Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts Egg.
Speaker 2: You're about to teach. Your name's glazed by the Great
Speaker 2: Chris Ray God, Derek a black Man, and Tom Sweet.
Speaker 2: Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit back and
Speaker 2: prepare for some lady.
Speaker 3: Hey, everybody, welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast. It's me Chris,
Speaker 3: it's him Derek. It's uh, he's uh, he's late again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, need a couple of repairs, you know, Yeah, you're
Speaker 2: shortening out in the shower, Like, damn, I can't believe.
Speaker 2: We try to program him to be on time. It
Speaker 2: just didn't work out that way.
Speaker 3: It didn't did our out that way. We look, we
Speaker 3: agree typically on eleven am. We always start a little
Speaker 3: bit later because we get the you know, the the
Speaker 3: stuff set up. Yeah, you know, wealds like, hey, what
Speaker 3: are we going to talk about today? Did you see this?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: It's eleven twelve.
Speaker 2: And you know you sent a message asking where he's at.
Speaker 3: No reply.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, dude, It's so crazy, like maybe he's still
Speaker 2: on Costa Rica time maybe, which I think is probably
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's pretty funny. Well, you know, it's probably funny for
Speaker 2: the people listening, But what do you think great, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I know it's dude, I'm coming from I live in
Speaker 2: Fullerton now right.
Speaker 3: You get on a train, Yeah, I get on a train.
Speaker 2: I get on fucking trains to make sure I get
Speaker 2: up at nine. Yeah, I'm out the door, like just
Speaker 2: a little bit before nine thirty, make it to the
Speaker 2: train station. Train shows up at like nine to forty three.
Speaker 2: And then I get here just a little bit before eleven,
Speaker 2: like usually like two minutes before, you know, And so
Speaker 2: it's it's all mapped out perfectly, yeah, because I'm like,
Speaker 2: if I'm moving away, I need to be responsible, make
Speaker 2: sure I make it a work on time. Yeah. And
Speaker 2: then our good friend Kingston, look at him, what does
Speaker 2: he live like?
Speaker 3: Uh? Those literally five minutes five minutes away? I think,
Speaker 3: I think maybe arguably less. I don't get it. I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: It's the luxury of living too damn close. I think like,
Speaker 2: if I think the further you live away, you might
Speaker 2: be a little bit more prepared because you don't want
Speaker 2: to be astronomically. Well, I guess I can't because times
Speaker 2: astronom I guess I don't know. My theory is out
Speaker 2: the window, just immediately gone. What do you think, I said,
Speaker 2: there's magic see the new magic cords. I didn't.
Speaker 5: I didn't see that. Kick said, what are they? I
Speaker 5: think they're adding Miles Morell is finally the best spider bed.
Speaker 5: I love that he's not a spider. That's really cool.
Speaker 5: That's sick, man, that's sick.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 3: That's so fucking cool.
Speaker 2: What about Digimon You getting digimon ship?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, We're doing our best. It's so
Speaker 3: awkward too, because it's like, I'm so used to switching, right,
Speaker 3: you know, so that was like muscle memory of just like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's it's been it's been a while since I've switched.
Speaker 3: I said, switch. And it's just a fucking empty ass.
Speaker 2: This is there is absolutely nothing there.
Speaker 3: Anything happened this week. I feel like I feel like
Speaker 3: outside of the very well the AI stuff. I don't
Speaker 3: know if you saw a bunch of this AI shit
Speaker 3: going around some they just opened up that Sora thing.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't, I saw people.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is exactly.
Speaker 3: It's just the newest like AI fucking thing, and it's
Speaker 3: just like, oh, it generates shit, that's uh, it's getting Obviously,
Speaker 3: technology is getting better, right, So it's getting more and
Speaker 3: more convincing. They're able to like be more consistent with
Speaker 3: the way they're able to map things out and generate stuff.
Speaker 3: But it's just so fucking I don't know. One of
Speaker 3: the first viral things I saw was like, I think
Speaker 3: Sam Altman, who was the guy like behind it. I think, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think somebody generated footage of him, like CCTV footage
Speaker 3: of him stealing graphics cards. Those are the first things
Speaker 3: I saw of this. And he's like, Okay, cool, that's
Speaker 3: a very nat that's a great pitch. Yeah, I think, yeah,
Speaker 3: just be like, hey, you can falsify evidence with this.
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude.
Speaker 3: I feel like we're rapidly getting to a point where
Speaker 3: it's just like, oh, you can't like there's you can't
Speaker 3: really believe anything anymore.
Speaker 2: It's definitely I will say there was one thing that
Speaker 2: I saw last night that it's obviously fake, but by
Speaker 2: first glance nothing looked fake. It was just clearly the
Speaker 2: scenarios fake. Like some it was like Asian people walking
Speaker 2: on a glass bridge. Oh, and she like had a
Speaker 2: rock and then just smashes it, falls through it and
Speaker 2: everybody falls off the fucking.
Speaker 3: Bridge and then the dog saves the baby.
Speaker 2: Oh that was a different one, but there was one.
Speaker 2: I saw that fat lady, the fat lady, fat lady,
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: And she's got like a boulder, and she's smiling, and
Speaker 3: she dives backwards out of this glass bridge, and everybody
Speaker 3: carrin's off. I didn't see the dog saves a baby
Speaker 3: in the fucking water underneath it. It's fucking yeah.
Speaker 2: Apparently a bunch of people on Facebook, like old people,
Speaker 2: thought like, oh, what a courageous dog.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh no, I like that, that's the
Speaker 3: takeaway from that, and not what a psychotic woman? Right, Like,
Speaker 3: what's happening?
Speaker 2: If if that.
Speaker 3: Footage is real to the degree that I would believe it,
Speaker 3: I think the dog would be like maybe the last
Speaker 3: thing I would comment on.
Speaker 2: Right, you would be like you would be so much
Speaker 2: worried about the scenario that just unfolded before then you.
Speaker 3: Would be like, who the fuck recorded this? Understanding that
Speaker 3: this is about to happen. Why was she smiling?
Speaker 2: Why was she smiling?
Speaker 3: Why would she do this? Why would she do this?
Speaker 2: She doesn't fit like that? Is there a glass bridge?
Speaker 2: That is also that is real? Though, that's a real bridge.
Speaker 2: That glass page is real.
Speaker 3: There's like footage of dogs, there's like footage of dogs refusing, yeah,
Speaker 3: to go on it.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that when you know, certainly certain animals
Speaker 2: are like, no, I don't know what this is. If
Speaker 2: I if I don't feel saved, you shouldn't feel safe,
Speaker 2: and you're like, no, come on, I'm stupid human. Come on,
Speaker 2: I don't. I know there's glass structures of stuff, but
Speaker 2: I'm good dude, I don't want I'm not that adventurous.
Speaker 2: I want to see if I can find the one
Speaker 2: that was because that was the dog one is obviously fake. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there was one that preceded it that, uh it looked
Speaker 2: when you just look at it. I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: I don't see anything immediate that is like obviously fake
Speaker 2: other than the scenario happening where it's it's like Asian
Speaker 2: lad she does it and then she just falls, everyone
Speaker 2: just falls. But like looking at it, I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: the movement looks fine.
Speaker 3: Everything.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, at a glance. At a glance,
Speaker 2: a lot of it's more convincing now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I was like, this is the second you
Speaker 3: look at it, more than like five seconds, You're like, oh,
Speaker 3: if you expect you watch it the second time You're like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I see all the imperfections.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: Card Yeah man yeah, man, Yuki?
Speaker 2: Oh really? Uh? You still like it? I haven't fucked
Speaker 2: around with Yugo since I was actually never I think
Speaker 2: I liked it for like a few months. I told
Speaker 2: this story on the show I think before. But like,
Speaker 2: I woke up one day with like a stack of
Speaker 2: Yugio cards on my on my.
Speaker 3: On my like Dretser or whatever. And I remember, like,
Speaker 3: I think it was like a gift from like an
Speaker 3: aunt of mine who had showed up maybe earlier in
Speaker 3: the day. I was like asleep, I slept in late,
Speaker 3: and they didn't want to wake me, so they just
Speaker 3: gave it.
Speaker 2: But I woke up and I was like whose is this? Look?
Speaker 3: And then and then I just threw them all in
Speaker 3: the trag.
Speaker 2: That's hilarious because no one even notified me.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like later on in the day my mom
Speaker 3: was like, oh.
Speaker 2: Do you get the gift? You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: You get the cards that you're that the isis brought you,
Speaker 3: you know, Like I didn't know. None of that was
Speaker 3: ever explained to me. But looking back on it, I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh mm, oh, I think I was young enough to
Speaker 3: believe like magic shit was possible. What I mean, it
Speaker 3: was like, oh, maybe these like appeared here somehow, but
Speaker 3: they're not mine.
Speaker 2: So I don't care. You don't care. He just never
Speaker 2: got into you, gilt.
Speaker 3: No, I just I don't, like, I never got that
Speaker 3: into card games, I see, because like I just even
Speaker 3: blackjack and poker, like I can play them, but like
Speaker 3: there's like a million other things I'd rather be doing,
Speaker 3: especially at that age when I was like more like
Speaker 3: I was more athletic, so I was more into like, okay,
Speaker 3: riding bikes and ship Yeah, that's so.
Speaker 2: Alien to me now. I would never I wouldn't be
Speaker 2: caught that on a bike. I love fucking bikes. But
Speaker 2: uh now, like living in an apartment upstairs, it's just
Speaker 2: gay having one because then you're just.
Speaker 3: Like lugging it up like fuck this, but of your elevator.
Speaker 2: No no it was, and dude, and our stairs, the uh,
Speaker 2: the the the rods that like you know, the bars
Speaker 2: for whatever reason, only on our section they're like loose
Speaker 2: and they shake for anything if the wind's blowing hard
Speaker 2: enough and they're like, bro, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 3: It's completely up to code, I assure you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And also the metal on the on those bars
Speaker 2: and on the like say, we're the what are those
Speaker 2: pillars called? That Usually people they put in front of
Speaker 2: like businesses or cars don't slam it to their businesses
Speaker 2: know what they're called. But like those you see, like
Speaker 2: the paint is a little bit sometimes it has a
Speaker 2: different texture to it, like a metallic uh look to it.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's lead.
Speaker 2: Oh so like when you when you read the you know,
Speaker 2: the stuff of the apartments, it's like, hey, everything's been inspected,
Speaker 2: but there's some there's some lead on the rails and
Speaker 2: the and the paint for like the parking for the
Speaker 2: fire thing and the hydrat and ship. And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh it's lead. I never would have known. Like you
Speaker 2: got to read your fine prints, guys.
Speaker 3: This is crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the.
Speaker 3: Why I foun out my Catholic school was made out
Speaker 3: of lead, like sick.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh cool.
Speaker 3: And I remember I've told this before, but like I
Speaker 3: remember kids eating the paint, man, I remember I remember
Speaker 3: them chipping paint off the walls and chewing on it.
Speaker 2: I wonder when pencils stop beating lead.
Speaker 3: I feel like, pretty like before U, before me. I
Speaker 3: think I'm hoping it was before me too, because look
Speaker 3: it up. Yeah, I'm curious.
Speaker 2: I remember there was so many kids just chewing on pencils,
Speaker 2: and like I know, older people still call them leed
Speaker 2: the same way they say still say tenfoil when it
Speaker 2: was already converted to aluminum. Let's see bro Oh that's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's eleven twenty two, guys, Jesus minutes lately, five minutes.
Speaker 2: We started at eleven, start at eleven like this. It
Speaker 2: doesn't even make sense if he thought we started, because
Speaker 2: yesterday we started at eleven thirty, right, we had to
Speaker 2: move it back a little bit, and so even if
Speaker 2: we start eleven, it still doesn't make sense. Like he
Speaker 2: hasn't even responded. He's probably sleeping, I think, I think so. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had like a gut feeling it's like he's asleep.
Speaker 3: Like the second and hit eleven and he wasn't here.
Speaker 2: I was like, it's dude, I have just alarms on
Speaker 2: the days that I need to have alarms. I don't
Speaker 2: you know, we don't doc pay. We don't do anything
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 3: No, no, you know, so there's no morely because it's
Speaker 3: just inconvenient to do it. It kind of because we
Speaker 3: share everything. Yeah, so it's like it's not like we're
Speaker 3: we're all equivalent. It would be one thing if like
Speaker 3: we got like a set number per episode, but it's
Speaker 3: not kind of how it's really not how it works.
Speaker 3: But like, I don't know, man, maybe we should just
Speaker 3: cut his legs off so he has to be in
Speaker 3: a wheelchair. So that way, at least, like he doesn't
Speaker 3: have to spend the energy to like he just has
Speaker 3: to like roll over into a chair, you know, and
Speaker 3: then and then get over here on foot. Maybe he
Speaker 3: can go on the highway in his little wheelchair.
Speaker 2: That'd be pretty that'd be good. I think that would
Speaker 2: legless leg legalless o. God, Okay, so did he say anything?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, he has not said anything. The pencils,
Speaker 2: So I guess them being led was just a myth.
Speaker 3: Oh really they were never led?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just uh like there must have been at least
Speaker 2: one lead pen graph fight like it's always been GRAPHI
Speaker 2: they're just can I guess, So, like I don't see
Speaker 2: anything that says that they were like they were a
Speaker 2: graph fighting clay.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna choose to not believe that though, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. Yeah, like after this conversation, I will
Speaker 3: one hundred percent like at some point, maybe in three years,
Speaker 3: refer to lead pencils.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is what I'm hearing. So the pencils. Uh
Speaker 2: So the lead associated with pencils was related to the
Speaker 2: lead based paints on the pencil's winding casing, so that
Speaker 2: yellow part was had lead paint in it. Oh, I
Speaker 2: guess that makes more sense.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 3: I can't believe.
Speaker 2: It's so weird to learn shit like this where you've
Speaker 2: always believed something that your entire life and then easily
Speaker 2: just oh I was wrong for fucking decades.
Speaker 3: That makes complete sense. Yeah, now that I think about it,
Speaker 3: because that would be an egregious amount of lead. It
Speaker 3: would be just be in your pencil, like the dust
Speaker 3: tube that like it's blown off, constantly breathing it in.
Speaker 2: Motherfuckers always like gnawing on that ship too. And I
Speaker 2: was like, bro, I once saw I remember my we
Speaker 2: had a foreign exchange student named Yuki and uh uh
Speaker 2: I have a vivid memory. And now I guess it'll
Speaker 2: fade now that I know, like, there's nothing dangerous about
Speaker 2: it that he would just chew and I would see
Speaker 2: the GRAPHI I guess, just pulling in his mouth and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: I was like, bro Jesus fucking can't be healthy.
Speaker 2: But I don't know. I'm sure he's actually I can't
Speaker 2: find him. I try to look him up. He's probably.
Speaker 3: That's not a fantastic sign.
Speaker 2: He had a very specific name to the way that
Speaker 2: he spelt Yuki and his last name. I was like,
Speaker 2: I should easily be able to find him if he
Speaker 2: is somewhere LinkedIn and no, no, he's gone. He's totally gone.
Speaker 2: When was the last time he saw him? Honestly, it
Speaker 2: was in elementary school. He's dead. He's dead for sure.
Speaker 2: And I was like, every once in a while I
Speaker 2: stumble upon people from my elementary because I went to
Speaker 2: a private elementary school, so it's very niche me too,
Speaker 2: And every once in a while I would find people
Speaker 2: throughout like, oh, there's fucking nick. There's like there's some
Speaker 2: people that yeah, like I was like, oh cool, I'm
Speaker 2: glad they're doing well. And then there's people that literally
Speaker 2: have zero trays anywhere like, oh, I hope they're just
Speaker 2: not online, you know, yeah, you know, gutted or something.
Speaker 3: Feels so unlikely though, Like I think like it's one
Speaker 3: thing if they're like if it for high school or
Speaker 3: whatever and they were like they weren't online, then yeah,
Speaker 3: and they're they're an adult now and you can't find him,
Speaker 3: It's like, Okay, there's probably some plausible deniability there in
Speaker 3: elementary school though, Like I feel like you're just not
Speaker 3: really in that world anyway. There's a pretty high likelihood
Speaker 3: that you would eventually.
Speaker 2: Be probably jump on a little at least Facebook. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I kid definitely got like run over by a zamboni
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had some cool ship.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: His mom was cool. She was like a wait, I remember,
Speaker 2: like I remember vividly remember she would always come from
Speaker 2: work to pick them up, and she was like a
Speaker 2: server and she was she was pretty hot. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was good, it was good, it was good. You's
Speaker 2: mom I doing that's so tragic. Yeah, but yeah she
Speaker 2: you know, she's probably mourning her son still yeah, still.
Speaker 3: Still hasn't gotten over it.
Speaker 2: Bitch. What a selfish bitch. Oh yeah, good for you man,
Speaker 2: you man, I'm glad.
Speaker 3: So aside from the opening eye stuff or like this,
Speaker 3: Uh you know that you know what's named it's it's
Speaker 3: called Sora Sora.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Interesting, So it's named after the kingdom hearts.
Speaker 2: Yeah you think that's that can't be well it can't
Speaker 2: because of that though.
Speaker 3: No. I mean, I'm sure it means something in Japan,
Speaker 3: like maybe it means like water or some ship, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, or dreams something I don't know,
Speaker 3: some ship like that. But uh, the fact that it
Speaker 3: shares that name is is it makes sense to me
Speaker 3: that a useless, you know, worthless uh slop generation machine, Yeah,
Speaker 3: shares a name with the main character of kingdom is appropriate?
Speaker 3: I think, Yeah, But uh, what else happened? Just Stephen
Speaker 3: Crowder's back. Oh yeah, he's now that his competition's gone
Speaker 3: now that yeah, not his thumb back on college campuses.
Speaker 3: Isn't that kind of like I fe feels a little wit.
Speaker 2: It feels very fucked up, Like like if I was Eric.
Speaker 5: I'd be like like what hey, man, Like, hey, dude,
Speaker 5: you want to at least wait like a year or something.
Speaker 3: Not while he's still fucking.
Speaker 2: Warm under the ground, like he's like his his core
Speaker 2: body core hasn't completely gone out, Like this crowd is like,
Speaker 2: now's my chance, now's.
Speaker 3: My chands ftally I get to I get to be
Speaker 3: the prove me wrong guy.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 3: What was this thing the left? The left are violence?
Speaker 3: Changed my mind?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, which I dude. I was like I would love
Speaker 3: to be versed.
Speaker 2: I was like I could so easily be like okay, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: but are we saying are you just trying to say
Speaker 2: that they are or are you just trying to say
Speaker 2: that they're the only ones? Like what is your point?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's like, come on, those are very it's
Speaker 3: a very open claim that kind of lets a person
Speaker 3: go in there with like a false understanding of what
Speaker 3: the premise is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, oh, this is a very easy dub
Speaker 2: you for him? The left or violent? Yeah? Who whoever's
Speaker 2: violent is violent and they happen to fall on a
Speaker 2: particular side. Do you think he's gonna go to the
Speaker 2: college where, Like, do you think he's gonna go to
Speaker 2: the Kirk College or whatever? If he did, it would
Speaker 2: be one thousand percent like encased in like a dome,
Speaker 2: like you know, and then everybody is vetted, every single
Speaker 2: person that is there to watch is like a paid
Speaker 2: actor or something, And I wouldn't put it past them.
Speaker 3: They got snipers on, they got snipers on the roofs. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they hack it out. Do you see that they were
Speaker 3: gutting that area too, They were like renovating the shit
Speaker 3: out of it. No, yeah, after or at least I
Speaker 3: saw a footage of like that area being like gutted
Speaker 3: and renovated and switched the fuck up.
Speaker 2: After everything happened.
Speaker 3: So I don't know if that's like and a lot
Speaker 3: of people were like they're covering things up. It's like,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe honestly, like it doesn't it doesn't feel impossible, right,
Speaker 2: But it is funny to imagine that they were just like,
Speaker 2: somebody just died here.
Speaker 3: I don't like, can we change it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks different. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't like seeing this reminds me of that time.
Speaker 2: It reminds you of that what happened reminds you of
Speaker 2: that time that guy exploded. That's uh, which is god,
Speaker 2: that's stupid as shit. Actually, when you think about it,
Speaker 2: it's like you want to remember this, like you want
Speaker 2: to remember this historical landmark. Technically, yeah, it's it is
Speaker 2: extremely historical, and you also don't want to You don't
Speaker 2: want like they say with nine to eleven, literally you
Speaker 2: don't want to forget this even, you know, like you
Speaker 2: don't want to forget something tragic happening. So then it's
Speaker 2: just so casually can just happen again. Right, So it's
Speaker 2: not the best idea. I know some people try to
Speaker 2: make arguments like that for Confederate monuments, for example, but
Speaker 2: those were put up for very different reasons, right, They
Speaker 2: were put up to intimidate, you know, the people that
Speaker 2: they fought to keep and shackled and chained.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't even think, like I don't even think
Speaker 3: those those statues should be like destroyed or a nothing.
Speaker 3: I just think they just go to the museum, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, go to a place where you.
Speaker 2: Can let us at it. So obviously the most because
Speaker 2: these are historical pieces of the this is this is
Speaker 2: this is art, no matter how if you like it
Speaker 2: or not.
Speaker 3: So then yeah, like I hate when status when I
Speaker 3: see like whenever, like like statues are being torn down,
Speaker 3: Like I hate that ship. It's just like it just
Speaker 3: it just reminds me of like the Library of Alexandria
Speaker 3: it's like just we're we're losing history.
Speaker 2: It feels like zelotry. Yeah, yeah, like when you see
Speaker 2: like burning books and yeah and all that ship. I'm like, bro,
Speaker 2: I know you don't like these things, but yeah, we
Speaker 2: have museums full of horrible ship.
Speaker 3: Like brass, what is it? Bronze bull And.
Speaker 2: It's just like the fucking Iron Maiden is that's so
Speaker 2: fucking cool?
Speaker 3: What the hell is dude?
Speaker 2: Just every time, just when you go and just like
Speaker 2: period peek into like medieval like torture, You're like, what
Speaker 2: that were on?
Speaker 3: Something?
Speaker 2: Man? Hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 4: Guys?
Speaker 3: You can kill somebody with an Iron Maiden in one
Speaker 3: of the hit Man games.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just playing through it, or I was
Speaker 3: like watching videos of like what are what are these
Speaker 3: things you can do in here? And there's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you could just shove somebody into an Iron Maiden and
Speaker 3: then close the door. That's it's fucking cool. I've been
Speaker 3: I've been like really getting into it mainly because I
Speaker 3: just there's so much to play right now that I'm
Speaker 3: just like I feel like stunt locked wartss, like I
Speaker 3: gotta go backwards. Yeah, I just too much right now.
Speaker 2: That's what's happened to me? I'm completely are you back
Speaker 2: on balders Gate? I haven't even I'm deciding on where
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go. And that's actually one that's always been looming,
Speaker 2: because it is weird that I haven't played it in
Speaker 2: like years. What the it's because like I haven't there's
Speaker 2: been so many patches. Oh, I beat I beat it
Speaker 2: like balls K three right like in twenty twenty three
Speaker 2: when it came out a few times, and then I
Speaker 2: haven't played it since then. Oh, I could have sworn
Speaker 2: you played it like way. I could have sworn you
Speaker 2: both you and Kingston just play that. I just assume
Speaker 2: you guys play that like once a month. Oh no,
Speaker 2: Kingston probably, yeah, me, they're probably playing it right the
Speaker 2: fuck now.
Speaker 3: Probably it's I want to I want to be clear.
Speaker 3: It's eleven thirty two right now, Oh my god, which
Speaker 3: is late for the time that we would normally push
Speaker 3: it to if we all knew we were going to
Speaker 3: be late.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he's like, extras, this is so great. We
Speaker 2: gotta kill him. Yeah, we have to kill him.
Speaker 3: It's just like it's it's really as simple as that.
Speaker 2: At this point, it's time to deactivate him. Yeah, put
Speaker 2: him in a vat of acid.
Speaker 3: We should have left him in Costa Rica realistically, but
Speaker 3: we were just like we were just like, let's let's
Speaker 3: make it. Let's let's try and rebuild him. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: even though it was you know, Lily called us, like
Speaker 3: I said, ecstatic that he was gone finally. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 3: we just we were like we for some reason we
Speaker 3: were like, yeah, but fuck you, Lily, We're gonna we're
Speaker 3: gonna bring him back, make him out of polyurethane and lead,
Speaker 3: you know, the finest things.
