Speaker 1: Here's a question. What would you like to hear more
Speaker 1: of or less of? On the Minnesota Goodbye. We did
Speaker 1: this on the show last week and was like, what
Speaker 1: do you want to hear less of? And people said,
Speaker 1: I want to hear less war of the Roses? And
Speaker 1: it's funny because Roar of the Roses is like our
Speaker 1: most popular researched feature. But I mean, I guess if
Speaker 1: you listen all the time, you've been listening for twenty years,
Speaker 1: it might be like, God stop, what do you want
Speaker 1: to hear less of? I want to hear less of
Speaker 1: people like leg I don't want I don't want to
Speaker 1: hear Dave talk about pretty privilege. I don't want to
Speaker 1: hear Dave talk about people leaving dog poop on the path.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear Bailey talk about Disney. I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear Jenny talking to him about poop
Speaker 1: or how poor she is. What do you want to
Speaker 1: hear less of on the show or more of? Yesterday
Speaker 1: we said we want to hear more of Bailey's sound
Speaker 1: effects on the show. Apparently do your best one? Come on,
Speaker 1: do your best one?
Speaker 2: Well, everybody likes the Jack Kammer so rugg got got
Speaker 2: gug or falling down the stairs.
Speaker 1: See when you first did falling down the stairs, I
Speaker 1: was amazed at how accurate that it sounds, because it's
Speaker 1: very cartoony, and how you came up with that ship
Speaker 1: off the top of your head is kind of scary.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 4: I honestly, it's one of the things I admire about
Speaker 4: Bailly because she's so good at sound effects. My brain
Speaker 4: just does not work like that. I cannot do sound effects.
Speaker 4: I cannot do accents. I can only speak and that's it.
Speaker 1: Well, I can only speak. Well, that's good. That's a
Speaker 1: good start. We should do the game again, don't. We
Speaker 1: have a game in our in our arsenal called the
Speaker 1: sound effects game, where we pull something out of a
Speaker 1: hat and then you have to guess what the sound is.
Speaker 1: For example, I'll do one. You guess what it is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, a sprinkler?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, wow, that was good.
Speaker 2: But I did not know it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one of those. It's an agitating yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Yeah. You did better than me then than
Speaker 1: I did than me did. All right, let's jump into
Speaker 1: the emails and see what we got. But do that'd
Speaker 1: be a fun topic. What do you want to hear
Speaker 1: less of or more of on the Minnesota Goodbye? Okay,
Speaker 1: this one's naturally not for the Minnesota Goodbye. That's for
Speaker 1: the show. But this one is a couple of comments
Speaker 1: from today's show from Andrew. He says, the dream topic
Speaker 1: Dave mentioned yesterday, right after my ex wife's mom died,
Speaker 1: I remember I had several dreams that she was alive,
Speaker 1: and each dream she'd be laughing, saying something like I
Speaker 1: can't believe you thought I died or something like that.
Speaker 1: It was weird that I had one of those dreams,
Speaker 1: I thought then, But I've had several, multiple similar dreams.
Speaker 1: I have dreams all the time that my dad is
Speaker 1: still alive and sometimes my mom. And I had one
Speaker 1: the other day that Josie came back baby, and I
Speaker 1: was like, is it her? Does it just look like her?
Speaker 1: But she knew where the front door was, and she
Speaker 1: ran in the house and she ran right to where
Speaker 1: her dog, Dish was, And to me it made perfect sense, like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I guess we were wrong. She didn't die all right.
Speaker 1: Next one the Kid's menu topic, vont brought this up?
Speaker 1: Or was this on the Minnesota Goodbye?
Speaker 3: It was no, there the pot yesterday. I think about
Speaker 3: eating off the kids menu.
Speaker 1: Yeah, vont wants to legitimize ordering from the kid's menu,
Speaker 1: so they say, first, yeah, the mac and cheese or
Speaker 1: chicken fingers usually aren't that good, so it's not worth it.
Speaker 1: But I also used to get senior copies from McDonald's
Speaker 1: coffees that is, for McDonald's all the time, and only
Speaker 1: once do I actually get called out for not being
Speaker 1: a senior. But on my defense, if you sold the
Speaker 1: small coffee for seventy five cent for everyone, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be inclined to try and buy the discounted price coffee. Okay.
