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<v Speaker 1>For a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll let your taco one on one one w JARR,

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<v Speaker 3>but your freaking idiots. You know, we just heard money

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<v Speaker 3>talks from ACDC that reminds us a little bit of

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<v Speaker 3>money floating around here these days.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirteen chances for you to rock the bank and win

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<v Speaker 1>one thousand dollars on JARR today and each week day

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<v Speaker 1>for the next wow, like several weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I think it's goes six weeks if I'm not mistaken.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirteen times a day, that's a lot of chances to

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<v Speaker 3>win one thousand bucks. Two moves that would be wise.

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<v Speaker 3>These are just insider trading tips from yours truly, me

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<v Speaker 3>and Taco. Bookmark our website WJR dot com. Have that

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<v Speaker 3>just bookmarked on one of your browsers and keep it handy. Second,

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<v Speaker 3>rock on the job with JR and get those keywords

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<v Speaker 3>each hour, then go to that bookmark website and enter it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, and another little uh tip for you. If your

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<v Speaker 1>phone rings the following hour, you know, the hour after

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<v Speaker 1>you've entered a keyword, pick it up because it might

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<v Speaker 1>be prize. Headquarters if you don't, they're moving on to

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't get me wrong when I say this, because I

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<v Speaker 3>think it's cool. What the US Postal Service announced that

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<v Speaker 3>they will be issuing some new stamps this year. The

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<v Speaker 3>one that caught my attention. There will be a SpongeBob

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<v Speaker 3>SquarePants stamp available this year. I think that's great. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's awesome. But on the other hand, I

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<v Speaker 3>have to ask this.

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<v Speaker 2>If you get something from somebody with that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, I'd happily sent If I ever have to

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<v Speaker 3>mail something, I would happily put a SpongeBob and square

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<v Speaker 3>Pants stamp on there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's almost like a dude sending an emoji to another dude.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying. It's kind of unprofessional if

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting that letter, oh neat.

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<v Speaker 3>They're also going to be putting out for those with

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<v Speaker 3>young kids who do bedtime stories, the classic good Night

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<v Speaker 3>Moon story that many of us read to our children

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<v Speaker 3>when they were young, a stamp fashioned after some of

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<v Speaker 3>the pictures from that.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember that. Are they gonna have a Jimmy Buffett stamp.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just telling you about the ones that were announced.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know the answers. No, I take it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't. They may have already done one for all.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is the quest. Why does the Post Office

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<v Speaker 3>even bother paying money to design new stamps? Aren't they

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<v Speaker 3>like all sorts of debt right now? Just just do

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<v Speaker 3>the forever stamp and be done with it. See that,

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<v Speaker 3>and then raise the you know, the price of the

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<v Speaker 3>forever stamp every three weeks or whatever it is. Should do.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's you the party pooper, because this is postal fun.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm getting? Pat?

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<v Speaker 3>You sit there, something to spice things up down at

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<v Speaker 3>the post office.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, I guarandamn to hit Pat you. We

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<v Speaker 1>have postal carriers, letter carriers. They listen. And when you're

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<v Speaker 1>down there and you're just sorting your your delivery all day,

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<v Speaker 1>then you gotta go out there walk around here. You

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<v Speaker 1>have great looking legs, but you gotta dodge dogs. You

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<v Speaker 1>got all this crap going on, Pat, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>have some fun with, Like, Hey, what kind of stamp

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<v Speaker 1>could I know, let's do SpongeBob, different strokes, different folks.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, don't poopoo all over it. I'm just looking from

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<v Speaker 3>a strictly economic sense here. Why they're wasting money on

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<v Speaker 3>stamp design, is I just I don't think it's very productive. Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>Now that's not knock on you stamp collectors who would

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<v Speaker 3>be heartbroken if there were no news stamps to collect.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember the stamp score that I had from that email

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<v Speaker 1>I get every day from Amazon. It's offers dot Com

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that, and it's different. That's where I

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<v Speaker 1>got my Blackstone for one hundred dollars cheaper. I just

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<v Speaker 1>happen to see that offer. I got Forever stamps. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it was thirty nine cents apiece, caught like a hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever need stamps? I'm your stamp guy. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean they have flowers on them and weird things like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, I want to be I think it's a SpongeBob

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<v Speaker 3>SquarePants stamp is cool.

