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let him into her garden, she's wondering if the expiration

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date on their relationship that they discussed is still afoot.

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Donald Trump, but you got to listen to what he's saying. Okay,

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Joe very clearly says the expirations passed. He means it.

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He's done, he's not talking about it's not a real

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thing anymore. And he's so in love with you. No,

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he came in you and you're expired, he said it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode that TV.

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Speaker 1: I'm dealing.

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Speaker 3: That's path permission to come aboard.

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Speaker 1: Granted. Hey, what's up dude?

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Speaker 3: That much? Kay?

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Speaker 1: Is there behind the ones and twos? So can I

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get some stuff off my chest?

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Speaker 3: Sure?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you do. PSA's first Oh okay, Uh.

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Speaker 3: January is just around the corner. This is the right

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time to sign up for Patreon dot com Slash another

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podcast network.

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Speaker 1: January is right around the court of Kids.

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Speaker 3: We've got a lot of stuff going there. We're gonna

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be covering Traders, the USA version of that. Who are

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some of the people that signed up for that.

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Speaker 1: Uh Michelle Obama, Wow, yeah, what a get, big get.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, that's the only political who's the

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Speaker 1: No no, no, don't be ridiculous idiot. Oh it's Jesse McCartney.

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Speaker 3: Oh Jesse McCartney. Oh yeah, yeah. I liked him in

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Speaker 1: He had great hair, he was really really talented, and

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there's so many more people.

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Speaker 3: Probably Yeah, that's probably gonna be at Patreon. Then we're

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gonna be on the free feed that you're listening to. Now,

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we'll be covering the Bachelorette. We're told by our co

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host Ruby Wren that it's going to be an amazing season,

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so we'll make it fun regardless if it's not. If

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it is horrible, we'll just well, we'll ship all over it.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of Ruby Wren, you know one of the things

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that I needed to get off my chest. It's the

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holiday season, right and Ruby and I are trying to

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source a book for our uncle uh. And I got

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on the phone. I started calling stores. I love to

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call a store. It's so it's so exciting at this

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time of year where you get to phone people and

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chess see oh what when can I get? Do you

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have this? And I just I just love calling a store.

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purveyors if you can. Wow. Another thing that I have

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to get off my chest. You know fruit Riot? Fruit Riot?

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You know fruit right? You know fruit Riot?

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you know fruit Riot?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's this fruit Riot. It's frozen fruit with this

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sour powder on it. Now they have mango, they have

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way too sour? Okay, way too sour? And this is

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taking the world by store and people are very into

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fruit Riot. And I got my hands on Simon, I'm

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here to say it's way too sour.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So listeners to this podcast, no, my love of buzzballs,

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get this. The other day I had purchased a manny

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petty for my wife. Well, we had trouble finding a

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parking spot. I said, oh, there's one in front of

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that liquor store. The liquor store had one parking spot

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allocated for that establishment. So I said, I'll pull into

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the liquor store parking lot. You run into the nail

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shop and doing whatever you gotta do, and I'll go

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into the liquor store. I'll purchase something. I walk into

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the store. The first thing I see behind one of

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definitely from another country. I said, what is that over there?

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how much is it? He said forty bucks? Really? I go,

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how many do you sell a day? He says like six? Yeah, Oh,

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you gotta be kidding me. He goes, yeah, we just

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got done selling the Halloween one. He goes a lot

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liquorice or something. I go, yeah, that doesn't work. He said,

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people are going crazy for buzzballs. I started that revolution.

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the point of saying he was from a different country?

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that we're not growing as a show. But number two,

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think that you started the revolution, but you beat me

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to it, it is your revolution.

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Speaker 1: Kind of what Lenin dreamed of, you know, is what

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you're doing to the buzzball.

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Speaker 1: That'd be a freaking fun ass city. I gotta say, Caitlyn,

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how you doing. I'm good? Okay, great? I just I

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can't get over the fact that Amari and Hampton is healthy.

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I mean, it's like, where did that come from? Oh?

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Should we announce bad TV Con?

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Speaker 3: We have a thing called bad TV Con. But you're

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gonna have to be a Patreon member to see what you're.

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Speaker 1: Gonna You're gonna have to be Well, should we just

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Speaker 3: It's our end of year gift to the super fans

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to be able to interact with some of your favorites

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from below deck.

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Speaker 1: It's bad TV con h or see rat con.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go. I wouldn't say that to their

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Speaker 1: It, but you should try it. It kind of goes

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to the shows. At a brunch with friends and we

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went to see Troup and they have the omelet. You

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Well it's a French omelet with Bowson cheese, which is

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the French of Velveto, right, and it's this delicious omelet.

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My friend Connor gets it. I've saved his asshole on

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my phone, so every time he calls me. It's this

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assholes calling, right, So we're sitting there at breakfast. He

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eats this omelet. I've had the omelet many times. The

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waiter comes over and goes goes down easy. Huh six eggs.

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eggs in twelve minutes and say, did you know that

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was six eggs? That's like crazy. Yeah, okay, I don't

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know why I talked about that, But listen, we have

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a lot of show to get into right now. Okay,

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can you imagine that now?

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Speaker 3: I was really hurt six I used to really enjoy

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drinking monster any drinks, and then someone told me there's

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some juice from Kyle's testicles in there. Yeah, I still

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the reason you shouldn't be drinking monsters because it's got

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the mark of the fucking beast on it. Okay, it's

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a satanic beverage. So I've been told by crazy women

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in the South. You haven't seen these videos all right,

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let's get into below deck. What an episode it was.

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H We'll get into it during the preference sheet segment,

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but just thoughts and nuts off the rope. I have

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to say, and I very rarely say this about these vacations.

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This vacation was actually a fucking awesome vacation. Thought parking

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next to the America's Cup or whatever the hell it's called.

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They're they're they're at least doing stuff cool. They're not

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just having a white party and then going jet skiing

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and then leaving. You know, this was an awesome vacation.

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Love the kiss. He's trying to get the tip up.

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That's fantastic. You go, girl. David is a I mean,

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he's a mark. He's a complete mark. I don't think

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they're gonna kiss you kidding me? Good show, ninety pots.

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Speaker 3: M hm. I agree with a lot of your thoughts.

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Speaker 1: Okay, are you filled with resent because.

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Speaker 3: I stole my thoughts?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: Is there any amount of discomfort?

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Speaker 3: Not at all? Okay, no, no, no. I really enjoyed

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this episode for a few reasons. One is I love it.

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I always love when a sight might mix it up

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with a charter guest. That's fun. But I agree with you, Dylan.

