Speaker 1: Neonic for my adoptions as that I don't know what
the hond and Hi, what's go with?
Speaker 2: Pop?
Speaker 1: It is your d M Devin and this is Voidonica
a d indie podcast. Today I'm joined with the players.
Who are you? Players? Who was everything? What is life?
What is anything anymore?
Speaker 3: Mhmm, well hello everybody, I am Indigo. I played Leo
And as you can see, our DM is having a
midlife crisis talking about what is life and everything? The
answer is and if you'd come up with an intro,
he'd feel less less intererned about it.
Speaker 1: Then the stick would just be over. And I've been
on this stick for like going on two years now.
Speaker 3: You mean you've been using the same intro for two years.
Speaker 1: The same like I don't have an intro intro.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like the onest, like we're gonna do an
asm R intro, but then you don't actually do it.
I don't say you're going to yeah, and we're not
holding this against you. We're just concerned. Like intro it's
going to be Tyler.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're right, you're right with that voice. You're right,
we can make money off that. You know, we need
market that voice. Tyler just a.
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 6: It makes me feel better.
Speaker 4: I don't know that it makes better.
Speaker 6: You don't have an intran bookwatchs.
Speaker 3: Book watches are important.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm a part of this. It's the only damn.
Speaker 7: Book watchers is like the highest grossing.
Speaker 5: Reason.
Speaker 8: I think that they're the most important right now, to
be honest, godly reason.
Speaker 6: I was just about to say, yeah, I'll just let
the I'll just let.
Speaker 1: The views the numbers say the numbers.
Speaker 6: I let the numbers themselves for real.
Speaker 1: Numbers can't talk anyway. Who are you people?
Speaker 4: Truth?
Speaker 1: So we already got into goo Hi Leo.
Speaker 7: I play I play Davy.
Speaker 4: So my name is Tyler, and I'll be playing the
role of tama.
Speaker 5: Is Music.
Speaker 1: And I'll play Kobe. I love Kobe.
Speaker 5: My name is Juliet, and I'm playing Bubbles Love.
Speaker 1: Bubbles, love all these characters. Honestly, who's left?
Speaker 6: Nope, that's my name is Jacob, and I'll be playing free.
Speaker 1: The Mutt would go last.
Speaker 4: But aren't you playing a character or two?
Speaker 1: I mean I'm the d M. I mean whatever, NPC
auto Carrot auto play character. There is world. I'm everything.
I decide if you live today.
Speaker 6: But it's Joan problem.
Speaker 1: Oh oh really, now is that house?
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I'll wish myself right out of existence.
Speaker 1: Sir, do you think the gods are gonna grant that?
Speaker 6: No, but a fucking fireball in the face will.
Speaker 4: Not.
Speaker 7: On my tip, go do that out in the middle
of the ocean.
Speaker 1: A boom a wolf.
Speaker 6: The trevisa and launch him out into the ocean before
he fire balls himself.
Speaker 7: Could see a thieves, see the thieves.
Speaker 1: To see a thieves.
Speaker 3: Probably could get him into a big enough cannon.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he go the wizard. Keep keep that
in your guys's minds, ladies and gents, others. You never
know when it might be the opportunity of firing a
character off in a cannon to get one up on
an opponent might become useful. That could be, that could
be very useful. You never know. Like imagine firing a
wizard out of the cannon, or like bubbles and then
bubbles enlarges, it comes twice her size.
Speaker 8: She just wreckshit while she's in the air. Don't do
that like when she's in the cannon, because that.
Speaker 1: No, she would fire and then in large.
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's not break the cannon. That's that's not. That's
not something I would like to repent. It's gonna be
too much money.
Speaker 1: And honestly, you would probably have to put Bubbles in
the bullet and the what the blister the larger weapon,
larger gun, not the blister of the Oh my god,
where is the ship?
Speaker 3: Could just cast reduce and then put her in fire
her and then Bubbles goes big.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm here, I'm gonna go ahead and pin the
ships the cruel sun stats. Yeah, we don't have to
ever lose that. Ever lose that again, what's some top secret?
Speaker 4: It looks like that movie.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god. So before we begin today's episode, Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So what happened last time? And whoever wins gets the
ten temporary hit points for the episode?
Speaker 6: We a Leviathan, well, more like shrunk the Leviathan.
Speaker 5: The Leviathan was made into a goldfish and then vanished.
Speaker 6: You're welcome and also Free got a new tried it?
Speaker 1: Huh? Free got their legendary weapon. I got a tooth,
got too, That's right, you got a tooth. If you
can find somebody, you could do something with that tooth.
Speaker 7: Don't we have an artificer on this on the ship?
Speaker 1: Do we know? We don't yet? Who? Who? Wait? Is
there an?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Vaguely remember you you sang one of the crew members
as an artificer.
Speaker 8: The gunners, one of the gunners. It's either it's either Haley.
I think it's Haley, or or it would be Briggs.
Speaker 1: You know, Haley's a wizard.
Speaker 3: I thought the artificer was the one in the crow's nest?
Speaker 7: Was it?
Speaker 8: I know that one of them is an artificer because
I remember being like, oh, bet, like now we can
put my handkerchief as.
Speaker 1: Saying okay, okay, yes, yes, I'll have the look back
of the episode, which when we were talking about which
one was the artificer. I'll look back on the there's
so many fucking characters, Clinia sit down and make character
sheets for everybody individually. Anyway, that's in case, Yes there
is an artificer. I just don't just don't personally remember
which one it does at the moment, but I have
the recording. It's there somewhere.
Speaker 5: So if we have an artificer, can we make a
fish cannon?
Speaker 1: You could if the captain approves that, Yeah, oh what
can a fish? You fire off the fish.
Speaker 9: In the whole bub.
Speaker 1: Artle fire the two not wow, fire the shark. To
imagine a shark cannon. That would be everything, just.
Speaker 6: A load free into a can.
Speaker 1: So last week the Leviathan, right, mm hmmm hmmm, is
that it?
Speaker 7: We killed them? Well, we didn't kill the little levi
Ath and we vanished it. And then.
Speaker 8: Davey yelled at the crew went into office.
Speaker 1: Everyone their job that was that was the episode before.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they already had their jobs and they.
Speaker 8: Uh, Leo and Davey had a conversation and he gave
her a map.
Speaker 4: Yes, and.
Speaker 7: That's all I remember.
Speaker 1: That's pretty much it. Because you went back to your quarters. Yeah,
he gave you the map and he decided to vanish
the moves that disappear, and then that was pretty much.
It's so Davy and Freed. Ye you both because Jacob
you're the other person that said all that, right, yeah,
so you both get five points. Split it five temporary
hit points each, or say session yay, yay, next week,
go go up to fifteen.
Speaker 8: Oh no, sorry, it's like my for some reason, my
hit points look kind of way I think with the
level of it messed up.
Speaker 10: With hit points.
Speaker 1: Let's me see your hit points. What kind of hit
points do you have in here?
Speaker 5: Oh short?
Speaker 1: I had no, I mean, so bou shut up, shut up.
To be fair, I had to go in and fix
Freed's cause Free it was all kinds of wonky. My
guy Freed had under.
Speaker 7: A big question are we doing max always?
Speaker 1: I'm always max period that's why.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 1: It's always max for me.
Speaker 7: It's long it's the long rest, That's what it was.
Speaker 8: I was like, why does it seem like it's a
lot lower than it's supposed to be my long rest.
Whenever you press long rest on the character, it resets
it to like the average hit points instead of having
Max And I'm like no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: That's fair. But now yeah, freedom over here is AC
was like thirteen and Max and HP was under a hundred,
and I'm like, hold the fuck up, this boy's a barbarian.
What the fuck do you mean that his his ACS thirteen? No,
there's something fishier foot. So I had to go in
and like, okay, let's figure the shit out.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, mine like mine, My hit points was like
at fifty and I was like that doesn't seem right.
Speaker 7: And then I look and it's like Max HP is
one seventeen and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, old, yeah, that looks about better. Thank you, Max
one seventeen. Yeah, okay, I'm not that go in and
figure out hmmm, because phrase is one sixteen?
Speaker 7: Do you want me to show you.
Speaker 1: Is? What's your con.
Speaker 7: H it's a plus two? Hold on manage HP. Oh
it's not it's not one seventeen. It's the seventeen because
I got that the the the temporary. So Max right
now is one set.
Speaker 5: One seventy.
Speaker 7: What the fuck is going on with my shield?
Speaker 4: That's weird?
Speaker 5: Old on?
Speaker 6: Well, Free doesn't have any armor on it actually just wears.
Speaker 5: A pair of pants.
Speaker 7: There we go. But why is it going up to
one seventeen? I think it's a thing that I have
one of my idels.
Speaker 1: Because on your roll twenty it's eighty three, a.
Speaker 7: No noteball that I don't use my roll twenty. I
use my I used Dan D beyond. I'll show you
the link.
