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Speaker 1: Hey, besties, it is me. I have a quick little

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announcement for you before we dive into the podcast. So,

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my special Sorry Dad was supposed to come out December twelfth,

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but some stuff went down, as it sometimes does, and

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we have pushed the release date to December nineteenth. So

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when you're with your family, when you're trying not to

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fistfight your family over Christmas, you can lock yourself in

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your bedroom and watch my special Sorry Dad on YouTube

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December nineteenth. It's also on OnlyFans TV. No interruptions, no commercials,

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none of that. So check out my special when it comes.

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Sorry for the wait, love you guys. Welcome back to

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Talk and Schmid You guys. It's me Mother. I am

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so excited to be here with you this week. I

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have so much to catch you up on, but I'm

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going to do that next week, giving you a little teaser.

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Next week, I'll catch you up on Italy and everything

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that I've been up to. But this episode is so wonderful.

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It is with one of my favorite people. He is

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a comedie and a podcaster and a dear friend of mine,

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and I hope you guys enjoyed this episode as much

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as I did. Please enjoy Andrew Santino.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's go. Did we really done the moon? No?

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I've said no one hundred times.

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Speaker 1: Have you.

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Speaker 2: I don't believe it. I think we have. I think

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we have since then. Yeah, me and KK are on

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the same same page, same way for both lawyers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I think she didn't pass the bar, just

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like you.

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Speaker 2: I passed the bar, did you. Yeah, in Rhode Island.

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Only in Rhode Island that I passed the bar. And

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I don't know. I don't know why I took a

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test there. I thought maybe i'd moved there. Yeah. Trust me,

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I don't pass any bars. I go in and I

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get fucking hammer. What is this? What are we doing?

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Speaker 1: My god? Dad jokes?

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Speaker 2: Come on, I give you a bunch of good dad jokes. Ready,

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here's one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, go.

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Speaker 2: Richard Kind. You know Richard Kind?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah you do. Yeah, you've seen him before a

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thousand times. You just don't know his name, but you've

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seen his face. He's like one of the most like

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worked character actors. Okay, do you see Milanie's new show?

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He was Melanie's co host.

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, everyone's in la.

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Speaker 2: Yes. This is my favorite because it's in Richard's voice,

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He's like two nuns. Two nuns are on bicycles in

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the countryside, and the one turns the other one and goes,

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I've never come this way, And the first one says,

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it's the cobblestones.

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Speaker 3: So good.

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Speaker 2: That's such a good there's no fat on that joke.

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That's a perfect, perfect joke. I got so many dad

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Speaker 1: Him, cher kind, What are you saving them for?

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Speaker 2: You can't do it on stage.

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Speaker 1: They're street jokes, Like, how often do people come up

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to you when they know you're a comedian and say,

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tell me a joke?

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Speaker 2: Mostly family members all the time.

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Speaker 1: What is that?

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Speaker 2: How do we stop that?

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Speaker 1: It's a pandemic?

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Speaker 2: No, I like it. It's you you, Yeah, because it's

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your it's your uncle or your aunt, and they've got

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a zinger for you. I'll take it. I'm thinking about

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doing an entire special of street jokes.

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Speaker 1: Street jokes would be great, But what about all the

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jokes that people pitch you?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Well, sometimes they're okay, are they? Sometimes I might

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steal that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, name one that got pitched and you stole.

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Speaker 2: My glass closer Nold. Actually, the whole special was actually

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a pitch from my uncle from a bunker. No, I've

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got an uncle that'll text me some stuff. Sometimes. I

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actually like some of it. Some of it goes off,

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some of it gets a little like ret row Yeah,

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a little crazy. Yeah, we ea. And the libs with it.

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This this whole daya tribe that was Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 1: How was your Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 2: Oh phenomenal? Actually, yeah it was great. I went back

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to Chicago, Chicago, and we decided five years ago that

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Speaker 1: Okay, Turkey the country.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't mess with those people.

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Speaker 1: You have enough hair.

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Speaker 2: No, I like Turkey, dude. I actually think Turkey is great,

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beautiful country.

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Speaker 1: Remember when you were going to Turkey and I thought

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you said Istanbul and I said, have fun in India.

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Speaker 2: You're idiot, You're an idiot. I also went to Budapest Hunger. Yeah,

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oh yeah, No, you don't know any Eastern European countries

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and you it's one big circle, and.

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it's not. Budapest is just is so pretty. Honestly, it's

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so great. It's divided by a river and on one

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side it's uh Buddha and the other other side is pest.

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That is true. It's Buddha and peste. Okay, but it's incredible.

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of like music, culture, food, the night scene is the

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night scenes incredible. For an old guy, it's great because

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when you go to a city and they're like, oh,

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this's got a good going out scene, but it's all

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young people.

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Speaker 1: But you're not old.

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Speaker 2: Don't forty two is old? No, it's not, is it not? Yes,

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Speaker 1: No, it's not.

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Speaker 3: I'm forty from the Midwest. I'm feeling old.

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Speaker 2: We're old, buddy. No, it is forty two is old.

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And here here's the reason. Here's how I know. Stop

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saying that I said this yesterday. Fans, younger fans now,

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when they approach me sometimes they call me mister Santino

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and that that's kind of nice. No, no, no, no, that's

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kind It iss sir, sir is mister Santino's is that?

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Mister Santino? Can we take a picture? It's you're I'm

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an old man, now, I get it. I look like,

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Speaker 1: You don't dress old.

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Speaker 2: This is old. This is what an old man?

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Speaker 1: Are you bullying yourself?

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Speaker 2: Because no, but I gave up. I don't care about

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the thing anymore. I'm not. I don't want to shop

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for clothes. This is all free. Everything I'm wearing was

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given to me. I'm not gonna shop out. I swear

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to God on my life, not one thing on my underwear,

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these socks, these shoes, these pants did I didn't pay

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for any of it? This hat, okay, it gets given

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to me. When I do a thing, an event, they

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send me, they go, hey, do you want a bag

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of clothes. Yeah, I'll take some of the new merch

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and I just wear it. I don't even care if

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it's nice or if it fits or I'm gonna these

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don't fit the fit. I'm dying on the inside. They're

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way too tight on my I don't care. But I can't.

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I can't, thanks, No, I can't, cause then you'll see.

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Speaker 1: So you gave up on turkey, and then what did

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you substitute it with?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Uh prime rib? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Much better, it's the best, much better.

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Speaker 2: My sister my mom and my dad. We all kind

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of finally were like, do we want to do turkey?

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I think it's gross.

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Speaker 2: It's just a nasty fits.

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Speaker 1: You don't want I have to have a main dish

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where you need all the other dishes to make it good.

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Speaker 2: Okay, correct edible?

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Speaker 1: Correct Like, you don't want to put slop on top

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of it in order for it to be edible.

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Speaker 2: I don't need it. So then I said no more,

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and my dad was like, what about a red meat thing?

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We'll be like a rib roast or something. And we

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just it was more for like my mom. I was like,

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why are we Why are you just like doing this

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all day? We could be hanging out like on the

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patio having a cocktail by the fire, and she was like,

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Speaker 1: The leftovers are better too, because you can have like friendships.

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morning had steak and eggs. I was like, see, see

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how much nicer this is. I was like, I leftover

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turkey sandwich.

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Speaker 1: No, do you eat horse radish with your prime rib?

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Speaker 2: I will sometimes you don't like it, It's okay.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to blow my face off.

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Speaker 2: Oh you like that much? Yeah, then you need to

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go to you need to go to Eastern Europe. That's

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when you'll get killed. No, what is it?

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Speaker 1: I went to Eastern Europe and I almost killed myself.

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Speaker 2: So why I didn't like it that much? What do

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Speaker 1: I like my couch, I like my bed, I like

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my dog.

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Speaker 2: What country do you like outside of the US?

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Speaker 1: France?

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Speaker 2: That's it.

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Speaker 1: I love France.

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Speaker 2: This is funny, dude, it's the opposite.

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Speaker 1: You hate it. France is good, Paris is amazing for you.

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Speaker 2: It's built for women. Well do you think that it's

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built by feminine men for women? That's who built it? Okay, fine,

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Femi Parisians built that.

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Speaker 1: Fine, But I know you like your masculine side. No,

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you were like dark. You're a dark energy.

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Speaker 2: So that's why Batman was my favorite.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you go to these places where you're like

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I love this because Italy happily depressed.

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Speaker 2: Here Italy depressing, Ireland depressing. Okay, if we're just talking Europe,

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Germany depressing. No, those guys are great. What are you

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talking about? They might try again, got bob w W three,

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let's go three, Let's go three, baby.

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Speaker 1: I'm to smotherings. They're still mad about the war. Go

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there and there's just a stank beautiful okay, beautiful islands.

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But you need a yacht. Do you have a yacht?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Because you can't go buy foot around grease. It's no good.

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Speaker 2: You only see you're a boat girl. You're that girl.

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You're looking for the guy with the boat. No, I

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just like you're looking for a guy with a boat, dude.

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And I'm comfortable where I am. I don't mind. I

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don't mind to mind a rowboat, I don't mind around.

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I'm a dinghy. You're a yacht girl. I'm a dingy boy.

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Speaker 1: You're the dinghy boy. But you could be like the

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dinghy from the Succession yacht where it's another yacht.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's another boat with that boat. Life is I

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get it? Hot girls go on boats. Normal looking guys

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like me. We're okay with the shore. Yeah, you're stay

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on land?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Where we need.

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Speaker 3: To go on a boat?

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Speaker 1: The reflection of the sun on the water in your skin.

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Speaker 2: I'm inside the uh parlor all day.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever gotten a tan?

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Speaker 2: Fuck you? No? No, I'm not allowed to. I don't

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want one. How about that. I don't want to be

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like you, guys. I don't want you. Guys are just

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all doing brown face. That's all you're doing. You're trying

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to be somebody else. I'm fine with.

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Speaker 1: Me, Santino?

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Speaker 2: Are you fine with me?

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Speaker 1: The funniest picture ever I found a hang on a second.

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Speaker 2: I saw a girl by the way on TikTok who

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was so tanned. Every comment was like is this blackface?

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Like she was unbelievably tanned. It was like, she's this

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is this could get called out. This is there's some

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professor at a at A at a HBCU that's like,

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this has got to stop because she's handing too much,

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too much. She looks insane. You're masquerading as another person

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that's not you.

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Speaker 3: Is it all self tannered? Are they back to the

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tanning beds again?

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Speaker 2: They're doing it all, brother, They're doing it all. They're

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doing a real tan self tanned tann bed outside. They'll

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they want all of it to transform who they are.

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Speaker 1: Of me as a kid.

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Speaker 2: You're in blackface. This is you and blackface. I hope

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this leaks to the internet. My mom and you're throwing

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up west side like tupac?

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Speaker 3: What do you?

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Speaker 2: What is? Are you supposed to be a cat?

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Speaker 1: A gorilla?

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Speaker 2: Let's move on? My god? And your mom painted your face?

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What did you use makeup? Yeah, dude, throw that one away.

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I'm lucky mine. We're all safe, and we grew up

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in the same era. Mine were safe. I know, I

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fund it.

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Speaker 1: The other day I was like, what was my mom thinking?

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This is sabotage?

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Speaker 2: But back then, no one, Come on, she didn't know. Also,

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that was sweet and innocent. How old were you there? Four?

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Come on dude, yeah I was.

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Speaker 1: Did you ever have any questionable Halloween costumes?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 2: My mom made the first one I ever made in kindergarten.

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Speaker 1: I was a milk carton bitch.

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Speaker 2: I was Andy from Raggedy Ann and Andy. Oh, I

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was Andy, and then I was Freddy Kruger. As I

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got older, I loved then I was like an athlete.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you were an athlete?

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Speaker 3: I did it.

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Speaker 2: I did just wore a jersey and.

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Speaker 1: Now you're just a jersey chaser.

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Speaker 2: Not anymore. Man, I don't like sleeping with athletes anymore

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because every NBA player I ever hooked up with, it

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was just they were always mean.

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Speaker 1: They're so mean.

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Speaker 2: You know who's really good after you hook up with them,

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though they're really Baseball players are nice. They're not to me.

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They are Okay, they leave you tickets, Yeah, baseball with

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the in the in the action. Yeah, I'll take it.

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Baseball players are that sleeper actually is Uh, Golfers are

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super nice people because.

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Speaker 1: They because they're nerds.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all dorks. Yeah, they're like sweet and nerdy

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dorks who are like genuinely nice guys. Most of the time.

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There's a couple of ego driven guys, but that's only because.

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Speaker 1: That's why you hang out with them.

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Speaker 2: No, the Hollywood thing got to those guys. But the

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dorks I love.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't a guy I know nothing about golf, but

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didn't some guy Rory Scovell is that Almedian great Rory

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something Roy McRoy didn't he just say he's not playing

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in the United States anymore or something?

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Speaker 2: No, well he's not from here, I know.

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Speaker 1: But he got really mad at a golf tournament recently

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and was like, you guys were super disrespectful.

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Speaker 2: Well, in the Ryder Cup. What happens is we in

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the Ryder Cup, we play USA versus Europe, and obviously

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he represents Europe, and uh, they beat the shit out

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of us here on our own soil. But he said,

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like the United States, we're disrespectful when we go over there.

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They're hooping in their holler and they're being rude too,

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But like, United States is a different kind of rude.

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Speaker 1: Right, right, we're like tailgators.

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Speaker 2: Well we're the best. Yeah, we're the best of being mean. Yeah,

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that's why we won everything.

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Speaker 1: So we heard his feelings.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he got a little butter. But here's the irony

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about that guy. He lives in Jupiter, Florida. You're like, oh, okay,

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you're United States.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be neighbors.

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Speaker 2: You're moving to Jupiter. No, you're moving to Palm Beach.

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Yeah that's about an hour and a half south close enough.

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Palm Beach is nice. I can't believe you're gonna move

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there when don't even leave it again January? Oh thank god,

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I know you're gonna miss me? You are you know what, dude?

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You go to Florida, you feel it out, you feel

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out the retirement community.

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Speaker 1: I think I'll probably go to Miami after like a

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year or two.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I like Miami. Miami's great, Miami's cool. But also I

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don't know if I can handle those the summers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, where are you gonna go?

