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Speaker 2: You're about to get your name's glazed by the great
Speaker 2: Chris Ray, God, Derek a black Man, and Tom Sway.
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Speaker 3: So your mom hears something in your fucking closet. Rully
Speaker 3: and growling. Rats these nails peek around the door, Mom,
Speaker 3: please help, No, no.
Speaker 4: Bab.
Speaker 3: Just the door a hard jams. That's all hard. The
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Speaker 1: It and get out. That's crazy. Thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you.
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Speaker 5: we're I'm just I'm just promising now everybody who subscribes
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Speaker 1: That is absolutely not happening. Mm hmmmm hmm. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we promise, We do promise. I don't binding yeah he
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Speaker 3: I never said it, no, but he said it. If
Speaker 3: you kiss me, I'll disavow you. So I'm warning you
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's not really that much. You'll disavow, disinvowel Oh,
Speaker 5: I think you said disavow.
Speaker 1: That's not that bad vucation ocation. You can kiss me
Speaker 1: on the lips for five dollars. Damn, Kingson would turnaround?
Speaker 1: What quick turn around here? That's crazy. You're already cool
Speaker 1: with it. I like that.
Speaker 3: Police people don't kill yourselves like that. Please, don't just
Speaker 3: throw your eyes away like that. You're even if you suck,
Speaker 3: You're worth more than that. You know.
Speaker 1: How would you disembowel them? Uh?
Speaker 3: Straight up, like just dag your hand straight down to
Speaker 3: tummy and then open up and try to get.
Speaker 1: Inside, say dagger hand, like a dagger in your hand
Speaker 1: or your hand's like as sharp as the he's gonna go.
Speaker 3: I'll sharpen my hands to the point that their dagg
Speaker 3: are like bleeding profusely and then just slit someone open. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's okay, I need to see that. So, uh so
Speaker 3: we will absolutely get someone to kiss you please. It
Speaker 3: will be uh probably King of Haphazard.
Speaker 1: Uh not him, No, he I like that guy.
Speaker 3: He was really nice to me when I met him
Speaker 3: in person. All right, that the airport a little bit.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: That was super cool. He was actually a really nice dude.
Speaker 5: I was like, it's always weird running into people in airports, though,
Speaker 5: it's like because like no one's.
Speaker 3: Happy, everyone's a little stressed. Well, if you meet him
Speaker 3: after you get to the boarding area, it's Fine's kind
Speaker 3: of just like.
Speaker 1: What that's that's the Yeah, it's just here. You made it.
Speaker 1: You always to do his way for boarding.
Speaker 3: If you meet them while you're entering, it's like no.
Speaker 1: It's like, get away from me.
Speaker 3: As soon as we passed this place, We're cool.
Speaker 5: I always get paranoid that like I'm gonna walk through
Speaker 5: the thing and they're gonna just to kill me, you know,
Speaker 5: like I don't.
Speaker 1: Know shoot you know, They're gonna be like.
Speaker 5: He's he's got a gun and I'm like what wa
Speaker 5: kill him and then kill him?
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, at that moment, you're like, you know, I've
Speaker 3: kind of given up being afraid of dying a little bit.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 5: Well, the thing is like I accept death when I
Speaker 5: go on planes anyway. Well yeah, like but like I've
Speaker 5: got to be on the plane, like I don't expect
Speaker 5: it at like t s A necessarily that they're gonna
Speaker 5: explain me open and shoot me.
Speaker 1: Have ever any of them ever molested you? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah I've been.
Speaker 5: I remember I had a random search once that was
Speaker 5: crazy because I was like, yeah, we're doing like every
Speaker 5: one hundred people were doing, and they.
Speaker 1: Did one guy hit three ahead of you. Then he
Speaker 1: saw you would did you Yeah that actually happened.
Speaker 3: Oh no, not that you that's crazy exactly.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: But they had this thing where they were like we're
Speaker 5: doing like we're we're just testing some new security stuff
Speaker 5: out like come over here, and I'm like, I it
Speaker 5: was the one day that I was like really late,
Speaker 5: so like I was like I was sprinting and I
Speaker 5: had no time, and of course that was the day.
Speaker 5: But they pulled me to the side and they like
Speaker 5: put a bunch of like dust on my stuff, like
Speaker 5: powder or something like.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember what it was. It was like
Speaker 1: some weird but anthrax like your stuff.
Speaker 5: No, I think it was like it's the stuff that
Speaker 5: they put on, like I assume in retrospect stuff. It's
Speaker 5: that that powder they put on like stolen cars to
Speaker 5: like get like prints. Yeah, but I'm like, what does
Speaker 5: that matter if, like what Prince are you looking for?
Speaker 1: Like I don't know. I guess they were just testing
Speaker 1: something and they're wasting your time. They saw that you
Speaker 1: were like panting, meaning that all this guy's in a
Speaker 1: hurry get him. I swear to god, they have that motivation.
Speaker 1: They have the motivation. But if you're a piece of
Speaker 1: trash working at the TSA, you do probably get your
Speaker 1: kicks by inconveniencing people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because your entire life is an inconvenience.
Speaker 1: You work at the airport.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you have to be like I have to offset
Speaker 5: this or spread it in some way so I'm not
Speaker 5: the only one shouldering the burden.
Speaker 3: The best more like the morally best person at the
Speaker 3: TSA still like Ghost the puppy fights, you know, Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: he be a decent human.
Speaker 1: I really believe that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the only friend I know that works to the
Speaker 3: TSA consistently cheats on his wife. There's the only guy
Speaker 3: I know that works there. Like, he is the only
Speaker 3: guy I know who.
Speaker 1: Works at the TCA.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, like he like, the only person
Speaker 3: I know that has a job like that is some
Speaker 3: guy I know that consistently cheating.
Speaker 1: Does he listen to the show? Does he a friend
Speaker 1: of yours? I know him? M What does that mean?
Speaker 1: We get my friend? Oh?
Speaker 3: I know him?
Speaker 1: Should get should get him to kiss you? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: think he would be a prime candidate.
Speaker 3: I don't want to put my hands on somebody for
Speaker 3: no reason.
Speaker 1: There's not no reason. Stop, I mean you did that.
Speaker 1: I think it's a kind of a crazy reason. But
Speaker 1: I really do want to see somebody kissing me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Derek, if someone walked up on you in the
Speaker 3: middle of the street while you were your wife, you know,
Speaker 3: out doing whatever fucking inter racial couples do. And I
Speaker 3: don't know, fucking being upset or happy. I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I was gonna feel like I
Speaker 1: was like, well, what do you do?
Speaker 3: Don't don't what do you mean?
Speaker 1: You don't count why it's different? But because you're both annoying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: annoying is a is a race trait, yea, So it
Speaker 1: makes sense. You guys are cool.
Speaker 3: People are annoying. I'm not gonna say it allow, but
Speaker 3: but you know you're doing that. Yeah, we're doing walks
Speaker 3: up to you and it's like, what's going on? You're like, Oh,
Speaker 3: they fucking kiss you? What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: It entirely depends on who it is. I agree.
Speaker 3: Actually I believe this, and honestly I think you are.
Speaker 3: I think mentally you are above the homophobic blackness that
Speaker 3: exists in all of our hearts, that you're mentally above it. Look, man,
Speaker 3: in action, I feel it's gonna turn into a lot
Speaker 3: of nigga, what did you just do to me?
Speaker 1: In an attacking. I depends give me, give me someone
Speaker 1: specific or just give me a specific example of who.
Speaker 3: Just like a random random hairy fellow, just person so
Speaker 3: like not him, but him, And if someone in this archetype, so.
Speaker 1: Someone that looks like him, but I didn't know them,
Speaker 1: if I didn't know them, I'm not going to disbow
Speaker 1: the person.
Speaker 3: But yeah, well you're gonna strike them, yes, of course,
Speaker 3: like that may be a bit more extreme the person
Speaker 3: like you might and then hopefully they're not like, you know,
Speaker 3: bear strong and like actually provoked you on purpose to
Speaker 3: beat the ship out of you. That is crazy, because
Speaker 3: you gotta you gotta, you gotta think about people who
Speaker 3: do crazy stuff like that. There is the possibility they're
Speaker 3: doing the specifically to provoke you, just to showcase their
Speaker 3: skills and how that people like that should actually not exist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be nice.
Speaker 3: People that go to go to fights, go to clubs
Speaker 3: and pick fights. Yeah, just the practice they're muay thaig.
Speaker 3: It's like, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: What are you? What are you wrong with? Like the
Speaker 1: you know a lot of the a lot of the
Speaker 1: Solo gang members when they figured out that they can
Speaker 1: join the army and become elite killers. They they starreted
Speaker 1: doing I guess it's every girl, but like it was.
Speaker 1: It was a huge movement and they started posting a
Speaker 1: lot of foot it's of them in Afghanistan, like doing
Speaker 1: their gang signs and tagging shit, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is crazy. I'm seeing like this, like oh this
Speaker 1: fucking essay fucking shit and it's their sand everywhere, like
Speaker 1: just ruins and stuff and.
Speaker 5: All like this is that's doing gang signs in Fallujah
Speaker 5: is crazy?
Speaker 3: Could you imagine that every fucking blood and cript sends
Speaker 3: their kid to the fucking childhood temples for four or
Speaker 3: five fucking years and they come back and they're just
Speaker 3: debilitating people in competent.
Speaker 1: I like that because I think I feel like it
Speaker 1: would change the like the gangs would still exist, but
Speaker 1: they would be like probably Yakuza like type of caliber.
Speaker 1: You know, they would be more respected and hire to
Speaker 1: be more disciplined because a lot of them operate in
Speaker 1: a way that like there's still a lot of respect
Speaker 1: and shit like that, but it's not taken seriously like
Speaker 1: say the Italian mob, you know, the Yakuza ship like that.
Speaker 1: So I feel like if they on purpose, right from
Speaker 1: what they start going to shouting, they become disciplined monks.
Speaker 1: They will be so efficient at killing and everything they do.
Speaker 3: I feel like something really like I feel like they're cool, Like, oh,
Speaker 3: send every fucking every gang member to the fucking Tokyo
Speaker 3: or Japan and get them like fucking trained and bushido.
Speaker 3: And it's like that sounds cool on paper until it happened,
Speaker 3: and then you have like really dangerous gang members in America.
Speaker 1: Like if they're all carrying katanas, now, like that's crazy.
Speaker 1: They would that fucking be though.
Speaker 3: Going to content, people are on rooftops with their arms
Speaker 3: rested on the katanas.
Speaker 1: You're like, this is really bad. They're ninjas now, Like
Speaker 1: this is bad.
Speaker 5: I do like the idea of just like walking down
Speaker 5: the street and then there are people on like the rooftops,
Speaker 5: even if it's just one guy like kneeling like brooding
Speaker 5: kind of, it's like.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, what is he about to do?
Speaker 3: And you look over and you see one guy building
Speaker 3: hopping and you're like, this is bad.
Speaker 5: You hear, like you hear him whispering, like you're just
Speaker 5: like you can't hear you can't quite hear him because
Speaker 5: you're really far away from you here.
Speaker 1: Like the city the city needs, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: It's like muttering to himselling. You're like, whoa dude, I've
Speaker 5: made a wrong term.
Speaker 3: I was they would nuke that area first, the foremost
Speaker 3: that area would get fucking.
Speaker 1: I don't know about nuke, but would get harp it
Speaker 1: bomb the ship. I think.
Speaker 3: I think that's crazy. Don't look, you don't know about
Speaker 3: the seventies. So I agree, blew up city block.
Speaker 1: That's not the seventies anyway. Look, so this is this
Speaker 1: is I take care of it. I take care of it.
Speaker 1: You start bringing Palestine refugees they were harmble that's it.
Speaker 1: They'll they'll put it. You put the Palstina refugees in there.
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, you know, oh, somehow
Speaker 1: the idea of that they ended up over here something
Speaker 1: at their planes, like they got lost, you know, the
Speaker 1: radar got like, oh, I don't know what's happening, and though,
Speaker 1: oh we still found them. And then they finished. Do
Speaker 1: you know what happened that fucking the hummus Republic?
Speaker 5: What happened the hummost Republican fucking I think like Pennsylvania
Speaker 5: or whatever.
Speaker 1: No, the guy they misread the sign and they bombed it.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, that's crazy. I've a positives were like, it's fine,
Speaker 3: don't worry.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's funny is your honor?
Speaker 5: I could have sworn it's not even that.
Speaker 1: It's not even that dumb to assume something like that
Speaker 1: would actually happen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like somebodysheard hum.
Speaker 1: This, Yeah, and then all they're like, what get them? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah at this point, yeah, it's really bad. At this point,
Speaker 1: it's just so stupid. It's just stupid. I've been tuning
Speaker 1: out as much as possible, and I feel so much better.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad I'm not black and Muslim.
Speaker 5: I mean yeah, the way they got, the way that
Speaker 5: they got, the way that I feel bad is like,
Speaker 5: I know what the fuck is going on. The history
Speaker 5: is gonna israelill take care of this as far as
Speaker 5: like the people who were just like, oh, nothing's going
Speaker 5: on over there, even a lot of people now like
Speaker 5: you see, like in the last couple of days, it's
Speaker 5: getting to the point where like even countries are like
Speaker 5: Israel because it's like they know that, like, oh fuck,
Speaker 5: this is clearly happening, and we're gonna be remembered real poorly.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so like at the last.
Speaker 5: Minute, we're gonna we're gonna say that this is where
Speaker 5: we always.
Speaker 1: It was gonna be the former the former gonna be Israel.
Speaker 5: A lot of people are gonna look real fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: No I didn't. Yeah, the former Prime Minister of Israel.
Speaker 1: That was the one that was like, this is I
Speaker 1: feel like that was a he said something. He was like, dude,
Speaker 1: but he was like, hey, we're clearly committing war crimes,
Speaker 1: like you guys are. This is crazy, Like it was
Speaker 1: kind of the thing that everybody knows, like you were, like,
Speaker 1: you guys were kind of saying everybody knows. But a
Speaker 1: lot of people are being quiet, and so some people
Speaker 1: are now have to jump on that badwagon because of
Speaker 1: what you were saying about being remembered in a certain way.
Speaker 1: That's to me, it's the politicians, because there's a lot
Speaker 1: of politicians that were, you know, obviously doing the mantra
Speaker 1: of defend these defend themselves, defend themselves even though they know, yeah, nigga,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna pick apart your kid limb by limb,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna say I was defending myself. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: my good shut the fuck I throw a baby into
Speaker 1: the sun. It was self defense, self defense that baby.
Speaker 1: It was darker than me, that baby a terrorist, Like,
Speaker 1: so just take the baby on a situation.
Speaker 5: What's really crazy about it is that, like, no, I
Speaker 5: love the anti Semitic thing because it's just like they're
Speaker 5: they're all Semitic people. Yeah, that's like they're all semis Yes, yes,
Speaker 5: you're talking, well what words?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, that's really that's when when we get when
Speaker 1: we get to that point, it's just like like Chris,
Speaker 1: I totally, I'm I'm completely with you, but also, you know,
Speaker 1: them niggas don't know what that ship means.
Speaker 5: It's just it's the funniest gap of knowledge for anybody
Speaker 5: talking about this situation to have, though, you know, and
Speaker 5: everybody seems to have it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy, it sucks or whatever.
Speaker 3: Man, the same thing like Jewish and Zionists, Like, no,
Speaker 3: those are not the same.
Speaker 1: I tell you guys, they don't break take a break,
Speaker 1: and god you'll feel.
Speaker 3: Dude. I used to get videos of fucking poor situations
Speaker 3: that like literally like I can't sleep after seeing and
Speaker 3: I'm like.
Speaker 1: Well I don't believe that at all from you, mister.
Speaker 3: You know why, because the reason why it's so fucked
Speaker 3: up is because of the fact that you go into
Speaker 3: the comments and you expect to see sympathy and you
Speaker 3: see insanity, and then you see people with flags and
Speaker 3: starved David's in their fucking profiles.
Speaker 1: And you check the commentsations of Lively, No, I can't.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be funny.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be funny, and I can't do that.
Speaker 1: It ain't no different. They're like they he.
Speaker 3: Flew because there's there's a different like seeing like a
Speaker 3: guy get letrocuted and then turn into fucking fucking apperate
Speaker 3: to like you seeing a child just suffering, like just
Speaker 3: straight up like there's no like Looney Tunes nature of it.
Speaker 3: The kid doesn't blow a balloon and then float away
Speaker 3: and then get struck by lightning. No, it's just it's sadness.
Speaker 3: It's pretty it's a very big difference.
Speaker 1: It's pretty wild how separated people are from like the
Speaker 1: even even if you see the video, some of the
Speaker 1: video footage that a lot of those people that are
Speaker 1: saying like things are based or whatever it is. Some
Speaker 1: politicians up said some pretty horrible things about like oh
Speaker 1: they found Dug a bunch of a bunch of kids
Speaker 1: remains and stuff, and and Gaza about this and then
Speaker 1: Quippi responses. Some politicians have some Quipi responses, and I'm
Speaker 1: like it's crazy to cause you know, like if if
Speaker 1: that motherfucker stumbled upon a grave of children, there's no.
Speaker 3: Way make a fucking suicide for a joke. Could you
Speaker 3: imagine like, well.
Speaker 1: Oopsie, oops, like what I gotta put the suicide for
Speaker 1: this thing? That is crazy, Like the mount back is crazy.
Speaker 5: Putting them in that situation is very amusing because like
Speaker 5: you know, it would not no way, no way.
Speaker 1: It's what's like, you brave bitch when you're on Twitter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they wouldn't be like a bad bitch.
Speaker 5: They wouldn't like step over like a mass childer and
Speaker 5: be like that's a real kindergarten now here.
Speaker 1: The drums. Even if you were the most like prolific
Speaker 1: and ultra just seething Zionists and you still stumbled upon
Speaker 1: a mass grave of Palestine's yourself. I think the first
Speaker 1: thing you're gonna be startled just by seeing a bunch
Speaker 1: of dead bodies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like so the it's I don't think sympathy
Speaker 3: is always gonna show up.
