Speaker 1: It is the Ben and Skin Show, ninety seven point
Speaker 1: one The Eagle.
Speaker 2: Happy New Year's everybody.
Speaker 1: I want to thank you for deciding to spend your
Speaker 1: time with us today, us being me, I'm Skin. That's Kevin, Hi,
Speaker 1: Kevin Hello? And then what about right through that window?
Speaker 1: Look at that girl right there? There's Christina.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 2: Nice, hard to show up Ben, though not so much.
Speaker 2: Ben didn't care. Ben didn't care one bit. He has
Speaker 2: not worked since October. I know it's crazy.
Speaker 1: And then he told me he's not coming in tomorrow,
Speaker 1: and he said he might not come in Friday. Had
Speaker 1: and decided it depends on what happens with North Texas football.
Speaker 1: Thank you everyone for hanging out with us today. Are
Speaker 1: y'all partying tonight? Are you gonna You're gonna tear it up?
Speaker 1: You're gonna let the ball drop?
Speaker 2: This is the weird thing about I'm gonna let I
Speaker 2: don't think we can just let it.
Speaker 4: We don't have a choice in that it happens.
Speaker 2: It depends on whose ball we're gonna let the ball drop? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2: The thing. The thing that's weird is like having the
Speaker 2: three to six shift on New yek is you have
Speaker 2: to have a little judgment. Normally people have plans. I
Speaker 2: have options. I would like to go to trees and
Speaker 2: see my friends tripping daisy. I think that'd be fun because, uh,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm not sure and that's a big problem,
Speaker 2: you know, of discussing that at three pm. But I
Speaker 2: also think, you know, do I really want to be
Speaker 2: in deep elm at midnight on New Year's Eve? Not
Speaker 2: a large part of me that doesn't know. I'd rather
Speaker 2: have my sack ripped part bad. Yeah, now my grocery sack. Yes,
Speaker 2: do you guys do the reusable grocery sack thing?
Speaker 4: I try to. It's always in the back of my car,
Speaker 4: and I always forget it, So I'm a horrible human being.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like you're trying that hard.
Speaker 4: Well, it's there, so at least I'm trying exceptually.
Speaker 2: Conceptually, it's an option for you for you to ignore. Yeah, uh,
Speaker 2: I'm not Uh, we're not going to do anything too wild.
Speaker 2: I am going to enjoy having the daft tomorrow. But
Speaker 2: then I got mav duty tomorrow night. Oh yeah, jeez,
Speaker 2: I forgot about that. And they're playing the Rockets every night.
Speaker 2: You have a MAVs game.
Speaker 1: It scene here at right here on ninety seven point
Speaker 1: one the Eagle where the home of Dallas Mavericks basketball
Speaker 1: even in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: So I like year in shows. I think it's fun.
Speaker 2: That's kind of what we're our theme is going to
Speaker 2: be today. We're going to do a year in show.
Speaker 2: Just off the top of your head.
Speaker 1: I'll start with you, Christina, Huh, do you have any
Speaker 1: favorite thing of the year, whether it's a movie or
Speaker 1: a TV show or a record or ball drop.
Speaker 4: Well, it's probably just because Kat mentioned Trees and Deep Ellum,
Speaker 4: but getting to see Jack White at that kind of
Speaker 4: secret show at Trees, because I was so excited that
Speaker 4: I was able to even buy tickets to that damn thing,
Speaker 4: and yeah it was packed. But that was my favorite
Speaker 4: album of the year. I'm obsessed with that album It's
Speaker 4: called No Name. And then actually seeing him perform that
Speaker 4: live because I've loved Jack White forever as well, that
Speaker 4: was definitely top favorite moment of the year for me.
Speaker 2: My favorite moment of the year was when Christina said
Speaker 2: her favorite moment of the year was the concert that
Speaker 2: Kat wanted to go to and didn't get to go go.
Speaker 4: Don't put it like that a lot of people wanted
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, no, no, I love you dunkan on k
Speaker 1: the last.
Speaker 4: Day of my two tickets, all right.
Speaker 2: I loved being in the queue at the same time
Speaker 2: she was, and we're kind of texting about it. Way
Speaker 2: fewer people in front of her than I did.
Speaker 1: I also love that she took her boyfriend, who's not
Speaker 1: really that big of a Jack White fan and has
Speaker 1: hung out with him a bunch before, and didn't It
Speaker 1: wasn't really that interested, but you your life was depending
Speaker 1: on it, and she didn't invite you.
Speaker 2: Well, lucky for me, I can go see him in May.
Speaker 2: It's so outside ballroom. No wait, it's sold out already.
Speaker 5: Dang it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I could probably get you in. I know
Speaker 2: Fred Lamar. Who's Fred Lamar? It's he owns that venue,
Speaker 2: Lamar Street. Yeah, really, that's on a venue.
Speaker 4: It's the street.
Speaker 2: But I might have made that up.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: My second favorite moment of the year is when I
Speaker 1: made up the name Fred Lamar.
Speaker 6: Damn it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you guys want to play the intro? Sure?
Speaker 2: Do it for fred on friend Lamar.
Speaker 7: Some time about right now. You're right right right.
Speaker 8: One with ef it with I'll show you're gonna rue
Speaker 8: ahead be except for summer sweet pursuing in bundled out
Speaker 8: Shaw Shank through the sewer.
Speaker 3: Kid, Now what you're in at the eagle? Yeah, we're
Speaker 3: doing in three o'clock on the dock. Got a habit
Speaker 3: for my house, a goat status. Howard starting to get
Speaker 3: cracked shows that up multiply like a rabbit.
Speaker 2: Two then so out break it up, beat the habit.
Speaker 7: I'm on hang out with a friend, locking it on
Speaker 7: the radio, my on's head.
Speaker 2: Talking on a lady.
Speaker 7: It's this.
Speaker 2: Vote KT Christine, all the lady, All right, it is
Speaker 2: the Ben and Skin Show, New Year's Eve. Kevin.
Speaker 1: We have seven minutes and forty five seconds left in
Speaker 1: this segment, and you've done something very special for us today.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hand it over to you and you explain
Speaker 1: just what the hell's going on. Well, by product of
Speaker 1: being around me is you have to deal with some
Speaker 1: of the OCD tendencies.
Speaker 2: We all have them. Not a big deal, but I
Speaker 2: like organization at the end of my years. So I
Speaker 2: put out a little Google doc for our listeners to
Speaker 2: go vote on. Okay, what might be some of their
Speaker 2: favorite clips of the year. Now when they vote, they
Speaker 2: can't hear the clips, so that makes it very confusing.
Speaker 2: Oh I like this, but I have tallied the results
Speaker 2: so to in twenty twenty four. I have today the
Speaker 2: top twenty four clips from the Ben and Skin show
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty four. That's incredible. Oh wow, did you
Speaker 2: know he did that? Christina?
Speaker 4: I saw it going around where you could vote for it, so.
Speaker 2: I kind of she didn't vote. Yeah, I didn't vote,
Speaker 2: but I sent some of the clips over for you.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I saw KT do stuff on social media this year.
Speaker 2: That's basically what you have said. That's all right, now,
Speaker 2: well we'll start with number twenty four. Okay, where we
Speaker 2: go to one Ben Rogers getting things on the radio
Speaker 2: that you absolutely cannot say on the radio anytime you
Speaker 2: have something that has something else embedded in it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can't toast me, bro, You've never had toasted raisin bread.
Speaker 2: It's the I hate.
Speaker 4: Definitely can't see.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, did you dump it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like dump.
Speaker 2: Think you what happened to you in Mexico? My god, dude, seriously,
Speaker 2: you are so unhinged. Hey, George Carlin, take a step
Speaker 2: back and do a deep breath. What is going on.
Speaker 2: If you haven't had toasted raisin brand, you are missing out.
Speaker 2: Moved forward.
Speaker 4: He didn't skip a beat at all, no pause, no
Speaker 4: nothing like, Yeah, you can totally say this on the
Speaker 4: radio and a big deal.
Speaker 2: Just knowing him, I think he was sitting there thinking,
Speaker 2: I don't even know what I said. That was wrong
Speaker 2: going he said on George Carlin taking bread pretty good boy,
Speaker 2: and Christina went off immediately. Bro, you've never had toasted
Speaker 2: raisin bread. It's the I hate.
Speaker 4: Definitely can't see that.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, did I dump it? Yes? Like dun't thank you?
Speaker 2: What happened to you in Mexico? God, dude, seriously, you
Speaker 2: are so unhinged. I just remember I was about to
Speaker 2: say something like I hate raisins or something, and then
Speaker 2: me and Kat locked eyes like what did Benja say? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then you were like, God, why are you putting
Speaker 2: that on me?
Speaker 4: Definitely can't say that Ben.
Speaker 2: Oh Ben, it is wrong with you.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: I miss him. Whatever happened to him, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll get him back in twenty twenty five to
Speaker 2: twenty twenty five, Ben, what a tease for our audience. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Ben's coming back with a brand new phone after he
Speaker 2: lost one in Vegas, number twenty three. We were discussing
Speaker 2: a lot of stormy weather this spring that we had
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty four. And you know, I've long had
Speaker 2: the theory that you can run away from tornadoes as
Speaker 2: long as you are twenty minutes ahead of it. You're
Speaker 2: tracking the radar and its movements in its direction. You
Speaker 2: don't have to just sit in harm's way and get demolished.
Speaker 2: What do you mean tracking its direction? Tornadoes are a
Speaker 2: haphazard in nature. There's a lot of dopware action going on.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you can tend to see what the circulation is.
Speaker 2: But then there was this accusations I made a twister reference. Man,
Speaker 2: My wife does not take severe weather seriously at all,
Speaker 2: and she knows you could also just drive away from
Speaker 2: it if it were something like that. Right now, that's
Speaker 2: the worst your path. That's the worst advice. Okay, it's
Speaker 2: the worst advice from a guy who's been outside before
Speaker 2: the show, holding the gravel in my hands, shaking it,
Speaker 2: looking up at the sky, getting a good feel for
Speaker 2: what's going to happen later. What are you a Native American?
Speaker 2: That one kills me, that one destroyed me, that you just.