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she'll cross the line, but it's fun to see if

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she might. Joe the Hoe, it is so fun to

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see him have second thoughts about that relationship with the

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one day he's all in.

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Speaker 4: So crazy that it came not six hours after he

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got to have sex with her, that's right, unbelievably coincidental.

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Speaker 3: He he's troubled, He don't, he doesn't. I think he

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can be there for her as she mourns the loss

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of bond, which I'm so happy we finally got to

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learn how he tragically lost.

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Speaker 1: These two because it's kind of a brutal bit we've

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I apologize.

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also am enjoying watching Max lose his mind. Oh yeah,

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now him and Kathy have not agreed that they are

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in fact in a relationship. Okay, him and Nate are

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bumping heads. I don't think Max finishes this season. Really, yeah,

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I think he gets fired.

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Speaker 1: Calen, what about you?

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Speaker 5: I agree?

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

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halfway through the season. I'm gonna give it to I'm

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gonna give it fourteen.

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Speaker 1: Knots now because we're half way through the season. You

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Speaker 3: Fucking sucks, you know what. They always say that. But

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you're watching it, aren't you.

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Speaker 1: That's not true, Bill Maher Jesus Christ. Did you see

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him in Ana Kasparian going at it?

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Speaker 3: I don't know who that is, okay, but I did

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Speaker 1: Who is Mel Robins? You should or leave them or.

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Speaker 3: Let just let them, let them, let them? And I

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think he was like, well, what if someone's trying to

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drive over you with their car? Great question, Bill, Well,

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I mean you shouldn't let them.

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It's like, well you're not.

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contrary to the waiter telling my friend that there were

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six eggs in that armelin. This is something you do.

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just wake up underneath her. Okay, she'll be spooked. She'll

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be absolutely spooked. You're not supposed to be in there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you supposed to do? Like a light tab?

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Speaker 1: Like hey, yeah, I honestly light tap hey, calf calf

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caff something like.

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Speaker 3: I almost gave my This is like when I was

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like nine or something, I was, my grandparents were staying

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with us, like on vacation or something. They were sleeping

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in like the guest bedroom, and I got scared at

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night ycause I wasn't, you know. Yeah, And so I

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go into creeping in their room and I start tapping

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on my grandmother's shoulder. She woke up almost had a

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goddamn heart attack.

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Speaker 1: This is you know, and you shouldn't. Life does not

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come with a manual, right, right, And if there was

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a section about waking people up in their sleep, you know,

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there would be a very very long and kind of

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dynamic assortment of words to teach you how to how

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to handle that best. And one of them would be

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young women. Okay, old woman, definitely not. You don't know

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what's gonna happen with them. All right.

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Speaker 3: I've said a lot of dumb stuff in my life.

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You want to hear the dumbest thing that I've ever

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came out of my mouth about twelve years long, actually

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fifteen years ago, I dumped my ex girlfriend upon dumb

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broke up with her. I broke up with her. Yea,

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that's the kind of way to say it. And this

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came out of my mouth because she was like really

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upset how I was doing it. I said, look, there

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aren't books on that tell you how to break up

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with somelf right, Yeah, I said that to her face. Well,

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you're fourteen thousand books that tell you how to break out, but.

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Speaker 1: You don't only serial killers and actually wear them. All right?

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Speaker 3: Can I tell you what?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: Can I tell you what happens next?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay. So then Nate makes his way down to the

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galley and Josh is there, and because everybody confides in

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the chef for some reason, he's like the local like

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therapy or something, and he goes to him. He goes hey, Josh,

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and he's like, what's up? You look kind of bummed?

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And he's like, kissy, she just wants to sleep with me.

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She just wants to have sheep meaningless sex, and that's

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all she wants. And the next second he's like, hey, Josh,

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why are you? Are you stabbing yourself in the face

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with a steak knife.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was amazing to see how calm Nate was

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despite the horror that was unfolding before him, because you know,

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somebody's stabbing themselves with a steak knife is a grizzly thing,

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especially in the face. Hey Josh, why are you stabbing

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yourself in the face with a steak knife? It's crazy.

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were gonna say why are you why are you tying

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a knot or something like that, but now you went

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with why are you stabbing yourself in the face with the.

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Speaker 3: Steak It's like an eminent night shammy man movie.

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Speaker 1: V and Joe the Hope wake up the next morning.

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It's very clear that they is it copulated? Is that

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what it means?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I think he referred.

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Speaker 1: Can you look up copulated real quick orally copulated?

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Speaker 3: That means she gave him a blowjob. I was in

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I was a juror on a sexual harassment claim. Oral

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copulation was used. I had to look it up and

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meant blowjob. Uh uh, he says to someone later in

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the episode. I think he told Max. He said, you know,

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we took our relationship to the next level. I took

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that as code war word for she let him have

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sex without a condom. You know, that's uh.

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Speaker 1: Why did you just say that?

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Speaker 3: What it was just I know how guy talk mad,

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but that's not a level.

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Speaker 1: It's sex is the level. It's not with or without protection.

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Speaker 3: Okay, did we skip over Kermit calling Scott?

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Speaker 1: No? But really quickly I want I maybe, but can

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we just stay on this for one second? Because they

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talk about an expiration date, you know, and he's very

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very aware that now that she has let him into

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her garden, she's wondering if the expiration date on their

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relationship that they discussed is still a foot. And you know,

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I don't want to equate Joe to Donald Trump, but

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you got to listen to what he's saying. Okay, Joe

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very clearly says the expirations passed. He means it, He's done.

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He's not talking about it's not a real thing anymore.

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And he's so in love with you. No, he came

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in you and you're expired.

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Speaker 3: Now he said it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wow, so you have to listen. Wow, all right,

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let's talk about ash.

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Speaker 3: So she calls, she calls Scott. She misses him in

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those beautiful sunsets, you know, those views from that van

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life and holding hands and they watch that sunset, both

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sitting on five gallon buckets.

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Speaker 1: Pat, I think they're doing better now.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think she bought a house actually something

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like that. I still bet they have five gallon buckets

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somewhere in the yard, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, crazy kids.

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Speaker 3: Just to reflect back on the past, Yeah, okay, yeah,

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I mean I bought a Hollywood bowl bench where the

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cheap seats were just to my wife and I to

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always like, look back when we were first together and

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didn't have two nickels to rub together, had to be

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in the cheap seats.

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Speaker 1: Watching Chicago play.

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Speaker 3: That's right, like way up in the back. And then

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I showed you. I was so proud of it, and

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you said, what the fuck is this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember it was early on in our friendship

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and you were really really excited about this bench that

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you had bought from the Hollywood Bowl and you had

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a couple of people over and you're showing us and

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I was like, where the fuck are you gonna put that?

