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the new, smoother, better tasting.
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Speaker 1: The Raleigh Cigarette Program starring Red Scouting with David Forrester
and his orchestra are Singing, starring need to al Us, G. G. Pearson,
Brenebalt and Pat McGain and yours truly right O'Connor. That's
a pleasure to bring in Metropola mayors, popular comedian in
the star run.
Speaker 4: A sec program, rad Yes, thank you.
Speaker 5: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, say Kate Peiser's wife, Georgia
just had a little baby. I'm going over to the
hospital and taking a present, you know, a baseball band,
a baseball bat.
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful little girl.
Speaker 5: I know when she grows up and goes to Hollywood
High she don't need it.
Speaker 2: Well, Rod tonight's the last night, Yes, Red.
Speaker 1: The last show of the season. Why don't you stay
on the air during the heat of the summer. Why
the other shows don't I know, but they don't leave.
The audience is as cold as you do.
Speaker 5: Hey, tell me, what do you really think of my acting?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 2: Red words fail me?
Speaker 5: Yeah, truthfully?
Speaker 2: Now, so I'll use letter Yeah, p U.
Speaker 7: You proud of that?
Speaker 5: You wind up as head boy on Ben Ruben's bar
Acuda Bards.
Speaker 2: Well, what are you gonna do tonight after the show?
Speaker 6: Well, I'm gonna hit.
Speaker 5: You in a hit of the club first, No, I
think after. I thank Burley our engineer, and Jack Robinson
and Fred Cole our sound effect men, mister Keith McLeod
our producers putting Bob Dwan, the NBC producer, and Ralph Forney,
our official photographer.
Speaker 2: In the car, You're gonna have a big party.
Speaker 5: Yes, I got a pint of bourbon and twelve symbols.
We're gonna move it up to Yeah, I'm gonna miss
the old gang around here.
Speaker 2: You know, well you're probably miss arguing with our NBC sensors.
Speaker 5: Yeah, those guys today they made to take out a
blank sheet of paper out of the script.
Speaker 8: They says the bear page was a little too suggested.
What are you taking a trip this summer?
Speaker 5: I'm that still loopy of mine, No, sir, boy in
the car so all I went down the license beyond.
Speaker 6: I had to get it up on lower plates.
Speaker 7: You know, lad to drive?
Speaker 2: I am, well, the highways are a little overcrowded, little crowded.
Speaker 5: I ran out of gas in Hollywood and didn't know
until I got the San Diego.
Speaker 4: They are ed.
Speaker 2: I had a little going away present for you, some sunglasses.
Speaker 5: Sunglasses? Do I thank you here soon as I find Oh, yes, thanks,
They'll come in handy if I leave California. Say, what
are you planning on doing this summer?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna take a lot of exercises.
Speaker 6: You better, boy.
Speaker 5: You're getting so many double change you look like you're
peeking over a Venetian blind. Well, back to the funny stuff.
Speaker 6: You know how to keep thin?
Speaker 2: Ride horses?
Speaker 5: Get up every morning at five point thirty and run
and dive in a cool swimming pool.
Speaker 6: A cool make ice cold though.
Speaker 2: You know you do that.
Speaker 6: No, I just read what's written here. Well, enough of
that stuff that earns our bread and butter.
Speaker 1: Let's hear about the stuff that gives us our meat
and potatoes. Now, now medical science offers you proof positive.
No other leading cigarette gives you less nicotine, least throat
irritating tars than the new smoother, better tasting Walley.
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the United States government, test certified by a jury of
fourteen distinguished doctors, including throat specialists, have proved conclusively no
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Speaker 5: And now Anita ellis sing Should I Tell you I
Love you? Cool Porter's latest hit from the Broadway production
around the World.
Speaker 6: Should.
Speaker 5: Love You?
Speaker 9: Should I say how much?
Speaker 4: Should old.
Speaker 9: And Way all the day?
Speaker 6: Should tell.
Speaker 10: Ardie Together.
Speaker 6: Our life would.
Speaker 10: Be should.
Speaker 9: I love you a way to you?
Speaker 6: Should turn.
Speaker 10: Pardie together?
Speaker 9: Our life would be should oh wait, oh what nothing
know you.
Speaker 6: About this.
Speaker 5: Tonight? The story from the Skeleton scrap Book of Satire
is entitled Vacation Time and Mad NBC Producers.
Speaker 2: Our characters are fictional.
Speaker 5: If there's any similarity to persons living, don't worry. There's
a game load to protect you. Chapter one hundred and
forty is entitled Working during the Vacation. This is the
story of Klym kndittle Hopper, the country lad who's working
through the summer months at a filling station replacing a
gas pump.
