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Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong when I say this, because I
Speaker 3: think it's cool. What the US Postal Service announced that
Speaker 3: they will be issuing some new stamps this year. The
Speaker 3: one that caught my attention. There will be a SpongeBob
Speaker 3: SquarePants stamp available this year. I think that's great. Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I think it's awesome. But on the other hand, I
Speaker 3: have to ask this.
Speaker 2: If you get something from somebody with that.
Speaker 3: No, No, I'd happily sent If I ever have to
Speaker 3: mail something, I would happily put a SpongeBob and square
Speaker 3: Pants stamp on there.
Speaker 1: It's almost like a dude sending an emoji to another dude.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. It's kind of unprofessional if
Speaker 1: you're getting that letter, oh neat.
Speaker 3: They're also going to be putting out for those with
Speaker 3: young kids who do bedtime stories, the classic good Night
Speaker 3: Moon story that many of us read to our children
Speaker 3: when they were young, a stamp fashioned after some of
Speaker 3: the pictures from that.
Speaker 2: I remember that. Are they gonna have a Jimmy Buffett stamp.
Speaker 3: I'm just telling you about the ones that were announced.
Speaker 2: I don't know the answers. No, I take it.
Speaker 3: I don't. They may have already done one for all.
Speaker 3: But this is the quest. Why does the Post Office
Speaker 3: even bother paying money to design new stamps? Aren't they
Speaker 3: like all sorts of debt right now? Just just do
Speaker 3: the forever stamp and be done with it. See that,
Speaker 3: and then raise the you know, the price of the
Speaker 3: forever stamp every three weeks or whatever it is. Should do.
Speaker 1: No, that's you the party pooper, because this is postal fun.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm getting? Pat?
Speaker 3: You sit there, something to spice things up down at
Speaker 3: the post office.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I guarandamn to hit Pat you. We
Speaker 1: have postal carriers, letter carriers. They listen. And when you're
Speaker 1: down there and you're just sorting your your delivery all day,
Speaker 1: then you gotta go out there walk around here. You
Speaker 1: have great looking legs, but you gotta dodge dogs. You
Speaker 1: got all this crap going on, Pat, you want to
Speaker 1: have some fun with, Like, Hey, what kind of stamp
Speaker 1: could I know, let's do SpongeBob, different strokes, different folks.
Speaker 3: Man, don't poopoo all over it. I'm just looking from
Speaker 3: a strictly economic sense here. Why they're wasting money on
Speaker 3: stamp design, is I just I don't think it's very productive. Wow,
Speaker 3: Now that's not knock on you stamp collectors who would
Speaker 3: be heartbroken if there were no news stamps to collect.
Speaker 1: Remember the stamp score that I had from that email
Speaker 1: I get every day from Amazon. It's offers dot Com
Speaker 1: or something like that, and it's different. That's where I
Speaker 1: got my Blackstone for one hundred dollars cheaper. I just
Speaker 1: happen to see that offer. I got Forever stamps. I
Speaker 1: think it was thirty nine cents apiece, caught like a hundred.
Speaker 1: Do you ever need stamps? I'm your stamp guy. I
Speaker 1: mean they have flowers on them and weird things like that.
Speaker 3: Again, I want to be I think it's a SpongeBob
Speaker 3: SquarePants stamp is cool.
Speaker 2: There you goes, you're upset. There're waste of money.
Speaker 3: They're going to be a private They're going to be
Speaker 3: run by like Amazon or something before you know it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, somebody said, only acceptable emoji for a guy
Speaker 1: to send is a thumbs up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm kind of waiting on that to another guy.
Speaker 3: Congratulations to the winner of this year's World's Ugliest Lawn
Speaker 3: that would go to Lisa Elliott's from christ Church, New Zealand.
Speaker 2: Do we have a picture of said lan there?
Speaker 3: Really is? It's just a dirt obviously. This is an
Speaker 3: environmental movement, the World's Ugliest Lawn competition where they encourage
Speaker 3: people to well not do anything that involves water with
Speaker 3: your landscaping. Just let nature do its thing.
Speaker 1: My yard's gone through that ugly phase right now because
Speaker 1: all the crab grass got shocked, and you know, I
Speaker 1: have that heinz fifty seven yard, which is kind of
Speaker 1: just like a mixture of our all different grass.
Speaker 3: A lot of stuff is pretty brown this time of year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the regular, all the all the normal Saint
Speaker 1: Augustine grass is green.
Speaker 2: And then you have those you've seen the crab.
Speaker 3: I have some patches in my yard, but I'd love
Speaker 3: you know, let's try this if you live in a
Speaker 3: neighborhood that has an a whole h o A like
Speaker 3: I do, try this. Let your go to hell and
Speaker 3: they send you the letter of the notes. I'm trying
Speaker 3: to win the title this year. Yeah, you're not down
Speaker 3: with this. It's a big contest. You use SpongeBob stamps too, Okay,
Speaker 3: good good luck in the contest. Now there's a lean
Speaker 3: on your house. Hey, turn on the damn sprinkler. That's
Speaker 3: another group right there.
Speaker 1: Hey, question for you somehow we branched into on the
Speaker 1: text line is two two five six.
Speaker 2: Everybody.
Speaker 1: Remember when I said, uh, I read a text that
Speaker 1: said only acceptable emoji for a guy to send his
Speaker 1: thumbs up. Then, of course somebody comes in with this one.
Speaker 1: The devil horns the metal metal sign than the the
Speaker 1: fist bump. So yeah, there are there are more acceptable
Speaker 1: ones for uh for dudes to send. The dudes just
Speaker 1: don't send me like a little kissy face or yeah, did.
Speaker 3: Y'all get that to not send bob any kissy faces?
Speaker 3: And then uh, I'm sharing this picture with you. A
Speaker 3: rather odd discovery in Missouri a uh deer mm hmm,
Speaker 3: with the like collar around its neck like you would
Speaker 3: put around a dog, and the word pet side somebodysuri
Speaker 3: apparently in an effort to protect this deer, either made
Speaker 3: it look like they were they're someone's pet, or it
Speaker 3: was an ill fated attempt to domesticate a deer and
Speaker 3: make it a pet.
Speaker 2: You know what, it probably truly is their pet.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, I don't think that they
Speaker 1: failed and to domesticate pat.
Speaker 2: I think that's their pets. So they're like, don't kill it.
Speaker 3: You and your buddy, is it Earl the one with
Speaker 3: the out in the tree stand.
Speaker 2: With one leg from Vietnam.
Speaker 3: Yeah, doing some deer hunting. You and Earl are up
Speaker 3: in the stand.
Speaker 2: Earl is not going to get in the tree stand
Speaker 2: with one leg. It's anyway. We go out there a skip, yeah,
Speaker 2: and this comes walking by. It's gone blasting it right
Speaker 2: in between the P and the E.
Speaker 1: It's gonna look like it's gonna read poet now because.
Speaker 2: There's gonna be a.
Speaker 1: Big old shotgun shot right in the center of the
Speaker 1: P and the E.
Speaker 2: P O E T. That's poetic justice there, h.
Speaker 3: For that
Speaker 2: Anty r R