angry.
Speaker 16: This is aggressive as fun, angry, light skinned nigga in
Speaker 16: the back of the head.
Speaker 1: She hit me on the on the side and she
Speaker 1: was like, he's.
Speaker 3: He's scary nigga, like a big ass. I'll be shure.
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, that's the nigga I would not like.
Speaker 3: He looks like a sure nigga. Your nigga, the real
Speaker 3: Jaalen Hurts shut.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Barry. By the way, Barry got a
Speaker 1: new page is the Barry Love Show on Instagram. Shout
Speaker 1: out to Barry, and shout out to all of our guests,
Speaker 1: all of the people that have been on the show
Speaker 1: that have helped us get to this space. You know,
Speaker 1: it's a great space for social media. It doesn't really
Speaker 1: make or break the brand, but it says something about
Speaker 1: the people that said, Yo, I like them, I fucked them.
Speaker 1: I want to see more of them. That says something,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: You know, it's crazy we don't even have a thousand guests.
Speaker 7: I know she ain't fuck a thousand niggas.
Speaker 3: I just thought about it. She ain't fucking thousand niggas.
Speaker 3: We ain't have a thousand guests. Ain't no way. She
Speaker 3: fucking more niggas, and we had guests, you.
Speaker 1: Know what, You know what I mean, we was only
Speaker 1: fucking They called it once a week.
Speaker 3: She don't got a thousand.
Speaker 1: This is only three four years.
Speaker 3: She don't got a thousand. He's not wronging the week.
Speaker 1: Of course it's ten years. That's still only five hundred damn.
Speaker 3: So it's hard trying to sound is a tough number, bro.
Speaker 3: A thousand niggas.
Speaker 1: Guys, we have been here for some time. We had
Speaker 1: to stop against some water.
Speaker 4: History strokes in here.
Speaker 3: Court.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't done this segment in a while. Being
Speaker 1: at your back seeming to be back in action, Oh god,
Speaker 1: seemingly Okay, What's what got you hard this week?
Speaker 3: What got your mused? Learn that new dragon?
Speaker 4: Dragon?
Speaker 1: So what do you when you're when you're playing with
Speaker 1: your what are you watching porn?
Speaker 14: Like?
Speaker 1: What do you know? You're just in your crib and
Speaker 1: the dark stuff in your face? No, no, no, no, no, I'm.
Speaker 4: Actually chimming myself. What I'm filming myself. I like the
Speaker 4: way I look when I'm doing certain things. Can you
Speaker 4: be filming yourself sucking or riding it in different position.
Speaker 1: Don't you try to take.
Speaker 4: And I know she's dressed up for the lingerie on
Speaker 4: and I will be in front of.
Speaker 3: The video yet.
Speaker 1: Drew down on the breast off.
Speaker 3: You gotta be careful.
Speaker 7: You got to people gradually into that comic. Yeah, because
Speaker 7: if a girl this is a video sucking a dick
Speaker 7: and a cat woman leather, I'm just gonna be like,
Speaker 7: so what are you doing with the video shows?
Speaker 3: Quick?
Speaker 4: I keep them, I keep them to myself and sometimes
Speaker 4: I'm master off my own videos.
Speaker 3: No, Cordy, you a different level, Cordy, I was.
Speaker 14: I wasn't thinking just be fired too. But they have
Speaker 14: other people in there, Like I never just wanted to
Speaker 14: me jacking off and the jacked off to be jacking off.
Speaker 14: That's a crazy gay you feel it.
Speaker 4: But my so my solo play is fire. But you
Speaker 4: know there's cam girls and solo plays. So my solo
Speaker 4: plays fire, and I like to get off of my
Speaker 4: own solo play.
Speaker 3: You know that's a re rock right there for you.
Speaker 3: That might be the most conceited ship out.
Speaker 1: This is a jerk off to himself jerking off. I
Speaker 1: was like I was sitting there listening to him like, Yo,
Speaker 1: that's interesting, play bro gay ish and speaking of Linda, Yo,
Speaker 1: he helped us get here, come, helped us get here
Speaker 1: to Yana helped us get a Glittersaurus Toro, bacon fucking
Speaker 1: meat pocket meat pocket. Yeah, y'all know meat pocket meat pocket. Yo.