Speaker 4: Well, you know.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 6: Everybody's going on a vacation.
Speaker 5: I wish I had a trade so i'd know what
kind of a job I was vacation in from summer's here,
all right, these ice skates don't work so well. Now, yeah,
there's a filling station. You gotta shine out over there, man,
jump your a n t ed winy. They got over
and see what they went with him?
Speaker 6: What do you know? They got a woman attendant there, cray.
Speaker 5: Well do how you beat it to you?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 5: Nice overhold you're wearing who greases him?
Speaker 2: For you.
Speaker 10: Oh, I know, I'm a mask. You just have to
excuse my hip here. Oh would you look good? And
I like your tie?
Speaker 6: Oh things, I got another one just like it.
Speaker 10: Well, why did you buy two a lie?
Speaker 6: I didn't. I split a red sock?
Speaker 10: See you walking lately?
Speaker 6: Where's your car? Oh? Here? There? Everywhere? You know?
Speaker 10: Well what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 10: And there and everywhere?
Speaker 5: Truck hit it, park on the wrong side of a hill.
Speaker 10: You know, clam, what do you have a head for?
Speaker 5: They sit on my backbone. It keeps my vertebration flying
all over the planet. Let's keep fun working here at
the filling things.
Speaker 10: Crim Why don't you ask for a job here because
they need a man?
Speaker 6: Well, I really didn't come in for that. See I
only wanted to use the air holes. Need a little
air in my head. It's getting flat on top.
Speaker 10: Well it's over there.
Speaker 11: Okay there, If you got a bucket of water, I
can stick my head into test it for leaks. Claim
you're a moron, and it's getting so it's nothing to
be proud of.
Speaker 6: There's so many of us.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 5: See how much this job here paid.
Speaker 10: Well, you work on a percentage, but you.
Speaker 6: Worked on automobiles.
Speaker 10: Clim don't you know what percentage means. It means the
more you work more.
Speaker 6: Your mate, I'm sorry I couldn't work that cheap.
Speaker 5: Wait, you can tell your boss I've taken the job. Oh,
here comes that old buolooroos that stingy old guy when
he he cups it sounds like this.
Speaker 4: Out there.
Speaker 6: They What can I tell you?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 12: Just stick that empty gas nozzle under the tank. No
squeeze there facts loot that'll take me into the next station.
Speaker 5: Well, in case you don't make it, call me, I'll
give you a puss right in your big fat face.
Speaker 10: Clem, did you say you know something about mechanic?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 10: Think you can fix that sedan.
Speaker 7: The motor won't start all right.
Speaker 6: Oh see what's the over her here? I'm sure loose hubcaps. Oh,
here comes your customer. Here comes your customer.
Speaker 2: Hold right, hey, don't put the gas and ran the
inter You dizzy dames are all alike.
Speaker 6: Well, I should hope, so.
Speaker 2: Come on now, move out of the way.
Speaker 10: Babe, wish you wouldn't talk to me like that, and
me too.
Speaker 2: What did you say, conehead? Oh? I can't argue with
him in a hurry, Come on, sister, snap indos Now.
Speaker 6: Wait a minute. You can't talk to a woman like that.
Speaker 2: Then put up your fists and fight like a man.
Speaker 6: I'd rather put my ears up and run like a rabbit.
Speaker 2: Come on, put up your fists, all right.
Speaker 6: I'll just roll up my sleeve and then.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 5: Now I'll get up, roll with sleeves down again. You
will kindly step off from my chest.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 7: You ought to be.
Speaker 10: Ashamed of yourself.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm in a hurry, and I'll get visy and
get this car lubrication and filled with gas and r
I wouldn't.
Speaker 6: Do that if there's a man around, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 10: Okay, mister, if you insist, drive it upon the rack.
Speaker 6: Here, that's his young red dress.
Speaker 10: That black button. Clam and take her up.
Speaker 5: The black black lit see yes, that would be the
dark one window. Anybody got long arms?
Speaker 10: When you caught that car up too high, clam and
I let it down. Kiss the red button.
Speaker 5: But easy, But this man's in a hurry.
Speaker 6: Say mm hello, Monsey's hused car lot. Can you use
a squatty buick?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: Medical science offers you prove positive. No other leading cigarette
gives you less nicotine less throat irritating tars than the
new smoother, better tasting rally.
Speaker 2: Yes, prove positive, no other.
Speaker 1: Cigarette gives you less nicotine less throat irritating tars than
the new smoother, better tasting rallygh Leon Henderson, famous Washington economist,
says quote, I smoke cigars and pipes too, but when
I smoke cigarettes, I smoke rallies.
