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Speaker 1: It's actually good. I like that. It's a good, uh
Speaker 1: good thing to do. Good.
Speaker 4: Trauma response. It is a trauma response. Trauma response it is,
Speaker 4: though I wouldn't call it trauma. I was the I
Speaker 4: had the trauma. That was that was traumatics.
Speaker 1: More like a secondhand inconvenience response. I feel like I
Speaker 1: feel like every response is a trauma response. I like it.
Speaker 1: There's there's instinctual trauma responses that we like kind of inherited. Ah,
Speaker 1: but like I think everything is like, oh it gets dark,
Speaker 1: I get scared. That's a trauma response you inherited from. Like,
Speaker 1: I guess I understand, great great grand ape that saw
Speaker 1: his friend get devoured in the nighttime.
Speaker 4: Bear, What did you say, great great grand ape?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there were apes ones. We were once apes, all of.
Speaker 4: Us, just two greats ago.
Speaker 1: We were we were apes, we are we are apes.
Speaker 5: You did say great great, implying that it wasn't that long.
Speaker 1: That wasn't that I meant to I said apes and
Speaker 1: Sidney to me a long time ago. But we're still
Speaker 1: apes right now.
Speaker 5: So like the great is like so, so the great
Speaker 5: in the context of a great ape is like great
Speaker 5: to the tenth power or something, or like.
Speaker 1: Like it'd be like it's like a multiplication. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like two great too, great great and a great on
Speaker 1: top of the great square square.
Speaker 4: You sound like a racist trying to explain away your racism, sir,
Speaker 4: even being racist, though I feel like it makes sense.
Speaker 4: I know you're racist too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't even being racist yet, Like I was
Speaker 1: on my way there.
Speaker 4: You weren't intentionally, but you called your ancestors apes, and
Speaker 4: the implication is doesn't look good.
Speaker 1: You can apply what you want. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: the definition what I mean. I can still be lying.
Speaker 1: I can still be lying. Absolutely, you can still be lying.
Speaker 1: That you could be lying. I mean, we just know you.
Speaker 1: We know, we just know you through and through. Like
Speaker 1: you've been on a hot streak of racism. Yeah, since
Speaker 1: I was what like four, I've been making racist jokes
Speaker 1: racist like four, especially independently.
Speaker 4: Yeah, somehow you came to the conclusion I don't like
Speaker 4: these people.
Speaker 5: He just had a very like not even like a
Speaker 5: particularly traumatic experience, but just like an uncomfortable experience when
Speaker 5: you were so young, that uncomfortable meant trauma.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, that's insane, Blackie, because
Speaker 1: you're so children are so not racist. They're confused that best.
Speaker 1: They'll ask questions like.
Speaker 4: When they're taught, like like very early. They don't understand
Speaker 4: what they're saying, but they're just like, I know, I
Speaker 4: need to do this, I need to be racist. My
Speaker 4: dad will be proud because my nephew right when I
Speaker 4: when I was first around him a ton. Well, no,
Speaker 4: he's a Mexican. He's a Mexican little boy, and he
Speaker 4: was he wondered why I was a different color, because
Speaker 4: obviously that's they're all.
Speaker 1: Everybody in that family is a fucking bean burrito except
Speaker 1: for literally me. So it's like, oh, you're different. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm different. I was like, oh really, And I spoke
Speaker 1: to about it, and then literally he went to school
Speaker 1: and his best friend as a black person now, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's so you see. It's like, but that's
Speaker 1: that's because of you. It's not because of me. But
Speaker 1: I probably didn't that's what it sounded like. But my
Speaker 1: interactions and probably were beneficial, I guess, because he probably
Speaker 1: would have been like, if I never think about this,
Speaker 1: you never saw would have had this exact conversation with
Speaker 1: that person. I guess.
Speaker 4: I feel like Kingston's on this like arc right now
Speaker 4: that he thinks he's like, really a good person.
Speaker 1: I don't. He's wearing this white.
Speaker 4: Tea and he's like, lo, give me I'm holier than now.
Speaker 4: I typed this person that's crazy, I said, tolerance.
Speaker 1: I sent them a bag. Last night. I finally found
Speaker 1: a way to download it right. I finally got found
Speaker 1: the sound because you can't download it without the problem
Speaker 1: because sometimes you can't download what on Instagram sometimes when
Speaker 1: things are like actually out of pocket, like truly, you
Speaker 1: can't download it with the sound. Hmm. But this one
Speaker 1: I finally got a chance to do it with the sound.
Speaker 4: He found something, He found something because like iPhone blocks
Speaker 4: so many things, I guess.
Speaker 1: And then he got it.
Speaker 4: And then of course he sent that like you're infatuated,
Speaker 4: so you guys have it now too, thanks, So he
Speaker 4: sends this, he sent this fucking video of a cat
Speaker 4: and it's just it's just an image of a cat,
Speaker 4: and it's the song. I don't even know what song
Speaker 4: it is. And I don't know, I don't know what
Speaker 4: it was. It's like, it's not London. Is it London Bridge?
Speaker 4: You can't even remember, Like it is London puts way
Speaker 4: too many syllables in it instead of like London bridges falling.
Speaker 5: It's not exactly that, King, It's it's adjacent. Let's just
Speaker 5: say it's it's a London bridge is falling down adjacent tune, right.
Speaker 1: It's what else? What else could it be?
Speaker 5: I just think it's like like a royalty free version
Speaker 5: of it, you know what I mean, where it's like
Speaker 5: it doesn't actually follow the tune of it, but it's
Speaker 5: just it's a it's a child singing the end word
Speaker 5: over and over again with a hard R. And I'm
Speaker 5: so tired. It is that, that's what it is. You're right, yeah,
Speaker 5: because it wasn't. It wasn't London Bridge?
Speaker 1: What is we? Which? Now? What? What is lendon Bridge?
Speaker 1: Bridges falling? You're falling? Isn't that read a little lamb?
Speaker 1: Lit lamb? It's London Bridge? Is fun? Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it is. That is crazy that you forgot had lamb
Speaker 1: because I've.
Speaker 4: Heard it passed out that was too much. I've heard
Speaker 4: it so often that I've just with me every kid
Speaker 4: too now with the fucking clowns, fucking yeah. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: so it's mayor had a little lamb, but just with
Speaker 4: inwards and too many of them sung.
Speaker 1: By a child. Yeah yeah, well by a little child.
Speaker 4: And then there's always a cat, a little kitten, little kidiot,
Speaker 4: and its inward and word inward, inward in word.
Speaker 1: It is it just fit.
Speaker 5: It's in one of our extra ammos. I can't remember
Speaker 5: what it is, which one it was, but it's at
Speaker 5: the very beginning of one of our extra ammos and
Speaker 5: it's uncensored, and it's just the most annoying fucking thing.
Speaker 5: So my thing is, it's like, oh, I found a
Speaker 5: way to download things from Instagram with the sound.
Speaker 1: Why don't you you can just screen record? You can
Speaker 1: screen record. I could, but I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: I want to steal it, like like a so much
Speaker 1: less real effort. Yeah, to do you know what they
Speaker 1: know it's very dude, really not. You're going to image.
Speaker 1: You press like the share button and then you can
Speaker 1: download things. Sometimes I swear it's like that simple.
Speaker 4: Dude, I you just I swiped my screen down and
Speaker 4: it's it's in.
Speaker 1: It's there.
Speaker 4: It's like I scraped my screen down, press record and recording.
Speaker 1: Just do it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: My shortcut is I scrolled down and then it's my
Speaker 4: whole control centers right there.
Speaker 1: That's for things. And so you literally say press share
Speaker 1: and you can say download your press like you know.
Speaker 4: Your control center Like no, no, I just right there,
Speaker 4: it just right there.
Speaker 1: It because mine doesn't happen. I'm pretty sure why I
Speaker 1: just don't have it there. I'm sure you have to
Speaker 1: put it there. Yeah, I think you do have to
Speaker 1: put it there. Oh, maybe I know about it.
Speaker 4: I used to use before, and I was it's it's
Speaker 4: a godsend, you know what. I actually me and a
Speaker 4: girl stopped talking because because of screen recording, it's kind
Speaker 4: of crazy. This is a crazy thing. So I just
Speaker 4: it just got that update. So this was like twenty
Speaker 4: eighteen maybe, or maybe I was a little late to
Speaker 4: the party where I was like, oh my god, what
Speaker 4: a life saver, because I used to use third party
Speaker 4: apps to like you get stuff from YouTube off my
Speaker 4: phone or whatever. And I was like, this is amazing.
Speaker 4: And I was fucking with it like all day. And
Speaker 4: this one chick that I was talking to, Uh, there's
Speaker 4: so much on shed like somebody at some point did
Speaker 4: revenge porn to her. Oh and so she's like she
Speaker 4: has trauma whatever, and so like me, I'm like, oh whatever.
Speaker 4: But anyway, we would talk on Snapchat a lot and
Speaker 4: she would like, send stuff. Cool, I'm fucking in the
Speaker 4: middle of screen recording some stuff. In the middle of
Speaker 4: the day, I'm setting the whole scene. She fucking only
Speaker 4: times she would send anything risk would be at night,
Speaker 4: like at night, so in the middle of the day.
Speaker 4: I'm doing my screen recording. Shit, I'm fucking around. I'm like, cool, cool, cool.
Speaker 4: And then I see a notification from Snapchat from her,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, I wonder what this is.
Speaker 1: So I just push it. It's middle of the day.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be something stupid. She's also a singer. She
Speaker 4: sings stuff, she plays ucule I was thinking it didn't
Speaker 4: matter that I'm screen recorded. I don't give a fuck
Speaker 4: what it was. And then it happened to be some
Speaker 4: explicity shit and I was like, oh fuck. And then
Speaker 4: and it says the notification it says you're recording on Snapchat.
Speaker 4: And then she was like, oh my god, like what
Speaker 4: are you doing? And I exactly what I told you guys.
Speaker 4: I told her she didn't believe me, I would believestand
Speaker 4: what was coming from it was one of those things
Speaker 4: where I'm like, this is so funny.
Speaker 1: This is like a sitcom. This is like fucking se
Speaker 1: It's a Seinfelt circumstance.
Speaker 4: And I was like, I was like, I was like, bro,
Speaker 4: I was like, literally like, do you wanna I will
Speaker 4: delete it right now you want to. I don't get like,
Speaker 4: I literally this is so I'll come to where you
Speaker 4: are out deleted one thing?
Speaker 1: Did it?
Speaker 4: And I was just like this, I can't believe this taint.
Speaker 4: This literally tainted our relationship.
Speaker 5: It seems like it would be pretty easy thing to
Speaker 5: prove that, because if you're already screen recording something before,
Speaker 5: couldn't you just send the clip that you were doing?
Speaker 4: She was interested, So the thing was I told her.
Speaker 4: I even told her, I'm like, I could show you
Speaker 4: what happened, and then she was like, how do I
Speaker 4: know you didn't edit it or something?
Speaker 1: At that moment, I swear I love it. At that moment,
Speaker 1: you lock out.
Speaker 4: It was one of those things where I was like
Speaker 4: I lost her, Like it was one of those things
Speaker 4: where I'm like, I literally can prove to her right now.
Speaker 4: I can send you right now what I have. And
Speaker 4: she was like, how do I know you did an edit?
Speaker 1: And I was like what? And you can't counter that
Speaker 1: because even it has she's so irrational. What can you do? Yeah,
Speaker 1: at that moment, you got a lock Like at the
Speaker 1: moment when you try to show rationality as somebody and
Speaker 1: they outwardly choose because I've tried too many times and
Speaker 1: I've just grown so tired of it. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: try to be like, hey, it's because of this, and
Speaker 1: you try to show rationality, like how do I know?
Speaker 1: It's like all right, bro, but have rest of your life.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was like that's literally how it was.
Speaker 4: It was like one of those like we're cordial, but
Speaker 4: the uh because I met her once, we spend a
Speaker 4: few days together and shit, and we're like but then
Speaker 4: that like just completely cauterized the entire like eighty direction
Speaker 4: things trauma. I was like, your trauma is way too intense, Like,
Speaker 4: you know, good luck with everything. I rationally try to
Speaker 4: explain to you what happened. Also that literally consistently only
Speaker 4: at night, probably before she's going to bed, you'll like
Speaker 4: take some risky stuff. So in the middle of the
Speaker 4: day it made no sense, Like how the fuck did
Speaker 4: I know? I'm my genie, I'm fucking up. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: ladd it now, and I'm like, oh, she's gonna see me.
Speaker 1: In a moment like that, when you try to show
Speaker 1: them like hey, I can prove this to you that
Speaker 1: I didn't do this. I've been that guy where girls
Speaker 1: are like, oh, dude, you're talking to this girl. It's like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: because we have class together and it's about homework. I'll
Speaker 1: show you the message about homework. I don't even know
Speaker 1: how to delete shit on here, like I don't believe it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was at that point. It was just like it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Now, I'm gonna try to fuck her now, Penomen,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try my heart. That's the worst thing about it.
Speaker 5: That's the worst thing about that stuff is that it
Speaker 5: makes you just just it makes you.
Speaker 1: Want to do it. There's nothing.
Speaker 5: If you're gonna be angry at me and I didn't
Speaker 5: do it, I might as well do that as well.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I should have screamed.
Speaker 4: I should have scream recorded all the other ones I said,
Speaker 4: you know what I should have done. I have two phones,
Speaker 4: one of them, you know whatever. When I upgrade, I
Speaker 4: just started choker esque levels.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 4: You're like, you dumb bitch. If I want did too,
Speaker 4: it would be so easy to record.
Speaker 1: That's clearly. That's why that's why I didn't like fortunate.
Speaker 1: But it's like, it's no point again, mad, but that's
Speaker 1: what I did. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: It was one of those things where I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: I can't convince her it doesn't matter. It's tainted. She
Speaker 4: doesn't trust me anymore, even though she had no reason
Speaker 4: not to. I was I never did anything like that
Speaker 4: prior to this thing. So it wasn't even like I'm
Speaker 4: on to you. I knew there was something off about you.
Speaker 4: It was just horrible trauma response. She never like was like,
Speaker 4: oh sorry, I overreacted either.
Speaker 1: So even if you admit to react, I don't know. Man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's nothing worse than being innocent.
Speaker 4: It's like I really, yeah, man, I hate that.
Speaker 1: That was a test. I think that we just I
Speaker 1: hate it.
Speaker 5: We look like we're in a cult.
Speaker 1: Man, Like I love it.
Speaker 4: I like, actually, I've been a design. It's covered by
Speaker 4: the colorful you know what it reminds me of. It
Speaker 4: reminds me of like a dystopia versus the utopia. Like
Speaker 4: you look at my site, it's all super colorful. The
Speaker 4: colors are popping. I stuck the background to you guys
Speaker 4: are like, you know, you voted, you voted how you voted,
Speaker 4: and then this is what you got. That's how that's
Speaker 4: how you guys look.
Speaker 1: But I thought it was a meme. Man. I didn't
Speaker 1: think what would matter that much. We're supposed to mail
Speaker 1: those in. I mean, if you're a decent citizen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: probably Yeah, I don't let it.
Speaker 4: I couldn't figure out the stamp. I mean you get yeah,
Speaker 4: I just I just used mine as a napkin.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like, I was like I was having pizza
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, the napkins like ten feet away.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the napkins are ten feet away and my ballot
Speaker 5: is nine feet away.
Speaker 3: That is the palette. This is the napkins. The napkin
Speaker 3: would absorb so much grease.
Speaker 1: But uh, I want to have a mess and ruined
Speaker 1: my ballot.
Speaker 5: Oh my god. Welcome, Welcome to the star Tank podcast.
Speaker 5: Uh snark Tank dot shot for merch Listen. So we've
Speaker 5: got some stuff to talk about, not a lot. We're
Speaker 5: gonna get to questions pretty soon, I think, but we
Speaker 5: do want to talk about the.
Speaker 6: Game a war.
Speaker 1: Fiasco. Do you know what's do you know what's what's
Speaker 1: going on? Are you familiar? Yeah, controversy the people got
Speaker 1: mad about. There's a couple of things that people things. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So it's it's Shadow of the ar Tree being nominated
Speaker 5: for game for a Game of the Year is up there,
Speaker 5: Blackmouth Wukong being there, people are upset about that because
Speaker 5: that's like an eighty Metacritic game or something. Yeah, as
Speaker 5: people are furious about it. Blatro being there infurious people,
Speaker 5: even though it absolutely should be there. Blatro is like
Speaker 5: that roguelike poker game. It's crazy good. It's like a
Speaker 5: Vampire Survivors type thing where it's just like this is
Speaker 5: like as like an indie game. This is crazy, like
Speaker 5: how good it And that guy's gonna be like a
Speaker 5: fucking millionaire. Like I'm sure that guy's already like fucking
Speaker 5: rolling in it, I imagine. So, but it's like a
Speaker 5: Flappy Bird was like good. Yeah, it's like one of those.
Speaker 5: But so yeah, I mean people are pissed off about it.
Speaker 5: I like, I don't care about the game awards really.
Speaker 5: I don't think they're really important at all. I don't
Speaker 5: think anybody really cares. I feel like I think it's notification.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's it's like it's like getting like obviously
Speaker 1: as an artist, you don't exactly really care too much,
Speaker 1: Like any artist that cares too much about getting awards
Speaker 1: is not the best. It's not the best artist energy too.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, it's it's like it's good.
Speaker 1: It's it's not away like like I.
Speaker 4: Guess if into the industry, I would just for the advertisement.
Speaker 4: I would be like this is really cool, Like I guess, yeah,
Speaker 4: It's just like that's why the idea, the idea of
Speaker 4: an Oscar nod was supposed to be for advertise. That's
Speaker 4: the true idea of it. Even getting nominated is just
Speaker 4: having millions of people who may not be aware of you.
Speaker 4: Why is this guy nominated? Like why is he one
Speaker 4: of the retards in this schoo but he didn't get picked?
Speaker 4: And then I'm sorry, It's just I've been on a
Speaker 4: roll that word. But it's kind of like that was
Speaker 4: like on a roll, actually unnecessary one.
Speaker 1: But I have said worse. I said worse. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to I'm trying to take it back man.
Speaker 4: So uh, I'm just taking it back for us. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'll do it. It's gonna be me. It's I I
Speaker 4: feel like that's the idea of just getting your your
Speaker 4: your work out there, getting it so people might be curious.
Speaker 4: Like when you think about it, the billattro, I didn't
Speaker 4: know about it personally. It just it went completely over.
Speaker 4: It went completely over me. And now that I've heard
Speaker 4: so many people like gush over it and they're like,
Speaker 4: this is fucking awesome. I'm so addicted this game. First,
Speaker 4: I was like, whoa, I'm a little I don't want
Speaker 4: to addict it. It's a little that's my thing.
Speaker 5: It's like I I played it for about an hour
Speaker 5: one night and I was like, I got on and
Speaker 5: saw this, oh, because it's like one of those where
Speaker 5: it's it's like I could I could lose a lot
Speaker 5: of time to this, right, It's just like Vampire Survivors.
Speaker 5: Like I spent I think twelve hours on Vampire Survivors
Speaker 5: one time, and I was like, what the fuck am
Speaker 5: I doing? I can't do this, And it's only what
Speaker 5: makes it worse is like it's like five hundred megabytes,
Speaker 5: so there's no there's no reason to delete it.
Speaker 1: So it's like on your iPhone genius. Man.
Speaker 5: Yeah it's yeah, but it's yeah, it's it's really solid.
Speaker 5: But it's one of those games that I would recommend
Speaker 5: but also wouldn't. Yeah, exactly, I was hearing, like, so
Speaker 5: we have right now started to drop. You're gonna go
Speaker 5: through right here from the game of your nominees. My bad,
Speaker 5: give me your nominees consists your ass stop astrobot photo
Speaker 5: realistic photos of my of my.
Speaker 1: Big dramming again. The dude, my god, it's.
Speaker 4: So impossibly hard, like you popped like five salis looking open.
Speaker 1: Colon goes to Tad.
Speaker 4: Bondy's like what he's still He strolls up to this.
Speaker 1: Never killed him? Thank you, thank you so much. I've
Speaker 1: been fact immortal. Those bullets didn't work. I'm still doing stuff.
Speaker 1: I shoot them. No, I think they jet inject They
Speaker 1: melted the prison foundary. When you have a moment to
Speaker 1: talk about how barbaric that shit is. Lethal injection is
Speaker 1: so because like the fact they make a spectacle of it.
Speaker 1: It's so genuinely barbaric. It's like, let's send you to
Speaker 1: watch this guy.
Speaker 4: I do say even the people that seek retribution, like
Speaker 4: say if I like, say if somebody, I don't want
Speaker 4: to watch somebody die, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Even if I even if.
Speaker 4: I was like I hate, like even the the people
Speaker 4: that are feeling the presidential cabinet, the people that I
Speaker 4: would be gleeful if any of them expired, right, I
Speaker 4: still don't want to see it.
Speaker 1: Well, damn, that's actually interesting. You know what I think?
Speaker 1: I just kind of I think I kind of.
Speaker 4: Fucked my own argument because I was thinking, there are
Speaker 4: some like I truly dislike some of those people, right,
Speaker 4: and if I saw their heads explode, I actually I
Speaker 4: don't think I want to see the impending doom. I
Speaker 4: think I just want to see an instantaneous something happened.
Speaker 4: I would be like, oh, look at.
