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<v Speaker 1>Still don't want to raise me. I told you he

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<v Speaker 1>was chicken. Heather stand marsh the doors.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, dude, if I race, you will leave me alone?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Fine, you and me at the summit, now, okay, race

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<v Speaker 3>race kick Ash.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to going down to Southwark, the podcast where we

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<v Speaker 4>always have our sales of time, and boy did with

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<v Speaker 4>this week because we traveled all the way down to Aspen.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Dano and I am going, Yes, we are coming

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<v Speaker 1>to me lying from a little place in Aspen down

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<v Speaker 1>to say with me. So, how does it feel good

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<v Speaker 1>to say? I love that?

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<v Speaker 4>That's actually one of my favorite moments, right, so just

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<v Speaker 4>try to say.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels good to be rich.

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<v Speaker 4>And the secondary's gonna love hearing that one. Sorry, why,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, ladies, I forgot what'll happen in this episode?

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<v Speaker 4>Not gonna lie, right, and you'll tell me how great

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<v Speaker 4>it is. I'm little memories. I just remember they got

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<v Speaker 4>to the snow and there's a douche bay there. Tats

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<v Speaker 4>turned to be Tad. I loved him, but I love

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<v Speaker 4>the Timeshares even more. I think it's actually it was

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<v Speaker 4>all fantastic, wasn't it. It was all great?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I mean I very much liked, of course, the

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<v Speaker 1>a plot of which is basically a terrific nineteen eighty

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen movie called hot Dog. The movie. It's essentially the

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<v Speaker 1>same plot, even down to the font when it's a

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<v Speaker 1>South park Ian Aspen's good. That's hot Dog the movie's opening,

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<v Speaker 1>is it? Ah? Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But the b plot with the whole timeshare thing really

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<v Speaker 1>made me laugh. And I've forgotten a lot about it,

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<v Speaker 1>But there was one thing that made me love the most, because,

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<v Speaker 1>as we like to say on the internet, it happened

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<v Speaker 1>to me. The lovely Luis Anda were in Bali recently,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, we've been there a few times. We

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<v Speaker 1>like to think we're relatively savvy travelers. We're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to be drawn in by the hey boss, hey boss,

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<v Speaker 1>come and get some of this action. Walking through the

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<v Speaker 1>shopping center and this this salesman, he was incredible. He's

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<v Speaker 1>very persuasive, very charming. Thought we'll give him a second.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, he was talking about a new hotel development

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<v Speaker 1>that had come up. It's like, have a look at

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<v Speaker 1>these cards, et cetera, et cetera. Have a scratch. There

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<v Speaker 1>always are scratches. Yeah, the scratches get you I got

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<v Speaker 1>a particular prize and you always got the red dot,

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<v Speaker 1>but lou got red stickered. Yeah, you got the red sticker. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you got the redsticker. It's even a parody.

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<v Speaker 5>And he was so.

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<v Speaker 1>Good at it that for a second we were like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh wow, this is what a good deal. Yeah, just

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<v Speaker 1>a scratch, and we nearly nearly fell for it. And

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<v Speaker 1>then he was saying, oh, but we have to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the hotel development for you to claim all this business.

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<v Speaker 1>We're like, we're not going to a second location.

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<v Speaker 4>No, So you're hopped on the ski lift.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And then he tried to guilt trips by saying, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know the gelt trip. Yeah, I need to get

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<v Speaker 1>if if I don't get my fifty dollars bonus, if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't do this thing, how I was supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>feed my children? Like that sounds like you issue pal

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like a skills issue, bad luck. And we

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<v Speaker 1>walked away. We didn't feel good about it. But every

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<v Speaker 1>time after that, we're like, is he still there? We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to take the long way around. We couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>walk past that guy again because we came up with

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<v Speaker 1>some bullshit excuse about why we couldn't go to his

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<v Speaker 1>second location with him, and why we had to, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>deprive him with fifty la bonus.

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<v Speaker 4>And he'd have kids made because the kids are the

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<v Speaker 4>perfect excuse because I was just she ship herself.

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<v Speaker 1>Look all right, that's what Lu said about me. I

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't have had that burrito.

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<v Speaker 4>But yeah, I'm sure if you just say that, sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>I've shipped myself. No, they're not going to question. It's

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<v Speaker 4>time for that ship. Like pun intended.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got We've got the best toilets at the second

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<v Speaker 1>at this new development, come along doned an adult Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I remember we went.

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<v Speaker 4>We only had one proper family holiday when I was

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<v Speaker 4>growing up.

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<v Speaker 1>We drove.

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<v Speaker 4>We drove all the way to Queensland because my dad

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<v Speaker 4>wouldn't get on a plane right to drive twenty one

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<v Speaker 4>hours to Queensland. I remember we're in surface Paradise and

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<v Speaker 4>mom and dad got done with the time share. My

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<v Speaker 4>sister and I we would have been so it's ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 4>I would have been eleven, my sister would have been seven.

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<v Speaker 4>And I remember just sitting there listening to these two

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<v Speaker 4>people talk to my mom and and Mum's just like

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<v Speaker 4>we can't have fought.

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<v Speaker 1>And my Dad's just like this just sounds pretty good.

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<v Speaker 5>Just hear it out.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to give a guard check.

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<v Speaker 4>And Mom's like, no, we can't have Johnny, we kind

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<v Speaker 4>of fought. Dad's like where do I sign? But hopefully

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<v Speaker 4>they didn't. And Nicol and I did it once as well,

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<v Speaker 4>because he offered us a one hundred dollars coals card, right,

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like, I can sit through half an hour.

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<v Speaker 4>It's always half an hour, so just come funny, they

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<v Speaker 4>take a half an hour. We're sitting there waiting for

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<v Speaker 4>like half an ever before we even get into the place.

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<v Speaker 4>And they get you in there. It's like one on

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<v Speaker 4>one sort of like meetings and like you said, super charming,

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<v Speaker 4>and they can sent straight away where they're going to

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<v Speaker 4>get you or not. And then it's the the last resort.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like it was always the guilt trip, and

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<v Speaker 4>he tried the guilt trip on us and I just said, mate,

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<v Speaker 4>just give us hold our colds. Actually goes no, you

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<v Speaker 4>just have to wait a minute. I'll go, I'll go

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<v Speaker 4>get it.

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<v Speaker 1>He takes like twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wait, you out like give me give him and

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<v Speaker 4>we got eight coles voucher, but it took us a

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<v Speaker 4>recond maybe two three hours to get that Coles voucher.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I'm sure I have shared with you

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<v Speaker 1>and the listeners the shameful time of guy was nearly

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<v Speaker 1>sucking into being an Amway representative.

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<v Speaker 4>Am I no, no, and I'd never heard of AMH

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<v Speaker 4>So am Way was it was Tuperware originally it wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>That was am Way. What was the other one my

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<v Speaker 4>mom got sucked in with? It was vacuum cleaners. Kirby

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<v Speaker 4>might have been Kirby Kirby vacuums or something. My mom

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<v Speaker 4>used to have these parties and stuff Myke's.

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<v Speaker 1>Wife did Enyo, which was the Swedish Swedish cleaning products.

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<v Speaker 1>They're actually pretty good. We've still gone to this day.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mind him.

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<v Speaker 4>Mum's I'm having a toperwear party right and it's like

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<v Speaker 4>all my friends, Mum's gonna be over. We'll be playing

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<v Speaker 4>video games with my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought this was going to turn into like the

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<v Speaker 1>Stacey's Mom videos. All the moms are coming there and

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<v Speaker 1>heavy of that teleware. I didn't know what Amway was

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<v Speaker 1>at this stage. It was cleaning, which was to help

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<v Speaker 1>me what am I is? Yeah, it's my mom did

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<v Speaker 1>Amway as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually it's multi level marketing. My mom did Amway. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>red containers, weren't they.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe the house was full of Amway. Yes, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what it is? Pyramids game? Right? Pyramids game essentially. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was out at a nightclub when I think I

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<v Speaker 1>was about nineteen years old and this guy I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to say his full name, his name is Adam.

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<v Speaker 1>I caught up with him again recently. He's a good guy,

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of a hustler. I mean, he's doing very

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<v Speaker 1>well for himself. He's driving a very flash car and

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<v Speaker 1>all this kind of business and.

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<v Speaker 4>Charge the people to the K thirteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Call me god. No, he's actually a good guy. But

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<v Speaker 1>he was the one who I'd had a few drinks

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<v Speaker 1>and he's talking about, oh, it's this great money making opportunity.

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<v Speaker 1>Come along with me, and I'm like, you're pretty persuasive, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>come along. I'd never heard of Amway, so but at

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<v Speaker 1>some at some stay of saying well, yes, this is Amway,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like what wait? Am like okay? And if

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little more worldly, would have been like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting out here.

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<v Speaker 4>My mom cleans my house. I don't need clean in

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<v Speaker 4>front of what is this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You call cleaning? But I thought, oh, look, I'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to live a creative life, which is a sure by

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<v Speaker 1>way making no damn money. It'd be nice to have

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<v Speaker 1>something that made a little money and then I could

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<v Speaker 1>concentrate on other things. Didn't really work that way. I

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<v Speaker 1>had no nauss a salesman or anything like that. And

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<v Speaker 1>after about i know, six months or something, and this

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<v Speaker 4>What was Wilson trying to sell in the posit of happiness?

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<v Speaker 4>He became that guy, Oh, selling type typewriters.

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<v Speaker 1>What was it?

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<v Speaker 4>Something that was outdated by the time he was trying

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<v Speaker 4>to sell it. Yeah, whatever it was, but you become

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<v Speaker 4>that guy. Yeah, and when he goes back my mom,

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<v Speaker 4>I remember, I have memories of she would have to

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<v Speaker 4>go to people's houses with like people. She'd suck it

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<v Speaker 4>into joining Amway because she was sort of like their

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<v Speaker 4>team leader now, so she'd have to watch them do

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<v Speaker 4>and teach them how to do the sessions or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very cold, like the it's got the hierarchy and

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<v Speaker 1>the structure and all this kind of business, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>all very motivational and.

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<v Speaker 4>Rama, yea mom did one was MoMA's not like several

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<v Speaker 4>of them. I don't know why she persisted with her.

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<v Speaker 4>And then she finally found her calling in the sense

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<v Speaker 4>of Mom's just looking for something to She's like, I

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<v Speaker 4>haven't found my purpose. And now she's working with people

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<v Speaker 4>who disability isn't the term, but like where they live

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<v Speaker 4>in a home because they can't live at home, they

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<v Speaker 4>need extra care, full time care. She's a care and

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<v Speaker 4>she's just like absolutely just excelling at it. She's like

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<v Speaker 4>the leader of the house. Basically, that's what Mum was

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<v Speaker 4>destined to do. But before that, though scheme up, the

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<v Speaker 4>scheme of the scheme. She did this energy drink one

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<v Speaker 4>as well, and that the fridge befall these energy drinks

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<v Speaker 4>which won. There was sugar free energy drinks, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was just like, this doesn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>It was prime. Wasn't that she got sucked in by

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<v Speaker 1>the pool? Now it was not that that ship.

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<v Speaker 4>What were they called that vanilla one moon, milk moons something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was garbage. But anyway, I will fight Jake Aspen.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think of sidetracked?

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<v Speaker 4>When do you think of South Park? This is sort

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<v Speaker 4>of one. This is what you have envisioned, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>This is everything you love about South Park.

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<v Speaker 1>It very much is.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, without the complete absurdity of you know, Kenny being

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<v Speaker 4>killed and that kind of there's no sort of little

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<v Speaker 4>violence in this one. Just what the humans based on

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<v Speaker 4>is what South Bark is.

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<v Speaker 1>There's plenty, not plenty of ridiculousness in it, but there's

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<v Speaker 1>Why you're feeling a bit too sorry for Butters.

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<v Speaker 4>He just seems so pathetic that I'm finding it hard

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, I mean, he's new to the group, so

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<v Speaker 4>And maybe because of the start to It almost feels

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<v Speaker 4>great that he's the kid's new best friend. It's so

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<v Speaker 4>great having Butters around. Yeah, you know, ever since Kenny died,

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<v Speaker 1>Get that vibe, and particularly what you're talking about with

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<v Speaker 4>It's just the opening scene, I know what you mean.