Speaker 1: I just hate that.
Speaker 3: But I think there would definitely be like a reaction
Speaker 3: of like, oh, that's kind of fucked up. Unless you're gone,
Speaker 3: unless you're like if.
Speaker 1: You're a soldier, I mean, if you're a soldier, you've
Speaker 1: seen like if you've seen some of the footage, some of
Speaker 1: the soldiers are like posing with skulls and ship like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're you're gone. They're gone, but they're soldiers, They're they're
Speaker 1: programmed to be gone. But you know, when I was
Speaker 1: talking about taking a break, I mean, even because it's impossible,
Speaker 1: I sometimes you just kind of forget just logging on
Speaker 1: Twitter Instagram in the first place you really Twitter is
Speaker 1: when I'm talking about you can't escape some of that stuff. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: and so like I've been almost not on Twitter at
Speaker 1: all because I realize every single time, and we already
Speaker 1: know this, the algorithm is programmed to upset you so
Speaker 1: you can try to page. So my Instagram is different. Luckily,
Speaker 1: I don't know why Instagram is so different. Uh, the
Speaker 1: algorithm is not programmed to upset me. It's just programmed
Speaker 1: to funny racist stuff. You know, like whenever it suggested
Speaker 1: me something, it's like maybe it thinks it's upsetting, but
Speaker 1: it's like it's under the guise of like comedy. The
Speaker 1: what these channels are doing it? Yeah, the porn doesn't.
Speaker 1: I do it on purpose. It gave the porn gave
Speaker 1: up on me. It liked to restart it. Oh you
Speaker 1: had to, you had to see. I think you're really
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 3: You're out there seeing and every now and I stupidly
Speaker 3: like something. I'm like, oh my god, here we go
Speaker 3: to next eight feeds and I'm like and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm hoping the CDN word again.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, thanks, I'm back. I like it.
Speaker 3: I go to the page. I like a bunch of things,
Speaker 3: and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like ignited if I go because since I the Explore
Speaker 1: page has some w uh lady wrestlers, right and so,
Speaker 1: but those are like thirst trap pages, right. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: if I just you know, stayed on one for like
Speaker 1: a you know, a cycle, I think it would just
Speaker 1: be like.
Speaker 5: I actually actually built myself a machine to go through
Speaker 5: OnlyFans models, uh profiles.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's like a finger on like a rotating thing like
Speaker 5: a rolodex almost to.
Speaker 1: Scroll through all of them. So it understood. My phone
Speaker 1: understands that I'm interested brother, you know what I just
Speaker 1: found with that? Actually I like that that is a
Speaker 1: perfectly fine way to I think that's revolutionary.
Speaker 3: It might be dangerous for someone developing people.
Speaker 5: You're already cooked, yeah people, yeah, exactly ready, Like I
Speaker 5: think yeah, Like people are calling me like, compare me
Speaker 5: to testa kinda with this with this thing, but uh sick,
Speaker 5: I don't want to. I don't really accept that. Think
Speaker 5: I'm too humble.
Speaker 1: I think you're like the Elon Musk of felt like.
Speaker 3: I think I think you're like you're like the the.
Speaker 1: What is that? He just exists? He just that It's
Speaker 1: slightly different to look at that didn't get.
Speaker 3: Fired also got fired too.
Speaker 1: I mean you fired ages ago because he was just
Speaker 1: but it was like a tag team thing. He didn't
Speaker 1: do anything from the get go. Yeah, he was like
Speaker 1: what if Indian what they're like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: that means. You look at that guy him him, he
Speaker 1: looks like uh a yes, else, Well he looks more
Speaker 1: a goblin if you look at his pointy ears, and
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about, Like he looks like
Speaker 1: a fairy goblin. Yes, he did a caricature of him.
Speaker 5: He would I know, what you mean you have a
Speaker 5: little cap on and he upside down triangle kind of
Speaker 5: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: That I want people to realize that when you I
Speaker 1: feel like I don't think people understand this, and I
Speaker 1: think this is true, don't do it. I think this
Speaker 1: is very true. Man. When when people look evil, they
Speaker 1: are evil. I think it is a It's kind of like,
Speaker 1: you know, me growing up, a lot of you know,
Speaker 1: Chiacanos and like the whole like solo culture with a
Speaker 1: lot of them were just you know, mean mugging all
Speaker 1: the time. The idea was to look tough at all
Speaker 1: the time. And so if you look at all of
Speaker 1: those dudes, even when they're relaxed and relax they're watching
Speaker 1: a fucking Lakers game, right, they're just there's fucking like
Speaker 1: and I'm like, God, like, you're so and those people
Speaker 1: want to you know, one of those The only time
Speaker 1: I've ever gotten fucking someone trying to mug me was
Speaker 1: a fuckinglo Like those people. The culture is they're angry
Speaker 1: all the time, and then you can see it on
Speaker 1: their faces permanently. So when you look at like these,
Speaker 1: he's fucking little and then like the Charlie Kirks that
Speaker 1: have these stupid faces Like you're like, or Matt Gates,
Speaker 1: yeah that you look at these people. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: You look at these people and are like, these are
Speaker 1: fucking look at them.
Speaker 5: Matt Gate's and Charlie Kirk in particular, are like looks.
Speaker 3: Like Charlie Kirk looks like one of the Like he
Speaker 3: looks this is gonna be a stretch, but he looks
Speaker 3: like someone that would be a dick head on the
Speaker 3: Polar Express, you know, like he looks like one of
Speaker 3: the kids from that movie grown up to be a
Speaker 3: fucking piece of shit. I know what you're saying, Like
Speaker 3: he has such as like an uncanny looking, mother fully
Speaker 3: dislikable face, Like I just.
Speaker 5: That smile that he gave that that girl one literally
Speaker 5: like like that's grect. But what's crazy about it is
Speaker 5: like you can tell when people are like overreacting for
Speaker 5: like the camera whatever I was discussed, I could tell
Speaker 5: that was not an overreaction, Like there was a genuine like, dude,
Speaker 5: it's startling when you see like a human being become
Speaker 5: a demon, like.
Speaker 3: For like three frame, the way he can reel his
Speaker 3: face back so much with his big ass fucking guy.
Speaker 1: Is that Kadian drawing him is perfect? That's the thing
Speaker 1: that is respect. I didn't have to really do anything right,
Speaker 1: if you think about it, it really is just a trace.
Speaker 3: Is this a trace with a little bit more line
Speaker 3: work on the face.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's insane. Yeah, like you can tell, like I
Speaker 3: remember this is the music a little bit sad, but
Speaker 3: I remember there was a there was a female friend
Speaker 3: the hat who her partner was abusive at times, right,
Speaker 3: and yeah, the moment he walked in, I could fucking
Speaker 3: shot him. I was like, that's not a good guy.
Speaker 3: The energy, Yeah, that's not a good like. No, I
Speaker 3: looked at him like, I was like, it was completely
Speaker 3: prejudiced before when I fucking I got him, I was like,
Speaker 3: oh I can look at this guy. I'm judging before
Speaker 3: even sen Did.
Speaker 1: You see that man? How he clocked it?
Speaker 3: Walked in clearly red angry aura around him. Uh unfortunately Mexican, Okay,
Speaker 3: but that was like he walks in, fucking uh beat
Speaker 3: her under his fucking discuse his shirt. And I was
Speaker 3: just like, oh this this he was in a military
Speaker 3: and he hits women and it turns out it turns
Speaker 3: out right on the Monday, and I was like someone
Speaker 3: to be like, you couldn't tell. But I think that
Speaker 3: was a little bit so you couldn't.
Speaker 5: Some people are well are well designed for what they are,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think back in the day it was hard
Speaker 1: to tell because everybody was kind of like robotic and
Speaker 1: hid their power levels, you know, like everybody works.
Speaker 5: It was more conformity, so like everybody kind of like
Speaker 5: blended in a little bit better.
Speaker 1: Now people like like they wear their alter egos, which
Speaker 1: is you know a lot of times you'll see so
Speaker 1: you'll see somebody a scumbaggery don't wear it proudly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, it's kind of like I mean
Speaker 1: that's what the Maga hat warped into. Right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just like especially now maybe it just Elon
Speaker 5: like and even his whole shifts, you know what I mean, Right,
Speaker 5: like he like blended in a little bit.
Speaker 6: And then it was like, what if coming to this
Speaker 6: crazy what if I the inward outside I saw.
Speaker 5: The other day I saw recently what Uh it made
Speaker 5: me laugh so hard.
Speaker 1: I was walking.
Speaker 5: Uh, I was walking through an alley as I often do.
Speaker 3: Okay, Uh, wild wet day.
Speaker 5: Well it's here like whatever at night. It was in
Speaker 5: the middle of the day. Crazy, gotcha, Although I do.
Speaker 3: Also time of the mug muggers.
Speaker 1: You mug the muggers.
Speaker 3: I mugged them first, pull a gun on them, and
Speaker 3: I like your stuff, give me your knife.
Speaker 5: So I saw a cyber truck right and it had
Speaker 5: a on the back of it. It had like a
Speaker 5: little swastik of medallion.
Speaker 1: You're kidding. No, I'm not even this is not it
Speaker 1: sounds like a lie. I'm not even joking.
Speaker 5: It was around here and it was like a swastika
Speaker 5: with like the I think like on something on top
Speaker 5: of it. I think it was like an eagle or
Speaker 5: something coming out of it. And it was a cyber
Speaker 5: truck parked an alley with the sausa behind it and
Speaker 5: like two broken windows, which is really fucking.
Speaker 1: Damn, which is awesome, dude. I just don't the people
Speaker 1: that the people that are still driving them are fucking brave, dude.
Speaker 1: It's stupid, but brave. I mean those cars are so dangerous.
Speaker 5: I feel back for the people who just like thought
Speaker 5: it like I thought it was cool.
Speaker 1: Nope, traded in. I will take I will take the loss.
Speaker 3: You absolutely can trade it. I will another decent car. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're like there. First of all, nobody wants them.
Speaker 1: They'll take the loss, like say, you you trade it
Speaker 1: back in and you'll get sigificant less. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'll take the loss.
Speaker 3: Dude. They're such dangerous cars.
Speaker 1: They are really dangerous.
Speaker 3: Their batteries on the bottom. When I found out that ship,
Speaker 3: I would my mind was blown because I was like, Hey,
Speaker 3: where is that ship because the trunks in the front. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what mean their battery the car batteries on the bottom
Speaker 3: of the car.
Speaker 1: Like Tesla's. Isn't that insane, Chris, Yes, that's why they're
Speaker 1: such terrible. Are normal tests like that? Yes? Are they?
Speaker 1: I thought most cars? I don't. I don't.
Speaker 3: Batteries never in the back. Batteries are supposed to be
Speaker 3: in the front.
Speaker 1: There's definitely cars with batteries in the back.
Speaker 3: Well they're not the post. Well more often than not,
Speaker 3: the batteries in the front where everything else in the
Speaker 3: car is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3: I've never seen a car to the battery in the back. Actually,
Speaker 3: that's where the trunks are. That's why I'm a little confused.
Speaker 5: Also, I have absolutely seen a car with the battery
Speaker 5: in the back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the car. I don't remember.
Speaker 5: I mean it was ages ago, but I remember because
Speaker 5: I remember because I was like, oh, that's weird.
Speaker 1: I've never seen that.
Speaker 3: And you jump a car I've never seen somebody. This
Speaker 3: is not that it's not possible, that's not the same
Speaker 3: batter but the fact for Tesla's they have space in
Speaker 3: the back and they have their trunk that the trunks
Speaker 3: in the front for some reason, but there's also an
Speaker 3: opening space in the back and they have the batteries
Speaker 3: in the bottom of the car. I know that because
Speaker 3: my friend that does he is a fire fighter. He
Speaker 3: was like, the reason why a lot of fire starts
Speaker 3: from thost cars that's so dangerous is because they go
Speaker 3: over something, it'll just fuck the bottom of the car
Speaker 3: up and the car can straight up just get fucked over.
Speaker 3: So they're on the bottom of the car, which is
Speaker 3: why people are like, these cars are not street safe.
Speaker 5: That sounds crazy, that's the point.
Speaker 3: That's why people are like, these cars should not be
Speaker 3: on the street.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I know they're not in the street
Speaker 1: in many other countries probably, I think most of the countries.
Speaker 3: Nowhere else has I'm like, yeah, they're just here.
Speaker 1: I know people are trying to I think illegally smuggle
Speaker 1: them to their countries so they can have a cyber truck.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's I legally smuggling a cyber truck when
Speaker 3: you can just get a Chinese car that's five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: That is just better.
Speaker 5: Definitely, test those high voltage batteries are indeed located under
Speaker 5: the floor pan of the vehicle.
Speaker 3: It's pretty insane.
Speaker 1: That really is. Actually that's insane. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 5: That's like, actually the worst place for to be home,
Speaker 5: it is firefighting.
Speaker 3: Was like, yeah, I've got I've gone to fire started
Speaker 3: by Tesla's because something just hits the bottom of the
Speaker 3: car right And I'm like what He was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: they're ship Like don't like like I thought, I don't
Speaker 3: like Elon, but also really don't get those cars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, irrespective of Elon.
Speaker 5: Really yeah, because I because I remember not, I really
Speaker 5: thinking tests were cool the first year that I saw them,
Speaker 5: because it was like new, and because it was like
Speaker 5: new and weird, like the handles were different and like
Speaker 5: it had like an iPad and it's like, oh, this
Speaker 5: feels like futuristic kind of and then like I don't know,
Speaker 5: you spend time in them, and especially when you drive them, dude,
Speaker 5: like they're really I.
Speaker 3: Like the ghost detecting services they have where they detect
Speaker 3: people from not being near you. You're like, what the hell?
Speaker 3: What the need someone's beside in the car and you're
Speaker 3: like fucking on the highway. You're like, huh.
Speaker 1: All new cars have that ship and they feel it
Speaker 1: feels useless by how their sensors are like too sensitive
Speaker 1: because like You'll.
Speaker 3: Just say, when I have back a car out of
Speaker 3: the driveway, like I'm hearing like I feel like I'm
Speaker 3: in the middle, like a bunch of coming towards me.
Speaker 1: I'm like doomsday fucking device.
Speaker 3: You hear if you're heaven starting up, and then you
Speaker 3: hear things approaching the carre like what's going on?
Speaker 1: My car is busted. I gotta get rid of it
Speaker 1: going back home.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it has this like problem where like like when
Speaker 5: I when I swerve into people, they don't survive.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's see. How do you how do you
Speaker 1: get that fixed? I don't know, man, I've been trying
Speaker 1: for a while, but if I keep swearing that people,
Speaker 1: it would be better.
Speaker 3: Eventually, maybe it'll adapt if I keep hating people with it.
Speaker 5: I just kind of I don't know, like it just
Speaker 5: doesn't seem like a it doesn't seem like it's working
Speaker 5: all that well.
Speaker 1: I see, yeah, just sell it off. Are your parents
Speaker 1: is again? Well? No, every time they it's the same
Speaker 1: problem with them. I completely forgot that. I saw this
Speaker 1: in downtown. But uh look what is that? Is that
Speaker 1: a shadow of the Hedgehog cyber truck? Yes? Oh man,
Speaker 1: there's part of it that's cool.
Speaker 5: That's like, that's actually all of it is bad. You
Speaker 5: think that's actually one hundred and fifty percent terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I was What he just said was
Speaker 1: he likes it. Yeah, but he's broken.
Speaker 5: He's broken on a fundamental level that cannot be really addressed.
Speaker 1: That is true.
Speaker 3: Hey man, I like Sonic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know I don't hate Sonic. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm like a Sega genesis make a dry Sonic fan,
Speaker 1: and then I kind of fell off from there. But
Speaker 1: I wouldn't put him or his gay nemesis on a car.
Speaker 3: I really like, Yeah, I want to put that on
Speaker 3: a car. But I do like shadow. I like to
Speaker 3: the the I hate that I like he bothers me.
Speaker 1: I like to the soap opera. They did the Son
Speaker 1: of the Hedgehog soap opera. I like that.
Speaker 3: There's a funny one is.
Speaker 1: That it's all my hedgehogs. You remember that. I wish
Speaker 1: I did. There's not the soap opera network. I guess
Speaker 1: there was a soap Damn. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: fun that chance with that channel.
Speaker 3: Opera network is crazy and it's real. It's real.
Speaker 1: It's a general so I guess it makes sense because
Speaker 1: there's so many of them, just continuously.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you go all my children in general hospital. Yeah,
Speaker 5: all my hedgehogs all my.
Speaker 1: Head Yeah hedge so literally nephew.
Speaker 3: I wanted to go see a son headrog. I don't
Speaker 3: hate soee for sure. And there was this meme online
Speaker 3: where like Shadow loves Latino women. Oh yeah, that's time
Speaker 3: over it. And there's a scene in the movie where
Speaker 3: Shadows watching a novela talking about like how beautiful you
Speaker 3: think is one of the girls and it is, And
Speaker 3: I'm like.
Speaker 1: Is that real in the movie? Yeah, we know that's
Speaker 1: that can't be real. I'm being dead serious, are you?
Speaker 1: Why would they do that? Because he loves the characters.
Speaker 1: He's I really can what is going on? And I
Speaker 1: don't understand.
Speaker 5: It makes me upset because I it I how should
Speaker 5: I put this? Everything else feels distant enough, like every
Speaker 5: other fictional reality that like exists that has an IP
Speaker 5: feels distant enough to our world where like I'm okay
Speaker 5: with it. Like I don't know if like Master Chief
Speaker 5: likes the Latinas and I don't think that's described at all.
Speaker 1: No, That's what I'm saying. But like that, there's no.
Speaker 5: Like does Marcus like Marcus Phoenix watches Yeah, what he
Speaker 5: watches the view?
