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Speaker 2: You guys know, I needed a password, a new password,
Speaker 2: and they said it had to be eight characters long,
Speaker 2: so I picked snow white and the seven doors. I
Speaker 2: thought it was K E B L E R. No, No,
Speaker 2: it's a capital S capitol W dollar sign for seven dwarfs.
Speaker 2: And then the uh, the the W is actually just
Speaker 2: an inverted M. You just take your you just take
Speaker 2: your W and your keyboard and flip it over.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or mom, however you want to look at it.
Speaker 4: It's true, it's true.
Speaker 2: True. Uh, one sixty Dad's I dig with one sixty
Speaker 2: seven tonight? One sixty seven? Yeah, cool Dom, how much
Speaker 2: would you prepare for tonight?
Speaker 3: Enough? More than you prepared that joke.
Speaker 2: I didn't write the joke a joke right myself.
Speaker 3: That was a disappointment.
Speaker 2: This joke is longer than your notes for this tonight's episode, guaranteed,
Speaker 2: not true, guaranteedile, that's just the rundown. I said to you,
Speaker 2: what do you need? That's good ship? Anyway? How's your
Speaker 2: It's uh, we can't really talk. We could talk about
Speaker 2: Saint Patty's Day, which is tomorrow. But we did our
Speaker 2: Saint Pattis thing last week. Hm, we got murdered in jeopardy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my week was all right if you consider almost
Speaker 3: uh setting your house on fire shooting yourself good.
Speaker 2: So you were like Jewish then you were hitler. It's
Speaker 2: like you got picked a little.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't decide whether to die by fire or
Speaker 4: died by shooting. Squad, We're gonna do both, you know,
Speaker 4: you know, gas Launders, I just want to do that
Speaker 4: right now, Let's just do.
Speaker 5: It Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: But not.
Speaker 3: I uh. I found a leak in the roof, pretty
Speaker 3: bad leak. So been dealing with that. It's been fucking
Speaker 3: super fun anything no, no, luckily enough, Yeah, I'll be
Speaker 3: all right with that nonsense. But I took a little
Speaker 3: reprieve went up to the wall Pies because it was
Speaker 3: snowing up there last couple of days. So we took
Speaker 3: the kids. That was fun, had a good time sledding,
Speaker 3: watched Grace and Eat shit multiple times, but just laugh
Speaker 3: it off. So that was kind of cool. That been
Speaker 3: working like crazy.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, same, what about you?
Speaker 3: Stone?
Speaker 4: My week was pretty good. I finished up this stupid
Speaker 4: ass economics class with a bang. I spent the last
Speaker 4: two days writing a nine page paper and uh was
Speaker 4: just bullshitting through the whole way. And then when I
Speaker 4: got to the page nine, I was like, Oh, thank
Speaker 4: fucking god, the rambling worked. Get this ship out of here.
Speaker 4: I got four classes left and then we're done.
Speaker 5: We're done. We're so fucking glass.
Speaker 4: Avery had a pretty good week. She definitely had some
Speaker 4: allergies rolling, which sucks because like we just battled sickness
Speaker 4: and now she's coughing again. But luckily it's just from allergy,
Speaker 4: so it'll wrap itself up pretty quick here. But yeah,
Speaker 4: it's just all that fucking wind blowing through. It's just
Speaker 4: been nasty. But I mean it could be worse. It
Speaker 4: could be what's going on around the nation where there's
Speaker 4: fucking tornadoes, nail in some places.
Speaker 3: Volcanoes would be worse.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it could be a lot worse. Trailed train derailments.
Speaker 4: Have you guys seen that one the train to ailment
Speaker 4: that like just have them?
Speaker 2: What was that last year? We had a couple of
Speaker 2: those around here two years ago?
Speaker 3: Two years ago?
Speaker 2: Was it two years ago? M hmm, Yeah, we had
Speaker 2: a couple of one that was real close, and then
Speaker 2: one that wasn't too far away from.
Speaker 3: Us, back to back. Both of them were on the
Speaker 3: border of California and Arizona.
Speaker 2: I had I was close to you, but were they
Speaker 2: both close?
Speaker 3: They were both close. I had to drive by both
Speaker 3: of them to get to work. Yeah. One of them
Speaker 3: was pretty bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a lot worse than what they even
Speaker 3: showed on the news. So it was pretty made a
Speaker 3: lot of clean up big time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what about you and know them?
Speaker 2: That's good. Just whatever. Week, and then we ended up
Speaker 2: we towards the end of the week, we ended up
Speaker 2: getting the chickens that I spoke of last week. Yeah. So,
Speaker 2: and then Friday, it was cold and my son and
Speaker 2: I were putting the pen together outside and then it
Speaker 2: started snowing here and I was like, okay, so I
Speaker 2: guess we're gonna take a break. So it took a
Speaker 2: break from that, went into the garage and built the
Speaker 2: coupe part, which was actually really easy. If I had
Speaker 2: to get another one, I would one hundred percent by
Speaker 2: this exact same brand. It was very very easy to
Speaker 2: put together. Hopefully it stays together, but that's another story.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so my son on spring break. So one
Speaker 2: of the other things I'm gonna have to do is
Speaker 2: is I want them to move all the rock that's
Speaker 2: where the pen is at, and so we can put
Speaker 2: down like wood chips, because those are easier to maintain
Speaker 2: than having to, you know, deal with your own rock.
Speaker 4: Is the pen is the pen located on the side
Speaker 4: of the house where all the logs were, or is
Speaker 4: it on the opposite side.
Speaker 2: On the opposite side, it's actually in the corner where
Speaker 2: the planter was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, aka my back problems. Yeah, I get over there.
Speaker 3: I was picking you up to take because you had
Speaker 3: to do car off somewhere. And he's like, oh, help
Speaker 3: me move this real quick, and like a dumb ass,
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, sure, why not. And it's his
Speaker 3: fucking planter that's full of dirt.
Speaker 2: I mean it's not full full, but it felt like
Speaker 2: getting fucking four hundred pounds worth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they realized how many of those forty pound bags
Speaker 4: you put in there until you pick.
Speaker 3: It up, it was.
Speaker 2: It was heavy enough that like moving it, I could
Speaker 2: feel it in like my core, my back and you
Speaker 2: can feel it in your arms. Like later that day
Speaker 2: I was I think it was when I was doing
Speaker 2: the coop, I was turning the screwdriver and it hurt
Speaker 2: my forearms. And that was just for moving this planter
Speaker 2: about fifteen feet. It was bad. Yeah, it was bad. Yeah,
Speaker 2: thing well, that thing I do remember. It was heavy
Speaker 2: without anything in it, with all the wood. But then yeah,
Speaker 2: you're talking.