Speaker 2: My bad pulling up right now. He can't even like
Speaker 2: notify us correctly.
Speaker 4: Right now.
Speaker 2: Sorry, a little off schedule.
Speaker 4: A little.
Speaker 3: Where you have to build a fucking bed at fucking
Speaker 3: eight am or something. Yeah, this guy whatever, Yeah, he'll
Speaker 3: walk in here and it'll be funny.
Speaker 2: How long have we been recording?
Speaker 3: Twenty three?
Speaker 2: Twenty three minutes? We started like as we were waiting, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is good, this is good.
Speaker 4: This guy this reminds me of a.
Speaker 2: Pot agreed pot agree, that's the one that Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: a that's I know that one and like two others.
Speaker 2: I literally only know blue eyes white. We would always
Speaker 2: say that yeah, but blue as white Dragon, you know
Speaker 2: the I know Zodia and that's it. I didn't know
Speaker 2: that the Dark Magician.
Speaker 3: Oh, dark Magician.
Speaker 2: I remember that he was a little fucker.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I always imagine him as just a black David Blaine.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, dude, yeah, classic David, classic, based some magic.
Speaker 3: What does David Blaine sound like?
Speaker 4: Like this?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: Like really it's the most monotone shit. There was a
Speaker 2: time where Chris because Chris Angel, became obsessed with David Blaine,
Speaker 2: because he was because Chris Angels actually before David Blaine.
Speaker 2: And then uh but then obviously David Blaine's extreme stunts
Speaker 2: blew up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like so Chris Angel, I would have absolutely thought
Speaker 3: the opposite. I would have absolutely thought that David Blaine
Speaker 3: came first and Chris Angel was just a complete rip off.
Speaker 2: So like, well, Chris Angel technically started trying to because
Speaker 2: essentially he didn't get the accolades that he felt he
Speaker 2: deserved because Chris Angel did not blow up right away. Right,
Speaker 2: So David Blaine was doing some real extreme shit and
Speaker 2: and Chris Angel was just doing whatever. Chris Angel finally
Speaker 2: got a show mind free, got a certain point, and
Speaker 2: that's when he started like doing you know, all the
Speaker 2: movie magic type shit, levitating over the luxore or whatever
Speaker 2: the fuck he's doing. But then that was my original
Speaker 2: channel name. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 2: Seeing that thing.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the hell is this because I
Speaker 3: was just like I made so many youtubeccounts back because
Speaker 3: I had I didn't value them at all. It was
Speaker 3: just like, uh, it was like Reddit accounts or something
Speaker 3: like I forgot my password, I'll just make another one, yeah,
Speaker 3: And so like I would just like put my initials
Speaker 3: at the end of whatever I was watching at the
Speaker 3: time of the time. I think I had like a
Speaker 3: I think I had like a There was definitely a
Speaker 3: Seinfeld CM. There was definitely like a Scrubs CM or
Speaker 3: something nice. Yeah, in no sense, I don't know why.
Speaker 3: I was just like I don't feel like thinking. And
Speaker 3: then I made I started making stuff and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh shit, I guess yeah. Sucks. It's a terrible name
Speaker 3: and still there, right, I think it still redirects. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but like I think you can you can rename your
Speaker 3: channel now so you can do like the YouTube dot
Speaker 3: YouTube dot com slash c slash Chris Reagan. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: if you do YouTube dot com slash mindfrea cm it'll
Speaker 3: it'll go to my thing. Hell yeah, dude, Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: fucking stupid. Also, yeah, what is his definition of pulling
Speaker 3: up right now? Definitely not pulling you Like, what the
Speaker 3: hell does that mean to him?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Man's pulling out right now like he's leaving.
Speaker 2: Maybe he meant to say that.
Speaker 3: That would be crazy.
Speaker 2: It must be that. That would be.
Speaker 3: Crazy, dog, that would be insane.
Speaker 2: Man. That reminds me for cards. Wow, you have had
Speaker 2: so many good cards.
Speaker 6: Kingston, so many good U cars name name them black fuck,
Speaker 6: fat gay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I love those cards.
Speaker 4: Dog pussy.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, man, I didn't know anything about these. Uh
Speaker 3: that's a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, as you were.
Speaker 3: I can't even ask you anyday because you don't have
Speaker 3: your mic yet. Anyway, what were you saying or you're
Speaker 3: naming uyo cards that he would like?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you were. You were telling us about you're
Speaker 2: telling us.
Speaker 3: About dog pussy.
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 3: Fat gay?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Fat gay? And uh uh black funck I think
Speaker 2: was one? Yeah that was one of them. Yeah. Interesting,
Speaker 2: fuck yo?
Speaker 4: Interesting?
Speaker 2: Is that even plugged in?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it? Let me make sure? Oh yeah, yes, shout
Speaker 2: all right I'm not checking those out. No, I'm actually
Speaker 2: gonna amplify him by ten dbs.
Speaker 3: It's completely oviscerate.
Speaker 2: How you doing? What happened? Uh?
Speaker 4: Fucking on vacation mode was like, oh, let there and
Speaker 4: it's liked No, he was just eleven my apologies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's all right, it's not but like whatever we got,
Speaker 3: we got questions. I guess we didn't really there's nothing
Speaker 3: really happening, so we didn't really we talked. There was
Speaker 3: the open a eye stuff, do you have anything? Do
Speaker 3: you know anything that I heard?
Speaker 4: Anything happened?
Speaker 3: And Stephen Crowd is back. We talked about that a
Speaker 3: little bit, but yeah, I saw that. Ye.
Speaker 4: Finally, you guys want to talk about the Demon Start
Speaker 4: movie and how much money that should made because it's
Speaker 4: fucking crazy. How much did it the most money movies
Speaker 4: made this year? Yeah, and it's only been out for
Speaker 4: a month.
Speaker 3: I mean that's a while.
Speaker 2: Well, it still makes me upset.
Speaker 4: September, it's the came I came out this month, yea
Speaker 4: three weeks ago and it's October now, so yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: but yeah, a lot of money made. Also the tariffs
Speaker 4: that Trump actually put out for foreign movies, which I
Speaker 4: cannot believe that's a real thing.
Speaker 2: He's just doing whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 4: Crazy.
Speaker 2: But the tariffs. Finally, I was going to try to
Speaker 2: support a ban that I've been a fan of since
Speaker 2: two thousand and four. It's like, oh, they got some
Speaker 2: new merch they're from Germany. And then, uh, the shipping
Speaker 2: was fucking more than the shirt.
Speaker 4: Re least of the same thing she was getting. She
Speaker 4: was getting a fucking some stupid cutesy thing from fucking Europe.
Speaker 4: And she was like, why does the shipping cost so much?
Speaker 4: And I was like, because the terrors are ridiculous, right,
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe it. I was like, ah, sorry, guys,
Speaker 4: I'm literally not giving you a cent anymore.
Speaker 3: Like sorry, fuck you. You hope you lose everything. I mean,
Speaker 3: that is so crazy, man.
Speaker 2: Things could be true.
Speaker 3: They see the Xbox stuff too, or where they're like
Speaker 3: they hiked game the game pass price.
Speaker 2: No, are you serious?
Speaker 3: Guess how much?
Speaker 4: How much?
Speaker 2: By right, guess how much?
Speaker 3: Guess how much a month is?
Speaker 4: How much?
Speaker 3: Is it's thirty thirty now for Basic?
Speaker 2: No? For the Ultimate?
Speaker 4: I Ultimate was already thirty? Was it fifteen?
Speaker 3: It was like, I think twenty one.
Speaker 2: It was probably like in the twenties because the PC
Speaker 2: only was like, it's like eleven bucks or something.
Speaker 4: I only have PC Ultimate for only the well, no,
Speaker 4: I think could.
Speaker 2: Be there's PC Ultimate, but then there's like the one
Speaker 2: that includes your console ship like all them compassing one
Speaker 2: is like twenty something.
Speaker 3: After after they hiked the price of the machine, and
Speaker 3: and there's a thousand dollars. There's that thousand dollars. Fucking
Speaker 3: we read the price of it to lay it live
Speaker 3: on one of the remote episodes like Audible.
Speaker 2: I've peaked id fucking because he the way he said it,
Speaker 2: because he fact we found out live right, And he
Speaker 2: was like, guess how much? And I said, based on
Speaker 2: his tone, it must must be reasonable. And I was thinking, strategically,
Speaker 2: Xbox has to make it really low to just get
Speaker 2: it and maybe maybe even lose some money. And I
Speaker 2: was thinking five. So I was saying, that's a reasonable
Speaker 2: I was thinking.
Speaker 4: Is not reasonable. First of all, it's not reasonable.
Speaker 3: Well for tech, and the it is for the price
Speaker 3: of tech.
Speaker 2: Now, I was hoping it was going to be something
Speaker 2: substantially lower into like they lose money to get everybody
Speaker 2: hooked or something to like try to anyway. I said
Speaker 2: like three hundred or some bullshit, and then he was
Speaker 2: like one thousand dollars. Fucking I couldn't believe he's gonna
Speaker 2: buy that. That's not gonna there's the shit version that's
Speaker 2: what is it?
Speaker 3: Six hundred or six hundred yea.
Speaker 4: And then the thing that's crazy about didn't pass available
Speaker 4: on the Steam Deck also too straight.
Speaker 3: Up, No, you have to do some crazy workarounds that
Speaker 3: don't always work okay for that. So but the thing is,
Speaker 3: it's like, I don't know, man, I would buy a
Speaker 3: portable Xbox if I could play my three sixty games,
Speaker 3: if I could play like the Gears, the Original Gears
Speaker 3: trilogy and all the all the backwards combatible stuff I have,
Speaker 3: But like, it doesn't do it. It doesn't do that.
Speaker 3: It just does the stuff that's play anywhere or the
Speaker 3: stuff that's on game pass already. So I don't need that.
Speaker 2: And at all the people that wanted to do that
Speaker 2: with portable, they already bought a Steam Deck or they
Speaker 2: have a fucking switch or something like Xbox is too
Speaker 2: fucking late.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they've been done for a while.
Speaker 4: They have they've been smoldering since like this consoles came
Speaker 4: out effective, well not smoldering, but it's been like you
Speaker 4: know what.
Speaker 3: The metal Activision really did it when they bought Activision.
Speaker 2: They fucked themselves.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they paid with so much money for that.
Speaker 3: Because they paid so much money. And now like before,
Speaker 3: like Xbox used to be this kind of like secondary,
Speaker 3: like not even secondary maybe like tertiary, Microsoft didn't care
Speaker 3: about it. It was like this secondary thing that like
Speaker 3: Xbox carried, Xbox carred about Xbox, but like Microsoft was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you do your own. Yeah, you're making you're making money.
Speaker 3: Like we make literally all of this in like a
Speaker 3: second with like Windows and everything else.
Speaker 4: Is that Windows has fallen out of favorite sism too
Speaker 4: as well. It's still the most.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter though, because they they already they've already made
Speaker 2: the money they gets made call duty being like cold,
Speaker 2: nobody looks cald do it anymore.
Speaker 3: It's like they make a lot of money nobody gives because.
Speaker 4: The thing is that like the OS's are the thing
Speaker 4: of everybody you have to have though as effectively, yeah,
Speaker 4: no one has Linux anymore. But the thing they made
Speaker 4: the most money off from what I always thought was
Speaker 4: the sweet before because it made because you had to
Speaker 4: have it from the office. Yeah, for sure, for just
Speaker 4: like school. But people don't use it anymore. People use
Speaker 4: Google drivers like that, like you be like use this,
Speaker 4: they use Google they like use this.
Speaker 2: Do not use get a outlook anymore?
Speaker 4: Like don't people that you do work in business proper
Speaker 4: they still use it called not office? What is the
Speaker 4: the spreadsheet version of excel. Excel is like a fucking
Speaker 4: staple and everything. Unfortunately, Lily has the excels still even
Speaker 4: though she's like a fucking actual worker, so like that
Speaker 4: is still like fundamental, but like it's not as pop.
Speaker 4: Like word is not what it used to be. People
Speaker 4: don't use office the way it used to be in general,
Speaker 4: And it's like that's fucking I use word.
Speaker 2: I have it.
Speaker 4: I have it only because Lily's dad works in tech
Speaker 4: and he gave me a version of the most recent suite.
Speaker 4: But it's like that's the reason.
Speaker 3: Why I have word. I just like I just have
Speaker 3: no reason to use it.
Speaker 4: It's no, it's no better than anything else to me.
Speaker 4: I'm more used to it.
Speaker 3: I would rather like I would rather pay for like
Speaker 3: Celtics or something or like like the script the script
Speaker 3: writing stuff for the script formats, but like I don't,
Speaker 3: I don't Google Drive is or Google driveing to Google
Speaker 3: Docs is fine, does the same, like it doesn't. It
Speaker 3: does more or less what I needed to do exactly.
Speaker 4: And it's just straight up free, like as a straight
Speaker 4: up being a free services and say it is free.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 4: I mean I feel like they lie about how much
Speaker 4: space to use the Google Drive sometimes, but no, great, because.
Speaker 3: There's elements that sucks. I'm like, I hate how poorly,
Speaker 3: like you can't really organize things well on Google Docs
Speaker 3: and like Google Drive it is.
Speaker 2: That's what's weird about Drive issues.
Speaker 4: And it's like formatting, I say, like just the way
Speaker 4: it's laid out. It's just like this.
Speaker 3: There's certain days so horribly where I'm like, I can't
Speaker 3: why can't I The fact that you can't make folders
Speaker 3: in docs is crazy to me.
Speaker 4: Like why the fuck there? You can't make folds?
Speaker 3: You can make it in Drive, But I don't always
Speaker 3: have to go to Drive, Like going to Drive to
Speaker 3: go to docks is like going to It's like going
Speaker 3: to Yahoo to type in Google you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like why would I do that? So every time I
Speaker 3: go into my Google Docs, I'm like, it's just it's
Speaker 3: just everything that I've been working on. It's it's like,
Speaker 3: give me folders, like let me put this in like
Speaker 3: the later, you know what I mean? Yeah, but I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: Every when they bought micro, when they bought Activision, suddenly
Speaker 3: they were like, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 2: What's this? What are you doing here?
Speaker 4: That that was everything, dude. Now we care whenever. Whenever
Speaker 4: they're allowed to just do what they want, we get
Speaker 4: the best versus of ship Man. Number one was Star
Speaker 4: Wars and or Bro and was not supposed to be
Speaker 4: what it was. It was less to be Academy Award winning.
Speaker 3: But now that yeah, exactly, you gotta you gotta Adam Skywalker.
Speaker 3: Now that's Spider Verse.
Speaker 4: You got Adam Skywalker.
Speaker 3: That's Spider Verse as well.
Speaker 4: That's what happened the first Spider Verse.
Speaker 3: They were like, nobody's gonna give a shit about a
Speaker 3: Spider Man animated movie. Do whatever you want, and it
Speaker 3: was great. And then the.
Speaker 2: Second one, and there were and then the second one
Speaker 2: was also I think it's better. The second's not as good.
Speaker 4: I disagree. I think it's better. In every way. It's
Speaker 4: not as concise. Other than that it's at you can.
Speaker 3: Tell that they were like, do more of what you did?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think it's a better movie. You don't.
Speaker 3: Actually, no, it's not done, dude.
Speaker 4: That yes it is. It's a chapter. It's a chapter,
Speaker 4: and I think it's clearly done. Okay, that's what I explained.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 3: It's not unfinished in the way that like Empire strikes back,
Speaker 3: it's actively like it it it's different.
Speaker 4: I think it stops on a cliffhanger. But I think
Speaker 4: that's how.
Speaker 3: Like an egregious cliss that's how books work too. Literally, Okay, cool,
Speaker 3: I'm not watching a book, but it's a story being told.
Speaker 3: It's I don't know. I think that argument doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3: It's like, I get, I give what you mean that
Speaker 3: the resolution isn't there. We haven't resolved the overarching story
Speaker 3: of the entire narrative because it's not as concise.
Speaker 4: I agree that.
Speaker 3: I think the only character with an arc and that
Speaker 3: in that movie is Gwen probably.
Speaker 4: And Miles literally, yes, he is.
Speaker 3: He's literally done with his art. He's about to have
Speaker 3: an arc.
Speaker 4: He that's he has a mini arc within that whole
Speaker 4: entire movie where he gets he gained his confidence.
Speaker 3: And we've already conceded that it's a mini arc.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, because the overarching film is not done. That's
Speaker 4: not doesn't make sense. In the first movie, he accepted
Speaker 4: becoming Spider Man, and this one he knows that who
Speaker 4: he is is the one that can conquer this problem.
Speaker 4: And now he's on his way to conquer the problem.
Speaker 4: That's Did you see this?
Speaker 2: It has crowded me, he prodded, live action crowded.
Speaker 4: No, he just like, well, you're a trans person, Like,
Speaker 4: what are you doing here? You, Steven?
Speaker 2: Is your mind changed?
Speaker 3: Did you know that you're trans?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 4: Like even you justs a woman more than I do.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's what people need to do. Like
Speaker 2: if they're gonna do, go to those change my mind
Speaker 2: things like print out those large posters of him like
Speaker 2: fucking cross dressing like all the time. Just start, like really,
Speaker 2: put a video rolling you are you are gay? Believe
Speaker 2: you are actually home? Change my mind. You I have
Speaker 2: no problem with homosexuality, and you've done infinitely gayer stuff
Speaker 2: than I've ever done. I'm like, you have dressed in
Speaker 2: women's clothing multiple times I've seen you kiss a guy
Speaker 2: named not gay Jared. I've seen that. I've seen it
Speaker 2: not gay Jared as he probably likely gay due probably
Speaker 2: extremely gay, and he extremely unnerveed after he got fired
Speaker 2: from Crowder or whatever then happened. It was under an
Speaker 2: NDA was saying that crowded would just show us balls
Speaker 2: to everybody on the work set. I don't have any
Speaker 2: friends like that that are like whipping bagage.
Speaker 4: I literally was talking to one of my friends. They
Speaker 4: were like, have you not seen any of your friends dicks?
Speaker 4: And I was like, no, I don't think I would.
Speaker 4: I have seen my friends dicks for what for what reason?
Speaker 2: I've seen even but like I don't talk to any
Speaker 2: of those people.
Speaker 4: Well, and those people were weird back in like when
Speaker 4: I was like when I was like when I was
Speaker 4: playing sports in the locker room, you see a penis,
Speaker 4: but I'm not like actively looking for dick, like, hey,
Speaker 4: but show me a dick.
Speaker 2: No, there was the difference. There was people. There were
Speaker 2: some people who were like actively naked, and then there
Speaker 2: was just people changing. And those people weren't like it's
Speaker 2: like the old old old people in gyms, they're like
Speaker 2: just they're naked and they're not. I'm like, dude, will
Speaker 2: you just get dressed, Like I don't care if you're
Speaker 2: naked for a few seconds because you're just you took
Speaker 2: your towel off and then you're putting your underwear on.
Speaker 2: But these motherfuckers will just take their tall towel off
Speaker 2: and be I'm like, bro, what are you doing? And
Speaker 2: there was some people like that, and I unfortunately, I
Speaker 2: don't know any people. I say unfortunately, like as if
Speaker 2: I might.
Speaker 4: Have a hard dick in the middle of the gym
Speaker 4: just standing like right by the door, like right by
Speaker 4: the door, like like there's no way you can enter
Speaker 4: the room without.
Speaker 2: If you're security, how do you deal with that because
Speaker 2: you don't want to like touch that guy you put
Speaker 2: your keys on it.
Speaker 4: I always think about that.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, that's yeah. I've been despised with
Speaker 3: friends and I haven't you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 3: don't I don't go out of my way. I feel
Speaker 3: like you have to go out of your way. You
Speaker 3: kind of have to like to try to see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 4: The guy that's really weird about male nudity. It's like whatever,
Speaker 4: it's a penis. I have a penis. That penis is
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 2: I swear to God, I don't think you do swear whatever.
Speaker 3: We we didn't invest in that programmed.
Speaker 4: Think you had one, but I have one.
Speaker 2: I can feel it. I can feel it.
Speaker 3: Phantom the ability to be able to feel it and
Speaker 3: move it.
Speaker 2: Like we did a good job.
Speaker 4: But I don't know that's whatever. I'm more weird about
Speaker 4: female unity, honestly, if I'm if I'm being honest, but
Speaker 4: that's also stupid.
Speaker 3: Female nudity fairly registered to me, is even real nudity? Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I just say it does, but it doesn't.
Speaker 3: But you're not really seeing anything ever. You gotta be
Speaker 3: like up in there to see anything. What do you
Speaker 3: mean it's aren't real nudity to.
Speaker 4: Me, they're not. They really shouldn't be, but they're like
Speaker 4: it doesn't register. Well, it's the reaction from other people
Speaker 4: when tit's are out is what makes me uncomfortable, because
Speaker 4: like because I'm because unfortunately dudes are weird, So like
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna freaking out somebody seeing tits, but someone
Speaker 4: else could go fucking complete and that person's in danger now,
Speaker 4: And it's like, what are you saying? Because people I
Speaker 4: feel like people are a lot of people are I
Speaker 4: don't know, you.
Speaker 3: Mean, like people like cheer or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cheer sex nuts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like because I know that's not what happens.
Speaker 3: People take their top off and cheered, like like people
Speaker 3: just cheer because it's just like yeah whatever.
Speaker 4: Usually I did not that's what happens. But I just
Speaker 4: get scared for the wom because I'm like, yo.
Speaker 3: It just depends on you don't know, when you're scared
Speaker 3: that you understand that, like because you've seen that you're
Speaker 3: gonna kill her now, because that's what you're trying to do,
Speaker 3: and it like it like scares you a little bit,
Speaker 3: and that's within you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well there's a darkness that doors with all of
Speaker 4: us that's kind of frightening.
Speaker 2: But I don't know about that one. But I don't
Speaker 2: have that. Man. Yeah, I saw I saw a crazy
Speaker 2: chick head banging like uh th up the street from me.
Speaker 2: I was almost home, and then her tits fell out
Speaker 2: and she was just like and I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, that's fucking insaid. But like it's one of
Speaker 2: those things where you're like, oh, I understand she's insane,
Speaker 2: and so it's not as it's not a nice thing.
Speaker 2: I wasn't quick enough because I wanted to share it
Speaker 2: with you guys. You know you don't have to shay that. Well, no,
Speaker 2: you would have. You would if you saw what I saw,
Speaker 2: you would have enjoyed it. But like I wouldn't post it.
Speaker 2: Obviously hits and ship, but I wanted to show my
Speaker 2: peers when I've experienced wasn't quick And I don't think
Speaker 2: the guy with the big balls exactly that everything thinks
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 4: Iout that I was really cold sweat his phone in
Speaker 4: like trying to take a picture that he damages.
Speaker 2: I feel like I need to go to one of
Speaker 2: those police sketch artists to really describe what I saw,
Speaker 2: because that's why I'm upset. Like use the AI you
Speaker 2: could use I guess I can use that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can do that. And I have not put
Speaker 4: a AI at all. I have done anything AI worthy
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 3: Okay entirely, I haven't done anything any generative AI.
Speaker 2: I've done some stuff for it for like a bit
Speaker 2: like uh, for example, like I was whenever I feel
Speaker 2: like something needs like I want this to look as
Speaker 2: stupid as possible, then it's like, oh, this is perfect,
Speaker 2: Like I think the last thumbnail, maybe I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I was just gonna photoshop a
Speaker 2: just a bottle of tile on Trump's head. And I
Speaker 2: was like, wait, no, how would AI do this? And
Speaker 2: it did it so shady. I was like, this is perfect.
Speaker 2: It like shoved half of his face like a bottle
Speaker 2: on half his head. And then the words, some of
Speaker 2: the words were wrong.
Speaker 3: Like extra.
Speaker 4: I was like, this is beautiful. This is exactly what
Speaker 4: I needed to bend.
Speaker 2: Yet yeah, code of.