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<v Speaker 4>That just struck me as reminding.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, the parents just desperately trying to convince themselves

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I liked how stilted it felt that whole

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<v Speaker 1>are certain things that Parker and Stone did very well,

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<v Speaker 1>and just that kind of inane small talk or not

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<v Speaker 1>of spec No, we're friends by default.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just because we've had Carmon and Butters interact quite

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<v Speaker 4>a bit in the last season, right, I just don't

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<v Speaker 4>feel like there's been that much interaction between Kyle, Stan

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<v Speaker 4>They don't seem to care about him. They find him

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<v Speaker 4>as a deweve, they think he's pathetic. They don't really

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<v Speaker 4>but Butter's episode, right, Stan and Kyle don't appear to

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<v Speaker 4>this episode, but I just feel like Cartman is the

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<v Speaker 1>It seems that way, certainly, and I think he just

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<v Speaker 1>wants to do that because he likes having someone to

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<v Speaker 1>push around, someone to bully, Yeah, to do his dreadful

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<v Speaker 1>dreadful prank song, horrific.

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<v Speaker 4>Pranks, horrible pranks. Ye.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, favorite moments from the episode. It's funny because it

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<v Speaker 1>friends by default. There's a great line from Butter's dad,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, but he's the perfect boyfella. Now, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>remember that given what we know about Butter's dad. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a nice off color joke that whole south Park in

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<v Speaker 1>Aspen having the hot dog the movie made it feel special.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, and the whole well it's take on me, but.

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<v Speaker 4>It takes the montage. Is that push it to the limit?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, which is one of the reasons I love it

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<v Speaker 1>so much. It was like, but the first time I

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<v Speaker 4>And don't you forget about me at the end.

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<v Speaker 1>And also and safety dance with Butter's doing I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it's the safety dance, but doing it like a

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<v Speaker 1>little Charlie Brown dance. I thought that was hilarious.

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<v Speaker 4>Just the overall parody of sports films. The sports story

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. They say on Wikipedia, which never lies,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, that this is one of the easiest episodes

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<v Speaker 1>to write because they just took all their underdog movies

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<v Speaker 1>I think Trey had also been pressured into a timeshare thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, it's like, but I think they've been trying they

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like, fuck those guys. I don't know if we've

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<v Speaker 1>heard this before in South Park, but it's something that

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<v Speaker 1>becomes a catchphrase of sorts. Later on, I think this

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<v Speaker 1>is the first time I've heard Randy go oh god

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<v Speaker 1>damn it? Is it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe I'm sure he said that before, but possibly not.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe it's just my memory of hearing him say it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I just love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God damn it. Montage is so great. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. It's just borrowing the rhythm from push

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<v Speaker 1>It to the It's one of those songs that like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>writing a parody song is easy, isn't it? And it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not. It's really not.

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<v Speaker 4>I wrote a couple of parody songs when I was younger. Right, So,

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<v Speaker 4>when I was working in the Dali holes, all everyone,

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<v Speaker 4>all of us will forced to wear hair NEETs, right,

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<v Speaker 4>and they will be pissed off when that's when you

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<v Speaker 4>drop up and you didn't your hand. They say, where's

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<v Speaker 4>your hairnet? And for some reason in my head I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Going, where's your hair dad? Where's your hair had? May?

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<v Speaker 1>I ask are there any other lyrics of that?

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<v Speaker 4>Or is there yest'd be one of my old laptops.

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<v Speaker 4>But I literally I'm like, there's something there, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And when you got out the leg of ham, did

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<v Speaker 1>you go Slice Slice Baby. I did not, but I

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<v Speaker 1>should have. You should have. Yeah, Montage is fantastic. Even

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<v Speaker 1>better is the standarsh song. Yes. I loved so with

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<v Speaker 1>those guys every time they go ooo and standards just

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<v Speaker 1>like what you're going to beat me.

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<v Speaker 4>Every Just stupid douchebag jock in all those sports films. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and not just sports films, just eighties teen films.

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<v Speaker 1>Very much so. Tad Tad Tad is the name too.

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<v Speaker 1>If you can find watch Hot Dog the movie and

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<v Speaker 1>also watch one called.

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<v Speaker 4>Up the Creek looks a lie. I was very disappointed

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<v Speaker 4>when you sent me Hot Dog the movie right. I

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<v Speaker 4>thought it was going to be Hot Dogs. Fan made

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<v Speaker 4>film of hot Dogs from Big Brother Australia two thousand

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<v Speaker 4>and four, had his own late night TV show. We've

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<v Speaker 4>mentioned him on the podcas hot Dogs are Late Friend

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<v Speaker 4>of the Post.

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<v Speaker 1>What a show that was. I don't recall a single

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<v Speaker 4>Home from being out in front of the night be

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<v Speaker 4>one am hot Dogs? Is they're doing fucking puzzles? You

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<v Speaker 4>can call him up like I've got him. I got

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<v Speaker 4>on TV a couple of times calling up hot Dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>What's hot Dogs? A good guy? Is he a solid dude,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't really know what he was doing.

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<v Speaker 5>I think there's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Reason we haven't heard of hot Dogs since the Glory Day?

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<v Speaker 4>What is hot Dogs doing now? I feel like it's

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<v Speaker 4>you know, hot Dog and movie hot Dogs. Let's just

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<v Speaker 4>do it, finally, hot Dogs, big brother?

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<v Speaker 1>What's he?

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<v Speaker 4>What was his real name? Simon Deering? He's on his

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<v Speaker 4>own Facebook page?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it Simon hot Dogs Deering? No.

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<v Speaker 4>Simon Deering, better known as the nickname hot Dogs, was

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<v Speaker 4>a contestant and eleventh victory of Big Brothers st two

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<v Speaker 4>thousand and five.

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<v Speaker 1>He has since continued his career.

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<v Speaker 4>In Australian television has he though during his childhood years

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<v Speaker 4>he appeared briefly in the TV show Home and Away,

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<v Speaker 4>appearing as George Fisher, a petty criminal who stole a

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<v Speaker 1>It's like lame, miserable. I'm just trying to think, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>On July twenty five, two thousand and five, Deer was

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<v Speaker 4>at a Cans, Queensland night club, doing a promotional spot

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<v Speaker 4>for Your Brother. Him and an unnamed twenty two year

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<v Speaker 4>old woman were arrested outside the club in charge with

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<v Speaker 4>creating a public nuisance by committing in a decent act

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<v Speaker 4>in public hot Dogs. Initial reports accepted Dealer and that

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<v Speaker 4>was about to say hot dog. Initial reports accepted Deerings

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<v Speaker 4>claimed that he had merely left the club to urinate.

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<v Speaker 4>He was released on one hundred dollars bail and it's

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<v Speaker 4>September two thousand and five. Pleaded gifty to three charges

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<v Speaker 4>and was fined one thousand dollars and that's all it says.

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<v Speaker 4>So he continued his career in Australian television doing what

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<v Speaker 4>if in his own page, doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Know simon mate, if you're listening, if you're.

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<v Speaker 4>Watching, Oh no, He's now a local property expert for

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<v Speaker 4>Purple Bricks in Perth. Purple Bricks and pur Briggs once

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<v Speaker 4>popped up on a Channel seven reality show to give

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, if you're watching, if you're listening, come be part

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<v Speaker 1>of a four big discount. You know you must have

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<v Speaker 1>a favorite South Park or Simpsons episode.

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<v Speaker 4>He's the one did the turkey slap? Right a turkey slap?

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<v Speaker 1>Was he? Was? He the turkey slapper?

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<v Speaker 4>Hot Dogs Turkey Slam. I'm pretty sure he was the

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<v Speaker 4>turkey slapper, wasn't he That's where he got his name.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, I think he was hot Dogs

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<v Speaker 1>when he came in, Uh hot dog turkey slap. We

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<v Speaker 1>need to find out why why he is nicknamed hot

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<v Speaker 1>Dogs and then we can maybe talk about Aspen.

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<v Speaker 4>The Big Brother Turkey slap incident changed reality television forever.

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<v Speaker 1>It really did. Do you remember that?

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<v Speaker 4>Just it did like we were glorifying sexual assault. Michael

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<v Speaker 4>John Brick held down falloy contestant Camilla Severi while Michael

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<v Speaker 4>Ashley Cox pulled down his pants and slapped it on

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<v Speaker 1>With he's junk. I'm not going to say it kickstarted

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<v Speaker 1>the me too movement, but it may well have.

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<v Speaker 4>And Prime then Prime Minister John Howard at the time

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<v Speaker 4>called for the entire show to be canceled immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a fan of this turkey slap.

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<v Speaker 4>No, anyway, let's get back to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go back to what. I liked a lot of stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>What did you I just liked the ooh and that

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<v Speaker 4>the montage and sports training, sports treating and try saying

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<v Speaker 4>it's being rich, isn't it. Oh, they give him some food,

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<v Speaker 4>it's like to take it away. That's what being attached

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<v Speaker 4>is like you do you taste little bits of what

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<v Speaker 4>it's like to be rich.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay.

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<v Speaker 6>Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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<v Speaker 1>Trivia time.

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<v Speaker 4>Your first question, Guess how many questions?

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<v Speaker 1>I've got four? Five? Wow? We five questions. What stage

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<v Speaker 1>the condo development are they up to when they offer

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to say it's stage three, they're up to

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<v Speaker 4>phase four? Phase four?

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<v Speaker 1>What's phase two? Give me the first question?

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<v Speaker 4>Name of the ski instructor A stumper?

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<v Speaker 1>Stumper? Yeah, baby's friend. His name is Stumber uh Ted

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<v Speaker 1>has been skiing for how long? Well? What's my second question?

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty two years? Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>My final question for you then is oh, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>give you the answer to give me the question a

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<v Speaker 4>jeopardy style.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, thirty five people? Thirty five people? Yeah, I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't writing the questions down.

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<v Speaker 4>It'll come to us at some point. Oh you don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>he no, I'll type thirty five. It appears once on here,

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<v Speaker 4>So is it at the youth center. I'm sure we'll

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<v Speaker 4>come to it. Oh, thirty five people died.

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<v Speaker 1>At some point? Oh? Yeah? Five buil dad on that on? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it, yes, because he returned because the pet cemetery. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>how good is that? Yeah? You don't want to be

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<v Speaker 1>up on cat No you're not there? What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Not that?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Not rd? Yeah, but but he doesn't say right. He

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<v Speaker 1>says right? Does he?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? It's called a ride, isn't that? Think?

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<v Speaker 4>So?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Anyway, one of my favorite characters in so FI,

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<v Speaker 1>shall I ask you one question? Done? Tad is taking

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<v Speaker 1>Heather out for what? Oh, some sort of drink?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's more dish dish? What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>It's fondu fon do all right. The first time I

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<v Speaker 4>ever had fondue was New Year's Eve on the waterfront.

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<v Speaker 4>It was fucking fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>Now did you ever sweet fond or a savory?

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<v Speaker 4>So basically it was like a chocolate fountain. Okay, then

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<v Speaker 4>so with fiter rolls down, you dipped your profer roll

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<v Speaker 4>in the chocolate as it was like warm and just fresh, melting, flowing, delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>I had my version of fondu, which was like take

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<v Speaker 1>a Teddy Bear biscuit you put it in your chocolate quick. Ah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was seven years old. I was a born saphisticate.

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<v Speaker 4>My version of that is dipping my uh not Teddybear biscuit,

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<v Speaker 4>but they called teit. But not the chocolate ones, just

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<v Speaker 4>the Teddybear biscuits, the bigger ones into NaN's coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, so good.

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<v Speaker 4>So soggy biscuits different. I don't like coffee but them.

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<v Speaker 4>But those biscuits are the arnts, A right arnts, I believe,

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<v Speaker 4>so the big Teddy Bear biscuits dipping coffee delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Soggy biscuit also was another meaning, but

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<v Speaker 1>we won't talk about that. Don't google it. Don't google it.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not doogle it. But the liver dart.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you know that?

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<v Speaker 1>Fick God, it got here, So.

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<v Speaker 4>an description of this podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>I love cheesypoofs.

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<v Speaker 1>You love cheesypoofs.

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<v Speaker 5>Weed didn't need cheesypoofs.

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<v Speaker 1>Weeed be.