Speaker 3: It's built out of two by fours. Yeah, there's like
Speaker 3: thirty fucking two by fours. Yeah, you know, sixty fucking
Speaker 3: feet worth the two by fours on that thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So yeah, but it'll be fun. We'll see, we'll see
Speaker 2: what happens. But yeah, So the chicks are actually uh
Speaker 2: in a We converted a big tote in the like
Speaker 2: one of those home depot black totes with the yellow lids,
Speaker 2: and then I cut the top, put some chicken wire
Speaker 2: and then we have the lamp on that. So they're
Speaker 2: just hanging out in there and they'll be there for
Speaker 2: as they get a little bigger, we can take them
Speaker 2: outside during the day. They're still just way too small,
Speaker 2: so probably a couple weeks away from doing that. So
Speaker 2: what do you need though?
Speaker 3: Uh, I got some hard candies sitting on my fucking
Speaker 3: table because I got harburn.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I want to know what they were. It
Speaker 2: sounds delicious, sounds like a rope beer barrel.
Speaker 3: So they're kind of the same thing, but they're.
Speaker 4: I don't know, you can't really see them drugs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're edibles. They're hard candy edibles.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, right, yeah.
Speaker 3: They're they're for this German brand and they're different food.
Speaker 4: The gem is still taking just.
Speaker 3: Out five mills each one. I've had three so far,
Speaker 3: So we'll see how we go.
Speaker 4: All right, all right, uh damn. Like so so like
Speaker 4: normally people go to like space, you know, they go
Speaker 4: to Mars and they get super high. But do you
Speaker 4: go to purgatory? Like where do you go?
Speaker 3: I stay right here? Purgatory.
Speaker 2: This is fucking it's a funny name for a concentration camp.
Speaker 3: Purgatory. That's the Okay, that's the next the next segment.
Speaker 3: Well we'll say funny names for fucking so okay, hear
Speaker 3: me out. Though they already kind of have funny names,
Speaker 3: just like Auschwitz. Like Auschwitz, it's a funny fucking name.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 3: You can't tell me that that doesn't sound.
Speaker 2: But that's a lot of German. A lot of German
Speaker 2: names sounds funny, and I think is it is it
Speaker 2: that the it could be a double edged story. I
Speaker 2: was gonna say, is it the name that's funny or
Speaker 2: how it's pronounced because they're dialect there, you know how they.
Speaker 3: Sound nothing funny. Everything sounds dangerous. Everything in German sounds angry.
Speaker 3: So I think that what they did was they tried
Speaker 3: to name things that sounded pleasant to trick people, like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're going to Auschwitz, Like okay, that sounds like a
Speaker 3: fucking brought worst want to get food.
Speaker 4: Every time Arnold Schwartznigger talks, I feel like at the
Speaker 4: end of it, he's gonna say, nah, just kidding, I
Speaker 4: kill all of you, like just some crazy because like
Speaker 4: he's just so charismatic, right, and like you get those
Speaker 4: like those Austrians and those like uh Eastern Germans, and
Speaker 4: they have just that charismas swagger. But you just you
Speaker 4: feel like it's like Christof from Glorious Bastards, right, you
Speaker 4: just know at the end of it, he's gonna fuck
Speaker 4: somebody up. And I've always felt that about about Arnold,
Speaker 4: is that he's just gonna come in at the end
Speaker 4: and just be like, now I'm about to kill you
Speaker 4: just kidding, just kidd.
Speaker 3: All I heard was that AJ wants Arnold to play Hitler.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine? Could you fucking imagine it? Ripped sun,
Speaker 2: It's a fucking sharpie mustache. Now guilded juice and lift him.
Speaker 3: Put that drew down now, Jingle jingle.
Speaker 4: Have you guys seen his Netflix doc It's pretty interesting,
Speaker 4: like where he grew up and he actually grew up
Speaker 4: under U his dad, who was like a high ranking
Speaker 4: SS officer, and he hated his dad so much and
Speaker 4: was like he's just a Nazi dastard. Fuck that guy.
Speaker 4: And then he went to the US. He made it
Speaker 4: so big over here, and.
Speaker 2: It's just a big Could you imagine if instead of
Speaker 2: here he went to Canada Instead, Arnold becomes a mayor
Speaker 2: or governor of like fucking Manitoba.
Speaker 4: It's instead of putting on mud in the Predator, he
Speaker 4: just puts on plaid maple syrup covers.
Speaker 2: Bapel syrup and.
Speaker 3: He comes out in a mounty outfit riding a moose
Speaker 3: covered in maple syrup. I'm great, great.
Speaker 4: Instead of all right, instead of trying to find Turbo Man,
Speaker 4: he's trying to find the action figure from Toy Story
Speaker 4: of his counter reeves.
Speaker 2: He's trying to find the last Tim Morton's coffee and
Speaker 2: so he's trying.
Speaker 4: To open.
Speaker 3: Suckers.
Speaker 2: Okay, well this is actually that perfect into the the
Speaker 2: next topic we're gonna do. So we've done those things
Speaker 2: you can say in bed and blah blah blah. Well
Speaker 2: I was requested by a Canadian to bring up things
Speaker 2: you could say in bed and in Canada, and I
Speaker 2: thought this is gonna be a lot easier at first.
Speaker 2: And then I wrote stuff down and I took it out.
Speaker 2: And I wrote stuff down and I took it out.
Speaker 2: We could do round robin. So Stone, let's go Stoned
Speaker 2: you then me than domb and we'll just go. I
Speaker 2: said to bring like three, So what do you got Stone?
Speaker 3: First one?
Speaker 4: I'm about to end next to this pussy.
Speaker 2: All right, Just what's your favorite tariff?
Speaker 3: It too?
Speaker 2: Mm hm oh ship? Okay, all right, Sorry, I tried
Speaker 2: my best day.
Speaker 4: It almost got Australia like clubs.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you my first. I'm just gonna give
Speaker 3: you three, my three. I'm so sorry. I'm very sorry.
Speaker 3: Oh my please forgive me. There's that's that's all you say.
Speaker 3: It's Canada. All right, now give you them my real one? Man,
Speaker 3: May I please smash your beautiful hole.
Speaker 4: A jumping Joe Holsifer. That's a big moose.
Speaker 3: Knuckle. Moose knuckle?
Speaker 2: Does that look like potin to you?
Speaker 3: Bud? Please allow me the pleasure of making love to you.
Speaker 2: A you ready to drill oil their bud? Well, that
Speaker 2: guy creamed harder than my Tim Horton's maple iced coffee there, Bud.
Speaker 3: Jesus, what a nice doughnut hole you have there.
Speaker 4: I've never been to RB's before, but there's the first
Speaker 4: time for everything.
Speaker 5: Eh.
Speaker 3: You know exactly where the beef is we all know.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: I didn't have anymore, only had three. You do you
Speaker 2: have more honorable mentions? You could just keep saying sorry, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I did put sorry but that.
Speaker 4: Uh I go around the back of Tim Horton's to
Speaker 4: get my maple bars. Now.
