Speaker 1: Still don't want to raise me. I told you he
Speaker 1: was chicken. Heather stand marsh the doors.
Speaker 2: All right, dude, if I race, you will leave me alone?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Fine, you and me at the summit, now, okay, race
Speaker 3: race kick Ash.
Speaker 4: Welcome to going down to Southwark, the podcast where we
Speaker 4: always have our sales of time, and boy did with
Speaker 4: this week because we traveled all the way down to Aspen.
Speaker 1: I'm Dano and I am going, Yes, we are coming
Speaker 1: to me lying from a little place in Aspen down
Speaker 1: to say with me. So, how does it feel good
Speaker 1: to say? I love that?
Speaker 4: That's actually one of my favorite moments, right, so just
Speaker 4: try to say.
Speaker 1: It feels good to be rich.
Speaker 4: And the secondary's gonna love hearing that one. Sorry, why,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, ladies, I forgot what'll happen in this episode?
Speaker 4: Not gonna lie, right, and you'll tell me how great
Speaker 4: it is. I'm little memories. I just remember they got
Speaker 4: to the snow and there's a douche bay there. Tats
Speaker 4: turned to be Tad. I loved him, but I love
Speaker 4: the Timeshares even more. I think it's actually it was
Speaker 4: all fantastic, wasn't it. It was all great?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean I very much liked, of course, the
Speaker 1: a plot of which is basically a terrific nineteen eighty
Speaker 1: fourteen movie called hot Dog. The movie. It's essentially the
Speaker 1: same plot, even down to the font when it's a
Speaker 1: South park Ian Aspen's good. That's hot Dog the movie's opening,
Speaker 1: is it? Ah? Okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: But the b plot with the whole timeshare thing really
Speaker 1: made me laugh. And I've forgotten a lot about it,
Speaker 1: But there was one thing that made me love the most, because,
Speaker 1: as we like to say on the internet, it happened
Speaker 1: to me. The lovely Luis Anda were in Bali recently,
Speaker 1: and you know, we've been there a few times. We
Speaker 1: like to think we're relatively savvy travelers. We're not going
Speaker 1: to be drawn in by the hey boss, hey boss,
Speaker 1: come and get some of this action. Walking through the
Speaker 1: shopping center and this this salesman, he was incredible. He's
Speaker 1: very persuasive, very charming. Thought we'll give him a second.
Speaker 1: You know, he was talking about a new hotel development
Speaker 1: that had come up. It's like, have a look at
Speaker 1: these cards, et cetera, et cetera. Have a scratch. There
Speaker 1: always are scratches. Yeah, the scratches get you I got
Speaker 1: a particular prize and you always got the red dot,
Speaker 1: but lou got red stickered. Yeah, you got the red sticker. Oh,
Speaker 1: you got the redsticker. It's even a parody.
Speaker 5: And he was so.
Speaker 1: Good at it that for a second we were like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, this is what a good deal. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: a scratch, and we nearly nearly fell for it. And
Speaker 1: then he was saying, oh, but we have to go
Speaker 1: to the hotel development for you to claim all this business.
Speaker 1: We're like, we're not going to a second location.
Speaker 4: No, So you're hopped on the ski lift.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then he tried to guilt trips by saying, oh, well,
Speaker 1: you know the gelt trip. Yeah, I need to get
Speaker 1: if if I don't get my fifty dollars bonus, if
Speaker 1: you don't do this thing, how I was supposed to
Speaker 1: feed my children? Like that sounds like you issue pal
Speaker 1: It sounds like a skills issue, bad luck. And we
Speaker 1: walked away. We didn't feel good about it. But every
Speaker 1: time after that, we're like, is he still there? We're
Speaker 1: gonna have to take the long way around. We couldn't
Speaker 1: walk past that guy again because we came up with
Speaker 1: some bullshit excuse about why we couldn't go to his
Speaker 1: second location with him, and why we had to, you know,
Speaker 1: deprive him with fifty la bonus.
Speaker 4: And he'd have kids made because the kids are the
Speaker 4: perfect excuse because I was just she ship herself.
Speaker 1: Look all right, that's what Lu said about me. I
Speaker 1: shouldn't have had that burrito.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm sure if you just say that, sorry,
Speaker 4: I've shipped myself. No, they're not going to question. It's
Speaker 4: time for that ship. Like pun intended.
Speaker 1: We've got We've got the best toilets at the second
Speaker 1: at this new development, come along doned an adult Trump.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I remember we went.
Speaker 4: We only had one proper family holiday when I was
Speaker 4: growing up.
Speaker 1: We drove.
Speaker 4: We drove all the way to Queensland because my dad
Speaker 4: wouldn't get on a plane right to drive twenty one
Speaker 4: hours to Queensland. I remember we're in surface Paradise and
Speaker 4: mom and dad got done with the time share. My
Speaker 4: sister and I we would have been so it's ninety nine.
Speaker 4: I would have been eleven, my sister would have been seven.
Speaker 4: And I remember just sitting there listening to these two
Speaker 4: people talk to my mom and and Mum's just like
Speaker 4: we can't have fought.
Speaker 1: And my Dad's just like this just sounds pretty good.
Speaker 5: Just hear it out.
Speaker 1: You want to give a guard check.
Speaker 4: And Mom's like, no, we can't have Johnny, we kind
Speaker 4: of fought. Dad's like where do I sign? But hopefully
Speaker 4: they didn't. And Nicol and I did it once as well,
Speaker 4: because he offered us a one hundred dollars coals card, right,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I can sit through half an hour.
Speaker 4: It's always half an hour, so just come funny, they
Speaker 4: take a half an hour. We're sitting there waiting for
Speaker 4: like half an ever before we even get into the place.
Speaker 4: And they get you in there. It's like one on
Speaker 4: one sort of like meetings and like you said, super charming,
Speaker 4: and they can sent straight away where they're going to
Speaker 4: get you or not. And then it's the the last resort.
Speaker 4: I feel like it was always the guilt trip, and
Speaker 4: he tried the guilt trip on us and I just said, mate,
Speaker 4: just give us hold our colds. Actually goes no, you
Speaker 4: just have to wait a minute. I'll go, I'll go
Speaker 4: get it.
Speaker 1: He takes like twenty minutes.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, you out like give me give him and
Speaker 4: we got eight coles voucher, but it took us a
Speaker 4: recond maybe two three hours to get that Coles voucher.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sure I have shared with you
Speaker 1: and the listeners the shameful time of guy was nearly
Speaker 1: sucking into being an Amway representative.
Speaker 4: Am I no, no, and I'd never heard of AMH
Speaker 4: So am Way was it was Tuperware originally it wasn't
Speaker 4: That was am Way. What was the other one my
Speaker 4: mom got sucked in with? It was vacuum cleaners. Kirby
Speaker 4: might have been Kirby Kirby vacuums or something. My mom
Speaker 4: used to have these parties and stuff Myke's.
Speaker 1: Wife did Enyo, which was the Swedish Swedish cleaning products.
Speaker 1: They're actually pretty good. We've still gone to this day.
Speaker 1: I didn't mind him.
Speaker 4: Mum's I'm having a toperwear party right and it's like
Speaker 4: all my friends, Mum's gonna be over. We'll be playing
Speaker 4: video games with my friends.
Speaker 1: I thought this was going to turn into like the
Speaker 1: Stacey's Mom videos. All the moms are coming there and
Speaker 1: heavy of that teleware. I didn't know what Amway was
Speaker 1: at this stage. It was cleaning, which was to help
Speaker 1: me what am I is? Yeah, it's my mom did
Speaker 1: Amway as well.
Speaker 4: Actually it's multi level marketing. My mom did Amway. Yeah,
Speaker 4: red containers, weren't they.
Speaker 1: I believe the house was full of Amway. Yes, but yeah,
Speaker 1: what it is? Pyramids game? Right? Pyramids game essentially. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was out at a nightclub when I think I
Speaker 1: was about nineteen years old and this guy I'm not
Speaker 1: going to say his full name, his name is Adam.
Speaker 1: I caught up with him again recently. He's a good guy,
Speaker 1: a bit of a hustler. I mean, he's doing very
Speaker 1: well for himself. He's driving a very flash car and
Speaker 1: all this kind of business and.
Speaker 4: Charge the people to the K thirteen.
Speaker 1: Call me god. No, he's actually a good guy. But
Speaker 1: he was the one who I'd had a few drinks
Speaker 1: and he's talking about, oh, it's this great money making opportunity.
