Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons. Throwing some ice,
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Speaker 1: It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome.
Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for telling a friend.
That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship.
Were you here for a while?
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I was like, oh okay, traffic was a
bitch because you were walking, and then I and then
you know, I got moas and you're like, I'm ten
minutes out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna go sit by the canal.
Speaker 1: Then oh, oh see, I thought you were talking Laura.
I thought you saw Laura went up. There was nobody
hear what I got here.
Speaker 5: Literally sitting on the bench, well on the wall.
Speaker 1: On the wall, you can't see you, you can't see
it does curve does? It's weird?
Speaker 4: But yes, thanks for blowing my spot up, your spot up.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing that was strange, And I wasn't gonna
even admit this, but I uh, I had a healing
and it went way longer than I thought. But I know,
go ahead, Kevin I'm waiting. I'm waiting. Go ahead.
Speaker 4: How much that they heal and you get all the
dick out?
Speaker 6: I don't know. And but here, I've been so tired lately.
Speaker 1: It's like so exhausted that I've had to take red
bulls to get through the day.
Speaker 6: Which, yeah, it's been bad.
Speaker 1: We're going working at real job now. It's not working
the real job. It's that I haven't been sleeping well.
I've been waking up in the middle of the night.
I'm still getting used to some of the different noises
and things. Things are put apart. Yeah, my head's all
kind of goofed up on things. And I went there
and I woke myself up on the table. Is it No,
it's like quantum. It's this is a quantum healing.
Speaker 5: We can tell you were getting in with your feminine
based on the color. You know, you're ro and lilac.
Speaker 1: Uh no, this isn't. This is Sheila Tillic. And then yeah,
and I I went out cold, like the best, the best.
I snored so loud. I woke myself up.
Speaker 6: Have you ever done that? Have you.
Speaker 5: Talk my sleep?
Speaker 2: I yell?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, what kind of yelling.
Speaker 5: Like Joe Will be like, you'll scream fuck you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, Kevin, that was fantastic. I almost
spit my water. I love that, like tourette. That's funny.
Speaker 5: I scream in my sleep a lot.
Speaker 1: And now I have like a mouthguard that pushes my
lower jaw out slightly because I have sleep apt like
a slight slight sleep appening, so I don't snore at all,
but I will snore so loud otherwise because I've heard.
Speaker 6: I've done at your house.
Speaker 4: I'm tice.
Speaker 1: I have a deviated septem from getting hit in the face,
and I just yeah.
Speaker 3: I fell asleep in the garage stay watching the golf tournament,
and I woke up and all the mail was on
the with the big packages on the table in the garage.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, the mailman must have heard me.
Speaker 6: How jealous is the mailman?
Speaker 4: How much I'm sure Dan will give me ship tomorrow?
Speaker 6: How nice is the mailman that.
Speaker 1: He walks it up?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like d wow, Yeah, I haven't had a.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've had people record me from me talking in
my sleep, and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ever admit something in your sleep.
Speaker 6: I don't know that you can anything right. You wouldn't
admit anything.
Speaker 5: I have very vivid dreams. I have carried conversations on
I've done this ever since I was a little kid.
My sister and I, she used to say when we
would share a bedroom at my dad's house, in our
bunk bed, that I would fight with her like in
my sleep.
Speaker 1: Really and while that that seems kind of normal though,
that you're living your life. Yeah, yeah, But what's the
other full conversations that you've had.
Speaker 6: Do you remember them?
Speaker 5: Sometimes? Yeah, Like it's just I remember one time my cousin.
I was out hiking in Denver and my cousin recorded me,
and I was I had been separated from Ethan for
like a year, and I was having dreams and I
was bitching at Ethan about stuff in my dreams, and
she recorded.
Speaker 1: It because it was so do you still have it?
Speaker 5: Probably not?
Speaker 6: No, No, I'm just saying that.
Speaker 5: It was like Ethan vacuum the fucking floor. Shit like that,
Go take the dog out.
Speaker 3: It was Samkinson fights with like different races in the
middle of the night. He'll like, fuck you, Mexican fucuation.
We're in a hockey term and he's just starts yelling
and Mexicans.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: That's wrong with you.
Speaker 6: So I shouldn't have laughed at that, but it is
kind of funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you were battling Mexicans last night in your sleep.
He's like, what you talking about?
Speaker 1: You tell me do they have? This is gonna sound silly,
but there is a reason I'm asking. Are there Mexican
hockey teams?
Speaker 4: I don't know?
Speaker 1: Okay, because well at those higher levels, like Team USA Mexicans.
Speaker 4: I think Jamaica just started one a hockey team.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, well, I know like that. The head Coachstan
has one.
Speaker 3: I think they just started a couple of the little
these countries have started them to hockey teams.