Speaker 1: That, you know, like like that foreshadowing nonsense. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: something like that I would be totally okay with.
Speaker 4: But I don't want to see some my asshole getting
Speaker 4: strapped down and then they're doing like that whole scene
Speaker 4: the lead up. Yeah, the lead up is that's fucking morbid.
Speaker 4: It's it's like Trumps exploded right on that.
Speaker 1: On that stage. I'd be whoa, look at that, you know.
Speaker 1: But like if I saw we knew it was about
Speaker 1: to happen, I'd be like, do you think that'd be
Speaker 1: the most viewed video of all time? It's had fucking
Speaker 1: erupting the president's head exploding in four K? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Of course, and and that president too, I think it
Speaker 4: would be the most Like fucking celebrating the most viewed
Speaker 4: liked U celebrated.
Speaker 1: Review to rewind. It would be like the record.
Speaker 5: I just I just told you this morning about YouTube
Speaker 5: rewind because I'm like, no one it's so funny because
Speaker 5: we're at the end of the year.
Speaker 1: No one talks about it. No one even Wax is
Speaker 1: poetic about like, oh those days, no one, no one
Speaker 1: missed there. There was some fun really Which one twenty twelve?
Speaker 1: Which one was that? What happened in it? That was
Speaker 1: the one for cy with Gundam Style. I remember that
Speaker 1: being cool. I liked that one.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure there was no rewinding twenty.
Speaker 4: Twelve, but literally Gangdam Style was the rewind Gangham Style
Speaker 4: was just a big song at that time.
Speaker 1: No he was in it. It was a rewind.
Speaker 4: I'm sure I was in the rewind entice I should
Speaker 4: you not?
Speaker 1: That year I graduated high school, he was in that.
Speaker 4: Personally, I don't care.
Speaker 1: Like I liked that one because I thought it was
Speaker 1: fucking funny and it was like, what the I thing?
Speaker 1: What the fox say? Was in that one too? Remember, Oh,
Speaker 1: I definitely don't want to definitely that one right, it
Speaker 1: might have been that was I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just liked the to me, it was the the
Speaker 4: Camaradi it was the community coming together shitting on. I
Speaker 4: liked it for I liked that it was almost like
Speaker 4: I wish YouTube continued being the punching bag. They made
Speaker 4: this shitty thing and then we all kind of rally
Speaker 4: together to laugh at it.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of this community. What makes year was
Speaker 1: that it was seventeen. I don't know, that was like
Speaker 1: one of the last one.
Speaker 4: What makes it funny is that, like he just got
Speaker 4: so many shitty people, so consistent. Yeah, because they got
Speaker 4: so many their popular Look at that, you just assembled
Speaker 4: a team of rapist.
Speaker 1: Dude, it's inside I guess, oh my god.
Speaker 4: And but it's like it's like, what the anything for
Speaker 4: views type of people, not the actual guy Chad, but
Speaker 4: just those the most popular people they had, Like, you
Speaker 4: gotta be a little fucked up to want to be
Speaker 4: at the top of that type of notoriety, that type
Speaker 4: of fame.
Speaker 1: You want all that money?
Speaker 4: You how could you be a normal, balanced person and
Speaker 4: want to pursue all of that ship even there's people
Speaker 4: at the top for a while. Let's le Peutiepie is
Speaker 4: a great example. He was like, I'm gonna maximize my
Speaker 4: profits and then yeah, that's basically what he did instead
Speaker 4: of like logan Paul Dink doink and shit coin.
Speaker 1: And whatever he was doing. I remember, like, these are crazy.
Speaker 1: Mister be is a great example.
Speaker 5: Do you see that video of mister Vis and Christiano Ronaldo? No,
Speaker 5: I think I think it's Christian Renaldo. I don't know
Speaker 5: it was somebody, but it was. We're sitting talking and mister.
Speaker 4: Bes is talking about how like, yeah, you know, I
Speaker 4: do things, and people watch it and was like, wow,
Speaker 4: that's crazy.
Speaker 1: He could not give a fuck. He is so apathetic.
Speaker 1: When he met Speed it was funny too. He met
Speaker 1: Speed and people was like big fan.
Speaker 5: He was like you know, he was like, how do
Speaker 5: you feel since you're one of the number one fan,
Speaker 5: how do you feel about Chris Brown and on Tysonat's string.
Speaker 1: I think it's crazy he had him there. I think
Speaker 1: that is so toned up. I think he's he's a niggas,
Speaker 1: so he's like, oh, just for the niggas.
Speaker 5: He's also like incredibly homophobic, which is well, not surprised,
Speaker 5: not well, I don't know, Well, Chris Brown is gay,
Speaker 5: so so he does probably reject.
Speaker 1: I think that's smart Chris, because I think I think
Speaker 1: the same areas he will absolutely. Oh no, you've got
Speaker 1: you've you've been trained. I'm not a woman. What do
Speaker 1: you mean? Yeah, he's not. I don't know if I can.
Speaker 4: He's like, I want to fuck you up, but I'm
Speaker 4: not because I can win sure, so I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 1: I had a better fight than Mike Tyson. I don't
Speaker 1: know if he wants to come to I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he wants to come with me.
Speaker 1: I think transmitted properties bro property No, so like no,
Speaker 1: I mean kysonat well, I mean he's a fucking black
Speaker 1: young man exactly.
Speaker 5: I saw people like talking about like, I can't believe
Speaker 5: he's homophobis like, what what do you mean? You can't
Speaker 5: what you tales like the most obvious look, all due respect,
Speaker 5: it's a stereotype that the black community is particularly homophobic
Speaker 5: for kind of a good reason.
Speaker 1: Do you think, pretty it's pretty crazy. I mean when
Speaker 1: I think, I think every minority group is extremely homophobic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but like specifically it's like outward, it's like a
Speaker 5: part of the expression of the culture.
Speaker 1: I think, particularly black people like the two like all
Speaker 1: these I.
Speaker 4: Think it's just if you want to split the difference
Speaker 4: when it comes to both.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm I'm supermophile.
Speaker 6: Is why.
Speaker 4: The question is why, Ricky Martin, the question why, and
Speaker 4: it comes it comes down to, well, the think of
Speaker 4: every culture that is hyper religious. Yep, It's that's when
Speaker 4: it comes down, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of. It's it's right there, and it's
Speaker 1: the reason why.
Speaker 4: Like now, but even right now, the things that are
Speaker 4: getting voted in office, so many people in this country
Speaker 4: are just hyper religious and they're like their churches are
Speaker 4: telling them to just vote this way and they don't
Speaker 4: care about anything else.
Speaker 1: Dude, I just I was just so many people were
Speaker 1: surprised that. I don't know, how are you? It's it's
Speaker 1: it's he looks like somebody. He just looks like a.
Speaker 4: Hes just one of those guys. He just to me,
Speaker 4: he's just one of those guys. Got lucky because I
Speaker 4: don't understand why he's as popular as he is. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean, I I I because I don't, well, I've
Speaker 4: never seen personally, I've never seen anything like he's.
Speaker 1: To me, he's kind of like Joe.
Speaker 4: Rogan in a way where Joe Rogan, his his appeal
Speaker 4: was having all these cool people on his podcast and
Speaker 4: like if Joe Logan was just doing a podcast by himself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm like, Kisina.
Speaker 4: Anytime I've heard him talk or do something, I'm like,
Speaker 4: but you, oh, like, oh it's cool you have do
Speaker 4: you have this really cool person on?
Speaker 1: But I'm like, what do you do?
Speaker 4: I remember, like he doesn't he does put effort to
Speaker 4: do his streams, but he puts everything to do his
Speaker 4: streams because he has a lot of money.
Speaker 5: His money, and like anybody would, he created the car
Speaker 5: I recreated the I Carly said. It's like and if
Speaker 5: you had money, you could.
Speaker 4: Do exactly mister beast right, like he's the most uncharismatic person,
Speaker 4: but he got so much money. Now look at the
Speaker 4: cool shoting you. It is never gonna find people and
Speaker 4: you can chop tits off. I saw that was one
Speaker 4: of them. He was like I chopped off a thousand tits.
Speaker 4: I was like, Wow, nobody's really talking about this.
Speaker 1: But in the same thing, it's like why would It's
Speaker 1: it's the same thing for a lot of people, dude,
Speaker 1: It's like why are like, Yeah, it's just like to
Speaker 1: deny the fact that you get no ryan this world
Speaker 1: unless you're like an objectively really talented person. It's fucking
Speaker 1: luck he was streaming at the right time. He probably
Speaker 1: put hard work into streaming. I think the fact that
Speaker 1: he's had the people that he's had on his dream
Speaker 1: is crazy.
Speaker 5: Do you think by virtue of what luck is you
Speaker 5: make your own luck?
Speaker 1: You kind of no, but no, but you can.
Speaker 5: I think absolutely. I think I think lucky luck is
Speaker 5: created technicus. You can't get lucky just sitting there doing nothing.
Speaker 4: If you're not if you don't put yourself out the spot, yeah,
Speaker 4: the right spot. But like that's still I think about
Speaker 4: like justin long he was doing laundry or something, and
Speaker 4: then he director, I'd be doing laundry and they talked,
Speaker 4: and then that's how he's gotten to the music in
Speaker 4: the film industry to where, Yeah, if he wasn't out
Speaker 4: there doing his laundry, if he was like a completely
Speaker 4: inclusive and he's like, I'm just gonna ship myself and
Speaker 4: not wash my clothes, yeah, and then uh, it'd.
Speaker 1: Be easy to do that. They would be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll do it tomorrow, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 1: that's kind that's what I mean. There is a there
Speaker 1: is a degree of work put in you know, you
Speaker 1: have to you have to be in because sometimes they
Speaker 1: happen the right the right place, right or something because
Speaker 1: they concentrated power way. But you're saying penis fifty percent.
Speaker 1: That's crazy on the stream, and there's like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: pretty cool. You had that person on the stream so much.
Speaker 4: But also does not none of this adds to one
Speaker 4: hundred percent, fifty fifty percent come five percent treated power
Speaker 4: of the fucking come I think I'm gonna do. I'm
Speaker 4: just it's just gonna all become. It's every every gonna come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
Speaker 1: Every day.
Speaker 5: But yeah, that song reminds me, like puts me back
Speaker 5: to such a specific play, like that's like two thousand
Speaker 5: and four. Yeah, Like I'm like right back in two
Speaker 5: thousand and four again, I'm playing Bionicles And then.
Speaker 1: It came out in.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to correct you whatever, I'm not sorry to
Speaker 4: correct them, doesn't know because I didn't. Actually, Yeah, because
Speaker 4: I remember the It puts me in the same because
Speaker 4: it is the same thing for me. But I specifically
Speaker 4: remember I got my second car and I was driving
Speaker 4: all over the place listening to that album because it
Speaker 4: came out.
Speaker 1: It just came out and.
Speaker 4: A lot of it was that was a brilliant song
Speaker 4: because it was in so many like commercials, every like
Speaker 4: sports movie, n b A. It was. It was the
Speaker 4: official song I think that your sport movie.
Speaker 1: It was fucking like. I was like, god, damn, it's
Speaker 1: sonically really good.
Speaker 4: That's made I like, I like, it's not really about anything,
Speaker 4: but yeah, it's just about It's just like, hey.
Speaker 1: Here's us. Hey, this is what it took to be.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, well, not necessarily you you also you know,
Speaker 4: like there's privileges that your I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get into it. Whatever. Yeah you're not.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna You're not. You're not gonna Game Awards. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so the nominis for Game of the Year are gonna
Speaker 1: be amazing. Trans transition, I don't know. First, So there's
Speaker 1: Game O, there's Astrobot. There's a ballotto. What was that blatro? Okay, gotcha,
Speaker 1: that's just like see I thought it was to tease
Speaker 1: Ballato Bilatro, That's what it is. That's what I saw. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Black Myth will come. There's alther ring shot of Tree
Speaker 1: final Fantasy seven Rebirths metaphor rephraseo.
Speaker 5: Matter metaphor of Fantasia. Yeah, I like, yeah, that's the
Speaker 5: Persona game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is very good. Not say that I'm a chime
Speaker 1: playing a game ever again, No, that's just about that.
Speaker 1: That's what I can't. I can't do gearpyges anymore. It's
Speaker 1: it's adhering to me if I'm not if there's not.
Speaker 5: Yea col was telling me that there's like stretches where
Speaker 5: you're not playing. You're straight up not playing the game
Speaker 5: for like two hours and then and then you fight
Speaker 5: a boss and then it's two more hours of cut scenes,
Speaker 5: and I like, I can't even begin to I can't even.
Speaker 1: Begin to care.
Speaker 5: Man, it's not a great I'm sure it's great for
Speaker 5: that for that audience, but like I, I cannot begin
Speaker 5: too much.
Speaker 1: I like a Persona. I was a huge fan Persona four,
Speaker 1: one of my favorite games of all time. I played
Speaker 1: it when I had way more patients. I cannot do
Speaker 1: that anything. When'd you play it? For a Persona four?
Speaker 1: How old are you when you saw it? Was? Maybe
Speaker 1: nineteen mm.
Speaker 4: Hmmm, Yeah, I just know most JPEGs are also well,
Speaker 4: I've always been in one, in and out of like
Speaker 4: Jerrpegs and anime. Yeah, like to me, if it's too
Speaker 4: fucking weird, I just I get a little bit, uh,
Speaker 4: you know, if it's too childish or you know, the
Speaker 4: way that there's all the what is that if it's
Speaker 4: too shown and driven, we're in a way that it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: look at this young high schooler that's you know, almost
Speaker 4: every fucking story.
Speaker 5: The slice of life, like high school stuff. It's like
Speaker 5: we're gonna I could give a few. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 5: care anymore.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah you're you're not You're not. We're not that demographic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not that it's for young men. That's what showan means,
Speaker 1: my mistaken literally probably, So it's like I get it.
Speaker 1: It's like I think means for young men. Probably. I
Speaker 1: think it does. Actually I don't take a word for exactly.
Speaker 1: It is a matter. It is a matter. But the
Speaker 1: thing is like I don't I'm just not that anymore,
Speaker 1: you know. I'm The reason I want one piece is
Speaker 1: like grow up watching it. I want to see that
Speaker 1: ship end. I want to see it. I get that.
Speaker 4: That's why I start with the tag on time and
Speaker 4: I was like I got to keep going. I don't
Speaker 4: care four season, So it's fucking like ten years Absolute
Speaker 4: Ship series.
Speaker 5: Shadow of the Tree being on a Game of the
Speaker 5: Year list.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw months ago they were talking about that.
Speaker 1: It was they were gonna allow that. I saw like
Speaker 1: like three months ago people it's going to be allowed available,
Speaker 1: and I was like, all right, well, I guess that's
Speaker 1: gonna win. That was an obvious thing. I was like,
Speaker 1: it's gonna win.
Speaker 4: I personally, I completely disagree with that. It just doesn't
Speaker 4: to me, doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: So I disagree with the rule. Yes, did I obviously
Speaker 1: know it was gonna win. Ones that was realed, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, of course.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of people that actually are fine with it,
Speaker 4: which I was like, oh interesting. I mean there's a
Speaker 4: lot of backlash happening. But it was like a lot
Speaker 4: of people like this, no I get it. Especially it's lengthy,
Speaker 4: it's this, it came out this year, blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: And I was like, I just think that first of all,
Speaker 4: Number one, you can't play it without the base game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the big, big problem. It's not a standalone DLS. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's like I was like, well that isn't Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: not fucking blood Dragon or whatever the fuck right. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so it's no, Sorry, it just doesn't work that way
Speaker 4: for me, Like, you can't. I don't know how you
Speaker 4: justify that.
Speaker 1: I just don't really know.
Speaker 5: They didn't justify it for Cyberpunk last year, and that
Speaker 5: had like a fucking pretty top tier fucking DLZ I think, yeah,
Speaker 5: And they went to Liberty and they were just like.
Speaker 1: The More because I fucking was good.
Speaker 5: They're not making more absolutely no, Well, they're gonna move
Speaker 5: on to the next probably well, they're probably working on
Speaker 5: which a natural game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the links makes me sad. I want another
Speaker 1: One game. Just when that game got really good, they
Speaker 1: stopped put stuff into them like this now it's like,
Speaker 1: actually really cool.
Speaker 5: They'll probably make it. They'll make another one. Cyrepunk is too,
Speaker 5: like that's a critical acclaimed game now, and.
Speaker 4: Then maybe, yeah, maybe it would probably be so much better.
Speaker 4: It's wanting to be crazy.
Speaker 1: Yea, or be just as bad because they could do
Speaker 1: the same shit again.
Speaker 5: They sucked up twice in a row with the same game.
Speaker 4: I can't like, that is so inconceivable, But like you know,
Speaker 4: I guess think crazier things. They finish that mass effect,
Speaker 4: don't worry you're about to see it again. Well, they
Speaker 4: get a reboot, dude, I'm so excited.
Speaker 5: I'm actually like really stoked because, uh, some friends of
Speaker 5: mine got their hands on avowed that Obsidian game by
Speaker 5: the Fall in New Vegas.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that like they're they're Iram kind of game.
Speaker 5: Apparently it's really good. It's looking really solid, which is
Speaker 5: like a finally, Like it's like I don't I don't
Speaker 5: have to bother with Dragon Age. It's like there's a
Speaker 5: good there's a good kind of fantasy RPG kind of
Speaker 5: around the corner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I keep getting there every year.
Speaker 5: I get the Earth to place Kyram every year like clockwork,
Speaker 5: like around Christmas time, around November. I'm like I kind
Speaker 5: of want to jump in, and then I never had
Speaker 5: the time to actually.
Speaker 1: Do it, just with a mod where some guy's a
Speaker 1: fucking dick when I'm around the screen and you're like, ah,
Speaker 1: that's funny. I remember playing that game having a lot
Speaker 1: of fun.
Speaker 4: I fall a few Skyrim mods like not meme pages,
Speaker 4: so that always fucks me up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll see that.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh man, it's such an enduring game in
Speaker 5: popular like there's always memes about it. There's always like
Speaker 5: there's always some dumb reference even I think it Like
Speaker 5: the video I just posted, it was like I used
Speaker 5: like a P Diddy leveling up his Alchemy stat with
Speaker 5: like the sound effects and like.
Speaker 1: It's just too it's too good. It's too good. I
Speaker 1: think every game on here, I guess except for Tree.
Speaker 1: I kind of was like, I don't really think that
Speaker 1: should be there, but whatever, every game has a being
Speaker 1: astrobot makes sense.
Speaker 5: I think Hell Divers not being there is crazy. That's
Speaker 5: kind of the thing to me.
Speaker 4: That's it feels this list feels a little bit too political,
Speaker 4: if you know what I mean. Like in a way
Speaker 4: that's so the snub of like Hell because it seems.
Speaker 1: Like an obvious thing that should be on there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then when you also look.
Speaker 4: At say because to me, the whole thing what I
Speaker 4: mean by political is just that there were certain things
Speaker 4: that probably should have been on there that weren't, like
Speaker 4: Stellar Blade, And to me, that's politics. It's not you know,
Speaker 4: politics is a word that doesn't just mean like I know,
Speaker 4: you mean, yeah, So it's just like there are things
Speaker 4: that are like, hey, what the F's going on this year?
Speaker 4: Because that seemed like should have been there, and I
Speaker 4: feel like for the similar reason, Uh, Dragon Age got
Speaker 4: accessibility was the only thing.
Speaker 1: That got got.
Speaker 5: He got nominated for an accessibility award.
Speaker 1: And that's it. That's that's funny game. That's all it's got.
Speaker 1: God bless you know. That's what it's got. That's just
Speaker 1: so funny that they like they weren't considered for anything else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they didn't deserve anything else, I know.
Speaker 4: But but what the funny thing about it is just
Speaker 4: seeing like some of the some of the people in
Speaker 4: the industry. I read a handful of articles that were
Speaker 4: really trying to like, I hate this man because they
Speaker 4: weren't talking about the actual game. They were talking about
Speaker 4: the gig culture warship. I hate it's so it's so tedious,
Speaker 4: it's so stupid, and they don't they don't do anything
Speaker 4: for like graphics.
Speaker 1: They don't have a game based on graphics and visual
Speaker 1: stuff like that because that game coming out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's probably more categories to be.
Speaker 1: Graphics that game needs, that game needs to be up there.
Speaker 5: Maybe graphics are kind of becoming a lot less important now,
Speaker 5: I agree with I feel like everything just looks great,
Speaker 5: So like something like Billattro looks great even though it's
Speaker 5: just like pixel art cards, you know what I mean
Speaker 5: for sure?
Speaker 4: Well, you know, I think it's kind of being like
Speaker 4: like I had, I had a selica that looked awesome,
Speaker 4: but you know I wouldn't say that like put it
Speaker 4: next to like a you know, like a high.
Speaker 1: End fun I mean like you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: I think what I mean is like an art design
Speaker 5: and art style I think is more meaningful now than
Speaker 5: just graphical fidelity.
Speaker 4: Yes, the only reason I would push back you in
Speaker 4: a little bit is that, yeah, the capabilities are pretty
Speaker 4: like it can be like phenomenal, but can you pull
Speaker 4: it off? And the only reason I feel about like
Speaker 4: it's interesting enough, and this is probably people can probably
Speaker 4: hard disagree with me, but I feel like, uh, Dragoning's
Speaker 4: Veilguard looks better than Blackmith Wukong to me, like the
Speaker 4: way that when I when I'm because I spend a
Speaker 4: lot of time in Blackmith Wukong and there weren't many
Speaker 4: times and what it might be it just might be
Speaker 4: that everything looked like the regular ship though too it
Speaker 4: was like oh this forest looks awesome.