Speaker 8: I'll show you the link.
Speaker 1: M that's so long?
Speaker 11: Mm hmm, okay, anyway, I just DMed you.
Speaker 7: I'm sending you the link.
Speaker 1: I average.
Speaker 9: Okay, mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Everybody else have any weird health pitches? You want to
get off the table now.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm trying to figure out for at least
HP max HP is one hundred and twelve.
Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, sure, I have this rash and it comes
up on.
Speaker 1: God Lord yours. How do you use? I don't think
that one's so average? Is one fifteen for max? That's
an extra?
Speaker 5: What? Well, real quick? What level character levels are you?
Speaker 1: It's everyone should be level eleven?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but if in case they're multi class, like what
good class are you?
Speaker 7: I'm bored to in fight to one?
Speaker 5: Okay, so which one did you take first? Bart or?
Actually doesn't matter? So so eighty ninety you should be
atting ninety plus your con what's your con mod o
plus two bar plus two ninety plus twenty two? So yeah,
that's one twelve because so so that's the hard Yeah,
bar third eight, So that's eight times ten for eighty
let's ten for your fighter and then twenty two for
your con mood.
Speaker 1: All right, So we got a barbarian here, that's level eleven.
His HP should be? Is max HP should be? What?
Speaker 5: So that's going to be twelve times eleven? What's gone?
So what's what's the con mod It's a three thirty
plus three so one thirty two plus thirty three six five?
Speaker 1: Okay, cool? Great, there you go, Jacob, you got one
sixty five. I did it? Cool text that got it?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 6: Reeds a b P boy.
Speaker 1: Huh because I end up giving you the minimum from
while I was looking as well, that's the average oopsie's
because because he had one one sixteen, I'm like, oh
that's the average. No, Now what's max quote one sixty
five with a AC of sixteen? Cool? That should be
if everyone else is HP good and at max?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, okay, I just want to make sure it's Gucci.
All right. So again, where we left off. Oh that
h hp Leo, My god, anyway we left off. It's
so low huh uh yeah, so low a little such
a little man. We left off last time with Davis.
Davey was giving a map in her captain's quarters by
Leo as he made a fabulous exit. And the map
maybe is to an island known as Myla, which is
in If you look in the discord that we have
for the campaign two maps, you can find a map
of the island. There only there's only one current empire
or nation on said island. It's known as the Empire
of Germania, and everywhere else is known as the Dark Wood.
The capital of said empire is Volton or sorry, Vilton
is the name of the capital where the where is
ruled by a queen. But that is all the information
you have so far. You are probably about a day
or two journey away from said island at the current
speed you were going. If you really haul ass in
the morning, you could probably get there by at the
end of the day. If you haul ass otherwise all time,
probably take like a day day and a half to
get there.
Speaker 7: Okay, so.
Speaker 1: What is everyone doing tonight? Do you do y'all? Have
the players. Do you have anything you want to do
during the night or do you want to get just
straight to the next morning, or does the captain want
to do anything before everyone goes? Everyone wan late, does
their jobs or go to better or whatever. Do you
have anything you want to do before the next morning.
Speaker 3: I'm having a moment in the mess hall.
Speaker 1: You're having a Disney moment in the messhall. What do
you mean?
Speaker 6: A Disneys and pads?
Speaker 4: To make me dinner?
Speaker 3: To make myself a snack.
Speaker 1: Make yourself a snack.
Speaker 7: The cook should there?
Speaker 5: He is?
Speaker 1: He's like the cook is? Which one? Who's the cook?
Speaker 7: The cook is the can't find it?
Speaker 4: Briggs was the cook.
Speaker 7: Briggs was the gunner.
Speaker 1: Briggs was the gunner.
Speaker 7: Massa gonna oh show show got it?
Speaker 1: Show? The half orco or the he's your half work
or for work halfwork half half work show. Yeah, he's
down there and he's he walks in because here's ruckus
his in the in the kitchen area, and he's like
what the fuck. He walks in there and sees all
the all these objects moving around and he kind of
just looks looks at Leo and the kind of just
slowly just backs out and leaves. He's like, I'm not
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 3: Was like slob squatting on the table while all this
is going on around him, like patches from our souls,
just squatting on top of the table while his food
is being made.
Speaker 6: And they're singing, singing.
Speaker 1: Having your VR guest, it's food, glorious food, glorious food.
Speaker 6: Oh god, yeah, expecting you to say they were singing
the O guess.
Speaker 1: That's why it's expecting Okay, Oh no, no, no, they're singing.
Speaker 3: They're singing the song from Little Mermaid, the one that
the chef sings. And he's about to cook Sebastian.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh god, what poor unfortunate crab is? Is
Leo trying to cook today?
Speaker 5: From the poor unfortunate? So die in the.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: No, anyways, so that's happening. What is everyone else.
Speaker 5: Going in the kitchen and telling them to shut up
because the pots and pants are lowed?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you walk it, you walk down under the
ship and you see show is kind of just standing
there just watching all the pots and pans and shit,
just dancing around magically. And you see the scene with Leo.
Speaker 5: I'm just like do you have to be so so loud?
Why are there so many pots and pants moving?
Speaker 1: Okay, Leo, is that hypnotic pattern that you're casting? You
create a twisting pattern colors that waves to the air instead
of a thirty foot cube within range. Pattern appears for
a moment and vanishes. Each creature area sees the pattern
must make a wisdom saving throat. On a failed save,
the creature becomes charmed for the duration. Well the charm
while charmed by this spell of the creature is has
zero speed, incapacitated, and the spell ends for an infect
your creature if it takes any damage. All right, well,
I mean bubbles, roll me a wisdom save. See if
you get hypnotized by this pattern?
Speaker 5: Oh sorryng, there we go.
Speaker 1: And you for wisdom. You're all basic role right wrong?
Speaker 5: Or is this a charm effect?
Speaker 1: Or this is a charmed effect?
Speaker 5: Yes, so I think I might be once. Uh, you
have immunity to the charmed and frightened condition reach while
you are reading and reading while you're reading, Yeah, I'm
not reading? So what does it do?
Speaker 4: Again?
Speaker 1: So you become charmed. If you were to fail, you're
incapacitated and your your speed drops a zero. Can't you
just stand.
Speaker 5: Huh Oh, I didn't realize what it's called, you cats,
it was hitting on a clatter. Yeah, yeah, I'm just dazed.
Speaker 1: You're dumbed down about this beautiful pattern.
Speaker 3: Sense of childlike wondering, amazement at what's going on.
Speaker 6: It's like watching The Little Mermaid for the first.
Speaker 3: Time, any Disney movie for the first time. And then uh,
I will do that finish, take my very elaborate sandwich
and poof, disappear the puff of fur and and and
just just Disney magic.
Speaker 1: And I'll make that even better as you as right
before you poof, you have this dramatic moment where you
raise the sandwich in the sky gets some godly scent sandwich,
and all the pots and pans are floating around you.
And when you poof and the chart and the head
none pattern ends, the pots and pants fall to the ground,
making a loud ass noise that echoes throughout the ship.
Pots and pants plates all just fall to the ground.
Speaker 5: What what what just happened?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: I don't care about this anymore, and I'm just gonna
walk away.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna run to visit. Keep the sound.
Speaker 1: Do you run downstairs? You run below you, Davy, and
you see Jo just kind of like walk around going
my puffs, my pants. He's slowly just picking them up,
and you just see this mess of this pans and
broken plates.
Speaker 4: A plate that is.
Speaker 3: High level with Davy that has sandwich on it has
a little a little uh toothpick with a little piece
of paper that says, Davy.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I don't trust that. The player doesn't
trust that. What what the bloody hell is going on
down here?
Speaker 1: Joe stands up, pops his back as he's trying as
he's does not want to bend over and pick up
some from the floor because he has to pick up
pants and pots and glass and ship. He's like, it
was a little broken anything.
Speaker 3: It would have just been the pots.
Speaker 1: M h, just be the pots. Okay, he's breaking up
pots and sobbing. He's like it was the Wizard Captain.
Speaker 8: Does everybody know that he's a wizard?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks to you.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It's like it was the Wizard Captain. He antimated he
animated my pots and hands and had them dancing around.
As he grunts and grumbles as he goes around picking
everything up.
Speaker 7: Well, I guess this is just going to be a
common occurrence. Then do you need any help?
Speaker 1: He politely shakes and says, hey's no, Captain, I got this.
I got this. You go enjoy the rest of you cann't.
I'm sure you have plenty of other stuff to need
to take care of currently. So I got this, captain.
Speaker 8: Okay, I nod and.
Speaker 1: And he says, if you need any food or drink
throughout the night or whatnot, just don't hesitate to ask
her wake him up if needed. If you need something
made or brought up to you.
Speaker 7: She says, thank you, don't stay up too late. You
have a long day tomorrow. Yeah, And I just I
start checking like all the other.
