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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Dad's on day clok. Parental discussion is advised

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<v Speaker 1>mature content Beyond this point.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys know, I needed a password, a new password,

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<v Speaker 2>and they said it had to be eight characters long,

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<v Speaker 2>so I picked snow white and the seven doors. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought it was K E B L E R. No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a capital S capitol W dollar sign for seven dwarfs.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the uh, the the W is actually just

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<v Speaker 2>an inverted M. You just take your you just take

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<v Speaker 2>your W and your keyboard and flip it over.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or mom, however you want to look at it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's true, it's true.

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<v Speaker 2>True. Uh, one sixty Dad's I dig with one sixty

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<v Speaker 2>seven tonight? One sixty seven? Yeah, cool Dom, how much

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<v Speaker 2>would you prepare for tonight?

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<v Speaker 3>Enough? More than you prepared that joke.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't write the joke a joke right myself.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a disappointment.

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<v Speaker 2>This joke is longer than your notes for this tonight's episode, guaranteed,

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<v Speaker 2>not true, guaranteedile, that's just the rundown. I said to you,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you need? That's good ship? Anyway? How's your

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<v Speaker 2>It's uh, we can't really talk. We could talk about

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<v Speaker 2>Saint Patty's Day, which is tomorrow. But we did our

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<v Speaker 2>Saint Pattis thing last week. Hm, we got murdered in jeopardy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my week was all right if you consider almost

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<v Speaker 3>uh setting your house on fire shooting yourself good.

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<v Speaker 2>So you were like Jewish then you were hitler. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like you got picked a little.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you can't decide whether to die by fire or

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<v Speaker 4>died by shooting. Squad, We're gonna do both, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, gas Launders, I just want to do that

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<v Speaker 4>right now, Let's just do.

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<v Speaker 5>It Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 4>But not.

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<v Speaker 3>I uh. I found a leak in the roof, pretty

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<v Speaker 3>bad leak. So been dealing with that. It's been fucking

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<v Speaker 3>super fun anything no, no, luckily enough, Yeah, I'll be

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<v Speaker 3>all right with that nonsense. But I took a little

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<v Speaker 3>reprieve went up to the wall Pies because it was

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<v Speaker 3>snowing up there last couple of days. So we took

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<v Speaker 3>the kids. That was fun, had a good time sledding,

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<v Speaker 3>watched Grace and Eat shit multiple times, but just laugh

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<v Speaker 3>it off. So that was kind of cool. That been

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<v Speaker 3>working like crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, same, what about you?

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<v Speaker 3>Stone?

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<v Speaker 4>My week was pretty good. I finished up this stupid

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<v Speaker 4>ass economics class with a bang. I spent the last

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<v Speaker 4>two days writing a nine page paper and uh was

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<v Speaker 4>just bullshitting through the whole way. And then when I

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<v Speaker 4>got to the page nine, I was like, Oh, thank

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<v Speaker 4>fucking god, the rambling worked. Get this ship out of here.

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<v Speaker 4>I got four classes left and then we're done.

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<v Speaker 5>We're done. We're so fucking glass.

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<v Speaker 4>Avery had a pretty good week. She definitely had some

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<v Speaker 4>allergies rolling, which sucks because like we just battled sickness

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<v Speaker 4>and now she's coughing again. But luckily it's just from allergy,

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<v Speaker 4>so it'll wrap itself up pretty quick here. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it's just all that fucking wind blowing through. It's just

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<v Speaker 4>been nasty. But I mean it could be worse. It

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<v Speaker 4>could be what's going on around the nation where there's

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<v Speaker 4>fucking tornadoes, nail in some places.

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<v Speaker 3>Volcanoes would be worse.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, it could be a lot worse. Trailed train derailments.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you guys seen that one the train to ailment

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<v Speaker 4>that like just have them?

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<v Speaker 2>What was that last year? We had a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>those around here two years ago?

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<v Speaker 3>Two years ago?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it two years ago? M hmm, Yeah, we had

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of one that was real close, and then

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<v Speaker 2>one that wasn't too far away from.

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<v Speaker 3>Us, back to back. Both of them were on the

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<v Speaker 3>border of California and Arizona.

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<v Speaker 2>I had I was close to you, but were they

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<v Speaker 2>both close?

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<v Speaker 3>They were both close. I had to drive by both

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<v Speaker 3>of them to get to work. Yeah. One of them

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<v Speaker 3>was pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it was bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was a lot worse than what they even

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<v Speaker 3>showed on the news. So it was pretty made a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of clean up big time.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what about you and know them?

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<v Speaker 2>That's good. Just whatever. Week, and then we ended up

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<v Speaker 2>we towards the end of the week, we ended up

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<v Speaker 2>getting the chickens that I spoke of last week. Yeah. So,

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<v Speaker 2>and then Friday, it was cold and my son and

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<v Speaker 2>I were putting the pen together outside and then it

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<v Speaker 2>started snowing here and I was like, okay, so I

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<v Speaker 2>guess we're gonna take a break. So it took a

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<v Speaker 2>break from that, went into the garage and built the

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<v Speaker 2>coupe part, which was actually really easy. If I had

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<v Speaker 2>to get another one, I would one hundred percent by

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<v Speaker 2>this exact same brand. It was very very easy to

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<v Speaker 2>put together. Hopefully it stays together, but that's another story.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so my son on spring break. So one

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<v Speaker 2>of the other things I'm gonna have to do is

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<v Speaker 2>is I want them to move all the rock that's

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<v Speaker 2>where the pen is at, and so we can put

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<v Speaker 2>down like wood chips, because those are easier to maintain

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<v Speaker 2>than having to, you know, deal with your own rock.

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<v Speaker 4>Is the pen is the pen located on the side

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<v Speaker 4>of the house where all the logs were, or is

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<v Speaker 4>it on the opposite side.

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<v Speaker 2>On the opposite side, it's actually in the corner where

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<v Speaker 2>the planter was.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, aka my back problems. Yeah, I get over there.

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<v Speaker 3>I was picking you up to take because you had

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<v Speaker 3>to do car off somewhere. And he's like, oh, help

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<v Speaker 3>me move this real quick, and like a dumb ass,

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, yeah, sure, why not. And it's his

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<v Speaker 3>fucking planter that's full of dirt.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's not full full, but it felt like

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<v Speaker 2>getting fucking four hundred pounds worth.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they realized how many of those forty pound bags

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<v Speaker 4>you put in there until you pick.

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<v Speaker 3>It up, it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was heavy enough that like moving it, I could

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<v Speaker 2>feel it in like my core, my back and you

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<v Speaker 2>can feel it in your arms. Like later that day

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<v Speaker 2>I was I think it was when I was doing

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<v Speaker 2>the coop, I was turning the screwdriver and it hurt

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<v Speaker 2>my forearms. And that was just for moving this planter

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<v Speaker 2>about fifteen feet. It was bad. Yeah, it was bad. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>thing well, that thing I do remember. It was heavy

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<v Speaker 2>without anything in it, with all the wood. But then yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're talking.

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<v Speaker 3>It's built out of two by fours. Yeah, there's like

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<v Speaker 3>thirty fucking two by fours. Yeah, you know, sixty fucking

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<v Speaker 3>feet worth the two by fours on that thing.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, but it'll be fun. We'll see, we'll see

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<v Speaker 2>what happens. But yeah, So the chicks are actually uh

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<v Speaker 2>in a We converted a big tote in the like

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<v Speaker 2>one of those home depot black totes with the yellow lids,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I cut the top, put some chicken wire

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<v Speaker 2>and then we have the lamp on that. So they're

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<v Speaker 2>just hanging out in there and they'll be there for

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<v Speaker 2>as they get a little bigger, we can take them

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<v Speaker 2>outside during the day. They're still just way too small,

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<v Speaker 2>so probably a couple weeks away from doing that. So

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<v Speaker 2>what do you need though?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, I got some hard candies sitting on my fucking

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<v Speaker 3>table because I got harburn.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but I want to know what they were. It

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<v Speaker 2>sounds delicious, sounds like a rope beer barrel.

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<v Speaker 3>So they're kind of the same thing, but they're.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, you can't really see them drugs.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're edibles. They're hard candy edibles.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, right, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>They're they're for this German brand and they're different food.

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<v Speaker 4>The gem is still taking just.

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<v Speaker 3>Out five mills each one. I've had three so far,

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<v Speaker 3>So we'll see how we go.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, all right, uh damn. Like so so like

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<v Speaker 4>normally people go to like space, you know, they go

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<v Speaker 4>to Mars and they get super high. But do you

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<v Speaker 4>go to purgatory? Like where do you go?

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<v Speaker 3>I stay right here? Purgatory.

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<v Speaker 2>This is fucking it's a funny name for a concentration camp.

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<v Speaker 3>Purgatory. That's the Okay, that's the next the next segment.

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<v Speaker 3>Well we'll say funny names for fucking so okay, hear

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<v Speaker 3>me out. Though they already kind of have funny names,

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<v Speaker 3>just like Auschwitz. Like Auschwitz, it's a funny fucking name.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't tell me that that doesn't sound.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's a lot of German. A lot of German

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<v Speaker 2>names sounds funny, and I think is it is it

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<v Speaker 2>that the it could be a double edged story. I

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<v Speaker 2>was gonna say, is it the name that's funny or

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<v Speaker 2>how it's pronounced because they're dialect there, you know how they.

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<v Speaker 3>Sound nothing funny. Everything sounds dangerous. Everything in German sounds angry.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think that what they did was they tried

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<v Speaker 3>to name things that sounded pleasant to trick people, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>you're going to Auschwitz, Like okay, that sounds like a

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<v Speaker 3>fucking brought worst want to get food.

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<v Speaker 4>Every time Arnold Schwartznigger talks, I feel like at the

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<v Speaker 4>end of it, he's gonna say, nah, just kidding, I

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<v Speaker 4>kill all of you, like just some crazy because like

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<v Speaker 4>he's just so charismatic, right, and like you get those

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<v Speaker 4>like those Austrians and those like uh Eastern Germans, and

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<v Speaker 4>they have just that charismas swagger. But you just you

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<v Speaker 4>feel like it's like Christof from Glorious Bastards, right, you

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<v Speaker 4>just know at the end of it, he's gonna fuck

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<v Speaker 4>somebody up. And I've always felt that about about Arnold,

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<v Speaker 4>is that he's just gonna come in at the end

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<v Speaker 4>and just be like, now I'm about to kill you

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<v Speaker 4>just kidding, just kidd.

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<v Speaker 3>All I heard was that AJ wants Arnold to play Hitler.

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<v Speaker 2>Could you imagine? Could you fucking imagine it? Ripped sun,

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<v Speaker 2>It's a fucking sharpie mustache. Now guilded juice and lift him.

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<v Speaker 3>Put that drew down now, Jingle jingle.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you guys seen his Netflix doc It's pretty interesting,

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<v Speaker 4>like where he grew up and he actually grew up

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<v Speaker 4>under U his dad, who was like a high ranking

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<v Speaker 4>SS officer, and he hated his dad so much and

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<v Speaker 4>was like he's just a Nazi dastard. Fuck that guy.

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<v Speaker 4>And then he went to the US. He made it

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<v Speaker 4>so big over here, and.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just a big Could you imagine if instead of

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<v Speaker 2>here he went to Canada Instead, Arnold becomes a mayor

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<v Speaker 2>or governor of like fucking Manitoba.