Speaker 1: This uh it was nothing.
Speaker 4: What it was just places that seem like could exist
Speaker 4: in this world versus Vailguard has like like say Intraviso
Speaker 4: and stuff or like this is cool, this is fucking
Speaker 4: this is really cool. Is really uh inventive and uh
Speaker 4: right and looking at it and I gotta say, man,
Speaker 4: the really like putting. I put the settings all the
Speaker 4: way up just because I wasn't playing it at first
Speaker 4: because I didn't give a ship, but I put it
Speaker 4: all the way up, and I was like really impressed
Speaker 4: with the hair physics, Like actually it was a little funny.
Speaker 4: I like it's in veilcard.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 4: I think visually that game is pretty fucking stunning, Like
Speaker 4: it's interesting. I think Rebirth is pretty up there too. Rebirth, Yeah,
Speaker 4: especially now on the pro now that it like you
Speaker 4: can run at sixty and four K.
Speaker 1: I never played it.
Speaker 4: It looks like it's a time sink. It's like fucking
Speaker 4: I'm like forty hours in and I'm that's a problem.
Speaker 4: I haven't even walt the uh the other one because
Speaker 4: of just the time the uh.
Speaker 1: I played remake.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, dude, this is actually hold on, we have
Speaker 5: a question that somewhat relates to this.
Speaker 1: You keep talking that game the first one. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean hours. Was that maybe like seventy five that's not
Speaker 1: that bad. For one hundred percent, that's not bad at all.
Speaker 1: Five I got pretty far in this one, but there
Speaker 1: was like one mission and I was like, I just
Speaker 1: don't really want to fucking do this.
Speaker 4: How many hours are you into a bill Guard Bellgard?
Speaker 4: Maybe twenty two, twenty two. I'm probably double that.
Speaker 1: I am right now. I am doing all the loyalty stuff.
Speaker 4: I've done almost everything, and that's why, like I'm forty
Speaker 4: hours in. I probably I don't know, Maybe I think
Speaker 4: there's still a lot more to go.
Speaker 1: I am. I know past Level twenty is like the
Speaker 1: sort of the middle put up, like sort of the
Speaker 1: third act of a game. So I second act, going
Speaker 1: to the second act of the game. I just hit
Speaker 1: level twenty. I just got like feast of crows to
Speaker 1: do all the fucking stupid cool like teleporting Samurai shit.
Speaker 4: Look there, And to me, so far, only the side
Speaker 4: stuff's been certain things that you need. I guess it's
Speaker 4: probably gonna affect my story. It's the only less ben issuating.
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to fuck harding that's it. I'm not
Speaker 4: doing anything else. Really, it's taking too long, Bro it's
Speaker 4: taking a long time, dude. I am fucking forty hours
Speaker 4: in and she's not giving me pussy yet, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: look like, I'll see the explanation.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, here we go, here we know.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? I don't think they're gonna happen in
Speaker 1: the same.
Speaker 4: No, I think I think because well light spoiler. I
Speaker 4: was on Nexus looking at the mods. I didn't see
Speaker 4: anything for herding, but I saw something for someone else
Speaker 4: that they were like removing for It was like moving
Speaker 4: clothes for sex scene. But it was just a picture
Speaker 4: of one of the characters. And I'm like, okay, so
Speaker 4: you you can't there are Fox scenes.
Speaker 1: I guess mis.
Speaker 4: Rated m it is because there's blood in it and
Speaker 4: there's some swear words like uh Tosh swears a bit.
Speaker 1: But what was question? I don't know. No, you had
Speaker 1: I thought you you can find me iPad died. No, no,
Speaker 1: ohole go.
Speaker 5: Morgan moonscar and he says, hello, Fats, can you put
Speaker 5: your phone down and pay attention?
Speaker 1: I was worrying.
Speaker 5: I was wondering you you would have got you would
Speaker 5: have got him if it was literally a minute ago. Really, Hello, Fats,
Speaker 5: can put your front. I was wondering, what is the
Speaker 5: worst character in a game or show that was so
Speaker 5: insanely awful that it prevented you from finishing the game
Speaker 5: or show despite all all other aspects.
Speaker 1: Being good entted you. That's an interesting one.
Speaker 5: That's it's a hard thing for me.
Speaker 1: For me, I have one easily, okay. At first was
Speaker 1: Tony Soprano when I first watched that show that nigga
Speaker 1: sucks so bad. It's crazy, he's so horrible, but it's
Speaker 1: a great show. But like again, I think, uh, comprehension
Speaker 1: in this country is really broken. So people are like,
Speaker 1: I love Tony and it's like, oh, well, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that always happens. This nigga is horrible.
Speaker 5: Understand Like I don't happen. I feel I understand what
Speaker 5: you're saying. But I feel like there's also there's like
Speaker 5: a Hopscotch thing happening here. What do you mean where
Speaker 5: I feel like people can I feel like people can
Speaker 5: be like, oh, I love Tony Soprano and understand that
Speaker 5: he's a bad character.
Speaker 4: Also you can kind of assuming I agree that because
Speaker 4: I Walter White is I love that character. That is
Speaker 4: also the cool character I think he's a very not
Speaker 4: a good person, rollant character.
Speaker 1: I think we I think with clearly the state of
Speaker 1: this country, I'm right, but like it could be argued
Speaker 1: against me for sure, but I know it's definitely possible.
Speaker 4: It's because I think it's I think actually the voting
Speaker 4: is actually kind of a good representation of the people.
Speaker 4: You don't understand, you understand what we understand. These people
Speaker 4: are terrible, but they're awesomely written characters. But then there's
Speaker 4: those freaks that idolized Joker.
Speaker 1: You know. It's just there's there's there's I just wonder how.
Speaker 4: How many, how many many I would say to like
Speaker 4: not not not, it's not the majority. It's just it's
Speaker 4: too many. It's a car crashes, it's not the majority.
Speaker 1: Imagine if.
Speaker 4: Everyone's just crashing, there's just piles of cars, like mountains
Speaker 4: of cars.
Speaker 1: It's just like, hey, there's too many of these weird.
Speaker 4: Rules.
Speaker 1: He gets me for, you know, Geoffrey King Jeoffrey, that's
Speaker 1: that's a I don't think anybody like that, nigga. If
Speaker 1: you like character rape fellow man, if you'd have caught
Speaker 1: me another time, Tash would maybe put the game down
Speaker 1: for Dragon Age. If I didn't have Carlac existing as
Speaker 1: the pinnacle, like, Oh, this is what they're trying to do,
Speaker 1: because clearly that's what they're trying to do. If I didn't,
Speaker 1: they're trying to.
Speaker 4: Do that character the big muscle of the big muscle. Wise, well,
Speaker 4: I think like there's.
Speaker 1: Nothing else reminiscent. I think I know as Karlac do.
Speaker 1: Krlak is witty? Did she?
Speaker 4: She? She doesn't sound stupid. She sounds like she's mature,
Speaker 4: like Tash is in her twenties, but she sounds like
Speaker 4: she's like thirteen fourteen.
Speaker 1: Isn't she a kid? Technically? Isn't she like young for her?
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know. I don't know how old
Speaker 1: does live? Do you feel like Balderskates?
Speaker 5: I guess it's been a while, Like I guess my
Speaker 5: question would be like, is there even really enough time
Speaker 5: between the release of balder Skate and the release of
Speaker 5: this for them to have even really reacted in that
Speaker 5: way like, oh, we need a car?
Speaker 1: I don't think I didn't They did? They? Did they?
Speaker 1: I think it's that it is the strong, strong feminine presenttion.
Speaker 4: Stronger, Yeah, a strong like big muscle womaneotype they've done
Speaker 4: such a weird like it's even one of her outfits
Speaker 4: that you can wear where she shows a little cheeks,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, well, there's dialogue in here specifically that
Speaker 4: Tasha's mom is upset that she doesn't act or they
Speaker 4: don't act very womanly and like you're bad at it,
Speaker 4: And I feel like it's really weird that they gave
Speaker 4: her an outfit or them an outfit that is very
Speaker 4: feminine in a way that Tosh clearly doesn't care to
Speaker 4: do that. So it was really so to me and
Speaker 4: almost seemed like this was like put in before they
Speaker 4: even wrote the character, almost like they strong that together
Speaker 4: because I'm like, they shouldn't be in there. There's I
Speaker 4: can literally see the outs of her cheeks, her her
Speaker 4: asses hanging out, and I'm like, muscly, bitch. She looks
Speaker 4: good to me. I'm like, the body looks good.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 4: But anytime the face and when she talks.
Speaker 1: She talks, I want to shoot myself in the bag.
Speaker 1: I want to She's a great she's actually she's a beast.
Speaker 4: She's my she's my favorite to uh because you know,
Speaker 4: to me, it's much easier since there's not much strategy.
Speaker 4: In this game, all you do, really, all you need
Speaker 4: to do is thunder stuff you you can bring people thunder,
Speaker 4: and then it is way too even that Like, dude,
Speaker 4: if you to me something like it's it almost feels
Speaker 4: like it's like eighty percent defense down.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy.
Speaker 4: How like when you just under something, I'm like, I
Speaker 4: can suck it up effortlessly, so I do bring people
Speaker 4: that can thunder or her she just fucking bashes ship
Speaker 4: to pieces.
Speaker 1: But anyway, we just touched a little bit. I didn't
Speaker 1: feel that he is wearing shoes, So you're not gay.
Speaker 1: You got it for you.
Speaker 4: Damn well, rude, let me get to it. But yeah,
Speaker 4: Dragon as funny, it's not on the thing, tosh. If
Speaker 4: I didn't get specifically, if the game wasn't gifted to
Speaker 4: me to finish it, I definitely would have bailed already.
Speaker 4: So I would say this would be one of those
Speaker 4: games that everybody, even people who I want to like
Speaker 4: in the game, Emerick. I want to like Emerick. He's
Speaker 4: just too he's too much of a character. I talked
Speaker 4: about it before, because he's super posh. He's the nickeromnswer.
Speaker 4: He's too posh.
Speaker 1: All the time.
Speaker 4: Uh, that's actually all the bad poorly written characters. But
Speaker 4: Laura feels fake even though like she's going through some
Speaker 4: hard ship with her brother and like I just can't
Speaker 4: when every time I'm listening to her, I'm like, shot
Speaker 4: the fuck up, bitch.
Speaker 1: I like, I like, I like two characters. The characters
Speaker 1: I would say, I like, well, that's not the question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well but it's like is that zero zero zero zero
Speaker 1: zero again? Like a port notifications on Patreon. Sorry that
Speaker 1: was scary, but uh, Patreon, you like who? So you
Speaker 1: like Harding? I imagine I like hard She's uh, she's
Speaker 1: cool because I remember her being cool from before. She's
Speaker 1: less than she was, unfortunately, but she's still pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Uh that sucks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's unfortunate. When it's like this character purely because
Speaker 4: I have prior experience with this character. Not from this experience,
Speaker 4: I think you'll like her more.
Speaker 1: Just you'll. Yeah, it's Davin's cool as actually.
Speaker 4: The elf niggah yeah oh yeah, yeah, well idea maybe
Speaker 4: if you like if maybe I was like the you
Speaker 4: saw like the characters.
Speaker 5: I only really remember the Dwarf and Tosh I don't remember,
Speaker 5: and I think that the Asian lady. There's the only
Speaker 5: people that everybody else is kind of like blurry to
Speaker 5: me because I'm just not gonna play it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's you, really, you really unfortunately, because I'm so
Speaker 4: happy for the people that enjoy it, like, it's hard
Speaker 4: to play it sometimes for me.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna wait for a bout anyway.
Speaker 4: So upset uh last night because I only had a
Speaker 4: little bit of time to do anything. I was doing
Speaker 4: shit all day and I'm like, a fucking I'm gonna
Speaker 4: just I would. I stopped at a part where I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, the these should what this should be fun.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to uh the inquisitor, you know,
Speaker 4: because you know how you you you know how you
Speaker 4: fucking you. You created the character. You know you're gonna
Speaker 4: interact with them. Have you not interacted with the inquisitor? No,
Speaker 4: well you know you're going to. It's not a spoiler. Literally,
Speaker 4: when you're creating a character, you have to create the inquisitor.
Speaker 1: I don't really, did you not? Did you not? I
Speaker 1: guys skipped past that.
Speaker 4: I guess when you're creating your character, there's a part
Speaker 4: where it says, now create your inquisitor and then you go.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Okay, I'm actually excited. I'm excited. How to
Speaker 1: do that? I don't remember se Yeah, I like, it's
Speaker 1: it's just a spoiler at all, but like because then
Speaker 1: I know they keep mentioning down south and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, sh it's popping off down there too, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, okay, cool, I hope I got to
Speaker 1: see that.
Speaker 4: But okay, all right, fair enough. But yeah, like so
Speaker 4: it's it's just not a spoiler. But there was another
Speaker 4: you meet, you know, and then it was the most
Speaker 4: it's the second time. You mean, it was the most
Speaker 4: meaningless thing. I was so mad that I was like,
Speaker 4: what was the point? The first one actually made sense.
Speaker 4: The second one was literally are you just feeling time?
Speaker 4: This nigga is supposed to be doing really important shit
Speaker 4: and then he just shows up and he's like that's
Speaker 4: going kind of a thing. And then you guys like
Speaker 4: it's like talk over coffee essentially, And I was like,
Speaker 4: who was that? I thought you were gonna give me
Speaker 4: some good shit or something, or or bring a new
Speaker 4: person back in or nope, no resources from the nope. Yeah,
Speaker 4: So I'm so glad that you didn't get any nods
Speaker 4: in the game, because honestly, it's look, man, I said,
Speaker 4: I'm happy for the people that are enjoying the game.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be candid right now, real quick.
Speaker 4: I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you guys.
Speaker 4: I'll be honest, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what because there's there's
Speaker 1: it's people who just didn't play Dragon Age. Probably the
Speaker 1: weird thing is.
Speaker 4: There's enough connections to the old games in that game
Speaker 4: that I'm like, even those people like, how are you
Speaker 4: enjoying this?
Speaker 1: I know they're not reading the codex they didn't play it,
Speaker 1: they didn't play it, they watched someone review its what
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just like, dude, there's so much you couldn't
Speaker 4: understand because you know, nobody reads the codexes most people.
Speaker 4: I mean, now, yeah, I try, and then I'm just like,
Speaker 4: if I completely forgot about something, I'll try to look like,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 5: Every time I find myself reading codexes and videos, I'm like,
Speaker 5: I started to get to it. I was like, I
Speaker 5: don't know this much about the real world. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: look at it. The first a waste of my fucking
Speaker 5: memory banks. And like I know exactly how the shah
Speaker 5: Fujikawa slip space drive works in Halo because I knew
Speaker 5: who invented I don't need to know this.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know really who invented train tracks.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. Maybe eleven people in the country
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probably just people who specifically train geeks autistic
Speaker 4: fifty year old trained dad like.
Speaker 1: Models Thomas and his son is like, Dad, please talk
Speaker 1: to me, and he's.
Speaker 5: Like so yeah, I mean so it's it's a couple
Speaker 5: of Dragon Age characters for you guys, I think for me,
Speaker 5: like right now, yeah, what do you got is this?
Speaker 1: Dude? So I I I do have an example of one.
Speaker 5: That got me to bail on a game entirely or
Speaker 5: technically a DLC, But like there was Final Fantasy seven
Speaker 5: remake came out, and then there was Intergrade, which is
Speaker 5: like this DLC that connected rebirth and and uh remake,
Speaker 5: and that centered around this character Ufi.
Speaker 1: Youfi sucks. Is everything you hate about Ufi is everything.
Speaker 5: I hate about Japanese games. Like she's moke hafed all stupid.
Speaker 5: She like she overacts every single fucking thing. She's just
Speaker 5: she's one note, she's bland, she sucks, she's gay, not
Speaker 5: even literally just like, don't parentheses derogatory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she's dopting the game, though.
Speaker 5: I think she's fun to use in combat, but like,
Speaker 5: I hate whenever, whenever she speaks, everything she says because
Speaker 5: her whole character is like I'm hunting for materia, and
Speaker 5: every line without exaggeration, it's like I'll go if there's materia,
Speaker 5: shut the funk up. I literally like I made it
Speaker 5: about like an hour into that DLC, and I was like,
Speaker 5: I can't. I cannot stomach this.
Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy. I can't. It's crazy to so
Speaker 1: many good characters didn't say it. Well, yeah, yeah, there's
Speaker 1: there's there's there's plenty of good characters. Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: tear that gain.
Speaker 5: I think Cloud, Tifa, Barrett and there are good.
Speaker 1: Cloud and then yeah, so most most of the cast,
Speaker 1: like you haven't you don't go to Red's part.
Speaker 5: You have read so there's Red thirteen, Kate Sith, but
Speaker 5: you go to Red's part in the game. I don't
Speaker 5: think I did read Red's part his area at his home. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that part wasn't cool as.
Speaker 1: I hated it immediately because no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: Let me explain.
Speaker 5: There's a spoilers for Final Fantasy seven Rebarth kind of
Speaker 5: not really about a specific character, Red thirteen, who is
Speaker 5: a fucking cat that can speak. It's like some fucking
Speaker 5: and not like he's like he's like a leopard or
Speaker 5: something like something like a wild animal, like you know.
Speaker 1: The red the Red Dog from Final Fantasy seven. Did
Speaker 1: you pay seven at all? No, I do anything about it.
Speaker 1: I was seven was one of those ones that like
Speaker 1: you were definitely young.
Speaker 4: I never finished and I would only I know enough,
Speaker 4: but I never even the last time I tried to play,
Speaker 4: because I.
Speaker 1: Just it's a lot of games. It's that's all. That's
Speaker 1: the only problem. It's all game.
Speaker 5: But so so that's that's a character. And he starts
Speaker 5: off the game. He it turns out at some point
Speaker 5: in the game that he's been putting on a fake voice.
Speaker 5: Well yeah, throughout throughout the game, like he's to because
Speaker 5: he wants you to respect him, and so like the
Speaker 5: from the second you meet him to like thirty hours
Speaker 5: into rebirth, he's used he's using this like gruff kind
Speaker 5: of like serious.
Speaker 1: Voice, and I'm like, okay, I kind of like this guy.
Speaker 5: And then immediately when and then immediately when he gets home,
Speaker 5: he's like Mom, Dad, and I'm like, I I've never turned.
Speaker 5: It reminded me of you remember that that character that
Speaker 5: Sam Wise played in Stranger Things, Yeah, where like he
Speaker 5: like drops the gun in the stairwell and immediately dies,
Speaker 5: and like, even though I liked him before that, I
Speaker 5: was immediately like, no, you're dead.
Speaker 4: I think I think I liked I think it's funny
Speaker 4: because of the fact that his species lives for like
Speaker 4: ever literally, so it's like, how old are you?
Speaker 1: I'm like ninety eight.
Speaker 5: It's like he's forty eight the game, but he's like sixteen.
Speaker 1: But in real like like sixties, he's a kid. He's
Speaker 1: like I was trying to be tough, and it's like
Speaker 1: that's silly. I his real voice crazy. His real voice
Speaker 1: sucks voice often he doesn't have one area. And then
Speaker 1: when you're back, what does he do this voice change
Speaker 1: in the game.
Speaker 4: I don't remember what changes. I looked it up on
Speaker 4: I looked it up different. I don't think it does.
Speaker 1: Chris. I think I think you make sometimes when you're
Speaker 1: him on his because I remember at the end of
Speaker 1: the game, when you're doing like the final parts, he's
Speaker 1: talking as his older voice, and I'm like, what's the
Speaker 1: maybe maybe, Like I don't know why they revealed this.
Speaker 1: I don't even he switches. Yeah, he switches sometime.
Speaker 5: But like to me, it's like the fact that the
Speaker 5: fact that the fact that you did this at all
Speaker 5: makes me hate this character, Like I hate this character now,
Speaker 5: like i've i've I hate him.
Speaker 1: He sounds terrible. I understand. I love the character. I
Speaker 1: think I still think his whole entire part is really
Speaker 1: really I think controlling him is weird. We have to
Speaker 1: run up wall sideways. Thought it was cool. How like
Speaker 1: when he like, uh, that's weird.
Speaker 5: When he saw his dad frozen in stone, he was like,
Speaker 5: I'm I'll make you proud dad, and the statue cries.
Speaker 4: Dude, I I couldn't. I rolled my eyes so hard.
Speaker 4: I was like, this, that's definitely very animated. But it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: I guess his dad's crying rock dog look look. I like.
Speaker 5: I like Final Fantay seven Birth is Final Fantasy seven Rebirth,
Speaker 5: Like I like it, but it sucks like it like
Speaker 5: story wise, it sucks Mondo Deck.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I think it's a really good story. Okay,
Speaker 1: you like the stat the crying statue. I think it's
Speaker 1: I think it's like in the in the regular game,
Speaker 1: he's just talking to a statue. You know, You're like,
Speaker 1: it doesn't get undercut by his fucking you know preview
Speaker 1: bestent fucking I don't wait to jack off the anime
Speaker 1: girls voice.
