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Speaker 1: Now medical science offers you proof positive. No other leading

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cigarette gives you less nicotine, less throat irritating tars than

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the new, smoother, better tasting.

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Speaker 2: Wally Yes, proof positive, no other.

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Speaker 1: Cigarette gives you less nicotine less throat irritating tars than

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the new smoother, better tasting Wally.

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Speaker 3: M.

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Speaker 2: Ram Holley.

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Speaker 1: The Raleigh Cigarette Program starring Red Scouting with David Forrester

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and his orchestra are Singing, starring need to al Us, G. G. Pearson,

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Brenebalt and Pat McGain and yours truly right O'Connor. That's

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a pleasure to bring in Metropola mayors, popular comedian in

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the star run.

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Speaker 4: A sec program, rad Yes, thank you.

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Speaker 5: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, say Kate Peiser's wife, Georgia

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just had a little baby. I'm going over to the

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hospital and taking a present, you know, a baseball band,

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a baseball bat.

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Speaker 2: It's a beautiful little girl.

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Speaker 5: I know when she grows up and goes to Hollywood

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High she don't need it.

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Speaker 2: Well, Rod tonight's the last night, Yes, Red.

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Speaker 1: The last show of the season. Why don't you stay

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on the air during the heat of the summer. Why

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the other shows don't I know, but they don't leave.

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The audience is as cold as you do.

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Speaker 5: Hey, tell me, what do you really think of my acting?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 6: Really?

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Speaker 2: Red words fail me?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, truthfully?

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Speaker 2: Now, so I'll use letter Yeah, p U.

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Speaker 7: You proud of that?

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Speaker 5: You wind up as head boy on Ben Ruben's bar

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Acuda Bards.

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Speaker 2: Well, what are you gonna do tonight after the show?

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Speaker 6: Well, I'm gonna hit.

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Speaker 5: You in a hit of the club first, No, I

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think after. I thank Burley our engineer, and Jack Robinson

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and Fred Cole our sound effect men, mister Keith McLeod

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our producers putting Bob Dwan, the NBC producer, and Ralph Forney,

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our official photographer.

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Speaker 2: In the car, You're gonna have a big party.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I got a pint of bourbon and twelve symbols.

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We're gonna move it up to Yeah, I'm gonna miss

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the old gang around here.

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Speaker 2: You know, well you're probably miss arguing with our NBC sensors.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, those guys today they made to take out a

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blank sheet of paper out of the script.

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Speaker 8: They says the bear page was a little too suggested.

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What are you taking a trip this summer?

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Speaker 5: I'm that still loopy of mine, No, sir, boy in

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the car so all I went down the license beyond.

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Speaker 6: I had to get it up on lower plates.

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Speaker 7: You know, lad to drive?

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Speaker 2: I am, well, the highways are a little overcrowded, little crowded.

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Speaker 5: I ran out of gas in Hollywood and didn't know

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until I got the San Diego.

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Speaker 4: They are ed.

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Speaker 2: I had a little going away present for you, some sunglasses.

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Speaker 5: Sunglasses? Do I thank you here soon as I find Oh, yes, thanks,

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They'll come in handy if I leave California. Say, what

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are you planning on doing this summer?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna take a lot of exercises.

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Speaker 6: You better, boy.

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Speaker 5: You're getting so many double change you look like you're

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peeking over a Venetian blind. Well, back to the funny stuff.

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Speaker 6: You know how to keep thin?

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Speaker 2: Ride horses?

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Speaker 5: Get up every morning at five point thirty and run

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and dive in a cool swimming pool.

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Speaker 6: A cool make ice cold though.

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Speaker 2: You know you do that.

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Speaker 6: No, I just read what's written here. Well, enough of

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that stuff that earns our bread and butter.

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Speaker 1: Let's hear about the stuff that gives us our meat

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and potatoes. Now, now medical science offers you proof positive.

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No other leading cigarette gives you less nicotine, least throat

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irritating tars than the new smoother, better tasting Walley.

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Speaker 2: Yes, proof positive, no other.