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<v Speaker 4>It's instead of putting on mud in the Predator, he

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<v Speaker 4>just puts on plaid maple syrup covers.

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<v Speaker 2>Bapel syrup and.

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<v Speaker 3>He comes out in a mounty outfit riding a moose

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<v Speaker 3>covered in maple syrup. I'm great, great.

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<v Speaker 4>Instead of all right, instead of trying to find Turbo Man,

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<v Speaker 4>he's trying to find the action figure from Toy Story

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<v Speaker 4>of his counter reeves.

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<v Speaker 2>He's trying to find the last Tim Morton's coffee and

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<v Speaker 3>Suckers.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well this is actually that perfect into the the

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<v Speaker 2>next topic we're gonna do. So we've done those things

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<v Speaker 2>you can say in bed and blah blah blah. Well

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<v Speaker 2>I was requested by a Canadian to bring up things

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<v Speaker 2>you could say in bed and in Canada, and I

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<v Speaker 2>And then I wrote stuff down and I took it out.

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<v Speaker 2>And I wrote stuff down and I took it out.

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<v Speaker 2>We could do round robin. So Stone, let's go Stoned

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<v Speaker 2>you then me than domb and we'll just go. I

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<v Speaker 2>said to bring like three, So what do you got Stone?

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<v Speaker 3>First one?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm about to end next to this pussy.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Just what's your favorite tariff?

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<v Speaker 3>It too?

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hm oh ship? Okay, all right, Sorry, I tried

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<v Speaker 2>my best day.

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<v Speaker 4>It almost got Australia like clubs.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna give you my first. I'm just gonna give

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<v Speaker 3>you three, my three. I'm so sorry. I'm very sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my please forgive me. There's that's that's all you say.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Canada. All right, now give you them my real one? Man,

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<v Speaker 3>May I please smash your beautiful hole.

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<v Speaker 4>A jumping Joe Holsifer. That's a big moose.

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<v Speaker 3>Knuckle. Moose knuckle?

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<v Speaker 2>Does that look like potin to you?

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<v Speaker 3>Bud? Please allow me the pleasure of making love to you.

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<v Speaker 2>A you ready to drill oil their bud? Well, that

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<v Speaker 2>guy creamed harder than my Tim Horton's maple iced coffee there, Bud.

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus, what a nice doughnut hole you have there.

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<v Speaker 4>I've never been to RB's before, but there's the first

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<v Speaker 4>time for everything.

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<v Speaker 5>Eh.

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<v Speaker 3>You know exactly where the beef is we all know.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmmm mm hmmm.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have anymore, only had three. You do you

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<v Speaker 2>have more honorable mentions? You could just keep saying sorry, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I did put sorry but that.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh I go around the back of Tim Horton's to

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<v Speaker 4>get my maple bars. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Have either of you ever tried Tim Hortons?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, but I haven't either. You know, it looks

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<v Speaker 2>it looks like basic, like fucking Duncans or or Dutch bros. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't look like anything special, like it just looks

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<v Speaker 2>like fufu bullshit. But they have them in hockey arenas

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<v Speaker 2>across the United States, so like I've seen them when

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<v Speaker 2>going to a Coyotes game or when I've been to

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<v Speaker 2>T Mobile Arena, but I've never actually had Tim Hortons

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm less.

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<v Speaker 3>You do know that doggy style was invented in Canada, right,

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<v Speaker 3>It's so that both people can watch hockey while they're fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>It's true, that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>Facts.

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<v Speaker 2>We had it first in America, though. We adopted it

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<v Speaker 2>watching NASCAR, and they caught on and started doing for hockey.

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<v Speaker 4>And then somebody said, bow, wow, well your pop I.

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<v Speaker 3>Thought that's where reverse cowgirl came in from.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it didn't come from Alabama.

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<v Speaker 4>No, reverse calgirl from No.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you don't turn your back on your family. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>it's good, all right, Well I got I brought something

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<v Speaker 2>new to the table for this one. We you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we always talk about dad stories and have funny things

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<v Speaker 2>to say and shit to do. But I want to

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<v Speaker 2>bring the dark side of parenting, not too dark, but

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<v Speaker 2>I guess however dark you want to get. But I said,

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<v Speaker 2>we each need to bring some stuff about Like could

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<v Speaker 2>be stories about advice about dues and don'ts to people

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<v Speaker 2>listening that may be new to parenting, not new to parenting,

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<v Speaker 2>aren't a parent yet, but maybe they're gonna be one.

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<v Speaker 2>Just some examples that you might want to give of

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<v Speaker 2>shit that you didn't realize. Like me, one of my

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<v Speaker 2>top ones would be shit you didn't realize of having

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<v Speaker 2>a teenager and a toddler in the same fucking house,

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<v Speaker 2>and like, don't do that. I'm not wishing that to anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't ever accidentally have somebody as a kid and then

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<v Speaker 2>sixteen years later, plan to have a kid and the

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<v Speaker 2>two meet up at seventeen and four in your household,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's a whole lot of personality and you're just like,

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<v Speaker 2>you have nothing. It's just wild. It's like the wild

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<v Speaker 2>West around here. Oh, beat the shit out of both

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<v Speaker 2>at all times.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's fucking hilarious because one of them is

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<v Speaker 3>trying to avoid you and the other one is begging

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<v Speaker 3>to have your attention. Yeah, right, at all fucking times.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And like when I came over the other day, Like

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<v Speaker 3>you guys say that Ellie talks about me all the time,

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<v Speaker 3>and she says stuff about me all the time, but

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<v Speaker 3>then I show up and she is scared to fucking death.

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<v Speaker 3>Of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the other night I got her in the I

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<v Speaker 2>got her in the bath and I was getting her

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<v Speaker 2>hair tie out and it got stuck, and so when

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<v Speaker 2>I yanked it, it took out a little bit of hair. Hair,

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<v Speaker 2>and she was just like, ah, She was like, did

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<v Speaker 2>you take out hair? Am I gonna look like Josh,

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<v Speaker 2>to which I chuckled.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, of course, yeah, dude. I was dire when

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<v Speaker 3>Lily set me that. Or uh, when I was taking

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<v Speaker 3>that snapchat with Lily and I put that filter on

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<v Speaker 3>and she goes, hey, I look at Google Jordan.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I was just a picture. I was

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<v Speaker 2>just like, do I look like some fucking brocast Mexicans.

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<v Speaker 2>It's on Matthew something. I don't understand the reference here.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know the reference nothing like you.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just because of the mustache.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fucking a was that? Did you guys take that

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<v Speaker 2>picture in the mountains?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>That makes more sense because I was gonna make fun

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<v Speaker 2>of your fucking hat and I was like, it ain't

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<v Speaker 2>that cold outside. But now, like now knowing that you're

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<v Speaker 2>in the mountains makes more sense. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>get a sunburn, you know, up in the elevation.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, it was so bright, having all that that white

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<v Speaker 3>snow everywhere.

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<v Speaker 5>It was so fucking bright.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the worst, one of the worst sunburns I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever had was in uh It was like a high

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<v Speaker 2>of forty eight degrees and I was at a football

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<v Speaker 2>game up in Reno for you and R and you

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<v Speaker 2>and LV, and you don't even think about it because

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, it's forty nine degrees outside and I'm fucking

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<v Speaker 2>baked on the stands baked.

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<v Speaker 3>It was. It was brad because there were no clouds.

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<v Speaker 2>There, pure sun and off the aluminum and shit off

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<v Speaker 2>the stadium too. But Stone, what do you got? Stories wise?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you got for us?

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<v Speaker 4>One of them I got is, you know, like when

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<v Speaker 4>your kids get sick and you literally have to baby

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<v Speaker 4>the shit out of them and kind of like no

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<v Speaker 4>matter what age up until he gets like maybe fifteen

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<v Speaker 4>sixteen some around there, you know. But like when kids

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<v Speaker 4>get sick, you're like, oh shit, like a massive monkey

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<v Speaker 4>wrench gets thrown into the engine. And you know, just

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<v Speaker 4>from personal experience, like just having as much patient patients

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<v Speaker 4>as like humanly possible, and just like tell yourself at

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<v Speaker 4>the end of the day that like you're doing the

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<v Speaker 4>best you can, like keeping them alive and getting them better,

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<v Speaker 4>and don't don't you get frustrated that you can't get

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<v Speaker 4>them better faster. It's just something like that just has

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<v Speaker 4>to take its time, you know, with medicine and everything else,

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<v Speaker 4>and just be patient with it and roll with it

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<v Speaker 4>and just be there and love your.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids days for everything you got stomach seven to ten days,

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<v Speaker 2>motherfucker buck love.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's such a wild thing, right because it's like

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<v Speaker 3>to say that you're doing such a good job at

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<v Speaker 3>keeping them alive. Like I think that's the part that

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<v Speaker 3>most people fail to understand with being a parent, is

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<v Speaker 3>that you are responsible for keeping this human, this living

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<v Speaker 3>thing alive. It's not like a dog. Like you can

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<v Speaker 3>forget about a dog for a day and it'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 3>You cannot forget about your kid for ten minutes, like

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<v Speaker 3>at all. You just can't. Sometimes they won't let you,

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<v Speaker 3>but you really can't. Like and and getting sick was

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<v Speaker 3>kind of on mind, like them constantly being sick was

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<v Speaker 3>online And it takes so much energy because you can't stop,

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<v Speaker 3>Like you still have to figure out how to go

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<v Speaker 3>to work, You still have to figure out how to

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<v Speaker 3>cook and clean and do all the house things and

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<v Speaker 3>chores and life things that you have to do while

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<v Speaker 3>still taking care of this human that now can't take

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<v Speaker 3>care of themselves at all, whether they're four or seventeen,

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<v Speaker 3>Like this switch just it shuts off period. When these

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<v Speaker 3>kids are sick, it's it's tough. It's it's a tough

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<v Speaker 3>one to deal with. And when you have more, when

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<v Speaker 3>you have more, when you have multiple, it's inevitable that

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<v Speaker 3>it's going to go from one person to the next

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<v Speaker 3>because you can't get away from each other.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the pin of a grenade. We're all going down.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Like what do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>You send them to a fucking hotel room. You're like,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, number one, you're gone, go to fucking motel

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<v Speaker 3>six down the street. I'll see in a couple of

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<v Speaker 3>days it's already packed. We got room two ten on

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<v Speaker 3>fucking reserve. Get the fuck out of the house.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean because by the time somebody gets sick,

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<v Speaker 2>it's already it's already hit everybody. It just hasn't Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it just hasn't manifested yet, especially.

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<v Speaker 4>Like when they're little, when they're little and they're running

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<v Speaker 4>around everywhere and they're touching everything and blowing the nose

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<v Speaker 4>and everything, and sneezing everywhere and coughing everywhere. There's no

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<v Speaker 4>hiding it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, when my kids are so resilient when they're little,

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<v Speaker 2>like you can have no clue that they're really sick,

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<v Speaker 2>truly hits.

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<v Speaker 3>That's Grayson, Grayson, Grayson, unless he is like on his

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<v Speaker 3>fucking deathbed, you do not know that that kid is sick.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll see little glimpses here and there, but then he

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<v Speaker 3>just gets up. He's like, I'm fine, I'll be all right,

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<v Speaker 3>and he just keeps on trucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Calli.

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<v Speaker 3>When Calli's sick, her whole fucking world shuts down. She

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<v Speaker 3>is like she is pamper me, take care of me,

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<v Speaker 3>make me food, don't touch me, don't fucking come near me.

