Speaker 1: All right, thanks for being with us. My name is Sandy.
Speaker 1: This is JB. Hello, Tricia's here too. Hi, everybody, and
Speaker 1: the ACL Festival. The announcement has come out. Who's playing ACL.
Speaker 1: We got that for you in just a sec. But
Speaker 1: first I gotta play a talkback for you guys that
Speaker 1: we got Tricia was. It's dealing with you talking about
Speaker 1: the girl, the actress in the movie Once Upon a
Speaker 1: Time in Hollywood with Brad Pitt. Oh yeah, her very
Speaker 1: first movie, yep, and she gets to make out with
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt.
Speaker 2: All she does in the movie is make out with
Speaker 2: Brad the.
Speaker 3: Little hippie girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, right, and Tricia insanely jealous. Yeah of this girl.
Speaker 1: Of whoever she is, Well, one of our listeners knows
Speaker 1: who she is, and it might make sense how she
Speaker 1: got this job. When you hear this.
Speaker 4: That actress that was in Once Upon a Time in
Speaker 4: Hollywood was actually Andy McDowell's daughter, the actress that was
Speaker 4: in Groundhog's Day. So she it's nepotism.
Speaker 2: Bye, she's one lucky McDowell.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard that name in a minute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been a while. I can't even picture her,
Speaker 1: to be honest with you would totally recognize her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you definitely would. She had curly black hair, very tall.
Speaker 5: You look up a picture ever, you'll totally she.
Speaker 1: And Andy with an Ie actually so oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: yea yea ya yea, yeah, I remember Anny McDowell now
Speaker 1: sure sure, well her daughter got a good gig. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she did good for her.
Speaker 5: I mean if she never did a movie again, I
Speaker 5: feel like she'd be like, I'm good, right.
Speaker 1: You guys use the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1: Just tap the microphone send us a message. We love
Speaker 1: hearing from you. The headliners for the Austin Cea Limits
Speaker 1: Music Festival have been announced, and the reason that, well,
Speaker 1: a lot of reasons that I know this, but our
Speaker 1: daughter posted it on her Instagram account, which is her
Speaker 1: subtle way of saying that she wants to go to
Speaker 1: the Austin CEA Limits Music Festival. Headliner Sabrina Carpenter, Josier Doja, Cat,
Speaker 1: Luke Comb's The Strokes, and I've never heard of John
Speaker 1: Summit before, but he's headlining, so he must be a
Speaker 1: big deal. I don't know, does anyone know John Summit.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of him either.
Speaker 1: I have it either it's at Zilker Park. Of course,
Speaker 1: October third to fifth is the first weekend. Then October
Speaker 1: ten through twelfth is the second weekend. And I wonder,
Speaker 1: but I doubt that they're going to dial back the
Speaker 1: number of tickets that they sell, because that's been the
Speaker 1: rub on that is that it's just.
Speaker 5: Over sold, I ever sold, ridiculously crowded. You feel like
Speaker 5: cattle trying to get in. Remember when we were They
Speaker 5: have the paths blocked off for you to get to
Speaker 5: the entrance, and then it just kind of all piles
Speaker 5: up at the entrance.
Speaker 2: It narrows down and narrows down.
Speaker 5: Our daughter for sure wants to go. She's gonna want
Speaker 5: to go with friends. She'll be sixteen. Would we possibly
Speaker 5: let her go alone to ACL at sixteen.
Speaker 1: Based on her past? Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she hasn't given you a reason not
Speaker 3: to trust her exactly.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, yeah, And wouldn't be that I would
Speaker 5: be afraid she would do something. I'm just saying, do
Speaker 5: we throw her into that pit the first time she goes,
Speaker 5: you know, to a giant concert by herself?
Speaker 2: Would ACL be a good one?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But I think I think so, And I don't
Speaker 1: think she's a jump into the pit kid. No, no,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I just mean the big giant at the park and
Speaker 2: all the people.
Speaker 5: And I was worried when we took her in a
Speaker 5: friend a couple of years ago, that I was going
Speaker 5: to take her friend home and he's going to be
Speaker 5: high as a kite, because you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 5: I mean, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 3: It sounds so nerdy right now. I know I might
Speaker 3: have to take him home and he might be as
Speaker 3: high as a kite.
Speaker 1: I mean, you couldn't breathe down.
Speaker 3: I mean high people don't or not. It's just as
Speaker 3: easy to drive as.
Speaker 1: True true, you know.
Speaker 3: So it's funny. I was chatting with my daughter who's
Speaker 3: twenty three, about the list because I saw it and
Speaker 3: I was like, eh, which is what tends to happen.
Speaker 3: She's much more in the wheelhouse and she was like,
Speaker 3: did you see the ACL festival lineup? It's awesome. So
Speaker 3: I defer to her that it is an awesome lineup.
Speaker 3: Some of the other names that stood out to me
Speaker 3: that they were more in Maya Wheelhouse were Caged the Elephant,
Speaker 3: Rylo Kaylie, Modest Mouse, Japanese Breakfast I'm a fan of
Speaker 3: that girl. She wrote a I want to read her
Speaker 3: biography or whatever it is. It's called crying Crying in
Speaker 3: h Mart, crying my eyes out in h Mart. I
Speaker 3: think she's of Korean descent and it's called Japanese Breakfast.
Speaker 3: But anyhow, she's super talented.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: There were a few others that jumped Passion Pit, Fantagram
Speaker 3: jumped out at me Anderson East. There's a lot of
Speaker 3: good stuff in there. But you know what I feel
Speaker 3: like it is these mega festivals, or at least at
Speaker 3: least aclfest is sort of backing off on the mega
Speaker 3: mega mega act, like we gotta have Kanye or Rolling Stone.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean. Yeah, Yeah, there's nothing
Speaker 3: that I would say is like so huge that oh
Speaker 3: I gotta go because it's Paul McCartney, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? Right, yeah, right, right right, which might help.