Speaker 8: Stations and seeing if there's anything that needs extra hands.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: You walk around the ship and everyone seems to be
doing their thing they're supposed to be. Uh now they
during the night, there is a I would assume there
would be a skeleton crew kind of just patrolling the
ship and they'll it will alternate throughout the night. Throughout
the nights, so it wouldn't be the same people every night.
But everything seems to be Gucci, nothing out of the ordinary.
Everyone's perfectly fine doing their thing. They it's quiet on
the up above on the ocean as the ship is
sailing through. What is everyone else doing? Tama Uh Colby.
Speaker 4: Contemplating whether I'm part of this crew and I'm having
the produce flame out, or if I visiting somebody somebody
what Scarlett? I was like, what the fuck is her name?
Speaker 1: Scarlet? Sailing the ship that missed, that missed? How are
you doing? Scarlet would be at the helmet the ship,
kind of just guiding it while getting everything set so
she can go hit the hay for the night. She's
waiting for someone to kind of take her spot and
make sure it keeps on track. It would be I
don't know, we could have literally anybody.
Speaker 5: Who's a.
Speaker 1: Oh god, who's has a job that which one of
the creamers has a job that can fit really anywhere.
I guess that makes sense. I kind of catch all.
Speaker 7: Me me, oh free.
Speaker 1: Deckheads.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Boffice okay, oh no for office okay cool. So
she's she's up there a office explaining the direction to
take and make sure it stays on course, and Boffice
is like, okay, okay, can you explain this to me
one more time please? And she's like, so she's explaining
to him, explaining to him how this works and what
direction to take and make sure the ship stays on course.
He's like, okay, cool, and she's like do you have
this He's like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He's like she's like, are you sure, and he's like yes, yes, ma'am. Yeah, Okay,
keep this direction and he points off to the west
and she's like, she moves his arm to the north.
That's your action. And he's like all right, yes, yes.
So she's just like, God, God's help us as she
walks down from office and she's sez you Toma, because
I'm assuming you were waiting for her.
Speaker 4: Correct let's stay on my consecurity detail or and we
just wrapping a bump into each other each other. It's
a coincidence, nothing more co Okay.
Speaker 1: You bump into her? Kiss the girl? La, No, they'd
be that way. Where kiss the girl?
Speaker 7: Whoa whoao?
Speaker 1: We are we are not we are not affiliated by Disney.
But please Disney, if you're listening, bumps, the results take
some Disney money.
Speaker 6: You really want to get in bed with Disney?
Speaker 5: I mean, why not? Maybe in moving Disney World.
Speaker 1: Potentially potentially I don't see that happening, but potentially, I
know I don't have.
Speaker 6: Too much working.
Speaker 1: Steep up in the scarlet. What do you say? How
are you going to start the conversation?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: I don't really know exactly like that everything I just
and as you do that.
Speaker 1: She's like, hi him, A good thing to start off.
Speaker 4: What Hannah, Well hi them.
Speaker 1: She's like, hello, how and she goes, how's your night been?
I been seeing that you been doing security kind of
patrol of the ship. How's that been going for you today?
Speaker 4: I mean the little kids soon me that fire things
keep me company.
Speaker 1: You see the little fire in the background. They almost
have like they don't talk abby, but like they kind
of just like ooh like I haul thegether going?
Speaker 4: Oh Like it was like that glare side I just like,
don't you can obviously feel them looking at side eye.
Speaker 1: Have both of you in the side eyeing each other.
And if they could smile, they would smile me like,
oh my god, are they're gonna Oh my god, look
at them. If the flames could talk, they would spill
the tea. So yeah, she's as, how your knight's ben
And then he goes into a rant and how like god,
she hopes Boffas has it under control, because you look
up behind her, you see Boffa's kind of like kind
of friendly looking. He's like and he's just steering the ship,
and the ship for a second goes kind of flows
over a little bit because he kind of steers a
little too far to the right. And he fixes it.
It goes on, it goes back on route.
Speaker 7: Does anybody lose their step?
Speaker 1: Like it's something drastic, but it's more like.
Speaker 4: Or the difficulent of seeing a cardboard box in the
road and you get the swerved.
Speaker 3: Yeahs again, you're my pads.
Speaker 1: I just think them. Are you just here for the
top tag?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Up behind both?
Speaker 1: Yes? You So you pop up behind uh bofus Boffice
Boffas bubbles, What do you do?
Speaker 5: Uh, I'm gonna just like sneak up behind him and
I'm just going to uh like put my hands on
his shoulders like real hard and be like better keep
it steady.
Speaker 1: And he's surprised. You're surprised. He's like, guess he does
like that like the hand to his forehead salute. He's like,
get spamy, like stiff as a board and just.
Speaker 5: Your hands are not on the wheel.
Speaker 1: Yes they are.
Speaker 5: I think you said they were sleeping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hand, one hand, and he kind of just
grabs all like death grip, just like steps aboard and
kind of just sears the ship.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna pat him on the back really hard
and be like, it's fine, You're doing fine. Just watch
out for that rock up ahead.
Speaker 4: He's like what rock?
Speaker 1: And Scarlett looks up and sees all that, and she's like,
oh god, he has killed h I hope your knight's
going better than this. Oh, but you're not having any
problems with any other crew, as Scarlett says a tama.
Speaker 4: No, no, no problems here. Good God, I'm sure it'll
be fine.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I mean I want to say the phrase,
what's the worst that could happen? A storm rolls in
or the moon comes back and something falls out the
moon into the ocean. Again, here we go again. No,
She's just like, God, I hope. So so she's like, so,
what do you plan on doing for the lesson the night?
Because I unless you're doing security all night, Tamah.
Speaker 4: Is that dependent on like what either player want or
is that depend on like, okay.
Speaker 1: Captain, do you want to be part of the night
grew because it's going to alternate throughout the crew every night,
So you want to do the first night of like
an all night air type thing. You could if you want.
If not, you don't have to. You can say that
you're just waiting for your replacement to come back, which
we could choose somebody else.
Speaker 4: I'll do the replacement option. It was just like early
night patrol and then someone shows up and like, Okay,
they're gonna be up until like the dawn shows up.
Speaker 1: So we'll say, like Tundra, the other half work is
replacing you, because we might have it where the crew
members all have their certain jobs, but some of them
are kind of everyone dabbles in a little bit of
everything they're not clueless on, so not everyone's clues on everything, Abby.
So yeah, Tundra will replace you. And then as you
guys continue talking, Tundra comes up and he's like and
he takes up your spot. As you can know, retreat
for the night and do whatever you want to do
with Scarlet or you want to retreat back to your
bed or whatnot. So it depends on which you want
to do. You want to talk to if any you
guys want to talk to a deity of any kind.
You're more well can do that as well. Let me know.
So you got you got a bunch.
Speaker 4: Of sidrumping kids. I might want to have a conversation
with the Winter and Soul at some point, but we
don't have to expound on it.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I have everything planned for everyone that has
a deity. I have planned something for every single person
just in case. So keeping that in mind. For anyone
that has the God or some entity they can they
speak to, keep that in mind. I plan for everything.
So what are you and Scarlet gunna?
Speaker 5: Do?
Speaker 4: I mean? We could talk the night away? Or maybe
like dy denight it'll be like okay, I got to
go to sleep for real. Okay, maybe there's a dream
where it's like okay, here's Winter and Soul. How disappointed them?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right?
Speaker 4: Sleep?
Speaker 1: All right? Cool? So you Tom and you and Scarlet
kind of just I'll find a nice little quiet spot
and you talk the night away for a few hours
and then you guys, as night continues, you guys eventually
head off to bed. Do you do you go to
your own bed or does somebody come with you? Or
do you go with somebody else, Tom.
Speaker 4: I go to my own bed out of social ignorance.
Speaker 1: Oh got it, got it, got it. So as you're
walking back, Skirl, it's like, so, my bed's over here.
It's on the opposite end from yours, just like I'm
coming over here. Yes, she's kind of hinting it. You're
talking that much. She's like, oh okay, and.
Speaker 4: She more hits than that for me to pick up
on it.
Speaker 1: She's like, good night, Tama. She's kind of just looking confused,
like what.
Speaker 4: She's like, damn, just the stupid and it's this, it's
the second.
Speaker 12: Not me about to play kiss the girl, Kiss the girl,
the full of the crab and everything.
Speaker 1: Crab.
Speaker 12: But then as soon as like he says I'll keep
that in mind and walks away, you just hear the
record skip a beat, It's.
Speaker 1: Like, and then you hear the birds outside. Did he
do it?
Speaker 5: Did it?
Speaker 7: Come on?
Speaker 6: You know we practiced for two hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just lay Scarlet kind of dumbo and she's
like what, okay, good night. She turns around and just
goes to recorders to go to bed. Confused as all hell.