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Speaker 1: Cigarette gives you less nicotine least throat irritating tars than

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the new, smoother, better tasting Walley. Scientific tests of America's

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six biggest selling brands, based on the method used by

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the United States government, test certified by a jury of

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fourteen distinguished doctors, including throat specialists, have proved conclusively no

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other cigarette gives you less nicotine, less throat irritating tars,

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so no other is safer to smoke. Rawley's are right,

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right for taste, rite for throat, Enjoy Rawley's rich Tobaccos

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that smoother, more satisfying Rowley Flake. Remember, medical science offers

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you proof positive no other cigarette gives you less nicotine,

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less throat irritating tars, so no other is safer to

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smoke than the new, smoother, better tasting Walley.

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Speaker 5: And now Anita ellis sing Should I Tell you I

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Love you? Cool Porter's latest hit from the Broadway production

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around the World.

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Speaker 6: Should.

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Speaker 5: Love You?

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Speaker 9: Should I say how much?

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Speaker 4: Should old.

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Speaker 9: And Way all the day?

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Speaker 6: Should tell.

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Speaker 10: Ardie Together.

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Speaker 6: Our life would.

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Speaker 10: Be should.

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Speaker 9: I love you a way to you?

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Speaker 6: Should turn.

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Speaker 10: Pardie together?

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Speaker 9: Our life would be should oh wait, oh what nothing

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know you.

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Speaker 6: About this.

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Speaker 5: Tonight? The story from the Skeleton scrap Book of Satire

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is entitled Vacation Time and Mad NBC Producers.

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Speaker 2: Our characters are fictional.

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Speaker 5: If there's any similarity to persons living, don't worry. There's

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a game load to protect you. Chapter one hundred and

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forty is entitled Working during the Vacation. This is the

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story of Klym kndittle Hopper, the country lad who's working

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through the summer months at a filling station replacing a

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gas pump.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know.

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Speaker 3: That's true.

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Speaker 6: Everybody's going on a vacation.

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Speaker 5: I wish I had a trade so i'd know what

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kind of a job I was vacation in from summer's here,

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all right, these ice skates don't work so well. Now, yeah,

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there's a filling station. You gotta shine out over there, man,

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jump your a n t ed winy. They got over

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and see what they went with him?

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Speaker 6: What do you know? They got a woman attendant there, cray.

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Speaker 5: Well do how you beat it to you?

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Speaker 2: Hey?

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Speaker 5: Nice overhold you're wearing who greases him?

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Speaker 2: For you.

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Speaker 10: Oh, I know, I'm a mask. You just have to

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excuse my hip here. Oh would you look good? And

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I like your tie?

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Speaker 6: Oh things, I got another one just like it.

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Speaker 10: Well, why did you buy two a lie?

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Speaker 6: I didn't. I split a red sock?

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Speaker 10: See you walking lately?

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Speaker 6: Where's your car? Oh? Here? There? Everywhere? You know?

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Speaker 10: Well what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Here?

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Speaker 10: And there and everywhere?

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Speaker 5: Truck hit it, park on the wrong side of a hill.

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Speaker 10: You know, clam, what do you have a head for?

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Speaker 5: They sit on my backbone. It keeps my vertebration flying

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all over the planet. Let's keep fun working here at

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the filling things.

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Speaker 10: Crim Why don't you ask for a job here because

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they need a man?

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Speaker 6: Well, I really didn't come in for that. See I

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only wanted to use the air holes. Need a little

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air in my head. It's getting flat on top.

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Speaker 10: Well it's over there.

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Speaker 11: Okay there, If you got a bucket of water, I

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can stick my head into test it for leaks. Claim

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you're a moron, and it's getting so it's nothing to

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be proud of.

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Speaker 6: There's so many of us.

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 5: See how much this job here paid.

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Speaker 10: Well, you work on a percentage, but you.

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Speaker 6: Worked on automobiles.

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Speaker 10: Clim don't you know what percentage means. It means the

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more you work more.

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Speaker 6: Your mate, I'm sorry I couldn't work that cheap.

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Speaker 5: Wait, you can tell your boss I've taken the job. Oh,

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here comes that old buolooroos that stingy old guy when

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he he cups it sounds like this.