Speaker 5: But I like look, I like Cloud, I like Barrett,
Speaker 5: I like and I like any interaction with those characters.
Speaker 5: But anybody else in that game really is the worst
Speaker 5: character from every other video.
Speaker 1: Did you mean Vincent? No, that's later on, And I
Speaker 1: think Vince's that is his whole character is being cool,
Speaker 1: though I don't know, Like, do you know Kate Sith?
Speaker 1: Kate Sith? Do you know that character?
Speaker 4: Probably I would have to see the picture.
Speaker 1: Do me a favor. I want you specifically, I want
Speaker 1: your reaction to this.
Speaker 5: I want you to google Kate Sick because when I
Speaker 5: saw this for the first time, I literally I sat
Speaker 5: on my couch and shot in defiance. Was so fucking mad.
Speaker 5: Look up so c A I T space H I
Speaker 5: T H Exactly.
Speaker 1: It's Kate. It's not kat Okay Kate, so dumbest fucking
Speaker 1: designed gal. That character is in the game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's he's walking alongside Cloud Stripe.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a heat you're saying, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: assume it's it's a I can say that for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1: See that's see that's you see that? Yes, I do
Speaker 1: you see that?
Speaker 5: Kingdom Hearts ass ship.
Speaker 1: Here's here's the here's the here's the problem final fantasy.
Speaker 4: To this question, those characters are things that would one
Speaker 4: make me stay away from a game, like when I
Speaker 4: see something that it just it it couldn't be. It
Speaker 4: is so far removed from something that could appeal to me,
Speaker 4: like I just want like I don't want to encounter
Speaker 4: that thing.
Speaker 1: Ever. No, and that's when you hear his voice and
Speaker 1: see I have it's just what is the Irish She's
Speaker 1: like Scottish retarded.
Speaker 4: It's the Cloud Stripe.
Speaker 1: Wow cloud here.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's a it's a problem that I have
Speaker 4: that I know I've missed some games that are probably
Speaker 4: really good, but just there's some characters that I'm like,
Speaker 4: this is not even remotely for me, and I God,
Speaker 4: damn it, I feel I have nostalgia. I think that's
Speaker 4: where I stand where I'm like, I played this when
Speaker 4: I was younger, So this isn't Bob, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Here's the thing, here's the thing. Within the context of itself.
Speaker 5: It's good, but it's like it's constantly fighting you. It's
Speaker 5: it's like it wants you to not like it, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean. Where it's like the combat's really good,
Speaker 5: and like Cloud and and Barrett and all these characters
Speaker 5: are really cool characters, but like not things are going
Speaker 5: too well, throw a throw a cat in there, and
Speaker 5: they can like not even the same style as the
Speaker 5: rest of the people in it.
Speaker 1: It's the ship, you know, like but like I get,
Speaker 1: but not the main cast. I understan, which is what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I understand what you mean. Where it's like
Speaker 1: very like disposition, and that's the points like the party
Speaker 1: forming the party. You're like, you know, like there's always
Speaker 1: in everything that there's a big part of them. It's
Speaker 1: always one motherfucker like a few mores that are like
Speaker 1: what are You're not even the same species as me? No,
Speaker 1: there isn't. That's what I'm saying. Well, this is only
Speaker 1: a problem in Japanese games.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well yeah in western things in Western in Western okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: in mass Effect, there's just no circle.
Speaker 1: There's smile there's not a circle, but there's literally aliens.
Speaker 1: There's like there's a whole ass crogan. I don't know.
Speaker 4: If I look, I could not. If dude he had,
Speaker 4: he would be some stupid cat. If it was if
Speaker 4: this was a Japanese yeah, it'd be, it'd be it'd
Speaker 4: be toned up to eleven. You know, there's like the
Speaker 4: different species. It's like like I don't know, like no.
Speaker 5: No, I understand different species, but the crogan are weird,
Speaker 5: but they make sense in the reality of mass effects.
Speaker 1: I agree. He Shi it makes no sense.
Speaker 4: That's what he's just and it's just dumb, Like just looking,
Speaker 4: I don't I think Kate Sith is such a silly,
Speaker 4: fucking stupid That's kind of the point though, Like as
Speaker 4: a as a character he is, he's like the most broken,
Speaker 4: but you gotta know how to play him. I swear
Speaker 4: to god, he's like insane.
Speaker 1: He does so much damage. It's really stupid. But like
Speaker 1: it's just it's I'm not gonna want to play as
Speaker 1: that character. I agree. I was playing as one of
Speaker 1: that this nigga is a fucking dumb ass cat with
Speaker 1: a puppet. Stupid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's look, that's that's that's Japanese medium.
Speaker 1: That is that is what they do. That's one that's
Speaker 1: one piece. One piece is fucking one piece is art style?
Speaker 1: Is that the art style doesn't match yeh, knowing is
Speaker 1: drawn correctly. It's interesting that correctly that's different.
Speaker 4: It's interesting that that's what the Veilguard kind of feels
Speaker 4: like a little bit where almost like they were drawing
Speaker 4: from inspiration because in the game's prior they didn't have
Speaker 4: anything stupid like that. It was just the Western RPG
Speaker 4: very grounded. And then this game they put in the
Speaker 4: servant Manfred who's hissing, the hissing skeleton. And then even
Speaker 4: though I do like the griffin, the Griffin the sun,
Speaker 4: but like it's just these cute things that is shoved
Speaker 4: in the game that were never in any of the
Speaker 4: games before, and like, I like this because he's actually cool.
Speaker 4: But another thing, what is that mcguffin dagger that you
Speaker 4: have that you can do ship that you're part look
Speaker 4: Star Wars like, so like you're look at your parties.
Speaker 4: Basically you look at your party members have special abilities
Speaker 4: that can help you traverse certain areas, and if they're
Speaker 4: not there, your dagger just does it.
Speaker 1: Wait really, it does it all the time. It is
Speaker 1: so I've only seen, I've only seen, but it's just stupid.
Speaker 1: I could lift the rocks everything.
Speaker 4: So if the party member is not there. Let's say,
Speaker 4: for example, this thing needs to be exploded with fire,
Speaker 4: which toth is a fire breathing fucking kunari, the fucking
Speaker 4: dagger will do it. The dagger shows up, you take
Speaker 4: it out, and then fired it goes boom. Is I
Speaker 4: need Hassan to take down a thing so I can
Speaker 4: jump on this platform. He's nowhere in sight, Dagger summons.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, hold on, I
Speaker 1: don't know how you know, I never really because the
Speaker 1: thing is that I don't know what you're doing in
Speaker 1: this game for those moments haven't really come up a
Speaker 1: ton of me. Like I understand. I remember I did
Speaker 1: it with Harding's rocks where I lifted the rocks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not doing like the area. Oh well, I want
Speaker 1: to hear there's a Hassans in this Hassan, Yeah, Hassani
Speaker 1: Griffin and then he like you pet, you can pet
Speaker 1: Hassan and it's that left three Monthsol music. He didn't
Speaker 1: mean to be I think it's I.
Speaker 4: I think he's being completely what's the what's the what's
Speaker 4: the word I'm looking for when you're pretending he's playing dumb,
Speaker 4: That's what he Hasan is doing a very good job,
Speaker 4: even unfortunately, even clients kind of lose his mind unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Like his audience.
Speaker 4: There are channels that are dedicated to his his podcast
Speaker 4: that have like I'm they checked out, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, that's unfortunate.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's he's having a hard time. Man, he's having
Speaker 4: a hard time.
Speaker 5: To me right like, like he especially is very nice.
Speaker 5: I don't know what the I feel like they're going
Speaker 5: through something.
Speaker 1: They're definitely very clearly like.
Speaker 5: Because at a certain point you gotta just maybe relax, dude.
Speaker 1: Everybody wants them to just stop.
Speaker 4: Like it's like guys like you guys like specifically even
Speaker 4: because Ela will say stuff, you know, in defense or whatever,
Speaker 4: but like yeah, it's like hey man, and then I
Speaker 4: I I'll catch a little bit of Hassan's thing and
Speaker 4: he's like, well what do you say now? Like it
Speaker 4: was one of those things he's like, what what what
Speaker 4: happened this time? And man, I I uh, I tried
Speaker 4: to reach out to a long time ago.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't try right now.
Speaker 4: He's uh, he seems like he's checked out. Other than
Speaker 4: he's doing the thing where he he just uses the internet,
Speaker 4: but he doesn't like interact with it anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so like at a certain point, I know a
Speaker 4: lot of people just kind of do that, but uh,
Speaker 4: it's feel weird. Didn't even end up on Philip d
Speaker 4: franco show, like it got big enough to where phil
Speaker 4: Dedfranco talked about I didn't think he would because I didn't.
Speaker 4: I thought it wasn't like is important enough, I guess,
Speaker 4: and I think his audiences like, hey hey, and he's
Speaker 4: like fine, fucking dude, Philip Frankles look kind of sexy lately.
Speaker 1: No, I haven't seen him like I was watching.
Speaker 4: He's like grown man, he's fucking like uh cut, ripped
Speaker 4: thin and like he was he was wearing in the summer,
Speaker 4: he was wearing uh tank tops and he would sit
Speaker 4: like this, specifically with his arms like crossed, so you
Speaker 4: can really see.
Speaker 1: That, you can like really see the magnifize. Gotta get
Speaker 1: your tube totally. I was like, I was like, this
Speaker 1: motherfuckers playing in video, so you know you this proof?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I didn't realize how big he was
Speaker 4: until you showed like he's like during the pandemic, Like
Speaker 4: you know, it's either even the pandemic, either got buff
Speaker 4: or you got fat.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I saw him and I was like, I literally did
Speaker 4: it realize because you're just used to seeing someone Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's just tailim.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh, I have a.
Speaker 5: Very vivid memory of Philip de Franco. Yeah, and like
Speaker 5: from the brief from a few times that i'd seen
Speaker 5: him in person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got kind of big. I didn't let me
Speaker 1: see I remember him from a wait, you.
Speaker 4: Know it's crazy, I do remember that sexy phil Yeah,
Speaker 4: I remember, I remember back then.
Speaker 1: Almost that's almost twenty years ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah, YouTube, I mean YouTube's almost twenty years old, Scott,
Speaker 5: it's eighteen years old now.
Speaker 1: I think it's uh, I'm not doing the math. You got,
Speaker 1: you got kind of he got he got kind of
Speaker 1: up there. I had no idea.
Speaker 4: I had no idea he was ever that fat, to
Speaker 4: be honest, That's what I mean. I was like, I
Speaker 4: was like, you got this big Yeah, I guess, and
Speaker 4: now he's all sexy. He's probably cheating on his wife.
Speaker 1: Like crazy, that's crazy. It's a crazy I like you
Speaker 1: feel that's crazy.
Speaker 4: That's the Lord's no way he watches this podcasts. He's
Speaker 4: got eyes in ears everywhere, be crazy he has if
Speaker 4: he like him, that's been doing. I remember specifically once
Speaker 4: he like, I know, he's like he's vaguely aware. I
Speaker 4: don't know if he knows, but maybe he doesn't know
Speaker 4: about the show, but I remember because he do. You
Speaker 4: remember like when I made that when I made that
Speaker 4: sarcastic video in the car Batman about Batman being too
Speaker 4: woke because they put a black lady in it.
Speaker 5: Oh, Like, I put my sunglasses on and my hat
Speaker 5: on and I sat in the front seat of my car.
Speaker 1: Making fun of that dive. There was a guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because there was somebody doing that. He was like
Speaker 4: every pressure in the movie that's half decent black. Yeah,
Speaker 4: all the bad people are all the bad people were white.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's not not even what about Batman
Speaker 1: was a white man, the main white man. People would
Speaker 1: fuck if Batman was fucking black? Is shut up? If
Speaker 1: they made Bruce Wayne first of all, I'm I'm someone
Speaker 1: that's like really sort of not a big problem with
Speaker 1: like legacy characters. I don't really care that much. I
Speaker 1: think it's like we've had him for a long time.
Speaker 1: In fact, a few of the best characters from comics,
Speaker 1: our legacy characters. Wait, why are you talking about legacy characters?
Speaker 1: But like, but the idea of making a character like
Speaker 1: making straight up a black man Bruce Wayne, Oh, like
Speaker 1: what bother people so bad?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be honest. I'm gona be honest. At this point,
Speaker 4: I feel like it's the only direction to go in
Speaker 4: because like, look at they dude, they rebooted him to
Speaker 4: like what if right now?
Speaker 1: Right? I think?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I think I'm like Brain Wascy the
Speaker 4: black Bruce Wrayne Wayne Wascy Brain Wascy?
Speaker 1: Is fucking that is hilarious And you're looking mighty black
Speaker 1: to die. It's just Uncle Phil and fucking Jeffrey always
Speaker 1: Uncle Phil.
Speaker 4: Are we did we just did we just invent a
Speaker 4: new extra Ammo, maybe black bat black Mandy?
Speaker 1: Somehow we didn't know black man with a guy scared
Speaker 1: of black people, so he becomes Yeah, I love that
Speaker 1: idea so much, Master Block that implies that he calls
Speaker 1: him master Bat. His name is black Man, It's Derek.
Speaker 1: In fact, don't touch me offer it scared of every day?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Yeah, I don't know the Game Awards whatever. I
Speaker 5: don't think Chaddy there should be there. I think he's
Speaker 5: got snubbed. Crazy, Like, I get the argument where it's like, oh, well,
Speaker 5: they didn't listen to their community and they kind of
Speaker 5: the game up, Like I don't even think that necessarily matters,
Speaker 5: because that game was the hugest thing in the world
Speaker 5: for like three straight months.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 4: There was no acknowledgment of Power World either. Yeah, bar
Speaker 4: World was pretty fucking massive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Power World was pretty big. To Pokemon was like
Speaker 1: Pokemon Now after a while.
Speaker 4: They were like I have kind of the minority opinion
Speaker 4: though on like what game of the year is or
Speaker 4: which what game of the year should be?
Speaker 5: Game of the year should be the game that defines
Speaker 5: the year. I don't think it necessarily needs to be
Speaker 5: like the best one, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean. I feel like those go hand
Speaker 1: to hand so often, But.
Speaker 5: Yeah, not necessarily, because I think twenty sixteen easily Pokemon go,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like Pokemon Go was twenty
Speaker 5: sixteen's Game of the Year, like on questions.
Speaker 1: That it was that an Overwatch, So yeah, I Overwatch
Speaker 1: one is is it makes sense, but it makes sense
Speaker 1: for Overwatch to win.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, like Pokemon Go should be in that category,
Speaker 5: like it should have been up there. That was like
Speaker 5: a pino that was crazy.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 1: I hated it. I tried it. I mean it got
Speaker 1: me to try it. That's that's yeah, me too. I
Speaker 1: download it, Yeah, contributed it. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And so the fact that, like I don't know, Black
Speaker 5: with Wuk I think deserves to be there. Even though
Speaker 5: it got eighty that was definitely like a big game
Speaker 5: for sure, Like it had like millions of people playing. Yeah,
Speaker 5: first Chinese game, Like that's a pretty big deal.
Speaker 1: I think that game should win. For art design. I
Speaker 1: think art design, I think character design. I think it's
Speaker 1: fucking amazing. I think this is the way Sun will come.
Speaker 1: I mean, Black the Black Myth is that his name?
Speaker 1: I guess I guess.
Speaker 4: I guess he's black Man because he's soon. His fucking
Speaker 4: design is insane, especially the end fight with him, when
Speaker 4: you fight the other monkey version of him.
Speaker 1: The bigger Yeah, it's just a bigger nd but it's.
Speaker 4: So just a monkey, and there's well, I guess there's
Speaker 4: also you know, if you're aware of the legend, like
Speaker 4: the mythology, it's you've seen uh that that you've seen
Speaker 4: that many times, even like something like Monkey Magic the show.
Speaker 1: It was very like, you know, you kind of seen
Speaker 1: this many many times. You watch dragon Ball if you
Speaker 1: watch like you have an idea, see if you watch
Speaker 1: well dragon Ball, you watch dragon Ball, you have a
Speaker 1: rough idea of it. Like it's still dragon Ball is
Speaker 1: like pretty far removed from everything. I mean, it's only
Speaker 1: based on the It's so funny.
Speaker 5: Blackm Ukon made me really want I don't really have
Speaker 5: a convenient way to play this game, but like it
Speaker 5: maybe want to go back and play Odyssey, Uh Journey
Speaker 5: to the West.
Speaker 1: Did you ever play that? I didn't play.
Speaker 5: It a weird game, but it's like based on it's
Speaker 5: based on the same thing. It's based on the Monkey game.
Speaker 1: Okay, is it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's literally called the Odyssey to the West, Journey
Speaker 5: of the Journey the West. I don't remember exactly what
Speaker 5: the game is called. It was a really weird, like
Speaker 5: Ninja theory game. I think I could be wrong about
Speaker 5: it was weird. It was a weird, fucking, weird fucking game,
Speaker 5: but I I remember really liking it.
Speaker 4: Look man, Black Myth, I feel like I feel like
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't know if anybody else has said this,
Speaker 4: they must have, because I didn't really see very many
Speaker 4: reviews about Black Myth, But I was extremely underwhelmed that
Speaker 4: I did in fighting into those giant gods in the
Speaker 4: very beginning, which almost seems like that's the point of
Speaker 4: them being there, because they all fuck you up. They
Speaker 4: get sue wu Kan killed by fucking his ass up,
Speaker 4: and then and then that guy finishes him off right,
Speaker 4: and so I'm like, oh, I can't wait to fuck
Speaker 4: those dudes up. That's gonna be a crazy ass battles
Speaker 4: or something. And I was like, oh, I was thinking,
Speaker 4: you know Zero's wrath, you know where you big ass
Speaker 4: that crazy there's a funk. That game looks cool, and
Speaker 4: that game plays like ship. That game plays the parts
Speaker 4: where you're not fighting the bosses are the dumbest fucking
Speaker 4: It almost feels like I need a gun because like
Speaker 4: it's like it's weird, it's weird, like it's like you're
Speaker 4: on this like platform and then it's just.
Speaker 1: You're in this one area and the way it's weird.
Speaker 1: The cutting of that game carry that game way higher
Speaker 1: than it needs, like harder than I think. It's fun
Speaker 1: to watch the QT East. It's still fun. It's fun.
Speaker 1: It's fine. It's good punching someone so hard their fucking
Speaker 1: mass falls up and they start crying. Cow.
Speaker 5: I do want to say the ending, because I didn't
Speaker 5: look up the ending of Blackmith out of curiosity. It's
Speaker 5: it's a really baffling ending. I like the fact that
Speaker 5: the fact that the backt that like Black Myth blinks
Speaker 5: and then Desmond Miles wakes up.
Speaker 1: Is so stupid.
Speaker 4: That would be crazy. That would be he wakes up
Speaker 4: and here done, done, done, you wake up.
Speaker 1: Black Myth wakes up and Cradles is storming through his
Speaker 1: village looking for him, and you're like, he kills God,
Speaker 1: what I have returned? It's me? Who the fuck? I'm
Speaker 1: the Assssion's greed. I am the assassin's creed. And if
Speaker 1: you're to kill you and and when and Black with
Speaker 1: its like, what's happening? He's like, why are you with
Speaker 1: my gig? I like the idea. I like the idea
Speaker 1: of the animals.
Speaker 5: I love the idea of the animal is thinking back
Speaker 5: to his ancestors, and his ancestors.
Speaker 1: Fuss like it makes no sense even in that in
Speaker 1: that universe, it kind of makes sense. I would, uh,
Speaker 1: one of the what are they? What are those aliens
Speaker 1: called again? One of those aliens that are just people?
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, they're pretty much the god what
Speaker 1: do they call the species of them?
Speaker 5: The engineers? And like Assassin's Creed, all of.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 4: It was the story while it was Assassin's Creed right
Speaker 4: the the all of the gods and like odyst scenes
Speaker 4: like that, there are species. I forgot what they're called.
Speaker 4: But they just showed up started doing god ship here.
Speaker 4: Eventually they based all the like he based all the
Speaker 4: deities off of them. I watched the Left fucking like
Speaker 4: an hour long video about it, and I was like,
Speaker 4: this series is so retarded.
Speaker 1: You say, Assassins Creed Odyssey like all of them, and
Speaker 1: it's like, because you know, the aliens make the animals
Speaker 1: for you. If I'm not mistaken, right in the very beginning,
Speaker 1: I don't think changed that is that real. I look
Speaker 1: at they had the aliens make or so there was
Speaker 1: a whole. There was a whole there.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I lets let's put it this way.
Speaker 4: I could not and I mean this, I could not
Speaker 4: care less about the animus at all. You want to
Speaker 4: talk about fucking immersion breaking, that is the ultimate default,
Speaker 4: because you pull the fuck out and you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: so I just died four times and killed seventeen people,
Speaker 4: and now I just got to, I don't know, go
Speaker 4: to brunch with my fucking cousin. So they're so well
Speaker 4: aware of it. I think when I played, honestly, I
Speaker 4: think maybe get pulled out like three times or something.
Speaker 4: It's so little that like I was like, all right,
Speaker 4: fair enough, because I think they still were doing Still
Speaker 4: you're still going in like this bitch is looking for stuff.
Speaker 1: I thought they abandoned it entirely. I wish they did.
Speaker 1: De woman died, didn't it? I thought it does thoseman
Speaker 1: become an assassin himself? Was he just kind of like
Speaker 1: he just as much.