Tama hopelessly confused. Did not catch the head?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Plus I don't know if he's confused. He's just like, Okay,
I know where she sleeps. So I guess if I
ever needed for like an emergency or something, I'll be
sure the.
Speaker 1: Air quotes, air quotes and emergency. Oh no, I need
my uh, I need some attention.
Speaker 4: I need to borrow sugar. Can I use your sugar?
Give me some sugar? Yes, exactly?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Oh tma. All right, So you go
to bed and you have a thing with the god
cool before we get into that. Who has not had
a moment? Freed and Colby and Bubbles, what are you
doing for the rest of the night. Are y'all any
of y'all going to bed? And when staying up all night?
What's happening?
Speaker 12: So Freed is at okay? So o God, I gotta
learn my I gotta learn my ship. Lingo the very
front of he's on the top deck and on right here,
he's right here, gonna move them.
Speaker 1: Okay, at the bow, you're at the bow.
Speaker 12: I'm at the bow, and he he has Caspian summoned,
and he's I guess you could.
Speaker 6: I guess he's just getting.
Speaker 12: To know the the living weapon, because so does Caspian
talk or is he just communicate by like feeling.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 1: Caspian will can communicate with you telepathically, okay, so you
can have conversations with him. The only person, the only
people that can communicate with Caspian is the person that's
holding So if someone else were to hold the weapon
and Caspian deems it, so can communicate with them if
that whoever on whoever's holding it, So for a view,
he's only communicating with you, and no one else will
technically know that it's a living weapon unless you reveal it. Now,
I do see that the blade is looks like it's
almost made out of water and like constantly moving waves,
but most people can toss it up to oh, it's
just some magical frightens because everyone got some form of
magical weapon or a magical item in some sort. So
no one else would know what that's technically alive unless
you give that away and tell someone. But that'd be
on you if you let anyone know. Otherwise, Caspian will
just talk with.
Speaker 5: You, okay.
Speaker 12: So I'm just asking Kaspian some questions, like just to
get an idea of like romulus h huh, like so
I guess like, uh, so I'm just gonna do thischaracter.
Speaker 6: So Caspian, right, do you hear.
Speaker 1: A very almost again almost an like a teenage teenager? Yes,
that is my name.
Speaker 12: So okay, So if Caspian is a teenage basically a
teenager boy, yeah, he and Freed are pretty much the
same age because Freda is still a teenager.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're more roundabout the same age as as far
as like that's the case, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, So.
Speaker 12: Do you know do you have any idea why you're
why Romulus chose me?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 6: Why me?
Speaker 1: You hear silence, and then Caspian says, I don't know
why why you were why you were chosen? I got
a feeling that awkward silence. These gifts. I missed these
gifts in the disc card. Well, we're playing listeners. You
can't see these. But let me tell you if the
discord could talk, Oh god, where was I? I don't
know what cats She's like, I don't know why you
were chosen, but I had a feeling in an image
of the person that I was destined to be wilded by,
and it happened to be you. I didn't know who
you were, but with the help of my father, we've
found you sail in the seas.
Speaker 6: Okay, So I'm supposed to protect you.
Speaker 1: Right, Yes, you are the fisher king, the protector of.
Speaker 5: Ih me this.
Speaker 6: Okay, which, yeah, I respect that, and I'm certainly going to.
Speaker 4: Do my best.
Speaker 6: But who am I protecting you from? Or what am
I supposed to protect you from?
Speaker 1: I again awkward silence from anyone that would misuse me.
The idea from what my father tells me, is a
person good of nature should wield me to make sure
I don't all the corruption.
Speaker 12: Okay, over the table, I'm sorry. I'm sorry with the
direction i'm taking free. That's uh, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 7: You're spoiling yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm taking up heart. I'm taking enough heart.
Speaker 6: Out, Okay.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I am to be wielded by somebody pure of
heart and good of nature. If I fall, If I fall,
that's dangerous for the seas.
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 5: Then? Well, well I have you here.
Speaker 6: Let's get to know each other. Let's see what you
can do.
Speaker 1: As you say that, the trident lows and night's pretty blue,
kind of like you know those images of the algae
that glow in the dark. Yeah, on some show, I
can't remember what what those algae are called, but they
glow in the dark or whatnot. You see like the
pretty green hue or whatever. Yeah, the trident glows like that.
You spend your night messing around with the weapon, figuring
out why can I cannot do? And stuff? I'm listening.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 1: Cool. So, so you spend the night kind of springing
a weapon around and you're finding out a few things
about what it can what it can do, as well
as you ask Caspian a bunch of questions like what
can you do for the listeners? You'll find out in combat.
But yeah, so you can see you spend the night
getting the No Caspian as a weapon and a living thing,
addresses itself as an object and a person, and it's
a loving weapon, yes, but you kind of get the
vibe that there's something more to Caspian than just being
a weapon. But you obviously you're not quite sure on
what what's going on completely, Like you're kind of like
you're missing a couple of piece, important pieces, but you
feel that you'll discover them, as do you wield Caspian.
So there's reasons and things that you don't know, but
you're not too worried about it, like everything will everything
will reveal itself in time, because there's somethings Caspian doesn't
even know about it self. I mean, he's young. It
refers to himself as he as well he and or
it because again I reversed itself as a person and
a weapon and object. So it's kind of it's very weird.
Speaker 6: Like it doesn't know it'sself, like it doesn't know.
Speaker 1: If it if it because it says it's a It
acts like a person obviously, and it's a calls himself,
refers to himself as he. But at the same time,
it's confused why it's like this, Why it's like that,
because obviously he's a weapon and he's an object, so
he's confused about himself as well. So you both are
kind of just like learning as you go, because Casmin
doesn't even know doesn't know everything about itself for himself either.
He just remembers one day being being made and his
father and him traveling the seas the final Wheelder, and
he found you. He tracked you down and decided that
you will be the Fisher king and protect the weapon.
And for those of you listeners who don't know. The
Fisher King is an Arthenian lower reference. It's the protector
of the Holy Grail. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: If you don't know, you should.
Speaker 1: Put that at the end of the episode, edited in later. Yeah, yeah,
oh no, that's under good. Yeah yeah, but yeah, so
fraid are you gonna be doing that for the night?
Where are you going to bed?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm gonna like be practicing, like I'm gonna just
practice to try it for now kind of like a
couple more hours and then then he's gonna go to bed.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so you'll be doing that for the night.
Next up? Who's next? Colby and Bubbles? Who wants to go? Next?
Way y'all doing for the rest of the night before
we go over the tauma?
Speaker 9: Go ahead, Bubbles, I'm waiting on for to wait until
the very last person.
Speaker 5: I mean, Bubbles is probably just gonna go up on
the top of the deck, find a decent spot, probably
watch watch all that uh stuff with the of cas
being and the weapon happened, and just be like, I'm
going to get myself into.
Speaker 1: You just see him kind of looking at the weapon
almost like he's talking to it. But no, one's saying anything,
and then he gets up and starts like swinging around
trying to figure it out what the weapon does. But
to you, it looks like he's It's awkward. It's awkward
watching from outside perspective because you're not hearing the conversation
that's going on in their head. And I was like,
that's a weird one.
Speaker 5: I'm probably just gonna find my cel phone in the
crow's nest, okay, and then.
Speaker 1: Falls asleep or stay up all night.
Speaker 5: I'm probably gonna stay up most of the night.
Speaker 1: Mkay, okay, and Koby, what you doing? Okay?
Speaker 9: So similar how I did a walk through when I
first got on the ship. Basically going to do the
same thing, except a little different this time. Okay, I'm
going to activate my all seeing kittie form.
Speaker 1: Okay, bet, I'm.
Speaker 9: Basically, yeah, gonna be going around and taking just a
look at everyone just to see if there's anything I
need to keep an eye out. I'm gonna do it stealthily.
Speaker 1: Too, so okay, oh okay, Oh you don't have anymer okay,
so twenty eight Yeah, you stealthily just walk around and
you kind of use your true site, your kiddie site,
and you kind of just observe everybody.
Speaker 9: So specific people. I'm curious about what do I see
when I look at the sword?
Speaker 1: And when you see when you see the triton and
Freedom or tried, yes, you see when you see for
you don't see anything well oh that's oh gosh, oh oh,
I didn't think of that.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 1: With Freed, you see him as he is, the big
humanoid wolf, but something seems a bit weird about him.
You can't quite put your finger on what it is
because he doesn't look out all the ordinary or anything,
but something kind of something SEMs weird. You're again you
can't really tell the tell the difference of what like
you're looking at because you see Freed as you normally
see him, but there's something, there's something going on there
that you can't quite figure out. Now the Sult, now
that the trident you see Caspian, the blade is again
formed from what looks to be moving water waves and
and you there's a lot of magic coming from this weapon.
It's radiating like this powerful aura of magic and power,
and you feel a sense of the ocean from it.