Speaker 1: So like the head coach of the Fairport basketball where
we live and do the podcast of high school. He
is the Team USA H seventeen and under head coach,
and he had to go out to I think it
was Denver and they whittled the team down to from
thirty five to whatever they were taken, and they blew
Mexico out, like blow him off the court. I think
it was like fit one tend to something fifty. I
don't remember. Jamison was telling me, I haven't read it,
but I go wouldn't make sense, man, they could have
a hockey team. I wouldn't. I just wouldn't know.
Speaker 4: They may, I don't. I've never heard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every you can make every joke you want there,
every stereotypical joke.
Speaker 4: Maybe Sam could make the team to cross the border.
Speaker 1: Wow? Wait, who had it, Tyler or Sam that has
these dreams?
Speaker 4: Sam?
Speaker 1: Sam?
Speaker 6: You're all, yeah, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny. Huh what's he doing next year? Do
you know? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think he's going to Brockport.
Speaker 1: Okay, hockey, excuse me not? Probably not. I know somebody
whose son is playing now at Courtland, and I was
just talking to a someone who goes to Courtland and
they're like, yeah, the hockey players are all older, and
I go, yeah, because some of them went and played
hockey and lived in the South and lived with a
family or something and then decided to go to the college.
Root after that.
Speaker 3: You can go play juniors now and you don't lose
your nca lgiby. They changed that a year or two ago.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you get to go do the juniors thing.
Speaker 1: But fuck Courtland. Yeah, yes, I don't know anything about Courtland.
Speaker 4: Oh, I think that's a lot only that's because Courtland arrivals.
Speaker 1: So for Courtland. Oh okay, all right, there you go.
That's the uh.
Speaker 6: Laura's working with hoarders today.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I have a huge courting project out in
Hilton right now. This woman donated today twenty five bags
of clothing and we are halfway through one bedroom.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it is how many years has been
since she's thirty two? Mm?
Speaker 5: She said in this bedroom she hasn't been in in
five years.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, how many years has been since juice in
the floor passed out?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, it hasn't been years.
Speaker 5: But yeah, she it's a it's a sad situation. She
couldn't even walk through her house. She had a stroke
about a year ago. And so I've been working with
her for a couple of years. Family, her daughter, Yeah,
she has a daughter who's almost forty, and her daughter
has stopped coming over to the house. So today we
were talking about, like, how what caused you to become
a hoarder? Because I always say I'm like, not judgmental,
there's a reason for everything. So she explained to me
today that her husband was an alcoholic. He would go
out to the bars and she would go shopping hy s.
She's like, I didn't nag him on his drinking. He
didn't nag me on his shopping. But this house you
cannot walk through. It's a safety concern. I found twelve
thousand dollars in cash in this house on Monday.
Speaker 1: Twelve grand in cash cash.
Speaker 5: They thought they had been robbed.
Speaker 4: Twenty five but she only told her, well.
Speaker 5: They thought they had been robbed a few years ago.
And then I found it and they started crying. I
was like, are you alive too, He's alive, oh though, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but it is. It's intense. Literally, we've donated about fifty
bags of clothing, maybe sixty bags. And I'm saying, big
black contractor bags of clothing.
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Speaker 4: So much older than parapox.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, but Samantha Fox would have been more
my thing. I think, Oh god, I love Kathy Ireland.
I thought she was the hottest. I just loved it.
Oh god man. The pages of that magazine were she's
a billionaire.
Speaker 6: Yes she is?
Speaker 5: Does she look like now?
Speaker 3: It's really funny to see, Like I said this on
last night's podcast, sixty is not sixty that my.
Speaker 1: Even for mocketing boatoks maybe, but but and eating healthy
and because boattox doesn't keep your ass small, doesn't count
your gut small.
Speaker 5: Well, now there's.
Speaker 6: A yeah, it's ozembic and the whatever else I get that,
but uh, she's sixty two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she looks great and she is a billionaire
because she owns all these products.
Speaker 4: That was her deal with Kmart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, owned all the lines and yeah ran them through Kmart,
which was.
Speaker 1: Huge at the time and now. But but she still
got a million uh different. I don't know that she
does QVC necessarily. I'm Suprisius.
Speaker 5: Shut up.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what.
Speaker 5: Horror hop, No, horny, She's got a lot of Kmart things.
But when you say QVC, I just I just finished
watching the first season of Hacks and oh god, I
love so good. But how she has our QBC line.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love the show Hacks.
Speaker 5: It's so good.
Speaker 1: I finished this well, yeah, I watched every season, so
I'm current and I hate that it's over that I've
gotten through this season. Yeah, and I had to wait
every week to watch it this year.
Speaker 5: But I mean, it makes me think of that character,
like when you're talking about a six years old who
has her it's based.
Speaker 1: On I think it's based on Joan Rivers. The Hacks
show very much so like first Woman who got a
late night show. She would sit in for Carson and
then Fox gave her a late night show, and Carson
never talked to her again, like she got cut.
Speaker 5: Yeah, being a little hard ass on her.