Speaker 1: It jerks off to the view, like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I love Whoopy Goldberg.
Speaker 1: I love what. I love Whoopy Goldberg. DOMBM she has
Speaker 1: no eyebrows. Dombmb sitting there.
Speaker 3: I love Caribbean one sitting there.
Speaker 5: Dom Skeleton is sitting there.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know, he doesn't He refuses to acknowledge that
Speaker 1: he's gun.
Speaker 3: Still want to go play thunderball whatever it's called thrash ball.
Speaker 3: I think you're looking thrashball. Look, you know he's trying
Speaker 3: to remember your skeleton.
Speaker 1: There's just there's just a bunch of fucking.
Speaker 5: There's a bunch of kava bowls next to fucking dumba.
Speaker 1: It's getting called dom it getting dead. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: speaking of that, talk back to me, man, I just
Speaker 1: I'm so lonely. Man.
Speaker 5: Well, dude, actually, speaking of that, we have a question
Speaker 5: that has everything to do with this unyielding twink genetics.
Speaker 5: Rodin says he's getting your dick sucked by your own clone.
Speaker 5: Gay or masturbation with extra steps.
Speaker 1: Where's the line?
Speaker 3: Raw, It's kind of both, but it's like whatever it.
Speaker 1: Is kind of both, isn't it. Well, since it's your clone,
Speaker 1: since it's another entity, right, so the only way it
Speaker 1: would work it would be masturbation is if you killed
Speaker 1: your clone, you died too, What do you mean, No,
Speaker 1: it's still another entity though, well so well no, like
Speaker 1: so like if you were connected to like say it
Speaker 1: was still your consciousness, you killed the clone and you
Speaker 1: die too, then it'd be okay, that was masturbation. So
Speaker 1: you gotta test it. You gotta let your clone suck
Speaker 1: you off and kill the clone, right and then if
Speaker 1: the clone, if you're still alive after the clone dies,
Speaker 1: then that means you're gay because it was just an
Speaker 1: entire separate because it's kind of like it's almost like
Speaker 1: asking the question if if your identical twins sucked you off,
Speaker 1: is that gay? Well, yes, it's gay and incest. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like if your clone sucks off, it is
Speaker 3: gay and masturbation. But it's like not a big deal
Speaker 3: at that moment, Like whatever.
Speaker 1: Dude, because they're fucking basically the same as you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they're exactly but this is exactly the same idea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know what I mean, like, there's not even
Speaker 1: such a minor difference.
Speaker 5: I feel like that's not I feel like that's like
Speaker 5: a big stretch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're identical twin and a clone.
Speaker 5: I feel like the stretch between an identical twin and
Speaker 5: a clone is like.
Speaker 1: A fifty leap. I would say that in because.
Speaker 5: A clone has all of your exact memories and emotions
Speaker 5: and everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, is that how a clone works?
Speaker 3: Well no, no, no, it's like it's it's literally like you
Speaker 3: walk in a room another you is copy straight.
Speaker 1: Up, and in sci fi terms, that's not even fucking true.
Speaker 1: And that's where you don't just clone somebody and they
Speaker 1: they're completely It's like Arnold Schwarzenegg or anybody getting a
Speaker 1: clone from sci fi movies in general, it is just
Speaker 1: a clone of you. It is your DNA, it is
Speaker 1: a thing. It's not to your memories and aspirations. This
Speaker 1: I know everything about you. That's not how.
Speaker 5: We're not talking about like that kind of a clone.
Speaker 1: That's usually not even the how clones work. I feel
Speaker 1: like it is.
Speaker 5: No, it's not feel in every single movie that's how
Speaker 5: clones work.
Speaker 1: These are These are I'm a sci fi guy.
Speaker 5: Not you do, I'm a clone guy. Sorry, you don't
Speaker 5: know the finer details of the fat.
Speaker 3: Cl Really, this is really dumb. But also there's the
Speaker 3: idea of a clone and then a copy. There's a difference, right,
Speaker 3: A copy is a clone, but a copy is like
Speaker 3: from the moment that this goes on, it's you exactly.
Speaker 3: Your clone is immediately not you, though even the same
Speaker 3: as your copy. Like if if someone clones me right now,
Speaker 3: and there's another Kingston standing right beside me in another chair,
Speaker 3: he is immediately not me. He is a clone of me.
Speaker 3: It's a different person. We're extremely similar. From his perspective,
Speaker 3: existence is already different, like immediately because he's in a
Speaker 3: different place for me exactly. We're not the same person anymore.
Speaker 3: That's how differences work, Like even the most minute things
Speaker 3: make difference.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I feel like what I'm saying ultimately is
Speaker 5: that a clone and a twin are very fucking different.
Speaker 1: They're quite different, yes, And like say, get twins, like
Speaker 1: if you're saying, if you're saying, well, fraternal twins look different,
Speaker 1: even identical twins. Identical twins, they don't start off starting different.
Speaker 1: They can start looking different because start leading different lives,
Speaker 1: but they can also stick together and look extremely the same.
Speaker 3: Not exactly, they look very very very similar, Like they're
Speaker 3: easily you can easily miss.
Speaker 1: Like miss. There are many twins that many examples that
Speaker 1: have grown up oldest ship that have stuck in together
Speaker 1: and purposefully looked the same because they like that. GIMMI
Speaker 1: I about to.
Speaker 5: Blow your mind, Derek, Yeah, we're twins.
Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up, idiot, This is fucking die But
Speaker 3: but but if that's true, I wouldn't be true or
Speaker 3: older than me didn't leave this this whole time.
Speaker 1: You ever know this whole fucking time? Damn.
Speaker 3: If it's true, your parents suck. They gave me up.
Speaker 3: It made me think my mom died.
Speaker 1: It was expensive. That's great. I get it that they
Speaker 1: started to make sense now, but what happens are you
Speaker 1: clearly are terrible, so like they and that's why the
Speaker 1: king Dad he you know, he he he didn't like
Speaker 1: he was like he he adopted you when he was
Speaker 1: like this guy sucks. Yeah, white people.
Speaker 3: Let me be adopted son. Let me a little celestial
Speaker 3: terrorist now because my son sucks. Let me go. Let
Speaker 3: me gonna make the world way worse because my son's
Speaker 3: a bit stupid donated boy, little baddy boy.
Speaker 1: You. But yeah, I get look at I know it's
Speaker 1: not to say. I would say if we're talking like
Speaker 1: we're talking like socially, like regular fucking people, you know,
Speaker 1: like you know, you're just like, okay, a clone and
Speaker 1: and like it's like you understand it, just like like
Speaker 1: a car cott someone who looks like you. And so
Speaker 1: is it gay? Yes, I would have to. I would
Speaker 1: just have to say it. I don't understand how it
Speaker 1: couldn't be. Yeah, yeah, it's just there's another body. I guess.
Speaker 5: The more the more interesting question is it is is
Speaker 5: it more gay than it is masturbation or is it
Speaker 5: more masturbation than it is gay.
Speaker 3: More gay than master?
Speaker 1: I think it's much more gay. It's just because to me,
Speaker 1: it's like master, like self sucking yourself that's you ask
Speaker 1: that question, that is the middle. And then I would
Speaker 1: say because then people say, and I've actually I've never
Speaker 1: I didn't, dude, this is I don't damn. I don't
Speaker 1: remember who said this, but fairly recently it kind of
Speaker 1: made me because I've always thought, well, yeah, it's it's uh,
Speaker 1: if you jacking off is not gay, then sucking your
Speaker 1: dick's not gay. But then somebody said that is, and
Speaker 1: I wish I I don't think it is. I see
Speaker 1: I think in somebody said this, which made me understand
Speaker 1: where they're coming from. But I still disagree because it's
Speaker 1: still I'm like, you're if you jack off another man,
Speaker 1: that's gay. So if you jack yourself off, that's not gay.
Speaker 1: So if you suck yourself off, that's not gay, right,
Speaker 1: Like it's the same thing. You're just self pleasuring yourself. However,
Speaker 1: someone said, when you suck your own dick, it feels
Speaker 1: more like you're sucking get dick suck, And I never
Speaker 1: considered that, and I'm like, oh, I think it's the
Speaker 1: most valid answer to that. That makes a lot of sense,
Speaker 1: but it still doesn't negate the fact that like said
Speaker 1: the same thing where it would have applied to giving
Speaker 1: a hand job. You know what I'm saying, like like, oh,
Speaker 1: if like the whole like say, if you're sucking a
Speaker 1: if you were jacking yourself off, yeah, and and somebody
Speaker 1: giving you a hand job, right, It's like, oh does
Speaker 1: it feel more?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Well, this is why I wear gloves. Some people sit
Speaker 1: on my hand somebody, Yeah, I've heard about the stranger.
Speaker 3: I wear like seven hours, eight hours on my hand.
Speaker 3: I can't move my fingers. I can't tell them what
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 5: Is just what I said on my ans for three
Speaker 5: straight days and then I put on a baseball glove.
Speaker 1: So I like to do. I like to break my arm.
Speaker 1: It's like what you do is because like if you
Speaker 1: were say, look, here's my right hand, and if I
Speaker 1: need if I wanted to make it feel like I
Speaker 1: was jacking somebody off, right, like I would be like
Speaker 1: this right, So I have to break my arm. That
Speaker 1: is crazy because like I can't get it perfectly, you know,
Speaker 1: ninety degree angle. So I break it and then I
Speaker 1: get it, and then I let it reset after three
Speaker 1: months and it's very efficient. Yeah, so I only get
Speaker 1: to do it every few months, but it's worth it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really hard to break my go to Disney. It's
Speaker 1: really hard to break the fucking that fucking fracture is tough.
Speaker 1: It's tough.
Speaker 3: I got under something and pop it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they get really mad when I keep breaking the
Speaker 1: screws in the rods, Like, like, bro, you're you're really
Speaker 1: determined that don't come back here, come back to regularly.
Speaker 1: Like I can't. I can't. I can't finish anymore. I
Speaker 1: can't finish now more. I need to pay. I can't
Speaker 1: finish no more. I don't need to pain. But you
Speaker 1: get to the point where you just like couldn't even
Speaker 1: like nothing but doing something that insane could get you off.
Speaker 5: I can't kind of jumping off a two story building
Speaker 5: and just barely being saved in a nick.
Speaker 1: Of time, and he just blows one. Thank God. In worldless,
Speaker 1: I know a community Josh Potter that can't really bust
Speaker 1: by with the chick. There's a con Josh Potter that
Speaker 1: he can pretty much only finish himself off. And uh,
Speaker 1: there was a there was a while where he was.
Speaker 1: He was kind of like a producer of a podcast.
Speaker 1: And uh, they had this thing called I think it
Speaker 1: was called like Make Josh Come Tour or something, and
Speaker 1: so it was supposed to be girls that were just
Speaker 1: supposed to like see if they can get it done.
Speaker 1: And I don't think it worked, and I never I
Speaker 1: that sucks. That's really it's like you did everything when
Speaker 1: you were growing up. You probably put like several like
Speaker 1: cucumbers in your ass or something, and you watched all
Speaker 1: the porn simultaneously. Like he was one of the first
Speaker 1: people to do have the dual monitors. When he he
Speaker 1: was like, he's a little bit older than me. He's
Speaker 1: like Wade and impossible around fucking screen.
Speaker 3: Wade was cooked.
Speaker 1: Bro Wade was absolutely good. If Wade stood up, he's
Speaker 1: a man in the chair. He like he like had
Speaker 1: a bunch of gooner ship something. Actually not a little bit.
Speaker 5: He was just a guy in his room when surrounded
Speaker 5: by computers.
Speaker 3: Like kid, that was a nerd. That's all he was.
Speaker 1: But if you how old was he, what do you
Speaker 1: think he was that he was that age? Age was
Speaker 1: that age where like so if this was real life,
Speaker 1: it probably would be cooked though Yeah, he's probably you
Speaker 1: think he would have, You think he was any Hispanic
Speaker 1: kid with the internet access. He's done. He's done. He's cooked.
Speaker 3: Especially at that age too, Like that's like that's the
Speaker 3: time where like you gotta not let them have their
Speaker 3: own computer. Yeah, because if you do, they're gone. You've
Speaker 3: lost your kid.
Speaker 1: You know. Can't you can't.
Speaker 5: It's a lot of that's a lot of power, man,
Speaker 5: you can't. You know, like giving a give a default
Speaker 5: to the one of the best genres.
Speaker 1: Ever exactly with that ship. I'm kind of I feel
Speaker 1: like I was maybe a little bit blessed uh people
Speaker 1: around us, and people may even before they grew up
Speaker 1: a dial up or nothing. So yeah, you didn't have
Speaker 1: we didn't have the option of the god telling you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, even even me. So it was like it wasn't
Speaker 3: great yet, but it was on its way towards being
Speaker 3: pretty good. And they're like, all right, fine, buffering, I'll
Speaker 3: wait twenty minutes and beat off for six Oh wait,
Speaker 3: how fucking I'll suffer this?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I do. I do miss the old buffering day.
Speaker 1: I guess it's it's it doesn't matter anymore because everything
Speaker 1: buffer is like on the fly. But you you would
Speaker 1: wait for it to completely finish buffering and then so
Speaker 1: you can just like go U instead of like oh
Speaker 1: you get thirty seconds and then has to buffer again.
Speaker 3: Each type of ship you everything ready like.
Speaker 5: Slav on his knob, like corn on a cob. Dick
Speaker 5: is in me rode in pretty cool. Remember you can
Speaker 5: also write in if you go to Patreonic.
Speaker 3: You could do a better job than this guy. Please help.
Speaker 1: This is not a question.
Speaker 3: That was Juicyes, right, yeah, yeah, that is that his name, right,
Speaker 3: just Juicy Jay, Juicy Es.
Speaker 1: Drink called geez, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Stop of my nob like corner cop the original from
Speaker 3: what was from Juicyages afro Man?
Speaker 1: Right yeah, afro Man, that was the first one.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: No, you're thinking of red Man. Afro Man was the original. No,
Speaker 1: he's thinking of red Man.
Speaker 3: I think afro Man.
Speaker 1: You're thinking of red Man. I'm not How long is
Speaker 1: hold on? Hold on? Hold on? How long has afro
Speaker 1: Man been around? Can't? And you you think he was?
Speaker 3: That first phrase is from him, So on the corner
Speaker 3: cob might have been said before him, probably, but like
Speaker 3: look that phrase was in one of his songs, I
Speaker 3: swear to God one of his older songs. Look, if
Speaker 3: you I can look it up, go ahead.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. No, I'm just saying if that is true,
Speaker 1: like that is completely mind blowing to me, because I.
Speaker 3: Always for a bit afron.
Speaker 5: No, I'm be honest, I'm be honest.
Speaker 1: I've just I've never given a ship about Afromn. Like
Speaker 1: it's always it's always been annoying to me. That's you know,
Speaker 1: that's a lot of people that love like weed and shit.
Speaker 1: It would probably be really mad that I said that,
Speaker 1: but I don't care. Yeah, there's just like it was
Speaker 1: just like gimmicky shit when I found Afromn and I
Speaker 1: was just like, this is stupid.
Speaker 5: Everything that was like weed oriented. I kind of like
Speaker 5: didn't care about it at all.
Speaker 1: I never got into some some songs on like these
Speaker 1: songs are really good, but I've always hated weed culture.
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, I don't give a fuck if you
Speaker 1: smoke weed. Why the fuck all of a sudden you
Speaker 1: have like plants all over you and ship men like
Speaker 1: fuck Bob Marley. Well see that's the thing, Like that's different.
Speaker 1: He didn't have fucking chronic ship on his fucking hats,
Speaker 1: you know, but he was.
Speaker 5: Like he was like the shay grivera of like weed
Speaker 5: culture for a little bit, where like he just had
Speaker 5: his image everywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it wasn't it wasn't his. Yeah, he didn't
Speaker 1: do it right. That's just he literally was just doing
Speaker 1: his thing. People.
Speaker 3: That man was a fucking he was a fucking mountain mover,
Speaker 3: a dog. It was crazy how popular he was.
Speaker 1: He did move mountains, yeah, he did.
Speaker 3: I remember watching he moved that one Jamaican mountain, that
Speaker 3: one that one song, I'm moving mountains.
Speaker 1: Smoking weed. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I hate how a little bit of me
Speaker 3: doesn't like that, even though like I'm so detached from
Speaker 3: that part of my culture.
Speaker 1: It's like stop that we mountain, we jammin', we jammin
Speaker 1: move and movement. Mountains, Lord.
Speaker 3: Mountains, I think, though I don't even like reggae, but
Speaker 3: I listening to him makes me feel mountains. There's this
Speaker 3: positive music.
Speaker 1: Mountains tonight, you're fucking reggae moving amazing. Jimp the movie Jimp,
Speaker 1: All right, did you.
Speaker 3: You haven't seen? I?
Speaker 1: Did you saw? The movie? Friendship? Movie is insane.
Speaker 5: So there's a Tim Robinson movie out called Friendship that
Speaker 5: I do recommend because it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: There the guy named Jim. I forgot there. Your name
Speaker 1: is Jimp Jimp? Yeah, stupid jump jump the stupid. No,
Speaker 1: he's just a guy.
Speaker 3: There is a moment. There's a moment, and there's.
Speaker 5: A lot of moments in that movie where is he
Speaker 5: small jimp Jim guy imp No, But what are you
Speaker 5: gonna say?
Speaker 3: There's a moment in that movie in the fucking holding
Speaker 3: cell that is so crazy where he walks towards him
Speaker 3: and he's like, dude, he probably slips. And that scene
Speaker 3: set me off in the theater is so bad that
Speaker 3: I had to get up and go to the side
Speaker 3: area because that was writhing too much. I thought that
Speaker 3: scene was so That movie is inside. I think Tim
Speaker 3: Robbins is like genuinely probably the funniest guy ever. Like, actually,
Speaker 3: I think he's so funny it's insane.
Speaker 5: He's he's up there, He's in the top twenty modern comedy.