Speaker 3: Honor anyway, the but yeah, so I don't know what
Speaker 3: we're talking about some gex oh yeah Spider verse. That
Speaker 3: was big and and now they care and so the
Speaker 3: next movie. The next movie wasay, that's why I got delayed,
Speaker 3: and that's why the movie afterwards was just like I
Speaker 3: felt like it was like over animated to a degree
Speaker 3: where it's just like okay, like we're clearly they're clearly
Speaker 3: doubling down on like everything they were doing. It's like fine,
Speaker 3: it's good, but like I don't think it's a strong
Speaker 3: of a movie.
Speaker 4: I think I think like if you're going to.
Speaker 3: Think it happens all the time when whenever, like structure.
Speaker 2: Wise, the first one is better structured. I would give that, yeah,
Speaker 2: because it's a self contained movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 3: The Uh yeah, that's pretty much it. I don't think
Speaker 3: anything else has happened. We can move on to questions.
Speaker 4: I guess something must have happened, not anything.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure there was like a shooting, of.
Speaker 4: Course, but there's something funny happened. I could have some
Speaker 4: hilarious Yeah. I just said, do you gonya talk about
Speaker 4: bad Bunny being at the super Bowl?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Because I mean, what what is it a talk about?
Speaker 4: It's pretty cool? We're Puerto Ricans. What do you mean
Speaker 4: we're supposed to care about that.
Speaker 3: I feel like we've had perto Ricans at the super Bowl.
Speaker 4: Before, not headlining it never really solo headlining it never.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess Jlo was with Shakira, but she's you know,
Speaker 4: she's j Lo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean that counts.
Speaker 4: I guess she. Jlo's not there for her Jlo's not
Speaker 4: famous for her unbelievable musical controversions.
Speaker 3: Is she not?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: What's you famous for.
Speaker 3: Being a shit?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Being like a fucking attractive woman effectively.
Speaker 2: Got some good songs? Is that not? Why Bad Bunnies
Speaker 2: four Waiting for Tonight. Okay, my love don't costa thing? Uh, okay, okay, Genia, Okay,
Speaker 2: I got, I got, I know, there's one more on
Speaker 2: the floor. How's that going? Don't know.
Speaker 3: I think it's a real song.
Speaker 4: So I don't know the song. But like I like
Speaker 4: Jal more than I. I'm from the same place she's from,
Speaker 4: like quite literally the block, the same part of the Bronx.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here's but here's my thing.
Speaker 2: Even though I even though I don't know very many,
Speaker 2: I feel like so I know, like say, for example, uh, Shakira,
Speaker 2: I probably know like two of her songs, but she's
Speaker 2: way more iconic than Jayla, you know what I'm saying. So,
Speaker 2: like this is also a bad example.
Speaker 4: I think I think, like I know, I know a
Speaker 4: decent amount of songs from both of them. But that's
Speaker 4: simply because of the fact that I, like, my grandma
Speaker 4: is who she is, you know. So it's like I
Speaker 4: fucking hear their music all the time, and my my
Speaker 4: off front hispanic. Also, the reason why.
Speaker 2: Do you remember Shakira being this was she was at
Speaker 2: the v M as like in the early two thousands
Speaker 2: when when that that song came out the the the
Speaker 2: English version whenever wherever, and like she did a crowd
Speaker 2: surf and I was like, Oh, those lucky motherfuckers. You know,
Speaker 2: she's always like gyrating her hips and her ass and stuff.
Speaker 2: He's not moving. I thought were gonna remove her cheeks. Crazy.
Speaker 4: She gets past the front probably god an area that's only.
Speaker 2: People clearly designated.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like she's definitely not going into the deeper women
Speaker 4: fantasy exact.
Speaker 3: Women are not crowdsurfing with strangers. I feel's smart people.
Speaker 2: Not smart ones. Yeah, that's so dangerous. Don't do that.
Speaker 4: Don't do that.
Speaker 2: Female listeners all, if you're that popular and famous, especially
Speaker 2: for like gyrating your hips and ship, like, that's no.
Speaker 4: Just never croudsurf. In general. I feel like CrowdSurf probably
Speaker 4: is like for pharals, like if one pharas there, your
Speaker 4: it's throw he's grab thro yanching down and then a
Speaker 4: skeleton's gonna pop it out.
Speaker 2: I would go crowdsurfing if I was like, if I
Speaker 2: had like a suit there was like cactus textured.
Speaker 4: That's crazy, or you were a minute with a belt
Speaker 4: of grenades on you and then people.
Speaker 3: Just blathered in grease and.
Speaker 2: Oil see that's fun. That'd be insane because that's just
Speaker 2: around to everybody is like whoa, whoa, Like I think
Speaker 2: that's funny, that's fun. It's it's the people that are
Speaker 2: too heavy that do it, people who dive too hard,
Speaker 2: like Roger was the name of guy Dave Bloods crowdsurfing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he was saying he was going to
Speaker 2: CrowdSurf on his last tour date, but then he like
Speaker 2: canceled his tours. He's dying probably he's actually, dude, he's
Speaker 2: working out hard. It's crazy, like he's sucking. He's still massive,
Speaker 2: but he's significantly smaller compared to him. Yeah, I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure because they're like, you're gonna die like in a month,
Speaker 2: and he's he's probably early scene. That would be so
Speaker 2: if he was, if he was a tea, his parents,
Speaker 2: if he was a minor, I would what do you
Speaker 2: think they're dead?
Speaker 3: They're clearly gone.
Speaker 2: They were.
Speaker 3: You don't get to that size at sixteen just with food.
Speaker 3: If there were three times. Yeah, he actually Like if
Speaker 3: you look at his parents, he lucked out really like
Speaker 3: it's like me with height, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like it's crazy that I'm actually as tall as
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 2: What is the heaviest person alive that has ever happened
Speaker 2: let's say.
Speaker 3: That has ever happened. Yeah, he's the heaviest person that
Speaker 3: I like that. That phrasing is perfect, but uh yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know that's really it. We can move on
Speaker 3: to question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can do that.
Speaker 4: I'm happy that bad Bunnies come bro. It makes me happy.
Speaker 4: I don't think I would have chose a Latin American
Speaker 4: artists my defletch, my immediate reflects, because he's not like
Speaker 4: he doesn't have English songs. Really yeah, But at the
Speaker 4: same time, it's like he's like one of the most
Speaker 4: popular artists every I think it's fine chose him so clearly,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 3: I think you know what it is for me. I
Speaker 3: just don't. I've never, truly, never in my life, giving
Speaker 3: a fuck about the Super Bowl at all, even the
Speaker 3: halftime shows, like when they had the Kendrick when I
Speaker 3: was like, I don't care about this at all, even slightly.
Speaker 3: I mean it was it was good for like a
Speaker 3: couple of memes. That was fun.
Speaker 2: That was a funny. That was a monumental moment of
Speaker 2: having a disc track being in the super Bowl like that,
Speaker 2: like that. Sure, the historical significants it hip hop is
Speaker 2: pretty that was pretty cool.
Speaker 4: But there's three that are like particularly like the ones
Speaker 4: you stand on was obviously Michaels. That's probably the best
Speaker 4: one of all time. Then there's Whitney's, which is unbelievable,
Speaker 4: and then there is what you call. Then there's probably Kendricks,
Speaker 4: and there's Janet.
Speaker 2: And j tent for being for being you know, I
Speaker 2: was thinking so mundane because like, yeah, even at the
Speaker 2: time I was just when I first saw it, I
Speaker 2: was like, it was.
Speaker 4: So watching it live and I don't know, I didn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't. I didn't see it.
Speaker 3: Ask anybody that was watching it live.
Speaker 2: It was so quick you didn't really even notice. You
Speaker 2: saw the metal thing on her, but like I didn't
Speaker 2: really notice her nipple because it was so fast when
Speaker 2: she covered you had to see it in retrospect to
Speaker 2: really see her like full breast. So like everyone was
Speaker 2: kind of like, oh, was that supposed to happen? It
Speaker 2: was weird, and then it got blown into this thing
Speaker 2: that like didn't act what it wasn't in real time.
Speaker 2: It was fucking stupid.
Speaker 4: I remember I was watching it life for some reason.
Speaker 4: I remember why we were watching it, like my uncle
Speaker 4: was in love of Janitiz or whatever.
Speaker 2: It was just like almost right there.
Speaker 4: I'm right and I'm right next to him trying to watch.
Speaker 4: It's not paying attention. But I watched it live and
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't remember. I don't really. I saw.
Speaker 4: I saw the silver metal lining of the thing come out,
Speaker 4: and I was like.
Speaker 2: Yo, it looked like a sun, like tribal sun or something.
Speaker 4: I don't like. I don't like, uh some whatever you
Speaker 4: said that, like.
Speaker 2: Some tribal sun thing.
Speaker 4: But I was like, oh, cool, that looks interesting. And
Speaker 4: then it cut off and I was like excuse me,
Speaker 4: and everybody's like you saw her titty? And I was like,
Speaker 4: did I did it?
Speaker 7: It was?
Speaker 2: It was too quick, man.
Speaker 3: It was over twenty years before the internet, so you could.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, you could, it wouldn't you had to.
Speaker 3: I mean I guess you had TVO probably you.
Speaker 2: Can look it up now. But and then the footage sucks.
Speaker 3: It's my memory of when TVO appeared and when it
Speaker 3: actually appeared. It is so fucked m because like I
Speaker 3: could have sworn, like when I was a kid, it
Speaker 3: was like two thousand and five or something.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I have no but it was like ninety nine, two thousand, Okay,
Speaker 3: that's crazy to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah TiVo remember that before he had the the direct
Speaker 2: TV had their own version afterwards, but the TV was
Speaker 2: like the was the standard at first.
Speaker 4: I remember, I remember my grandmother recordings on on TVO
Speaker 4: and I put dragon Ball over.
Speaker 3: It because that, it is my point, that's that is crazy.
Speaker 2: I would kill you, you stupid kid. You're not even
Speaker 2: paying for this.
Speaker 3: Taped over our wedding video was fucking one piece.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even a good episode. Better I've done that
Speaker 2: because after you can you know there was a way
Speaker 2: to record over official movies. Yeah, yeah, I know. I
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck about these movies anymore, so I
Speaker 2: would start like recording over shit. I'm like, god, man
Speaker 2: should have done that. Yeah, it's over dumb home movie
Speaker 2: type type stuff.
Speaker 4: And I don't even have those movies. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't have any read I have some somewhere, like
Speaker 3: my parents have somebody.
Speaker 4: I have like photo albums, like big photo albums, but
Speaker 4: like I don't even know where. They don't even know
Speaker 4: if they made it from the Bronx upstate. I missed
Speaker 4: that stage, and I don't know where the fuck. I'm
Speaker 4: not a person that I've never been like taking a
Speaker 4: picture person. I'm more like enjoying the moment. But as
Speaker 4: I got older, it's it's kind of important to take pictures.
Speaker 2: That was a big picture.
Speaker 4: You forget a lot, Yeah, you forget people's.
Speaker 2: Faking the bitch ass geek squad. A factory reset my
Speaker 2: computer when it was I had an issues and I'm
Speaker 2: like hard external heart drives were not popular. A forty
Speaker 2: gig one was like one hundred bucks or something like that.
Speaker 2: It was crazy. This was in two thousand and four,
Speaker 2: so nobody no one had external hard drive yet because
Speaker 2: floppy disc were still around. Actually that's crazy. And uh,
Speaker 2: they just deleted my ship because they're like, oh you'r
Speaker 2: shit's fucked up. And then I was like, why didn't
Speaker 2: you like warn me? I would have tried to take
Speaker 2: I had like at least four thousand pictures, like crazy,
Speaker 2: and like my brain doesn't remember. It only remembers like
Speaker 2: a handful that we're on the fucking computer.
Speaker 4: Was like, thanks guy, That's why I looked at my
Speaker 4: phone gall and I see me and little all the
Speaker 4: pictures we have together that are so cute, and then
Speaker 4: I looked through mine and it's just like racism, ridiculous pornography,
Speaker 4: that ridiculous point it's not even like regular, it's not
Speaker 4: even porn. You beat off to his pointy, like what
Speaker 4: the who's gonna die first?
Speaker 3: I still think about that fucking little guy, the little
Speaker 3: guy coming on the crawling on the bed with two women,
Speaker 3: that ships, that ship. That is one of the craziest.
Speaker 2: Yes, that ear.
Speaker 3: That was one of the first things I think I'd
Speaker 3: ever seen.
Speaker 4: Oh so you were just blind until blind and maybe
Speaker 4: a day or two before that.
Speaker 2: That video of the of the.
Speaker 3: The guy who I think is no exaggeration, maybe one
Speaker 3: foot two.
Speaker 4: I think he's probably two one max. Like that, Like
Speaker 4: that is that is? That's a high ball?
Speaker 2: Real? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like that's like I'm six foot.
Speaker 4: Do you think do you think he'd be an asshole
Speaker 4: if you were very tall?
Speaker 3: What do you mean very tall?
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you were like like you think he'd be
Speaker 4: an asshole?
Speaker 2: I don't think so, really, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't think you'd be. I don't think you'd be.
Speaker 4: I don't think I know a lot of people that
Speaker 4: if they were shorter, they wouldn't be as much of
Speaker 4: a dick as they are.
Speaker 2: Do you think so?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I know quite a few people. There's probably my cousin.
Speaker 4: If he was sure, he wouldn't be much an asshole
Speaker 4: he was. He's like six four, what is he like?
Speaker 2: He's somebody who he revels in his in his in
Speaker 2: his height.
Speaker 4: His hight. But his height definitely is allowed him a
Speaker 4: lot of benefits. Like he's clearly like the kid that
Speaker 4: was like, oh you're you're tall. You got some benefits
Speaker 4: of being tall. That's a lot of people do get like.
Speaker 3: Think I'm probably more chilled. I could probably be more
Speaker 3: chill honestly.
Speaker 4: Maybe, yeah, because wouldn't have to have the vigor of
Speaker 4: being small and hurting people your words. You have to
Speaker 4: you have to like you have to like you know,
Speaker 4: like I don't got to worry. We're not gonna I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna be target number one.
Speaker 2: He gotta be like Bagel boss. Remember that guy, Oh
Speaker 2: I remember that that I was cool man.
Speaker 4: He's dead now, that's the guy that was like he
Speaker 4: actually died.
Speaker 2: He got a guy he got like he got like yeah,
Speaker 2: he like he didn't get slapped. Was that what happened
Speaker 2: to him? I remember he got bullied in Bagel shot,
Speaker 2: but I don't remember I don't actually die.
Speaker 3: He actually did die. He was actually currently dead as
Speaker 3: far as I understand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember him being in the hospital, but I
Speaker 2: don't remember him A way to go. Yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 2: that's your legacy. Got picked up by a pigeon. I
Speaker 2: can't name bagel Bagel Boss. Yeah, Bagel Boss.
Speaker 3: Like that's a place, that's it's an actual guy.
Speaker 2: Now did Bagel Boss come? Oh? It was the place
Speaker 2: called Bagel Boss. Maybe. Uh.
Speaker 3: He had a stroke and was hospitalized in November of
Speaker 3: twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: Organ what a very basic name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I remember. Is he dead, Chris Morgan?
Speaker 3: I guess I actually I remember him. I remember him
Speaker 3: being dead, but like maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's maybe I imagined. Maybe maybe I wished it
Speaker 2: so badly.
Speaker 3: I wish.
Speaker 4: I wished death on people more than the most most
Speaker 4: most human beings.
Speaker 2: But like do you think so?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually feel like a lot of people do it.
Speaker 2: I wished yeah, like a spider Man style.
Speaker 4: I have prayed in the church. I pray like I've
Speaker 4: prayed for people's crazy. I let the Puerto Rican light
Speaker 4: the white candles on it and prayed for someone's death.
Speaker 3: That's definitely more than most people I've ever done that,
Speaker 3: because there's definitely people in traving. You were like, I
Speaker 3: hope that guy does yes, and they really mean it
Speaker 3: in that situation. Okay, you're right, you'll fade for after
Speaker 3: like a minute, but like you mean it in that moment.
Speaker 4: You're absolutely right. I have like cut my hands open,
Speaker 4: wipe blood on a canvas. You have not, and then
Speaker 4: drip oil on my forehead and wish for death.
Speaker 3: Okay, as it works anyway, we're gonna move on to
Speaker 3: Actually I think it has literally thinks anyway.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the snark Tank podcast. I guess.
Speaker 4: Uh, the Lord listens, man, the Lord provides, the Lord,
Speaker 4: the Lord convert, the.
Speaker 3: Lord provides, and the do divides. The uh, I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: Patroonic concess of snark Tank over there asking us questions
Speaker 3: thrown off a little bit today.
Speaker 2: But my little Vader shirt, little Halloween Vader shirt, No,
Speaker 2: I think it sucks. Actually the worst possible response. Yeah,
Speaker 2: by the way, whatever you think you would ever.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, genocidal mania what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so why are you disrespecting a genocidal maniac?
Speaker 4: I like that Madimus America.
Speaker 3: You should go out trick treating as that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's your shirt. Well, explain how that would work.
Speaker 3: So you'd build a big shirt, big version of that shirt,
Speaker 3: wear it over that shirt, and then you'd be the shirt,
Speaker 3: and then people ask you, what are you following you?
Speaker 2: I'm this shirt.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you pull this. You pull your costume up
Speaker 3: like I'm this shirt, and then that'll be. That'll be
Speaker 3: you'll get a candy.
Speaker 4: Well, unload the rifle onto my gut. If I do.
Speaker 3: You're too old to trick or treat?
Speaker 4: Yes, when's the last time you did you get treated?
Speaker 4: I was too old.
Speaker 2: I was not.
Speaker 3: I wasn't in my twenties. I was like, when the
Speaker 3: fuck did I go?
Speaker 2: I was told the last time? I I think I was.
Speaker 2: I think I was like twenty.
Speaker 4: One or twenty Jesus, you can get away with it,
Speaker 4: right if you go with like little kids.
Speaker 3: You go with kids, if you can find some randomtiled
Speaker 3: and follow him around, maybe come here, Hey kid, here's ten.
Speaker 2: But I got something for you. I got something.
Speaker 3: Come here, follow me now.
Speaker 4: I'm your uncle for competing with you, and it's like
Speaker 4: a fucking stark white child.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean that's possible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all my pictures at my house are none of
Speaker 4: them are black. Well, I have one picture of a
Speaker 4: black child mouse that's my niece. But like, other than that,
Speaker 4: they're just my fucking But does it just pay celebrities
Speaker 4: or pale Lass my fucking pale Lass fucking nephews.
Speaker 3: Anyway, the unfortunate. I think I was maybe honestly, like
Speaker 3: maybe seventeen. I was like seventeen six, seventeen eighteen, maybe.
Speaker 4: For sure.
Speaker 3: And I think I just didn't have I honestly like
Speaker 3: I would have. I would have kept going for many years.
Speaker 3: I just didn't have ideas or people stopped doing it.
Speaker 3: It was more about like the Halloween party at that point,
Speaker 3: it was just like, oh, well this is this is
Speaker 3: better post.
Speaker 4: Post high schools Halloween parties.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm an adult. I can I can just get
Speaker 2: ten dollars and buy a shitload of candy. You know.
Speaker 2: That's also the thing too, or like you took a treaty,
Speaker 2: you would go to get free candy, and I'm not
Speaker 2: that Like, I'm not that stingy.
Speaker 3: No, maybe I know because you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: because me and Gabby went in the city and I
Speaker 3: was Martin McFly and she was eleven. I think from
Speaker 3: a stranger things.
Speaker 4: Were you guys more or less hanging out throughout the city.
Speaker 3: Yeah, get we were kind of I guess we were
Speaker 3: just kind of out in the city.
Speaker 4: Trigg Trade in New York City is fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: It is a different I fucking I It's the reason
Speaker 3: I love Halloween so much. I think it was so
Speaker 3: crazy over there. You see the crazy, you see real
Speaker 3: ass cosplay. Like I still will never forget, Like I've
Speaker 3: told this story on the podcast many times, but I
Speaker 3: still I want to read. I want to make sure
Speaker 3: I never forget it. Gabby revers the two because she
Speaker 3: saw it. It was two am and I was I was
Speaker 3: staying over in her dorm and I woke up for
Speaker 3: some reason because I think people were arguing outside, and
Speaker 3: I looked outside and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: it's been a while, so for people arguing outside, I
Speaker 3: love it. So I looked outside and it was a
Speaker 3: guy on still to dress as a waffle our dealing
Speaker 3: with a clown outside of a fucking I don't know,
Speaker 3: like a seven eleven or like a bodega or something,
Speaker 3: and it was allowed and heated, and I just remember
Speaker 3: being like, this is such a sight man because he's
Speaker 3: leaning over he's lurching over him on the stilts.
Speaker 2: It was so crazy hitting them with the hurricane kicks,
Speaker 2: you know. The Tatsuya somewhere with a still was crazy.
Speaker 2: Halloween in the city is awesome.
Speaker 4: I went trigger treating from the Bronx once. I was
Speaker 4: that scary. I was. It was the Bronx because a
Speaker 4: lot of people.
Speaker 3: Are like, im dress is a criminal. I'm gonna mug you.
Speaker 4: I went from the Bronx to Harlem's Manhattan. I went
Speaker 4: the Bronx. COLEMs like up and I stopped over by
Speaker 4: That's all a long walk. I stopped over by House Kitchen.
Speaker 4: House Kitchen is crazy Halloween because the devil's really out there.
Speaker 3: Well probably probably back then. Now it's probably chill. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't even know if es actually now it might
Speaker 3: be back to being ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because because the economy is falling feverishly impacted.
Speaker 2: We got a Muslim that's gonna be mayor. That's why.
Speaker 4: But what about it, he's not the mayor though, but present.
Speaker 2: Kitchen.
Speaker 3: That's my favorite genre of posts. Whenever I see like
Speaker 3: this is this is Biden's America or whatever, and it's
Speaker 3: like literally footage of what's happening currently, you know, under
Speaker 3: like their administration. It's I love it. It's so crazy.
Speaker 4: You could imagine, imagine, imagine loving a politician so much
Speaker 4: that they could bust in your face and you would
Speaker 4: be like, thank you, Like imagine that being like, thank
Speaker 4: you so much.
Speaker 3: It's creepy, man.
Speaker 4: We're making everything terrible. This is what happens when I
Speaker 4: don't worship.
Speaker 3: It's what happens when people like It always blows my
Speaker 3: mind when people like they you know, somebody who's like
Speaker 3: an atheist at like twenty and then they're like a
Speaker 3: hardcore Christian now and it's like you you just didn't
Speaker 3: you never thought at all about anything?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Crowd, He fought the crowd.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were like a complete follower. And he's like,
Speaker 3: that's the only people who.
Speaker 4: On one of my closest friends went from being a
Speaker 4: staunch atheist like worse than Chris.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, worse. I wasn't really that bad.
Speaker 4: You were you were atheists, but you weren't like you
Speaker 4: weren't like I just didn't really atheists. You weren't like
Speaker 4: this is also stupid, like an activist.
Speaker 3: No. I just thought it was dumb and I just
Speaker 3: didn't like to be told what to do. He would
Speaker 3: he would. He would argue at like at at dinners
Speaker 3: and stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like we'd all be around, he'd argue dinner. Yeah,
Speaker 4: him and Jalen. Remember him and Jalen going back and
Speaker 4: forth all the time, And I'm like, dude, I was
Speaker 4: more Christian leaning back then, but I was already like,
Speaker 4: well on my way out of that belief and by
Speaker 4: that time, I.
Speaker 2: Was like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: It was just annoying because I was like, you know,
Speaker 3: who cares?
Speaker 2: But like now he is a wild Christian who is
Speaker 2: a Holocaust denier. Couple too. I couldn't believe, Oh so
Speaker 2: he's a he's an anti Semitic.
Speaker 4: We were, we were. He got to that part it
Speaker 4: was sending d to like christ and Jalen. I was like,
Speaker 4: did you guys see this? And it's just like.
Speaker 2: Page and I'm like, uh, he's cooked.
Speaker 4: No. One's being like hey, brother, keep that in the
Speaker 4: group chat, don't put that on Instagram, don't do that.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: It is weird to see people who were, you know,
Speaker 2: nontheist and then go full blown into it, especially if
Speaker 2: they didn't have some sort of like moment that scared them,
Speaker 2: because I know that happened sometimes.
Speaker 3: Well I'm sure, I'm sure going to military. But the
Speaker 3: thing is, to me, it's just like you've just really
Speaker 3: just authentically never thought for a second about any of this.