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Speaker 2: You gotta leave the Hampton's. You go up to Hampton's. Yeah,

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you're Hampton's girl.

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Speaker 1: It's a plan.

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Speaker 2: We hung out for a second in the Hampton's when

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I was out there, take a little trip, staying at

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Timmy's house. Oh yeah, and you're at a birthday party.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you came and left real quick.

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Speaker 2: Didn't want to I didn't want to be there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't like too many people. I don't like it.

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I don't like a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: It was a lot. And you're also this is it's

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kind of your fault. I'll be honest, because you come

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in and you say hello, and then you start conversations

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with people and you don't like people.

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Speaker 2: So it's like that's you're true, I don't like a

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lot of people.

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Speaker 1: You're hurting yourself. You could have just come in and

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talked to me. You went and did the thing.

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Speaker 2: You don't understand.

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Speaker 1: You went did the thing.

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Speaker 2: No, I can't go to someone else's house and not

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talk to them and say hello and be cordial and nice.

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It's their home. That's the Midwest.

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Speaker 1: It was nobody's home. The girl's home.

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Speaker 2: It was wasn't even Yes, she was the r Yes,

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I did the lawyer.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's who it was.

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Speaker 2: That girl was very nice. You have to be cordial

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and do the thing.

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Speaker 1: And then by the time you were done being cordially,

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you had nothing in the tank left for me and

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you left.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I burn it out. I go to eat and

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I go home. Yeah, I use I step on the gas,

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I put it in sport and when I'm done, I'm out. Yeah,

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that's the best. I don't want to linger. And also

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when start coming, when it's groups start coming me and groups,

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I just I get I get anxiety and I'm like,

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I want to leave.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: My my five five is my number minutes. No, five humans,

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five humans is my max in a room hanging outside

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one it gets in six and seven. No, there's too

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many rogues involved. Yeah, I don't know what one of

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those sixes or sevens is going to bring to the table, right,

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they're going to say something out of pocket. It's going

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to annoy me.

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Speaker 1: And then happened.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that happened, and then I leave.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I see you later, see you later. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: In the rental, I couldn't do it. And then I

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went to Timmy's house and sat by myself in the

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pool and it was amazing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you went underwater and took a big breath.

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Speaker 2: I try to swallow. I try to kill myself in

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Tim's house. Yeah, what a murder mystery. A redheaded naked

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man in Tim Dillon's pool. That would have been rare.

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That would have been awesome. I should have done that.

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Speaker 1: It wouldn't have been a mystery. If it would have

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been you, everyone would have been like, it's.

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Speaker 2: Gotta be Santino. It's suicide. There's no other way around this.

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He can swim. And I sat in his backyard in

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the Hamptons. It was so nice. I do like it

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out there. It's a little too fancy for my blood.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's everything I'm about to do. It is too

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fancy for my blood.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't get off on that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I actually no, I don't.

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Speaker 2: You left Wisconsin in your of your mirror, You're look

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at look at this place, dude, look at this look

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nicenesses I know because.

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Speaker 1: I like, I'm a taurust. I like a nice home.

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Speaker 2: I don't. I can't do it.

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Speaker 1: Can't you do have a nice home?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't. I want it. I want. I want

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my house to be a place. I want my house

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to be a house, not a home. This is a home.

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I like a house because if at any point I

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need to get out I want to be able to

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leave and be like I don't care about that thing,

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Like I don't want to attach to It's.

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Speaker 1: A terrifying mentality.

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Speaker 2: I'm on the go. Baby. My childhood when we moved

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to the suburbs and the house that I grew up

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in in my teen years into high school, it's a house.

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Like if my parents sold it to I would have

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no attachment.

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Speaker 1: I understand that the house I grew up in was

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a home, but then like my dad's house was a house,

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you know, and then like once he got rid of it,

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I had no feelings about it.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, if they sell them, like I'm asked, I'm

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I am trying to get that. Trying to get my

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parents to leave, like they're gonna. I'm renting a house

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for them in February and in Arizona, and I'm hoping

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that they stay a long time. Dude, I want to

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move there.

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Speaker 1: So are you going to move there?

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Speaker 2: I want to so bad?

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Speaker 1: Sodona.

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Speaker 2: No, No, Scott's Phoenix Metro.

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Speaker 1: Phoenix Metro.

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Speaker 2: I just want to. I just I like it out there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can golf, their sunshine, you can get out,

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you can hop on a JSX, go to your shows.

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Speaker 2: She gets it. Yeah. And also I just like to

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be it's you get to be out and about a

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little bit more and up in the mountain or near

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the mountain ranges of McDonald all. It's I don't know.

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I e and phinnyk has went to school there, so

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I love it. But I just want to get our normal.

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Speaker 1: But it is the hottest women in the world and boys,

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I mean the hottest people. I go there and I

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want to kill myself. I go everywhere and I want

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to kill myself.

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Speaker 2: But they're really and how do I how do you

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ignore that? Just go golfing every day and stay in

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your house. That's all I want to do I want

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to golf. My perfect day is wake up, play with

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the dog, have coffee.

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Speaker 1: Wrigley's your dog, right, Cubby, Cubby your mouth. My dog is.

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Speaker 2: Your dog, Cobby is mine. And then play with the dog,

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go golf, Go get a phenomenal dinner, bone my wife,

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go to bed, and then start it all over again.

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If I can do that every day. No, I can't

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do that.

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Speaker 1: Because you can't because you're mentally ill.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you have to do, but I also have to

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work and do shows and blah blah blah.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to.

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Speaker 2: You do.

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Speaker 1: You're in a prison you created for yourself.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of nice in there. Yeah, you know I've

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got what is it? Is it? What is it called

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Stockholm syndrome? I've created for my Yeah. I don't want

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to leave my own logical visits with your wife with

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myself more than the visit against Antino. Yeah, just me.

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Can you close the door? I like the I don't know.

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I could live at Scott I could do it, but

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I'm renting them a house. I'm hoping it influences them

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to get out of Chicago.

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Speaker 1: So you want to rent them a house there, and

470
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then eventually you'll also move there.

471
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Speaker 2: I would like it. I don't think they're ever going to

472
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leave Chicago. Nobody leaves the Midwest. It's like against the

473
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law or something that's not true.

474
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Speaker 3: I left, we left, my parents snowbirded in Arizona for

475
00:17:53,559 --> 00:17:55,720
two years. Yeah, and then fully committed.

476
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying, dude. I would I would love it, honestly.

477
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But also like it's good for it's good for health

478
00:18:01,559 --> 00:18:03,640
things for older people, right is dry heat, which is

479
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really good for them, and my mom needs it. She's

480
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,480
got you know, she's got like an old like a

481
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long thing from when she was a kid. So it's

482
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like that's good for her. And then also, you know,

483
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,799
in the summers, you leave, go back to Chicago in

484
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the summer, like go do the go putts around there

485
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in the summer and have a great Midwest summer. And

486
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then every other part of the year go to Arizona

487
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or go here. But this is too expensive for them.

488
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They don't want to.

489
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Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad hates for everyone.

490
00:18:26,599 --> 00:18:27,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sucks here this place.

491
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Speaker 1: My dad hates La too. I'm starting to hate it.

492
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And you know, when you're about to leave a place,

493
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you start to realize all the shit you hate about it.

494
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was the top things you hate right

495
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now about la.

496
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Speaker 1: I honestly hate the homeless.

497
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Speaker 2: Problem right on, dude, fucking killing That's that's you. You've

498
00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:48,319
always been a humanitarian. That's one thing I've always said

499
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about you. You care about the people. Your empathy is through

500
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the roof.

501
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Speaker 1: No skid row, Like.

502
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Speaker 2: When are you going down to skid row?

503
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,440
Speaker 1: You going down to But even Venice Beach is skid row.

504
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Speaker 2: I don't go to Venis Beach.

505
00:18:59,440 --> 00:18:59,839
Speaker 1: Well I do.

506
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Speaker 2: That's why I said to her, I said, I live

507
00:19:02,039 --> 00:19:03,920
in I stay in the valley. We got a couple

508
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,440
of homeless guys. I know them, Hi, Mike, Ki John.

509
00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:07,519
They're watching for sure.

510
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Speaker 1: I mean, listen, when I lived in Venice, I used

511
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to have a guy on my front porch named Raven

512
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and he cooked meth. But he was Raven and he

513
00:19:13,839 --> 00:19:14,200
was cool.

514
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Speaker 2: That's so that's so Raven.

515
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

516
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Speaker 2: But honestly, but that's but the beach is a beach.

517
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The beach is for tourists. That's not for Yeah, that's

518
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:23,960
not for us.

519
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,319
Speaker 1: Well, then why would you live here?

520
00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:27,880
Speaker 2: If your valley is built for us, it's perfect the.

521
00:19:27,839 --> 00:19:30,119
Speaker 1: Valley, But why would you live in a coastal city

522
00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:31,559
if you're not going to go to the beach.

523
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Speaker 2: I didn't move here for the beach. I didn't give

524
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a shit about the ocean. I moved here because it's

525
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,519
seventy two all year round, and the business was here.

526
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:40,720
When I moved here, I couldn't care let the beach.

527
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:44,480
I've been in that water twice. It's repulsive. Like I

528
00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:47,160
go surf every day, I'm like, it looks groat. I

529
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,319
don't want to be out there.

530
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Speaker 1: And it's filled with seaweed.

531
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I want to go to a nice beach,

532
00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:53,079
I'll go to Florida. Yeah, they have nice beaches, but.

533
00:19:53,039 --> 00:19:54,079
Speaker 1: They're filled with sharks.

534
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,000
Speaker 2: Who cares?

535
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,039
Speaker 1: Who cares here?

536
00:19:56,079 --> 00:19:57,599
Speaker 2: I mean how many people? I did a joke about it,

537
00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,440
my special five a year, Big deal? Are you going

538
00:20:00,519 --> 00:20:01,160
to be one of the five?

539
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,720
Speaker 1: Probably? Luck?

540
00:20:02,839 --> 00:20:05,480
Speaker 2: How many people die? You're an elevator's probably five. You're

541
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,079
not gonna be one of those either, or planes. You're

542
00:20:07,079 --> 00:20:08,640
not gonna be one of those. Don't worry about it.

543
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And if it does happen, dude, dude, it worked.

544
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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go manifest.

545
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:15,440
Speaker 2: Get here.

546
00:20:16,279 --> 00:20:18,079
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you see that? Kim Jong un

547
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,039
just banned suicide.

548
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,920
Speaker 2: And texted me. He texted me, Yeah, sure you did.

549
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,519
Speaker 1: And if you attempt and fail, he'll be executed. Yeah

550
00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:26,920
you should like that sounds great.

551
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, smart, sounds like assisted suicide. Hanging up your mess.

552
00:20:31,319 --> 00:20:32,480
He banned suicide.

553
00:20:32,519 --> 00:20:33,480
Speaker 1: He banned suicide.

554
00:20:33,519 --> 00:20:37,000
Speaker 2: Someone told me that they just banned gay marriage again

555
00:20:37,079 --> 00:20:38,880
in a in a European country, in like a western

556
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,680
European country, Italy. Oh they did it again, Italy. Those

557
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:46,000
are my dogs Italy. No, by by the way, that's

558
00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:49,079
the gayest place, that's the gayest place. Yeah, they're so Yeah,

559
00:20:49,079 --> 00:20:51,759
they're super good. It's such a repressed gay country. Yeah,

560
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,000
they're all grabby. They're also grabby and horny. So great,

561
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,720
so gray and horny, dude dressed and very well dressed.

562
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,440
So they're not allowed to be getting gay marriage there. Huh.

563
00:21:01,559 --> 00:21:03,119
I actually don't know if that's true. I do think

564
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:03,359
that is.

565
00:21:03,519 --> 00:21:04,680
Speaker 1: I think it is true.

566
00:21:04,759 --> 00:21:06,559
Speaker 2: I also saw that. I think Italy.

567
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,720
Speaker 3: The Supreme courts also being asked now as of August eleventh,

568
00:21:09,759 --> 00:21:11,160
in our country to flip it.

569
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,359
Speaker 1: Oh okay, but is it true about Italy.

570
00:21:14,079 --> 00:21:14,960
Speaker 2: I know that they did.

571
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,480
Speaker 1: They approved chemical castration for rapists, which.

572
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:22,880
Speaker 2: Was in Italy. Yeah, rock on.

573
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was honestly, I think smart?

574
00:21:25,759 --> 00:21:26,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why not?

575
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:26,880
Speaker 1: Yeah?

576
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:31,200
Speaker 2: Yeah? How do they do it? They burn it off

577
00:21:31,279 --> 00:21:31,680
with something?

578
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,839
Speaker 1: But it sounds like it. But I don't know, you know,

579
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:34,319
I did read.

580
00:21:34,519 --> 00:21:36,920
Speaker 2: I didn't trace the episode, like they pour chemicals on

581
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,680
it or something. Is it Italy that did it?

582
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,480
Speaker 3: They banned them from having children through surrogacy.

583
00:21:41,559 --> 00:21:43,200
Speaker 2: Oh that's what it is. Okay, that's what it was.

584
00:21:44,079 --> 00:21:47,359
Gay couples can't have adopt kids and sarrogates anymore. They

585
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:52,000
can't adopt and they can't have sarrogacy anymore. Yeah Italy, Yeah,

586
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:57,200
making progress? Who can't? Who gives a shit? Unbelievable, that's

587
00:21:57,319 --> 00:21:58,039
but that's why.

588
00:21:58,079 --> 00:22:00,160
Speaker 1: But I feel like I don't know, I shouldn't have

589
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:00,720
kids either.

590
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,599
Speaker 2: What I think you'd be a good mom, no Ice.

591
00:22:04,759 --> 00:22:06,400
Speaker 1: I think here's the thing, my eggs are on Ice.

592
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,079
Speaker 2: But I don't think.