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<v Speaker 3>I want hugs. What are you doing? I'm gonna take

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<v Speaker 3>a shower. Why are you telling me to get out

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<v Speaker 3>of the shower. I've only been here for an hour

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<v Speaker 3>and a half. What the fuck is your problem?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, dude, it's just say she was on her period

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<v Speaker 2>or the same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, it's it's it's wild and and that like that's

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<v Speaker 3>another thing too that most people don't realize is that

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<v Speaker 3>each kid has its has its own personality, right, but

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<v Speaker 3>when they are sick that changes drastically.

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<v Speaker 4>Period.

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<v Speaker 3>That kind of goes into one of my other ones,

428
00:23:24.759 --> 00:23:32.440
<v Speaker 3>though that I wasn't ready for, is feeling like you're

429
00:23:32.440 --> 00:23:36.279
<v Speaker 3>not wanted or like they want nothing to do with you.

430
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<v Speaker 3>I don't think anyone can ever really prepare a parent

431
00:23:41.359 --> 00:23:48.599
<v Speaker 3>for that emotion, for that like that form of hurt.

432
00:23:49.400 --> 00:23:54.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, right, Like I'm at that stage now with

433
00:23:54.640 --> 00:23:58.519
<v Speaker 3>the two girls where they just get these moments where

434
00:23:58.559 --> 00:24:01.759
<v Speaker 3>they want nothing to do with me at all. It's

435
00:24:01.759 --> 00:24:05.640
<v Speaker 3>nothing personal, it's nothing I've done now, it's not even that,

436
00:24:06.440 --> 00:24:10.000
<v Speaker 3>it's just that they don't they don't want the type

437
00:24:10.039 --> 00:24:14.079
<v Speaker 3>of relationship that I bring to the table. They don't

438
00:24:14.160 --> 00:24:17.880
<v Speaker 3>want they don't want me. They don't want their dad,

439
00:24:18.559 --> 00:24:22.240
<v Speaker 3>they don't want my love. They want the connection, they

440
00:24:22.279 --> 00:24:26.640
<v Speaker 3>want the fun that somebody else brings. And it took

441
00:24:26.720 --> 00:24:29.039
<v Speaker 3>me a minute to really kind of like put it

442
00:24:29.079 --> 00:24:31.519
<v Speaker 3>on there because for a while I was away right

443
00:24:31.599 --> 00:24:34.079
<v Speaker 3>for work, and so every day when we would talk,

444
00:24:34.119 --> 00:24:35.759
<v Speaker 3>it's I miss you, I love you, I want to

445
00:24:35.759 --> 00:24:37.519
<v Speaker 3>see you, like I can't wait till you come home.

446
00:24:37.559 --> 00:24:39.279
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna do so many fun things, and then you

447
00:24:39.319 --> 00:24:42.400
<v Speaker 3>come home and there's five minutes of entertainment and then

448
00:24:42.400 --> 00:24:45.960
<v Speaker 3>they're like, all right, fuck off, mm hmm bye, Like

449
00:24:46.079 --> 00:24:47.839
<v Speaker 3>I want to go be with my friends, I want

450
00:24:47.839 --> 00:24:49.720
<v Speaker 3>to go do this with mom, or I want to

451
00:24:49.720 --> 00:24:51.839
<v Speaker 3>go do this, or I want like they just it's not.

452
00:24:53.839 --> 00:24:57.839
<v Speaker 3>The relationship that I have with them is reserved for

453
00:24:58.119 --> 00:25:01.839
<v Speaker 3>very specific moments and they still come to me, but

454
00:25:01.960 --> 00:25:04.400
<v Speaker 3>it again, it just takes a very specific moment for

455
00:25:05.640 --> 00:25:07.119
<v Speaker 3>that connection to be there.

456
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<v Speaker 2>Well kind of like I said I said earlier about

457
00:25:09.759 --> 00:25:12.799
<v Speaker 2>how having a split of like a you know, a

458
00:25:12.839 --> 00:25:16.960
<v Speaker 2>toddler and what an infant and a toddler and then

459
00:25:17.160 --> 00:25:20.880
<v Speaker 2>a teenager, you're three years away from having three teenagers

460
00:25:20.880 --> 00:25:25.559
<v Speaker 2>in the same roof. That's gonna be a disaster. Like,

461
00:25:25.559 --> 00:25:29.559
<v Speaker 2>like nobody wishes that on anybody, you know, like I have.

462
00:25:29.759 --> 00:25:32.359
<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm ten years or so away from having

463
00:25:32.640 --> 00:25:36.960
<v Speaker 2>two teams. Yeah, you're three years away from having three

464
00:25:37.119 --> 00:25:38.720
<v Speaker 2>teams at the same time.

465
00:25:38.960 --> 00:25:43.599
<v Speaker 3>Like that it's gonna be rough. Yeah, because they also

466
00:25:43.720 --> 00:25:44.720
<v Speaker 3>fight a lot.

467
00:25:45.079 --> 00:25:49.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a sibling that's a sibling thing, you know.

468
00:25:50.359 --> 00:25:50.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

469
00:25:50.559 --> 00:25:52.720
<v Speaker 2>I feel like the more they fight, the stronger the bond.

470
00:25:52.720 --> 00:25:53.680
<v Speaker 2>They build with each other.

471
00:25:53.839 --> 00:25:57.240
<v Speaker 3>I fucking hope so, man, because little dude Lily. Lily

472
00:25:57.279 --> 00:26:01.599
<v Speaker 3>and Grayson are gonna be They're gonna be unfucking matched

473
00:26:01.640 --> 00:26:03.640
<v Speaker 3>with their bond by the time they get over because

474
00:26:03.640 --> 00:26:05.480
<v Speaker 3>they are so mean to each other.

475
00:26:05.599 --> 00:26:10.039
<v Speaker 4>But can you imagine like if some like person were

476
00:26:10.079 --> 00:26:12.559
<v Speaker 4>to like, you know, mess over Lily and like Lily's

477
00:26:12.640 --> 00:26:14.640
<v Speaker 4>upset about what they had done to them, and then

478
00:26:14.680 --> 00:26:16.240
<v Speaker 4>Grayson goes and just beats the ship.

479
00:26:16.920 --> 00:26:23.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah that does happen, now, Yeah, that that does happen.

480
00:26:23.599 --> 00:26:26.160
<v Speaker 3>Now he is very protective over her, and she is

481
00:26:26.279 --> 00:26:30.000
<v Speaker 3>very protective over both of them, you know, Callie and Grayson.

482
00:26:31.599 --> 00:26:35.200
<v Speaker 3>I mean, we've seen it numerous times before.

483
00:26:35.440 --> 00:26:37.519
<v Speaker 4>But is Calli just like pretty neutral?

484
00:26:40.440 --> 00:26:43.680
<v Speaker 3>She she she is the oldest, and she does not

485
00:26:43.920 --> 00:26:46.960
<v Speaker 3>like confrontation. She does not like conflict, She does not

486
00:26:47.200 --> 00:26:50.279
<v Speaker 3>like the arguing, she doesn't like the fighting. She none

487
00:26:50.279 --> 00:26:52.079
<v Speaker 3>of it. And she will do whatever she can to

488
00:26:52.200 --> 00:26:57.200
<v Speaker 3>resolve it as quickly as possible because she just doesn't

489
00:26:57.240 --> 00:27:00.599
<v Speaker 3>she can't handle it. So we're working on that. So

490
00:27:00.640 --> 00:27:01.960
<v Speaker 3>what I do is I just argue with her for

491
00:27:02.000 --> 00:27:07.279
<v Speaker 3>no fucking reason now, just to teach, just to like teacher,

492
00:27:07.359 --> 00:27:10.160
<v Speaker 3>how to deal with it. You know, I'll just be

493
00:27:10.559 --> 00:27:13.920
<v Speaker 3>not not like in a in a dick like dick

494
00:27:14.000 --> 00:27:16.599
<v Speaker 3>kind of way, just it just like a pokey, you know,

495
00:27:17.640 --> 00:27:20.079
<v Speaker 3>fun kind of way. There's only been one time where

496
00:27:20.920 --> 00:27:23.759
<v Speaker 3>she was wrong. She was actually very wrong. We were

497
00:27:23.799 --> 00:27:26.440
<v Speaker 3>sitting at the kitchen table. She was very wrong, and

498
00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:29.640
<v Speaker 3>she wanted to continue to have an argument, and I went, okay, listen,

499
00:27:30.160 --> 00:27:31.799
<v Speaker 3>if you want to have an argument, we can do this.

500
00:27:31.960 --> 00:27:34.559
<v Speaker 3>Like I'm willing to step away and concede that we're

501
00:27:34.559 --> 00:27:36.519
<v Speaker 3>not going to agree. We're not going to see eye

502
00:27:36.519 --> 00:27:38.720
<v Speaker 3>to eye on this. Right now. There's a bunch of

503
00:27:38.720 --> 00:27:42.200
<v Speaker 3>people around. So do you just want to cut your

504
00:27:42.240 --> 00:27:45.880
<v Speaker 3>losses and and stop or do you want to actually

505
00:27:45.960 --> 00:27:48.000
<v Speaker 3>have a debate, like do you want to go back

506
00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:49.480
<v Speaker 3>and forth? And she was like, no, no, I want to

507
00:27:49.480 --> 00:27:51.359
<v Speaker 3>have a debate. I want you to prove me wrong,

508
00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:54.480
<v Speaker 3>make me, make me see you're side of it. And

509
00:27:54.480 --> 00:27:57.759
<v Speaker 3>I said, okay, fine, but if you end up walking

510
00:27:57.799 --> 00:28:01.960
<v Speaker 3>away crying, you can hate me, like you can't be

511
00:28:02.079 --> 00:28:05.559
<v Speaker 3>angry at me, you can't like you. You you are

512
00:28:05.640 --> 00:28:08.559
<v Speaker 3>asking for it. Right now, I'm telling you that this

513
00:28:08.720 --> 00:28:11.519
<v Speaker 3>is a very dangerous road. Dad acts dumb all the time,

514
00:28:11.559 --> 00:28:13.519
<v Speaker 3>but when it comes down to it, if I need to,

515
00:28:13.599 --> 00:28:15.279
<v Speaker 3>I will get into a debate with you, and I

516
00:28:15.319 --> 00:28:19.119
<v Speaker 3>will be very good at it. And sure, shit, dude.

517
00:28:19.119 --> 00:28:21.359
<v Speaker 3>It took like five maybe seven minutes, and she was

518
00:28:21.400 --> 00:28:24.880
<v Speaker 3>in tears, and she walked away, and I looked around

519
00:28:24.920 --> 00:28:26.400
<v Speaker 3>the table and I asked everybody. I was like, did

520
00:28:26.400 --> 00:28:31.599
<v Speaker 3>I do anything wrong? And they're like, nope, I think

521
00:28:32.440 --> 00:28:33.039
<v Speaker 3>what happens?