Speaker 4: As like I loved us, he just dies as much
Speaker 4: as I love black Flag. You're still stepping in and
Speaker 4: out of the fucking animals.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but at least that's like that was kind of
Speaker 5: an interesting one though, because at least that was like,
Speaker 5: all right, Desmond's gone, it's just you. You're stepping into
Speaker 5: the animates, like okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm some dickhead, you know.
Speaker 4: And it's there was still some interesting arcs to it
Speaker 4: and stuff. I just didn't really care because it's it's
Speaker 4: they just it was interesting at first, and then people
Speaker 4: are like, no, I just want to be in Like,
Speaker 4: let's see what they do with Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they did with the what's the
Speaker 1: last one that just came out, uh, Mirage.
Speaker 4: Mirage was like and now I wonder if there was
Speaker 4: any animist stuff in that. I don't know, Yeah, because
Speaker 4: I didn't the Viking one. I'm sure there was. I
Speaker 4: just don't remember that game. That game fucking they missed
Speaker 4: the mark hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The animis is weird because I do think I do
Speaker 5: think the whole feature thing is part of why that
Speaker 5: series was so interesting in the beginning in the beginning,
Speaker 5: but I also feel like it's one of those things
Speaker 5: where it's like they could have abandoned it a lot
Speaker 5: sooner they like it was it was it's a good
Speaker 5: way to get eyes, because that was what was jarring
Speaker 5: to me about it. Or what was so cool about
Speaker 5: it was just like, oh, it's like a sci fi
Speaker 5: it's a sci fi game and a and a like
Speaker 5: alternate history game.
Speaker 1: That's kind of sick. Yeah, like that's like never on
Speaker 1: is sue everyone. That's like when you meet four and
Speaker 1: fucking low key and like that and you meet all
Speaker 1: the crew and like series. I think two is the
Speaker 1: only one though, Oh they're crazy. There was only two.
Speaker 1: The first one was two. Yeah, it was two in
Speaker 1: them Brotherhood interesting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't remember seeing any aliens.
Speaker 1: Man, they weren't. They weren't aliens in the sense that
Speaker 1: they looked like fucking a difference because they were just
Speaker 1: they looked like humans, but they had like a godlike
Speaker 1: abilities and they were from the same people that gave
Speaker 1: you the apple, and it was like that was it
Speaker 1: was ted or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like those you had to find those like things
Speaker 4: and stitch that together showing them escaping the Garden of
Speaker 4: Eden or whatever in the first game, if you remember that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, this is interesting, and then
Speaker 4: as it went on, I was like, I don't care
Speaker 4: about this at all because the world is so interesting
Speaker 4: that they fucked up by making the world to interesting really, yeah,
Speaker 4: because I don't care about you don't care about the future, yea,
Speaker 4: And they don't.
Speaker 1: They don't do anything with the thing.
Speaker 5: The thing that I remember being, I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: I get it, Like they're they're kind of doing like
Speaker 5: you're gonna go back in time and then the third
Speaker 5: game or whatever, he's gonna be like you're in the future,
Speaker 5: and you've like, yeah, you're gonna be doing then you
Speaker 5: get to or like you're in the present and you
Speaker 5: get to play like a contemporary Assassins Creed game in today. Yes,
Speaker 5: that'd be that'd be interesting. And the more and and
Speaker 5: then they just never did it. And the more I
Speaker 5: thought about it was like I'd just rather play a
Speaker 5: splinter cell or something. Yeah, Like they almost did it
Speaker 5: in three where you're like climbing ship then he explodes.
Speaker 5: You remember he sacrifices himself or something like, and he
Speaker 5: explodes and then he dies.
Speaker 1: How does he do that?
Speaker 4: It's I remember number three sucks, so I have vague
Speaker 4: memory of it. It was so god, it was so underwhelming.
Speaker 4: They keep they they'll do something really well and then
Speaker 4: they'll miss the market.
Speaker 5: It's such a ship, like you know, what's a shame
Speaker 5: about three two is that three is a is a vibe,
Speaker 5: man like, like Colonial America is such a weird place
Speaker 5: to place a game, and it's so interesting and it's
Speaker 5: so unlike anything.
Speaker 1: We all had a and then it sucks.
Speaker 4: We had high expectations for it that because of that, right,
Speaker 4: we're like, oh, this is gonna be so cool. We
Speaker 4: all thought all were like, oh, obviously Da Vinci was
Speaker 4: your guy. It's gonna be been Franklin this time.
Speaker 1: No, it was. It was just Uncle Rocket. It's a racist, man.
Speaker 4: I don't even don't know they had anybody. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: were just like, first of all, you had the d
Speaker 4: C with the King Washington or whatever. Yes, that did happen,
Speaker 4: which sounded cool. But I never never played it because
Speaker 4: I hated the game.
Speaker 1: The base game just it just it wasn't good enough.
Speaker 1: I care so little about that franchise.
Speaker 4: Oh here's the tea party, and then like it was
Speaker 4: so underwhelming, nothing like I fucked up a few people,
Speaker 4: and I was like that felt like nothing happened.
Speaker 1: I care a little about that series, Like that's the
Speaker 1: series that like people talk about, like I'm like, I
Speaker 1: played the first two. I thought that was cool. To
Speaker 1: stop playing them.
Speaker 4: I don't think at this point, and I just the
Speaker 4: way that they're even doing it, Like colonial America doesn't
Speaker 4: sound cool to me at all because I know about
Speaker 4: colonial Mara Like I'm not I'm not encyclopedic, but like
Speaker 4: to me, it's like I heard all that I know
Speaker 4: about many things, but I still would like to know
Speaker 4: feudal Japan. Yeah, I still want to But Japan seems
Speaker 4: it's seems more magical than colonical America to me. You
Speaker 4: know this is because of the fact I'm American racist.
Speaker 1: Do you say magical? Yeah, like like more like nothing
Speaker 1: magical Japan at all. No, But I didn't say it
Speaker 1: seems more magical to me because it's like because he's
Speaker 1: a racist almost in the world away, you know, he
Speaker 1: doesn't think that it's actual people over there.
Speaker 4: He thinks it's like a bunch of smurfs you're saying,
Speaker 4: you're saying it not me, but like it feels cooler.
Speaker 4: It's like how stories, how do they even see you
Speaker 4: saying that?
Speaker 6: Are there?
Speaker 4: Like like like why that they're like that you saying
Speaker 4: that makes sense though you're saying it looks cool. Yes, Fielder,
Speaker 4: Japan is infinitely cooler than Colonial America.
Speaker 1: That that is. That's why, Like, I like far, I
Speaker 1: just don't care, Like, I don't know, that's that's my
Speaker 1: that's my opinion, though.
Speaker 5: I think people have a certain uh uh, you used
Speaker 5: up all of your bullshit franchises, I think because you
Speaker 5: stayed with Pokemon far too long.
Speaker 1: By that age. By that age, yeah, I was with
Speaker 1: my bullshit was already another thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you already were like, I'm already sticking with this
Speaker 5: thing that I'm denying as ship for many many years.
Speaker 1: I don't have room for another one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's for a lot of people, that's true. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they play all They was that thing for a lot
Speaker 4: of people too. I played the first one, the second one,
Speaker 4: and then Brotherhood, and I liked all. I like, well,
Speaker 4: I didn't like the first The first one I thought
Speaker 4: was interesting, but the second one I was like, this
Speaker 4: is dope. And then Brotherhood was even better because it
Speaker 4: was way shorter.
Speaker 1: It was cool. It was mad cool guys.
Speaker 4: He was a great character, like straight up, like yeah,
Speaker 4: that's why they made fucking three games with them. The
Speaker 4: only consistent character, the Mirage guy, was in the Viking one,
Speaker 4: so he helps you out. Yeah, so he exists before.
Speaker 4: Where's Mirage at located? It's in I think it's in Iranican.
Speaker 1: Iron Agan. I again, it's in. It's in Iran again.
Speaker 4: I think it's in there. Again, it could be, as
Speaker 4: I could forget. Yeah, so he's he's there helping you out.
Speaker 4: I mean, he doesn't happened got around?
Speaker 1: Man? It just the Viking one.
Speaker 4: It's it's It reminds me of Veil Guard in a
Speaker 4: way that as an RPG, it is so scaled down
Speaker 4: in a way that Odyssey was heavily enjoyable as an RPG.
Speaker 4: It's funny to me, it's one of those games I
Speaker 4: feel like shouldn't exist in Ubisoft because it tickled every
Speaker 4: fancy that I wanted an RPG as one of those
Speaker 4: more on, like, I'm so this game is surprisingly way
Speaker 4: funner than it should be.
Speaker 1: The weapons, the combat.
Speaker 4: The story, the choices, the fucking the scene. I was like,
Speaker 4: this is doesn't make sense, and I think because of
Speaker 4: them being Ubisoft, it didn't get the recognition that it
Speaker 4: should have gotten. Yeah, I mean, I'm not not looking
Speaker 4: forward to that Assassin's Creed game, to be honestly, I
Speaker 4: feel like it's like a call of the situation where
Speaker 4: it's like I haven't play Assassin's Creed in so long.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and.
Speaker 5: They are focusing on stealth again, or at least like
Speaker 5: more than they ever have with this one. So I'm like, okay, cool,
Speaker 5: you know what, I'm always done to play.
Speaker 1: But I hope they nail it, man.
Speaker 5: I just I don't think they will, but I just
Speaker 5: want to play something. Man, you just can't do it, man,
Speaker 5: I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 1: I don't know. If it's not far Cry, they can't
Speaker 1: do it, like were they? Like shouldn't they?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Farka is the only thing that's been I guess
Speaker 4: people were a little bit let down six, but it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like bad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, if farre Cry is the only thing,
Speaker 4: the only thing that has been consistent for them, that's
Speaker 4: fucking crazy.
Speaker 5: Farkri is probably like but they Blood Dragon was so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: That was cool shit that I was like, this is
Speaker 1: this is so dragging? Like the fucking racing one like that. No,
Speaker 1: notocross one. I remember playing a far Cry game and
Speaker 1: there was like a like a motocross that was like the.
Speaker 4: Cyberpunk eighties like Shoe Gayzy type of ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like you played its like an eighties
Speaker 5: action hero and like you had like a button to
Speaker 5: flip people off, and you had like a robot hand,
Speaker 5: and you had like laser guns and you fought t rexes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just ridiculous.
Speaker 4: It was fucking ridiculous because it was like the whole
Speaker 4: thing was like it was like a far Cry three,
Speaker 4: like eighties kind of action movie, uh, standalone DLC, and
Speaker 4: it was fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Like it's actually a little challenging too, if you weren't
Speaker 4: like if you're looking to just kind of like just
Speaker 4: breezed it. It was like you kind of had like
Speaker 4: it was one of those things where I was like
Speaker 4: I thought I was gonna play just sitting back, and
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I'm like I get a little
Speaker 4: getting fucked up kind of bad.
Speaker 5: It's one of the best games. It's one of the
Speaker 5: best standalone DLCs. I think I've probably ever played. Like,
Speaker 5: it's very cool. I I think I would probably have
Speaker 5: to agree with that. Yeah, because I can't think of
Speaker 5: I can't think of many loan DLC.
Speaker 1: There's very many. Yeah, there's like the infamous second son
Speaker 1: had one. I think I think I think it's like
Speaker 1: the Sun's DLC begin and where the game begins.
Speaker 4: I can't like, was there a last of a standalone
Speaker 4: DLC Uncharted Uncharted Lost Legacy? I think was it was
Speaker 4: what it was called something like, yeah, yeah, is that
Speaker 4: the one that's on Steam right now?
Speaker 1: It's like you can play the fourth one? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Whatever. Yeah, let's uh get in questions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do that.
Speaker 4: Video games are we all knew this year was going
Speaker 4: to be a little you know, last year was so good. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's why I knew. Some people are like, I don't
Speaker 4: think Black woolas gonna be a game in the year.
Speaker 4: I was like, bro, I think it's light this year
Speaker 4: it's gonna get the It's just because it's light, it's
Speaker 4: gonna be there.
Speaker 1: It'll be rebirth or I think it's gonna be it's
Speaker 1: gonna be without a doubt. I think it's just I
Speaker 1: just think it would be such a bad move. Yeah, probably,
Speaker 1: but whatever it's I mean, then fuck innovation. Who gives
Speaker 1: a ship? Why? Why?
Speaker 4: Why let's not focus on new ips. Let's just make
Speaker 4: dope ass DLCs. I also just don't look like a
Speaker 4: dope game.
Speaker 5: I also just think I also just think personally, like
Speaker 5: it's just.
Speaker 1: Kind of not I mean good, I think it's amazing.
Speaker 5: You think it's better in the first than Elden Ring
Speaker 5: Uh no, well then.
Speaker 1: Well I think it's still great though, but it's not
Speaker 1: you don't have as many characters or or like areas
Speaker 1: or there's varying areas, but it's just not as good
Speaker 1: as doing the first one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, I don't think, but the first
Speaker 5: the first game is like it definitely deserves best DLC
Speaker 5: eldon' ring rings.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that game did damage to the gaming world,
Speaker 1: but not on purpose, like every game that comes out
Speaker 1: as like that, Like, well, I guess it was.
Speaker 4: I mean it did introduce the world to uh souls
Speaker 4: like games right yeah.
Speaker 1: More broadly, yeah, like if you play, if you make
Speaker 1: a game anywhere similar to that, that's not at that qualities.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, this isn't this forever now me.
Speaker 4: It's just fascinating that like that is a game where really,
Speaker 4: I mean really realistically, they didn't. There wasn't like the
Speaker 4: amount of effort that is put into it, with like
Speaker 4: all of the old a lot of the moves that
Speaker 4: have been reused, the sounds that have been reused, they
Speaker 4: reused all sorts of so much like the amount of
Speaker 4: they've never denied that, but I know, but nobody.
Speaker 5: Nobody denies that. Yeah, and no one, no developer donizes it.
Speaker 4: But then when God of War will like reuse the
Speaker 4: boat animation, because why would you redo the boat animation,
Speaker 4: everybody's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what the hell?
Speaker 4: That to me, like the past that like from software
Speaker 4: gets a lot of passes too. Oh you know, I
Speaker 4: think I usually, yeah, I agree, I think they got
Speaker 4: a lot of passes. But I think for me, it's
Speaker 4: just like I just find it funny.
Speaker 1: I think they I think all of the all of
Speaker 1: the there's a lot a reuse in that game, undeniably
Speaker 1: one hundred percent you've played if you've played them especially
Speaker 1: then that's probably a thing. A lot of people didn't
Speaker 1: play the other Soul's games, and it kind of came
Speaker 1: into this when they're not paying attention that like that's
Speaker 1: a frame from Dark Soul's three, literally, or like that's
Speaker 1: a frame like that role is probably the same role
Speaker 1: from like Dark Souls too, Like stuff like that it's yeah.
Speaker 4: I think that's why second was like so interesting. Where
Speaker 4: there was it felt refreshing. Actually, I use that was
Speaker 4: entirely especially like the sword clashing sound. I think I
Speaker 4: love I really like SEO until I play the game.
Speaker 4: I think that game is so I like, aesthetic of
Speaker 4: it is really really cool. I think the way you
Speaker 4: kill people, how you get the fucking like red dot
Speaker 4: and then stomp on the like it's but I think
Speaker 4: like the I think that game is so wildly easy
Speaker 4: until so in points it's like this is you think.
Speaker 1: I think that games are very easy. I think most
Speaker 1: of the Soul's games by now, for me, have been
Speaker 1: playing them for like almost you know.
Speaker 4: There's a for sure, you know, like I guess there's
Speaker 4: a lot of people been saying them for exactly. Of course,
Speaker 4: legendary is a breeze, like people forget about that. They
Speaker 4: say this is easy, and like it's not easy, You're
Speaker 4: just good.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I understand that. But I feel
Speaker 1: like like just the sword the sword clashing mechanic is
Speaker 1: a little too lenient at times, like the Perry mechanic,
Speaker 1: and I think it leads to moments where you're just
Speaker 1: like aimlessly hitting it. Just the fucking you're like tanging.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's still lit his fuck hearing the fucking
Speaker 1: swords clash. I don't know, but it's like I think
Speaker 1: it's very good. Also, I think it has a horrible
Speaker 1: final boss. I think to find a boss in that
Speaker 1: game is so fucking bad. I don't rember shod.
Speaker 4: Then you killed three four times in the game and
Speaker 4: he spits up another dude, Like, why dude die? I mean,
Speaker 4: wasn't bad though, wasn't bad thinking about not bad Gwin, Like,
Speaker 4: let's let's be let's be thirteen kids in different timeline.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't know, shade. I think that's my
Speaker 1: only opinion.
Speaker 5: The Ring is fun like from from games are funny
Speaker 5: because like there's so many bosses that they have the
Speaker 5: best fights and the absolute worst fights that I've ever
Speaker 5: played in any of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, Like the second I got to I was like,
Speaker 4: this sucks objectively Dark Souls three.
Speaker 1: I think it's the Deacon of the Deeper or something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 4: You're in like that it's just a bunch of church
Speaker 4: niggas just standing around and then you just gotta like
Speaker 4: you kill one of them and then its soul goes
Speaker 4: into another.
Speaker 1: And you gotta just kill them throughout the How is
Speaker 1: this a boss?
Speaker 4: This is it's literally just hack and slash. It's it's
Speaker 4: so stupid. It's just don't get hit once because they're
Speaker 4: all gonna butt you. Yeah, yeah, it's so funny. It's
Speaker 4: such a stupid boss, like what is this?
Speaker 1: But but then they have bosses like the Nameless fucking
Speaker 1: King where just like this is where you're like, fuck you,
Speaker 1: this is little Ship, Or then there's fucking Dark Eater
Speaker 1: Madeer was probably the one that that fucking dragon in
Speaker 1: the city deal se Deer made people fuckingh was fucking
Speaker 1: annoyed getting.
Speaker 4: It's one of those things, though, I do long for
Speaker 4: it because I've beaten a handful of dragons in Veilguard,
Speaker 4: and two of them, especially this op dragon that you'll encounter,
Speaker 4: I was like, damn, this motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Has so much ape.
Speaker 4: The first it was the same pattern from another one
Speaker 4: that I beat, so like, oh, I just have to
Speaker 4: do it longer now because it was the same. It
Speaker 4: pissed me off because this dragon was supposed to be
Speaker 4: this was the best dragon in the game and I
Speaker 4: and it was the same pattern as another dragon.
Speaker 1: I was like, are you fucking kidding me? The fight
Speaker 1: with the first dragon made me so upset because I
Speaker 1: was just getting killed so fat. I was like, am
Speaker 1: I like?
Speaker 4: I was?
Speaker 1: Am I?
Speaker 4: Not? Like?
Speaker 1: Am I?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Is my armor fucked? Like it's something wrong? Like what
Speaker 1: am I doing wrong? And it's usually the case it
Speaker 1: was you can't try to it rationalized video games, like
Speaker 1: that's a dragon, my guy. You're not supposed to be
Speaker 1: taking hits and chaining blows with a dragon, like I'm
Speaker 1: a rogue. I'm not supposed to be like out here
Speaker 1: boxing a dragon must be smart. I kept thundering it,
Speaker 1: and that's what fucking shadow on it. I kept thundering
Speaker 1: the funk out of it and blowing it up. But
Speaker 1: I was like, what the am I? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Then find out you're not gonna finish that fight. You
Speaker 4: don't even finish that fight, it leaves You're like that, actually,
Speaker 4: dick very soft? Okay, I guess that made my dick
Speaker 4: incredibly soft, that you just slapped that dragon and then
Speaker 4: it flies away.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was just like, how do you do it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right? Like you just couldn't care less at.
Speaker 5: All, just trying to get time an hour and a half.
Speaker 1: Well, let's end it all right, bye, guys.
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Speaker 5: my father went to high school with P Diddy himself. Yo,
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Speaker 1: That's crazy, you guys.
Speaker 5: Do you guys know any people that uh, you guys
Speaker 5: know any people that knew some crazy famous people at
Speaker 5: some point. Also, as someone who lives an our north
Speaker 5: from the from he said the the n Y City,
Speaker 5: which is a strange thing for somebody who lives that
Speaker 5: close to call it, but like, I'll believe you. This
Speaker 5: is kind of like this is kind of like the
Speaker 5: the German what is it? The the Inglorious Bastards when
Speaker 5: the guy gives himself away by using the wrong throat.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, I was like, I lived this close.
Speaker 1: To the n Y City. He's like the n Y city. Huh.
Speaker 1: You know, is there a weird way to give Have
Speaker 1: you not seen this movie? I don't remember it though.
Speaker 5: Glorious Bastards were like they're undercover as Germans across and
Speaker 5: and he gives the English three because in England, in
Speaker 5: America you do this, but in German you do this.
Speaker 5: And he gives himself away and then he gets shot
Speaker 5: in the dick literally and oh.
Speaker 1: My god, that's a downstairs scene, right, everything falls apart. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the fastener. Yeah, I don't know, Fosten don't do what
Speaker 1: a magnetle.
Speaker 5: But anyway, he says, as somebody who lives an hour
Speaker 5: north from the New York City, most people, including me, think,
Speaker 5: anyway past Albany is upstate.