593
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,799
Speaker 1: I think you have to be able to like lie

594
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,160
enough to protect them. Like I was talking, this is

595
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,839
a perfect example. My gay friends have a young girl

596
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,240
and she was like, why are you in comedy? And

597
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I was like, because my mom didn't love me. And

598
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she was just like, what does that mean? And I

599
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was like you'll find out soon enough, you know. And

600
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then she just well, that's what That was the point.

601
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That was the point I was trying to get across

602
00:22:29,839 --> 00:22:30,759
to a seven year old.

603
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Speaker 2: He's like, my daddy's both love me exactly. And I said,

604
00:22:33,799 --> 00:22:37,319
but what about mommy. Mommy's not around, Mommy's not where's mommy?

605
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,799
A little girl needs her father. That's it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my mom's my she's my g Yeah, I would

667
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M Because like you know, when you're a kid, you're like,

673
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oh my god, they're so strong, they're so smart. They're

674
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my parents. They're great. And then something happens and you're like.

675
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Speaker 2: I think, well my dad had cancer. That does yeah,

676
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well you went there, Well my dad got cancer. I

677
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was like, oh right, aren't these people going to live forever?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

679
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Speaker 2: I think that's what you think. And then you grow

680
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up in you're like yeah, and then you kind of

681
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683
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and which is fine. I just mean, like the expectations

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are higher. Also, I feel like I do it naturally,

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Like I'm the one that's like I'm renting the house

686
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in Arizona. Yeah, because you won't do it, or he'll

687
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complain the whole time about the Yeah, he's like, that's

688
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so expensive. It's like, yeah, but you need it. Yeah,

689
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this isn't gonna be. Also, I took my parents to

690
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Italy last year, dump, this year, this year, this year,

691
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twenty twenty five, and the whole time my dad complained

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about everything. It's unbelievable. Yeah, couldn't stop complaining. That's about

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literally everything. And it kept being like, last trip, this

694
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will be the last vacation we take. I'm like, good god, dude,

695
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that's so dark. He's like, is it We're dying after this, dude.

696
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I was like, we'll soak it up. On the third day,

697
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He's like, can we get something besides Italian food? I

698
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was like, yeah, sure, let's get Chinese country. We'll get

699
00:26:42,319 --> 00:26:43,839
Chinese in Italy. Yeah, we did.

700
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Speaker 1: We'll take the train to London and go get some

701
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,640
Indian food there.

702
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Speaker 3: It is there, it is.

703
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Speaker 2: It's London dump. London is a dump. London Central London stinks.

704
00:26:53,799 --> 00:26:55,599
It's just not this, It's just not It's not what

705
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,279
you want it to be. Where's Pip Pip cheerioh?

706
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 1: Where is Pip Pip Cheerio? Happened to pick cheriod? It's

707
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,240
a country without salt.

708
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,759
Speaker 2: I love it They're like, we have a we have

709
00:27:05,799 --> 00:27:09,359
a culinary new wave in London because they've got a

710
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,400
bunch of chefs from all over the world. But they're

711
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,920
all French chefs anyway, so it's not your fucking food.

712
00:27:14,319 --> 00:27:15,200
It's all French food.

713
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: All they eat French food is great. I would rather

714
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,200
eat a stick of butter than anything.

715
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 2: You haven't eaten butter in two years.

716
00:27:22,319 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: That's not true. I just eat butter all the time.

717
00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:26,319
Speaker 2: What do you do? No, your diet's crazy. When we

718
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,039
went last time we went out to eat, you you

719
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,119
packishly picked. I got pizza, pasta, all this stuff, and

720
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,960
you had I think you had like an art of choke.

721
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I think you maybe invited me

722
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:36,759
at like eleven pm.

723
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 2: First of all, it was eight thirty. That's not that

724
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:44,079
late for dinner. Were comics E late? Not I'm quitting,

725
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,319
get out of here. We eat late.

726
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,559
Speaker 1: I know you eat late. I don't eat late. I

727
00:27:49,559 --> 00:27:50,519
had already eaten dinner.

728
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, you use that any swing. If we go to Swingers,

729
00:27:53,519 --> 00:27:56,359
no at soho If we go to Swingers, never eat

730
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:56,920
and I eat no.

731
00:27:57,319 --> 00:27:59,599
Speaker 1: Well, Swingers is different because you're hungry after a set

732
00:27:59,599 --> 00:28:01,519
and I'm just having to meet up and chat.

733
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 2: I know, but I don't get it, so I definitely ate. No,

734
00:28:04,759 --> 00:28:06,039
you didn't, Yes, I did know you didn't.

735
00:28:06,039 --> 00:28:08,559
Speaker 1: Maybe I was on GLP ones. Can you can you

736
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,920
respect my fucking journeys?

737
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,599
Speaker 2: You're a gov kicking in full here? Yeah? No, I ate,

738
00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:15,480
and you didn't? You you you peckishly picked that stuff,

739
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,359
which drives me bananas. We said we were going.

740
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:21,839
Speaker 1: To eat and I was on GLP ones. I don't

741
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,759
know how to drive it home that. I haven't had

742
00:28:23,759 --> 00:28:27,640
an appetite since you because I want to be skinny

743
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,039
and I don't want to what card You're already skinny?

744
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 2: What do you weigh right now? What do you need?

745
00:28:34,039 --> 00:28:35,720
That's nothing? That's it. I'm good to stop.

746
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,880
Speaker 1: I stopped. Do you want to go to dinner after that?

747
00:28:38,039 --> 00:28:38,359
Speaker 3: Let's go?

748
00:28:38,519 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: Yeah?

749
00:28:38,799 --> 00:28:39,559
Speaker 3: You won't eat?

750
00:28:40,039 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: Yes I will. I'm hungry. I haven't eaten, but I'm

751
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:44,400
usually a buck fifty.

752
00:28:45,039 --> 00:28:46,279
Speaker 2: No, I've never seen you a buck five.

753
00:28:46,359 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: You've seen me a buck sixty. I just told it.

754
00:28:50,079 --> 00:28:52,680
I hold it like Midwest.

755
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 2: You hide it, you hide hold it, I.

756
00:28:54,599 --> 00:28:55,359
Speaker 1: Hide hold it.

757
00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 2: It distributes well, but bigger than I've ever been. I

758
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:01,720
was one sixty last January you want really was, and

759
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,480
that's why you started going on that stuff. Yeah, that

760
00:29:04,519 --> 00:29:06,960
stuffs so unhealthy, man, is it? It's got to be.

761
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,839
There's no way it's help. There's no chance this miracle

762
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,519
drug isn't going to come back to bite us.

763
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: And all I want is to be bit. All I

764
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:16,240
want is.

765
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,279
Speaker 2: To get the You keep this up, you're gonna get bit.

766
00:29:18,319 --> 00:29:20,039
You're gonna get You're gonna get bit by the wrong

767
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,279
the wrong vampire. I'm gonna bite you, dude. Oh you

768
00:29:23,319 --> 00:29:25,519
got well, you know, Massie. You'll see what happens in Florida.

769
00:29:25,519 --> 00:29:27,319
You're going out of Florida. Your whole life's gonna change.

770
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: Do you think so?

771
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 2: Everyone I know the move to Florida, They their their

772
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,519
lives are very different. Now in what way your lifestyle

773
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,799
changes in Florida? You become a Florida person. There's an

774
00:29:37,839 --> 00:29:40,920
attitude shift that happens to Floridians. It's very strange.

775
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: What is it?

776
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 2: I cannot wait to call you in a year and

777
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,440
see what you're up to.

778
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,279
Speaker 1: Are you gonna wait a year to call me?

779
00:29:45,519 --> 00:29:46,839
Speaker 2: No? But I will, But the year will be the

780
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,000
gauge over like what you're up to?

781
00:29:48,079 --> 00:29:50,839
Speaker 1: Now, Okay, what do you think is gonna change. I'm curious.

782
00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 2: You'll become a little You'll become a little countier. Yeah,

783
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,920
you have more of an attitude, especially if you move

784
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:57,400
to Miami.

785
00:29:57,599 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I'm going to West Palm Beach first.

786
00:30:00,119 --> 00:30:03,359
Speaker 2: But West Palm's all that stuff, is all show. Florida's show.

787
00:30:03,559 --> 00:30:05,039
But I'm not that person.

788
00:30:05,119 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: And if I was going to change in that way,

789
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,680
I would have changed in LA because La is a

790
00:30:08,759 --> 00:30:09,720
very showy place to.

791
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:13,039
Speaker 2: La humbles you. Miami you can get away West you

792
00:30:13,039 --> 00:30:14,920
can get away with murder out there. Literally, they don't

793
00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:18,279
prosecute you can do whatever you want down there. No, seriously,

794
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,079
LA humbles you because no matter how good or cool

795
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,599
or whatever people think they have, someone else has way better.

796
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,079
This place is like an endless pit.

797
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: But that is what LA is too.

798
00:30:27,039 --> 00:30:29,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's an endless pit of people want more and

799
00:30:29,279 --> 00:30:29,720
more and more and more.

800
00:30:30,279 --> 00:30:31,359
Speaker 1: Right, And you're saying.

801
00:30:32,839 --> 00:30:37,519
Speaker 2: Florida is Florida is like everybody flaunts.

802
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,279
Speaker 1: But not me. I'm not going to change in that way.

803
00:30:40,599 --> 00:30:43,119
Speaker 2: I'm like a big age.

804
00:30:43,599 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: I'm old.

805
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 2: We'll see, Okay, I just ain't you got a young

806
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,160
boy toy. So it says it that he's going to

807
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,359
shape the way you live too. You're gonna be young,

808
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,240
You're gonna be young again again. No, you will be

809
00:30:53,279 --> 00:30:55,599
with him for sure, because you'll be doing young people shit.

810
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,079
You'll be going out all the time. No, you're not

811
00:30:59,079 --> 00:31:01,359
gonna be a homebody. You're not moving to West going

812
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,799
to be a homebody with a boyfriend who's sub thirty.

813
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: First of all, I don't call him sub thirty.

814
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 2: He's sub thirty. Is he not a sub thirty?

815
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,519
Speaker 1: He is a sub thirty.

816
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,359
Speaker 2: Well, that's where I happened at sub thirty. And what

817
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,599
are you fifty six? Hold you know?

818
00:31:12,799 --> 00:31:16,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, Andrew, I'm sub sixty.

819
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 2: You're sub sixty. Yeah, I'm sub sixty. I'm post forty

820
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,440
now I feel posts. He knows the Midwest post forty

821
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,400
post for dude, all my friends at forty one. I

822
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,319
think I have a friend that's a grandfather already.

823
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that happened.

824
00:31:27,559 --> 00:31:29,799
Speaker 2: Crazy, that'll happen because his kids.

825
00:31:29,799 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: He had a slutty kid.

826
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 2: He had a kid, who had a kid. She had

827
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,039
a kid of sixteen. That's Midwest. That's fine, that's very normal,

828
00:31:36,039 --> 00:31:37,359
form not normal.

829
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 3: Every eighth grade class has had a baby.

830
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 2: At least one. I remember I was going about to

831
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,359
say the name out loud, and I just held my tongue.

832
00:31:44,359 --> 00:31:45,279
I was like, don't say that, girl.

833
00:31:45,359 --> 00:31:48,599
Speaker 1: But I read somewhere recently that male virginity rate, like

834
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,880
for young men, is on the rise, like guys are not.

835
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 2: Well, there's more incel there's more in cels now. Yeah,

836
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,200
because the Internet makes it possible. You don't have to leave.

837
00:31:56,519 --> 00:31:59,559
They've got these incredible realistic machines that people have sex

838
00:31:59,599 --> 00:32:00,839
with now, so why would they.

839
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,599
Speaker 1: Need to kids afford machines?

840
00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:05,319
Speaker 2: Mommy and daddy buy it, kids dont can't can't afford anything, dude,

841
00:32:05,319 --> 00:32:06,440
I don't know if you know about the real world,

842
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,680
No one out there can afford anything right now.

843
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: I know it's just everyone's first of all, what do

844
00:32:10,799 --> 00:32:12,680
you mean? And of course I know about the real world.

845
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,039
Speaker 2: Out there, people don't pay for anything. I don't know.

846
00:32:15,079 --> 00:32:17,839
I think most young people are being supplemented by their

847
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,400
parents because they can't afford anything, because.

848
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: They can't get chops.

849
00:32:21,119 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 2: I know. So it's fun.

850
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,519
Speaker 1: It's gonna get worse because AI is going to take

851
00:32:23,559 --> 00:32:23,839
them all.

852
00:32:24,039 --> 00:32:26,599
Speaker 2: I know. That's why I need to move to the desert,

853
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,680
to the middle of nowhere and just golf and be

854
00:32:28,759 --> 00:32:31,720
left alone till I die. Okay, that's all I really want.

855
00:32:32,319 --> 00:32:33,240
Can't it just happen?

856
00:32:33,359 --> 00:32:34,119
Speaker 1: You literally can't.

857
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:34,599
Speaker 2: I want it.

858
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:35,519
Speaker 1: You just have to do it.

859
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 2: No, but I got to move Bob out there, and

860
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:37,559
he won't move.

861
00:32:37,799 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 1: Bob should move.

862
00:32:38,839 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 2: We talked about it actually on the pod just literally

863
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,200
two days ago. It's time for Well, his mom lives

864
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,039
in Arizona, So.

865
00:32:44,519 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 1: Dude, a little shame Bobby mom.

866
00:32:46,759 --> 00:32:50,279
Speaker 2: I'm Bobby Mom in Arizona. Imagine me and her hanging

867
00:32:50,319 --> 00:32:54,680
out everything that I'd be Actually, i'd become cross eyed

868
00:32:54,759 --> 00:32:56,799
just because I hang out with her too much. She's

869
00:32:56,839 --> 00:33:00,599
the best. But I think he's your cart girl. Yeah, dude,

870
00:33:00,599 --> 00:33:01,960
you don't want her behind the wheel of a golf

871
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,839
cart or a car or anything. And that's not because

872
00:33:04,839 --> 00:33:07,400
she's Asian. She's old, because she's cross eyed. She's because

873
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:11,119
she's old Asian, cross eyed. She's the best. We love

874
00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:13,599
Bobby's mom, But no, he would might he might go

875
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,200
out there. I don't know. I have no idea what

876
00:33:16,359 --> 00:33:21,519
is in La for anyone? Great food, great food, some

877
00:33:21,559 --> 00:33:27,039
of the best food. Okay, uh, comfort, It is really

878
00:33:27,079 --> 00:33:29,680
comfortable here. It is nice to walk your walk your

879
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,039
dog in the morning in the sunshine, like it's kind

880
00:33:32,039 --> 00:33:32,839
of it's just comfortable.

