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<v Speaker 1>Now we have to get to lunch. It is lentil soup.

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<v Speaker 1>The lentil soup as hot as fuck, and the guests

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<v Speaker 1>want it chilled. So Ben hatches a plan. Pour it

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<v Speaker 1>into a steaming tray.

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<v Speaker 2>Have the knuckles of a very hairy white trash guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>move that bag of ice around on top of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll slam two bags of ice in

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<v Speaker 1>the soup and then we'll just start moving them around. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if the the plastic will lend any

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<v Speaker 1>kind of flavor to the lentil soup, but I'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to think that it will. But luckily these are tongue

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<v Speaker 1>blind morons. They say it's delicious. Night Falls, Hilo. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another brandspaging new episode of the Trying to Squitz

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<v Speaker 1>a recap up. Welcome aboard, It's below Deck, season one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Dylan, settled up next to Patrick Kicky oh Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sad that we're ending our journey here. This

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<v Speaker 2>is the I guess the next to last episode, would

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<v Speaker 2>you quit?

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<v Speaker 1>Mopen?

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta deliver. I'm trying to pull together the core

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<v Speaker 2>three from interior for our final episode, episode ten. The

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<v Speaker 2>final charter got a lot of work.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta burp you do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you hear that?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>The reason I tell you to stop mopen is because

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<v Speaker 1>we got plenty more from this season. We got reunions,

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<v Speaker 1>we got you know, we got stuff to get into.

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<v Speaker 1>But we're also going to go to the next season,

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<v Speaker 1>season two.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, we making that announcement.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, We'll always be doing from the vault below deck

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<v Speaker 1>on Patreon.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like, right do I hate to have our

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<v Speaker 2>business meetings on air, Dylan? But perhaps because we have

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<v Speaker 2>so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Not get paid enough? You want more?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, no, we have so much content behind the

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<v Speaker 2>paywall at this point. You know, for the month of

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<v Speaker 2>October we got the APS's Love is Blind. We might

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<v Speaker 2>want to put our season two coverage a blow deck

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<v Speaker 2>on the free feet just saying, just.

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<v Speaker 1>Saying no, we might want to take a break from

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<v Speaker 1>season two coverage, but fucking people aren't getting that fucking

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<v Speaker 1>shit for free. I don't know, we'll think of all right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about it. You know, I hate when you

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<v Speaker 1>do that.

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<v Speaker 2>What we were having a business meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, do you think Barry Gordy negotiated the Motown

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<v Speaker 1>contracts on our time? Television.

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<v Speaker 2>No, absolutely not. That'd be stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be fucking crazy fools. There, let's get into

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<v Speaker 1>the episode. I did not like it.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't like this episode? No, huh, but this five pots.

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<v Speaker 2>That's your thoughts and knots. But Lee was a.

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<v Speaker 1>Extraordinary ass. Were's the first one that we did realist one?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that whole fire thing. Hmm, yeah, well I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot what happened five parts? Okay, well I liked it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think how's it end? Oh, Dylan, you missed how

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<v Speaker 2>Sam and CJ they decided to drink a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>coronas in the ocean because they got caught doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, they had said they were gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>off doing well, they lied a little bit, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>To be fair, they lied, and the conflict resolution for

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<v Speaker 2>that error of judgment is they're gonna ding them their

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<v Speaker 2>tip money, which is wildly illegal. And this is signed

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<v Speaker 2>off by Captain Lee himself. That was crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, but you know we have laws, we have labor laws,

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<v Speaker 2>not out at sea. Well that's that's it's a fair

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<v Speaker 2>enough point.

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<v Speaker 1>But let me yeah, it's a fair enough point.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me throw an analogy at you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you work at this sounds like a Walmart?

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<v Speaker 2>You work at Walmart?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this sounds like the beginning of a porn.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, fair enough. Boss catches you with a natty light

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<v Speaker 2>on your lunch break. Yep, okay. He tells you he

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<v Speaker 2>won't fire you, but you're not getting paid for the

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<v Speaker 2>last two days of work. That's what happened here.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a fair trade off.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone called Johnny cochrane.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he take workplace?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure he took everything. He's a lawyer.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean you're not going to go to a

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<v Speaker 1>merger's and acquisitions lawyer and go, hey, I fell and

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<v Speaker 1>the handicap wasn't right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think Johnny was a general lawyer. He'd sue

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<v Speaker 2>anybody for anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, like a general practitioner. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I got my blood work back yesterday to go thankfully,

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<v Speaker 1>knock on wood. All good. But my vitamin D levels

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<v Speaker 1>are low. I've been taking vitamin D every morning. What

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<v Speaker 1>is in these pills?

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<v Speaker 2>What would deplete your vitamin D? Is that? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Never going outside? Oh okay, but I take vitamin D

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't go outside.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you gotta get some sun every once in a while.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a balance, though.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the last time you had blood work done for.

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<v Speaker 2>My life insurance policy? How did it look good?

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<v Speaker 1>Cholesterol good?

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<v Speaker 2>I got a million dollars insurance policy. So yeah, oh wow,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't tell any Does Chari know that? Uh no,

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<v Speaker 2>she thinks it's less because I don't want to die.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a good what'd you tell her? I said,

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<v Speaker 1>seven thousand dollars? It's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, because that's

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<v Speaker 1>not worth killing somebody out. No, definitely not No, unless

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<v Speaker 1>you're like the Sultan of Brunei and you just want

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<v Speaker 1>to kill somebody. You don't even need the money.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know he was a violent leader. You want

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<v Speaker 2>to get in the episode?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I want you to give your pots.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I really liked the episode out forty knots.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's getting the episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay. The show begins with kat after the day

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<v Speaker 2>after show, Well, she nearly escaped Alcatraz, and I do

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<v Speaker 2>want to use this as an analogy Alcatraz in this

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<v Speaker 2>vessel at this point, aren't too different, think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Captain Lee kind of looks like Sean Connery exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>You were out in the middle of the ocean.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, j kind of looks like nick Cage.