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it's just just giant fucking bench. What are you gonna

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do with that? It's so stupid. You were not impressed,

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And then some of your friends were like, that's crazy.

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This person is openly shitting on this thing that he's

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really excited about. Anyways, Nathan has a call with Gail

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and decides no way, no more, no more not doing it.

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Speaker 3: Well. She gives them her dream because she's working on

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a boat. Oh yeah, she wants to sail around the

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world and make baby sea rats.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like a lot of the times,

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and we've spoken about this before, but sea rat dreams

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are very attainable. And when you're dreaming. We've talked about

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this before. You know, there's an argument to be made.

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You don't want to dream unobtainable because it's not obtainable.

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But sea rats really dream. You know, this would say

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P two is the level of their dreams.

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Speaker 3: There's a little rich man, poor man. Uh, they can

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fulfill this dream they can have baby sea rats. They'll

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be working on a boat together with two children, right right, right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, so Kathy and Max have a little chatty

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can take used to be kind of like a vaginal sham? Wow?

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Speaker 3: Can I say this about Max? And I hadn't picked

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up on this. He definitely has anger issues, but the

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I didn't realize how insecure he is, and this kind

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of control is based on rooted in kind of his insecurity.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, back when, like you know, when I think when

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you're young, when you're a younger guy and you're starting

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to like date girls and have relationships with women, you

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can do this kind of clingy, insecure what are we

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kind of thing? I mean, I don't know if you

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ever did that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when I was like fourteen, right.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, seventeen eighteen, nineteen twenty, who's counting? Yeah, you know,

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but he's older than that, so it's bad. So Patty,

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where is he going wrong? If we were in how

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to close ass for less money?

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Speaker 3: You got a back off Jesus Christ? Right, since makes

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the heart grow fonder? Right, you got to make her

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think you don't care about her?

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Speaker 1: What can I get you space?

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Speaker 3: That's right?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: As a great man Tom likeas once said, and I

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don't and he wasn't a great man massage his pig,

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but some of his tactics at work, he would have

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told the young Max, Uh, Max, shun, you treat him

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like dirt. They stick like mud deer.

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Speaker 1: Right right, right? And uh and Tom was wrong about

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I would say ninety divorced four times, right, so you

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don't necessarily have to treat them like mud. But definitely space,

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definitely space, right, because you don't want to be the

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equivalent of a kidnapper's garbage bag placed over their head.

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And that's what you're being. That's so Asia farts in

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the galley. I'm not sure if you had thoughts on that.

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You're very kind of, you know, live your best life.

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Speaker 3: It's fine.

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Speaker 1: It shocking.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Look, we've had a lot of people chime in

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in this. Some of our listeners had said female listeners

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had said, look, we got into this and early in

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our marriage of you know, farting in front of each other,

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and it like kind of spoiled the sexuality.

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Speaker 1: Well, well, okay, we're not talking about Okay, Pat and

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I are two very we have two very different marriages.

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I won't lift my legs above my head and fart

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in front of my wife. But you know, and I

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don't want to say that we're our assholes are just

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opened constantly around each other. That's disgusting, right, But if

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you if one slips out, you know, one slips out,

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it's not a big deal for us, of course, of course.

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But what Asha's doing is farting in a communal space.

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What Asha is doing is farting in a galley aka

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communal space. So do you have any thoughts on that? Look?

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Speaker 3: Is there judgment? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Of course?

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I'm not a fan.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right?

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Speaker 3: I mean is she on the waterboarding you a little bit? No?

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I mean is she on a tape? The lighter?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: You know, I would go to human resource.

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Speaker 1: Can I ask when's it ever worked? Right? Because I've

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tried it so many.

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Speaker 3: Till my great uncle Jerry did it at Christmas Eve

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one year. Really yeah, I mean it was a pretty

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boring Christmas Eve party, but he just put that lighter

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between his legs. It did work, And.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if he I wonder what kind of internal

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working you have to have and what kind of external

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working do you have to have because I would imagine

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the rectum has to be I mean wider circumference maybe,

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although I don't know. Maybe it's like a bedett.

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Speaker 3: It's the proximity. A lot of people don't want to

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dare put that flame as close as his uncle, great

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uncle Jerry.

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Speaker 1: I think it's about bravery.

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Speaker 3: It's about bravery because he did singe some of the

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fabric close to his anal cavity.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I do think though, you have to have a

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more kind of radioactive lower in testine though, And I

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got to say for this show, I saw an instagram

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reil today. This woman had her buttle removed and all

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of her lower intestines and it just comes out of

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her stomach. Wow. M it seems like kind of convenient

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if I'm being honest.

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Speaker 3: Like speaking of anus. As the sea rats cleaned this boat,

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did you see Kissy her Kissie and Nate are joking

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around and as he walks up the stairs, she jams

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her index finger in his corn hole? Did you see that?

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Did you see that?

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Speaker 1: That's horsing around. That's fun, that's fun horsing.

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Speaker 3: It's also called maritime law, in which there is no

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human resource department.

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Speaker 1: Does she do it to Joe.

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Speaker 3: No, she did it to Nate.

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Speaker 1: Nate, okay, yeah.

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Speaker 3: The human resource department in maritime law is a door

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with a sign on it that says, unless someone's head

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is missing or someone's dead, get over it.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh yeah. Or it's a door marked uh marked pirate.

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00:23:59,759 --> 00:24:01,880
Speaker 3: Uh what do you think if you were working at

471
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,559
Apple Corporation? What do you think you get a million

472
00:24:04,559 --> 00:24:07,119
bucks for every finger jab up your fucking cornhole?

473
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,759
Speaker 1: Oh if it was, if it was a finger job

474
00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:12,319
up a cornhole, I would take Apple four.

475
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 3: A million dollars for each finger.

476
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,960
Speaker 1: No, ten million dollars for each finger. Oh yeah yeah,

477
00:24:19,319 --> 00:24:19,759
oh yeah.

478
00:24:19,799 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 3: Emotional damage Oh yeah.

479
00:24:22,559 --> 00:24:24,839
Speaker 1: I'd be walking around like a duck in that place,

480
00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,839
just trying to beckon people in Can.

481
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 3: You imagine Mark Arrow goes up in there as your lawyer,

482
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:34,240
Oh yeah, fighting for why uh it has to be ten.

483
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:36,039
Speaker 1: He'd give me tips on how to get somebody to

484
00:24:36,079 --> 00:24:39,160
fucking do it. I mean, that's a big paint egg

485
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,559
for that guy on.