Speaker 6: Yeah, probably.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Joan was not easy. I would think a
lot of plastic surgery and things. That's how she died.
Was in on a plastic surgery table. I think she
was in. Yeah, I think she was in for a
procedure and I think she succumbed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so many robbers. I think it might
have been Kanye's mother too.
Speaker 5: Kanye's mother dead, Yeah, dondo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was I gonna say, but we drifted off.
Speaker 5: Sorry, you were talking about you were talking about that
old lady, that the old Allienaire.
Speaker 6: So who's uh Billy Ray Cyrus is.
Speaker 5: With Oh good, he's with them.
Speaker 1: Come on, she's hot, come on, she's actually sixty sixty.
It's uh damn.
Speaker 5: It's someone who I never would have thought she's she's
Elizabeth Harley.
Speaker 1: Yes, wow, that was great, great pull. You pulled that
out from under the quarteror pile. Yeah, she looks great
hot at sixty. Yeah, she's yes, and that maybe there's
boatox and things going on. Pro Okay, fine, okay, fine.
Speaker 5: You know that there's NIPS talks, there's stuff, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a cocaine in this in the eighties
and nine. He keeps you young too, probably.
Speaker 1: You think so oh yeah, No, okay, the hell of
a drug? Um? Yeah?
Speaker 6: She I thought she looked great and I went sixty.
Speaker 5: Is not Billy ray Cyrus.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Billy ray Cyrus seems like he could.
Speaker 1: Be a cool guy. No, why why are you saying that?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I feel like Ikey Breaky Heart.
Speaker 5: Yes, but it's a fun song.
Speaker 1: It's a fun song at the time. I mean it's
a shitty, you know, derivative tune, but I understand. But
it was fun. I got it.
Speaker 6: Actually, I could see why people liked it. It wasn't
my thing.
Speaker 5: May he come back around for that? Save a horse
ride a Cowboy?
Speaker 4: Was that Billy ray Cyrus?
Speaker 6: That was big and rich?
Speaker 5: But he did do something with recently like twenty.
Speaker 6: No, he did with with another.
Speaker 4: With the little town Guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jeel Road, Old Town Road. Yeah, yeah, that's what
That's exactly.
Speaker 5: What he made, like a twenty twenty COVID comeback.
Speaker 1: But Laura, if a boyfriend ever farted on you, is
that funny?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: No, Kevin, have you ever do they do.
Speaker 5: I think Joe thinks it's funny.
Speaker 6: To fart on you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so gross.
Speaker 6: Oh it's so gross, like fart in your face.
Speaker 5: No, but like in bed.
Speaker 6: Oh, well you can't dutch Oven?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Does he dutch Oven?
Speaker 5: You? No? God, he fucking kick him in the deck.
Speaker 6: Yeah you Dutch?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh well kids when the kids were twenty.
Speaker 5: Years of marriage and three kids later, when the.
Speaker 4: Kids were little and they lay in bed with you too,
that was prime opportunity.
Speaker 5: Oh, the boys fart on me all the time. The
kids literally will like crawl on top of me and
fart on me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Damison was the only one who really did that.
Speaker 5: Oh, non stop with them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, boys, they don't fight. They poof.
Speaker 5: My dad's second wife used to make us call it
that what poofing? Yeah, you weren't allowed to say fart
at our house?
Speaker 1: Why fuck?
Speaker 6: Is that? That would drive me? I'm sorry, No, it's okay.
Speaker 5: You can talk.
Speaker 6: I don't want to talk shit.
Speaker 1: I don't know the human being. I have no idea,
but I never liked like when I would even hear instead,
I have to go to the bathroom. I'm gonna make
jelly beans or something. Why oh, I heard that, and
then different names for the parts, and I'm like, then
one kid comes out once and goes my vagina and
I remember being shocked and thinking that's.
Speaker 6: Actually the right thing.
Speaker 1: It's all okay with this.
Speaker 6: I'm all right.
Speaker 1: It's weird to hear three year ago my vagina hurts
or my vagiant whatever. I get it, but at least
it's not calling it my like you know, h yeah,
or my I don't know, no no square.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh no, we tell oh my god. My boys
at school they call it the no no square or
the private square.
Speaker 6: They still do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well yeah. I was once in a pre K
class and the kids having trouble and the anthemy goes.
I need someone to wipe me, and the teacher's like,
you got to learn to do it yourself unless you
want to do it.
Speaker 6: I'm a nail bier.
Speaker 1: I don't want to face it. This is a headline.
I've had a seven year infection since my ex did
the most disgusting thing in a hotel room, and I
can't believe it got into my sinuses. Dutchavent, a woman
spent seven years suffering from relentless sinus infections that baffled
doctors until they took cultural culture samples from her nose
and finally cracked the case.
Speaker 6: The culprit e.
