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<v Speaker 1>Here's a question. What would you like to hear more

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<v Speaker 1>of or less of? On the Minnesota Goodbye. We did

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<v Speaker 1>this on the show last week and was like, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to hear less of? And people said,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear less war of the Roses? And

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<v Speaker 1>it's funny because Roar of the Roses is like our

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<v Speaker 1>most popular researched feature. But I mean, I guess if

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<v Speaker 1>you listen all the time, you've been listening for twenty years,

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<v Speaker 1>it might be like, God stop, what do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear less of? I want to hear less of

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<v Speaker 1>people like leg I don't want I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>hear Dave talk about pretty privilege. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>hear Dave talk about people leaving dog poop on the path.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hear Bailey talk about Disney. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to hear Jenny talking to him about poop

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<v Speaker 1>or how poor she is. What do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>hear less of on the show or more of? Yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>we said we want to hear more of Bailey's sound

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<v Speaker 1>effects on the show. Apparently do your best one? Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>do your best one?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, everybody likes the Jack Kammer so rugg got got

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<v Speaker 2>gug or falling down the stairs.

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<v Speaker 1>See when you first did falling down the stairs, I

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<v Speaker 1>was amazed at how accurate that it sounds, because it's

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<v Speaker 1>very cartoony, and how you came up with that ship

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<v Speaker 1>off the top of your head is kind of scary.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what.

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<v Speaker 4>I honestly, it's one of the things I admire about

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<v Speaker 4>Bailly because she's so good at sound effects. My brain

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<v Speaker 4>just does not work like that. I cannot do sound effects.

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<v Speaker 4>I cannot do accents. I can only speak and that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I can only speak. Well, that's good. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>good start. We should do the game again, don't. We

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<v Speaker 1>have a game in our in our arsenal called the

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<v Speaker 1>sound effects game, where we pull something out of a

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<v Speaker 1>hat and then you have to guess what the sound is.

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<v Speaker 1>For example, I'll do one. You guess what it is?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a sprinkler?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, wow, that was good.

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<v Speaker 2>But I did not know it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's one of those. It's an agitating yeah yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah. Yeah. You did better than me then than

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<v Speaker 1>I did than me did. All right, let's jump into

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<v Speaker 1>the emails and see what we got. But do that'd

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<v Speaker 1>be a fun topic. What do you want to hear

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<v Speaker 1>less of or more of on the Minnesota Goodbye? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this one's naturally not for the Minnesota Goodbye. That's for

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<v Speaker 1>the show. But this one is a couple of comments

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<v Speaker 1>from today's show from Andrew. He says, the dream topic

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<v Speaker 1>Dave mentioned yesterday, right after my ex wife's mom died,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember I had several dreams that she was alive,

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<v Speaker 1>and each dream she'd be laughing, saying something like I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe you thought I died or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>It was weird that I had one of those dreams,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought then, But I've had several, multiple similar dreams.

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<v Speaker 1>I have dreams all the time that my dad is

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<v Speaker 1>still alive and sometimes my mom. And I had one

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<v Speaker 1>the other day that Josie came back baby, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, is it her? Does it just look like her?

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<v Speaker 1>But she knew where the front door was, and she

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<v Speaker 1>ran in the house and she ran right to where

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<v Speaker 1>her dog, Dish was, And to me it made perfect sense, like, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we were wrong. She didn't die all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Next one the Kid's menu topic, vont brought this up?

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<v Speaker 1>Or was this on the Minnesota Goodbye?

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<v Speaker 3>It was no, there the pot yesterday. I think about

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<v Speaker 3>eating off the kids menu.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, vont wants to legitimize ordering from the kid's menu,

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<v Speaker 1>so they say, first, yeah, the mac and cheese or

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<v Speaker 1>chicken fingers usually aren't that good, so it's not worth it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I also used to get senior copies from McDonald's

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<v Speaker 1>coffees that is, for McDonald's all the time, and only

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<v Speaker 1>once do I actually get called out for not being

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<v Speaker 1>a senior. But on my defense, if you sold the

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<v Speaker 1>small coffee for seventy five cent for everyone, I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be inclined to try and buy the discounted price coffee. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I also get the kid sized lemonade from Caden's Chicken though,

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<v Speaker 1>and they've never said anything about it. That's interesting. I

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<v Speaker 1>would never get the kid sized lemonade or kid sized

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<v Speaker 1>nuggets or whatever. You get kid sized nuggets and a

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<v Speaker 1>happy meal. How many nuggets are there? Like three, so

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<v Speaker 1>there's four?