Speaker 1: I can't think of somebody that's genuinely much funnier than him,
Speaker 1: Like I don't. I don't disregard that.
Speaker 5: I also just don't think I've been paying enough attention
Speaker 5: to say something like that, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 5: I don't know if i'd like, because there's there's still
Speaker 5: that the what is it the rehearsal with Nathan Fielder,
Speaker 5: the guy who did Nathan for You that everybody's talking about,
Speaker 5: indiot not the new season. No, I don't think I
Speaker 5: finished the first season.
Speaker 3: The first season. There's a moment in the first season
Speaker 3: that's so stressing that I was like, what is happening.
Speaker 5: I like anxiety comedy. I like I like that it's
Speaker 5: becoming a thing anyway.
Speaker 3: I like anxiety com I like when people watch things
Speaker 3: and get really stressed and laugh at these I like things.
Speaker 5: I like th funny because they're uncomfortable, Like there's something
Speaker 5: about it that like, I just like, I like and
Speaker 5: it's un I feel like it's not common because a
Speaker 5: lot of comedy is like whacky or whatever.
Speaker 1: Well, people, I understand why it's not common because.
Speaker 5: Of course, Yeah, I also don't think a lot of
Speaker 5: people are good at doing it. There's like a really
Speaker 5: you have to have a very specific skills. I think
Speaker 5: Tom Robas is pretty good at Nathan Nathan Fielder. Have
Speaker 5: you ever seen Nathan for You? Yeah, dude, you gotta
Speaker 5: be like. There's a gas station in Burbank that he
Speaker 5: went to it.
Speaker 3: It's the one.
Speaker 1: It's a famous one. Yeah, it's the one.
Speaker 5: Where and it had the guy where he walks up
Speaker 5: to some guy. Is this old I think our median guy.
Speaker 5: I'm not really sure. He looks kind of actually like
Speaker 5: he looked kind of like a chameleon. I couldn't really tell,
Speaker 5: like what, where, where the fuck he came from? But
Speaker 5: like this old guy runs the gas station and Nathan's
Speaker 5: trying to like figure out how to like drum up
Speaker 5: business for the gas station, and out of nowhere, unprompted,
Speaker 5: this old guy, he's like, yeah, you just drink some tea,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 1: He goes like what, and he's like, I drink my
Speaker 1: grandson's pea is good for you.
Speaker 5: He's serious. It's not like he's too old. And obviously
Speaker 5: he's working in a gas station. He's not like a
Speaker 5: comedic genius where like he understands, oh, he's like playing
Speaker 5: a character. He's literally like saying like, no, if you
Speaker 5: drink grandson, your grandson's pee is good for you. And
Speaker 5: he asserts it and like he like, that's the first
Speaker 5: time I've ever seen Nathan Fielder break and anything. And
Speaker 5: I think it's the only time he has. I don't
Speaker 5: think there's a single because he like what It's just like,
Speaker 5: what the fuck are you saying? I wonder if that
Speaker 5: guy's still there.
Speaker 3: I wonder if you like making people break is the
Speaker 3: best thing. I want to see Tim. I want to
Speaker 3: see Tim Robbins break. I want to see him break
Speaker 3: character finally. Yeah, he's like he's immovable, like he won't
Speaker 3: break characters.
Speaker 1: And I want to hear him doing Friendship's very good.
Speaker 1: Nathan is very good.
Speaker 3: I got it's great in that movie.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 5: I wasn't expecting Paul Ready even be in that movie.
Speaker 5: I saw nothing about it. I just knew that it
Speaker 5: was a Tim Robbinson and I was like, I guess
Speaker 5: I want it anyway. This guy wrote in we got
Speaker 5: distracted it fucking immediately. He says, not a question. But
Speaker 5: I want to thank Derek for letting us know that
Speaker 5: Taco Bell seasoning can be bought in stores. Me and
Speaker 5: my girlfriend make crunch rafts of fremes on weekends, and
Speaker 5: it's way better than the fast food ones, and you
Speaker 5: can stuff them with as much as you want.
Speaker 1: I never thought that would be.
Speaker 5: Of all the things you've done for people, Like if
Speaker 5: you think about all the kindnesses that you've done for people,
Speaker 5: like throughout your life, good thanks that you get for
Speaker 5: the things that you get thanks for.
Speaker 1: It's very funny. I'm a donator. I donate. I give
Speaker 1: homeless people food, you know, like I I. But yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the one that I'm most proud of. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He rescues.
Speaker 5: He rescues puppies from puppy mills that are gonna be
Speaker 5: executed and finds them homes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes I I you know, I don't make it
Speaker 1: there before they put them in the woodchipper and yeah,
Speaker 1: and have a big wood chipper. Make sure they have
Speaker 1: a puppy chippers.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a puppy's mouth in the back.
Speaker 5: Is it tale that that implies that the end result
Speaker 5: is puppy chips?
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is not really the case. I mean they
Speaker 1: they chip the puppies, right, it's specifically for puppies, so
Speaker 1: like it's puppy shaped. Yeah, and then they know it's
Speaker 1: a woodchipper. It's only supposed to put wood in a
Speaker 1: wood chipper, so only supposed to put puppies in a
Speaker 1: puppy trip. If you put wood in a puppy chipper,
Speaker 1: it's gonna come out of dogs. It's gonna come. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't want to do that. It's gonna be stray dogs.
Speaker 1: Be who wants that? Yeah, right, chips would into more dogs,
Speaker 1: would be so incited. No one's talked about it, talking
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 8: No one's talking about the puppy chipper incident. And it's crazy.
Speaker 8: There's so many puppies now, too many. We don't have
Speaker 8: the infrastructure to We gotta get rid of them far.
Speaker 1: More years, yes, more less puppies or whatever you feel.
Speaker 3: Okay, I wish I love that wild dogs like, oh,
Speaker 3: thank you sir.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that. Yeah, it's great. But yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: For the Taco Bell thing, I think in honor of that,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go drop by Ralphs and go buy a
Speaker 1: pack or something, yeah, or wherever I think it's on
Speaker 1: my like fucking Walmart or whatever.
Speaker 3: I really hate Taco Bell.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I feel like you'd like him
Speaker 1: if you get it. If you get it like that.
Speaker 3: Oh, making making the food of myself is different, like
Speaker 3: you make the food.
Speaker 1: Because like the seasoning is pretty fucking bomb. But yeah
Speaker 1: you can you can taste the quality. But sometimes you
Speaker 1: want that quality, especially when I'm when I'm tired and
Speaker 1: feeling like shit, Taco Bell is amazing.
Speaker 5: Taco Bell is really great for like if you're either
Speaker 5: drunk or tired. Yeah, like it's it's actually genuinely because
Speaker 5: like I've tried, like you know what, I'm not gonna
Speaker 5: have Taco Bell. I'm I'm drunk and I'm tired, gonna
Speaker 5: have real Mexican food, and it's wasted. Like it's wasted
Speaker 5: in that context because you're like you can't even really
Speaker 5: taste as much. Yeah, you're kind of like you're you're wasting.
Speaker 1: A lot of times you don't even finish it.
Speaker 5: Man, Yeah, it's like too big, and it's just like
Speaker 5: it actually is genuinely worse in certain context than the
Speaker 5: worst version.
Speaker 1: Of the food. Yeah. I literally just saw that this
Speaker 1: this dude shout out to Mike Terry from me, shout
Speaker 1: out from him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't you don't
Speaker 1: want to do that, but yeah there's somebody they just
Speaker 1: put him on blast where you just passed out with
Speaker 1: the half eaten burrito is fucking head.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's like that fucking that picture of
Speaker 5: David Hasselhof on the floor with the burger that you're
Speaker 5: when they drew him in SpongeBob, but they had squid
Speaker 5: word doing it.
Speaker 3: That video, that video beautiful, well, so fucking Even as
Speaker 3: a kid, I was like, that guy's really.
Speaker 1: Good, beautiful like leaf ball knowledge. I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: That is stuff like that is old school ship.
Speaker 5: It's so yeah, that's like, I think you're.
Speaker 1: Exactly right old time. That's funny.
Speaker 3: If that is the exact you're if you pin that
Speaker 3: flavor of love and like that, please yeah.
Speaker 1: Please, that was fair. I love that video and it's
Speaker 1: so fucked up that like was it his daughter or something? Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like recording it and I'm like, whoa your daughter?
Speaker 1: Now I get it. She probably did it too specifically
Speaker 1: give him a wake up call. Well I'm saying that,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true. Well, you just you'd hope.
Speaker 1: I'd hope that's it, But she might have just been like,
Speaker 1: fuck my dad.
Speaker 3: You won't give any money.
Speaker 5: The incident with David Hassell I'm eating a burger on
Speaker 5: the floor of his Las Vegas home occurred in two
Speaker 5: thousand and seven.
Speaker 3: That's crazy something about that attached to a memory.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy about it?
Speaker 5: I just I knew you were right, because it's just like, yes,
Speaker 5: two thousand and seven is exactly when that happened.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, like favor of Love, Rock of Love.
Speaker 5: You know why I remember this because I remember somebody
Speaker 5: showing it to me. Somebody's choking to me while I
Speaker 5: was reading like like a game Informer about like hey
Speaker 5: three and it was about to come out, and I
Speaker 5: remember being excited and somebody was like, Hey, look at this.
Speaker 3: That is this fucking connection is crazy. Look at this
Speaker 3: guy from Baywatch. Fucking suffering dude.
Speaker 1: I had this association.
Speaker 5: I have years with like really strong associations where I
Speaker 5: can tie a lot of memories together.
Speaker 1: I just have.
Speaker 5: Two thousand and seven is one of those years. I'm
Speaker 5: just like, I remember damn near every good year.
Speaker 1: Man, it was it felt fun that first.
Speaker 5: That was the first year of high school for me too,
Speaker 5: So it's like a lot is happening. You're just like
Speaker 5: kind of, oh, this is a this is a big deal.
Speaker 3: That year felt fun for me. I don't remember what
Speaker 3: was happening on that's cool, but I remember it being fun.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 5: And as I say things just because I think they'd
Speaker 5: be funny, for me.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta Sometimes you gotta just ship on Kingston.
Speaker 5: Sometimes you have to record your drug dad eating a
Speaker 5: burger on the floor.
Speaker 1: And I never saw my dad. He's gay.
Speaker 3: I can't see him do this homosexuality. I refuse to
Speaker 3: look at him. I don't see gay.
Speaker 1: People because gays are scaling. It's like I fel like
Speaker 1: he survived. I feel like enduring. You'd be like, come on,
Speaker 1: they would.
Speaker 5: They would have like a bunch of people going. It's
Speaker 5: like they would rebuild him. It's like that scene in
Speaker 5: RoboCop was like we could make him better.
Speaker 1: Oh man, they rebuild, they would pray over him. It
Speaker 1: would actually work all he would they make trump o cop?
Speaker 1: What would they do? Robo Trump Trump cop is so
Speaker 1: they would make the police officer we lou It is
Speaker 1: literally robo Trump.
Speaker 5: But they him Trumps the only connection that they can make.
Speaker 1: I don't want Trump. I don't want robot Trump. That's boring. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Trumpet he's the worst cop ever, Like there's nothing redeeming.
Speaker 1: What's a RoboCop quote? Like I don't really remember, like
Speaker 1: the things that dirt bag and he blows some black
Speaker 1: guy's head off. Actually you shoot some of the guys
Speaker 1: off your move creep when he when he blows off, uh,
Speaker 1: the rapist is nuts. He sits him the dick yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he never mind. There's just I was just
Speaker 1: remembering a different so I remember because he says he
Speaker 1: says your move creep before that, but like I just remember,
Speaker 1: I just had a memory just hit me like really
Speaker 1: hard where I remember I try to gaslight people. Dude,
Speaker 1: I put the quote I put him like your move creep,
Speaker 1: but I put your move in the f slur and
Speaker 1: I try to gas light people. That he actually says that,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I can't believe they I can't
Speaker 1: believe he said that. I was like, dude, eighties were
Speaker 1: like wild back in the day, and I was trying to.
Speaker 5: You know what that I think would work believable. That
Speaker 5: is so not unbelievable. It's it was the addword.
Speaker 1: It would be different.
Speaker 5: Obviously, Well it was Detroit, so yeah, even that would
Speaker 5: be more believable than it should be.
Speaker 1: But it's not nearly.
Speaker 5: It's not nearly like if so was everywhere was in
Speaker 5: like the two thousands, brother, you know, and movies in
Speaker 5: the two thousands. I think it was in Transformers was it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: the prime cause.
Speaker 1: You get through it.
Speaker 3: The fact that you said really is what got me. Really,
Speaker 3: you said you said, you said that, You said that
Speaker 3: like a kid getting a Christmas gift.
Speaker 1: So happy, really really, I was gonna go back and
Speaker 1: I was gonna run to my car, and then in
Speaker 1: my head it's just I'm done. He's like, there's more
Speaker 1: to them than Reach the Eye and Megatron.
Speaker 4: Is a floating.
Speaker 5: You see these videos of these guys going around on
Speaker 5: TikTok that are just like they're they're they're singing gay songs.
Speaker 1: They're doing what we did. They're doing what we did.
Speaker 1: They're doing it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they're pretty good. They're harmonizing and everything.
Speaker 1: Oh see, look man, I don't like when it gets
Speaker 1: too good. Then I get a little I get turned
Speaker 1: off personally.
Speaker 5: Like it's not like it's it's improvised and it's not
Speaker 5: like mixed or anything.
Speaker 1: No, what I mean is what I mean is talent
Speaker 1: is like when it gets to like when it reaches talent,
Speaker 1: I get a little turned off because I wanted Lady
Speaker 1: Gaga starts doing it. I like it. It's one of
Speaker 1: those things where it's like I like when gutter, like
Speaker 1: when it's just like in this gutter trash. It's so stupid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like when people see this and I read the
Speaker 1: comments of people are like they're really upset like it.
Speaker 1: It's so funny to me. And when when it gets
Speaker 1: to a point when like the people are really talented
Speaker 1: and to do it, because then it kind of transcends
Speaker 1: the people being upset. They're like, oh, this is really good.
Speaker 1: And I'm like no, no, no, no, no no no no.
Speaker 3: No no wait wait, I need I need them, don't
Speaker 3: take them.
Speaker 1: I ain't even hating. It's just it's just the thing
Speaker 1: where it kind of like, you know, it's like a
Speaker 1: guitarist when they when they like seeing somebody like play
Speaker 1: something really cool and then there's a motherfucker that's like
Speaker 1: killing and I'm like, I'm good. I want to do
Speaker 1: an experiment because I saw this. I saw this video
Speaker 1: of these guys doing.
Speaker 3: Was it.
Speaker 1: Give me the b bois and free.
Speaker 5: My soul and I want that and I want the
Speaker 5: people don't think I've seen that.
Speaker 3: Give me your meat, bollyle. I want to get lost
Speaker 3: in your ass and throat and piss away.
Speaker 1: I think I've seen that.
Speaker 5: I want to start on your coragon balls and Jiz
Speaker 5: I'm gay.
Speaker 3: In the room, and its cameras panning for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like it's good.
Speaker 5: But I also think, like, I feel like it's so
Speaker 5: interesting because I think I was listening to and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, did we do that exact one? I feel like we've.
Speaker 5: Done that, like not not officially, but I feel like
Speaker 5: we've definitely done that of course. But it was the
Speaker 5: whole Jim gay that got me. I was like, that
Speaker 5: sounds familiar to me.
Speaker 1: The one thing, no, I will props to that. Uh,
Speaker 1: the one thing. I feel like, There's one rule and
Speaker 1: unspoken rule is that you you don't have to but
Speaker 1: if you can make sure I'm gay is in there,
Speaker 1: it must be like there's sometimes I agree, I want
Speaker 1: to agree, but sometimes I'm like, damn, it's just when
Speaker 1: when if you force it in there in a way
Speaker 1: that like, oh I just have to put in there
Speaker 1: for the sake of put it in there. Uh, it
Speaker 1: could make it funnier, but then it could also make
Speaker 1: it flop. And so like say, I just dropped one,
Speaker 1: and so I'm gay is in there, and I feel
Speaker 1: very satisfied. I feel very satisficed. That felt like I
Speaker 1: was watching the v H one Behind the Music I
Speaker 1: corn Freak on a Leash, which I'm just doing all
Speaker 1: the ones that people were like, just do the popular
Speaker 1: dumb songs.
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, make a gay version of industry
Speaker 3: baby he already? Can't you get too good turned up?
Speaker 1: You can't. It's just like it's like, yeah, it's a man.
Speaker 1: That beat is fucking.
Speaker 3: Buts he butts a fucking butt. Oh fucking butts. Hey,
Speaker 3: I'm fucking gay.
Speaker 1: It was and what was his name, Jiz Harlow?
Speaker 3: That nigga flopped crazy dog? He flopped in the.
Speaker 1: How fucking like that just like came and like nobody
Speaker 1: gave a ship because she fucking isn't into Like, bitch,
Speaker 1: you're not go away.
Speaker 5: Well, the thing is like pop music is in demand,
Speaker 5: but like she just well, the thing is that she's
Speaker 5: so out of touch. It's crazy, Like you can tell
Speaker 5: like the things that she says, and like, oh, I
Speaker 5: went to space, And how cool is that that I
Speaker 5: went to space? Like nobody cares that the fucking millionaire
Speaker 5: went to space? Are you kidding me? Are you not
Speaker 5: aware of how people feel?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 5: And then like there was a thing recently where like
Speaker 5: an old song of hers was going viral.
Speaker 1: Where was that? Like, do you know that song that
Speaker 1: was going viral of hers?
Speaker 3: Like I probably know that.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, she sang it all weird, but like
Speaker 5: all the words are going away from because going away
Speaker 5: from me now, because all I can think of is
Speaker 5: that give me the b boys and free my soul.
Speaker 1: That's like taking the place the only song in my
Speaker 1: brain is affected by the gay. Oh my god, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is that song? Damn it? She sold one.