522
00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:40.920
<v Speaker 2>Did I do anything wrong? With One of the things

523
00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:45.000
<v Speaker 2>that come in and realize is, you know, because you

524
00:28:45.079 --> 00:28:50.640
<v Speaker 2>can't escape genetics, no matter what right, you can't escape genetics,

525
00:28:51.000 --> 00:28:54.720
<v Speaker 2>and you are who you are, and you're likely going

526
00:28:54.799 --> 00:28:57.160
<v Speaker 2>to be a lot like your parents in a lot

527
00:28:57.200 --> 00:29:01.200
<v Speaker 2>of different ways because it's just genetics. And as you

528
00:29:01.240 --> 00:29:05.680
<v Speaker 2>grow older, finding out how much you can't fucking stand yourself. Yep,

529
00:29:06.839 --> 00:29:08.960
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, because that's your early twenties

530
00:29:09.039 --> 00:29:11.960
<v Speaker 2>right there. Your kids are you, your kids are you,

531
00:29:12.079 --> 00:29:14.079
<v Speaker 2>and you see it coming out and you're just like,

532
00:29:15.240 --> 00:29:16.720
<v Speaker 2>I fucking hate every moment of this.

533
00:29:17.880 --> 00:29:19.759
<v Speaker 4>Every time I call my mom, I'm like, hey, Mom,

534
00:29:19.920 --> 00:29:21.640
<v Speaker 4>just to get it out right here right now, in

535
00:29:21.640 --> 00:29:23.839
<v Speaker 4>the beginning to call I'm sorry for being a cunt

536
00:29:23.880 --> 00:29:26.519
<v Speaker 4>when I was a kid. My bad, My bad.

537
00:29:26.799 --> 00:29:28.599
<v Speaker 3>You shouldn't apologize. That's her fault.

538
00:29:30.680 --> 00:29:31.920
<v Speaker 2>She chose to keep you there.

539
00:29:32.200 --> 00:29:32.920
<v Speaker 3>That's her fault.

540
00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:35.359
<v Speaker 2>She taught you the funk.

541
00:29:35.400 --> 00:29:38.200
<v Speaker 3>We just talked about genetics. It's her. You got that

542
00:29:38.319 --> 00:29:44.720
<v Speaker 3>from her. Four Oh it is a leaf.

543
00:29:46.319 --> 00:29:55.319
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, in my blood.

544
00:29:55.640 --> 00:29:57.519
<v Speaker 2>It's your brother. Well, we kept him, so we kind

545
00:29:57.519 --> 00:30:05.079
<v Speaker 2>of have to keep him, right, You got one more stone?

546
00:30:05.240 --> 00:30:15.559
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, how to prepare your kid for unexpected loss? There's

547
00:30:15.640 --> 00:30:18.720
<v Speaker 4>no real way to do it, kind of no matter

548
00:30:18.720 --> 00:30:23.240
<v Speaker 4>what age they're at, it just happens. And when it happens,

549
00:30:23.279 --> 00:30:26.319
<v Speaker 4>you just have to be there for them as much

550
00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:28.720
<v Speaker 4>as you can to help them through the process of it,

551
00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:34.400
<v Speaker 4>but also know that you can't control.

552
00:30:33.920 --> 00:30:37.920
<v Speaker 3>It, you know, be the definition of unexpected.

553
00:30:38.519 --> 00:30:38.759
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

554
00:30:38.960 --> 00:30:44.720
<v Speaker 2>No, I I like that topic because it's I don't

555
00:30:44.720 --> 00:30:46.880
<v Speaker 2>know what I I don't know. I mean, you don't know,

556
00:30:47.920 --> 00:30:51.279
<v Speaker 2>uh what somebody else wants, right, But for me personally,

557
00:30:51.359 --> 00:30:54.440
<v Speaker 2>like I didn't have to deal with really unexpected loss

558
00:30:54.480 --> 00:30:58.880
<v Speaker 2>from the age of seventeen until like five years ago,

559
00:30:59.559 --> 00:31:02.480
<v Speaker 2>So I I, you know, I had a pretty big

560
00:31:02.519 --> 00:31:06.519
<v Speaker 2>window of not having unexpected loss of close you know,

561
00:31:06.839 --> 00:31:11.480
<v Speaker 2>close people, and but you know, whereas like my son,

562
00:31:11.880 --> 00:31:13.920
<v Speaker 2>you know, he at a younger age, has had to

563
00:31:13.960 --> 00:31:18.319
<v Speaker 2>deal with unexpected loss, and so I think it might

564
00:31:18.359 --> 00:31:21.640
<v Speaker 2>be easy. It would be my perspective, because of going

565
00:31:21.680 --> 00:31:23.640
<v Speaker 2>through what I went through, I feel I could be

566
00:31:23.680 --> 00:31:26.319
<v Speaker 2>easier to have it at a younger age than going

567
00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:29.920
<v Speaker 2>such a long time without having unexpected loss until you're

568
00:31:29.960 --> 00:31:32.400
<v Speaker 2>actually older. And to me, it's harder to deal with

569
00:31:32.400 --> 00:31:34.119
<v Speaker 2>because you're not used to dealing with it.

570
00:31:34.839 --> 00:31:39.279
<v Speaker 3>I can see coming coming from my side of it,

571
00:31:39.319 --> 00:31:42.160
<v Speaker 3>where matter I had a lot of I had a

572
00:31:42.160 --> 00:31:45.559
<v Speaker 3>lot of unexpected loss as a younger. As a younger kid,

573
00:31:47.480 --> 00:31:51.640
<v Speaker 3>you you don't really feel it when you're younger, like

574
00:31:51.720 --> 00:31:55.480
<v Speaker 3>it doesn't hit you the same because even though I

575
00:31:55.559 --> 00:31:58.400
<v Speaker 3>was close to like just for like my uncle's right,

576
00:31:59.400 --> 00:32:01.240
<v Speaker 3>I was close to both of my uncles that I

577
00:32:01.279 --> 00:32:05.920
<v Speaker 3>lost at a very young age, but it didn't register

578
00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:09.559
<v Speaker 3>the same way that it did when my grandparents died

579
00:32:10.279 --> 00:32:15.240
<v Speaker 3>at an older age, because when I was younger, it

580
00:32:16.599 --> 00:32:18.920
<v Speaker 3>was just like I had so much going on, like

581
00:32:19.039 --> 00:32:22.880
<v Speaker 3>my brain, My brain was so consumed with other things

582
00:32:24.119 --> 00:32:28.759
<v Speaker 3>that I could distract myself from it. It was easy

583
00:32:28.920 --> 00:32:32.160
<v Speaker 3>enough to almost put it out of like out of

584
00:32:32.200 --> 00:32:35.920
<v Speaker 3>my mind, and just ignore it almost like a little

585
00:32:35.960 --> 00:32:39.680
<v Speaker 3>bit versus when I was older and my grandparents, both

586
00:32:39.720 --> 00:32:43.599
<v Speaker 3>my grandparents died, I knew what that meant instantly that

587
00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:46.599
<v Speaker 3>I was never going to see them again. Whereas at

588
00:32:46.599 --> 00:32:48.799
<v Speaker 3>a younger age, I went through periods where I didn't

589
00:32:48.799 --> 00:32:51.000
<v Speaker 3>see my uncles. So it was kind of like all right,

590
00:32:51.079 --> 00:32:53.279
<v Speaker 3>like you just kind of fall back into the habit

591
00:32:53.319 --> 00:32:57.000
<v Speaker 3>of Okay, I'm just going through my daily routine again,

592
00:32:57.279 --> 00:33:02.319
<v Speaker 3>where you know what I mean. But but with my grandparents, yeah,

593
00:33:02.200 --> 00:33:06.559
<v Speaker 3>when they passed, I I was devastated. I mean, you know,

594
00:33:06.559 --> 00:33:08.680
<v Speaker 3>I was close to both of them, and it was hard.

595
00:33:08.920 --> 00:33:11.799
<v Speaker 3>You know, when my dad died, the same thing. You know,

596
00:33:11.880 --> 00:33:16.039
<v Speaker 3>my dad died, I was excuse me, it's twenty one

597
00:33:16.079 --> 00:33:20.000
<v Speaker 3>and twenty two, and it was it was rough, you know,

598
00:33:20.680 --> 00:33:23.480
<v Speaker 3>all of those emotions like he's never gonna get to

599
00:33:23.480 --> 00:33:26.759
<v Speaker 3>see his grandkids, He's never gonna to see me grow up.

600
00:33:26.880 --> 00:33:29.200
<v Speaker 3>Like I was still I still felt young at that age.

601
00:33:29.200 --> 00:33:31.319
<v Speaker 3>You know, I was like, there're so yeah, there's so

602
00:33:31.400 --> 00:33:33.559
<v Speaker 3>much that's going to happen in life that I am

603
00:33:33.599 --> 00:33:36.319
<v Speaker 3>now not going to have my father for you know.

604
00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:40.599
<v Speaker 2>True, it's true. It makes it makes I don't know,

605
00:33:40.599 --> 00:33:42.839
<v Speaker 2>it makes it tough, you know, Like I just think,

606
00:33:42.880 --> 00:33:46.000
<v Speaker 2>like the how you touched on it at a young age,

607
00:33:46.400 --> 00:33:48.039
<v Speaker 2>you kind of just move on because you have so

608
00:33:48.160 --> 00:33:51.480
<v Speaker 2>much shit going on, and like, yeah, as an adult,

609
00:33:51.559 --> 00:33:53.359
<v Speaker 2>you have a lot of shit going on too, but

610
00:33:53.839 --> 00:33:56.400
<v Speaker 2>it just doesn't hit you the same. Like I feel

611
00:33:56.400 --> 00:34:01.359
<v Speaker 2>like if I was seventeen and lost one of my grandparents,

612
00:34:01.480 --> 00:34:03.359
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't feel the same of like because I'd be

613
00:34:03.440 --> 00:34:05.480
<v Speaker 2>so busy. I wouldn't feel the same of like, oh,

614
00:34:05.640 --> 00:34:07.279
<v Speaker 2>you know, I wish I could text my grandma or

615
00:34:07.359 --> 00:34:10.639
<v Speaker 2>call my grandma. Yeah right, Whereas now it's like still

616
00:34:10.840 --> 00:34:12.840
<v Speaker 2>you know times where I'm just like go to pick

617
00:34:12.920 --> 00:34:15.320
<v Speaker 2>up the phone like oh I should, well no it

618
00:34:15.320 --> 00:34:17.719
<v Speaker 2>doesn't really work, and you're.

619
00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:20.840
<v Speaker 3>Closer to it, yeah, like like we're we're closer to

620
00:34:20.880 --> 00:34:27.400
<v Speaker 3>it now in this sense of like actual yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

621
00:34:27.280 --> 00:34:28.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that makes sense.

622
00:34:30.199 --> 00:34:30.639
<v Speaker 4>I do.

623
00:34:30.880 --> 00:34:34.239
<v Speaker 3>That kind of leads into what my my last one was,

624
00:34:34.280 --> 00:34:38.199
<v Speaker 3>which is to remember that as you're having kids, Like

625
00:34:38.559 --> 00:34:41.920
<v Speaker 3>this is for anybody who hasn't had kids yet or

626
00:34:41.960 --> 00:34:46.000
<v Speaker 3>anybody who is just starting to have kids, try and

627
00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:52.679
<v Speaker 3>understand that you're still learning whilst the while teaching these kids.