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<v Speaker 2>You're bunking next to people that have mental disorders, right,

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<v Speaker 2>that's also prison. Yep, one of these people could uh well,

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<v Speaker 2>one of these people ends every sentence with the word darling.

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<v Speaker 2>He's insane, right, it's Alcatraz. Feel bad for these sea rats.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, Adrian's like the warden. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I like that porcupine is like the sympathetic corrections officer

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<v Speaker 1>who smuggles drugs and fair.

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<v Speaker 2>He's Andy Dufrain, Andy Dufrain.

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<v Speaker 1>No. And there's also sharks in the water. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>go out, killer whales yeah, and the bloated bodies of

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<v Speaker 1>the people who have jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge

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<v Speaker 1>to kill themselves. Oh yeah, imagine swimming. You're all fatigued,

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<v Speaker 1>you're almost the other shore. Oh whoa holy shit, run

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<v Speaker 1>into that thing. Spike your heart rate up, you die.

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<v Speaker 1>Land mines all throughout that bay. That's why it's such

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<v Speaker 1>a perilous prison to go to.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, thank god they close that. By the way, what

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<v Speaker 2>an in sightly thing. Why obscure a beautiful view in

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<v Speaker 2>a beautiful city on a hill with a fucking prison.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. That's such a good point. Why the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck did you put that there? Why did you put

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<v Speaker 1>that there? That's such bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have fought against it if I was if

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<v Speaker 2>they had what do you call that? The neighborhood watch?

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<v Speaker 2>Not the neighborhood watch? What's my wife's on it day?

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<v Speaker 1>Mother's against junk drive?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, no. Where you're you're talking about your

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<v Speaker 2>neighborhood and you're bitching about it online?

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<v Speaker 1>What's that called town?

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on? Like suspicious car parked on whore tense? And

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<v Speaker 2>then everybody, all the people chime in on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're talking about like postmates something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm talking about where you talk about anyway? Next door,

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<v Speaker 2>next door, That's what I'm talking about. They didn't have

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<v Speaker 2>next door back then, but if they did, I would

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<v Speaker 2>have been on there every minute of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what about citizens?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that one of those complaining websites as well? What's

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<v Speaker 2>that one about crime? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>You get live looks at crime? So CJ is the

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<v Speaker 1>one to give cat a little lesson. He says, this

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<v Speaker 1>isn't democracy, it's a boat. And Lee is the communist

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<v Speaker 1>leader CJ is a retard. I mean, he's unbelievably stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's not the brightest star. Yeah. You know what's

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<v Speaker 2>odd about this because he's comforting Kat at this moment, right,

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<v Speaker 2>he wants to comfort her. You know, what she did

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<v Speaker 2>was pretty crazy, But it's Nash that actually steps up.

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<v Speaker 2>Nash the double agent. You know, if you remember this,

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<v Speaker 2>he tells her he doesn't like what she's blackout drunk. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she owns it though, and then he tells her to

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<v Speaker 2>keep a low profile.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Nash, get the fuck off this show. Okay, Pagoda,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why the fuck you're here.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, Well, they never had him back. She was going

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<v Speaker 2>to make the case to Captain Lee that what she

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<v Speaker 2>did wasn't exactly smoking crack.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah yeah, and wait, I feel bad about dropping

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<v Speaker 1>the R word, and I feel Nah, it's fine, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay to say no, I heard it's back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's back.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh cool.

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<v Speaker 1>CJ said, though, it's not a democracy, it's a boat

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<v Speaker 1>and Lee is the communist leader, which is a sloppy

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<v Speaker 1>way of I think correctly saying that the boat.

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<v Speaker 2>Is is an island.

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<v Speaker 1>The USSR or something like that. You know, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>still a really dumb way to say it.

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<v Speaker 2>Though I agree with your sentiment though.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, me too. So two vegans, they like green juice.

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<v Speaker 1>I love chefs freaking out about veganism.

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<v Speaker 2>Now and ten years ago. Was this this pervasive back

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<v Speaker 2>then as it is.

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<v Speaker 1>This was at an era where in an era where

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<v Speaker 1>chefs had not put on their thinking caps, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it was essentially just tofu. That's like, what you had

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<v Speaker 1>to give to vegans was tofu. Don't forget that green juice,

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<v Speaker 1>green juice. Now you have jackfruit, you have tons of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so Ben has something on his chest. He tells

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<v Speaker 1>Kat that he's got to get something off his chest.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's something is that he thinks she is a

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<v Speaker 1>demonic trailer park trash refugee.

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<v Speaker 2>Balls in your court, Darling. Yeah, I want to say,

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<v Speaker 2>I like Ben annoys me laughed when she heard this

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<v Speaker 2>come out of his mouth. I will say, pretty redundant,

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<v Speaker 2>little redundant.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the redundancy is the point to really drive

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<v Speaker 1>home the insult. But I would tell Ben that the

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<v Speaker 1>insult wasn't what was on your chest. It was more

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<v Speaker 1>the broad kind of critique of the behavioral pattern that

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<v Speaker 1>She's upset by it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, of course she should be, because they were just

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you'd have a problem with her being a

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<v Speaker 1>She was when he was sucking her tits?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, i'man scumback. So Ben walks off into the kitchen

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<v Speaker 1>and Kat is laid waste. Now this is a gross

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<v Speaker 1>they love themselves. And that is exactly what Cat is

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you something. You have a problem with alcohol,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, but you don't. You you are You're not

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<v Speaker 1>toxic because of it. You handle it. I mean, kudos

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<v Speaker 1>to you, sir, Thank you. I mean it's really a

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<v Speaker 1>brave thing you do. I also have this magical reset button.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see if it still keeps going this way.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if I start getting a little crazy with it,

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<v Speaker 1>It back boom, just like that. And you know, we

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<v Speaker 1>I've met a lot of drunks who aren't capable of

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<v Speaker 2>Know, Yeah, we've known a few.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you looking at me like that for?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I don't know. Thank you for saying those things.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dude, I really mean it. I think that you

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<v Speaker 1>are a perfect alcoholic.

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<v Speaker 2>I really do.