Speaker 1: Come along with me, and I'm like, you're pretty persuasive, Oh,
Speaker 1: come along. I'd never heard of Amway, so but at
Speaker 1: some at some stay of saying well, yes, this is Amway,
Speaker 1: and I'm like what wait? Am like okay? And if
Speaker 1: I was a little more worldly, would have been like,
Speaker 1: I'm getting out here.
Speaker 4: My mom cleans my house. I don't need clean in
Speaker 4: front of what is this thing.
Speaker 1: You call cleaning? But I thought, oh, look, I'd like
Speaker 1: to live a creative life, which is a sure by
Speaker 1: way making no damn money. It'd be nice to have
Speaker 1: something that made a little money and then I could
Speaker 1: concentrate on other things. Didn't really work that way. I
Speaker 1: had no nauss a salesman or anything like that. And
Speaker 1: after about i know, six months or something, and this
Speaker 1: is bullshit, and I got sucked.
Speaker 4: What was Wilson trying to sell in the posit of happiness?
Speaker 4: He became that guy, Oh, selling type typewriters.
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 4: Something that was outdated by the time he was trying
Speaker 4: to sell it. Yeah, whatever it was, but you become
Speaker 4: that guy. Yeah, and when he goes back my mom,
Speaker 4: I remember, I have memories of she would have to
Speaker 4: go to people's houses with like people. She'd suck it
Speaker 4: into joining Amway because she was sort of like their
Speaker 4: team leader now, so she'd have to watch them do
Speaker 4: and teach them how to do the sessions or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's very cold, like the it's got the hierarchy and
Speaker 1: the structure and all this kind of business, and it's
Speaker 1: all very motivational and.
Speaker 4: Rama, yea mom did one was MoMA's not like several
Speaker 4: of them. I don't know why she persisted with her.
Speaker 4: And then she finally found her calling in the sense
Speaker 4: of Mom's just looking for something to She's like, I
Speaker 4: haven't found my purpose. And now she's working with people
Speaker 4: who disability isn't the term, but like where they live
Speaker 4: in a home because they can't live at home, they
Speaker 4: need extra care, full time care. She's a care and
Speaker 4: she's just like absolutely just excelling at it. She's like
Speaker 4: the leader of the house. Basically, that's what Mum was
Speaker 4: destined to do. But before that, though scheme up, the
Speaker 4: scheme of the scheme. She did this energy drink one
Speaker 4: as well, and that the fridge befall these energy drinks
Speaker 4: which won. There was sugar free energy drinks, and I
Speaker 4: was just like, this doesn't work.
Speaker 1: It was prime. Wasn't that she got sucked in by
Speaker 1: the pool? Now it was not that that ship.
Speaker 4: What were they called that vanilla one moon, milk moons something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was garbage. But anyway, I will fight Jake Aspen.
Speaker 1: What do you think of sidetracked?
Speaker 4: When do you think of South Park? This is sort
Speaker 4: of one. This is what you have envisioned, isn't it.
Speaker 4: This is everything you love about South Park.
Speaker 1: It very much is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, without the complete absurdity of you know, Kenny being
Speaker 4: killed and that kind of there's no sort of little
Speaker 4: violence in this one. Just what the humans based on
Speaker 4: is what South Bark is.
Speaker 1: There's plenty, not plenty of ridiculousness in it, but there's
Speaker 1: enough ridiculous to make it go. Of course, we're watching
Speaker 1: Harker and Stone here.
Speaker 4: I will say one thing I'm not sold on, how
Speaker 4: on the handling of Butters so far as a full
Speaker 4: time character. He's not being oversaturated, but I'm just not
Speaker 4: buying the Cartman Butter's dynamic just yet. I feel like Cartman's.
Speaker 1: Why you're feeling a bit too sorry for Butters.
Speaker 4: He just seems so pathetic that I'm finding it hard
Speaker 4: to care about the character at this point.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean, he's new to the group, so
Speaker 1: he wants to fit in. He wants and unfortunately Butter's
Speaker 1: being Butters. He's gonna overcompensate by being a bit of
Speaker 1: a punching bag, and naturally he's naive and not that worldly.
Speaker 4: And maybe because of the start to It almost feels
Speaker 4: like the creator tre and Matt almost trying to push
Speaker 4: him on us in a sense that, you know, so
Speaker 4: great that he's the kid's new best friend. It's so
Speaker 4: great having Butters around. Yeah, you know, ever since Kenny died,
Speaker 4: Butters is the new kid. He's the new Kenny. Guys,
Speaker 4: here's the new Kenny. I just thought I didn't.
Speaker 1: Get that vibe, and particularly what you're talking about with
Speaker 1: the parents.
Speaker 4: It's just the opening scene, I know what you mean.
Speaker 4: That just struck me as reminding.
Speaker 1: I know, the parents just desperately trying to convince themselves
Speaker 1: that I don't know, I don't know. Maybe it's a
Speaker 1: way to wedges the Butter's parents into it as well.
Speaker 1: I mean, I liked how stilted it felt that whole
Speaker 1: friends by default. I mean, as I've said before, there
Speaker 1: are certain things that Parker and Stone did very well,
Speaker 1: and just that kind of inane small talk or not
Speaker 1: witty wit that people will occasionally do when they think, oh,
Speaker 1: we're all grown ups here, and you know, we're kind
Speaker 1: of spec No, we're friends by default.
Speaker 4: It's just because we've had Carmon and Butters interact quite
Speaker 4: a bit in the last season, right, I just don't
Speaker 4: feel like there's been that much interaction between Kyle, Stan
Speaker 4: and Butters to justify him being part of that core group.
Speaker 4: They don't seem to care about him. They find him
Speaker 4: as a deweve, they think he's pathetic. They don't really
Speaker 4: have much there. Even in the episode that was Butter's song,
Speaker 4: but Butter's episode, right, Stan and Kyle don't appear to
Speaker 4: the end. He's much needed as Cartman, it was, but
Speaker 4: this episode, but I just feel like Cartman is the
Speaker 4: only one that really interacts with Butters.
Speaker 1: It seems that way, certainly, and I think he just
Speaker 1: wants to do that because he likes having someone to
Speaker 1: push around, someone to bully, Yeah, to do his dreadful
Speaker 1: dreadful prank song, horrific.
Speaker 4: Pranks, horrible pranks. Ye.
Speaker 1: Well, favorite moments from the episode. It's funny because it
Speaker 1: leads into one of my favorites, that whole opening bit
Speaker 1: with the with the parents sort of becoming, as they said,
Speaker 1: friends by default. There's a great line from Butter's dad,
Speaker 1: of course, but he's the perfect boyfella. Now, I didn't
Speaker 1: remember that given what we know about Butter's dad. It's
Speaker 1: a nice off color joke that whole south Park in
Speaker 1: Aspen having the hot dog the movie made it feel special.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and the whole well it's take on me, but.
Speaker 4: It takes the montage. Is that push it to the limit?
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is one of the reasons I love it
Speaker 1: so much. It was like, but the first time I
Speaker 1: heard this, like, why is this so familiar to me?
Speaker 4: And don't you forget about me at the end.
Speaker 1: And also and safety dance with Butter's doing I don't
Speaker 1: think it's the safety dance, but doing it like a
Speaker 1: little Charlie Brown dance. I thought that was hilarious.
Speaker 4: Just the overall parody of sports films. The sports story
Speaker 4: is so awesome.
Speaker 1: I love it. They say on Wikipedia, which never lies,
Speaker 1: of course, that this is one of the easiest episodes
Speaker 1: to write because they just took all their underdog movies
Speaker 1: and they put the South Park crew on it. And
Speaker 1: I think Trey had also been pressured into a timeshare thing.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's like, but I think they've been trying they
Speaker 4: were trying to pressure him into it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, fuck those guys. I don't know if we've
Speaker 1: heard this before in South Park, but it's something that
Speaker 1: becomes a catchphrase of sorts. Later on, I think this
Speaker 1: is the first time I've heard Randy go oh god
Speaker 1: damn it? Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm sure he said that before, but possibly not.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's just my memory of hearing him say it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I just love it.
Speaker 1: Oh God damn it. Montage is so great. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love that. It's just borrowing the rhythm from push
Speaker 1: It to the It's one of those songs that like, oh,
Speaker 1: writing a parody song is easy, isn't it? And it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not. It's really not.