628
00:34:52.679 --> 00:34:55.679
<v Speaker 3>That you're having Like, you guys are going to be

629
00:34:55.840 --> 00:35:01.119
<v Speaker 3>learning things in life at the same time, different parts

630
00:35:01.159 --> 00:35:04.320
<v Speaker 3>of life, Like this is the first time I've ever

631
00:35:04.320 --> 00:35:07.000
<v Speaker 3>been forty two. This is the first time that I've

632
00:35:07.000 --> 00:35:11.119
<v Speaker 3>ever had a job. No, correct, this is the first

633
00:35:11.159 --> 00:35:14.079
<v Speaker 3>time that I've ever had a job like I have now,

634
00:35:14.920 --> 00:35:17.199
<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean. Like, I'm like, this is

635
00:35:17.239 --> 00:35:19.760
<v Speaker 3>a I've never been divorced before. Right now, I'm still

636
00:35:19.800 --> 00:35:22.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm still dealing with with aspects of my life that

637
00:35:23.599 --> 00:35:25.960
<v Speaker 3>I never thought i'd have to deal with, and I'm

638
00:35:26.000 --> 00:35:29.400
<v Speaker 3>trying to figure it out, all while still dealing with

639
00:35:29.559 --> 00:35:33.239
<v Speaker 3>teaching these kids how to be who you know they

640
00:35:33.280 --> 00:35:37.159
<v Speaker 3>want to be. And so that's one thing that nobody

641
00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:40.480
<v Speaker 3>told me. Nobody, nobody shined a light on the fact

642
00:35:40.559 --> 00:35:43.639
<v Speaker 3>that when you are having kids, you are still going

643
00:35:43.719 --> 00:35:46.039
<v Speaker 3>to be growing up. You are still going to be

644
00:35:46.159 --> 00:35:48.800
<v Speaker 3>learning life, figuring shit out, You're still going to be

645
00:35:48.840 --> 00:35:51.599
<v Speaker 3>learning things for the first time. That never dawned on

646
00:35:51.639 --> 00:35:53.880
<v Speaker 3>me until probably about two three years ago.

647
00:35:55.639 --> 00:35:57.360
<v Speaker 2>Usually that makes sense.

648
00:35:57.480 --> 00:35:59.800
<v Speaker 4>And to add on to that, you're you're still going

649
00:35:59.840 --> 00:36:02.159
<v Speaker 4>to be like messing up at things as a parent,

650
00:36:02.679 --> 00:36:05.000
<v Speaker 4>and it's up to you to like learn from it,

651
00:36:05.159 --> 00:36:10.400
<v Speaker 4>have accountability and move on, move forward better, Like, don't

652
00:36:10.400 --> 00:36:11.719
<v Speaker 4>sit here and think you're not gonna suck up.

653
00:36:11.840 --> 00:36:15.079
<v Speaker 3>You're not gonna so many wrong things.

654
00:36:15.599 --> 00:36:19.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and you and you'll continue to Yeah.

655
00:36:19.840 --> 00:36:20.199
<v Speaker 4>I like it.

656
00:36:20.400 --> 00:36:21.039
<v Speaker 3>That's a good ship.

657
00:36:22.519 --> 00:36:24.760
<v Speaker 2>All right, Let's move to the next thing. I'm gonna

658
00:36:24.760 --> 00:36:28.679
<v Speaker 2>do a little switcheroo with the last topics and we're

659
00:36:28.679 --> 00:36:31.840
<v Speaker 2>gonna do in the in the theme of its March.

660
00:36:31.880 --> 00:36:35.039
<v Speaker 2>And today actually is the announced they announced the bracket

661
00:36:35.079 --> 00:36:38.679
<v Speaker 2>for March Madness. I filled mine. Now I haven't watched

662
00:36:38.679 --> 00:36:42.920
<v Speaker 2>a single fucking college basketball game this year yet. Uh,

663
00:36:43.199 --> 00:36:45.480
<v Speaker 2>but I filled out my bracket and I'm just like,

664
00:36:45.719 --> 00:36:49.719
<v Speaker 2>this is what's gonna happen. And so I went through it,

665
00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:52.360
<v Speaker 2>and I didn't think a whole lot of on it.

666
00:36:52.400 --> 00:36:54.840
<v Speaker 2>You know. I feel like I feel like the less

667
00:36:54.840 --> 00:36:57.639
<v Speaker 2>time you spend when you the more you over analyze it.

668
00:36:57.679 --> 00:37:00.400
<v Speaker 2>You're just like, I can't see these teams up setting.

669
00:37:00.679 --> 00:37:02.440
<v Speaker 2>You have to know there's going to be at least

670
00:37:02.440 --> 00:37:04.800
<v Speaker 2>one twelve seed that wins. There's going to be probably

671
00:37:04.840 --> 00:37:08.119
<v Speaker 2>two ten seeds that wins. Stuff like that. But this

672
00:37:08.159 --> 00:37:10.199
<v Speaker 2>topic has nothing to do with March Madness other than

673
00:37:10.239 --> 00:37:13.800
<v Speaker 2>it's a bracket. But I thought of this from last week.

674
00:37:14.559 --> 00:37:17.360
<v Speaker 2>It sparked my mind as I was editing a video

675
00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:23.639
<v Speaker 2>and seeing how fucking high I was last week, So

676
00:37:23.719 --> 00:37:26.440
<v Speaker 2>I thought it would be fun to do a bracket

677
00:37:26.559 --> 00:37:32.039
<v Speaker 2>of I found sixteen. You know there's these things called

678
00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:38.320
<v Speaker 2>a You could mute yourself there is oh man.

679
00:37:40.719 --> 00:37:43.320
<v Speaker 4>Enough and then you tried to say mute Mike as

680
00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:44.400
<v Speaker 4>you pressed none.

681
00:37:44.239 --> 00:37:47.719
<v Speaker 2>Of us can fuck. That was on purpose. I did

682
00:37:47.840 --> 00:37:48.599
<v Speaker 2>mine on purpose.

683
00:37:50.719 --> 00:37:52.039
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't get to it quick enough.

684
00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:54.199
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, if you thought it was gonna go one when

685
00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:56.199
<v Speaker 4>your mind, but the playback like watching it.

686
00:37:56.280 --> 00:38:03.639
<v Speaker 2>Live, like it's like sneezing through a screen door.

687
00:38:06.559 --> 00:38:08.639
<v Speaker 3>Oh shit, dude. Grayson did that the other day. He

688
00:38:08.760 --> 00:38:11.800
<v Speaker 3>was cooking fucking food and he had to sneeze. He

689
00:38:11.840 --> 00:38:13.800
<v Speaker 3>was standing over the he was standing over the frying

690
00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:16.719
<v Speaker 3>pan and he had to sneeze, and he goes like this, yeap,

691
00:38:16.880 --> 00:38:19.440
<v Speaker 3>just like this. He brings it up to above his nose.

692
00:38:19.480 --> 00:38:20.000
<v Speaker 3>He goes.

693
00:38:21.440 --> 00:38:23.880
<v Speaker 2>Right in the fucking food, the fucking food.

694
00:38:23.920 --> 00:38:26.079
<v Speaker 3>I was like, just stir that ship up, dude, nobody

695
00:38:26.079 --> 00:38:26.360
<v Speaker 3>will know.

696
00:38:28.599 --> 00:38:28.639
<v Speaker 4>It.

697
00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:31.360
<v Speaker 3>By turn it up, nobody will know. It's just you

698
00:38:31.440 --> 00:38:33.480
<v Speaker 3>and I I was like, next time just look the

699
00:38:33.519 --> 00:38:36.559
<v Speaker 3>other way. He like, don't sneeze over the wood, just

700
00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:40.599
<v Speaker 3>look the other way. So uh, anyway, March Madness bracket.

701
00:38:40.679 --> 00:38:42.719
<v Speaker 2>So I made a bracket, and I thought it'd be

702
00:38:42.760 --> 00:38:48.320
<v Speaker 2>fun to go over of they pen specifically weed pen names,

703
00:38:48.360 --> 00:38:51.119
<v Speaker 2>because a lot of people like to use little special

704
00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:53.639
<v Speaker 2>names for these things. So I came up. Now, I

705
00:38:53.760 --> 00:38:58.079
<v Speaker 2>came up personally. I found most of these. Some of

706
00:38:58.119 --> 00:39:00.480
<v Speaker 2>them that I thought I came up with, I still found.

707
00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:02.599
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, I'm clearly not the first person that's

708
00:39:02.599 --> 00:39:03.079
<v Speaker 2>thought of this.

709
00:39:03.679 --> 00:39:06.880
<v Speaker 4>I am sure that the party very late to the party,

710
00:39:07.079 --> 00:39:08.079
<v Speaker 4>very late to the party.

711
00:39:08.119 --> 00:39:10.360
<v Speaker 3>And I'm so glad that you clarified because when I

712
00:39:10.400 --> 00:39:12.320
<v Speaker 3>read this, when you typed it up and sent it

713
00:39:12.360 --> 00:39:14.239
<v Speaker 3>to us and I read it, I thought we were

714
00:39:14.280 --> 00:39:18.760
<v Speaker 3>going to be smoking all of these trains and then

715
00:39:18.880 --> 00:39:22.000
<v Speaker 3>talking about which ones we liked, I was fucking. I

716
00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:23.639
<v Speaker 3>was done. I was like, no, we're not doing this.

717
00:39:23.679 --> 00:39:25.280
<v Speaker 4>Don't worry about northern lights, guys.

718
00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:26.079
<v Speaker 2>I got my own.

719
00:39:26.599 --> 00:39:30.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I am not. I am not going down that road.

720
00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:32.480
<v Speaker 3>I was. I was scared. I would have done it.

721
00:39:33.239 --> 00:39:34.719
<v Speaker 2>You're like, I mean I would have done it. But

722
00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:36.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad this is what it was.

723
00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:39.920
<v Speaker 4>You're like, I don't want to do that. Drops twenty milligrams.

724
00:39:42.239 --> 00:39:45.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm fifteen deep right now. All right, so starting to

725
00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:45.880
<v Speaker 3>kick in.

726
00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:48.239
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you guys, getting a little.

727
00:39:49.519 --> 00:39:51.480
<v Speaker 2>Wrap this episode up so you can pass out.

728
00:39:57.880 --> 00:40:00.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, I'm gonna wake up. I'm gonna wake up

729
00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:02.960
<v Speaker 3>with my fucking freezer door open, everything melted.

730
00:40:04.639 --> 00:40:08.239
<v Speaker 2>You're just sitting a half eaten pack Grand Beef.

731
00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:14.840
<v Speaker 3>That's raw, and you're like, I'm gonna die. Okay, let's

732
00:40:14.840 --> 00:40:16.400
<v Speaker 3>get this ship on the road, all right.

733
00:40:16.559 --> 00:40:19.519
<v Speaker 2>So first matchup. I just edited this so I had

734
00:40:19.519 --> 00:40:22.320
<v Speaker 2>no clue what the matchups were until I started our

735
00:40:22.360 --> 00:40:25.400
<v Speaker 2>first matchup of the best weed pen name.

736
00:40:28.400 --> 00:40:35.880
<v Speaker 4>That ship right there, they're getting hard to control, no ship,

737
00:40:36.360 --> 00:40:37.079
<v Speaker 4>wind it up.

738
00:40:37.440 --> 00:40:46.079
<v Speaker 2>The texts are coming out, dude. First matchup Osama Pen

739
00:40:46.159 --> 00:40:50.280
<v Speaker 2>Laden Jesus first Pen and Stimpy Pen and Stimpy. I

740
00:40:50.280 --> 00:40:51.920
<v Speaker 2>want to take a hit of my pen and Stimpyer.

741
00:40:51.960 --> 00:40:53.559
<v Speaker 2>I want to go visit take.

742
00:40:55.239 --> 00:40:57.960
<v Speaker 3>Penny Stimpy because that ship is just that's raunchy.