486
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,079
Speaker 3: The New Dots.

487
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:45,839
Speaker 1: And sorry, Mark Arro goes if you're confused, and we'll

488
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,759
get back to the show in one second. He's the

489
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:51,400
lawyer that has defended if Hitler was alive, he would

490
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:56,160
have defended him. You know what, everyone deserves serves equal justice,

491
00:24:56,279 --> 00:25:05,160
especially Michael Jackson and Chris Brown.

492
00:24:59,319 --> 00:25:03,279
Speaker 3: And good and Kaylin.

493
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:10,880
Speaker 6: Right, Kalyn, Oh my god.

494
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:11,759
Speaker 3: I love Mark.

495
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:12,799
Speaker 1: Listen.

496
00:25:13,759 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 3: Uh p, did he too?

497
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,319
Speaker 1: Yep, he's well rounded.

498
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,599
Speaker 3: By the way, there's tape of puff. Did he talking

499
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,640
some major shit about Mark?

500
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:21,160
Speaker 1: Really?

501
00:25:21,279 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 3: Yeah?

502
00:25:23,079 --> 00:25:30,279
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Preference ship mat, the NFL players and the

503
00:25:30,319 --> 00:25:33,759
Battle Wrapper are coming aboard this vessel. They're bringing a

504
00:25:33,839 --> 00:25:36,400
Somalia with them. They're going to anchor next to the

505
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:41,160
America Cup. Like I said, this is an actual, awesome,

506
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:48,279
expensive vacation, fucking bringing a somalia with you and I

507
00:25:48,319 --> 00:25:50,839
have this written down later, but I guess we can

508
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,519
just get to it now. The only thing I was

509
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:57,160
a little disappointed with was let's get the somalia in action,

510
00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:01,799
because right now currently he's just a weird old white

511
00:26:01,799 --> 00:26:03,200
guy with these really cool dudes.

512
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 3: I'm so happy you said that. That skinny, little sickly guy,

513
00:26:07,279 --> 00:26:09,839
he's stuck out like a sore piece, Like what the fuck,

514
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,240
get the fuck out here, out of here. At some

515
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:16,200
point when uh, I'm sorry, who is kissy hitting.

516
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,839
Speaker 1: On the Ultimate Fighter?

517
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 3: His name's David. Yeah, okay, he's sitting next to David

518
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,279
making small pot talk, small case. He walks over and

519
00:26:25,319 --> 00:26:28,960
skinny little sickly white deck smallpox jumps out of the

520
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:29,559
camera shot.

521
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,559
Speaker 1: He does he knows his place? Yeah, he does, he does,

522
00:26:32,599 --> 00:26:34,359
And you got to give it to him. He got

523
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,400
right up. You know, he's not He's like, this is

524
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,039
not my place.

525
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm out of here.

526
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,880
Speaker 1: That's important because there are a lot of small POxy

527
00:26:42,839 --> 00:26:45,960
ganger and his white guys. They would just sit there

528
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,039
and kind of breathe out of their mouth. You know,

529
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,440
Nathan really has no chill. I gotta say. He has

530
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,279
to make a decision on the lead deckhand, and this

531
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:00,960
decision is going to impress Sandy. He's in this manic

532
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,039
kind of like hamster wheel with trying to impress her

533
00:27:04,079 --> 00:27:06,920
and get out from the hole that he's dug. He

534
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:11,960
does select Joe, and Maximilian is pissed. He's really pissed.

535
00:27:12,559 --> 00:27:16,119
He's so pissed in fact, that later on the episode

536
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,599
he will openly defy the orders of his boss. And

537
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,599
right now he goes to the nose of the button.

538
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,079
He screams, he's very upset.

539
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 3: Yes, and he's nuts. Do you know any of these

540
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,200
football players?

541
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 1: I was thinking about giving him a goog I didn't

542
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:33,440
have enough time.

543
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 3: But their names, if their names didn't hit yet, then you.

544
00:27:39,319 --> 00:27:44,319
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean maybe you know couple, okay,

545
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,160
a couple of DB's or something. I don't know. Alright,

546
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:51,759
the guys arrive. Max is meditating his bloodlust for Nathan away,

547
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:54,599
and Kizzy is starting to flirt with the Elman fighter.

548
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,559
Speaker 3: Isn't it crazy how two people's eyes immediately catch each other?

549
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,119
Oh yeah, instant attraction and Ken he no, I was

550
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,039
gonna say if kiss he wasn't attracted to every single

551
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,079
person that she's ever met so far.

552
00:28:06,039 --> 00:28:10,079
Speaker 1: Well not everybody. She's not attracted to Josh, that's true. Yeah,

553
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:13,119
but he's flirting back. He gets the ig. The correspondence

554
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:16,480
can now flow freely. Good job kids, you too crazy kids,

555
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,400
you know love to see it. Let's get to lunch.

556
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,200
We've got garlic, sweet potato, and an unnamed meat. I

557
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:29,559
believe it was a Tomahawk. I don't mind what Og did.

558
00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:34,000
Give us a chiron. Now I lament that our watermark

559
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:39,000
blocks the chiron. But we are flying through some of

560
00:28:39,079 --> 00:28:44,200
these meals and this to me is an unnamed meat. Again,

561
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,000
I'll say I believe it was a tomahawk, could have

562
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,440
been lamb. I don't know, though, not Okay for that,

563
00:28:50,519 --> 00:28:51,400
I give it one pot?

564
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 3: Can I do a meanwhile?

565
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: Yeah?

566
00:28:54,079 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 3: Meanwhile kiss? He's uh, I think she's in the crew

567
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:02,039
mass or something. Kermit's in There's like, yeah, hey, superior,

568
00:29:03,279 --> 00:29:05,160
I think I want to have sex with a charter guest.

569
00:29:05,359 --> 00:29:09,519
Yeah yeah, And Kermit's like, uh no, you can't do that,

570
00:29:09,759 --> 00:29:11,039
keep your koochi in your pants.

571
00:29:11,079 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: Well okay, and she didn't. Okay, so Asha goes. I'm

572
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:23,680
concerned because it was anybody else haha, but with you,

573
00:29:23,799 --> 00:29:28,279
I'm concerned because you might actually do this. Okay. Uh.

574
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,319
Speaker 3: The America's Cup awesome.

