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Speaker 4: Behind well, almost like Charlie Watts, except you'd be like
a half of.
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Wata Street, newby Boom, Massachusetts, great Sea food restaurant, great
hamburgers in a great steak and cheese Sammy, I think
I'm going to get one of those. Yeah, me too.
We've quite a shoe for you tonight. But first, let
me introduce the members of the Posse girls. If you've
been feeling anything this week, it's probably his vibe, the
very fair Oh so, sit yourself down, you misticated about
big boxing clans, the big box of wipees, you squeeze
and lube as you see, the very famous wand Hello Mac.
Speaker 4: Hello everybody, especially the ladies out there. Glad to be here,
Glad to be on the show, looking forward to some
spicy commentary all categories tonight. Who else we're going to
talk about? But whatever we do talk about, it's going
to be awesome. Okay, if you say something.
Speaker 3: I'd heard of, crazy, you name it off the wall?
Everything okay with you? I think so?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you think so yeah. Okay, it's been a busy
week and it's only Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Yes and no answered. Do you miss England? No?
Speaker 4: No, no, But all the things that I say I
missed in the US, Yes that I can do right now.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm not getting it done. I'm not getting out there.
Welcome back to America.
Speaker 4: You know, I said, man, I want to stay. I
want to look at the Atlantic Ocean every day. Well
I can do that, you know, I live live on it.
But ten minutes I'm at the ocean.
Speaker 3: I live fifty feet in the ocean. I go down there,
down there, in three years, down forever. Yeah, anyway, we
love it. Also with us here in the studio is engineer, producer,
fix it man be killing and uh yeah, porschmok. If
you said Porsche, I thought, no, porschk no uncle ee.
The kiddies, now, oh Mac, everybody.
Speaker 4: It fits with you. Oh that you own a Porsche
and you you're a bee keeper. Yeah that it totally fits.
Speaker 3: It fits. You know, it would be bizarre if you
had a Ferrari or something that wouldn't fit.
Speaker 5: But no, no, no, you know the bees and the Porsche.
That it's funny you talk about Ferraris. I have noticed
a Ferrari. What would either be a kit car or
a Ferrari like two fifty gt o make a million
dollar car driving around the name and the funny part
of it is red. Yeah, well, the funny part of
it is where we live. It could be either yeah, right, true,
it could be a kit car. Easily generally you would
see that and go, yeah, that's a kit. But we
live close enough to Paul russelling company and issue shit,
they have the real deal in there.
Speaker 3: How much is that Ferrari? Would you say millions? Millions?
It's only millions. They're GTOs, right, But a kiki would
be they would send you the design and they.
Speaker 5: Send you a plastic body and you put it on
a general motors like a Corvette or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So on the inside it's a vet. On the
outside it looks like a G two.
Speaker 5: You have to really fool people, well right, I mean
I've seen people. I've seen people bring them to car
shows and they're pretty. They're easy to tell. Yeah right,
they get left out of a well you would if
you know, most people like you know, go ooh ah,
you know, they don't. They don't look and say you're
a fraud. This is a car talk.
Speaker 4: I think the Cobra is it's a tough one for
me to to tell.
Speaker 3: If it's a kid excellent kits.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you find a real Cobra again, you're talking to big.
I actually saw a thing where they showed this woman
a sixty seven Cobra which looked kind of ratty. It
wasn't show car. It was a real but a real cobra.
And he said, if a guy showed up to a
date and time to take you out, would you get
in it? Would you go? And she's like, no, I
wouldn't get in a piece of junk like that. And
he goes that cars worth six million dollars.
Speaker 3: You know, you got to think a little bit. Is
that a Volkswagon? It's how to think ahead something? Or
is it? Is it the British car? Is it a triumph? Uh?
Spit spit moving on, spitfire talking about spitfires. All of
a sudden he comes away. It's a international corresponded. Know
that my sister's tanked with Virginia the very famous as
well Switchblade Steve Wood switchy.
Speaker 6: Yes, great to be here, but fame hasn't changed me.
Speaker 3: It hasn't. No, how would we know you'd have different shirts,
he'd have a different shirt on right, living in that
area right with Mothman lives.
Speaker 6: Can you see that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, is that a name?
Speaker 6: It's not some buzzer or vulture.
Speaker 3: That's it's been a.
Speaker 4: Long time since you've been living in the shadow of
Kellogg's frosted flakes. Flakes, right right, Well, that's still one
of my favorite snacks off for just snacking and watching TV.
I could go through a box of and that's why
I don't buy them. I could go through a box
of almost family size frosted flakes.
Speaker 3: And there'd be the worst movie. Can there be? The
worst thing for you is eating sugar. But I will
agree it's when you when as a kids say, bunch
of food. It's a good un.
Speaker 4: I like cho chips called the Lake, the brand called
Late July.
Speaker 3: I ever heard of it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, try um at the basket Late July.
Speaker 3: Taco chips. See Cape Cod Potento chips. They're all burnt,
and one't like burnt like that. I like the cape
card way of doing it. Anyway, let's move on. Also
joining us tonight is our international security chief man about
the world the world renowned Club w C. How are
you doing.
Speaker 7: Well as your senior international You know, I'm I'm doing
very well. I'm You're so happy to be here tonight.
You know, some nights I'm getting ready for the show,
and you know, I don't have the same enthusiasm. I
can't figure it out. You know, it's probably just mental. Well,
all day long, I've been like a sunshine personally. I'm
really looking forward to see all your faces.
Speaker 3: We're looking forward to bullshits.
Speaker 7: And you know, well, I've got you. I've been thinking
about you this weekend. Need your advice.
Speaker 3: Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 7: I found a big hornets nest was I guess up
in the in my house. So I bombed it with
two big things of raid. Yeah, and then I felt
guilty about it, And then I said, why should I
feel guilty? Then I went out with the power hose
and I blew the heck out of it. And then
I said, well, maybe they're bad for the honey bees.
So maybe I did the right thing, but I certainly
didn't want them that. I looked in online and there's
a bee that has At first I thought they were
like honey bees. They have a round the rear end
has rings on it, white rings. So I went and
I think it said they're like marine haunted or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So anyways, I was going to call you before I
did it to see if if I was doing something wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of bug on bug crime that's
going on there. That's really disturbing.
Speaker 3: Out there. There's there's plants set on it. They're doing
they're doing raids. Right, Well, you need the bugs, the
birds need the bugs. I feel sorry. No, I'm just
going to say that that it's okay. Now you have company,
so misery life company. You both be killers, I'll tell
you what, and you're both proud of it.
