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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Buns and Banter, a podcast by work Busties

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<v Speaker 1>for work Busties. Hey, I'm Lauren and I'm Ali. We're

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<v Speaker 1>both morning show hosts for iHeartMedia. We're both millennials, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're both trying to figure out how to build the

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<v Speaker 1>lives we dream about, dating, marriage, career, career and being

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<v Speaker 1>a mom. How to get through a week without crying.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Buns and Banter. We're glad you're here. That's humbly.

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<v Speaker 1>I think my thighs are too big to sit cross

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<v Speaker 1>legged anymore in these cheers. Yeah, that's all right. It

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<v Speaker 1>fits the mood of the weed up there, and it hurts.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna sit like a Oh God, just don't watch

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<v Speaker 1>this video on YouTube. Welcome to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoo Okay, So yeah, let's start with you because wow, wow, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like there's a lot to unpack.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I want to start out with a story first,

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<v Speaker 1>because I feel like you and I talk so much

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<v Speaker 1>about how busy we are, crazy stress we can be,

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<v Speaker 1>and like sometimes do it. I feeling I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes you have those moments that remind you like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to slow the fuck down for a second,

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<v Speaker 1>and it happened yesterday, and I feel like it almost

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<v Speaker 1>I almost died, Oh tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a good reminder, but it was also like

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<v Speaker 1>a like father son, Holy Spirit, thank you Jesus for

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<v Speaker 1>taking the wheel on this. I had so much to

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<v Speaker 1>do the other day. I had like a client meeting,

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<v Speaker 1>straight into Sophia's preschool open house, straight to flag football

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<v Speaker 1>practice and then a birthday party. And it was our anniversary.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was our anniversary. Oh yeah, we did absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>nothing except all of those things. You shared an umbrella

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<v Speaker 1>flag football? What do you mean so romantic? Ce? But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm speeding. This is all on me user error. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like speeding to get from one event to the next.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm taking this the plain Field exit if you're local,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know what I mean, right off of ninety

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<v Speaker 1>six or whatever that expressway is, I don't know whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>And it's a twenty five mile per hour one. It

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<v Speaker 1>had started raining and it was too fast, and all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, my car like lost control. Oh horrifying,

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<v Speaker 1>like shit my pants, horrifying. Yeah, so I could feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I was like, oh my god. And I realized

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<v Speaker 1>it immediately. That curve came so fast. I was like, shit,

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<v Speaker 1>you are going way too fast for this. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? This is irresponsible? And my car is just

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<v Speaker 1>like hydroplaning, skidding. I'm off like I went off into

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<v Speaker 1>the grass, like thank god, missed one of the like

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<v Speaker 1>turn signs, the yellow arrows, and I was and then

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<v Speaker 1>corrected itself, and I was just like, Okay, that was

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<v Speaker 1>a literal life and death reminder. You need to slow

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<v Speaker 1>the f down. Yeah, And I just thought to myself, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought, oh my, oh my god. Sometimes I

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<v Speaker 1>think you and I both like I won't speak for you,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think we are going so fast doing all

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<v Speaker 1>the things, trying to get all the things done, so

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<v Speaker 1>we have like an ounce of energy for ourselves that

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes you need a physical reminder, like, bitch, you're going

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<v Speaker 1>off the road. You need to like right yourself and

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<v Speaker 1>figure this out better. Yeah, isn't that crazy? That is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's such an experience. Oh that's so scary. So not

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<v Speaker 1>to open like a buzzkill. It was my fault. I

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<v Speaker 1>was going too fast. People have told me, Mom, I

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<v Speaker 1>bought up a fast driver. But take a second, like

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<v Speaker 1>deep breadth in, deep breath out, and give yourself a slowdown.

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<v Speaker 1>Did big boss him tell you he spun out in

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<v Speaker 1>his Tesla on the way up North a couple weekends ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I had no idea. Hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>He totally spun out, Like he said, same thing. He

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<v Speaker 2>was on the highway. He wasn't going that fast. It

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<v Speaker 2>was somewhere between seventy five and eighty yeah, something on there,

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<v Speaker 2>and he just the road was like a little bit wet,

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<v Speaker 2>and he just completely he was going straight and then

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden just hydroplane lost control and spun

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<v Speaker 2>into the median, into the like the grass grassy median,

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<v Speaker 2>and like, Tesla takes video of everything, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna ask, do is it like talk to

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<v Speaker 1>you through the situation? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then because you like had a not an emergency incident,

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<v Speaker 2>but some kind of like you know whatever, for Tesla,

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<v Speaker 2>it keeps recording for like the next i don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>ten minutes or something, just to like make sure everything's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>But he showed us the video. It was super scary.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>So he was going to put new tires on his Tesla.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if he ended up doing that, but take.

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<v Speaker 1>A second, slow it down, very be very demure.