Speaker 1: We've had so many people walking wolf crazy te on,
Speaker 1: so many people that we've had helpless to get here.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say that, but yeah, yeah, solute, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You're just sitting there watching it.
Speaker 1: You're just sitting there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I get on my own I get on my own
Speaker 4: solo play.
Speaker 1: Off to it. And I'm with you on that. I
Speaker 1: didn't want you to take the joy out of her
Speaker 1: doing it, watching it back and just rubbing yourself while
Speaker 1: you stuff in your face with it's.
Speaker 4: Not something I want to But I'm also writing too, like,
Speaker 4: I'm also writing it too, So I'm doing this.
Speaker 1: I thought you was double penetrating. I was about to.
Speaker 3: Wrap this up, y'all. I ain't gonna lie, are you good?
Speaker 8: Yo?
Speaker 3: Yo? Grip loan lonely do something.
Speaker 6: You have friends as friends.
Speaker 3: I've been trying for three years. Friend, that's not Yo,
Speaker 3: that's a real thing though, I like, all right, what
Speaker 3: is happening? Wait, all right, all right.
Speaker 7: Outside of Courtney, because she's like that cousin from Canada
Speaker 7: that you see once in summer.
Speaker 3: Right, are that certain?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 16: You know?
Speaker 3: I'm not yo.
Speaker 7: Don't like you never had like a no no, no,
Speaker 7: I'm not not saying you will be, but I want
Speaker 7: to see this. It's like kind of flat No, you're
Speaker 7: never like said that like brolly.
Speaker 1: No, it's just be a butt after were friends in
Speaker 1: the beginning at even if it's a fat as, it's
Speaker 1: not like yo. You gotta know they'd be like yo,
Speaker 1: you you were your fat ass or something like. It's
Speaker 1: like friendly fat ass.
Speaker 3: Not like perfect ass out of here with the biggest cities.
Speaker 1: I don't see it.
Speaker 7: He did it?
Speaker 1: He did yesterday? Click? What time is it? What I
Speaker 1: need that the tongue.
Speaker 3: Know what part of North Carolina?
Speaker 1: Did you see it?
Speaker 3: Carolina? Yesterday?
Speaker 7: What is the time?
Speaker 1: Stample this yesterday?
Speaker 3: And yes, give the tomtown make you like very difficult.
Speaker 1: I'll find it, you know I can, but I'll come
Speaker 1: in the discorder everyone for anybody be it that wants
Speaker 1: to see doctor Tongue just know you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: see it on the Patreon. It will be in this episode. Right,
Speaker 1: it's right there, he did it. You've been controlling the
Speaker 1: tongue for so long.
Speaker 6: You must be really excited.
Speaker 4: That his tongue jumped out of his mouth.
Speaker 1: It jumped out and like it did the thing, it
Speaker 1: did the thing. This slither is you definitely slithering slithering
Speaker 1: because he's.
Speaker 7: Holding his but he can't hold the tongue in the
Speaker 7: but at the same time, he can only work one muscle,
Speaker 7: so the tongue just let out.
Speaker 3: I'm glad, everybody is all. I'm glad everybody is having fun. Yo, everybody,
Speaker 3: I'm letting you know when I'm coming on time.
Speaker 1: Next week.
Speaker 2: I don't want.
Speaker 1: Yo.
Speaker 6: I'm taking names and kicking ass next week.
Speaker 3: Remember when they killed John? Remember when they kill John
Speaker 3: w Dog?
Speaker 1: Remember Yo? The beam where the nigga walks in the
Speaker 1: room mad serious and stares everybody down. Next week.
Speaker 4: Next week is gonna be him?
Speaker 1: Oh, I got him? Just watch I got him, loom.
Speaker 6: Don't what made you heard this?
Speaker 3: One? A couple of things?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: One? I like leg muscles. That's what a man weird.
Speaker 7: I don't know something about that little cut right there
Speaker 7: in the leg kind of got them a little excited.