Speaker 1: But the Wheel is pretty good. You know.
Speaker 3: That's I think that's done out of superstition because they've
Speaker 3: played every year.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean they open it every year, the
Speaker 1: first act, every single year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they they I think they actually played before the
Speaker 3: gates open. They just told them gates open at ten
Speaker 3: to sleep at the Wheel at nine, let's go.
Speaker 1: I heard a song though the other day that I
Speaker 1: really liked, and of course I can't remember the name
Speaker 1: of it, but it was Ray Benson and Radney Foster
Speaker 1: and it was good.
Speaker 3: I didn't I'm a Radney Foster fan, so I don't
Speaker 3: know that tune.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know this song. I can't. I'll find
Speaker 1: it later. So Austin see Limit's Music Festival. I Trisha,
Speaker 1: if you're asking me to me my vote on whether
Speaker 1: or not our sixteen year old can go with a
Speaker 1: crew of friends. My vote is yes, just simply based
Speaker 1: on she's not given us a reason not to now
Speaker 1: she could between now and then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what it's it's believe me. If
Speaker 3: I could do all my parenting over again, I would
Speaker 3: I would opt for that. But I think that's a
Speaker 3: really good approach to say that. So, yeah, I think
Speaker 3: we would love for you to go. You don't have
Speaker 3: to go with your parents. Have fun. But tell her
Speaker 3: what you just said, right, you had never given us
Speaker 3: a reason not to trust you. Right, If that changes,
Speaker 3: this all changes, Yeah, Like that's good. That's a really
Speaker 3: good thing to say. Now my daughter would have thrown
Speaker 3: it all out the window, but I think there's hope
Speaker 3: with your daughter.
Speaker 1: Coming up on the show today, JB was on a
Speaker 1: trip to Colorado and was there to do a bike
Speaker 1: ride with a buddy, and things did not go well
Speaker 1: for mister j B. He's got the bruises to prove.
Speaker 2: It, mister JB.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it might be one of those things where you've
Speaker 3: got to go look at our socials just to see
Speaker 3: how banged up I am.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll get into that and just a little bit,
Speaker 1: probably about seven twenty five ish, and up next, Trisa's
Speaker 1: got the story we love what you have.
Speaker 5: So Uber has announced that they are launching a pilot
Speaker 5: program in Austin for a certain age group of writers.
Speaker 5: And I don't think I actually qualify for this pilot,
Speaker 5: but I really want in on it. It sounds pretty good,
Speaker 5: all right.
Speaker 1: Details are coming up on Austin's eighty Station one three
Speaker 1: point one. Uber is testing something new in Austin, and
Speaker 1: Trista's got the details coming up in just a second
Speaker 1: the story We Love you know. Just a little bit ago,
Speaker 1: we were talking about the lineup for the ACL Festival
Speaker 1: in October at Zilker Park. I don't know if anyone cares,
Speaker 1: but last weekend, the Garth Brooks ACL Hall of Fame
Speaker 1: episode aired on PBS and I watched part of it. It
Speaker 1: was pretty good. Yeah, it was good. I mean, Garth's
Speaker 1: Garth and he does.
Speaker 3: So he was going into the ACL Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1: Fame. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what was cool is because
Speaker 1: I remember when that first came out, we were like, well,
Speaker 1: what has he got to do with Austin City Limits. Well,
Speaker 1: he actually has a lot to do with that, and
Speaker 1: they tell the story of how he pitched the the
Speaker 1: the ACL people to come play the show, like he
Speaker 1: kept coming, asking him and asking him and asking him
Speaker 1: to come play it, and they finally let him play this.
Speaker 1: So this is twenty something years ago.
Speaker 3: At that time, they were very old music, yes, and
Speaker 3: he was way too progressive I'm sure from what they
Speaker 3: were doing at that.
Speaker 1: Time exactly, and he finally got to play it. And
Speaker 1: now ever since then, anytime the director of Austin City
Speaker 1: Limits need something, Garth is always like heck yeah, heck yeah,
Speaker 1: whatever he needs, whatever he needs, whatever he needs. And
Speaker 1: it was cool because he also said something that made
Speaker 1: me rethink the artists that play Austin City Limits. And
Speaker 1: what he said is that he goes with Austin City
Speaker 1: Limits limits. It's not a bunch of smoke and mirror,
Speaker 1: seems like. Trust me, I've used them all with the smoke,
Speaker 1: smoke and mirrors and it goes. And I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what was told me by other musicians that have played
Speaker 1: Austin City Limits. And he said, other musicians have told
Speaker 1: me that when you play Austin City Limits, you're the
Speaker 1: real deal. You're like, you're the you're legit. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you play Austin City Limits, you know, which is a
Speaker 1: great way to really sum that show up and what
Speaker 1: it's all about, which is cool.
Speaker 5: I think his wife played a concert too last weekend
Speaker 5: as well on the episode. I don't know if it's
Speaker 5: on the episode, but I know she played in Austin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, Jimmy, what are you gonna say?
Speaker 3: No, just it's like a little bit of immortality. I
Speaker 3: think it's how they look at it, like you're legit,
Speaker 3: like playing grand old Opry's probably want.
Speaker 1: To ye to yeah exactly, very much like that. So anyway, yeah,
Speaker 1: it aired over the weekend. I'm sure you know they
Speaker 1: re air that stuff all the time.
Speaker 2: Silicies.
Speaker 1: You like our ai jinglesb Wow, you know it's a
Speaker 1: little much and wow.
Speaker 3: It sounds like a like a Nickelodeon show.
Speaker 2: It does like I should come be bopping out to
Speaker 2: be my story.
Speaker 1: It's catchy. It is catchy.