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<v Speaker 2>About where you're headed on the road, very mindful, very demure.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of you aren't when you drive though you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's really unfortunate because I have really been trying

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<v Speaker 2>to work on my road rage, and it's just it

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<v Speaker 2>ain't happening. It ain't happening, No, And I'm so impatient

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<v Speaker 2>by the time we leave work, where the road rage

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<v Speaker 2>would be worse. I got the way in who we

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<v Speaker 2>don't see very many people work good. When I get

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<v Speaker 2>out of here, we are very fortunate that on our

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<v Speaker 2>way into work, it's usually before five o'clock, so there's

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<v Speaker 2>like no one on the road. So like the biggest

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<v Speaker 2>gripe is like the lights are red when they don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to be, because that's a good you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I yellows are everyone's friend or a blinking red But

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<v Speaker 2>just like a regular cycle before five o'clock in the

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<v Speaker 2>morning doesn't need to happen. I'm sitting here, I'm wasting time,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm late for work. What do we do wing? But

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<v Speaker 2>when we get out it's like lunch rush.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And I had the absolute.

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<v Speaker 2>Pleasure of being on twenty eighth Street at around four

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<v Speaker 2>thirty five o'clock. Oh god, And I had to get

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<v Speaker 2>from twenty eighth Street in Cascade over to Grandville. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>and I took and I was like, ain't no way,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm taking twenty eighth street. There are I have a

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<v Speaker 2>list of a one hundred things I'd rather do besides

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<v Speaker 2>take twenty eighth straight between four and five o'clock. So

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'll take forty fourth.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, oh look at the faith.

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<v Speaker 2>It was such a stressful drive. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>it's just because we're not used to rush hour traffic.

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<v Speaker 1>I yeah, I never remember I have to share the road,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, Like people don't use their blinkers. People just

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<v Speaker 1>like cut into your lane without People go like twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five miles an hour in a forty five zone, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you're stopped at all these lights. Why are there

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<v Speaker 1>so many lights? Like you can't even.

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<v Speaker 2>Get fifty feet no before you hit another light on

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<v Speaker 2>forty fourth Street. It's like yes, And it just I

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<v Speaker 2>was so stressed out and I had such a headache

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<v Speaker 2>when I was done with that that I like, I

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<v Speaker 2>got home and I went to bed like almost immediately,

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<v Speaker 2>and I woke up the next morning.

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<v Speaker 1>With a headache.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh girl, yep, And I thought I was getting sick

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<v Speaker 2>because then I got hot and I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, I'm getting a fever. Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 2>have the new COVID. Oh my god, how.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I you know?

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<v Speaker 2>But I was fine. I think I was just like

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<v Speaker 2>I worked myself up.

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<v Speaker 1>God, because where I'm at, because I'm a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>years older than you, i'd be like, holy shit, on

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<v Speaker 1>top of everything else, I'm ParaMed apozzle, not demure, not

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<v Speaker 1>not mindful? Am I doing it right? I warned to

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<v Speaker 1>Ali before we started this, I said, I'm gonna sound

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<v Speaker 1>like a senior citizen here because this is a huge

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok trend right now. And I don't know if we're

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the original video, yeah, and it's like, are

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<v Speaker 1>we really being demure? Or are we ironic about the

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<v Speaker 1>demure it?

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<v Speaker 2>Ty?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's what's so fascinating about the Internet and

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<v Speaker 2>these trends is that it just like kind of evolves

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<v Speaker 2>into like whatever you want. Some of them are really funny, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>some of them are really funny. But if you're are unfamiliar,

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<v Speaker 2>there is a TikTok influencer who just like coined this

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<v Speaker 2>phrase and has like a large number of videos basically

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<v Speaker 2>like teaching people like see how I do my makeup

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<v Speaker 2>for work, very demure, very mindful. I think, just to

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<v Speaker 2>point out, like how crazy the world has become, Like

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<v Speaker 2>do we need to be going to work in our

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<v Speaker 2>rave clothes?

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<v Speaker 1>We don't. We're gonna set that ground.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna wear our cardigan and our crocs, very demure,

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<v Speaker 2>very mindful.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I'm I don't even have a mind.

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<v Speaker 1>When I get up, I'm literally like, I think these

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<v Speaker 1>pants are clean. I bought this at Target for five

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<v Speaker 1>dollars yesterday and put it on. Do you love it? Yeah? Nice?

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<v Speaker 1>It's comfy that I'm here for comfort. I've said that

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<v Speaker 1>to you. I only get my lashes done because it

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<v Speaker 1>gives me an extra thirty minutes of sleep. High maintenance

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<v Speaker 1>to be low maintenance. Oh that's that is a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of banner t shirt. I didn't come up with it. TikTok.