Speaker 7: But the other thing that I noticed, you ever, like,
Speaker 7: so you know, when you first have sex with somebody,
Speaker 7: it's almost like dating, right when you meet somebody first
Speaker 7: and you're a little nervous, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 7: kind of you know, hoping you say and do the
Speaker 7: right things, et cetera, et cetera, saying to a fucking
Speaker 7: sometimes when you first start fucking somebody, kind of your mind,
Speaker 7: I'm like, damn, I hope I'm doing my thing. You
Speaker 7: know what I'm saying, Like you can you can almost
Speaker 7: be in your head a little but maybe a little
Speaker 7: bit of nervous.
Speaker 3: Fuck.
Speaker 7: But I was fucking my shorty like the other day,
Speaker 7: and like that was the first time that I verrely
Speaker 7: remember just being like, yo, I got this, Like you know,
Speaker 7: it's like like you know, you know, like you know.
Speaker 3: You know the Jackie Rob. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: Like you take this route to work every day. I
Speaker 3: could do this wrong with my eyes closed. I know it,
Speaker 3: like I know this route.
Speaker 7: So that was so now I'm starting to feel like
Speaker 7: I noticed what I'm saying, lives, I'm using GPS.
Speaker 3: No more. That's kind.
Speaker 1: That is such especially for men. I don't know about
Speaker 1: how if that is for women. If you just know
Speaker 1: what he likes to make him, I don't know if
Speaker 1: that's the thing. It probably is. But knowing how to
Speaker 1: make knowing your girl's spots the thing she's into. It's
Speaker 1: such a fucking that ships. Such a chess piece. Bro,
Speaker 1: bro that ship bro. Once you know her body. And
Speaker 1: it took me mad long. I tell you, I was
Speaker 1: just fucking mad long. I wasn't even trying to learn.
Speaker 1: I just thought she But to her credit, we I
Speaker 1: asked her, like, yo, why are you not so much
Speaker 1: more now than you're used to? And she said, I
Speaker 1: know my body more like I wasn't.
Speaker 4: Really, that's it. That's true too. Like you, as you're
Speaker 4: getting older and as you're in a relationship with someone,
Speaker 4: you get to learn your body a little bit better
Speaker 4: as well. Yeah, absolutely, especially if you have the same
Speaker 4: partner for quite some time. Yeah, you start to understanding
Speaker 4: your body more.
Speaker 1: What is the understanding that you have with your body?
Speaker 1: Because I can tell you what I know about you
Speaker 1: know the way I'm moving there.
Speaker 3: But what do you?
Speaker 4: I think for me, it's more like we're exploring, and
Speaker 4: now I understand what I really do like, and then
Speaker 4: I can also communicate to you what I really do like,
Speaker 4: oh I don't like because like in the beginning, you can't.
Speaker 4: We don't really tell your partner, oh I really don't.
Speaker 4: But now when you get comfortable, you're like, hey, like
Speaker 4: I loved when you did this, or maybe let's not
Speaker 4: do that anymore. Or I think it's a comfortability with
Speaker 4: your partner, and that's when you're like, Okay, now I
Speaker 4: know my body more and I'm comfortable saying what my
Speaker 4: body likes. I think that's what That's what it is.
Speaker 1: Are you in your head directing yourself towards your orgasms
Speaker 1: or your combs, because to me, it seems like it's
Speaker 1: very mental.
Speaker 4: For women, I think it is mental, like I think
Speaker 4: for men it's like more physical like, but for women,
Speaker 4: we like the mental have to be there because now
Speaker 4: I'm thinking about, oh my god, he's hitting that spot.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I loved he ate my pussy. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, I love when he puts me in this position.
Speaker 4: Like you're thinking, You're like, oh, all this together is
Speaker 4: mentally making me get to my orgasm.
Speaker 1: Do you ever think about the last time your orgasm
Speaker 1: when you to make yourself orgasm now.
Speaker 4: Absolutely absolutely like ooh women's And then I'm thinking and
Speaker 4: I'm replaying that in my head. I'm like, oh shit,
Speaker 4: remember that if I.