Speaker 5: Uh So, according to a press release, Uber is rolling
Speaker 5: out a pilot program for seniors. It's a Senior's Account program.
Speaker 5: It's uh rolling out in Austin. First that it's an
Speaker 5: an option on the app that's designed to make getting
Speaker 5: around easier, more intuitive, and more accessible for older adults.
Speaker 5: Some of the features of the of the Senior app
Speaker 5: larger text, fewer steps, and optional support from loved ones.
Speaker 2: I was like, I think I would like that.
Speaker 5: Meaning if somebody, if an older adult books a ride
Speaker 5: and they start getting confused, it notifies somebody on their
Speaker 5: account as an emergency contact that can help them figure
Speaker 5: it out, can help them.
Speaker 2: Speak with the driver.
Speaker 5: Perhaps the key features for the Senior Account simplified booking
Speaker 5: sometimes it gets confusing booking them if you're not used
Speaker 5: to doing it. Saved places, meaning if you go to
Speaker 5: a doctor's appointment all the time, or to this one
Speaker 5: location all the time, that is going to show up
Speaker 5: in your account for the driver to help get you there.
Speaker 5: Flexible payment option so you can use your card. You
Speaker 5: can use a family member's card on file flex cards
Speaker 5: for medical trips, so different payment options. Live tracking so
Speaker 5: loved ones can keep track of where you are and
Speaker 5: help when needed. Again, family organizers who around your account
Speaker 5: can be contacted if there's any kind of an issue.
Speaker 1: Is there anything in there about voice recognition? Like I like,
Speaker 1: my mom has lost sight in one eye and she's
Speaker 1: struggling with trying to keep the other eye and right
Speaker 1: not real good, So I'm just wondering if she could say,
Speaker 1: you know, Uber, I need a ride or something to
Speaker 1: you know, just voice its use her voice instead of right.
Speaker 5: No, I don't see anything mentioned about voice recognition, but
Speaker 5: they're just simply they apparently did some sort of a
Speaker 5: survey and overwhelmingly it.
Speaker 2: Was too confusing.
Speaker 5: So they're saying they're trying to make the technology helpful
Speaker 5: not overwhelming for the older generation, which I think I'm
Speaker 5: on the cusp of being in that older generation, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, can I get.
Speaker 1: The larger text in this simplified bookings?
Speaker 5: So I think that's very very cool they did something
Speaker 5: like this for teen accounts. A couple of years ago
Speaker 5: they did a pilot for teen writers that apparently was
Speaker 5: pretty successful.
Speaker 1: I think it's a great idea because your parents get
Speaker 1: older and at some point, like my dad is eight
Speaker 1: almost eighty five and probably should not be dry, but
Speaker 1: he still does. And just to make it easier for
Speaker 1: senior citizens to get around. I mean, they've got a
Speaker 1: lot of doctor's.
Speaker 2: Appointments, right, they really do.
Speaker 1: And they still have regular errands and grocery stores and
Speaker 1: all that.
Speaker 3: And if you want to go out, especially in a
Speaker 3: town like this, you want to go out to e
Speaker 3: go downtown. It's not like the old days where you
Speaker 3: just park and went in. Yeah, take an uber, don't
Speaker 3: deal with the car.
Speaker 1: I think they probably need to screen that have certain
Speaker 1: drivers for that too, like people that are up for
Speaker 1: doing the extra that a senior citizen would need.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like, I bet you do have the option to
Speaker 5: sign up to be in that program or not.
Speaker 3: Right, So then first question, if you want to be
Speaker 3: one of those drivers, do you like where there's candy?
Speaker 1: I would have them in my car if I was
Speaker 1: a driver, I would have them already.
Speaker 5: I think they should always be in the car, no
Speaker 5: matter how old you are, because they're delicious.
Speaker 1: I've always been impressed with the Uber driver that's got
Speaker 1: like a bottle of water in the car for you,
Speaker 1: especially in the summertime. That's nice, right, still extra touch
Speaker 1: for so JB, have you gotten Awaimo yet? I know
Speaker 1: you're wait.
Speaker 3: I have not. You know you can't. They are in
Speaker 3: partnership with Uber in Austin. You cannot just request a Weaimo,
Speaker 3: the autonomous, the Jag, the white Jag war cars with Weimo.
Speaker 3: It's it's random, it's luck of the draw. And they're
Speaker 3: all over my neighborhood. I've been wanting to try one,
Speaker 3: but I have not.
Speaker 1: I was behind one recently downtown off of like tenth
Speaker 1: and Congress, right behind it at the stop light, right
Speaker 1: in front of the the Stephen F. Austin Hotel. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was mesmerized by it.
Speaker 5: I was downtown Saturday and I probably saw five of
Speaker 5: them within a two mile radius of way, all over everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Yeah, it's the future though, for sure. Definitely.
Speaker 1: That is the story. We love Don't go Anywhere. Because
Speaker 1: JB went on a trip to Colorado to ride his
Speaker 1: bicycle with the buddy ended up getting pretty banged up.
Speaker 1: I got to hear this story.
Speaker 3: It's all right, it's not I'm going to show you guys,
Speaker 3: like physically show you the injury, and you're gonnaw, you're
Speaker 3: gonna gasp.
Speaker 1: All right, stay with hey. If that doesn't keep you around,
Speaker 1: I don't know, well, stick around. It's coming up on
Speaker 1: Austin's eighties station one oh three point one, streaming on
Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio app. This won't be the first time I've
Speaker 1: seen some of JB's cycling injury. So I remember years
Speaker 1: ago JB walking into the studio pair of shorts. He goes, hey,
Speaker 1: check this out, pull his shorts up. Had a had
Speaker 1: a bruise the size of a watermelon on his just
Speaker 1: like hip down to his thigh. It was enormous bicycle accident.