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<v Speaker 2>You can find everything on TikTok. Yeah, high maintenance to

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<v Speaker 2>be low maintenance. You know, like, yeah, the girls who

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<v Speaker 2>get their like eyebrows like microbladed and get like eyelashes

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff, because then you don't have to put makeup

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<v Speaker 2>on like ever, and you're just like good to go

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<v Speaker 2>like it's a rather high maintenance I guess cost and

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<v Speaker 2>time appointment, but it saves you so much time and

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm a demure you are Oh, I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 1>what was not demure. I've been waiting for this. I haven't.

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<v Speaker 2>I've not gotten your I've been waiting for this. I

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<v Speaker 2>saw the video.

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<v Speaker 1>I have not gotten your in real life response to this,

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<v Speaker 1>only because you were you were person ooh, you were

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<v Speaker 1>person number three besides my husband and another coworker to

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<v Speaker 1>know about what happened out on that water.

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<v Speaker 2>Lauren and I parked in to each other in the

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<v Speaker 2>basement every day, every single day, and she gets here

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<v Speaker 2>before I do. So when I pull in, I like

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<v Speaker 2>see her car and I'm like, Okay, my person's here.

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<v Speaker 1>I can do another day. Oh I feel that same way.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I do. I'm like, she's gonna be here soon.

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<v Speaker 1>I've only got to hold it together for another four minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>So I pull into work last week or this week,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah on Wednesday, yes, was days ago.

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<v Speaker 1>This is fresh.

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<v Speaker 2>And usually if she's gonna take time off vacation or otherwise,

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<v Speaker 2>she's like, hey, I'm not going to be here, so

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<v Speaker 2>take your pills before you come in tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>And her car wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Here, and I was like, this was not a scheduled

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<v Speaker 1>Nope, nothing that happened with scheduled.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was going to text you, except I thought

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<v Speaker 2>maybe you had taken like a personal day, and I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, good for her, I wish, I wish, and Nope.

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<v Speaker 1>Instead I texted Ali. I said, hey, if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to get together and podcast this week, I shit in

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<v Speaker 1>That's the best tease. Pooped in a tackle box. I

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<v Speaker 1>would like to say. It is probably rock bottom for me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easily the most mortifying thing that's ever happened. So

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go have a boat day. The water is perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>We can even go out on the big lake. Lake

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<v Speaker 1>was amazing. We went out. We found this great little

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<v Speaker 1>dune beach. Nobody was there. I love it. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>there till sunset. I'm like, oh my god, this is

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<v Speaker 1>could have done to avoid pooping in a tackle box.

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<v Speaker 1>We were in the middle Lake Michigan, depth one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>feet scary and like once you get out of the boat,

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<v Speaker 1>we have like we don't really have a ladder to get.

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<v Speaker 2>not like a speedboat or like.

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<v Speaker 1>A pontoon anything like that. Yeah, there's lines everywhere. And

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm sitting there and it's been about an hour

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, man, okay, so maybe we should

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<v Speaker 1>wrap it up pretty soon, and boom, brick wall has hit.

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<v Speaker 1>Things are coming. They are coming quick, quicker than anticipated.

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<v Speaker 1>And I turned around to Chris. I'm like, man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pulling lines and I'm like, no, no, we do not

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<v Speaker 1>have that time anymore. He said, I'm gonna go like

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<v Speaker 1>right now, and he just like goes white in the face,

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't I don't know what to tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>And I go, oh my god, I'm gonna need you

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<v Speaker 1>to pick whatever tackle box is the least important to you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna need you to look away. And I

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<v Speaker 1>emptied out a tackle box and went to the front

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<v Speaker 1>of the boat. It was literally the scene from Bridesmaids.

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<v Speaker 1>You did what you needed to do. Literally, it was

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<v Speaker 1>lava alley. It was lava. It was so awful. And

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<v Speaker 1>my kids are there and they keep turning around and

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<v Speaker 1>Chris is like, guys, look at the big fish out there.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, don't look at me, don't look at me.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's just like it overflowed out of the tackle box.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I ruined you beach her lady.

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<v Speaker 1>It was. It was horrendous. Then you have to dump

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<v Speaker 1>your receipt and rinse it in Lake Michigan. Because Chris

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<v Speaker 1>is Polish, so he's not gonna buy a new tackle box.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just gonna sanitize and reuse this one. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just like, oh my god, there was so much it

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<v Speaker 1>showed up on his fishbinderlake. He's standing there and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, babe, I'm so sorry because I know

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<v Speaker 1>that this is just the worst experience for you. He goes,

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<v Speaker 1>but literally, your poop looks like bait in the lake

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<v Speaker 1>right now. And I didn't have toilet paper or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just sat like that, got myself together.

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<v Speaker 2>What did we What did we do to the universe?