Speaker 1: It's an old one California girl.
Speaker 5: No, it's like it's like something it's something that I
Speaker 5: never heard before.
Speaker 1: It's not like one of her famous ones. I mean
Speaker 1: it might be, but like not not to the degree
Speaker 1: another one in the I don't sing, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: already out.
Speaker 3: Of what is what?
Speaker 1: Yeah, California sleds through undeniable. Oh shut up.
Speaker 5: I hate people commentating on the thing that I'm looking for. Yeah, like, bitch,
Speaker 5: shut your Jesus fucking Christ slag.
Speaker 1: So many people just think, like we want to see
Speaker 1: the talk.
Speaker 5: It's like that song as like you're like in Indian
Speaker 5: summer in the middle of the winter, Like.
Speaker 1: It's it's some old fucking song like that.
Speaker 3: You but people are my only exception that well, no,
Speaker 3: because that's great.
Speaker 1: That's a great song and you're crazy. It's the way
Speaker 1: you said it sounds like that.
Speaker 3: I think that song is No, No, you're I remember
Speaker 3: it really well.
Speaker 1: It's the inflection that she makes on it is insane.
Speaker 1: Brand New Eyes is an underrated album. You are the
Speaker 1: only exception.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are.
Speaker 1: It sounds fucking fair saying it like a retard.
Speaker 3: She says it kind of funny, doesn't doesn't say it
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Wait, there's like parts of it that are fucking ridiculous whatever.
Speaker 5: It's like cursive singing basically, and like people are making
Speaker 5: fun of it and people are just joking around about it.
Speaker 5: And then she goes on stage and she plays it
Speaker 5: huh and she goes like, you're like an indie some
Speaker 5: there in and I don't sing like that, and then
Speaker 5: she puts the guitar away and I'm like, brother, first
Speaker 5: of all, yes you do. It was literally the song
Speaker 5: like people weren't like making. People weren't like singing your
Speaker 5: song all weird. They were lip syncing to the song
Speaker 5: that you made. She addressed in She addressed it, but
Speaker 5: not even in like it, like I think you can
Speaker 5: address it.
Speaker 1: I mean, like you have to lean into it. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about?
Speaker 5: You're having like a viral thing like when was the
Speaker 5: last time? This is the only time I've heard of
Speaker 5: you in fucking forever outside of the space thing, which
Speaker 5: was not positive at all. Right, so like play along
Speaker 5: with it, sing the song weirder in fact, I think,
Speaker 5: and have fun, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 1: She's so self serious.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, problem is that you got like I think, musicians,
Speaker 3: this is very real. I think at a certain point
Speaker 3: you might just kind of lose it. But the problem
Speaker 3: is that it's musician like artists such like a thing
Speaker 3: that like if it's if you're an artist, knowing you're
Speaker 3: not as artistically talented anymore sucks to you, you know,
Speaker 3: like if you if you're if you don't got to
Speaker 3: exactly more, be fine with it. Like I did, I
Speaker 3: did what I did? You know the thing that I
Speaker 3: broke my records? I did, I charged, I did, I
Speaker 3: did the impossible, and I'm good, I'm fine, Like one
Speaker 3: hundred thousand did that probably a little too extreme, but
Speaker 3: he like he did what he did.
Speaker 1: He was like, all right, bye, and he left music.
Speaker 1: Look at man, I'm gonna say that is well hundred thousand.
Speaker 1: You know, he writes his ship. Katy Perry doesn't write
Speaker 1: her own music very like, so very likely. The thing
Speaker 1: that's not not very likely, she doesn't write. He around music.
Speaker 1: And the thing is, when you're in a position like that,
Speaker 1: it's really odd for me for people to not pop
Speaker 1: because all you gotta do is, Okay, what's hot right now,
Speaker 1: who's the hottest producer. I'm going to work with them now.
Speaker 1: They're probably gonna be expensive, but you can usually have
Speaker 1: money to that. It's it's weird to me when people
Speaker 1: flop when all you have to do is just buy
Speaker 1: a song from somebody who has who's popping out bangers,
Speaker 1: and uh, it's like, uh, say, Olivia Rodrigo was a
Speaker 1: new artist a few years ago, right, so she was
Speaker 1: working with people, Oh I want a song like Lana
Speaker 1: del Rey. I'm gonna work with something like that. Oh
Speaker 1: fucking now, I have this paramore type songs people. People
Speaker 1: are starting getting back in a pop punk The pop
Speaker 1: punk era is coming back now, So I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: this song that's a little bit It sounds like fucking
Speaker 1: misery business. You know, it's like it's it's calculated and
Speaker 1: it's smart. Hear yeah, a band from Twitter? What happened
Speaker 1: from Twitter? Maybe what are you talking about? I don't
Speaker 1: know what do you do this time? I don't know.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? You don't know? Of course you know, no,
Speaker 1: I genuinely know. It's just like I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's not loading or if it's broken
Speaker 1: or what. Oh, it's probably broken. I saw last week
Speaker 1: the tweet.
Speaker 5: A picture of of h So you did do something
Speaker 5: I did too. I mean, I don't know if that's
Speaker 5: it because I feel like it's pretty tame. But it's
Speaker 5: a picture of Andrew Tate that he he uploaded of
Speaker 5: like a bunch of guns surrounding him. Oh cool, Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's great, classic Twitter being broken?
Speaker 1: He did what now?
Speaker 5: He had like a picture of him like in the
Speaker 5: center with a bunch of guns around him, like because
Speaker 5: I'm so persecuted. Cool yeah, and it with sunglasses, Like
Speaker 5: it doesn't even phase me that I'm persecuted. So I'm
Speaker 5: gonna post this obviously. Uh, and I just reached weet it. It
Speaker 5: was a great idea. So at first I thought maybe
Speaker 5: that was it okay, it's like.
Speaker 1: You're death thread.
Speaker 3: I love this traffick, my pedophile friend.
Speaker 7: Then he called Trumpet cup. Now I'm going to shoot
Speaker 7: you in the dick. It is going to be satisfactory.
Speaker 1: Like the idea that he's still fat too, like they
Speaker 1: didn't have to make him, but they still made him
Speaker 1: like buldous and yeah.
Speaker 3: But he's like metal and he has his lean still.
Speaker 1: He can lean way more. Now he's he's fucking Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson him.
Speaker 3: Forty five agrees he's out of twenty five.
Speaker 1: Bro, he's a twenty What do you mean he can
Speaker 1: he's just two. He's just fucking He's very acute.
Speaker 3: He's very cute that he leans.
Speaker 1: He can lean as low as five degrees without.
Speaker 3: He could go under every one of the fucking checkpoint rails.
Speaker 3: He can just run under those. Excuse me, room room,
Speaker 3: and he has wheels on his feet.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what I'd be seeing that was
Speaker 1: coming at me from that angle.
Speaker 3: Trumpet pops on his way, tumps on his way. Don't worry,
Speaker 3: I guess he's your move.
Speaker 1: Your move great.
Speaker 5: Actually really hard to do that impression and make a
Speaker 5: robot creep the servos in his hands.
Speaker 1: He Burger acquired.
Speaker 8: Epstein protected, We've got a resurrect Epstein.
Speaker 5: See their fucking their guys, was it Dan Bongino and
Speaker 5: what was it? A fucking cash Betel. Yeah, we're all
Speaker 5: talking about for years.
Speaker 1: There's like Epstein didn't kill himself.
Speaker 5: They fucking they're hot and ever then and now they're
Speaker 5: now because they're in the machine. They're like, no, he
Speaker 5: killed himself, which, by the way, which like I don't believe.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 5: There's no I would have to see a video of
Speaker 5: it happening, like you really seeing a file. I can't
Speaker 5: imagine that seeing a file would convince me that Epstein
Speaker 5: killed himself. No, under no circumstance a file would convince
Speaker 5: me that, Like I would have to say that there's
Speaker 5: no shot.
Speaker 1: Then that's so disgusting is that we know that they
Speaker 1: know how tied Trump is to Epstein. So that's why
Speaker 1: they're lying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like the most obvious in the world.
Speaker 1: Because let's say, if any fucking.
Speaker 5: Meet Milania on the fucking Alia Express or some ship's.
Speaker 1: Crazy ship, I think I had time on that plane.
Speaker 1: To me, it's like the the craziest thing is, oh,
Speaker 1: he was he was fucking neighbors with him as like
Speaker 1: Marl Like Epstein had his house near mar A Lago.
Speaker 1: My good buddy. They were just like fucking hanging out
Speaker 1: all the time. And then literally Epstein doesn't interview and
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, my fucking best friend.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a quote of him saying, like he's a hot one, Jeffrey, Jeffrey,
Speaker 5: he likes him young.
Speaker 1: He said that, Yeah, that's by the way, it's so stupid.
Speaker 1: By the way it is.
Speaker 5: Did you see that video, by the way of I said,
Speaker 5: I said that to you guys in our in our
Speaker 5: text chat because I just thought it was so funny
Speaker 5: because it sounded like something that we would say on
Speaker 5: this show. There's a video of fucking Kyle Kolinsky talking
Speaker 5: about Jordan Peterson on on his jubilee video. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: he said, this is his expert news analysis was that
Speaker 5: like Jordan Pearson goes there and eats a bag of dicks.
Speaker 5: Bro just crushes a bunch of penises into a pace
Speaker 5: and chugs it on air.
Speaker 9: I was like, what the that description of doing like
Speaker 9: with a pestle, dude, like somebody with oreos, dude, I'll
Speaker 9: get like, I'll get like orio cookies.
Speaker 1: When I'm like.
Speaker 5: Hearing that, I was because I just have him on
Speaker 5: generally like in the backgroundhen I'm doing other stuff like
Speaker 5: and I was like doing laundry and cleaning, and I
Speaker 5: was just expecting to kind of like either like not
Speaker 5: pay that much attention or like maybe something will catch
Speaker 5: my attention or whatever. And then I heard that. I
Speaker 5: was like what, I was not expecting to hear ship
Speaker 5: like this, But.
Speaker 1: Uh, Kyle, really fucking funny, come on the show.
Speaker 3: I would love on the show.
Speaker 5: But he's he's, Hey, all you gotta do is Askinski
Speaker 5: is a fucking loser. And if he doesn't show up
Speaker 5: on the ship stop, No, he doesn't show up on
Speaker 5: the show, then he's a coward.
Speaker 1: Coward, coward.
Speaker 3: I think you're really cool. Unfortunately he's lying because I
Speaker 3: pay him a lot. That's not you don't. He don't
Speaker 3: pay me the biggest hill, but I.
Speaker 1: Don't pay you. You don't. What are you talking? Internet?
Speaker 1: Pay us? You're crazy. This is a This is a
Speaker 1: public funded This is like PBS. This is PBS. Actually
Speaker 1: this is government.
Speaker 5: It's yeah, it's the new people. This is the new
Speaker 5: PBS now that PBS is gone. And so well, and
Speaker 5: it's borderlines basically for a long time.
Speaker 1: Again again that.
Speaker 3: I love PBS. I really hope they don't get rid
Speaker 3: of it. That channel was really important to me.
Speaker 1: And did you see the fucking wrizzler on Sesame Street?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1: There was everywhere, dude.
Speaker 5: I I felt like, I think one of my ribs
Speaker 5: cracked just watching it because I was just like, what
Speaker 5: the fuck is it happening?
Speaker 3: Has always been on that. I actually don't hate him.
Speaker 1: I like him.
Speaker 3: He's like a bad case. He's just like genuinely.
Speaker 1: Like it's a kid. They're just trying to give a few.
Speaker 1: He was streaming, he was dreaming Fortnite with some big creator.
Speaker 1: I don't know Connor.
Speaker 5: I think Connor Connor connor Rey's pants. I think may
Speaker 5: probably probably a Fortnite Friday. Because the same guy who
Speaker 5: had uh, what is it, the guy who everybody thought
Speaker 5: was Elon.
Speaker 1: Musk No, yeah, it was that guy, the fucking Adrian
Speaker 1: something Adrian Dittman is I don't know that guy. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 5: Oh, it was some guy who, like everybody was convinced
Speaker 5: it was Elon because he would jump into Twitter spaces
Speaker 5: or whatever and defend him real hard. H But I
Speaker 5: think he I think I think it turned out that
Speaker 5: it wasn't, but he leaned into the idea that people
Speaker 5: thought it was.
Speaker 1: I see, but uh, I see.
Speaker 5: I think yeah, I think I saw him streaming the.
Speaker 1: Same clip that I saw.
Speaker 5: It was him talking about like how he wanted to
Speaker 5: give everybody rent or whatever. Yeah, that's the same guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, was like all this dumb kid stuff that a
Speaker 1: kid would say, like about yeah, give me. He was
Speaker 1: just like all the yeah, I would forty five dollars.
Speaker 3: He's a kid, you know, like like there's this natural
Speaker 3: good in him.
Speaker 1: He's not. He's not corrupted by the world yet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of shocking. I don't know how he hasn't
Speaker 1: been molested yet. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: You're fucking you're fucking you're so trash. I cannot believe
Speaker 3: he just said that. Dude, that that made me clutch
Speaker 3: my pearls. Dude, and I'm a fucking demon.
Speaker 1: I mean, but like, yeah, we know he hasn't because
Speaker 1: he's still in his good mind. Hollywood hasn't got sunk
Speaker 1: his teeth into him yet, surprisingly, but everywhere he hasn't.
Speaker 1: I know, I was not expecting that even slightly. I
Speaker 1: think he needs to get out of the industry now
Speaker 1: before I remember what we were talking about.
Speaker 3: Is he like eleven before it happens, dude, because he's not,
Speaker 3: he's younger than that. To protect the Wrizzler at all costs,
Speaker 3: all right, honestly, he might be. I think he might
Speaker 3: be an arbiter of good thing.
Speaker 1: When you protect him, because then somebody's gonna get their
Speaker 1: are closing him. They're gonna be like, boom boom boom
Speaker 1: the devil, You're the devil.
Speaker 5: He's only doing this because we can't see his eyes.
Speaker 5: We can't indict him because he's hiding his eyes.
Speaker 3: Crazy, he's the costco guys crazy.
Speaker 1: For me, that was crazy. We gotta save the Wrizzler.
Speaker 1: We have to save him.
Speaker 5: I think what they're doing is they're trying to give
Speaker 5: him like a couple of good years because you know
Speaker 5: he's I mean, yeah.
Speaker 1: He's on.
Speaker 5: He's clearly not he's not gonna be an adult, but
Speaker 5: he's yeah, he's a child star and he's obese.
Speaker 3: He's a kid. He can hit like puberty and then
Speaker 3: the fucking and two summers.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 5: Metabolism could what if he's and ends up being so
Speaker 5: jacked it's crazy.
Speaker 1: That'd be crazy. Should give him all the roids they'll
Speaker 1: be sick. Yes, that I agree with that.
Speaker 5: Let's pump the riser full of roids, put him in
Speaker 5: a fight camp with a bunch of other kids.
Speaker 3: We send the rizzler to Japan and then fucking Shalloon
Speaker 3: it's and then entirely build the softest rizzler possible. Let's
Speaker 3: go to Shallo. Let's throw them in a Shallon temple. Uh,
Speaker 3: and you build it?
Speaker 1: I guess I start building it right now.
Speaker 3: You build a Salon temple right now where they have
Speaker 3: their shit. I'm like, I was probably just two thousand
Speaker 3: years ago.
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Speaker 1: In five months, I believe in you.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I believe in it. I believe in I don't believe
Speaker 1: in anything. I've seen them build hospitals in like a
Speaker 1: month in China. You can get it down. You don't
Speaker 1: you know how.
Speaker 3: Many people are inside that hospital? The wrong way.
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything about that.
Speaker 3: That that's not That doesn't change what crazy if you
Speaker 3: crazy at all.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't be crazy if you went to that hospital and
Speaker 5: it just did not make sense. Like the doors, yeah,
Speaker 5: nothing like they completely improvised it.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like it's a there's no plan at all.
Speaker 5: They just kind of like, let's build a big box
Speaker 5: and figure out what to do with it later.
Speaker 3: People are on the ceiling and people are strapped on
Speaker 3: the ceiling.
Speaker 5: It's like an emure. Like the staircases going in every
Speaker 5: single direction. You're like, why'd you build staircases horizontally?
Speaker 1: It looks like the episode of The Simpsons when the
Speaker 1: they rebuild Flanders's home after a hurricane tears it down,
Speaker 1: and it's the town. They don't know how to build houses.
Speaker 1: It's the community. And this where you're going down the
Speaker 1: hall and it looks the door looks fine, it looks
Speaker 1: like it's just in the background, but you walk up there,
Speaker 1: it's just fucking this big. It's like it's just like
Speaker 1: six inches. It's so fucking funny, dude. Whereas of all
Speaker 1: they painted over gravel so there's turn and ship. It's
Speaker 1: just like that's a great gag. It's so funny. It's
Speaker 1: apecial since for some reason, there's like very.
Speaker 5: Specific voice lines that live in my head. For some reason,
Speaker 5: there's like one where like I don't even know it's
Speaker 5: probably from a later season two, but like they're like
Speaker 5: trying to sue somebody or something and they're talking to
Speaker 5: a lawyer and there's a song breaking the Law by
Speaker 5: by Jews. Yeah, but it's like it's about obeying.
Speaker 1: The law or whatever.
Speaker 5: Oh, I think I remember the copyright law, copyright law,
Speaker 5: and the guys like, but it's like, that's such a
Speaker 5: weird delivery of that.
Speaker 1: That's that word that sounds from copyright law, copyright law.
Speaker 5: Fucking stupid anyway, Jack the Blumpkin King wrote in Nice Classic,
Speaker 5: what are some local ads slash jingles you had growing
Speaker 5: up in your hometown? There was this theme song for
Speaker 5: the Twin Dragons Mongolian Barbecue available on YouTube that lives
Speaker 5: in my head rent free. My answer to this is
Speaker 5: always Foxwoods. Mine is I have that one Foxwoods.