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<v Speaker 4>Time for our four some cheeseypoofs before we get into

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<v Speaker 4>our review of Aspen. Starting with the lovely Kady Gene

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<v Speaker 4>with her one hundred dollars support and our mentor Andrews.

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<v Speaker 4>I got notification yesterday with his fifty dollar support.

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<v Speaker 1>Once again, out man Andrews.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much for continue to support us guys

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<v Speaker 4>here at the fourthing of discount Slash going down to

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<v Speaker 4>South Park Network. Also shout out to our men, Elliott

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<v Speaker 4>j O'Neill. He you're not going tour tickets to Aw's

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<v Speaker 4>Grand Slam, going to be in Brisbane in February next year,

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<v Speaker 4>So shouting Elliott. Also the following is coming out, who's

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<v Speaker 4>coming out?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's going to perform with this?

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<v Speaker 4>It'll just be the our man, Luke Perry soon Jogger Boy,

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<v Speaker 4>Jay Perry here'll be there, Jungle Boy anymore. He's not anymore. No,

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<v Speaker 4>he's just Jack. He's just Jack Perry. Yeah, he's Justck,

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<v Speaker 4>just Jack Perry. Just Sean Hazen for a comeo, a

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<v Speaker 4>cameo Jonathan Rossi as well Rach Beasley, Stephen Roberts, Seawan

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<v Speaker 4>dv Pete Anderson, Timothy Burlson, Andrew Davis, Ryan Dunlup, Kevin Dentzel,

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<v Speaker 4>Planned flood Shennan and Hofer, Bella winder Bank, Jack McFadden,

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<v Speaker 4>Heath Appleby, Adrick McLeod Lewis Cavanaugh, Matrel, Even, Reese, Roberts,

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<v Speaker 4>Ginger and Pickle Preston Murray, to Lee and Riquez, Ja Mesado,

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<v Speaker 4>Declan Phoenix, Brian McCoy, Josh Hallier, Logan b James Sheppard,

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<v Speaker 4>Joe rid and Say, Dave Prenzels McNally, Gavin Lang, Dami Miller.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much, guys for being cheeseypoof supporting is

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<v Speaker 4>here at the going down the South Blake.

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<v Speaker 1>Network legends, every single one of them.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you guys are keeping the lights on here all right,

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<v Speaker 4>mister Davis, It is time now for us to get

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<v Speaker 4>into our review of Aspen. Original edit for this episode

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<v Speaker 4>was March thirteenth, two thousand and two. It was written

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<v Speaker 4>and directed by Trey Parker, which just seems to be

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<v Speaker 4>the way of the show's going now for every single episode.

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<v Speaker 1>It certainly seems that way.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, says he featured music Don't You Bracket for Getting

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<v Speaker 4>Out Brackett by Simple Minds Take on Me and the

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<v Speaker 4>Safety Dance, which was by Member that Hat, Member that Hats.

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<v Speaker 4>I suppose I always, I always just think it's gonna

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<v Speaker 4>say pants remember that pants with there let us single?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you problem?

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<v Speaker 1>How did you a? Kick off with Davis kicks off

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<v Speaker 1>at the Which house are they at?

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<v Speaker 4>Are they at Cartman's house? I'm assuming it's the Brolski Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>well that Butter's house?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think that. I think they were either the

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<v Speaker 1>Marsh or the broad Losk house.

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<v Speaker 4>Either way, all the parents that are talking about how

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<v Speaker 4>the time share?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, what's his Butter's Dann's name? Chris?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Well, first of all they're saying, oh, we're friends

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<v Speaker 4>by default now yea friends, yes, because that's our kids.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how it works. Kids are friends that we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to be friends. So about Chris Butters has the wonderful

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<v Speaker 1>bright idea of well, I read this ad where you

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<v Speaker 1>know you can get a what is it a weekend

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<v Speaker 1>at a condo and Ausceman. We got to do is

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<v Speaker 1>sit through half an hour of time share? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you call it? Presentation?

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, the subtitle said void filler, not boy filler.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe it said void. Okay, then I've written what the

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<v Speaker 4>subtitle said. It said void. But you said boy, right,

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<v Speaker 4>I said boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder if it's boy or void.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a very good question. We spent five minutes on

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<v Speaker 1>that bit, Trey. I know you're a comic genius worth

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<v Speaker 1>nine hundred million dollars, but I like my joke better.

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<v Speaker 4>He created this adult only joke for him. Well, this

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<v Speaker 4>is the hot dogs up late. Yeah, South Yes, but

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<v Speaker 4>the boys watching TV come and pisses on butters.

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<v Speaker 1>I get the jokers like you.

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<v Speaker 4>Bet you didn't see the man, But I thought, eh,

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<v Speaker 4>I can sort of do without this ship these days.

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<v Speaker 1>As silly as it sounds.

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<v Speaker 4>If you like the show, the south Park by season

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<v Speaker 4>six has outgrown this version of comedy, like the fart

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<v Speaker 4>gags and that kind of true.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, you guys, but ites is asleep. He's such a douchebag. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you guys ever seen this drig When some we're sleeping,

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<v Speaker 2>you can take a glass of warm water and you

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<v Speaker 2>put your hand in it. Yeah, and then one and

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<v Speaker 2>then you pe on it. You're supposed to put their

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<v Speaker 2>hand in warm water. Don't it makes tempy?

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<v Speaker 1>Eh? Really, neither rivers feel good that U can'tman piste

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<v Speaker 1>on the It's just especially because he just misunderstood the gig.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, but Butters is just so Yeah, it's true, he

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<v Speaker 4>wasn't trying to do it for a hard but he

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<v Speaker 4>didn't see that coming. That's what the show creators were doing.

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<v Speaker 4>But Butter's is just so he's just so innocent. But

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<v Speaker 4>there's the point now where I feel like he's just

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<v Speaker 4>almost a bit pathetic, a.

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<v Speaker 1>Little bit playah as is Butter's way.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I'm sticky, Yes, Christ he always gets sticky, suggests

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<v Speaker 4>Aspen and that, so we can't afford that. No, we're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna time shared. Then you have to tend to me

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<v Speaker 4>for thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to Aspen.

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<v Speaker 4>South Park in Aspen, everyone's rich, they're doing cocaine, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>And they arrive at the Aspen Heaven timeshare community where unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 4>the next morning they will get ready to go skiing.

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<v Speaker 4>Butters and Eric are still asleep and they're getting ready

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<v Speaker 4>for the skins. I said the timeshare host and arrived,

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<v Speaker 4>what were their names? I didn't write them down. I

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<v Speaker 4>want to say Phil and Josh, Phil and Josh, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>we'll call them that anyway, Phil and Josh the Times

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<v Speaker 4>Share hosts can't come down laughing though, saying that he's

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<v Speaker 4>given Butters a hitler again. I was like, Ah, this

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<v Speaker 4>isn't great, is it? I did like stands, No, I

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<v Speaker 4>never happened. But basically hitler is that he wipes his

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<v Speaker 4>feces on Butter's face.

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<v Speaker 1>It's yeah, a kin to a dirty Sanchez.

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<v Speaker 4>You could just draw a mustache on his face.

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<v Speaker 1>You could do that. Also Part two of Guy correcting

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<v Speaker 1>Trey Parker's comedy Chops. Why wouldn't you call it a shitler? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That makes more sense that was, doesn't it. I enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoy working with Brandon Dando a great deal. Did

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<v Speaker 1>I just call you Brandon Dando? Probably? Probably, that's how much.

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<v Speaker 1>And joy working with Bradley. With Bradley here, But Trey,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want me to come work with that's all

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. If you want me to put up some

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<v Speaker 1>of these gags, I think they could use them big

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<v Speaker 1>wreck on this ship. But yeah, why wouldn't you call

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<v Speaker 1>it a shit ler? And but yeah, it's it's no

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<v Speaker 1>good either way. I found this out the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw this the other day and it was actually

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<v Speaker 1>pretty interesting. We all know about Marie Condo, the whole

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<v Speaker 1>decluttering thing. You know that. You know Marie Condo. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's the Japanese lady. Have you never heard of this?

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<v Speaker 1>She's the decluttering expert. But yeah, she's the Kis of Skip.

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<v Speaker 1>The question she always asks is, you know, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>going through your drawers, like, oh, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I want to want to throw this object out? Does

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<v Speaker 1>it spark joy? That was the big question for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>So does this spark joy? It does? Okay, I'll keep it.

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<v Speaker 1>This one does not spark joy. But you can't say

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<v Speaker 1>everything a collector has sparks joy? Right, all everything behind

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<v Speaker 1>you is clearly sparking joy. There's so much joy in

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<v Speaker 1>this room it's insane. This person came up with antle

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<v Speaker 1>turn to called the pooh test. If an item of

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<v Speaker 1>yours got some pooh on it, would you clean it

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<v Speaker 1>or would you throw it away? Now imagine the poo's

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<v Speaker 1>on on. It's like, okay, well, yeah, I clearly you

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<v Speaker 1>don't need this this much. What if your cat had

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<v Speaker 1>poo on it? Would you keep the cat? Would you

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<v Speaker 1>clean it don't clean the cat anyway. Think about that.

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<v Speaker 4>The pooh test, Yes, the pood test. All right, So

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<v Speaker 4>the guys there suggest that, you know, don't go skiing.

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<v Speaker 4>Just come to the presentation first on be half an hour,

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<v Speaker 4>be done. A note having a great time, you enjoy

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<v Speaker 4>the day, enjoy the rest of your morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of having a great time, if you're gonna get skiing,

630
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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be having a good time. What does you

631
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<v Speaker 1>always say?

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<v Speaker 4>You dont can have a good time, you can have

633
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<v Speaker 4>a bad time. You have a bad time.

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<v Speaker 1>You do that you're gonna have a bad time one

635
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<v Speaker 1>of those lines.

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<v Speaker 4>Definitely, that was just killed it in the writer's room,

637
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<v Speaker 4>and I just wanted to say as many times ass

638
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<v Speaker 4>to be.

639
00:28:38.519 --> 00:28:40.160
<v Speaker 1>Honest, I think it became a bit of a catchphrase,

640
00:28:40.960 --> 00:28:42.559
<v Speaker 1>have a bad time, to have a bad time.

641
00:28:43.079 --> 00:28:44.599
<v Speaker 4>But I tell the boys that we're gonna go do

642
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<v Speaker 4>this meeting. You will meet you at the slope. But

643
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<v Speaker 4>what's a good bunny slope?

644
00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Bunny?

645
00:28:49.039 --> 00:28:50.720
<v Speaker 4>So yeah, butters and smells the poop.

646
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<v Speaker 7>All right, little dudes, great to see you out here.

647
00:28:53.200 --> 00:28:55.240
<v Speaker 7>My name is Thumper and I'm gonna be your cool.

648
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<v Speaker 2>Ski instructor MANIX campaign.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna take it slow, take it easy.

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<v Speaker 7>Make sure everybody has a good good time, because what

651
00:29:01.279 --> 00:29:04.000
<v Speaker 7>is skiing about having a good.

652
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<v Speaker 5>Time.

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<v Speaker 7>That's right now. Just a few safety things to keep

654
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<v Speaker 7>in mind. First of all, look straight ahead when you ski.

655
00:29:11.599 --> 00:29:13.680
<v Speaker 7>If you look down, you're gonna fall. You're gonna have

656
00:29:13.720 --> 00:29:16.160
<v Speaker 7>a bad time. Also, be aware of skiers around you.

657
00:29:16.200 --> 00:29:18.519
<v Speaker 7>If you run into another skier, your skis are gonna cross,

658
00:29:18.759 --> 00:29:20.000
<v Speaker 7>gonna have a bad time.

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<v Speaker 1>She rais apartment. We have a good time.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, little dude, you got some crap right here?

661
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<v Speaker 2>That's my face, sir.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, We're gonna do this without any pulls until we

663
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<v Speaker 7>know our two primary feet positions. To go slow, we

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<v Speaker 7>wedge our skis together in the shape of a slice

665
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<v Speaker 7>of pizza. Then to go faster, we put them parallel

666
00:29:38.880 --> 00:29:44.440
<v Speaker 7>like French fries. You see that pizza French fries, Pizza

667
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<v Speaker 7>French fries.