Speaker 3: If if that happens to you, because if you've thought
Speaker 3: about it for any any number of minutes, you know that, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're going to probably experience something that scares the shit
Speaker 3: out of you, and you're going to turn to some
Speaker 3: vague thing to look for a reason to keep going.
Speaker 3: You're like, you're gonna be aware of that that trap,
Speaker 3: and so that's that to me, Oh, you just didn't
Speaker 3: You just never actually like thought.
Speaker 2: Any of this. Yeah. Never. The question is like, why
Speaker 2: were you an atheist in the first place if you
Speaker 2: can become a theist after that.
Speaker 3: Because literally, like it makes no sense. It's like becoming
Speaker 3: a child again. It's like, that's not that's not possible. Really,
Speaker 3: it should become the only scenario that I can imagine
Speaker 3: myself turning to religion is with the understanding of like, Okay, well,
Speaker 3: look things are bad, I'm hopeless, and I understand that
Speaker 3: this is bullshit, but I am I am witnessing a
Speaker 3: sense of community here. I am witnessing a sense of
Speaker 3: all of these people being like a relatively unbothered compared
Speaker 3: to me because they're not thinking as much about it
Speaker 3: all the things that I'm thinking about. I envy that,
Speaker 3: And so you know what, I'm gonna like, maybe just
Speaker 3: kind of be here, you know, and like just try this,
Speaker 3: because maybe there's like some psychological benefit to just doing
Speaker 3: this for at the very least for me. But I
Speaker 3: feel like at that point, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm still not really like it would be it would
Speaker 3: be an experiment to It's.
Speaker 2: Still kind of like but you would have to trying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like this this is It's it's the same thing
Speaker 3: of like what I was talking about the last episode,
Speaker 3: where I was like, it benefits you in some ways
Speaker 3: to delude yourself into thinking that things aren't as bad
Speaker 3: as they actually are, because if if you think things
Speaker 3: are worse than they are or even as bad as
Speaker 3: they are, you're more likely to not try to do anything.
Speaker 3: So it's kind of a similar thing to that. But
Speaker 3: like I'm telling you right now, the only thing that
Speaker 3: could convince me is seeing it with my own eyes,
Speaker 3: and even that to me would be like, oh, I'm
Speaker 3: I would be more likely to just assume I've gone crazy.
Speaker 3: That's why I would have to be a bunch of
Speaker 3: people witnessing something. It's kind of like, yeah, it would
Speaker 3: have to be God's face coming out of the sky,
Speaker 3: being like I am God, by the way, what okay.
Speaker 2: I care about you guys, So I'm gonna make that.
Speaker 4: But then that's against the point again, you know then
Speaker 4: that all of it is no, no, the point that's
Speaker 4: crazy though, that's the best thing. That's the point of
Speaker 4: of being a being someone that believes with faith.
Speaker 3: Well that's exactly why it's not real.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 3: But literally, yes, it's convenient. You would never for anything.
Speaker 3: It's just like, oh, yeah, I'll give you the money,
Speaker 3: just have faith that I will.
Speaker 4: You don't ask you about it, And it's like that's
Speaker 4: not how that things work, and.
Speaker 3: It's not a proof that the money existing.
Speaker 4: Now it's not even like for me, it's just it's
Speaker 4: simple as you don't like, I don't know, I don't think.
Speaker 4: I just don't think religion is necessary to be decent.
Speaker 4: And I think the problem is that so many people
Speaker 4: have resort, like resigned themselves to like, oh, without God,
Speaker 4: I cannot do these.
Speaker 3: Things without can do it.
Speaker 4: You can do it without suctions.
Speaker 3: People don't have empathy, which is crazy.
Speaker 4: A lot of people don't. A lot of people, a
Speaker 4: lot of people don't like you can. I think religion
Speaker 4: helped me acquire the greater concept of it, but as
Speaker 4: I got old, I was like, I don't need this
Speaker 4: to continue to believe it.
Speaker 2: The point is it doesn't need to be religion.
Speaker 4: I understand, but it gives us a lot of people,
Speaker 4: it gives them that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it doesn't need to be so.
Speaker 2: Need to stay eradicated and then replace what's something else
Speaker 2: that's not as fucked up?
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: That's the whole thing.
Speaker 3: So the thing I don't know that's the issue though,
Speaker 3: is that people are so devoted to religion. Now a
Speaker 3: lot of people don't have that in comparison, and now
Speaker 3: they've turned to like politicians and shit. I think genuinely
Speaker 3: I think people have like replaced like, well, now now
Speaker 3: Charlie Kirk is my god. Yeah, you know, and it's
Speaker 3: just like, what the well, now you're that's extra stupid, dude.
Speaker 2: I really like, I know, And this is the thing,
Speaker 2: Like when it came to like the militant atheist and
Speaker 2: all that stuff, I really think that stuff was important,
Speaker 2: even though a lot of those people were cringe, because
Speaker 2: that's the foundation of everything we're dealing with, you know,
Speaker 2: the dogma that is being now placed onto politicians, when
Speaker 2: it was just people that were in the religious sector
Speaker 2: just learning how to accept authority being a doctrine in
Speaker 2: from your young and not question absolute horseshit. That's the
Speaker 2: foundation of where they are.
Speaker 4: That's the point of everything. It leads. It leads back
Speaker 4: to like every aspect of it leads back to like
Speaker 4: fucking slavery. It's it's all of it is all of
Speaker 4: that with the bathwater now, which which is the baby?
Speaker 2: And don't worry about it?
Speaker 3: Well baby, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, But it's like, I don't know, it's
Speaker 4: all the same shit, It's off all of ole same thing.
Speaker 4: I I would love to be a Christian. I would
Speaker 4: love to have the ability to sit down and be like,
Speaker 4: when bad things happen, there's a good that's gonna come
Speaker 4: out of it. But at the same time, I get
Speaker 4: that good out of people. Every time I see a
Speaker 4: person do something kind, I'm like, oh, well, yeah, there's
Speaker 4: there's still reason to have faith in us because at
Speaker 4: least deep down we're still kind of decent, you know,
Speaker 4: And when you're around children, you realize it's really they are.
Speaker 4: They're just sort of decent creatures. They're not bad, they're
Speaker 4: just trying to be here.
Speaker 2: Look people on the like, on default, people are decent
Speaker 2: because they want to be treated decently. That is so
Speaker 2: like the idea that you need some sort of structure
Speaker 2: to be told that. No, it's very simple just by existing.
Speaker 2: You don't want people to steal your shit. You want
Speaker 2: to work together to build a society. And that's how
Speaker 2: things happened before organized religion was a thing. Both people,
Speaker 2: it's like to co exist together until psychotic, greedy, fucking
Speaker 2: people started manipulating good people into thinking more like them.
Speaker 2: And that's what we're dealing with to this day.
Speaker 4: That's the biggest problem is people. People aren't bad. People
Speaker 4: just think other people are bad. So it's like I
Speaker 4: gotta fuck you before you fuck me over you. It's
Speaker 4: literally that it's always they're being told that told, so
Speaker 4: believing it. Yeah, it's everybody, it's like that. It's it's
Speaker 4: always the same thing. It's like the five the ten
Speaker 4: pieces of candy, right, and it's like you get five,
Speaker 4: they get five, and that's fair. But it's like what
Speaker 4: if they take six, then I'll have four? So I
Speaker 4: should take six first, right because they would take it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they would take its games there. I think that's was
Speaker 4: technically called. But it's like they would take it, so
Speaker 4: like why not?
Speaker 3: Assumption is assumption that bad will happen, and it's not
Speaker 3: always wrong.
Speaker 4: It's not always that's kind of the problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 4: Always wrong, but it's it's always wrong because we don't
Speaker 4: communicate them. That's the problem.
Speaker 2: Don commit trillion set thing? Especially what if I become
Speaker 2: a trillionaire? What if I become from what if a
Speaker 2: child does?
Speaker 4: What if I'm what if I'm fatality? Like uh like
Speaker 4: deception subzero? When I get picked up and someone rips
Speaker 4: the bottom of me off?
Speaker 3: Yeah, being a person for me has always been like
Speaker 3: a man a battle that stop, that's not gonna happen, stop, don't.
Speaker 4: I mean, I've been prayed about.
Speaker 3: The aeries real man, Like I think about it a lot, man.
Speaker 3: I think so often about like why man, why you
Speaker 3: see Like especially now right where you just see it's
Speaker 3: so it's it's clear now more than ever before, although
Speaker 3: it's always been pretty clear. It's just like four K
Speaker 3: to a K, you know, Yeah, it's just now it's
Speaker 3: eight k clarity, Like if you were a bastard, you win. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So like it kind of becomes like this concept. I
Speaker 3: was like, every time I make a decision where it's
Speaker 3: like it's it's a moral decison, I always think, like
Speaker 3: why am I doing that? Like, what is the point
Speaker 3: of doing that? I don't I don't really am screwing
Speaker 3: myself over. I don't by doing the good thing. I
Speaker 3: don't think you have that reaction. I just have the
Speaker 3: reaction of like, I don't think that I feel that way,
Speaker 3: but I feel it, and it's like it's frustrating.
Speaker 2: I have that feeling too, But I also it just
Speaker 2: my subconscious creeps in and says, you know exactly why,
Speaker 2: because you wouldn't be able to live comfortably doing all
Speaker 2: the horrible things it takes to to climb to the top,
Speaker 2: to step on toes, to fuck people over.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but maybe half of it. I just you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. I wouldn't feel comfortable going one hundred
Speaker 3: percent of the way for a million, for for like
Speaker 3: a billion dollars, but maybe fifty percents a way for
Speaker 3: let me, let me put it this way, for one million.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about this, Kingston. I was thinking about
Speaker 2: this when you when you you you bought a switch
Speaker 2: early and then you sold it for more money. I
Speaker 2: don't even have the capacity to do that, because really no,
Speaker 2: because that's that's what scalpers do. I think that's a
Speaker 2: horrible practice. I you know, I'm not horrible. I'm not
Speaker 2: trying to I'm just saying, no, it wasn't. It wasn't
Speaker 2: the right the nice thing to do. But it's a
Speaker 2: nice thing. It's like second worst thing he's ever done.
Speaker 4: Not even switch, it's not even close. That's crazy. That's insane.
Speaker 4: That's not even like that on the total poll of
Speaker 4: like bad. That's like, that's like a fucking light green. Well,
Speaker 4: you're I've gone to like nearly read twice.
Speaker 3: You're the one that got kryst Delian touched with all
Speaker 3: those kids.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: I remember when kid, I remember it was a sort
Speaker 4: of a kid. So I'm not villainous at that moment.
Speaker 4: I'm just like Crystal, how's it going. I'm a few
Speaker 4: friends being.
Speaker 3: A child being a child trafficking, child trafficker.
Speaker 4: But that's not but that's not child trafficking. It's I'm introducing.
Speaker 4: I thought it was a funny comedy. That's an interesting
Speaker 4: thing to say. That's as good covert.
Speaker 2: That's like andy.
Speaker 3: So many people be like, I'm just a noticer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just asking questions.
Speaker 4: I just noticed, dude, people noticing. People notice a lot.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of noticing. Yeah, happen to notice a
Speaker 4: lot of.
Speaker 2: Question what what? What?
Speaker 4: People?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: People are responsible for this?
Speaker 3: Who knows?
Speaker 2: Crazy? Man? If I saw someone say that in person,
Speaker 2: I'd be like that great, I heard saw that.
Speaker 4: You saw that in real life.
Speaker 3: I saw that real life at a bar and you
Speaker 3: stayed you didn't. It wasn't somebody I knew, Like I
Speaker 3: was like overhearing.
Speaker 2: It was like a conversation between people.
Speaker 3: I knew the person who he was talking to. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they were having a conversation and they were talking
Speaker 3: about like, oh man, it was around the time that
Speaker 3: like obviously the the what is it. The Gaza stuff
Speaker 3: was crazy, you know it was, well, yeah, I guess
Speaker 3: it was starting to ramp even crazier because now Godz
Speaker 3: has just gone.
Speaker 2: You know, it's really like a forge map now it.
Speaker 4: Looks No, it was like a forge map being made.
Speaker 3: Well that is the implication.
Speaker 4: It's not forged yet. It's forging.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we should get out of questions page on the
Speaker 3: conversation dark tank over there, ask questions all that crap.
Speaker 4: Who knows is crazy? That's that's a power or full
Speaker 4: statement it is.
Speaker 3: I couldn't he did that to you pointed like it's
Speaker 3: just like as if he was like he wanted people
Speaker 3: to know what he was talking. I think he was kidding,
Speaker 3: but like it is a crazy fucking I.
Speaker 4: Haven't been around racism like that is you have no
Speaker 4: not like that.
Speaker 3: It's all over your phone, your phone, is it?
Speaker 4: But I haven't.
Speaker 2: I haven't been around that. I've seen it.
Speaker 3: You know why, because you are that I'm not that
Speaker 3: kind of racist. You are that racism.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm not racist anybody. I'm not a publicly racist anyone
Speaker 4: other than my own group of people.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You publicly is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, publicly, I'm not I make racist jokes like, not
Speaker 4: that much anymore. I've gotten kind of soft. Let's move
Speaker 4: on to question what's happened to me?
Speaker 3: I don't know anyway, We're gonna move on to carpeted
Speaker 3: carpeted microwave?
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: What are you doing carpeted microwave? He says, Gluing your
Speaker 3: asshole shut does not allow you to fart so hard
Speaker 3: your balls explode.
Speaker 2: Turns out he ran the experiment. Oh he did.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I'm going to choose to believe.
Speaker 4: Okay, how would that work in the first place?
Speaker 3: What do you if you there's no exit, so it
Speaker 3: goes out of the balls.
Speaker 4: That's how that works.
Speaker 2: Though, How do you fucking know? You don't know that?
Speaker 3: I'm sure that you How certain are you? Like robot?
Speaker 3: That's not nearly certain enough?
Speaker 4: That's pretty certain.
Speaker 3: That's not even enough to win an election in some places.
Speaker 2: Looking android just swears he knows everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's connected to I don't know, fucking Jeeves.
Speaker 4: That's what I want to do.
Speaker 3: I want to make an AI that like is that
Speaker 3: is based on the code base of ask Jeeves. So
Speaker 3: everything you ask it is completely outdated.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a time capsule.
Speaker 4: Ai, I'd love that they show you the food pyramid,
Speaker 4: the old one.
Speaker 3: That is so funny that that was real man.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one of those things where it's like it
Speaker 3: is unfortunate.
Speaker 2: But like whenever people point to like science as like
Speaker 2: having flaws or whatever, they always that's a big thing
Speaker 2: that they point to.
Speaker 3: It's like that wasn't even real, Sien, I know, that's
Speaker 3: what sort of passed off as real science.
Speaker 4: Yea, Look, they're wrong about everything, and it's like, well,
Speaker 4: first of.
Speaker 2: All, that's not really even Yeah, even if it was,
Speaker 2: it's like, dude, the idea of science, it's not that
Speaker 2: it's always gonna be right. At that time period, they're get.
Speaker 3: Closer to getting it's literally I was like, bro, it's improved.
Speaker 4: That's what the method is for.
Speaker 2: It's so easy to trick people into like not trusting
Speaker 2: fucking science.
Speaker 4: That's crazy, but that they trust people that have no
Speaker 4: they trust people who what do you mean.
Speaker 3: You never noticed though?
Speaker 2: Though they trust people like Charlatan's and Grifters only in
Speaker 2: the medical field and certain stuff like that. But then
Speaker 2: when it comes to engineering, architecture or anything like that.
Speaker 2: They're never like, oh, you know that fucking pariah that
Speaker 2: fucking doesn't know how to build anything I want to see.
Speaker 2: Like Joe Rogan never invites that fucking guy on that
Speaker 2: has like different theories about cars or combustible engines.
Speaker 3: No, he's completely satisfied with that.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: You're never like, oh, but they're you know, some rogue
Speaker 2: mechanic that's oh, I know how to build a combustible
Speaker 2: engine out of wood. You know, I'm like, fucking Joe,
Speaker 2: Oh that's interesting, let me have no, No, it's it's
Speaker 2: it's always Vafi build a.
Speaker 4: Robot, little black kid on the little plastline kid on
Speaker 4: the course. Because because he would never do that, kid
Speaker 4: probably would have gone there.
Speaker 3: So I just don't think that's real.
Speaker 2: Also, but no, it's it's it's.
Speaker 4: It's very real. It's just that he's it's not new,
Speaker 4: but he built one. That's what makes it crazy. That
Speaker 4: kid built his own, which.
Speaker 2: Is not everything I see on the internet. I just
Speaker 2: assume its fake until I see much heavier proof that
Speaker 2: it's right. I need people who are that I trust
Speaker 2: to corroborate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: science experiment completed. You can't fight your balls open shame.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 3: Something something gay something something slur rode.
Speaker 4: In sounds like me or Derek Derek the gay verse.
Speaker 3: Either way anyway, good, he says, Hi, they're funny, creative,
Speaker 3: and Derek that's crazy.
Speaker 2: So me, for no reason? What is it?
Speaker 4: That's just free flowing?
Speaker 2: Not nice?
Speaker 3: You'll just bully us. What's the worst social norm you had?
Speaker 3: No idea was a faux pas until way too eight
Speaker 3: for me. I grew up in a heavily Hispanic town.
Speaker 3: I'm white, Well you can be both, so I constantly
Speaker 3: heard the soft a being used by people who were
Speaker 3: not black, So I never associated that word with only
Speaker 3: black people saying it, Oh geezypical. It wasn't until I
Speaker 3: moved away to college that my new girlfriend had to
Speaker 3: explain to me that, no, even the soft a you
Speaker 3: can't use to refer to your friends. But I tried
Speaker 3: to convince her otherwise, that's it's culture.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: It's like that makes perfect. I heard it a lot.
Speaker 3: It depends on I never really liked saying it though,
Speaker 3: Like I just wasn't.
Speaker 4: I find it fine if you are a Caribbean Hispanic person,
Speaker 4: I don't might do say nigga if you are Southwestern,
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't have a.
Speaker 4: Problem with it immediately.
Speaker 3: I don't Southwestern.
Speaker 4: What do you mean like Mexican Costa Rican So Coast Vegans.
Speaker 4: Maybe not so much because like it's a lot of
Speaker 4: black people there, Like it's fucking weird. But it depends
Speaker 4: on what side of your arm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Coanos didn't do it that often in my area,
Speaker 2: I know, but you know who did it way more?
Speaker 2: It was it was Samoans or like Polynesians, So there's
Speaker 2: like a big like in actually Hawaiian Gardens and Long Beach,
Speaker 2: there's actually a lot of crips, especially Polynesian ones, And
Speaker 2: sometimes they would say it more than just brothers, And
Speaker 2: I'm like, are you okay? You know, they're giant human beings,
Speaker 2: so it's not like you want to fuck with them anyway.
Speaker 2: You're weird because of Samoans.
Speaker 4: I know, we're like very very like integrated with blackness
Speaker 4: in general, like with black like the fucking the USO Brothers,
Speaker 4: right like those Yeah, they look like niggas, like they
Speaker 4: look like black people. Like there's a there's a there's
Speaker 4: a wrestling dynasty that comes from I.
Speaker 3: Think he said, the Russo brothers.
Speaker 4: Oh, no, directors of the fucking uh fucking the fucking
Speaker 4: the Avengers, the Captain American lady.
Speaker 2: Let's go. He's like, it's like they don't look slightly.
Speaker 4: That's great, but I don't know. For me, it's like,
Speaker 4: I look, man, I don't. I think the words ultimately
Speaker 4: a word at the same time. But you gotta you
Speaker 4: gotta know who you're reading.
Speaker 2: Rule.
Speaker 4: Well, he's not asking you that, asking about Oriental. I
Speaker 4: said oriental a lot growing up because I thought it
Speaker 4: was proper and it wasn't. It wasn't at all, I
Speaker 4: said oriented. I thought it was respectful.
Speaker 2: It's just not for it's it's not the most disrespectful
Speaker 2: thing you can do because it is a just like
Speaker 2: oh these things like a like a rug, an oriental rug.
Speaker 2: It is like it is not supposed to be for people.
Speaker 2: That's the biggest problem.
Speaker 4: I would call my friend orient this is my orient Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, why would you do that?
Speaker 2: Because like, did you mind? Did you want people be like,
Speaker 2: oh you African American?
Speaker 4: I thought it was was respectful.
Speaker 2: What do you call like? You don't call anyone Mexican American.
Speaker 2: You don call anyone Asian American. You don't do it.
Speaker 2: Like why I understand why they do it.
Speaker 4: Was people will be younger. You don't know what fucking
Speaker 4: country were from, I was said when I was younger.
Speaker 4: When I was younger, I would say that. I thought
Speaker 4: it was respectful. I just thought it was respectful. I
Speaker 4: thought I was like, Okay, I set of calling somebody Asian.
Speaker 4: This is the most respectful version of this. ID to
Speaker 4: call someone.
Speaker 3: Referred to a person as oriental. Maybe music I've referred
Speaker 3: to as like oriental music.
Speaker 2: My friends like, hey, I'm from I'm actually from Cambodia,
Speaker 2: and I was like, all right, Chinese, you know, and
Speaker 2: then like it worked out.
Speaker 3: The biggest one for me was like shoes in the house,
Speaker 3: Well that was the biggest one for me. What really
Speaker 3: that that was like a faux pod, like not take
Speaker 3: your shoes off because my parents just like they cleaned
Speaker 3: so regularly that I think, honestly, like it was never
Speaker 3: a thing that you had to take your shoes off
Speaker 3: when you went to my house. And I think in retrospect,
Speaker 3: it was because they cleaned so regularly that like if
Speaker 3: the time came to clean again and nothing was dirty.
Speaker 3: It was infuriating to them because it would be it
Speaker 3: would feel like a waste of effort. So they just
Speaker 3: they just care.
Speaker 4: I can't, I can't walk around house with my shoes on.
Speaker 3: They would have twice a week they would just like
Speaker 3: deep clean.
Speaker 4: It was Wednesdays, crazy, twice a week.
Speaker 3: It was Wednesdays and Saturdays.
Speaker 4: I remember I cleaned a pretty single day. I don't
Speaker 4: clean my house every single day, to the point that
Speaker 4: if I don't get a chance to clean house, I
Speaker 4: get stressed out right trauma.
Speaker 3: But because you do that, are you do you care
Speaker 3: about shoes at all?
Speaker 4: I I'd assume people would take off their shoes, so
Speaker 4: I don't even make a mention of it. Like people
Speaker 4: gonna take off the shoes obviously, so that's a fine thing.
Speaker 4: But because I clean every day, like Lily cares a
Speaker 4: lot about shoes in the house, I don't. But also
Speaker 4: most people would take off their shoes when they come
Speaker 4: into the house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to me, it's it. Do you have carpet or not?
Speaker 2: If you have just vinyl, okay, it can be easily
Speaker 2: excused because it's a very easy clean up. Carpet you're
Speaker 2: just you're gonna have to get it fucking cleaned. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't off the dirt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, carpet is different like hardwood floors to me is
Speaker 3: like whatever, I just like sweep and it's obviously if
Speaker 3: it's rains or something, it's just like you're not gonna
Speaker 3: track rain all over a fucking I've seen people do that,
Speaker 3: which is like that's just even even beyond a social
Speaker 3: full pod, that's just crazy because like it's that's immediately filthy.
Speaker 4: But yeah, if I like, if I wake up and
Speaker 4: I don't make my bed, I get stressed out if
Speaker 4: I fucking if I don't. What was worse when I
Speaker 4: was in New York, Oh my god, When I live
Speaker 4: in New York City, sure, I think I live with
Speaker 4: people that have had OCD.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's the thing.
Speaker 4: Did you did you adopt it? I think I just
Speaker 4: have trauma because of the people that had it around me.
Speaker 4: Now I just get nervous because of it.
Speaker 2: I think you have something.
Speaker 4: I have something for sure.
Speaker 2: For sure, I'm gonna look into the coding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah we should, but like I know, like if
Speaker 3: I don't, we should also hire somebody to do it
Speaker 3: who understands what that even means, right, because I've just been.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's fucking crazy. Like my grandmother if I didn't,
Speaker 4: if I didn't make my bed, she would be like,
Speaker 4: you cannot go outside, and like you can't you can't
Speaker 4: go to batl of practice. And I'm like, are you serious?