Speaker 3: Uh, Cars for Kids for Kids, k A R S.
Speaker 3: Cars for Kids, seven seven cars Kids Donate.
Speaker 5: Your car today still sucks was the best, though, man
Speaker 5: like ironically it could if they had then it's like
Speaker 5: a big band kind of Sinatra like lounge kind of song.
Speaker 5: But like if they had that on Spotify, I would
Speaker 5: actually probably added to my.
Speaker 1: It's uh, I forgot all of I don't remember.
Speaker 5: Take a chance, make it happens, a PingER snapping, spin
Speaker 5: the wheel, round and round we go.
Speaker 9: Eight.
Speaker 5: Life is good, life is sweet, grab yourself front, yes.
Speaker 1: And let's meet and have them all. It's too much.
Speaker 1: Let's live for the one now it all. Meet me
Speaker 1: at Foxwoods. Fox Woods? What is fox Woods? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've been.
Speaker 3: I've been there with my family before. It fucking sucks.
Speaker 3: It's over by Atlantic City and it's just gambling.
Speaker 1: It's a casino. It's a casino.
Speaker 5: But like as a kid, I was transfixed. I was like,
Speaker 5: what is this magical place? I'm so like elevated every
Speaker 5: time I hear they.
Speaker 1: Saw wait to go there eventually, and I think I
Speaker 1: think we ended up. I think we did go. I
Speaker 1: just it wasn't aware I went there to conniving. Dude.
Speaker 1: When I think about because that's appealing to old people
Speaker 1: to gamble away all their money money give away, you
Speaker 1: fucking bitch.
Speaker 3: You gonna die. You won't take you when you go,
Speaker 3: bring it to me. Have a seat, sit a DEMENTI
Speaker 3: sting your demensions and give me your money.
Speaker 5: You don't, it won't matter that you don't know where
Speaker 5: you are, because you're safe.
Speaker 1: I promise.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I went there.
Speaker 1: I did love that song, though I hate Atlantic City,
Speaker 1: that place it's never been. If you're not you're not
Speaker 1: a New Yorker, I don't know. Well, i'd imagine you going, yeah.
Speaker 5: Crazy, to go to Atlantic City on the West coast
Speaker 5: is actually psychotic, Yeah, like it would you already have Vegas.
Speaker 3: There's the one in Montebeo, the one over there, forgot
Speaker 3: what it's called the uh like a bunch of gamson
Speaker 3: over there literally wanted to go on something like, literally,
Speaker 3: we don't gamble, We're just gonna.
Speaker 1: Go there for it. Literally nothing true. I don't like
Speaker 1: I've maybe I've maybe like the athetics was more than
Speaker 1: I like anything about that athetically.
Speaker 3: I liked I like the I like the high Roller
Speaker 3: aesthetic because the magical, the magic Whimsy dream is always
Speaker 3: fucking over casino. That is like every person's greatest dream,
Speaker 3: going to casino and robbing them fucking blind and being like.
Speaker 1: Just hard man, you gotta have you gotta have fucking money,
Speaker 1: like uh like all the like that piece of ship
Speaker 1: Dana White even having he's I think he's been banned
Speaker 1: from some casinos from like bleeding them to one like
Speaker 1: that before. Yeah, really he's got fucking money, so he
Speaker 1: can easily just as soon as you know the tactics
Speaker 1: on how to like, oh you you, here's what you bet,
Speaker 1: here's the amount of money you have here. Like I
Speaker 1: a guy used to live with though when I was
Speaker 1: in Vegas. He had a friend that his full time
Speaker 1: job was gambling. He just get crazy because he's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know the odds, like I know how much you
Speaker 1: need to take with you, and then this is how
Speaker 1: much you clear.
Speaker 3: It is really just math. It's not exactly easy math,
Speaker 3: but it's it's freely just math. And once you figure
Speaker 3: that out, you're like, oh, yeah, I can go here,
Speaker 3: but they will ban you or kill you, will make
Speaker 3: you go missing.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, they're killing probably, but I don't
Speaker 1: think they do that. But you can't.
Speaker 3: There's people on YouTube they're like, yeah, I have won
Speaker 3: like eight million dollars from like five banks separate times
Speaker 3: like they don't let me back in, Like I can't
Speaker 3: go to pas in Vegas.
Speaker 1: It's like what, It's like, how do they do?
Speaker 5: But it's how do they even effectively ban people?
Speaker 1: Are there so many.
Speaker 3: People they know you're they have cameras all over those bitches.
Speaker 5: I guess so, but I I guess it would be
Speaker 5: like an information overload type thing for me where it's
Speaker 5: just like it is everybody who's it? You mean to
Speaker 5: tell me everybody who works at this casino is gonna
Speaker 5: recognize was banned eight years ago?
Speaker 1: Many slips through the class. It's like a cracks. It's
Speaker 1: it's like people getting banned from venues or something like say, uh,
Speaker 1: maybe there's a bad example, but I was gonna say
Speaker 1: Tyre's Halliburton basketball player, his dad got banned. Well, he
Speaker 1: was banned from h you know, he was banned from India.
Speaker 1: Indiana's their stadium because he'd got into Giannis's face and
Speaker 1: they banned him. But they eventually they banned all. A
Speaker 1: better example as a guy threw a cup out of
Speaker 1: player and so he's banned for life. And the thing
Speaker 1: is it's like, well that guy can probably just shave
Speaker 1: his head or whatever do some things. It could probably
Speaker 1: slip through, but it's more of a I think maybe
Speaker 1: people being too nervous to even try it. Is that
Speaker 1: kind of the idea to just keeping them out because yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you can still slip in and gamble, but uh,
Speaker 1: most people are cowards, like they would.
Speaker 3: They probably have Like particularly people are like, hey, these
Speaker 3: people you watch out for and for these faces. Because
Speaker 3: it's a casino. There's not but money moving around there,
Speaker 3: so I'm sure it have like you would assume it
Speaker 3: have pretty good security, you know, you would assume they'd
Speaker 3: have some details.
Speaker 1: Survey definitely, and I imagine because they probably they make
Speaker 1: so much fucking ungodly amounts of money and security is
Speaker 1: probably good. But you see, if you if you go
Speaker 1: online for enough, you've seen some wild stuff happen on
Speaker 1: casino floors, especially drunk people pissing themselves. And that's the
Speaker 1: thing that's just.
Speaker 5: Like imagine casino the inherent juxtaposition of that, right, Like
Speaker 5: somebody walking walking with like a bag full of money. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's like a crazy water channel, and then next to
Speaker 5: him is a guy seeing himself.
Speaker 1: It's so fun.
Speaker 3: Like I like the idea of like in a frame,
Speaker 3: there's open frame. You see the casino, everything's kind of blurred.
Speaker 3: One guy walks by, he's like holding this bag and
Speaker 3: there's money full of it. He's about to do some
Speaker 3: big heights. He got people like, are you guys a ready?
Speaker 3: Guys in a position?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure, And he walks out of frame as one guy
Speaker 3: like arm, what a fucking was she just fucking sobbing
Speaker 3: and himself just just flooding the floor full of pits
Speaker 3: people kind of like.
Speaker 1: There's a video of that we brought up on the
Speaker 1: show a couple of times.
Speaker 5: Very classic video of this guy at a baseball stadium,
Speaker 5: This fat guy at a baseball stadium that's just sitting
Speaker 5: there with his with his hand like this against his
Speaker 5: mouth and just vomiting right hand and it just streams.
Speaker 1: He's spewing.
Speaker 5: That is one of my favorite videos of all time
Speaker 5: because he's so resigned to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you do? No, That's what I mean.
Speaker 5: It's just like the best thing he could do is
Speaker 5: just sit there and fucking soil your It's.
Speaker 1: Just four hot dogs and probably six beers.
Speaker 3: That I've never seen someone puke like that in my.
Speaker 1: I have never seen people puke all over themselves. But
Speaker 1: like it wasn't like an.
Speaker 3: Much that guy was spewing out vomiting.
Speaker 1: I've thrown up way more than that, have you? What
Speaker 1: are you stupid? Have you never been? Have you never
Speaker 1: had like alcohol poisoning or I just haven't had that
Speaker 1: much liquid to throw up though, Like you'll find it,
Speaker 1: like I've thrown up, You'll find it. Man, Like I've
Speaker 1: I ever having the flu.
Speaker 5: When I was like really young and throwing up all day. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it was like the crazy, that was the sickness. I
Speaker 5: think I've ever been, even counting alcohol poisons.
Speaker 3: I've I like, I don't throw it very often, but
Speaker 3: I learned how to make myself throw up at a
Speaker 3: young age. So I think from that moment on, I
Speaker 3: didn't like, I didn't really throw up that much. I
Speaker 3: kind of resigned from it.
Speaker 1: It's just a terrible feeling.
Speaker 3: But like I have thrown I've been drunk, like I've
Speaker 3: been drunk. I've woken up at like house parties with
Speaker 3: my growing covered vomit before, but I've never thrown up
Speaker 3: like that. Like he was spwing he was I was.
Speaker 3: I've vomited before, but cover I've never I've never had
Speaker 3: man fucking stumbled back into the tub, probably knocked out,
Speaker 3: and then she was just like up and pulled the
Speaker 3: pants off.
Speaker 1: Left. That was con cussed. Dude. Con cushion with a.
Speaker 3: Boner is crazy, Dude, you have a boner the whole
Speaker 3: time and cuts. He would have woke up way earlier
Speaker 3: if he didn't have an erection, but you do.
Speaker 1: So I kind of just in states that's crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't age while I'm like that too, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's how you don't age. You you found it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try it out.
Speaker 1: Well, we're very erect, all right. I'm gonna take vager
Speaker 1: and then knock myself off in the kitchen calendar and
Speaker 1: he'll wake up in fucking your threeenty ten and you're like,
Speaker 1: it's fucking crazy. Man's three thousand.
Speaker 3: There's no more black people, what happened out of the
Speaker 3: last one is left.
Speaker 1: So somebody, I'm glad to have something like this. We
Speaker 1: got mars.
Speaker 5: Mister hot Saucer Rodin says, hello boyos in reference to
Speaker 5: the taxi medallions. M They are needed for yellow calves.
Speaker 5: The medallions are bought by wealthy people at those high
Speaker 5: prices and then rented out to you, sent imports at
Speaker 5: high rental prices so they can drive yellow cabs.
Speaker 3: It feels really capitalism.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: It's great that foreigners are treated so badly.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I am.
Speaker 3: You feel so happy whenever you go and you see
Speaker 3: people that are brown trying to live and they're just
Speaker 3: being treated unfairly.
Speaker 1: Yay, yay. The central liberty is worthless. I love it.
Speaker 10: Yay.
Speaker 3: Watch we did.
Speaker 1: I'm having a hard time remaining in this country. Guys
Speaker 1: have a hard time. Don't know why. I want to
Speaker 1: see what happens. I not from definitely. I mean I
Speaker 1: have a timeline like if I think, if I if
Speaker 1: there's a where I think there's a point in overturn,
Speaker 1: and then it's like my I'll be honest. My main
Speaker 1: motivation for not leaving already or gearing up to do
Speaker 1: it is physically doing the podcast here and it's like
Speaker 1: doing well. It's been like significantly, it's been growing, it's
Speaker 1: been training upwards. So I'm like, oh, it's just let's
Speaker 1: let's keep this going. And uh we probably the growth
Speaker 1: wouldn't be as good if we went back to being remote.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: If things not bad, I would leave America the problem
Speaker 3: bad parts that Lily wouldn't want to leave. But at
Speaker 3: that moment, it's like, this is irresponsible for you to
Speaker 3: expect me to stay, you know, like if things are
Speaker 3: if if the goose is cooked, you know, you gotta
Speaker 3: get it out the oven.
Speaker 1: You don't just leave it.
Speaker 3: And I feel like, if the goose is I don't
Speaker 3: think I don't think we're I don't think we're cooked,
Speaker 3: but I think we're just objectively not in a good spot.
Speaker 3: And I don't they're going to be in a good
Speaker 3: spot until we're in our fifties.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would probably agree. I just also be like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, if the goose is cooked, I might
Speaker 1: as well see what this looks like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't you don't, you don't.
Speaker 1: You know that's so once in a lifetime kind of thing.
Speaker 1: That's kind of that's really well, it's it's that you're
Speaker 1: you're I would just say you're in the minority, because
Speaker 1: that's why, you know, why there's so many brown people
Speaker 1: in this country, or because they didn't stay in their country.
Speaker 1: Let's see what happens.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I also think that that's kind of the problem. Also,
Speaker 5: on some level, I just feel like I think it's like,
Speaker 5: maybe they're problems here, let's leave. I think obviously there
Speaker 5: are places where you should. But like, I think this
Speaker 5: is like this is not like fucking I don't know,
Speaker 5: a war torn fucking like, there's no reason things are
Speaker 5: getting bad here I should leave.
Speaker 1: It's like, now that's pussy shit. You could fight if
Speaker 1: you want.
Speaker 5: You don't have to, but like and nobody's nobody's necessarily
Speaker 5: required to. Also for me, I'm just like, nah, I'm
Speaker 5: too lazy to leave against what.
Speaker 1: I don't know, against what is the civil war? That
Speaker 1: would be interesting? No, I mean, like you said you
Speaker 1: could you could fight. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: I think if I feel like if things crumble, like
Speaker 5: I I want. I've wanted thinks to crumble for a
Speaker 5: long time though, So like I like, I like that
Speaker 5: things are kind of.
Speaker 1: You're saying so on paper, you would stay and like
Speaker 1: live in like a desolate, fucked up place where possibly
Speaker 1: like fight and die opposed to like escaping and having
Speaker 1: a fighting good opportunities and where am I gonna go? Grease, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could go anywhere?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, I look at I think that's really stupid.
Speaker 1: Respect How I will say, respect if you respect, if
Speaker 1: you keep that energy like say ship actually hits the
Speaker 1: fan and you keep that energy massive respect that. If not,
Speaker 1: I'm going to follow you. If you leave this all
Speaker 1: over you, I just don't look for me for.
Speaker 5: I think that is like I don't know where I
Speaker 5: would go that I would prefer. I feel like I
Speaker 5: would rather. I would rather be where I know, even
Speaker 5: if it's fucking crumbling. Then like, oh, I'll be in
Speaker 5: Japan and not speak the fucking language.
Speaker 3: I mean, you can learn how to speak.
Speaker 1: You know, most countries, developed countries, they speak English, and
Speaker 1: they have accelerated as much.
Speaker 5: As Japan actually, which is the only place that I
Speaker 5: would really consider.
Speaker 3: You could you can know you could learn, Like learning
Speaker 3: Japanese is not an impossible feat.
Speaker 5: It's inconvenience.
Speaker 1: People learn.
Speaker 3: But like you and and and and like, I don't
Speaker 3: think America is at the point where like it's you
Speaker 3: don't understand. I just think things are not going to
Speaker 3: be good.
Speaker 1: No, you don't understand. The point is convenience. That's literally
Speaker 1: the entire.
Speaker 3: Death is the ultimate convenience. You know that, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: So then why are you here if you want convenience.
Speaker 1: Because it's inconvenient to kill yourself, it's not.
Speaker 3: It's in fact, you can just walk in front of
Speaker 3: a car. Well, you jump off a building. Based off
Speaker 3: of what swallow hills, what's more.
Speaker 1: Inconvenient living or dying?
Speaker 5: He is right, not really, because it's more to die
Speaker 5: is to go do something.
Speaker 3: But yeah, but it's like it's it's kind of a
Speaker 3: passive doing something. It's like I'm gonna go get a
Speaker 3: couple of coffee and then I'm gonna fucking slip my throat.
Speaker 1: You're like, it's a passive it convenience.
Speaker 5: Not really, because I could sleep, and sleeping is way
Speaker 5: better than either of those things.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's true, but well imagine sleeping forever.
Speaker 5: It's not sleep though, it's not really sleep.
Speaker 1: I mean it's something it's off this Listen, Christopher, you
Speaker 1: can either pay taxes for the rest of your life
Speaker 1: or just leap off a bridge. You still have. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess so, you know, and.
Speaker 3: I think come up the bridge will be fun for
Speaker 3: a little bit until it's not, until it's nothing.
Speaker 1: I guess. It depends, you know, it depends on who, Like,
Speaker 1: are you the person that kind of likes danger. Are
Speaker 1: you the person that was so sh themselves? And then
Speaker 1: you you know three seconds later like oh no, I
Speaker 1: would oh no.
Speaker 5: The thing here's the things, like I remember dealing with
Speaker 5: the dealing with the bureaucracy of everything that I have
Speaker 5: to deal with here. Thinking about going through that elsewhere
Speaker 5: is infuriating. Like I think I would actually go postal.
Speaker 1: I think let's go to camp. What do you mean
Speaker 1: it's not that different, Like we'll see. The thing is that,
Speaker 1: that's the thing.
Speaker 5: Like what I was, uh dude, just getting my car
Speaker 5: from one stay to the to the next was like
Speaker 5: I almost killed people.
Speaker 1: Things are a lot easier in other countries. That's that's
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, But then you still have to pay taxes here
Speaker 5: if you leave.
Speaker 1: They don't.
Speaker 3: They don't if you have your citizenship, you don't have
Speaker 3: some anywhere If you don't, fucking what why would you
Speaker 3: are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Exactly? Why would you know? Well, no, I'm saying, what
Speaker 1: are you talking?
Speaker 5: You have to pay taxes if you leave, even if
Speaker 5: you get citizenship elsewhere.
Speaker 1: No, you have to get Why would you have to
Speaker 1: pay taxes if you don't live in a country anymore?