Speaker 1: You got another one. Tell us where you went, what
Speaker 1: you did, what happened. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I met up with a buddy of mine. He lives
Speaker 3: in outside of Denver, and so I flew into Denver,
Speaker 3: jumped into his sprinter van with him. We went about
Speaker 3: four hours to a place called Fruta, Colorado, kind of
Speaker 3: near Grand Junction, and it was it's a gravel ride,
Speaker 3: so gravel riding is like one of the newest I
Speaker 3: shouldn't say newest, but the most recent popular trends in cycling.
Speaker 3: And it gets you off like the busy streets and
Speaker 3: out on you know, farm gravel roads up into the mountains.
Speaker 3: It's really fun. And so it kind of looks like
Speaker 3: a typical road bike, but the tires are a lot wider,
Speaker 3: and you know, they're like skinny motorcycle tires. The idea
Speaker 3: is that you know, a little more grippy in the
Speaker 3: loose dirt and until it's not. And so he and
Speaker 3: I did this seventy five mile ride.
Speaker 1: And gravel in the mountains, you know, in one day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're you're you're starting at an altitude of
Speaker 3: like it's some like forty six hundred feet or something
Speaker 3: like that. Wow, you're you're up there. You're you're at
Speaker 3: altitude and uh, and then there was about four thousand
Speaker 3: feet of climbing in the seventy five milesiles and it
Speaker 3: was fun and until it wasn't, and then it was
Speaker 3: fun again, and then it wasn't, and now it's not.
Speaker 3: I was he spends more time on a gravel bike,
Speaker 3: and I was having a hard time keeping up on
Speaker 3: the downhills, and I'm bombing down this one downhill and
Speaker 3: that it's kind of like a gully at the bottom,
Speaker 3: and that it was kind of a little too late
Speaker 3: to slow down to where I would have felt more comfortable.
Speaker 3: But it was all sandy bottom, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: sand is very hard to ride a bike through, but
Speaker 3: it's also it's sand, right, so soft, and so I
Speaker 3: come flying into it and I'm you know, and the
Speaker 3: bike's getting kind of loose and.
Speaker 1: You're thirteen again, right, yeah.
Speaker 3: And then it hits this gully and I'm starting to
Speaker 3: come back up, still have a ton of speed, and
Speaker 3: the tire front tire just gets kind of shoved to
Speaker 3: the side and then it ended up popping over to
Speaker 3: the other lane and it washes out really quick, and
Speaker 3: what bam, I go down. I go down really hard
Speaker 3: on my right side. And it's funny.
Speaker 1: This is about.
Speaker 3: Fifty miles into the race, so we've already been out
Speaker 3: there for quite a bit. It's getting hot. And the
Speaker 3: first two things I noticed as I'm falling, I get
Speaker 3: a leg cramp in my calf on the right side,
Speaker 3: and so I'm laying there and that's all I can
Speaker 3: feel is the cramp, right, And then I did scrape
Speaker 3: my elbow. You can probably see that. There's, yeah, scrape
Speaker 3: on my elbow, that's the deal. And a tiny scrape
Speaker 3: on my knee. And I didn't even think about I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, it kind of hit my hip and
Speaker 3: didn't even think much of it, no big deal. You
Speaker 3: know how it is when you have stuff like that,
Speaker 3: You're adrenaline kicks in, You're a little embarrassed. You get up,
Speaker 3: you dust off, and I'm just because I crashed in sand,
Speaker 3: so I'm just.
Speaker 1: You look like a powdered nonut. You're all sweaty, and you're.
Speaker 3: Going, yeah, I looked terrible, and it's dusty and dirty.
Speaker 3: And then we get we're like a mile from the
Speaker 3: next rest stop. I take some water and I clean
Speaker 3: off my elbow and I'm like, ah, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I feel good.
Speaker 3: Didn't think anything of it. And then we're riding about
Speaker 3: another thirty minutes and I reached down to my hip
Speaker 3: and it feels like it's the size of a baseball. Ooh,
Speaker 3: this lump, and I'm like, oh my god. And I
Speaker 3: turned to my buddy and I go.
Speaker 1: Do you see that?
Speaker 3: And He's like, yeah, I see that. It's just like
Speaker 3: this huge not sticking out of my hip. Now, everything
Speaker 3: was working fine, I'm riding the bike, the bones are working,
Speaker 3: I'm turning. I feel okay. It just keeps swelling and
Speaker 3: swelling and swelling. And then when we got back to
Speaker 3: the van at the end of it, it was like
Speaker 3: this extra extra giant love handle is probably the best
Speaker 3: way to describe it. It was all swollen, wasn't bruised
Speaker 3: at this time. And then I think I posted a
Speaker 3: video of that, and you saw that, right, Tricia.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 5: I saw it and it was just like you could
Speaker 5: just grab it with your hand.
Speaker 1: You're right.
Speaker 5: It was like a giant love handle, only on one
Speaker 5: side of your body.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then uh, and then we're you know, we're just
Speaker 3: hanging out, having some beers after the ride, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is fine. You know, I've banged up before all
Speaker 3: I cared about. Everything's working, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: and fracture anything whatever. And it starts bruising and swelling
Speaker 3: and bruising and swelling. I'm like, oh crap. So I
Speaker 3: get some ice and I'm iicing it and we're just
Speaker 3: hanging out having some beers and it just keeps. The
Speaker 3: bruise just keeps spreading and sweating, and then I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: you know, I'll sleep on it and sleep on my
Speaker 3: side the other side, and you know, maybe this thing
Speaker 3: will go down. So that was on Saturday. It is
Speaker 3: still not gone down.
Speaker 1: Holy crap, let's see it bruising.
Speaker 3: The bruising has gone from a softball sized area on
Speaker 3: my hip to all the way around to my belly
Speaker 3: button and halfway around my back.
Speaker 1: Oh you're ready to see I want to see this all.