Speaker 1: Coli courtesy of her X.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's from poop Christine Connell. Maybe you can find her
on TikTok. In a recent TikTok has racked up more
than four hundred and thirty six thousand views. This is
as of the end of May. How does that get
in your sinuses unless you have a boyfriend who farts
and wants to disgustingly and you are forced in hall
it because you are immobile after ankle surgery.
Speaker 6: So this woman had ankle surgery.
Speaker 1: She's in a hotel recovering and he farts in her
face and she can't get away from it, or that's
her excuse, and she eats asked.
Speaker 5: That's when I'm I'm like, yeah, she's tossing salad.
Speaker 1: And a later update, Connle said that she and her
former bow were hold up in a hotel room with
two queen sized beds while she recovered from an operation.
Weird that you know you cover from opery?
Speaker 5: Yeah, a hotel?
Speaker 1: Well, could you go to?
Speaker 5: I think she traveled. Maybe she had to like get
the hotel, the surgery in a different air.
Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying, Like, could you go to a
specific doctor. It's still same day.
Speaker 1: You can't stay here, but this doctor is the best
at whatever.
Speaker 5: See, I'm thinking maybe she lives in where she say, Idaho.
Maybe she had to travel to Boston for.
Speaker 4: All day long. I smell I smell ship.
Speaker 1: I am so she constantly constantly?
Speaker 5: How did it live off her nose for some years?
Speaker 1: Deep In a letter, Connell said that she and her
form a hold. She was already snuggled under the covers
when her ax standing naked. I like this guy's form
naked between the beds, turned his backside toward her. That
is when the fart happened.
Speaker 4: Fart one far time out.
Speaker 1: Fart is just there.
Speaker 4: So there must have been some shrapnel that's wanted.
Speaker 5: Was it a fire?
Speaker 6: That is when the fart happened.
Speaker 1: I've never ever ever smelled anything that compares to that.
So that was a bad fart. How do you get
to this point? How do you get to this point?
Speaker 3: For seven years too, because she kept getting sinus infection,
But how do you get to like normal diagnosis to
oh yeah, that one.
Speaker 5: Time seven years ago, I called bullshit on this pilot
like it is. It's bullshit shit like equal eye.
Speaker 1: There's a group of bacteria commonly found in the intestinal
tracks of healthy humans and animals. According to the CDC,
most strains of equal eye are harmless and even beneficial
aiding digestion, but some strains can cause illness, including diarrhea,
urinary tract infections, pneumonia, sepsis, and, in Connall's case, a
sonus infection that just wouldn't quit. Now, I get sinus
infections all the time, to the point where I do
you need as to.
Speaker 6: What I pleave the fifth.
Speaker 5: No, I don't eat as bullshit.
Speaker 4: This This is how he said. So it's usually finger.
Speaker 6: I don't think it's.
Speaker 4: It's everyone a little finger.
Speaker 6: I don't think it is common. She said.
Speaker 1: It can happen, it has happened before, but it's definitely rare.
Equali has primarily spent blah blah blah. Let's see. Connle
believes a perfect storm of bad timing and bad gas
made her infection impossible. I just had ankle surgery that
I was recovering from, so I imagine that my immune
system was focused on healing that I think maybe in
another circumstance, if like I had been healthy, it wouldn't
have happened. Also, when I say that, I it was
the worst part that I've ever smelled in my life.
I truly mean that. Connall emphasized that her ex was
trying to blast her on purpose.
Speaker 5: Okay, stood years later.
Speaker 6: Well, you didn't know what was happening, kept getting that.
Speaker 5: It didn't get cleared up. I mean, this is just
does not It doesn't track, It does not at no.
I think she wanted to get TikTok famous and so
she made them all right.
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can call chat GPT now, Yes, and Kevin wants to
call chat GPT and ask how do I convince the
girl to let me eat her?
Speaker 4: Ask?
Speaker 1: Now, I guarantee you Chat GPT will not will not answer,
but it'll be fun anyways.
Speaker 6: All right, we'll try calling right now. You can.
Speaker 1: Actually, I've never you get fifteen three minutes a month
to call. Anybody in America gets fifth How on, we're
on my time? So this is your time last time? Yes,
So we're good.
Speaker 5: What you called chat GIPT about last time?
Speaker 1: We just wanted to see We asked nothing something stupid. Yeah,
I wasn't ready for but I did. I wanted to
hear what does it sound like? Right?
Speaker 6: I mean this AI?
Speaker 1: This whole world is going fucking wild, so I wanted
to see what it was like. And this is you'll
hear it. It's a very nice, soothing.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 2: I'm chat GPT, an AI assistant. Just so you know,
our conversation may be reviewed for safety by continuing this call?
Can you agree to open AI's terms and privacy policy?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: So, how can I help you today?
Speaker 1: Oh? You want me to ask? Good? High chat ept?
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm doing well? Thanks for asking? How about you?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Good? I'm having a little bit of a problem though.
I'm wondering if you can help me convince a girl
to let me eat her ass. I can't believe I
just said that.