668
00:29:46.480 --> 00:29:49.079
<v Speaker 1>I personally think the pizza and French fries technique is

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<v Speaker 1>a good one. I've devastated my life, but it looks

670
00:29:51.039 --> 00:29:53.559
<v Speaker 1>like it would work. Yeah. Generally called the snowplow. When

671
00:29:53.559 --> 00:29:55.359
<v Speaker 1>you put your skates in.

672
00:29:55.359 --> 00:29:58.839
<v Speaker 4>The pizza position, and he has had a ski fast

673
00:29:58.839 --> 00:30:00.720
<v Speaker 4>and slight as the pizza French fly as you were saying.

674
00:30:00.920 --> 00:30:04.799
<v Speaker 4>Then he asked Mike to go first, and then he

675
00:30:04.880 --> 00:30:06.799
<v Speaker 4>just crashed into the cabin. He French fried when he

676
00:30:06.839 --> 00:30:08.680
<v Speaker 4>should have been. He's gonna have a bad time.

677
00:30:10.279 --> 00:30:12.720
<v Speaker 1>Like that. He points out the Butter's like, you got

678
00:30:12.720 --> 00:30:14.880
<v Speaker 1>some go it's some crap in your face. That's my face.

679
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<v Speaker 4>Ye did he say that's just you got a little crap,

680
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<v Speaker 4>that's my face, sir. The parents say that, you know,

681
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<v Speaker 4>we can't a four a time share. It's only eight

682
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<v Speaker 4>thousand dollars, guys, you know share time time shared like

683
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<v Speaker 4>mine means one and reo means reo. But I loved Randy.

684
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<v Speaker 4>Randy was very much me in this situation where they're

685
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<v Speaker 4>saying all this stuff, and he goes, so it's not.

686
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<v Speaker 1>Ourns someone that actually can sleep through all the books, Yes,

687
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<v Speaker 1>but not doing it in a sort of mean way

688
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<v Speaker 1>to saying.

689
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<v Speaker 4>So what you're saying is it's not actually mine though,

690
00:30:54.559 --> 00:30:56.720
<v Speaker 4>but just try saying it. I've got a little place announcement.

691
00:30:58.359 --> 00:31:01.200
<v Speaker 4>But the luncheon is on. Just go get a free lunch.

692
00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:03.000
<v Speaker 4>It's gonna be great, you know. It's like, well we've

693
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<v Speaker 4>already we just want to have free What is it

694
00:31:04.960 --> 00:31:08.039
<v Speaker 4>a free what they what are they getting in a weekend?

695
00:31:08.319 --> 00:31:09.880
<v Speaker 4>It's the free weekend or whatever. We've been here for

696
00:31:09.920 --> 00:31:12.400
<v Speaker 4>thirty minutes. Yeah, it's like, well, no, no, this isn't

697
00:31:12.400 --> 00:31:15.200
<v Speaker 4>this isn't it that the luncheon is the meeting. Snow

698
00:31:15.279 --> 00:31:16.960
<v Speaker 4>cartman's exhausted, just laying in the snow.

699
00:31:17.400 --> 00:31:20.920
<v Speaker 1>The skier rocks up Tad for these lackeys. What Tad

700
00:31:21.000 --> 00:31:22.200
<v Speaker 1>mccowski I think is his name.

701
00:31:22.240 --> 00:31:25.039
<v Speaker 4>It sounds like about right, yeah, shooting mcgavn of the

702
00:31:25.240 --> 00:31:28.000
<v Speaker 4>the ski world. And he's just making fun of stands.

703
00:31:28.039 --> 00:31:31.599
<v Speaker 1>Do stand dis player? Are so cool? Here? Didn't he?

704
00:31:32.160 --> 00:31:34.200
<v Speaker 1>He's like, who are you? What are you talking to me?

705
00:31:34.920 --> 00:31:37.680
<v Speaker 4>The best part was headed though, that that slavey. They

706
00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:41.000
<v Speaker 4>coming up later, but it's now time for lunch. It's

707
00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:42.119
<v Speaker 4>nice to feel rich, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Lobster fil mignon and yeah, just get a little little

709
00:31:45.519 --> 00:31:47.640
<v Speaker 1>sample of it. Just got a little taste of things

710
00:31:47.640 --> 00:31:50.720
<v Speaker 1>that you can't afford more.

711
00:31:51.039 --> 00:31:53.039
<v Speaker 4>If they can leave, just first turn your card over.

712
00:31:53.359 --> 00:31:55.200
<v Speaker 4>You got the stick You got the red sticker.

713
00:31:56.720 --> 00:32:01.240
<v Speaker 1>He's got the red sticker too, because I got like

714
00:32:01.480 --> 00:32:04.519
<v Speaker 1>I got something, But she got the really good thing.

715
00:32:04.599 --> 00:32:06.559
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's like a like a she was the

716
00:32:06.599 --> 00:32:08.759
<v Speaker 1>winner Winter Chicken Dinner. Oh yeah, what do you call it?

717
00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:11.920
<v Speaker 1>Is it tag Hoya the watch, like a tag Hoyer watch.

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00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:15.880
<v Speaker 4>Or something a picture of it, something like that. It

719
00:32:15.920 --> 00:32:18.119
<v Speaker 4>reminds me, judge, you one of my favorite cases of

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<v Speaker 4>all time. Right, and technically, you know what, she overruled

721
00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:25.440
<v Speaker 4>and gave the plaintiff the money, which I don't think

722
00:32:25.599 --> 00:32:30.559
<v Speaker 4>technically than anything wrong. This person took a picture. The

723
00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:33.400
<v Speaker 4>listing was for a watch on eBay, right, but it

724
00:32:33.559 --> 00:32:37.519
<v Speaker 4>just said it was misleading to an extent. But technically

725
00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:39.519
<v Speaker 4>the words were that here's the picture of what you're

726
00:32:39.519 --> 00:32:40.079
<v Speaker 4>going to be getting.

727
00:32:40.160 --> 00:32:40.400
<v Speaker 1>Right.

728
00:32:40.920 --> 00:32:42.559
<v Speaker 4>They sold them a piece of paper of a photo

729
00:32:42.599 --> 00:32:45.960
<v Speaker 4>a watch. It is technically that didn't break the rules.

730
00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:49.839
<v Speaker 4>It's morally horrific, but I'm like, you know what, you

731
00:32:49.960 --> 00:32:53.079
<v Speaker 4>foul for it smart and nut mate.

732
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<v Speaker 1>You've heard the story about the the exchange between the

733
00:32:58.440 --> 00:33:01.480
<v Speaker 1>person and the bank. They're like, you always fifty dollars

734
00:33:01.519 --> 00:33:03.920
<v Speaker 1>in late fees. He goes, well, I'm an artist. Here's

735
00:33:03.960 --> 00:33:06.200
<v Speaker 1>a picture of a spider. This is valued at fifty dollars.

736
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<v Speaker 1>So I've heard this. Yeah, and the conversation just went

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<v Speaker 1>on for god knows how. No, no, you always fifty dollars.

738
00:33:14.119 --> 00:33:15.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, I know this, this is a piece

739
00:33:15.680 --> 00:33:20.880
<v Speaker 1>of art value to fifty dollars. There you go. It's like, no,

740
00:33:21.000 --> 00:33:25.319
<v Speaker 1>you don't understand fifty dollars. Yeah, fifty dollars worth of art.

741
00:33:25.599 --> 00:33:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Here you go. That's not worth money. No, No one

742
00:33:29.480 --> 00:33:32.000
<v Speaker 1>was going to back down or they just get trolling

743
00:33:32.000 --> 00:33:34.960
<v Speaker 1>the person with like this has been valued at fifty

744
00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:41.279
<v Speaker 1>dollars by whom hard experts. They would not pay the

745
00:33:41.319 --> 00:33:46.480
<v Speaker 1>birth artists. It was just so great, like there you go,

746
00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:50.160
<v Speaker 1>paid in full picture of a spider fifty dollars. That's

747
00:33:50.240 --> 00:33:53.079
<v Speaker 1>so great. Oh my god. You got the red sticker.

748
00:33:53.200 --> 00:33:55.200
<v Speaker 1>They got the red sticker. They got the red sticker.

749
00:33:55.359 --> 00:33:57.839
<v Speaker 1>What's the red sticker? Well, that means if you come

750
00:33:57.920 --> 00:33:59.880
<v Speaker 1>up to the condo sales office, you'll receive one of

751
00:34:00.000 --> 00:34:01.000
<v Speaker 1>th read great prizes.

752
00:34:01.160 --> 00:34:03.319
<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, no, no, we did your meeting.

753
00:34:03.039 --> 00:34:04.599
<v Speaker 1>And we did your lunch. We're finished.

754
00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:07.720
<v Speaker 6>Okay, okay, okay, fine, I mean we would only take

755
00:34:07.720 --> 00:34:09.239
<v Speaker 6>a second, but I mean, you know, what did we

756
00:34:09.320 --> 00:34:10.960
<v Speaker 6>do for you except give you a free condo for

757
00:34:11.000 --> 00:34:11.400
<v Speaker 6>the weekend.

758
00:34:12.280 --> 00:34:14.320
<v Speaker 1>It seems like you just at least come up and

759
00:34:14.360 --> 00:34:20.519
<v Speaker 1>see what prize you all ride.

760
00:34:21.880 --> 00:34:24.639
<v Speaker 4>And standing Kyl they're trying to ski like is crashed.

761
00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:27.159
<v Speaker 4>Then Tat arrives again. This is where he mentions Heather.

762
00:34:27.519 --> 00:34:30.239
<v Speaker 1>Hell's Heather, that's the heall of rock up.

763
00:34:30.280 --> 00:34:32.679
<v Speaker 4>Then she she's like, you know what, standing, I just

764
00:34:32.719 --> 00:34:34.519
<v Speaker 4>I need someone else, you know, someone's got more of

765
00:34:34.519 --> 00:34:35.760
<v Speaker 4>my needs.

766
00:34:36.599 --> 00:34:40.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Stan, but Ted's got all the ripes. That's like,

767
00:34:40.519 --> 00:34:44.280
<v Speaker 1>who the fuck are you? There might be time to

768
00:34:44.320 --> 00:34:46.719
<v Speaker 1>sort of name check of because they of course, this

769
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:48.480
<v Speaker 1>is based on Hot Talk the movie, and the K

770
00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:51.199
<v Speaker 1>thirteen is actually a reference to the John Cusack comedy

771
00:34:51.239 --> 00:34:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Better Off Dead, which has lost skiing in it, except

772
00:34:53.480 --> 00:34:55.719
<v Speaker 1>there they ska that they ski the K twelve at

773
00:34:55.719 --> 00:34:58.000
<v Speaker 1>the very end. This is clearly one more extreme that

774
00:34:58.079 --> 00:35:01.440
<v Speaker 1>it's the K thirteen. But yeah, mentioning all the right moves.

775
00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:04.159
<v Speaker 1>It's the Tom Cruise teen movie from the eighties. Uh,

776
00:35:05.079 --> 00:35:06.559
<v Speaker 1>there's all manner of stuff in here.

777
00:35:06.599 --> 00:35:10.280
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I thought they agree to an extreme racing showdown.

778
00:35:12.599 --> 00:35:15.400
<v Speaker 4>The geek girl that we see later on fated in

779
00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:17.760
<v Speaker 4>the whole episode. She's fantastic and she very much reminded

780
00:35:17.800 --> 00:35:20.480
<v Speaker 4>me of do you know movie real genius with Val Kilmer.

781
00:35:20.639 --> 00:35:23.320
<v Speaker 1>Of course I do. Yeah. Yeah, she reminded me of Jordan.

782
00:35:23.760 --> 00:35:28.639
<v Speaker 4>Yes, go with her stare, She's everything you've ever wonted. Well,

783
00:35:28.639 --> 00:35:35.920
<v Speaker 4>that's it, that's exactly Jordan Nighttel eighty seventeen film, Yeah.

784
00:35:35.159 --> 00:35:37.639
<v Speaker 1>Played by an actress named Michelle may Rink, who was

785
00:35:37.639 --> 00:35:40.719
<v Speaker 1>the Nona writer before known a writer existed, I'd be crushing.