575
00:29:32,039 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 1: Asia goes into and I did a little digging. I

576
00:29:34,759 --> 00:29:39,319
called my European brother in law and I was like,

577
00:29:39,359 --> 00:29:43,440
what's this called? Because he's super into this, right I remember,

578
00:29:43,519 --> 00:29:46,079
I think it was last year he were over at

579
00:29:46,079 --> 00:29:47,400
the in laws and he was like, we got to

580
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:53,119
watch this, and I was like, what the fuck. But

581
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,000
it's still cool. I don't want to watch sailing. It's

582
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,319
it's so it's like I know they're going fast, but

583
00:29:58,359 --> 00:30:01,799
it looks really slow. Anyways, I'm not that into it,

584
00:30:01,839 --> 00:30:03,519
but I called him, I go, what's this thing? And

585
00:30:03,559 --> 00:30:08,039
he goes, it's the America's Cup. It was in Barcelona

586
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,440
last year. I was like, okay, so this is it,

587
00:30:11,119 --> 00:30:15,000
and he said, because Asian's going on about how New

588
00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:18,039
Zealand's really good at it and the country loves it.

589
00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:22,319
New Zealand is so good that they keep winning this thing,

590
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:26,240
but whoever wins it gets to host the event. Last

591
00:30:26,279 --> 00:30:29,559
year New Zealand won it, or the time before this

592
00:30:29,839 --> 00:30:32,279
they won it, but because they'd won it the year

593
00:30:32,319 --> 00:30:36,200
before the time before they broadcasted New Zealand, nobody watched

594
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:40,000
because it's in fucking New Zealand whatever God's forsaken time.

595
00:30:40,319 --> 00:30:43,279
So they negotiated, gave it to Barcelona, and that's why

596
00:30:43,319 --> 00:30:47,319
we have the America's Cup here with the Sea Rats

597
00:30:47,359 --> 00:30:48,319
parked right next to it.

598
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:49,799
Speaker 3: And then America won this year.

599
00:30:50,359 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 1: Did America win?

600
00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:52,119
Speaker 3: I think so.

601
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's called the America's.

602
00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:55,319
Speaker 3: Cup, huh.

603
00:30:55,559 --> 00:30:55,759
Speaker 1: You know.

604
00:30:55,839 --> 00:30:58,759
Speaker 3: I started taking an interest in it when the Today

605
00:30:58,799 --> 00:31:01,960
Show before I Go to School, Katie Couric and Matt

606
00:31:02,039 --> 00:31:05,319
Lauer back in the day, they cover it, really really.

607
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 1: Covered Katie sit next to that guy for that long.

608
00:31:08,079 --> 00:31:11,079
She's such a class act and he's such a skeezy rat.

609
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,279
Speaker 3: Different time cale.

610
00:31:13,359 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 1: What have we got on the America's Cup? All right?

611
00:31:16,079 --> 00:31:19,519
So Maximilian doesn't want to let Nathan relinquish and sour

612
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,480
the legacy that he's going to pass down to his grandchildren,

613
00:31:22,559 --> 00:31:26,880
that being lead deckhand. So he's starting to get really

614
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,319
really maybe he'll kill me, yeah, I mean he's getting

615
00:31:29,359 --> 00:31:32,440
hammed up. So Kizzy heads up to talk to the

616
00:31:32,519 --> 00:31:39,079
hot boys and locks in dinner in two hours seven ish.

617
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,559
That is not enough time to cook what he's cooking.

618
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,839
Speaker 3: It's just not now. I totally get that. But when

619
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,640
Kermit does it the next day, she says, seven forty

620
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,960
five guys like it seemed like she did the same thing.

621
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: Josh. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe Josh is mad that

622
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:58,440
he's not snogging, right, maybe he's not snogging. I'm just saying,

623
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,519
Klin anything on the America Because Cup.

624
00:32:00,759 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 5: The twenty twenty four winner was Emirates Team New Zealand.

625
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,799
Speaker 1: And then who was the year? Who was the time

626
00:32:07,799 --> 00:32:08,160
before that?

627
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,839
Speaker 3: Now, but this could happen in twenty twenty five.

628
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 5: She looked at it says there was no Main America's

629
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,880
Cup sadly been in twenty twenty five.

630
00:32:14,079 --> 00:32:16,359
Speaker 1: No, it's it's like every four years or something.

631
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,359
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, interesting.

632
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,279
Speaker 1: Anyways, it's really cool that they got to park alongside

633
00:32:22,279 --> 00:32:24,599
of this, and sad that one of the boats was

634
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,799
just really bad. Let's get to a sit down with

635
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,119
Captain Sandy. Now, Vi sits down with her and tells

636
00:32:29,119 --> 00:32:33,559
Captain Sandy about Bond. Shallow water shaller. Let me say it.

637
00:32:33,839 --> 00:32:37,400
I'm gonna say it, shallow water blackout.

638
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,599
Speaker 3: Would you like to know what that is?

639
00:32:39,319 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 1: I know what it is. It's okay.

640
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,079
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, it's when a drug deal goes wrong.

641
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, we have the exit now that

642
00:32:52,759 --> 00:32:53,480
we can take.

643
00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:57,279
Speaker 3: All right, okay, a lot of inappropriate jokes. We will

644
00:32:57,279 --> 00:32:59,440
no longer do that, because now that we know, it's

645
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,599
the most and death of free divers. Yes, in which

646
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:06,160
you hold your breath so long you hyperventilate, and it

647
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,240
tricks your body into thinking that you don't need to

648
00:33:08,279 --> 00:33:09,880
breathe and you drown.

649
00:33:12,119 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: Really really sad. No, no, don't play taps, my god,

650
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:22,599
you sick fuck, but we should play taps for Bond.

651
00:33:22,759 --> 00:33:24,640
He seemed like a good guy. Oh yeah, V seems

652
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,559
like a real doing what he loved, doing what he loved.

653
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,880
I think V and Bonn had a really beautiful thing.

654
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,039
I mean, much better than V and Joe. The hell

655
00:33:31,119 --> 00:33:33,240
I mean, Joe with the hoe is nowhere near bond.

656
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:37,519
And that's what's so sick about life, right, Sometimes the

657
00:33:37,559 --> 00:33:38,279
good ones go.

658
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 3: Yes, you know, you know, think about it, dying that

659
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,240
way or living to be sixty five, a fucking drunk,

660
00:33:46,519 --> 00:33:50,799
living in a studio city, depressed, no friends. All you

661
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,599
did your whole life was hurt people, dead end job

662
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,359
that you hated.

663
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,279
Speaker 1: You're just sitting there looking hot.

664
00:33:57,319 --> 00:33:59,839
Speaker 3: You just had sex with your girlfriend and you went

665
00:33:59,839 --> 00:34:01,519
out and said, hey, I'm going to go down and like,

666
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,319
I don't know, throw a spear through some fish that

667
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,319
we'll make some dinner later. Yeah, you don't make it

668
00:34:06,319 --> 00:34:08,280
home because you you know, you passed on to the

669
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:08,800
other side.