Speaker 2: Have either of you ever tried Tim Hortons?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: No, No, but I haven't either. You know, it looks
Speaker 2: it looks like basic, like fucking Duncans or or Dutch bros. Like,
Speaker 2: it doesn't look like anything special, like it just looks
Speaker 2: like fufu bullshit. But they have them in hockey arenas
Speaker 2: across the United States, so like I've seen them when
Speaker 2: going to a Coyotes game or when I've been to
Speaker 2: T Mobile Arena, but I've never actually had Tim Hortons
Speaker 2: because I'm less.
Speaker 3: You do know that doggy style was invented in Canada, right,
Speaker 3: It's so that both people can watch hockey while they're fucking.
Speaker 2: It's true, that's true.
Speaker 3: Facts.
Speaker 2: We had it first in America, though. We adopted it
Speaker 2: watching NASCAR, and they caught on and started doing for hockey.
Speaker 4: And then somebody said, bow, wow, well your pop I.
Speaker 3: Thought that's where reverse cowgirl came in from.
Speaker 2: Well it didn't come from Alabama.
Speaker 4: No, reverse calgirl from No.
Speaker 2: Because you don't turn your back on your family. Oh
Speaker 2: it's good, all right, Well I got I brought something
Speaker 2: new to the table for this one. We you know,
Speaker 2: we always talk about dad stories and have funny things
Speaker 2: to say and shit to do. But I want to
Speaker 2: bring the dark side of parenting, not too dark, but
Speaker 2: I guess however dark you want to get. But I said,
Speaker 2: we each need to bring some stuff about Like could
Speaker 2: be stories about advice about dues and don'ts to people
Speaker 2: listening that may be new to parenting, not new to parenting,
Speaker 2: aren't a parent yet, but maybe they're gonna be one.
Speaker 2: Just some examples that you might want to give of
Speaker 2: shit that you didn't realize. Like me, one of my
Speaker 2: top ones would be shit you didn't realize of having
Speaker 2: a teenager and a toddler in the same fucking house,
Speaker 2: and like, don't do that. I'm not wishing that to anybody.
Speaker 2: Don't ever accidentally have somebody as a kid and then
Speaker 2: sixteen years later, plan to have a kid and the
Speaker 2: two meet up at seventeen and four in your household,
Speaker 2: and there's a whole lot of personality and you're just like,
Speaker 2: you have nothing. It's just wild. It's like the wild
Speaker 2: West around here. Oh, beat the shit out of both
Speaker 2: at all times.
Speaker 3: I think it's fucking hilarious because one of them is
Speaker 3: trying to avoid you and the other one is begging
Speaker 3: to have your attention. Yeah, right, at all fucking times.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: And like when I came over the other day, Like
Speaker 3: you guys say that Ellie talks about me all the time,
Speaker 3: and she says stuff about me all the time, but
Speaker 3: then I show up and she is scared to fucking death.
Speaker 3: Of me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the other night I got her in the I
Speaker 2: got her in the bath and I was getting her
Speaker 2: hair tie out and it got stuck, and so when
Speaker 2: I yanked it, it took out a little bit of hair. Hair,
Speaker 2: and she was just like, ah, She was like, did
Speaker 2: you take out hair? Am I gonna look like Josh,
Speaker 2: to which I chuckled.
Speaker 3: So yeah, of course, yeah, dude. I was dire when
Speaker 3: Lily set me that. Or uh, when I was taking
Speaker 3: that snapchat with Lily and I put that filter on
Speaker 3: and she goes, hey, I look at Google Jordan.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was just a picture. I was
Speaker 2: just like, do I look like some fucking brocast Mexicans.
Speaker 2: It's on Matthew something. I don't understand the reference here.
Speaker 2: I don't know the reference nothing like you.
Speaker 3: It was just because of the mustache.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking a was that? Did you guys take that
Speaker 2: picture in the mountains?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: That makes more sense because I was gonna make fun
Speaker 2: of your fucking hat and I was like, it ain't
Speaker 2: that cold outside. But now, like now knowing that you're
Speaker 2: in the mountains makes more sense. I don't want to
Speaker 2: get a sunburn, you know, up in the elevation.
Speaker 3: Dude, it was so bright, having all that that white
Speaker 3: snow everywhere.
Speaker 5: It was so fucking bright.
Speaker 2: One of the worst, one of the worst sunburns I've
Speaker 2: ever had was in uh It was like a high
Speaker 2: of forty eight degrees and I was at a football
Speaker 2: game up in Reno for you and R and you
Speaker 2: and LV, and you don't even think about it because
Speaker 2: you're like, it's forty nine degrees outside and I'm fucking
Speaker 2: baked on the stands baked.
Speaker 3: It was. It was brad because there were no clouds.
Speaker 2: There, pure sun and off the aluminum and shit off
Speaker 2: the stadium too. But Stone, what do you got? Stories wise?
Speaker 2: What do you got for us?
Speaker 4: One of them I got is, you know, like when
Speaker 4: your kids get sick and you literally have to baby
Speaker 4: the shit out of them and kind of like no
Speaker 4: matter what age up until he gets like maybe fifteen
Speaker 4: sixteen some around there, you know. But like when kids
Speaker 4: get sick, you're like, oh shit, like a massive monkey
Speaker 4: wrench gets thrown into the engine. And you know, just
Speaker 4: from personal experience, like just having as much patient patients
Speaker 4: as like humanly possible, and just like tell yourself at
Speaker 4: the end of the day that like you're doing the
Speaker 4: best you can, like keeping them alive and getting them better,
Speaker 4: and don't don't you get frustrated that you can't get
Speaker 4: them better faster. It's just something like that just has
Speaker 4: to take its time, you know, with medicine and everything else,
Speaker 4: and just be patient with it and roll with it
Speaker 4: and just be there and love your.
Speaker 2: Kids days for everything you got stomach seven to ten days,
Speaker 2: motherfucker buck love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's such a wild thing, right because it's like
Speaker 3: to say that you're doing such a good job at
Speaker 3: keeping them alive. Like I think that's the part that
Speaker 3: most people fail to understand with being a parent, is
Speaker 3: that you are responsible for keeping this human, this living
Speaker 3: thing alive. It's not like a dog. Like you can
Speaker 3: forget about a dog for a day and it'll be fine.
Speaker 3: You cannot forget about your kid for ten minutes, like
Speaker 3: at all. You just can't. Sometimes they won't let you,
Speaker 3: but you really can't. Like and and getting sick was
Speaker 3: kind of on mind, like them constantly being sick was
Speaker 3: online And it takes so much energy because you can't stop,
Speaker 3: Like you still have to figure out how to go
Speaker 3: to work, You still have to figure out how to
Speaker 3: cook and clean and do all the house things and
Speaker 3: chores and life things that you have to do while
Speaker 3: still taking care of this human that now can't take
Speaker 3: care of themselves at all, whether they're four or seventeen,
Speaker 3: Like this switch just it shuts off period. When these
Speaker 3: kids are sick, it's it's tough. It's it's a tough
Speaker 3: one to deal with. And when you have more, when
Speaker 3: you have more, when you have multiple, it's inevitable that
Speaker 3: it's going to go from one person to the next
Speaker 3: because you can't get away from each other.