881
00:33:32,839 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: But there's sunshine in Arizona too. Is there good food there?

882
00:33:37,039 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's good is decent. It's not like here. This

883
00:33:39,759 --> 00:33:42,039
place is this place has all those things. Mecca, it's

884
00:33:42,079 --> 00:33:45,160
like La and New York have them, have like the

885
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:50,839
coolest new food. Chicago has the best unhealthy food.

886
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:51,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.

887
00:33:52,039 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 2: That deep day that you told me to get Fox Wait,

888
00:33:55,039 --> 00:33:56,640
where did we go? Where did you go? Where'd you go?

889
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,359
Speaker 1: But I don't know you recommended it?

890
00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,839
Speaker 2: I texted you so many places I know.

891
00:33:59,839 --> 00:34:04,119
Speaker 1: But the deep Dish pizza.

892
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:06,039
Speaker 3: That you're illuminatis, Giordana's sea quads.

893
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 2: Put oh you with to pea quads? Yeah, pea quads

894
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,039
is great. Peaquads is great.

895
00:34:11,079 --> 00:34:12,519
Speaker 1: The day after my special, we just got a deep

896
00:34:12,559 --> 00:34:16,440
dish and ate it in bed, like so good.

897
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 2: I love that. I don't eat healthy when I'm at home,

898
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,639
there's no need for it. But Chicago has the best

899
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:24,519
unhealthy food. And Florida has the best chain restaurants. That's change.

900
00:34:24,559 --> 00:34:27,480
That's chain city down there, dude. I think all the

901
00:34:27,519 --> 00:34:29,519
restaurants that close down everywhere else. They're in Florida, like

902
00:34:29,559 --> 00:34:31,239
claim Jumper is probably still down there.

903
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, but is that good? I don't think that's good.

904
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,599
Speaker 2: It's good enough. Yeah, it's good enough for retirees, yeah,

905
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:38,880
because they're not spending crazy money on food anymore. My

906
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,679
dad I noticed that now more and more he talks

907
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,039
about the prices. He's like, or a fixed income or

908
00:34:43,079 --> 00:34:44,800
in a fixed income. He says that all the time.

909
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,280
I'm like, it's not I'm not asking you to go

910
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,880
to Michelin restaurants. I'm saying, let's just go to a

911
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,800
regular restaurant, right, But I do get it. As they

912
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,360
get older, he's gotten more fickle about the prices, and

913
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,199
he'll say, shit, He'll be like, what's a tough.

914
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 1: Thing, because to get tighter while prices go up is

915
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:00,400
a tough place to be in.

916
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,519
Speaker 2: Well, that's because when they're retired, what do they I mean,

917
00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:03,840
they don't there's no more money coming in.

918
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:04,159
Speaker 1: I know.

919
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,199
Speaker 2: So I get the scare of my dad, but he's

920
00:35:06,199 --> 00:35:08,000
got it. They've got an okay savings and.

921
00:35:08,119 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 1: They can rob you at gunpoint.

922
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 2: I told them I'll give them whatever they want, but

923
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,360
they would never accept a dime from me. We're both

924
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,280
stubborn like that. I didn't take a dime from my parents,

925
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,840
and they would never take a dime from me. Yeah,

926
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,079
like i'd have to never offered a dime. Well neither

927
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,320
was I. But I mean it was never like a

928
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,920
There was no conversation of when you moved to LA,

929
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,079
if you need help. It was never that. It was

930
00:35:27,119 --> 00:35:30,280
always unspoken like yeah, no, you need to No.

931
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,280
Speaker 1: My dad was like, you better not fuck up when

932
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,840
you moved to LA. And then I immediately got a

933
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:34,679
dui and went, did.

934
00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:37,079
Speaker 2: You fucked up? But that helped you? It was just

935
00:35:37,079 --> 00:35:40,039
the best thing that happened. And then when I moved here,

936
00:35:40,039 --> 00:35:44,639
it was like, if you slip and if shit gets

937
00:35:44,639 --> 00:35:46,599
real hard, move home and you can live in the

938
00:35:46,599 --> 00:35:48,480
basement until you get a job and then move out.

939
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,679
It's not we'll give you money, it was will make

940
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,360
sure you're not homeless. Then you'll just go. You have

941
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,119
to go get a job. You have to go get

942
00:35:56,159 --> 00:35:57,920
a job at Pequa's. And I would love to be

943
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,400
hired by them. You kidding me, but but that was

944
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,119
always my thing. But now I have to sneak them

945
00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:05,039
stuff like this, like I'll rent the house, I'll pay

946
00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:07,199
for the house or I'll pay for the flights, because

947
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:09,280
giving them physical money would drive my dad nuts. He

948
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,000
would he would piss him off. But I can do that,

949
00:36:12,159 --> 00:36:13,840
like I bought my mom a car. I can do that,

950
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,039
but I can't give them cash my dad. I think

951
00:36:17,039 --> 00:36:20,599
my dad would be like off emasculated, just offended as

952
00:36:20,639 --> 00:36:22,800
a man, like you don't, you don't, you don't do that.

953
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,280
I take care of my family. But it's that's just

954
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,639
a Midwest thing. I don't think that. I think there's

955
00:36:27,679 --> 00:36:30,199
plenty of places where people don't think that way, where

956
00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:32,440
they're like, fuck, I'll take your money, give me your money.

957
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,920
We have friends, I'm not saying names. We have friends

958
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,199
that support their entire families based on their careers, like

959
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,599
their parents and their cousins or their yes, crazy, I mean,

960
00:36:41,639 --> 00:36:44,760
that's heavy, heavy load. I know some people that have

961
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,480
big nuts every month because they're supporting every a sister,

962
00:36:48,679 --> 00:36:51,880
a dad, you know whatever. I'm not getting yea.

963
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I know. I mean, but that happens a

964
00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:56,199
lot with athletes too, where they'll make money finally and

965
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,440
then they support everyone and that's why they go broke.

966
00:36:58,559 --> 00:37:00,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the saddest shit. Run out of she's fifteen

967
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,519
people around them, and you're like, oh dude, all these

968
00:37:02,519 --> 00:37:05,119
guys got a hotel, they're eating every day, they're your flight,

969
00:37:05,159 --> 00:37:08,320
they're on your yeah, and they expect you pay. Yeah,

970
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,960
like you you pay, You got the money man. Yeah,

971
00:37:11,159 --> 00:37:12,599
I mean that happens to so many guys. It's like

972
00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:14,440
the saddest shit. That's why when I see athletes that

973
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,280
are loners, I'm like, that guy's the man. He's gonna

974
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,559
be rich forever. Yeah, there's no one around like one

975
00:37:19,599 --> 00:37:23,159
friend or like one girlfriend or one human around them.

976
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,320
That's the move, dude.

977
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:24,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

978
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:28,280
Speaker 2: I've seen some some really shitty stories of people having

979
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,079
huge entourages and then you know, you hear to the

980
00:37:31,079 --> 00:37:32,760
grape frind and they're like, you know, he's got he's

981
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,559
like broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, and he made eighty

982
00:37:35,639 --> 00:37:36,440
million dollars.

983
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 1: That guy just filed say it.

984
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 3: Football player Odell Beckham Junior.

985
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: No, he's not broke.

986
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 3: He was just talking about it. So he had a

987
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,480
big thing go viral of him saying eighty million dollars

988
00:37:46,559 --> 00:37:49,280
isn't enough to live a lifetime on. Oh yeah, which

989
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,320
does sound a little crazy, a.

990
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,599
Speaker 2: Little What do you mean that's fucking.

991
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:54,760
Speaker 1: Antonio Brown.

992
00:37:55,119 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 2: Well, AB's in a lot of trouble because he's been

993
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,079
all over the place. What do you mean, well he did.

994
00:37:59,119 --> 00:38:01,239
He just got indicted, right, didn't you just get like.

995
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's probably got legal money coming off of him.

996
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:07,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, what he got indicted on, like a trafficking charge

997
00:38:07,599 --> 00:38:09,559
or something or whatever. They had to extradite him from

998
00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:10,199
another country.

999
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 1: Roster Brittany and the best fall down sometimes.

1000
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 2: Even the greatest. No, But the problem is a lot

1001
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:19,320
of these guys also like athletes, not my roster. Is

1002
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:19,920
he No?

1003
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,599
Speaker 1: And I would tell you, Andrew, I would tell.

1004
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 2: You, but but you DM no. Okay.

1005
00:38:27,519 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: He didn't even get on my radar until like recently,

1006
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,000
until he was on Theo's podcast. I didn't know who

1007
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:33,639
he's a man.

1008
00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:37,159
Speaker 3: He's he's allegedly shot into a Miami crowd and he

1009
00:38:37,199 --> 00:38:39,159
could face up to twenty years if found guilty.

1010
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 2: Can't do that.

1011
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,679
Speaker 1: He shot a gun, champagne, but he didn't shoot.

1012
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 2: He didn't shoot. Compliments that people fucking you can't shoot

1013
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:49,119
that people did Number one far that's the life lesson. Yeah,

1014
00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:52,159
that's not anymore Chicago, listen up, stop shooting on people.

1015
00:38:52,519 --> 00:38:54,920
My god, when I was home, seven people got popped

1016
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,719
outside of the Chicago Theater in front of the Chicago Theater.

1017
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:58,599
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

1018
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,199
Speaker 2: And then at the same time, two kids died on

1019
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:04,960
the West Side, I think the same day. Chicago is

1020
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,559
just that's a bummer to me. It's my home and

1021
00:39:07,599 --> 00:39:09,320
I love it so much. But I'm like, what's the deal.

1022
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,159
You guys can't say it's the south side. No, it's everywhere, now, dude,

1023
00:39:12,159 --> 00:39:14,400
it is. It's all over the place. I mean it's look,

1024
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:18,960
it's concentrated much more on you know, South and Southwest,

1025
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,360
but it sneaks up Chicago theaters in the heart of

1026
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,480
the city. Yeah, I mean, that's crazy that kids get

1027
00:39:23,519 --> 00:39:26,000
popped there, just like standing outside. That's insane.

1028
00:39:26,079 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1029
00:39:26,519 --> 00:39:27,360
Speaker 1: Was it a drive by?

1030
00:39:27,679 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a bunch of teenagers too. It was

1031
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,039
like fourteen to fifteen. That's the worst part. If somebody

1032
00:39:32,039 --> 00:39:33,800
gets shot in their sixty or like whatever.

1033
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, there shoot kids.

1034
00:39:35,559 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 2: Man's kids, shoot an adult. Yeah, that's how I feel

1035
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,079
about cancer. We're all going to get it. If you

1036
00:39:40,079 --> 00:39:41,400
get it when you're old, you're like, oh.

1037
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,639
Speaker 1: Don't say we're there. No we're not.

1038
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,639
Speaker 2: Yeah we are, No, we're not. Yeah, we are under

1039
00:39:44,679 --> 00:39:47,360
stuff Dow we processed foods. No, yes, you do.

1040
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 3: See a little vape bar sitting over that.

1041
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 2: Yeah that thing. Yeah, come on, we're getting it, mister Fogg. Yeah,

1042
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:57,639
is that what it's called? Come on, imagine that's on

1043
00:39:57,679 --> 00:40:01,440
your death report. Mister too many, mister, let me see that.

1044
00:40:02,039 --> 00:40:04,719
These things are so gross and stupid. And it's got

1045
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,559
and now they've got like it's got, it's got a

1046
00:40:07,559 --> 00:40:09,599
screen on it. I know soon they'll just make this

1047
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:11,920
a phone. Why don't they make these phones so.

1048
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,559
Speaker 1: You can I'm in a dark place right now. I

1049
00:40:13,599 --> 00:40:15,440
don't want to talk about that. In fact, I'm vaping.

1050
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:16,599
Speaker 2: What's it? Why?

1051
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, because I don't like that I'm vaping.

1052
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 2: Got you charge it this with a USBC like your phone.

1053
00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:24,039
Just make this a phone, doctor Fogg. Mister Fogg, go

1054
00:40:24,079 --> 00:40:26,800
to med school, become doctor Fogg, and just make this

1055
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,519
a phone. Dude, Get a PhD, mister Fogg.

1056
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:31,519
Speaker 3: iPhone eighteen. You can play a card in.

1057
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, Steve Jobs does one of He's like in the

1058
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:41,360
newest invention ever. They phone the holograp job They all

1059
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:42,280
they should.

1060
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:46,119
Speaker 1: The vape in the hologram appears it's job sick.

1061
00:40:46,199 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 2: That's pretty should get into marketing. They are going to

1062
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,159
start making him do those keynote speeches again because the

1063
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:52,679
other guy that does it stinks.

1064
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: Tim Cook.

1065
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not entertaining at all. So you gotta get

1066
00:40:55,679 --> 00:40:57,239
you got to get the jeens tucked into bad. They

1067
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,000
will hologram him and make him come back.

1068
00:40:59,119 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1069
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,559
Speaker 2: Have you ever to how we Mandel's place his studio, No,

1070
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,920
his recording studio. He invites a lot of people up

1071
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,519
go up there because he's got one of the original

1072
00:41:07,079 --> 00:41:10,119
hologram things, like he's got one of those in his

1073
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,960
it's a Tupac your studio. He can put anybody in there,

1074
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,920
but he does his. It's incredible. It's the wildest shit

1075
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,280
I think I've ever seen in my life. It like

1076
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,880
scares this. You're like, that's a person right there. Yeah,

1077
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,760
it's it's not, but yes, it is it. I hated it, dude.

1078
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:28,079
It's it's the future. For sure. They're gonna hologram you.

1079
00:41:28,679 --> 00:41:31,639
Speaker 1: They're gonna be Yeah, I'm not important enough, they'll hologram you.