Speaker 5: Apparently I run into two yellow jacket nests in the
past three days.
Speaker 7: Now they're on the ground.
Speaker 3: They're in the ground. The ground hornets more than anything
go ahead.
Speaker 5: But the first one, I was moving some wood out
of a pile and I got real near the bottom
and I heard them coming, and I got the hell
out of there. So I ended up getting some of
that raid foaming hornet spray. The spray's like thirty feet
and I was using was having a ball.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I think stuffs great.
Speaker 7: So I decimated that anything whatever flew by out, So.
Speaker 3: A couple of sparrows.
Speaker 5: Today, my wife was out in her garden with some
gardening and she pulls up some weeds and she heard
the buzz in coming, so she ran and she comes
to shoes. I think I just had a hornet nest
over in the garden. Now we're talking fifty miles from
where the other hive was. Go ahead, So I go
out there, and sure enough, she's in a she got
a yellow jacket's nest. So I told to go to
another another part of the garden and work. So it
just happened. I was out of spray, so I went
to the highway store. I bought a can of the
foaming spray, came home and put it away. When I
get to it, you know, I get to it. So
I had to do some work on my honey beehives
today and it was hot as hell. I sued it up,
and you put on one of those suits. Man, you
sweat in those things.
Speaker 3: That was you.
Speaker 5: So I'm out there doing and I do what I
have to do to the two hives I've got, and
my honey bees were like, yeah, they didn't They weren't
even concerned. So I walk over it and I'm getting
ready to get to take the suit off. Yep, and
I saw the can of spray and I went, oh,
wait a minute, you forgot about that. I got a
he sued on, so I want I grabbed that can
of spray. I walked over to the yellow jacket nest
off the shovel and so I started digging them up,
and I'm like, come on you, I'm gonna be suit.
You think they're gonna get me, I'm like, come on,
try it. Want a piece of me, Yeah, come and
get me. I'm on top of the world.
Speaker 3: I had a.
Speaker 5: Cloud of yellow jackets all around me, and I was
so comfortable in that suit, going yeah, good luck with
you guys. And I dug up the whole nest and
sprayed it, and I'm like, I hate you bat. You
know they called jerks with wings, you know, because I've
seen these. They have these different things to your honeybee,
good bumblebee, and then it goes hornet and goes jerk
with wings.
Speaker 3: I don't get the jerk part. Well it's truly really,
but I don't want to say that on the show.
Good name for a band, jerks at wings.
Speaker 7: You know, my brother in law he was out back
and he was sitting down on the grass and he
got one right up the rear end.
Speaker 3: Really, oh wow, he was.
Speaker 7: He said it was worse than him.
Speaker 3: Why let's move on, please. My question is, how was
this rear and so exposed. Here we go.
Speaker 7: We had shots on.
Speaker 3: You know, you get the sphincter thing going on.
Speaker 7: We don't wear underwear and we were shots.
Speaker 3: Okay, t M. I times just trying to figure out
the logistics of that.
Speaker 7: No, there's no one around. I mean I could naked.
Speaker 3: Let me. Let me introduce and apologize on next person
in one Brandy, I'm so sorry, Brandy, a good friend
of the name in Wisconsin. Brandy's so sorry.
Speaker 8: Sorry, you don't have to apologize. I am so excited
to be here. This is the highlight of my week.
And it's we're only like three minutes in and you
guys are already killing it.
Speaker 3: Is that we kill it all right? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well I look at you, and it doesn't seem like
that you're from Wisconsin. You too like sophisticated and kind
of polished to me, not that people from Wisconsin are sophisticated.
Speaker 3: You just lost you just lost a fiftieth virus. They're
like lumberjacks, all right, And.
Speaker 6: Uh that's right, everybody from Wisconsin.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 8: They are very casual.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that's it, but it's not. And I don't
want to go on PC here, but I just want
to paint the picture because we're on the radio, so
tonight Brandy looks a little bit. I'm gonna I'm going
to say it's as delicately as possible. Okay, we can
always cut it out A really good looking Sarah Palin,
don't you think so? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Good looking?
Speaker 3: I mean time time, you don't have to qualify. Yeah,
I get the hang on and the big wings, the
big airing.
Speaker 6: Okay, well but Matt, we still don't know which one
of you is shim.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 6: I know that was a previous conversation off the era,
but people will.
Speaker 3: Get the drip. Well, it ain't me.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, of all of all the stooges to imitate,
like some comedians can do it, shimp would be a
tough one.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't it. There's a lot of characters funny though he's
in Curly's shadow. Yeah, I mean, let's face it, anybody
would be in Cura. But he's part of the Howard family,
the Howard's like.
Speaker 5: He's the unfunny brother, like like a.
Speaker 3: Straight man.
Speaker 6: But it would be easy to do the Marx brothers,
I mean, Groucho and Chico, and for Harpo, you just
have to be quiet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, good point.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you that if you have a horn, you'd
be very mischievo who was the straight Marx brother guy though,
But the thing is and the guy the war the
suit all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And there's another guy named Zumbo or Jumbo
or something. But the things about I think the things
about the Mix Brothers and the Stooges, it's it's like
the Stooges were slapstick and that very spontaneous. But the
Myx Brothers man, the bits that they would do was
like so complicated and so complex, but there was funny
as hell. I mean, remember when they crowded all the
people into the one cabin. Oh yeah, one time. How
does everyone know what they're doing now?
Speaker 5: On the same one, I believe they were still always
on the cruise ship, right, And they were being chased
and they ran into a ballroom and there was a
full orchestra and they were all on a break, so
they all jumped up and started playing instruments, and they
were all talented musicians. So Harpo ends up destroying the piano,
I mean a grand piano. He destroys it, and he
reaches into the wreckage and pulls out the metal works
of the inner part of it and it looks like
a harp.
Speaker 3: Wow, and he.
Speaker 5: Starts playing the damn thing like a harp. And the
first time I saw it, I was floored.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, wow, how do you even think of talented,
freaking guy man funny and never a word?
Speaker 5: Chicko played the piano and he played with it. I
mean he toyed with it. Yeah, yeah, you know, it
was amazing stuff they could do. But he grafter played
the violin. But I think something, you know, funny guys,
but you can tell they put a lot of more
work into.
Speaker 3: Just then the stream. They were funny for a long
time too. Yeah yeah, yeah, both of them are. So
the first Stooge short was the nineteen thirty so they
were almost one hundred years old. Think about that, and
it's still funny. I mean, that's so weird about it. Anyway,
I go on YouTube.