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<v Speaker 3>Or yeah, not enough in a happy meal?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I feel like that's a good amount for a

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<v Speaker 3>happy meal, well.

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<v Speaker 1>For a kid, for a little kid, yeah, But for me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll easily have the twenty piece nuggets more. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>easily daily.

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<v Speaker 4>Your order after Didn't you used to get McDonald's after

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<v Speaker 4>Booty Cruise a lot?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well, after Booty Cruise, I would always get a

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<v Speaker 1>quarter pounder, yeah, with the large fries, large drink, and

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<v Speaker 1>twenty piece McNuggets in one meal and then Yeah. But

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<v Speaker 1>when I was younger, like twenty, and I worked at

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<v Speaker 1>a radio station, I would go by McDonald's. I would

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<v Speaker 1>get quarter pounds of cheese, twenty piece nuggets, large fries,

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<v Speaker 1>and a healthy item the file of fish. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>my co workers i'dighed about one hundred and forty pounds

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<v Speaker 1>at the time. My co workers would look at me like,

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<v Speaker 1>you can eat all that, and I'd be like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all problem. And I was a bean pole.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I'm not anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway. All right, guys, I hope you're doing well. My

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<v Speaker 1>condolences on the loss of Josie Dave. But I did

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<v Speaker 1>see the pop print tattoo and I love it. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>Love all you guys, even when I can't always tune

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<v Speaker 1>as much as I would like to. Andrew all the

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<v Speaker 1>way in Ohio.

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<v Speaker 4>I interrupt real quick, just because I don't want us

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<v Speaker 4>to forget about this. You said earlier on the show

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<v Speaker 4>that you would tell us the story that involved someone

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<v Speaker 4>saying something in the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, it's dicey okay, but you're you want to

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<v Speaker 1>hear it's a sex story.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So we were talking about phrases that people don't use

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<v Speaker 1>anymore that or maybe you still use them even though

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<v Speaker 1>they're outdated, like that's dope or that's groovy, or that's

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<v Speaker 1>a bomb dot com or whatever. Sick, we're sick, that's

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<v Speaker 1>sick her foot. One of them was geez Louise, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'd never heard that saying until I was this is

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<v Speaker 1>why I can't tell it on the radio, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like telling sex stories about myself because it's gross.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like having your dad tell you a sex story.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, frame it like that. Just tell us that and

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<v Speaker 3>we don't have to think about that part.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in bed with Candy and she has just reached

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<v Speaker 1>the pinnacle of pinnacleness, and I kept doing my thing,

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<v Speaker 1>I kept working away, you know what I mean. So

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<v Speaker 1>she's already pinnacled. Then I'm still down there and she's

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<v Speaker 1>like pulls away and she's like, geez Louise. Oh, she's

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<v Speaker 1>very sensitive in that area at that time.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, afterwards, you are.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that. I was like twenty two years old.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what I was doing. Jeez, Louise.

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<v Speaker 2>Away she hits you in the face.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeez Louise, goeah, and you.

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<v Speaker 1>Never forget that, you know what I mean? Number one,

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<v Speaker 1>I was proud because I did my job, But then

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<v Speaker 1>I also learned stop doing your job after they don't

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<v Speaker 1>want you to do your job anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>Hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's ballad, it is.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, you are so sensitive that like after you

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<v Speaker 4>hit that point, you're just kind of like, okay, let's

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<v Speaker 4>move on, Like, don't even go in that vicinity.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeez, Louise. Okayes, then she burned down a daycare. That

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<v Speaker 1>was the one. Okay, a true story, Okay, this one.

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<v Speaker 1>The subject line is you wanted an odd ball subject,

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<v Speaker 1>long but worth the read. I promise now I have

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<v Speaker 1>not pre read this. Let's see what we get. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to start by saying, you guys are with me

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<v Speaker 1>when I get up at the crack of dawn, and

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<v Speaker 1>you all join me in the shower every night with

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<v Speaker 1>your podcast. In my world of chaos with three kids,

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<v Speaker 1>two homely pugs. Dave's words, not mine, they are ugly

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<v Speaker 1>little creatures and without a village to help. I'm only

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<v Speaker 1>a little bitter about it. You guys are my constant

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<v Speaker 1>and you never disappoint. Dave's the caring dad. I most

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<v Speaker 1>definitely did not have Jenny's recent heartbreak. Has been constantly

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about her, and I hope she knows she's amazing

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<v Speaker 1>and can do much better. Bailey, you are so uniquely you,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's so awesome and vaunts that confident little brother

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<v Speaker 1>that's going to get somewhere in the world. Anyway, onto

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<v Speaker 1>the auld ball subject. Colinoscope. Dave, your conversation about Julie

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<v Speaker 1>made me realize I had to get one because Julie,

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<v Speaker 1>my ex, died of calling cancer and she said I've

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<v Speaker 1>had tummy issues that I hope for Hernie is her ulcers.