Speaker 1: I also get the kid sized lemonade from Caden's Chicken though,
Speaker 1: and they've never said anything about it. That's interesting. I
Speaker 1: would never get the kid sized lemonade or kid sized
Speaker 1: nuggets or whatever. You get kid sized nuggets and a
Speaker 1: happy meal. How many nuggets are there? Like three, so
Speaker 1: there's four?
Speaker 3: Or yeah, not enough in a happy meal?
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: Oh, I feel like that's a good amount for a
Speaker 3: happy meal, well.
Speaker 1: For a kid, for a little kid, yeah, But for me,
Speaker 1: I'll easily have the twenty piece nuggets more. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: easily daily.
Speaker 4: Your order after Didn't you used to get McDonald's after
Speaker 4: Booty Cruise a lot?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, after Booty Cruise, I would always get a
Speaker 1: quarter pounder, yeah, with the large fries, large drink, and
Speaker 1: twenty piece McNuggets in one meal and then Yeah. But
Speaker 1: when I was younger, like twenty, and I worked at
Speaker 1: a radio station, I would go by McDonald's. I would
Speaker 1: get quarter pounds of cheese, twenty piece nuggets, large fries,
Speaker 1: and a healthy item the file of fish. Yes, and
Speaker 1: my co workers i'dighed about one hundred and forty pounds
Speaker 1: at the time. My co workers would look at me like,
Speaker 1: you can eat all that, and I'd be like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm all problem. And I was a bean pole.
Speaker 2: Yeah I'm not anymore.
Speaker 1: Anyway. All right, guys, I hope you're doing well. My
Speaker 1: condolences on the loss of Josie Dave. But I did
Speaker 1: see the pop print tattoo and I love it. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Love all you guys, even when I can't always tune
Speaker 1: as much as I would like to. Andrew all the
Speaker 1: way in Ohio.
Speaker 4: I interrupt real quick, just because I don't want us
Speaker 4: to forget about this. You said earlier on the show
Speaker 4: that you would tell us the story that involved someone
Speaker 4: saying something in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it's dicey okay, but you're you want to
Speaker 1: hear it's a sex story.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we were talking about phrases that people don't use
Speaker 1: anymore that or maybe you still use them even though
Speaker 1: they're outdated, like that's dope or that's groovy, or that's
Speaker 1: a bomb dot com or whatever. Sick, we're sick, that's
Speaker 1: sick her foot. One of them was geez Louise, and
Speaker 1: I'd never heard that saying until I was this is
Speaker 1: why I can't tell it on the radio, and it's
Speaker 1: I don't like telling sex stories about myself because it's gross.
Speaker 1: It's like having your dad tell you a sex story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, frame it like that. Just tell us that and
Speaker 3: we don't have to think about that part.
Speaker 1: I'm in bed with Candy and she has just reached
Speaker 1: the pinnacle of pinnacleness, and I kept doing my thing,
Speaker 1: I kept working away, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 1: she's already pinnacled. Then I'm still down there and she's
Speaker 1: like pulls away and she's like, geez Louise. Oh, she's
Speaker 1: very sensitive in that area at that time.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, afterwards, you are.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I was like twenty two years old.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what I was doing. Jeez, Louise.
Speaker 2: Away she hits you in the face.
Speaker 3: Jeez Louise, goeah, and you.
Speaker 1: Never forget that, you know what I mean? Number one,
Speaker 1: I was proud because I did my job, But then
Speaker 1: I also learned stop doing your job after they don't
Speaker 1: want you to do your job anymore.
Speaker 5: Hmm.
Speaker 2: I think that's ballad, it is.
Speaker 4: I mean, you are so sensitive that like after you
Speaker 4: hit that point, you're just kind of like, okay, let's
Speaker 4: move on, Like, don't even go in that vicinity.
Speaker 1: Jeez, Louise. Okayes, then she burned down a daycare. That
Speaker 1: was the one. Okay, a true story, Okay, this one.