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Speaker 4: Out there.

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Speaker 6: They What can I tell you?

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Speaker 2: Nothing?

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Speaker 12: Just stick that empty gas nozzle under the tank. No

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squeeze there facts loot that'll take me into the next station.

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Speaker 5: Well, in case you don't make it, call me, I'll

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give you a puss right in your big fat face.

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Speaker 10: Clem, did you say you know something about mechanic?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 6: I do.

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Speaker 10: Think you can fix that sedan.

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Speaker 7: The motor won't start all right.

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Speaker 6: Oh see what's the over her here? I'm sure loose hubcaps. Oh,

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here comes your customer. Here comes your customer.

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Speaker 2: Hold right, hey, don't put the gas and ran the

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inter You dizzy dames are all alike.

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Speaker 6: Well, I should hope, so.

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Speaker 2: Come on now, move out of the way.

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Speaker 10: Babe, wish you wouldn't talk to me like that, and

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me too.

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Speaker 2: What did you say, conehead? Oh? I can't argue with

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him in a hurry, Come on, sister, snap indos Now.

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Speaker 6: Wait a minute. You can't talk to a woman like that.

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Speaker 2: Then put up your fists and fight like a man.

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Speaker 6: I'd rather put my ears up and run like a rabbit.

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Speaker 2: Come on, put up your fists, all right.

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Speaker 6: I'll just roll up my sleeve and then.

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Speaker 4: There.

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Speaker 5: Now I'll get up, roll with sleeves down again. You

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will kindly step off from my chest.

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Speaker 2: There.

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Speaker 7: You ought to be.

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Speaker 10: Ashamed of yourself.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm in a hurry, and I'll get visy and

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get this car lubrication and filled with gas and r

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I wouldn't.

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Speaker 6: Do that if there's a man around, I'll tell you that.

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Speaker 10: Okay, mister, if you insist, drive it upon the rack.

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Speaker 6: Here, that's his young red dress.

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Speaker 10: That black button. Clam and take her up.

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Speaker 5: The black black lit see yes, that would be the

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dark one window. Anybody got long arms?

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Speaker 10: When you caught that car up too high, clam and

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I let it down. Kiss the red button.

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Speaker 5: But easy, But this man's in a hurry.

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Speaker 6: Say mm hello, Monsey's hused car lot. Can you use

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a squatty buick?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 1: Medical science offers you prove positive. No other leading cigarette

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gives you less nicotine less throat irritating tars than the

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new smoother, better tasting rally.

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Speaker 2: Yes, prove positive, no other.

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Speaker 1: Cigarette gives you less nicotine less throat irritating tars than

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the new smoother, better tasting rallygh Leon Henderson, famous Washington economist,

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says quote, I smoke cigars and pipes too, but when

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I smoke cigarettes, I smoke rallies.

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Speaker 2: I've seen the reports.

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Speaker 1: Medical science has proved no other cigarette gives you less

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nicotine less throat irritating tars.

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Speaker 2: Thus no other is safer to smoke. And you're right

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ly on Henderson.

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Speaker 1: Those tests were based on a method used by the

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United States government. So enjoy Rawley's rich tobaccos that more

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satisfying Rawley flavor, and remember medical science offers you proved positive,

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no other cigarette gives you less nicotine less throat irritating tars,

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so no other is safer. The smoke, the smoother, better tasting.

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Speaker 5: Walley David forced from his orchestra play Espaniel Coney.

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Speaker 1: Or Things.

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Speaker 3: To Past, Thank You David.

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Speaker 5: Chapter one hundred and forty one is entitled going Away.

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There's nothing like a vacation with children along, and they're

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no bother at all, especially if they're like Junior, the

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mean wad of kids. Junior, what do you want to

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up to your living room? Direct? The house is wrecked?

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Speaker 13: Now into the cats.

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Speaker 5: I'm putting him up on that Fido store here. But

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that's for the goldfish bull, I know. But the goldfish

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bowl is and the cat ain't Junior? Need you have

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anything to do with the cat eating the gold fish?

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Does you think I did? I most certainly?

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Speaker 6: Do you positive?