Speaker 1: Because the US is stupid, and they make you do that. No,
Speaker 1: they don't, Yeah they do. I think they do. If
Speaker 1: you have citizenship, No. If you work in America, though,
Speaker 1: you have to pay fucking income tax. Yeah, yes, But
Speaker 1: if you don't work there anymore, which say, if you
Speaker 1: work online, you just switch to the country that you
Speaker 1: work in, and now you pay part of that system
Speaker 1: and you're no longer tied to that unless you're a
Speaker 1: dual citizen. But even if being a dual dual citizen,
Speaker 1: the only taxes, what tax does you get paid? Right now?
Speaker 1: It's you're living in a certain state. Do you live
Speaker 1: in California. If you don't live in California, like you
Speaker 1: live in Nevada, you don't pay taxes. You don't pay
Speaker 1: those taxes. So the only thing that's left is would
Speaker 1: be property tax or you don't have no property or anymore,
Speaker 1: so no property tax. Do you work in the United States? Okay,
Speaker 1: you pay the income tax, but then that's it.
Speaker 3: That's the only thing that's no former federal if you
Speaker 3: have If you have, how how the.
Speaker 1: Fuck did you pay federal if you're not making any money?
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: I guess they just ask you for money anyway. Well,
Speaker 1: they somebody could scam you.
Speaker 3: That's a product prints from Delaware. I am on hello,
Speaker 3: I am from the iotis. You owe me lots of money.
Speaker 3: Give me whatever is in your walley, right man, keep
Speaker 3: talking to me. I have your address.
Speaker 1: Look up, Look up, look up. When it's a fucking
Speaker 1: bomb run There are people who pay well there and
Speaker 1: they don't. They probably have back taxes or they're they're
Speaker 1: they're saying something that's probably what it is.
Speaker 3: Think I think America.
Speaker 1: You can also not pay your back taxes, but you
Speaker 1: just have to switch all of your stuff. So so
Speaker 1: if you have an account that's in you know, like
Speaker 1: Bank of America or whatever like that, don't have ties
Speaker 1: with Bank of Americas, then they'll put a lean on
Speaker 1: your ship take your money. So you have to switch
Speaker 1: over completely because they can't do anything anymore about it.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of people do. They become with the
Speaker 1: ex pats. They're like, I'm cooked in America. I'm leaving
Speaker 1: and starting over. And then they're they're fine. And then
Speaker 1: the cool thing is you step in Mexico, then go lives.
Speaker 1: You step on a country, you're long Hispanics. There's so
Speaker 1: many countries you step on a European soil, and then
Speaker 1: you're immediately well taken care of, Like me, not being
Speaker 1: a non citizen of some of the countries on the
Speaker 1: emergency room, I was completely taken care of.
Speaker 5: I understand that, however, everybody I know in Europe is
Speaker 5: fucking fundamentally depressed.
Speaker 1: And I don't think it's a coincidence. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think it's like a desolate placement. Worse. You're so crazy
Speaker 1: to say, I mean an entire continent. I mean it
Speaker 1: must be of everybody.
Speaker 3: The odds Europeans.
Speaker 5: The odds that every single person I come into contact with,
Speaker 5: ever ever from Europe is fucking mega's sad.
Speaker 1: People that people that you know, you know like people
Speaker 1: that are sad and depressed, because it's the opposite experience
Speaker 1: for me. The people that I know that are from
Speaker 1: Europe and then they experience the United States, they fucking
Speaker 1: hate it here. Oh of course you hate it here, everybody, yeah,
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh man, it's infinitely better. And then
Speaker 1: when I go to Europe, I'm like, oh, yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: It is like when I was in Dude, I felt
Speaker 1: like heaven. When I was in fucking Norway, I was
Speaker 1: like this is stupid now Norway Europe. Yeah, but that
Speaker 1: is you know what you think of when you made
Speaker 1: country in like in Scandinavia.
Speaker 5: Coloquially, when people say Europe, they're not thinking Norway.
Speaker 1: They are perhaps, how are they not because they're not
Speaker 1: What do you mean that's you.
Speaker 5: You're in England and fucking Spain and Italy and ship like,
Speaker 5: they don't think about normal. Norway is very specific when
Speaker 5: people talk about it.
Speaker 1: Are you dumb? No? You are? You sound like a
Speaker 1: dumb American? You sound like an ignorant as American. Europe
Speaker 1: isn't real, Derek, Damn.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, you're right, dang, I don't know every person
Speaker 3: I know in the UK, like they that are not black,
Speaker 3: they're like kind of happy. And even though black people
Speaker 3: are kind of like we just really don't mess the
Speaker 3: white people there like they're they're they're just inventing struggle,
Speaker 3: fuck them everything.
Speaker 1: They're just like, oh, they just want to be like
Speaker 1: a press like black Americans.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not the same, but it's still.
Speaker 1: Man, I know where I'm from.
Speaker 3: You're just you're an American Negro, You're just your cook.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but well, yeah, I mean I mean, I'm
Speaker 3: not much better, but I'm changing my name to Creede Moutoi.
Speaker 1: That it was. It was a Zulu, a Zulu shaman.
Speaker 1: That's insane. What are we doing?
Speaker 3: What did you say? So?
Speaker 5: I told you about this last night in a discord?
Speaker 5: But uh so, John mulaney has a show, right, it's
Speaker 5: like a talk show. It's like a live show that
Speaker 5: he does every week. And just had the season value
Speaker 5: or whatever, and they had they had, fucking it's a
Speaker 5: talk shows. They have like sketches and characters come out,
Speaker 5: and I was just like, you know, it's a talk
Speaker 5: show whatever.
Speaker 1: And then he goes ladies and gentlemen. Yah, Coob is real. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was fucking Lamarn.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, what the fuck is the guy from
Speaker 5: New Girl Lamarn Phill. I can't remember his full I
Speaker 5: can't remember his real name though. He's Lamarn. But he
Speaker 5: comes out in the fucking in the in the fucking
Speaker 5: in the big head and he's singing a song about
Speaker 5: how he invented the white race. And I was like,
Speaker 5: I can't believe I'm seeing this on a Netflix show,
Speaker 5: because your coop feels so internet to me. Yakoob is
Speaker 5: like not like a thing that you would see on
Speaker 5: fucking Conan or something.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 3: I love the story of yakoub bro that sh it's
Speaker 3: funny as fuck man.
Speaker 1: And then what was it that was ya kooby Doo?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kooby do you want to see an image of him?
Speaker 1: It's your Kooby Doo. He made you. I mean, you're
Speaker 1: gonna put up right anyway we do. He made you.
Speaker 1: He made you in a laugh that's crazy.
Speaker 10: Do don't.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why talk shows exists. They're fun. I
Speaker 1: like him.
Speaker 5: I well, not not the nothing. I don't know, the
Speaker 5: whole old late night stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not really into.
Speaker 5: But the weird ship that like the stuff that's happening
Speaker 5: now with like the formulas are getting fucking weird, like
Speaker 5: your Cube's coming out and fucking uh what is it?
Speaker 1: Uh? The eric Andre and stuff. I like the eric
Speaker 1: Andre because that's just it. It's an anti talking show. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, like in this one, like there was the thing
Speaker 5: he like built up the entire season where he was
Speaker 5: like he was going to fight for fourteen year old.
Speaker 1: Boy to the death. What okayway boys to the death.
Speaker 1: I hope no he lost. Hey man, they're getting those
Speaker 1: kids getting strong man, I mean fourteen fourteen.
Speaker 5: It's that's like a weird period of time because like
Speaker 5: you're weak, but like you've you got endurance or not endurance,
Speaker 5: resistance or whatever, sad durability.
Speaker 1: It's still durable when you're fourteen, many pounds of pressure
Speaker 1: to knock you out. Dude, that shit hurts, man, getting hip.
Speaker 1: You've been hit by a kid, No fucking hurts. Well,
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, I.
Speaker 3: Not as weak as we'll make it sound. It's like,
Speaker 3: oh I kid it. It's like no, dude, like it's
Speaker 3: bone still hitting you. Fourteen year old could knock a
Speaker 3: grown man out. I think it's the right kind of hit,
Speaker 3: you know, like easily people like.
Speaker 1: Forget that, like it. Yeah, the force and philosophy is different. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like your their knuckles are still bone, and it hurts.
Speaker 1: It's like somebody throwing a toy at you. It fucking hurts.
Speaker 1: You're like, how what the fuck kids can get?
Speaker 5: I saw a video of some kid throwing like a
Speaker 5: fucking a controller at somebody because they were angry.
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, I.
Speaker 5: Would have been it would have been that enrage me.
Speaker 5: It would have been on site at that point like,
Speaker 5: you're not gonna throw a controller at me?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
Speaker 3: That reminded me of my brother if I did some
Speaker 3: ship like that through oh God jewel.
Speaker 1: You know the jewel cases. Oh yeah, he ninja started one,
Speaker 1: oh frisbee one at me, but he missed, and I'm
Speaker 1: just like yo, I was like taking aback. But he
Speaker 1: would always fight dirty like that he was. I still
Speaker 1: have some scars like we were, Like I rushed him
Speaker 1: one time and I almost like working his body. This
Speaker 1: motherfucker dug his nails and scratched my fucking forearms and
Speaker 1: like my skin was just flopping off.
Speaker 3: Dude. My cousin or my cousin. Because my grandmother was like,
Speaker 3: oh these kids have they're a little angry, let's put
Speaker 3: them into combat sports. So I did fucking kickboxing for
Speaker 3: like like half a year, and I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't like getting beat up, so I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I got to the point where I just got to
Speaker 3: the point I was sparring and I was like, I
Speaker 3: hate this.
Speaker 1: Did you fight any Europeans? Huh?
Speaker 3: No, I did it enough?
Speaker 1: What about Norwegians European there? Actually I just learned that
Speaker 1: they're a different thing. Oh, crazy, But that's what I saying.
Speaker 3: Something interesting. So I fought my my cousin. He did
Speaker 3: it for four years. He just stayed in it. He
Speaker 3: just stayed in Multai for years. So he would just
Speaker 3: beat the fuck out of me. And I'm like, Grandma,
Speaker 3: why would you put a violent person in sports?
Speaker 1: Now? He's just violent and can fight. I get the idea,
Speaker 1: I don't. It sounds like the dude never got humbled. No,
Speaker 1: he didn't.
Speaker 3: He just kept winning.
Speaker 1: He's a problem.
Speaker 3: He had it, he had it tilt for it. The
Speaker 3: idea bigger might come. My uncle's boxing ring with all
Speaker 3: the cousins. He would just never lose. I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: but see that's a problem. You're supposed to get the
Speaker 3: ship kicked out of you. And if that doesn't happen,
Speaker 3: some people, it drives them. They're like, oh, ship, there's
Speaker 3: more I can learn. Some people have more power out there.
Speaker 1: Or they fucking pretended like they pretended to be humbled
Speaker 1: and then they just like, oh yeah, and then they
Speaker 1: guess most m and made niggas right now, actually most
Speaker 1: most I think they're not good people there. The UFC.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't, dude, it's so bad. I don't
Speaker 1: even watch uh ufc MMA content. I can't even watch
Speaker 1: it anymore. Unfortunately.
Speaker 3: I remember when Silva was out there like being respectful
Speaker 3: and like holding his opponents to the high standards and
Speaker 3: not what it is. I'm like, this is it's.
Speaker 1: It's the content. Even the content has changed where it's
Speaker 1: like the satisfying downfall of and I'm like, like if
Speaker 1: it's a commentary slop and I was just like, fuck,
Speaker 1: this sucks. It's it's different. It's different. The landscape YouTube
Speaker 1: in general has changed a lot, like where people the
Speaker 1: way the style of content. People are just copying each
Speaker 1: other in a way that people were doing this similar stuff,
Speaker 1: but they were trying to find their own footing. When
Speaker 1: even back like eight years ago, like when we were
Speaker 1: around people are like, oh, we're gonna all do like
Speaker 1: uh this anti s j W shit or whatever, but
Speaker 1: you kind of had people had their niches and like, oh,
Speaker 1: I was like, uh I started a Twitter trash series
Speaker 1: that was that was original, not they're not an original concept,
Speaker 1: but nobody else was doing in the space. Chris had
Speaker 1: his different thing. He had musicals, he had his fucking
Speaker 1: he had a few different things and like like oh yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the thing that they do. And now what
Speaker 1: I see is it's literally like basketball content for example.
Speaker 1: They literally it's all the same. Now they all have
Speaker 1: the same thing. There's no cuts in me team, there's
Speaker 1: no breaks, there's no text. And then it all ends immediately,
Speaker 1: there's no thanks for watching, or it'll trail right into
Speaker 1: a video recommending the next one that they just made previously,
Speaker 1: the video hasn't ended yet, it's like thanks for watching, guys.
Speaker 1: They'll be talking and it almost sounds like they're making
Speaker 1: the same point. They were just kind of like piggybacking
Speaker 1: off of it, but they're starting to talk about a
Speaker 1: previous video like blah blah blah, this this and this
Speaker 1: happened to this guy, and if you're interested in this,
Speaker 1: watch that. And it's like it's like a it's almost
Speaker 1: like a bait and switch, and like everybody's kind of uh.
Speaker 1: There's a guy named too Lazy to Try who he
Speaker 1: starts off like every video busting all right, Like you know,
Speaker 1: he uses George Costanzo or whatever that's the his avatar
Speaker 1: with like chips on it or something like that. Oh
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, and like he just goes like all right,
Speaker 1: he starts every video like that, and his thumb nails
Speaker 1: are very specific. I've seen in similar spaces everyone's doing
Speaker 1: the same thing. They starting the videos with all right
Speaker 1: in a very monotone way, and I'm like, God, damn,
Speaker 1: it's happened. It's it's it's more like people usually get
Speaker 1: called out for doing this ship. It just doesn't matter anymore.
Speaker 5: It is kind of crazy in the standards are just
Speaker 5: like some machine, dude. The standards are completely gone, Like
Speaker 5: freebooting content is fine, completely again, completely feeling.
Speaker 1: Is I think.
Speaker 3: I think the problem is that for a period of time,
Speaker 3: not trying became the meta of the universe, where it's
Speaker 3: like caring about things was never like important, Like I
Speaker 3: think like even ship that.
Speaker 5: Like used to be like old like rules of engagement,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, where it's just like people people.
Speaker 5: It used to be like a line where like if
Speaker 5: you leak DMS, you would be written off by everybody.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, But.
Speaker 5: Now it's like people just do that all the time
Speaker 5: and it's just like you.
Speaker 3: Because people people, people's fan bases will defend them through
Speaker 3: horrible ship now, like straight up somebody will be like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, this guy, this guy raped someone. It's like,
Speaker 3: I don't believe it until you have the d M
Speaker 3: of him being like and it's like that's the context.
Speaker 1: It's still going. It's like, what do you mean, don't
Speaker 1: do anything? That's what I mean. Dude, you're so right
Speaker 1: about that. I just found out maybe two weeks ago
Speaker 1: about this is not this is public. It's not even
Speaker 1: like hidden. But it was a it was a sam
Speaker 1: hide thing. It's like, oh, he dated like a sixteen
Speaker 1: year old and he beat her up, like in that
Speaker 1: kind of sexual plaything. She took pictures of it, her bloody,
Speaker 1: like it's all dumb pictures together. It's completely public, and
Speaker 1: people made videos about it. But I think maybe people
Speaker 1: just they're like, I don't care this fit and I'm
Speaker 1: just like that's he has.
Speaker 3: He has a fan bastually, but he has famously. I agree, like, actually,
Speaker 3: they they are horrible people, Like it's a different breed
Speaker 3: for those.
Speaker 1: I agree to I do. I know, I feel like
Speaker 1: I've dealt with worse. I know what you mean that
Speaker 1: they we've dealt with worse. Yeah, I personally, I really
Speaker 1: I guess like.
Speaker 3: They're the fish tank thing is what what have you
Speaker 3: ever rooted the comments of anything like that. Even me,
Speaker 3: I'm not I can't I can't even be I can't
Speaker 3: hang with it.
Speaker 1: What did I say? What did I say? I'm like,
Speaker 1: you've never seen like what I say. I don't have.
Speaker 3: Experience with these people if you never like have witnessed
Speaker 3: I've seen that.
Speaker 1: I've seen that.
Speaker 3: The imagine that people that watch, Yeah, I hear what.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you what do you want me
Speaker 1: to say? I don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Look, Chris, I'm what I'm saying is that you can't imagine.
Speaker 3: But the idea of the people, like the people that
Speaker 3: watch Charlie Kirkin like him, you'd imagine that they're often racist,
Speaker 3: bible thumping psychos. So imagine the kind of people that
Speaker 3: would watch something.
Speaker 5: But I've seen that is fish tank, right, But I've
Speaker 5: seen like five clips of fish tanks.
Speaker 3: Okay, well there you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were funny, by.
Speaker 5: The way, So like I so for me, I'm just
Speaker 5: like laughing at those people.
Speaker 1: I understand the people because there's many people that like
Speaker 1: one of my old buddies, I actually just talked to
Speaker 1: her about it. She she didn't know much about Sam
Speaker 1: Hyde at all. And h she shared a clip of
Speaker 1: him from his old show like Million Dollar Extreme or
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck, and uh, and I made a comment
Speaker 1: because I didn't I didn't know that she wasn't aware
Speaker 1: of the guy. But I was just like crazy, like
Speaker 1: all the stuff that dude's gone away with because Uh,
Speaker 1: I was just I just at that time just found
Speaker 1: out about those allegations or whatever. Yeah, and but I've
Speaker 1: always noted about him donating to the Daily Stormer. He
Speaker 1: donated five thousand dollars a Daily Stormer, and I was
Speaker 1: just like, oh, yeah, even like even Klein's like, oh,
Speaker 1: pretty sure, he's kind of a Nazi. But he was
Speaker 1: doing this weird dance where he's kind of trying to
Speaker 1: defend him by, you know, being like, oh, he blew
Speaker 1: the fuck out of ibs. It was a very weird
Speaker 1: dance he was doing. Yeah. But in long story short,
Speaker 1: my whole point is that my enemy is my friend. Yes,
Speaker 1: he was doing that, And the point of what I
Speaker 1: was getting at is I feel like, yeah, maybe seventy
Speaker 1: years ago, if that stuff came out, I think even
Speaker 1: with the prestigi he has, it wouldn't be able to
Speaker 1: be protected. I feel like that the climate is different now.