Speaker 1: The subject line is you wanted an odd ball subject,
Speaker 1: long but worth the read. I promise now I have
Speaker 1: not pre read this. Let's see what we get. I
Speaker 1: have to start by saying, you guys are with me
Speaker 1: when I get up at the crack of dawn, and
Speaker 1: you all join me in the shower every night with
Speaker 1: your podcast. In my world of chaos with three kids,
Speaker 1: two homely pugs. Dave's words, not mine, they are ugly
Speaker 1: little creatures and without a village to help. I'm only
Speaker 1: a little bitter about it. You guys are my constant
Speaker 1: and you never disappoint. Dave's the caring dad. I most
Speaker 1: definitely did not have Jenny's recent heartbreak. Has been constantly
Speaker 1: thinking about her, and I hope she knows she's amazing
Speaker 1: and can do much better. Bailey, you are so uniquely you,
Speaker 1: and that's so awesome and vaunts that confident little brother
Speaker 1: that's going to get somewhere in the world. Anyway, onto
Speaker 1: the auld ball subject. Colinoscope. Dave, your conversation about Julie
Speaker 1: made me realize I had to get one because Julie,
Speaker 1: my ex, died of calling cancer and she said I've
Speaker 1: had tummy issues that I hope for Hernie is her ulcers.
Speaker 1: And when you said she ended up with cancer, I
Speaker 1: knew that was my sign. I'll have an endoscopy too.
Speaker 1: That's where you go down the throat, so they'll be
Speaker 1: probing me from both ends. Hopefully if you read this,
Speaker 1: I've survived my prep day of starving half to death
Speaker 1: and the peen out of my butt has subsided long
Speaker 1: enough to shower. Do you callin oscar bey prep you
Speaker 1: pee out of your Buttah. In all seriousness, my anxiety
Speaker 1: is through the roof and I am just certain I
Speaker 1: am riddled with cancer. Luckily, my hubby and love of
Speaker 1: my life, Scott, will be the calm one by my side.
Speaker 1: Reddit told me the way more than I wanted to know,
Speaker 1: Like people saying the doctor said my prep was good
Speaker 1: enough even though I threw the drink up. How do
Speaker 1: they test that? Okay, they make you pee. They make
Speaker 1: you pee out of your ass in a cup when
Speaker 1: you get there. No, so many questions I have. Here's
Speaker 1: to not dying on the table. I've only been put
Speaker 1: under once and was convinced I was going to die.
Speaker 1: I'll have to update you if I survive. I'd love
Speaker 1: a sticker. And I hope this is too long. No,
Speaker 1: love you all. You guys mean the world to me. PS.
Speaker 1: My sister Larissa was your redheaded almost co host back
Speaker 1: in the day. Oh, I remember her. I love her.
Speaker 1: We went to Paisley Park together. I love bragging. Oh,
Speaker 1: and it says I love bragging about her going to
Speaker 1: Prince's Place with you. Dave and I don't know Larissa well,
Speaker 1: and we have to talk to you years. But she
Speaker 1: was like twenty two at the time and Paisley Park
Speaker 1: had just opened, and we said, well you want she
Speaker 1: listened to the show or I saw her somewhere. I
Speaker 1: want to go to Paisley where you want to go together?
Speaker 1: So we did cute it was really cool. No dart
Speaker 1: looking here, just anal probing. I've attached some pictures so
Speaker 1: you know what your Nebraska look bestie looks like.
Speaker 5: And I love just only anal probing. I've attached a
Speaker 5: picture to see yes, yeah, and she is.
Speaker 1: She is a normal looking thirty year old, thirty two
Speaker 1: year old woman, very pleasant, beautiful face, with three lovely
Speaker 1: kids and a lovely partner. And lindsay, let me take
Speaker 1: a picture of you. She lives in Norfolk, Nebraska. I'm
Speaker 1: not taking a picture of you, taking a picture of
Speaker 1: your address. But we are going to talk a little
Speaker 1: bit about colonoscopies. They're not a big deal. I've had
Speaker 1: probably four or five of them with my belly problems,
Speaker 1: and you know they whenever you mentioned a colonoscopy, somebody
Speaker 1: will say all the prep is the worst part. Anybody
Speaker 1: had a callinoscope, not me, And my dad has.
Speaker 2: Had plenty, so he always talks about how much it sucks.
Speaker 1: So you can't eat and you have to drink a
Speaker 1: bottle of like Mi relax or something, and it's awful
Speaker 1: tasting and you can't eat, and then it makes you
Speaker 1: go go go cleaning you out. So when they get
Speaker 1: up your heinie, there's gonna be no obstacles to them
Speaker 1: seeing you know, the pink insides of your intestines and
Speaker 1: you're calling And so the worst part for me, honestly,
Speaker 1: was me sitting in the prep room with an IV
Speaker 1: in my arm and they were running behind, no pun intended,
Speaker 1: and so I had to wait and wait and wait,
Speaker 1: watching Fox News with it on mute. I didn't choose
Speaker 1: Fox News, that just happened to be on, and it
Speaker 1: couldn't even be entertained. It was on mute. And they
Speaker 1: kept coming in and going, I'm sorry, we're running late.