670
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:14,639
Speaker 1: It's so sad or joyous. You know, it's interesting you

671
00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:17,800
say that I watched train dreams. You know train dreams. Now, Calen,

672
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:22,039
you heard a train dreams. Not the answers so quickly

673
00:34:22,119 --> 00:34:30,199
like he's upset. You know what, We'll just move on.

674
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:36,199
Speaker 3: Hey, why don't we reading that all right? Fucking hey,

675
00:34:36,599 --> 00:34:37,039
before you.

676
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,280
Speaker 1: Can you work on that please? It really throws hey.

677
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 3: I want to say that is inappropriately. This is a

678
00:34:42,519 --> 00:34:45,559
podcast where we're supposed to make fun of everything. I

679
00:34:45,599 --> 00:34:48,039
apologize if anybody was offended by anything that we did

680
00:34:48,119 --> 00:34:51,800
the last nine weeks. We're trying to make light of everything.

681
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:55,440
At last. Note, did you see how fast Kizzy got

682
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,800
the hell out of there When v started telling this

683
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,360
story to Sandy, she jumped and stepped overheard.

684
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:09,039
Speaker 1: He's like that white guy, which one the somb you know?

685
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,559
Oh but why are you saying? Oh nodding? Do you

686
00:35:12,599 --> 00:35:21,719
know what I'm talking about now? Uh? Guys, consistent, mellow

687
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,760
and super delicious. Loomy gummies are specifically designed to make

688
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:31,440
you feel good knot stoned. Guess who got through The

689
00:35:31,519 --> 00:35:35,880
only way I could get through being unbelievably sick with

690
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,280
my baby was to take a little bit of an edible.

691
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,760
Oh my god, I was taking Loomy every day over

692
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,880
the weekend. Calmed me down, made me feel a little

693
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,000
bit better because we were just absolute hell right. If

694
00:35:49,039 --> 00:35:53,719
you want to chill out, okay, mellow, mellow out? All right,

695
00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:56,559
Maybe this isn't the best way to advertise.

696
00:35:56,559 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, yeah you're legal.

697
00:36:00,119 --> 00:36:03,159
Speaker 1: You pot parents out there, listen. I'm sure a lot

698
00:36:03,159 --> 00:36:06,400
of people are klutching pearls going whoa wha, no.

699
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 3: Well late, layoff grandma, layoff grandma.

700
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:13,159
Speaker 1: And that's what's so beautiful about Loomy. You don't get smacked. Okay,

701
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,639
it's not a dab rip. Okay, we're not freaking doing

702
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:17,159
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703
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Speaker 3: I love them now Meanwhile, Josh is working his booty

739
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:08,800
off in that galley. I want to say this about that.

740
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,599
As much as these chefs always say how stressed out

741
00:38:11,639 --> 00:38:13,719
they are, and don't get me wrong, they are, I

742
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,239
want to say they're in their happy zone, you know,

743
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:19,840
when someone's working especially say all that again, why I

744
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tuned out?

745
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:22,119
Speaker 5: Oh?

746
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 3: Sorry right now?

747
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: No? No?

748
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,199
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Well I was saying, like, when chefs are

749
00:38:27,199 --> 00:38:29,719
in their zone, you know, it's there's something beautiful about

750
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:30,800
someone being in their zone.

751
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 1: Oh, you're talking about a flow state.

752
00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:35,599
Speaker 3: A flow state, you're stressed out, but you're doing something right.

753
00:38:35,639 --> 00:38:37,719
And my buddy Glenn, he's like, I don't know. I

754
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,360
think he got took had a minor in collagen evolution.

755
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,360
He always like breaks things down into evolution a minor

756
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,440
and evolution like studies like why humans do what they do.

757
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,039
And he would say, what Josh is doing in this

758
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:53,280
kitchen is He's like, it goes back to like when

759
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,679
we were hunters and gatherers and a dude would go

760
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,920
out to gather food for the tripe. But it could

761
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,400
have been a chick too. We all had like hair

762
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,599
on a tits back. It was the chicks. We all

763
00:39:02,599 --> 00:39:02,920
had hair.

764
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,519
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you go out and like like when you

765
00:39:05,559 --> 00:39:08,119
like rolled that boulder off the cliff and it like

766
00:39:08,199 --> 00:39:10,920
crushed a goat's head and you brought it back and

767
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,639
everyone was happy they could eat like you had pride.

768
00:39:13,639 --> 00:39:14,320
Speaker 3: That brought you happy.

769
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: Because people think hunter gathering, they think berries and nuts. No,

770
00:39:18,159 --> 00:39:20,480
a big part of hunter gathering was rolling boulders on

771
00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:21,079
goats heads.

772
00:39:21,159 --> 00:39:21,639
Speaker 3: That's how you.

773
00:39:21,639 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: Would gather that meat. That's right, and so it with

774
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:26,239
with massive hairy tits.

775
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,159
Speaker 3: Yeah. So bring it back to Josh, he's doing a

776
00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:28,760
great job.

777
00:39:31,199 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to well really quickly. I want

778
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:38,199
to go back to this chat with Sandy because you know,

779
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,639
V tells her about Bond and says, the body keeps

780
00:39:41,639 --> 00:39:45,239
the score. And I'm starting to get kind of physical

781
00:39:46,039 --> 00:39:50,519
symptoms of the emotional distress. And Sandy says, like the

782
00:39:50,559 --> 00:39:53,800
sea rat driver she is. You know, that's nice, but

783
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,519
we're gonna have to learn to process that, right. But

784
00:39:57,599 --> 00:40:00,960
she does give her a break later on this afternoon.

785
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,039
I thought I thought Sandy was gonna be much more.

786
00:40:03,679 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 3: I dated a girl her father was murdered every year

787
00:40:07,159 --> 00:40:08,159
right around that time.

788
00:40:08,519 --> 00:40:14,559
Speaker 1: She exactly like the yeah makes sense. Yeah, yep, psychic ripples.

789
00:40:14,639 --> 00:40:17,719
Let's get to dinner. Yeah, which is a mushroom and

790
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:21,199
truffle tortellini with Queen King crab and caviar. We've got

791
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:26,480
braised meat and vegetables. A terrific middle of the road dinner. Wow. Yeah,

792
00:40:26,599 --> 00:40:29,800
high praise, high praise, high praise. Hit him with treffle,

793
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,000
hit him with caviar, hit him with it was interesting

794
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:40,440
that we went with, uh, a collective bucket of braised meat. Well,

795
00:40:40,519 --> 00:40:48,119
that's interesting, that's not okay? Twenty five pots. Kizzie in

796
00:40:48,199 --> 00:40:51,760
a huge Suspects type twist fancies being a wag.