Speaker 2: I'm here to provide respectful and appropriate support. Let's focus
on building healthy, respectful relationships. Can I assist you with
anything else?
Speaker 4: How does Bill convince a girl to go out with him?
Speaker 2: No, my guidelines won't let me help with that.
Speaker 6: She's like, did you hang up?
Speaker 4: No? It won't even help you. Ask how a girl?
Speaker 6: I don't know, but she got very annoyed. She's so
annoyed real.
Speaker 5: Person, No, I know, but annoying annoyed.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, how does be t get annoyed with
you got annoyed?
Speaker 5: I don't know, but I guarantee that ass eating ship
is going to start popping up on all of our
phones now, big brother, we.
Speaker 1: Found the ass eating Club of Rochester.
Speaker 3: I wonder if Alex ass alexis cooler and AI, well,
Alexi is a I don't tell he is cooler today too.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think she will. She could be a
little bitchy. I always say thank you to hear.
Speaker 5: Hey, Siri, are there any benefits to getting your ass lit?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: See, like other Roger zones, that anus has a high
concentration of nerve endings. Simulating this area with your tongue
can reallyrab your partner's engine and the taboo asked that
can be a turn on for the giver.
Speaker 4: Told me, Laura, we're going.
Speaker 1: To start producing erotic books and they're going to read
them a little bit of a horror. Yes, so, speaking that, yesterday,
for the first time ever, I have found a story
about a teacher that admitted she had sex with a student.
It was e Xavier Jesuit High School in Cincinnati and
shocking against the j and she was brought in to
work with kids who were like academically struggling. Maybe I
don't know. And she she was not an unattractive woman,
but she aged significantly during this time and she's forty
three years old. And as she's she admitted it. She said,
I did have sex with this seventeen year old. And
then I think at some point in another argument, uh no, no,
they checked. Now, they did a strap, they did a
whole COVID test on them, and uh if I had
never heard where the teacher admits it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but think about Mary Kay Laturno.
Speaker 1: Well, she got pregnant, she could not. I mean, what
was she going to do? Surprise.
Speaker 5: I guarantee that there's teachers who admit it because.
Speaker 4: Or they admit it because it gives them less of
a sentence to plead guilty.
Speaker 6: This woman got.
Speaker 4: It's a pleat.
Speaker 6: This woman got three years in prison.
Speaker 3: Three But but you not you, But you, as a
as a male teacher, you'd be done for twenty five
to thirty plus. You'd be having your ass rammed every
day in prison by everybody else.
Speaker 6: Well maybe toss but the but three years and I thought,
in a way, that's got to.
Speaker 1: Be a relief for her to be good, to be going,
because she's pointed out she's lost her husband, her house,
her job, and her friends.
Speaker 6: And it's like just disappear for a little while.
Speaker 1: But three years imprisonment. How long on the registry you
have to register every in Ohio. It sounded like from
the news clip you have to register every ninety days,
which sounded weird to me. You have to reregister every
ninety days.
Speaker 6: What a pain in the ass that is.
Speaker 4: So they can keep track of where the hell you are.
Speaker 5: But then but I know, like in Webster we get
an alert every time that there's a new previous sex
offender in our neighbors.
Speaker 4: They do, well, that's Staten Island.
Speaker 1: I don't worry about that. They got to put them somewhere.
So I don't think we've had sex offend I don't ever,
I've never gotten an alert.
Speaker 5: If you look, yeah, you can look it up and
there's like a I forget what the website is. There's
like a red dot and it chows every sex offender.
Look it up right now, what's the I don't know.
That's why I'm like, I'll google it, find.
Speaker 1: Out what the name of that website is, because I
would think, like some of the these people could be
I'm hoping they're not an eighteen or nineteen year old
male or female having sex with a sixteen year old.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of them too, right.
Speaker 1: I wish they would change that law or at least
take some kind of consideration in there, because it only
because I mean, it's it would be like, you know,
Jordan's twenty three. Let's say he went out to a
bar and someone got in with a fake ID and
she happens.
Speaker 6: I mean, I guess that's a little too young.
Speaker 1: But it's sixteen, right, or it's seventeen seventeen. So you
get into seventeen and you know a lot of makeup
and a fake ID and you're with your older sibby.
Speaker 4: But I wonder, does that fake ID play in to
it at all at a bar?
Speaker 6: Yes, I don't know. I have no idea.
Speaker 3: Like Matttan told us that if they have a fake ID,
as long as it's checked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it cleared yeah, and it cleared there, and
then you're fine, they're absolved. Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know that. I've seen the website once before
where they put the red dots on.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I just tried to do one website and it wasn't working.
Speaker 6: So we'll find it during a break.
Speaker 1: But this is a married teacher accused of scream mask orgies.
She had kids, put the scream mask on with students,
and forced to sell her home where everything took place.
I guess she was a substitute teacher. She's accused of
making teenagers as young as thirteen wear scream masks while
having group sex.