Speaker 1: Put you in one position that you know you like,
Speaker 1: is that automatically like a direct conduit towards it. It's
Speaker 1: if it's after I made you not this way last time? Yes,
Speaker 1: do you relate to oh shit?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: And now I'm thinking about it, and now I'm connecting,
Speaker 4: and I'm just like, Okay, we're getting there. We're getting there.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie. Sometimes it can't be just straight
Speaker 4: physical too, I'm not. I don't want to say it's
Speaker 4: straight mental for all women. I think sometimes it is
Speaker 4: physical with us as well, because like if you have
Speaker 4: a toy on my clip and you fucking me, like,
Speaker 4: I'm just thinking about that toy in my clit at
Speaker 4: the time, I'm not thinking about all the other shit
Speaker 4: that's happened before you.
Speaker 7: Ever you ever like thought about an earlier relation ship
Speaker 7: you had and like maybe they might have said or
Speaker 7: did something upset you, but you just didn't know what
Speaker 7: it was or how to even like articulate why you
Speaker 7: feel how you feel, and then maybe later on, as
Speaker 7: time goes by, you might think back and say, you
Speaker 7: know what it was because of this, and when they
Speaker 7: did this, it might not have been of what they
Speaker 7: said about how they said it. And now, like you know,
Speaker 7: you probably know how to communicate certain things now that
Speaker 7: you couldn't before. So when you get older, be the
Speaker 7: same thing with sex, be certain shit that you like.
Speaker 7: But how do I tell Like, how do I tell you?
Speaker 7: How do I communicate this to you for you to understand? Like,
Speaker 7: it's very difficult, you know what it is that I want.
Speaker 7: I can be fairly difficult, And sometimes all it takes
Speaker 7: is time, Like as you get older, like you know,
Speaker 7: certain shit like I like this this way, I like
Speaker 7: it when.
Speaker 3: You do it at this time. Like it's hard sometimes
Speaker 3: to like get that point across.
Speaker 1: Three sixty moment to what we were talking about earlier. Yes, sorry,
Speaker 1: I know you got something to say three sixty moment.
Speaker 1: This is exactly what I was saying earlier. It's hard
Speaker 1: to communicate it once you understand it because you so
Speaker 1: in your rhythm about what you always do or whatever.
Speaker 1: But with time, the sex can't get better.
Speaker 8: Whoa.
Speaker 7: You know what, I don't want to be the person
Speaker 7: to put negativity into the atmosphere, so I'm gonna sit
Speaker 7: this one out.
Speaker 4: I don't necessarily see this still on the fence that
Speaker 4: you can teach a man how to stroke. I'm still
Speaker 4: on the fence about that.
Speaker 1: I'm still my stroke has definitely changed. But you're right,
Speaker 1: I had to want to.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 11: No, I'm saying, yeah, your stroke changed too. Oh yeah,
Speaker 11: because of my back.
Speaker 3: But why.
Speaker 7: B it's the hardest soft show because yesterday back I
Speaker 7: left that shy and like six on his way to
Speaker 7: King's calendar.
Speaker 4: You know what made me soft this week?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: We didn't do the hert Oh we said heart this week?
Speaker 1: But fine, what made you hear me?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: So that was before the heart and okay, no, I'm
Speaker 4: not trying to rush it, but I'm just thinking about
Speaker 4: what made me soft?
Speaker 3: What made you so? The quack the quack quack loom,
Speaker 3: pounding that duck out.
Speaker 11: I knew that wasn't gonna be good. Pounding that duck out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that made me so.
Speaker 4: I don't even want to think about this, but I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't stop thinking about I'm so happy I did
Speaker 4: that to you? So happy, I'm supposed to duck tonight
Speaker 4: just to make me feel better.
Speaker 1: Camera my nigga, Okay, yesterday, what made you hard? This week?
Speaker 6: H made me hard this week? Somebody told me that
Speaker 6: they wanted to smash me up. I was doing some
Speaker 6: question thing on my Instagram the other day and somebody
Speaker 6: wrote me on the side and was like, I'm tired
Speaker 6: of you playing.
Speaker 3: They just was real aggressive and I was like, that
Speaker 3: was kind of fire.
Speaker 4: I like that they want to smash you up.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 11: It was like, nigga, I want to smash you up
Speaker 11: with a grilled cheese.