1080
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 2: Okay me yeah, no, but they will. They'll sell you

1081
00:41:35,039 --> 00:41:37,119
as like a for less your rate, so you don't

1082
00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:38,760
have to fly there. It'll be half your rate. Can

1083
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,519
we just hologram you in. I'm sure they're gonna do that, Yeah,

1084
00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:43,039
because they're gonna be like you can be doing three

1085
00:41:43,039 --> 00:41:46,159
shows in one night, three different locations. That's fucked up.

1086
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,360
I don't think one hundred percent think so. I don't

1087
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,159
think so, dude, It's coming. The wave is here, Okay,

1088
00:41:52,559 --> 00:41:54,159
holograms will take over for real people.

1089
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:55,800
Speaker 1: What I will say is when I went on this

1090
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,679
trip to Italy and I was like, this is a dump.

1091
00:41:57,719 --> 00:41:58,079
Speaker 2: I hate it.

1092
00:41:58,119 --> 00:42:00,320
Speaker 1: Get me out of here. I really understood. I really

1093
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,320
understood the VR headsets and like just sitting on your

1094
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,679
couch going to Venice, Italy.

1095
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like that. I get. And they'll put

1096
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,320
a thing where you can smell it. You can feel it. Yeah,

1097
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,320
they're gonna make it come to you.

1098
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,639
Speaker 1: You can smell the ship water that's sinking the city,

1099
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:16,440
you can feel the Russian tour.

1100
00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:18,159
Speaker 2: I hate that you don't like it. It's such a

1101
00:42:18,159 --> 00:42:18,719
great place.

1102
00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:20,159
Speaker 1: I think I just did it wrong.

1103
00:42:20,199 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 2: I'll go back on. Milan is fun, but it's cool.

1104
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,679
Rome is too populous. Don't go there. Rome's too much.

1105
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,719
I mean, go there once for people. Go see the college.

1106
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:31,119
It's been there, and then don't ever go again. Yeah,

1107
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,360
then go down to Tuscany, go to Chinkotara, go to

1108
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,880
and then go way south, go to go to Chinkota, Chinquiteia.

1109
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,400
Chinquitara is a region, it's a big region. It's it's Tuscany.

1110
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,519
EA's by Tuscan. It's on the western coast. But it's

1111
00:42:42,599 --> 00:42:45,559
it's incredible. It's like, that's that's where Italian marble is from.

1112
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,239
And then you go on these beautiful, little like mountainous tours.

1113
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,880
What do you mean look around?

1114
00:42:50,039 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: I don't have it in here?

1115
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,679
Speaker 2: Well he should, you really should. What is that made

1116
00:42:53,679 --> 00:42:56,599
out of? Definitely, that's got to be marble. That's got

1117
00:42:56,599 --> 00:42:59,280
to be marble. But it's not Italian, no knowing you

1118
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:06,119
was probably French. It's gayer somehow, French, Mama table. I

1119
00:43:06,159 --> 00:43:09,280
just think that they're wonderful people, but the language is

1120
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,480
just so diminutive. It's so rude French. Yeah, they talk

1121
00:43:12,559 --> 00:43:15,599
to you like they're annoyed with you. Well they are you,

1122
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,280
and I kind of like it, and they kind of

1123
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:20,039
like that. They're so cock sure and they're so confident

1124
00:43:20,519 --> 00:43:21,960
and what are they got to be proud? Of you.

1125
00:43:22,639 --> 00:43:24,880
You know what happened in World War Two? You're welcome.

1126
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,360
What do you got to be so amped on France

1127
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:32,320
because they restored, they kept their city intact by render

1128
00:43:32,519 --> 00:43:34,199
because of us. I don't help them.

1129
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: I know.

1130
00:43:34,599 --> 00:43:38,679
Speaker 2: Okay, you're welcome France once again. When they complained about America,

1131
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,920
You're like, we did this. You'd be speaking fucking German

1132
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:46,880
if it wasn't for US expreca ambition Deutsche, Yeah, expects

1133
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:47,199
to Deutsch.

1134
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah wow.

1135
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:59,079
Speaker 2: Niclosa swonsa yes, you do. You know what I said?

1136
00:43:59,360 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 3: Not a clue.

1137
00:44:00,079 --> 00:44:01,760
Speaker 2: I have a big penis I have a big dick.

1138
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:08,800
That's not true, It's not true. Client is Swansaina say, Alina,

1139
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,320
very small? How did you take German? What did you take? Take?

1140
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,159
Speaker 1: Seven years of Germany and high school? Yeah? Yeah, and

1141
00:44:16,199 --> 00:44:18,199
then I went to Germany and I was so excited

1142
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:21,320
to use my German and I spoke German to this

1143
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,119
German person and they responded, what part of America are

1144
00:44:24,199 --> 00:44:24,519
you from?

1145
00:44:24,639 --> 00:44:28,119
Speaker 2: They know right away, yeah they can, but you look American.

1146
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,159
I know, we look when we go anywhere, immediately they

1147
00:44:31,199 --> 00:44:34,519
go boom American. Sometimes they can guess they're.

1148
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,519
Speaker 3: Like the size outside of the state.

1149
00:44:37,559 --> 00:44:39,599
Speaker 2: Now you're full grown. You're full grown.

1150
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:40,559
Speaker 1: We're corn fed.

1151
00:44:40,679 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 2: They can see us and they immediately just know. We'll

1152
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:46,079
also our demeanor, the way we walk. I noticed that

1153
00:44:46,159 --> 00:44:48,920
in Europe our gate is different. Americans walk fast and true.

1154
00:44:49,519 --> 00:44:51,599
Europeans kind of song. They kind of like moved through.

1155
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,360
Unless you're in a really heavy city of like busy,

1156
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,719
busy city. Most Europeans just they walk a little bit different.

1157
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,360
We're on the fucking go. You always see it American,

1158
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:01,840
We're like, I'm getting.

1159
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 1: They walk infuriates me.

1160
00:45:04,039 --> 00:45:09,320
Speaker 2: Yoking a cigarette, drinking and espresso. But that can move.

1161
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,039
But that's why they live longer than us, because they're

1162
00:45:12,079 --> 00:45:15,239
taking it easy. Man. But I don't care who is

1163
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:19,039
the time? The time? This is where I'm moving. I

1164
00:45:19,119 --> 00:45:21,039
like to get to the I want to go. I'm

1165
00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:22,639
very much. If I said I'm gonna do it, I'm

1166
00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:24,679
gonna go do it. They're kind of like, yeah, maybe

1167
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:25,960
if we want, we can figure it out.

1168
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 1: If we make it that way.

1169
00:45:27,159 --> 00:45:30,679
Speaker 2: It's too las fair. You don't speak French, though, no,

1170
00:45:31,119 --> 00:45:32,840
you should. You love it so much, go learn French?

1171
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,840
And you what do you mean?

1172
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 1: I can't do the whole?

1173
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,159
Speaker 2: What is it called a lingo. Yeah, what's the other

1174
00:45:39,159 --> 00:45:41,679
one that everybody likes? It's it's really popular. Now it's

1175
00:45:41,679 --> 00:45:43,320
not due a lingo, it's there's a new one that's like,

1176
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:44,880
they teach you faster, apparently.

1177
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,280
Speaker 1: I just I don't know if I can be taught.

1178
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:50,079
I think my brain has like metastasized.

1179
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:55,119
Speaker 2: You think you're done, You're done through a fossil. Yeah,

1180
00:45:55,239 --> 00:46:01,800
you kind of are, no Britosaurus, Relax, you think you're done.

1181
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,039
That's why I'm leaving LA because I'm a fucking artifact,

1182
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:06,880
a thousand years old.

1183
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 1: Literally, they're gonna have to put me in a fucking museum.

1184
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,559
Speaker 2: Every young girl is like, are you okay? How old

1185
00:46:11,599 --> 00:46:11,800
are you?

1186
00:46:12,039 --> 00:46:12,679
Speaker 1: Are you?

1187
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:15,280
Speaker 2: How old are you are you? Is that your dad?

1188
00:46:16,119 --> 00:46:19,239
That's your dad? Hi? Are you here to pick up somebody?

1189
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:20,719
When I go to a restaurant? Now? Are you here

1190
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:21,440
to pick up somebody?

1191
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:22,159
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1192
00:46:22,199 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 2: Some chaperoning? Y Yeah, I think that. But I give

1193
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,400
I don't care. I give up. That's why I like

1194
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,840
the valley. It has all the nice restaurants.

1195
00:46:29,679 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 1: It has all the energy of someone who gave up.

1196
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 2: Yeah it's the best, dude, it's the and I did

1197
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,440
give up. I'm not playing this game in the streets.

1198
00:46:37,119 --> 00:46:39,320
I'm going to new shows and then I'm going home.

1199
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 1: You are working harder than anyone I know.

1200
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's it in the in the b in

1201
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,039
my business. But outside of it, I don't want to

1202
00:46:45,039 --> 00:46:49,840
do the LA go to a popular spot. Fuck that, dude. Yeah,

1203
00:46:50,119 --> 00:46:52,719
wait in a line, Get fucked.

1204
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 1: Fucking miss me. I never waited in a line in

1205
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:56,400
my life. Why don't I start now?

1206
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,079
Speaker 2: You know there's a great pizza place called Apollonios that's

1207
00:46:59,119 --> 00:47:00,679
down there on Wilshire. Do you know that place?

1208
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: Now?

1209
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 2: They're up their own ass, but it is phenomenal, but

1210
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,519
they like, you know, it's like when we run out,

1211
00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:07,280
we close, you know what I mean. It's like, fuck you.

1212
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,559
The Midwest would never Chicago would be like, dude, we're

1213
00:47:09,559 --> 00:47:12,159
getting more. They they when they're done their clan and

1214
00:47:12,199 --> 00:47:14,199
they're open for like three hours or whatever. And it's

1215
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,320
phenomenal pizza. It's great, but there's always lines all this shit.

1216
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,760
It's just such a tug job. And LA does that.

1217
00:47:20,039 --> 00:47:22,800
I'm not saying it's their fault. LA does it, and

1218
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,760
it makes them do this thing where it's like we're

1219
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,159
we're bespoke. It's like fuck you.

1220
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:28,880
Speaker 3: Even sneaker drops with pizza.

1221
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,559
Speaker 2: It's cheese and bread. Get fucked, Like, just give get more,

1222
00:47:32,639 --> 00:47:34,639
go get more, and stay open late. Go get more

1223
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,920
cheese and bread and stay open late. Don't play this game.

1224
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,960
That's like, well, when we run out, we're closed because

1225
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,239
that's what Europeans do. But that's not who we are.

1226
00:47:43,039 --> 00:47:46,559
We stay open late, we do more than expected, we'd

1227
00:47:46,599 --> 00:47:48,719
over deliver. That's America.

1228
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:49,559
Speaker 1: That's America.

1229
00:47:49,599 --> 00:47:53,519
Speaker 2: That's fucking America, America, America.

1230
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: That is the energy that I re entered this country with.

1231
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,320
After this trip. Yeah, I was like, God, bless America.

1232
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 2: God bless America. Kiss the ground every time I come back,

1233
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,679
I kiss the border. I patrol agent every time I

1234
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:05,760
come back, right on the mouth. I can't believe. So

1235
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,800
you're going to start working for Ice? You said, yeah.

1236
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 1: I mean it's the only it's the next down there

1237
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:11,840
in Florida.

1238
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,679
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's so funny. If you became an Ice agent,

1239
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,679
that'd be so fucking funny. But you have to get

1240
00:48:17,679 --> 00:48:19,239
all dialed up before you go do it. You're like,

1241
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:20,679
I'm not gonna wear a mask. I want people see

1242
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:24,800
how could have done my hair. I want to see

1243
00:48:25,079 --> 00:48:27,039
the people I deport to see what I look like.

1244
00:48:27,079 --> 00:48:28,159
I mean, my hair looks good.

1245
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 1: I want them to have one last great experience with

1246
00:48:31,679 --> 00:48:33,079
an America.

1247
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you'll do down in Florida. Are you

1248
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,519
really going to open that? You talking about it?

1249
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: Talking about?

1250
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,519
Speaker 2: What are you opening up a thing down there? Opening up?

1251
00:48:40,599 --> 00:48:42,280
What are you open uping a business down there?

1252
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,840
Speaker 1: I'm not my boyfriend, but together? No, no, not together.

1253
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 2: No, he's that's his. Oh that's totally you're not going

1254
00:48:48,039 --> 00:48:48,760
to be doing anything.

1255
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,039
Speaker 1: No, what it's it's a Bangel company.

1256
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 3: I know.

1257
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,639
Speaker 2: But don't you want you work there or help?

1258
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,559
Speaker 1: What? What are you talking about? You think it would

1259
00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:57,360
have worked? Behind it Rochester?

1260
00:48:57,519 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 2: But that's your partner.

1261
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:02,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm not. My service industry days are behind me.

1262
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 2: No, no, no, to deny, you're not. I don't like that.

1263
00:49:05,559 --> 00:49:07,800
Whatever that is is bullshit. This is your dog, this

1264
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,000
is your homie, This is your guy. He's the guy

1265
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,239
that pumps you help him out. Get behind there and

1266
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,920
clean up, put on an apron, tie up that hair,

1267
00:49:16,199 --> 00:49:18,119
and put in some work. No, do you want the

1268
00:49:18,159 --> 00:49:21,199
business to work or not? Then get the fuck back

1269
00:49:21,199 --> 00:49:21,880
there and help out.

1270
00:49:22,039 --> 00:49:25,119
Speaker 1: No, I don't really of course I wanted to be successful,

1271
00:49:25,159 --> 00:49:27,000
but I'm not going to put one ounce of my

1272
00:49:27,039 --> 00:49:28,159
own energy into it.

1273
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:31,519
Speaker 3: Dude, you're doing a tight twenty on Thursday nights. Yeah,

1274
00:49:31,559 --> 00:49:32,400
at the bagel joint.

1275
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys are.

1276
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,079
Speaker 1: There's going to be a stage.