Speaker 3: Right, here we go. Can you see that might hit?
Speaker 1: Ready? Yeah? Oh my gosh, JB dude. I mean it's
Speaker 1: from his back where his spine is to is just
Speaker 1: below his short line, all the way to his belly
Speaker 1: button is just one giant purple mass of Look, you
Speaker 1: need to get that drained or something.
Speaker 3: I went to the doctor and they gave me a
Speaker 3: pat on the butt, said you'll be fine, okay, gees,
Speaker 3: it's what I thought. It's so it's so hard like
Speaker 3: a baseball. I thought they were gonna like poke it
Speaker 3: and it was just going to be like you ever
Speaker 3: seen those videos when they're like a cow has an
Speaker 3: infection just goes yeah.
Speaker 1: Like doctor pimple popper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought the doctor is going
Speaker 3: to do. It's like, oh, we got to get some
Speaker 3: of this inflammation and infection out of there. Like now,
Speaker 3: they're like, you're fine.
Speaker 1: Does it hurt?
Speaker 3: It's sore, it's tender, like you know, bruises.
Speaker 1: Where they I mean, it's kind of near your kidneys.
Speaker 1: Were they worried about that?
Speaker 3: Uh, it's the the impact spot is directly on the
Speaker 3: side o. The bruising that has gone forward to my
Speaker 3: belly and then all the way to the middle of
Speaker 3: my back is just blood drainage. Oh yeah, that's a
Speaker 3: nice thought, isn't it. Yeah, that's just internal bleeding draining Again.
Speaker 5: Internally, it just sounds like it's so much danger there.
Speaker 2: But they were like, you're totally fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, hopefully I still am. They I was like,
Speaker 3: I thought they would want to do something, but man.
Speaker 1: Did you did you go to the emergency room or
Speaker 1: do you now?
Speaker 3: My regular my regular doctor.
Speaker 2: But they were like the same reaction we had when he.
Speaker 3: Lifted up your No, I guess not. I guess they
Speaker 3: see crazy stuff all the time, but wow.
Speaker 1: I can't believe they refer you to someone else, you
Speaker 1: would think, huh, so do they give you like how long,
Speaker 1: like if this gets worse, come back or no?
Speaker 3: She was She was like if this gets if this
Speaker 3: gets worse and you're in a lot of pain, go
Speaker 3: to the er, that's the next step. Like there's nothing
Speaker 3: they can do, which I kind of feel that way
Speaker 3: about most Yeah, family doctor stuff, like what do you
Speaker 3: actually can't really do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right, not a lot? You know? So are you
Speaker 1: worried at all?
Speaker 3: Or are you just like, well before like so I had
Speaker 3: a few days before going to the doctor and I
Speaker 3: was like, what if there's some infection in there? Yeah, possible,
Speaker 3: but it was more of an impact than a scrape.
Speaker 3: And then I thought, well, what if the blood clots
Speaker 3: or something that could cause a problem. I actually asked
Speaker 3: them about that and they're like, I don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Wow, and JB, what.
Speaker 2: If it never goes away? It always looks like.
Speaker 3: For you, what what's funny is walking around after the
Speaker 3: event there for a couple of days, it literally looks
Speaker 3: like I'm concealed carry Oh yeah. I definitely saw some
Speaker 3: very country kind of guys like going, uh huh, I
Speaker 3: got you it looks like I've got a gun on
Speaker 3: my hip.
Speaker 1: It's so swollen. Is this your best injury yet? I mean,
Speaker 1: like you're most like, I.
Speaker 2: Mean like ranking like this one's.
Speaker 1: Way worse than the one in the past on your
Speaker 1: side of your hip, which was big. But this one
Speaker 1: is like growing around your stomach and back.
Speaker 3: I know it's the it's the lump that's more concerning.
Speaker 3: Bruising is just bruising.
Speaker 1: And let me guess you got no sympathy at home,
Speaker 1: no zero, you got, you gotta whatever.
Speaker 5: You still got to do all the chores. It's very
Speaker 5: willy Wonka, it's very viole. You're turning violet violet.
Speaker 3: I know. I asked my wife. I said, if you've
Speaker 3: ever had a fantasy about being with a guy with
Speaker 3: a purple unit? I said, now it's your time, I said,
Speaker 3: because it's creeping that direction.
Speaker 1: Oh that'll be weird.
Speaker 3: Right, Is that a chick thing? Tricia purple?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I mean it's not.
Speaker 3: My I mean when when when women buy the fake
Speaker 3: ones they like the colors.
Speaker 1: Oh, the colors. I'm gonna let you know.
Speaker 2: The colors don't matter. Friends, you don't care about the color?
Speaker 1: Well, take care to do. I guess I take your
Speaker 1: pat on the bottom from the doctor and take care
Speaker 1: of it. I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3: Not much you can do, just heal. I'm and you know,
Speaker 3: in my thought of it immediately and still now is like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm pretty lucky. That could have been a lot worse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and out in the middle of nowhere that could
Speaker 2: have been bad.
Speaker 1: Be careful. We'll take a quick break still to come, Tricia.
Speaker 1: There's something that we've been invited to this weekend that
Speaker 1: Tricia and our daughter are going to. And I put
Speaker 1: my foot down that I'm not going to, but she
Speaker 1: keeps trying to course me to go. All right, stay
Speaker 1: with us. We'll tell you all about it. Coming up
Speaker 1: on Austin's eighty station one oh three point one, coming
Speaker 1: up before eight o'clock. JB used a word recently to
Speaker 1: describe what living in Austin is like, and I've used
Speaker 1: it with several of my friends and they all say, oh,
Speaker 1: my gosh, that's the perfect word. Tricia experienced it on
Speaker 1: Friday night.