Speaker 4: I wrote a couple of parody songs when I was younger. Right, So,
Speaker 4: when I was working in the Dali holes, all everyone,
Speaker 4: all of us will forced to wear hair NEETs, right,
Speaker 4: and they will be pissed off when that's when you
Speaker 4: drop up and you didn't your hand. They say, where's
Speaker 4: your hairnet? And for some reason in my head I was.
Speaker 1: Going, where's your hair dad? Where's your hair had? May?
Speaker 1: I ask are there any other lyrics of that?
Speaker 4: Or is there yest'd be one of my old laptops.
Speaker 4: But I literally I'm like, there's something there, okay.
Speaker 1: And when you got out the leg of ham, did
Speaker 1: you go Slice Slice Baby. I did not, but I
Speaker 1: should have. You should have. Yeah, Montage is fantastic. Even
Speaker 1: better is the standarsh song. Yes. I loved so with
Speaker 1: those guys every time they go ooo and standards just
Speaker 1: like what you're going to beat me.
Speaker 4: Every Just stupid douchebag jock in all those sports films. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and not just sports films, just eighties teen films.
Speaker 1: Very much so. Tad Tad Tad is the name too.
Speaker 1: If you can find watch Hot Dog the movie and
Speaker 1: also watch one called.
Speaker 4: Up the Creek looks a lie. I was very disappointed
Speaker 4: when you sent me Hot Dog the movie right. I
Speaker 4: thought it was going to be Hot Dogs. Fan made
Speaker 4: film of hot Dogs from Big Brother Australia two thousand
Speaker 4: and four, had his own late night TV show. We've
Speaker 4: mentioned him on the podcas hot Dogs are Late Friend
Speaker 4: of the Post.
Speaker 1: What a show that was. I don't recall a single
Speaker 1: thing he get.
Speaker 4: Home from being out in front of the night be
Speaker 4: one am hot Dogs? Is they're doing fucking puzzles? You
Speaker 4: can call him up like I've got him. I got
Speaker 4: on TV a couple of times calling up hot Dogs.
Speaker 1: What's hot Dogs? A good guy? Is he a solid dude,
Speaker 1: he didn't really know what he was doing.
Speaker 5: I think there's a.
Speaker 1: Reason we haven't heard of hot Dogs since the Glory Day?
Speaker 4: What is hot Dogs doing now? I feel like it's
Speaker 4: you know, hot Dog and movie hot Dogs. Let's just
Speaker 4: do it, finally, hot Dogs, big brother?
Speaker 1: What's he?
Speaker 4: What was his real name? Simon Deering? He's on his
Speaker 4: own Facebook page?
Speaker 1: Is it Simon hot Dogs Deering? No.
Speaker 4: Simon Deering, better known as the nickname hot Dogs, was
Speaker 4: a contestant and eleventh victory of Big Brothers st two
Speaker 4: thousand and five.
Speaker 1: He has since continued his career.
Speaker 4: In Australian television has he though during his childhood years
Speaker 4: he appeared briefly in the TV show Home and Away,
Speaker 4: appearing as George Fisher, a petty criminal who stole a
Speaker 4: leaf of bread from Alf Stuart.
Speaker 1: It's like lame, miserable. I'm just trying to think, okay.
Speaker 4: On July twenty five, two thousand and five, Deer was
Speaker 4: at a Cans, Queensland night club, doing a promotional spot
Speaker 4: for Your Brother. Him and an unnamed twenty two year
Speaker 4: old woman were arrested outside the club in charge with
Speaker 4: creating a public nuisance by committing in a decent act
Speaker 4: in public hot Dogs. Initial reports accepted Dealer and that
Speaker 4: was about to say hot dog. Initial reports accepted Deerings
Speaker 4: claimed that he had merely left the club to urinate.
Speaker 4: He was released on one hundred dollars bail and it's
Speaker 4: September two thousand and five. Pleaded gifty to three charges
Speaker 4: and was fined one thousand dollars and that's all it says.
Speaker 4: So he continued his career in Australian television doing what
Speaker 4: if in his own page, doesn't.
Speaker 1: Know simon mate, if you're listening, if you're.
Speaker 4: Watching, Oh no, He's now a local property expert for
Speaker 4: Purple Bricks in Perth. Purple Bricks and pur Briggs once
Speaker 4: popped up on a Channel seven reality show to give
Speaker 4: a valuation for a recently renovated a house.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you're watching, if you're listening, come be part
Speaker 1: of a four big discount. You know you must have
Speaker 1: a favorite South Park or Simpsons episode.
Speaker 4: He's the one did the turkey slap? Right a turkey slap?
Speaker 1: Was he? Was? He the turkey slapper?
Speaker 4: Hot Dogs Turkey Slam. I'm pretty sure he was the
Speaker 4: turkey slapper, wasn't he That's where he got his name.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I think he was hot Dogs
Speaker 1: when he came in, Uh hot dog turkey slap. We
Speaker 1: need to find out why why he is nicknamed hot
Speaker 1: Dogs and then we can maybe talk about Aspen.
Speaker 4: The Big Brother Turkey slap incident changed reality television forever.
Speaker 1: It really did. Do you remember that?
Speaker 4: Just it did like we were glorifying sexual assault. Michael
Speaker 4: John Brick held down falloy contestant Camilla Severi while Michael
Speaker 4: Ashley Cox pulled down his pants and slapped it on
Speaker 4: the face with his junk.
Speaker 1: With he's junk. I'm not going to say it kickstarted
Speaker 1: the me too movement, but it may well have.
Speaker 4: And Prime then Prime Minister John Howard at the time
Speaker 4: called for the entire show to be canceled immediately.
Speaker 1: Not a fan of this turkey slap.
Speaker 4: No, anyway, let's get back to it.
Speaker 1: Let's go back to what. I liked a lot of stuff.
Speaker 4: What did you I just liked the ooh and that
Speaker 4: the montage and sports training, sports treating and try saying
Speaker 4: it's being rich, isn't it. Oh, they give him some food,
Speaker 4: it's like to take it away. That's what being attached
Speaker 4: is like you do you taste little bits of what
Speaker 4: it's like to be rich.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 6: Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Speaker 1: Trivia time.
Speaker 4: Your first question, Guess how many questions?
Speaker 1: I've got four? Five? Wow? We five questions. What stage
Speaker 1: the condo development are they up to when they offer
Speaker 1: to sell it to the parents.
Speaker 4: I'm going to say it's stage three, they're up to
Speaker 4: phase four? Phase four?
Speaker 1: What's phase two? Give me the first question?
Speaker 4: Name of the ski instructor A stumper?
Speaker 1: Stumper? Yeah, baby's friend. His name is Stumber uh Ted
Speaker 1: has been skiing for how long? Well? What's my second question?
Speaker 1: Twenty two years? Yes.
Speaker 4: My final question for you then is oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: give you the answer to give me the question a
Speaker 4: jeopardy style.
Speaker 1: Okay, thirty five people? Thirty five people? Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: don't writing the questions down.
Speaker 4: It'll come to us at some point. Oh you don't know,
Speaker 4: he no, I'll type thirty five. It appears once on here,
Speaker 4: So is it at the youth center. I'm sure we'll
Speaker 4: come to it. Oh, thirty five people died.
Speaker 1: At some point? Oh? Yeah? Five buil dad on that on? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's it, yes, because he returned because the pet cemetery. Guys,
Speaker 1: how good is that? Yeah? You don't want to be
Speaker 1: up on cat No you're not there? What is it?
Speaker 1: Not that?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Not rd? Yeah, but but he doesn't say right. He
Speaker 1: says right? Does he?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Right? It's called a ride, isn't that? Think?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Anyway, one of my favorite characters in so FI,
Speaker 1: shall I ask you one question? Done? Tad is taking
Speaker 1: Heather out for what? Oh, some sort of drink?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: It's more dish dish? What is it?
Speaker 4: It's fondu fon do all right. The first time I
Speaker 4: ever had fondue was New Year's Eve on the waterfront.
Speaker 4: It was fucking fantastic.
Speaker 1: Now did you ever sweet fond or a savory?
Speaker 4: So basically it was like a chocolate fountain. Okay, then
Speaker 4: so with fiter rolls down, you dipped your profer roll
Speaker 4: in the chocolate as it was like warm and just fresh, melting, flowing, delicious.
Speaker 1: I had my version of fondu, which was like take
Speaker 1: a Teddy Bear biscuit you put it in your chocolate quick. Ah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was seven years old. I was a born saphisticate.