797
00:40:52,039 --> 00:40:53,760
Speaker 3: Yes, are you familiar with what that is?

798
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: Yeah? Wife of a wife of a gamer? What is it? Wife?

799
00:40:59,079 --> 00:41:00,519
Speaker 3: Or girlfriend of an athlete?

800
00:41:02,039 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: What does wags stand for? What's the g? Girlfriend?

801
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:06,800
Speaker 3: Uh?

802
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,760
Speaker 1: What? No? It can't be a girlfriend.

803
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 3: We have a producer over here, I believe because there

804
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,239
was a series on VH.

805
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,639
Speaker 1: One wife and or a girlfriend? Is that what it means? O? Kay?

806
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:21,800
What's a wag? Give me just give him a second. Now,

807
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,599
let's be quiet while he looks this up.

808
00:41:23,679 --> 00:41:33,559
Speaker 5: Okay, wives and girlfriends?

809
00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:38,119
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, wives and girlfriends? That very specific?

810
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 3: Can I say this maybe we'll do a poll for

811
00:41:40,519 --> 00:41:41,239
our female life.

812
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: Can you be a person that is a wife and

813
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:43,920
a girlfriend.

814
00:41:44,039 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 3: I am the perfect husband for women that like Bravo.

815
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,480
I know all the shows I sit down and just

816
00:41:50,559 --> 00:41:50,960
hang out.

817
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: You're a gay man. You don't even want to have sex? Yes,

818
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,639
I do, well, not really, it's exhausting.

819
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 3: Once a month is great, right, that's how much they exactly.

820
00:42:01,039 --> 00:42:07,079
Speaker 1: That's why I am agreeing you're perfect. David and the

821
00:42:07,119 --> 00:42:10,000
Somalia sit down with Kizzie and this is where we said.

822
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,920
The Somalia gets right up. Now Kizzie and David decide

823
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,039
that they're going to try to bang later or something.

824
00:42:15,079 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 3: Well, they have to do a little code talk here. Yeah,

825
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,599
they don't need to say it directly.

826
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:24,199
Speaker 1: That's code right. Yeah, it's good. Next morning, next morning.

827
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,599
David text sir, good morning. Do not do this.

828
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, I like this. This is

829
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,840
a do you really? Oh yeah yeah, from one player

830
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:35,360
to another, much respect good move. These are the small

831
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:39,119
details that most dudes don't pick up on. A way

832
00:42:39,159 --> 00:42:42,480
to get to a woman's heart is small gestures like this.

833
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,840
I'd always do this when I'd start meeting a girl.

834
00:42:48,159 --> 00:42:50,840
Small gestures good morning, hope you have a great day.

835
00:42:51,119 --> 00:42:53,360
Always guaranteed me at least third.

836
00:42:53,119 --> 00:42:57,679
Speaker 1: Base, right, But in this situation, it's more of a hello.

837
00:42:58,119 --> 00:43:01,480
Remember we're supposed to have sex later, and so are

838
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,199
you saying that's what it always Well.

839
00:43:03,079 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 3: That was the subtext of good morning. You don't want

840
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,480
to ever say I can't wait to fingerbang you later.

841
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 1: Do me a favor, and not because you say that

842
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:22,039
word all the time, and it's such a fucking overt word,

843
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,159
you know what I mean.

844
00:43:25,519 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 3: I'll consider it.

845
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 1: Thank you smoked far too much pot. I mean, it's ridiculous.

846
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,840
You guys got to cut me off at a certain point.

847
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:40,440
So pros before Bros. Sandy is seeing Joe bloom into

848
00:43:40,599 --> 00:43:43,800
a lead deckhand right before our eyes. The action he

849
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:47,320
took to convince her of that growth, asking one of

850
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:53,119
the gremlins what to do. Wow, It's like, what how

851
00:43:53,199 --> 00:43:55,480
does he get lead deckhand? He has no idea how

852
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,559
to drop a fucking anchor?

853
00:43:56,679 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 3: Mind blown? All right, I want to say this, do

854
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,960
you heard it here? First? Don't be shocked if he

855
00:44:03,079 --> 00:44:04,599
is bosin next season.

856
00:44:05,039 --> 00:44:06,519
Speaker 1: Joe the Hoe, Joe the Hoe.

857
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:11,679
Speaker 3: I think we've seen the last of Nate. He's great TV.

858
00:44:12,079 --> 00:44:16,199
He's a Joe the Hoe. He's a little softer than

859
00:44:16,199 --> 00:44:17,199
our past postins.

860
00:44:18,079 --> 00:44:20,679
Speaker 1: I don't know, Joe the Hoe's not boson material to me.

861
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,239
Maybe though he'd be a good boson. He'd bang everyone

862
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,079
in the interior. That's what I'm saying, all right, So

863
00:44:26,119 --> 00:44:28,840
we go sailing. One of the guys throws up. Does

864
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,639
not go well. This whole thing does not go.

865
00:44:30,519 --> 00:44:34,119
Speaker 3: Well, and it takes up exactly about twenty eight seconds.

866
00:44:34,079 --> 00:44:37,280
Speaker 1: Right exactly. So Max is sent over in the tender

867
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:40,440
to drive them over. They do not want to sail back. Now,

868
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,480
there are two problems with Max's approach. One, he just

869
00:44:43,559 --> 00:44:45,360
drives back and he doesn't tell them, and they need

870
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,840
to get stuff ready. Luckily, Asha is a very talented

871
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,000
chiefs do so she catches the mistake. Number two is

872
00:44:52,039 --> 00:44:54,239
he just lets the guest drive again, and he's been

873
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:58,639
told not to do that in no uncertain terms.

874
00:44:59,599 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 3: A helpful little Patty or Battie informed us, because they

875
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:08,599
work in this industry, it is very illegal to even

876
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,920
let a charter guest touch the steering.

877
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: Right, So pretty nut stuff.

878
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,800
Speaker 3: But mac Max did this intentionally as an act of defiance.

879
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,119
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he gets back and that's what I've written down.

880
00:45:19,199 --> 00:45:23,119
Maximilian is defiant, he lies defiantly, and Nathan catches him

881
00:45:23,159 --> 00:45:28,599
on it. But first we've got to get to well, yeah,

882
00:45:28,599 --> 00:45:30,760
I guess is this where Nathan approaches.

883
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 3: There, we jump to the galley where Kermit is noticing

884
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,880
that Josh is kind of leaning on the family style.