786
00:35:41.000 --> 00:35:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Uh what else? I was disappointed because I found out

787
00:35:44.480 --> 00:35:46.360
<v Speaker 1>that this episode of adding what two thousand and two

788
00:35:46.360 --> 00:35:49.039
<v Speaker 1>did we say? I think it was two thousand and two? Yeah, yeah,

789
00:35:49.239 --> 00:35:53.079
<v Speaker 1>because they keep referring to the Youth Center as the Center. Ah.

790
00:35:53.119 --> 00:35:56.519
<v Speaker 1>And there's a movie called Honey with jessic her album

791
00:35:56.519 --> 00:35:58.639
<v Speaker 1>where she's a tip hop down. Yeah. I don't know

792
00:35:58.679 --> 00:36:00.719
<v Speaker 1>if everyone takes the piss out this, but she's got

793
00:36:00.719 --> 00:36:02.440
<v Speaker 1>the loaders to say, I do chip up down the

794
00:36:02.480 --> 00:36:06.519
<v Speaker 1>Center and she keeps calling it the center, well like

795
00:36:06.599 --> 00:36:10.679
<v Speaker 1>Anson Center the late race Card Drive, And I thought,

796
00:36:10.840 --> 00:36:12.679
<v Speaker 1>are they taking the piss out of Honey? They couldn't have,

797
00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:13.679
<v Speaker 1>because it came out a year late.

798
00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:15.800
<v Speaker 4>I've never seen Honey, but I know exactly the cover.

799
00:36:16.119 --> 00:36:19.119
<v Speaker 4>I've seen it, just head down over her face.

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00:36:19.280 --> 00:36:22.079
<v Speaker 1>I've got the low rise jeans looking on Jessic gar Alba. Yeah,

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00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:22.559
<v Speaker 1>there you go.

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00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:25.880
<v Speaker 4>I realize it was Jessic gar Elber. Okay, she she

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00:36:25.880 --> 00:36:27.519
<v Speaker 4>had a time, didn't she She had a time?

804
00:36:27.880 --> 00:36:29.159
<v Speaker 3>She back.

805
00:36:29.239 --> 00:36:30.719
<v Speaker 4>No, she just just like, I'm done with this shit.

806
00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:31.920
<v Speaker 4>She's just well, No, she.

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00:36:31.920 --> 00:36:34.599
<v Speaker 1>Found it like a company making nappies and skincare, and

808
00:36:34.639 --> 00:36:37.360
<v Speaker 1>she just worth like a billion dollars. Yeah, and then

809
00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:39.840
<v Speaker 1>but she recently made an action movie for Netflix called

810
00:36:39.880 --> 00:36:43.400
<v Speaker 1>Trigger Warning. Why It's not good? No, doesn't sound good.

811
00:36:43.440 --> 00:36:44.719
<v Speaker 1>It's okay, it's good.

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00:36:45.159 --> 00:36:48.239
<v Speaker 4>It sounds like a nineteen ninety six. Oh yeah, Nicholas

813
00:36:48.239 --> 00:36:48.760
<v Speaker 4>Cage film.

814
00:36:48.800 --> 00:36:51.280
<v Speaker 1>It's amazing. Warning, it's amazing. That's taken so long.

815
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<v Speaker 4>Who is the star of Trigger Warning nineteen ninety seven?

816
00:36:55.039 --> 00:36:57.039
<v Speaker 4>Who's going to be the main star? I feel like

817
00:36:57.039 --> 00:36:59.360
<v Speaker 4>it's not quite a Nicholas Cage title, Trigger Warning.

818
00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:04.360
<v Speaker 1>It's could be a Travolta film. No, it's yeah, yeah, yeah,

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00:37:04.360 --> 00:37:05.960
<v Speaker 1>it's goool starting to fall from great.

820
00:37:05.960 --> 00:37:09.159
<v Speaker 4>Who's the next level up from cigar cigar? Oh?

821
00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:10.920
<v Speaker 1>Is it cigar band? Damn?

822
00:37:11.000 --> 00:37:13.320
<v Speaker 4>Perhaps I feel like he's the next level down.

823
00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Right the way I see it around this around this time,

824
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<v Speaker 1>when you've got your purely action heroes may not actors

825
00:37:19.559 --> 00:37:23.360
<v Speaker 1>who do action like Nicholas Cage, Stallone and Schwartzeger a

826
00:37:23.440 --> 00:37:26.119
<v Speaker 1>top tier with Bruce Willis there as well, I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's also doing acting below that is band Damn

828
00:37:29.119 --> 00:37:32.800
<v Speaker 1>and Sgul below that. I don't know. Chuck Norris has

829
00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:34.639
<v Speaker 1>probably faded out by that stage. Well.

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00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:36.400
<v Speaker 4>When was conn Connair was ninety six?

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<v Speaker 1>Was yeah, yeah, but I mean Nicholas Cage had you know,

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<v Speaker 1>won on oscar Uso beforehand. He's making action movies, but

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00:37:42.199 --> 00:37:46.119
<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't necessarily just tuger warning. Yeah, I think it's

834
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<v Speaker 1>a Sigol movie.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I can buy that. It's like under Siege. I

836
00:37:51.280 --> 00:37:53.519
<v Speaker 4>watched Crimson Tie for the first time the other week.

837
00:37:53.719 --> 00:37:57.519
<v Speaker 4>That's a damn That's a very good movie. Fantastic Cars,

838
00:37:57.880 --> 00:38:02.639
<v Speaker 4>unbelievable one happened where I was like, no, what's great

839
00:38:02.639 --> 00:38:04.360
<v Speaker 4>about this movie? Nicola pause, I'm like, I don't know

840
00:38:04.360 --> 00:38:05.039
<v Speaker 4>where this is going.

841
00:38:05.079 --> 00:38:07.840
<v Speaker 1>You don't know, correct Abo the late great Tony Scott,

842
00:38:08.079 --> 00:38:09.039
<v Speaker 1>Very good movie, very.

843
00:38:08.880 --> 00:38:11.679
<v Speaker 4>Good movie, Crimson Tired, highly recommended, Viny Kids by the Way,

844
00:38:11.840 --> 00:38:12.920
<v Speaker 4>Kids Are Home, Holy Sick.

845
00:38:13.280 --> 00:38:16.719
<v Speaker 1>Shann continue. You mentioned your song parody before where's your hint?

846
00:38:16.760 --> 00:38:19.519
<v Speaker 1>Where's your hand? At? Very good? By the way, I

847
00:38:19.559 --> 00:38:22.559
<v Speaker 1>was thinking of like in the nineties when Hugh Grant

848
00:38:22.599 --> 00:38:24.400
<v Speaker 1>was becoming a thing after you know, being in rom

849
00:38:24.400 --> 00:38:25.840
<v Speaker 1>comms and all that, was like, what if they tried

850
00:38:25.840 --> 00:38:30.719
<v Speaker 1>to make him an action hero and his actual movie

851
00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:40.159
<v Speaker 1>called Taking Umbrage and Taking Umbrage too. Slightly miffed anyway,

852
00:38:40.199 --> 00:38:41.159
<v Speaker 1>but let's continue with.

853
00:38:42.800 --> 00:38:46.239
<v Speaker 4>And stands well, So basically the start of the extreme

854
00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:49.920
<v Speaker 4>showdown right, Yeah, the races over standards, He's gets slaughtered.

855
00:38:49.960 --> 00:38:51.519
<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, you gave it your best.

856
00:38:51.519 --> 00:38:57.360
<v Speaker 4>Shut it's old Jesus as if you.

857
00:38:55.159 --> 00:38:56.639
<v Speaker 1>Then the nervous team. We never get a name or

858
00:38:57.599 --> 00:39:01.519
<v Speaker 1>nervous team? Is it? The already hot chick? Is that

859
00:39:01.519 --> 00:39:03.639
<v Speaker 1>what they call her? I think something like that very much.

860
00:39:03.880 --> 00:39:06.800
<v Speaker 1>She well, she is all that. Yes, she's Rachel Lee

861
00:39:06.800 --> 00:39:07.639
<v Speaker 1>Cook from She's all that.

862
00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:10.360
<v Speaker 4>Yes, and you know she thought stand was very brave

863
00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:13.280
<v Speaker 4>and she mentions the dance and she runs up.

864
00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:16.880
<v Speaker 1>That's that's her. All the cool kids are you know

865
00:39:16.960 --> 00:39:19.360
<v Speaker 1>at the at the youth center, yes, and all sort

866
00:39:19.400 --> 00:39:23.920
<v Speaker 1>of dropping. I love the yo well and of course,

867
00:39:24.119 --> 00:39:24.960
<v Speaker 1>well we'll get to it.

868
00:39:25.159 --> 00:39:27.480
<v Speaker 4>Yes, but the parents are skipping the line now because

869
00:39:27.559 --> 00:39:29.599
<v Speaker 4>you know they've got their little pass BRP.

870
00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Passed, takes them all the way to the top and

871
00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:33.920
<v Speaker 1>there's another meeting. Oh hi, guys.

872
00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:36.599
<v Speaker 4>They had me at that point. I thought, Oh, it's

873
00:39:36.639 --> 00:39:38.039
<v Speaker 4>the joke going to be that the fact that you

874
00:39:38.079 --> 00:39:40.679
<v Speaker 4>know they are actually nice people and these guys now

875
00:39:40.719 --> 00:39:41.719
<v Speaker 4>should have felt guilty.

876
00:39:41.880 --> 00:39:44.360
<v Speaker 1>No, the boys that arrive.

877
00:39:44.280 --> 00:39:47.039
<v Speaker 4>At the dance and everyone's trying to be cool and like,

878
00:39:47.280 --> 00:39:50.039
<v Speaker 4>these guys clearly have an agenda of their kind as well, trying.

879
00:39:49.800 --> 00:39:53.159
<v Speaker 1>To see all they reminded me. School is right.

880
00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:56.079
<v Speaker 4>There was a crew called the Red Frog Crew and

881
00:39:56.119 --> 00:39:58.280
<v Speaker 4>they were sort of like the Christian Community crew that

882
00:39:58.280 --> 00:40:00.440
<v Speaker 4>we were down there saying, hey, guys, if you ever

883
00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:02.440
<v Speaker 4>need a bottle of water, some Red Functions manager, you

884
00:40:02.519 --> 00:40:03.519
<v Speaker 4>just come down and see us.

885
00:40:05.440 --> 00:40:07.000
<v Speaker 1>And you're like, I will come.

886
00:40:06.920 --> 00:40:08.280
<v Speaker 4>Down and get some bottle waters and I want to

887
00:40:08.280 --> 00:40:11.480
<v Speaker 4>go to seven eleven and pay this lawn no flu

888
00:40:11.519 --> 00:40:13.320
<v Speaker 4>the roof prices. But like they get they're like, now

889
00:40:13.400 --> 00:40:14.400
<v Speaker 4>his panthon to be a guard.

890
00:40:15.800 --> 00:40:17.039
<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you about a guy with long hair

891
00:40:17.079 --> 00:40:26.920
<v Speaker 1>and some crazy ideas what it was And you're like, James, Yeah, the.

892
00:40:26.880 --> 00:40:31.800
<v Speaker 4>Red Frog crewmember once you know they did they bought

893
00:40:32.079 --> 00:40:34.960
<v Speaker 4>I mean legends right, they didn't. They didn't convert me

894
00:40:35.000 --> 00:40:36.440
<v Speaker 4>or anything. But they went to the bakery. There's a

895
00:40:36.440 --> 00:40:39.840
<v Speaker 4>bakery there in Lawn and had awesome pies right now.

896
00:40:39.880 --> 00:40:42.679
<v Speaker 4>Was selling pies all all night. All night, was getting

897
00:40:42.679 --> 00:40:44.800
<v Speaker 4>these pies. The Red Frog crew basically bought like a

898
00:40:44.920 --> 00:40:47.199
<v Speaker 4>hundred piles. Was just handed him out for free. Like

899
00:40:48.159 --> 00:40:50.000
<v Speaker 4>you know what, I ain't gonna believe your ship, but

900
00:40:50.199 --> 00:40:52.119
<v Speaker 4>thank you for the pie. You're you're a top top

901
00:40:53.480 --> 00:40:53.920
<v Speaker 4>just for this.

902
00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:57.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to devote my life to Satan.