Speaker 4: There's there's a YouTube channel that has the real old
first Yeah, three Stooges. I don't know how many episodes
are in the loaded mid thirties, but those are really wow.
Speaker 3: Early a short film, early curlies, right, I mean early
they were just as good and then as he get
old champoo and.
Speaker 4: There's a little bit of politics going on once in
a while, and you go, yeah, that's the thirties about when.
Speaker 5: When when Mode did Hitler, he did the greatest Hitler
with the fact the fake German. Yeah, you know, gibberish.
Speaker 3: How about when they did Uh he was was in
the Japanese wacky come back, all right, let's move on.
Speaker 6: They said, before we move on. Charlie Chaplin, he did
his on Hitler back in the thirties. He was he
was called ad Noyd Hinkle and apparently a group of
Germans watched it and they actually had just laughed there,
took us as off and they thought it was so funny.
This is before World War two really took off, right,
It was really.
Speaker 3: Good before World War two became a thing.
Speaker 6: Right, yeah, became a thing.
Speaker 4: Right, people were when he was just a client Facebook
and world War two like crazy.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Okay, so this is all here, right, I've introduced everybuddy.
U K is not Uh joining us tonight, but she
mea juring us later on tonight, not for the beginning
the show. But so we're gonna throw it this switchy
and I'll tell you why because now he can talk
about the Man about town about town. So Switch, you're
very involved with the moth Man festival that's coming up
or has it happened the updates?
Speaker 6: It is coming up on September twentieth and twenty first
at the every third weekend of September is the way
it falls. Sometimes a little more got closer to the
middle of the month. It just depends.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, But I'll just I'll say one thing is
all right, that's uh, you see, did I imagine they
want to do what Monkey's going on? Clubs screen?
Speaker 6: Flying monkeys, not flying mock man. But that's okay.
Speaker 7: They look like Mathman to me.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing, so Switch says me, in this
picture you saying, you know, your moth Man festival and
on and so forth. Okay, sounds cool. Sends me a
picture of the crowd from last year, and it's like
a whole long street avenue filled with people, right thousands, yeah, yeah,
really ten fifty. It was big. It was big. I
mean it was really big.
Speaker 6: That's not the whole thing that was part of main street.
On main Street there are you know, people selling t shirts,
all kinds of stuff, food and so forth, and if
you look behind that camp camera, it goes down further
and then there's a road that goes perpendicular Fourth Street,
and that's where the Mofman statue is. That there's more
vendors there. That's where the UH. The speakers usually have
their tables there, and the speakers are speak way up north,
well not way up north, but north on the street
at the Trinity Church up there. They've got a nice venue.
It's even air conditioned. Yes, and Saturday and Sunday we
have a whole array of different types of speakers.
Speaker 3: But switch how long is the uh? How's how long
has the festival been going on? I mean to attract
that number of people.
Speaker 6: To two thousand and one I think is when it started.
And my first festival was two thousand on the sixth
it was fairly crowded. But the boy over the years
it's just really gotten bigger and bigger.
Speaker 3: Really keep saying we should get down there and do
a live show. We should, Man, that'd be freaking wild.
Speaker 6: It's a real blast. But people need to come off
season as well, so you can actually get in the
museum and move around a bit. But the festival, even
though it's hard to find lodging and hard to find parking.
It's a blast. And I tell people what you need
to do is get their early Saturday morning. One of
the only thing that costs a few bucks to get
in the museum part. The the front part is t
shirts and souvenirs and so forth. The back part costs
a few bucks to get in. Great museum that Jeff
Walmsley has created. You work out right, but also Saturday morning,
you got to get there and get in line to
get your ticket. It's only five bucks. On the T
and T hay ride take people out into the dreaded
T and T area. Line up at the farm Museum.
There are three tractors and three carts. Two of the
carts are like proper hay rides with bales of hay.
They usually give me the old man card with the
nice comfortable seats. Now, when you when you first go
in there, you go, you did men in black try
to turn you away. They've got bullhorns and so forth.
You know this is a restricted area, blah blah blah.
But I don't worry. They're much more like the Keystone cops,
the men in black. Now I go in there ahead
of time, a few days ahead of time, and I'm
making the monsters and critters right now and revamping a
few that I've showed you someone on some of the pictures.
But I cobble creatures together. I got big Harry spiders
light up their eyes and big spider webs. So it's
a little bit like a Halloween hay ride. But the
big attraction is my buddies, John and Tim Frick. They
take them off man out of the museum. They hide
behind what was the old acid plant. Now that the
TNT area was a place years ago where they made
explosives for World War two, so my clinic wild life
area now anyway, they hide behind the old acid plant.
They run the mothman down a wire. They have this
ingenious low tech hand crank delivery system. They light up
his eyes with battery power and they blast a sound effect.
I can't tell you where it comes from because it's copyrighted,
and I don't want them to be wearing ankle bracelets.
So but but and there's a few other a few
other surprises, and and uh and and one I might
give away when you One of the things I do
is when we're getting toward the end of the ride,
I get real, you know, really cheesy and say, well,
you know we're the worst is over now, don't worry.
We can all relax. And there's a couple of guys
hiding in the shadows in Gillie suits that scare the
hell out. Oh okay, it is. It is a blast
is a lawsuit.
Speaker 3: So listen. Let me ask you. So he was sending
me pictures of these mosses that he's made, Well, what
do you do? I mean, this is it's a peak
it to switch his life. I mean it, you know,
marss that you made, made from what you tell them
switched like?
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, but these are some of the carryovers I
used to do for Halloween and Marshall, Michigan east of
the Bowl of Flakes. Okay, uh. I have a couple
big rubber giant spider bodies. One of them I put
a wolf's head on and lit up his eyes red.
So when it's cobbled together with a bunch of hair
and everything. As we pass them, I tell people here
is a common wolf spider and of course it's the
size of a Shetland pony. Forgot so uh, And there's
I cut. That's what I do I try to cobble
together creatures and make odd looking things. Again, I light
up their eyes with indicator lights. Right, uh, I have
I use flash lights and pluck lights all over the
place to illuminate it because it is so dark out there.
So if I don't do that, see them?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 6: All wow, big giants, spider webs, and there's a I've
got a baby Mothman too, and.
Speaker 3: Us this is yeah. Yeah, I feel like, have you
ever told anyone the first I.
Speaker 6: Know about Baron von Frankensteinfeld. Now he was creating a yep. Okay,
well that's good. Sometimes monthsters are good. So Brandy, let's
go back to you. Would you ever go to this?
How far away is this from you?