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<v Speaker 1>What did we do? What did we do? Three three

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<v Speaker 1>other neighboring boats watched that happen because I saw them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saw them, and you know what, all respect to

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<v Speaker 1>the Lake Michigan fishermen because they knew what was happening,

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<v Speaker 1>and I saw them all like turn around like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>this has got me worse, and it was just it

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<v Speaker 1>was the worst experience. I may never I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if I'll ever go on a boat again. I was

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<v Speaker 1>so scared. I am so sorry. I cannot believe I

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<v Speaker 1>shit in a tackle box. Where was the home depot bucket? Exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>And that's we drove all the way back into the

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<v Speaker 1>doc complete silence. We like, get the boat hitched up,

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<v Speaker 1>complete silence. We get in the truck. We're driving for

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<v Speaker 1>about five ten minutes back home, and Christas turns me Eagles,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, this is the first time I've forgotten the

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<v Speaker 1>home depot bucket. And I'm really sorry. Even fashion into

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<v Speaker 1>toilet seat for the home depot bucket. I'm fine with

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<v Speaker 1>the home depot bucket. That little tackle box kaboodle thing

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<v Speaker 1>had no space for what I was about to unload.

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<v Speaker 1>It was horrible. So I took the next day off

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<v Speaker 1>because it was started on the boat at seven pm,

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<v Speaker 1>went until about seven am the next morning. Oh no

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<v Speaker 1>idea what it was. I felt perfectly fine afterwards. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't we all ate the same stuff. But and it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't even like motion sickness. The lake was crystal calm.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so nice. I would know because had there

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<v Speaker 1>been waves that shit would have gotten everywhere. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was awful. I am so sorry. I appreciate that. And

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<v Speaker 1>then We had a wonderful talk back message on our

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<v Speaker 1>iHeart radio app that came in, and this wonderful listener said,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to ask SCHMITTI if what happened on

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<v Speaker 1>the Fishminder was a crappy or a brown trout. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like Michael too soon, Michael not solid enough to

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<v Speaker 1>be a brown trout. So yeah, well, you know it

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<v Speaker 1>was something. I bet Chris doesn't forget the home Deeper

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<v Speaker 1>boocket ever again, but he doesn't glass half fall. I

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<v Speaker 1>bet I bet that also never happens to you again.

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<v Speaker 1>That never. That's in a one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a once in a lifetime. That's that is also

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it was close to your anniversary as that

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<v Speaker 2>happened as well, and as I recall, what was it

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<v Speaker 2>not cholera, but what was the the in College Dale

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<v Speaker 2>manella salmonella.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, you guys have a believably bad strain. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a this is a theme. I just thought to myself,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god. At one point, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just so bad you have to laugh, like I'm sitting

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just like where was Katie with the gas leaf?

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<v Speaker 1>Get Out? Get Out? I believe it's like six episodes ago.

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<v Speaker 1>If you guys want to track back on the buns

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<v Speaker 1>and banners. I just thought to myself, like, it gets

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<v Speaker 1>so bad, you're laughing, right, It's coming out of me

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<v Speaker 1>like water. And I look at Chris and I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 1>thank god we're married, because you're stuck here. If this

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<v Speaker 1>was like a first date, I would have taken myself

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<v Speaker 1>overboard and risked the swim back to shore one hundred percent, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>thank god he's been with me nine years and is

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<v Speaker 1>not fazed by the fact that I had just the

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<v Speaker 1>worst explosive diary in my life inside his fishing box,

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<v Speaker 1>that is. I will say, though, and maybe ask this TMI.

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<v Speaker 1>We have not done it since.

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<v Speaker 2>There was give it some time, there was no anniversary happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Give it, give it some time, give it some time.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you just think.

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<v Speaker 2>You you think you know someone after you've been married

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<v Speaker 2>for a while. But every once in a while you

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<v Speaker 2>get to peel back a new layer and layer, you

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<v Speaker 2>get to experience new things together. That's yeah, that's that's

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<v Speaker 2>a mile, so you feel closer.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll say that something. Yeah, for sure sat pretty far

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<v Speaker 1>away for the rest of that ride. But that's just

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<v Speaker 1>a personal thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so has he also fashioned some sort of like

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<v Speaker 2>toilet paper holder to the side of the home depot bucket,

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<v Speaker 2>because I imagine if the bucket wasn't there, neither was

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<v Speaker 2>the TP.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. He has actually spent the last couple days in

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<v Speaker 1>his spare time really putting together a bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom rig. So that was kind. I think that's technically

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<v Speaker 1>my anniversary gift is the bathroom rigs. The bathroom rig

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<v Speaker 1>for this nice, isn't that? Yeah, that's that's odd. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think i'd be here someday. Life comes at you fast.