903
00:40:58.199 --> 00:41:00.880
<v Speaker 4>For me while I'm walking three k to the local

904
00:41:00.920 --> 00:41:03.639
<v Speaker 4>supermarket when the first I told you this story, right, no,

905
00:41:03.800 --> 00:41:06.960
<v Speaker 4>get to schools and Lawn and obviously can't drive a

906
00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:08.920
<v Speaker 4>car yet. I haven't did it my license at that point.

907
00:41:09.519 --> 00:41:11.639
<v Speaker 4>And we're drinking anyway, but the camp site's about three

908
00:41:11.719 --> 00:41:13.440
<v Speaker 4>k's it was three point one, can I think it

909
00:41:13.519 --> 00:41:15.559
<v Speaker 4>was when we looked at it on their phones. To

910
00:41:15.679 --> 00:41:18.400
<v Speaker 4>the supermarket it was a food Wise.

911
00:41:18.639 --> 00:41:22.239
<v Speaker 1>The supermarket, yes, nice place, insane markup.

912
00:41:22.079 --> 00:41:25.280
<v Speaker 4>Yes, And I bought three killers of sausages from there,

913
00:41:25.760 --> 00:41:27.079
<v Speaker 4>and I had a portable barbecue.

914
00:41:27.079 --> 00:41:28.079
<v Speaker 1>I think I've told you this right.

915
00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:30.199
<v Speaker 4>I think I've heard about on the way back to

916
00:41:30.280 --> 00:41:32.119
<v Speaker 4>my campsite and saw the sausages for two dollars each

917
00:41:32.159 --> 00:41:37.679
<v Speaker 4>and made a fucking fortune, paid for a beer for

918
00:41:37.719 --> 00:41:38.519
<v Speaker 4>the whole week.

919
00:41:38.599 --> 00:41:41.239
<v Speaker 1>Basically, forget a Froehman. We're looking at the sausage king

920
00:41:41.320 --> 00:41:45.599
<v Speaker 1>right here. Always been just hustle, the hustlers hustling. Meanwhile,

921
00:41:45.599 --> 00:41:47.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm the guy who buys the sausage. Yeah.

922
00:41:47.800 --> 00:41:50.239
<v Speaker 4>So, so they've gone to the dance and everyone's trying

923
00:41:50.239 --> 00:41:53.239
<v Speaker 4>to be a cool and then Butters does his awesome dance.

924
00:41:54.639 --> 00:41:57.760
<v Speaker 1>Every inch of every inch of my buddy Butters. I

925
00:41:57.840 --> 00:41:58.159
<v Speaker 1>just don't.

926
00:41:58.519 --> 00:42:01.159
<v Speaker 4>I don't see the hate on Butters. Just everyone seems

927
00:42:01.199 --> 00:42:01.880
<v Speaker 4>to hate the kid.

928
00:42:02.599 --> 00:42:07.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I can't. He's just so guileless and lacking

929
00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:10.280
<v Speaker 1>in cool. He has no he has no riz, as

930
00:42:10.320 --> 00:42:13.599
<v Speaker 1>the kids say, yess, But then having no riz gives

931
00:42:13.639 --> 00:42:14.719
<v Speaker 1>you your own kind of riz.

932
00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:17.039
<v Speaker 4>We do introduced to Tad here, though he arrives well,

933
00:42:17.199 --> 00:42:22.559
<v Speaker 4>he gets up and sings a song about Tan Dush.

934
00:42:22.760 --> 00:42:24.960
<v Speaker 1>By the way, it is Tad's dad who wants to

935
00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:28.000
<v Speaker 1>tear down the youth centers. His dad is it. Pick

936
00:42:28.039 --> 00:42:29.559
<v Speaker 1>up on that, and you can probably build like ski

937
00:42:29.639 --> 00:42:32.199
<v Speaker 1>Lodgers or something like that, as is always the way

938
00:42:32.239 --> 00:42:33.079
<v Speaker 1>in movies like that.

939
00:42:33.440 --> 00:42:37.199
<v Speaker 4>Tad ten years later is the guy from Billy Madison,

940
00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:39.880
<v Speaker 4>the tweeby guy, the one one who's trying to take

941
00:42:39.880 --> 00:42:41.400
<v Speaker 4>over that the family business. What's his name? Is the

942
00:42:41.400 --> 00:42:42.079
<v Speaker 4>guy from the West Wing.

943
00:42:42.119 --> 00:42:47.480
<v Speaker 1>It's Bradley. Yes, yes, what a good heal, very luck so.

944
00:42:49.800 --> 00:42:52.800
<v Speaker 4>And they suggest that the rematch rematch hate ooh what

945
00:42:52.840 --> 00:42:56.000
<v Speaker 4>they getting the K thirteen? This is probably my favorite

946
00:42:56.039 --> 00:42:58.000
<v Speaker 4>of the whole episode. But that's the most dangerous run

947
00:42:58.000 --> 00:42:58.639
<v Speaker 4>in Noli of American.

948
00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:03.000
<v Speaker 1>But tell you the whole convoluted thing about the Native

949
00:43:03.000 --> 00:43:06.039
<v Speaker 1>American tribe. And yes, even the way will children with

950
00:43:06.119 --> 00:43:07.079
<v Speaker 1>no eyes or something.

951
00:43:08.119 --> 00:43:11.480
<v Speaker 4>That's coming upsal stand stand dout to him. He's never

952
00:43:11.480 --> 00:43:14.320
<v Speaker 4>been he's been sucked in. Basically, I can do it

953
00:43:14.320 --> 00:43:14.679
<v Speaker 4>for Heather.

954
00:43:15.199 --> 00:43:16.480
<v Speaker 1>You don't forgot there is.

955
00:43:18.000 --> 00:43:18.280
<v Speaker 5>Stan.

956
00:43:18.480 --> 00:43:21.320
<v Speaker 2>You can't let that Tad guy get to you. Screw him, dude, dude,

957
00:43:21.320 --> 00:43:24.840
<v Speaker 2>he's got Heather. You don't even know Heather. I know,

958
00:43:24.920 --> 00:43:26.840
<v Speaker 2>I know, I look, I can't explain it, but I

959
00:43:26.880 --> 00:43:27.320
<v Speaker 2>have to do this.

960
00:43:27.360 --> 00:43:28.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna die.

961
00:43:28.159 --> 00:43:30.360
<v Speaker 7>I mean, how bad can the K thirteen be? O?

962
00:43:30.440 --> 00:43:32.519
<v Speaker 1>K thirteen. You don't want to go down that run.

963
00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:34.119
<v Speaker 1>That run's got a history.

964
00:43:34.679 --> 00:43:36.920
<v Speaker 6>Thirty five people have died gone down it, and some

965
00:43:36.960 --> 00:43:39.039
<v Speaker 6>say you can still see that go south now. I

966
00:43:39.079 --> 00:43:40.679
<v Speaker 6>was on that very ski run that a group of

967
00:43:40.679 --> 00:43:42.840
<v Speaker 6>students were killed by a wolfboy who escaped.

968
00:43:42.559 --> 00:43:43.519
<v Speaker 1>From the mental institution.

969
00:43:43.840 --> 00:43:45.840
<v Speaker 6>You see, that ski run was once a burial ground

970
00:43:45.840 --> 00:43:47.960
<v Speaker 6>to a tribe of vampire Wichika Indians who ate the

971
00:43:47.960 --> 00:43:49.280
<v Speaker 6>flesh of children with no eyes.

972
00:43:50.599 --> 00:43:54.599
<v Speaker 1>A lot of history on not Ski run. Thank you,

973
00:43:55.760 --> 00:43:59.039
<v Speaker 1>calls like I can't lose another friend? How dire can

974
00:43:59.079 --> 00:44:00.840
<v Speaker 1>it be? Well? What's his name from?

975
00:44:01.480 --> 00:44:05.400
<v Speaker 4>For the frank? What's the old guy's name? Oh that's Ralph, Ralph?

976
00:44:05.440 --> 00:44:06.159
<v Speaker 4>I thought maybe I was wrong.

977
00:44:06.199 --> 00:44:09.039
<v Speaker 1>It's rough. Yeah, but this is now Well, this is

978
00:44:09.079 --> 00:44:12.920
<v Speaker 1>a pet cemetery guy. Though he reminds me of a doom.

979
00:44:13.000 --> 00:44:15.639
<v Speaker 1>He reminds me of that guy. Yeah, but the voice

980
00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:17.719
<v Speaker 1>is more Judd cramned from Yes, from pet cemetery.

981
00:44:17.760 --> 00:44:22.280
<v Speaker 4>Yes, the kids by escape from a mental indusion built

982
00:44:22.280 --> 00:44:24.599
<v Speaker 4>in a burialground of fair Bay Indians. Was it Witchka

983
00:44:24.760 --> 00:44:25.400
<v Speaker 4>or something Indian?

984
00:44:25.480 --> 00:44:25.960
<v Speaker 1>Something like that?

985
00:44:26.000 --> 00:44:28.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the first of children no eyes? Not a history

986
00:44:28.400 --> 00:44:32.280
<v Speaker 4>of I don't run not a history because I want

987
00:44:32.320 --> 00:44:33.440
<v Speaker 4>I just want there's another friend.

988
00:44:33.519 --> 00:44:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Just wait, wait, do it.

989
00:44:34.679 --> 00:44:37.480
<v Speaker 4>Meanwhile, the parents are still in their presentation and they insist,

990
00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:38.679
<v Speaker 4>we don't want to presure you.

991
00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:39.800
<v Speaker 1>We certainly don't want to pressure you.

992
00:44:40.280 --> 00:44:44.039
<v Speaker 4>I'm a sucker for not the time share because I

993
00:44:44.119 --> 00:44:46.280
<v Speaker 4>go into the time Share with the mentality of I'm

994
00:44:46.320 --> 00:44:48.199
<v Speaker 4>not going to be suckered, right, But when it comes

995
00:44:48.199 --> 00:44:50.000
<v Speaker 4>to like going to JB High fight and someone's like,

996
00:44:50.079 --> 00:44:51.960
<v Speaker 4>you're gonna help you or something, and I'm like, now

997
00:44:51.960 --> 00:44:55.320
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna buy something. It's also I don't want to

998
00:44:55.400 --> 00:44:56.639
<v Speaker 4>let the sale salesman down.

999
00:44:57.760 --> 00:45:00.480
<v Speaker 1>You don't just say just browsing. No, you know when.

1000
00:45:00.440 --> 00:45:02.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, if you buy a TV. I he looks for

1001
00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:05.239
<v Speaker 4>a TV. Do you just believe everything the salesman saying

1002
00:45:05.280 --> 00:45:06.280
<v Speaker 4>or do you question everything?

1003
00:45:06.719 --> 00:45:09.039
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm the person who has, on occasion bought the

1004
00:45:09.039 --> 00:45:12.000
<v Speaker 1>extended warranty, so clearly I'm an idiot. Never buy the

1005
00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:15.719
<v Speaker 1>extended warrant. I don't need moore. I mentioned this dude

1006
00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:18.880
<v Speaker 1>once and he just looked at me like you looked

1007
00:45:18.920 --> 00:45:20.840
<v Speaker 1>at me like I had a shitler. I'm still paying

1008
00:45:20.880 --> 00:45:27.480
<v Speaker 1>it off emotionally, yes, But they.

1009
00:45:27.440 --> 00:45:29.719
<v Speaker 4>Said, yeah, super secret fun Happy prize for attending this

1010
00:45:29.800 --> 00:45:32.719
<v Speaker 4>large show. They went out and Chris says, don't blame

1011
00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:35.199
<v Speaker 4>me because he feels guilty. He's like, look, please don't

1012
00:45:35.239 --> 00:45:37.280
<v Speaker 4>blame me for this. It just said thirty minutes and

1013
00:45:37.320 --> 00:45:39.159
<v Speaker 4>I feel so over Chris. Chris is like, we have

1014
00:45:39.199 --> 00:45:41.880
<v Speaker 4>a great weekend, asking it's gonna be fantastic. It relates

1015
00:45:41.880 --> 00:45:43.880
<v Speaker 4>to me in a sense that I think I told

1016
00:45:43.880 --> 00:45:46.800
<v Speaker 4>you about a month ago. Elliott's got these two friends,

1017
00:45:46.840 --> 00:45:50.960
<v Speaker 4>Noah and at It right, and they're both no in

1018
00:45:51.039 --> 00:45:53.639
<v Speaker 4>particularly mad on transformers, and the dad's are mad on transformers.