Speaker 8: It's about like ten hours away from me. And I
did go to Point Pleasant once, but it was for
a Mothman expedition, which was not during the Mothman Festival
when there were one hundred million people there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a much smaller venue.
Speaker 8: Yes, there were probably like thirty people or fifty people.
Speaker 3: Switch switch one of them. I'm sorry, was switched one
of them?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Absolutely really? Yeah, oh yeah, switch. I gave it.
Speaker 6: I gave a talk at the Emphatheater. Really all the
tour of the of the point pleasant and some background wow,
and uh, a buddy of mine, John Leeve, is a
good guy that loves up and tried Alpi. He comes
down to stay at my abode, so now he doesn't
have to get a motel like you know months a time.
And so he and I gave Brandy and another lady, Teresa,
a tour a of the T and T area. But
they could go back where most people and they got
to see They got to see the the igloo that
exploded ten years ago because somebody was storing explosives in there.
Speaker 3: Place called T and T. Hey listen, switch let me
but let's just clarify this though. Isn't the TN T
area the area where they people saw the Mothman? But
they were repped their packing as the kids saying.
Speaker 6: Well the uh it was in the sixties. You know,
if you look at the old black and white photographs
in the forties, it was a huge complex, but that
was most of it was dismantled. There's still some structures
there that are overgrown, looks very creepy. But even in
the sixties, yeah, it was kind of a lover's lane.
Kind of a thing. And the two couples, the two
famous couples that saw this thing, were two married couples
driving by the old North power plant which is long gone,
and Linda Scarberry sees what she thought was a man
on the road, and she said, what's that man doing there?
And that man spread his wings and then they saw
the red eyes and it shuffled off to war the
off North power plants. Last year I got a chance.
I talked to Linda several times before she passed. But
last year I got a chance to talk to Roger Scarberry,
the guy that actually drove the car. He had given
original interviews and then shut up for over half a century.
He came to Jeff Wands again, the man that started
the Mofman Museum and co founded the festival, and said, Jeff,
I'm tired of people telling you know my story and
they're getting it wrong.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 6: So he gave Jeff a full interview more you know,
more recently. And the one thing that I can tell
I can't tell you because it's under double secret probation.
The one thing I can tell you is that he's
Jeff told asked him the day before they had the interview, Roger,
just tell me did it really happen? And Roger Scarberry said,
it scared the hell out of us. It scared the
hell out of all of us.
Speaker 3: Anyway. So what I wanted to bring on is, so
you brought Brandy to a packing spot? Is that what? That's?
That's really more on this after the break? Wow?
Speaker 6: Well, I guess you know if what was that game
gossip or the one where you would whispered to somebody
something and then around the st all get distorted. Okay, okay,
I guess if if we were playing that game, it
could come out that way.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's sitchy, that's the very end it be. They
did what once again a switch, revealing him part of
his life that we didn't know about. And I hope
you were a house guests likes cats? Does he? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Absolutely? In fact, or John I had I had just
gotten a shadow from the shelter shadow. I know you're
gonna love to hear this man. Shadow would only use
a litter box that she was, you know, she if
the other cats went in there, she would find other
places to go. So I actually had to put the
litter box in the room. The guest room where he
was sleeping. But he had no problem with it. You know,
he loves cats, he loves chickens, still.
Speaker 3: Chickens to Yeah, I really don't want to edit the show.
But Brandy bent over and here it goes. That looks
like Tina Turner's Tina Turner.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one of the Cherrell's or one of.
Speaker 3: The Okay, so so it's unlikely Motown. It's unlikely you
go to this year's festival, right.
Speaker 8: I yeah, I just don't think I can do it.
There's just too many people. I mean, it was really cool.
The thing that I did go to was really cool.
It was super creepy, this whole T and T area,
Like what you said, it's all overgrown, but it's also
you don't realize it unless you're there. It's right on
the edge of this like creepy swamp and there's like
all these frogs croaking. People were actually I think they were.
Weren't they like fishing for frogs and going to eat them?
Didn't they have a.
Speaker 3: Fire there out there? I know it was. It was
so the joint was jumpson.
Speaker 8: Including the area. It's just you get a vibe, but
I don't want the vibe of ten thousand people, you know.
Speaker 6: No, yeah, even even more and more like fifteen thousand
to twenty thousand these days.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 6: But Mac, I don't know why a film company hasn't
gone down there to film a monster movie, science fiction movie,
slasher movie something. It is such a perfect backdrop for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And you have all those people. They
say you could film the crowd scenes while you're doing
the festival. Yeah, be kind of calm anyway. Wow, all right, well,
so switch, So this is coming up women by.
Speaker 6: The time September twentieth and twenty first, Okay, September twentieth, Saturday,
Saturday morning is when you need to get your ticket
for the tng Hey ride. It's an all day Saturday
and most of the day Sunday. There are speakers. I
am the last speer on Sunday at two o'clock when
everybody's returning home. So uh, And I'm going to be
talking about the Locked Nest Monster, but in a very
unconventional way. It will be about high strangest aspects. And
I'll be following the life of F. W. Holliday, who's
a man that did the resturriction to the Block Nest Monster.
Came up with some rather unconventional ideas and uh, it'll
be a party wild ride if people don't fall asleep.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's how to look at it. Switching. I mean,
I suppose when he when he's he said he air conditioning,
we should brought up the exit of UFO session, which
were inted.
Speaker 6: We used to have it in the old State Theater downtown,
which is crumbling. We can't have it there anymore. But
there it was there was no air conditioning and they
would have this big giant fan on stage, comfortable seats,
but man, oh man, it was stifling. It's it's too
bad because it couldn't restore it because it was.
Speaker 3: A great place in Exeter in New Hampshire where we
went there a few times. But it was just in
they haven't they have a big UFO festival. And it
sucks not to be invited back in a way. But
I'm glad in a way because it was miserable. Man.
It was let's face it, right, it was just the food,
you're really The food was actually pretty good. Yeah, darks
and burgers. Yeah, they had like you know, eupho burghers
and stuff like that. You know, it's kind of cool
and and and there was a lot of sense of
humor to it too, where like these three guys in
black suits and hats were just walking around town like
you know, people dressed up as.
Speaker 5: An alien in the police cruise a parked at the center.
Yeah that he was in the back of the cruiser
like he was arrested.
Speaker 3: See. So anyway, but they didn't you know, and and
they put switch on at the end of the show.
But they just put us on the you know show too.
But people like passing, you know, from heat exhaustion and
not not not not not the keep spot, you know
what I mean. So anyway, it was like the town
hall auditorium, and it.