Speaker 6: She's falling out the side.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yo, wait, they want to smash you up
Speaker 4: like a grilled cheese.
Speaker 6: Know when the cheese fall out the side of the
Speaker 6: grilled cheese, Like it's like like splat, like like the
Speaker 6: Monstars on Space Tam.
Speaker 4: Do you think that's sexy?
Speaker 3: It's like a smash burger.
Speaker 6: Like it was the al that's not I want to
Speaker 6: smash you like grilled cheese. She didn't say that specifically,
Speaker 6: but she just said that. You're like, I know, you
Speaker 6: be talking about getting smashed and you like doing all
Speaker 6: of that stuff and you know she said other stuff
Speaker 6: that was like, I just like when people are very
Speaker 6: direct with me. Yeah, that's what made me.
Speaker 3: Maybe y'all should change the direction a little bit.
Speaker 1: Smash you like the cheese hanging out, but he likes
Speaker 1: those type of.
Speaker 12: Like that.
Speaker 1: This guy's a bag of ice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, friender bender teeth out.
Speaker 1: Very interesting fell over here, he's very interesting.
Speaker 3: More you get to know this.
Speaker 4: Guy, very interesting fellaw.
Speaker 1: Well, he said, you think you knew me, You really
Speaker 1: have no idea. I didn't, and now I'm learning you.
Speaker 3: Never really know.
Speaker 7: You really don't know someone like I would never see
Speaker 7: him on the train and think that this is what
Speaker 7: he types in on porn? Dude is I wont know
Speaker 7: what what she would probably type in on porn, but
Speaker 7: I would never look at you within Yeah, b b
Speaker 7: W grany's with no teeth.
Speaker 3: Sometimes sometimes it might be jobs. I didn't know gum
Speaker 3: job was a thing. It might be s S bb
Speaker 3: W super size.
Speaker 7: Wait wait, that's is that a level above bbwes? So
Speaker 7: that's like super saying BBW supersize bb W. That's that's
Speaker 7: like the ko can of BBWs. So is that like
Speaker 7: that with the Charles ha Like, is.
Speaker 6: That what that it's that it's a level up from regular.
Speaker 3: That's the s FY fifty.
Speaker 4: Mercedes Big Body.
Speaker 3: That's the Jet Blue.
Speaker 1: You up here from North Carolina. I'd like to know
Speaker 1: what got you hard this week?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna workaholic, So it's like really like when I'm
Speaker 2: doing my ship and the girls trying to do everything
Speaker 2: to get you to not do work that's should get
Speaker 2: me right, It's just like, nah, the temptation is there,
Speaker 2: but then I'm just like trying to like decide whether
Speaker 2: like am I.
Speaker 4: Really all my ship enough to even get this ship?
Speaker 2: I'm like and usually it's like the peak of work
Speaker 2: and then I just pause and do that ship that
Speaker 2: gets me right. It's like, yeah, I really deserve this
Speaker 2: ship that gets me rock hard. It's like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: putting in the work.
Speaker 4: They want to see how you look, Drew. They want
Speaker 4: to see how you look like, got arrived on my gun,
Speaker 4: so I don't.
Speaker 3: Go shoot you. Okay.
Speaker 1: Does anybody have a hard things? People like in the bedroom?
Speaker 1: Things that make us hard?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, Yesterday's camera things that make us hard.
Speaker 3: It's gonna sound so dumb.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 3: I like? When I put my dick in that first
Speaker 3: and our mouth just open. Oh yeah, I ain't gonna
Speaker 3: demo because that's crazy, you know, Like I just like that, like,
Speaker 3: oh ship, I really like that.
Speaker 1: I really like the reaction to penetration that women give you,
Speaker 1: Like this is why I be talking about for so long.
Speaker 1: Had really not my thing because I don't get that
Speaker 1: saying like they just go like it's not like when
Speaker 1: you first put your meeting and you could just see
Speaker 1: that jokes in their body.
Speaker 8: Like.
Speaker 3: That's my favorite part of sex.
Speaker 1: It's that because we're visual and we like the audio.