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Speaker 13: Yes, I'm positive medical science can use you.

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Speaker 6: I'm trying.

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Speaker 5: I ain't in here. Come on, let's get on with

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our taxing. Yeah, how come, we're gonna go away.

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Speaker 13: Your grandfather's got the three weeks they cat it and

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we're going to take a trip.

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Speaker 5: We'll pick him up downtown. Oh where's were going?

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Speaker 13: We're going to Yellowstone National Park, Glazier National Park, and

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then over into Canada.

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Speaker 5: Well, does I get it? Go along?

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Speaker 6: Or is this going to be a pleasure?

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Speaker 2: Twear?

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Speaker 10: Of course it's going to be a wonderful tool.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna dry in our own car full of growth bags.

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Thousands and thousands of miles were travel Yes, which fly

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is quicker?

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Speaker 13: Julie, your love Glacier Park wild animals roaming.

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Speaker 5: Around competition has Well, you know what I gonna do,

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and I'm gonna feed the bear. I'm gonna real life bear.

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I'm gonna feed him.

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Speaker 13: No, no, no, that's something I want to warn you

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about right now. You can't feed the bear because when

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all you have to give them is gune, they'll bite.

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Speaker 5: You, not me.

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Speaker 6: Boy.

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Speaker 5: I'll walk right up to the old bear and I'll

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show him my teeth, you know, and I'll stand right

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there and write him chide me. And if he comes,

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get me on his hind legs with his mouth open

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and the dark teeth when he fangs ready to bite me.

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Oh no, no, no, what's the matter.

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Speaker 6: I just remember that I ain't got a gun.

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Speaker 5: He scared him, said the bear, folken.

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Speaker 4: Yes, they will do the best.

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Speaker 2: Bless you little.

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Speaker 13: Why if a bear should bite you out out shooting, well,

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you wouldn't have to do that, you know.

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Speaker 5: If the bear bites me in a couple of hours,

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you'll die from natural causes.

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Speaker 13: Let's hurry and get packed. Go over and ask mister

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Powell if we can borrow a suitcake. I'll call him

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gen this time.

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Speaker 7: Huh well, Junior, Hello, Hello, Hello yet.

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Speaker 5: Is you a lone fat show?

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Speaker 2: Yes, but I can get help quick. What are you

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up there?

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Speaker 5: We going down a swift years. No, we're gonna see

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the National Parks. And I hear that they got mountain

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Jupper almost. He's big as h is Lardie.

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Speaker 6: Junior.

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Speaker 5: There's something about you I like you mean, and I'm

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not your kid. Look, Fati, my grandma wants to borrow

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a suitcase one it's big enough to whole reportable booby traps.

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Speaker 2: You know, well, I'll get you.

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Speaker 5: I might want to move a mountain a company and

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she's mighty neighborly? Are you you know?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 2: How long are you gonna be gone?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 5: By three weeks? Guys?

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Speaker 2: Oh three weeks? Yes, Well here's the suitcase.

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Speaker 5: Hey, you're sure your big one your No, you don't

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know anybody around here would like to pick up a nickel?

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Do you carry it for me? You don't have?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'll help you all right?

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Speaker 6: Oh look you commissr bull Mine?

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Speaker 4: Or how are you? Yeah?

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Speaker 14: If you got the grip for a feller going away?

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Nothing like a vacation? Does your good new atmosphere? New people?

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Where are you going?

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Speaker 2: Oban to get a suitcase to Vernon, Vernon.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're going on a trip for going through Wyoming,

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Montana every place. But you talk, I've been there.

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Speaker 6: You want to go again?

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Speaker 14: You don't want to go again.

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Speaker 5: He won't let me in.

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Speaker 14: But Montana, that's Mother Nature's country.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, when I get up there, she'll sell the place cheap.

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Are we going to be going the whole summery?

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Speaker 12: I had sort of look forward to taking you fishing

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into the board game?

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Speaker 14: Did you say three weeks?

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Speaker 2: Now? Stop acting like an old don't you yell at me?

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Blah blah?

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Speaker 4: Boy?