Speaker 2: That's crazy, that's like military shit.
Speaker 4: It's really bad.
Speaker 2: I like I didn't.
Speaker 4: I can't sleep in a living room now, like I
Speaker 4: can't sleep my like my living room my house in
Speaker 4: New York. That living room area was just for people
Speaker 4: that would come over and interact. I couldn't sleep there.
Speaker 4: So now I can't sleep in my couch a.
Speaker 3: Mouse and you never you never, like I seen you
Speaker 3: fall asleep on that cat.
Speaker 4: I fall asleep, but I can't, like I've told them
Speaker 4: I've fallen asleep before when I sleep happy was a problem.
Speaker 4: But I can't like take a restless sleep there, like
Speaker 4: I'll wake up stressed out.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's it. You should probably you should probably get
Speaker 2: that worked out.
Speaker 4: It's fucking bad. It's just a trauma response. Actually, it's like, oh, well,
Speaker 4: here we go. I'm just I'm not allowed to do this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's cool about your trauma. Riley delete wrote in
Speaker 3: he says, hey.
Speaker 4: Get him back, Noorry, get him back. Chris way too
Speaker 4: hard splash oops.
Speaker 3: Because hey, Chris, Derek and kingson. One of the worst
Speaker 3: Halloween costumes you can think of? What are the worst
Speaker 3: ones you've seen? Happy Spooky season, Riley, It is October.
Speaker 3: It is the sexy cat Man.
Speaker 4: That one is so fucking played out.
Speaker 3: It is boring as fuck.
Speaker 4: Unless you're showing pussy lips. The cat has played out.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I mean it would go with the costume technically.
Speaker 4: Exactly if you showing lips. If you're showing pussy lips
Speaker 4: and volva, I'm down.
Speaker 3: But if not, it's pretty boring. This this sexy everything
Speaker 3: and everything is kind of like I don't mind it
Speaker 3: if it if it is actually but like for the
Speaker 3: most time, most of the part, it's not really sexy anything.
Speaker 3: It's just kind of like boiler plate, you know, very generic.
Speaker 4: It's like almost want to wear something very tight in leather,
Speaker 4: and it's.
Speaker 2: Like that's a lot of people doing it. Just don't Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't put it off.
Speaker 4: Show me your fucking clitterists, show me alis dude.
Speaker 2: You put a magnifying glass above it, so I can
Speaker 2: see it better.
Speaker 4: I want to see it jump and twitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm done with the half measures, bro, I'm not
Speaker 4: a half measure feller.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see it clear that you're not. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't actually have any examples of
Speaker 2: like crazy costumes or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like I know what the big one
Speaker 3: is going to be this year. Oh yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: you know the big one.
Speaker 2: You know, I thought about it.
Speaker 3: I felt like I was like, you know, and I'll
Speaker 3: give it some time about it.
Speaker 2: I absolutely because it's so easy.
Speaker 8: It is.
Speaker 3: It's like it's just a freedom shirt, a freedom shirt,
Speaker 3: a squib that is microphone like it's it's.
Speaker 2: Clearly that is so distanct. You don't for me. Here's
Speaker 2: the thing.
Speaker 3: You understand that that's going to happen, right, I'm going
Speaker 3: to laugh at it. There are going to be there's
Speaker 3: and there's gonna be good ones.
Speaker 2: And you know, you know how we know for sure
Speaker 2: people did it to a person that was universally loved
Speaker 2: in Steve Irwin.
Speaker 3: Right exactly he was, and that was like at the
Speaker 3: time they live that whole picture of Bill Maher and
Speaker 3: in the you know, people love that guy. And they
Speaker 3: still make fun of you that like yeah, but well,
Speaker 3: I I mean I like Steve Irwin too, but like
Speaker 3: that's a good costume.
Speaker 4: It could be funny.
Speaker 3: But like it's like the priest with like the fake
Speaker 3: kid on the waist. It's like there's like offensive costumes
Speaker 3: I think are good.
Speaker 2: That ship's great, but also it's crazy crazy, just it
Speaker 2: just its only crazy to me because it's like nothing
Speaker 2: has been done about that issue. That's the only thing.
Speaker 4: It's like, Oh, it was worse before. Motherfucker's just juggling
Speaker 4: the kids around. It was worse before, Derek, it's gotten better.
Speaker 2: I don't agree with that at all, because dude, pre
Speaker 2: the just like that was way worse.
Speaker 4: It has gotten better, dude, only only it only happens
Speaker 4: like way too much.
Speaker 2: Now they're infinitely.
Speaker 4: They're shuffled around less when they get caught. I guess
Speaker 4: I don't fucking yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You listen to Kid in America, go to Costa Rica,
Speaker 4: mess four kids, They're not gonna fucking they don't got
Speaker 4: communication that fast over there.
Speaker 3: I think, uh, I saw one and someone goes to
Speaker 3: Kobe crash. Once we had like a fake helicopter like
Speaker 3: a really poorly made like a borderline polygonal helicopter around him,
Speaker 3: and they just like pictures of people in in the windows. Wow,
Speaker 3: that's crazy, which is crazy. And then I guess shirt
Speaker 3: was like fire but like it's crazy. It was a
Speaker 3: crazy like that's that's probably the most crazy one that
Speaker 3: I've seen in person. Yeah, because that was like on
Speaker 3: a Halloween party in like twenty eighteen.
Speaker 4: I've seen some pretty wild When did that happen?
Speaker 3: No, it could have been twenty eighteen.
Speaker 4: No, it was twenty eighteen when he was wait Kobe, Yeah,
Speaker 4: twenty twenty. He kicked off eary January.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he kicked off the beginning of the end because
Speaker 2: we were Kobe died and everything. I think the pandemic
Speaker 2: would have not happened. That was the catalysts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it would have got his bag because I would
Speaker 4: a guy that sat in the center to be able
Speaker 4: to spider so vividly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kobe was in the helicopter with scientists who were
Speaker 3: transporting the virus. Yeah, to be disposed of thrown into
Speaker 3: a volcano. But it crashed, got all over the mountain,
Speaker 3: got into some animals, and that's why we have COVID
Speaker 3: that's why we have COVID. That's the prevailing theory.
Speaker 4: The animals taking to Wuhan, Wuhan, the animal out, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's why.
Speaker 3: That is also the thing that I forgot to mention
Speaker 3: as well. The animals snuck aboard a flight to Wuhan,
Speaker 3: cough and coughed in a lab and then everybody got sick.
Speaker 2: It's Kobe's fault. It is Kobe's fault.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, it's unfortunately.
Speaker 2: You know, I love that guy, but he he ruined us.
Speaker 3: He ruined the world.
Speaker 2: You know, Kobe killed more people than the vaccine.
Speaker 4: What what ising I'm wondering what costume. I think I've
Speaker 4: seen the best one though, Kobe, some really good dark
Speaker 4: killed killed me.
Speaker 2: You've killed me. You killed us all, Kobe, haven't. We
Speaker 2: just made it major breakthrough that Kobe Bean Bryant was
Speaker 2: responsibly for the vaccines.
Speaker 4: Koby b b b b b b b b b Boby.
Speaker 2: Kobe Basketball Bryant the third or something. So there's a
Speaker 2: war in Portland, Oregon. It's ravaging the world. It's so scary.
Speaker 2: We're going to send in the National Guard. We're going
Speaker 2: to seal Team six.
Speaker 4: Just trying to creep over here. That's like all he's doing.
Speaker 4: He's trying to creep over here.
Speaker 3: We're going to send in.
Speaker 9: The power Rangers and the dragons from Dragontails. Elon invented
Speaker 9: a dragon yesterday. It was a Tesla dragon.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, Tesla dragon.
Speaker 3: We're gonna send in our strongest men and women, just kidding,
Speaker 3: just the men.
Speaker 2: Women don't belong anywhere. We're going to send in the gremlins, thelins.
Speaker 3: To take care of the gay Antifa people burning down
Speaker 3: Portland right now.
Speaker 2: It's all on fire. It's all on fire. Look outside,
Speaker 2: it's If you see a fire, that's Portland. It's a
Speaker 2: little piece of Portland teleporting at you. If you look
Speaker 2: outside fires Portland, no matter where you are.
Speaker 3: No matter where you are, if you're in Russia and
Speaker 3: you see fire, that's Portland.
Speaker 2: Fucking motherfucker. Loose out the window and see the fucking
Speaker 2: a drum on fire with the bums like warming themselves, like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, Portland. He's actually sending the fucking military
Speaker 2: into Portland. Well I can, but you know what I
Speaker 2: mean it is to the spirit of what that's it
Speaker 2: means is you know, did you ever think he.
Speaker 4: Was allowed to do that is like he's gonna probably
Speaker 4: do it over and he's just trying to get to
Speaker 4: California now, so it's like, well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean he already tested it a little
Speaker 2: bit in California. Yeah it did work, but like it's
Speaker 2: it's so the thing that is this, The only thing
Speaker 2: that's crazy to me is how many people it includes myself,
Speaker 2: are kind of like down playing still what's happening in
Speaker 2: a meaning, because this could be like the like the
Speaker 2: beginning of something of an actual like oh, they're just
Speaker 2: gonna start not only arresting but just killing people, especially
Speaker 2: with the new It could be it just really depends
Speaker 2: on what he feels like doing because he can get
Speaker 2: away with anything. Yeah, but at least you're not gonna
Speaker 2: have fat soldiers thank god. You see that. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: saw all the highlights from that fucking shit, dude, but.
Speaker 3: Is it he's making it so like, uh, he's doing
Speaker 3: like the I don't even remember what the fuck he was,
Speaker 3: just like they're talking about like no more fat people
Speaker 3: the military zone more d I which I mean, whatever,
Speaker 3: that's fine. It's weird that that's even to me.
Speaker 2: It's like it doesn't matter because everything is fucking well,
Speaker 2: you guns and fucking drones and ship that's why, like
Speaker 2: women are fine. Do you think about historically some women
Speaker 2: that were fucking sniping the ship out of Nazi It's.
Speaker 3: Just like we use guns anyway, Like even if it's
Speaker 3: it's so retarded, it's so stupid.
Speaker 2: No, they need to be jacked because they're gay, so
Speaker 2: like they want sexy men, they want sexy hot man.
Speaker 4: The idea of the male gaze was the female games,
Speaker 4: women being like that guy's attracted, but it's what I
Speaker 4: think of the most attractive thing. And it's like that, yeah,
Speaker 4: but isn't he jackted awesome? And it's like, yeah, it
Speaker 4: was what we project on what attractive men is.
Speaker 3: It's like, I'm trying to do the physical fitness thing
Speaker 3: for kids now that what is it? The presidential fitness
Speaker 3: exam right back, because.
Speaker 2: Because I like the idea that the current administration was like.
Speaker 9: There's nothing to see in the Epstein files, there's no pedophiles.
Speaker 9: But I do want to say, your kids are getting
Speaker 9: a little out of shape no reason, but I think
Speaker 9: we should get your kids better, in better shape.
Speaker 2: For no reason. I think they should look really good.
Speaker 2: I think they should look really they should look better
Speaker 2: than they do.
Speaker 4: It's getting kind of unsightly by what you call it
Speaker 4: from I think you should leave the buff baby, fucking paeant,
Speaker 4: just fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh I did see that that clip that you shared,
Speaker 2: Chris where he sounded like fucking dude? Did you see
Speaker 2: that Clinton Trump sounds exactly like Ted Cruz thing. Look,
Speaker 2: he must have misspoked.
Speaker 3: He definitely misspoke.
Speaker 2: That is funny. I'll play both of those clips.
Speaker 3: I'll play both of those.
Speaker 2: I know I was like that, and he said it
Speaker 2: so clearly. It was hilarious.
Speaker 3: It's like it's with such conviction too, Like I'm sure
Speaker 3: he'll like Freudian slip.
Speaker 4: Maybe absolutely.
Speaker 3: This is Trump, and I swear to you, dude, listen
Speaker 3: to pedoph.
Speaker 2: Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen to this.
Speaker 4: I hope you will agree. If anybody disagrees, could I
Speaker 4: please have your hand?
Speaker 10: Who disappears is no good?
Speaker 1: Just raise your hand. I don't see.
Speaker 2: Why does he sound like that? I think he's literally dying.
Speaker 2: That is literally Zach exact impression of Zach. And he's
Speaker 2: talking about I had the perfect Trump impression before we
Speaker 2: even realize how perfect it was. You here this dude
Speaker 2: is like, yeah, he's absolutely seen that. I'm sure.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's the only thing he's seen in the
Speaker 3: last like twenty did he actually because and the tech
Speaker 3: crews thing for for anybody who didn't All right, right right.
Speaker 10: Senator Booker also said we should have bipartisan agreement. I
Speaker 10: think that's a great idea. We should have bipartisan agreement.
Speaker 10: How about we all come together and say let's stop murders.
Speaker 10: How about we all come together and say let's stop rape.
Speaker 10: How about we all come together and say let's stop
Speaker 10: attacking pedophiles.
Speaker 2: I heard the whole is worse.
Speaker 4: He correct himself or did he not realize that he's
Speaker 4: he left fight afterwards, you said, and he like like left.
Speaker 3: I have to see it.
Speaker 4: I have the video of it. I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 4: play he misspoke.
Speaker 2: But but clearly like with such conviction Freudian slip.
Speaker 3: It's so funny, it's so funny, like you can't it's
Speaker 3: so good, Like what do you meet? Like if Biden
Speaker 3: said this first of all, it would be.
Speaker 4: Like shoulders.
Speaker 3: And that's a guy who's not only miss speaking, he's
Speaker 3: misthinking because he's gone, he's miss so like there's even
Speaker 3: there's even less of an excuse for Ted crew.
Speaker 2: Head cruise Texas stop such a joke. I know, it's
Speaker 2: freezing over literally like hell and kids got washed away
Speaker 2: after they were cutting some funds that would have that
Speaker 2: literally help. That's what happened. Remember when the food happened.
Speaker 2: All those Christian people at the camp, they got like
Speaker 2: drowning one hundred kids or whatever.
Speaker 4: They literally just probably like a few months prior, cut
Speaker 4: the funds that would have made that less bad.
Speaker 3: It's like like it's it's it's like telling me none
Speaker 3: of those Christians learned how to part water. That's crazy
Speaker 3: because it's like the first thing you learned was neither
Speaker 3: Jewish man that did it.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's right, only Judy, only only Druids can do it.
Speaker 4: Jewish Jewids is crazy.
Speaker 2: This was a Jewid.
Speaker 4: I guess Jewish wizard clearly walk on water as a
Speaker 4: Druid spell. Water walk is a dwid spell.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's sick.
Speaker 4: Also, it's so it's conjure money.
Speaker 2: Stop.
Speaker 4: Duplicate coin isn't crazy? How like God, I wish I
Speaker 4: had that I was looking at him. I was actually
Speaker 4: I was actually looking through I was like why. I
Speaker 4: was like, why do you, like, why do people really
Speaker 4: hate Jewish? Like like, what is the real cause of
Speaker 4: the bullshit? And it's the funniest thing. I was like.
Speaker 4: I was like maybe like three hours of reading, and
Speaker 4: it quite simply boils down to Christians in a Bible.
Speaker 4: If you follow the Bible, actually you cannot charge interest
Speaker 4: on things. That is how it works. A man cannot
Speaker 4: charge interest. So what happens is that Christians were not
Speaker 4: utilizing the banking system that was provided to them at
Speaker 4: the time. But Jewish people were like, this is obviously
Speaker 4: a good investment for us to be able to utilize this.
Speaker 4: Obviously we're duh, what's better than being involved directly with money?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 4: Like what clearly it's a smart, smart decision. So what
Speaker 4: happens is because of the fact that Jews people was
Speaker 4: so heavily involved with the money of the bankings, everybody
Speaker 4: was like, oh, fuck these guys because Christians just couldn't
Speaker 4: do it because they're following their religion. Well, you know,
Speaker 4: it's such an insane like.
Speaker 2: Do you know what family revolutionized banking?
Speaker 4: I don't know exactly.
Speaker 2: This is the thing where this is where all the
Speaker 2: modern day hatred comes from, because of course there's still stuff,
Speaker 2: but like modern day of the Rothschild.
Speaker 3: Family, Fresh Prince family, Banks.
Speaker 2: Carlton Yeah, Carlton Banks exactly.
Speaker 4: I know the Rothschilds are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like, but that's where most of that
Speaker 2: stuff stems from. The Rothschild there's so much conspiracy theory
Speaker 2: ship surrounding them. And the funny thing is I listened
Speaker 2: to an audio book about about them, like a newer one,
Speaker 2: and the thought was so funny. The guy that wrote
Speaker 2: his name is Mark Rothschild, and I'm just like, okay,
Speaker 2: so you're making it so no conspiracy theorists will ever.
Speaker 3: Read this because it's it's he's one of them.
Speaker 2: And then he puts in the book he's like, I'm
Speaker 2: not related, it doesn't matter matter.
Speaker 4: Looking at history, how how stupid history hasn't been consistently
Speaker 4: is really interesting. It's like open up book and look
Speaker 4: at things.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 4: You can find like you can just find because banking
Speaker 4: is fucking it sucks.
Speaker 2: It just happened to be these people happened to master it.
Speaker 2: What do you mean these people you know exactly.
Speaker 4: The Jewish people. Yeah, the Jewish people.
Speaker 3: Is that we're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're not still talking Carlton Banks. Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 2: What are we're still talking about? In the spiders?
Speaker 4: Oh he has dementia?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, postmnia into the family matters. That was a
Speaker 2: sick one to the family matters. They're all moving on
Speaker 2: like this, like.
Speaker 4: Two frames.
Speaker 3: So stupid anyway, It's it's hilarious.
Speaker 4: It's like it all trails right back to that. And
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, the Christians are dumb well involved in banks.
Speaker 4: It's come on their side at this moment, in this moment, yeah,
Speaker 4: most of the time. Other side, I think, okay, most
Speaker 4: of the time.
Speaker 11: Yeah, Jews control the world. Control is the Jews controlling
Speaker 11: the all the mun.
Speaker 2: Fridays on ABC. Fridays on ABC.
Speaker 4: Seriously, I.
Speaker 2: Like what I what is it called? Uh uh matters?
Speaker 4: What the fun did you just say? What did you say?
Speaker 3: Doesn't mean like white or something?
Speaker 2: I don't actually I really don't remember. Yeah, doesn't it
Speaker 2: mean like I I literally don't remember.
Speaker 4: I don't know a single stupid whatever happened to the
Speaker 4: discount that you promised?
Speaker 2: That's the lyric.
Speaker 4: That's not okay, that's not okay, that's not okay. Guys, guys,
Speaker 4: our Jewish population. No, I look, look, look I got
Speaker 4: I gotta actively stand against that. That shi it is wild.
Speaker 2: That was pretty good.
Speaker 4: It's funny.
Speaker 2: But also we're joking around. We don't hate us. It's
Speaker 2: just so that's just so funny. You know what that means? Look, man,
Speaker 2: it just means peoples.
Speaker 3: That was great. Goham matters.
Speaker 2: It means nations or people's. That fell out of me
Speaker 2: way too easily. Yeah, I was there. In modern day term,
Speaker 2: it going just means like a non Jewish person.
Speaker 3: So yeah, this worried perfect that was.
Speaker 2: That was That was hard. That that was that went hard.
Speaker 3: That really hurts. I love it just thinking that whimsical
Speaker 3: as music, so it's so comforting. There's like this deeply
Speaker 3: sinister overtone.
Speaker 2: I really like that Snart tank guys.
Speaker 3: My name is Nicholas, and.
Speaker 2: I really like the like what they're saying.
Speaker 4: Really, he's one of the good ones.
Speaker 2: He's one of the goods. I'm gonna get him on
Speaker 2: my show.
Speaker 3: Actually Mexican and Bob's I mean he's like like one
Speaker 3: tenth Mexico.
Speaker 4: He's like he's half Mexican.
Speaker 2: No, he's like grandfather's Mexican. Sure.
Speaker 3: I saw a clip of him saying like that, like
Speaker 3: he's mainly German and Italian, all those things I wonder,
Speaker 3: but like, I think his grandfather is.
Speaker 2: I mean, he might be lying. He could be lying
Speaker 2: because he thinks he's impure, but I feel like he
Speaker 2: would just lie the entire time, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: like people, sorry to cut you off. He doesn't look
Speaker 2: Mexican either, To be fair, he does. He looks fairly.
Speaker 4: Yeah. That's the thing.
Speaker 2: Like girl who said she was Mexican.
Speaker 4: Two and is like no, oh yeah, but like, yeah,
Speaker 4: it depends.
Speaker 2: There's people that know his family that have made tik
Speaker 2: talks about him. I don't remember all that was entailed,
Speaker 2: but there's like a lot of interesting stuff about who
Speaker 2: he is, how psychotic he is compared to the rest
Speaker 2: of his family and ship. I guess his mom's a teacher,
Speaker 2: and uh it was. It was really interesting, people just
Speaker 2: being like, oh, yeah, let me tell you how this
Speaker 2: guy became this guy, and it's like, oh, it's all
Speaker 2: the beats that you that you would assume there's fucking losers.
Speaker 2: It's just losers that got made fun of. He shot
Speaker 2: his pants one time in school, you know, it's it's
Speaker 2: just happens. It's literally the beats that turns you into
Speaker 2: a fucking villain in every trope, fucking movie.
Speaker 4: Of course. Man, let's job.
Speaker 2: Let's read the names. Man showed up late.
Speaker 3: We need more questions.
Speaker 4: Let's get out of here.
Speaker 3: Man, that was that was a wild skit.
Speaker 2: Are two more questions?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we'll do yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Know, take stuff.
Speaker 3: Tayla Kayla Rivera is dead and Ronnie baby Daddy wrote
Speaker 3: in I don't even who that is.
Speaker 4: That's all the time A girl from my school.
Speaker 2: That was a bit.
Speaker 3: All right, damn, keep cut.
Speaker 2: That's insane. I love that. I love deep. Did I
Speaker 2: talk to you about the David thing? Can we talk
Speaker 2: about the David thing? That?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 3: Right, nuts, it's been apparently what I think I remember
Speaker 3: seeing that.
Speaker 2: The fucking an update.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: So I don't I don't believe it. I know, I mean,
Speaker 2: I I can't say you're not doing a bit.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing a bit.
Speaker 4: But like, if he's innocent, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: But it's like, I don't think he let me say this,
Speaker 3: he's innocent.
Speaker 2: The way that you have a I have a theory
Speaker 2: that because obviously people were making a lot of money
Speaker 2: off of him.
Speaker 3: It could be.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't I wouldn't be surprised if either one of
Speaker 2: his homies or somebody on his team concocted something to
Speaker 2: make her disappear, because eventually this was going to catch
Speaker 2: with him because he was not smart about it at all.
Speaker 2: He was open.
Speaker 4: He's streaming with that girl. He's just too close to
Speaker 4: that problem. That's why I'm it's a comfortable close to
Speaker 4: that problem. Yeah, isn't a drinking with the underage kids.
Speaker 4: You're just too close to that problem.
Speaker 3: Ye, you are said, I can't if you can't find
Speaker 3: any information anymore. It's like Drake tod et you right,
Speaker 3: Like I just saw something he said, David seeking asylum
Speaker 3: in Russia. I'm just like, that's made out.
Speaker 2: Real welcome too.
Speaker 4: You're not gonna stab anybody on the train, right.
Speaker 2: That's exactly Maybe. I don't know. I'll think about it.
Speaker 3: And those are not anti symthic sitcoms.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of the only one of them.
Speaker 3: But we eded the look, all right, she says. I
Speaker 3: expect Sweeney might have giggled at my name, you know,
Speaker 3: not a giggle necessarily, but you acknowledge it anyway, He says,
Speaker 3: I'm you all's age, and I don't see my friends
Speaker 3: that much because of work and I have kids. Now
Speaker 3: you'll have this issue too. If so, how do you
Speaker 3: go about it? I miss socializing with them. I see
Speaker 3: my friends all the time, so but we also work.