Speaker 1: We like the response that women give us to you
Speaker 1: know what I mean that we're affecting that way. And
Speaker 1: so when I'm giving them a head and they just
Speaker 1: they lean back and they it's just not.
Speaker 4: I have a heart, I forget it. My heart is missionary.
Speaker 4: And he's staring at you and it's like a stare
Speaker 4: and it's like, yeah, I'm I'm fucking you like this,
Speaker 4: I'm fucking you like this, and you're just and he's
Speaker 4: talking to you. It's not even nothing crazy like you
Speaker 4: like it. It's just like, damn, I missed this pussy.
Speaker 4: You missed what you want me to say? I love
Speaker 4: you after this is going on.
Speaker 1: I'm very passionate.
Speaker 9: She'sa listen listen, I know what's going on. What's going on, Listen, listen.
Speaker 6: I think we are all happy for you. I think
Speaker 6: I'll speak for myself, but I'm happy for you. I
Speaker 6: know you've been going through a lot, Court, I know
Speaker 6: you've been through a strenuous process, and I'm happy that
Speaker 6: you're enjoying the summer. I'm happy that you're enjoying life again.
Speaker 3: I'm having so much fun over here. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you guys, we're done recording. What are
Speaker 3: you doing, bro, I'm texting cording.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's been texting me duck videos. He's texting me
Speaker 4: dunk videos this whole time, and I'm so traumatized. I
Speaker 4: am so traumatized by.
Speaker 1: Him right, so much. That's why you said you was.
Speaker 4: Dunk videos ever since Matt Duck gifts and I'm just like, damn,
Speaker 4: this is like, I'm.
Speaker 3: So mighty ducks.
Speaker 1: What about a soft y'all? Get us out of here,
Speaker 1: close us out, Curry Dug.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm not dunky y'all.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Yo, so dis wrong with me?
Speaker 1: Yo, I'm sorry this nigga.
Speaker 6: Everybody, and this nigga slap his knee.
Speaker 4: I'm so hot, Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Oh where is myself? All right, he's weak.
Speaker 1: You're weak. You clink off your own joke, young ju?
Speaker 3: You see this week? All right? All right?
Speaker 7: Okay, it is the pre work I got me wilding.
Speaker 7: We're keeping a Hunding's keep it funny.
Speaker 1: You know what that said?
Speaker 3: Next week?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: About next week?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yo.
Speaker 7: I hate when people over promising under delivered mm hmmm,
Speaker 7: because like you don't have to say anything, you know,
Speaker 7: like what's mynny, I'm gonna bring you some Chipotle and
Speaker 7: don't you even ask for a Chipotle?
Speaker 3: Alright, nigga, now where's Chipotle?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I don't really like when it comes I always try
Speaker 7: to remain like in a real serious conversation with like
Speaker 7: somebody that I'm dating. I like to be like super
Speaker 7: duper humble when it comes to like sexual conversations and
Speaker 7: like my capabilities and shit like that, you know what
Speaker 7: I mean. But when you like talking real big hot shit,
Speaker 7: you know what I'm saying, like X Y and Z
Speaker 7: whoop people. To be honest, I'm kind of a little
Speaker 7: turned off on the love if that sounds kind of crazy,
Speaker 7: but I'm very a little turned off.
Speaker 4: I don't know why I could show you better that
Speaker 4: I can tell you.
Speaker 7: Dan, It's like, okay, now I kind of got you
Speaker 7: on this scope or I have you like on a pedestal,
Speaker 7: and you're kind of making it harder for yourself, you
Speaker 7: know what I mean? Like, if I don't expect anything
Speaker 7: from you, then I'll just be happy. Usually I'll be happy.
Speaker 3: Whatever is that I get.
Speaker 7: But I got this whole big ass large expectation for
Speaker 7: what is you about to do? And you don't really
Speaker 7: fulfill that agreement. I'm kind of unsatisfied, and I gotta
Speaker 7: leave your bad YELP review.
Speaker 4: I don't like snock on my dick, Like when someone's
Speaker 4: sucking your dick and it's like.
Speaker 1: It falls in a there's a consistency of spit that's fire.
Speaker 3: How do we get here? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Did I ruin your story?