Speaker 5: Was it was a big room. It was a big
town hall, but stage there was no air conditioning. The
windows only opened a little bit. Yeah yeah, and all
the idiots are loud vehicles and motorcycles outside. You're going by,
and you couldn't hear the people because all the windows
had to be opening.
Speaker 3: Here's a funny story about So we went up one
one night, like on a Sunday or something. They wanted us.
We thought we could do a radio wind I view,
remember that. Yeah, we stopped at the sea dog before
he had who knows right, and we go in and
run TV. Yeah yeah, I had to put on my
makeup or anything. Wow, totally. Yeah. I don't know where
this was going to happen. Yeah, it's about an hour
and a half of that's going.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we sounded like a couch was like like Johnny
Carson shows fun couch and yeah it was her and
her coach show. There was some guy with a beard. Yeah,
a good friend up there in the empathy Valerie. Yeah, yes,
she even knows about the brain check out the brain
Brandy anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, nice, Yeah, that was the whole thing. We're
on TV. Boy, there's a last tape somewhere hopefully, because
yeah it was funny. We got off guard, but you know,
it's pretty good. And here's the weird thing. So they
walk us into this city hall. We think we're going
to some studio or something, which we were, but but
then then we walked right through a cocktail party remember that. Yeah,
that was there eating little cheese here. Really, we weren't invited.
They just snaked us through. Next thing we know, we're
around Johnny Castle anyway.
Speaker 6: Just demonstrated the ship floats.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how dare you anyway? Now, just let me just
throw it back the club. You must have missed it,
do it again, so, Brandy.
Speaker 7: No, it's not me. I think it's there's a grumblin
in here.
Speaker 3: Really, let's say it's snow and outside, Brandy. So even
if we said the show's helicopter down there, you wouldn't
want to cop it down there? Well, manfestal, would you?
Speaker 8: That might make it a little more doable? Definitely?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right, so we can get a pilot.
We got the cop on the here we go, all right,
and then you can report from on the ground. You say, right,
would you hang around what switch? Would you feel like
you had to hang around with him?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 8: I wouldn't feel like I had to. I might want
to because he when he's at an event like that. Yes,
you kind of do want to hang around with him
if you don't know about the event, because he likes
to talk to the people who come up and give
them a lot of information about it, and so you
really get to learn about the whole thing if you,
you know, are in his vicinity. I guess you know,
hanging around.
Speaker 6: One problem with the Mockman Festival these days, as the MC.
I'm tied to the church quite a bit, you know,
introducing people, so there's only so much time I have
to get away. I didn't even get down to the
festival much last year because of my my duties. So
I hope, I hope to uh. I hope to do
that get away a little bit this year, of course,
and I have to leave early on Saturday. I can't
introduce all the speakers because I have to get out
the T and T area to get out you know,
there on my card so I can do the uh
uh tour.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And the thing is I have tested UH. I know
this is you know, maybe too much information, but I
have tested all the like the indicator lights, the strobe
lights and everything like the battery life. I mean, I've
had them going in my uh in my house for
for several days sometimes because I'm gonna have to turn
these things on ahead of time, a full day probably
ahead of time, because I will not be It's be
hard to get there Saturday morning and uh and or
get there and do the rounds before I go on
the tour. And one of the problems is UH no
offense to the out of out of the area weasels,
but I have I have to park in front of
my house. I don't have a proper driveway, and the
moment you move your car, some interloper wants.
Speaker 3: To pull in your space.
Speaker 6: I'm going to go to a World King and buy
a couple of those giant orange cones and stick them there.
Speaker 4: That's what we do in Massachusetts. Yeah, it's better to
do like a chair and a refrigerator. I guess that's
how they do it in Boston, a major appliance and
a major piece of furniture. So I just want to
Sometimes you see a bed out there.
Speaker 3: Hopefully they take the door off the refrigerator and listen,
they stick the interloper in it. Do you remember around
ten minutes ago where around Brandy's sposial highly of switch.
Remember he'd be the guy that you would hang around with.
I just wanted to go this is a for you switch.
Nice going, buddy, Thank you anyway, and you too, Brandy.
So listen what we're gonna do. We're gonna have your
Foe trivia tonight now, I guess here, I think, so,
why don't we take a break now and we'll be
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and we love you and welcome back to the show.
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like I look forward to it from Tuesday night off.
Ont you listening to us on Tuesdays week?
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and fried clams.
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sitting over in the corner where he wants to be, but.
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Thanks Alt for joining us. There is Also with us
is Switched Lady Steve Wood down there and my sister's
tang Top West Virginia. Switchy great to be here tonight, Mac,
good to see us. Switchy. Okay, did you have any
kind of an exciting breakfast? Or should we dwell on it?
Just move on?
Speaker 6: What you want to know now? Or do you want
to wait?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, no, do it now? Why not?
Speaker 6: Okay? I did something a little different. I mean, not
something I I've never done, but I haven't actually cooked
a breakfast at home for a while. What I did
was I scrambled three eggs with shredded cheese Colby Jack
cheese and uh and three sausage patties and black coffee.
Speaker 3: What kind of sausage Jimmy Dean? Jimmy Dean?
Speaker 6: Uh No, I don't just I don't know. It was
some kind of generic brand. I think it was real. Uh.
Speaker 4: Anyway, what super markers they have out there in Wisconsin.
Speaker 3: He's in West Virginia there, I know it. But what
they have in Wisconsin picky wiggly right? Okay, So so
you cooked that all yourself? You? Yes?
Speaker 6: I did?
Speaker 3: Oh wow? Could the cats contain themselves after?
Speaker 6: Well? They're always very interested in whatever I'm doing that
has to do with food.
Speaker 3: Well, listen, Brandy is demanding that we clap for you.
Because he made his own breakfast folks. Okay, well, thanks
for get hungry Mito. Also with us is our international
security chief, senior security chief in world renown Willie Club
w C. How are you hey, Mark?
Speaker 7: I got the intro right be here tonight, I'll tell
you and especially seeing Louis Lane here tonight.
Speaker 3: Well, well that was the secret.
Speaker 7: But okay, yeah, she'll keep things under control here tonight.
Speaker 13: I guarantee that I have no control.
Speaker 3: No, oh you do? All right.
Speaker 4: That's another She was a bigger secret than Taylor Swift's
new album.
Speaker 3: That's how big speak secret was. Thank you Club for
only the beans. We appreciate it. It's great to be here.
Also with us up there in Wisconsin is a good
friend Brandy Ax Brandy, how are you hi?