743
00:40:58.599 --> 00:41:01.159
<v Speaker 4>Okay, Stone, I got a nine to eleven year idea

744
00:41:01.239 --> 00:41:06.000
<v Speaker 4>right there, Bud, I'm going, yeah, that's.

745
00:41:05.880 --> 00:41:06.920
<v Speaker 3>Right, and decide.

746
00:41:08.840 --> 00:41:10.360
<v Speaker 2>I gotta go near and dear to my heart, I

747
00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:12.880
<v Speaker 2>do love the Osama pen laden one, but I'm gonna

748
00:41:12.880 --> 00:41:16.519
<v Speaker 2>go with Pen and Stimpy. I'm gonna go Pen and Stimpy.

749
00:41:18.320 --> 00:41:19.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I wouldn't be mad, I'm not

750
00:41:19.960 --> 00:41:23.719
<v Speaker 2>gonna of them. There is not a name on this

751
00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:27.119
<v Speaker 2>sixteen name list that I would not be mad about winning.

752
00:41:28.639 --> 00:41:31.320
<v Speaker 2>They're all one seed. Okay, all right? Next match up

753
00:41:31.360 --> 00:41:37.840
<v Speaker 2>the pen commandments versus Penn and Teller. They both do magic.

754
00:41:43.039 --> 00:41:47.079
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna go Pen Commandments because fucking Moses went up

755
00:41:47.079 --> 00:41:50.000
<v Speaker 4>to the burning bush, tripped and saw and ship and

756
00:41:50.039 --> 00:41:52.119
<v Speaker 4>they came back down and went yo.

757
00:41:52.599 --> 00:41:55.960
<v Speaker 2>For real, nobody's brought that up. What if the burning

758
00:41:55.960 --> 00:41:59.480
<v Speaker 2>bush was that caused the whole thing? We're about to

759
00:41:59.480 --> 00:42:00.000
<v Speaker 2>get shut down?

760
00:42:00.280 --> 00:42:03.000
<v Speaker 4>That's what they've been saying the last like twenty years.

761
00:42:03.039 --> 00:42:05.400
<v Speaker 4>Like theologians are like, we actually think he might have

762
00:42:05.400 --> 00:42:08.440
<v Speaker 4>stumbled into a wheat bush that was on fire. They

763
00:42:08.519 --> 00:42:13.960
<v Speaker 4>grew a lot around there, the Afghan cush oh o g.

764
00:42:14.159 --> 00:42:14.599
<v Speaker 2>What do you got?

765
00:42:14.639 --> 00:42:16.000
<v Speaker 4>Their domeut stems over there?

766
00:42:19.360 --> 00:42:24.519
<v Speaker 2>We're in round one. Pen commandments versus Penn and Teller's

767
00:42:24.639 --> 00:42:26.639
<v Speaker 2>fucking lunch Pen commandments?

768
00:42:27.960 --> 00:42:29.920
<v Speaker 3>What the commandments?

769
00:42:30.280 --> 00:42:34.239
<v Speaker 2>All right? One tough matchup here.

770
00:42:35.079 --> 00:42:37.400
<v Speaker 4>You know what they heard because somebody blessed that with

771
00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:38.159
<v Speaker 4>holy Water.

772
00:42:40.159 --> 00:42:42.639
<v Speaker 2>Tough matchup coming up for you, Stoned. Yeah, I feel

773
00:42:42.880 --> 00:42:45.239
<v Speaker 2>I feel your pain on this one. Yeah, we're gonna

774
00:42:45.320 --> 00:42:47.800
<v Speaker 2>get a little hit of the pent Tara Or do

775
00:42:47.840 --> 00:42:49.639
<v Speaker 2>we want to go take a little trip with the

776
00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:52.960
<v Speaker 2>eggs Penedict? Oh, you bastard.

777
00:42:55.159 --> 00:42:57.199
<v Speaker 5>I want a little eggs penedict for breakfast.

778
00:42:58.360 --> 00:43:00.480
<v Speaker 4>I want Jordan to decide this one. I'm gonna go Pensera.

779
00:43:01.039 --> 00:43:10.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I'm gonna eggs Penedict. Okay, next matchup, good

780
00:43:10.199 --> 00:43:12.320
<v Speaker 2>old one of the ogs that I've ever heard of.

781
00:43:12.320 --> 00:43:14.239
<v Speaker 2>This take a little hit of the pen Griffy Junior.

782
00:43:15.239 --> 00:43:17.119
<v Speaker 2>Are we gonna put our little kite in the sky

783
00:43:17.199 --> 00:43:23.320
<v Speaker 2>and go for some Benjamin Franklin, Because it's.

784
00:43:23.360 --> 00:43:29.000
<v Speaker 3>Because it's pen pen Griffy Jr. Like it's like, come on,

785
00:43:29.079 --> 00:43:30.280
<v Speaker 3>it's near and dear to my heart?

786
00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:32.639
<v Speaker 2>And so is that what you're choosing?

787
00:43:33.039 --> 00:43:35.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Because I can't pronounce the other one? All right,

788
00:43:38.039 --> 00:43:39.320
<v Speaker 3>I say, Benjamin Franklin.

789
00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:43.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, are you sticking Grify Jr.

790
00:43:43.840 --> 00:43:44.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

791
00:43:44.800 --> 00:43:48.679
<v Speaker 2>As the smoothest fucking swing I've ever seen in baseball.

792
00:43:48.679 --> 00:43:52.360
<v Speaker 2>Talk about hitting right to your fucking head pen Griffy Jr.

793
00:43:53.280 --> 00:43:57.440
<v Speaker 2>Next up, Penry Cavill versus Penzel Washington.

794
00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:02.039
<v Speaker 4>I think it's gonna be Penzel Washington.

795
00:44:02.360 --> 00:44:06.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, all right, yeah, alright, no little

796
00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:09.960
<v Speaker 2>uh Henry Cavill in the winter. Okay, uh. This one's

797
00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:17.239
<v Speaker 2>one of my personal favorites. Pennis Rodman versus John F. Pennedy.

798
00:44:20.800 --> 00:44:27.239
<v Speaker 5>I just imagine why would they not pronounce it like penis?

799
00:44:27.519 --> 00:44:29.519
<v Speaker 5>And then I admittedly realized there's two ends?

800
00:44:31.679 --> 00:44:35.000
<v Speaker 4>Why. I was like, did you purposely say it like that?

801
00:44:35.119 --> 00:44:36.159
<v Speaker 4>Kid just said penis?

802
00:44:39.159 --> 00:44:39.800
<v Speaker 2>Wells?

803
00:44:40.519 --> 00:44:43.920
<v Speaker 3>Pennis colored penis?

804
00:44:48.719 --> 00:44:52.360
<v Speaker 4>You know that dude, fucking bleach is a tip of it?

805
00:44:53.199 --> 00:44:55.320
<v Speaker 2>At what point? At what point did this guy think

806
00:44:55.320 --> 00:44:57.360
<v Speaker 2>it would be a smart I need to have by

807
00:44:57.440 --> 00:45:01.960
<v Speaker 2>Milligram Candy sitting in a bag next to him while recording.

808
00:45:01.559 --> 00:45:04.280
<v Speaker 4>I love how you were fucking obliterated last time, and

809
00:45:04.320 --> 00:45:05.559
<v Speaker 4>now it's the both of us.

810
00:45:06.960 --> 00:45:14.679
<v Speaker 2>No, the dome is Yeah, what I need an answer?

811
00:45:15.840 --> 00:45:20.000
<v Speaker 2>We got to move on here, Penis Rodman, So we're

812
00:45:20.000 --> 00:45:21.119
<v Speaker 2>going with John F. Pennedy.

813
00:45:21.320 --> 00:45:23.599
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh yeah, blow your mind, blow your brains out.

814
00:45:24.440 --> 00:45:30.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, next matchup, take me away, Elton John

815
00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:35.400
<v Speaker 2>on the Piano, Penny and the Jets versus Pendolina Joe.

816
00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:40.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna say, yeah, Pendu.

817
00:45:42.239 --> 00:45:45.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one of my personal favorites.

818
00:45:45.840 --> 00:45:47.400
<v Speaker 5>Some of the greatest tits I've ever seen.

819
00:45:48.480 --> 00:45:51.559
<v Speaker 2>What Next matchup? Last matchup? First round, we got pen

820
00:45:51.719 --> 00:45:57.760
<v Speaker 2>Stiller versus Obi Wan Penobi pen Stiller is too long,

821
00:45:57.920 --> 00:45:59.960
<v Speaker 2>It's a little too much. Yeah, it's way too all right.

822
00:46:00.159 --> 00:46:03.760
<v Speaker 4>I would have I would have loved pen Kenoby Penny.

823
00:46:03.880 --> 00:46:07.599
<v Speaker 3>That would have worked. But pen still pen.

824
00:46:10.480 --> 00:46:14.199
<v Speaker 2>Didn't even think of that. Now, there's so many all right,

825
00:46:14.360 --> 00:46:16.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure somebody, millions of people have already thought of that.

826
00:46:17.000 --> 00:46:19.800
<v Speaker 2>All right, Second round, let's go Pen and Stimpy versus

827
00:46:19.800 --> 00:46:21.840
<v Speaker 2>the pen Commandments.

828
00:46:22.400 --> 00:46:24.039
<v Speaker 4>Penn commandments.

829
00:46:25.559 --> 00:46:31.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, big commandments. It is all right. Next matchup,

830
00:46:31.519 --> 00:46:35.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh tough one again, Eggs Pendedict versus Penn Griffy Jr.

831
00:46:37.039 --> 00:46:37.599
<v Speaker 4>Pen grif.

832
00:46:42.199 --> 00:46:44.159
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I had to make sure my foot was still there.

833
00:46:51.559 --> 00:46:53.679
<v Speaker 3>I know, but like five minutes ago, I thought I

834
00:46:53.719 --> 00:47:04.679
<v Speaker 3>was breeding really hard breathing.

835
00:47:01.960 --> 00:47:04.679
<v Speaker 2>Still apparently still thought we were trying all the strains

836
00:47:04.719 --> 00:47:05.480
<v Speaker 2>tonight and that.

837
00:47:08.920 --> 00:47:09.239
<v Speaker 3>All right.

838
00:47:09.320 --> 00:47:11.559
<v Speaker 2>Penzel Washington versus John F. Pennedy.

839
00:47:12.920 --> 00:47:15.840
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna go Pencil Washington, John F.

840
00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:16.320
<v Speaker 5>Pennedy.

841
00:47:16.639 --> 00:47:20.400
<v Speaker 2>I like John F. Pennedy. That's moving on. Uh, Pendelina

842
00:47:20.480 --> 00:47:23.079
<v Speaker 2>Joe Lee. Last matchup versus Penn Stiller.

843
00:47:23.519 --> 00:47:25.400
<v Speaker 4>Penn Stiller, Penn Stiller.

844
00:47:26.920 --> 00:47:28.559
<v Speaker 5>All right, yeah, I did.

845
00:47:28.400 --> 00:47:30.840
<v Speaker 2>Not see him moving on that far. But that's I

846
00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:31.840
<v Speaker 2>love it. I'm here for it.

847
00:47:32.239 --> 00:47:32.599
<v Speaker 3>All right.

848
00:47:32.639 --> 00:47:35.199
<v Speaker 2>We got the Pen command Oh these are good matchups.

849
00:47:35.320 --> 00:47:40.639
<v Speaker 2>Jesus the Pen Commandments versus pen Griffy The Pen Commandments.

850
00:47:40.920 --> 00:47:43.559
<v Speaker 5>Oh, I gotta go with Penn.