Speaker 1: Took about probably an hour and a half of waiting.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: Then they roll you into the room and there's like
Speaker 1: a full there's like six or eight people in there.
Speaker 1: There's like the anesthesiologist, the nurse, this guy, that girl whatever,
Speaker 1: and they roll you in and they go, hey, how's
Speaker 1: it going. Blah blah blah. The doctor will kindly pat
Speaker 1: you on the arm and say this is going to
Speaker 1: be fine. Then they give you the IV and you
Speaker 1: can feel, taste and smell that anesthesia going into your body,
Speaker 1: and you don't remember a fucking thing after that at all.
Speaker 1: You don't, even though they say you're awake during the procedure,
Speaker 1: but it's an when you lose amnesia is an amnesiatic drug.
Speaker 1: So you are awake, but you don't remember shit.
Speaker 2: Truly, right, don't remember.
Speaker 1: And then you wake up and you're in the recovery
Speaker 1: room and there's your wife or your daughter or your
Speaker 1: mom or whoever husband and they're like, oh, you're back,
Speaker 1: Oh hey, how you feeling, And you're fine, and that's it.
Speaker 1: There's really nothing to it. The worst part for me
Speaker 1: was sitting in the waiting room watching Fox News on mute.
Speaker 1: All right, I think, lindsay good luck. Here is our
Speaker 1: next email that wishes to stay anonymous. I didn't sleep
Speaker 1: well last night, and I don't usually remember dreaming, but
Speaker 1: I did have a dream in the early hours, and
Speaker 1: it included Bailey and vaughnt Ah. I dreamt that Bailey
Speaker 1: lived in a little camper trailer type of home see
Speaker 1: image below, like a little like old fashioned tear drop
Speaker 1: kind of a trailer. And then she let me and
Speaker 1: my family host a holiday there since she wasn't going
Speaker 1: to be home. Then somehow my family and I ended
Speaker 1: up at my ex husband's house to celebrate with him
Speaker 1: and his fiance and guess who was there, Bailey and Vaunt. Okay,
Speaker 1: my kids are all grown. I got a bunch of grandkids,
Speaker 1: so I would never fit in that type of a
Speaker 1: camper home. I've never met Bailey or Vaughn, so I
Speaker 1: thought of them celebrating with my exes. Funny, it was
Speaker 1: great meeting you guys in my dream. Thanks Bailey for
Speaker 1: letting my family use your mobile home to celebrate while
Speaker 1: you were at my stupid ex's house. I love you
Speaker 1: all in the show, and so I love you all,
Speaker 1: and the show is so so great with all your
Speaker 1: different personalities. I've been listening to Dave for like ninety
Speaker 1: percent of the last thirty years, and the show is
Speaker 1: even better with Jenny, Bailey and vont Keep up the
Speaker 1: great work, you guys. Ps. Jenny, you always do such
Speaker 1: a fantastic job of keeping the show going while Dave
Speaker 1: is away, and I look forward to Jenny in the morning. Zoo.
Speaker 1: Thank you for always sharing your human side. I can
Speaker 1: so relate to the anxiety part. And I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: about your recent life quake. Keep on keeping on all right.
Speaker 3: Well, thanks friend.
Speaker 5: I had Okay, I had a dream last night about
Speaker 5: this guy I'm going on a date with on Friday.
Speaker 5: One of the things that he had in his little
Speaker 5: pitch a friend thing was that he had good hair
Speaker 5: for someone in their thirties. And I had a dream
Speaker 5: I was seeing him in a play and he turned
Speaker 5: around and he had the biggest bald spot and I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, no, no, But that's what I dreamt
Speaker 5: about last night. I don't know what it means.
Speaker 1: Some guys go bald on the crown of their head, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then some guys like the hairline recedes, yeah, and
Speaker 1: some guys just both it just thins everywhere. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: But some guys can look totally normal from the front,
Speaker 1: but then there's a big bald part on the crown
Speaker 1: of their head. Brianna se Terry Brie writes in Hello
Speaker 1: my friends, long time, no seed, no chat checking in
Speaker 1: Dave the replacement b Blankie I got came and I'm
Speaker 1: reporting back because now she lost her blanket, if I
Speaker 1: remember right, because we're talking about Carson and her both
Speaker 1: lost their baby blanket after being an adult they were gone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said, it's somewhat helpful. I like having it same
Speaker 1: color and feel as my old one. I know this
Speaker 1: sentiment and memories are not tied to it, but I'm
Speaker 1: still glad I got a replacement. I think that Carson
Speaker 1: never asked for a replacement blanket because that was that
Speaker 1: was the one, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know I had ever matched that blank.