Speaker 3: Among other things?
Speaker 1: How do you just, oh, no, snot is my thing?
Speaker 1: When that that coming out like the face thing, yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's not coming out the nose and you're mixing
Speaker 1: it with the spit and.
Speaker 11: With the tears to fire you like all that, all that, whatever,
Speaker 11: all the whole company.
Speaker 3: Just no teeth that too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think snot is my vibe? Like you
Speaker 1: need to blow your nose?
Speaker 3: Do you have allergies?
Speaker 16: Do you need to.
Speaker 1: Do you need to sneeze? Sneeze because then you because
Speaker 1: because what they do is they wipe the whole ship
Speaker 1: on your ship.
Speaker 9: I ain't.
Speaker 3: Got my DIXI yeah, we don't need to do that.
Speaker 3: Court you you're snytter.
Speaker 4: If it's if it's deep, yeah, if it's deep in there,
Speaker 4: I got flu there's yours your problem, it's my fluid.
Speaker 1: I don't care or not that I hear that. Yo,
Speaker 1: Yes you got any input on these hearts and soft
Speaker 1: of what we are here? We are here, I mean
Speaker 1: you want to actually matter of fact, I'll be real quick.
Speaker 1: This is this is my soft right here.
Speaker 6: I hate when people text me things that should be
Speaker 6: over a phone call. So if you're if you feel
Speaker 6: like you want to do something to me sexually, or
Speaker 6: you know something like that, or you want to get
Speaker 6: into the bag, I don't feel like texting is always.
Speaker 3: The medium for that.
Speaker 4: Really, where you want to voice note, you want to FaceTime.
Speaker 6: Voice note, face phone call is good, don't text me like, yeah,
Speaker 6: I want.
Speaker 3: You to be like, Bro, I don't have time. I
Speaker 3: not reading all of that, and I'm not getting hard
Speaker 3: off of reading that. You're very strange, you know, I
Speaker 3: mean me a voice note or you.
Speaker 6: Called me on the phone and say some ship, he's
Speaker 6: a strange man that I try to tell you you
Speaker 6: are actually strange because what's wrong with the text?
Speaker 3: Now you can reread that ship all day with you
Speaker 3: gonna respond to it? Or I'm not reading the text.
Speaker 6: For the same reason that niggas don't read porn books,
Speaker 6: go watch the porn books that listen to the porn books.
Speaker 6: That don't go read the porn they're not reading Kuan
Speaker 6: Mills and insane books. Bro talking about.
Speaker 7: I'm going I'm gonna keep it a hundred if we
Speaker 7: have like a conversation like about like an argument or
Speaker 7: something like that. I'm not reading anything past three or
Speaker 7: four lines. But if you send me a text that
Speaker 7: was a thesis statement what you want to do to me,
Speaker 7: I will pull this car over and this in the
Speaker 7: middle of traffic, put my hazards on.
Speaker 3: I need to read, and I will.
Speaker 7: Read every word that you said, every single every word,
Speaker 7: every word, and then respond I.
Speaker 1: Used to read sex stories me too, like in the
Speaker 1: back of Hustler and ship like that. I used to
Speaker 1: literally flip through the Hustler to the back the little
Speaker 1: short story section and read that ship and visualize what
Speaker 1: I'm reading.
Speaker 4: You can't use your imagination.
Speaker 7: Yes, I remember I got in trouble in the fourth grade.
Speaker 7: My grandmother gave me ten dollars about one of the
Speaker 7: Little Hood book from the Niggas on Fulton, and they
Speaker 7: was fucking in that book and I was like, like,
Speaker 7: oh they're getting.
Speaker 1: That was pouring back in this n before porn.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love sending the nasty text invisible list or
Speaker 4: echo we we we we.
Speaker 3: Let me talk, met me.
Speaker 6: And echo the slam one.
Speaker 3: N I like a pussy when it's slams. Just that's
Speaker 3: some powerful pussy right there.