Speaker 2: It's like the pin of a grenade. We're all going down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like what do you do?
Speaker 3: You send them to a fucking hotel room. You're like,
Speaker 3: all right, number one, you're gone, go to fucking motel
Speaker 3: six down the street. I'll see in a couple of
Speaker 3: days it's already packed. We got room two ten on
Speaker 3: fucking reserve. Get the fuck out of the house.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean because by the time somebody gets sick,
Speaker 2: it's already it's already hit everybody. It just hasn't Yeah,
Speaker 2: it just hasn't manifested yet, especially.
Speaker 4: Like when they're little, when they're little and they're running
Speaker 4: around everywhere and they're touching everything and blowing the nose
Speaker 4: and everything, and sneezing everywhere and coughing everywhere. There's no
Speaker 4: hiding it.
Speaker 2: You know, when my kids are so resilient when they're little,
Speaker 2: like you can have no clue that they're really sick,
Speaker 2: truly hits.
Speaker 3: That's Grayson, Grayson, Grayson, unless he is like on his
Speaker 3: fucking deathbed, you do not know that that kid is sick.
Speaker 3: You'll see little glimpses here and there, but then he
Speaker 3: just gets up. He's like, I'm fine, I'll be all right,
Speaker 3: and he just keeps on trucking.
Speaker 2: Calli.
Speaker 3: When Calli's sick, her whole fucking world shuts down. She
Speaker 3: is like she is pamper me, take care of me,
Speaker 3: make me food, don't touch me, don't fucking come near me.
Speaker 3: I want hugs. What are you doing? I'm gonna take
Speaker 3: a shower. Why are you telling me to get out
Speaker 3: of the shower. I've only been here for an hour
Speaker 3: and a half. What the fuck is your problem?
Speaker 2: Like, dude, it's just say she was on her period
Speaker 2: or the same thing.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's it's it's wild and and that like that's
Speaker 3: another thing too that most people don't realize is that
Speaker 3: each kid has its has its own personality, right, but
Speaker 3: when they are sick that changes drastically.
Speaker 4: Period.
Speaker 3: That kind of goes into one of my other ones,
Speaker 3: though that I wasn't ready for, is feeling like you're
Speaker 3: not wanted or like they want nothing to do with you.
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone can ever really prepare a parent
Speaker 3: for that emotion, for that like that form of hurt.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, right, Like I'm at that stage now with
Speaker 3: the two girls where they just get these moments where
Speaker 3: they want nothing to do with me at all. It's
Speaker 3: nothing personal, it's nothing I've done now, it's not even that,
Speaker 3: it's just that they don't they don't want the type
Speaker 3: of relationship that I bring to the table. They don't
Speaker 3: want they don't want me. They don't want their dad,
Speaker 3: they don't want my love. They want the connection, they
Speaker 3: want the fun that somebody else brings. And it took
Speaker 3: me a minute to really kind of like put it
Speaker 3: on there because for a while I was away right
Speaker 3: for work, and so every day when we would talk,
Speaker 3: it's I miss you, I love you, I want to
Speaker 3: see you, like I can't wait till you come home.
Speaker 3: We're gonna do so many fun things, and then you
Speaker 3: come home and there's five minutes of entertainment and then
Speaker 3: they're like, all right, fuck off, mm hmm bye, Like
Speaker 3: I want to go be with my friends, I want
Speaker 3: to go do this with mom, or I want to
Speaker 3: go do this, or I want like they just it's not.
Speaker 3: The relationship that I have with them is reserved for
Speaker 3: very specific moments and they still come to me, but
Speaker 3: it again, it just takes a very specific moment for
Speaker 3: that connection to be there.
Speaker 2: Well kind of like I said I said earlier about
Speaker 2: how having a split of like a you know, a
Speaker 2: toddler and what an infant and a toddler and then
Speaker 2: a teenager, you're three years away from having three teenagers
Speaker 2: in the same roof. That's gonna be a disaster. Like,
Speaker 2: like nobody wishes that on anybody, you know, like I have.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm ten years or so away from having
Speaker 2: two teams. Yeah, you're three years away from having three
Speaker 2: teams at the same time.
Speaker 3: Like that it's gonna be rough. Yeah, because they also
Speaker 3: fight a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a sibling that's a sibling thing, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like the more they fight, the stronger the bond.
Speaker 2: They build with each other.
Speaker 3: I fucking hope so, man, because little dude Lily. Lily
Speaker 3: and Grayson are gonna be They're gonna be unfucking matched
Speaker 3: with their bond by the time they get over because
Speaker 3: they are so mean to each other.
Speaker 4: But can you imagine like if some like person were
Speaker 4: to like, you know, mess over Lily and like Lily's
Speaker 4: upset about what they had done to them, and then
Speaker 4: Grayson goes and just beats the ship.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah that does happen, now, Yeah, that that does happen.
Speaker 3: Now he is very protective over her, and she is
Speaker 3: very protective over both of them, you know, Callie and Grayson.
Speaker 3: I mean, we've seen it numerous times before.
Speaker 4: But is Calli just like pretty neutral?
Speaker 3: She she she is the oldest, and she does not
Speaker 3: like confrontation. She does not like conflict, She does not
Speaker 3: like the arguing, she doesn't like the fighting. She none
Speaker 3: of it. And she will do whatever she can to
Speaker 3: resolve it as quickly as possible because she just doesn't
Speaker 3: she can't handle it. So we're working on that. So
Speaker 3: what I do is I just argue with her for
Speaker 3: no fucking reason now, just to teach, just to like teacher,
Speaker 3: how to deal with it. You know, I'll just be
Speaker 3: not not like in a in a dick like dick
Speaker 3: kind of way, just it just like a pokey, you know,
Speaker 3: fun kind of way. There's only been one time where
Speaker 3: she was wrong. She was actually very wrong. We were
Speaker 3: sitting at the kitchen table. She was very wrong, and
Speaker 3: she wanted to continue to have an argument, and I went, okay, listen,
Speaker 3: if you want to have an argument, we can do this.
Speaker 3: Like I'm willing to step away and concede that we're
Speaker 3: not going to agree. We're not going to see eye
Speaker 3: to eye on this. Right now. There's a bunch of
Speaker 3: people around. So do you just want to cut your
Speaker 3: losses and and stop or do you want to actually
Speaker 3: have a debate, like do you want to go back
Speaker 3: and forth? And she was like, no, no, I want to
Speaker 3: have a debate. I want you to prove me wrong,
Speaker 3: make me, make me see you're side of it. And
Speaker 3: I said, okay, fine, but if you end up walking
Speaker 3: away crying, you can hate me, like you can't be
Speaker 3: angry at me, you can't like you. You you are
Speaker 3: asking for it. Right now, I'm telling you that this
Speaker 3: is a very dangerous road. Dad acts dumb all the time,
Speaker 3: but when it comes down to it, if I need to,
Speaker 3: I will get into a debate with you, and I
Speaker 3: will be very good at it. And sure, shit, dude.