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<v Speaker 1>So. Ben gets a little more drunk. Oh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting accused of having a little bit of an

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<v Speaker 2>Right right, right, Well, first off, it's worth mentioning Adrian,

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<v Speaker 2>the once enemy of cat. Yeah, it takes time to

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<v Speaker 2>comfort her. She is human, after all.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Scar holding out his hand and then ripping

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<v Speaker 1>Mufasa off the wall. But Kat goes. Ben gets more

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<v Speaker 1>drunk than anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Cat, but he holds it together better.

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<v Speaker 1>Cat. Yeah, no shit, Kat, you you turned into Ethan

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<v Speaker 1>Hunt last night and tried to get off the boat.

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<v Speaker 1>You slid down a stripper pole that was not contextually

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<v Speaker 1>a stripper pole in that moment. Cat, You're fucking felt

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<v Speaker 1>the drunk. I mean, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that look still young? She can pull it back.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to talk to her, have her on

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<v Speaker 2>the show. Definitely won't bring these things up where maybe

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing with booze? Kat? You listen, you tell

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<v Speaker 1>me where I can go where I can't go, because

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<v Speaker 1>this is what happens. You start twiddling your thumbs with

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<v Speaker 1>these fucking sea rats. You you're going, hey, let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you. This is what you gotta do to make

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<v Speaker 1>it okay. PR does this? PR does this? Stay in

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<v Speaker 1>this lane, don't go in this one? Right? They go, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much, and you go listen, lay off.

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<v Speaker 1>They're my friend, like, what are you doing now? You're

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<v Speaker 1>looking at a DM now from a sea rat? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Chef Dave just canceled on us. Can you

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<v Speaker 2>believe this bullshit?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, honestly are you were saying?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I was saying that you it's my way of

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<v Speaker 1>deflecting responsibility for not asking hard hitting questions because you

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<v Speaker 1>strike up a relationship with these sea rats and then

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<v Speaker 1>you go, hey, they're good people, you know, don't you go?

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<v Speaker 1>You go, don't be rude to my friend, that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of thing. All right, So we move on, Ben.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, are we still on, Ben? Or

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<v Speaker 2>we have the guests arright now?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Gene Simmons is uh is as and is talking

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<v Speaker 1>to his daughters about eggs. Now. I think one of

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<v Speaker 1>the daughters orders eggs and he tells her, you know, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's a disgusting thing to eat animals offspring, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what he said? I think something?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so let's let's back up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>So when these the guests arrived, the sea rats quickly

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<v Speaker 2>note that these quote unquote vegans love leather bags. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>unless Keith would you call you're calling him a Gene Simmons.

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<v Speaker 2>Unless Gene Simmons really decided to become a vegan because

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<v Speaker 2>he cares for animal animal welfare. I don't think that

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<v Speaker 2>you can levy that hypocrisy against them. Some people just

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<v Speaker 2>think they're going to be healthier by eating vegetables as

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<v Speaker 2>opposed to chewing on dead flesh.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw this fucking vile bitch on Salt Lake City recently. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>if you if you eat good quality meat or if

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<v Speaker 1>you eat bad quality meat, depending on your socioeconomic station.

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<v Speaker 1>You know our status. It's nowhere near as bad as

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<v Speaker 1>I think. It's. One of the new people on Salt

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<v Speaker 1>Lake City. She's got those versaucy kind of motorcycle glasses

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<v Speaker 1>that she wears all the time, and she boasts about

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<v Speaker 1>how it's mink and it's it's this, and it's that,

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<v Speaker 1>and she it's just it's it's one thing to be

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<v Speaker 1>a part of the food chain. It's another thing to

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<v Speaker 1>take sadistic pleasure in being on top of the food chain.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, like eating things is one thing wearing And

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<v Speaker 1>you could say it's an arbitrary line to draw, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know, eating a cow is different than wearing an

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<v Speaker 1>alligator on your legs. You know, one is a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit more of a thumbing the nose that the animal

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<v Speaker 1>can care enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Dylan and I'm trying to lean more towards being a

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<v Speaker 2>vegetarian in my in my own life. But no judgment

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<v Speaker 2>to others. But I'd argue, are you really Yeah, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>say ninety percent of my meals are vegetarian.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you ever go hunting?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Couldn't pull the trigger.

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<v Speaker 2>And by the way, once again, no judgment, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>not for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I killed an animal when I was ten. I had

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<v Speaker 2>a BB gun and I pointed it at a bird

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<v Speaker 2>that was sitting on a branch. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>it was in me. Maybe the human condition is we

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<v Speaker 2>need to do that, or feel we need to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I did it. The bird died at my foot.

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<v Speaker 1>It was an ancient urge.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it took over and it was pointless. Why did

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<v Speaker 2>I kill this thing? I've I've been talking about it now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been haunted, not haunted.

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<v Speaker 2>But I felt so bad about it. Yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know why I did. I regret it. I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to teach my kids to not do that. Ellie was

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<v Speaker 2>already trying to choke Jackie the other day, and I

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's not good eating. If Ellie did choke Jackie

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<v Speaker 1>to death. Would you eat it?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you'd have to, I mean, you disrespect the you

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<v Speaker 2>got to use all parts, which, oh sorry, to go

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<v Speaker 1>What you have to render a lot of that meat out.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. I'm okay with someone wearing alligator faces on

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<v Speaker 2>their fucking feet. If someone killed that alligator and then

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<v Speaker 2>they ate all the meat and they fried it up

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<v Speaker 2>and use the toes.

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<v Speaker 1>For us, But what we enjoy we do not treat

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<v Speaker 1>alligators the way the Native Americans treated the buffalo. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>use all parts, use all parts. And that is why

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<v Speaker 1>we slaughtered millions of them. You know what we used

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<v Speaker 1>to do the buffalo. And I think I've talked about

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<v Speaker 1>this before. We'd heard them off cliffs.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, well it's expediting the process fairly quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I mean, my god, we didn't even have

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<v Speaker 1>rounds big enough to take down buffaloes. I mean, those

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<v Speaker 1>things are massive. But so sad. Life is sad. Life

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<v Speaker 1>is also happy. Mm hmm. You know, I've been listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this book called the Psychology Money and we can

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it at another time, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>So I learned the makeup of the guest Dylan. We

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<v Speaker 2>have a divorce couple with new partners, so divorces and

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<v Speaker 2>their daughter and then with the new people that they're dating. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Some would argue that.