Speaker 4: Leaning down, get some gravel in there, maybe taking a
Speaker 4: sniff and look it up like it's just so weird.
Speaker 2: St it Kat wearing a head dress. Oh it's doing
Speaker 2: the Bill Paxton. But you turned me into an Indian,
Speaker 2: so feel for what's going to happen later. What are
Speaker 2: you a Native American?
Speaker 4: So fast?
Speaker 2: So fast? Oh man, I won't do an accident now,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do that the tornado. Do that whole peace
Speaker 2: pipe thing you were talking about earlier that Christina found
Speaker 2: so offensive, say that on the air. I won't all
Speaker 2: right now, twenty four was not a great year for
Speaker 2: Garth Brooks, even though it doesn't seem like he's done
Speaker 2: anything bad, Like he's just been like there's an allegation,
Speaker 2: but we don't know anymore. That story went away real quick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the best thing that happened to Garth Brooks was more
Speaker 2: Diddy allegations. Maybe the best thing to have to Garth
Speaker 2: Brooks is this joke that Skin made at his expense.
Speaker 2: Garth Brooks has been accused of sexual assault and battery
Speaker 2: in a lawsuit from a quote Jane row Knew It.
Speaker 2: She says she worked as a hairstylist and makeup artist
Speaker 2: for him. This complaint was filed in California today.
Speaker 1: Already dicey, since he does not need a hairstylist, doesn't
Speaker 1: he just have like a military cut?
Speaker 2: But I was already kind of thinking, like he doesn't
Speaker 2: really have hair anymore. He wears the hat, he's balding.
Speaker 2: Doesn't she just go in there and kind of blow
Speaker 2: dry his hat? Make it far. I know a lot
Speaker 2: of bald guys, A lot of bald guys. That's a
Speaker 2: good blow dry his hat, Hey, blow dry my hat.
Speaker 2: I just picked her him sitting there in one of
Speaker 2: the those mirrors with those real bright circular light bulbs
Speaker 2: all around in some gals blow drying his hat? Man,
Speaker 2: Why are you all such big Garth Brooks fans? I
Speaker 2: don't get it. Well, it's look. If it's not for you,
Speaker 2: that's okay. If you can't see that the deep nature
Speaker 2: of how great he is one of your best friends,
Speaker 2: your good friends, like a Grammy Award winning musician. George,
Speaker 2: We'll tell you Garth Brook's his favorite artist of all time, Tony.
Speaker 2: His is a big piece of our childhood for many
Speaker 2: of us who grew up in the Sticks. Is that right?
Speaker 1: George is an eight one to seven. Guy, was he
Speaker 1: like out and Crowley or something? Yeah, George a little
Speaker 1: bit older than me.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know. I just it just missed me.
Speaker 2: I was too busy listening to East Coast rap.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, dude, you were in your twenties. Yeah, we were
Speaker 2: eight and we had country music radios and your parents.
Speaker 2: Your parents were forcing garth on you, real forcing it,
Speaker 2: but you were seeking out garth.
Speaker 4: Okay, they were forcing it.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, man, I wanted to get to
Speaker 2: four each segment, but I think for the purposes of
Speaker 2: math and I think we'll be fine. I feel like
Speaker 2: we have a whole minute left in this segment. Well,
Speaker 2: let's come back and do number twenty one here in
Speaker 2: a second, because look, these clips again voted on by
Speaker 2: the listeners. So if you get to the top ten
Speaker 2: and you're going, well, that wasn't that the listeners voted
Speaker 2: on these by just seeing a title description of what
Speaker 2: it is and not being able to click on it.
Speaker 1: Now that's fair, And if we have enough time, I
Speaker 1: will end up coming back and ranking the top twenty
Speaker 1: four listeners. Oh here, yeah, I've got a little list
Speaker 1: of just my selections. Yeah, so that's something to look
Speaker 1: forward to. All that is coming up next. It's New
Speaker 1: Year's Eve. We're hanging out with you. It's me, it's Kat,
Speaker 1: it's Christina. We want to have a good time today,
Speaker 1: so hopefully you're not working, you're hanging out with us.
Speaker 2: I know it's New Year's Eve. A lot of people
Speaker 2: are of that mindset.
Speaker 1: We're like, all right, I'm already I'm already headed off
Speaker 1: into party land. But we have things we need you
Speaker 1: to do before you go into party land, and it's
Speaker 1: hang out with us all afternoon. KT's taking the time
Speaker 1: to put these clips together. They're very funny, so you
Speaker 1: need to kick it with us for the next two
Speaker 1: and a half hours and then go off into your
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve. It's The Been and skin Show ninety
Speaker 1: seven point one, The Eagle, Happy New Year's Eve. Everybody
Speaker 1: Been in Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle.
Speaker 1: He's Kat, she's Christina, I'm skinned. Ben is out today.
Speaker 1: But we are celebrating the year that.
Speaker 2: Was twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: We have a Best Clips edition, so KT kind of
Speaker 1: explain what we're doing as we head into clip number
Speaker 1: twenty one.
Speaker 2: Here, what have you done for us? Well, whenever there's
Speaker 2: a you know, a specially funny moment or a blooper
Speaker 2: from the show. We like to save these clips and
Speaker 2: package them away, Christina and I do, and I'll gather
Speaker 2: them at the end of the year and I put
Speaker 2: them on a Google Doc and let our listeners vote
Speaker 2: for you know, what might sound like a good clip,
Speaker 2: because I've titled these and you never know. For instance,
Speaker 2: if you missed the last segment, you skin Garth Brooks joke,
Speaker 2: is what it would look like on the Google doc. Okay,
Speaker 2: that was good enough to be the twenty second because
Speaker 2: no one remembered it. No, they're like, I'm not voting
Speaker 2: for that one moment in time. No one remembered it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and some things are more memorable. Maybe we'll get to
Speaker 2: those in the coming hour or two. Yeah. So here's
Speaker 2: what we're doing. We're ramping up. This is our version
Speaker 2: of the ball dropping.
Speaker 1: So at five fifty five, the number you'll I don't know,
Speaker 1: five point fifty two, you'll hear the number one clip
Speaker 1: as voted on by Eagle listeners. Now, sweet people, you
Speaker 1: can continually interact with our show on the Eagle's IG account,
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Speaker 1: don't we pick backup KT with clip number twenty one
Speaker 1: as voted by the listener, Yeah, I will and quick
Speaker 1: reset twenty four was raisin bread as the teas number
Speaker 1: twenty three what are you a Native American?
Speaker 2: And twenty two skins Garth Brooks joke.
Speaker 1: By the way, are we are we going to podcast
Speaker 1: all this if people miss something?
Speaker 2: I think we will. Okay, I think we absolutely will.
Speaker 2: It's bold, but that takes us to number twenty one.
Speaker 2: Now there is a listener of the show, a friend
Speaker 2: of all of ours. His name is Adam Kek, and
Speaker 2: his name is very important for the purposes of this clip. Okay.
Speaker 2: I actually a couple of weeks ago had dinner with
Speaker 2: Adam Kek and he he said that he bought five
Speaker 2: shoes in one day, and.
Speaker 1: He meant five pairs of shoes, five pairs of shoes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have one odd shoe.
Speaker 2: Which I don't know that. I'm being incredibly honest. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know that I've bought five pairs of shoes
Speaker 2: in the last ten years. I get some I get
Speaker 2: some pretty good mileage out of my boots. I've what
Speaker 2: or my shoes?
Speaker 4: Are you wearing cowboy boots?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, okay, are you trying to apologize to Garth
Speaker 4: in case he heard that last last segment.
Speaker 2: I'm wearing cross trainers, but I wear them down pretty good.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna quickly before we hear this. I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: a couple of one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stereotype women and then say something that I
Speaker 1: think is a compliment for Christina. You know, a lot
Speaker 1: of women are really into shoes. It's like it's a
Speaker 1: whole running riff on the show Sex and the City.
Speaker 1: Carrie Bradshaw, Oh my god, my shoes. You know that
Speaker 1: whole thing. It's stereotype. I don't feel like you're a
Speaker 1: big shoehound.
Speaker 4: I was just thinking I might have at least five
Speaker 4: pairs of shoes. Yeah, and maybe that's it.
Speaker 1: That's one of the things I really like about Christina.
Speaker 1: I like that she's she's someone that we would call
Speaker 1: a down ass chick, like you know she Yeah, she
Speaker 1: can roll with the dude, she can roll with the girl.
Speaker 1: She's unpretentious, she's just you know's, she's just not all
Speaker 1: worked up about a bunch of stuff that kind of
Speaker 1: drives men crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: And so having settle that, I bet I have ten
Speaker 1: times as many shoes as Christina has iss I stereotype
Speaker 1: women probably. I think I've probably bought six or seven
Speaker 1: pairs of shoes this year, I would imagine. But the
Speaker 1: dude you're talking about, Kek, is the kind of guy
Speaker 1: that you know, every time I see him, he's got
Speaker 1: a different pair of sneakers on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a straight up sneaker whore. Yeah like that.
Speaker 2: I spend all his time on stock X and all
Speaker 2: this stuff. So let's hear what you're talking plaining what
Speaker 2: stock X was until talking to him. Oh so here
Speaker 2: we go, Number twenty one. This is about ostensibly our
Speaker 2: friend Adam Kek. But you'll see what Ben did. You'll
Speaker 2: see what he did. Okay, those are the most expensive nikes, right,
Speaker 2: I think, so, our buddy Adam Kek has those. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but man, that guy he's got a shoe problem. When
Speaker 2: I watch him wear those shoes, I'm kind of a
Speaker 2: keck hold damn because his name's kek.
Speaker 1: We will regain our broadcasting license in three two. What
Speaker 1: you know, I expect it from him, you know, from
Speaker 1: him that guy, yeah, Adam, but from you Ben.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: See, everyone's well crazy Ivan. It's even though we played
Speaker 2: a clip in the first segment of Today Show of
Speaker 2: being saying a word that you can't say on the radio. Huh.
Speaker 2: He doesn't say oftentimes a lot of shocking, like if
Speaker 2: you were to it would be you and I and yeah,
Speaker 2: sometimes Christina sometimes Christina, which it's really fun when Christina does.