Speaker 3: It took like five maybe seven minutes, and she was
Speaker 3: in tears, and she walked away, and I looked around
Speaker 3: the table and I asked everybody. I was like, did
Speaker 3: I do anything wrong? And they're like, nope, I think
Speaker 3: what happens?
Speaker 2: Did I do anything wrong? With One of the things
Speaker 2: that come in and realize is, you know, because you
Speaker 2: can't escape genetics, no matter what right, you can't escape genetics,
Speaker 2: and you are who you are, and you're likely going
Speaker 2: to be a lot like your parents in a lot
Speaker 2: of different ways because it's just genetics. And as you
Speaker 2: grow older, finding out how much you can't fucking stand yourself. Yep,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, because that's your early twenties
Speaker 2: right there. Your kids are you, your kids are you,
Speaker 2: and you see it coming out and you're just like,
Speaker 2: I fucking hate every moment of this.
Speaker 4: Every time I call my mom, I'm like, hey, Mom,
Speaker 4: just to get it out right here right now, in
Speaker 4: the beginning to call I'm sorry for being a cunt
Speaker 4: when I was a kid. My bad, My bad.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't apologize. That's her fault.
Speaker 2: She chose to keep you there.
Speaker 3: That's her fault.
Speaker 2: She taught you the funk.
Speaker 3: We just talked about genetics. It's her. You got that
Speaker 3: from her. Four Oh it is a leaf.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, in my blood.
Speaker 2: It's your brother. Well, we kept him, so we kind
Speaker 2: of have to keep him, right, You got one more stone?
Speaker 4: Yeah, how to prepare your kid for unexpected loss? There's
Speaker 4: no real way to do it, kind of no matter
Speaker 4: what age they're at, it just happens. And when it happens,
Speaker 4: you just have to be there for them as much
Speaker 4: as you can to help them through the process of it,
Speaker 4: but also know that you can't control.
Speaker 3: It, you know, be the definition of unexpected.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I I like that topic because it's I don't
Speaker 2: know what I I don't know. I mean, you don't know,
Speaker 2: uh what somebody else wants, right, But for me personally,
Speaker 2: like I didn't have to deal with really unexpected loss
Speaker 2: from the age of seventeen until like five years ago,
Speaker 2: So I I, you know, I had a pretty big
Speaker 2: window of not having unexpected loss of close you know,
Speaker 2: close people, and but you know, whereas like my son,
Speaker 2: you know, he at a younger age, has had to
Speaker 2: deal with unexpected loss, and so I think it might
Speaker 2: be easy. It would be my perspective, because of going
Speaker 2: through what I went through, I feel I could be
Speaker 2: easier to have it at a younger age than going
Speaker 2: such a long time without having unexpected loss until you're
Speaker 2: actually older. And to me, it's harder to deal with
Speaker 2: because you're not used to dealing with it.
Speaker 3: I can see coming coming from my side of it,
Speaker 3: where matter I had a lot of I had a
Speaker 3: lot of unexpected loss as a younger. As a younger kid,
Speaker 3: you you don't really feel it when you're younger, like
Speaker 3: it doesn't hit you the same because even though I
Speaker 3: was close to like just for like my uncle's right,
Speaker 3: I was close to both of my uncles that I
Speaker 3: lost at a very young age, but it didn't register
Speaker 3: the same way that it did when my grandparents died
Speaker 3: at an older age, because when I was younger, it
Speaker 3: was just like I had so much going on, like
Speaker 3: my brain, My brain was so consumed with other things
Speaker 3: that I could distract myself from it. It was easy
Speaker 3: enough to almost put it out of like out of
Speaker 3: my mind, and just ignore it almost like a little
Speaker 3: bit versus when I was older and my grandparents, both
Speaker 3: my grandparents died, I knew what that meant instantly that
Speaker 3: I was never going to see them again. Whereas at
Speaker 3: a younger age, I went through periods where I didn't
Speaker 3: see my uncles. So it was kind of like all right,
Speaker 3: like you just kind of fall back into the habit
Speaker 3: of Okay, I'm just going through my daily routine again,
Speaker 3: where you know what I mean. But but with my grandparents, yeah,
Speaker 3: when they passed, I I was devastated. I mean, you know,
Speaker 3: I was close to both of them, and it was hard.
Speaker 3: You know, when my dad died, the same thing. You know,
Speaker 3: my dad died, I was excuse me, it's twenty one
Speaker 3: and twenty two, and it was it was rough, you know,
Speaker 3: all of those emotions like he's never gonna get to
Speaker 3: see his grandkids, He's never gonna to see me grow up.
Speaker 3: Like I was still I still felt young at that age.
Speaker 3: You know, I was like, there're so yeah, there's so
Speaker 3: much that's going to happen in life that I am
Speaker 3: now not going to have my father for you know.
Speaker 2: True, it's true. It makes it makes I don't know,
Speaker 2: it makes it tough, you know, Like I just think,
Speaker 2: like the how you touched on it at a young age,
Speaker 2: you kind of just move on because you have so
Speaker 2: much shit going on, and like, yeah, as an adult,
Speaker 2: you have a lot of shit going on too, but
Speaker 2: it just doesn't hit you the same. Like I feel
Speaker 2: like if I was seventeen and lost one of my grandparents,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't feel the same of like because I'd be
Speaker 2: so busy. I wouldn't feel the same of like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, I wish I could text my grandma or
Speaker 2: call my grandma. Yeah right, Whereas now it's like still
Speaker 2: you know times where I'm just like go to pick
Speaker 2: up the phone like oh I should, well no it
Speaker 2: doesn't really work, and you're.
Speaker 3: Closer to it, yeah, like like we're we're closer to
Speaker 3: it now in this sense of like actual yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 3: That kind of leads into what my my last one was,
Speaker 3: which is to remember that as you're having kids, Like
Speaker 3: this is for anybody who hasn't had kids yet or
Speaker 3: anybody who is just starting to have kids, try and
Speaker 3: understand that you're still learning whilst the while teaching these kids.
Speaker 3: That you're having Like, you guys are going to be
Speaker 3: learning things in life at the same time, different parts
Speaker 3: of life, Like this is the first time I've ever
Speaker 3: been forty two. This is the first time that I've
Speaker 3: ever had a job. No, correct, this is the first
Speaker 3: time that I've ever had a job like I have now,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Like, I'm like, this is
Speaker 3: a I've never been divorced before. Right now, I'm still
Speaker 3: I'm still dealing with with aspects of my life that
Speaker 3: I never thought i'd have to deal with, and I'm
Speaker 3: trying to figure it out, all while still dealing with
Speaker 3: teaching these kids how to be who you know they
Speaker 3: want to be. And so that's one thing that nobody
Speaker 3: told me. Nobody, nobody shined a light on the fact
Speaker 3: that when you are having kids, you are still going
Speaker 3: to be growing up. You are still going to be
Speaker 3: learning life, figuring shit out, You're still going to be
Speaker 3: learning things for the first time. That never dawned on
Speaker 3: me until probably about two three years ago.