Speaker 1: Albany is upstate. Allbany is upstate. But the people, but
Speaker 1: people from people from New York call everything's above Yonker's
Speaker 1: upstate pretty much. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean they're not in the city, they're not necessarily
Speaker 5: so yeah. So oh man, like that is first of all,
Speaker 5: that's crazy that you if your dad went to high
Speaker 5: school Vie. I feel like we had some another write
Speaker 5: in like years ago that was like something similar, right, Maguire, Yeah,
Speaker 5: like their dad like Toby Maguire or someone's dad used
Speaker 5: to bully Tobey Maguire.
Speaker 4: Was that?
Speaker 1: Do you remember that?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It was something like he has pictures of him in
Speaker 5: like a trash can or something like that.
Speaker 1: Imagine copping a flick with your old as big ass camera.
Speaker 5: And it's Toby Maguire bleeding out.
Speaker 4: It's teenagers, Tobey Maguire bleeding out in a high school
Speaker 4: cafeteria trash can. Yeah, uh, my friend, I can't remember.
Speaker 4: Cousin maybe Rue Paul. I think my friend Cameron. I
Speaker 4: think his cousin's Rup Paul. I think that's like the
Speaker 4: close weird. Yeah, it's like the closest thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have, but like nothing really like nothing
Speaker 1: crazy crazy, like yeah, you told about something the show,
Speaker 1: like Good Times? What was it? What do you call? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my so, welcome back, mister Carter. Oh yeah, that guy
Speaker 1: is my grandma's cousin. I think, technically Felicia to my
Speaker 1: grandma too, technically I think her. I think her grandma
Speaker 1: and my grandma's mom are cousins. And then I know,
Speaker 1: I know Romeo Santos, that's about it.
Speaker 5: I'm I don't know, man, I'm sure at a certain point,
Speaker 5: like maybe like six years ago, I've I've had things
Speaker 5: like this, and I would have remembered them. But now
Speaker 5: it's just kind of like it's trivialized a little bit,
Speaker 5: just based on just the degree of separation that we
Speaker 5: have to people, particular.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not around my family enough to even not
Speaker 1: like stuff like that anymore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like Creator classes them over was like, Oh, this
Speaker 5: is the world's kind of small and none of this
Speaker 5: like whatever, Oh my cousin, my cousin's this cousin, this
Speaker 5: person's cousin, Like all right, Like I don't know, it
Speaker 5: doesn't matter these are I'm gonna run into these people
Speaker 5: at some point.
Speaker 1: And it's just kind of like I think, living in
Speaker 1: New York, particularly sincessities also so fucking on top of
Speaker 1: each other, people just be knowing people sometimes. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I've seen famous people so many times in New York.
Speaker 1: I was in like a fuck about Daga and I
Speaker 1: saw a method man and I was like, and everybody
Speaker 1: was calm except for me. I was like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck that's a mean man.
Speaker 4: Or like here fucking when we were at the fucking
Speaker 4: Buffalo while and we saw Kat Williams, like, I still
Speaker 4: I still think about that because that was a two.
Speaker 1: Am on like a Wednesday. We were all insane. Random.
Speaker 1: That was so lately they even open that late anymore,
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 4: Actually that was like crack of dawn, like it was
Speaker 4: pre pandemic that you said stay open for people back then.
Speaker 1: Now there's not enough people left. Yeah, they all to
Speaker 1: be hilariou for that bro A salty run back for COVID.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fucking funny. Would you say the salty runback?
Speaker 1: It's like one thing when you lose and again in
Speaker 1: a fighting game you called salty rub. But when you
Speaker 1: go right back to the same stage, the same characters again,
Speaker 1: I've never heard it. I've never heard that term. It's
Speaker 1: like a very fighting game stage, like smoking, particularly first mass.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean everyone does it unaware, but everyone I
Speaker 4: know what it means.
Speaker 1: Run back like running right back and meed, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: have to broken you you literally have to. You do that.
Speaker 1: You only do that if you lose on some bullshit,
Speaker 1: you can't be doing salty run backs. If you get
Speaker 1: three five, you get fucking penetrated wall it, because then
Speaker 1: you're just an idiot. It's no.
Speaker 4: If you've been if you're dominating, you're like, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: well all right, gig you go and kill yourself.
Speaker 1: I've never loser. I'm not to me.
Speaker 4: Only if it's a if, A if a computer, if
Speaker 4: like the if, the if, the fucking computer, if the
Speaker 4: AI is on some bullshit like arcade stuff, that's when
Speaker 4: I lose my mind because I'm like some I'm just
Speaker 4: thinking of the fucking asshole that programmed this piece of
Speaker 4: ship to do.
Speaker 1: You're You're You're mad is even less logical, but I
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 4: You know, it's like I genuinely can't do about this well,
Speaker 4: but it just made it makes me mad about them,
Speaker 4: like why did you program this so fucking hard?
Speaker 6: Asshole?
Speaker 1: Like it just makes me so mad. I'm more of
Speaker 1: a I'm more of a sore winner because I love
Speaker 1: I love upsetting people. It's really fucking yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: a cold soul, yeah, something like that. But I don't know,
Speaker 1: I feel I don't get that mad when I lose.
Speaker 1: I feel like when I was younger, I really cared
Speaker 1: about losing. Do I get that mad? Yes? What you mean? Well,
Speaker 1: trials is different. That's a sweat fast and it's I
Speaker 1: but I'm not like that anymore.
Speaker 5: I have never seen you get more angry at anything
Speaker 5: than than destiny to trials of us Arius, like the
Speaker 5: competitive You don't I know.
Speaker 1: That Internet? Well, maybe I have. I can post that.
Speaker 5: I can post footage saying I don't know how a
Speaker 5: bunch of like I found a bunch of old footage.
Speaker 5: I could probably find something. But like that, she was
Speaker 5: wild because it would be when we're not recording. It
Speaker 5: would just be like trying to sleep or something, and
Speaker 5: then he would be screaming full on slurs with his
Speaker 5: window open. I feel like I remember coming home one day,
Speaker 5: like walking in from outside and hearing the N word
Speaker 5: come out of our.
Speaker 4: Building while we were on the street. I remember that
Speaker 4: moment being like, damn, that is so clear on this.
Speaker 1: It's great. I don't do that no more. I don't
Speaker 1: play I don't play games where man let that shit
Speaker 1: go until Rivals comes out. Then I then I just
Speaker 1: got back. I'm back calling lit the enword, pushing her
Speaker 1: over after I lose a game. She did nothing wrong.
Speaker 5: She rooted me on what is the strangest game that
Speaker 5: that uh elicited a slur out of you? Like one
Speaker 5: that would like that shouldn't that really shouldn't I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I play games that are healthy
Speaker 1: enough for my psyche for me not to like get
Speaker 1: that angry. What do you mean? Because like I'm usually
Speaker 1: like I'm especially at this point.
Speaker 5: And not have to be screaming. It could be like
Speaker 5: you even just a whisper, just a whisper of frustration.
Speaker 4: It came a heart sore called Donald Duck and inward.
Speaker 1: I was playing odd World last night.
Speaker 5: I was playing odd World last night, and there's these
Speaker 5: there are these platforming things where it's like odd World
Speaker 5: is not it's rigid, like you're not like you don't
Speaker 5: have like full you can't like nudge yourself like one
Speaker 5: one centimeter right. If you're on a platform, there's only
Speaker 5: two places you could possibly do. And there were these
Speaker 5: like balls with spikes kind of going this way and
Speaker 5: that way, and you're you're supposed to jump in between them.
Speaker 5: And I was standing on the thing and I died anyway,
Speaker 5: but sometimes I wouldn't, and sometimes I would and I
Speaker 5: just I just like whispered.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the hell are you doing? Like
Speaker 1: I was so mad because it felt that it didn't
Speaker 1: feel fair at all?
Speaker 5: This is this is and then I thought like this
Speaker 5: is word but iaing slur at man.
Speaker 1: It's really dubious. But it's like I was playing animal
Speaker 1: crossing and like Timmy and Tommy at someone, I was like,
Speaker 1: I just walked off. That is crazy. Animal crossing is
Speaker 1: a good but it's like, there's no ways because because
Speaker 1: I think because the uncle just took a bunch of
Speaker 1: money from me and they were like, hey, well sorry
Speaker 1: about that. I'm like, don't there, don't you there? No,
Speaker 1: you can't.
Speaker 4: And I'm like I'll stomp you in the past. I'll
Speaker 4: kill you right here. No one can stop me. I'm
Speaker 4: a human. I can use guns.
Speaker 1: You guys can't, and you should.
Speaker 5: What do you get would you like to get easy
Speaker 5: guide into into the animal crabs?
Speaker 1: Absolutely fucking not. I'm like, where are the people? I
Speaker 1: can't understand, I don't know what's that. I can't speak
Speaker 1: to you. Do you think you're crazy in that?
Speaker 4: In that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, you would be transmorphed into something that is not
Speaker 1: a human anymore. You wouldn't have fingers anymore, you have nubs.
Speaker 4: I think I would try to die where civilization at However,
Speaker 4: you do there's no other people. You can't across the water,
Speaker 4: you can't fuck people anymore.
Speaker 1: You gotta those things too, don't you. You wouldn't be
Speaker 1: like free of the desire. No, maybe do they fuck? Well,
Speaker 1: there's there's children, so yeah, how do you know? How
Speaker 1: do you know they fuck? Do you know that sound
Speaker 1: like a stork situation in that world? Well, then if
Speaker 1: that I'd assume they fuck. What if there's a stork situation,
Speaker 1: then obviously I'm wrong. It might be a story situations
Speaker 1: the star comes by, there's lions and dragons and ship
Speaker 1: and they fuck each other. Can you can you have
Speaker 1: like a lion dragon? I mean you can't play as
Speaker 1: one of those. But maybe I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: like this. All right, let's move on. This is there's
Speaker 1: not enough crossbreas. He's breeding for me. Man, I'm out
Speaker 1: of here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's not enough homo erotic sex in animal crossing.
Speaker 1: There's no magic, man, there's no magic. I'm out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, here's another one American woman.
Speaker 4: I am gay rowed in American wiener.
Speaker 5: He says, hey, how's it going, dick balls? And also wiener,
Speaker 5: not a question, but a recommendation. Since you've been loving
Speaker 5: American I guess is specifically for me, you've been loving
Speaker 5: American dad dude.
Speaker 1: By the way.
Speaker 5: It's just on YouTube for free, which is the primary
Speaker 5: reason why I've been watching so much of it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but you should check out the Ted series from Seth MacFarland.
Speaker 5: It's surprisingly much better than the movies, solid dry humor
Speaker 5: and a lot of heart. I did hear this too,
Speaker 5: and I keep seeing clips of it on like like
Speaker 5: Instagram of that actress who plays the mom.
Speaker 1: Who is it.
Speaker 5: She's in everything, by the way, Like I had no
Speaker 5: idea she's in like always Sonny she was in Like,
Speaker 5: She's in like a million things. The the mom in Ted,
Speaker 5: she plays like that that horror in the back of
Speaker 5: the like behind the bar in a couple of episodes. Oh,
Speaker 5: she's a mom and Ted Dude. Her range is crazy.
Speaker 5: She also plays somebody in Coco. I think it's it's nuts,
Speaker 5: like she sings like one of the man She's like
Speaker 5: Spanish or something.
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 5: But her character in that show is hilarious. But I
Speaker 5: haven't seen that show yet. I've been thinking about it.
Speaker 5: I just don't know where it is.
Speaker 1: That's like on like Peacock or something. It's like one
Speaker 1: of those.
Speaker 4: I thought it was on Hulu, but I could be wrong.
Speaker 4: I don't have Hulu. I only have I don't think
Speaker 4: I have HBO anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have Hulu.
Speaker 4: I have like everything about HBO I have to do.
Speaker 4: They have a deal too, and I just need to
Speaker 4: take advantage of it. Yeah, it was like I could
Speaker 4: just have Netie.
Speaker 1: Get rid of all of them if I could literally
Speaker 1: want them. I don't care about those things at all.
Speaker 1: I just have Netflix for Seinfeld. Really, I would have it.
Speaker 1: I would have it for the when the show I
Speaker 1: want to watch is on, and I would get rid
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 3: To media.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the smart thing. That's a smart thing
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just keep them all on I I I
Speaker 4: Paramount Plus.
Speaker 1: I don't use it. I was watching bar Rescue on
Speaker 1: it for a while.
Speaker 5: I got to cancel my Paramount. I got a charge
Speaker 5: for a reason.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fu. Yeah, that's exactly happened
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 4: I was like, I did a free oh I binge
Speaker 4: watched all of the Transformer movie and some of them
Speaker 4: are on Paramount Plus. That's why I got a trial.
Speaker 1: And then they got me. They I didn't you forgot.
Speaker 5: That's that's how they get you. That's literally how they convinced.
Speaker 5: That's what the subscriptionion model is.
Speaker 1: That's one under it is.
Speaker 4: And the thing is, I was like, I was smarter
Speaker 4: them by putting a schedule, schedule canceled paramount plus for
Speaker 4: this day, and then I still ignored it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so I think they're still counting on that too.
Speaker 1: I literally, you don't try it. I cancel everything. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I just I just don't care. If I don't need it,
Speaker 1: I don't need to have it.
Speaker 5: It's smart to it's smart to cancel because because if
Speaker 5: you're like, oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna go do this,
Speaker 5: and then you find out that you don't have it
Speaker 5: and you go, oh okay, I'll I'll grab it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, and then you'll cancel.
Speaker 1: I want you to have them, and I want to
Speaker 1: have them, and I'm like, for what, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't. I think Hulu is the most trash streaming
Speaker 1: service ever. I think it so much. I think the
Speaker 1: interface that U I of it, it's so fucking bad.
Speaker 1: I want you to, uh, Amazon Prime, try I have.
Speaker 1: I have no problems with that. Crime is not terrible.
Speaker 4: You gotta try this because Jojo has a Discovery Plus.
Speaker 1: It is jo Discovery.
Speaker 4: Why we watched The Night a Fiance that's on Discovery.
Speaker 4: Discovery fucking bought TLC and all these fucking things, So.
Speaker 1: Discovery Plus. Also it's on what HBO? What is I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure I don't think so. If it is, that
Speaker 1: would be weird.
Speaker 4: But it's some Discovery Plus app And it has all
Speaker 4: those other you know, five thousand pound retards, you know, like.
Speaker 1: Stupid Midgets and all that. Like, it has all these
Speaker 1: dumb fucking shows. DTLC is coming up.
Speaker 4: Next on five thousand pound Retard followed by Stupid Midgets
Speaker 4: at twelve.
Speaker 1: That's insane, you know the meme of where.
Speaker 4: I feel like we're not far off from that reality
Speaker 4: to be honest with. But they're all those shows just
Speaker 4: without the names that it's the names are coming.
Speaker 1: They will be. They need to. That's the next thing
Speaker 1: to get more people like watching this is the meme
Speaker 1: of the guy that comes in his hands and then
Speaker 1: slaps his hair back.
Speaker 5: It's like that, like this season premiere of comm Hands
Speaker 5: now on dl he.
Speaker 4: Grows up on the Negros. No, see, that would be
Speaker 4: on a wet back per game. What is.
Speaker 1: With short week on Undiscovery? Okay, so that would be
Speaker 1: on there.
Speaker 4: You do discussion short week, short fucking shipping, shipping at
Speaker 4: your pants by fart.
Speaker 1: It's the guy, this is the guy sitting. They gave
Speaker 1: him flush surface, they gave him We.
Speaker 4: Followed ten men with extreme lactose tolerance, yes, and it
Speaker 4: was just we just funnel fucking heavy cream into his mouth.
Speaker 1: I'd say, I think Discover when I was younger was
Speaker 1: such a cool fucking yeah stuff. It was like MythBusters
Speaker 1: and stuff. And a Planet was cool as too, because
Speaker 1: I'm like the wild World ship back and that was
Speaker 1: how it was made. I think was on there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they had some fun stuff, but then you know,
Speaker 4: well it all merged. You know, everyone's buying up everything,
Speaker 4: so now they have all the Discovery. So Discovery plus
Speaker 4: has all of the worst shows possible because of TLC
Speaker 4: is really the worst channel to ever garbage television ever, actually,
Speaker 4: like it was used to be, because I mean even
Speaker 4: had Howard Stern be like, hey, porn stars, so how
Speaker 4: many times do you ship in your mouth?
Speaker 1: To day?
Speaker 4: It would be like stupid questions, So how many pubes
Speaker 4: do like, I don't know, like kind of and he's like, well,
Speaker 4: that's stupid, Okay, Robin, you're black, Yeah, I'm black. And
Speaker 4: then hey, porn star, we need you to suck on
Speaker 4: my toes and shop in that midget's mouth, and it
Speaker 4: would be like it would be like what the reedle
Speaker 4: juice or whatever the fuck that guy's name was.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't put him down, you know.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's I feel like it's I feel
Speaker 1: like it's it's just insidious not to happen.
Speaker 4: It's inhumane to not put down beetlejuice, And it's man
Speaker 4: saw off at the top of him, jump off the
Speaker 4: bottle of him off blunderbuss, which would theoretically make it
Speaker 4: more accurate. Yes, yeah, kind of, because the blunderbus is
Speaker 4: like funnel hours, isn't it. Yeah, But I the spread
Speaker 4: would be lower if you saw it off, because.
Speaker 1: I think off a blunderbus, some of the stuff would
Speaker 1: fall out.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's so in effect, it's essentially those
Speaker 4: like do you remember those air cannons?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys played resid You guys
Speaker 1: playing mercenaries. Residual five five now a little bit. Remember
Speaker 1: the triple barrel shotgun that Chris would get that. I
Speaker 1: love that. Yeah, I love that sniper. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: I love a no.
Speaker 4: It's always been the pinnacle of Resident Evil, stupid guns.
Speaker 1: I'm sad that I never did something. I think, particularly
Speaker 1: after four, I think, like resid I love Resident Evil too.
Speaker 1: That is one of my favorite games. I think that
Speaker 1: is a very good classic horror game. I think it
Speaker 1: does the job of it does really well. I think
Speaker 1: once you get good at that game, the game was
Speaker 1: kind of a lot of his luster, because once you're
Speaker 1: good at the game, you're not worrying about shit. Because
Speaker 1: like I get his run past zombies, I didn't kill
Speaker 1: a single one until I had to kill the crawler.
Speaker 1: I did that on Person. I was like, I wanted
Speaker 1: to treat the challenge of it because I want to
Speaker 1: run around the area and be stressed the fuck. I
Speaker 1: killed the black guy zombie too. I killed him. You
Speaker 1: had to, okay, sure, Yeah, he's scared me.
Speaker 4: To me, it was yeah, like you, that's why people
Speaker 4: would speed run or you put on nightmare mode to
Speaker 4: where you literally couldn't kill them. Unless you actually blew
Speaker 4: their heads off. No, the knifing they wouldn't kill them,
Speaker 4: so Nightmare you you just use knife to get space,
Speaker 4: and a lot of the zombies threw up on you.
Speaker 4: They would throw up acid, just just out of nowhere.
Speaker 4: They're like, oh, the game starting, and then you're running
Speaker 4: and then I'm like, what the fuck is why are
Speaker 4: they throwing up? They're just making up random ship. That
Speaker 4: made the game harder, and it was fun. I fucking
Speaker 4: love that game. But the custom guns in that game
Speaker 4: were so stupid, like a custom shotgun and it would
Speaker 4: like almost look like sun rays were coming out of
Speaker 4: the particularly and.
Speaker 1: Fucking five and five the guns would be so steroid
Speaker 1: and fuse. You would shoot zombies and they would just
Speaker 1: be like stop, please stop. Did they do that in
Speaker 1: the first one? Because weapons?
Speaker 4: Because I didn't play the first one that much versus
Speaker 4: number two, right, Number two was like the Pinnacle for me.
Speaker 4: But like that game had like just the dumbest like
Speaker 4: custom magnum custom like all this ship.
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 4: I don't really remember the first one.
Speaker 1: I have like the least memory. I don't remember one
Speaker 1: very well.
Speaker 4: I played it, but I don't remember I feel like
Speaker 4: that's like everybody's We're all like, yeah, we played one, two, two.
Speaker 1: And three.
Speaker 4: That's the first one. The first one is never the best,
Speaker 4: remember bated weapons like the same, right? Can you think
Speaker 4: can you think of one game where the first one
Speaker 4: is the best? That's a good point, Actually, straight up can't.
Speaker 4: That's a good point because g t A certainly not
Speaker 4: like a movie, right, Like no movies are.
Speaker 1: More that's more common their concepts. Isn't that interesting? The
Speaker 1: first one knows better? Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look at these guys, I'm failing on the question.
Speaker 4: If somebody asked that, they're probably really upset.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking.
Speaker 4: Three three, he gets three off before he dies. That's
Speaker 4: that's incredible. Is the guy get kicking the balls? Yes?
Speaker 1: Damn, that is a good fucking question. Asking another question?
Speaker 4: Wall that's marinating in my head because okay, sure, I'm
Speaker 4: already forgetting what's happening?
Speaker 1: Where am I? Where am I? Maybe it was like
Speaker 1: an example of a game where the first one is
Speaker 1: the best? Did we actually just wrap it up here?
Speaker 1: I think I think we're at a good time. Should we?
Speaker 1: I ask one question?