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<v Speaker 1>This pissed off. Would you argue that it's evolved. I

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<v Speaker 1>would argue that it's a little insane.

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<v Speaker 2>Well before my wife stopped talking to her dad every holiday,

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<v Speaker 2>her parents are divorced, and they would be at our

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<v Speaker 1>Right, but that's later on down the line, and that

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<v Speaker 1>is not when Urie is a child.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how new this divorce.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems like it's fairly new, and I think that

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<v Speaker 1>the daughter is suffering, and I think it's fucked up.

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<v Speaker 2>Teenagers act out, although she's not a teenager because she's

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<v Speaker 2>drinking some cocktails, right, what if she's twenty one?

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<v Speaker 1>Mm? Didn't look it? Okay, turn a blind uh Lee,

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<v Speaker 1>let Alex what he Lets Alex know that he's doing

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<v Speaker 1>a good job. And this is the kind of mannic,

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<v Speaker 1>insanity of an insane mannic. It's just weird. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of thing where you can't act like a

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<v Speaker 1>complete fucking tyrant one day and then go, hey, I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to tell you you're doing a great job.

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<v Speaker 1>People will be like, you know that girl in the

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<v Speaker 1>back of the car who's her sister's crying going to Disneyland.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you just look at people like, what the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck is wrong? Are you unwell? So CJ hatches a plan.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, this is the best part of the episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm staying at Susan's, Sam's staying at Sandy's. No one

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<v Speaker 1>will know the wiser.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, hold on, Dylan, you might be skipping around here

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit, didn't we at this point? Isn't this

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<v Speaker 2>the lunchroom conversation with Lee and CJ? Doesn't this happen? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>I think so. Really, yes, so why could be wrong? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, forgive me then, no, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure though. All right, where is this? It's

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<v Speaker 1>not all Let us swim chill and I phones some

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<v Speaker 1>Timbians rounds. Maybe I did pass over it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not seeing that in my notes. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>How should we do it? Edit point here?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, no, let's just let's just take it aw back.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're in the lunch room, CJ Tellsley he's always

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<v Speaker 2>the exemplary employee, and then proceeds to weave quite a

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<v Speaker 2>excuse why he can't clean the water line area, which

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<v Speaker 2>is just to describe. On the exterior of the boat,

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<v Speaker 2>there's barnacles. We know how disgusting they are. They're always

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<v Speaker 2>crawling up. And there's also the lime water ofccumulates on

425
00:23:00.720 --> 00:23:03.799
<v Speaker 2>the vessel. I would assume that hinders the ability for

426
00:23:03.880 --> 00:23:08.160
<v Speaker 2>the vessel that rut through the water exactly. So on occasion,

427
00:23:08.680 --> 00:23:10.480
<v Speaker 2>Sea Rat needs to get down there with a little

428
00:23:10.480 --> 00:23:14.440
<v Speaker 2>scraper and start scraping those fucking barnacles off there. So

429
00:23:15.680 --> 00:23:20.000
<v Speaker 2>it turns out though that area, according to CJ, accumulates

430
00:23:20.000 --> 00:23:22.640
<v Speaker 2>a lot of bacteria. Yeah, because a bunch of barnacles

431
00:23:22.680 --> 00:23:25.160
<v Speaker 2>are getting scraped off there. And last time he did,

432
00:23:25.160 --> 00:23:28.680
<v Speaker 2>he nearly lost a fucking foot. Yeah, okay, so for

433
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<v Speaker 2>that reason he can't scrub the bottom of it.

434
00:23:30.480 --> 00:23:32.559
<v Speaker 1>The doctor told them last time, there isn't a pun

435
00:23:32.720 --> 00:23:35.200
<v Speaker 1>of sympom let me take it. Can you give me

436
00:23:35.240 --> 00:23:42.160
<v Speaker 1>a clapper take two? There isn't enough penicillin in the

437
00:23:42.160 --> 00:23:46.440
<v Speaker 1>world that could save you. That happens again, right, And

438
00:23:46.480 --> 00:23:50.599
<v Speaker 1>when CJ tells Lee this, Lee choose his food like

439
00:23:50.640 --> 00:23:57.839
<v Speaker 1>some kind of fucking farm animal and says something to

440
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<v Speaker 1>the effect of your a lying little back as shit.

441
00:24:01.319 --> 00:24:04.720
<v Speaker 2>He says you're full of shit and he's also a douchebag. Yeah,

442
00:24:05.000 --> 00:24:08.480
<v Speaker 2>rare occasions. Lee and I can't agree on this. We

443
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<v Speaker 2>are a seen pottycoat.

444
00:24:10.400 --> 00:24:14.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know that they are. I'm not seen Pattico

445
00:24:14.599 --> 00:24:17.640
<v Speaker 1>with Lee because I think that CJ has two issues. One,

446
00:24:17.680 --> 00:24:23.079
<v Speaker 1>he's too high ranking to do this fine. Two, which

447
00:24:23.519 --> 00:24:27.039
<v Speaker 1>I agree that CJ's seeing that Lee's got it out

448
00:24:27.039 --> 00:24:29.119
<v Speaker 1>for him because CJ opened his mouth during the fire

449
00:24:29.200 --> 00:24:35.000
<v Speaker 1>drill exercise called him a crazy old bat. Two, I

450
00:24:35.039 --> 00:24:40.119
<v Speaker 1>think that regardless of how true this is, if an

451
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<v Speaker 1>employee tells you that they have a medical problem and

452
00:24:43.079 --> 00:24:48.200
<v Speaker 1>they can't, maybe you don't hire him back, but you

453
00:24:48.200 --> 00:24:50.519
<v Speaker 1>can't tell him that they're fucking lying this shit.