Speaker 4: You know, I see most of my friends a lot.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen Jayleen a little bit of time and Paul. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I see most of my friends pretty often. But
Speaker 4: also I could always be like, give a hit. Unfortunately,
Speaker 4: life starts taking you tholder you get. The more it
Speaker 4: gets like problematic, like seeing your friends because now that
Speaker 4: I'm like, I've become very active in their lives with
Speaker 4: my nephews. Unfortunately, that's like where a lot of my
Speaker 4: time gets absorbed because it's like I'm watching them or
Speaker 4: I'm going over to the house and helping out with
Speaker 4: the mother and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So it's a lot of work, a lot of work.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I assume if it's really often, I might
Speaker 4: just hit up like my friends like, hey, I'm going
Speaker 4: over to playing magic. They'll be like, yes, you're through,
Speaker 4: just go play magic.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I see some of my friends now we're
Speaker 2: we're actually as an excuse to like hang out on Sundays,
Speaker 2: we started a podcast. I haven't uploaded anything, but like
Speaker 2: we just started recording down. Yeah, we're just talking. We're
Speaker 2: hanging out talking shit, and I'll like eventually I'll probably
Speaker 2: start slapping them on my main channel just for just
Speaker 2: for fun. I'm not expecting anything of it, but uh,
Speaker 2: it's a it's a name that we we used to
Speaker 2: have like two groups in high school that would hang
Speaker 2: out all the time, and sometimes we'd hang out on
Speaker 2: Fridays or Saturdays, just depending on who it was. And
Speaker 2: I would hang out a lot on Fridays, and the
Speaker 2: people on Saturday call themselves the Saturday Night Boys. They're like, oh,
Speaker 2: the SMB, and I'm like, that's fucking gay freaks. And
Speaker 2: then the fright. No, it was the Freaking Awesome Guys
Speaker 2: f a f AG. So it was like they're like,
Speaker 2: you guys are freaking awesome guys, and I was like,
Speaker 2: that's funny. And then all these years later, like, hey,
Speaker 2: which podcasts and freaking awesome guys? The idea that you
Speaker 2: guys would.
Speaker 4: Have it be freaking awesome guys but use such lame
Speaker 4: fucking words to get there is what bothers me the most.
Speaker 2: That's what it's all about.
Speaker 4: It bothers me, So I just like they won't get it.
Speaker 4: We're trying to be innocent on the dail guys, man,
Speaker 4: f a G baby. Also, my girlfriend's like technically my
Speaker 4: best friend, so like hang out with her a lot
Speaker 4: because yeah, in two days she's funny.
Speaker 3: A lot of it, A lot of it is now
Speaker 3: like it's it's planned now, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It used to be more spontaneous. It just be like, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm here, I'm coming over.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Now it's more like and we're you doing Thursday. Now
Speaker 3: it's like, okay, yeah I got Thursday free. People get busy. Man,
Speaker 3: I don't know you living.
Speaker 2: You have kids though, luckily so yeah, no kids yet ever, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm probably gonna have kids right Maybe
Speaker 2: we'll see. I don't know, man, we'll see. Like if
Speaker 2: I go, it's looking like a no for me. Go
Speaker 2: if I moved a Europe, that's a mistake. Free fucking
Speaker 2: healthcare like id no hospital bills? Like okay, Well, if say,
Speaker 2: if I accidentally got Jojo pregnant right now, then she's
Speaker 2: definitely having a baby over there, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So at least there's like I don't have to have
Speaker 2: a fucking ten twenty thousand dollars bill, so that's gonna
Speaker 2: be pretty sweet.
Speaker 4: But yeah, if I have a kid, it'd have to
Speaker 4: be a mistake and then I'm just gonna keep it
Speaker 4: because I'm like, ah, fuck it, I can deal with
Speaker 4: having a child.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm not knowingly having a child. I'm not
Speaker 2: like aiming for a child.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's once you get past this is my thing.
Speaker 4: Once it gets my twenty five, you're likely not gonna
Speaker 4: have a mistake anymore, very likely.
Speaker 2: Like that likelihood drops.
Speaker 4: Significantly, I imagine. And then once you get to like
Speaker 4: thirty two, if you don't have you're not gonna havevocate.
Speaker 2: I just pull out and bust in the mouth instead
Speaker 2: of busting in her, and that that saves like it's
Speaker 2: like a ricochet.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm just always like, my hands are you know, my
Speaker 2: hands are tied whatever. Just busting my mouth's easy.
Speaker 4: Oh it's not.
Speaker 2: Looking right at me?
Speaker 4: Why did you make such solid eye contact?
Speaker 2: I just letting you know my tactics. Man, I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know, it really deeply upsets me because I really
Speaker 2: don't like come. But yeah, I don't know what else
Speaker 2: to do with it, you know, eat it?
Speaker 3: What else to do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, your own comb I guess it will make my
Speaker 2: skin better.
Speaker 4: Like the rumors say.
Speaker 2: In your house.
Speaker 4: Files, in your tongue, you have like a little chemistry.
Speaker 2: Setting completely useless. They're not stored at the right temperature.
Speaker 4: Doesn't and you open a vile, you'll pass out.
Speaker 2: It's like opening when they open tombs, like and then
Speaker 2: fucking the oxidation ruins everything, Like like, oh, I love,
Speaker 2: I love I I like the idea of there being
Speaker 2: a compilation of like footage of archaeologists just ruining ship,
Speaker 2: like you know, like they don't know the guy that
Speaker 2: got King tut fucking hacked him to pieces to remove him.
Speaker 3: These people were retarded.
Speaker 2: They're so stupid.
Speaker 4: They're like geniuses, but then they're also like fun, this
Speaker 4: is hard, and it's ruining the fucking one of the
Speaker 4: most famous mummies of all time mummies cursed bullshit. You
Speaker 4: get fucking you're getting fucking poisoned, and you die from that,
Speaker 4: like going crazyly not going crazy, you're just dying.
Speaker 2: He always wanted to drink their like sledge that's left
Speaker 2: in crazy. See, if I gain any faraoh powers, what
Speaker 2: far power is death? Maybe maybe I will become death.
Speaker 2: I am become death or whatever I have become death.
Speaker 2: I'm like fucking Xanatos now, and I'm fucking I'm killing killing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is it Anatose? That's the guy of death
Speaker 2: in Greek? Yeah? Why did I see Xanatos? Oh? That's
Speaker 2: from fucking uh, that's from uh, Gargoyles. I think it's
Speaker 2: the main villain in Gargoyles, the bad guy. That's the
Speaker 2: dude with the long hair. Yeah, yeah, I think he's Anatose.
Speaker 4: The wizard, that dude. That show was cool as fuck,
Speaker 4: Key David for everything.
Speaker 2: Good show man. They really they try to compete with
Speaker 2: the animated series. The animated series, man, it's uh, I
Speaker 2: know that.
Speaker 4: I think it came back, right, didn't it come back
Speaker 4: for a bit?
Speaker 3: Gargoyles?
Speaker 4: I think it did.
Speaker 2: It did, but it was like, uh, you know, this
Speaker 2: team was lost into those horns. Was that Danny Elfman
Speaker 2: sound like it? It probably wasn't. What who Dandy Elfman again?
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up. I don't think it was. I
Speaker 2: mean it sounds like him. I don't know if they
Speaker 2: just ripped him all you or if it was yeah,
Speaker 2: just go yeah. The next one that was too gay? No,
Speaker 2: I mean I'm looking for there's weirdly like the one
Speaker 2: that says, why am.
Speaker 3: I Sti's did you see that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I did see that? Was that it was it was
Speaker 2: up there, it was up it was earlier.
Speaker 3: There's one that said by hammer Game, he wrote you're gay.
Speaker 2: Oh. So there's a few of those.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, what is that?
Speaker 4: My dad?
Speaker 2: Thank you man? Yeah, you're you're dead supporting us.
Speaker 3: A lot of these are like kind of serious serious yeah,
Speaker 3: the serious ones man, Okay, uh, I mean there's.
Speaker 2: One somebody got some beef where they want some advice
Speaker 2: or no, it's like they're they're struggling with their identity.
Speaker 2: Was Jesus? Depending on what we say, they might live
Speaker 2: or die. So I definitely want to handle that.
Speaker 4: Almost said so what I reflect? So what?
Speaker 2: So what cock? Here's the fucking mad dude.
Speaker 3: Here's there's a listen to listen to t H by
Speaker 3: will I am perhaps you gold mind of the hardest,
Speaker 3: stupidest bars th Anyway, he says a bit of a
Speaker 3: personal serious question for Sweens, if it's too much just
Speaker 3: call me Gay Kingson. Do you have any insight on
Speaker 3: how at all on how your life might have been
Speaker 3: different if you hadn't lost your mom, Like we're her
Speaker 3: and King Dad together, even King Dad.
Speaker 2: I love that this is.
Speaker 3: Do you think you would have ended up doing a
Speaker 3: podcast with these other two mongoloids? Thanks Son, Well, certainly not.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's a drastic change of You know.
Speaker 4: If my mother was still alive, I wouldn't have been
Speaker 4: raised on my grandma, so that would have been one
Speaker 4: thing that would have been very different. I would never
Speaker 4: moved upstate, so I would have never met you. I've
Speaker 4: never met Chris and join everybody, I don't know. I
Speaker 4: don't really it's crazy, it feels really not good. But
Speaker 4: I don't think about my mom.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 4: I did when I was younger a lot like I was.
Speaker 4: He was like the longing for a mother because he'd
Speaker 4: feel like, obviously everybody has a mother and you don't.
Speaker 4: You could probably really because you don't have your father.
Speaker 4: I felt mean the same, but I didn't meet it
Speaker 4: despectfully at all. But like I just never really thought
Speaker 4: about her, and like I would like to know her
Speaker 4: because she seemed interesting, but she also seemed really strict,
Speaker 4: Like my mama was crazy straight, so it was like,
Speaker 4: I guess, I don't know. I had my grandma. My
Speaker 4: grandma was also very strict, but she was like always
Speaker 4: in my favor, like always in my corner, so it
Speaker 4: helped me, Like like, I don't think mom would have
Speaker 4: got me counseling for the problems ad I don't think
Speaker 4: she would have got me therapy. So I am blessed
Speaker 4: to have had my grandma and led me down this path.
Speaker 4: But I think I don't I don't think it would
Speaker 4: have been the same at all, but a very different life, yeah,
Speaker 4: dead maybe. I mean I got caught up in all
Speaker 4: the hoods in New York and not like fucking left.
Speaker 4: Even my mother was another educated woman too, but like that.
Speaker 2: Would have been wild. I want to see Crystal Ball.
Speaker 2: I want to see that.
Speaker 3: I would love to see all these like alternative.
Speaker 2: Times getting fucking savagely raped in jail, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but like white supremacist factions that too, factions many different
Speaker 2: types warring.
Speaker 4: They don't like it.
Speaker 2: Who gets a war for your ass? I'm the prodigal
Speaker 2: prize at the end, I'm going to think at the
Speaker 2: top of the tower that is so great. Outrage is
Speaker 2: a different world, dude.
Speaker 4: Oh man, I don't know, Man, I'd be it'd be interesting.
Speaker 4: I'd love to I'd love to meet her.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I can have a competition one there.
Speaker 4: But also at the same time, she probably scares me
Speaker 4: because of the way she was inscribed to me on me,
Speaker 4: I'm like, you're you're probably a lot mom. Yeah, like
Speaker 4: my dad also just crazy. That guy sucks.
Speaker 3: Also, that is an interesting kind of wrinkle in it
Speaker 3: where it's like you'd have to contend with a person
Speaker 3: who really likes a person you can't stand and in
Speaker 3: a degree, in a degree that like it has to affect.
Speaker 2: They were they were separated by the time I was born.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but she still loved my dad.
Speaker 2: Sure, So that happens.
Speaker 4: Is the ideas that like obviously the separation thing where
Speaker 4: you're like, I'm afraid that my mom's gonna see my
Speaker 4: dad and me and my mom's gonna have resentment because
Speaker 4: parents trying to be like I don't do that, and
Speaker 4: it's like, you're human, you do that sometimes, you know,
Speaker 4: do what if they if they in harpor, like if
Speaker 4: if your child Harper's behaviors from the person that you
Speaker 4: hated so much to leave. You know you're gonna feel
Speaker 4: some type of way about them. Obviously that's just human.
Speaker 2: You know. You're like, oh, yeah, I agree, though, yeah.
Speaker 4: It's like I don't know, yeah.
Speaker 3: Crazy. Uh, Dick Pringles wrote, and he's a Greeting's girl boss.
Speaker 2: Then this will be the last one. We'll go the
Speaker 2: names after this, but uh.
Speaker 3: Greening's girl Bosses. Got a question for Chris. You've mentioned
Speaker 3: multiple times how generally under uninterested you are in comic
Speaker 3: slash superhero, so I wanted to ask what draws you
Speaker 3: so much to Spider Man as a standalone hero. Is
Speaker 3: it mostly tied the childho Nosalgar follow surrounding the Ramy
Speaker 3: Films animated series. Do you just find them to be
Speaker 3: a genuinely interesting character. I think it's just that I
Speaker 3: really think that a lot of that stems from just
Speaker 3: character design, pure character design, because when you're a child, that's.
Speaker 2: The main thing that you're looking at. It draws you in,
Speaker 2: for sure, he draws you in.
Speaker 3: I remember seeing the toys, the action figures and being
Speaker 3: like that, I don't know what that is, but that's.
Speaker 2: What is so striking it's so like perfectly striking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's bright, it's interesting, it's weird. He looks like
Speaker 3: a villain, but like this is a good guy apparent.
Speaker 3: Like I remember thinking, like I can't, I can't separate
Speaker 3: when I first saw Spider Man, I was like, that's
Speaker 3: clearly a villain really because it's like the eyes are angry,
Speaker 3: you know, like it they're like it's the he's masked.
Speaker 3: He's themed after a fucking volatile insect.
Speaker 4: Like everything everything.
Speaker 3: That was one of the main reasons why I like,
Speaker 3: I think even Stanley talked about like how he's just
Speaker 3: like they don't they turned down Spider Man initially because
Speaker 3: they were just like, no one's gonna want like that's
Speaker 3: that's that's not a heath.
Speaker 4: Everything about everything was like should not have worked Initially.
Speaker 4: He was a kid first and foremost he was he
Speaker 4: was a nerd. He wasn't like cool. Yeah, and like
Speaker 4: I think it's it's interesting because I can't separate myself
Speaker 4: from Spider Man anymore, Like he's such an integral part of.
Speaker 3: Like I remember before I remember period well me too,
Speaker 3: but like I just I remember, like you know what
Speaker 3: it was because I first saw Cymbio Spider Man, and uh,
Speaker 3: that was the first toy that I saw, or like
Speaker 3: that was the first comic cover that I saw, and
Speaker 3: I was just like what the fuck is that? And
Speaker 3: I tried to read comics.
Speaker 2: I just like I didn't.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know if it was like
Speaker 3: ADHD or what, but like I just I couldn't really
Speaker 3: get into them. They were also so quick, Like I
Speaker 3: we didn't have I didn't have access to like none
Speaker 3: of the.
Speaker 4: People were used trade.
Speaker 3: My family weren't really like comic people, Like they weren't
Speaker 3: like I had no cousins who were into it. So
Speaker 3: like it was really like I didn't have access to
Speaker 3: like compendiums or like volumes. The only comics that I
Speaker 3: ever got came with like other things as like an
Speaker 3: incidental and so they were just like literally five pages,
Speaker 3: and I'm just like, well, this this sucks because like
Speaker 3: I don't even know how to track down the other
Speaker 3: half of this. The Internet's not real for me yet,
Speaker 3: so like it's just like it just was completely inaccessible.
Speaker 3: But I saw, like I remember the toys and I
Speaker 3: love the toys, and then obviously the cartoon was huge,
Speaker 3: and I think I got into the car cartoon because
Speaker 3: of the toy, and then I got into games because
Speaker 3: of the cartoon, and then the movie happened and that
Speaker 3: was like a realization of all that, And just seven
Speaker 3: years old is like a perfect time. Eight years old
Speaker 3: is a perfect time to see that movie like that
Speaker 3: is a perfect age to see like that type of
Speaker 3: movie on the big screen like that, and and looking
Speaker 3: as good as it did and being as good as
Speaker 3: it was. And I think that's really that's that's the
Speaker 3: core of it. Really, Like I think it's an interesting
Speaker 3: character too, but I just don't it's the medium of
Speaker 3: comics that I just I can't really get that.
Speaker 4: I think Spider Man fits you in a way that
Speaker 4: it's he's just your kind of character, like in every
Speaker 4: sense of the word, He's like, you're.
Speaker 2: What you are. I felt like I was like, oh
Speaker 2: that I feel like that kid, Yeah, I'm similar to
Speaker 2: that guy.
Speaker 4: For me, for Spider Man was always like because I
Speaker 4: think Spider Man is my the the what I aim towards,
Speaker 4: being like the kind of guy where it's like I'm
Speaker 4: trying to do the right thing all the time. But
Speaker 4: I can understand how how people could not exactly project
Speaker 4: themselves on him because he's a very specific kind of person.
Speaker 4: For the time he was made, he was very much
Speaker 4: on an abundant kind of figure, Like anyone that would
Speaker 4: read comics at that time effectively would be a fan,
Speaker 4: would be a Spider Man as person. You know, like
Speaker 4: very likely you point dexter, loser glasses, all that stuff
Speaker 4: like that For me would make Spider Man so important
Speaker 4: is the is just his connection to where I'm from
Speaker 4: particularly makes him really important to me, because he's like
Speaker 4: in a in an area, in a place where like
Speaker 4: being cut though is kind of the theme he reminds
Speaker 4: people of, like the friendly nature of New York, even
Speaker 4: though New York is not exactly friendly, the cooperative nature
Speaker 4: of how we gets a community there. Yeah, the community
Speaker 4: nature another friend of neighborhood character. So I really I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't separate myself from Spider Man any longer. It's
Speaker 4: just too late. It's like separating myself from Star Wars, Like,
Speaker 4: I can't. I don't know how to do that anymore.
Speaker 2: Psychopath Probably yeah, yeah, certainly it would have happened.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you don't think you looks like a villain? No,
Speaker 3: like on site with no if you had no context
Speaker 3: for Spider Man at all, and you saw there was
Speaker 3: like the angled like kind of like sharp.
Speaker 4: I didn't even think I were angry until you and
Speaker 4: Gabby were like their angry eyes literally, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I never guess.
Speaker 2: Because to me, like you aren't angry, it's it's uh,
Speaker 2: it's like the means you gotta you gotta turn them.
Speaker 2: They have to be going this way diagonally to be
Speaker 2: angry then, like that like going out the way.
Speaker 4: That I the way they're supposed to be, the way
Speaker 4: that I remembercles if they're not angry, and the way
Speaker 4: that they're like fur down in general means aggression. I
Speaker 4: guess That's what Gabby explained to me most toys, and
Speaker 4: and the thing about it too is like to.
Speaker 2: Me, he has angry expressions though you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: like so that's not default angry to me.
Speaker 3: But I guess, like because me and Gabby were like
Speaker 3: we we draw a lot, especially like as kids, like
Speaker 3: that was like that was the main thing I thought
Speaker 3: I was gonna be an artist like me like like drawing,
Speaker 3: but I remember, like, I mean, dude, like you see
Speaker 3: like if you do like if you just do the
Speaker 3: profile was a shitty head or whatever.
Speaker 2: But then like.
Speaker 3: Like that's like that's how you would draw, like like
Speaker 3: those are the eyes of Like that's how you would
Speaker 3: start drawing like an angry villainous character if you were
Speaker 3: just trying to make like just some some fucking angry dude,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Like that that was those
Speaker 3: were the eyes that you would start For.
Speaker 4: Me, I guess he was wearing a mask. I didn't
Speaker 4: see him as angry. I was like, he's wearing a mask.
Speaker 3: That also made it to me because it's because now
Speaker 3: you're now you're heeling, You're everything about it was nefarious.
Speaker 3: I thought it was. I thought it was edgy and cool.
Speaker 3: Like I thought it was, like, who's this fucking I
Speaker 3: thought it was a bad guy when I when I.
Speaker 4: Got into his lenses move a lot, So that changes
Speaker 4: the perspective of him in like like various ways. Sure,
Speaker 4: because in a comic, it just does it. It's the
Speaker 4: sharp angle upward that makes it angry. I never thought
Speaker 4: visual angry.
Speaker 2: I just thought of it. It's like because it's so
Speaker 2: many helmets, masks, so many things are put because you
Speaker 2: don't want to make them look dorky.
Speaker 3: Sure, it's the to me, it is it is edge.
Speaker 2: I guess I never thought of as angry, but Edge
Speaker 2: absolutely I thought of like, because the idea is you
Speaker 2: want your soldiers, you want people who are in costumes
Speaker 2: to feel cool, and this just looks like fucking serious
Speaker 2: and uh but I just see anger. But I totally
Speaker 2: get it. How you can place anger on it absolutely well.
Speaker 3: Then also you have to also consider the fact that,
Speaker 3: like the other characters in that lexicon who look even
Speaker 3: remotely similar to him, you look at Venom and Carn
Speaker 3: and you're like, those aren't good guys, you know, like that,
Speaker 3: So like you see Spider Man, it's like, oh, that's
Speaker 3: just I think. I remember thinking, actually when I first
Speaker 3: saw when I first saw Symbio Spider Man as a toy,
Speaker 3: I remember thinking, like, oh, is that like pre evolution
Speaker 3: Venom or something like. I was thinking about it in
Speaker 3: like Pokemon terms or something like that, like before like
Speaker 3: does it and it was technically so I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just I was drawn to that because I I
Speaker 3: thought it was cool. I think the black Suit is
Speaker 3: such an unbelievably fucking good costume.
Speaker 4: It's insane. It isn't really like I think I'm the
Speaker 4: classic is the classic. But like I when I think
Speaker 4: of costumes ever on a character, I'm like, this is perfect.
Speaker 4: This is the best costume characters I've had. But maybe
Speaker 4: I remember a few comparable ones.
Speaker 3: But I think that's about I remember being jarring when
Speaker 3: I first saw the TV show and he was like
Speaker 3: he was like making jokes and shit, I was like,
Speaker 3: what the hell, what is that?
Speaker 2: What's going with it?
Speaker 4: I like this, but like this is I think it
Speaker 4: also makes sense as well, because like I'm projecting myself
Speaker 4: to be more than I am, because I'm a child
Speaker 4: making a costume to be a hero. Sure, it's like
Speaker 4: it's like his character all funnels back into like it's
Speaker 4: like a circle, Like everything about him runs back into itself.
Speaker 4: Is what makes it so impressive. That's what I really
Speaker 4: like about it. That's why even Tholes is like great,
Speaker 4: a great character. He is, really I think he's a
Speaker 4: better character than Peter is effectively like almost every way whatever,
Speaker 4: But I think Peter is magic lightning in a bottle, genuinely,
Speaker 4: So that's why he work.
Speaker 3: It's like Ghostbusters or something. It's like you can't do
Speaker 3: that again. Yeah, It's like if you make it a
Speaker 3: first of all, if you make another kids superhero, you're
Speaker 3: just gonna think, like, that's spider.
Speaker 4: I thought I literally made him a Spider Man. I
Speaker 4: think they were like, well, just make him Spider Man,
Speaker 4: but like black and Hispanic, you let the yeah, let
Speaker 4: the colors be like, oh, I can see myself and him,
Speaker 4: you know color, because I.
Speaker 2: Think I Spider Man.
Speaker 3: Some Spider Man was the first Halloween costume that I made.
Speaker 3: It was like shit, it was garbage. It was absolutely
Speaker 3: it made no sense. It was like sweatpants and like
Speaker 3: a like black sweat.
Speaker 2: And I think I literally took I think I just
Speaker 2: cut the Spider out of paper and like taped it
Speaker 2: to my chest.
Speaker 3: But I loved it. I was like so into it.
Speaker 3: I love it, and uh, this is a formative time.
Speaker 4: So it was a very superhero with the Spawn.
Speaker 2: No, definitely one of my favorites because I have like
Speaker 2: probably the most action figures of Spawn. But that's just
Speaker 2: because like I always wanted to collect those, you know,
Speaker 2: time Farlan looking brilliant, like just a marketing of just
Speaker 2: oh there's a spawn in every fucking time period essentially,
Speaker 2: So I wouldn't say it's my favorite. I think just
Speaker 2: like as collectible, but actually it to me, it's it's
Speaker 2: it's always been like a tie between uh, Spider Man
Speaker 2: and Wolverine. It's always been like, I don't know which
Speaker 2: one I like more, but I would probably have to
Speaker 2: depends on the day. It kind of bees like there's
Speaker 2: elements to both. I'm like, oh, this really stands out.