But as well as it's living. You kind of get
the vibe that something's going on with it, like you're
not sure exactly what you're like, there's something real, weird
and interesting going on with this weapon. It's excuding a force.
It's very similar to life because when you look at people,
you can see like their aura, you can see like
an aura around them that shows like, hey, you know
living people, and that's what you've that's what you've learned.
Every living thing has these type of aura and energy
around them that kind of correlate to them living. This
Frightened is showing the same thing. Okay, because Freed hasn't
said anything about casting being alive, but you're seeing the
same thing that you see with every person on this
on this boat, So that kind of weird you out too.
Those two are very weird interesting.
Speaker 9: Okay, who's next? I guess Bubbles is closest to anything interesting.
Speaker 1: Bubbles as you're walking, as you're climbing on the ship,
you get on top of the crows net, on the
crows nest, you look, you look down at Bubbles as
you're on the railing. Bubbles. Nothing different, nothing weird really
with Bubbles. It's she's a normal orc. There's not She's
not hiding anything as far as like her gape or
form or anything of that nature.
Speaker 5: I am carrying a tooth, though she is.
Speaker 1: Carrying a big old she's she has a big old
tooth around in her arm for the Leviathan. It's a
very large Loveathan tooth. But nothing weird. Things are y.
We will flags about it's all okay, not at all.
Speaker 2: I guess I'll just go through the crew then, and
just to make sure there's nothing alarming or like that,
I need to kind of, okay, keep an eye on.
Speaker 1: So everybody in the crew seems perfectly normal except for
three people, well four question mark, So going through them,
uh office, he's driving the ship currently, keep it on course.
When you look at him, the aura that's coming from
him is almost as bright as the moon in this
as the moon in the sky. Like it's like it's
shining light, and it's it's almost it's not blinding, but
you're just like, oh, it's gone like a diamond. Yeah,
you know, like that's weird, okay, And then you move
over to the captain and nothing, nothing really seems that
weird about the captain except for the fact of like
she's surrounded by this thick purple aura. That's almost like
when you look at her, you don't even you don't
really see her. You see like this thick smoke that's
her aura that's kind of surrounding her. And then for
a split second you think you see a spark of lightning,
but you're like, nah, I'm not saying nothing. It's just
really weird. The her oars is like a deep purple
and real thick. Okay, uh, who's nah? Check your phone?
Speaker 2: Roll me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, somebody is sending me something. Oh what could
this be?
Speaker 4: M m.
Speaker 1: Uh huh okay, all right. So you're walking around the
ship and you come across. You go on your deck.
You see show the cook normal, you see Leo. Lots
of magic going on there. You do see something on
it's person.
Speaker 9: A.
Speaker 1: You see an object that's on his person that is
I can't queule on it. He's hiding it. But there's something.
Speaker 4: See he's hiding inside of it.
Speaker 1: He's hiding it. Oh, he's hiding inside of it. There
you see. So we see what a briefcase right here
right all right? See we see a chest that shows
that excludes very powerful magic and yeah, cool, well, well
i'll edit that out. You see when you go down there,
you see show and then the back you see a
chest that is showing lots of coming from hm and like,
where the fuck did this come from? And then you
kind of just like okay, cool, whatever, and then you
kind of.
Speaker 5: Go on.
Speaker 1: And then you go over to Scarlet and Tama. Who
do you want to see first? Because they are on
opposite ends of the second level in the Scarlet see
you all go over to Scarlet and you see her
as she truly is a not a human humanoid fox
vulpics vulpus, kind of like Tama presents himself, but he
sees through the humanoid illusion and you see a right
like Redford hemoid fox that's hiding behind the illusion of
a human and humanoid a human woman.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you see.
Speaker 1: You see her nine tails that she's hiding the kind
of the kind of paricle, so they're kind of just
floating around there within the illusion. Yeah. Oh, we'll get
to that. We'll get to that. I got something planned
for you, Juliet, next Tauma. When you get to Tama, uh,
he you see the hemoroid opous form that he normally
sees and you see that he has two tails currently.
But the more you look at him. Something seems wrong.
You see underneath his jaw, right at the base, right
at the base of his jawers jaw neck meat, you
see what looks like another like a line there. You
swear you see teeth, like another mouth at the base
of his jaw, where his john neck meet there's another mouth.
Oh and that kind of alarms you.
Speaker 4: A little bit. Yeah, okay, I forgot I had that.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, kind of alarms you.
Speaker 6: A little bit.
Speaker 1: You swear you see teeth where I get split second
like gets breath like the mouth is breathing like he
normally is. But you're just like, hah hah. Cat stops, narrows,
eyes backs up slowly, and he's like, uh huh. Keep
that for mental record, because when you're in, you're not in.
You're all seeing kitty cat form. You don't notice, you
don't see it. But with this you see it.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So that's the only thing wrong with Tommy you see,
is that. And that's pretty much everybody on this ship.
Everyone else seems normal. Oh okay, So roll.
Speaker 9: Me a.
Speaker 1: Mmm, what would I would I roll? Uh roll me
a per me perception because I don't want to say
what you're trying to what you're what I'm trying to
have you roll for, because I don't want to give
it away.
Speaker 2: Ah, if you want me to just roll a D
twenty and then you can look at my.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes it's roll a D twenty and I'll look
at your modifier. I don't want I don't want to
give away what I'm trying to have your roll for.
Oh fuck, yeah, you don't see anything. It's fine. So
you're looking around and nothing else seems out of the ordinary.
And yeah, so what do you plan on doom for
the rest of the night.
Speaker 9: Ah, well, you'll keep in mind the things that he's
seen and yeah, you know, yeah, are going in the night,
we'll go to bed.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you going to go to bed as your
ginger cat or backing your humanoid or your to bacsi.
Speaker 9: To bacsi form coo.
Speaker 1: See you come back into a tobacsi and you head
off to bed. So everybody that's uh so, Tama Kobe,
Bubbles and Davy Davy are you going to bed? Are
you staying up?
Speaker 7: Who is everybody else going to bed?
Speaker 1: Well, there are some people that are staying up, like
Fred staying up, and then some of the other crew
members are gonna be up for the all night ship.
But what was Davy doing? She going to bed eventually? Yes, okay,
So so Tama, Colby, Davy, and Bubbles roll me a
d twenty.
Speaker 7: Wow, that's a ten, all right.
Speaker 1: So Davey's ten, Toma's fifteen, Juliette's nineteen, and Isaac is
or Colby is a six. Okay, cool, So we're gonna
do Juliet, Tama, Davey, and Colby will be the order
we're going to this. Juliet, As you are sleeping, you
are having a dream, a nightmare, a nightmare of a
nightmare of the events of your clan, the village you
are from being destroyed. You don't see it's because your
backstory is that you come from a village that was
destroyed by a dragon and you're looking for something to
destroy said dragon. Correct, yes, okay, So you are reliving
those last moments in the village as everything is in
fire and flame and people are screaming and running, as
the ground shakes, and what looks to be mountains are
a big because you're at the base of a huge,
huge mountain and it's almost like the mountain is moving.
You and your tribe know this mountain by its name,
but you also know it as the mountain Father. This
is the largest mountain and the thing to create the
dragon that gave birth to all the mountains of the realm.
You are from the realm of Dragons, which is named
you look at my lore because I wrote this, because
I luckily I have this written down uh Dreganium, and
this realm, this is the largest mountain in your village.
Happens to be at the base of it, as well
as others on the other side of the mountain. But
for whatever reason, this mountain seem to be the all
fathers thought to be asleep. Wakes up and the mountain
looks like it's just it's moving, and it destroys everything
as it kind of gets itself up out of the ground,
lifting up earth and destroying everything as it's coming up.
So you're reliving the last moments of your tribe as
you're trying to run away from this catastrophic incident of trauma,
and you get swallowed up in the smoke of earth
and fire, and you stand there in the midst of
the rubble as the last one standing. Of course, you
know this as you were the sole survivor of the
destruction of your village, and that's what starts you on
your journey. As this nightmare concludes, you look in the
distance and you see this mountain that now you see
as the dragon drags the all father, the mountain father,
the mountain Father moving, destroying whatever it says. Way, and
then you wake up with rage. You'll be raging now
in your fits of your rage? Are you going to
do anything as a reaction of your fit of your rage?
Speaker 5: Do I recognize I'm still in the ship?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: You look up when you wake up, you see that
you're staring at the sky from the crow's nest, and
your body, almost like a reaction, goes into rage.
Speaker 5: Okay, if I recognize I'm still in the ship, then
I'm just knowing that I'm incredibly mad. I just had
a traumatic nightmare. I'm probably just going to jump off
and go uh and dive into the water, just kind
of calm myself.