1019
00:45:53.679 --> 00:45:55.920
<v Speaker 4>A transforms the old agies cartoons. Okay, but one of

1020
00:45:55.920 --> 00:45:58.239
<v Speaker 4>the dads had never seen the original eighties film.

1021
00:45:58.320 --> 00:45:59.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh so we didn't know about You Got the Touch,

1022
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:00.360
<v Speaker 1>You Got.

1023
00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:02.760
<v Speaker 4>The Power, didn't know any of that, right, and he

1024
00:46:02.800 --> 00:46:04.159
<v Speaker 4>didn't know the big twist that happens in the movie,

1025
00:46:04.199 --> 00:46:05.760
<v Speaker 4>which I won't say in case you've never seen the film.

1026
00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:08.000
<v Speaker 4>Its massive changed the whole dynamic of transforming that the

1027
00:46:08.039 --> 00:46:09.519
<v Speaker 4>quickly recond because I realized.

1028
00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:09.920
<v Speaker 1>We fucked up.

1029
00:46:10.719 --> 00:46:13.159
<v Speaker 4>I don't know anyway, people who have seen the film,

1030
00:46:13.159 --> 00:46:14.159
<v Speaker 4>no one I'm talking about.

1031
00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:17.199
<v Speaker 1>And so we get there right, and.

1032
00:46:17.119 --> 00:46:19.760
<v Speaker 4>We're super pumping and watched the fucking eighties Transformers movie

1033
00:46:19.920 --> 00:46:21.960
<v Speaker 4>fortieth anniversary of the film on the big screen. We

1034
00:46:22.039 --> 00:46:24.320
<v Speaker 4>get there when the kids cinema, kids having a great time,

1035
00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:28.800
<v Speaker 4>and then it comes on and it's not the film.

1036
00:46:29.679 --> 00:46:33.199
<v Speaker 4>It is four episodes from the TV series what It's

1037
00:46:33.199 --> 00:46:38.360
<v Speaker 4>a fortieth anniversary event, not the film, except Village Cinemas

1038
00:46:38.760 --> 00:46:43.000
<v Speaker 4>used the poster of the film to promote this event.

1039
00:46:43.840 --> 00:46:46.639
<v Speaker 4>So I just saw the poster and went ay and

1040
00:46:46.679 --> 00:46:48.840
<v Speaker 4>bought my tickets, didn't read the fine details.

1041
00:46:49.079 --> 00:46:50.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh ok, And I'm sitting.

1042
00:46:50.639 --> 00:46:54.239
<v Speaker 4>There going and the entire time I'm just apologizing, going,

1043
00:46:54.400 --> 00:46:57.119
<v Speaker 4>I'm so sorry, guys, I feel we all pay like

1044
00:46:57.119 --> 00:46:58.079
<v Speaker 4>twenty five dollars for the ticket.

1045
00:46:58.159 --> 00:46:59.679
<v Speaker 1>It was a special event and.

1046
00:46:59.679 --> 00:47:02.440
<v Speaker 4>The kids sitting there and it was worth it just

1047
00:47:02.480 --> 00:47:06.920
<v Speaker 4>to see the kids reactions. And Noah, the elliot's friend,

1048
00:47:06.960 --> 00:47:08.440
<v Speaker 4>sits up and turn because they're like three rows down

1049
00:47:08.480 --> 00:47:09.880
<v Speaker 4>in front of it. They turn around because they want

1050
00:47:09.880 --> 00:47:11.840
<v Speaker 4>to sit by themselves, and they're like five year old

1051
00:47:11.880 --> 00:47:12.559
<v Speaker 4>time and he turned.

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00:47:12.559 --> 00:47:15.519
<v Speaker 1>Gus, hey, dad, where trans Farmers starting?

1053
00:47:16.840 --> 00:47:19.519
<v Speaker 4>And it's always like people who were like genuinely wanted

1054
00:47:19.559 --> 00:47:21.239
<v Speaker 4>to be there, right, They're just that cracking up laughing,

1055
00:47:21.480 --> 00:47:25.039
<v Speaker 4>I have his kid, and about five later, it's like

1056
00:47:25.440 --> 00:47:27.840
<v Speaker 4>just the cartoon and it just goes.

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00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:32.159
<v Speaker 1>This is the worst creams it and everyone's just in

1058
00:47:32.199 --> 00:47:33.039
<v Speaker 1>his stokes of laughter.

1059
00:47:33.079 --> 00:47:35.199
<v Speaker 4>These poor five years thought they're getting like the moderncause

1060
00:47:35.320 --> 00:47:37.360
<v Speaker 4>they wanted to see the CGI transformed and that's what

1061
00:47:37.400 --> 00:47:39.880
<v Speaker 4>they thought they were seeing. But because because apparently Noah's

1062
00:47:39.920 --> 00:47:42.079
<v Speaker 4>dad's like, I'm gonna go see the Transformers movie and

1063
00:47:42.119 --> 00:47:45.760
<v Speaker 4>he's transformerssfor.

1064
00:47:45.559 --> 00:47:50.960
<v Speaker 1>Getting early preview Transformers one Chris Hamsworth. But it's poorly

1065
00:47:51.079 --> 00:47:54.480
<v Speaker 1>drawn eighties cartoon and just where did the farther was

1066
00:47:54.519 --> 00:47:58.400
<v Speaker 1>coming on? I can't believe that he turned to the

1067
00:47:58.400 --> 00:48:01.599
<v Speaker 1>dead kid from Dihads and the Rhapsody Hawk.

1068
00:48:02.280 --> 00:48:04.039
<v Speaker 4>And the thing is to the first half an hour

1069
00:48:04.400 --> 00:48:07.639
<v Speaker 4>was the pilot episode, side by side split screen of

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00:48:07.679 --> 00:48:10.920
<v Speaker 4>the cartoon and the voice actors, all the old guys

1071
00:48:11.000 --> 00:48:11.760
<v Speaker 4>reading the script.

1072
00:48:12.079 --> 00:48:16.440
<v Speaker 1>The kids are like, what's gone on here? One out

1073
00:48:16.440 --> 00:48:19.199
<v Speaker 1>of all the audience, what the fuck is this ship?

1074
00:48:21.480 --> 00:48:24.519
<v Speaker 4>After about ten seconds, I went, oh no, because I

1075
00:48:24.639 --> 00:48:26.800
<v Speaker 4>convinced that I bought the tickets and they paid me

1076
00:48:26.840 --> 00:48:27.719
<v Speaker 4>back for him, and I.

1077
00:48:27.840 --> 00:48:30.039
<v Speaker 1>Organized it and then you paid them back to pay back.

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00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:32.039
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I felt I mean, we'll had a good laugh

1079
00:48:32.079 --> 00:48:34.000
<v Speaker 4>match just because the kids were just cracking the ships.

1080
00:48:34.199 --> 00:48:36.639
<v Speaker 4>We made them stay the entire time just to watch

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00:48:36.679 --> 00:48:37.519
<v Speaker 4>them react.

1082
00:48:37.159 --> 00:48:41.159
<v Speaker 1>To God, I would have been like, this is the worst.

1083
00:48:43.079 --> 00:48:45.639
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't the worst. I was aspen Oh no, no,

1084
00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:47.320
<v Speaker 1>And I'll tell you why, because we're about to come

1085
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<v Speaker 1>up to mont.

1086
00:48:49.599 --> 00:48:51.519
<v Speaker 4>If you want to learn something a spot really really quickly,

1087
00:48:51.519 --> 00:48:54.239
<v Speaker 4>this is how you do it.

1088
00:48:54.760 --> 00:48:56.400
<v Speaker 1>And you know you can't back and porth take and

1089
00:48:56.400 --> 00:48:57.119
<v Speaker 1>see what's going on.

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00:48:57.320 --> 00:49:00.400
<v Speaker 4>What's going on before the man says, gonna call a

1091
00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:01.719
<v Speaker 4>police because it's time.

1092
00:49:01.760 --> 00:49:04.360
<v Speaker 1>They're going to a door. Hi, Hi, guys, we're here.

1093
00:49:04.400 --> 00:49:06.519
<v Speaker 1>And it turns out that the cops are actually yes,

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00:49:06.599 --> 00:49:07.679
<v Speaker 1>but standing us stumper.

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00:49:07.760 --> 00:49:09.719
<v Speaker 4>Of course for advice for the K thirteen, you do

1096
00:49:09.760 --> 00:49:11.920
<v Speaker 4>that again, have a bad time, so you're gonna good

1097
00:49:11.920 --> 00:49:13.559
<v Speaker 4>at something fast. You get it only one way, and

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00:49:13.599 --> 00:49:16.360
<v Speaker 4>it's the montage A repurpose for Team America.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, look, yes, yes, today's approaching to Given your past

1100
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<v Speaker 8>and you've got to reach your friend, that's when you

1101
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<v Speaker 8>need to put.

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<v Speaker 7>Yourself to the test and show us a passage of time.

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<v Speaker 5>We're gonna need a mountain.

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00:49:42.039 --> 00:49:44.280
<v Speaker 1>Sports training mountaine.

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00:49:45.880 --> 00:49:49.800
<v Speaker 7>To show that things happening, and once remind every one

1106
00:49:49.880 --> 00:49:53.800
<v Speaker 7>of what's going on, and with every shot show a

1107
00:49:53.880 --> 00:49:55.039
<v Speaker 7>little improvement.

1108
00:49:55.360 --> 00:49:59.760
<v Speaker 5>To show a woman too long, that's call a mountain.

1109
00:50:05.480 --> 00:50:19.360
<v Speaker 8>Support to go from just a beginner to broth.

1110
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<v Speaker 5>Always did you know that?

1111
00:50:35.599 --> 00:50:38.400
<v Speaker 4>By supporting our show on Patreon, you get access to

1112
00:50:38.559 --> 00:50:43.159
<v Speaker 4>four exclusive podcasts per month, including Talking Signfold, Tales of Futurama,

1113
00:50:43.400 --> 00:50:46.159
<v Speaker 4>Speaking of the Hill, and the movie Guys. Plus you

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<v Speaker 4>also get early and ad free access to four Finger

1115
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00:50:51.719 --> 00:50:54.559
<v Speaker 4>the one about Friends. That's twenty hours of podcast each

1117
00:50:54.599 --> 00:50:56.239
<v Speaker 4>month for the cost of a cup of coffee.

1118
00:50:56.320 --> 00:50:58.599
<v Speaker 1>Fie, God, it got here, So.

1119
00:50:58.519 --> 00:51:00.719
<v Speaker 4>Go ahead and support your palas guys down there today

1120
00:51:00.920 --> 00:51:03.719
<v Speaker 4>at patreon dot com. Slash four finger Discount link is

1121
00:51:03.760 --> 00:51:08.320
<v Speaker 4>in the description of this podcast. So the kids then

1122
00:51:08.320 --> 00:51:11.039
<v Speaker 4>look at the photo of Kyle during the montage. He's

1123
00:51:11.079 --> 00:51:11.760
<v Speaker 4>looking at the photo.

1124
00:51:12.519 --> 00:51:15.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to lose my friend. It's so dramatic, and

1125
00:51:15.800 --> 00:51:17.639
<v Speaker 1>of course Butters gets another hitler.

1126
00:51:17.719 --> 00:51:20.119
<v Speaker 4>Yes, it does a shitler. We've changed yes, and they

1127
00:51:20.159 --> 00:51:22.719
<v Speaker 4>officially called a shitler. It's officially it's cannon and I

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00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:25.599
<v Speaker 4>really it's just a little detail but I really like

1129
00:51:25.679 --> 00:51:27.920
<v Speaker 4>the way that it faded to black at the end

1130
00:51:27.920 --> 00:51:28.440
<v Speaker 4>of the montage.

1131
00:51:28.440 --> 00:51:30.199
<v Speaker 1>Well, you fade out, you have to fade out.