Speaker 2: Usually that makes sense.
Speaker 4: And to add on to that, you're you're still going
Speaker 4: to be like messing up at things as a parent,
Speaker 4: and it's up to you to like learn from it,
Speaker 4: have accountability and move on, move forward better, Like, don't
Speaker 4: sit here and think you're not gonna suck up.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna so many wrong things.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and you and you'll continue to Yeah.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 3: That's a good ship.
Speaker 2: All right, Let's move to the next thing. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: do a little switcheroo with the last topics and we're
Speaker 2: gonna do in the in the theme of its March.
Speaker 2: And today actually is the announced they announced the bracket
Speaker 2: for March Madness. I filled mine. Now I haven't watched
Speaker 2: a single fucking college basketball game this year yet. Uh,
Speaker 2: but I filled out my bracket and I'm just like,
Speaker 2: this is what's gonna happen. And so I went through it,
Speaker 2: and I didn't think a whole lot of on it.
Speaker 2: You know. I feel like I feel like the less
Speaker 2: time you spend when you the more you over analyze it.
Speaker 2: You're just like, I can't see these teams up setting.
Speaker 2: You have to know there's going to be at least
Speaker 2: one twelve seed that wins. There's going to be probably
Speaker 2: two ten seeds that wins. Stuff like that. But this
Speaker 2: topic has nothing to do with March Madness other than
Speaker 2: it's a bracket. But I thought of this from last week.
Speaker 2: It sparked my mind as I was editing a video
Speaker 2: and seeing how fucking high I was last week, So
Speaker 2: I thought it would be fun to do a bracket
Speaker 2: of I found sixteen. You know there's these things called
Speaker 2: a You could mute yourself there is oh man.
Speaker 4: Enough and then you tried to say mute Mike as
Speaker 4: you pressed none.
Speaker 2: Of us can fuck. That was on purpose. I did
Speaker 2: mine on purpose.
Speaker 3: I couldn't get to it quick enough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you thought it was gonna go one when
Speaker 4: your mind, but the playback like watching it.
Speaker 2: Live, like it's like sneezing through a screen door.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, dude. Grayson did that the other day. He
Speaker 3: was cooking fucking food and he had to sneeze. He
Speaker 3: was standing over the he was standing over the frying
Speaker 3: pan and he had to sneeze, and he goes like this, yeap,
Speaker 3: just like this. He brings it up to above his nose.
Speaker 3: He goes.
Speaker 2: Right in the fucking food, the fucking food.
Speaker 3: I was like, just stir that ship up, dude, nobody
Speaker 3: will know.
Speaker 4: It.
Speaker 3: By turn it up, nobody will know. It's just you
Speaker 3: and I I was like, next time just look the
Speaker 3: other way. He like, don't sneeze over the wood, just
Speaker 3: look the other way. So uh, anyway, March Madness bracket.
Speaker 2: So I made a bracket, and I thought it'd be
Speaker 2: fun to go over of they pen specifically weed pen names,
Speaker 2: because a lot of people like to use little special
Speaker 2: names for these things. So I came up. Now, I
Speaker 2: came up personally. I found most of these. Some of
Speaker 2: them that I thought I came up with, I still found.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, I'm clearly not the first person that's
Speaker 2: thought of this.
Speaker 4: I am sure that the party very late to the party,
Speaker 4: very late to the party.
Speaker 3: And I'm so glad that you clarified because when I
Speaker 3: read this, when you typed it up and sent it
Speaker 3: to us and I read it, I thought we were
Speaker 3: going to be smoking all of these trains and then
Speaker 3: talking about which ones we liked, I was fucking. I
Speaker 3: was done. I was like, no, we're not doing this.
Speaker 4: Don't worry about northern lights, guys.
Speaker 2: I got my own.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am not. I am not going down that road.
Speaker 3: I was. I was scared. I would have done it.
Speaker 2: You're like, I mean I would have done it. But
Speaker 2: I'm glad this is what it was.
Speaker 4: You're like, I don't want to do that. Drops twenty milligrams.
Speaker 3: I'm fifteen deep right now. All right, so starting to
Speaker 3: kick in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys, getting a little.
Speaker 2: Wrap this episode up so you can pass out.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, I'm gonna wake up. I'm gonna wake up
Speaker 3: with my fucking freezer door open, everything melted.
Speaker 2: You're just sitting a half eaten pack Grand Beef.
Speaker 3: That's raw, and you're like, I'm gonna die. Okay, let's
Speaker 3: get this ship on the road, all right.
Speaker 2: So first matchup. I just edited this so I had
Speaker 2: no clue what the matchups were until I started our
Speaker 2: first matchup of the best weed pen name.
Speaker 4: That ship right there, they're getting hard to control, no ship,
Speaker 4: wind it up.
Speaker 2: The texts are coming out, dude. First matchup Osama Pen
Speaker 2: Laden Jesus first Pen and Stimpy Pen and Stimpy. I
Speaker 2: want to take a hit of my pen and Stimpyer.
Speaker 2: I want to go visit take.
Speaker 3: Penny Stimpy because that ship is just that's raunchy.
Speaker 4: Okay, Stone, I got a nine to eleven year idea
Speaker 4: right there, Bud, I'm going, yeah, that's.
Speaker 3: Right, and decide.
Speaker 2: I gotta go near and dear to my heart, I
Speaker 2: do love the Osama pen laden one, but I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go with Pen and Stimpy. I'm gonna go Pen and Stimpy.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I wouldn't be mad, I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna of them. There is not a name on this
Speaker 2: sixteen name list that I would not be mad about winning.
Speaker 2: They're all one seed. Okay, all right? Next match up
Speaker 2: the pen commandments versus Penn and Teller. They both do magic.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go Pen Commandments because fucking Moses went up
Speaker 4: to the burning bush, tripped and saw and ship and
Speaker 4: they came back down and went yo.
Speaker 2: For real, nobody's brought that up. What if the burning
Speaker 2: bush was that caused the whole thing? We're about to
Speaker 2: get shut down?
Speaker 4: That's what they've been saying the last like twenty years.
Speaker 4: Like theologians are like, we actually think he might have
Speaker 4: stumbled into a wheat bush that was on fire. They
Speaker 4: grew a lot around there, the Afghan cush oh o g.
Speaker 2: What do you got?
Speaker 4: Their domeut stems over there?
Speaker 2: We're in round one. Pen commandments versus Penn and Teller's
Speaker 2: fucking lunch Pen commandments?
Speaker 3: What the commandments?
Speaker 2: All right? One tough matchup here.
Speaker 4: You know what they heard because somebody blessed that with
Speaker 4: holy Water.
Speaker 2: Tough matchup coming up for you, Stoned. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 2: I feel your pain on this one. Yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 2: get a little hit of the pent Tara Or do
Speaker 2: we want to go take a little trip with the
Speaker 2: eggs Penedict? Oh, you bastard.
Speaker 5: I want a little eggs penedict for breakfast.