Speaker 8: Everybody? I'm great and I'm having a blast. It's so
fun tonight.
Speaker 3: Okay, we all kind of agree. She kind of looks
like Sarah Pale, and Sarah Pale was really intractive. Yah. Yeah,
I voted. I have voted for just on that basis,
you know. Anyway, That and.
Speaker 4: The comment I can see Russia from my house there
lumper sticker material anyway, that was.
Speaker 6: Actually got not her it was Tina what's her name?
Speaker 3: Okay, just you.
Speaker 4: Know, Sarah really said that we move on.
Speaker 3: She can She did not say that she.
Speaker 4: Can see Russia from somewhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, from Russia. Yeah, right, when she visits Russia, she's there.
So when anyway, listen, we're continuing this UFO trivia that
we've had for the past few weeks, and we have
two new contestants here, two new teams here. Let me
introduce them. Riswell, well, they should have said this to
you before him, but no one uses their real name
on the shelves. You probably don't want to either, do you.
Speaker 13: So on the spot, come up with the name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the couple, like the the boom a Couple or
something like that. Are you comfortable with that the boom
A Couple? No, No, I'm getting with the boomer years,
all right, and Molly, that's that's all. That's ancient history.
Day are on switch. But you know.
Speaker 6: If they do that, they'll never track them down.
Speaker 3: He's got a good point there. Why don't we go
to the other contestant? Why you think of a name?
Do you want to do that? Something something you're comfortable
with it? Okay? I thought McGee and Molly might be good.
I don't say even friend and woman. That's a that's
insulting all So well, the other round team is a
good friend of Oz and.
Speaker 13: Good friend and more from Seinfeld.
Speaker 3: Well you you're very relighting to come on the show.
But everyone knows Lowish Land this we have to. I'm
here because it's so rare. How are you, Lois?
Speaker 13: I'm very well, thank you.
Speaker 3: Is that a glass of water in front of you there?
Speaker 13: Yes? Water is all I drink?
Speaker 3: Really? Yeah? Okay, So you're going to compete tonight in
UFO trivia.
Speaker 13: Really, I'm on my own on your have somebody that's
going to be my partner to help me with this,
So feel that amount of disadvantage against Wow one. There
you go, definitely.
Speaker 3: So who is it? What did they come up with
the name?
Speaker 14: Uh, we're going to go with what we heard earlier.
Fred and Will.
Speaker 13: Okay, cool, Fred and Wilma. So Lois versus Friend and Wilma.
Speaker 3: Very good coming name. So anyway, so we have Fred Wow.
Speaker 13: You know how this contest is supposed to work kind
of like brackets and the people with the best scores
compete against each other, right, is that how it goes?
Speaker 3: I guess yeah, right, right, yeah, right.
Speaker 13: Feeling that neither team is going to be called back.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, someone has to win. Someone has
to win. Yeah, and then he come back and defend
your title. How about that? Okay, there you go.
Speaker 13: Okay, we shelsee.
Speaker 3: Oh, here we go, Lois, So, okay, you ready take
a big swing of your water there please?
Speaker 4: Okay back what category we're going to kick off? This
extravagant answer.
Speaker 3: On I think number one? Question number one is movies. There,
it's it's it's you'll see. Okay. So on the first
line of what you have, it says in Independence Day, right, okay,
all right, here we go. So here's the question an
Independence Day the shades off? Where is the first massive
flying saucer to appear over? What's major city? Now we
had this wrong last week. Okay, So in the movie
Independence Day, where what's the first city that the massive
flying saucer appears over? Okay? A Washington, B, Los Angeles, CE,
New York City, the New Delhi. Okay you are you asking, Lois?
Or no? We're going to go back and forth. Okay, Okay,
I want to go to her first. Is that the
angle certainly Okay, Lois, you know one thing?
Speaker 13: An Independence Day. I'm going to say that they started
first in New York.
Speaker 3: I'll pick sure city. Okay, see in New York City?
Speaker 15: Okay, Fred Wilma, anything Wilma, because I know the answer.
Speaker 14: If you know the before you would guess bo, yes,
we'll go with B.
Speaker 3: Is that the answer you were going to say, Sorry,
it's in New York City? Lois is right?
Speaker 13: That was that was a total guests Okay, Lowis.
Speaker 3: Gets the point. Okay, well, okay, so Fred Wilmer playing
as a team, right, yes, Okay, so all right? Number two,
which two thousand and seven movie stars Nicole Kidman and
Daniel Cragg battling alien body snatches. Number two, which thousand
and seven movies stars Nicole Kidman and Daniel Cragg battling
alien body snatches as the Invasion B the Faculty C
Skyline D signs. Okay, is this right? These two? They
sign these two up for something like this.
Speaker 13: Remember, guess, I have no recollection of this at all.
I just know for sure that I know which one
it's not.
Speaker 3: Well, she's I mean, she's a big star and he's
double O seven. I can't imagine they're in this movie.
But the One More Time, which two thousand and seven
movies starts Nicole kim In and Daniel Craig batting alien
body snatches A The Invasion, B the faculty C skyline
D signs We'll go to the Fred and Wilma first.
Speaker 14: Okay, then we'll go A the invasion.
Speaker 13: Final answer that sounds very very resolute, lois because it
sounds so odd. I'm going to pick the faculty.
Speaker 3: Wow, invasion is correct?
Speaker 13: Can I pick the thing?
Speaker 3: Wonder one?
Speaker 6: There you go?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 13: I really that was the one that was crying out
to me.
Speaker 3: So Fred Wilmer at the point, Chris, there.
Speaker 13: You go one to one, tied up threey and the
good thing is weach have one.
Speaker 3: Three okay number three? In Close Encounters of the Third
Kind nineteen seventy seven, what does what do humans use
to communicate with the UFO? And In Close Encounters of
the Third Kind nineteen seventy seven, what do humans use
to communicate with the UFO? A? Radio waves, B moss
code see music, tones and lights, D written symbols. Just
do you know what the question is. I'll just do
the multiple choice again. A radio waves be one code,
see music, lights, music tunes and music, tones and lights
and the written symbols? What how do they communicate with
the aliens? In?
Speaker 13: Who gets do I go first? I think I actually
remember this one. I think I'm going to go.
Speaker 3: With ce see music, tones and lights, Bred and Wilmo.
Speaker 15: Wilma take it away?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 11: Whatever?
Speaker 13: You think?
Speaker 3: You can say the same if you think it's right.
Speaker 14: I have no idea, but I don't want to pick
the all right, I want to get ahead B B Horse.
Speaker 3: Code Alas has it right? Tones and lights?