1277
00:49:35,159 --> 00:49:37,079
Speaker 2: This relationship is going to work out because you're not

1278
00:49:37,119 --> 00:49:39,159
going to be there because I would need someone. I'd

1279
00:49:39,159 --> 00:49:41,440
be like, you're helping me. Fuck that, we're doing this together.

1280
00:49:41,559 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 1: It's you go. But if it's your journey, why would

1281
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,079
you want me to encroach on it?

1282
00:49:45,119 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 2: I want you on the journey. I'd want you.

1283
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:48,679
Speaker 1: But I have tried to help him and he's like,

1284
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:49,719
you're stepping on my toes.

1285
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,760
Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh, well, if he doesn't want your help,

1286
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:52,280
that's one thing.

1287
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:55,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just you know, he's doing his own thing

1288
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:56,920
because you know.

1289
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 2: I respect that. That's fine. Yeah, I mean we're going

1290
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:01,000
to open up something. We have a something brewing, yeah,

1291
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,519
and thinking about doing a little Uh. I'm dead serious,

1292
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,480
I want to do I went to this boutique hotel.

1293
00:50:06,519 --> 00:50:08,599
I went to Westchester, PA to go film something m

1294
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,679
HM and I stayed in this hotel that was like

1295
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,920
mom and poppy, like a bed and breakfast, but not

1296
00:50:15,119 --> 00:50:17,480
now no breakfast. They don't do that anymore. But now

1297
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:20,559
it's like it's turnkey and it's code, so nobody works there,

1298
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,679
so they text you all the information. I stayed at

1299
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:24,239
one of these in Santa Barbara. Great, no one's there

1300
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,760
to bother you. If you need anything, you text a

1301
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,280
number that's twenty four hour service. So if you're like, hey, man,

1302
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:33,719
toilet broke, whatever, they come. And I fucking loved it,

1303
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,559
and I thought this place is so cool. And then

1304
00:50:35,599 --> 00:50:39,280
outside on the patio there was cats, like local cats

1305
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,320
that were like roaming around. And I'm a dog person,

1306
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,400
but I was like, oh, look at that literally fucking cats,

1307
00:50:44,119 --> 00:50:45,920
and I said, I said to my wife, I was like,

1308
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:48,119
you know, be sick, dude, because we always joked about

1309
00:50:48,119 --> 00:50:50,800
opening up like a cool rad little like like hotel,

1310
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,519
like buying an old house and making it a hotel

1311
00:50:52,599 --> 00:50:54,159
like that. And I was like, what we should do

1312
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:59,320
is make the place also a like a dog shelter

1313
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:01,039
and then if you want to adopt the dog at

1314
00:51:01,039 --> 00:51:02,679
the end of your stay, take it home. And so

1315
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:04,920
it's like a mini foster trip. And I bet you

1316
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:06,320
there's enough dog people that'd be like I want to

1317
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,760
go stay at that dog hotel where the dog's just

1318
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,920
kind of roam free, coming and going. And if you

1319
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,800
want to take one home, take one home.

1320
00:51:14,039 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: You got to get pretty insane insurance because that's going

1321
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:16,960
to go south.

1322
00:51:17,519 --> 00:51:19,800
Speaker 2: That's fine, Who cares? Fuck it? Life short. How about

1323
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,880
I might as well try something fun like that and

1324
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,800
fail miserably, then not have tried it at all.

1325
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 1: Where would you do it?

1326
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:30,119
Speaker 2: I'd like to think of the Midwest. Somewhere like somewhere

1327
00:51:30,159 --> 00:51:31,679
in the Midwest, it'd be cheaper to do it, and

1328
00:51:31,679 --> 00:51:36,199
somewhere like Scanie, Scannie would be cheaper to do Yeah,

1329
00:51:36,199 --> 00:51:38,280
somewhere like by yeah, somewhere by water up there, somewhere

1330
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,039
by Lake Minnesota. Although it be tough, be tough in

1331
00:51:41,079 --> 00:51:41,559
the winters.

1332
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, southern Illinois. It doesn't snow, it doesn't snow.

1333
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,159
Speaker 2: But you've got to be amongst Southern Illinois people.

1334
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:47,679
Speaker 3: Touche.

1335
00:51:48,079 --> 00:51:50,519
Speaker 2: That's a different world down there, dude. Once you go

1336
00:51:50,599 --> 00:51:52,840
down there, dude, there's a part of Illinois you get

1337
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:56,360
to and it's like you're like, holy shit, dude, this

1338
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:59,480
is not the Midwest. That's the South, dude. That is Yeah,

1339
00:51:59,679 --> 00:52:01,519
it is so funny. You're like, that's still the Midwest,

1340
00:52:01,559 --> 00:52:04,159
But no, it's not. But it touches, doesn't it touch

1341
00:52:04,679 --> 00:52:07,159
the type of Illinois touches Tennessee, right or Kentucky.

1342
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 3: No, Tennessee, Tennessee.

1343
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 2: Yeah right, that's the South, my dude. Like, you go

1344
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,679
down there, you're like, holy shit. The first time I

1345
00:52:12,679 --> 00:52:15,360
went to southern Illinois for like a football game or something,

1346
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,360
in my mind, I thought it was going to be

1347
00:52:17,639 --> 00:52:18,400
just like us.

1348
00:52:19,039 --> 00:52:21,519
Speaker 3: No, dude, I feel like you would have partied at Carbondale.

1349
00:52:21,519 --> 00:52:23,679
Speaker 2: It's southern Illinois. I had a little fun down there. Yeah,

1350
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:25,519
but I mean it is a different culture. The surrounding

1351
00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:30,320
area is not Illinois in what we like Northern Illinois.

1352
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,800
Central Illinois even gets a little farmy. But then when

1353
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,000
you get up to like northern Illinois, like border Wisconsin,

1354
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,079
it kind of all still feels like Midwest people, farmy people.

1355
00:52:38,079 --> 00:52:41,880
But midw still Chicago, We still with Milwaukee, e Wisconsiny.

1356
00:52:42,119 --> 00:52:44,679
You go down south, dude, you're like, this is fucking Alabama.

1357
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:47,519
Like it's a different It's just I don't know, and

1358
00:52:47,559 --> 00:52:51,280
there's and and I love it. It's just it's the sounds. Well,

1359
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:54,199
it's the South. It's just the South. It's a very

1360
00:52:54,199 --> 00:52:59,320
different culture. We're not Southern people. We're not We're fucking Yankees.

1361
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:04,559
Yanke We're Yankees. Dog fucking yeah, we freed the slaves.

1362
00:53:06,559 --> 00:53:09,719
Take that the South. In the South is like, that's

1363
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:11,880
not funny, dude, we don't. We don't. Even the South

1364
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:16,079
treats slavery jokes the way that Germany treats Holocaust jokes

1365
00:53:16,079 --> 00:53:18,480
like they fucking They get so mad about it, like well,

1366
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,239
you know, it's like you did it. Yeah, they get

1367
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,039
so offended. They're like, well, well wait a minute, but you

1368
00:53:22,079 --> 00:53:24,400
do know, you do know that some areas of the

1369
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,920
South have some of the most successful black family Like

1370
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,840
they'll spout out one of the You're like, dude, I'm

1371
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,079
just joking around. Relax like I did.

1372
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:35,760
Speaker 1: Don't with the Snapple facts.

1373
00:53:34,599 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 2: Is that from a laffy taffy. I did a show

1374
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:41,119
in the South. I was in Huntsville, Alabama. You do

1375
00:53:41,159 --> 00:53:43,639
a gig have you ever done that? When you do

1376
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,760
Zanies and Nashville? You can do a one nighter down

1377
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:49,760
in Huntsville and Huntsville is fucking that's that is. And

1378
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,400
I made a couple of jokes on stage about it,

1379
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,800
and a woman afterwards talk was doing that thing to me. Yeah,

1380
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,360
you know we're quite progressive now, that's not really And

1381
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,280
I was like, it's just a comedy joke, man, Yeah,

1382
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:00,840
we have to make fun of the things that happened.

1383
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,800
That's the whole that's literally my job. But also on

1384
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,480
the way down, the driver drove me from Nashville and

1385
00:54:06,639 --> 00:54:08,960
was like, uh, he's like, you know Huntsville, you know,

1386
00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:10,639
NASA is down here. He's like, that's it, gonna be

1387
00:54:10,639 --> 00:54:12,840
at your show a bunch of nerds. And I was like, really,

1388
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:14,679
he's like gonna be a whole bunch of fucking nerds

1389
00:54:14,679 --> 00:54:16,960
at this show. But trust me, I know when comedians

1390
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:18,159
like you come down, he's gonna be a bunch of

1391
00:54:18,199 --> 00:54:20,559
dorks from NASA. He was right. It was like mostly

1392
00:54:21,119 --> 00:54:24,320
engineers that work at NASA because that NASA's center down there.

1393
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:26,880
They have like a campus there. And then he was like,

1394
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,320
you know, not too far down the road is one

1395
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:31,920
of the biggest KKK areas too. I was like, well,

1396
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,320
that's a wonderful blend of two words that still exists.

1397
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:40,159
That's nice. I said to the NASA guys. Ever, that

1398
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,159
two people that are totally in space, two people that

1399
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:46,719
are mentally in space. But you are a KKK member

1400
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:50,239
for a while. Why'd you quit? You know, too much

1401
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:57,280
dry cleaning? Yeah, that's why somebody too much. You better

1402
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,000
get that soa sauce out of our fridge rider. Only

1403
00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:03,199
American married products going to be in here, buddy. It's

1404
00:55:03,199 --> 00:55:05,639
funny to have a debate in the KKK over what

1405
00:55:05,679 --> 00:55:08,280
they're allowed to eat and drink. You know, no, no,

1406
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:12,159
no Chinese. Y'all want to get Chinese tonight. Everyone's like, oh,

1407
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,480
put some ketchu about it. Put some ketchen boneer's gonna

1408
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,119
be that American eyes a Chinese food. Yeah, it's fine

1409
00:55:17,119 --> 00:55:19,480
if you put ketch a bone, Jimmy, don't worry about it.

1410
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,320
I do rule. I do love the South. I should

1411
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,760
say that they are good, that there are some wonderful parts,

1412
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,079
but we're just kidding.

1413
00:55:26,119 --> 00:55:26,639
Speaker 1: Name one.

1414
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 2: I love North Carolina. Love South Carolina.

1415
00:55:29,599 --> 00:55:30,719
Speaker 1: Oh, I love South Carolina.

1416
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,519
Speaker 2: The Carolina are both great. I actually love Tennessee. Tennessee's

1417
00:55:33,559 --> 00:55:34,239
fucking phenomenal.

1418
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 1: The Carolinas are great.

1419
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:39,800
Speaker 2: Kentucky, Kentucky has Louisville is is cool. There's parts of

1420
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:44,000
Kentucky that I really really like. Uh, West Virginia and

1421
00:55:44,039 --> 00:55:47,800
I are not friends. I got nothing to do with them. Yeah. No,

1422
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,960
West Virginia's kinda not for me.

1423
00:55:50,039 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 1: We can get rid of it.

1424
00:55:51,159 --> 00:55:53,079
Speaker 2: It's just I don't get it. I don't understand it.

1425
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,679
Yeah I don't. I really don't. Every time I've ever

1426
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:58,000
like played or gone through when I was doing college runs,

1427
00:55:58,679 --> 00:56:01,719
I was always like, what is it? Yeah, dude, I

1428
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:04,480
did a lot when I first started touring, and I couldn't.

1429
00:56:04,679 --> 00:56:06,639
I couldn't get booked at like full headliner clubs I

1430
00:56:06,639 --> 00:56:09,039
would do. Dude, I did like ten in Pennsylvania. I

1431
00:56:09,079 --> 00:56:10,559
don't even know. This might be a I'm looking at

1432
00:56:10,599 --> 00:56:13,280
him like he knows the stat Pennsylvania has like more

1433
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,559
colleges per capita. It's fucking insane that sense. So I

1434
00:56:16,559 --> 00:56:19,000
would go on a big run of Pennsylvania. I did

1435
00:56:19,039 --> 00:56:20,800
like five or six back to back to back, and

1436
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:24,880
they were all Pennsylvania or East Ohio. And uh yeah,

1437
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:27,920
I did a ton of movies worked, no but I

1438
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:31,360
but but it was like cleaner, cleaner. I never did

1439
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,639
naka yea for people that don't know. NAC as a

1440
00:56:33,679 --> 00:56:36,679
college conference that like hires comics to come perform at schools.

1441
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,719
I never did that because I couldn't. They didn't. That

1442
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:40,360
was too dirty for them. But I would get hired

1443
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,320
individually because when I did Punked on MTV, it gave

1444
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:45,320
me enough leeway for my agent to pitch me as

1445
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:49,119
like Punked. Yeah, man, so I got my start really

1446
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:53,159
on MTV. Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift, I did. I wrote

1447
00:56:53,199 --> 00:56:54,679
that bit. That was probably my best bit that I

1448
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:55,119
ever wrote.

1449
00:56:55,199 --> 00:56:58,360
Speaker 1: Taylor Taylor, I did what a full circle moment?

1450
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:00,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of funny, she taught. She joked about

1451
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:02,400
it before me. It's kind of funny, Yeah, she did.

1452
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 1: But what was the what was the little punk you

1453
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:06,639
did on her? I felt like my trip to Italy

1454
00:57:06,639 --> 00:57:07,679
it was an episode of Punked.

1455
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,639
Speaker 2: Could have been expecting you to jump out of a

1456
00:57:09,679 --> 00:57:12,159
but your boyfriend was punking you. He's like, she's gonna

1457
00:57:12,199 --> 00:57:13,920
do it here, She'll end her life here in Italy.

1458
00:57:15,119 --> 00:57:17,079
I wrote a bit where we we had Justin Bieber

1459
00:57:17,079 --> 00:57:20,360
come back from I don't know where he was, but

1460
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,760
he said he had fireworks and we rigged. It was

1461
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,719
a Malibu beach house, a recording house. It was doing

1462
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,280
an album. Told her stop by and like check out

1463
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:29,119
a new song, and they were setting fireworks fireworks off

1464
00:57:29,119 --> 00:57:31,880
of the porch over the ocean, and we were on

1465
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,079
we had a boat and we were having a wedding

1466
00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:36,519
on a boat. I was the groom and one of

1467
00:57:36,519 --> 00:57:38,320
the fireworks shot off and we roped it to look

1468
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:41,079
like it hit the boat lit it on fire, and

1469
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,280
we had to swim ashore, were like in a dinghy,

1470
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,679
and then we fell out of the boat. Like Taylor

1471
00:57:45,719 --> 00:57:48,079
Swifty ruined my wedding. He's so funny. He was so stupid.