Speaker 4: Let's do really, let's do one more man we'll have
Speaker 4: a super question centric one. We just want to keep
Speaker 4: this at a relatively decent time. Is that almost a
Speaker 4: four hour? Last one sucked my dick? You know, yeah,
Speaker 4: they have plenty of well cabin at two thirty and
Speaker 4: if we don't get through the credits at that time, tough.
Speaker 4: But uh yeah, yeah, think about that, because I genuinely
Speaker 4: can't think of one. Let's see, oh more like dumb, stupid,
Speaker 4: fucking idiot Jamison, so fucking mean what he says, one
Speaker 4: has to go beef, pork or chicken. Discuss pork. I
Speaker 4: think beef for me. I think beef can go.
Speaker 1: Like pulled pork, cheat our own bacon. It's too, it's too.
Speaker 1: It's more. It's not as versatile as chicken, for sure.
Speaker 1: But like a good burger is magnificent.
Speaker 5: A good burger is magnificent. But I don't know, man,
Speaker 5: I have.
Speaker 4: To say I don't eat pork nearly as much, even
Speaker 4: though pork is awesome, like say, because that would mean
Speaker 4: you know, bacon, tacos and burgers. I don't always have
Speaker 4: a bacon burger. I always tacos. There's always beef on
Speaker 4: my tacos.
Speaker 1: Usually mm hmm. Yeah. For sure, I give them both
Speaker 1: up to keep chicken. Man, honestly, just take both of them.
Speaker 4: I can't double the chicken if I give you both
Speaker 4: of the keep chicken and rice right as well.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I think for me it would be beef.
Speaker 5: I like a good burger for sure, and I like
Speaker 5: a good steak, but like I have it so infrequently,
Speaker 5: it's mainly pork and chicken for me, and anything else.
Speaker 5: If I'm ever feeling like, oh I want to burger,
Speaker 5: I'll just go for something I don't know.
Speaker 4: Like if you had sts with one of those animals.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm fucking a pig. Let's move on. I'm taking
Speaker 1: a pig because miss Piggy is sort of like, okay,
Speaker 1: we wait. You put a wig on the on the pig.
Speaker 1: There's no, there's no like. That's why they rhyme. You
Speaker 1: put a weight on the pig and then you do
Speaker 1: a jig ji. Its fucking guts nice, all right? Paying
Speaker 1: five dollars rent to live in Seeny's tooth gaping hard him.
Speaker 1: I don't read the names select questions. I only read
Speaker 1: the questions. He's crying. You made him cry. That is
Speaker 1: one of the meanest ex I've heard in a long time.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, that is pretty crazy. When I was younger,
Speaker 1: I would have tried to find you.
Speaker 4: Bro and an American woman I am gay says W name,
Speaker 4: w n W name. She's like, that's a great name. Response.
Speaker 1: What's up? Sweeney, Derek and Hard are Christopher cool? Nick?
Speaker 5: If Keith David we I feel like we answered this
Speaker 5: question before, but I love that this keeps coming up.
Speaker 5: If Keith David asked you all to cuck him while
Speaker 5: while he sat silently in a chair watching to observe,
Speaker 5: would you do it? I assume your single for this
Speaker 5: out of respect for your partner or some ship like that.
Speaker 5: This specifically has this specifically has been asked.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I could not do it. I
Speaker 1: couldn't do it. There's too much respect. He had to
Speaker 1: pay me a lot. That's way worse. I wouldn't to me.
Speaker 1: It would have to be like, do me as solid?
Speaker 1: I really need I really need you to cook me.
Speaker 1: Do me as solid.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to have every I'm trying to have every
Speaker 4: experience before I leave this earth.
Speaker 1: My time is soon soon.
Speaker 4: Forty years, in two decades, in forty decades and two
Speaker 4: decades I'll die in one hundred years, so I need
Speaker 4: to do that.
Speaker 1: Two decades I'll die.
Speaker 5: He's time. He's a fucking time elemental. At that point,
Speaker 5: he's not going away.
Speaker 1: They'll remember me far longer they remember you. That's absolutely true.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dank, fuck my wife Shepherd. I couldn't do that.
Speaker 1: I really I would love to speak to him, really badly,
Speaker 1: but I hate that he'd be like if he was
Speaker 1: like a right wing crazy person.
Speaker 5: Which we talking about already around doing this again, but
Speaker 5: I want to talk to the bro.
Speaker 1: You're you silly black, silly black, you know the black mail? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: I love I love Keith David too much to do
Speaker 1: that too.
Speaker 5: Nicholas Brillhart Road, and he says, adding this in late
Speaker 5: to say that Chris, that Chris literally just missed his
Speaker 5: chance to ride King Daka. It closed without fanfare forever
Speaker 5: this year. The company that owns Cedar Point merged with
Speaker 5: the ones that owned six Flags, and they decided it
Speaker 5: wasn't worth the hassle to keep it operating anymore. I
Speaker 5: love how I love how everything's merging together and just
Speaker 5: making things worse.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love how like nobody cares yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty cool. It's so sick. Remember when lateral expansion
Speaker 1: was like not allowed, and that was the thing that
Speaker 1: really so funny. Remember that was the thing.
Speaker 5: Remember how like I love how conservatives really love the
Speaker 5: nineteen fifties and forties but don't want to talk about
Speaker 5: what the tax rate was at that point in time.
Speaker 1: I love that. It's really interesting.
Speaker 4: You tell them and you're insane that you're lying, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, so much, it's so much.
Speaker 1: I think they were really.
Speaker 5: Great and that I like in certain ways.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree we should look at certain and one
Speaker 1: one particular. Everything else was odd, terrible. No, you can't
Speaker 1: tax me. But somehow I want the economy to be great.
Speaker 1: I want anything to be good, but I don't want
Speaker 1: to lose anything for a moment. They ascend, and like
Speaker 1: I understand, they.
Speaker 5: Become, they become a chairub angel, they die painfully, they
Speaker 5: fall down.
Speaker 1: It would make me so happy. That would be amazing.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, wow, I'm going to make people conservative anyway.
Speaker 5: Anyway, he says, uh, yeah, it wasn't worth the asshole
Speaker 5: operator anymore. The only reason people knew it was closing
Speaker 5: at all was because the ride operators basically knew their
Speaker 5: jobs were fucked because of the merger and told literally
Speaker 5: everyone who got on it that last week.
Speaker 1: Damn, that's so insane. Isn't that fucked? Isn't that great?
Speaker 1: I mean, heyea, but we can find a job by sorry,
Speaker 1: he read by he ran it. They ran, he ran,
Speaker 1: grabbed onto the roller coaster, it went off, and he went.
Speaker 1: He's holding onto that.
Speaker 5: They've learned to run as fast as king the car that.
Speaker 1: The king. I wonder how fast that, right is?
Speaker 4: Probably not fast, but fast for a person to probably
Speaker 4: like three miles a second.
Speaker 1: Derek, that's so insanely fast. I don't think I don't
Speaker 1: think you understand what you said. I mean I think
Speaker 1: three miles a second you said times that by sixties
Speaker 1: per hour. That is terrifying. You are a threat to
Speaker 1: the planet at that speed.
Speaker 4: If I wonder if what Siri would say if I said,
Speaker 4: how fast is three miles per second? Fasts?
Speaker 1: It doesn't want to it just wants to give me
Speaker 1: a speed calculators that you do it. You do it, asshole. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's pretty fast what you're looking at it? Really, that's
Speaker 1: so I would never ride that sounds I'm really sad
Speaker 1: that I didn't get to go on it now that
Speaker 1: I went on it twice and one time my necklce
Speaker 1: to the side and it hurt really bad. That's so cool.
Speaker 4: Are there any what's the fastest roller coaster probably operating now? Look,
Speaker 4: because I definitely I love a fast I love a
Speaker 4: fast roller coast. To me, it's like, just rent a
Speaker 4: really fast car. What are you're talking about it? I
Speaker 4: would way rather trush myself driving.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
Speaker 4: I trust train tracks never. You've never driven a really
Speaker 4: fast car, you're I've driven a fast car. It's how
Speaker 4: fast have you driven it?
Speaker 1: Well? Not that fast? I guess not. Yeah, exactly, I've driven.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: I've driven eighty miles an hour and then hydroplane and
Speaker 5: I was like, fuck, no, I've never Why would you
Speaker 5: be driving really fast?
Speaker 1: I want to because the straight while it's fucking it's
Speaker 1: pouring ring, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Why would drive full of fucking snow while they're sleep
Speaker 4: full of from the guy speed? Who's that retard the
Speaker 4: kid that he he No, he's not a kid. That
Speaker 4: kid who's that dumb streamer that crashed? Oh?
Speaker 1: Jack? Dougherty.
Speaker 4: He was driving fast as fucking it's all raining and
Speaker 4: ship and I'm like all of those people, and I
Speaker 4: mean every single person that drives fast wall the roads
Speaker 4: wet should be killed immediately.
Speaker 5: I had to play it like thirty miles an hour,
Speaker 5: and I was like this, I'm not I'm never driving
Speaker 5: I'm never driving fast ever.
Speaker 1: Again that is yeah, then you just fucking turn too sharp, maybe, yeah, hydro.
Speaker 4: Experienced, Okay, that's that's I don't understand driving in a
Speaker 4: way that is so crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hydro plane, You're like, oh, it's really not a game.
Speaker 4: I never been like, say, go to you just get
Speaker 4: on like like a freeway like the ten when you
Speaker 4: start getting out into like the desert and stuff where
Speaker 4: there's just nothing but windmills or whatever. Just rent like
Speaker 4: a car and just fucking punch it. And you're just
Speaker 4: like this is cool.
Speaker 5: I just I don't trust cars to maintain stability after
Speaker 5: eighty miles an hour.
Speaker 1: No, I don't trust it. Yeah, shitty car.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they're likestand like cars that are designed to
Speaker 4: go like really fast, and like say, I'm not a
Speaker 4: speed demon. It's just my whole thing about not being
Speaker 4: I just have a problem not being in control. I
Speaker 4: trust myself more than say, somebody who's being lazy at
Speaker 4: their job, not doing maintenance well enough, and then all
Speaker 4: of a sudden, oh that's my thing, something creams off.
Speaker 4: So I trust myself way more than like say. It's
Speaker 4: why I don't even feel like I don't feel great
Speaker 4: putting my life in other people's hands when I don't
Speaker 4: know how efficient they're gonna be.
Speaker 1: They don't care about me.
Speaker 4: I feel like a roller coaster is like infinitely safer
Speaker 4: than a car personally, but like, uh, I guess probably,
Speaker 4: I mean statistically objectively, it's not. I wouldn't say it's
Speaker 4: safer than the car. It's just it's safer to ride
Speaker 4: than to drive with a bunch of people. But I
Speaker 4: wouldn't think the car itself, if you were driving solely
Speaker 4: on your own, would be safer than a roller coaster,
Speaker 4: because there's so many more parts to an entire fucking
Speaker 4: track and the carts and just every mechanism.
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess, I mean, I guess it's just like,
Speaker 1: but I find a car equally complex.
Speaker 4: The other thing is like, when you're in a car,
Speaker 4: they're actually not That's why retarded rednecks can fucking build cars.
Speaker 1: It's not that complex.
Speaker 4: It's it is technically, yes, But I mean when you
Speaker 4: think about the people engine is build cars.
Speaker 1: Engine is very complex.
Speaker 4: They don't build and they don't build the complatible they
Speaker 4: they put parts together. It's not that it's not that confusing,
Speaker 4: but like saying the look, because we've we've we're all
Speaker 4: young men, we've all been unfortunately had to hold the rents.
Speaker 1: Do this ship.
Speaker 4: If you had all of the parts to this phone,
Speaker 4: like people can assemble the phone. But as far as
Speaker 4: like making it work, like having the concept of like, oh,
Speaker 4: the lens up, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: I think about that a lot.
Speaker 5: I think about that a lot in the context I
Speaker 5: think about that a lot in the context of like
Speaker 5: going back in time and trying to like, like people say,
Speaker 5: it's like, if I want back in time, I would
Speaker 5: like even just back to the twenties, I would have
Speaker 5: I would rule the world just based on how much
Speaker 5: I knew. It's like, you don't really know anything, kind
Speaker 5: of like if you had to explain a phone to somebody,
Speaker 5: you don't know. You don't actually know how a phone works.
Speaker 5: Nope at all. Nope, you don't know how an iPad.
Speaker 5: You can just come up with a postel.
Speaker 4: You go back and you learn before you learn, you're
Speaker 4: before you go you learn, you know you're like you
Speaker 4: wouldn't though, because people are people are arrogant.
Speaker 1: They would just be like, I get it. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you go back to the Stone ages, then know you'd
Speaker 1: lose it. You had to fight a fucking like a
Speaker 1: spear in your head, mega bear and it's like a bear,
Speaker 1: it's like twelve feet.
Speaker 5: And then a mosquito picks you up and flies away
Speaker 5: with you because fifty feet tall.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it drinks your all your blood and two gulds.
Speaker 1: And then imagine being gaunted by a giant mosquito. Imagine
Speaker 1: seeing a dog and it being like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: going to kill me. This is like a front investigated.
Speaker 1: This is a monster.
Speaker 4: It's growl. Gonna feel the floor moving, I mean speaking
Speaker 4: of roller coasters. Will be the last one, and then
Speaker 4: we'll move on. We'll go to we'll go to names
Speaker 4: Lizard Road and he says, hey, fellas quick lore follow
Speaker 4: up to the uh On Playland, the amusement park you
Speaker 4: guys were talking about in New York. It's so funny
Speaker 4: we're just talking about roller coas.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I lived fifteen minutes from it, so I would go
Speaker 5: every summer as a child and it ruled. Now it
Speaker 5: blows anyways, wanted to ride in to say two kids
Speaker 5: died there, one on the coaster and one on the
Speaker 5: fucking boat ride, which still leaves me baffled.
Speaker 1: Cheers. The boat d he fell over, he saw Oh well, okay, yeah.
Speaker 5: They couldn't get the They couldn't get the coast guard
Speaker 5: to him in time.
Speaker 1: It's over deep water. That boat ride is in deep water.
Speaker 5: Fine, it's in the park still, but they can't help him.
Speaker 5: They don't have the authority to help in water. They
Speaker 5: have to they have to call a coast guard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, sorry, he'll be here in five hours, five
Speaker 4: at the coast guarding.
Speaker 1: I'm trying. If you panic, you'll get warm and it'll
Speaker 1: lift you. Panic hard, panic harder. I think it's working.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I mean, just don't I feel like you
Speaker 5: have to try to die on a roller coaster to
Speaker 5: be fair though, Like there, I feel like most is
Speaker 5: so insane.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's just I think I think fifty people.
Speaker 5: I feel like fifty percent of people who die on
Speaker 5: roller coasters, it's their fault. I think the other half
Speaker 5: is like the absolutely the roller coasters fault. But like this,
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, I think people stand up on
Speaker 5: roller coasters and do stupids, like, oh look at me.
Speaker 5: It's I've seen more videos of that happening in that
Speaker 5: capacity than the other thing.
Speaker 1: I am someone that has observed the death way more
Speaker 1: than I should. I've never seen someone kill themselves.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying kill them well, not well techically would
Speaker 4: be yeah, not on purpose, but they would kill themselves.
Speaker 4: But I so as I saw a video somebody's scout
Speaker 4: getting ripped off, you actual, yeah, like their hair got
Speaker 4: caught in the road because it's like, m gross, yeah, man,
Speaker 4: that's why I saw it. Where degel Oh you mean
Speaker 4: like a platform X. Of course, of course Twitter, Twitter's
Speaker 4: becomes insane.
Speaker 1: Well it's it's X, now that's what that's That's why
Speaker 1: like I'm like, it's it's always been crazy, it has
Speaker 1: never not been crazy, but now it's just like, no,
Speaker 1: I see it.
Speaker 4: I see I see crazy like things that I was like,
Speaker 4: I don't you Sometimes you'll see something you're like, I
Speaker 4: don't want to know if I don't want to confirm
Speaker 4: what I just saw, so I'll just like ignore it.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's me with like stuff, with like
Speaker 1: like war stuff. I'm like, I just I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't do it's I want to, but I like, I
Speaker 1: want to start tweet the nword, But I have people
Speaker 1: and that I actually respect, and I don't want them
Speaker 1: to see me.
Speaker 7: What are you getting because that is just really funny.
Speaker 7: You're lazy, You're like that, You're like those people. No,
Speaker 7: I think it's I'm not saying people are going to
Speaker 7: think it's funny. I think it's funny.
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's just it's just nice. It isn't
Speaker 1: but it's fine whatever.
Speaker 4: I was just trying to see, like, what's the last
Speaker 4: thing that I've posted. Okay, so five days ago, all right,
Speaker 4: I posted? So five days ago I posted.
Speaker 5: I just don't post like it's it just feels so
Speaker 5: it's post when I have a new video. I think
Speaker 5: at this point, yeah.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 4: It's it's a lot of it is unchanged. If you
Speaker 4: navigate through, like, oh, I'm just following these people. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna use only the people and watch the people on following.
Speaker 4: But the vibe just feels different too. Where people left
Speaker 4: the post.
Speaker 1: A lot of people left.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't know where everybody's going. That's kind
Speaker 5: of thing that's bothering around and say, I don't know
Speaker 5: if it's Threads or Blue Sky. I don't know what's going.
Speaker 4: On both, right, So a lot of Blue Sky is
Speaker 4: probably because thread was such a letdown.
Speaker 1: They had the ball and they didn't just drop it.
Speaker 1: They fucking just nuked it.
Speaker 4: It was like one of the you had everybody in
Speaker 4: the pall by your hands, like I hate this, I
Speaker 4: want somewhere to go. And all they had to do
Speaker 4: was just build a team real fast, just update things,
Speaker 4: to do the exact same things that Twitter do, and
Speaker 4: then everybody would have came and stayed on Threads and
Speaker 4: they're like, oh this is this sucks.
Speaker 1: You can barely do anything on it. And then it
Speaker 1: just died. Yeah there's still people on there, but how
Speaker 1: do you fuck up that badly?
Speaker 5: Yeah, especially when you had all that into Instagram integration.
Speaker 1: Like it's so weird.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, oh, if you have Instagram, a bunch
Speaker 4: of people go on there, they'll find you, they'll fall.
Speaker 4: Everything was set up in prime, but I was like,
Speaker 4: I can't do half of the things I can do
Speaker 4: on Twitter. Apparently it's better now, but I'm sure it is,
Speaker 4: but it took too long. The thing is, I don't
Speaker 4: want multiple of these, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 4: I want one of these. Well idea like serp Twitter, right,
Speaker 4: and they just fucking leave Twitter. I'm done, Like I
Speaker 4: don't really don't you work on the internet, So now
Speaker 4: you're not.
Speaker 1: That's true, I'll be.
Speaker 4: I mean, well if I didn't do this, but I
Speaker 4: wouldn't be on it at all.
Speaker 1: I wasn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I had Like it was like any any
Speaker 4: other person, one of your closest friends that probably has
Speaker 4: like three hundred followers and they'll post like once or
Speaker 4: twice a year like that. Like that's how my ship
Speaker 4: was before I started being a content creator.
Speaker 1: Like like I just don't like, even if I was
Speaker 1: a content creator, I would be like, hey, the podcast
Speaker 1: is doing something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you know the things that, yeah, we
Speaker 4: should be we're so dude, we're I was thinking I
Speaker 4: was thinking about just like as far as I was
Speaker 4: talking to Jojo, like dude, we're just we're just talent.
Speaker 4: We're not we're not managers. Or behind the scenes people
Speaker 4: were so bad at Like, dude.
Speaker 1: I've been trying to ask I've been asked people about managers,
Speaker 1: and people like, I don't know where to get managers
Speaker 1: from because the vast majority of contact, like just content creators,
Speaker 1: don't have managers. I think a lot of a lot
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 5: Well, technically what you're saying is true, the majority, of course,
Speaker 5: but like the majority of content creators are not professional, right,
Speaker 5: that's true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's there's actually a significant about that. They tell
Speaker 4: the oh, my manager, this man like where there?
Speaker 1: I mean, exactly where do you find I have a manager?
Speaker 1: I have no idea where I got I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: not even lying.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't you like message them to see if they can
Speaker 4: help us? No, as a master blind, that's that's that's
Speaker 4: really cool.
Speaker 5: They didn't message me at all. I haven't they haven't
Speaker 5: did So you have a manager, but I had one.
Speaker 5: I had one for a while. I don't know where
Speaker 5: he went. I think I stopped posting. So I was like,
Speaker 5: never mind, you know what I will say YouTube?
Speaker 1: No, I did.
Speaker 5: I remember specifically talking to them about it. And then
Speaker 5: they're like, we don't know how to we don't have specifically,
Speaker 5: the manager that I had was it was like an
Speaker 5: agency that didn't do podcasts, and they were like kind
Speaker 5: of looking into that and they were like, oh, we'll
Speaker 5: let you know when we start like branching out into
Speaker 5: that space. And I just never got hit up again.
Speaker 5: So I don't really know what's going on with I.
Speaker 4: Know what you're talking about your manager, because I remember
Speaker 4: being I figured messaged a long time ago about hey,
Speaker 4: you know YouTube wants to give you.
Speaker 1: A manager like kind of a thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was like, no, get away from me.
Speaker 4: I just didn't it was too I didn't trust anything
Speaker 4: at that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair. I just didn't know.
Speaker 4: I was like it probably would have been been official,
Speaker 4: but yeah, it wasn't YouTube for me. It was like
Speaker 4: it was a problem saying it was like a multi Yeah, well.