Speaker 4: I keep mine off here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: Oh dude in the breaks, if people heard that Christina
Speaker 1: would have been canceled years ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. She comes in sounding like, oh like
Speaker 2: the Edgiest comedians. Remember when she sounded off on our
Speaker 2: part timers who were just trying to learn the board.
Speaker 4: Yes, just no patience over here.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I just remember going thinking English okay, but you
Speaker 2: kept it to yourself. Yeah yeah, if they if there
Speaker 2: were analytics tracking like Edgiest comments or jokes. You're just
Speaker 2: trying to get a quick one, to get a rise
Speaker 2: out of the room or whatever. Right, it would be you,
Speaker 2: and then it would be me, and then it would
Speaker 2: be Ben in Christine in a distant third place. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think so. So when he does that and then
Speaker 2: everyone's like, come on, Ben, yeah, I know, and then
Speaker 2: make it a bad pun.
Speaker 4: Be better than that.
Speaker 2: Come on, dude, we hold you to a higher standard.
Speaker 2: No we don't. He won one time. He said Elmer
Speaker 2: was making a glue show. That was amazing.
Speaker 1: He just said Elmer, It wasn't even it was just
Speaker 1: a he just acknowledged a brand of glue.
Speaker 2: What a weird moment. That takes us to number twenty. Yep.
Speaker 2: This actually happened earlier this month out at the Chuck
Speaker 2: Talk casino. We were doing our show. I believe it
Speaker 2: was the night that Sticks was there. Oh, great night
Speaker 2: we were doing our show. Yep, I want one hundred
Speaker 2: dollars playing black jack. It was a great day for me.
Speaker 2: He walked away for five minutes and came back with
Speaker 2: a hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: That's amazing.
Speaker 2: That was nice. Yeah, a new one to quit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but there was a bunch of chairs set up because
Speaker 2: these this group, this choir was going to be doing
Speaker 2: some Christmas carols outside the food court where we were broadcasting,
Speaker 2: like right after our show. So we were talking to them.
Speaker 2: The guys organizing it were doing a sound check and
Speaker 2: all that stuff. What do you think the demo was
Speaker 2: of the singers had to be seventy and up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there wasn't a single person under seven, and several of
Speaker 2: them had walkers. Yeah, so you can kind of hear
Speaker 2: the piano, and this is what happened. Man, they're trying
Speaker 2: to sound check. Dude, they're doing a great job. It's beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful. Let me put my hands on your hill
Speaker 2: and under the rainbow, under it. Over, it's over. I like, Daddy,
Speaker 2: just shooting lower. I'm like, glad you have been doing
Speaker 2: an album slightly slightly on the standard, making it his own. Well,
Speaker 2: we all need to shoot lower in life. We live
Speaker 2: in this world where our dreams are too big. Let's
Speaker 2: reel am a little bit, but still have sentimental moments.
Speaker 2: I did someone else Mary had a huge ass bell standards,
Speaker 2: small memory mistakes on every song I didn't someone else's.
Speaker 2: I'm going on an apathetic journey. Oh, Baltimore. Can you
Speaker 2: imagine getting the family together and going to Baltimore? No,
Speaker 2: I couldn't.
Speaker 4: Maybe he saw those walkers like you were talking about
Speaker 4: and figure, you know what, they shouldn't jump over the rainbow, shoot.
Speaker 2: For under under the crater to his Oh no, it
Speaker 2: was under. I like the guy that going.
Speaker 8: Check.
Speaker 2: Do you guys have any issues with puss? God? I don't, Kevin, dude,
Speaker 2: don't ask her that.
Speaker 4: Oh you should go the doctor for that, Katie. Check
Speaker 4: your email at.
Speaker 2: Dear Kevin. The puss turned out to be multiple STDs.
Speaker 2: Got some more vacation dates coming down right here we go.
Speaker 2: So number nineteen is titled It's a tough word to
Speaker 2: spell pussy boil. Oh, so what is he named after?
Speaker 2: A pussy boil or something?
Speaker 4: Pussy boil her?
Speaker 2: That's a daze to call me growing up pussy boiled
Speaker 2: such a Oh, they were calling me something else, I guess.
Speaker 7: Guys.
Speaker 2: The Empire strike back kit theaters on this day in
Speaker 2: nineteen eighty. It stroked out a little bit there. I
Speaker 2: was gonna found that one.
Speaker 4: Just kept going.
Speaker 2: He's sitting enough of my joke strokes funny. Well, you know,
Speaker 2: he had to get to the today game. For those
Speaker 2: that don't know, I have narcolepsi and sometimes uh uh,
Speaker 2: when I have a joke that I think might be funny,
Speaker 2: I uh, I kind of crater and can't finish the sentence.
Speaker 2: He has a mini stroke, which sucks because you're playing
Speaker 2: your card, you're showing your cards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he thought that was funny. I know, he's telegraphing
Speaker 1: his thought that he thought was going to be badass
Speaker 1: for everyone, and they're always really funny. But why would
Speaker 1: you have thought that?
Speaker 2: Clearly you were talking about Gautier, Uh huh, the one
Speaker 2: hit wonder why would you have thought that that stood
Speaker 2: for a pussy boil? So what is he named after?
Speaker 2: A pussy boil or something? Pussy boil? You don't know
Speaker 2: the jokes that they used to call me growing up
Speaker 2: pussy boiled? Do you know the joke Chris, guys the
Speaker 2: Empire strike back kid, Peter, I don't get the joke. Now,
Speaker 2: do you guys know what a goiter is?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Goiter?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, our friend Cash had a goiter on his chin,
Speaker 2: Is that right? Twelve years ago? Yeah? It was it
Speaker 2: a pussy boil? It was pussy yeah?
Speaker 4: Really gross?
Speaker 2: Yes, so gross? All right. We love doing our show
Speaker 2: at Pluckers. We've done for many years as a tradition
Speaker 2: like none others. So great, it's just like the Masters.
Speaker 2: But the problem with broadcasting at Pluckers is that you
Speaker 2: are projecting outward to a crowd, and sometimes one of
Speaker 2: the guys on the show, Christina, if you get a
Speaker 2: free pass here, one of the guys on the show
Speaker 2: will say something they just didn't need to be said
Speaker 2: in public. Number eighteen skins sheep story. Well, you can't
Speaker 2: just go meshing animals. We can't play god man. But dogs,
Speaker 2: but dogs, but dogs are pets that are not real animals.
Speaker 7: Pets.
Speaker 1: Okay, we knew a guy. He wasn't a friend, but
Speaker 1: he was a friend to friends. This is in the
Speaker 1: early days when we were kind of wild, and he
Speaker 1: had spent time on a prison farm and he very
Speaker 1: famously said famously that the sheep felt the most lifelike.
Speaker 7: Look.
Speaker 2: Man, that actually happened. He contended that out on those farms,
Speaker 2: that that was the one you gotta understand the type
Speaker 2: of people's skin was trying to befriends. I just did, man,
Speaker 2: he just he's only out of the Station's going to
Speaker 2: change the truth from now. I thought I could use
Speaker 2: it in honor of Garth Brooks. God, there is one
Speaker 2: very weird chuckle way off in the distance. You're gonna
Speaker 2: hear Ivan to your hair real quick. Our engineer Ivan
Speaker 2: on the remotes.
Speaker 1: He very famously said famously that the sheep felt the
Speaker 1: most lifelike.
Speaker 2: Oh man, man, that actually happened. That guy went hold only, dude,
Speaker 2: we got to carry seventeen over. Yeah, we'll get to it.
Speaker 2: You want to do that? Yeah, man, I'm enjoying this.
Speaker 2: Kat has put in the time. You the Sweet Listener,
Speaker 2: have voted.
Speaker 1: We have the top twenty four clips of twenty twenty
Speaker 1: four coming up next seventeen through thirteen. On a festive
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve show with the Bitting Skin Show now
Speaker 1: tinety seven point one The Eagle. It is the Ben
Speaker 1: and Skin Show, ninety seven point one The Eagle. It's
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve, Love hanging out with you. I'm Skin,
Speaker 1: He's Kat, she's Christine.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 1: Ben is on vacation until mid twenty twenty five. It's
Speaker 1: amazing how much that guy has gone. But what he's
Speaker 1: missing out on is us talking about how much we
Speaker 1: love her. Toato barbecue delicious Mexicue started out there in
Speaker 1: the eight one seven. They got brick and mortars right
Speaker 1: there at Mansfield and Arlington and then Fort Worth in
Speaker 1: the near south Side area, two spots of globe life.
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty five, they're coming out to the Dallas
Speaker 1: Farmers Market. If you've never had it, you got to
Speaker 1: get the Brisket Tostatas. Brisket Tostatas is where it's at.
Speaker 1: It's like the Dilly Dogs of Mexcue. It's just unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Now KT has put together the top twenty four clips
Speaker 1: of twenty twenty four, as voted on by you, the
Speaker 1: Ben and Skin Eagle listener. But before we get back
Speaker 1: into the countdown, Ksey Kasum style, do you have any
Speaker 1: thing that you would like to add to this presentation?
Speaker 1: Much like that one Arcade Fire song, I'm a bit
Speaker 1: of a reflector, so I do want to look back
Speaker 1: for a second, Okay.
Speaker 2: Like when you look back at the year. Clearly, the
Speaker 2: MAVs going to the finals was the best thing that
Speaker 2: happened in sports. That was D's up for Harambo. Because
Speaker 2: here's the sports world for twenty twenty four. For us
Speaker 2: was in January a terrible Cowboys game at the backers, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I ever got about in the playoffs? Yep? Right, and
Speaker 2: then you have the Rangers coming off World Series. So
Speaker 2: guess what, no one really cares. I liked that, it
Speaker 2: didn't matter. I liked that they took the year off,
Speaker 2: there were seventy eight and eighty four whatever.
Speaker 8: What ever.