Speaker 2: But even when it comes to like fighting, but one
Speaker 2: of the reasons why I was drawing to them, so
Speaker 2: I like very, I like fast, I like agility. It obviously, yeah,
Speaker 2: Wolverine technically shouldn't be as fast as he is in
Speaker 2: a lot of fighting games.
Speaker 4: He's as dude, he shouldn't be.
Speaker 2: He should be really heavy, you know, and like he
Speaker 2: should probably be more tanky, Like I love how fucking
Speaker 2: fast n Agile is.
Speaker 3: I liked Wolverine when I was a kid, but then
Speaker 3: I realized that I had to get into the X
Speaker 3: Men to see him, and I was just like, I
Speaker 3: don't care. I don't care about anybody. I only cared
Speaker 3: about Wolverine. And then like seeing like, look I can
Speaker 3: I'm a blue person, I can turn into whoever, and like,
Speaker 3: I don't I.
Speaker 4: Love the way he's always dritten like drawn, like squatting
Speaker 4: and like just all muscle, just like his claws out.
Speaker 4: I'm like, this guy's so upset amazing if you look
Speaker 4: at the frames of like say the Marvel game, the
Speaker 4: Fighting games, look at the frames of him doing berserker
Speaker 4: barrage just like just like onund dude is.
Speaker 2: He is doing the craziest like you know, like and
Speaker 2: then his claws are all flopping serious when he finishes,
Speaker 2: he like like it's like that is that is an
Speaker 2: iconic image crazy the clause and let's go.
Speaker 4: I want to do that. I've done that as a kid.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you up after I shunned something. It's like
Speaker 4: power like after watching Power Rangers and you fucking you
Speaker 4: like jump off with you stop and you do a
Speaker 4: fucking pose.
Speaker 3: I think that like freaks me out about Wolverine's Like
Speaker 3: it reminds me of the like you ever have a
Speaker 3: loose teeth dream like where like your teeth are loose
Speaker 3: or whatever. Always I always like I think you never
Speaker 3: had that. It's just I mean, it's just I mean
Speaker 3: you remember what it's like though, right, feel like having
Speaker 3: a loose tooth.
Speaker 2: A loose tooth?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so like I remember I had a dream
Speaker 3: that I had, like Wolverine clause and then I was
Speaker 3: like screaming and then I but then they were like,
Speaker 3: there's a give to it, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I don't feel like I don't feel like I could
Speaker 3: reliably cut anything with these, So I just kind of
Speaker 3: walked around with knives out of my hands.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just and it was just so lame.
Speaker 3: It looks Wolverine. So Wolverine's for the sake of diversity, Wolverine,
Speaker 3: Spider Man's spider Man.
Speaker 4: I have two fers of barrels. It's spider Man. Spider
Speaker 4: Man's number one. He is the He's your favorite, my favorite,
Speaker 4: But like right after him was Green Lantern.
Speaker 3: Okay, so so Wolverine spider Man.
Speaker 2: Uh Mark Furman.
Speaker 4: That's insane like Model Yournopolis.
Speaker 2: But I guess no, Mark Furman. Yeah, right, Is that
Speaker 2: why I think it is? Uh O J. Simpson related
Speaker 2: Mark Verman. Are we talking about everyone? Yeah? The hero
Speaker 2: police officer, Yeah, the one that was really into the
Speaker 2: saying the hard R. Yeah.
Speaker 12: I mean everybody has their moments, all right, Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 12: I mean we have, but like a choice favorite your
Speaker 12: favorite hero being superhero, your.
Speaker 4: Mindy's super Yeah, this is the greatest guy.
Speaker 3: There's a comic about this. Clearly there's a comic book
Speaker 3: about this guy. There must be there.
Speaker 2: Probably he's probably.
Speaker 3: Anyway, just read our names, twenty five dollars and my third.
Speaker 2: Even though like for a while I was obsessed with
Speaker 2: but If. He was the first one that actually got
Speaker 2: turned on too, but just because he was the earliest,
Speaker 2: uh movie, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember that was the first. Yeah, that was
Speaker 3: the first thing we hear a movie.
Speaker 2: I saw it was the bad.
Speaker 4: I really love it hate Batman at the same time.
Speaker 4: That's the character I exist in like a place where
Speaker 4: I really love him, but also I just think that
Speaker 4: like his mytholds has gotten so wildly out of control.
Speaker 4: It's like this was also too.
Speaker 3: I feel the way about Batman that I do about
Speaker 3: like Aging forty seven, where like I'm really into it,
Speaker 3: but like I'm not. I'm not passionate. Really like I
Speaker 3: think I like Batman's world. I like everything Batman is
Speaker 3: my least favorite part about everything that Batman is related.
Speaker 4: I think everything about is cool until you add Batman.
Speaker 4: Then when you add Batman as a full character to
Speaker 4: it is like this doesn't make sense anymore.
Speaker 2: I think it's still cool. I like Batman as but
Speaker 2: he's just he's literally insane, and I feel like people
Speaker 2: need to treat him as if that's true, because that's
Speaker 2: the thing. Like Matt Reeves movie did that pretty well.
Speaker 13: Actually he's fucking crazy because he's clearly a lunatic. Yeah,
Speaker 13: you know, it's subdued and everyone around him, everyone around
Speaker 13: him knows he's a lunatic. Like it's like it's like
Speaker 13: Diaries of a Crazy guy. Inside his head, he's like,
Speaker 13: I don't sleep anymore.
Speaker 2: And he's charismatic, like like Bruce Bruce Wayne in that movie.
Speaker 3: Is charismatic in the way that I would expect somebody
Speaker 3: like that to be, which is like it's it's it's
Speaker 3: just like kind of like people.
Speaker 2: It's not so much that he's charismatic.
Speaker 3: It's that he's like mysterious and people are like into
Speaker 3: that and people are like, what's going on with this guy?
Speaker 3: I'm curious.
Speaker 2: I want to know the thing that he usually does though,
Speaker 2: but like I like, yeah, the way that he's portrayed
Speaker 2: in The Batman is I think that's.
Speaker 4: One of the best.
Speaker 3: I gotta watch it again. I only saw it once,
Speaker 3: but I remember liking it a lot. It's it's a
Speaker 3: good they portrayed.
Speaker 4: It's a good character movie. It's a good character.
Speaker 3: They portrayed him good in that.
Speaker 2: But the reason why, like other plays, other movies and
Speaker 2: other iterations, uh, they would make him like oh the
Speaker 2: billionaire playboy, like he was very charismatic. Stuff is was
Speaker 2: to at least in my opinion, was to play off
Speaker 2: of him being a sociopath, where he's like, I he
Speaker 2: is fucked, dude, He's fucked. He's as to all this trauma,
Speaker 2: all this shit, and he plays up this character that
Speaker 2: he clearly doesn't give a shit about, and he's like
Speaker 2: he manipulates people, who manipulates kids to make them fight
Speaker 2: for him. He does all these things that are so crazy.
Speaker 2: Will not kill the joker who was killing so many
Speaker 2: people in cousin sobody. I'm like, bro, how is nobody
Speaker 2: seeing this? And then it's nice when some writers start
Speaker 2: to show you that, like, hey, let me really show
Speaker 2: you that this guy's nuts and not just a hero
Speaker 2: because most people kind of you know, oh he's still
Speaker 2: a hero. Oh he sacrificed himself to save us and
Speaker 2: all this ship like that. I'm like, yeah, I guess,
Speaker 2: you know. But also he's been doing a lot of
Speaker 2: crazy ship for the longest time.
Speaker 4: I think he excels when he's not. I think he
Speaker 4: excels and interactions with his venoms and his his his
Speaker 4: boy wonders. Yeah, Like I think night Wing is a
Speaker 4: great character, and I think Nightwing really like adds to
Speaker 4: him as a character. And it's like the foil, It's like,
Speaker 4: I may be angry. Yeah, that's despectful. Can you d
Speaker 4: you draw on Venom or Cartage? I think Carta is
Speaker 4: easier to draw.
Speaker 2: THEO carn is a lot easier dri really really mae.
Speaker 3: Although that's mainly because I probably did you know.
Speaker 4: Because Carna his face is just like Spider Man's face.
Speaker 2: But then like he just yeah, yeah, man, dude, I had.
Speaker 3: This remember, like it's been a while since I've drawn anything.
Speaker 2: There's a Carnage shirt that I have that I I
Speaker 2: wish I bought it Frankinson's probably in two thousand and
Speaker 2: six or something.
Speaker 4: It wasn't there though, right it was.
Speaker 2: There was. There was one that was uh it was
Speaker 2: off of Harbor and Gale the first one and then
Speaker 2: now then.
Speaker 4: You grew up like that's the area where you grew
Speaker 4: up right, No, no, no, I I grew up.
Speaker 2: In Harbor is the street, but I grew up in
Speaker 2: the Harbor, which we would just go over the hill,
Speaker 2: you know, just past like Roland Heights and getting into
Speaker 2: uh yeah. But yeah, it's been around since eighties, Francis.
Speaker 2: I've been going since I was probably in sixth grade.
Speaker 2: I remember that was the first time I bought a
Speaker 2: dragon since everything is you know, was delayed for us.
Speaker 2: I bought a Dragon Ball Z poster that had krilling
Speaker 2: with hair that had like all they had like this stuff.
Speaker 2: I was like, bro, what the fun was?
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 3: I played Dragon Ball GT Final bout before I had
Speaker 3: seen any of the show, I think. And I remember
Speaker 3: being like, what the I think I only played Budocai Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I was like, what the fuck is that? Baby?
Speaker 2: What the fuck trunks I?
Speaker 3: I genuinely thought it was like a Chinese like knockoff,
Speaker 3: like full of like original like fake characters.
Speaker 2: I gave that post to my friend Frankie. I don't
Speaker 2: know why the fuck I did that. I was such
Speaker 2: a I was such a good friend back in the day.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 3: I think about that too. Man, I would give like
Speaker 3: my cousins like he can have my PSP.
Speaker 4: I'm a way better idiot, better friend now than I
Speaker 4: was back then. Yeah, I wasn't a bad friend.
Speaker 2: I was like, I wasn't like.
Speaker 3: Robbing your friends.
Speaker 4: Did I rob any of my friends?
Speaker 2: As I did think I did?
Speaker 3: But it was in me that that urges in me,
Speaker 3: the darkness to take things that isn't in every kid
Speaker 3: that I think that.
Speaker 4: Dude, Oh my god. I told a story about the
Speaker 4: guy that took that grab my game boy and tried
Speaker 4: to run with it, and my cousin intercepted me and
Speaker 4: be the funk out of him. That's such a crazy
Speaker 4: moment because I remember like I was playing my game
Speaker 4: bay front of my school and some guy who ran
Speaker 4: past me and grabbed it. He was a little older
Speaker 4: than me, and.
Speaker 2: I was like, he's like sixteen, No, he was.
Speaker 4: He was definitely like in his early teens. And then
Speaker 4: my cousin, do you go to your school, you know
Speaker 4: he's probably someone's brother. Okay, you know niggas. Niggas steal,
Speaker 4: especially in New York whereby struggling people still left and right.
Speaker 4: So like he took it from me, and I remember
Speaker 4: like being really sad I see my cousin just intercept him,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh.
Speaker 2: He was ready.
Speaker 3: He was like line and weight.
Speaker 2: I think he was.
Speaker 4: I think he was like, hey, go take that from
Speaker 4: my cousin, the fucking stance, and it's like, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: He set the whole thing up Man to beat then
Speaker 4: out of his kid. He was like, Hey, that kid
Speaker 4: over the can't catch you.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. Kind of that kid setting up your hero story.
Speaker 4: Right right, He's kind of that kid he was. He
Speaker 4: was a bad egg bro.
Speaker 3: But I think I think, yeah, like the Arkham games
Speaker 3: I think are like my favorite batter by far. I
Speaker 3: just love like Batman, Arkham Island, Arkham City, and even
Speaker 3: Arkham Knight.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I love those I love those Bandsman such a
Speaker 4: monster in those games.
Speaker 2: That's what's so good. I mean it's good. It's good.
Speaker 3: The vibe of it, amiens, the performances, every the look
Speaker 3: of everything I think is perfect. It's like just cartoony
Speaker 3: enough to be like it's like it's got that BioShock
Speaker 3: kind of quality right where like nobody looks real, but
Speaker 3: they don't look it doesn't like even though that game's
Speaker 3: old as fuck, it doesn't look dated.
Speaker 4: The scene where he had the car backing up on
Speaker 4: dudes neck. I was like, Bruce, what are you doing
Speaker 4: right now? And I'm in Arkham night where he was like, oh,
Speaker 4: tell me where he is. He's like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: and he had the car back up and I was like.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: I want to play those games again, Like you need
Speaker 3: to chill, dude.
Speaker 2: It's the bat this.
Speaker 4: I think I really think that Batman could beat I
Speaker 4: saw the Spider Man. I really think he'd win.
Speaker 3: That Batman could beat most people stoppable.
Speaker 4: Especially Spider Row. He's just tired and he's just wear down.
Speaker 2: I think that Batman could stop Juggernaut running. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I think he would press circle press, he would just
Speaker 3: stop like he was just like on a dime.
Speaker 2: The Dragon.
Speaker 3: Up is so ridiculous the first three hits or so,
Speaker 3: because it's like.
Speaker 4: I love that it goes from.
Speaker 2: Five, it goes from three punches a minute, let's say
Speaker 2: two three punch and punches a second. So good. That
Speaker 2: guy's been dead for seconds. He turned off, he's dying.
Speaker 2: He's hitting him off and hitting him back on and
Speaker 2: hitting him and hitting him back off.
Speaker 3: Batman killed him and now he's just exercising. He's working
Speaker 3: the bag now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, oh my god, I love those fucking games
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we're gonna read talk, We're gonna read the question.
Speaker 3: My favorite that so much that that alone makes Batman
Speaker 3: one of my favorites, just that bit of him breaking
Speaker 3: people in half, put putting their heads in a blender
Speaker 3: and then pulling them out like no talk, it's so good.
Speaker 3: And we're gonna read out twenty five. We're gonna read
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Speaker 3: over to Patreonic compress, join up. You get me to
Speaker 3: read your name, and the end the show. Count me
Speaker 3: down three two one. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: I was just thinking of like, what was it, Uh,
Speaker 2: what's cat Woman's I think she's hanging uh where there's
Speaker 2: a bat of acid with the with two face and
Speaker 2: ship like that, and like Batman, He's like, this is
Speaker 2: the bad most badass character ever. But like you can
Speaker 2: just walk into the.
Speaker 4: Bad of ass and kill yourself.
Speaker 2: It's so funny.
Speaker 7: You just the game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in the game, I don't think I forgot who's
Speaker 3: day in the city.
Speaker 2: It's cat Woman, yeah city. Yeah, I think it's a
Speaker 2: cat Woman's but yeah, like you can get to like
Speaker 2: save and you can just walks so funny.
Speaker 4: Love those games so much.
Speaker 3: I love the I love the hell games like that
Speaker 3: where he plays like a really powerful person with the
Speaker 3: water kills.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, just Assassin's Creed the first one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just.
Speaker 4: Drowns.
Speaker 3: I'm climbing this big thing.
Speaker 2: You learned how to scale building before you learn how
Speaker 2: to swim. It's an idiot.
Speaker 4: Every game where you can't swim is the craziest ship
Speaker 4: to me. It's like, why can't they swim?
Speaker 2: Jump?
Speaker 4: Why can't you swim? You can jump?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is crazy.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it sometimes sometimes it makes sense just because
Speaker 3: like it's it makes the level cool. But like I'm
Speaker 3: always I am always thinking that you started playing.
Speaker 4: Games they didn't have double jump, but you were like
Speaker 4: what the fuck is going on? I remember that moment vividly.
Speaker 4: I was like, wait a minute, whoa whoa crash bandic?
Speaker 4: Who could jump twice? I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm like, uh, like I want to clear something
Speaker 2: and I'm like what, I'm always like it's always like
Speaker 2: I'm never frowning when I discover that a game has
Speaker 2: a double jump, you know, what I mean, it's always
Speaker 2: like so it's nice, it's always a good feeling.
Speaker 4: It was because of the fact that we played most
Speaker 4: games when we're younger were platforming games, and every platformer
Speaker 4: needs a double jump at some point at least yes,
Speaker 4: at some point. That's like now they're not Then you.
Speaker 2: Got of war games, they're like like they're literally grounded
Speaker 2: where you can just hit circle to jump to gap
Speaker 2: this bridge or whatever. But I just missed being able
Speaker 2: to It's.
Speaker 3: More games of war. It's more like gears.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how games are now. It's really unfortunate double
Speaker 4: jumping like the Last of Us and ship.
Speaker 2: Now we're talking, there must be a mom yeh.
Speaker 4: I never just because I'm like, why can't destroy this?
Speaker 4: I get heard Last of Us into skate effectively if
Speaker 4: I walked literally because that.
Speaker 2: Game playing bro.
Speaker 3: It's not good. It's not a good video game really,
Speaker 3: but it is funny. It is funny because it's so broken,
Speaker 3: like have you seen I haven't seen anything from it.
Speaker 3: We'll read the credits like I I want to show
Speaker 3: you this. It's this stuff hilarious.
Speaker 2: I'll be reading in the meantime Menacing Creature. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: you can you can take it.
Speaker 4: See fat pully, fat pussy, fat puss, See fat pussy,
Speaker 4: fat pussy, fat is pussy.
Speaker 3: That is screaming aerial, huge pussy.
Speaker 2: Demetrius Lenzaris, nice name. It has a real name. And
Speaker 2: and Dersa and Dersa interesting twenty six God's favorite Fimboy
Speaker 2: k W Malick Berry, Rice, Jordan Bryan A. I don't
Speaker 2: recognize any of these names. Farmer Jimmy.
Speaker 3: I might have wait, hold on, I might have opened
Speaker 3: the page.
Speaker 2: Well he didn't say it because I was like, I say,
Speaker 2: I don't recognize any of these names. Nless, we got
Speaker 2: a huge surge. Congratulations, yeah, because these are normal names.
Speaker 2: Something was wrong. It's like, wait, these sounds like these
Speaker 2: are real people. Yeah, yeah, this is available on the top.
Speaker 4: That is Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's so stupid, but easy fix.
Speaker 2: And they're like, no, I'm good, Oh yeah, so oh
Speaker 2: you got it. What the hell is this? You just
Speaker 2: is this a glitch?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: You can just do that. You can just you can
Speaker 3: just roll on your back like fucking Sonic.
Speaker 2: This music is insane.
Speaker 4: You can just do that.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: It is fun though, like it's it's not a good
Speaker 3: video game, but it is fun.
Speaker 2: Interesting you take about, think about I didn't even read
Speaker 2: it either, New Ones you read? Uh all right, oh
Speaker 2: that's wait what yeah?
Speaker 4: What you're right there, Bud, I'm reading something crazy. It's
Speaker 4: for Star Wars.
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, Oh you're gonna say they're Sylie Kirk shot again,
Speaker 3: God's favorite.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna read the names, coming down again proper
Speaker 2: this time each new Son.
Speaker 3: Uh one, two, three, God's favorite, Fenboy, Malik Berry, Anal Footcake, Kobeba.
Speaker 3: What do you call a lost wolf?
Speaker 2: A were wolf?
Speaker 3: Tigue Jersey no drawls, Kingstrawn nine thousand gets damaged, becomes
Speaker 3: a good co host, the presidential Spider.
Speaker 7: What is this mean?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? It's good drawing a secrets?
Speaker 3: I have to make Chris Ray gay gay guy, so
Speaker 3: jewish he tips in coupons and wants change. Jesus relax, everybody.
Speaker 2: Yo, who says that? Who says that?
Speaker 3: For real?
Speaker 4: For real? Session like that?
Speaker 2: That's so crazy?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's so not nice.
Speaker 2: That's fine?
Speaker 4: Am I just pussy now? It might have become a bitch.
Speaker 3: You're just an adult. You're an adult now, guy. So
Speaker 3: she opened my dick hole then spitting it? Uh, getting
Speaker 3: Jude out of twenty five dollars by two big sexy,
Speaker 3: big black is Israelites and a light skin twink Delta.
Speaker 2: Gamma literally fed this toddler last week. Why is it
Speaker 2: still crying? Squimp his bugs, Clamia? That's qui the third?
Speaker 3: Why does Cashitell keep using sharpies on bullets? Episode ranking
Speaker 3: viewer Halloween costumes?
Speaker 2: Oh that could be fun. Oh that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 4: I guess if we went off to.
Speaker 3: Thing like destroyed the Monster Energy drink.
Speaker 2: Oh man, of course, oh man, really funny. Oh boy?
Speaker 4: What all right about the blow fucking raids? Sorry about that? Sorry,
Speaker 4: I'm so congested it's making me go crazy.
Speaker 3: Why what's going on? You're still sick with the Coersta
Speaker 3: Rican fucking flew?
Speaker 2: You got?
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I got COVID twenty.
Speaker 2: Good luck, good luck dealing with it.
Speaker 3: I heard they're offering vouchers for that.
Speaker 4: Oh hope I get hope I get some change.
Speaker 3: You won't, oh Beast Drowger episode. Oh I read that,
Speaker 3: Chris saying the morning name more and more quiet day
Speaker 3: day you.
Speaker 2: Without sweet number ten?
Speaker 3: I've got I read it. I hope aliens are real
Speaker 3: that way. I have more things to fuck animatronic Sweeney
Speaker 3: just saying the N word NonStop. Have you seen the
Speaker 3: guy who does you too? He does you two poops
Speaker 3: in real life with himself.
Speaker 2: What are you about? I understand as I said it
Speaker 2: out loud. I hope I saved it.
Speaker 3: Oh god, no, no, no, oh oh no, I hope
Speaker 3: I fucking it was so good? Oh good, thank god,
Speaker 3: I have the I have the wherewithal.
Speaker 2: You sent me that last night? Dude? He killed me.
Speaker 2: Have you seen this guy doing YouTube poops? But it's
Speaker 2: it's it's him. No, sorry, you gotta hear. This is
Speaker 2: good stuff, good being destroyed. Oh man, I.
Speaker 4: Assu's like crazy, the final stage of comedy.
Speaker 9: That's that is the last so good because like I'm
Speaker 9: looking at him, they said edited, because it is like he's.
Speaker 8: Nailing it, like this slow down in the reverse. That
Speaker 8: is the end of COMEDYID I never.
Speaker 2: Once thought in my life that I would see that.
Speaker 2: For some reason, you.
Speaker 4: Can't platform that guy. You can't because we.
Speaker 2: Haven't invite him on the show. Let's let's we'll invite
Speaker 2: him on after Benjamin. He sounds Italian or something's he's
Speaker 2: definitely because he said on Diamo. I think so he's
Speaker 2: like or something like that, being in.
Speaker 4: A car with something like that that guy next thing,
Speaker 4: either either you think it's really funny like us, or
Speaker 4: you want to kill yourself.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's insane.
Speaker 2: Where where where did you find that?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I was I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was scrolling and I saw it. I was like,
Speaker 2: this is amazing. I have to say it. It's every
Speaker 2: day now.
Speaker 3: Now I get in the habit of just like I
Speaker 3: have to save this that I have to have of art.
Speaker 3: My Averarice knows no Browns. When it comes to videos
Speaker 3: on the Internet, it's like I have to I must
Speaker 3: own it.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's crazy because you don't own it.
Speaker 2: You don't. You never got to really own it.
Speaker 4: But you have it.
Speaker 2: I own I own it as much as I would
Speaker 2: want to. You know, I don't have the rights to it,
Speaker 2: so I can't make a film about it.
Speaker 4: I guess cry that made me cry that last night,
Speaker 4: And was like, what the are you looking at? And
Speaker 4: I showed her. She was like, this is the opposite
Speaker 4: of funny, literally, and I was like, right, isn't it great?
Speaker 2: Sam Porter bitches to residents Coach.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I think anti comedy is gonna win
Speaker 4: suit and that's so good for me. It's technically really bad.
Speaker 2: It's already one. Really you think anti comedy one? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 4: Anyway, she like that is anti comedy. You think that's
Speaker 4: so that's peak.