454
00:24:50.599 --> 00:24:53.720
<v Speaker 2>I totally agree with you on that one. However, Lee

455
00:24:53.759 --> 00:24:55.680
<v Speaker 2>does bring up a good point. Well, I've seen you

456
00:24:55.759 --> 00:24:59.680
<v Speaker 2>swimming in certain areas, and by the way, bacteria lives

457
00:24:59.720 --> 00:25:02.000
<v Speaker 2>a month. Stuff. It's how we survived as animals.

458
00:25:04.039 --> 00:25:06.079
<v Speaker 1>By the way, you want to know something really creepy

459
00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:06.720
<v Speaker 1>got biome?

460
00:25:06.720 --> 00:25:09.920
<v Speaker 2>What do they call plasobia plant? If you get a

461
00:25:10.119 --> 00:25:12.440
<v Speaker 2>microscope on your eyebrows right now, there's a bunch of

462
00:25:12.519 --> 00:25:14.200
<v Speaker 2>creepy crawlers crawling around out your eye.

463
00:25:14.279 --> 00:25:14.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

464
00:25:14.559 --> 00:25:21.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, bacteria is everywhere. Yeah, okay, so CJ realizingly

465
00:25:21.359 --> 00:25:23.720
<v Speaker 2>ain't buying it is quite upset and it gets ugly fast.

466
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<v Speaker 1>And see, I mean our eyebrows are like a planet to.

467
00:25:26.279 --> 00:25:34.200
<v Speaker 2>Them, exactly exactly. It's like its own civilization. Did you

468
00:25:34.240 --> 00:25:36.680
<v Speaker 2>ever see the end of the final scene of the

469
00:25:36.720 --> 00:25:39.880
<v Speaker 2>original Men in Black, the first movie? So?

470
00:25:40.279 --> 00:25:43.359
<v Speaker 1>Uh, I put that on the other night and it

471
00:25:43.440 --> 00:25:44.480
<v Speaker 1>was like the first one.

472
00:25:44.559 --> 00:25:45.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's an awesome movie.

473
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<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't think it was that good.

474
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<v Speaker 2>Well, they're kind of discussing the the like what it's

475
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<v Speaker 2>the tail end of the movie that destroyed the alien

476
00:25:56.359 --> 00:25:59.079
<v Speaker 2>person or whatever. And then the last shot.

477
00:25:59.440 --> 00:26:02.759
<v Speaker 1>Guy's name the actor who plays it, Yeah.

478
00:26:02.519 --> 00:26:06.240
<v Speaker 2>The guy was in that Stanley Kubrick film. Yeah, Vincent's Yes,

479
00:26:06.279 --> 00:26:09.920
<v Speaker 2>he's awesome in that movie. In my opinion. The final

480
00:26:09.960 --> 00:26:13.640
<v Speaker 2>shot is Earth, and then the camera pulls away into

481
00:26:13.920 --> 00:26:16.960
<v Speaker 2>a galaxy, and then a universe, and then something bigger

482
00:26:17.000 --> 00:26:19.359
<v Speaker 2>than that, and then it is literally an alien that

483
00:26:19.839 --> 00:26:23.039
<v Speaker 2>is gigantic and it puts all the galaxies in a

484
00:26:23.119 --> 00:26:27.519
<v Speaker 2>little like a little handbag, like you put your your marbles.

485
00:26:27.799 --> 00:26:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, though the galaxy was contained in the cat's necklace.

486
00:26:31.480 --> 00:26:33.119
<v Speaker 1>That's right, the cat's collar.

487
00:26:33.400 --> 00:26:34.400
<v Speaker 2>Wasn't that the second one?

488
00:26:34.880 --> 00:26:35.920
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was the first one.

489
00:26:36.000 --> 00:26:36.920
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's the first one.

490
00:26:37.039 --> 00:26:38.680
<v Speaker 1>That's my point, though, you know what I watched the

491
00:26:38.759 --> 00:26:42.039
<v Speaker 1>other day, and I told you this what I couldn't.

492
00:26:42.079 --> 00:26:45.519
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't. I had such a great time with it. Blade.

493
00:26:46.319 --> 00:26:47.119
<v Speaker 2>We talked about this.

494
00:26:47.359 --> 00:26:49.440
<v Speaker 1>I love that movie. It's so good.

495
00:26:49.599 --> 00:26:50.720
<v Speaker 2>Have you seen the second one?

496
00:26:50.880 --> 00:26:56.079
<v Speaker 1>No? But I started watching Alien Vampires. Oh that's right.

497
00:26:56.680 --> 00:26:59.279
<v Speaker 1>It starts off with the guy saying he hates vampires

498
00:26:59.319 --> 00:27:00.759
<v Speaker 1>and the things out of his mouth.

499
00:27:01.559 --> 00:27:04.480
<v Speaker 2>They're well made movies. Don't sleep on Blade.

500
00:27:04.319 --> 00:27:07.240
<v Speaker 1>Don't sleep on Blade. Blade is fucking awesome. So anyway,

501
00:27:07.319 --> 00:27:09.160
<v Speaker 1>CJ's reprimanded because of this.

502
00:27:09.400 --> 00:27:11.559
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, I do want to say this. Lee. Apparently,

503
00:27:11.839 --> 00:27:15.960
<v Speaker 2>when they fight, Lee quotes the late great former murderer

504
00:27:16.759 --> 00:27:20.440
<v Speaker 2>of his baby mama, Robert Blake killed the baby mama

505
00:27:20.519 --> 00:27:22.039
<v Speaker 2>right around the corner from where we're recording right now

506
00:27:22.079 --> 00:27:26.240
<v Speaker 2>at Vitello's. Robert Blake. Yeah, he says, that's the name

507
00:27:26.279 --> 00:27:28.880
<v Speaker 2>of that tune. That's the famous line from the character

508
00:27:28.960 --> 00:27:31.799
<v Speaker 2>Bretta Robert Blake. He was a big Barretta fan apparently.

509
00:27:31.960 --> 00:27:34.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, and that's the name of that tune.

510
00:27:35.240 --> 00:27:36.359
<v Speaker 1>That's disgusting.