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<v Speaker 1>Life comes at you fast. Can you think of the

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<v Speaker 1>most embarrassing place you've had to poop? I just one

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<v Speaker 1>has the story. I don't know what I would do.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I would do. Yeah, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>and you don't have time to think. And I did

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<v Speaker 1>not have time to think. I'm like you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you did the best that you could do,

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<v Speaker 2>though for the situation. God like, it was either that

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<v Speaker 2>or just like what in the middle of the boat.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's it would have there's no way, there was

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<v Speaker 1>so so much, but I felt skinny us all afterwards. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're only one bat boat right away from your goal weight.

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<v Speaker 2>Always speaking of relationship milestones, Oh, congrats to you on yours,

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, thank you. I hope that in I hope

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<v Speaker 2>that doesn't happen to me ever. But you know, how

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<v Speaker 2>long have you and Chris been together?

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<v Speaker 1>This will be married nine years. We've been together since

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand and seven. Okay, yeah, so give us some time,

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<v Speaker 1>give us some time. Eventually you will be pooping in

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<v Speaker 1>front of Jimmy too. I don't think so, but I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I am. We're going on our first flyaway trip together.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's huge.

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations to the Grand Rapids Grizzlies men lacrosse team for

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<v Speaker 2>making it to nationals.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hell yeah, yeah. I finally got.

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<v Speaker 2>To see Yimmy play lacrosse.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he super hot doing it? I feel like lacrosse

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<v Speaker 1>players are really hot. Yeah. Oh hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Good for you if you can get it, if you

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<v Speaker 2>can watch your significant other play like the sport that

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<v Speaker 2>they're really good at. And he's like really really good.

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<v Speaker 2>And he played at Davenport in college and he was

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<v Speaker 2>like captain of the team. He was all American. Like

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<v Speaker 2>I've been just chomping at the bit to see him

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<v Speaker 2>play lacrosse, and like the season has been a couple

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<v Speaker 2>months this summer and like I haven't been allowed to

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<v Speaker 2>come to a game, and I'm like, I'm like why why,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I don't get it. Well, I finally get it

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<v Speaker 2>because these games are like they're physical and they talk

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<v Speaker 2>shit and I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it so much. I love watching lacrosse. It

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<v Speaker 1>is such an intense, intensely physical game.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and this is box lacrosse, so it's indoor. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so like the field or or court or whatever is

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<v Speaker 2>much smaller and it's inside and it is just like

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<v Speaker 2>way more physical and I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I have nothing to with a second. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>So they're going to Nationals. Their team is like really good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's amazing because they're all like ex college players or

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<v Speaker 1>current college players or like some of them are like

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<v Speaker 1>making a look at like the Professional Lacrosse League like

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<v Speaker 1>PL so they're like these are this is some high

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<v Speaker 1>level and I don't know shit about lacrosse.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm just like, oh, we're clapping right, let me

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<v Speaker 2>make sure it's.

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<v Speaker 1>The right people. You'd be so good at the shit

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<v Speaker 1>talking now, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually like that's one of my that's one of

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<v Speaker 2>the things that I started doing during the first game

418
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<v Speaker 2>that I've ever been allowed to come to, is like

419
00:21:46.960 --> 00:21:49.319
<v Speaker 2>I write down their chirps to each other because they're

420
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<v Speaker 2>just they're so funny, and none of them I can

421
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<v Speaker 2>repeat because they're it's bad, and like it's funny to

422
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<v Speaker 2>me because all of these guys are in their like

423
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<v Speaker 2>upper twenties and thirties, some of them are in their

424
00:22:00.880 --> 00:22:03.119
<v Speaker 2>early twenties maybe, so I know that, like all of

425
00:22:03.160 --> 00:22:05.079
<v Speaker 2>these guys have office jobs that they're going back to

426
00:22:05.160 --> 00:22:09.559
<v Speaker 2>on Monday, oh with like bruises and cuts and scrapes,

427
00:22:09.839 --> 00:22:12.279
<v Speaker 2>Like they fight, they fight and they talk shit, and

428
00:22:12.279 --> 00:22:14.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, this is so funny to me that you

429
00:22:14.480 --> 00:22:16.920
<v Speaker 2>guys are like so buttoned up at your office jobs

430
00:22:16.960 --> 00:22:19.160
<v Speaker 2>like Monday through Friday, and then you get to play

431
00:22:19.359 --> 00:22:22.240
<v Speaker 2>lacrosse on the weekends and just like get a little.

432
00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:24.319
<v Speaker 1>Bit off the leash. Wow.

433
00:22:24.680 --> 00:22:27.319
<v Speaker 2>So we're going to Nationals, which are in upstate New York,

434
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<v Speaker 2>and not only will this be our first time flying

435
00:22:33.720 --> 00:22:37.480
<v Speaker 2>and like going on like traveling together. We got a

436
00:22:37.519 --> 00:22:39.799
<v Speaker 2>hotel room like a couple minutes away from where they're

437
00:22:39.839 --> 00:22:44.200
<v Speaker 2>gonna play. Not only that, but his best friend who

438
00:22:44.200 --> 00:22:46.359
<v Speaker 2>lives in New York, who I've never met in person.