Speaker 13: Did you think that? See?
Speaker 3: Wow? Are you listening to?
Speaker 13: I think the club is sending little pictures though to
help us.
Speaker 3: How are you doing?
Speaker 13: Yeah? He had like little though. I knew that one.
But were you giving little hints there with your pictures?
Speaker 7: No, I'm focused. I don't know where that's coming from.
Speaker 13: Because his little things are dribbling by on his screens.
Speaker 7: A gremlin in my computer.
Speaker 3: Now that's rich. Here we go. Number four? Number four?
All right? Right? Which act of punches an alien and
says welcome to Earth and Independence Day? Okay? Which act
of punch is an alien and says welcome to Earth
on Independent Independence Day? A Tom Cruise, B. Will Smith, C.
Jeff Golboom, D. Harrison Ford. Okay, One act of punches
an alien and says welcome to Earth and Independence Day,
Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Jeff gold Boom, Harrison Ford. We're
going to go to bred and Wilma.
Speaker 14: Well, I I think he likes to punch people, So
I'm going to go with Will Smith.
Speaker 3: There you go, kind of ironic and away Lois.
Speaker 13: I'm going to say, see Jeff.
Speaker 3: Goldblummz, it's it. It is Will Smith who famously punched
Chris Chris Rock. Yeah, at the Academy Awards, was it?
Speaker 14: Fred Wilmer get the point tied up to I think
two points for Chris Rock.
Speaker 13: Because you knew that. I think you should get a
bonus point. If there's a tie, that can be the tiebreaker.
Speaker 15: How about that.
Speaker 3: Let's see number five Number five, which UFO movie shows
crop circles appearing on a phone, which your phone? This
is easy? Which UFI movie shows crop circles appearing on
a farm. A signs be warer. The World's see Invasion
of the body snatches de contact okay, and when the uh,
which UFHON movie shows crop circles appearing on the farm
A signs B War of the Worlds See Invasion of
the Body. Snatches are d Contact. I'm gonna go to
lower something. She's smiling.
Speaker 13: I've only seen two of them, and I I'm gonna
say A. Signs Red and Wilma h.
Speaker 3: Always is and they say signs as well, signs as well,
signs as well, signs.
Speaker 13: We both got it.
Speaker 3: Great movie. It was, I mean, seriously agree with super movies. Okay,
six what's the score there round? Wahma, it's three to three,
three to three.
Speaker 13: I love it and I thought I wasn't.
Speaker 3: Going to No.
Speaker 13: Okay, you're on your own, I know, and I'm on
my own. Fred and Malma, you.
Speaker 3: Should be cream in me ready, Which nineteen eighty four
movie features Jeff Bridges as an alien who takes the
form of a widow's late husband. Which nineteen eighty four
movie features Jeff Bridges as an alien who takes the
form of a widow's late husband. A starman be the
Thing See Contact the Alien Nation. All right, do I
have to read it again? Okay, I've got a Fred and.
Speaker 14: Wilma for usdence do I do I have to take
the answer that Wilma gave me or do I with
my own answer?
Speaker 8: You?
Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead. It's a long game here. Fuck up.
Speaker 15: I'm going to go against Wilma and say a starman.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, all right, a starman, Lois.
Speaker 13: Even though I didn't hear what Wilma said, I'm going
against her as well and picking a starman.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, Willman, this is for you, because you're both
right star okay, wow? All right? Yeah, I remember that
I'm a seven. I think from another world? Should we
put music behind this? You think? Or is it? Is
it too drive? There? One one? I'm asking. Okay, it's
good seven some canned laughter or something. Yes, well we
always need that, right. And the Thing from Another World
nineteen fifty one? In what location is the Flying Sauce
to discovered? Thing from Another World? Nineteen fifty one? What
kind of a location is the Flying Sauce to discovered?
A Antartica B, A desert military camp see the Jungle
D Underwater? Okay, so famous movie? Back then, where do
they discover the flying Saucer in the Antartic B, the
desert C Jungle D Underwater? Lois, I am going.
Speaker 13: To say, I'm not sure. I'm toying between two. Ahead,
I'm going to say.
Speaker 3: D D underwater, okay, Fred and Wilma.
Speaker 15: Go ahead, Wilma, because will move. I knew what I
was going to say.
Speaker 3: Be a desert military camp.
Speaker 13: And what were you going to say? Fred?
Speaker 14: I was going to say the correct answer, underwater lab Okay,
Well this is all antartica.
Speaker 13: Hey wasn't it Wasn't it like a lake and it
was under the water.
Speaker 3: Think of the swamp thing?
Speaker 13: Okay, mixing up her most. Now we have to rewatch
that to see what they're talking about.
Speaker 3: Which nineteen fifties film features small town people being replaced
by alien duplicates grown in pods. Which nineteen fifties film
features small town people being replaced by alien duplicates grown
in pods?
Speaker 13: Not even real? Is that real?
Speaker 3: Lois? Sorry A the blob b them See Invasion of
the Body Snatches D the Day the Earth Stood Still?
They read it again. No, okay, all right, we're gonna
go to I guess Loa's first me.
Speaker 13: Okay, well only because I don't even know if it's
a real thing. But I'm going to say, see Invasion
of the Body Snatchers because it sounds like they're taking
their bodies. I don't know, all.
Speaker 3: Right, that's my rational logically, Fred and Wilma I agree,
Oh okay, everybody wins that way.
Speaker 13: Okay, that's crazy, Okay.
Speaker 3: Cool crazy movie back then.
Speaker 13: Then sounds crazy?
Speaker 3: Okay? Nine okay nine which terrible and unfunny Move nineteen
eighty one comedy features Dean Aparoyd and Jane Curritt and
is Aliens Living in Suburbia, Which terrible and unfunny. Eighteen
eighty comedy features Dan Ackwright and Jankrett and as aliens
living in Suburbia, AM Coneheads, B Spaced Invaders, se birth
girls are easy, d my stepmother is an alien. I'm
going to go to Freend and Wilma this is yeah,
this is a softball. Lois.
Speaker 13: Oh, I'm going to also say a because I think
they might be it.
Speaker 3: I just remember, and you want to be tied to
I mean saying I've never funny, right, do we all
agree on that? Said?
Speaker 4: Live never funny, never funny. It's really ever funny, never funny.
Not every skit was first week, the first couple of
years were funny. But yeah, how many times youre going
to hear a cheeseburger. Cheeseburger actually watched that.