511
00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:38.319
<v Speaker 2>I caught that one anyway.

512
00:27:39.039 --> 00:27:43.279
<v Speaker 1>So CJ hatch is a plan. Yes, let's hop in

513
00:27:43.279 --> 00:27:49.720
<v Speaker 1>the water while Lee goes golfing, and so Sam tells

514
00:27:50.039 --> 00:27:53.200
<v Speaker 1>Nash that she needs a break. She won't tell Adrian.

515
00:27:53.240 --> 00:27:55.720
<v Speaker 1>There's all this you know, secrecy about this.

516
00:27:56.319 --> 00:27:58.200
<v Speaker 2>I can give the breakdown if you need to tell you. So,

517
00:27:58.279 --> 00:28:01.480
<v Speaker 2>this plan that's hatched for quite Monday Fun Day will

518
00:28:01.559 --> 00:28:04.640
<v Speaker 2>involve lying to superiors, using Nash as a front man,

519
00:28:04.880 --> 00:28:09.960
<v Speaker 2>and getting drunk while the while on charter. But they've

520
00:28:09.960 --> 00:28:12.559
<v Speaker 2>been working their asses off, so they deserve this, Dylan.

521
00:28:12.920 --> 00:28:15.279
<v Speaker 2>So the plan of Sam pretending she's going to help

522
00:28:15.359 --> 00:28:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Nash with an Excel thing, we'll go off with a hitch.

523
00:28:19.680 --> 00:28:22.079
<v Speaker 2>That was the whole thing. She needs to help Nash

524
00:28:22.119 --> 00:28:26.599
<v Speaker 2>with Excel until Porcupine will eventually catch both of them

525
00:28:26.640 --> 00:28:29.119
<v Speaker 2>red handed with Corona lights in their hand. But fuck it,

526
00:28:29.640 --> 00:28:35.759
<v Speaker 2>there's only one charter left. Yeah, right, it's very existential. Yeah,

527
00:28:35.920 --> 00:28:37.000
<v Speaker 2>none of this means anything.

528
00:28:37.119 --> 00:28:40.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like metamorphosis, but with sea rats.

529
00:28:41.279 --> 00:28:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Hey del Before we move on, do you mind if

530
00:28:43.200 --> 00:28:45.359
<v Speaker 2>I back up for a second. When Ben checks in

531
00:28:45.400 --> 00:28:47.640
<v Speaker 2>on Cat, I think he was hoping to get his

532
00:28:47.720 --> 00:28:53.079
<v Speaker 2>wang Wan tugged. He's confused why Cat's upset? If you

533
00:28:53.119 --> 00:28:55.559
<v Speaker 2>remember early in the episode he called her a trailer

534
00:28:55.599 --> 00:28:59.359
<v Speaker 2>park you know what? Anyway, she notes because he called

535
00:28:59.359 --> 00:29:04.359
<v Speaker 2>her demonic, that's uh, it's interesting she didn't take issue

536
00:29:04.359 --> 00:29:07.240
<v Speaker 2>with that white trash trailer park refugee park. That's a

537
00:29:07.319 --> 00:29:09.359
<v Speaker 2>joke I told on an earlier episode.

538
00:29:09.480 --> 00:29:13.759
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, well, no, I love that. He's like, I'm not here.

539
00:29:13.799 --> 00:29:19.240
<v Speaker 1>It's a psycho analy it's cut. Wow, she's fucking drunk,

540
00:29:19.559 --> 00:29:23.000
<v Speaker 1>and you forgot to call her darling too, I'm not

541
00:29:23.160 --> 00:29:24.920
<v Speaker 1>here to psycho in law is cut.

542
00:29:27.640 --> 00:29:32.039
<v Speaker 2>He's not nearly as charming as I remember him.

543
00:29:32.480 --> 00:29:35.240
<v Speaker 1>I never remembered him or thought of him as charming.

544
00:29:36.480 --> 00:29:45.400
<v Speaker 1>So they head out to Oh Well, Porcupine Head catches

545
00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:47.079
<v Speaker 1>them and tells them to get back on the boat.

546
00:29:47.319 --> 00:29:48.839
<v Speaker 1>But who the fuck is Alec.

547
00:29:49.119 --> 00:29:51.000
<v Speaker 2>Well he's in charge at that point because Captain Lee's

548
00:29:51.039 --> 00:29:52.000
<v Speaker 2>fucking on the links.

549
00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:54.920
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, this is c J's model. Who the fuck

550
00:29:55.000 --> 00:29:59.200
<v Speaker 1>is Alec? He's a child, he's a fucking child. Fuck

551
00:29:59.279 --> 00:30:02.759
<v Speaker 1>that guy. Let's go fucking suck face and drink beer

552
00:30:02.799 --> 00:30:05.839
<v Speaker 1>in the water. Now, the three of them, the higher ups,

553
00:30:05.839 --> 00:30:08.960
<v Speaker 1>head out to a hydroponic growing chamber. Nothing like a fresh.

554
00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:10.640
<v Speaker 2>Pepper, Nothing like a fresh pepper.

555
00:30:10.720 --> 00:30:14.759
<v Speaker 1>And this is when Sam and Porcupine. Once porcupine Head

556
00:30:14.759 --> 00:30:16.519
<v Speaker 1>gets back, Sam and he have a little bit of

557
00:30:17.000 --> 00:30:22.759
<v Speaker 1>a chat. He doesn't know what he's gonna do, but

558
00:30:22.839 --> 00:30:27.880
<v Speaker 1>he's leaning towards ratting. Now we have to get to lunch.

559
00:30:27.960 --> 00:30:31.039
<v Speaker 1>It is lentil soup. The lentil soup is hot as fuck,

560
00:30:31.680 --> 00:30:34.559
<v Speaker 1>and the guests want a chilled so Ben hatches a plan.

561
00:30:35.960 --> 00:30:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Pour it into a steaming tray.

562
00:30:40.240 --> 00:30:44.720
<v Speaker 2>Have the knuckles of a very hairy white trash guy. Yeah,

563
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:47.559
<v Speaker 2>move that bag of ice around on top of it.