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<v Speaker 1>And when you said she ended up with cancer, I

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<v Speaker 1>knew that was my sign. I'll have an endoscopy too.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where you go down the throat, so they'll be

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<v Speaker 1>probing me from both ends. Hopefully if you read this,

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<v Speaker 1>I've survived my prep day of starving half to death

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<v Speaker 1>and the peen out of my butt has subsided long

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<v Speaker 1>enough to shower. Do you callin oscar bey prep you

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<v Speaker 1>pee out of your Buttah. In all seriousness, my anxiety

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<v Speaker 1>is through the roof and I am just certain I

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<v Speaker 1>am riddled with cancer. Luckily, my hubby and love of

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<v Speaker 1>my life, Scott, will be the calm one by my side.

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<v Speaker 1>Reddit told me the way more than I wanted to know,

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<v Speaker 1>Like people saying the doctor said my prep was good

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<v Speaker 1>enough even though I threw the drink up. How do

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<v Speaker 1>they test that? Okay, they make you pee. They make

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<v Speaker 1>you pee out of your ass in a cup when

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<v Speaker 1>you get there. No, so many questions I have. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>to not dying on the table. I've only been put

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<v Speaker 1>under once and was convinced I was going to die.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have to update you if I survive. I'd love

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<v Speaker 1>a sticker. And I hope this is too long. No,

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<v Speaker 1>love you all. You guys mean the world to me. PS.

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<v Speaker 1>My sister Larissa was your redheaded almost co host back

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<v Speaker 1>in the day. Oh, I remember her. I love her.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to Paisley Park together. I love bragging. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and it says I love bragging about her going to

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<v Speaker 1>Prince's Place with you. Dave and I don't know Larissa well,

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<v Speaker 1>and we have to talk to you years. But she

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<v Speaker 1>was like twenty two at the time and Paisley Park

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<v Speaker 1>had just opened, and we said, well you want she

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<v Speaker 1>listened to the show or I saw her somewhere. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to go to Paisley where you want to go together?

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<v Speaker 1>So we did cute it was really cool. No dart

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<v Speaker 1>looking here, just anal probing. I've attached some pictures so

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<v Speaker 1>you know what your Nebraska look bestie looks like.

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<v Speaker 5>And I love just only anal probing. I've attached a

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<v Speaker 5>picture to see yes, yeah, and she is.

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<v Speaker 1>She is a normal looking thirty year old, thirty two

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<v Speaker 1>year old woman, very pleasant, beautiful face, with three lovely

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I think, lindsay good luck. Here is our

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<v Speaker 1>next email that wishes to stay anonymous. I didn't sleep

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<v Speaker 1>my family host a holiday there since she wasn't going

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<v Speaker 1>and his fiance and guess who was there, Bailey and Vaunt. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>my kids are all grown. I got a bunch of grandkids,

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<v Speaker 1>camper home. I've never met Bailey or Vaughn, so I

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<v Speaker 1>thought of them celebrating with my exes. Funny, it was

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<v Speaker 1>great meeting you guys in my dream. Thanks Bailey for

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<v Speaker 1>letting my family use your mobile home to celebrate while

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<v Speaker 1>you were at my stupid ex's house. I love you

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<v Speaker 1>all in the show, and so I love you all,

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<v Speaker 1>and the show is so so great with all your

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<v Speaker 1>different personalities. I've been listening to Dave for like ninety

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<v Speaker 1>even better with Jenny, Bailey and vont Keep up the

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<v Speaker 1>great work, you guys. Ps. Jenny, you always do such

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<v Speaker 1>a fantastic job of keeping the show going while Dave

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<v Speaker 1>is away, and I look forward to Jenny in the morning. Zoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for always sharing your human side. I can

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<v Speaker 1>so relate to the anxiety part. And I'm so sorry

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<v Speaker 1>about your recent life quake. Keep on keeping on all right.