Speaker 4: My version of that is dipping my uh not Teddybear biscuit,
Speaker 4: but they called teit. But not the chocolate ones, just
Speaker 4: the Teddybear biscuits, the bigger ones into NaN's coffee.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so good.
Speaker 4: So soggy biscuits different. I don't like coffee but them.
Speaker 4: But those biscuits are the arnts, A right arnts, I believe,
Speaker 4: so the big Teddy Bear biscuits dipping coffee delicious.
Speaker 1: By the way, Soggy biscuit also was another meaning, but
Speaker 1: we won't talk about that. Don't google it. Don't google it.
Speaker 1: I do not doogle it. But the liver dart.
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Speaker 4: into our review of Aspen. Original edit for this episode
Speaker 4: was March thirteenth, two thousand and two. It was written
Speaker 4: and directed by Trey Parker, which just seems to be
Speaker 4: the way of the show's going now for every single episode.
Speaker 1: It certainly seems that way.
Speaker 4: Yes, says he featured music Don't You Bracket for Getting
Speaker 4: Out Brackett by Simple Minds Take on Me and the
Speaker 4: Safety Dance, which was by Member that Hat, Member that Hats.
Speaker 4: I suppose I always, I always just think it's gonna
Speaker 4: say pants remember that pants with there let us single?
Speaker 4: Are you problem?
Speaker 1: How did you a? Kick off with Davis kicks off
Speaker 1: at the Which house are they at?
Speaker 4: Are they at Cartman's house? I'm assuming it's the Brolski Yeah,
Speaker 4: well that Butter's house?
Speaker 1: No, I think that. I think they were either the
Speaker 1: Marsh or the broad Losk house.
Speaker 4: Either way, all the parents that are talking about how
Speaker 4: the time share?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, what's his Butter's Dann's name? Chris?
Speaker 4: Yes, Well, first of all they're saying, oh, we're friends
Speaker 4: by default now yea friends, yes, because that's our kids.
Speaker 1: That's how it works. Kids are friends that we're going
Speaker 1: to be friends. So about Chris Butters has the wonderful
Speaker 1: bright idea of well, I read this ad where you
Speaker 1: know you can get a what is it a weekend
Speaker 1: at a condo and Ausceman. We got to do is
Speaker 1: sit through half an hour of time share? What do
Speaker 1: you call it? Presentation?
Speaker 4: By the way, the subtitle said void filler, not boy filler.
Speaker 4: Maybe it said void. Okay, then I've written what the
Speaker 4: subtitle said. It said void. But you said boy, right,
Speaker 4: I said boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I wonder if it's boy or void.
Speaker 1: It's a very good question. We spent five minutes on
Speaker 1: that bit, Trey. I know you're a comic genius worth
Speaker 1: nine hundred million dollars, but I like my joke better.
Speaker 4: He created this adult only joke for him. Well, this
Speaker 4: is the hot dogs up late. Yeah, South Yes, but
Speaker 4: the boys watching TV come and pisses on butters.
Speaker 1: I get the jokers like you.
Speaker 4: Bet you didn't see the man, But I thought, eh,
Speaker 4: I can sort of do without this ship these days.
Speaker 1: As silly as it sounds.
Speaker 4: If you like the show, the south Park by season
Speaker 4: six has outgrown this version of comedy, like the fart
Speaker 4: gags and that kind of true.
Speaker 2: Look, you guys, but ites is asleep. He's such a douchebag. Hey,
Speaker 2: you guys ever seen this drig When some we're sleeping,
Speaker 2: you can take a glass of warm water and you
Speaker 2: put your hand in it. Yeah, and then one and
Speaker 2: then you pe on it. You're supposed to put their
Speaker 2: hand in warm water. Don't it makes tempy?
Speaker 1: Eh? Really, neither rivers feel good that U can'tman piste
Speaker 1: on the It's just especially because he just misunderstood the gig.
Speaker 4: Well, but Butters is just so Yeah, it's true, he
Speaker 4: wasn't trying to do it for a hard but he
Speaker 4: didn't see that coming. That's what the show creators were doing.
Speaker 4: But Butter's is just so he's just so innocent. But
Speaker 4: there's the point now where I feel like he's just
Speaker 4: almost a bit pathetic, a.
Speaker 1: Little bit playah as is Butter's way.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm sticky, Yes, Christ he always gets sticky, suggests
Speaker 4: Aspen and that, so we can't afford that. No, we're
Speaker 4: gonna time shared. Then you have to tend to me
Speaker 4: for thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: We're going to Aspen.
Speaker 4: South Park in Aspen, everyone's rich, they're doing cocaine, you know.
Speaker 4: And they arrive at the Aspen Heaven timeshare community where unfortunately,
Speaker 4: the next morning they will get ready to go skiing.
Speaker 4: Butters and Eric are still asleep and they're getting ready
Speaker 4: for the skins. I said the timeshare host and arrived,
Speaker 4: what were their names? I didn't write them down. I
Speaker 4: want to say Phil and Josh, Phil and Josh, okay,
Speaker 4: we'll call them that anyway, Phil and Josh the Times
Speaker 4: Share hosts can't come down laughing though, saying that he's
Speaker 4: given Butters a hitler again. I was like, Ah, this
Speaker 4: isn't great, is it? I did like stands, No, I
Speaker 4: never happened. But basically hitler is that he wipes his
Speaker 4: feces on Butter's face.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, a kin to a dirty Sanchez.
Speaker 4: You could just draw a mustache on his face.
Speaker 1: You could do that. Also Part two of Guy correcting
Speaker 1: Trey Parker's comedy Chops. Why wouldn't you call it a shitler? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That makes more sense that was, doesn't it. I enjoy
Speaker 1: I enjoy working with Brandon Dando a great deal. Did
Speaker 1: I just call you Brandon Dando? Probably? Probably, that's how much.
Speaker 1: And joy working with Bradley. With Bradley here, But Trey,
Speaker 1: if you want me to come work with that's all
Speaker 1: I'm saying. If you want me to put up some
Speaker 1: of these gags, I think they could use them big
Speaker 1: wreck on this ship. But yeah, why wouldn't you call
Speaker 1: it a shit ler? And but yeah, it's it's no
Speaker 1: good either way. I found this out the other day.
Speaker 1: I saw this the other day and it was actually
Speaker 1: pretty interesting. We all know about Marie Condo, the whole
Speaker 1: decluttering thing. You know that. You know Marie Condo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's the Japanese lady. Have you never heard of this?
Speaker 1: She's the decluttering expert. But yeah, she's the Kis of Skip.
Speaker 1: The question she always asks is, you know, if you're
Speaker 1: going through your drawers, like, oh, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I want to want to throw this object out? Does
Speaker 1: it spark joy? That was the big question for a while.
Speaker 1: So does this spark joy? It does? Okay, I'll keep it.
Speaker 1: This one does not spark joy. But you can't say
Speaker 1: everything a collector has sparks joy? Right, all everything behind
Speaker 1: you is clearly sparking joy. There's so much joy in
Speaker 1: this room it's insane. This person came up with antle
Speaker 1: turn to called the pooh test. If an item of
Speaker 1: yours got some pooh on it, would you clean it
Speaker 1: or would you throw it away? Now imagine the poo's
Speaker 1: on on. It's like, okay, well, yeah, I clearly you
Speaker 1: don't need this this much. What if your cat had
Speaker 1: poo on it? Would you keep the cat? Would you
Speaker 1: clean it don't clean the cat anyway. Think about that.
Speaker 4: The pooh test, Yes, the pood test. All right, So
Speaker 4: the guys there suggest that, you know, don't go skiing.
Speaker 4: Just come to the presentation first on be half an hour,
Speaker 4: be done. A note having a great time, you enjoy
Speaker 4: the day, enjoy the rest of your morning.
Speaker 1: Speaking of having a great time, if you're gonna get skiing,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be having a good time. What does you
Speaker 1: always say?
Speaker 4: You dont can have a good time, you can have
Speaker 4: a bad time. You have a bad time.
Speaker 1: You do that you're gonna have a bad time one
Speaker 1: of those lines.
Speaker 4: Definitely, that was just killed it in the writer's room,
Speaker 4: and I just wanted to say as many times ass
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 1: Honest, I think it became a bit of a catchphrase,
Speaker 1: have a bad time, to have a bad time.
Speaker 4: But I tell the boys that we're gonna go do
Speaker 4: this meeting. You will meet you at the slope. But
Speaker 4: what's a good bunny slope?