Speaker 2: Stars had a deep playoff run. But you know, much
Speaker 2: like always, the Stars have a deep playoff run and
Speaker 2: just couldn't couldn't finish the deal, right, And then you
Speaker 2: go into twenty twenty five. So my question for you
Speaker 2: going into twenty twenty five, Yes, the seasons are already started. Yes,
Speaker 2: whch of our four major teams are more likely to
Speaker 2: win a championship in twenty twenty five? Probably the Cowboys. No,
Speaker 2: technically that would be twenty twenty six, because okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: the twenty twenty five version of the Cowboys with the
Speaker 2: Super Bowl. I still think the Cowboys can win the
Speaker 2: Super Bowl here in a couple months. Well, no, no,
Speaker 2: you shouldn't think that.
Speaker 1: I think it's very much the Stars, really, yes, because
Speaker 1: they have a really good team. What are they third
Speaker 1: in the conference right now? They have a very good team,
Speaker 1: and it's the nature of hockey. I would say the Mavericks.
Speaker 1: But the two reasons I'm not is number one, everyone
Speaker 1: thinks I'm a homer.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you don't want people think of that.
Speaker 1: And then number two, I think it's very difficult in
Speaker 1: a conference as hard as the Western Conference to get
Speaker 1: to the finals and back to back years. If they
Speaker 1: were in the East and they had it like the
Speaker 1: Celtics have it, I'd be like MAVs, MAVs, MAVs. But dude,
Speaker 1: the West is a blood bath. Yeah, but I think
Speaker 1: they have a championship caliber team. I also think the Rangers.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be a great sports here, dude, the.
Speaker 2: Dallas Stars, the Dallas the Dallas Caboys, FC Dallas for
Speaker 2: all of them. All of them are going to do so.
Speaker 2: I think Cristada's gonna have the best twenty twenty five
Speaker 2: I hope. So she's incredible. Look at her in there, man,
Speaker 2: thanking for me. I just think it's a US is
Speaker 2: going to take back the Ryder Cup. Oh there's a
Speaker 2: little twenty twenty five sports preview. He just did that
Speaker 2: whole thing so he could mention Ryder Cup. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: love it so much.
Speaker 1: I want to do something called the Ryder Die Cup. Okay,
Speaker 1: and let's bring it back to DMX's crew. Okay, now
Speaker 1: back to you top seventeen clips of the year. We
Speaker 1: start at twenty four.
Speaker 2: We let our audience vote on these, put them on
Speaker 2: a Google document, and we will pick it up at
Speaker 2: number seventeen. This is something that happened on the show.
Speaker 2: Might be a blooper, might just be something about a
Speaker 2: little funny NBRE seventeen is entitled Stupid Clapping and it's
Speaker 2: based on a drop that we do have in the system.
Speaker 2: It's it's every radio show in America has it a
Speaker 2: little bit of a plause. Yeah, but it's the smattering
Speaker 2: of a plause. And I thought the discussion on this
Speaker 2: was pretty funny. This is the number seventeen cup of
Speaker 2: the year. This is the dumbest drop we have. A
Speaker 2: little bit just came trickling out. It's a weird drop.
Speaker 2: That's a that's a that's an eight person sales meeting.
Speaker 2: Nobody's enthusiastic. They have to clap. And guys, it's Jim's birthday.
Speaker 2: I know we're all very excited. But Brad has made
Speaker 2: progress on the Jungle Jerky deal.
Speaker 5: That's so stupid but funny. That's very the office eight
Speaker 5: person sales.
Speaker 2: You missed the uh the Influencer rally a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks ago because you had to go to Oklahoma City
Speaker 2: for the MAVs game. And it's basically well that I heart.
Speaker 2: All the five or six stations went to a movie
Speaker 2: theater and we have big presentation. We all have powerpoints.
Speaker 2: But there's a speech at the beginning, and I was
Speaker 2: thinking about this clip for one of our leaders, one
Speaker 2: of our fearless leaders, Greg Ashlock, gives a little speech. Look, Greg,
Speaker 2: get us pumped. It's great. But when it's over, no
Speaker 2: one really knows what to do. They put me in
Speaker 2: Christina on the very front row too. Yeah, does anyone
Speaker 2: in the back helping brand up for Greg?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Greg, God love you man.
Speaker 1: By the way, we are lucky to have the great
Speaker 1: Greg Ashlock. He's awesoman. At the Christmas party, which was
Speaker 1: a blast. He brought his lovely wife, Becky and I
Speaker 1: got to finally meet her. We're lucky to have Team Ashlock.
Speaker 1: That it will take us to number sixteen. Okay, this
Speaker 1: one is simply labeled Ben and Katie talk over each other,
Speaker 1: best place to see a tribute man and Lava Canteena.
Speaker 1: They get a lot of like the touring ones, you know,
Speaker 1: the Dan band, who is their own band. I don't
Speaker 1: think there's covers. I've seen them there exactly. That's why
Speaker 1: they're not a band. They do all covers, they do
Speaker 1: covers any originals.
Speaker 4: You guys say everything at the same.
Speaker 2: Time wrestling and they were both saying, did you kill.
Speaker 4: The funniest part of that? Y'all looked at each other
Speaker 4: the entire time.
Speaker 2: I knew like we weren't on the same page at
Speaker 2: all because I mentioned a band specifically because he saw
Speaker 2: them there. That's when That's when things That's when we
Speaker 2: started off road. That reminds me of that bit where
Speaker 2: Fred Arbison and Kristen Wigg make up the song as
Speaker 2: they go and they're trying to they don't know what
Speaker 2: the next one's going to sing. I love to do
Speaker 2: that sometimes, but this was like very simple. And then
Speaker 2: like Lava Canteena, they get a lot of like the
Speaker 2: touring ones, you know, the Damn band, who is their
Speaker 2: own band. I don't think there's playing covers. I've seen
Speaker 2: them there exactly. That's why they're not a cover band. No,
Speaker 2: they do do all covers. They do covers. Do any originals?
Speaker 4: You guys say everything at the same time.
Speaker 2: Off subs and things. That's like the arm wrestling and
Speaker 2: they were both saying did you kill you really couldn't
Speaker 2: remember Bill? Think about that clip that? Think about the
Speaker 2: did you kill Bill Walsh clip? Is it always sounds
Speaker 2: like he's saying, did you kill bow Walsh? What's your
Speaker 2: question for O J.
Speaker 6: Did you.
Speaker 2: Not like he's saying Boat Walsh?
Speaker 6: Wash?
Speaker 2: Oh man?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, what else Kevin has voted on by
Speaker 1: our loyal listenership.
Speaker 2: We're now to number fifteen on the Clip of the
Speaker 2: Year clip show countdown. Oh hell yes, this one involves
Speaker 2: Jeff Skinwaight.
Speaker 1: By the way, before we listen to this, I've got
Speaker 1: a little bit of tear in my eye because I've
Speaker 1: been laughing and I just looked in and Christina was
Speaker 1: wiping a little bit of tear out of that.
Speaker 2: Twenty four comes to an end. We're all sad about
Speaker 2: It's that funny. Here we go. This is a titled
Speaker 2: Skin's Wild sentence. So I am not aware of what
Speaker 2: I've what I am and am not up to date
Speaker 2: on with vaccinations. That was a wild sentence.
Speaker 4: Was longing to get there.
Speaker 2: That was an adventure. Sorry, And it was leading to
Speaker 2: the fun topic of vaccination. Can I hear it again?
Speaker 2: I want to hear if I actually made sense? God,
Speaker 2: So I am not aware of what i've, what I
Speaker 2: am and am not up to date on with vaccinations.
Speaker 2: That was a wild sentence.
Speaker 4: It was longing to get there.
Speaker 2: That was an adventure.
Speaker 7: Sorry.
Speaker 2: So if I were to go back and edit myself,
Speaker 2: it would be I don't know what vaccinations I've had.
Speaker 2: Instead I said that I'm trying to diagram. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2: So I am not aware of what i've, what I am,
Speaker 2: and am not up to date on with Okay, So
Speaker 2: here's the problem is you stopped of what I've of
Speaker 2: what I am not aware of what i've what I am,
Speaker 2: and am not up to date on with vaccinations. That
Speaker 2: was a wild I wanted to get there adventure.
Speaker 7: Sorry.
Speaker 2: I think the first thing that threw me off is
Speaker 2: I was probably thinking, why didn't I just say unaware?
Speaker 2: I should have used that one. I just kept going, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would give you a lot of space to expound
Speaker 2: on that. Either I was boring everybody, it is weird
Speaker 2: that they just gave us a card, though I know
Speaker 2: anybody can keep up with that. I think I still
Speaker 2: have it, but it's all faded off if I remember correctly. Though,
Speaker 2: I do think that that conversation was spawn of I
Speaker 2: went to my dad's house. I was looking for a
Speaker 2: key to get in, and I cut myself on a
Speaker 2: rusty piece of metal, and I was like, I have
Speaker 2: no idea in the last time I had a tetnis shot.
Speaker 2: Do y'all know? Are you up to date on technis shot?
Speaker 2: I got one recently because my doctor was like, asked
Speaker 2: me that question basically, yeah, I was like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: do you even know, like how long a tetnis shot lasts?
Speaker 4: No idea, but yeah, I think I got one in
Speaker 4: elementary school.
Speaker 2: You're not up to date, homie. Well, I asked the
Speaker 2: questions kind of like that though, like, yeah, probably when
Speaker 2: I was a kid, you know, And I don't even
Speaker 2: remember the but it was one of those things I
Speaker 2: just trust the doctor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But also, like I drink so much, I don't
Speaker 1: remember anything that's happened in the last two years. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, did I have a bunch of vaccinations?
Speaker 1: I just don't remember.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard to remember, man, And you go to
Speaker 2: the doctor a lot because the cancer thing.
Speaker 1: I'm going later today. Yeah, I'm gonna celebrate New Year's Eve.
Speaker 1: The doctors are like, man, we gotta stay up with
Speaker 1: this patient. He can only come in at eleven New
Speaker 1: Year's Eve. What else They'll take us to Number fourteen.
Speaker 1: This is a bit of a combo platter right here. Okay,
Speaker 1: can we get it in or do we can get
Speaker 1: it in? Who are you talking to? Talking to Christina?
Speaker 2: We can get it in. They'll let me wed it first.