564
00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:50.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, Well we'll slam two bags of ice

565
00:30:50.720 --> 00:30:53.519
<v Speaker 1>in the soup and then we'll just start moving them around. Now.

566
00:30:53.599 --> 00:30:57.839
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if the the plastic will lend any

567
00:30:57.920 --> 00:31:00.680
<v Speaker 1>kind of flavor to the lentil soup, but I'd like

568
00:31:00.720 --> 00:31:03.240
<v Speaker 1>to think that it will. But luckily these are tongue

569
00:31:03.279 --> 00:31:05.680
<v Speaker 1>blind morons. They say it's delicious night falls.

570
00:31:06.079 --> 00:31:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it is worth noting here. Ben he was really

571
00:31:09.480 --> 00:31:11.920
<v Speaker 2>kind of setting the standard file chefs would talk about

572
00:31:11.960 --> 00:31:14.440
<v Speaker 2>paying guests. He says, if they fuck with you, donning

573
00:31:14.599 --> 00:31:16.640
<v Speaker 2>you fuck with them.

574
00:31:16.400 --> 00:31:21.279
<v Speaker 1>Meaning great attitude, great attitude. So night falls fall, Cat

575
00:31:21.319 --> 00:31:24.160
<v Speaker 1>and Sam have a chat about CJ. Sam is talking

576
00:31:24.240 --> 00:31:27.160
<v Speaker 1>about CJ once again coming on too strong? Would you

577
00:31:27.240 --> 00:31:30.039
<v Speaker 1>shut the fuck up about this? My God? They're in

578
00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:33.240
<v Speaker 1>the ocean making out with each other, and she's like, God,

579
00:31:33.319 --> 00:31:36.839
<v Speaker 1>he's so all over me you.

580
00:31:37.119 --> 00:31:38.920
<v Speaker 2>She also mentions he's a horrible kisser.

581
00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:43.599
<v Speaker 1>If he's a horrible kisser, you're grossed out by him.

582
00:31:44.119 --> 00:31:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Why are you making out with him when the sun

583
00:31:46.559 --> 00:31:49.039
<v Speaker 1>is in the sky again, I said last episode, I

584
00:31:49.119 --> 00:31:51.079
<v Speaker 1>get it if you're horning at two o'clock in the morning,

585
00:31:51.519 --> 00:31:52.480
<v Speaker 1>but not now.

586
00:31:52.640 --> 00:31:55.920
<v Speaker 2>Well, any any port in a storm.

587
00:31:56.480 --> 00:31:58.240
<v Speaker 1>So we get a little bit of a grease fire.

588
00:31:58.880 --> 00:31:59.960
<v Speaker 2>I loved what he did here.

589
00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:00.960
<v Speaker 1>I didn't.

590
00:32:01.359 --> 00:32:03.880
<v Speaker 2>You didn't because he did some math, some quick math,

591
00:32:03.920 --> 00:32:05.839
<v Speaker 2>and I think he lays it out there. He puts

592
00:32:05.880 --> 00:32:07.839
<v Speaker 2>a little too much oil in the goddamn pan. It

593
00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:09.920
<v Speaker 2>starts a fucking fire, could burn down a twenty two

594
00:32:10.000 --> 00:32:14.160
<v Speaker 2>million dollars super yacht. What do you gotta do? Twenty

595
00:32:14.160 --> 00:32:16.599
<v Speaker 2>two million dollars super yacht, or just throw the fucking

596
00:32:16.640 --> 00:32:19.319
<v Speaker 2>twelve dollar pan in the ocean. Next thing, you know,

597
00:32:19.359 --> 00:32:21.559
<v Speaker 2>a fucking dolphin swallows it. Next thing you know, we

598
00:32:21.599 --> 00:32:22.440
<v Speaker 2>got a band pots.

599
00:32:23.480 --> 00:32:27.079
<v Speaker 1>That's my problem. And the other issue is that in

600
00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:30.519
<v Speaker 1>order to light that canola oil on fire, you would

601
00:32:30.519 --> 00:32:34.079
<v Speaker 1>have had to have that pan so fucking unbelievably hot

602
00:32:34.440 --> 00:32:37.160
<v Speaker 1>the way that so hot that it would be like

603
00:32:37.200 --> 00:32:40.400
<v Speaker 1>if you turned a burner on and then went and

604
00:32:40.440 --> 00:32:43.079
<v Speaker 1>did heroin for a couple hours and then came back

605
00:32:43.079 --> 00:32:45.079
<v Speaker 1>and squirted a bunch of canola oil in it. That's

606
00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:46.880
<v Speaker 1>what would happen. I don't know how he got the

607
00:32:46.920 --> 00:32:49.599
<v Speaker 1>pan that hot, and I did not like that. After

608
00:32:49.640 --> 00:32:52.759
<v Speaker 1>he was done, he threw it in the ocean.

609
00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:54.680
<v Speaker 2>A whale, shark kate that swallowed died.

610
00:32:54.960 --> 00:32:57.319
<v Speaker 1>We don't have pots anymore. Why do you throw it

611
00:32:57.319 --> 00:32:58.759
<v Speaker 1>in the ocean? Why do you have to do that?

612
00:32:58.960 --> 00:33:03.079
<v Speaker 1>My god, night falls fall? Uh No, we already did that.

613
00:33:03.559 --> 00:33:04.960
<v Speaker 2>I did like how. The daughter, I think it was

614
00:33:04.960 --> 00:33:07.119
<v Speaker 2>in an early conversation, called her dad a fat fuck.

615
00:33:08.720 --> 00:33:11.880
<v Speaker 2>I've seen that happen. Oh, I went full vegetarian in college.

616
00:33:11.880 --> 00:33:13.000
<v Speaker 2>I gained like fifty pounds.

617
00:33:13.039 --> 00:33:14.240
<v Speaker 1>Well, fries or vegetarian.

618
00:33:14.720 --> 00:33:15.799
<v Speaker 2>So is peanut butter so.