Speaker 2: I've seen the reports.
Speaker 1: Medical science has proved no other cigarette gives you less
nicotine less throat irritating tars.
Speaker 2: Thus no other is safer to smoke. And you're right
ly on Henderson.
Speaker 1: Those tests were based on a method used by the
United States government. So enjoy Rawley's rich tobaccos that more
satisfying Rawley flavor, and remember medical science offers you proved positive,
no other cigarette gives you less nicotine less throat irritating tars,
so no other is safer. The smoke, the smoother, better tasting.
Speaker 5: Walley David forced from his orchestra play Espaniel Coney.
Speaker 1: Or Things.
Speaker 3: To Past, Thank You David.
Speaker 5: Chapter one hundred and forty one is entitled going Away.
There's nothing like a vacation with children along, and they're
no bother at all, especially if they're like Junior, the
mean wad of kids. Junior, what do you want to
up to your living room? Direct? The house is wrecked?
Speaker 13: Now into the cats.
Speaker 5: I'm putting him up on that Fido store here. But
that's for the goldfish bull, I know. But the goldfish
bowl is and the cat ain't Junior? Need you have
anything to do with the cat eating the gold fish?
Does you think I did? I most certainly?
Speaker 6: Do you positive?
Speaker 13: Yes, I'm positive medical science can use you.
Speaker 6: I'm trying.
Speaker 5: I ain't in here. Come on, let's get on with
our taxing. Yeah, how come, we're gonna go away.
Speaker 13: Your grandfather's got the three weeks they cat it and
we're going to take a trip.
Speaker 5: We'll pick him up downtown. Oh where's were going?
Speaker 13: We're going to Yellowstone National Park, Glazier National Park, and
then over into Canada.
Speaker 5: Well, does I get it? Go along?
Speaker 6: Or is this going to be a pleasure?
Speaker 2: Twear?
Speaker 10: Of course it's going to be a wonderful tool.
Speaker 5: You're gonna dry in our own car full of growth bags.
Thousands and thousands of miles were travel Yes, which fly
is quicker?
Speaker 13: Julie, your love Glacier Park wild animals roaming.
Speaker 5: Around competition has Well, you know what I gonna do,
and I'm gonna feed the bear. I'm gonna real life bear.
I'm gonna feed him.
Speaker 13: No, no, no, that's something I want to warn you
about right now. You can't feed the bear because when
all you have to give them is gune, they'll bite.
Speaker 5: You, not me.
Speaker 6: Boy.
Speaker 5: I'll walk right up to the old bear and I'll
show him my teeth, you know, and I'll stand right
there and write him chide me. And if he comes,
get me on his hind legs with his mouth open
and the dark teeth when he fangs ready to bite me.
Oh no, no, no, what's the matter.
Speaker 6: I just remember that I ain't got a gun.
Speaker 5: He scared him, said the bear, folken.
Speaker 4: Yes, they will do the best.
Speaker 2: Bless you little.
Speaker 13: Why if a bear should bite you out out shooting, well,
you wouldn't have to do that, you know.
Speaker 5: If the bear bites me in a couple of hours,
you'll die from natural causes.
Speaker 13: Let's hurry and get packed. Go over and ask mister
Powell if we can borrow a suitcake. I'll call him
gen this time.
Speaker 7: Huh well, Junior, Hello, Hello, Hello yet.
Speaker 5: Is you a lone fat show?
Speaker 2: Yes, but I can get help quick. What are you
up there?
Speaker 5: We going down a swift years. No, we're gonna see
the National Parks. And I hear that they got mountain
Jupper almost. He's big as h is Lardie.
Speaker 6: Junior.
Speaker 5: There's something about you I like you mean, and I'm
not your kid. Look, Fati, my grandma wants to borrow
a suitcase one it's big enough to whole reportable booby traps.
Speaker 2: You know, well, I'll get you.
Speaker 5: I might want to move a mountain a company and
she's mighty neighborly? Are you you know?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 2: How long are you gonna be gone?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: By three weeks? Guys?
Speaker 2: Oh three weeks? Yes, Well here's the suitcase.
Speaker 5: Hey, you're sure your big one your No, you don't
know anybody around here would like to pick up a nickel?
Do you carry it for me? You don't have?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'll help you all right?
Speaker 6: Oh look you commissr bull Mine?
Speaker 4: Or how are you? Yeah?
Speaker 14: If you got the grip for a feller going away?
Nothing like a vacation? Does your good new atmosphere? New people?
Where are you going?
Speaker 2: Oban to get a suitcase to Vernon, Vernon.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're going on a trip for going through Wyoming,
Montana every place. But you talk, I've been there.