Speaker 4: I want Jordan to decide this one. I'm gonna go Pensera.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm gonna eggs Penedict. Okay, next matchup, good
Speaker 2: old one of the ogs that I've ever heard of.
Speaker 2: This take a little hit of the pen Griffy Junior.
Speaker 2: Are we gonna put our little kite in the sky
Speaker 2: and go for some Benjamin Franklin, Because it's.
Speaker 3: Because it's pen pen Griffy Jr. Like it's like, come on,
Speaker 3: it's near and dear to my heart?
Speaker 2: And so is that what you're choosing?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Because I can't pronounce the other one? All right,
Speaker 3: I say, Benjamin Franklin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you sticking Grify Jr.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: As the smoothest fucking swing I've ever seen in baseball.
Speaker 2: Talk about hitting right to your fucking head pen Griffy Jr.
Speaker 2: Next up, Penry Cavill versus Penzel Washington.
Speaker 4: I think it's gonna be Penzel Washington.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, all right, yeah, alright, no little
Speaker 2: uh Henry Cavill in the winter. Okay, uh. This one's
Speaker 2: one of my personal favorites. Pennis Rodman versus John F. Pennedy.
Speaker 5: I just imagine why would they not pronounce it like penis?
Speaker 5: And then I admittedly realized there's two ends?
Speaker 4: Why. I was like, did you purposely say it like that?
Speaker 4: Kid just said penis?
Speaker 2: Wells?
Speaker 3: Pennis colored penis?
Speaker 4: You know that dude, fucking bleach is a tip of it?
Speaker 2: At what point? At what point did this guy think
Speaker 2: it would be a smart I need to have by
Speaker 2: Milligram Candy sitting in a bag next to him while recording.
Speaker 4: I love how you were fucking obliterated last time, and
Speaker 4: now it's the both of us.
Speaker 2: No, the dome is Yeah, what I need an answer?
Speaker 2: We got to move on here, Penis Rodman, So we're
Speaker 2: going with John F. Pennedy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, blow your mind, blow your brains out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, next matchup, take me away, Elton John
Speaker 2: on the Piano, Penny and the Jets versus Pendolina Joe.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, yeah, Pendu.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of my personal favorites.
Speaker 5: Some of the greatest tits I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: What Next matchup? Last matchup? First round, we got pen
Speaker 2: Stiller versus Obi Wan Penobi pen Stiller is too long,
Speaker 2: It's a little too much. Yeah, it's way too all right.
Speaker 4: I would have I would have loved pen Kenoby Penny.
Speaker 3: That would have worked. But pen still pen.
Speaker 2: Didn't even think of that. Now, there's so many all right,
Speaker 2: I'm sure somebody, millions of people have already thought of that.
Speaker 2: All right, Second round, let's go Pen and Stimpy versus
Speaker 2: the pen Commandments.
Speaker 4: Penn commandments.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, big commandments. It is all right. Next matchup,
Speaker 2: Oh tough one again, Eggs Pendedict versus Penn Griffy Jr.
Speaker 4: Pen grif.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I had to make sure my foot was still there.
Speaker 3: I know, but like five minutes ago, I thought I
Speaker 3: was breeding really hard breathing.
Speaker 2: Still apparently still thought we were trying all the strains
Speaker 2: tonight and that.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: Penzel Washington versus John F. Pennedy.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go Pencil Washington, John F.
Speaker 5: Pennedy.
Speaker 2: I like John F. Pennedy. That's moving on. Uh, Pendelina
Speaker 2: Joe Lee. Last matchup versus Penn Stiller.
Speaker 4: Penn Stiller, Penn Stiller.
Speaker 5: All right, yeah, I did.
Speaker 2: Not see him moving on that far. But that's I
Speaker 2: love it. I'm here for it.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: We got the Pen command Oh these are good matchups.
Speaker 2: Jesus the Pen Commandments versus pen Griffy The Pen Commandments.
Speaker 5: Oh, I gotta go with Penn.
Speaker 3: Dude, Like, oh, my eyes hurt so bad?
Speaker 4: Did you cut any jlapenos or anything tonight?
Speaker 2: What did you cut.
Speaker 4: Like any like jlapenas or like any spicy stuff and
Speaker 4: forget it's on your hands? Okay, good, I've done that before.
Speaker 4: Well high and that sucks.
Speaker 2: Honorable mention to the Pen Commandments. But pen Griffy Jr.
Speaker 2: Is moving on. Last matchup of the final four, John F.
Speaker 2: Pennedy versus Penn Stiller. Oh yeah, wow, okay, and we
Speaker 2: have the wee Penn finale, one of the ogs versus
Speaker 2: one that I never thought of till I found it
Speaker 2: on the list. Pen Griffy Jor Versus Penn Stiller.
Speaker 3: Pe Griffy Jr. You gotta swing for the fences, baby
Speaker 3: fuck classes just kidding them?
Speaker 2: What you got for Stone?
Speaker 3: That's hard?
Speaker 5: Hm hmm.
Speaker 4: I love both of them.
Speaker 2: They're great. I think I gotta go Pen Griffy is
Speaker 2: the winner.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: I actually would have chosen Penn Stiller only on the
Speaker 2: fact that when I think of Penn Stiller, I think
Speaker 2: of his character of White Goodman from Dodgeball, like just
Speaker 2: all hyped up an antsy and John. Yeah, that's it, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3: I want to say something though, if if if there
Speaker 3: was ever a strain that I would want, it's a
Speaker 3: Penn Stiller like strain. Do you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 3: if you take all of Ben Stiller's comedic genius, all
Speaker 3: of his what do they call all of his characters
Speaker 3: the characters thank you thanks. If you take all of
Speaker 3: the characters and put that into a high that'd be phenomenal.
Speaker 2: That's true, because you you mean one of them, you
Speaker 2: get Tony Perkins and White Goodman would basically be the
Speaker 2: same on a high high end of sativasa.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then you have Hal l He's a hybrid, the
Speaker 2: guy from uh from Happy Gilmore. Yep, he's a hybrid.
Speaker 2: Like you don't know what you're gonna get.
Speaker 4: You can get a batch like something about Mary Ye dude, yeah,
Speaker 4: or Walter Mitty where you get super fucking intense.
Speaker 3: Mm hm.
Speaker 2: You would get the guy where he's the cameo of
Speaker 2: a guitar center for and that's straight like just get
Speaker 2: you all tricked out and like take you down the road.
Speaker 3: Change my answer.
Speaker 2: No, it's Pegraffy.
Speaker 4: Damn. I almost went pen Stellar And I was like,
Speaker 4: but like, if you caught me a different day, I
Speaker 4: probably would have went pen Stellar.
Speaker 2: There were so many great.
Speaker 3: Ones at ones. The JFK one was good. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So there it is. Pengraffy Jr. Is the winner
Speaker 2: we probably got. Are you gonna make it?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 5: Mm?
Speaker 4: You go right to bed, right right to the fridge.
Speaker 2: Take three more at area.