Speaker 1: Bunny?
Speaker 4: So yeah, butters and smells the poop.
Speaker 7: All right, little dudes, great to see you out here.
Speaker 7: My name is Thumper and I'm gonna be your cool.
Speaker 2: Ski instructor MANIX campaign.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take it slow, take it easy.
Speaker 7: Make sure everybody has a good good time, because what
Speaker 7: is skiing about having a good.
Speaker 5: Time.
Speaker 7: That's right now. Just a few safety things to keep
Speaker 7: in mind. First of all, look straight ahead when you ski.
Speaker 7: If you look down, you're gonna fall. You're gonna have
Speaker 7: a bad time. Also, be aware of skiers around you.
Speaker 7: If you run into another skier, your skis are gonna cross,
Speaker 7: gonna have a bad time.
Speaker 1: She rais apartment. We have a good time.
Speaker 5: Hey, little dude, you got some crap right here?
Speaker 2: That's my face, sir.
Speaker 7: Okay, We're gonna do this without any pulls until we
Speaker 7: know our two primary feet positions. To go slow, we
Speaker 7: wedge our skis together in the shape of a slice
Speaker 7: of pizza. Then to go faster, we put them parallel
Speaker 7: like French fries. You see that pizza French fries, Pizza
Speaker 7: French fries.
Speaker 1: I personally think the pizza and French fries technique is
Speaker 1: a good one. I've devastated my life, but it looks
Speaker 1: like it would work. Yeah. Generally called the snowplow. When
Speaker 1: you put your skates in.
Speaker 4: The pizza position, and he has had a ski fast
Speaker 4: and slight as the pizza French fly as you were saying.
Speaker 4: Then he asked Mike to go first, and then he
Speaker 4: just crashed into the cabin. He French fried when he
Speaker 4: should have been. He's gonna have a bad time.
Speaker 1: Like that. He points out the Butter's like, you got
Speaker 1: some go it's some crap in your face. That's my face.
Speaker 4: Ye did he say that's just you got a little crap,
Speaker 4: that's my face, sir. The parents say that, you know,
Speaker 4: we can't a four a time share. It's only eight
Speaker 4: thousand dollars, guys, you know share time time shared like
Speaker 4: mine means one and reo means reo. But I loved Randy.
Speaker 4: Randy was very much me in this situation where they're
Speaker 4: saying all this stuff, and he goes, so it's not.
Speaker 1: Ourns someone that actually can sleep through all the books, Yes,
Speaker 1: but not doing it in a sort of mean way
Speaker 1: to saying.
Speaker 4: So what you're saying is it's not actually mine though,
Speaker 4: but just try saying it. I've got a little place announcement.
Speaker 4: But the luncheon is on. Just go get a free lunch.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be great, you know. It's like, well we've
Speaker 4: already we just want to have free What is it
Speaker 4: a free what they what are they getting in a weekend?
Speaker 4: It's the free weekend or whatever. We've been here for
Speaker 4: thirty minutes. Yeah, it's like, well, no, no, this isn't
Speaker 4: this isn't it that the luncheon is the meeting. Snow
Speaker 4: cartman's exhausted, just laying in the snow.
Speaker 1: The skier rocks up Tad for these lackeys. What Tad
Speaker 1: mccowski I think is his name.
Speaker 4: It sounds like about right, yeah, shooting mcgavn of the
Speaker 4: the ski world. And he's just making fun of stands.
Speaker 1: Do stand dis player? Are so cool? Here? Didn't he?
Speaker 1: He's like, who are you? What are you talking to me?
Speaker 4: The best part was headed though, that that slavey. They
Speaker 4: coming up later, but it's now time for lunch. It's
Speaker 4: nice to feel rich, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Lobster fil mignon and yeah, just get a little little
Speaker 1: sample of it. Just got a little taste of things
Speaker 1: that you can't afford more.
Speaker 4: If they can leave, just first turn your card over.
Speaker 4: You got the stick You got the red sticker.
Speaker 1: He's got the red sticker too, because I got like
Speaker 1: I got something, But she got the really good thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like a like a she was the
Speaker 1: winner Winter Chicken Dinner. Oh yeah, what do you call it?
Speaker 1: Is it tag Hoya the watch, like a tag Hoyer watch.
Speaker 4: Or something a picture of it, something like that. It
Speaker 4: reminds me, judge, you one of my favorite cases of
Speaker 4: all time. Right, and technically, you know what, she overruled
Speaker 4: and gave the plaintiff the money, which I don't think
Speaker 4: technically than anything wrong. This person took a picture. The
Speaker 4: listing was for a watch on eBay, right, but it
Speaker 4: just said it was misleading to an extent. But technically
Speaker 4: the words were that here's the picture of what you're
Speaker 4: going to be getting.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: They sold them a piece of paper of a photo
Speaker 4: a watch. It is technically that didn't break the rules.
Speaker 4: It's morally horrific, but I'm like, you know what, you
Speaker 4: foul for it smart and nut mate.
Speaker 1: You've heard the story about the the exchange between the
Speaker 1: person and the bank. They're like, you always fifty dollars
Speaker 1: in late fees. He goes, well, I'm an artist. Here's
Speaker 1: a picture of a spider. This is valued at fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: So I've heard this. Yeah, and the conversation just went
Speaker 1: on for god knows how. No, no, you always fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I know this, this is a piece
Speaker 1: of art value to fifty dollars. There you go. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: you don't understand fifty dollars. Yeah, fifty dollars worth of art.
Speaker 1: Here you go. That's not worth money. No, No one
Speaker 1: was going to back down or they just get trolling
Speaker 1: the person with like this has been valued at fifty
Speaker 1: dollars by whom hard experts. They would not pay the
Speaker 1: birth artists. It was just so great, like there you go,
Speaker 1: paid in full picture of a spider fifty dollars. That's
Speaker 1: so great. Oh my god. You got the red sticker.
Speaker 1: They got the red sticker. They got the red sticker.
Speaker 1: What's the red sticker? Well, that means if you come
Speaker 1: up to the condo sales office, you'll receive one of
Speaker 1: th read great prizes.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, we did your meeting.
Speaker 1: And we did your lunch. We're finished.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, okay, fine, I mean we would only take
Speaker 6: a second, but I mean, you know, what did we
Speaker 6: do for you except give you a free condo for
Speaker 6: the weekend.
Speaker 1: It seems like you just at least come up and
Speaker 1: see what prize you all ride.
Speaker 4: And standing Kyl they're trying to ski like is crashed.
Speaker 4: Then Tat arrives again. This is where he mentions Heather.
Speaker 1: Hell's Heather, that's the heall of rock up.
Speaker 4: Then she she's like, you know what, standing, I just
Speaker 4: I need someone else, you know, someone's got more of
Speaker 4: my needs.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Stan, but Ted's got all the ripes. That's like,
Speaker 1: who the fuck are you? There might be time to
Speaker 1: sort of name check of because they of course, this
Speaker 1: is based on Hot Talk the movie, and the K
Speaker 1: thirteen is actually a reference to the John Cusack comedy
Speaker 1: Better Off Dead, which has lost skiing in it, except
Speaker 1: there they ska that they ski the K twelve at
Speaker 1: the very end. This is clearly one more extreme that
Speaker 1: it's the K thirteen. But yeah, mentioning all the right moves.
Speaker 1: It's the Tom Cruise teen movie from the eighties. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's all manner of stuff in here.
Speaker 4: I mean, I thought they agree to an extreme racing showdown.
Speaker 4: The geek girl that we see later on fated in
Speaker 4: the whole episode. She's fantastic and she very much reminded
Speaker 4: me of do you know movie real genius with Val Kilmer.
Speaker 1: Of course I do. Yeah. Yeah, she reminded me of Jordan.
Speaker 4: Yes, go with her stare, She's everything you've ever wonted. Well,
Speaker 4: that's it, that's exactly Jordan Nighttel eighty seventeen film, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Played by an actress named Michelle may Rink, who was
Speaker 1: the Nona writer before known a writer existed, I'd be crushing.
Speaker 1: Uh what else? I was disappointed because I found out
Speaker 1: that this episode of adding what two thousand and two
Speaker 1: did we say? I think it was two thousand and two? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because they keep referring to the Youth Center as the Center. Ah.