851
00:47:44.960 --> 00:47:52.280
<v Speaker 3>Dude, Like, oh, my eyes hurt so bad?

852
00:47:52.679 --> 00:47:54.840
<v Speaker 4>Did you cut any jlapenos or anything tonight?

853
00:47:57.239 --> 00:48:00.960
<v Speaker 2>What did you cut.

854
00:48:00.800 --> 00:48:03.519
<v Speaker 4>Like any like jlapenas or like any spicy stuff and

855
00:48:03.559 --> 00:48:07.440
<v Speaker 4>forget it's on your hands? Okay, good, I've done that before.

856
00:48:07.440 --> 00:48:08.480
<v Speaker 4>Well high and that sucks.

857
00:48:09.599 --> 00:48:12.360
<v Speaker 2>Honorable mention to the Pen Commandments. But pen Griffy Jr.

858
00:48:12.480 --> 00:48:16.840
<v Speaker 2>Is moving on. Last matchup of the final four, John F.

859
00:48:17.000 --> 00:48:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Pennedy versus Penn Stiller. Oh yeah, wow, okay, and we

860
00:48:28.079 --> 00:48:32.280
<v Speaker 2>have the wee Penn finale, one of the ogs versus

861
00:48:32.320 --> 00:48:34.079
<v Speaker 2>one that I never thought of till I found it

862
00:48:34.119 --> 00:48:37.800
<v Speaker 2>on the list. Pen Griffy Jor Versus Penn Stiller.

863
00:48:40.639 --> 00:48:44.000
<v Speaker 3>Pe Griffy Jr. You gotta swing for the fences, baby

864
00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:47.920
<v Speaker 3>fuck classes just kidding them?

865
00:48:50.840 --> 00:48:51.840
<v Speaker 2>What you got for Stone?

866
00:48:53.199 --> 00:48:53.760
<v Speaker 3>That's hard?

867
00:48:54.519 --> 00:48:54.920
<v Speaker 5>Hm hmm.

868
00:48:55.480 --> 00:48:56.679
<v Speaker 4>I love both of them.

869
00:48:56.880 --> 00:49:03.360
<v Speaker 2>They're great. I think I gotta go Pen Griffy is

870
00:49:03.360 --> 00:49:03.800
<v Speaker 2>the winner.

871
00:49:03.840 --> 00:49:04.159
<v Speaker 4>Okay.

872
00:49:05.840 --> 00:49:08.519
<v Speaker 2>I actually would have chosen Penn Stiller only on the

873
00:49:08.519 --> 00:49:11.840
<v Speaker 2>fact that when I think of Penn Stiller, I think

874
00:49:11.880 --> 00:49:16.079
<v Speaker 2>of his character of White Goodman from Dodgeball, like just

875
00:49:16.320 --> 00:49:22.920
<v Speaker 2>all hyped up an antsy and John. Yeah, that's it, Okay, Okay.

876
00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:25.639
<v Speaker 3>I want to say something though, if if if there

877
00:49:25.719 --> 00:49:29.320
<v Speaker 3>was ever a strain that I would want, it's a

878
00:49:29.400 --> 00:49:33.639
<v Speaker 3>Penn Stiller like strain. Do you know what I mean? Like,

879
00:49:34.079 --> 00:49:38.840
<v Speaker 3>if you take all of Ben Stiller's comedic genius, all

880
00:49:38.880 --> 00:49:42.320
<v Speaker 3>of his what do they call all of his characters

881
00:49:42.360 --> 00:49:45.880
<v Speaker 3>the characters thank you thanks. If you take all of

882
00:49:45.920 --> 00:49:51.960
<v Speaker 3>the characters and put that into a high that'd be phenomenal.

883
00:49:53.280 --> 00:49:56.239
<v Speaker 2>That's true, because you you mean one of them, you

884
00:49:56.280 --> 00:49:59.159
<v Speaker 2>get Tony Perkins and White Goodman would basically be the

885
00:49:59.199 --> 00:50:01.800
<v Speaker 2>same on a high high end of sativasa.

886
00:50:01.880 --> 00:50:02.039
<v Speaker 4>Right.

887
00:50:02.519 --> 00:50:03.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

888
00:50:03.199 --> 00:50:07.519
<v Speaker 2>And then you have Hal l He's a hybrid, the

889
00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:12.000
<v Speaker 2>guy from uh from Happy Gilmore. Yep, he's a hybrid.

890
00:50:12.039 --> 00:50:13.159
<v Speaker 2>Like you don't know what you're gonna get.

891
00:50:13.199 --> 00:50:18.559
<v Speaker 4>You can get a batch like something about Mary Ye dude, yeah,

892
00:50:18.679 --> 00:50:21.519
<v Speaker 4>or Walter Mitty where you get super fucking intense.

893
00:50:21.960 --> 00:50:22.239
<v Speaker 3>Mm hm.

894
00:50:23.199 --> 00:50:25.599
<v Speaker 2>You would get the guy where he's the cameo of

895
00:50:25.840 --> 00:50:30.159
<v Speaker 2>a guitar center for and that's straight like just get

896
00:50:30.199 --> 00:50:32.519
<v Speaker 2>you all tricked out and like take you down the road.

897
00:50:33.719 --> 00:50:34.480
<v Speaker 3>Change my answer.

898
00:50:35.280 --> 00:50:36.320
<v Speaker 2>No, it's Pegraffy.

899
00:50:36.800 --> 00:50:40.760
<v Speaker 4>Damn. I almost went pen Stellar And I was like,

900
00:50:41.360 --> 00:50:42.679
<v Speaker 4>but like, if you caught me a different day, I

901
00:50:42.880 --> 00:50:44.000
<v Speaker 4>probably would have went pen Stellar.

902
00:50:44.320 --> 00:50:45.280
<v Speaker 2>There were so many great.

903
00:50:45.159 --> 00:50:48.599
<v Speaker 3>Ones at ones. The JFK one was good. Yeah.

904
00:50:49.079 --> 00:50:52.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So there it is. Pengraffy Jr. Is the winner

905
00:50:54.400 --> 00:50:55.800
<v Speaker 2>we probably got. Are you gonna make it?

906
00:50:55.840 --> 00:50:56.039
<v Speaker 4>Though?

907
00:50:57.079 --> 00:50:57.360
<v Speaker 5>Mm?

908
00:51:00.400 --> 00:51:04.679
<v Speaker 4>You go right to bed, right right to the fridge.

909
00:51:04.760 --> 00:51:05.639
<v Speaker 2>Take three more at area.

910
00:51:05.719 --> 00:51:07.679
<v Speaker 3>Get you.

911
00:51:09.320 --> 00:51:10.159
<v Speaker 2>Where'd you get him at?

912
00:51:10.280 --> 00:51:13.239
<v Speaker 3>You look at the bag, like, what where'd you get

913
00:51:13.280 --> 00:51:14.920
<v Speaker 3>him at? California?

914
00:51:15.559 --> 00:51:15.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

915
00:51:15.840 --> 00:51:26.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, justlick the microphone like a fucking cat. Oh my goodness. Okay,

916
00:51:26.480 --> 00:51:28.639
<v Speaker 2>So we have a couple of minutes and the other

917
00:51:28.639 --> 00:51:30.360
<v Speaker 2>thing we were gonna do don't probably won't be able

918
00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:32.679
<v Speaker 2>to partake because reading is probably gonna be pretty difficult

919
00:51:32.719 --> 00:51:34.599
<v Speaker 2>for him, right, at the moment, but we were gonna

920
00:51:34.639 --> 00:51:37.760
<v Speaker 2>do some dad reviews where we read, Oh no, we're.

921
00:51:37.599 --> 00:51:38.440
<v Speaker 3>Good, I got a good one.

922
00:51:38.440 --> 00:51:42.599
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, hold on, hold on, mm hmm.

923
00:51:44.559 --> 00:51:51.239
<v Speaker 5>Okay this dude, Oh god, damn it, I had a

924
00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:56.639
<v Speaker 5>good one. Hey, yeah, sure you okay.

925
00:51:55.880 --> 00:51:58.159
<v Speaker 4>You're like looking at usl weird man.

926
00:51:58.960 --> 00:51:59.360
<v Speaker 5>Mm hmm.

927
00:52:00.239 --> 00:52:02.639
<v Speaker 3>I got a good review. Are we doing reviews or not?

928
00:52:02.960 --> 00:52:03.800
<v Speaker 2>We're doing reviews.

929
00:52:03.840 --> 00:52:06.360
<v Speaker 3>Go you got it, all right? So this one, this

930
00:52:06.400 --> 00:52:10.079
<v Speaker 3>one's for. This one's by Daniel. It's from twenty fourteen.

931
00:52:10.119 --> 00:52:14.880
<v Speaker 3>It's a little old, but it's a good one. Okay.

932
00:52:14.920 --> 00:52:19.719
<v Speaker 3>It's about wall charger, a USB wall charger, light up

933
00:52:19.840 --> 00:52:27.039
<v Speaker 3>four port travel AC power adapter charger hub with interchangeable plug.

934
00:52:29.360 --> 00:52:32.719
<v Speaker 3>Daniel says, my wife and I can now charge all

935
00:52:32.800 --> 00:52:38.559
<v Speaker 3>of our devices simultaneously. Now all we fight about is

936
00:52:38.599 --> 00:52:42.559
<v Speaker 3>her crippling alcoholism and my unhealthy obsession with the code

937
00:52:42.599 --> 00:52:43.039
<v Speaker 3>of faming.

938
00:52:45.880 --> 00:52:50.599
<v Speaker 2>I love it. It's good. It's good. I got a quick,

939
00:52:51.199 --> 00:52:53.800
<v Speaker 2>quick round robin of a couple, real quick. They're fast.

940
00:52:53.840 --> 00:52:54.000
<v Speaker 4>One.

941
00:52:55.159 --> 00:52:58.280
<v Speaker 2>I substitute the pumpkin puree for apple cider vinegar and

942
00:52:58.320 --> 00:53:02.280
<v Speaker 2>it tasted awful. One star reply. Hey, I definitely would

943
00:53:02.320 --> 00:53:05.559
<v Speaker 2>not recommend using apple cider vinegar in this recipe. So

944
00:53:05.719 --> 00:53:08.719
<v Speaker 2>sorry you didn't enjoy this. Just to be clear, you

945
00:53:08.760 --> 00:53:11.559
<v Speaker 2>gave this recipe a one star because you substitute of

946
00:53:11.639 --> 00:53:15.039
<v Speaker 2>vinegar in the place of pumpkin puree that the recipe

947
00:53:15.079 --> 00:53:17.840
<v Speaker 2>calls for. No one would ever think the vinegar would

948
00:53:17.840 --> 00:53:21.440
<v Speaker 2>be a great substitute for pumpkin. Next comment, no shit,

949
00:53:27.760 --> 00:53:29.760
<v Speaker 2>that's good stuff we got stump.

950
00:53:31.239 --> 00:53:36.599
<v Speaker 4>Brandon gave this company a one star, and he said,

951
00:53:36.719 --> 00:53:39.480
<v Speaker 4>I had this guy come over to fix my toilet,

952
00:53:39.760 --> 00:53:43.320
<v Speaker 4>and upon meeting him, he almost immediately was hitting on

953
00:53:43.440 --> 00:53:46.880
<v Speaker 4>me and asking if I liked men with a micro penis.