885
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,519
Speaker 1: Tongs are coming out a little too much.

886
00:45:37,599 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 3: Now, I would argue, I remember there was an eight

887
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,880
course meal at least a few charters back, but I say,

888
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,239
it's a new family style to every new charter.

889
00:45:46,599 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: Well, this is what I got to say to Asia,

890
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,920
and I understand that Asia comes from the world and

891
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,360
a lot of people that go on these It's a

892
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,679
little bit like Beverly Hills. Beverly Hills is not representative

893
00:45:56,719 --> 00:46:01,280
of class or what's actually good. It's just represent Beverly Hills.

894
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,159
Speaker 3: I watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

895
00:46:04,199 --> 00:46:08,079
Speaker 1: Right, So Kathy Hilton is just eating potatoes all the

896
00:46:08,119 --> 00:46:10,360
time with caviar on top of them, sucking it up

897
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,800
like something from Starship Troopers or something.

898
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 3: And then she yells at DJ's that they're gay when

899
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,159
they don't play their favorite Michael Jackson song.

900
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:21,039
Speaker 1: Well, not that she actually uses a slur, but but well, essentially, yeah,

901
00:46:21,079 --> 00:46:28,800
that's what she said. So anyways, family style is all

902
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:32,280
the rage and it's and it's done. You know, you

903
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,960
go to the Dunsmore out here in Eagle Rock, one

904
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:38,039
of the hottest restaurants, they'll drop a family style corn

905
00:46:38,079 --> 00:46:40,079
bread right in front of you. You know, this can

906
00:46:40,119 --> 00:46:43,199
be done very very well. But Asha is stuck in

907
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:49,239
the chuge land of yachting. With that being said, you

908
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,880
cannot just dump a bowl of braised beef out on

909
00:46:52,920 --> 00:47:00,480
the table. That's not okay. What is this a fucking penitentiary? What?

910
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:06,519
That's crazy? All right? So Sandy sends v down because

911
00:47:06,559 --> 00:47:09,800
she's a little sick, and Joe, despite the thick stew

912
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,960
that he's in now I was a little confused by this.

913
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,119
I thought he was going to march forward and continue

914
00:47:16,159 --> 00:47:17,880
to have sex with her. But no, you're saying the

915
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,639
expiration date has hatched.

916
00:47:19,639 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll break it down. Okay, all right, Sandy uh

917
00:47:23,639 --> 00:47:25,559
telling you to go down and get some breasts. Joe

918
00:47:25,679 --> 00:47:28,480
the Hoe oversees this and he's triggered by this, and

919
00:47:28,519 --> 00:47:31,960
he starts questioning, is is he the right guy.

920
00:47:35,159 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 1: For this? Now?

921
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:39,159
Speaker 3: Ten minutes ago, he said he was all the way

922
00:47:39,159 --> 00:47:41,159
in right. He must have been referring to his coum

923
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:43,800
cannon because he's yeah see see.

924
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,679
Speaker 1: And then twenty four hours before the cumb canon actually

925
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,039
went off, he said, I want you to meet my parents.

926
00:47:51,599 --> 00:47:53,199
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm like right guy for this.

927
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, let's get to payea, one

928
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:59,320
of my favorite foods. We can obviously see that as

929
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,599
Josh begins when the cooking, the pan is way too hot,

930
00:48:03,119 --> 00:48:05,800
and we know that we know that not the rice

931
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:11,440
but the foundational elements that the rice will sit atop. Now,

932
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,159
we immediately know that this can't reach a ten right

933
00:48:14,199 --> 00:48:14,880
off rip.

934
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Speaker 3: You know what. He mentioned this, and you'd mentioned this before.

935
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As far as the culinary arts, there is no It's

936
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:23,400
almost like a snowflake. There's no one that is the

937
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,039
same as the one before it.

938
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:29,199
Speaker 1: Right, and Paea is a perfect example of that. It's

939
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,840
its own entity, right, It does what it wants, and

940
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,079
that's why people can cook it for decades and decades

941
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:38,440
and decades. It's always a trial, right, But you can't

942
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,639
start with a pan way too hot, ripping hot like this. Okay,

943
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:48,119
we're automatically at a nine now it does look like

944
00:48:48,159 --> 00:48:53,119
a delicious piea though I will say it's loaded with shrimp, lobster, mussels, chicken.

945
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:56,840
A salad of capres and cucumber is sat beside it.

946
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:03,519
Also a little klamam no thank you, no, thank you

947
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:11,360
with this caprazy cucumber shit and this fucking goddamn fried kalamar.

948
00:49:11,519 --> 00:49:14,239
I mean, what what what? What? Are we a fucking

949
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,400
bowling alley in the bronx or something like? What fuck

950
00:49:17,519 --> 00:49:21,119
is this? Okay? I don't know why I said that,

951
00:49:21,159 --> 00:49:25,320
but I do think it didn't belong. Uh fifty seven pots?

952
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:25,679
Speaker 3: Okay.

953
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:31,599
Speaker 1: Now, Kizzie and David chat on the side of the boat.

954
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,880
She kind of does the thing where her hands are

955
00:49:35,519 --> 00:49:39,519
behind her back and she's, you know, she's you know, flirting,

956
00:49:39,679 --> 00:49:41,199
and he's flirting.

957
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,280
Speaker 3: Too, just like Jack and Rose.

958
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like Jack and Rose. Nothing is going to happen.

959
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:49,599
I agree, And that's the end of the show. Caitlin,

960
00:49:49,599 --> 00:49:50,480
how do you think we did?

961
00:49:50,639 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 5: Fantastic?

962
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 1: Okay? Great, get in the comments, let us know how

963
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:58,000
you think we did. What are your uh what the fuck?

964
00:49:58,159 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 3: Oh?

965
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:01,599
Speaker 1: Sorry, he's just folded his paper with his teeth.

966
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 3: Oh and don't forget you know what throw your hat

967
00:50:05,599 --> 00:50:08,239
into Patreon. You know there's something special. Gub it up.

968
00:50:09,119 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, Sea rat Con is this Friday. Yeah, so

969
00:50:13,079 --> 00:50:15,840
go to patreon dot com slash aka deep Waters sign

970
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,840
up for that. That's gonna be the twelve dollars tier.

971
00:50:20,599 --> 00:50:24,599
And yeah, traders to come. And yeah, Beverly Hill started,

972
00:50:24,679 --> 00:50:27,360
uh last week or this week. So a lots of fun,

973
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:28,679
a lot of fun stuff. All right, we love you

974
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:31,239
very much. I'm dying, say by Pat's say good bye, lad,