Speaker 6: That's a new one. I have not heard of teachers
with group sex.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you mean, Yeah, I haven't heard that.
Speaker 6: I haven't heard it. No, her husband filed for divorce.
Speaker 1: She's thirty one, and she has to sell the house
she alleged miners took place last year, where a stripper
pole and sex toys were found inside. According to court document,
this one was giving these kids an education.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 1: He filed for divorce in February, around the time the
cops began.
Speaker 4: There's the nine hundred and thirty nine within the city
of Rochester.
Speaker 5: Wow, you found it, Okay, Yeah, what's the name of
the website? Just I just it was the Fairport.
Speaker 4: This is just the city. I think this is just
the city.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1: A judge recently granted motion to listen to. She has
to sell her house. She's fat facing forty one felonies
related to a twisted string of alleged sex crimes involving
at least six students as young as thirteen. Fort and
Bury allegedly piled the kid, applied the kids, excuse me,
piled the kids at two different schools with alcohol and
magic mushrooms before having sex with them. Holy shit, at
least one allegends.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 1: As they're saying as young as thirteen and she had.
Speaker 5: And having a sex party.
Speaker 1: See, I'd be more mad about the shreamers and the
alcohol that I might be the six. I don't know.
She had the boys wear masks from the screen movie franchise,
according to police one on at least one occasion, her
children were in the house in bed while the alleged
orgies took place. Yeah. She offered between Yeah, she offered
between one hundred and eight hundred dollars to the boys
for photos of their genitals, and would regularly send nude
photos of herself.
Speaker 5: What did this woman look like what's her name?
Speaker 6: Her name is.
Speaker 1: Fort and Berry Fortenberry, Yeah, Brittany fort and Berry, Brittany.
She is.
Speaker 6: Midwest.
Speaker 1: She would often threaten to kill herself and for victims.
This is exactly what the kids said in the other teacher.
She would kill herself if the victims said anything about
the abuse, according to the documents, that's the thing. Did
you find any fairport?
Speaker 4: I did not, but I found one right across the
street from the rink.
Speaker 1: Local.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's her ford and Berry, not bad like And
I mean it's a mugshot.
Speaker 5: I mean it's a mugshot.
Speaker 1: So there you go.
Speaker 5: What would you d a gang bang teacher? I want
to scream, panic a new mug shot?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, what the fuck? People, what would you do
if your boys if you found out your boys had
a teacher like that?
Speaker 5: Killer?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's disgusting, horrible, But talk about taking like that
like that.
Speaker 5: That's a whole nother level, like instead of just like
you a sleeping with any student is disgusting. But to
do gang bangs where you give them drugs, alcohol, make
them wear masks that have them sent paying them to
say nudes, What the fuck is wrong with this?
Speaker 1: Woman. Danny went there for brunch and the music. He
didn't go for the music trivia, but he went there
for brunch and music trivia was happening. Danny got the burrito,
had a deep fried cinnamon on it, and ate the
entire thing.
Speaker 5: I'm so proud of him.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, How.
Speaker 6: Good is that the food?
Speaker 5: I literally? Oh god? When I stopped in today, a
whole new doctor so good walking in? Oh yeah, yeah,
I wish I would have had time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to try like there? There are summer cocktails.
Speaker 6: And stuff too.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, if I started drinking there today when I stopped,
I probably wouldn't have made it here.
Speaker 1: Oh that wouldn't have been good. We like it when
you're here.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're gonna have the big concert and I think
we all got to go to.
Speaker 1: This in August. Yeah, absolutely right when it's gonna be
just a hell of a lot of fun. And then
here's something too good bands. Yep, you've got the Zach
Brian Tribute Band and the eight s plan, but then
something that I don't We don't talk about a lot
about bTB, but you did use it for your birthday catering.
Speaker 5: It's the best.
Speaker 1: They're catering is phenomenal.
Speaker 5: So when I got to meet Vip Connie today and
she yea. I was talking to her about it, I
was like, that food was amazing. Had some of the
pulled chicken the other day because I put it in
individual freezer containers and of and look at you using
it for dinner. Yeah.
Speaker 6: In I mean gathering, big celebration.
Speaker 1: They got you covered to bTB, come out for the concert,
come out for all the different events we want to
do over the summer of brunch cast.
Speaker 5: Well that's why I literally got a gift card for
Cam's teacher today for the end of school years. He
keeps telling her to go to brunch there, so I
was like, well, I'm going to force her too.
Speaker 6: Awesome.
Speaker 1: That is awesome. Yeah, you can get gift cards. It's
great for teachers at the end of the year. That's
a great little gift.
Speaker 3: All day happy Hour starts at eleven, goes to what
six or seven?
Speaker 1: Six or seven all day happy hour teachers. So I
couldn't stay there to summer times coming bTB wood Fire
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Speaker 5: I'm nice right now. It had a Moby Field, it
had it does, but it sounds like a mix of
eminem and gym class heroes.