1472
00:57:48,519 --> 00:57:50,599
And she actually was so sweet about it, like, oh

1473
00:57:50,599 --> 00:57:54,000
my god, what a panic moment. Yeah, and uh yeah,

1474
00:57:54,039 --> 00:57:56,519
the chow was terrible to traumatized me. It was terrible

1475
00:57:56,639 --> 00:57:58,519
because you had like be mean to people. Yeah, I

1476
00:57:58,559 --> 00:58:00,800
fucking hat. I was like, I don't want to like

1477
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:03,199
trick people, you know. But I wanted to do the

1478
00:58:03,199 --> 00:58:06,320
show so bad because I wanted to, like beam Well, no,

1479
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:08,239
I just wanted a credit. I wanted one credit so

1480
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,719
I could like get another TV credit And that was

1481
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:14,920
my entry instead of doing like guest stours on sitcoms

1482
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,320
because I could. I didn't really get any. I mean

1483
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:18,000
I didn't get them at the beginning at all. Right,

1484
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,800
then I got a few of them that really I loved.

1485
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,599
Speaker 1: My first introduction to you was I'm dying of here.

1486
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 2: Showtime loved that show, you and British people so much.

1487
00:58:30,519 --> 00:58:35,199
No one liked that show. Everyone you really loved it. Yeah, people,

1488
00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:37,400
people who liked it liked it. But then most people

1489
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,840
the critics fucking ate us alive.

1490
00:58:40,119 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 1: Really well, I mean, who cares what the critics say.

1491
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:42,440
They're always wrong.

1492
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 2: Well, they're the ones that make the show go though.

1493
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:45,440
That's what the problem is. I think, like it's not

1494
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:48,199
the numbers. The numbers don't matter as much as the

1495
00:58:48,199 --> 00:58:51,480
critical acclaim. Like Girls, you know, like historically Girls had

1496
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:55,519
like three hundred thousand views or something something like, really small,

1497
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:58,000
but the critics like pushed it like it was the show.

1498
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:00,440
So then people it became a cultural zeit geist. But

1499
00:59:00,559 --> 00:59:03,840
like the show wasn't. There were shows that got five

1500
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,679
to ten times more the views, do you know what

1501
00:59:05,719 --> 00:59:07,199
I mean? There are shows that got triple the views

1502
00:59:07,199 --> 00:59:08,800
and they still didn't get picked up, right because it

1503
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,559
didn't get the love from this stupid, disgusting business, right,

1504
00:59:11,679 --> 00:59:15,199
That's really what it was. So we had okay viewership,

1505
00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:17,880
but the critics, man, they hated us.

1506
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 1: They just God, I fucking love that show.

1507
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:22,800
Speaker 2: Well that's so night. It was also so criticized by comedians,

1508
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:24,079
you know, that was the funniest part. They're like, the

1509
00:59:24,119 --> 00:59:26,960
stand up sucks. You're like, it's from nineteen seventy eight.

1510
00:59:27,119 --> 00:59:28,639
Speaker 1: It's supposed to see yeah.

1511
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,239
Speaker 2: And the whole point is that we're young comics trying

1512
00:59:30,239 --> 00:59:31,719
to do comedy, trying to figure it out.

1513
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:32,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1514
00:59:32,079 --> 00:59:34,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, So the jokes were supposed to be kind of

1515
00:59:34,079 --> 00:59:37,920
waning and weird and uncomfortable, and nobody got that. I mean,

1516
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,280
britt Brits do. When I talked to British people, genuinely

1517
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:42,679
British people, Holy shit, British people will.

1518
00:59:42,679 --> 00:59:44,559
Speaker 1: I mean truly, I really really really liked.

1519
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:45,599
Speaker 2: They loved the British people love.

1520
00:59:45,639 --> 00:59:47,920
Speaker 1: But I also wasn't maybe in comedy enough at the

1521
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,760
time when it came out, because what year was that,

1522
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,559
twenty you tell me fifteen?

1523
00:59:52,719 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, after that seventeen got he's got

1524
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:57,360
to google it.

1525
00:59:58,199 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 1: My I didn't get back into comedy until twenty eighteen,

1526
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:03,760
so I think maybe probably right.

1527
01:00:03,639 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 2: Before that, right around then. It's got to be twenty sixteen,

1528
01:00:06,559 --> 01:00:09,400
sixteen seventeen, Yeah, that was right, yeah, yeah, yeah, it

1529
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:12,800
was just you know, it was I was in Mammoth

1530
01:00:14,079 --> 01:00:15,679
when they picked up the show for a second season,

1531
01:00:15,719 --> 01:00:17,159
and I genuinely got the call and I was like,

1532
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,280
really like we thought for sure it's never going to

1533
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,199
come back, Like we're giving you one more shot. I

1534
01:00:21,239 --> 01:00:23,679
was like, that's incredible, that's nice. Yeah, because I was like,

1535
01:00:23,719 --> 01:00:24,599
I can pay rent again.

1536
01:00:24,679 --> 01:00:24,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1537
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 2: I was stoked about that. I was like, oh, you're

1538
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:27,760
gonna do it again. Great, Now I don't have to

1539
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,559
like stress about doing road gigs to pay rent. Yeah,

1540
01:00:30,679 --> 01:00:33,239
And I could just stay in LA and pay rent.

1541
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,239
And that's all I was dream was rent. We didn't

1542
01:00:36,239 --> 01:00:38,400
meant any money on that fucking showed it. That was insane.

1543
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,719
How we got fucked on that shift. Well, there was

1544
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,920
thirty of us. I mean there's so many cast members, Yeah,

1545
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,679
there was. The main cast was like ten people.

1546
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:45,159
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1547
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:47,119
Speaker 2: It was just like what they weren't going to pay us?

1548
01:00:47,159 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 1: Did you see all the per episode salaries came out

1549
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,679
of Stranger Things? And Millie Bobby Brown is like, so

1550
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:55,480
fucking love.

1551
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 2: What does she getting paid?

1552
01:00:56,800 --> 01:01:00,679
Speaker 3: I mean, she's the star of other franchise is at Netflix.

1553
01:01:00,679 --> 01:01:01,880
They gave her so much.

1554
01:01:02,039 --> 01:01:04,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, what does she get paid for next? Stranger Things?

1555
01:01:04,239 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 1: So some of the cast members were making one point

1556
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:10,199
one million in episode. A lot of them were making

1557
01:01:10,239 --> 01:01:11,800
a million an episode, and I think she was like

1558
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:13,960
around five or six hundred thousand. It's not low, but

1559
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,119
it's like when she's also the star of that show.

1560
01:01:16,199 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's the most recognized.

1561
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 1: She's the only name I know, right, So I'm like,

1562
01:01:19,039 --> 01:01:20,159
how is she the least.

1563
01:01:20,639 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 2: She's also like forty? Now, how old is she? Started with?

1564
01:01:23,519 --> 01:01:26,079
Speaker 1: They're all in their twenties, They're all going to rehab.

1565
01:01:27,679 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 2: She's she is? How old is she? For real?

1566
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:33,519
Speaker 1: She's twenty five? She just married John bon Jovi's kid,

1567
01:01:34,079 --> 01:01:34,920
and serious.

1568
01:01:34,599 --> 01:01:39,159
Speaker 3: Adopted another kid who they adopted another.

1569
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:40,599
Speaker 1: Kid, Maillie, Bobby Brown adopted a kid.

1570
01:01:40,679 --> 01:01:43,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, so she's they have mommy Bobby Brown. Now mommy Bobby,

1571
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:44,840
Mommy Bobby Brown. Does she have a kid? I mean

1572
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:47,880
Bob bon Jovi from adoption? Oh, she didn't birth a kid?

1573
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:48,119
Speaker 3: Now?

1574
01:01:48,119 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 2: Oh I thought you said another kid, meaning that she

1575
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:52,599
already had a kid. No, twenty five, they would have.

1576
01:01:52,719 --> 01:01:54,519
It's so funny and they're playing high school kids, right.

1577
01:01:54,599 --> 01:01:54,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1578
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:57,159
Speaker 2: I saw the first season and then I we talked

1579
01:01:57,159 --> 01:01:59,320
about this last time. My sister was like, have you

1580
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,800
not started new. I said, dude, I can't. We watched

1581
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,639
one and I said this is cool. One was great.

1582
01:02:03,679 --> 01:02:06,079
I can't and then I was like, I'm tired. It's

1583
01:02:06,119 --> 01:02:08,159
a lot to go, it's a lot of It's.

1584
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,639
Speaker 1: Also funny that Euphoria is still not out like the

1585
01:02:10,719 --> 01:02:13,480
last season of Euphoria. These these they're legitimately going to

1586
01:02:13,519 --> 01:02:14,880
be forty like Euphoria.

1587
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:17,679
Speaker 2: I never watched. Everyone told me I should have watched it.

1588
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:19,440
It was dark, it was really fucking you had to

1589
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:20,719
be like pretty perverse.

1590
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:23,960
Speaker 3: Sidney Sweeney Broke.

1591
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 2: And the guy Jacob, Yes, thank you, Frankenstein. Frankenstein.

1592
01:02:30,079 --> 01:02:34,559
Speaker 1: Frankenstein, the guy who plays Jacob Elordi's dad has als now.

1593
01:02:35,039 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 2: Oh God, to bring it down.

1594
01:02:37,559 --> 01:02:37,840
Speaker 3: I know.

1595
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:44,199
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's so unbelievable. It sucks to figure Dane. Eric Dane, Hey,

1596
01:02:44,239 --> 01:02:47,760
doctors figure it out. Eric Dane. Didn't he play Superman?

1597
01:02:48,639 --> 01:02:49,440
Was he not Superman?

1598
01:02:49,719 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 1: No?

1599
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,760
Speaker 2: He got it. He was in I'm bad, so bad

1600
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:54,280
with names, so.

1601
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:56,639
Speaker 1: I'm bad with everything. I don't have many facts in

1602
01:02:56,679 --> 01:02:57,039
my head.

1603
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:59,719
Speaker 2: You don't enough. Yeah, two plus two.

1604
01:02:59,679 --> 01:03:02,119
Speaker 1: It's a lot of books, and know you pretend about

1605
01:03:02,119 --> 01:03:02,880
it right, Yeah, it's four.

1606
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, I know but you had to talk I

1607
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:05,519
head out, and.

1608
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:07,719
Speaker 1: You know what I can't do. I can't do multiples of.

1609
01:03:07,639 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 2: Eight, eight, sixteen, twenty four.

1610
01:03:13,519 --> 01:03:22,079
Speaker 1: Thirty two, thirty six. Wait, no, forty I panicked.

1611
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 2: Wow, forty forty eight? What's after forty eight? Go fast?

1612
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 1: Fifty?

1613
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:34,199
Speaker 2: Holy fucking six? Holy shit, dude, you went to college.

1614
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,440
I know, like a real one.

1615
01:03:36,719 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 1: I know, but I really just partiedn't suck dick?

1616
01:03:40,639 --> 01:03:45,119
Speaker 2: So yeah, that they will clog up that brain, won't it. Wait,

1617
01:03:45,159 --> 01:03:47,639
so that's why you're dumb. Maybe I sucked dick in college.

1618
01:03:47,679 --> 01:03:48,719
Why am I so dumb?

1619
01:03:49,039 --> 01:03:49,360
Speaker 1: You're not?

1620
01:03:50,199 --> 01:03:52,639
Speaker 2: No, I am. I'm dumb about some things. I'm very

1621
01:03:52,719 --> 01:03:54,239
dumb about them, but it makes me feel good.

1622
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:55,599
Speaker 1: I'm really bad with fast math.

1623
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:58,119
Speaker 2: Fast math is tough. Yeah, the internet makes me feel

1624
01:03:58,159 --> 01:04:00,960
smart because you know, like you will see that they'll

1625
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:05,119
be like name three countries and these kids will be

1626
01:04:05,159 --> 01:04:13,320
like an Africa. I don't know Africa. They'll they'll just

1627
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:14,800
get stumped in here, like Jesus Christ.

1628
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,559
Speaker 1: First, Africa is a continent.

1629
01:04:17,119 --> 01:04:19,679
Speaker 2: No, not to these kids, it's not. No. Most people

1630
01:04:19,679 --> 01:04:22,280
are not. Okay, the Internet's winning.

1631
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:23,440
Speaker 1: Are you okay? How are you?

1632
01:04:23,639 --> 01:04:26,960
Speaker 2: How's your heart skipping a beat every once in a while,

1633
01:04:27,199 --> 01:04:29,920
I'm feeling good because of the caffeine. No, no, no, yeah,

1634
01:04:30,079 --> 01:04:30,840
I'm feeling better.

1635
01:04:31,039 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1636
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:33,519
Speaker 2: Booze down booze.

1637
01:04:33,639 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, away gone, I'm.

1638
01:04:36,079 --> 01:04:39,280
Speaker 2: Not gone forever. She's back there. She's she's lurking.

1639
01:04:39,639 --> 01:04:40,280
Speaker 1: She's lurking.

1640
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:44,960
Speaker 2: She's back there going heyy like no, but yeah, more

1641
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:46,480
coffee than I've ever had in my entire life.

1642
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:48,440
Speaker 1: Okay, that's why your heart skipping a beat and your

1643
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:50,280
foot shaking, your palms are sweating.

1644
01:04:50,599 --> 01:04:54,239
Speaker 2: No, I'm drying. I will cry. I cried, you know what.

1645
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:58,679
I cried at Rental Family. I keep pushing this on everything.

1646
01:04:58,719 --> 01:05:00,679
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you posted it.