Speaker 1: Okay, So as you dive into the water, everyone that's
ups going what you hear like the rumbling of you
getting up, and then they're all looking up and they're
like Mob's is like hello, and she sees you dive
into the water, and one of the crew members is
goes up to bobus like, should we be worried? And
I'm like and Boba's like, no, I think she can
get I think she'll be fine.
Speaker 5: Keeping I'm also going to enlarge before I do that.
Speaker 1: Okay, then that makes yeah, that makes sense. And then
he's like, she's I think she will be fine. Just
keep an eye on her if you can. Of course,
the crew members all nod, and Bob it's like, if
it's kinds of problem, we'll notify the captain immediately. So
the fact that you're in large and you've done this before,
they're not too worried about it, but they're going to
keep tabs on, keep tabs on where you're at some
but as you dive into the water, oh, we're gonna oh, okay,
as you dive into the water, let me get your
icon right quick, and we're gonna we're gonna do some stuff.
We're gonna do, do do do all right. So, as
you dive into the water, are you swimming deep into
the sea or are you swimming at surface level? What
are you doing?
Speaker 5: How fast is the ship moving?
Speaker 1: Uh? The ship's moving at a decent it's not like
high speed, but it's enough to keep track on like
on their destination where and where you guys are trying
to go to the empire. So it's going on at
decent speed, but it's not like it's not like it's
going to outrun you. You could get back to the
ship if you need, if needed to depend on which
direction or what or where you're going.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if I'm not in like threat of losing the ship,
I'd probably go really deep.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you go really deep into the ocean, and
you see as you get deeper, you see a purple
light towards the As you get deeper, and you feel
the sense of something calling.
Speaker 5: You, oh, I'm going to go directly to that.
Speaker 1: You go directly to that.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: So you go pretty deep and you get down to
this what looks to be a purple aura almost looks
like just like this or this like aura of pure
magic almost almost looks like a flame, And it's like
this deep purple that is floating before you. It's rating
in this purple light that's shining on you and kind
of illuminating the area. As you get close to it,
you feel this bubble that forms around your head so
you're able to breathe air this deep and the flame
takes the form of a very giant what looks to
be a woman much larger than you. You're assuming this
is a deity of some sort or that's to your conclusion. Okay,
I change the map. I changed the map right, Yes, okay? Cool?
So she this this flame, purple flame, giant woman. Uh,
presents herself to you and she looks at you and
smiles with a very charming nature. It's like bubbles.
Speaker 5: We finally meet, Yes, we finally meet, and you are.
Speaker 1: I'm the Fani, a goddess and one that's willing to
help you on your journey, on your personal mission.
Speaker 5: And my mission would be, what.
Speaker 1: If you're wanting to kill a dragon, but not just
sunny dragon, You're wanting to kill the great the Mountain.
Speaker 5: Father Bragis, and you're willing to help.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm willing to help, yes, but I would
also need your help and return with something, yes, because
you can't get something for nothing, My dear, I can
lead you or give you the coordinates to a weapon
that you could come across from your journey. At some point,
I'll let you. I will give you said coordinates or
notify you when you get close to it. But there
is a weapon that is formed from two that could
kill that dragon. All I ask in return is someone
will reveal themselves to you and your crew, and I
need you to make sure they survive, protect them with
your life.
Speaker 5: Are you going to tell me who that one is?
Speaker 1: You will know when they make their presence known.
Speaker 5: I mean, sure, make someone protect someone from dying, and
I get a weapon to kill a dragon. Is that
what you're saying?
Speaker 1: Very much? So you protect this person that I have
interest in, and you get a god killing weapon or
it will help lead you to a god killing weapon.
Speaker 5: So how does this work? You give me a compass,
a map, You point the direction.
Speaker 1: And she starts. Her body starts complortalizing into the orea again.
You will know when time bubbles. Until then, keep your
eye out. They will make their appearance soon. We will
be in touch as her body disappears into the purple aura,
into the deep blue sea, and the bubble. When she vanishes,
When the purple light vanishes and you just surround by
the darkness of the sea, the bubble pops a few minutes.
Speaker 5: A minute later, I mean, I'm at that point in time.
I guess I'm gonna fly, sorry, not fly, swim up.
Speaker 1: Mmm. So you swim up and you pop your head
up out of the water and you see the ship there.
It's a little ways away, but it's not too far
where you can't get to it be sided too. All right,
So that is Bubbles, what are you doing for the
rest of the night. But was you eventually going back
on the ship or are you staying in are you swimming?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna sim back to the ship.
Speaker 1: Back to the ship, went back to ship and get
back on the ship. Do you go back up to
the crows nest after?
Speaker 5: No, We're probably going to head over to my crew quarters.
Speaker 1: Okay, see, head over back to your cruise quarters and
retire there for the night.
Speaker 5: I guess I haven't actually cleaned one of these quarters yet.
Speaker 1: We can do that.
Speaker 4: Actually, that's gonna.
Speaker 1: We can do that off recording. You can figure out
who's who's it's, what's it's because as many beds as
there are people.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, both typically crew members double up on beds
one day, one night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Bubbles, that is this Bubbles doing. Next up
on the list is Tama. Oh my god. Okay, so Tama,
you are asleep correct, yeah, lovely, lovely, we would love
that for you. So as you're sleeping, you have a
very familiar you are dreaming, and then all of a sudden,
you're taking I have said, dream of whatever you're doing,
your dream about Scarlet, use your imagination.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: You are ying down all the dream and you were
thrown into this spacelike void and you are very familiar
with this setting. And you are standing before or two goddesses,
the goddess the Primorental goddess of death Soul and the
primorial gods of life Winter, and they're kind of and
they're looking down at you as you see these other
souls start popping up. Oh wait, you haven't devoured all
these souls, have you? Or did you?
Speaker 4: I think it was just two souls, so you still
haven't eaten. But there was that one dude who was like, no,
just if I eat my entire body.
Speaker 1: There was that, So you ate the cleric Julio, and
then you ate the.
Speaker 4: Wait.
Speaker 1: That was Harold, Harold, Harold, Harold, sorry Harold, Hell, Yah,
what the fuck? Harold? So yeah, it was the cleric.
And then you ate the demon uhla mash okay cool.
Speaker 4: And then two souls I saved.
Speaker 1: Two souls you saved, and then the one that's gone. Hell,
the bard is already gone. So you haven't done anything
with those two souls for Joss.
Speaker 4: And Evo yet, right, Yeah, they're still just in like.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the cleric is their forms light, and the
two gods look at him and look at you, Tama,
and they're like, what is this. Winter looks at you
with sorrow in her eyes, and she's like, you're devouring souls?
Speaker 4: Now it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Speaker 1: Winter and Soul kind of look at each other how
and Soul replies with how, So how would devour a
soul be a good idea at the time?
Speaker 4: Dear tell, I learned how from some lady that I met.
He was a vulpez, just like me.
Speaker 1: They both say Scarlet.
Speaker 4: Yes, Scarlett, but how do you know? Scarlet? Goes my
acts like, how do you know? Scarlet?
Speaker 1: And once you're just like, sweetie, we watch you, we
know we've seen your interactions with her young one.
Speaker 4: Okay, that makes sense. Now I'm eating souls to gain power,
and I need power for vengeance.
Speaker 1: And they both reply with vengeance, we are aware of souls, like,
we are aware of what you want to do with
your try get revenge on your tribe. But how does
this And she points to the soul of the cleric,
So I was like, how does this keep the balance
between lafe and death that you've been sworn to?
Speaker 4: Well, he isn't dead technically, so I count try.
Speaker 1: They both stare at each other. They're just like, what
the fuck is this?
Speaker 4: I don't know how to take this conversation.
Speaker 1: You're just like, I'm sorry, I devoured a soul like
a kid.
Speaker 4: Who's being scolded by his two lesbian mothers.
Speaker 7: That's exactly what's happening.
Speaker 4: It's like, what did you eat?
Speaker 5: What's in your mouth?
Speaker 4: And then you just run away?
Speaker 1: Harold.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So.
Speaker 1: Winter looks the soul and she says, well he did
save Harold, and she ushers to the cleric from the
form that he was manipulated in, and soul was like, yes,
but he didn't let the soul ascend to the afterlife.
And they're kind of debating amongst themselves and Harold's like,
don't I have a say in this? And both the
gods stop and they just look and they look down
at him and they're like no, and Harold's like sorry,
and Harold's just kind of grabs a hold of the stats,
holds us up. It's like he bows, my apologies, my apologies.
Speaker 4: And.
Speaker 1: They discuss amongst themselves and kind of get the The
sisters are staring at each other like a look says
a thousand words, like they're having a whole conversation with
just looking at each other and then looking at Tama
and Tommy. We're just standing there going, uh.
Speaker 4: Am, I still in trouble.
Speaker 1: And it all turned to you. Yes, oh that's off
the table. After a few moments, they look towards you, Tama,
and Winter says, be careful about doing She points to Harold,
devouring souls that could send you down a path that
you might not come back from and soul times and
you are fine for now keeping the balance due to
heralds the soul's situation of being manipulated and alternated into
an abomination. You preserved life as well as killing it.