Speaker 3: I don't even remember what that word was.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you a little bit, all right, we'll get
Speaker 1: to that in just a little bit. But first, Tricia
Speaker 1: and I have been invited to something this weekend that
Speaker 1: I initially had put my foot down that I am
Speaker 1: not going to, and Tricia has kind of convinced me
Speaker 1: that maybe I I should go, not should go, But
Speaker 1: it's not as bad as I think. Not.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's what we initially thought it was.
Speaker 5: Number one, And I think you'll look like a real
Speaker 5: heel if you don't show up, because from what I
Speaker 5: can tell, you'd be the only dude not showing up.
Speaker 1: All right, What it is is a couple's babies shower.
Speaker 1: I thought I was well fringe, Yes, gosh, well past
Speaker 1: my days of either one of us attending a baby
Speaker 1: shower of our friend, of one of our friends.
Speaker 3: Who's older than us, one of your friend's kids. Right, Nope, nope,
Speaker 3: one of.
Speaker 1: Our friends who's older than us is having a baby.
Speaker 5: What ps moved up his hip replacement surgery before the
Speaker 5: birth of the baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Our old neighbor dou Wa Darryl.
Speaker 5: Our daughter couldn't say Darryl. She called him dou Wa,
Speaker 5: So that's what we call him.
Speaker 1: What is he sixty three or four?
Speaker 3: Three sixty four having a baby?
Speaker 1: Having a baby and having a couple's baby shower.
Speaker 5: Wait, how old is the she's younger, late late thirties
Speaker 5: maybe yeah.
Speaker 3: And women are definitely having kids later, yeah quite a bit.
Speaker 2: But yeah.
Speaker 5: But here's what I think it really is. I think
Speaker 5: them labeling it couples. I think they couple's baby shower
Speaker 5: messed it up. But now I understand why. So we
Speaker 5: lived out on the lake for like thirteen years. We
Speaker 5: have a whole community of friends out there, and our
Speaker 5: friend Darryl, who's having the baby, lives out there too,
Speaker 5: and it's people out there that are throwing this shower.
Speaker 5: I think they called it a couple's baby shower, so
Speaker 5: it wasn't just for the girls, right, But also based
Speaker 5: on the fact that fifty seven people have already RSVP
Speaker 5: to be there on Saturday, makes me think that it's
Speaker 5: really a party, a get together, because we know like
Speaker 5: twenty five of the people that are going to be there.
Speaker 3: At all, five people in the world at a certain
Speaker 3: age you thin the herd, And yeah, how do they
Speaker 3: know that many people.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised that it's that many people.
Speaker 5: But all it does is convinced me that it's not
Speaker 5: a bunch of girls or a small group of people.
Speaker 5: We're not going to be trying to figure out how
Speaker 5: big her belly is, using toilet paper rolls, or eating
Speaker 5: figure blindfolded, eating baby food trying to identify the flavor.
Speaker 2: It's not going to be that kind of a baby shower.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what it just happens at these things.
Speaker 1: It's that what happens is the crowd just splits into
Speaker 1: the girls on one side and the guys are outside.
Speaker 3: That's what we are watching whatever sporting sports.
Speaker 1: Yeah, watching the NHL playoffs this week, right, go Stars.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm on the bandwagon bell the Stars.
Speaker 5: I think though, again based on the people have rs VP,
Speaker 5: that they're going literally, of that group of our friends
Speaker 5: out there, you'll be the only guy not there.
Speaker 1: Can we take two cars? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, actually I don't care pretty or not?
Speaker 1: All right, let's take two cars. That way I can leave.
Speaker 5: You're not gonna leave. All your buddies are going to
Speaker 5: be out there. I guarantee there's probably barbecuing going on.
Speaker 1: I hope that should be consulting me.
Speaker 5: I hope our one friend brings that smoked salmon that
Speaker 5: he makes so good, and VICKI.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, are there on the list. Yes, Jim
Speaker 1: Brown is big donator to bikes for kids back in
Speaker 1: the day. Thank you big.
Speaker 3: So how did I mean have you talked to your
Speaker 3: friend about the I mean what it requires is a
Speaker 3: child physically at its age.
Speaker 2: I think that's why he moved up his hip replacements.
Speaker 3: I was thirty five when my daughter was born, and
Speaker 3: I felt that was kinshiably.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I was thirty seven when we had Landry.
Speaker 2: Sandy was almost forty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was almost forty when she was born.
Speaker 3: And you were You were on the higher end right
Speaker 3: among the other dads, weren't you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, our school with Landry and her friends were
Speaker 1: the oldest parents by far.
Speaker 2: Oh yea yeah, by far, the oldest fox by far.
Speaker 1: So yeah, a couple's baby shower, it's but it's not really,
Speaker 1: it's a get together of old friends celebrating the birth
Speaker 1: of Darryl's child.
Speaker 5: They should have called it a baby party. That's what
Speaker 5: they should have called it, not a couple's baby shower.
Speaker 1: Darryl and it's a girl, Oh it is, it's a girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they already do the big reveal party.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just know they know. Okay, side
Speaker 1: story here, side story. Friend of ours is a guy
Speaker 1: that he's a we had some painting done at the house,
Speaker 1: and he's a guy we've known forever. It's a funny story.
Speaker 1: And uh, you know, you get to know people over
Speaker 1: the years and you catch up with him when they
Speaker 1: do work for you and stuff. And he was telling
Speaker 1: me that he he has five kids, right, and he's
Speaker 1: kind of getting the story about his daughter was graduating
Speaker 1: from college and all this stuff. And and I go five.
Speaker 1: He goes, yep, four girls. And I immediately said wow.
Speaker 1: And he's a Hispanic dude. I go, man, four kingsoniras
Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, I know. Anyway, so he's telling me
Speaker 1: the story. He goes, so after the fourth girl, Uh,
Speaker 1: his wife got fixed, okay, to not have any more kids.