Speaker 1: It is neither, I said Macklemore.
Speaker 3: It is not Malimore. I love College Asher Raff. Oh
my god, two six, I got no point.
Speaker 5: I remember the pass out three way up. I'm gonna
build me. I could have gone with Macma Martin.
Speaker 6: I should Bill Withers.
Speaker 4: It's not Bill Withers, all right, Stevie won it's a
white guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Body Caldwell nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 4: Nineteen seventy Eight's what you won't do for love?
Speaker 6: Come on now, come on now? I get five for that,
right or ten ten for the year?
Speaker 1: Oh thank you?
Speaker 5: Can you just play the next one? To the hook?
Speaker 1: Damn? I wish I was your lover?
Speaker 5: Yep, I guess nineteen ninety five? What did you write down?
Speaker 6: I wrote down twenty twenty.
Speaker 5: I didn't twenty twenty, I didn't.
Speaker 6: Finish the year.
Speaker 1: I guess I wish I was your lover? Why do
I feel like that was like a Samantha Fox But
it's not. I'm gonna ninety nine.
Speaker 3: Jesus, Damn, I wish it was your lover from Sophie Backe.
Speaker 1: Oh it was way off. Okay, yeah, just please let
it go.
Speaker 3: Eighth and ninth grade with already the one man party
at ninety eight, I maybe arty, damn.
Speaker 5: I wish it was your I like that little remember that,
like single thing that would happen?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, need a cassette tape, no, no, no, no, no
forty five.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like a single song. It was like
a little clear super small.
Speaker 4: Record.
Speaker 5: No, it looked like it looks like a cassette, but
it was like the super small ones. Oh no, I
don't remember that because I definitely had Tiffany.
Speaker 4: I don't know, and I can't get back to listen.
Here we go.
Speaker 1: Oh, this next show, I'm going to crush them. Stink
Feels of Gold nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 5: I guess you two. I have Fields of Blake ninety nine.
Speaker 4: You have zero points? Do you have a clean sweep? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well this song was played at the restaurant that I
worked at in Park City, Utah. It was called Postibilities,
and the guy was from Syracuse. I think there's a
Possibilities in Syracuse.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been there.
Speaker 1: He hired me because my mom went to Naz and
his daughter thought I was cute, so they hired me
and this was played all the time. And I remember
in nineteen ninety three, so thirty this is uh, I
wrote Toy Soldiers, Madonna, it.
Speaker 4: Is toy Soldiers.
Speaker 6: Toy Soldiers for a year nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 5: I wrote ninety six as well, it is Toy Soldiers
from Mark to Oh Martka nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 1: Wow, fuck is Martina?
Speaker 4: I mean unsampled this song too. Wait you probably would
have played this on the zone too, yeah.
Speaker 6: I said, truly madly, deeply.
Speaker 1: Yep, I don't remember the band I wrote. I wrote
ninety eight degrees in nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 5: I wrote ninety nineteen ninety seven. Truly madly, deeply, I
can't think of the name.
Speaker 1: Had to be like the beginning of the boy Man,
not in sink or Or.
Speaker 5: I don't think that was a boy Man. I think
it was a duo that was two.
Speaker 4: Thousands, was the boy Man?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, it's truly madly deeply from Seventh Garden nineteen ninety seven, thirty.
Speaker 5: Five I am a twenty five.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, all right, so this is where I may lose.
I wrote Closing Time nineteen ninety seven. I cannot remember who.
Speaker 5: It was Closing Time nineteen ninety nine, Semi Sonic.
Speaker 4: It is closing Time from Semi Sonic from nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, nineteen ninety eight, I'm crossing up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, too bad? The Doors and the last one.
I'm going to give you a ten.
Speaker 3: I'll give you ten if you tell me the name
of the movie it was in, and I'll give you
an additional ten if you tell me who wrote the
song originally.
Speaker 1: All right, so it's I'm a believer, yep, is I believe?
I don't know who's why can't I? It was? Why
do I think this is Mark?
Speaker 6: What's his name?
Speaker 5: Not Mark?
Speaker 4: For grad? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Why don't you go? What's your gun?
Speaker 3: So I wrote?
Speaker 1: I wrote, Oh the year that this one came out
two thousand and two, and then the movie I wrote
was Shrek. It is Shred, It is Shrek.
Speaker 5: Smash Mouth, Oh, smash Mouth, I had two thousand.
Speaker 4: It is I'm a Believer from Smashing Off two thousand
and one.
Speaker 6: Okay, so I already get I'm a believer and Shrek you.
Speaker 4: Get, you get five for I'm a believer.
Speaker 6: You get ten for five five.
Speaker 5: Twenty thirty, forty for the actually No. Four ten twenty thirty.
Speaker 1: And if you could tell me who originally wrote originally
written by Mickey Dolans and the Monkeys, it's not written
the Monkeys too. Yeah, but I didn't think they didn't
write a lot of their dads this one they didn't. Well,
I didn't write a lot of their music, but I
thought maybe Mickey did write this one. I made you
like the partridge give you a clue.