Speaker 1: And there's a movie called Honey with jessic her album
Speaker 1: where she's a tip hop down. Yeah. I don't know
Speaker 1: if everyone takes the piss out this, but she's got
Speaker 1: the loaders to say, I do chip up down the
Speaker 1: Center and she keeps calling it the center, well like
Speaker 1: Anson Center the late race Card Drive, And I thought,
Speaker 1: are they taking the piss out of Honey? They couldn't have,
Speaker 1: because it came out a year late.
Speaker 4: I've never seen Honey, but I know exactly the cover.
Speaker 4: I've seen it, just head down over her face.
Speaker 1: I've got the low rise jeans looking on Jessic gar Alba. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go.
Speaker 4: I realize it was Jessic gar Elber. Okay, she she
Speaker 4: had a time, didn't she She had a time?
Speaker 3: She back.
Speaker 4: No, she just just like, I'm done with this shit.
Speaker 4: She's just well, No, she.
Speaker 1: Found it like a company making nappies and skincare, and
Speaker 1: she just worth like a billion dollars. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: but she recently made an action movie for Netflix called
Speaker 1: Trigger Warning. Why It's not good? No, doesn't sound good.
Speaker 1: It's okay, it's good.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a nineteen ninety six. Oh yeah, Nicholas
Speaker 4: Cage film.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. Warning, it's amazing. That's taken so long.
Speaker 4: Who is the star of Trigger Warning nineteen ninety seven?
Speaker 4: Who's going to be the main star? I feel like
Speaker 4: it's not quite a Nicholas Cage title, Trigger Warning.
Speaker 1: It's could be a Travolta film. No, it's yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's goool starting to fall from great.
Speaker 4: Who's the next level up from cigar cigar? Oh?
Speaker 1: Is it cigar band? Damn?
Speaker 4: Perhaps I feel like he's the next level down.
Speaker 1: Right the way I see it around this around this time,
Speaker 1: when you've got your purely action heroes may not actors
Speaker 1: who do action like Nicholas Cage, Stallone and Schwartzeger a
Speaker 1: top tier with Bruce Willis there as well, I guess,
Speaker 1: but he's also doing acting below that is band Damn
Speaker 1: and Sgul below that. I don't know. Chuck Norris has
Speaker 1: probably faded out by that stage. Well.
Speaker 4: When was conn Connair was ninety six?
Speaker 1: Was yeah, yeah, but I mean Nicholas Cage had you know,
Speaker 1: won on oscar Uso beforehand. He's making action movies, but
Speaker 1: you wouldn't necessarily just tuger warning. Yeah, I think it's
Speaker 1: a Sigol movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can buy that. It's like under Siege. I
Speaker 4: watched Crimson Tie for the first time the other week.
Speaker 4: That's a damn That's a very good movie. Fantastic Cars,
Speaker 4: unbelievable one happened where I was like, no, what's great
Speaker 4: about this movie? Nicola pause, I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 4: where this is going.
Speaker 1: You don't know, correct Abo the late great Tony Scott,
Speaker 1: Very good movie, very.
Speaker 4: Good movie, Crimson Tired, highly recommended, Viny Kids by the Way,
Speaker 4: Kids Are Home, Holy Sick.
Speaker 1: Shann continue. You mentioned your song parody before where's your hint?
Speaker 1: Where's your hand? At? Very good? By the way, I
Speaker 1: was thinking of like in the nineties when Hugh Grant
Speaker 1: was becoming a thing after you know, being in rom
Speaker 1: comms and all that, was like, what if they tried
Speaker 1: to make him an action hero and his actual movie
Speaker 1: called Taking Umbrage and Taking Umbrage too. Slightly miffed anyway,
Speaker 1: but let's continue with.
Speaker 4: And stands well, So basically the start of the extreme
Speaker 4: showdown right, Yeah, the races over standards, He's gets slaughtered.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, you gave it your best.
Speaker 4: Shut it's old Jesus as if you.
Speaker 1: Then the nervous team. We never get a name or
Speaker 1: nervous team? Is it? The already hot chick? Is that
Speaker 1: what they call her? I think something like that very much.
Speaker 1: She well, she is all that. Yes, she's Rachel Lee
Speaker 1: Cook from She's all that.
Speaker 4: Yes, and you know she thought stand was very brave
Speaker 4: and she mentions the dance and she runs up.
Speaker 1: That's that's her. All the cool kids are you know
Speaker 1: at the at the youth center, yes, and all sort
Speaker 1: of dropping. I love the yo well and of course,
Speaker 1: well we'll get to it.
Speaker 4: Yes, but the parents are skipping the line now because
Speaker 4: you know they've got their little pass BRP.
Speaker 1: Passed, takes them all the way to the top and
Speaker 1: there's another meeting. Oh hi, guys.
Speaker 4: They had me at that point. I thought, Oh, it's
Speaker 4: the joke going to be that the fact that you
Speaker 4: know they are actually nice people and these guys now
Speaker 4: should have felt guilty.
Speaker 1: No, the boys that arrive.
Speaker 4: At the dance and everyone's trying to be cool and like,
Speaker 4: these guys clearly have an agenda of their kind as well, trying.
Speaker 1: To see all they reminded me. School is right.
Speaker 4: There was a crew called the Red Frog Crew and
Speaker 4: they were sort of like the Christian Community crew that
Speaker 4: we were down there saying, hey, guys, if you ever
Speaker 4: need a bottle of water, some Red Functions manager, you
Speaker 4: just come down and see us.
Speaker 1: And you're like, I will come.
Speaker 4: Down and get some bottle waters and I want to
Speaker 4: go to seven eleven and pay this lawn no flu
Speaker 4: the roof prices. But like they get they're like, now
Speaker 4: his panthon to be a guard.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you about a guy with long hair
Speaker 1: and some crazy ideas what it was And you're like, James, Yeah, the.
Speaker 4: Red Frog crewmember once you know they did they bought
Speaker 4: I mean legends right, they didn't. They didn't convert me
Speaker 4: or anything. But they went to the bakery. There's a
Speaker 4: bakery there in Lawn and had awesome pies right now.
Speaker 4: Was selling pies all all night. All night, was getting
Speaker 4: these pies. The Red Frog crew basically bought like a
Speaker 4: hundred piles. Was just handed him out for free. Like
Speaker 4: you know what, I ain't gonna believe your ship, but
Speaker 4: thank you for the pie. You're you're a top top
Speaker 4: just for this.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to devote my life to Satan.
Speaker 4: For me while I'm walking three k to the local
Speaker 4: supermarket when the first I told you this story, right, no,
Speaker 4: get to schools and Lawn and obviously can't drive a
Speaker 4: car yet. I haven't did it my license at that point.
Speaker 4: And we're drinking anyway, but the camp site's about three
Speaker 4: k's it was three point one, can I think it
Speaker 4: was when we looked at it on their phones. To
Speaker 4: the supermarket it was a food Wise.
Speaker 1: The supermarket, yes, nice place, insane markup.
Speaker 4: Yes, And I bought three killers of sausages from there,
Speaker 4: and I had a portable barbecue.
Speaker 1: I think I've told you this right.
Speaker 4: I think I've heard about on the way back to
Speaker 4: my campsite and saw the sausages for two dollars each
Speaker 4: and made a fucking fortune, paid for a beer for
Speaker 4: the whole week.
Speaker 1: Basically, forget a Froehman. We're looking at the sausage king
Speaker 1: right here. Always been just hustle, the hustlers hustling. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: I'm the guy who buys the sausage. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So, so they've gone to the dance and everyone's trying
Speaker 4: to be a cool and then Butters does his awesome dance.
Speaker 1: Every inch of every inch of my buddy Butters. I
Speaker 1: just don't.
Speaker 4: I don't see the hate on Butters. Just everyone seems
Speaker 4: to hate the kid.
Speaker 1: I don't. I can't. He's just so guileless and lacking
Speaker 1: in cool. He has no he has no riz, as
Speaker 1: the kids say, yess, But then having no riz gives
Speaker 1: you your own kind of riz.
Speaker 4: We do introduced to Tad here, though he arrives well,
Speaker 4: he gets up and sings a song about Tan Dush.
Speaker 1: By the way, it is Tad's dad who wants to
Speaker 1: tear down the youth centers. His dad is it. Pick
Speaker 1: up on that, and you can probably build like ski
Speaker 1: Lodgers or something like that, as is always the way
Speaker 1: in movies like that.