Speaker 1: No, because he had it since he was literally a
Speaker 1: newborn baby, and he carried it with him everywhere to
Speaker 1: scout camp, to college on vacation, and he left it
Speaker 1: in China and we tried to call, and with the
Speaker 1: language barrier, there was just no chance. I'm a tiny
Speaker 1: bit behind. But on writing to your childhood celebrity icons,
Speaker 1: I got one for you. Okay, this is cute. I
Speaker 1: once poured my awkward, twelve year old heart into a
Speaker 1: letter to none other than Jan Brady Eve Plumb herself.
Speaker 1: I watched a lot of Nicked Knight and TV Land
Speaker 1: confessing my undying in admiration, telling me that she was
Speaker 1: my favorite, telling her she was my favorite Brady not true,
Speaker 1: and asking for a response. Did she write back. Nope,
Speaker 1: not even a thanks Kid, or even a Marsha, Marsha
Speaker 1: and Marsha just radio silence. Must have been too busy
Speaker 1: fighting Peter for middle child attention. I knew I should
Speaker 1: have went with Marine McCormick Marsha, but I always thought
Speaker 1: going with the less popular Brady was my favorite. Guess not.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like when there's a boy band and
Speaker 1: you pick the ugly one as the one that you
Speaker 1: like because you know that you don't have a chance
Speaker 1: with Harry Styles. Yeah, so you would pick Louie Louie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my sister always picks the ugly ones in a
Speaker 2: boy band. She liked Chris Kirkpatrick the best.
Speaker 1: And that makes sense because I think that when you
Speaker 1: want to have it be a little bit more realistic,
Speaker 1: you want the one that nobody else called DIBs on.
Speaker 2: And that's part of the reason I like Kevin Jonas.
Speaker 5: I remember way back when you guys would say Baby
Speaker 5: Jonas was Nick Jonas, Flat Iron Jonas was Joe, and
Speaker 5: then Kevin was Fuggs McGee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I really attached myself to that.
Speaker 5: So Kevin was always my favorite thugs well and I
Speaker 5: would call him thugs McGee ah, family love him.
Speaker 1: Uh And she says lastly, and I don't I don't
Speaker 1: mind if you read this on the podcast. I'm on
Speaker 1: day six of being off of all of my pain medication.
Speaker 1: I don't know a lot about her history, but I
Speaker 1: think that she was struggling with getting off of pain medication.
Speaker 1: Day six. Good, whoop, whoop? Best I felt in a
Speaker 1: long time. It's nothing easy. I was becoming dependent, for sure,
Speaker 1: but I am so glad I made this decision before
Speaker 1: someone had to ask me or make it for me.
Speaker 1: I miss you all. Will there be a spring clean
Speaker 1: up this year? I'd love to come if there is
Speaker 1: much of Secretarybree, I don't know if we're continuing the
Speaker 1: adopt a highway thing. We are not. We'll have to
Speaker 1: figure out some other way to get together. Go over
Speaker 1: to Jenny's house and help pain your cabinets.
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually, I have one so many things I could
Speaker 4: use help with, So if you all have any skills,
Speaker 4: come on over.
Speaker 3: I would greatly appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Please.
Speaker 3: I am fucking sick of trying to teach myself.
Speaker 1: I am fucking sick, all right. That is all the
Speaker 1: time we have for the Minnesota Goodbye. They are a
Speaker 1: good amount of emails that we didn't get to, but
Speaker 1: I would love to hear from you. What do you
Speaker 1: want to hear more of, or just as importantly less
Speaker 1: of on the Minnesota Goodbye? And if it's something you
Speaker 1: want read off the podcast because you don't want to
Speaker 1: hurt anybody's feelings or something like that, then let me know.
Speaker 1: Do you can just say like, read it off the podcast,
Speaker 1: not on the podcast, or if you want it on,
Speaker 1: then let me know that too. Send any emails to
Speaker 1: Ryan's show at KDWB dot com