619
00:33:21.079 --> 00:33:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Uh sour do Jack? I mean the list goes on

620
00:33:24.039 --> 00:33:30.359
<v Speaker 1>and on and on. Saute bean sprouts are not neat.

621
00:33:30.640 --> 00:33:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Neither is a medley of mushrooms. Neither is the yellow

622
00:33:33.400 --> 00:33:36.039
<v Speaker 1>curry that would served for lunch. You get it again,

623
00:33:36.599 --> 00:33:40.519
<v Speaker 1>I hope you don't say anything, and a red sesame tofu.

624
00:33:41.240 --> 00:33:43.839
<v Speaker 1>The yellow curry laid at the bottom of the plate

625
00:33:44.039 --> 00:33:48.640
<v Speaker 1>is what they had for lunch. So Alex and CJ

626
00:33:48.759 --> 00:33:51.559
<v Speaker 1>have a chat. CJ says, I had a beer in

627
00:33:51.559 --> 00:33:53.599
<v Speaker 1>the middle of the day, but other than that, I

628
00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:57.200
<v Speaker 1>didn't do anything wrong, which is akin to somebody in

629
00:33:57.240 --> 00:34:02.440
<v Speaker 1>a smash and grab being interrogated saying I stole a

630
00:34:02.440 --> 00:34:04.519
<v Speaker 1>bunch of shit from Neiman Marcus, but outside of that,

631
00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:05.799
<v Speaker 1>I did nothing wrong.

632
00:34:06.480 --> 00:34:07.400
<v Speaker 2>T How stupid people.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, CJ's really dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not a bright guy.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is when can I sorry, no, no, no, go ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. So what is that show about. Well, there's a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of shows about, like court cases on daytime television.

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<v Speaker 2>Judge Wapner one time, this guy, oh my god, he's

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<v Speaker 2>getting sued another guy suing a guy for punching him

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<v Speaker 2>in the face when he was sitting in his car.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, this guy owes me like ten grand he

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<v Speaker 2>punched me in the face. Right, the other guy that

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<v Speaker 2>punched him in the face is there, and Judge Wapner

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<v Speaker 2>asked the guy. He goes, all right, so you punched

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<v Speaker 2>him in the face. What happened here?

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<v Speaker 3>And he goes, well, yeah, I thought he was someone else,

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't think I owe him any money.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it was a mistaken identity, Yeah, wopper goes.

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<v Speaker 2>Wapner goes, you have you punch him in the face.

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<v Speaker 2>He broke his jaw, so you owe twenty thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was confounded. He's like, hey, when I punched him,

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<v Speaker 2>he wasn't the guy that I thought he was.

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<v Speaker 1>The defendant will now take the stand. Listen, I did

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<v Speaker 1>kill her, but I thought it was someone else. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't mean to kill her. I meant to kill somebody else.

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't be convicted of murder because I didn't mean

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<v Speaker 1>to do this murder, right, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>And to me, it's insane that people think that way.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it sounds pretty airtight to me. And if you

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<v Speaker 1>let the person go they do have to think about.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I've already gone through this, So if I

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<v Speaker 1>really do want to kill again, this is what I

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<v Speaker 1>might have to face. And if the person is killed,

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<v Speaker 1>let's say Wapner sees that guy again and he punches

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<v Speaker 1>the actual guy he meant to punch in the face.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, let's say there's no suspect we've got one.

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<v Speaker 1>So Dave has an intervention with Kat.

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<v Speaker 2>He calls her a drunk like most of the people

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<v Speaker 2>that work with her, but he does it in a

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<v Speaker 2>nice way. The newce of of of communication.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. He says, listen, if you need

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<v Speaker 1>somebody to not drink with you, I'll drink. I'll not

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<v Speaker 1>drink with you. Dave is such a sweet human being.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the only one on this board, on this boat

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<v Speaker 1>that is actually a decent human being, you know, porcupine ed.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand he's got a little bit of a chip

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<v Speaker 1>on his shoulder because he's dealing with a tyrannical maniac.

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<v Speaker 1>But Dave is just through and through a good human being.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for your service. So Alex and Lee have

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<v Speaker 1>a chat once the guests depart, and he tells him

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<v Speaker 1>about what c J. And Sam did, and he hatches

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<v Speaker 1>the idea, let's dock their pay or fire, and Li says,

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. I like it, and he goes, I

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<v Speaker 1>got an idea. You've been so goddamn excellent over this charter.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you handle the tip? Uh oh, convenient the

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<v Speaker 1>tip where we have to present an ultimatum over the

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<v Speaker 1>worst tip of the season. Yeah, thanks for letting me

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<v Speaker 1>handle this one on my ownly.

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<v Speaker 2>Now not the worst. The worst was four grand. This

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<v Speaker 2>is five. Now it's going to be whacked up into

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<v Speaker 2>five hundred dollars each person in that fuck Nash and Fred,

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<v Speaker 2>they all get to take a piece of that cheddar too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So we end this episode with that ALTI made him.

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<v Speaker 2>Will you get fired? I guess you'd work two more days?

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<v Speaker 2>Or do you want two hundred less dollars in your pocket?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's quite the ultimatum. And does Eddie offer his

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred dollars here or in the next episode?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's the next episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie offers two hundred dollars to say him, and he says,

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<v Speaker 1>we got a job to do. Nine at the roundtable.

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<v Speaker 1>That kid, all right, that's it for us. Jumping the iTunes,

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<v Speaker 1>range reviews, no comments, tell us what do we want

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<v Speaker 1>them to say?

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<v Speaker 2>Hmmm, fae, you want us to do season two for free?

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<v Speaker 2>Or keep in buying? Opinion?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, that's a bad one.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's always gonna say free, free.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and where you No, I don't want to now.

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<v Speaker 1>Let us know your favorite vegetable. Oh I like that

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<v Speaker 1>because of the vegans.

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<v Speaker 2>Or let us know have you ever tried to be

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<v Speaker 2>a vegetarian? How much weight did you gain?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, yeah? Oh oh better? What do you weigh?

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<v Speaker 1>That's it for us. I'm dying saying goodbye. Pet's second

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<v Speaker 1>where it is