Speaker 2: So so dehydrated by splooges like spackle, just for gay
Speaker 2: gay Bundo mauld and Sado joins the idea reckless rhino
Speaker 2: slow the slok er two, Why so Dirpy? What do
Speaker 2: you guys? What do you guys want to be when
Speaker 2: you grow up? Five to two?
Speaker 4: Jackpot?
Speaker 2: I want to lose two inches? Hey pot, Jackpot gisbo jez.
Speaker 4: We should so we gotta do the freaking the laugh
Speaker 4: Factory and I gotta do that.
Speaker 3: Dude went he went again, so upset I missed it.
Speaker 4: He went again.
Speaker 3: He went again the first time in twenty years. I
Speaker 3: think he went to the laugh Factory.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Or maybe not. Maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I'm
Speaker 2: making this up.
Speaker 4: Him going.
Speaker 2: I saw him do.
Speaker 3: He It was something about like twenty years after the
Speaker 3: Lave Factor. He came out and he did a thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know. If it was a stand up comedy,
Speaker 2: I don't know. If it was like a fucking event.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what it was, but
Speaker 3: it happened already. I was bummed because it was happening
Speaker 3: here and I wanted to go be hilarious, just to
Speaker 3: be there, feel the uncomfortable energy in the room, Like
Speaker 3: I envy the people, like the people who like we're
Speaker 3: in I can't remember if it was Kimmel or Follon
Speaker 3: or Leno or whoever, but like who were in the
Speaker 3: audience for the Late night show Letterman, who were in
Speaker 3: the audience when they after that happened, and Jerry Seinfeld
Speaker 3: went on the show and then like he called in
Speaker 3: like the a skype or something to apologize, and people
Speaker 3: were laughing because they just thought it was funny.
Speaker 2: Yau the Cramer's funny. So like I wish I was
Speaker 2: in that audience, dude, I would have been eleven. But
Speaker 2: I think stuff like that is really funny. It is necessary.
Speaker 2: I think like moments like that where you just see
Speaker 2: people just do ridiculous shit, it's funny. It's just funny.
Speaker 3: The funniest thing about it is that it happened at
Speaker 3: the exact worst time. If it happened a year earlier,
Speaker 3: no one would have heard about it. Yeah, it would
Speaker 3: have been like a rumor, you know. But like someone
Speaker 3: there had a fucking motorola razor that was just enough
Speaker 3: to get all that on camera.
Speaker 4: You know, that's creamer, that's it was so funny, dude,
Speaker 4: I want to reenact that so bad, but I want
Speaker 4: to reenact it after no, heckling.
Speaker 3: We should wait for you should wait for something. No,
Speaker 3: just like somebody people don't laugh at a joke. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then that's your trigger.
Speaker 2: It just sends you spirally like I do that skit
Speaker 2: the fucking live action YouTube poops.
Speaker 4: No one laughs, But I can't have my friends with
Speaker 4: my friends will laugh. That's a problem.
Speaker 3: No, we'll we'll we won't laugh.
Speaker 4: Okay, good good, you know, really funny. We'll promise hopefully
Speaker 4: I'm so funny, so hopefully guys don't laugh.
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Speaker 3: destroy old Maga fascists. Derek nut chopping his innocent hashtag
Speaker 3: for him round eyed Asian washing his rice to throw
Speaker 3: it away and drink the starch water. Uh, you're a
Speaker 3: blue collar worker.
Speaker 2: That's cute.
Speaker 3: I work at a ball crushing factory where they rush
Speaker 3: my balls.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I sport de I dikes the Eagles and Italians. A
Speaker 3: silly little billy snorting coke and pilly uh.
Speaker 2: Ah queen, Oh.
Speaker 3: You be hm and my waiting for tonight. Oh, rad
Speaker 3: it to, we rad it to, We talked to, We
Speaker 3: talked to me. I'm gay.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. It's pretty good. Has Christina circuit bar?
Speaker 2: Has Christine a circus tent? Yet? No?
Speaker 3: Actually, like still to this day, I.
Speaker 4: Haven't seen any since the conversation have been.
Speaker 3: Interesting, pretty interesting almost almost like it's completely reasonable to
Speaker 3: not have seen over a long period of time.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna bring one in.
Speaker 4: Mind.
Speaker 3: It's already opened up an umbrella indoors.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but it blows up, but it just clowns
Speaker 4: come out of it and they're like, I'm a clown.
Speaker 4: They started doing clown dances. Oh why I have like,
Speaker 4: why are there videos of clowns dying in the circuits?
Speaker 4: More often I've seen some I have seen none.
Speaker 3: I saw one video of a clown falling down like
Speaker 3: an off a ladder. Say, what's setting up for something?
Speaker 2: It wasn't.
Speaker 3: I don't think he died. He got really hurt and
Speaker 3: it was like, oh, man, but he was in his
Speaker 3: clown attire. He was he was clouding it up and
Speaker 3: he's around climbing on a ladder. You can't be clowning
Speaker 3: on ladders, man. Yeah, I barely trust ladders as they
Speaker 3: are like ladders feel Have you ever stepped on a ladder?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Of course they don't feel nearly as trustworthy as they should.
Speaker 4: Right, You're always just nervous on a ladder.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 4: I guess I have a little two step. I've really
Speaker 4: used many big ladders. I'm already a big guy, so
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 1: Like a client.
Speaker 2: I don't know what, man.
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: I think out of the corner of my eye. I
Speaker 3: actually I actually felt genuine fear.
Speaker 2: Was like, what the fuck is that is that? Simon
Speaker 2: Kell dreadful though whatever bade me wish.
Speaker 3: I looked like this a little talk.
Speaker 4: He looks like a drogger got makeup put on him.
Speaker 3: That's sad, man, That's really.
Speaker 2: Why are you laughing without smiling, man, Stop smilelessly laughing.
Speaker 2: Simon Kel is fucking dud.
Speaker 4: Dude laughed on emotion. Now, holy crap. Oh, I don't
Speaker 4: think I thought about what was funny, but I think.
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Speaker 2: like an inner cut of people doing the swing set glitch,
Speaker 2: and it's that it cuts between that and Drake and
Speaker 2: Josh in the car when they hit Oprah, they're.
Speaker 3: Like freaking out and they're flying nice funneling swings. Cut
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Speaker 3: sleeping on the train, so I touched his blank But
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Speaker 4: I don't know the Herb. I know, like only two
Speaker 4: Greek gods.
Speaker 2: Yeah, niggas and uh fuckus nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's the it's the huntress bitch. Her name
Speaker 4: niggas Artemis and then I want to I want to
Speaker 4: mix too.
Speaker 2: You mean aphrodity. She's the goddess of butt secks. She's
Speaker 2: got done. She's got some swollen anal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, puckered assholes.
Speaker 3: Got us a puckered asshole, but yeah, I like niggast
Speaker 3: got us of red sphinx.
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Speaker 2: I bet sween has bird blindness.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I stop?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Peace Bigger Season two?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, I gotcha.
Speaker 2: The Uh what's his name? Tim Meadows? Yeah he has.
Speaker 3: I've seen clips of that. I haven't.
Speaker 2: I gotta watch it, I haven't. It's really good.
Speaker 3: I've seen clips of him that are like hysterical.
Speaker 4: It's really good.
Speaker 2: He's like, you're making fun of my illness?
Speaker 3: Is it funny?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Very he's the funny guy. He's really good, Like funny dude.
Speaker 3: I first, I feel like I first became aware of
Speaker 3: him from like the Even Stevens movie for some reason,
Speaker 3: like like he's in that movie. And I remember that
Speaker 3: being like, oh, Tim, that guy, I recognize him. He's funny,
Speaker 3: but he's just a really funny I think James's an
Speaker 3: underrated funny guy.
Speaker 4: I think I think being given the freedom to be
Speaker 4: able to do you look at I think James being
Speaker 4: given the freedom to do whatever the fuck you wants
Speaker 4: a peacemaker is leading to it be so great.
Speaker 2: Ravaging this dude. Oh, I love that game. It's long
Speaker 2: or something. It starts off with like he just sees
Speaker 2: just fucking wall, the dead stare of just like just
Speaker 2: get it done.
Speaker 4: He's got to get it done.
Speaker 2: That game's crazy.
Speaker 4: It looks like it's like reversement Dingo fights.
Speaker 3: Watching it cold silent anyway, I bet Sween has bird
Speaker 3: blind this. Sorry, I can't have. I had a burrito
Speaker 3: trained her wrong as a joke. She ain't even know it. Uh,
Speaker 3: he's back from the fields? What I miss kids? Actual
Speaker 3: swing quote to seventy seven. What if instead of spirited away, it.
Speaker 4: Was called like n wards away? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 4: you will.
Speaker 2: Say that it's not you don't think it's that funny.
Speaker 2: It's pretty funny.
Speaker 3: Predators are predators are making coded not the XE kind
Speaker 3: hard hat peepee hear had that's a that's all.
Speaker 2: That's an old one. Oh man, that was just a
Speaker 2: joke I made when I was like fucking eight or
Speaker 2: ten or something. Hard headed peep. Yeah, lookause there was
Speaker 2: a you gotta know these commercials, there's this fucking guy
Speaker 2: named hard hat Harry. I was stating out with my
Speaker 2: buddy Austin.
Speaker 3: I was like this, did you tell that to your
Speaker 3: mom or something?
Speaker 2: She passed by as I said, yeah, that's crazy, that's
Speaker 2: and I was like, sorry you were you were in tears. Yeah,
Speaker 2: was snotting and ship like, my isn't it funny?
Speaker 4: Didn't hug you back?
Speaker 2: You know, you didn't hug you?
Speaker 3: You piss pits Obama when you met Michelle, be like,
Speaker 3: let me be queer genuinely, or dad is clearly taking
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Speaker 3: you look like you could use a fucking lamp. Hispanic
Speaker 3: at the disco watching.
Speaker 2: The Spella of course, of course, oh.
Speaker 4: Monica showed me that ship and I was wailing in
Speaker 4: my bedroom, but he was like, honey, what are you
Speaker 4: laughing at? I was like, you wouldn't get it. You
Speaker 4: wouldn't get it at all. That shoulders.
Speaker 2: She was like, this is not funny. This isn't funny
Speaker 2: watching this just not funny.
Speaker 4: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's really sounds that it's officially like how we've reckoned her?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: No, God, damn Gamstone counter bad. I don't like you're
Speaker 7: playing your dames.
Speaker 1: That's lip.
Speaker 2: You're waking me up. Are you okay? What are you
Speaker 2: going fucking through?
Speaker 3: Thinking?
Speaker 2: Oh, he doesn't have it?
Speaker 3: Why you pulled it up again? It's crazy how good
Speaker 3: it although, now that I've done it a couple of times,
Speaker 3: it's crazy how easy it is retrospect.
Speaker 2: It's not hard to slow your voice down. It's are hard.
Speaker 3: It's hard to slow down like a p and like
Speaker 3: a like a you know, a hard hard consonants.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you have to like turn it into different
Speaker 2: different things Department of poor all right, but like imagine Candice,
Speaker 2: I was talking like that while stroking it. Though I
Speaker 2: hated women.
Speaker 4: We know what she said? She was like, what do
Speaker 4: we don't know?
Speaker 3: We're not we're not allowed to ask those questions or
Speaker 3: something like that.
Speaker 4: I don't find her attractive.
Speaker 3: I get it, like I was watching, I was talking
Speaker 3: about it when we had our own episode I was
Speaker 3: just like, I recognized it right, Like this would have
Speaker 3: worked on me if I was twenty, if I was
Speaker 3: twenty five, twenty six latest.
Speaker 4: But I was like that I totally would have been attractive.
Speaker 2: And I'm happy.
Speaker 4: I'm happy. It's I think she's like a good looking person.
Speaker 4: I've never it's never worked on I just think she's evil,
Speaker 4: you know, attractive. I'm like, you suck, I can find.
Speaker 4: I think she's clearly attractive.
Speaker 2: But you know, I even just wouldn't doing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think she's I mean, I think she's clearly
Speaker 3: on the better end, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 3: if you were to if there was an ugly to
Speaker 3: pretty spectrum, she's clearly more pretty.
Speaker 2: Than wrong seven light eight Yeah, transition, that.
Speaker 3: Would be crazy. Should I want to start a channel
Speaker 3: where we rate.
Speaker 2: Women in the way that Anthony Pantanto rates.
Speaker 4: So but it's mad funny.
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel I feel like I could
Speaker 3: commit to that bit.
Speaker 4: Actually I think I could do it, but I would I.
Speaker 3: Would take a screen grab of his room sitting in
Speaker 3: front of my just like, uh, yeah, I don't know
Speaker 3: who Candice owns or fucking whatever. It's like, I'll give
Speaker 3: her you know, like strong seven light eight.
Speaker 4: It would be funny.
Speaker 3: I mean, have you seen have you seen this pitchin?
Speaker 2: Give it?
Speaker 3: Give it this pitchin.
Speaker 4: I would love to do the workshop of like creatures.
Speaker 4: I would funk like like alien creatures because I with
Speaker 4: like a female female predators y'all ship and it's like.
Speaker 2: You know there are species name? Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, really, yeah, you're fucking a xenomorph.
Speaker 3: That No, certainly not.
Speaker 2: They fuck you. Basically, won't you like get acid on
Speaker 2: your dick or something.
Speaker 4: This is the blood, not the pretty.
Speaker 2: Sure, it's in the bloodredicting as hell.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I can't do candy. I went on a
Speaker 4: bender yesterday, I like fucking maybe four reeks, and I
Speaker 4: was like, I can't do this. Somer Man. You had
Speaker 4: the white chocolate ones in the house and I was like,
Speaker 4: I literally I was like like, I'm not gonna eat
Speaker 4: this and I was chewing on it.
Speaker 2: I was like, what's happening. Was it for the kids, man?
Speaker 3: For the truth of treating?
Speaker 4: No, No, they are for the kids, dude.
Speaker 3: Just such a perfect candy candy in general, man, it's
Speaker 3: just a perfect like, man, see that's candy.
Speaker 2: I'm eating too much over the past week.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 2: I've been a candy in a while away problem my
Speaker 2: fourth bag or something. I have candy.
Speaker 4: My you're a hard token.
Speaker 2: God, damn what you saying? Just like my fourth bag
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 4: I have diabetes, gummy worms come out.
Speaker 2: He's pissy. It's just stones, it's just kidneys.
Speaker 4: This is a baby gun in there.
Speaker 2: Now, slurmaxing.
Speaker 3: I hated women and viewed them as objects until I
Speaker 3: played Silent Whiff and realized I was wrong. Learning how
Speaker 3: to respect women from Silent Hill is crazy.
Speaker 2: Respect women in general pretty well, fair point mm hmm,
Speaker 2: completely undercut.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you don't eat pussy from the back, you're
Speaker 3: not hungry enough. Two days sober, Big Boss convincing the
Speaker 3: troops deployed to Portland to join his gay little polycule
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Speaker 2: What he wants to get it up or something.
Speaker 3: This is so stupid it's gonna cut off, I think.
Speaker 3: But it's My eyes feel like they're full of skeet,
Speaker 3: dried up and bulging out my skull.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: I fucked a guy. I drank his calm okay, and
Speaker 3: then it ends on my own I'm homo.
Speaker 2: Whatever here we gay.
Speaker 3: You can't really do any of it because the chorus
Speaker 3: is guitars.
Speaker 4: Gave me, gave me, gave me.
Speaker 2: That would be fucking so unlist.
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Speaker 3: What the fuck are you doing? What are you like
Speaker 3: wrapping in your head?
Speaker 2: I'm not even doing good to Madulty programming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, since Sweeney is the mascot of the group, when
Speaker 3: are we getting Sweeney plush? He's in the shop. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna come in your ladys had Chris Craig, the Canadian
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Speaker 3: about putting putting a y at the end of Seawan
Speaker 3: is Shawnee Shawnee feels really irish.
Speaker 2: I know what you mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like it. Come shot gaming TM, change
Speaker 3: your name, my bro. My profile picture has been young
Speaker 3: Chris for six months and he saw hasn't noticed. I
Speaker 3: noticed you pointed out to me, but I noticed Robo
Speaker 3: Sween has become robos. Oh, she's become genuinely irritated. Litten,
Speaker 3: do please unplug him down?
Speaker 2: That's funny. Listen, that's what it's been one episode.
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Speaker 4: Uh, I got those flowers, flowers, flowers flowers.
Speaker 2: I sucked the truck's balls. That's not that's the song.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: East Palestine, Ohio being glassed by Israel because it's named
Speaker 3: after Palestine.
Speaker 2: PS. I used to live there.
Speaker 4: It sucks.
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Speaker 3: you say that? Funnel? The six three transit girl? Should
Speaker 3: I go myself? She likes to think that Charlie Kirk
Speaker 3: is a moderate because her husband is Crystal Fashions. By comparison,
Speaker 3: maybe Charlie Kirk, where's my phone?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: The camera?
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It was like, no, it's just been opened, so it's
Speaker 3: been like it's.
Speaker 2: All hot, damn it.
Speaker 3: I hate when that happens. I charged it too, and
Speaker 3: now it's fucking eleven percent. Tom Sweeney be like, I
Speaker 3: respect people's sexuality.
Speaker 2: What a nerd? We want to blow me? U? What
Speaker 2: we What a faggot?
Speaker 3: We want to blow me? Charlie Kirk lost a gun debate.
Speaker 2: It's okay to be gay, though only a little bit interesting.
Speaker 2: Don't get too crazy.
Speaker 3: It's okay to be gay as long as it's not
Speaker 3: in front of me, around me, or or I see
Speaker 3: it in my or I see it in my media anyway,
Speaker 3: or if I hear about it tangentially, or if I
Speaker 3: feel like it might be around or I, or if
Speaker 3: like or if it's happening.
Speaker 4: I have no problem with gay people when they're dead.
Speaker 3: Oh I agree, you.
Speaker 4: You have nothing.
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Speaker 4: You can piece straight through the enamel.
Speaker 2: I want to break the enamel. Is that what it's called? Enamel? Crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 3: The PSI is outrageous. It was really I was really
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Speaker 2: First.
Speaker 3: You definitely failed already.
Speaker 4: It's no to be hilarious.
Speaker 2: No, no, November.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm fucking not nutting.
Speaker 3: Do people actually do that? Is that a thing that
Speaker 3: people do?
Speaker 4: Is that just for a bit? Give?
Speaker 2: How long did you last?
Speaker 7: Into?
Speaker 3: Two weeks is pretty good? I think you can go
Speaker 3: more than like a couple of days. I finally saw
Speaker 3: the trained babel a video for Sushiki. David presents Swing
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Speaker 3: Straighte be like sexual harming retarded. That dude who bragged
Speaker 3: about crypto scamming that cancer patient out of his treatment
Speaker 3: money is one hundred a hundred times worse than Charlie
Speaker 3: kirk DA's goofy I I I I'm your little oh
Speaker 3: I just okay, I I I I'm your little f
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Speaker 3: all in my eyes, that's crazy whoa chomo the clown?
Speaker 3: Please help, I can't seem to get any bookings. Can
Speaker 3: you give me any advice?
Speaker 2: Maybe? Yeah, maybe the clown is probably a bad one.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe Eric would be freak Maybe Eric the clown?
Speaker 3: Uh, young Collins showing his ash, sewing his ass shut
Speaker 3: and chugging two lids of laxatives.
Speaker 2: What is the.
Speaker 3: I love that I love he's suffering from like fucking
Speaker 3: he's he's dying of sepsis as he's like speed running
Speaker 3: Mega Man two. His skin is fucking yellow. I got
Speaker 3: it interesting. I wonder how this is performing in the charts.
Speaker 2: Not bad, but but it's smegma. He's like you're turning
Speaker 2: pale u s A. It's a pretty good one. That
Speaker 2: is quota. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: That'd it's a great one. That's that's the I think
Speaker 3: that's actually the best joke that I've seen so far
Speaker 3: of like that whole thing outside of every other one.
Speaker 2: It's peak stuff.
Speaker 3: Uh. I can't wait to see the Halloween caust I
Speaker 3: just know they're.
Speaker 2: Gonna be real. There's gonna be photos, and you're gonna
Speaker 2: gonna the most low effort.
Speaker 3: A.
Speaker 2: I too, I can't wait.
Speaker 3: The AI should has already started with him and like
Speaker 3: George Floyd dancing.
Speaker 1: Film.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, of course it's so over man,
Speaker 3: this is I love how just there's no respect for
Speaker 3: the dead at all anymore, Like it just doesn't even
Speaker 3: it's not even it's not even close.
Speaker 2: To being ready. That's why I was a lot of
Speaker 2: people that were even like tripping out about people that
Speaker 2: were celebrating their saying things about trial.
Speaker 3: I was like, bro, where have you been?
Speaker 2: Have you been?
Speaker 3: That is also crazy to me. It's just like, are
Speaker 3: you just not aware of what's happening every day? Like
Speaker 3: apparently not.
Speaker 2: Because I've seen way too. But there are pages dedicated
Speaker 2: to Derek Shavin and George Floyd doing going on adventures.
Speaker 2: There's probably more. There's probably more content of AI generated
Speaker 2: Derek Shovin and uh, George Floyd going on adventures than
Speaker 2: there are entire like episodes of like cartoon like there's
Speaker 2: more of there's more of that than there is of.
Speaker 3: The entirety of like the Jackie Chan Adventures or like
Speaker 3: you know, Power Rangers.
Speaker 2: You know easily it's uh, it's it's a fast to generate.
Speaker 2: So and then the other people, have you seen one of.
Speaker 3: Him, Like, what is it advertising that that comply medicine
Speaker 3: where it's like, I'm George Floyd and I recommend comply
Speaker 3: that it is I I hate to admit that it
Speaker 3: is a good joke, but like it's just like, bro,
Speaker 3: like that's crazy, that's just leave the guy alone.
Speaker 2: You just would comply if you were just if you
Speaker 2: just let the fuck, if you just let the police
Speaker 2: shove a rifle up your rate, you wouldn't have died.
Speaker 4: They just like to do that.
Speaker 3: They're just trying to get.
Speaker 2: To get their rocks off a little bit.
Speaker 3: It's hard to be a cop man, you know what
Speaker 3: it's like out there being fucking retarded.
Speaker 2: You see. Uh uh do you know, do you know
Speaker 2: Terrence Crawford is of course you know, I have no idea.
Speaker 2: He's a boxer, Terrence A Bud Crawford recently beat Canelo.
Speaker 2: His name is but Bud. So he recently beat Canelo
Speaker 2: outrays right, and uh, he got pulled over by the
Speaker 2: cops recently and now one of his security guards had
Speaker 2: a gun on him and then there was a gun
Speaker 2: on the floor and so a cop was like stop
Speaker 2: out of the court, like it's all recorded. And then
Speaker 2: you had people like this is a protocol, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, this is Nebraska. You can't just see a gun
Speaker 3: and be like and then people like justifying this. I
Speaker 3: was like, I hate this country so much.
Speaker 2: Sometimes a World War two museum and I was like,
Speaker 2: you're in country ass fucking bump fuck Nebraska where everyone
Speaker 2: has a gun.
Speaker 3: Essentially, even the animals are incestuous, like like what are
Speaker 3: you doing? Squirrels are their dads.
Speaker 2: I love the idea of.
Speaker 4: A cop closing their eyes, getting scared and shooting.
Speaker 2: They go to they go to bed, they turn their
Speaker 2: lamp off.
Speaker 3: The bald eagle Kareen's bloody out of the sky. He
Speaker 3: almost sounds like wallow.
Speaker 2: On the bald falls off the sky.
Speaker 3: I mean that's insane, uh to to blurry Bigfoot, to
Speaker 3: blurry too bigfoot gay Arnold with football shapedps.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 2: That's such a dumb one.
Speaker 3: If this is the last page, why is it over
Speaker 3: an hour left? You fucking fucking you bloody sorry missus
Speaker 3: Jackson badly New York nick a theory and needs help
Speaker 3: lowering his weapon and halo and final page Pegerian Hunter
Speaker 3: naphrom and rounding out our list. As always, the King
Speaker 3: of haphazard Happy October everybody, We'll see you on the
Speaker 3: next one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shut up, you fool, you fool. What did you say?
Speaker 2: Watch Where you Go when you're fool.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's Rice Comb.