The keeping of the soul push it is pushing it,
and both of them are saying at the same time,
this is your one, this is your warning. Keep the
balance of life. One time says life, and Soul says
death and death, in.
Speaker 4: Which case I'd have to ask, is there a way
to undevour a soul, you know, like let them go?
Speaker 1: They pause, and Soul says, yes, that's a very agonizing
use of magic to do so, but it is possible
if you find the right cleric and what and when
she chimes in, and one that's willing to do so,
and then that's what shoes over back over the soul,
and she says, doing this could risk your own soul,
which is why we say be careful on how you
proceed further. As from that point, Soul disappears into the
darkness as winter disappears into the light, and it's just
you standing before Harold.
Speaker 4: Oh, Harold, I know this is an awkward situation and
I don't know what you're going through, but I still
need your power at least until I finish my mission.
Speaker 1: And then you hear another voice that goes his power. Oh,
that little clerk can go and do nothing for you
as you see the demon that you devoured up here
in this space, that you devoured completely not just soul,
bud body as well, but great to Lamash, and he's
laying like floating in the air, kind of laying on
his side. He's just like those two seemed lovely.
Speaker 4: Oh they're my absolute favorite. Also, what are you still
doing here?
Speaker 1: I am trapped here, like Harold? Have you devoured more soul?
After all? And my body?
Speaker 4: I mean only vis you ask nicely.
Speaker 1: He floats over to you, and he puts his hand
underneath your chin, and he lifts up your chin, and
he looks at your neck and he and he gets
a very he gets a grin on his face, says
he let's go, and then he floats back. Ulamasha says,
are you going to continue to devour more souls?
Speaker 4: That is a difficult question.
Speaker 1: That will give you more power after all?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Winter isn't all that please with the idea? And
I really like worshiping Winter.
Speaker 1: There are far worse things than God's tauma, far worse things.
Speaker 4: Also, do you want to be reunited with these other two?
Because I could eat them or let them go?
Speaker 1: Oh, if you ever ask me which one you should do,
you should always depower them. That are those souls. There'll
be no use otherwise.
Speaker 4: And Harald.
Speaker 1: And Harold looks over to Ulamash, and he's like, you
have changed a lot now, Lashes. I was enlightened. I
learned the ways. And Harold's just like, what who what
are those? Who else do you have as far as
their souls? Tama of their names, Evo and Jos, the
te Flings, the two te flings.
Speaker 4: I got these two te flings here.
Speaker 1: And Harold's like the monk and the warlock, and Lamasha's like, ugh,
those two squares did you get hal the bar? But
the bar was already dead by the time that you
guys got.
Speaker 4: There to say, like he was already dead.
Speaker 1: He was dead. I'm sure you could find his souls
somewhere or if we go to the Afterla being yanked
out ideas Tama ideas.
Speaker 4: Many ideas also I'm doing I'm trying to like base
decisions off the scale of good and evil, and it
still feels too neutral, like there's enough outside influences, being
like you should really do it this way, or no,
you should let him go.
Speaker 1: Hmmm, well, Harold doesn't really say anything, but Lumash is like,
if you have a soul, devour it always no questions ask.
Speaker 4: It's so in winter, like you might not you know,
come back, something vague like that.
Speaker 1: Who cares with us too? Thinks? On table? Who cares
with those too? Think? And he's like, they're just deities
of life and dead boring. There are far better things,
and there are far more things you can learn by
devouring this living and souls. And if you want to
get your revenge, oh dear Tama, devouring souls is what
you're going to have to do. And don't you worry.
I can help hide the souls that you devour from
the two crones.
Speaker 4: What about everyone else?
Speaker 1: Act like you normally would. They will never know. It's
not difficult. Just take the soul, and an hour later,
when no one's around.
Speaker 4: E raise some interesting points.
Speaker 1: Of course I do, because this is how I got
to where I am today. As he bows, sorry, no,
as he curtsies, he grabs a hold of his fancy clothing.
He curtsies, I am here to help and serve. Oh
dear Toma, do you want to devour souls? I will
lead the way and hide them from life and death.
And they will never know as long as you don't
tell them. And he says, don't fight the hunger, always
give it to it, live by it, enjoy it.
Speaker 4: So do you know something about this second mouth I've got?
Speaker 1: You don't know about the second mouth yet?
Speaker 4: Oh? Then, do you know anything about this wound that
won't go away?
Speaker 1: What wound? As he kind of looks at what wound?
Speaker 4: This is one of my neck? It hasn't healed at all?
Speaker 1: Do you feel the wound?
Speaker 9: Hammah?
Speaker 4: Do you mean like I moved my hand.
Speaker 1: Do you move your hand to where it was?
Speaker 4: Of course I do my left hand.
Speaker 1: Hey, So as you put your left hand on it,
you feel not the wound, you feel a mouth.
Speaker 4: Oh gross. I could just be like, oh, what the
heck is? This is this?
Speaker 1: And then you and then you kind of lean your
head back to kind of open it, and it opens
and you feel teeth and like a tone, another mouth.
Speaker 4: I like, retract my hand immediately, like.
Speaker 1: The hand chomps down, the mouth chomps on all the
bite almost bite your hand, and I'm lama, just like
there's no wound there, there's another mouth.
Speaker 4: Though, Okay, I don't like this gift? How do I
make your mouth go away?
Speaker 1: You don't? It has uses. Learn to utilize it. You
will need it and it can help you devour more
souls of course.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I can. I can talk with one
of my mouths full.
Speaker 1: That'd be fucking freaky, it would. And as long as
you hide that mouth, that second mouth of yours from
your crew, they won't ever know either. It'll be none
the wiser. And don't eat where you sleep? Is there
anything don't eat your crew? Well, not yet anyway, you
guys say anything else to ulamas.
Speaker 4: I think it's a lot of process. I was like, Wow,
there's lots of strong arguments to eat souls and not
a lot to not eat souls.
Speaker 1: As that Jeff said. Lamar says, don't ship where you eat,
and Harold's like, kind of like, what the fuck is
He's like, he's just gonna vanish, disappear, puncts your mind,
and Ulamash floats over to you and he says, this
is going to be a very wonderful friendship. Tama can't
wait to see where this goes, have I hopes, And
then he winks at you and vanishes, and then it's
just you and your thoughts while you sleep.
Speaker 4: And then at one point in the story, I bet
Kobe's gonna show him and be like, don't do it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, Oh I am sure he will. So that
is Toma. Next up on the chop block is Davey.
Hi day, So Davey, you are in bed dreaming and
like as you dream, you are brought forth. Oh well
let me do me just you know, get her out here.
You you are brought forth before your goddess. She like
yanked you out of your dream. You were dreaming about
pirate adventures or some shit. It what woul Davy normally
dream about will be a typical Davy dream.
Speaker 4: Nuts and double das.
Speaker 7: Booty and booty.
Speaker 1: You're having a dream about booty and booty and you
are yanked out and brought forth before Nafani. You your goddess,
and she has a big old smile on her face.
Speaker 7: This what'd you say, teff, I said, Goddess, She's.
Speaker 1: Like Davy, it's better minute.
Speaker 8: Do I owe the pleasure?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: I wanted to take congratulations from taking finally get into
your ship and doing what I asked. I brought you
here to give you a gift. It took enough gratitude
for completing the mission that gave you.
Speaker 4: Of course, God.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 1: And she waves out her hand as this purple magic
forms around you. Daty and you get that feature that
gives you what what was that feature called feet?
Speaker 8: Oh oh it was It wasn't really a feat it
was it.
Speaker 1: Was something to do with the artifice, right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yes, And it was a repeating shot or.
Speaker 7: Something like that.
Speaker 8: And it is a thing that they can get.
Speaker 7: Whenever they.
Speaker 8: Enhance their weapon to where they can have if they
run out of AMMO, they can just continuously shoot with
the magic bullets.
Speaker 4: After that.
Speaker 1: You have that. Now bet money as the blessing of
the Fani from a blessing them from the funny. Now
you can fire magic missiles from your gun if you're
on a bullets.
Speaker 5: Too.
Speaker 1: And she from there of honest says, so, how are
you enjoying your journey so far? Some one?
Speaker 7: It's a.
Speaker 8: It's a bit of a learning experience going from regular
crewmate to captain.
Speaker 1: But I'm sure you're doing well.
Speaker 7: I would hope. So it's day one.
Speaker 1: So and I see that you have a wizard on
your boat.
Speaker 7: Ah, yes, that's pain in the ass.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. She raises her ass mmm mm hmm.
Speaker 7: Unfortunately you can't really gets rid of him, so mm hmm.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure many have tried, and none will succeed
because it's like that goddamn roach anyway, uh gated suit.