439
00:22:46.519 --> 00:22:49.720
<v Speaker 2>I've met him like once on FaceTime. Is also coming.

440
00:22:51.400 --> 00:22:54.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, right, so I'm gonna get to spend a

441
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<v Speaker 2>lot of time with him on supervise. And then I

442
00:23:02.359 --> 00:23:05.200
<v Speaker 2>was talking to Jimmy last night about this and I'm like, hey,

443
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<v Speaker 2>is the best he like staying for the entire tournament

444
00:23:08.680 --> 00:23:11.839
<v Speaker 2>all weekend. He's like yeah, And I'm like, oh, he's

445
00:23:11.839 --> 00:23:14.279
<v Speaker 2>staying with us in the hotel room Disney and He's like,

446
00:23:17.960 --> 00:23:20.440
<v Speaker 2>which is fine. Like I'm totally cool with that. I'm

447
00:23:20.440 --> 00:23:22.640
<v Speaker 2>totally I'm.

448
00:23:21.839 --> 00:23:28.240
<v Speaker 1>Totally chill and totally cool. But now I'm like, I'm nervous.

449
00:23:29.359 --> 00:23:31.359
<v Speaker 2>That is a very I'm nervous.

450
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<v Speaker 1>So it's like first flyaway, meeting best friend and then

451
00:23:35.400 --> 00:23:38.599
<v Speaker 1>cohabitating for a weekend with best friend. Those are big milestones.

452
00:23:38.759 --> 00:23:41.759
<v Speaker 2>And this is like the first time that I'm gonna

453
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<v Speaker 2>be hanging out with like his lacrosse friends and like

454
00:23:45.279 --> 00:23:48.200
<v Speaker 2>their wives that are going to this, and like it's

455
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<v Speaker 2>just like a lot of new things all at once.

456
00:23:50.799 --> 00:23:53.000
<v Speaker 2>And I'm totally coping and I don't feel awkward and

457
00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:56.160
<v Speaker 2>I feel totally good and great and not anxious at all.

458
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<v Speaker 1>Take your pills. Take the pills. Take the pills. I'm

459
00:24:01.920 --> 00:24:05.160
<v Speaker 1>so excited for you though, also like Upstate New York.

460
00:24:05.200 --> 00:24:07.359
<v Speaker 1>This sounds like, I don't know, a gorgeous start to

461
00:24:07.400 --> 00:24:09.960
<v Speaker 1>a Hallmark movie or something. You're gonna make best friends

462
00:24:09.960 --> 00:24:12.000
<v Speaker 1>with all the wives, Like you're gonna have all these

463
00:24:12.079 --> 00:24:15.119
<v Speaker 1>new experiences and just fabulous time together, and you're gonna

464
00:24:15.119 --> 00:24:17.000
<v Speaker 1>get to watch him like kick the shit out of

465
00:24:17.039 --> 00:24:19.720
<v Speaker 1>people in his desired sport. I know, I am like

466
00:24:20.000 --> 00:24:22.880
<v Speaker 1>so excited about that. He should make a T shirt.

467
00:24:23.119 --> 00:24:25.960
<v Speaker 1>But I, oh, I have his other jerseys. Oh my god,

468
00:24:26.000 --> 00:24:30.319
<v Speaker 1>that's so cute. I have his other jerseys. That's real sweet.

469
00:24:30.400 --> 00:24:32.640
<v Speaker 2>And he's like, make sure you bring those and I'm like, oh, don't, won't.

470
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<v Speaker 1>Don't you worry about a how?

471
00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:40.200
<v Speaker 2>But like, so, if I start acting different, it's because

472
00:24:40.240 --> 00:24:40.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm a wag.

473
00:24:40.839 --> 00:24:47.240
<v Speaker 1>Now a wag, a wife and girlfriend of a professional athlete.

474
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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's so good. Mm hm oh god,

475
00:24:54.240 --> 00:24:57.119
<v Speaker 1>my friend's a wag. I'm a wag. We have to

476
00:24:57.160 --> 00:24:58.960
<v Speaker 1>have a party or something. I feel like you need

477
00:24:58.960 --> 00:24:59.920
<v Speaker 1>a coming out party.