Speaker 2: The clip to set the hook for is that with
Speaker 2: a hard p at the end. So this is a
Speaker 2: case of both ben and skin at different times, two
Speaker 2: different clips though. Okay, having stomach growl problems. So number
Speaker 2: fourteen Ben in skins stomach growls. You can come into
Speaker 2: my world. I know you've got no money right now,
Speaker 2: I'll give you a route where you go and collect
Speaker 2: money and I'll protect you. You know, you don't have
Speaker 2: to do anything.
Speaker 1: It's just a way for you to get into our world.
Speaker 1: So he goes with this guy to a bar, goes
Speaker 1: to collect the money. You guys are looking at me
Speaker 1: because of the sound was an interesting sound? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think I asked my pants don't have to do anything.
Speaker 2: It's just a way.
Speaker 6: It was.
Speaker 2: Why did I have a mic in my stomach? Terrible? Okay?
Speaker 2: And then Ben thinks sounds It is a piece of
Speaker 2: fried chicken with mozzarella, cheese and pepperoni melted on top
Speaker 2: of it. I just want to say that I haven't
Speaker 2: been this horny for food in a long time. It
Speaker 2: very much looks like Kentucky fried chicken parmesan with pepperoni
Speaker 2: on it. Yeah. And if you took a Chick fil A,
Speaker 2: did you hear that weird noise?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Who made that noise? I don't know who that was?
Speaker 2: Was that Christina? Did you make a weird noise?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: But I did hear it and my mic was not on?
Speaker 2: Okay? Word? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And if you think kids sound like it originated in
Speaker 1: the back of his throat and mine came from his stomach.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, more of that, all right?
Speaker 1: Coming up next, we have what the top thirteen clicks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a New Year's Eve show with Me, Kati and
Speaker 1: Christina on ninety seven point one The Eagle. All right,
Speaker 1: it's the Ben and Skin Show. Ninety seven point one
Speaker 1: The Eagle. It is New Year's Eve and we're having
Speaker 1: a whole hell of a lot of fun. Ben out today.
Speaker 1: It's me, Kat and Christina and KT has gone through
Speaker 1: and done the top twenty four clips of the year
Speaker 1: from the show and then he put it out there
Speaker 1: on the socials. You should be following the Ben and
Speaker 1: Skin Show on all our social media platforms. If you
Speaker 1: go to Beninskin dot com, you can sign up for
Speaker 1: a newsletter and it tells you everything that's going on
Speaker 1: with our show. But then you voted on it and
Speaker 1: Kat has organized it and we're about halfway through and
Speaker 1: we are closing in now on clip number thirteen.
Speaker 2: Kevin. Yeah, And I like doing this because it helps
Speaker 2: UH to archive things a little bit, Like, for instance,
Speaker 2: when we had a couple of days off and we
Speaker 2: heard some best of material. Last week on Friday, we
Speaker 2: did the twenty twenty one clip of the year countdown,
Speaker 2: and I can't tell you how much crap on that
Speaker 2: I've just forgotten about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so when you hear it again, it's kind of
Speaker 1: fun and I just like saving that. I also like
Speaker 1: listening to the four of us laugh. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: it's good memories, good times. And you know, when we're
Speaker 1: lucky enough to go out and do remote shows, whether
Speaker 1: we're at Plockers or all these different places we go
Speaker 1: out to, it's we try to make it a party,
Speaker 1: and we try to have our listeners with us, and
Speaker 1: we're having a good time in laughing. And I've always
Speaker 1: felt like, man, if we're laughing, i bet our listeners
Speaker 1: are laughing too. So I do feel this is a
Speaker 1: good way to.
Speaker 2: End the year when some of these clips do come
Speaker 2: from out on remote, including this one. We are now
Speaker 2: at the top thirteen as we count down to counting
Speaker 2: down the end of twenty twenty four. Everyone be safe tonight.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, ride share if you can. You know, they
Speaker 2: don't need to be drinking and driving. Then don't be
Speaker 2: doing that. Don't do any wild jumps, yeah wild just
Speaker 2: parkour not a good plan. Now this God, Now under
Speaker 2: the rainbow, Yeah, shoot under the rainbow, everybody. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: get you a pot of copper. Number thirteen happened live
Speaker 2: at Reunion Tower, Okay, And I'll tell you that that
Speaker 2: day we had a big crowd of people there for
Speaker 2: our show. That was the real line bunch of the
Speaker 2: the relaunch of the Eagle. So there's also like lots
Speaker 2: of uh, you know people there, and then there's also
Speaker 2: lots of people just taking the Reunion Tower tour, and
Speaker 2: then like lots of iHeart executives and people. So pretty
Speaker 2: good audience. You will see, and this happened the first
Speaker 2: segment of the relaunch of the Eagle. You will see
Speaker 2: how this joke by Jeff skin Wade absolutely one over
Speaker 2: the entire Metroplex. All right, yep, Skin's condem sense joke
Speaker 2: I've known been his whole life, and his whole life
Speaker 2: Bends big three has been Reunion Tower, Big Tex and
Speaker 2: the condom sense on mocking. He always said three most
Speaker 2: iconic things in Dallas, and I said, that's where I
Speaker 2: spend my most time, right, Okay, okay, we're just talking
Speaker 2: about the landmarks. With the landmarks in town, you know,
Speaker 2: we don't have a lot. It's that one steer in
Speaker 2: Fort Worth, what is it, South Fork, Reunion Tower definitely
Speaker 2: one of them, the giant penis downtown and the crowd. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is again I've known been his whole life, and
Speaker 2: his whole life. Ben's big three has been Reunion Tower,
Speaker 2: Big Text and the condem sense on mocking Gaffigan. He
Speaker 2: always said three most iconic things in Dallas, and I said,
Speaker 2: that's where I spend my most time. Oh right, okay,
Speaker 2: it's a hearty laughter. It's a great joke, thanks man.
Speaker 2: So I didn't go higher. Huh? That thirteenth about all
Speaker 2: you do? Yeah, gets to the top half of the countdown. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well it's just on the outside looking in. That's all right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a waterfall of laughter. God, Ben almost fell off the tower.
Speaker 2: Is dangling. He hates dangling. It's his biggest fear. Number twelve. Yep,
Speaker 2: another one happening live on remote. This happened chalk Taw
Speaker 2: a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Okay, God, we had a lot of success at that
Speaker 1: chalk Taw. We did, and we always do, and we'll
Speaker 1: be doing that more in twenty twenty five. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we got lots of shows coming up at Chalkdaw. Did
Speaker 1: I tell you guys, the last two times my daughter
Speaker 1: likes to go to chalk Taw. She's right up the
Speaker 1: road from us the last two times, and she goes
Speaker 1: and she does like I don't even know, it's like
Speaker 1: eighty cent slots or something. I don't even just like real.
Speaker 1: The last two times she's she's gone. She's left with
Speaker 1: fifteen hundred dollars combined.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: She's playing penny slot and max betting or something like that,
Speaker 2: doing a ton of bets.
Speaker 1: Her boyfriend's getting his ass handed to him at the
Speaker 1: blackjack table and she's just cranking on slots.
Speaker 2: She's making money. Amazing, it's amazing. My last two times
Speaker 2: they're combined, No joke, folks up eleven hundred on blackjack.
Speaker 4: Look at wow, when did our own little smattering apply?
Speaker 2: Thank you there. That's my number nine moment of twenty
Speaker 2: twenty four is KT confiding And that's how much money
Speaker 2: he's winning. So if you missed this earlier in the
Speaker 2: show though, where we had a clip from this, we
Speaker 2: were doing a show outside the food court and the League,
Speaker 2: the wonderful bar jeez in the League, ah that place. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but there was a bunch of old people who are
Speaker 2: going to be singing some Christmas carols, so people definitely
Speaker 2: above seventy, about twenty to thirty of them, and they
Speaker 2: were kind of sound checking because they were going to
Speaker 2: start when our show, and we got an appearance from
Speaker 2: the Great Christmas Carol and I hope our listeners get
Speaker 2: to hear it, you know, through the speakers. Did you
Speaker 2: call me? Oh hello, how are you? It's Gridma, No,
Speaker 2: it's me Christmas Carol.
Speaker 9: Oh okay Carol. Yeah, Hi Christmas Carol, Christmas time. So
Speaker 9: am I What are you guys going to be singing tonight?
Speaker 9: Well we're going to sing a lot of Christmas classics? Okay,
Speaker 9: like what like Grandma got run over by a raindey? Oh,
Speaker 9: kind of a sad one for you. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 9: I never had any children. No, no, that's very So
Speaker 9: why were you unable not to get into your business?
Speaker 9: Were you unable to have kids? Did you just never
Speaker 9: find love?
Speaker 2: Well? I didn't love men. Well okay, all right, but
Speaker 2: getting a look at you, but you didn't. I'm changing.
Speaker 2: I want you to treat me like a like buttons. Okay,
Speaker 2: well you still have your gird. I gotta go, she goes,
Speaker 2: she's got to get ready. So they're getting ready to
Speaker 2: do their thing here. So that's pretty love Christmas Carol.
Speaker 2: It's so tense because they could all hear us. Well
Speaker 2: you know what, maybe they couldn't if you think about
Speaker 2: the age. Yeah, the ones who had high powered hearing
Speaker 2: aids were all looking over.
Speaker 4: Hearing aids are impressive, Katie, Yeah, I run over by here.
Speaker 2: It wasn't for me. I didn't have children because she
Speaker 2: didn't love men. Christmas Carol always great when she stops
Speaker 2: by the show. Yeah, we'll have her next year. I'm
Speaker 2: sure number eleven on the countdown has vote on our listeners.
Speaker 2: We could have had a character named New Year's Eve
Speaker 2: lovely lady that likes it still some time, all right,
Speaker 2: we'll see what happens later in the show. Uh. This
Speaker 2: one is simply titled Ben can't say the word funk?
Speaker 6: Can you?
Speaker 2: Can you check that? Benny? Check that moment on it
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 1: Live coverage of Ben checking to see if Uptown Funk
Speaker 1: is listed under mark ronson Mark ronson uptown?