Speaker 1: And gentlemen, this has been an amazing episode that was
Speaker 1: fired by the way, I don't think I've ever gotten
Speaker 1: the several screen I don't think I've ever got one
Speaker 1: of those fires. And I also was you know what
Speaker 1: else makes me soft? When they put the invisible over
Speaker 1: the nude, especially when it's a video, and then I
Speaker 1: can't I'm trying to get the fucking and the literalgy
Speaker 1: is going away coming back?
Speaker 4: Say why because we don't know who you're around, and
Speaker 4: if you don't have like that protective screen, I don't
Speaker 4: just want my nude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I can't get this video to.
Speaker 6: You have to wipe it first, and then you don't
Speaker 6: even need to do that.
Speaker 4: All you have to do is just download it and
Speaker 4: watch it from your from your photo album.
Speaker 3: Actually a lot of work.
Speaker 5: No, it's not.
Speaker 4: It's one button download.
Speaker 7: Just like all of soft video when I upload them
Speaker 7: in the morning. That's why I be having all download.
Speaker 7: Where's that I ain't.
Speaker 1: Gonna lot to you. I didn't even know that's what
Speaker 1: you had to do. Yeah, just download so you don't
Speaker 1: have to do that.
Speaker 4: You don't have to do it. All you have to
Speaker 4: do is hit the download button, go into your photo
Speaker 4: app and watch the video.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that either. You're a what I give
Speaker 3: this just like get this away from it.
Speaker 1: Had no idea that you learned something new everyday.
Speaker 3: It's for business.
Speaker 1: I learned something new every fucking day, y'all. It has
Speaker 1: been an amazing episode. Slightly long. I apologize for the extent,
Speaker 1: but yo, this was a celebratory moment. I also was
Speaker 1: waiting for Kasha to show up. She was supposed to
Speaker 1: pop in but she couldn't make it today. Also reach
Speaker 1: out to Kasha. She just dropped the book. She just
Speaker 1: dropped her first book and also her e classes. So
Speaker 1: reach out to Kasha. Go to all Underscore AU Underscore
Speaker 1: Natural thirty eight. She will be hosting our play party
Speaker 1: Game Day this Saturday, July twenty sixth. All right, Also
Speaker 1: Kingston Drinks is before that. Courtney already told y'all all
Speaker 1: of the people that we have there and we get
Speaker 1: in the play party chat lit in the discord. So
Speaker 1: if you're listening, come on over there. All right, news
Speaker 1: is about to be flying and talk about what we
Speaker 1: want to do.
Speaker 3: Yo, heto Can you add me to the channel? Please?
Speaker 1: My brother, I love you, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Before we go, say one thing.
Speaker 6: Yes, we give out a lot of salutes today, guys,
Speaker 6: but I definitely want to salute Tahoe. Right, I feel
Speaker 6: like you've given a lot of salutes, but I definitely
Speaker 6: want to salute Tahoe. And you know, just everything that
Speaker 6: you've done and your constant work, You're constant. You know
Speaker 6: what I'm saying. Being on top of things. You know
Speaker 6: what I'm saying. I think everybody in this room, all
Speaker 6: of us, I think, is very appreciative and very much
Speaker 6: grateful for you. You know what I'm saying, Everything that
Speaker 6: you've been able to do and you know us being
Speaker 6: on this journey together. So want a salute to you too.
Speaker 1: Yo. It's not it's yo. All of us add to
Speaker 1: this ship, bro, all of us. But to be honest,
Speaker 1: as you said that, Yo, you thinking me, and not
Speaker 1: only do I gotta thank y'all, but we gotta thinking
Speaker 1: that Navy. Yeah, people that have been here with us
Speaker 1: when things was up, when it went down. Shout out
Speaker 1: to heto you know what I'm saying, for helping us
Speaker 1: rock the Patreon and controlling us on the discord. Shout
Speaker 1: out to all of the people that make every day
Speaker 1: amazing in the net Navy, including Tie Listen.
Speaker 7: I don't know what your beef is time, yo, Yo,
Speaker 7: y'all know how I feel about y'all. When I see y'all,
Speaker 7: it's Christina like. But y'all know how I feel about y'all.
Speaker 3: Y'all know, y'all my man's turning grands with the plans.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Even time, sex, love, relationships, and accountability. This is the
Speaker 1: hardest soft show the sure