478
00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:03.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, and he's he's talking about like I just like

479
00:25:03.279 --> 00:25:05.519
<v Speaker 2>I hope we can play really well, and like I

480
00:25:05.559 --> 00:25:07.440
<v Speaker 2>hope we can win it all because we've had a

481
00:25:07.480 --> 00:25:11.880
<v Speaker 2>look at like the Championship Championship a few times and

482
00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:15.160
<v Speaker 2>like we've lost in the semis and then we've lost

483
00:25:15.200 --> 00:25:17.240
<v Speaker 2>in like the championship game, and like I just like

484
00:25:17.359 --> 00:25:18.920
<v Speaker 2>I really hope we can win it this year. It's

485
00:25:18.920 --> 00:25:21.319
<v Speaker 2>a really special group. The guys are really good and

486
00:25:21.599 --> 00:25:25.920
<v Speaker 2>we have a really good team chemistry. And I was like, oh,

487
00:25:26.160 --> 00:25:27.920
<v Speaker 2>is it not like a for sure thing that you'll win.

488
00:25:28.000 --> 00:25:30.279
<v Speaker 2>I guess I didn't really plan on there being like

489
00:25:30.920 --> 00:25:34.559
<v Speaker 2>sad lost feelings. I just assumed like if we're going, we're.

490
00:25:34.440 --> 00:25:38.880
<v Speaker 1>Winning, and that's a good wag.

491
00:25:38.119 --> 00:25:42.400
<v Speaker 2>Like, I guess I have to prepare for all scenarios.

492
00:25:42.839 --> 00:25:45.720
<v Speaker 1>I cannot wait to hear about this. I know. I'm

493
00:25:45.759 --> 00:25:48.359
<v Speaker 1>also about to get on Etsy and be like, find

494
00:25:48.359 --> 00:25:50.599
<v Speaker 1>me some good wag swag from a girl. I know.

495
00:25:50.720 --> 00:25:53.240
<v Speaker 1>I bet there's cute shit on there. I know, Oh

496
00:25:54.279 --> 00:25:54.720
<v Speaker 1>my god.

497
00:25:54.920 --> 00:25:57.279
<v Speaker 2>And like this is not that I didn't like have

498
00:25:57.359 --> 00:25:59.599
<v Speaker 2>this experience in high school where I had like a

499
00:25:59.599 --> 00:26:03.039
<v Speaker 2>boyfriend that played sports. Yeah, and I didn't have a

500
00:26:03.039 --> 00:26:08.599
<v Speaker 2>boyfriend in college that played sports on like a serious level.

501
00:26:08.720 --> 00:26:10.440
<v Speaker 2>So I feel like I'm back in high school.

502
00:26:10.440 --> 00:26:14.039
<v Speaker 1>Like I feel so like Taylor Swift music video it

503
00:26:14.079 --> 00:26:17.720
<v Speaker 1>does in a good way that is a total compliment.

504
00:26:18.319 --> 00:26:21.519
<v Speaker 2>So I'm just I'm gonna do the best I can.

505
00:26:22.039 --> 00:26:25.400
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be fabulous, but I'm super excited.

506
00:26:25.480 --> 00:26:28.000
<v Speaker 1>He's so lucky about you're the best wag about you're

507
00:26:28.000 --> 00:26:28.519
<v Speaker 1>the best wag.

508
00:26:28.559 --> 00:26:30.319
<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't know how to do anything. So like

509
00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:35.039
<v Speaker 2>his game that I went to last weekend, like the

510
00:26:35.119 --> 00:26:36.000
<v Speaker 2>game ended.

511
00:26:35.920 --> 00:26:36.599
<v Speaker 1>And I didn't know.

512
00:26:36.920 --> 00:26:38.759
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know what to do, so I just like

513
00:26:38.880 --> 00:26:42.200
<v Speaker 2>went and sat in my car by his car, and

514
00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:44.160
<v Speaker 2>they were like on the field and like they got

515
00:26:44.160 --> 00:26:45.920
<v Speaker 2>their picture taken, and he was like.

516
00:26:45.799 --> 00:26:47.519
<v Speaker 1>Why didn't you like stay to.

517
00:26:47.480 --> 00:26:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Come get a picture on the field, And I was like,

518
00:26:50.440 --> 00:26:50.880
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know.

519
00:26:50.920 --> 00:26:56.440
<v Speaker 1>That was not I didn't know. And then they like.

520
00:26:56.480 --> 00:26:59.039
<v Speaker 2>All kind of hung around after and just kind of like,

521
00:26:59.200 --> 00:27:01.480
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, hung out in the parking lot for

522
00:27:01.480 --> 00:27:03.799
<v Speaker 2>a little while, and I'm just like waiting by his car.

523
00:27:03.880 --> 00:27:09.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm like calling my mom like passing the time, and

524
00:27:09.119 --> 00:27:11.279
<v Speaker 2>then I just like I finally ended up leaving and

525
00:27:11.319 --> 00:27:14.279
<v Speaker 2>he was like, no, come back, like just what did

526
00:27:14.319 --> 00:27:16.000
<v Speaker 2>you do in high school? Just like do that?