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<v Speaker 2>There you goes, you're upset. There're waste of money.

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<v Speaker 3>They're going to be a private They're going to be

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<v Speaker 3>run by like Amazon or something before you know it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, somebody said, only acceptable emoji for a guy

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<v Speaker 1>to send is a thumbs up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm kind of waiting on that to another guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Congratulations to the winner of this year's World's Ugliest Lawn

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<v Speaker 3>that would go to Lisa Elliott's from christ Church, New Zealand.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we have a picture of said lan there?

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<v Speaker 3>Really is? It's just a dirt obviously. This is an

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<v Speaker 3>environmental movement, the World's Ugliest Lawn competition where they encourage

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<v Speaker 3>people to well not do anything that involves water with

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<v Speaker 3>your landscaping. Just let nature do its thing.

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<v Speaker 1>My yard's gone through that ugly phase right now because

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<v Speaker 1>all the crab grass got shocked, and you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>have that heinz fifty seven yard, which is kind of

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<v Speaker 1>just like a mixture of our all different grass.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of stuff is pretty brown this time of year.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but the regular, all the all the normal Saint

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<v Speaker 1>Augustine grass is green.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you have those you've seen the crab.

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<v Speaker 3>I have some patches in my yard, but I'd love

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<v Speaker 3>you know, let's try this if you live in a

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<v Speaker 3>neighborhood that has an a whole h o A like

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<v Speaker 3>I do, try this. Let your go to hell and

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<v Speaker 3>they send you the letter of the notes. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 3>to win the title this year. Yeah, you're not down

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<v Speaker 3>with this. It's a big contest. You use SpongeBob stamps too, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>good good luck in the contest. Now there's a lean

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<v Speaker 3>on your house. Hey, turn on the damn sprinkler. That's

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<v Speaker 3>another group right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, question for you somehow we branched into on the

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<v Speaker 1>text line is two two five six.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when I said, uh, I read a text that

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<v Speaker 1>said only acceptable emoji for a guy to send his

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<v Speaker 1>thumbs up. Then, of course somebody comes in with this one.

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<v Speaker 1>The devil horns the metal metal sign than the the

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<v Speaker 1>fist bump. So yeah, there are there are more acceptable

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<v Speaker 1>ones for uh for dudes to send. The dudes just

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<v Speaker 1>don't send me like a little kissy face or yeah, did.

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all get that to not send bob any kissy faces?

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<v Speaker 3>And then uh, I'm sharing this picture with you. A

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<v Speaker 3>rather odd discovery in Missouri a uh deer mm hmm,

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<v Speaker 3>with the like collar around its neck like you would

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<v Speaker 3>put around a dog, and the word pet side somebodysuri

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<v Speaker 3>apparently in an effort to protect this deer, either made

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<v Speaker 3>it look like they were they're someone's pet, or it

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<v Speaker 3>was an ill fated attempt to domesticate a deer and

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<v Speaker 3>make it a pet.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, it probably truly is their pet.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me ask you this, I don't think that they

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<v Speaker 1>failed and to domesticate pat.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's their pets. So they're like, don't kill it.

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<v Speaker 3>You and your buddy, is it Earl the one with

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<v Speaker 3>the out in the tree stand.

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<v Speaker 2>With one leg from Vietnam.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, doing some deer hunting. You and Earl are up

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<v Speaker 3>in the stand.

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<v Speaker 2>Earl is not going to get in the tree stand

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<v Speaker 2>with one leg. It's anyway. We go out there a skip, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and this comes walking by. It's gone blasting it right

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<v Speaker 2>in between the P and the E.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna look like it's gonna read poet now because.

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<v Speaker 2>There's gonna be a.

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<v Speaker 1>Big old shotgun shot right in the center of the

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<v Speaker 1>P and the E.

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<v Speaker 2>P O E T. That's poetic justice there, h.

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<v Speaker 3>For that

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<v Speaker 2>Anty r R