Speaker 2: But then is what it's called, Yes, you get dogs fixed.
Speaker 1: Well, tubes TIEDE doesn't sound much better. It's a little better. Okay,
Speaker 1: So she gotter tubes tied. Then she changed my mind
Speaker 1: one to have a kid. So they so he said,
Speaker 1: so we went the in vitro route to do it.
Speaker 1: And he said, he goes, he goes after four girls.
Speaker 1: I'd pay extra to put boy inside of her. He
Speaker 1: didn't care what they Yeah, he was like, I pay
Speaker 1: an extra for a boy.
Speaker 3: That boy is going to cost you lesson the wrong
Speaker 3: long run if you pay gender now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. So anyway we're going. I guess I'm
Speaker 1: got what time is this? A Saturday? At noon? Noon?
Speaker 2: Noone on Saturday?
Speaker 1: All right? I hope their food's good. Oh it will be.
Speaker 2: I think it will be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so too. All Right, Well, good luck
Speaker 1: to you, Darryl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good luck Darryl sixty five.
Speaker 1: Year old man with a baby, an infant. I just
Speaker 1: the thought of that. Anybody listening right now, yeah, is
Speaker 1: thinking the exact same thing.
Speaker 5: Oh and at some point we have to tell JB
Speaker 5: about our robot baby that Landry brought to home over
Speaker 5: the weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, save that for tomorrow. We haven't philed Jane on
Speaker 1: matt her growth and development for a class.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was incredible.
Speaker 3: It's funny when I I've known people that you know,
Speaker 3: guys that that you know, get remarried and it's a younger,
Speaker 3: much younger second wife and they have a whole second family,
Speaker 3: And I'm like.
Speaker 1: No way I would say that for that, No, I'm out,
Speaker 1: absolutely not.
Speaker 3: No. Do I want another family. No, this first one
Speaker 3: about to kill me, killed me and I was one
Speaker 3: kid and one wife and I'm barely surviving that. To
Speaker 3: start all over again from scratch, no way, no way,
Speaker 3: ah uh.
Speaker 1: Coming up a couple of weeks ago, JB used the
Speaker 1: perfect word to describe what it's like to live in Austin.
Speaker 1: I've used that word with several my friends and they
Speaker 1: all say that it's perfect. Tricia experienced it on Friday
Speaker 1: night with her girlfriends. We'll tell you what that's all about.
Speaker 1: Coming up on Austin's eighties station one oh three point one.
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago, we were talking about what
Speaker 1: it's like to live in Austin right now with all
Speaker 1: the construction going on and all of the road closures.
Speaker 1: It's like the city got this money approved to make
Speaker 1: improvements in Austin, and they said, let's do it all
Speaker 1: at once, every single bit of it, from north to
Speaker 1: south and east to west. Let's do it all at once.
Speaker 1: It inconvenience everybody at the same time, make.
Speaker 2: It all painful at the same time.
Speaker 3: We have purchased every orange barrel on Amazon in the
Speaker 3: entire world.
Speaker 1: And so JB had the perfect word for describing what
Speaker 1: it's like, and I used it. I was I was
Speaker 1: driving home from I was going from listen to this trip,
Speaker 1: played golf at Spanish Oaks on Saturday. Spanish Oaks to
Speaker 1: Cedar Park. That's a hall, right, that's a hall. And
Speaker 1: a buddy of mine was driving and I said, you know,
Speaker 1: JB used the perfect word to describe driving and living
Speaker 1: in Austin. The word is unmanageable. Yep. And he's like, dude,
Speaker 1: that is the perfect world.
Speaker 5: That's what I said. When you said it a couple
Speaker 5: of weeks ago. I was like, that's the word, right.
Speaker 1: And you lived it on Friday night. I did on
Speaker 1: Saturday night.
Speaker 5: Remember I was supposed to go Friday night, but those
Speaker 5: crazy storms came through Friday, so I ended up going
Speaker 5: out Saturday night with a couple of girls to dinner.
Speaker 5: And it was beautiful weather. Those storms Friday night blew
Speaker 5: in this kind of cold front, like perfect outdoor weather.
Speaker 5: So we live in Cedar Park. My friend lives on
Speaker 5: South Lamar on blue Bonnet Lane.
Speaker 3: Oh that's my daughter's neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's on a Saturday at four point thirty. It
Speaker 5: was an awful drive. It took over thirty minutes. For
Speaker 5: some reason, GPS routed me down Caesar Chavez to go
Speaker 5: across and up Lamar. When I was like, I was
Speaker 5: arguing out loud with my GPS, like.
Speaker 1: Barton Springs, would you that little left urn, Yes, I
Speaker 1: hate the power plant. That's the power plant. I never
Speaker 1: remember the name of that street. Right.
Speaker 5: And at the last minute, when I could either go
Speaker 5: straight to the Barton Springs exit, Barton Hill's exit, or
Speaker 5: take the Caesar Chavez exit, I was yelling. And as
Speaker 5: soon as I got on Caesar Chavez that all the
Speaker 5: traffic got backed up. And then I was pissed at
Speaker 5: myself that I followed the GPS. But I got up
Speaker 5: and I did the little jig. I go up a
Speaker 5: couple of miles. I mean, Lamar is packed lights. The
Speaker 5: pedestrian lights make me nervous.
Speaker 2: People walk, you know what I mean. It was just
Speaker 2: a lot. We get there and we want to.
Speaker 1: Go to Lao. Have you been to Lao? JB. Laura.
Speaker 2: That place is great, great outdoor seating.
Speaker 3: The Asian Fusion barbecue.
Speaker 5: Yes, so good. And it was perfect weather to sit outside.
Speaker 5: And I am not an outside eater by any stretch.
Speaker 5: So we get in the car, back in my car,
Speaker 5: because I was my car was the most convenient. We
Speaker 5: drive down Lamar, takes it's wall to get down it.