527
00:27:16.160 --> 00:27:18.640
<v Speaker 1>And I was like I didn't do this in high school. Money.

528
00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:22.319
<v Speaker 1>I sat at the top of the bleacher's anxiety ridden, right, right,

529
00:27:22.440 --> 00:27:24.079
<v Speaker 1>That's what I did in high school, right.

530
00:27:24.240 --> 00:27:27.359
<v Speaker 2>So I just like some of the other wives there,

531
00:27:27.400 --> 00:27:29.960
<v Speaker 2>they've been in this for a while, so I'm just

532
00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:31.039
<v Speaker 2>gonna like follow.

533
00:27:30.759 --> 00:27:32.599
<v Speaker 1>Their leave, oh yeah or whatever.

534
00:27:32.680 --> 00:27:35.279
<v Speaker 2>But you know that I'm not an anxious person whatsoever,

535
00:27:37.240 --> 00:27:39.559
<v Speaker 2>and I'll be totally fine.

536
00:27:40.160 --> 00:27:41.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, it's so excited.

537
00:27:41.720 --> 00:27:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I'm like so proud and like so happy

538
00:27:45.160 --> 00:27:47.400
<v Speaker 2>for the for the guys and also for Jimmy. But

539
00:27:47.480 --> 00:27:51.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like very nervous. I'm very nervous.

540
00:27:51.279 --> 00:27:53.799
<v Speaker 1>Like we also, he's like so excited to have you there.

541
00:27:53.960 --> 00:27:56.480
<v Speaker 1>I think on this journey, I think so yeah, my god,

542
00:27:56.680 --> 00:27:59.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna live vicariously through you. He said it.

543
00:27:59.440 --> 00:28:01.119
<v Speaker 2>He said that this was the first time that he

544
00:28:01.240 --> 00:28:04.480
<v Speaker 2>like wasn't nervous for his best friend and his significant

545
00:28:04.480 --> 00:28:06.960
<v Speaker 2>other to like spend time together.

546
00:28:07.160 --> 00:28:13.559
<v Speaker 1>Oh and I'm like, you're not because I am. You're

547
00:28:13.640 --> 00:28:17.680
<v Speaker 1>just You're gonna need to hit that airport bar ahead

548
00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:21.440
<v Speaker 1>of time, couple glasses, a wine, maybe a little gummy,

549
00:28:21.480 --> 00:28:22.480
<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna be good to go.

550
00:28:22.640 --> 00:28:25.079
<v Speaker 2>I know, because when I get nervous, I get like quiet,

551
00:28:27.319 --> 00:28:29.079
<v Speaker 2>so I just feel like I'm just gonna be like

552
00:28:29.200 --> 00:28:29.960
<v Speaker 2>silent all weekend.

553
00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:31.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you're way too funny and interesting to

554
00:28:31.920 --> 00:28:34.880
<v Speaker 1>buy it. Oh my god, you got like, oh my god,

555
00:28:34.920 --> 00:28:37.039
<v Speaker 1>you gotta wave your wag flag. You just gotta get

556
00:28:37.039 --> 00:28:39.440
<v Speaker 1>it up there. Get so excited. There's so much you

557
00:28:39.440 --> 00:28:41.640
<v Speaker 1>could do with wag. That's such a great acronym. I'm

558
00:28:41.640 --> 00:28:42.200
<v Speaker 1>so excited.

559
00:28:42.200 --> 00:28:45.039
<v Speaker 2>But I'm like, just like, this is how you bitches

560
00:28:45.079 --> 00:28:49.039
<v Speaker 2>in high school felt right, and that's I love that

561
00:28:49.119 --> 00:28:51.400
<v Speaker 2>for them, but also kind of do I guess I

562
00:28:51.480 --> 00:28:52.519
<v Speaker 2>love that I can have it now.

563
00:28:53.519 --> 00:28:58.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh, like I said, living vicariously, Yeah, Chris through discus

564
00:28:58.119 --> 00:28:59.440
<v Speaker 1>in high school and I was like, wow when he

565
00:28:59.440 --> 00:29:01.079
<v Speaker 1>goes and it's not that great. It was just because

566
00:29:01.079 --> 00:29:03.640
<v Speaker 1>we were the closest field to the parking lot and

567
00:29:03.640 --> 00:29:05.799
<v Speaker 1>I would bring my George Foreman and make hot dogs.

568
00:29:07.519 --> 00:29:10.839
<v Speaker 1>So I'm not a wag, but he's a fisherman.

569
00:29:11.440 --> 00:29:14.799
<v Speaker 2>Sure you're uh, you're a yeah, that's still a wag.

570
00:29:16.000 --> 00:29:17.440
<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna go with the part of

571
00:29:17.839 --> 00:29:18.839
<v Speaker 1>gonna do't say that anymore.