Speaker 3: Get you.
Speaker 2: Where'd you get him at?
Speaker 3: You look at the bag, like, what where'd you get
Speaker 3: him at? California?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, justlick the microphone like a fucking cat. Oh my goodness. Okay,
Speaker 2: So we have a couple of minutes and the other
Speaker 2: thing we were gonna do don't probably won't be able
Speaker 2: to partake because reading is probably gonna be pretty difficult
Speaker 2: for him, right, at the moment, but we were gonna
Speaker 2: do some dad reviews where we read, Oh no, we're.
Speaker 3: Good, I got a good one.
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on, mm hmm.
Speaker 5: Okay this dude, Oh god, damn it, I had a
Speaker 5: good one. Hey, yeah, sure you okay.
Speaker 4: You're like looking at usl weird man.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: I got a good review. Are we doing reviews or not?
Speaker 2: We're doing reviews.
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Speaker 4: I had this guy come over to fix my toilet,
Speaker 4: and upon meeting him, he almost immediately was hitting on
Speaker 4: me and asking if I liked men with a micro penis.
Speaker 4: I assured him I was heterosexual and politely asked him
Speaker 4: to stop trying to touch my dick. Being a non
Speaker 4: judgmental kind of fellow, I left him to do his work,
Speaker 4: and when I came back, he had taken a giant
Speaker 4: shit in my toilet and he left it. But that's
Speaker 4: not where it gets bad. He then abruptly stormed out,
Speaker 4: but as he was leaving my house, he threatened my children,
Speaker 4: both eighteen months years old with special needs and earned wheelchairs.
Speaker 4: He then kicked the shit out of my puppy, hopped
Speaker 4: in his work vehicle, rolled down the window and threw
Speaker 4: out a bunch of plastic straws and shouted, fuck the
Speaker 4: sea turtles. Very bizarre, especially since we don't live anywhere
Speaker 4: close to the ocean. Apparently he's been violent with children recently,
Speaker 4: and I'm not surprised. I don't think I'll ever be
Speaker 4: using Jhurol plumbing ever again.
Speaker 2: Damn nice, you got another one down.
Speaker 3: Microwave for one by Sonya Allison three stars on Amazon.
Speaker 3: It's a book. Buy this book or don't. I don't
Speaker 3: care anymore. Michael Pamulis says, it used to be that
Speaker 3: I got home from work and the only thing I'd
Speaker 3: want to put in my mouth was the cold barrel
Speaker 3: of my grandfather's shotgun. Then I discovered Sonya Allison's chicken tittizini,
Speaker 3: and now there's two.
Speaker 5: Things, so I like it.
Speaker 2: That's a good one. Speaking of Grandma, this is this
Speaker 2: is great one star one star review for this recipe.
Speaker 2: So my grandmother was born raised in Yorkshire, and I
Speaker 2: am used to her recipe. I wanted to make the
Speaker 2: real Yorkshire pudding, but couldn't find my family recipe, so
Speaker 2: I came to this in a pinch and what a
Speaker 2: disappointment refrigeration. My grandmother didn't even have a refrigerator as
Speaker 2: a young girl growing up in Yorkshire. What a complete joke.
Speaker 2: Bitch got mad? Left a one star because as we refrigerated,
Speaker 2: what do you got stone?
Speaker 4: This guy named Edward gave this place five stars. He
Speaker 4: said this place has great views. However, the wind was
Speaker 4: so strong that when I urinated, the stream pushed back
Speaker 4: into my face. Writing this hours later, I can still
Speaker 4: taste it. Five stars.
Speaker 2: You got one more dumb he's looking for one.
Speaker 4: I like he was accountable, you know, still give it
Speaker 4: five stars. Didn't blame them just I think when that's
Speaker 4: the key with the stars. You see so many times
Speaker 4: that people give stars that aren't aren't related. Like I've
Speaker 4: seen people leave great reviews like solid product, would recommend,
Speaker 4: loved it and they give it like three out of
Speaker 4: five stars, and you're like wait what yeah, or the
Speaker 4: reverse Everything did exactly what it was supposed to do.
Speaker 4: I just didn't like it one star, or or they
Speaker 4: review like the place right, not the product, but oh
Speaker 4: this place was a shit show. I'd never go back.
Speaker 4: One star.
Speaker 2: Well what about the product? You left this for a
Speaker 2: product not for a store. Tell me about the product.
Speaker 2: Oh five out of five love it? You got another window?
Speaker 3: Large wood cutting board from Canadian maple a five stars.
Speaker 3: Such hardwood. This wood is so hard it makes me
Speaker 3: feel insecure. They're a boot that uh travisms travism al.
Speaker 2: Right, my last one. One star. Not a great place
Speaker 2: to live. Dusty and dirty, with nothing to do, lots
Speaker 2: of homeless and drugs, no jobs. The schools are horrible.
Speaker 2: The people drive like idiots, speeding and running stoplights. Walmart
Speaker 2: is the local shopping mall. Medical is super bad. He
Speaker 2: can't even get in for six months, and forget about
Speaker 2: a specialist. Hotter than hell in the summer and windy
Speaker 2: all other times of the year. Would not recommend living here.
Speaker 2: As a one star review for king in Arizona, Yeah.
Speaker 3: The new Kingman got voted as the worst city in
Speaker 3: fucking Arizona.
Speaker 2: Really, Butler, the one that's uh, excuse me, the one,
Speaker 2: the one that's right above that is also a one star. Yuck,
Speaker 2: just yuck. Dirty town full of druggies and plain nastiness.
Speaker 2: City smells like weed. Californians are like roaches and have
Speaker 2: been fested everywhere kid.
Speaker 3: Vegas.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 3: Vegas is getting bad.
Speaker 5: Vegas is getting it's been bad.
Speaker 3: No, it's getting worse.
Speaker 2: Everywhere's getting worse. Covid in the exodus of Californians to
Speaker 2: other places, and obviously the close proximity are gonna get
Speaker 2: hit the hardest. And then you know, so you have
Speaker 2: a lot of Washington, Nevada, Arizona, and then it's like
Speaker 2: Texas in Colorado, a lot of eastern Montana or western
Speaker 2: Montana as well. So fucking everybody watches Yellowstone like let's
Speaker 2: go be a cowboy, went gift?
Speaker 3: Fuck fuck that show.
Speaker 2: Yeah you all right, don't you gonna make it?
Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna puke, all right, that's.
Speaker 2: On DIACO episode one sixty seven. Dome, I'm out ate
Speaker 2: too much.
Speaker 5: Weed, he said, God damn dude.
Speaker 3: I was gonna tell a joke about trickle down economics,
Speaker 3: but ninety nine percent of you would never get it anyway.
Speaker 3: So instead, I'll just leave you with some advice. Light
Speaker 3: him in on fire and he'll be warm for the
Speaker 3: rest of his life. Oh there was the first part
Speaker 3: of that, which, yeah, just light mo on firefucker.
Speaker 4: Later day relations
Speaker 3: Every