Speaker 2: What good get that?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Hey? Hey said the word the right way? I said,
Speaker 2: lean in all the way on the end. You get
Speaker 2: out there and you scrub your mouth right now up
Speaker 2: town phone. Don't give it to you, ah, Ben? What
Speaker 2: a year of having to dump Ben?
Speaker 4: Like you said earlier, you don't expect him to be
Speaker 4: the one to say something like that. I perk up, like,
Speaker 4: what what did you just say?
Speaker 8: Ben?
Speaker 2: I know and and write whatever he does it every
Speaker 2: advertise A I was listening. Yeah, just right at that moment,
Speaker 2: you could feel a gene just put his head in
Speaker 2: his hands. Oh my god, Ice is at the end.
Speaker 2: Well this one more time. That was kind of fun.
Speaker 2: Can you can you check that annyon? Turn that moment
Speaker 2: on it right now?
Speaker 1: Live coverage of Ben checking to see if Uptown Funk
Speaker 1: is listed under mark ronson Mark ronson uptown What good?
Speaker 2: Get that? What?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 2: Hey said the word the right way? I lean in
Speaker 2: all the way on the end. You get out there
Speaker 2: and you scrub your mouth right now, town phone, don't
Speaker 2: give it.
Speaker 4: To you sound the worst when he says that.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite things that happens is when something
Speaker 2: that could get us in trouble happens. Almost every time.
Speaker 2: Christina goes Jesus, oh man, Now we have little their
Speaker 2: way into the top ten. Oh have we really clips
Speaker 2: of the year here? That's huge. It's voted on by
Speaker 2: our listeners. Who are they this would be there's many,
Speaker 2: there are thousands, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands. There
Speaker 2: was a friend of yours who had a movie premiere
Speaker 2: in Garland and you were promoting that aside from something
Speaker 2: else to It's very strange, but one of Skin's new catchphrases,
Speaker 2: this is going to be incredible. I'm very excited. And again,
Speaker 2: I just I didn't want to. If you want to
Speaker 2: go to Garland tonight, go to Garland tonight. What I
Speaker 2: don't know, man. If you want to go to Garland tonight,
Speaker 2: go to Garland at the Garland Civic Theater at eight pm.
Speaker 2: Pull that ye want to go to Gland tonight, go
Speaker 2: to Garland to night.
Speaker 1: But the amount of give up, Okay, here's here's the
Speaker 1: problem with the give up one. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: if it was open to the public. Like, we just
Speaker 1: started talking about it. It was this movie that me
Speaker 1: and groups were in and we had very small parts,
Speaker 1: and I hadn't seen the movie and it was a premiere,
Speaker 1: and I didn't know if it was open to the
Speaker 1: public or not. We started talking about it, and so
Speaker 1: then I'm in that mode of going, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I'm allowed to promote this.
Speaker 2: I don't even really know that much about it. Later
Speaker 2: in the show I found out it was not open
Speaker 2: to the public. No, I don't know, man, I just
Speaker 2: if you didn't want to if you want to go
Speaker 2: to Garland tonight, go to Garland tonight. What I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: If you want to go to Garland tonight, go to
Speaker 2: Garland at the Garland Civic Theater at eight pm. Pull that.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. Anytime she punctuates anything with the mosquito,
Speaker 2: it makes me laugh.
Speaker 7: That's good.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. We'll get us too. I think we
Speaker 2: should save the five o'clock hour for the top eight
Speaker 2: in honor of Troy. Yeah, let's get this a number nine.
Speaker 2: As voted on barlisteners, this clip is called blue chew alert.
Speaker 2: So do you think that our wives should get blue
Speaker 2: chew alerts? Okay, every time we pop one us a
Speaker 2: heads up on a swivel. Literally, they want to stay
Speaker 2: the night out with your friend's night. Yeah, a blue
Speaker 2: choo has been consumed. What happens as you get married?
Speaker 2: Kevin is there? Let They don't want that. That's bad.
Speaker 2: That's bad for that to happen in their lives, they
Speaker 2: need to run. Really. Yeah, I thought they got like
Speaker 2: pleasures out of it that extended until my wife has
Speaker 2: an experienced pleasure in decades at least by my hand. Yeah,
Speaker 2: now your hand right at the very end, someone dropped
Speaker 2: a dish.
Speaker 4: They're blue.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming that was a pluckers. Yeah, probably had a
Speaker 2: real pluck it. I don't think Pluggers would have dropped it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Pluggers never drops dishes. Doesn't happen, all right, So there
Speaker 2: you go.
Speaker 1: That is clip number twenty four through clips number nine,
Speaker 1: we have the top eight still to go here on
Speaker 1: the New Year's Eve extravaganza that is the Ben and
Speaker 1: Skin Show.
Speaker 2: Now, don't forget tomorrow. Well, we will be off for
Speaker 2: New Year's Day.
Speaker 1: We'll have rock music all day long, and then we'll
Speaker 1: be back for our first official show of twenty twenty
Speaker 1: five on Thursday, all of us back together again. Ben
Speaker 1: after his six months of vacation, we'll be back, and
Speaker 1: then we'll be on for maybe one day.
Speaker 2: We haven't heard yet. We'll figure all that out.
Speaker 1: But anyways, we still have an hour to go, big
Speaker 1: five o'clock hour. The top eight clips of the year,
Speaker 1: as voted on by you, the sweet Ben and Skin
Speaker 1: listener Here on ninety seven point one The Eagle. Happy
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve, everybody, it's the Ben in Skin Show
Speaker 1: nine one point one The Eagle, Thanks for hanging out
Speaker 1: with us. Big five o'clock hour as we're doing our
Speaker 1: countdown of the clips of the year here on the
Speaker 1: Ben and Skin show is voted by you the listener.
Speaker 1: We have our top eight still to go, but I
Speaker 1: know people are in that mode they're making, you know,
Speaker 1: new Year's resolutions. You should resolve to eat more. Andrew's
Speaker 1: American Pizza Kitchen in twenty twenty five places badass.
Speaker 2: How do I know? I've been there?
Speaker 1: But also, like all the listeners voted at best pizzeria
Speaker 1: in the Dallas Fort Worth area as part of the
Speaker 1: Dallas Morning News, readers pulled number one. Think about how
Speaker 1: many badass pizza joints there are, and Andrew's got number one.
Speaker 1: That is so cool, So happy for those good folks
Speaker 1: because they make delicious pizza. They have awesome pasta. They
Speaker 1: got five different styles of pizza. You gotta try them all.
Speaker 1: Start with the Dallas Pizza that's theirs. That's the one
Speaker 1: that you know they did. Uh, and then a great
Speaker 1: bar too. Dude, it's you know, there's an hour left
Speaker 1: of our show and then dinner time. Maybe you can
Speaker 1: make it to Andrews tonight on New Year's Eve. Andrew's
Speaker 1: American pizza kitchen. All right, let's get back down to
Speaker 1: the countdown and here is our very own Casey casem
Speaker 1: on the bench and skin show Kevin K. T.
Speaker 2: Turner much like Casey Case, Yes, can all fight over
Speaker 2: the remains of my body, ship me across America back
Speaker 2: and forth until we finally find out who owns this. Okay,
Speaker 2: explain that to Christina. She knows the story. Do you
Speaker 2: know the story?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 4: He was cremated and then there was a fight for
Speaker 4: his remains.
Speaker 2: Good job, she was so uncertain of that she was
Speaker 2: just piecing it together with your half assed thing.
Speaker 1: It did remind me, though, one of the things I
Speaker 1: would love to do is my dying wish would be
Speaker 1: for you guys to cremate me in all three of
Speaker 1: y'all have to snort me.
Speaker 2: You've already done the thing with the ashes into your head,
Speaker 2: and then your daughter's gender husband at the time is
Speaker 2: going to skeet shoot you, and then you will know
Speaker 2: and the color of my remains will be the gender room.
Speaker 2: We also decided that your lips would be really chat
Speaker 2: and open. Here's me Who's who was your countdown person
Speaker 2: growing up? His was clearly Casey case and.
Speaker 4: That's a good question. I don't know who my cat
Speaker 4: because I thought Ryan Seacrest immediately.
Speaker 1: Okah, the terse Yeah, okay, I thought, y'all I'm Rick D's.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought y'alls would be Eric from the Grind.
Speaker 1: It was Rick D's in the Weekly top forty yep,
Speaker 1: and now it's secrests. Yeah, I'm gonna listen to Seacrest
Speaker 1: this week.
Speaker 2: Uh, number eight. Now, these are clips, bloopers whatever, you know,
Speaker 2: A bunch of clips from our show cataloged and put
Speaker 2: on a Google document. Our listeners got on there and
Speaker 2: they voted based on the description of it. Good job, everybody.
Speaker 2: So they didn't listen. They just looked at a name
Speaker 2: of something they voted on that looks funny. Yeah, her
Speaker 2: got their eye, and there we go. That is the
Speaker 2: half assed nature of this dumb show. It's democracy really.
Speaker 2: Number eight on the Clip show Countdown. Okay, I like
Speaker 2: that title. Bene review of Broke Back Mountain. Broke Back
Speaker 2: Mountain hit theaters on this day in two thousand and five.
Speaker 2: I wish I knew how to quit. You never ever quit, guys?
Speaker 5: Why why don't you just let me be?
Speaker 2: Huh? Why so serious? Because you jacked. I'm like this,
Speaker 2: Jake Jillenhall. That was a really good scene from that movie.
Speaker 2: They were having such a hard time getting their words
Speaker 2: out because it's such an emotional scene. It's hard when
Speaker 2: you're how good you yeah?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: They just beat the crap out of each other during
Speaker 2: sexcusey you have you ever seen it? But just say it?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 2: What'd you think?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: It was gay?
Speaker 6: It was.
Speaker 10: Turned into the Eric Andre sucks Manksey, that was so funny.
Speaker 2: You know, he's the one guy he thought he might
Speaker 2: like break it down, like what was the storyline of
Speaker 2: the movie or like, you know, what was the deeper me?
Speaker 2: Did you see it? Have you ever seen it? But
Speaker 2: just say it, man, what'd you think? It was? Gay?
Speaker 2: It was rip cad muscles I turned into the Ericndre
Speaker 2: show sucks many. Oh man, that is some funny ass stuff.