954
00:53:47.440 --> 00:53:50.679
<v Speaker 4>I assured him I was heterosexual and politely asked him

955
00:53:50.679 --> 00:53:53.960
<v Speaker 4>to stop trying to touch my dick. Being a non

956
00:53:54.039 --> 00:53:57.039
<v Speaker 4>judgmental kind of fellow, I left him to do his work,

957
00:53:57.360 --> 00:54:00.000
<v Speaker 4>and when I came back, he had taken a giant

958
00:54:00.280 --> 00:54:03.719
<v Speaker 4>shit in my toilet and he left it. But that's

959
00:54:03.760 --> 00:54:07.000
<v Speaker 4>not where it gets bad. He then abruptly stormed out,

960
00:54:07.159 --> 00:54:10.360
<v Speaker 4>but as he was leaving my house, he threatened my children,

961
00:54:10.599 --> 00:54:14.280
<v Speaker 4>both eighteen months years old with special needs and earned wheelchairs.

962
00:54:14.760 --> 00:54:17.719
<v Speaker 4>He then kicked the shit out of my puppy, hopped

963
00:54:17.719 --> 00:54:21.079
<v Speaker 4>in his work vehicle, rolled down the window and threw

964
00:54:21.119 --> 00:54:24.159
<v Speaker 4>out a bunch of plastic straws and shouted, fuck the

965
00:54:24.199 --> 00:54:28.840
<v Speaker 4>sea turtles. Very bizarre, especially since we don't live anywhere

966
00:54:28.880 --> 00:54:33.360
<v Speaker 4>close to the ocean. Apparently he's been violent with children recently,

967
00:54:33.400 --> 00:54:35.639
<v Speaker 4>and I'm not surprised. I don't think I'll ever be

968
00:54:35.760 --> 00:54:37.320
<v Speaker 4>using Jhurol plumbing ever again.

969
00:54:40.719 --> 00:54:43.960
<v Speaker 2>Damn nice, you got another one down.

970
00:54:45.000 --> 00:54:50.679
<v Speaker 3>Microwave for one by Sonya Allison three stars on Amazon.

971
00:54:50.719 --> 00:54:53.760
<v Speaker 3>It's a book. Buy this book or don't. I don't

972
00:54:53.800 --> 00:54:59.880
<v Speaker 3>care anymore. Michael Pamulis says, it used to be that

973
00:55:00.039 --> 00:55:02.599
<v Speaker 3>I got home from work and the only thing I'd

974
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:04.840
<v Speaker 3>want to put in my mouth was the cold barrel

975
00:55:04.880 --> 00:55:10.239
<v Speaker 3>of my grandfather's shotgun. Then I discovered Sonya Allison's chicken tittizini,

976
00:55:10.840 --> 00:55:12.280
<v Speaker 3>and now there's two.

977
00:55:12.079 --> 00:55:16.039
<v Speaker 5>Things, so I like it.

978
00:55:18.719 --> 00:55:20.920
<v Speaker 2>That's a good one. Speaking of Grandma, this is this

979
00:55:20.960 --> 00:55:24.840
<v Speaker 2>is great one star one star review for this recipe.

980
00:55:25.159 --> 00:55:29.519
<v Speaker 2>So my grandmother was born raised in Yorkshire, and I

981
00:55:29.559 --> 00:55:31.920
<v Speaker 2>am used to her recipe. I wanted to make the

982
00:55:32.000 --> 00:55:36.000
<v Speaker 2>real Yorkshire pudding, but couldn't find my family recipe, so

983
00:55:36.039 --> 00:55:38.559
<v Speaker 2>I came to this in a pinch and what a

984
00:55:38.639 --> 00:55:43.079
<v Speaker 2>disappointment refrigeration. My grandmother didn't even have a refrigerator as

985
00:55:43.119 --> 00:55:46.320
<v Speaker 2>a young girl growing up in Yorkshire. What a complete joke.

986
00:55:50.719 --> 00:55:54.079
<v Speaker 2>Bitch got mad? Left a one star because as we refrigerated,

987
00:56:01.079 --> 00:56:01.840
<v Speaker 2>what do you got stone?

988
00:56:03.039 --> 00:56:06.679
<v Speaker 4>This guy named Edward gave this place five stars. He

989
00:56:06.760 --> 00:56:09.440
<v Speaker 4>said this place has great views. However, the wind was

990
00:56:09.480 --> 00:56:12.199
<v Speaker 4>so strong that when I urinated, the stream pushed back

991
00:56:12.239 --> 00:56:15.079
<v Speaker 4>into my face. Writing this hours later, I can still

992
00:56:15.119 --> 00:56:16.400
<v Speaker 4>taste it. Five stars.

993
00:56:19.079 --> 00:56:23.440
<v Speaker 2>You got one more dumb he's looking for one.

994
00:56:23.519 --> 00:56:26.039
<v Speaker 4>I like he was accountable, you know, still give it

995
00:56:26.079 --> 00:56:28.960
<v Speaker 4>five stars. Didn't blame them just I think when that's

996
00:56:29.000 --> 00:56:30.960
<v Speaker 4>the key with the stars. You see so many times

997
00:56:30.960 --> 00:56:35.079
<v Speaker 4>that people give stars that aren't aren't related. Like I've

998
00:56:35.119 --> 00:56:38.480
<v Speaker 4>seen people leave great reviews like solid product, would recommend,

999
00:56:38.800 --> 00:56:40.440
<v Speaker 4>loved it and they give it like three out of

1000
00:56:40.480 --> 00:56:43.639
<v Speaker 4>five stars, and you're like wait what yeah, or the

1001
00:56:43.679 --> 00:56:46.400
<v Speaker 4>reverse Everything did exactly what it was supposed to do.

1002
00:56:46.480 --> 00:56:49.280
<v Speaker 4>I just didn't like it one star, or or they

1003
00:56:49.320 --> 00:56:52.000
<v Speaker 4>review like the place right, not the product, but oh

1004
00:56:52.039 --> 00:56:54.559
<v Speaker 4>this place was a shit show. I'd never go back.

1005
00:56:54.920 --> 00:56:55.480
<v Speaker 4>One star.

1006
00:56:55.840 --> 00:56:57.760
<v Speaker 2>Well what about the product? You left this for a

1007
00:56:57.800 --> 00:57:01.920
<v Speaker 2>product not for a store. Tell me about the product.

1008
00:57:02.519 --> 00:57:06.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh five out of five love it? You got another window?

1009
00:57:07.559 --> 00:57:14.880
<v Speaker 3>Large wood cutting board from Canadian maple a five stars.

1010
00:57:14.920 --> 00:57:17.800
<v Speaker 3>Such hardwood. This wood is so hard it makes me

1011
00:57:17.840 --> 00:57:29.519
<v Speaker 3>feel insecure. They're a boot that uh travisms travism al.

1012
00:57:29.480 --> 00:57:31.559
<v Speaker 2>Right, my last one. One star. Not a great place

1013
00:57:31.559 --> 00:57:34.079
<v Speaker 2>to live. Dusty and dirty, with nothing to do, lots

1014
00:57:34.079 --> 00:57:36.920
<v Speaker 2>of homeless and drugs, no jobs. The schools are horrible.

1015
00:57:37.159 --> 00:57:40.800
<v Speaker 2>The people drive like idiots, speeding and running stoplights. Walmart

1016
00:57:40.840 --> 00:57:43.719
<v Speaker 2>is the local shopping mall. Medical is super bad. He

1017
00:57:43.760 --> 00:57:45.960
<v Speaker 2>can't even get in for six months, and forget about

1018
00:57:45.960 --> 00:57:48.920
<v Speaker 2>a specialist. Hotter than hell in the summer and windy

1019
00:57:49.079 --> 00:57:52.480
<v Speaker 2>all other times of the year. Would not recommend living here.

1020
00:57:53.639 --> 00:58:02.559
<v Speaker 2>As a one star review for king in Arizona, Yeah.

1021
00:58:00.000 --> 00:58:02.840
<v Speaker 3>The new Kingman got voted as the worst city in

1022
00:58:02.960 --> 00:58:04.000
<v Speaker 3>fucking Arizona.

1023
00:58:05.519 --> 00:58:11.880
<v Speaker 2>Really, Butler, the one that's uh, excuse me, the one,

1024
00:58:11.920 --> 00:58:14.840
<v Speaker 2>the one that's right above that is also a one star. Yuck,

1025
00:58:15.079 --> 00:58:18.079
<v Speaker 2>just yuck. Dirty town full of druggies and plain nastiness.

1026
00:58:18.239 --> 00:58:21.159
<v Speaker 2>City smells like weed. Californians are like roaches and have

1027
00:58:21.239 --> 00:58:23.159
<v Speaker 2>been fested everywhere kid.

1028
00:58:27.599 --> 00:58:28.119
<v Speaker 3>Vegas.

1029
00:58:28.599 --> 00:58:29.719
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's so good.

1030
00:58:30.000 --> 00:58:31.079
<v Speaker 3>Vegas is getting bad.

1031
00:58:32.039 --> 00:58:33.639
<v Speaker 5>Vegas is getting it's been bad.

1032
00:58:33.960 --> 00:58:34.920
<v Speaker 3>No, it's getting worse.

1033
00:58:35.719 --> 00:58:39.960
<v Speaker 2>Everywhere's getting worse. Covid in the exodus of Californians to

1034
00:58:40.079 --> 00:58:43.760
<v Speaker 2>other places, and obviously the close proximity are gonna get

1035
00:58:43.840 --> 00:58:45.880
<v Speaker 2>hit the hardest. And then you know, so you have

1036
00:58:45.920 --> 00:58:49.679
<v Speaker 2>a lot of Washington, Nevada, Arizona, and then it's like

1037
00:58:49.760 --> 00:58:53.840
<v Speaker 2>Texas in Colorado, a lot of eastern Montana or western

1038
00:58:53.920 --> 00:58:59.239
<v Speaker 2>Montana as well. So fucking everybody watches Yellowstone like let's

1039
00:58:59.239 --> 00:59:00.960
<v Speaker 2>go be a cowboy, went gift?

1040
00:59:01.239 --> 00:59:03.440
<v Speaker 3>Fuck fuck that show.

1041
00:59:05.039 --> 00:59:08.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you all right, don't you gonna make it?

1042
00:59:08.960 --> 00:59:11.280
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm gonna puke, all right, that's.

1043
00:59:11.039 --> 00:59:15.840
<v Speaker 2>On DIACO episode one sixty seven. Dome, I'm out ate

1044
00:59:15.880 --> 00:59:16.480
<v Speaker 2>too much.

1045
00:59:16.280 --> 00:59:25.199
<v Speaker 5>Weed, he said, God damn dude.

1046
00:59:27.360 --> 00:59:30.000
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna tell a joke about trickle down economics,

1047
00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:33.000
<v Speaker 3>but ninety nine percent of you would never get it anyway.

1048
00:59:33.960 --> 00:59:37.719
<v Speaker 3>So instead, I'll just leave you with some advice. Light

1049
00:59:37.800 --> 00:59:40.239
<v Speaker 3>him in on fire and he'll be warm for the

1050
00:59:40.239 --> 00:59:42.920
<v Speaker 3>rest of his life. Oh there was the first part

1051
00:59:42.920 --> 01:00:02.360
<v Speaker 3>of that, which, yeah, just light mo on firefucker.

1052
01:00:03.519 --> 01:00:06.239
<v Speaker 4>Later day relations

1053
01:00:31.079 --> 01:00:31.320
<v Speaker 3>Every