Speaker 5: We get in that parking lot and the line is unbelievable.
Speaker 5: The wait is over an hour and fifteen minutes. Everybody
Speaker 5: had the same idea. Then it took us about fifteen
Speaker 5: minutes just to get out of the Laurel parking lot
Speaker 5: back on the Lamar and we just finally just settled
Speaker 5: for Maddis right there by Lamar Union.
Speaker 3: Oh the old, the old Madi. I love that Maddis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 5: I love at the feel of that Modis. It looks
Speaker 5: exactly the same as it always has.
Speaker 3: That bar has like five seats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so tiny.
Speaker 3: My brother, my brother in law, Carston is one of
Speaker 3: them all the time.
Speaker 2: Really, I wonder if he was there. We sat on
Speaker 2: the path.
Speaker 3: John the bartender there and makes a mean margarita.
Speaker 5: Big old guy with a beard, No guy real tall, okay,
Speaker 5: so big.
Speaker 2: It was definitely a tall guy. For some reason my
Speaker 2: brain he had a beard.
Speaker 5: But we sat on the patio watch the Kentucky Derby,
Speaker 5: which was great, but they had the volume turned down,
Speaker 5: which is a higher level of difficulty understanding the derby
Speaker 5: when you can't hear the horses name is being called,
Speaker 5: and they all look the same color because the track
Speaker 5: was wet, so they're all covered in mud.
Speaker 1: But let me ask a question about this. As we
Speaker 1: discussed kind of difficult unmanageable it is to live in US.
Speaker 1: Let's say that tomorrow all the traffic, all the road
Speaker 1: projects were done. Is life better? Oh?
Speaker 3: Some of it? Because like what Tricia's talking about with
Speaker 3: when they're building a whole new complex apartments and condos
Speaker 3: on Lamar, which they're doing everywhere all the task property,
Speaker 3: they take the whole lane. I don't know if you
Speaker 3: have to have a certain number of feet of buffer,
Speaker 3: which is what it must be to construction a setback? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it must be something because they're blocking the lane. You're like,
Speaker 3: why is this whole lane block? And it's not like
Speaker 3: you can put up a you know, twelve story apartment
Speaker 3: complex overnight. It's a two year process.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a long time.
Speaker 1: It's bad.
Speaker 3: I know my daughter's lease is she's near that area.
Speaker 3: It's up in July, I think early July and she's like,
Speaker 3: I gotta get I gotta get away from South Lamar.
Speaker 1: I can't sell it.
Speaker 5: It's a little bit more intense than other areas in
Speaker 5: the downtown, right, That's what it felt like to me.
Speaker 5: And I used to live over there. Never even thought
Speaker 5: twice about it, but it seemed so much more intensing.
Speaker 1: In sould the injury for you coming home the Mopek
Speaker 1: to one three shut down.
Speaker 5: Mopak goes to one lane at one three one lane.
Speaker 5: It's like ten thirty at night. I just was like,
Speaker 5: kill me now. And then Sandy has this amazing trick.
Speaker 5: I almost hate to talk about.
Speaker 1: It because that's something nice about me.
Speaker 5: No, because then everybody's going to use it. Geez, calm down.
Speaker 5: If you are stuck on Mopack, if you can get
Speaker 5: off at the Stack exit, there's a dedicated lane that
Speaker 5: goes from the Stack exit and it is one lane.
Speaker 5: You stay in that inside lane and it takes you
Speaker 5: straight onto the one eighty three flyover. Like it's a
Speaker 5: huge hack for about what a half a mile. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that you don't sit in traffic. And I got lucky
Speaker 5: and did that at the last second, or else I'd
Speaker 5: still be sitting in that traffic, I think.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a barrier between you and mopak that lane, JB.
Speaker 1: You can't No one can merge over to that lane.
Speaker 1: It's just like an express lane. If you get off
Speaker 1: a mopack at stack, then you just zoom right up
Speaker 1: to one eighty three. Now everyone's going to do it.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Now we're going to get stuck out there.
Speaker 1: Now we get a bunch of hate messages. Why'd you
Speaker 1: tell everybody? May? Why did you do that?
Speaker 2: But I was so happy.
Speaker 5: I was sitting in traffic and I was like, thank god,
Speaker 5: I went to the bathroom before I left her house.
Speaker 2: Like it was just nothing but a sea of tail.
Speaker 1: Presser with nuts, had margarita. Yeah I did. It was good.
Speaker 3: Now, why do you Cedar Park people not use the
Speaker 3: train that you that we built for you.
Speaker 1: Because because then it stops at the convention center and
Speaker 1: you got to walk to wherever you're going from there.
Speaker 1: I got to get all up in the down.
Speaker 3: Austin taxpayers put that in for all your Cedar Park people.
Speaker 1: Stupid use dumb to help you guys go to town.
Speaker 1: I paid for that.
Speaker 3: So the macleres could go downtown, have a sandwich, and
Speaker 3: you don't use it. It pisses me off.
Speaker 1: I got to explore do you need Like do you
Speaker 1: even know where to get it from here? Like? Where
Speaker 1: would you go to get it? I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean we can jump off at the crossing that's
Speaker 5: right by our house, jump right on there.
Speaker 1: That's the only place I ever see it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't even know where to get on it or how
Speaker 1: to get a ticket. I don't either.
Speaker 2: I have no idea, no clue whatsoever.
Speaker 3: I challenge you both to take the light rail downtown sometimes.
Speaker 1: All right, well you pick me up at the convention Center.
Speaker 3: No, no manageable to get there if you're.
Speaker 1: Just joining us. You missed out on a lot of
Speaker 1: great stuff today, including the ACL lineup which you talked.
Speaker 1: We talked about JB's massive bruise from his cycling accident,
Speaker 1: which is horrific. Check our socials later today to see that.
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