Speaker 1: People just dart to not care. You see what happened
Speaker 1: with Kanye. We saw it happened with the vosh that
Speaker 1: one time where he like objectively allegedly had to fucking
Speaker 1: a lolly on his thing, and he's he's still fine,
Speaker 1: he's fine, He's completely fine. And I was like, I
Speaker 1: feel like this stuff would have tanked people back in
Speaker 1: the day. I just think the fandoms don't care anymore.
Speaker 1: I think they're it's easy to compartmentalize it. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: there's no standards really. Yeah, And so I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: well it's different. YouTube feels gross now much more than
Speaker 1: like it's always been shitty to an extent, but now
Speaker 1: like the way if there's a feeling to it that
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, what the fuck is this? Like what
Speaker 1: what is this fucking platform? Man?
Speaker 5: Like? Yeah, the thing that bothers me about is that
Speaker 5: nobody cares about anything they talk about.
Speaker 1: That's that's what bothers me.
Speaker 5: Is that, like people make things because they have to,
Speaker 5: because they're incentivized to do it, right. Uh, But it's
Speaker 5: always about like it's you cannot have an opinion about everything.
Speaker 1: Agree. He just can't like even seeped into.
Speaker 3: The shit I watched, like the Dungeons and Dragons and
Speaker 3: fucking D and D spaces. It's like, you guys, don't
Speaker 3: fucking care. You're just doing it drama. You're not, You're like,
Speaker 3: what how did you get here? I'll get into a
Speaker 3: space about passion, but you're just hacks even in a
Speaker 3: past space, like what you're doing.
Speaker 5: I think that's one of the things that like even
Speaker 5: some of even some of the content from like a
Speaker 5: long time ago that people kind of like scoff at
Speaker 5: or like cringe at, like stuff like a nostalgic critic
Speaker 5: or whatever, because like that was at at least an
Speaker 5: earnest thing they wanted to do that. Yeah, like they
Speaker 5: earnestly like liked movies and wanted to do those videos.
Speaker 5: Right now, it's like, I don't care about this thing,
Speaker 5: but I know what the audience. I know what my
Speaker 5: audience is gonna think. I have to make something today
Speaker 5: because the algorithm demands this. So I'll just I'll say
Speaker 5: what they They'll probably say, yeah, you know, And that's
Speaker 5: a lot of people for a for a wide variety
Speaker 5: of topics, and I just I don't get it.
Speaker 3: I think commentary space I think is the most disgusting
Speaker 3: place ever.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think there's probably there's probably significantly worse. There's worse.
Speaker 3: There's worse, but there's like on the on the sew
Speaker 3: a conscious I mean, on a content creation space. I
Speaker 3: think the commentary community is like you guys are sucking
Speaker 3: content creation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well about people who make like snuff films.
Speaker 3: Well, they're not exactly. They're creators of content, but they're
Speaker 3: not in a contentation.
Speaker 1: They're kind of content.
Speaker 3: I don't really see snuff filmmakers at VidCon, you know.
Speaker 5: Well that's because they're they're at snuff Con. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: becaus very soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: No, I know what you mean that our friends are
Speaker 3: going to be in town. I know what you mean,
Speaker 3: friends going to be in town. Maybe who people still
Speaker 3: go to that thing? Yeah, I know there's people that
Speaker 3: care about that stuff.
Speaker 1: People that care about it.
Speaker 5: I know you knew were content people who are blowing
Speaker 5: up more recently going like this is a guy named
Speaker 5: Annie Austin.
Speaker 1: That I brought up a couple of times. He's going
Speaker 1: but like he he only popped off in the last year.
Speaker 1: Should he is just the type people should get on
Speaker 1: the podcast. These new people, they would never show up
Speaker 1: on somebody.
Speaker 5: Maybe I don't have any connections to I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really know any I haven't really been
Speaker 1: keeping up. There was a little bit when I dip
Speaker 1: my toes in to see what the hell is going
Speaker 1: on the commentary community, and it was I forgot who
Speaker 1: I was watching. Oh, I think it was that Noah
Speaker 1: Samson guy where he made a comment about he said, oh,
Speaker 1: I have you noticed that the only time these people
Speaker 1: talk about politics is when it's about a sad And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, fuck, that's true. I was looking
Speaker 1: through some of these people's channels and it was literally
Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah, And those videos were terrible because of it,
Speaker 1: because obviously they don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's weird. I've never I've never, like,
Speaker 1: to your point, it doesn't matter, like how many views
Speaker 1: I could get about this subject if I don't know
Speaker 1: what the fuck I'm talking, Like, what am I even
Speaker 1: gonna do with this video? Like what am I gonna
Speaker 1: do with a certain subject? If I can't even I
Speaker 1: got nothing, you know, like there's oh uh, something big
Speaker 1: happened to some celebrity right now, I imagine, but I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't contribute to it. I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 3: The only person I know that is of the content
Speaker 3: commentary group that I actually like is Jay.
Speaker 1: That's about it. Other than Aubrey, I just I can't
Speaker 1: bring myself to watch any of those videos.
Speaker 5: There's a couple of people that are fine. I just
Speaker 5: don't care. I don't care about any of it.
Speaker 1: But none of it is like drama.
Speaker 3: It's like there has to be some sort of like, oh,
Speaker 3: like I like FT signifier, but I wouldn't consider him
Speaker 3: like a like he's a commentary guy. But it's like
Speaker 3: he's just like video essays. But but there's like more
Speaker 3: than it just being like, oh this person sucked. It's
Speaker 3: like him talking about like particular conversations in the black space.
Speaker 3: So I like watching his video.
Speaker 1: So that something that doesn't bother me at all, because
Speaker 1: it's at first it's all the same thing as it.
Speaker 1: First of all, it's it's well crafted. And because I
Speaker 1: don't mind people making cheap content if they are good
Speaker 1: at speaking, if they actually have something interesting to say, YEA,
Speaker 1: sometimes people say things where oh I never thought about
Speaker 1: that even if I disagree, it's just something that I
Speaker 1: do from like, he makes good videos. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, so like I don't mind sh like that.
Speaker 1: It's just you can tell that most people are, like
Speaker 1: I said, uh, be the first to be out so
Speaker 1: hot in the algorithm, and the video doesn't have to
Speaker 1: be entertaining. People kind of click on it, they say
Speaker 1: what they have to say in the comment section, they
Speaker 1: dip and that counts as a view.
Speaker 5: And so it's kind of gay anyway I got here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's uh kind of gay. Really, it's that's
Speaker 1: the best way I can describe the stuff now, because
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, I've noticed that. I was like, man,
Speaker 1: I used to I used to watch YouTubers back in
Speaker 1: the day. Yeah it sucks.
Speaker 3: How negative it's crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't really like it's like always like dunking
Speaker 5: on something like maybe three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's not much. It's that to me. It's I
Speaker 1: watched stuff that's not tied to people's personality anymore. Not really.
Speaker 1: I'll be watching since I'm since the NBA, you know,
Speaker 1: is about to hit the finals next week, so I've
Speaker 1: been watching a lot of that content. And yeah, there
Speaker 1: are personalities, but it's really who gives the best analysis.
Speaker 1: You fan an NBA taker.
Speaker 3: And its eliminated, right, take the NDA beat him? Huh
Speaker 3: and the next right, No, it's still going to one
Speaker 3: of the second yet it's going to tomorrow. Yeah, they
Speaker 3: won two games.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, brother, it's if they it's it's a look,
Speaker 1: if they win, I'd be like, yo, I'd have my shit.
Speaker 11: I'm praying to the I'm praying to the tim gods,
Speaker 11: you know, the Timberland gods, because I want to see
Speaker 11: New York fans go crazy because they haven't been to
Speaker 11: the finals in forever.
Speaker 1: Like forty years. Well, they haven't won in fifty years.
Speaker 1: That they haven't They haven't been to the Western they
Speaker 1: haven't been to where they are now, like they haven't
Speaker 1: won it. I think they haven't been to where they
Speaker 1: are now in twenty five years. And they haven't won
Speaker 1: a championship in like fifty years. Really been twenty five years?
Speaker 3: Do they orry? I feel like he's been longer than that.
Speaker 3: But dang, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: When I was sixth the last time I made it
Speaker 1: to the East of the Western Conference finals, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, So it's just crazy to think about
Speaker 1: the New York already? Did I mention that they I
Speaker 1: don't remember if I mentioned this on the podcast, but
Speaker 1: I think I might have. Where there was an Indiana fan.
Speaker 1: They threw trash at them, like old garbage. They're throwing
Speaker 1: fucking explosive rats. Before it's like explosive rats like people
Speaker 1: throw like paper. It's the boot like it's a whole
Speaker 1: trash bag. That was like there's people that were like
Speaker 1: so it was it was like outside of the massive
Speaker 1: square garden. And the thing is, I know there's a
Speaker 1: big trash cans too, huh. I remember that they're picking
Speaker 1: up the dumpsters in Unisony. It was you know, people
Speaker 1: usually get mad at stuff like that, right, Oh, they
Speaker 1: condemn it and stuff like that. But I'll be honest,
Speaker 1: like I thought that was funny. There's no way it
Speaker 1: was just so uniquely.
Speaker 3: Yo. The two worst bags, two worst are New York
Speaker 3: and Boston. Those are the two worst cities. I'll say
Speaker 3: Boston Boston is the worst, the worst, but right after them,
Speaker 3: and why and why it is not good.
Speaker 1: Because it's a city like that. They're just crazy, but
Speaker 1: Boston or they're like natural bigots, like they they're good people.
Speaker 1: They people get PTSD from playing at the at their
Speaker 1: at their arena. God bless him.
Speaker 3: So aggressive, it's insane.
Speaker 1: They will they many people have been banned for saying
Speaker 1: racist stuff. Let's just say that from from TD Garden.
Speaker 1: They many people have been So when are they playing?
Speaker 1: I think Saturday? You should watch it. You should watch
Speaker 1: it because non for anything, Okay, no, don't watch it.
Speaker 1: If if if, if New York wins that game and
Speaker 1: they go back to Madison Square Garden for game seven,
Speaker 1: then you need to watch that game, just because you'll
Speaker 1: see Timothy shallamey in the weirdest. He's gonna be something
Speaker 1: weird this time. He's already looking like a weird like
Speaker 1: old school, fucking like Italian dude that doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 1: Timothy shall Timothy Shalla may have been still there's uh,
Speaker 1: Spike Lee. There are people that they always go to
Speaker 1: the games. So Timothy Shalla may is now since he's
Speaker 1: newer famous guy. Now he's always courtside dressing insane. He
Speaker 1: goes to the Indiana. He's been going to away games too.
Speaker 1: Now that's so crazy to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah I was that crazy to you.
Speaker 1: I just I guess I just.
Speaker 5: Don't understand sporting events as a live thing. But you
Speaker 5: know what to constantly you.
Speaker 3: Never really played sports like that.
Speaker 5: It'll be like if my band, like my favorite band
Speaker 5: was playing all the time, I would see them maybe once.
Speaker 1: When you're not a sports I'm not a New Yorker
Speaker 1: like that, and that I wonder if that's true from
Speaker 1: if if if I'm just not a sports person, that's
Speaker 1: an insane thing to say. You're not like you're not.
Speaker 3: Like you're not like a city sports person. That's not
Speaker 3: like what you do.
Speaker 1: You know, like people people like.
Speaker 3: That's a part of their like identity as a person
Speaker 3: from where they're from. You know, you're not that kind
Speaker 3: of person. No, Yeah, I was kind of like that,
Speaker 3: and I stopped playing sports and I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't really care about this anymore.
Speaker 5: Well, the thing for me is just like you're sitting
Speaker 5: here watching a game and it's just like I just
Speaker 5: feel like there's I feel it's jerseys and think it's
Speaker 5: just so much more efficient to just watch the game
Speaker 5: from like a comfortable place, and well, yeah, I mean
Speaker 5: like I don't get it. And it happened so often
Speaker 5: that I'm like, that's crazy to go to every.
Speaker 1: But the energy, you know, the energy if it's in
Speaker 1: the if you're rich, and if it's in the playoffs.
Speaker 1: I understand the playffs, but going like there's people are
Speaker 1: a season holding tickets, like my mom, I've been to
Speaker 1: infinity billion w NBA games because the season tickets were
Speaker 1: so cheap. It's not that bad. It's not as bad
Speaker 1: as it's not as bad bad.
Speaker 3: It's not as bad as like going.
Speaker 1: The idea going to a sporting of it's like baseball.
Speaker 1: I think it's the most boring. But obviously golf's the
Speaker 1: most boring thing, just obviously, but like baseball as far
Speaker 1: as a major like American sport, I think it's like
Speaker 1: the most boring one. But going to baseball games fun.
Speaker 5: Sure, I I just it's but going once in a
Speaker 5: it's like once every like.
Speaker 1: If it was like a playoffs where there's only a
Speaker 1: significant amount of games. There's only so many games. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: So I understand somebody who has money, they can make
Speaker 1: it till every home game, because it's like, damn, our
Speaker 1: team's made it this far. So I get that season tickets. No,
Speaker 1: I think, no, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3: Football tailgating is a good time. I think things pretty
Speaker 3: fun getting drunk. Any barbecue, yeah time. But some thing
Speaker 3: beats nothing beats out of the country soccer game. Bro,
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't want to die. It's so fun.
Speaker 3: If you go to a rivalry game, you gotta be quiet.
Speaker 3: I just don't engage anybody. Don't engage anybody, don't say
Speaker 3: anything stupid.
Speaker 1: I feel like if you're not cheering hard enough. Country
Speaker 1: soccer games, yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh you people. People love it so much of it.
Speaker 3: I went to one.
Speaker 1: Problem with my and like, I'm like, I'm you know,
Speaker 1: like fucking club bro. And where does this have, like
Speaker 1: gus having like Europe and Norway?
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, I'm gonna want to Jamaica.
Speaker 1: It's most notoriously in the in the rogue country Norway.
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Speaker 3: The country has sneak attack. That's a rogue country country
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Speaker 1: about like what I what I have? Should I let this?
Speaker 8: Uh?
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Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't like this?
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Speaker 3: She's talking about how many times?
Speaker 1: Six times one day?
Speaker 3: I've definitely beat that before. I never beat that before.
Speaker 3: There's they have been saturdays where I was like fucking
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Speaker 1: It hurt out. I've never I've never done I've never
Speaker 1: been a high volume person. But I did probably something
Speaker 1: that no one's most people haven't done two times in
Speaker 1: a row, like literally didn't stop.
Speaker 3: That's fucking legendary ship.
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Speaker 5: and he was addressing it and then keep Star flipped
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Speaker 1: He married that child? You remember? Did he really? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: does that sound familiar? Jared Taylor? The racist guy that
Speaker 1: sounded like Hank Hill. Oh my god, Japanese guy. He was? No,
Speaker 1: he was, he was, I think he is.
Speaker 5: He he was born in Japan, I think or something.
Speaker 5: It was some weird thing.
Speaker 3: He lived in Japan forever. Is that one? Right?
Speaker 1: But yeah, he's not. He's not. Gotta forgot about him.
Speaker 1: He's the guy that here. Let me and Jared Taylor.
Speaker 1: What was the impression that we used to do of him? Well,
Speaker 1: he just to me sounded like Hank Hill, Like I
Speaker 1: would just want to hear him on conate cheek because
Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, he was born in Japan. What the Yeah,
Speaker 1: Robert was an adult man. Whatever, it doesn't matter, that's
Speaker 1: not the point. So he's a he's a racist, right.
Speaker 1: Obviously there was I don't know who the actual the
Speaker 1: video was. There was a video playing Ethan Ralph thought
Speaker 1: he was doing like a discord call with like somebody,
Speaker 1: and it was just a video of somebody talking like
Speaker 1: a like a intellectual. But Ethan Ralph thought it was
Speaker 1: Jared Taylor and it was just a pre recorded thing
Speaker 1: and he's arguing with it.
Speaker 2: He's so funning live and there is he like, why
Speaker 2: are you interrupting me? Like he's like for she kept going,
Speaker 2: how many white kids do you have, Jared Taylor?
Speaker 1: How many? Like it's talking talking about? The crazy thing
Speaker 1: is there was beats of the recording that responded kind
Speaker 1: of perfectly to what he was just saying, and it
Speaker 1: was cinema. Wait, I have to see this. That is
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Speaker 1: because he kept saying it was Jared Taylor, but apparently
Speaker 1: it was some other guy. I don't even know who
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Speaker 1: were to think very hard about letting in any motions,
Speaker 1: all of this would slow the rate at which whites
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Speaker 3: The the what?
Speaker 1: People are going to lose everything. We can't we can't
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Speaker 1: Everybody else matters to it. Thank you and and and
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Speaker 1: one guy's been there a whole time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's only one guy that matters, and it's our
Speaker 5: Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Welcome to the Welcome to
Speaker 5: the show. We're gonna keep We're gonna keep going to
Speaker 5: the show. Welcome to the show. We're gonna keep going,
Speaker 5: actually for another three hours now.
Speaker 1: All right, let's hear it. First, we need to start
Speaker 1: with the prayer. Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this uh,
Speaker 1: this rag that we have that gives us cleanliness, and
Speaker 1: thank us thank you for these s M. Seven b's
Speaker 1: that allows us to pass our voice onto the the tired,
Speaker 1: the the the meek, the humble, the hungry. And and
Speaker 1: thank you for the robo trump sorry trumpet cop that
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Speaker 1: that is sitting across from me that is constantly on
Speaker 1: his stupid phone. And and and uh, I can't read
Speaker 1: very well. He means well, he means well. And and
Speaker 1: Jesus' name we pray. Amen.
Speaker 3: I think I did a pretty good job there.