1647
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:02,239
Speaker 2: One of the best movies I've seen in yeares Brian

1648
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:06,119
Fraser Knox. Have you seen it? Not fucking unbelievable, I

1649
01:05:06,119 --> 01:05:08,440
said to Bobby. It just verifies why the Japan is

1650
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,440
the best. And he's like, no, it's not like looses

1651
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:13,320
his mind. Japan is the fucking best.

1652
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,440
Speaker 1: The does Japan have to do with anything?

1653
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:19,239
Speaker 2: Movie takes place in Japan? Okay, yeah, it's all about

1654
01:05:19,679 --> 01:05:22,000
him being He's like a failed actor who goes over

1655
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,559
there to kind of like get a second wind of

1656
01:05:23,559 --> 01:05:27,880
his career and he gets hired to be a supplemental

1657
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:32,719
rental friend. Okay, it's fucking amazing, dude. The stories are great,

1658
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:38,840
the the like the sociological study of it. You know,

1659
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:42,519
it's like this great study and like, you know, people

1660
01:05:42,559 --> 01:05:47,280
and relationships and what they mean to you versus what

1661
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:49,239
what it means to the greater whole of a community.

1662
01:05:49,239 --> 01:05:52,159
It's it's a great movie. It's like a philosophical movie

1663
01:05:52,679 --> 01:05:56,159
that really does like put it in your heart. It's

1664
01:05:56,159 --> 01:05:56,599
so good.

1665
01:05:56,719 --> 01:05:58,840
Speaker 1: I mean, Brendan Fraser talk about someone who took a

1666
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:01,800
massive break and just a mame back swing in because

1667
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:03,239
George of the Jungle.

1668
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:08,199
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude was at the Jungle. So good. But

1669
01:06:08,239 --> 01:06:10,199
also he kept It's not like he like people are like,

1670
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:13,480
oh you went away. It's like he was making movies. Yeah,

1671
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:15,679
if you look at a IMDb, he was working. It's

1672
01:06:15,719 --> 01:06:16,760
just he wasn't in Like he wasn't.

1673
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,719
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a breakout yet. I mean he wanted

1674
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:19,920
ton Oscar for the.

1675
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:25,360
Speaker 2: Whale big Fatty. Hey, hey, Precious, I'm right here. That's

1676
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:28,400
so funny. I said, Precious too. I caught that joke.

1677
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,320
I don't even know why I said it. Again, Precious

1678
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:34,760
too white, Precious, that was the whale white fuck. He

1679
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:35,760
doesn't get AIDS in the whale?

1680
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:35,920
Speaker 3: Though?

1681
01:06:36,639 --> 01:06:38,199
Speaker 2: Does she get AIDS? And Precious, I don't. I've never

1682
01:06:38,199 --> 01:06:40,880
seen I don't think. No, really, I thought she does.

1683
01:06:41,519 --> 01:06:43,679
Are you guys both sure neither of you saw that movie?

1684
01:06:43,719 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 1: No?

1685
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:46,239
Speaker 3: I saw it. She was crying about stealing her mom's

1686
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:47,440
man and getting.

1687
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:51,039
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, are you telling me? Yeah? Does Precious

1688
01:06:51,079 --> 01:06:55,639
get HIV? No? She had prep I think she got.

1689
01:06:55,039 --> 01:06:58,920
The main character in the novel Push, the adaptation of Precious,

1690
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:01,519
Clarius Jones, was diagnosed HIV positive. Yes, isn't that the story?

1691
01:07:01,559 --> 01:07:03,400
That's the story she got she got it from her father.

1692
01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:05,639
Speaker 3: I thought I got knocked up by all right. I

1693
01:07:05,639 --> 01:07:06,280
didn't remember the.

1694
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,519
Speaker 2: In the story precures contracts HIV from her father.

1695
01:07:08,719 --> 01:07:11,760
Speaker 1: Whatever. I don't retaine plots or information or facts or anything.

1696
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 2: That a movie.

1697
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:14,519
Speaker 1: I didn't watch the movie.

1698
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:21,280
Speaker 2: Jesus saw clips. Okay, wait, have you heard of bug chasers? Bug?

1699
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:24,159
Speaker 1: Bug chasers? Have either of you heard of this?

1700
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:25,199
Speaker 2: Bug chaser?

1701
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:26,239
Speaker 1: Found out about it?

1702
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 2: It's a bug.

1703
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:29,519
Speaker 1: Ruining my life. A bug chaser is a man with

1704
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:32,440
HIV who intentionally tries to give it to as many

1705
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:33,320
people as this.

1706
01:07:33,599 --> 01:07:37,880
Speaker 2: That's some set's insane. That's terrible, that's the real thing. Yes, no, no, no, yes,

1707
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:38,760
I think.

1708
01:07:38,599 --> 01:07:40,719
Speaker 3: You said it backwards. A bug chaser can refer to

1709
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:46,000
a person who practices intentionally seeking HIV infection through unprotected sex.

1710
01:07:46,159 --> 01:07:51,320
Speaker 1: Why seeking, I thought chasing.

1711
01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:54,280
Speaker 2: But I'll fuck you up, dude, end up in that fireplace.

1712
01:07:54,679 --> 01:07:58,079
I'll turn it on a bug a bug cha bug chaser. Yeah,

1713
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:01,079
this is a new phenomenon, people looking for diseases. Yes,

1714
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:02,800
don't do that. Don't do that.

1715
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:03,320
Speaker 1: Just don't.

1716
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:04,719
Speaker 2: I don't know how else to say that, But don't

1717
01:08:04,719 --> 01:08:07,039
do that. That sounds like I just terrible choice to do.

1718
01:08:07,119 --> 01:08:09,119
I mean, I don't know why you'd want to do that. Why,

1719
01:08:09,239 --> 01:08:10,079
what would be the purpose?

1720
01:08:10,119 --> 01:08:11,639
Speaker 3: It's a good way for suicide.

1721
01:08:12,559 --> 01:08:13,199
Speaker 1: Kill yourself.

1722
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:15,679
Speaker 2: You don't when you you don't, they you live a

1723
01:08:15,679 --> 01:08:18,199
whole life with it. Now, Well you don't have to, No,

1724
01:08:18,359 --> 01:08:19,760
that's true. If you just don't take anything.

1725
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:21,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could just not get medicated.

1726
01:08:21,399 --> 01:08:22,079
Speaker 2: And what are you taking.

1727
01:08:22,079 --> 01:08:24,920
Speaker 1: You're on a lot of medication, Yeah, just mostly prep.

1728
01:08:25,119 --> 01:08:28,640
Speaker 2: You are stay safe? Yeah, put on more lipstick? Girls,

1729
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:30,479
What is it for? What is it?

1730
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:35,039
Speaker 1: Honestly, my lips were chapped stick right, it's it's it's

1731
01:08:35,279 --> 01:08:36,039
tinted glass.

1732
01:08:38,039 --> 01:08:39,720
Speaker 2: Imagine if we had to do all that dumb.

1733
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:41,479
Speaker 1: Ship, Imagine how good you'd like.

1734
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:43,800
Speaker 2: Nah, I'm fine looking like this, dude, It is good

1735
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:46,520
for me? Are you mid? Love? Being mid? Mid is

1736
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:50,039
perfect right down the middle, dude. Not bad, not good.

1737
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:55,159
It's this is I'm gliding fucking cruise, you know what.

1738
01:08:55,159 --> 01:08:57,840
I'm a skipping stone. I will sink at some point,

1739
01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:02,079
right and right now, I'm just skipping and you guys

1740
01:09:02,079 --> 01:09:05,159
all want to be rainbows. No, come down to the water. No, no, no,

1741
01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:06,039
cold down.

1742
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,960
Speaker 1: Here, fucking I'm at the bottom of the lake.

1743
01:09:08,359 --> 01:09:11,880
Speaker 2: You are it Fucking a body that they find seventeen

1744
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:14,359
years later in the car, it's her. It is her.

1745
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:16,600
We saw we saw her ring. They're crying when they

1746
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:17,920
get out. That's just such a hard Have you ever

1747
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:20,399
seen this? Then the divers, it's like the saddest They're like,

1748
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:22,680
we found a body and this is the license plate.

1749
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:26,760
Andy're like, yeah, it's fucking the darkest shit. It's as

1750
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:29,239
like your algorithm, what the fuck are you? Where are

1751
01:09:29,239 --> 01:09:33,039
you seeking this out? True crime? I love true crime.

1752
01:09:34,159 --> 01:09:35,159
I like untrue crime.

1753
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:40,119
Speaker 3: It always starts with some weirdo tossing a magnet in

1754
01:09:40,159 --> 01:09:41,000
the lake and then all of a.

1755
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,000
Speaker 2: Sudden, that is exactly how it starts. That was like

1756
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,079
super super heavy magnets, Like I think it's a car

1757
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:47,960
and they get a diver to go down there and

1758
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,359
it's like the Thames River or something, and the Brits

1759
01:09:50,399 --> 01:09:52,760
are just like I thought, No, dude, how long the

1760
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:55,960
call has been down there? This is nineteen fold tell

1761
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:59,560
you pin type. They pop the trunk and they find

1762
01:09:59,560 --> 01:09:59,960
a body.

1763
01:10:00,039 --> 01:10:02,479
Speaker 1: You're so good at accents? How'd you find out you

1764
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:03,239
could do all those?

1765
01:10:03,319 --> 01:10:05,439
Speaker 2: When I was a kid, I was movies and TV. Yeah,

1766
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:07,760
you just repeat everything I heard and I would do

1767
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:09,640
it to my mom until they were like, go away.

1768
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:11,520
Speaker 1: I did that with Harry Potter because they were only

1769
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:14,000
hiring British actors and I was like, I can do it.

1770
01:10:14,159 --> 01:10:14,760
Speaker 2: I can do it.

1771
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:15,600
Speaker 1: I can do it.

1772
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,439
Speaker 2: Harry, Harry run.

1773
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,560
Speaker 1: No, you're a wizard.

1774
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:24,239
Speaker 2: Ari You're a wized Ariy, Harry, You're a wizard. Good God,

1775
01:10:24,239 --> 01:10:26,840
bless those guys. Fuck me, Yeah, talk about it. What

1776
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:29,520
a run, dude, generation that got fucked up? What a

1777
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:30,439
great run.

1778
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:32,680
Speaker 1: Daniel Radcliffe was like a full blown alcoholic by the

1779
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:35,399
time he was thirteenth. Was he really pulling up to

1780
01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:37,399
set like hammered drunk? Yeah?

1781
01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:39,079
Speaker 2: God no, I like that so much more.

1782
01:10:39,119 --> 01:10:40,840
Speaker 1: Fucking lock in and be Harry Potter.

1783
01:10:42,039 --> 01:10:43,000
Speaker 2: That'd be cool to do that.

1784
01:10:43,199 --> 01:10:45,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, it's not cool to have that much

1785
01:10:45,439 --> 01:10:46,359
fame when you're so young.

1786
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:47,479
Speaker 2: No, not when you're a kid.

1787
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:48,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird.

1788
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:50,520
Speaker 2: Fame is not good at any age, but when you're

1789
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:52,439
a kid, it's got to be the hardest. Yeah, because

1790
01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:54,479
you're not you don't get to be you. Yeah, you

1791
01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:56,279
have to be like locked in a thing all the time.

1792
01:10:56,279 --> 01:10:59,199
They have to like keep you away from everyone. He's like,

1793
01:10:59,239 --> 01:11:01,920
I just want to go out play. You can't do

1794
01:11:02,079 --> 01:11:06,039
can you er? I'm not Harry, I'm Daniel. You're not

1795
01:11:06,239 --> 01:11:10,640
You're Riy. Sit in your room, sit in your piles

1796
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:12,199
of money. Ery.

1797
01:11:12,479 --> 01:11:14,840
Speaker 1: Well, with that, on that note, I think the gardener's

1798
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:16,079
here so well, I got to work.

1799
01:11:16,119 --> 01:11:19,720
Speaker 2: That's my guy. It brought my ship. Yeah, and I'm ice,

1800
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:22,720
so I'm gonna I knew you were gonna do that.

1801
01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:24,960
That's why you went to Florida. I knew it. I

1802
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:29,039
was like, why would you go to Florida? Could you out, Ice,

1803
01:11:29,119 --> 01:11:34,840
Ice baby, please and gloriously.

1804
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:37,279
Speaker 1: I'm ending it. I'm just I'm just gonna break my

1805
01:11:37,319 --> 01:11:39,640
ankle in the dismount. Do you want people to fucking

1806
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:40,399
follow you?

1807
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:45,319
Speaker 2: Don't follow me, dude, unfollow me, Peto Santino and unfollow me.

1808
01:11:45,479 --> 01:11:46,760
Oh see me live?

1809
01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:48,520
Speaker 1: Yeah? Go see. Are you on tour? Do you want

1810
01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:49,119
to plug any day?

1811
01:11:49,119 --> 01:11:50,840
Speaker 2: I'm just doing a bunch of casinos. I'm not doing

1812
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,359
like a traditional tour. I'm just doing a bunch of

1813
01:11:52,359 --> 01:11:53,359
casinos to warm up.

1814
01:11:53,279 --> 01:11:55,199
Speaker 1: So you can do some gambling in between.

1815
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:58,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of. It's just gamble, golf and hang out.

1816
01:11:58,399 --> 01:11:58,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1817
01:11:59,119 --> 01:12:00,920
Speaker 2: I'm doing a bunch of casinos in the new year.

1818
01:12:01,479 --> 01:12:05,560
All right, Well, go to understanding here dot com. It's

1819
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:07,680
the funniest I'll be out there. I'll be telling yucks.

1820
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:10,319
I'll be making yuck yuck jokes, yuck yuck jokes, art

1821
01:12:10,399 --> 01:12:11,000
jokes galore.

1822
01:12:11,199 --> 01:12:12,920
Speaker 1: All Right, you guys, thank you so much for tuning

1823
01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:15,319
in to this episode of Talking Schmid. Follow us on

1824
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:19,800
YouTube and Instagram and wherever you get your podcasts, Spotify, Apple,

1825
01:12:20,119 --> 01:12:22,319
whatever the fuck. Alright, see you next week.

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01:12:22,119 --> 01:12:22,279
Speaker 3: Thank