Speaker 4: Tad ten years later is the guy from Billy Madison,
Speaker 4: the tweeby guy, the one one who's trying to take
Speaker 4: over that the family business. What's his name? Is the
Speaker 4: guy from the West Wing.
Speaker 1: It's Bradley. Yes, yes, what a good heal, very luck so.
Speaker 4: And they suggest that the rematch rematch hate ooh what
Speaker 4: they getting the K thirteen? This is probably my favorite
Speaker 4: of the whole episode. But that's the most dangerous run
Speaker 4: in Noli of American.
Speaker 1: But tell you the whole convoluted thing about the Native
Speaker 1: American tribe. And yes, even the way will children with
Speaker 1: no eyes or something.
Speaker 4: That's coming upsal stand stand dout to him. He's never
Speaker 4: been he's been sucked in. Basically, I can do it
Speaker 4: for Heather.
Speaker 1: You don't forgot there is.
Speaker 5: Stan.
Speaker 2: You can't let that Tad guy get to you. Screw him, dude, dude,
Speaker 2: he's got Heather. You don't even know Heather. I know,
Speaker 2: I know, I look, I can't explain it, but I
Speaker 2: have to do this.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna die.
Speaker 7: I mean, how bad can the K thirteen be? O?
Speaker 1: K thirteen. You don't want to go down that run.
Speaker 1: That run's got a history.
Speaker 6: Thirty five people have died gone down it, and some
Speaker 6: say you can still see that go south now. I
Speaker 6: was on that very ski run that a group of
Speaker 6: students were killed by a wolfboy who escaped.
Speaker 1: From the mental institution.
Speaker 6: You see, that ski run was once a burial ground
Speaker 6: to a tribe of vampire Wichika Indians who ate the
Speaker 6: flesh of children with no eyes.
Speaker 1: A lot of history on not Ski run. Thank you,
Speaker 1: calls like I can't lose another friend? How dire can
Speaker 1: it be? Well? What's his name from?
Speaker 4: For the frank? What's the old guy's name? Oh that's Ralph, Ralph?
Speaker 4: I thought maybe I was wrong.
Speaker 1: It's rough. Yeah, but this is now Well, this is
Speaker 1: a pet cemetery guy. Though he reminds me of a doom.
Speaker 1: He reminds me of that guy. Yeah, but the voice
Speaker 1: is more Judd cramned from Yes, from pet cemetery.
Speaker 4: Yes, the kids by escape from a mental indusion built
Speaker 4: in a burialground of fair Bay Indians. Was it Witchka
Speaker 4: or something Indian?
Speaker 1: Something like that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the first of children no eyes? Not a history
Speaker 4: of I don't run not a history because I want
Speaker 4: I just want there's another friend.
Speaker 1: Just wait, wait, do it.
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, the parents are still in their presentation and they insist,
Speaker 4: we don't want to presure you.
Speaker 1: We certainly don't want to pressure you.
Speaker 4: I'm a sucker for not the time share because I
Speaker 4: go into the time Share with the mentality of I'm
Speaker 4: not going to be suckered, right, But when it comes
Speaker 4: to like going to JB High fight and someone's like,
Speaker 4: you're gonna help you or something, and I'm like, now
Speaker 4: I'm gonna buy something. It's also I don't want to
Speaker 4: let the sale salesman down.
Speaker 1: You don't just say just browsing. No, you know when.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you buy a TV. I he looks for
Speaker 4: a TV. Do you just believe everything the salesman saying
Speaker 4: or do you question everything?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm the person who has, on occasion bought the
Speaker 1: extended warranty, so clearly I'm an idiot. Never buy the
Speaker 1: extended warrant. I don't need moore. I mentioned this dude
Speaker 1: once and he just looked at me like you looked
Speaker 1: at me like I had a shitler. I'm still paying
Speaker 1: it off emotionally, yes, But they.
Speaker 4: Said, yeah, super secret fun Happy prize for attending this
Speaker 4: large show. They went out and Chris says, don't blame
Speaker 4: me because he feels guilty. He's like, look, please don't
Speaker 4: blame me for this. It just said thirty minutes and
Speaker 4: I feel so over Chris. Chris is like, we have
Speaker 4: a great weekend, asking it's gonna be fantastic. It relates
Speaker 4: to me in a sense that I think I told
Speaker 4: you about a month ago. Elliott's got these two friends,
Speaker 4: Noah and at It right, and they're both no in
Speaker 4: particularly mad on transformers, and the dad's are mad on transformers.
Speaker 4: A transforms the old agies cartoons. Okay, but one of
Speaker 4: the dads had never seen the original eighties film.
Speaker 1: Oh so we didn't know about You Got the Touch,
Speaker 1: You Got.
Speaker 4: The Power, didn't know any of that, right, and he
Speaker 4: didn't know the big twist that happens in the movie,
Speaker 4: which I won't say in case you've never seen the film.
Speaker 4: Its massive changed the whole dynamic of transforming that the
Speaker 4: quickly recond because I realized.
Speaker 1: We fucked up.
Speaker 4: I don't know anyway, people who have seen the film,
Speaker 4: no one I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: And so we get there right, and.
Speaker 4: We're super pumping and watched the fucking eighties Transformers movie
Speaker 4: fortieth anniversary of the film on the big screen. We
Speaker 4: get there when the kids cinema, kids having a great time,
Speaker 4: and then it comes on and it's not the film.
Speaker 4: It is four episodes from the TV series what It's
Speaker 4: a fortieth anniversary event, not the film, except Village Cinemas
Speaker 4: used the poster of the film to promote this event.
Speaker 4: So I just saw the poster and went ay and
Speaker 4: bought my tickets, didn't read the fine details.
Speaker 1: Oh ok, And I'm sitting.
Speaker 4: There going and the entire time I'm just apologizing, going,
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, guys, I feel we all pay like
Speaker 4: twenty five dollars for the ticket.
Speaker 1: It was a special event and.
Speaker 4: The kids sitting there and it was worth it just
Speaker 4: to see the kids reactions. And Noah, the elliot's friend,
Speaker 4: sits up and turn because they're like three rows down
Speaker 4: in front of it. They turn around because they want
Speaker 4: to sit by themselves, and they're like five year old
Speaker 4: time and he turned.
Speaker 1: Gus, hey, dad, where trans Farmers starting?
Speaker 4: And it's always like people who were like genuinely wanted
Speaker 4: to be there, right, They're just that cracking up laughing,
Speaker 4: I have his kid, and about five later, it's like
Speaker 4: just the cartoon and it just goes.
Speaker 1: This is the worst creams it and everyone's just in
Speaker 1: his stokes of laughter.
Speaker 4: These poor five years thought they're getting like the moderncause
Speaker 4: they wanted to see the CGI transformed and that's what
Speaker 4: they thought they were seeing. But because because apparently Noah's
Speaker 4: dad's like, I'm gonna go see the Transformers movie and
Speaker 4: he's transformerssfor.
Speaker 1: Getting early preview Transformers one Chris Hamsworth. But it's poorly
Speaker 1: drawn eighties cartoon and just where did the farther was
Speaker 1: coming on? I can't believe that he turned to the
Speaker 1: dead kid from Dihads and the Rhapsody Hawk.
Speaker 4: And the thing is to the first half an hour
Speaker 4: was the pilot episode, side by side split screen of
Speaker 4: the cartoon and the voice actors, all the old guys
Speaker 4: reading the script.
Speaker 1: The kids are like, what's gone on here? One out
Speaker 1: of all the audience, what the fuck is this ship?
Speaker 4: After about ten seconds, I went, oh no, because I
Speaker 4: convinced that I bought the tickets and they paid me
Speaker 4: back for him, and I.
Speaker 1: Organized it and then you paid them back to pay back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I felt I mean, we'll had a good laugh
Speaker 4: match just because the kids were just cracking the ships.
Speaker 4: We made them stay the entire time just to watch
Speaker 4: them react.
Speaker 1: To God, I would have been like, this is the worst.
Speaker 1: It wasn't the worst. I was aspen Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you why, because we're about to come
Speaker 1: up to mont.
Speaker 4: If you want to learn something a spot really really quickly,
Speaker 4: this is how you do it.
Speaker 1: And you know you can't back and porth take and
Speaker 1: see what's going on.
Speaker 4: What's going on before the man says, gonna call a
Speaker 4: police because it's time.
Speaker 1: They're going to a door. Hi, Hi, guys, we're here.
Speaker 1: And it turns out that the cops are actually yes,
Speaker 1: but standing us stumper.