Speaker 5: It's something somebody I remember like I looked them up
Speaker 5: and they were like connected to like JonTron and stuff
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, so it's like not like bullshit,
Speaker 1: but yeah.
Speaker 5: I remember specifically asking like, Okay, hey, I have a
Speaker 5: podcast that like we post pretty pretty much all the time.
Speaker 5: It'd be pretty good to you know, figure that out
Speaker 5: and be like oh okay, Yeah, well we're not in
Speaker 5: that space exactly. And I was like, it's not the
Speaker 5: same space. It kind of feels to me like it's
Speaker 5: the same space it should be.
Speaker 4: People don't understand that because there's a guy that he's
Speaker 4: he's like almost harassed me about doing a ad on
Speaker 4: my channel that I've been working with him for a
Speaker 4: while into the AM and I'm just like, I just
Speaker 4: ignoring them because the last time I talked to him
Speaker 4: was like, hey, man, I actually we post regularly on
Speaker 4: the podcast. It would be better if we can just
Speaker 4: integrate into their yeah, and then we can just get
Speaker 4: a little more money.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, well what And I was like, what,
Speaker 1: what's the difference? That's what's so confusing.
Speaker 4: It's more views than my stupid fucking video because my
Speaker 4: channel's dead, right, So I was like, why would you
Speaker 4: not want to just switch from here? I really feel
Speaker 4: like I feel like I feel like they're on the
Speaker 4: business side. There are different spaces. I think technically they're scared.
Speaker 4: I think they're technically different spaces on the business side,
Speaker 4: But I think it's super thing.
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: I think that's the only explanation the network. We're on right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're on a network for podcasts, right, We're not on
Speaker 1: a network that is a multi path.
Speaker 5: I understand that, but but from from my perspect a
Speaker 5: manager just gets you ads and then takes a percentage
Speaker 5: of his Like, to me, it's just like when you
Speaker 5: just I don't know that's the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Like, it's weird. I don't really should be the same concept.
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm going to get you ads on this podcast
Speaker 4: instead of your fucking YouTube channel. But I think, well,
Speaker 4: but it is the YouTube channel still though, that's something
Speaker 4: that's weird to me. I'm telling this guy, the ad
Speaker 4: will go in the YouTube.
Speaker 1: It'll go. It's on YouTube still.
Speaker 4: Actually it'll reach more places, you know, it'll Because I
Speaker 4: tried to explain to this guy and he was like.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think it's mostly platform. I
Speaker 1: think that's stupid. I think that is dumb. But I
Speaker 1: think it's not multiple.
Speaker 5: Whatever we're going, we're going in the inside baseball stuff here.
Speaker 1: I probably think it's interesting.
Speaker 4: Hey, anybody who's listening, if you know anything about this,
Speaker 4: there's probably some cool person that's like, oh I I.
Speaker 1: Please, I know, I don't know where to look.
Speaker 4: I've been looking. I don't know where to look. I've
Speaker 4: been looking fine, No, I want to I want to suck.
Speaker 4: Don't help us.
Speaker 5: We have we have nineteen minutes to get to the credits.
Speaker 5: So like we're hard cut off at two thirty dumb.
Speaker 5: I want to castle, and it's hard the amount of
Speaker 5: money we make. I'm not going to get my castle
Speaker 5: anytime soon.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 5: So I can message Joe Rogan and say, just give
Speaker 5: us a castle. I think I don't think. I don't
Speaker 5: think he knows. I don't think he knows that we
Speaker 5: that I think he's that's.
Speaker 4: True, that's true, he doesn't know that.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 4: At this point, I think, you know, these people tank
Speaker 4: the country so badly. I think at this point, I
Speaker 4: think I don't care anymore about the Like, oh, Joe Rogan,
Speaker 4: if he was like, hey, you want to do a podcast,
Speaker 4: but yeah, whatever, I don't you already ruined everything, so
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Speaker 4: Yeah, they're creepy. They have like really hard eyelashes too.
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Speaker 4: absolutely the first time.
Speaker 1: I've ever thought about the texture of a hammerhead eyelash.
Speaker 4: I haven't thought of a hammerhead shark in probably two decades. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just like street sharks, they're discussed. I think about them
Speaker 4: pretty regular, I don't think about them pretty I hate that.
Speaker 1: Hammerheads. One of my friends is definitely afraid of sharks,
Speaker 1: like really bad, Like they're terrifiers.
Speaker 4: Like unreasonable, like like like no reason or do they
Speaker 4: get bit or something.
Speaker 1: No, they're just mortified of them, like they just don't
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Speaker 4: That's always weird to me, like when nothing happens like
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Speaker 4: it's just like it's freaks them out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I feel like people at least having counters with spiders
Speaker 4: at least because they do look creepy as fuck kind of.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I love those videos of the tarantulas like straying up
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Speaker 5: then you can hear the ASMR and it sounds really
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Speaker 1: One came out today? Yeah, yeah, oh my.
Speaker 6: God, I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It came out this morning. Yes, I went to
Speaker 1: the diner this morning. I was listening to it on
Speaker 1: my way back. Why have I seen nothing on my
Speaker 1: phone about that? Because it's fine. I'd listened to it yet,
Speaker 1: We'll see fine.
Speaker 4: I haven't heard anything particularly. That's like I've just seen
Speaker 4: even the Heart part six. I remember, oh wait, so
Speaker 4: that he did do the Heart part six. Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's probably gonna be a good album.
Speaker 1: I just think that I really just don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't I just don't know. I don't know what I
Speaker 1: expect of it right now, you know, Because I feel
Speaker 1: like mister morand a Big Stepper was another. I feel
Speaker 1: like people just don't like Kendrick's albums because Kendrick doesn't
Speaker 1: make albums for people to like easily to jam to,
Speaker 1: like he doesn't have jam, but I don't want good
Speaker 1: kid Matchadi again. Man, Yeah, I don't think that album
Speaker 1: is as good as people make it.
Speaker 4: Sunny and the album that's my that's like, so I'm
Speaker 4: I this is me, long story short, I don't really
Speaker 4: give a fuck about conscious hip hop right now.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm too jaded. I think. I don't I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to expand my mind. I don't even like sonically,
Speaker 1: I just think Butterflies a better album, don't. I think
Speaker 1: that's crazy. You have your opinion, and that's fine.
Speaker 4: It's just jazz centric. That's not you don't bop to that.
Speaker 1: Ship, I think. I think sonically it's I think it
Speaker 1: like it may be jazz centric, but like bars wise,
Speaker 1: collapse wise like collapse Yes, what ye? Complexion is a
Speaker 1: fucking insane That song is amazing. Jizzy on.
Speaker 4: Poetic Justice is a great song, fucking absolute outros recipe.
Speaker 1: With I think the recipes are fine song. I don't
Speaker 1: really like that song very much.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, I could just looking for something different,
Speaker 4: like people are looking for Bob so looking for backseat
Speaker 4: freestyle they're looking for a good song, but I think
Speaker 4: money trees looking for looking for something different. I think
Speaker 4: that's I agree, But there's the reason why that his
Speaker 4: his most.
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Speaker 5: I listened to like half of it, and it's just
Speaker 5: like there's he's definitely one of those people where it's
Speaker 5: just like he's just not it's not that listenable of
Speaker 5: a person. Like the most recent stuff is like I
Speaker 5: like it, but like it's not like I would never
Speaker 5: put it on you know what I mean to like,
Speaker 5: listen to I see, look, I I look.
Speaker 1: I think also he's a concept artist, man. I think
Speaker 1: that's where he succeeds the concept artist. I think when
Speaker 1: it comes to concept albums, he is unparalleled. I think
Speaker 1: he is really.
Speaker 5: I think you just have to like it's just like
Speaker 5: he's like something's like I have to sit in front
Speaker 5: of like genius and read along to it in order
Speaker 5: to really listen to it if you.
Speaker 4: Want to fully absorb it. Yes, look, that's I've been
Speaker 4: the same even for other genres. Right now, I'm not
Speaker 4: like so one of my favorite bands between them buried
Speaker 4: and me, I stop listening to their albums because they're
Speaker 4: all concept albums, very elaborate. I don't listen to them
Speaker 4: that much anymore because I just I'm in a different
Speaker 4: headspace right now. I'm just trying to I'm trying to
Speaker 4: enjoy things just for what they are, and I'm not
Speaker 4: really trying to dig deep right now, and so when
Speaker 4: people are being very philosophical, I'm kind of like, I
Speaker 4: don't want to listen right now.
Speaker 1: I just love I listen to I always love his music.
Speaker 1: I always give his music a chance on no matter what.
Speaker 1: Like somebodys, I just don't even give a chance of
Speaker 1: the albums. Definitely. It's not like I'm not always in
Speaker 1: the mood for a conceptual album, but I listened to it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, artist is cool, Like I think logic all
Speaker 1: Trady five right. Album's fucking amazing. I think it's a
Speaker 1: very very good album. It's another huge, entirely conta about itself.
Speaker 1: It's a third part. It's a third part of a
Speaker 1: trilogy of that he made. It is like The Beautiful Story,
Speaker 1: The Amazing to Story was like twenty fifteen, I think.
Speaker 1: And then the album overpressure under pressure? No, was it
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Speaker 5: I think that that That album though, is like it's
Speaker 5: also sonically like it's fun to hear, and that's kind
Speaker 5: of the.
Speaker 1: Thing where it's like it's meant to be fun. That's
Speaker 1: that's album that's meant to and that's kind of thing.
Speaker 5: It's like, Kendrick isn't necessarily really that fun to hear.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's not right now, it's not right now. Good
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Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm just here so I don't get killed.
Speaker 5: British people come then be like what's all this? Then
Speaker 5: star coffee.
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Speaker 5: said it in episode seventy nine, I forgot the it's
Speaker 5: a real channel already.
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Speaker 4: Somebody somebody had and I was like, God, damn it.
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Speaker 1: They're all gone.
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Speaker 5: Siege of Dragons Spear and bald of Gate two Worth playing?
Speaker 1: Yes, but they're old games, good games, but they're very old,
Speaker 1: very old. You gotta know what you're getting into. They're
Speaker 1: not like they're like classic RPGs. Yeah, like not modern ones.
Speaker 5: So like there's also no voice acting in either of them.
Speaker 5: I think no, it's it's literally just or just moments
Speaker 5: of like words. Well, there's a there is voice acting,
Speaker 5: but it's all Tom Kenny. You rather as all of them.
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Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, dude. Franchise has been pretty rough for a
Speaker 4: very long time. They'll have they'll have their ups, their highs,
Speaker 4: and then the most lows.
Speaker 1: Ups and downs like downs.
Speaker 4: Talk to if you guys should talk to talk to
Speaker 4: fucking Jets fans. Oh yeah, I three sixty no scoped JFK.
Speaker 4: Aaron Rodgers got injured like immediately.
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Speaker 4: And she turned around and hit me. Uh.
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Speaker 1: cases specifically lately. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. You know what
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Speaker 4: It's because you said it bothered you. Yeah, the first
Speaker 4: rule of the Internet. It doesn't bother me enough to
Speaker 4: be upset, but I think it's keep up with the names.
Speaker 6: Guys.
Speaker 1: This ship is crazy, They're all it's all gonna be that.
Speaker 1: I'll sleep at night, trust me. Yeah, we'll see. He's
Speaker 1: gonna be just sleeping with a gun like petting it
Speaker 1: and I sleep heading a sleeping lesson.
Speaker 4: They're gonna fuck up and I'm gonna find where they
Speaker 4: live and it's gonna be showtime.
Speaker 1: This this gun has all my enemy's addresses on it
Speaker 1: through the day.
Speaker 4: Holy Ship episode, you're gonna be like, hey, guys, I
Speaker 4: booked a live show for us a particularly this person.
Speaker 1: This guys, guys gonna life kill regular show for for
Speaker 1: for fans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna kill fans live. Come to the Stark
Speaker 4: Tag Live show. You're gonna kill our pain customers one
Speaker 4: by one.
Speaker 1: Like there's some people that like, yeah, there would be
Speaker 1: he ain't somebody, did you see that?
Speaker 5: There's gonna be a Have you seen these look like
Speaker 5: contest going around in different cities.
Speaker 1: Now, there was like a there was like a Timothy.
Speaker 1: There was a Timothy. There's one I don't know.
Speaker 5: There was a there was a Timothy shallow may look
Speaker 5: a like concert in concerts contest. Yeah, in New York
Speaker 5: City a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Most of them women.
Speaker 5: There was like one lesbian, but most of them were
Speaker 5: just twinks. But there's another one in Culver City on
Speaker 5: December one. There's a there's a Cortana lookalike concert keeps
Speaker 5: in concert.
Speaker 1: Why do I keep that? I guess you want to
Speaker 1: go to a I guess I want to go. I
Speaker 1: should go to a show. I really want to go
Speaker 1: to show. So I'm gonna. I'm gonna go there.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm gonna try and find my find my wife.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this look if it's if it's hell for it
Speaker 1: is specifically bothers me so much. Finding finding light brown
Speaker 1: hair in my fucking fucking mouth.
Speaker 4: You don't love your partner unless you eat the hair
Speaker 4: off of you. It should bothers me so much. I
Speaker 4: was the weird thing is I was like when I
Speaker 4: put my hat on, I was like something feel I
Speaker 4: couldn't And then that's the worst ship and.
Speaker 1: You see it in on the side of your eye.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, Oan, this.
Speaker 5: Must be incredibly infuriating for you guys, because you can
Speaker 5: tell immediately Yeah, yeah for me, I'm for me.
Speaker 1: There's like a second of doubt. It's is it mine?
Speaker 1: Is it mine? Who's this?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: My hair is not light brown, so you know, yeah,
Speaker 4: well yeah, this is her hair is saying it bothers
Speaker 4: me a lot. I don't have hair like that at all,
Speaker 4: so yeah, I immediately know I have.
Speaker 5: One hair like this, specifically under my toe, under your
Speaker 5: toe on the base.
Speaker 1: So I hate when I found this whiteness touching me.
Speaker 1: It makes me mad.
Speaker 4: You want some white dude that's gonna burn all.
Speaker 1: Right for your eyes.
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Speaker 5: my face, Nikky Ziggy, what happened to Paul Joseph Watson.
Speaker 1: Did he dier just finally come out of the closet.
Speaker 1: Probably we're gonna look up that. We gotta follow up
Speaker 1: on that.
Speaker 5: Imagine my shock. I forgot how he sounded.
Speaker 1: Actually my cock gets closed? Does close imagined my shock?
Speaker 1: Like I'm a fucking gay bitch. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: can't really imagine I'm dying. I'm dying. All the blood
Speaker 1: is going to my hands and it's not reaching my
Speaker 1: heart or oh, imagine my shock. My body is seizing
Speaker 1: as he has.
Speaker 4: To get regularly, he has to get his hands blood leaded.
Speaker 4: He posts regularly and like, but he's still doing He's
Speaker 4: in a bubble on YouTube, still gets hundreds of thousands
Speaker 4: of views.
Speaker 1: Cool, but no I have Is it still culture war stuff?
Speaker 1: Of course it is. That's fascinating.
Speaker 4: So Stephen Colbert, I forgot. Stephen Colbert does a late
Speaker 4: show me too. They're freaking out, and I'm like, did
Speaker 4: I didn't? The same pictures used for years, and he
Speaker 4: looks so weird in it. He looks like he's like
Speaker 4: he's he's beggared. He looks like he's he's looks like
Speaker 4: he's begging Eat not to tell the police that he molested.
Speaker 1: What the did you just say? I employ you to
Speaker 1: reconsider at.
Speaker 6: Please do not tell.
Speaker 1: The race.
Speaker 5: Gets viciously touchdown and he uses his heel finger on
Speaker 5: his own head.
Speaker 1: Trauma. He runs it on the line of his asshole.
Speaker 1: He runs along the line of his asshole to heal
Speaker 1: the damn with being.
Speaker 5: Like for it, plase, I beg of you, you know,
Speaker 5: do not tell the constables or whatever. The ernest turns.
Speaker 1: That's right, I forgot that. That's his name. By bye,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's just some British asshole.
Speaker 6: But was all right?
Speaker 1: It again.
Speaker 4: Leftist cope and it's a picture of uh, what's his
Speaker 4: name crying Jimmy Kimmel. I guess he just does late
Speaker 4: night stuff. Try not to cringe. This is pure cringe. God,
Speaker 4: that's annoying. Leftists react to Trump working at McDonald's. I
Speaker 4: can't think it's the same.
Speaker 1: They're doing it again.
Speaker 4: He got so basically he essentially saw the quartering. He
Speaker 4: essentially saw the quarterings channels.
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Speaker 4: Chris because there's break.
Speaker 1: The most turnout. It's just everybody shows up. It's just like,
Speaker 1: no one looks like me. Maybe one eighth of the
Speaker 1: population there.
Speaker 5: It's fifteen Asians, twenty black people, fourteen women, and five
Speaker 5: guys who actually look like this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Heartest Kings would be a great one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What if that monster shows out?
Speaker 6: Full of.
Speaker 1: My god, jos up. He's put on the run. He's like,
Speaker 1: I gotta be there, I gotta represent. He looks like
Speaker 1: he mauls people. Dude, he looks like he roared. He goes,
Speaker 1: you're that guy who slept over our Was it Jaylen's cousin?
Speaker 1: You're like, was it? Who the fuck was it Jalen's cousin?
Speaker 1: He roared in his sleep? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yo, the worst sleep avenue I've ever heard worse than him,
Speaker 4: for sure, dude. On Ironically, it sounded like I remember
Speaker 4: waking up super late. I woke up super late to
Speaker 4: grab something from the kitchen and I heard it in
Speaker 4: the living room and I didn't go because I thought
Speaker 4: there was genuinely something.
Speaker 1: Dude, it sounded like a fucking lion. It was the
Speaker 1: craziest thing I've ever heard. I was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: going out there. You know how you fix sleep apnea? Kill? Well,
Speaker 1: that fixes everything.
Speaker 4: But like specifically, what you want to do is you
Speaker 4: get a aluminum bat and you hit him as hard
Speaker 4: as you can in the face, and I guarantee you
Speaker 4: they will never sleep at your house again.
Speaker 1: So that's that's kill. Derek said, kill light. He said,
Speaker 1: aluminum bat will it'll it'll ding you pretty good, but
Speaker 1: really hurt him back and bash your fucking head. And
Speaker 1: I don't know, can kill it'll bend, it'll.
Speaker 4: Be aluming him back, can kill you? Andrew, Ye, that's amazing.
Speaker 4: If I love the idea of his slogans being just
Speaker 4: obvious fact that don't need to be poisted at Reiteratorny
Speaker 4: Today twenty eight man if he if he starts busting
Speaker 4: those out daily on the daily.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd follow him notifications on and I'd vote for him.
Speaker 1: I hope they don't do news. Some everybody's like you
Speaker 1: should do dog Gavin knew, somebody gonna win ship.
Speaker 4: He's he's a fucking regular bullshit politician. Yeah, nobody wants
Speaker 4: that man. John Stewart I think actually has the best shot. Actually,
Speaker 4: it has to be it has to be Stewart, John Stewart.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately it would take him. Yeah, he was to be.
Speaker 1: John Stewart would be a good choice because there's no
Speaker 1: way he wouldn't leave someone fucking eviserated on a DEBASEI yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he would, he would leave. He would, and he has vance.
Speaker 1: You imagine him made a Diddy vance and Diddy bits
Speaker 1: kills himself.
Speaker 5: John Stewart's good because he's willing to like he understands
Speaker 5: the problem. He understand he'll stoop, but he understands the
Speaker 5: problem on every side. Like he's he was one of
Speaker 5: the I mean even he was one of the first
Speaker 5: people that like I saw that was on the left,
Speaker 5: like prominently talking about like the Tony Hingecliffe thing.
Speaker 1: He's like, well, he said he's a.
Speaker 5: I like Tony h Cliff, he's a roast comic, which
Speaker 5: is true.
Speaker 1: He thought it was funny. He was like he didn't
Speaker 1: even shoot him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he's but he's still like hammered in on
Speaker 5: that rally, which is exactly like the you gotta have
Speaker 5: like sensible people, you know, who just like understands, like listen,
Speaker 5: Tony Hintcliffe is a comedian and that's the wrong place
Speaker 5: to do it, and it's a lame but like everything
Speaker 5: else at that rally was way worse.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 5: Everything else, but it was it was like a very
Speaker 5: Tony Hinchcliff was like the least egregious part of.
Speaker 1: That literally on the side of the terrorist.
Speaker 4: Remember fucking Rude Giuliani. His brant was fucking insane.
Speaker 1: It was scary.
Speaker 5: It was like everyone's dead and the oil starts coming
Speaker 5: out of his eyes.
Speaker 1: It was like the Evil Empire speech where like everyone
Speaker 1: saw that speech was like cheering and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is terrifying. It was like a terrifying that we all.
Speaker 4: Kind of thought, like, there's these guys, the course they're
Speaker 4: going to lose, right, Like it's so it's so comically evil,
Speaker 4: you're kind of like they have. Well, yeah, that's how
Speaker 4: it felt. And running got our list King of Haapazard
Speaker 4: Was that the last one? Yeah, I stopped right before
Speaker 4: the end.
Speaker 1: Awesome. I thought we had way more to go. Damn it.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, purple blow, somebody check this out. I'm gay.