He's like, hmm, so I saw that the witch blessed
you with gifts or pretty much everybody and the party.
Oh oh yeah.
Speaker 8: I don't know what it is though, and like I
just like I pull up the little handkerchief. Well, I
actually it's wrapped around my hand at the moment. I
just lift my hand and I go, oh.
Speaker 7: I don't know exactly what it does, but it does
help cover up the tattoo and all that.
Speaker 1: She's like a smart, smart smart, that, my dear, is
a what was the iron called?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: I remember.
Speaker 1: You have it?
Speaker 9: I know I haven't.
Speaker 7: I haven't. The well of many worlds.
Speaker 1: That's, my dear, is the well of many worlds.
Speaker 7: The well of many what now?
Speaker 1: Well of many worlds? That thing? Let me look up
what that does? That does stuff in things? I hear.
There you go, you, my dear child, could use that
to travel to another plane or a world if you
choose to. That can be very useful.
Speaker 8: She just stares at her hand where like the like
the handkerchief is like.
Speaker 7: But how.
Speaker 6: What I I?
Speaker 8: I am aware that it's useful now, but why would
I leave this world?
Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't necessarily leave what does the mortal realm?
When we look up the name again, my personal D
and D notes, well, you wouldn't well you wouldn't be
leaving the world of Avia Tira, but you could leave ten,
which is the home of the Mortals that you're currently
the game is currently in. She could leave Taran and
go to one of the other parts of the Aviatira
if you choose to.
Speaker 7: Wait, hold on, hold on, so wait, hold on.
Speaker 8: Over the table, Does Davy know that there's like parallel
worlds and universes and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Would Davy know the avatar is come a combination of
like pocket realms that former world. Oh no, let's see,
you would okay without fourteen. I would say, you know,
like the base level information, but you don't understand how
that works.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 8: So she's like like she kind of just like rubs
her head.
Speaker 7: Just a minute.
Speaker 8: How I I know that there's other worlds.
Speaker 1: But and she's like, okay, sweetie, she waves her hand.
She waves her hand, and the ore and this purple
aura forms into the tree that forms into the that's
the world. This is Ava Tran. My dear, you are here,
and she points to one of the branches that has
a tearing tear uh tearing on it. So you are
here in the mortal route. You could use the object
that is on your wrist rights. Now, if you find
a way to utilize it, you could travel to another
the realm, another part of Avatira. Say, for example, you
can go to Riveden, which is over here two points
to the other part, the other side of the tree.
You can go here to Riverden with it. Technically that's
the realm of the elves and dwolves. You can also
go traveling between the branches and the and the space
and space between, or even you can even try to
go to the underworld the elbolist if you chose to.
I don't know why you'd want to be be brought
to the God's salvation of damnation, but the choice is there.
You can use this the travel amongst Savatira. Once you
find a way to utilize that to your ship. Don't
lose that that could be your ticket to travel. Yes,
I plan that too, lovely, so out side of that,
enjoy your journey. You finally have your ship, You finally
have what you wanted. Now you can travel the realms
with the realm currently and get to all kinds of
treasure and all kinds of fun stuff on your journey. Oh,
who do we lose?
Speaker 4: Jacob?
Speaker 1: We lost Jacob?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 10: No, oh, no, I any who'sies?
Speaker 1: I guess Jacob will come back. And I hope, I
hope you didn't just hold up. I'm receiving message that
future had this part out a message me. No, we
did not, probably internet connection.
Speaker 9: Then O chances here.
Speaker 1: I know right where I was. I am. She says, Well,
I'm gonna go ahead. And before I go though, she
stops and she points up her finger like a hold
on one on it. There is something that's gonna happen soon.
That's gonna be an important decision, a choice that's gonna
have to be made. There's gonna be someone it's being
brought to your attention that's important, and it's important you
give them safe passage when that time comes, dear Davy, Oh, okay,
who is this person? Remember when I told you about
the witch and the event and the inventor. Yes, it's
the inventor. Oh. They will show themselves in time, and
your job will be to guide them, be the ship,
have them on your ship and take them along your journey.
Love lovely, and she smiles and she's like, I'm gonna
go ahead and put you back into that dream you
were having with that What was that a seven foot
tall awk woman?
Speaker 7: No, no, of course not that was it. That was it?
That was it. She's like questioning it, like.
Speaker 1: As you think of it, was it? You're yanked right
back into the dream. And then last, but not least Colby. Yeah,
you're last, right, you're left Colby. So you are sleeping,
you're having yourself a cat nap. Isaac Ei there, Isaac, Yes, yes, okay, cool.
So you're sleeping right, and you're having a nice, good
cat nap, and we're gonna role play this out because
I did not make a little map for you because
I didn't think you were in a good sleep anyway.
So as you were sleeping, you are brought forth and
you're having a dream of your temple that you grew
up at, all that fun stuff, and you were presented
by pepper Jack has shown himself to you and he
walks up teams like ooh yeah, yeah, Jacob's inter and
I dropped. So pepper Jack, or as you know him
as pepper Jack. So, Colby, how is your journey coming along?
I take it you're having a very interesting time.
Speaker 9: Oh father, I don't know. It's just these things are happening,
and I don't know what to do about them, things like.
Speaker 1: What's young One?
Speaker 9: So much, so many things of magic and darkness and
people's hearts that I don't know if I should do
anything to change it, or if I should just be
there for when they pass on so that they they
make their own decisions. I just I don't know what
to do.
Speaker 1: Pepper Jack's smiles and walks up to you and puts
his hand on your shoulder in a reassuring way. Y'all
still hear me? Right? Yes, okay, okay, So I make
sure because I thought my internet kind of went out
for a second. I wait, no, he puts his hand
on your shoulder. Uh, he bets your y it puts
his hand on your shoulders like young One. I send
you on this journey to help these help this group
from falling, and I feel like you can do that,
use your best judgment and the lessons that your fellow
to Bacsi, your fellow Pasi, your fellow clergymen, clergymen, clergymen.
We'll use the term clergyman. Share your fellow clergyman. I
have talked to you about my ways. Be the guiding lights,
be the guidance to them. I see, I have faith
and you Colby. There are gonna be lessons and things
will happen along this journey that will test test this faith,
and test that if you should bother helping these people.
But if I can pull through and lead me here
standing before you as a god, I know you can believe.
Speaker 9: Oh Father, I believe you give me too much credit.
You are divine and great, and I am just your
humble servant.
Speaker 1: I wasn't always I was just like you once upon time,
with my own friends and people that even considered family
to an extent, and I had my own journey. I
wasn't always a god.
Speaker 9: That is very hard to believe.
Speaker 1: M hmm. Sometimes I think the same thing as like
and as I forget I was immortal once and that
he thinks and he's thinking about Lula, but he's not
gonna say anything about er. But sometimes you're going to
come across people in your in your life friends. He'll
see your family, maybe they maybe they're even on your crew.
Do all that you can to make sure they fall
follow the right the right path. But if something were
to happen and they don't, it's not your fault. You
did all you could, but I'd send you to them
early enough before, so hopefully stop what could come.
Speaker 4: I will do my best, and that's all.
Speaker 1: We can hopeful, it's all I can ask for. And
he turns into a black cat and walks off into
the woods, past the change colors.
Speaker 9: Huh, that's thought pepper Jack was a white cat.
Speaker 1: He was white. Oh well, okay, so he's a white cat,
not a black cat. A white cat. Sorry, I forgot.
He has a white cat, a white cat, and he
walks off into the woods, colored genia cat. It's a
mood cat. And you go back to your normal, a
mood ering cat. Oh my god. There you go go
back to your dream or whatever your dream was, and
you have a nice peaceful night's sleep, playing with the
ball of yarns, playing the ballyard. Yes, you're playing with
a ballyarn. Oh my god. And that is eh, that's
that's everybody, right, yes, Tama, Yeah, that's everybody. Yay. Cool.
So as the night goes on and everyone's sleeping dreaming
searing the ship whatever. Morning comes and Boshas is still
steering the ship, and then everyone kind of feels the
ship stop. And then you hear Bosfas, y'all.
Speaker 9: Got down.
Speaker 1: As everyone As you hear as Davy, you hear everyone
running on top deck, the people who are up there
running frantically.
Speaker 7: Okay, I run up.
Speaker 1: You run up, and you see everyone running to one
side of the ship as they're trying as some of
the members that are up there were the all night shift.
We're grabbing rope and ready to throw it overboard, and
you walk over to the edge of oning what the
fuck is going on? You look over and you see
a dwarven man, unconscious, floating in the ocean. And that
is where we're ending today's episode. Dundundun. Who is this
dwarding man? Why is in the middle of the ocean?
Speaker 10: M hmm.
Speaker 1: Will the devil in Thomas head convince him to devour
more souls? Find out next time. Until then, bye
Speaker 4: Goodbye, bye bye.