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Speaker 5: Now now you fellas is too much like gentlemen. There'll

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be fighting now. Of course, there's nothing to stop one

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of you from hiring me to kick the other guy

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in the chine.

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Speaker 14: You Well, it won't seem the same around here without you.

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Speaker 5: Oh, mister Beaumont, Before I forget and I goes your way,

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I got something I gotta confess to you.

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Speaker 6: What is it?

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Speaker 5: You remember when you were sleeping under the tree and

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a bird a birthday.

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Speaker 14: Rolled out of the nest, Yeah, and splattered all over me.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Well don't you think that duck egg was a little

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large for a hummingbird's nest? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I do?

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Speaker 5: Well, I you're gonna miss you big fellows.

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Speaker 14: Guys you too, Yes, exactly?

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Speaker 5: Will you?

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Speaker 3: Hey?

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Speaker 5: I got an idea. Now maybe we'll work if you

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ain't going, dude, he don't be, don't be, Yes, mister

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Fower and Harry Beaumart with me too.

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Speaker 13: No, it was nice if you then it's the suitcase.

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Speaker 5: I'm so excited. Let's not stand here, Let's get back.

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Where's the trunk from me?

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Speaker 4: Don't oh? Five?

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Speaker 5: Well there's me, frisickle me, sandbox me, baseball missions of goodness.

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Think you're gonna take nothing from me?

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Speaker 14: Why don't you stay here with me? Jr? I always

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wanted a little boy like you.

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Speaker 5: You must be nuts tikish man or hospital.

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Speaker 2: Why you'll reprovate the nerve of you trying to move in?

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You know I've actually considered for junior five times.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, show him your campaign weapons? Go ahead?

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Speaker 14: Will you send us a postcardon They cost a penny?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 5: And showed the liquids you know.

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Speaker 13: Well, all the windows and doors are locked up.

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Speaker 4: Bad I got.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 5: Well, we say goodbye.

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Speaker 2: Now you peoples, all of you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, while I'm gone, you can be busy digging up

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all them land mines. I laid you know well, I

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want you both to know. But it does one so

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good to know that that then neighbors missed them. Now

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don't start that stuff. Goodness, don't cry now, I'll go

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light it out above top of Hey, we're gonna miss

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you fellows. We're gonna miss you all Southern night eggs. Oh,

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mister b be careful when you're going your wood chain.

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I planted a new booby trapping there to your junie.

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You just keep laughing. Get out at all, but yet,

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don't stick your hand in any dark corner unless you

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want to leave it down here.

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Speaker 2: No, I'll say good bye now, good bye, bye bye,

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good bye.

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Speaker 5: Gets in Juliet. What's the matter. I was just thinking

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about our poor loadly neighbors.

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Speaker 6: They don't have the car, you know, and you don't

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have anybody to bidget.

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Speaker 5: We acting like witch bugs. We and you know, we

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gotta this big car and all that roof, and we're

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going to see all these pretty sights and stuffing, and

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they gotta diggle. Now we have enough room to take

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them alone. If it's all right with you, yes, I

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go get him. Ye oh boy, oh boy, hey, mister Baum,

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mister Fowler.

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Speaker 6: Come on, you can go too, Come on, come.

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Speaker 5: On, that's funny. They're all yes and not a coincidence.

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Speaker 2: It's really very nighbly yes. We're glad to have you.

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Speaker 5: Well, are we already? No, not until these two guys

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give me fifty cent a peece for what for acting

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like I'm gonna miss him so we could take them

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along with it. Ladies and gentlemen. When I returned home

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from the army, the greatest honor I received was you

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allowing me to come into your homes each Tuesday night.

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I hope I haven't said it done anything to offend anyone,

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and if I have, I really didn't mean to. We're

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proud too that you permitted your children to listen to

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our show when we return next fall. With the help

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of Edna Skelton Berzegi and her writing staff Benny Friedman,

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John Murray, Henry Staff and Jack Stanley, we'll continue to

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respect the dignity of your home that you have so

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graciously welcomed us into by trying our best to write

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and present clean, wholesome entertainment. Our sponsors, the Brown Williamson

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for your kindness and say goodbye now and thanks for listening.

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