Speaker 6: You want to go again?
Speaker 14: You don't want to go again.
Speaker 5: He won't let me in.
Speaker 14: But Montana, that's Mother Nature's country.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when I get up there, she'll sell the place cheap.
Are we going to be going the whole summery?
Speaker 12: I had sort of look forward to taking you fishing
into the board game?
Speaker 14: Did you say three weeks?
Speaker 2: Now? Stop acting like an old don't you yell at me?
Blah blah?
Speaker 4: Boy?
Speaker 5: Now now you fellas is too much like gentlemen. There'll
be fighting now. Of course, there's nothing to stop one
of you from hiring me to kick the other guy
in the chine.
Speaker 14: You Well, it won't seem the same around here without you.
Speaker 5: Oh, mister Beaumont, Before I forget and I goes your way,
I got something I gotta confess to you.
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 5: You remember when you were sleeping under the tree and
a bird a birthday.
Speaker 14: Rolled out of the nest, Yeah, and splattered all over me.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well don't you think that duck egg was a little
large for a hummingbird's nest? Yes?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 5: Well, I you're gonna miss you big fellows.
Speaker 14: Guys you too, Yes, exactly?
Speaker 5: Will you?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 5: I got an idea. Now maybe we'll work if you
ain't going, dude, he don't be, don't be, Yes, mister
Fower and Harry Beaumart with me too.
Speaker 13: No, it was nice if you then it's the suitcase.
Speaker 5: I'm so excited. Let's not stand here, Let's get back.
Where's the trunk from me?
Speaker 4: Don't oh? Five?
Speaker 5: Well there's me, frisickle me, sandbox me, baseball missions of goodness.
Think you're gonna take nothing from me?
Speaker 14: Why don't you stay here with me? Jr? I always
wanted a little boy like you.
Speaker 5: You must be nuts tikish man or hospital.
Speaker 2: Why you'll reprovate the nerve of you trying to move in?
You know I've actually considered for junior five times.
Speaker 5: Yeah, show him your campaign weapons? Go ahead?
Speaker 14: Will you send us a postcardon They cost a penny?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 5: And showed the liquids you know.
Speaker 13: Well, all the windows and doors are locked up.
Speaker 4: Bad I got.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: Well, we say goodbye.
Speaker 2: Now you peoples, all of you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, while I'm gone, you can be busy digging up
all them land mines. I laid you know well, I
want you both to know. But it does one so
good to know that that then neighbors missed them. Now
don't start that stuff. Goodness, don't cry now, I'll go
light it out above top of Hey, we're gonna miss
you fellows. We're gonna miss you all Southern night eggs. Oh,
mister b be careful when you're going your wood chain.
I planted a new booby trapping there to your junie.
You just keep laughing. Get out at all, but yet,
don't stick your hand in any dark corner unless you
want to leave it down here.
Speaker 2: No, I'll say good bye now, good bye, bye bye,
good bye.
Speaker 5: Gets in Juliet. What's the matter. I was just thinking
about our poor loadly neighbors.
Speaker 6: They don't have the car, you know, and you don't
have anybody to bidget.
Speaker 5: We acting like witch bugs. We and you know, we
gotta this big car and all that roof, and we're
going to see all these pretty sights and stuffing, and
they gotta diggle. Now we have enough room to take
them alone. If it's all right with you, yes, I
go get him. Ye oh boy, oh boy, hey, mister Baum,
mister Fowler.
Speaker 6: Come on, you can go too, Come on, come.
Speaker 5: On, that's funny. They're all yes and not a coincidence.
Speaker 2: It's really very nighbly yes. We're glad to have you.
Speaker 5: Well, are we already? No, not until these two guys
give me fifty cent a peece for what for acting
like I'm gonna miss him so we could take them
along with it. Ladies and gentlemen. When I returned home
from the army, the greatest honor I received was you
allowing me to come into your homes each Tuesday night.
I hope I haven't said it done anything to offend anyone,
and if I have, I really didn't mean to. We're
proud too that you permitted your children to listen to
our show when we return next fall. With the help
of Edna Skelton Berzegi and her writing staff Benny Friedman,
John Murray, Henry Staff and Jack Stanley, we'll continue to
respect the dignity of your home that you have so
graciously welcomed us into by trying our best to write
and present clean, wholesome entertainment. Our sponsors, the Brown Williamson
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their thanks for this past season two. By using our product,
you've made it possible for us to be heard over
the NBC networks. And be sure and listen next week
to an hour with Romberg. May I thank you again
for your kindness and say goodbye now and thanks for listening.
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