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<v Speaker 5>I had Okay, I had a dream last night about

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<v Speaker 5>this guy I'm going on a date with on Friday.

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<v Speaker 5>One of the things that he had in his little

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<v Speaker 5>pitch a friend thing was that he had good hair

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<v Speaker 5>for someone in their thirties. And I had a dream

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<v Speaker 5>I was seeing him in a play and he turned

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<v Speaker 5>around and he had the biggest bald spot and I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, oh, no, no, But that's what I dreamt

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<v Speaker 5>about last night. I don't know what it means.

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<v Speaker 1>Some guys go bald on the crown of their head, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then some guys like the hairline recedes, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>But some guys can look totally normal from the front,

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<v Speaker 1>but then there's a big bald part on the crown

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<v Speaker 1>of their head. Brianna se Terry Brie writes in Hello

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<v Speaker 1>my friends, long time, no seed, no chat checking in

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<v Speaker 1>Dave the replacement b Blankie I got came and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>reporting back because now she lost her blanket, if I

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<v Speaker 1>remember right, because we're talking about Carson and her both

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<v Speaker 1>lost their baby blanket after being an adult they were gone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, it's somewhat helpful. I like having it same

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<v Speaker 1>color and feel as my old one. I know this

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<v Speaker 1>sentiment and memories are not tied to it, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still glad I got a replacement. I think that Carson

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<v Speaker 1>never asked for a replacement blanket because that was that

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know I had ever matched that blank.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because he had it since he was literally a

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<v Speaker 1>newborn baby, and he carried it with him everywhere to

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<v Speaker 1>scout camp, to college on vacation, and he left it

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<v Speaker 1>in China and we tried to call, and with the

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<v Speaker 1>language barrier, there was just no chance. I'm a tiny

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<v Speaker 1>bit behind. But on writing to your childhood celebrity icons,

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<v Speaker 1>I got one for you. Okay, this is cute. I

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<v Speaker 1>once poured my awkward, twelve year old heart into a

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<v Speaker 1>letter to none other than Jan Brady Eve Plumb herself.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched a lot of Nicked Knight and TV Land

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite, telling her she was my favorite Brady not true,

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<v Speaker 1>and asking for a response. Did she write back. Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>not even a thanks Kid, or even a Marsha, Marsha

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<v Speaker 1>and Marsha just radio silence. Must have been too busy

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<v Speaker 1>fighting Peter for middle child attention. I knew I should

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<v Speaker 1>have went with Marine McCormick Marsha, but I always thought

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<v Speaker 1>going with the less popular Brady was my favorite. Guess not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like when there's a boy band and

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<v Speaker 1>like because you know that you don't have a chance

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<v Speaker 1>with Harry Styles. Yeah, so you would pick Louie Louie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my sister always picks the ugly ones in a

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<v Speaker 1>And that makes sense because I think that when you

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<v Speaker 2>And that's part of the reason I like Kevin Jonas.

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<v Speaker 5>I remember way back when you guys would say Baby

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I really attached myself to that.

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<v Speaker 5>So Kevin was always my favorite thugs well and I

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<v Speaker 1>Uh And she says lastly, and I don't I don't

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<v Speaker 1>mind if you read this on the podcast. I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>day six of being off of all of my pain medication.

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<v Speaker 1>Day six. Good, whoop, whoop? Best I felt in a

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<v Speaker 1>long time. It's nothing easy. I was becoming dependent, for sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I miss you all. Will there be a spring clean

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<v Speaker 1>up this year? I'd love to come if there is

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<v Speaker 1>much of Secretarybree, I don't know if we're continuing the

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<v Speaker 1>adopt a highway thing. We are not. We'll have to

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, actually, I have one so many things I could

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<v Speaker 4>come on over.

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<v Speaker 4>Please.

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<v Speaker 3>I am fucking sick of trying to teach myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I am fucking sick, all right. That is all the

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<v Speaker 1>time we have for the Minnesota Goodbye. They are a

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<v Speaker 1>good amount of emails that we didn't get to, but

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to hear from you. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to hear more of, or just as importantly less

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<v Speaker 1>of on the Minnesota Goodbye? And if it's something you

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<v Speaker 1>want read off the podcast because you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>hurt anybody's feelings or something like that, then let me know.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you can just say like, read it off the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>not on the podcast, or if you want it on,

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<v Speaker 1>then let me know that too. Send any emails to

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<v Speaker 1>Ryan's show at KDWB dot com