1132
00:51:30.239 --> 00:51:33.360
<v Speaker 4>Yes, the police are now there to take details, and

1133
00:51:33.400 --> 00:51:35.360
<v Speaker 4>they start pitching as well, well, I think you need

1134
00:51:35.400 --> 00:51:40.159
<v Speaker 4>to be arrested, but giving up this amazing deal, you

1135
00:51:40.199 --> 00:51:44.400
<v Speaker 4>should be arrested. So book them Danner. Danno's the perfect

1136
00:51:44.440 --> 00:51:47.480
<v Speaker 4>cop name, isn't it, Book them Daniel. So they threaten

1137
00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:49.000
<v Speaker 4>them with the guns. Basically they're going to have to

1138
00:51:49.039 --> 00:51:50.880
<v Speaker 4>buy these shares now that this is the last resort.

1139
00:51:50.920 --> 00:51:53.199
<v Speaker 4>You know, guilt trip didn't work, the guns coming out.

1140
00:51:53.320 --> 00:51:54.239
<v Speaker 1>It's time now for the race.

1141
00:51:54.320 --> 00:51:57.000
<v Speaker 4>Powder fresh, and the stage is set and Tad chops

1142
00:51:57.039 --> 00:51:59.920
<v Speaker 4>down a tree to slow Dashed down. He throws some sand.

1143
00:52:00.239 --> 00:52:01.920
<v Speaker 4>It's just you're basically your.

1144
00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:04.800
<v Speaker 1>Classic You're in levels of sabotage.

1145
00:52:04.880 --> 00:52:07.039
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, to the point where it's but no point was

1146
00:52:07.039 --> 00:52:08.480
<v Speaker 4>it raccoons?

1147
00:52:08.599 --> 00:52:10.199
<v Speaker 1>What did he have? Hamsters? Hamsters?

1148
00:52:10.199 --> 00:52:11.599
<v Speaker 4>It was gonna win anyway. It was like, I've got

1149
00:52:11.679 --> 00:52:12.880
<v Speaker 4>to do this because that's just what they do in

1150
00:52:12.920 --> 00:52:15.599
<v Speaker 4>these films. Yeah, it's the it's the subarbar gathern knocking

1151
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<v Speaker 4>down the fucking thing. Actually he didn't knock that down.

1152
00:52:19.119 --> 00:52:21.679
<v Speaker 4>It was people were climbing the tower, remember and have

1153
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<v Speaker 4>a Gilmot.

1154
00:52:22.280 --> 00:52:26.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, except tow is distracted by the well.

1155
00:52:26.840 --> 00:52:28.679
<v Speaker 4>We thought they were breasticles, but we soon find out

1156
00:52:28.719 --> 00:52:34.639
<v Speaker 4>that they're not presticals. You may recall, yes, that it's

1157
00:52:34.679 --> 00:52:40.440
<v Speaker 4>something else standing wins and we're gonna hey, hey, hey hey.

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<v Speaker 4>As an eighties kid, you would have just adored this, right.

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00:52:42.920 --> 00:52:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, but I love that they head it turns

1160
00:52:46.480 --> 00:52:50.039
<v Speaker 1>and they're not the actual versions of the song of

1161
00:52:50.119 --> 00:52:51.840
<v Speaker 1>the song. Don't know because you hear.

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00:52:51.880 --> 00:52:54.159
<v Speaker 4>It's not a carry ouky version by it's mister somebody

1163
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<v Speaker 4>it's a slave.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's I mean Jim Kerr simple minds as a

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<v Speaker 1>love Ooh.

1166
00:53:01.960 --> 00:53:06.480
<v Speaker 4>And it's like, oh have you ever been to Hamer

1167
00:53:06.559 --> 00:53:09.199
<v Speaker 4>Hall at night? I've been around that area in Melbourne

1168
00:53:09.320 --> 00:53:12.679
<v Speaker 4>Hall is I'm aware of. Yeah, there's this Asian guy

1169
00:53:12.679 --> 00:53:14.599
<v Speaker 4>that does karaoke there really badly. He's been doing it

1170
00:53:14.599 --> 00:53:15.960
<v Speaker 4>for like a decade now do you know that I'm

1171
00:53:16.000 --> 00:53:19.119
<v Speaker 4>talking about. No, it's like he's become his gimmick. It's

1172
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<v Speaker 4>like he's spot and he gets there and he has

1173
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<v Speaker 4>his little speaker. It's like really low budget speaker microphone

1174
00:53:25.239 --> 00:53:28.800
<v Speaker 4>and he gets up in this goes mama, Mi, here

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<v Speaker 4>I go.

1176
00:53:29.480 --> 00:53:31.880
<v Speaker 1>He plays it up like that plays up there.

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00:53:31.920 --> 00:53:34.039
<v Speaker 4>It's like the William Hunting to be William Hunt.

1178
00:53:34.079 --> 00:53:34.719
<v Speaker 1>But but like.

1179
00:53:34.760 --> 00:53:38.119
<v Speaker 4>He's just makes a fortune. Like you look at his cases, like,

1180
00:53:38.679 --> 00:53:39.719
<v Speaker 4>what's going on here?

1181
00:53:40.320 --> 00:53:41.039
<v Speaker 1>What's going on?

1182
00:53:41.800 --> 00:53:45.039
<v Speaker 4>How has its? People are paying it out of ironic?

1183
00:53:45.119 --> 00:53:47.840
<v Speaker 1>I guess, Okay, so he's being ironic and people are

1184
00:53:47.840 --> 00:53:50.239
<v Speaker 1>being ironic, but the money is real. There's nothing ironic

1185
00:53:50.280 --> 00:53:50.920
<v Speaker 1>about the money.

1186
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<v Speaker 4>Every time I've been to Hamer Hall for a short

1187
00:53:52.840 --> 00:53:54.800
<v Speaker 4>Hammer Hall, he has been nesting in bad karaoke.

1188
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<v Speaker 1>Theun to the world is made for people who have

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<v Speaker 1>no shame, it really is.

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<v Speaker 4>And there's this one guy and I can say I

1191
00:54:05.519 --> 00:54:08.480
<v Speaker 4>know it's and it's been since proven a scam. He

1192
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<v Speaker 4>claimed to be homeless, right, he'd always be sitting there

1193
00:54:10.800 --> 00:54:13.079
<v Speaker 4>with his hands up like this, and to the point

1194
00:54:13.079 --> 00:54:15.800
<v Speaker 4>where every time we go, hey, it's old mate. That's

1195
00:54:15.840 --> 00:54:18.840
<v Speaker 4>an odsy thing. It's a mate, it's our mate, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>with his hands up.

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<v Speaker 1>International listeners, you know we'll be aware that the strainers use

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<v Speaker 1>the term mate. I think it's an aussy thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Where we go you know, you know you and when

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<v Speaker 4>they say, hey, there's your mate to someone who is

1201
00:54:32.079 --> 00:54:34.880
<v Speaker 4>definitely not your mate, and there's your mate.

1202
00:54:35.400 --> 00:54:40.280
<v Speaker 1>It is just as the Inuit tribe has fifty words

1203
00:54:40.280 --> 00:54:43.559
<v Speaker 1>for snow, we have fifty different ways of using the

1204
00:54:43.599 --> 00:54:52.239
<v Speaker 1>term mate, and particularly old mate's tone as well. Mate, mate, mate, mate,

1205
00:54:53.159 --> 00:54:56.960
<v Speaker 1>but old mate is essentially this guy's a dick, a

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00:54:57.079 --> 00:55:01.880
<v Speaker 1>mate with his hands up. I got one, I got

1207
00:55:01.920 --> 00:55:04.800
<v Speaker 1>one person in the group old mates up to this.

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<v Speaker 1>You just like that person definitely not.

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<v Speaker 4>But you know you've met your your friends when hey,

1210
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<v Speaker 4>there's your mate to someone who is certainly not your mate,

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<v Speaker 4>not your mate. But let's get through this. So basically

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<v Speaker 4>he's one that he's one of the heads. Now turning down, Tad,

1213
00:55:22.559 --> 00:55:27.320
<v Speaker 4>never go with you anymore. Just now we're gonna be

1214
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<v Speaker 4>able to kick that. Youth said that it's on because

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<v Speaker 4>if you stand why why, I don't know why would

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<v Speaker 4>in his phrase, make any difference. That's he said, because

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00:55:35.679 --> 00:55:37.239
<v Speaker 4>he beat didn't he Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's always a race and there's always a.

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<v Speaker 4>Best Yeah at the end, and as the spirits get

1220
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<v Speaker 4>to fly away, thank you, Yes, that was good, rest

1221
00:55:43.760 --> 00:55:47.280
<v Speaker 4>in peace. H Heather then wants him go ahead. She's oh,

1222
00:55:47.320 --> 00:55:51.039
<v Speaker 4>you ever wanted. It's so perfect, and the parents say,

1223
00:55:51.079 --> 00:55:52.679
<v Speaker 4>finally they've come to our senses and we've bought the

1224
00:55:52.679 --> 00:55:54.199
<v Speaker 4>time shared kids like, we don't want to come back.

1225
00:55:54.239 --> 00:55:56.000
<v Speaker 1>You make it their little rams.

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<v Speaker 4>They all leave, and then Thumper hits on the nerdy

1227
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<v Speaker 4>get because she has stand up with somebody, of course,

1228
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<v Speaker 4>and then she flashes and.

1229
00:56:01.039 --> 00:56:03.920
<v Speaker 1>It turns out it is quarto qata. Yeah, we heard

1230
00:56:03.920 --> 00:56:07.480
<v Speaker 1>the mutant prophet from the nineteen ninety Arnold schwartzeendingapul the

1231
00:56:07.480 --> 00:56:14.280
<v Speaker 1>Hopan movie Total Recall quid open your Mind, which I

1232
00:56:14.400 --> 00:56:17.800
<v Speaker 1>never realized it was the sample for that dance track

1233
00:56:17.920 --> 00:56:19.760
<v Speaker 1>from the from the ninety nineties. You know that's opened

1234
00:56:19.760 --> 00:56:24.760
<v Speaker 1>your mind? No, open your mind. I might not put

1235
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<v Speaker 1>in the show notes. We have show notes.

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00:56:26.239 --> 00:56:29.400
<v Speaker 4>Show notes, you mean, like as in like the description, Well, yeah, yes,

1237
00:56:29.480 --> 00:56:29.920
<v Speaker 4>can do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Put it in there, okay, along with the trailer for

1239
00:56:34.119 --> 00:56:36.119
<v Speaker 1>Hot Dog the movie, and another thing, all the other

1240
00:56:36.159 --> 00:56:37.320
<v Speaker 1>stuff we talked about, you and know, all the other

1241
00:56:37.440 --> 00:56:39.920
<v Speaker 1>things we talk about that get cut out because we've

1242
00:56:39.920 --> 00:56:43.079
<v Speaker 1>already gone fifteen minutes longer than we said we would.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Well, that is our review of Aspen, A

1244
00:56:45.079 --> 00:56:47.360
<v Speaker 4>fantastic one of the best episodes of South Park to date.

1245
00:56:47.480 --> 00:56:50.719
<v Speaker 4>Without question, It's just everything I love. I love sports films,

1246
00:56:50.760 --> 00:56:52.280
<v Speaker 4>I love with I think I love films that take

1247
00:56:52.280 --> 00:56:54.079
<v Speaker 4>the pis out of sports films more than actual underdog

1248
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<v Speaker 4>sports films.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that makes a lot of sense, and this was

1250
00:56:57.079 --> 00:56:58.320
<v Speaker 1>a very very good pitch.

1251
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<v Speaker 4>I think when you're by the time of when's my birthday?

1252
00:57:01.840 --> 00:57:03.679
<v Speaker 4>Two days from now? Yeah, two days from now, I'll

1253
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<v Speaker 4>be thirty six when you meet your mid thirty, I

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<v Speaker 4>think we've all had any experience.

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<v Speaker 1>With time shifts, so if you relate to that as well, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and my birthday is three days away, and yes, I've

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<v Speaker 1>had experience with red stickets. Alright, guys, thank you so

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<v Speaker 1>much for support here at Going Down to south Park.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't forget rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify Review,

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<v Speaker 4>listen to this show.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're watching us.

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<v Speaker 4>On YouTube, please hit that subscribe button comment below and

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<v Speaker 4>tell us what you think of the show and anything

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<v Speaker 4>else you'd like to take to the listener with it

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<v Speaker 4>before we let them go.

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<v Speaker 1>Just that you've been listening to Going Down to south Park,

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast where you never have a bad time