Speaker 2: Number eight Ben did that for Troy. Oh man. I'm
Speaker 2: happy right now.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 2: I'm happy on New Year's Eve. I'm gonna enjoy New
Speaker 2: Year's Eve because of this. It clips twenty fourth through
Speaker 2: nine didn't quite do it for you, No, man, we
Speaker 2: got to get to the heavy hitters now. Number eight.
Speaker 2: I feel pretty good but I can I ask you
Speaker 2: a quick question, yes, because you know the big reveal.
Speaker 1: Christina and I don't know the reveal. We don't know
Speaker 1: the top seven clips. From your perspective, you, Kevin Turner,
Speaker 1: do you agree? I will say that I do right,
Speaker 1: agree with number one. That's exciting, top clip of the year.
Speaker 1: I actually agree with number one and two.
Speaker 2: Yep. From there, think about ranking the clips, Okay, I
Speaker 2: mean Kawhi when he's healthy. Yeah, number seven, Pudge. You know,
Speaker 2: luckily we have Mark Scott and Gene supporting the show
Speaker 2: Love Franklin Frankel, and you should all when you're you know,
Speaker 2: doing live spots for them, you should really focus in
Speaker 2: and do it for Mark Scott and Gene and our audience.
Speaker 2: Number seven live spot Pretzel Bag. They were voted best
Speaker 2: in Town by their clients. You know, they won all
Speaker 2: these different awards, and so what's happening over here? Nothing?
Speaker 2: What are you doing to focus? I can't focus. What
Speaker 2: are you trying to trying to open it for Mark
Speaker 2: Scott and Gene? Damn it, I'm just trying to get
Speaker 2: this pretzel bag open. What are you put pretzels on
Speaker 2: your salad for? I'm not putting pretzels on my salad.
Speaker 2: I need a condiment. So the side piece. The thing
Speaker 2: about the Frankels, though, is that they're so good. Why
Speaker 2: can't you open it? Do you want me to? Everybody
Speaker 2: want to? I can open it. It's been open. Do
Speaker 2: you want to eat a pretzel? Eat a pretzel? Listen?
Speaker 2: I got in a horrible wreck one more than I
Speaker 2: called the frame for a good that is good. So glad.
Speaker 4: I need a condiment. It's a weird thing to say
Speaker 4: a pretzel bag.
Speaker 2: So something that desfice the salad up. He was trying
Speaker 2: to do the spot, and you know, I mean usually
Speaker 2: when we're doing spots, I'm not gonna be talking for
Speaker 2: thirty seconds, so I'm not just sitting there staring at Ben.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm you know, I'm kind of getting ready
Speaker 2: for what I'm gonna do. But like, all right, we're
Speaker 2: to break. I'm gonna be eating some pretzels, and man,
Speaker 2: that just shot his wheels off. Do it for Mark
Speaker 2: Scott and Gene trying to open it for Mark Scott
Speaker 2: and Gene. Dammit, that should be the end of every Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh man, Well from that tension to a little marriage tension,
Speaker 2: big release. Clip number six involves Ben's wife Cat. Hell, yeah,
Speaker 2: my wife doesn't typically take my calls a problem. Do
Speaker 2: you want me to call her? Let's see if you
Speaker 2: call her if she's busy, man, she's only got an
Speaker 2: hour till you get home. That is incredible. US wants
Speaker 2: nothing to do with it, but someone else calls got
Speaker 2: it on the first ring.
Speaker 4: It was almost just like a hang up of media.
Speaker 4: As soon as his name pop, it was.
Speaker 5: Like I did.
Speaker 2: I might have did a small amount of editing to
Speaker 2: that clip, but it was within that sixty seconds. I
Speaker 2: could when he hung up that you called her. I
Speaker 2: could play this up for radio.
Speaker 1: But in his defense, one of the things that he
Speaker 1: maintains is that Kat is a person that never has
Speaker 1: her phone on her. Yeah, so, like I don't know
Speaker 1: if she just doesn't have pockets or what. So she
Speaker 1: probably heard the phone ring and came in from the
Speaker 1: next room. And then I followed up and she was
Speaker 1: finally in the room near her phone.
Speaker 2: Yes, it almost exposes us as the problem, because how
Speaker 2: often do we not have our phone on us? Never? Right?
Speaker 2: Like I know, like my parents, for instance, they they
Speaker 2: just may or may not. You never know. It could
Speaker 2: be days before they see their phone again. Very likely.
Speaker 2: It's very likely that if I call them, they're not
Speaker 2: going to answer.
Speaker 1: Well, so what I do now is my dad as
Speaker 1: I call him first or text him first, I wait
Speaker 1: a few minutes and then I hit up his wife
Speaker 1: and she's right there together.
Speaker 2: I think that's I think there's an age though, Like
Speaker 2: I think I don't know what the number is. Maybe
Speaker 2: it's forty five, maybe it's a little bit older. Hey,
Speaker 2: I'm fifty three, dude. Well, yeah, but you're you know,
Speaker 2: you're doing a million things and you're in the game.
Speaker 2: Here I am in the game. But but I think
Speaker 2: like after that age forty whatever, it is, forty eight whatever.
Speaker 2: I do think it's the second my people is just
Speaker 2: not habitual to them to be have their phone on them.
Speaker 2: I think it's they grow up with it. Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it's more mid mid to late fifty. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe I'm just sitting here realizing how old you
Speaker 2: think I am.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: Christina, this Cowboys season, how has it been for you?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 4: It's been I mean, besides the whole Dack injury, it
Speaker 4: was really fun. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she actually liked so the story lines the sun,
Speaker 2: the stadium falling.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's always drama no matter what, which makes it interesting.
Speaker 2: She likes injuries to the defense.
Speaker 4: I don't like injuries.
Speaker 2: The injury to the defense. Actually, Kavanaugh is a guy
Speaker 2: that kind of celebrates injuries. One of his weird once
Speaker 2: all right, well, number five takes us to some Cowboys
Speaker 2: content with Christina because uh, for some reason, uh, we're
Speaker 2: gonna let her thought to break. Okay, so here we go.
Speaker 2: It looks like Christina four bend three skin two and
Speaker 2: uh to win this, Christina, I guess you get to
Speaker 2: tease in that segment.
Speaker 4: Coming up next, The Latest in the Cowboys. I was
Speaker 4: trying to think of what actual segments up.
Speaker 2: I want to use that every day going into this segment. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, fantastic, congratulations Christy.
Speaker 4: There sounds like there's something in my throat. We've got
Speaker 4: a little bubble voice going on or something coming up next.
Speaker 4: The Latest in the Cowboys.
Speaker 2: The Latest in the just whatever's happening inside them, let's
Speaker 2: get to it.
Speaker 4: What's funny you guys always handle the teases. So I'm
Speaker 4: immediately like okay, about to turn over and like get
Speaker 4: whatever drops I marked or whatever, and.
Speaker 2: I can't tell you how often I never know if
Speaker 2: Ben's got a teas written down or not. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: I just okay, because I'm not planning it. If I'm not,
Speaker 2: you know, there's a time we are running the show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I planned out the teases.
Speaker 1: And what happens is it's kind of like what happened
Speaker 1: on that Franklin Frankel commercial. You have habits and then
Speaker 1: you just start thinking about whatever you're going to do
Speaker 1: next because the ball's not coming your way, and suddenly
Speaker 1: the ball's in your hands.
Speaker 4: You know what's coming up next? With the cowboys, let's
Speaker 4: go or in them? Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Bubble Voice number four, Ben's bubble voice, charming
Speaker 2: tint Man and the daughter of Lenny Kravitz, Zoe Kravitz
Speaker 2: A were together. They have been together for many years. Like,
Speaker 2: hey together, Okay, what were living together? Got you're that
Speaker 2: again of Lenny Kravitz Zoe Kravitz ay were together? They
Speaker 2: together for many years. My favorite man. So that takes
Speaker 2: us to the top three.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do it for Dale, all right, coming up next,
Speaker 1: We're gonna do it for Dale. It's The Ben and
Speaker 1: Skid Show ninety seven point one.
Speaker 2: The Eagle on.
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Speaker 1: final segment of twenty twenty four, was about that. Before
Speaker 1: we get to all that, I do want to say.
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Speaker 2: We're just we're expanding in that way.
Speaker 1: We're in a lot of restaurants and bars, places like
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Speaker 1: better in twenty twenty five. Thank you so much to
Speaker 1: everybody who's been a part of that. All right, so,
Speaker 1: all show long, we've been doing the top twenty four
Speaker 1: clips from the Ben and Skin Show is voted on
Speaker 1: by you, the Ben and Skin Eagle listener, and we
Speaker 1: have whittled it down to the top three. Now, Kevin
Speaker 1: kind of explained your process on how we got to
Speaker 1: hear well.
Speaker 2: When something happens, we pretty much keep that audio, I mean,
Speaker 2: Christina do and then filter through it and then put
Speaker 2: them up on a Google doc just the label, which
Speaker 2: is interesting, so maybe some stuff left out of this
Speaker 2: countdown that should have been on there. And then our
Speaker 2: listeners go in and vote and then I just did
Speaker 2: it like that. It is a full democracy right here.
Speaker 2: And were you happy with the results? You know that's
Speaker 2: really not for me to decide. Well, if I asked
Speaker 2: you the question, I kind of is Okay, I'm happy
Speaker 2: with number one and number two. The big question mark
Speaker 2: on this is number three. Okay. Do you know do
Speaker 2: you know what these art? Christina? No, I don't either.
Speaker 2: I didn't tell anybody, Okay. So I did this a
Speaker 2: few times in various locations where I'd kind of just
Speaker 2: cold call a city hall or a city council member
Speaker 2: if there was a story. I already disagree with you.
Speaker 2: I love it when you do this. Well, you never know,
Speaker 2: like sometimes it's a it's usually about a loose animal.
Speaker 2: We had, you know, we had a python on the loose.
Speaker 2: We had uh a water buffalo one time. But I
Speaker 2: was calling uh the city of More, Oklahoma, oh, because
Speaker 2: they had a for lack of a better term, a
Speaker 2: dildo bandit. Okay, they had a person who was or
Speaker 2: a group of persons who was putting that phallic object
Speaker 2: on traffic lights, on stop signs. One was on the
Speaker 2: side of a walmart. Do you can't do that?