Speaker 4: Of course for advice for the K thirteen, you do
Speaker 4: that again, have a bad time, so you're gonna good
Speaker 4: at something fast. You get it only one way, and
Speaker 4: it's the montage A repurpose for Team America.
Speaker 8: Yes, look, yes, yes, today's approaching to Given your past
Speaker 8: and you've got to reach your friend, that's when you
Speaker 8: need to put.
Speaker 7: Yourself to the test and show us a passage of time.
Speaker 5: We're gonna need a mountain.
Speaker 1: Sports training mountaine.
Speaker 7: To show that things happening, and once remind every one
Speaker 7: of what's going on, and with every shot show a
Speaker 7: little improvement.
Speaker 5: To show a woman too long, that's call a mountain.
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Speaker 4: in the description of this podcast. So the kids then
Speaker 4: look at the photo of Kyle during the montage. He's
Speaker 4: looking at the photo.
Speaker 1: I'm going to lose my friend. It's so dramatic, and
Speaker 1: of course Butters gets another hitler.
Speaker 4: Yes, it does a shitler. We've changed yes, and they
Speaker 4: officially called a shitler. It's officially it's cannon and I
Speaker 4: really it's just a little detail but I really like
Speaker 4: the way that it faded to black at the end
Speaker 4: of the montage.
Speaker 1: Well, you fade out, you have to fade out.
Speaker 4: Yes, the police are now there to take details, and
Speaker 4: they start pitching as well, well, I think you need
Speaker 4: to be arrested, but giving up this amazing deal, you
Speaker 4: should be arrested. So book them Danner. Danno's the perfect
Speaker 4: cop name, isn't it, Book them Daniel. So they threaten
Speaker 4: them with the guns. Basically they're going to have to
Speaker 4: buy these shares now that this is the last resort.
Speaker 4: You know, guilt trip didn't work, the guns coming out.
Speaker 1: It's time now for the race.
Speaker 4: Powder fresh, and the stage is set and Tad chops
Speaker 4: down a tree to slow Dashed down. He throws some sand.
Speaker 4: It's just you're basically your.
Speaker 1: Classic You're in levels of sabotage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to the point where it's but no point was
Speaker 4: it raccoons?
Speaker 1: What did he have? Hamsters? Hamsters?
Speaker 4: It was gonna win anyway. It was like, I've got
Speaker 4: to do this because that's just what they do in
Speaker 4: these films. Yeah, it's the it's the subarbar gathern knocking
Speaker 4: down the fucking thing. Actually he didn't knock that down.
Speaker 4: It was people were climbing the tower, remember and have
Speaker 4: a Gilmot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, except tow is distracted by the well.
Speaker 4: We thought they were breasticles, but we soon find out
Speaker 4: that they're not presticals. You may recall, yes, that it's
Speaker 4: something else standing wins and we're gonna hey, hey, hey hey.
Speaker 4: As an eighties kid, you would have just adored this, right.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but I love that they head it turns
Speaker 1: and they're not the actual versions of the song of
Speaker 1: the song. Don't know because you hear.
Speaker 4: It's not a carry ouky version by it's mister somebody
Speaker 4: it's a slave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I mean Jim Kerr simple minds as a
Speaker 1: love Ooh.
Speaker 4: And it's like, oh have you ever been to Hamer
Speaker 4: Hall at night? I've been around that area in Melbourne
Speaker 4: Hall is I'm aware of. Yeah, there's this Asian guy
Speaker 4: that does karaoke there really badly. He's been doing it
Speaker 4: for like a decade now do you know that I'm
Speaker 4: talking about. No, it's like he's become his gimmick. It's
Speaker 4: like he's spot and he gets there and he has
Speaker 4: his little speaker. It's like really low budget speaker microphone
Speaker 4: and he gets up in this goes mama, Mi, here
Speaker 4: I go.
Speaker 1: He plays it up like that plays up there.
Speaker 4: It's like the William Hunting to be William Hunt.
Speaker 1: But but like.
Speaker 4: He's just makes a fortune. Like you look at his cases, like,
Speaker 4: what's going on here?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 4: How has its? People are paying it out of ironic?
Speaker 1: I guess, Okay, so he's being ironic and people are
Speaker 1: being ironic, but the money is real. There's nothing ironic
Speaker 1: about the money.
Speaker 4: Every time I've been to Hamer Hall for a short
Speaker 4: Hammer Hall, he has been nesting in bad karaoke.
Speaker 1: Theun to the world is made for people who have
Speaker 1: no shame, it really is.
Speaker 4: And there's this one guy and I can say I
Speaker 4: know it's and it's been since proven a scam. He
Speaker 4: claimed to be homeless, right, he'd always be sitting there
Speaker 4: with his hands up like this, and to the point
Speaker 4: where every time we go, hey, it's old mate. That's
Speaker 4: an odsy thing. It's a mate, it's our mate, yeah,
Speaker 4: with his hands up.
Speaker 1: International listeners, you know we'll be aware that the strainers use
Speaker 1: the term mate. I think it's an aussy thing.
Speaker 4: Where we go you know, you know you and when
Speaker 4: they say, hey, there's your mate to someone who is
Speaker 4: definitely not your mate, and there's your mate.
Speaker 1: It is just as the Inuit tribe has fifty words
Speaker 1: for snow, we have fifty different ways of using the
Speaker 1: term mate, and particularly old mate's tone as well. Mate, mate, mate, mate,
Speaker 1: but old mate is essentially this guy's a dick, a
Speaker 1: mate with his hands up. I got one, I got
Speaker 1: one person in the group old mates up to this.
Speaker 1: You just like that person definitely not.
Speaker 4: But you know you've met your your friends when hey,
Speaker 4: there's your mate to someone who is certainly not your mate,
Speaker 4: not your mate. But let's get through this. So basically
Speaker 4: he's one that he's one of the heads. Now turning down, Tad,
Speaker 4: never go with you anymore. Just now we're gonna be
Speaker 4: able to kick that. Youth said that it's on because
Speaker 4: if you stand why why, I don't know why would
Speaker 4: in his phrase, make any difference. That's he said, because
Speaker 4: he beat didn't he Yeah.
Speaker 1: But there's always a race and there's always a.
Speaker 4: Best Yeah at the end, and as the spirits get
Speaker 4: to fly away, thank you, Yes, that was good, rest
Speaker 4: in peace. H Heather then wants him go ahead. She's oh,
Speaker 4: you ever wanted. It's so perfect, and the parents say,
Speaker 4: finally they've come to our senses and we've bought the
Speaker 4: time shared kids like, we don't want to come back.
Speaker 1: You make it their little rams.
Speaker 4: They all leave, and then Thumper hits on the nerdy
Speaker 4: get because she has stand up with somebody, of course,
Speaker 4: and then she flashes and.
Speaker 1: It turns out it is quarto qata. Yeah, we heard
Speaker 1: the mutant prophet from the nineteen ninety Arnold schwartzeendingapul the
Speaker 1: Hopan movie Total Recall quid open your Mind, which I
Speaker 1: never realized it was the sample for that dance track
Speaker 1: from the from the ninety nineties. You know that's opened
Speaker 1: your mind? No, open your mind. I might not put
Speaker 1: in the show notes. We have show notes.
Speaker 4: Show notes, you mean, like as in like the description, Well, yeah, yes,
Speaker 4: can do that.
Speaker 1: Put it in there, okay, along with the trailer for
Speaker 1: Hot Dog the movie, and another thing, all the other
Speaker 1: stuff we talked about, you and know, all the other
Speaker 1: things we talk about that get cut out because we've
Speaker 1: already gone fifteen minutes longer than we said we would.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, that is our review of Aspen, A
Speaker 4: fantastic one of the best episodes of South Park to date.
Speaker 4: Without question, It's just everything I love. I love sports films,
Speaker 4: I love with I think I love films that take
Speaker 4: the pis out of sports films more than actual underdog
Speaker 4: sports films.
Speaker 1: Yes, that makes a lot of sense, and this was
Speaker 1: a very very good pitch.
Speaker 4: I think when you're by the time of when's my birthday?
Speaker 4: Two days from now? Yeah, two days from now, I'll
Speaker 4: be thirty six when you meet your mid thirty, I
Speaker 4: think we've all had any experience.
Speaker 1: With time shifts, so if you relate to that as well, Yes,
Speaker 1: and my birthday is three days away, and yes, I've
Speaker 1: had experience with red stickets. Alright, guys, thank you so
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