Speaker 3: The guy also played acoustic guitar when the Monkeys recorded
it on the album.
Speaker 6: So somebody from the sixties acoustic guitar.
Speaker 1: Oh God, tell me this is Neil Diamond. Yeah, that's
the point. So fucking no, you can't get so many
hints he gave to me.
Speaker 4: Hints, but so many hints.
Speaker 1: Well Neil Diamond once I heard it, because don't forget
red red Wine is Neil Diamond?
Speaker 4: All that he wrote a lot of.
Speaker 5: I think I surpassed you.
Speaker 4: You get I'll give you ten for Neil. It's my game.
Shut up, bet you.
Speaker 1: I don't even know where.
Speaker 5: I still got sixty points.
Speaker 6: Uh, I don't get any points there, any points there
I don't.
Speaker 4: Forget you got the ten. For shucks, don't forget that
that in there.
Speaker 5: Why are you trying to have a beat me because
I bet.
Speaker 4: He's wearing a lilac shirt.
Speaker 5: I know, because we're anna rose under your shirt. What's
wrong he's already been beaten and hook?
Speaker 4: What's wrong with that pegging tonight he is doing?
Speaker 6: I know I have seventy points.
Speaker 1: Okay, you got so many hints with this, somebody got
to say hits.
Speaker 5: You got no save wrote monkeys. We both wrote down
the monkeys.
Speaker 1: I wrote down Mickey Domans doesn't where the monkey is
an actual? I know they play were they weren't they
weren't they were manufactured?
Speaker 6: Yeah, they were like the original.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were more for manufacturing without cheating. I won.
He had eighty without cheating.
Speaker 4: He had he had without the ten. He beat you?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, all right?
Speaker 5: You zero points on the first one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get zero points on you're bitching Dan out? No, no, no, no,
because I wait, let's see, go ahead, go ahead. I
got zero on the first.
Speaker 5: One because at like number five, we were five points apart.
Speaker 1: Hang on a second and then at Bill with I
said Bill Withers for number two. That's not it. I
got that wrong, but I got the year right, So
I got ten points for nineteen seventy.
Speaker 5: Eight, right, okay, what about number?
Speaker 6: Then I got damn I wish.
Speaker 1: I was your lover yeap. But I didn't get the artist,
so that put me at fifteen. Then I got you
got the sting, Yeah, but sting would be five ten twenty,
so that put me at thirty thirty five. Then I
got toy soldiers yep, so that puts me at forty.
But I didn't get the year yeah or the other.
Then I won't truly madly deeply got that yeah, so
that puts me at forty five. I think got closing time.
That puts me at fifty.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, and you got I'm a believer, you got
you got five fifteen twenty five.
Speaker 5: No, he didn't hit well, okay, you would. We would
have been tied. He would have been tied. You You
could have named.
Speaker 1: Could have named Neil Diamond two. Yet you could.
Speaker 5: We all said, write it down. We've never been able to.
Speaker 1: Like, that's true.
Speaker 5: Put something that's true.
Speaker 6: She's got to point this the next for bonus question,
there's no rules.
Speaker 1: The second bonus give you a hint, is he played
acoustic and once he said that, and I'm going that,
Oh yeah, it's Neil Diamond. But but I'll go with
the tie.
Speaker 5: That's okay.
Speaker 4: Tonight's prizes an ass eating for both.
Speaker 6: Laura likes to be tied up.
Speaker 1: You know what I love. I love that she's fighting
before that. I just no, no, Danny just gets smug.
Speaker 5: Put another one on board myself for some of these.
Speaker 1: Yes, you should be, you should be. That's very good.
Speaker 5: When all the way back to some found closing time
that was on Now that's what we call number eight.
I just remember listening to it.
Speaker 4: If Hellman was here, wouldn't matter because would have smoked
both of you on.
Speaker 5: He would have probably what is the Vinnie played along too?
Speaker 1: Oh Vinnie probably did. Yeah, yeah, I didn't even look
at the comments.
Speaker 4: I'm sure there's an ass eating comment in there. Eat
the corner out of that ass.
Speaker 6: The butter and salt on it.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, all right, and you just gotta go
just to look again. My mom the march meter Marster tonight,
she ain't don't even go to hear this episode.
Speaker 1: For Kevin Mure with another fun game that was fun.
Speaker 4: This is broadcasting excellence right here. Yes, broad you should.
Speaker 1: Win an award broadcasting excellence.
Speaker 6: I think that's nice when you win an award, I do.
I think it's nice.
Speaker 4: We should win an award.
Speaker 6: Sometimes sometimes those awards are almonds.
Speaker 1: That's all. Just say that for Laura who tonight and
always brings it, always brings it.
Speaker 6: Love with Laura's Bill.
Speaker 1: Murran will see you Monday. That judging make us