Speaker 1: Because you do that and you look up and suddenly
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of horny gals running towards the traffic light.
Speaker 1: By the way, I love the character Lou Snannimal. I
Speaker 1: think we need to work that guy in. Hey, it's
Speaker 1: me Lou s Animal. That's how you're gonna end twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four. No, I got more craft. There's like ten
Speaker 1: minutes left on the segment. Trust me, I got terrible
Speaker 1: stuff for you. Come reach arounds like that.
Speaker 2: Well, I uh, usually it ends up fine, all right, Ben,
Speaker 2: Usually it ends up fine, But this one did not
Speaker 2: because of the circumstances. I call random city hall person
Speaker 2: just to say, hey, have we found our villains? Here
Speaker 2: we go city Manager's office. Hi, uh, did y'all ever
Speaker 2: find And I'm sorry this is a little bit crass,
Speaker 2: but I'm just looking for more information to Space is
Speaker 2: solved from back in January. You know there was a
Speaker 2: quote unquote dildo bandit.
Speaker 6: I don't know anything about that.
Speaker 2: Actually, oh yeah, it was a big story back in
Speaker 2: January where someone was putting these just awful, just oh
Speaker 2: the most crude objects and posting them everywhere.
Speaker 7: Everyone was.
Speaker 2: On the traffic light. One was posted like attached to
Speaker 2: a Walmart. You didn't see this news story, really, no,
Speaker 2: I didn't do. You not even live in more Oklahoma.
Speaker 2: This was huge news.
Speaker 6: Wow, I just have a sick person that I'm caring
Speaker 6: for outside of work, so I don't know.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Okay, I appreciate that.
Speaker 6: So I can see if somebody else knows, you know,
Speaker 6: what happened with that, or possibly I can give you
Speaker 6: to the police department and I can answer that question.
Speaker 6: I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you very much. Okay, just a moment, No,
Speaker 2: but it's fine, all right. That was very much that.
Speaker 2: I don't know that I agree with the inference that
Speaker 2: caregivers don't follow the news. Yeah, maybe you know.
Speaker 4: Well, it's the fact that she he called her because
Speaker 4: she works, you know, with the government whenever City Hall,
Speaker 4: the city hall. But she's saying, hey, I'm taking care
Speaker 4: of someone. So no, I'm not at work right now.
Speaker 4: I'm not keeping up with everything. But what killed me
Speaker 4: all like right at the beginning was Katie's whisper voice.
Speaker 4: She was whispering like, oh, hi, let's hear that.
Speaker 2: Hi. Did y'all ever find And I'm trying to sweet
Speaker 2: like sweeten up, like how do you say? Yeah, you
Speaker 2: know that's what Ben calls cubicle voice. Yeah, I felt
Speaker 2: I felt bad about it. But also you're right. I
Speaker 2: mean she works at city Hall. You should know now.
Speaker 2: To be totally fair, this is like September and I
Speaker 2: was calling about that event from January for no reason,
Speaker 2: so maybe she had forgotten. Yeah, oh that's so good,
Speaker 2: but it hits your lips. I apologize, I think, and uh,
Speaker 2: we're not going to bother the police about that. Number two.
Speaker 2: You might have heard of these guys. It is Carl
Speaker 2: Spoon and Rational Bill. Hell, yes, the Sports Inferno. They're back.
Speaker 2: They had a Chiefs blogger on a guy named Joe
Speaker 2: early in twenty twenty four. I'm guessing around the playoff time.
Speaker 2: That makes sense. So here's a little clip from Chiefs
Speaker 2: blogger Joe, who was awesome, and Carl Spoon and Rational Bill.
Speaker 7: It's a personal situation and I'd rather not talk about
Speaker 7: it around my work colleagues. Can I call you back.
Speaker 7: I'm in the middle of interviewing a guy about the
Speaker 7: Chiefs right now. It's I do a radio show. You're
Speaker 7: on the You're kind of on the air pre recording
Speaker 7: right now, but I've stepped over to the side.
Speaker 2: Can you but we could still hear your bill?
Speaker 7: You just have some privacy, Can you have to give
Speaker 7: me these results right now. There's no other way. I
Speaker 7: can call you right back. Okay, just give them to me.
Speaker 7: Very fascinating. Okay, oh okay, I will hurry up, come
Speaker 7: on bell and say I will speak to every partner.
Speaker 5: Thing.
Speaker 7: I haven't had a partner, so it's not a problem. Well,
Speaker 7: I had to have one partner to be in the situation.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, thank you, hanging on now, goodbye. Okay, guys,
Speaker 2: everything's fine. The doctor said everything's great. What are you
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 7: It's personal and because of hippo laws, I don't have
Speaker 7: to tell you.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was the doctor. It was just the doctor's office,
Speaker 2: someone from the staff. But everything's fine. Let's jump back
Speaker 2: into the Chiefs. Do you like Taylor Swift? I love
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift and everything she's brought to Chiefs King. We've
Speaker 2: become America's team. We've kind of been a way overtaken
Speaker 2: the Cowboys.
Speaker 6: If I'm being honest with you, I can't lie.
Speaker 2: I'm a little distracted. Is that a serious? It almost
Speaker 2: not like it as TD. Oh no, I'm serious to death. No, No,
Speaker 2: you're not you Joe, Wait, Joe, you haventd not yet,
Speaker 2: but I'm serious to death. Ah got it? That's a
Speaker 2: funny acronym. Did you get it? Bill, I'm very distracted
Speaker 2: from some news. I just I'm not gonna wrap it up.
Speaker 2: That's funny through but I just having fun with Joe.
Speaker 2: Joe's a good guy.
Speaker 4: Joe serious to death.
Speaker 2: Oh he delivered it twice too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to make sure y'all got no, Joe was awesome.
Speaker 4: Didn't we call him live on the show after that?
Speaker 2: I think we did. I think we had a follow
Speaker 2: up with Joe. Let's get Joe on today? How much
Speaker 2: time is left? Just didn't feel like the time would
Speaker 2: work out. Yeah, And I'm not sure if that's the
Speaker 2: bow you would have put on twenty twenty four. With
Speaker 2: four minutes left in the show, We're gonna throw Joe
Speaker 2: on from Kansas City that we haven't talked about. Can't
Speaker 2: they repeat repeat? That was a good uh Okay, No,
Speaker 2: it was a good uh angle though to just you
Speaker 2: know Bill, We're still going to record, right, like, Joe's
Speaker 2: got to hang on hold while Bill's talking to the doctor.
Speaker 2: He had to take that call because it was a
Speaker 2: results base. Yeah. I did enjoy that, So really, what
Speaker 2: it's about to happen, Christina, We're about to.
Speaker 4: Get the number one clip from all of twenty twenty
Speaker 4: four Benskin show.
Speaker 2: I mean we had Ben talking about raisin bread number
Speaker 2: twenty four, Skin called me a Native American. He made
Speaker 2: a Garth Brooks joke. Ben's made a joke about cuckled
Speaker 2: with our friend Adam Kack. Can we say that Adam Kack?
Speaker 2: I didn't know if we could identify a listener under
Speaker 2: the rainbow. I mean, there's so many, so good. It
Speaker 2: takes us to number one when it hits your ears
Speaker 2: a New Year's resolutions, guys, I'm just teasing the audience
Speaker 2: and wetting the beak.
Speaker 1: I resolved to use the phrase wet the beak more
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: That's great?
Speaker 4: Is it quite a bit?
Speaker 2: Though my beak? He doesn't. Yeah, he's saying it in
Speaker 2: the hole an hour ago. Do you mind if I
Speaker 2: wet my beak? I always like feeding the geese. There's
Speaker 2: always one of the good ones. That's like a masturbatory reference.
Speaker 2: No between. You go to the park and break out
Speaker 2: the missus bards and sprinkling God, you do it in
Speaker 2: the park number one, Yes, Ben's iHeart moment. Ye of
Speaker 2: course live at Pluckers so good.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: This thing is for the words FA Now I have
Speaker 2: top eight answers on the boarding. What are they? What
Speaker 2: professional football team has the most dedicated fans iHeart? Former
Speaker 2: ticker Cam Dicker is now a Charger.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 2: The brain just broke in real time. The last thing
Speaker 2: he saw on his phone was an iHeart email and
Speaker 2: he yelled out, iHeart. This is amazing. Of all his
Speaker 2: terrible moments, this is maybe number one.
Speaker 8: That's not the whole game.
Speaker 2: That was so break from Akerman. That's a good new
Speaker 2: iHeart promo though, What has been thinking about iHeart? It
Speaker 2: was crazy. His buzzword was supposed to be f u
Speaker 2: kt yep, and he went with professional football team has
Speaker 2: the most dedicated fansart iHeart former kicker I mean, and
Speaker 2: he really was looking at his phone like he was
Speaker 2: I think he was responding to an iHeart email. He was, well,
Speaker 2: this is happening. He's looking at his phone responding to
Speaker 2: a salesperson email. Wow. The same staking for the worst
Speaker 2: football Now I have top eight xers on the board.
Speaker 2: They email professional football team has the most dedicated fans
Speaker 2: at iHeart.
Speaker 1: Former and that was the number one clip as voted
Speaker 1: on by you the sweet listener on the Ben and
Speaker 1: Skin Show in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: Fantastic, that's fantastic. It is all right. That is going
Speaker 2: to do it for us for the whole.
Speaker 1: We'll be back on Thursday, January second, because we are
Speaker 1: off tomorrow. But I want to thank each and every
Speaker 1: one of you for efing with us this year. We
Speaker 1: had so much fun looking forward to twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: You guys have been wonderful. Thanks for interacting.
Speaker 2: Again.
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Speaker 1: All right, that's gonna do it for us. I'll never
Speaker 1: forget the time. KT said this at the end of
Speaker 1: the new year. I think people who know how to code,
Speaker 1: I think they can do some stuff.
Speaker 2: God that was brilliant. More rock music next here on
Speaker 2: the eagle. Here you going, well, I want to get
Speaker 2: my sock back, dude, all right,