Speaker 3: Deeper anyway, No cake PEPSI in the Last Stuff number
ten In The Last Stuff Fighter the video game is
actually a test for what Last Stiff Fighter nineteen eighty
four the video game is actually a test for what
A Alien military recruits B, math geniuses, C, telepathic humans,
D time travelers. The last Stiphi, I'm sorry. Video game
is actually a test for alien military research. Math geniuses,
telepathic humans are time travelers.
Speaker 13: Lois, I would like another choice because none of those
sound possible. Military Smith best Starfighter.
Speaker 3: Two hour show?
Speaker 13: I know how about star Fighter?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Go ahead?
Speaker 13: I don't know math geniuses.
Speaker 3: I have b Okay bred and Wilma Did she say
C please? Oh mh? What I want to do with
this one? I have no idea as star Fighter ran
on that.
Speaker 14: Should be a alien military recruits A is correct?
Speaker 3: Yes? Wow, I believe in that. We have another round.
Speaker 13: It doesn't even make sense to me. So aliens are
recruiting military I don't understand.
Speaker 3: I never heard of starfighters? What is the school that
won one? Fred Wilmer have seven, Lois Lane has six? Wow?
Speaker 13: Okay, Hellwis needs Superman to come in switch close.
Speaker 3: Well, he's a baby now, he's he's like the kids
called the pussy now and uh, he gets his ass
beat in the he is a baby is a baby? Yes,
in the New Superman movie he gets his ass beat
at least ten times. He's always you know, waking up
and he's and he has to go home to his
mommy to revive him or whatever.
Speaker 13: He's just really hurt. You, hasn't it because it comes
up a lot, doesn't it. How many times on the
show has this been mentioned?
Speaker 3: I wonder he staves a squirrel while buildings are falling
to human beings.
Speaker 13: You were spoiling it for anybody who hasn't seen.
Speaker 3: That's good. I'm saving the money. He doesn't care he.
Speaker 6: Was infected by kryptonite.
Speaker 3: Give the guy a break, strictly switch.
Speaker 7: If Matt doesn't like the movie, that means it's going
to be a success.
Speaker 13: Now Fighting.
Speaker 4: Obviously doesn't like all kinds of Academy awards and stuff.
Not that the Academy Award is Britian brilliant, but just.
Speaker 13: Taking the little commercial break here, how many people on
the show have seen the movie?
Speaker 3: Besides the switching? It doesn't matter Okay, everyone did for
all of them.
Speaker 13: Okay, I'm curious.
Speaker 3: I keep hearing buzz that it's pretty good, but it's terrible. Okay,
Round two, all right, here we go. Round two. Are
you ready? Lois? I am take a big swig of
that water.
Speaker 13: If not, I will can't have anymore.
Speaker 3: Fred and Wilmer, are you ready? Okay? Here we go
Round two UFO trivia Lois against Fred and Wilma. What
Kella is the alien ship? No, I'm sorry. What Kella
is the alien goo in the Blob nineteen fifty eight?
What Almah is the alien goo in the Blob ninety
fifty eight remade in nineteen eighty eight. That they're the same? Ay? Green, B, blue,
C red, D black? What color is the blob?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 3: All right, Fred and Wilma, that's you twoscriving.
Speaker 15: So Wilma says green, So I'm going to say red.
Speaker 3: See red. Oh, I'm sorry, give me your.
Speaker 13: Well, I'm going to be honest. Since I was going
to pick black, switch that well, I don't. I don't
want to cheat, so I would say black.
Speaker 3: You're saying black.
Speaker 13: No, it was really cheating. No fun to day, it's
no fun to win eating. So I'm going to stick
with what I said, black, so you can press that
little funny.
Speaker 3: Sound that one.
Speaker 13: I'm gonna win of my own accord if I amaze.
Wow h yeah, okay, right, I mean that's only right, yeah, right.
Speaker 3: You're right, okay, okay, what was the answer? You see
it's red.
Speaker 13: Spread winds and Wilma's driving home.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's offensive. No, he knows why number two.
Speaker 13: A few times because they know how to pour a
drink at the starboard galley.
Speaker 3: That was what? Yes, yes, poor great drink they poor
great Are they doing? Which? Nineteen? Which two thousand and
nine film shows aliens stranded in South Africa and placed
in a refugee camp? Which two thousand and nine films
shows aliens stranded in South African placed in a refugee camp.
A district nine, B Skyline C the fourth kind D signs. Okay, okay,
all right, we have that two thousands you know film
Aliens in a refugee camp Lois.
Speaker 13: I'm going to say, since I've only heard of one
of these, so I'm going to pick B skyline.
Speaker 3: The skyline for Lois. Freden Wilmer go with it. A
district A district nine is correct.
Speaker 13: That I never heard of skyline.
Speaker 3: Number three? What are you sure losing now, Lois? Is
that the number three which picks our movie features little
green aliens who worship the claw? Yeah? Which picture? I
have no idea what this is? Little features little being
aliens who worship the claw. A Munch's ink be Toy Story.
She won't e d A Bugs Life to repeat the question,
No you don't, okay, friend and Wilma, I know what
one of those pick what?
Speaker 13: I know what I'm going to say?
Speaker 3: Do you want to go first?
Speaker 13: I'm going to pick d A Bugs.
Speaker 3: Life, d A Bugs Life? Friend, Wilma, Lois.
Speaker 15: We're going to go be toy story.
Speaker 3: Toy story is correct?
Speaker 13: No fair, you've probably saw all of them, Lois, here's
the sound.
Speaker 3: You don't like?
Speaker 13: It's okay, I kind of like it.
Speaker 3: It's funny, you kind of like it. Interesting? Number four
so it was in Toy Story.
Speaker 13: Oh okay, there were aliens and toy story. Okay, yes,
I just needed to straighten that out.
Speaker 3: Which alien comedy start Kim Basinger has a beautiful extraterrestial
visiting Earth? Which only comedy start Kim has a beautiful
extras used to be my girlfriend visiting Earth just got
agophobia A. Birth girls are easy B. My step mother
is an alien. CE Coneheads D Spaceballs. Birth girls are
easy B. My step mother is an alien CE Coneheads,
D Spaceballs. Fred and Wilma, you're doctor last time. Now
you go for us.
Speaker 15: Now, Wilma says B.
Speaker 14: So I'm going to go with as are easy.
Speaker 13: Wow?
Speaker 3: What a slam? Right? Go ahead, I'm sorry, go ahead.
Don't let that.
Speaker 13: Influence you that so I actually think I might know this.
I think it might be D spaceballs.
Speaker 3: Wow. Nobody gets a point on this one. My step
mother is an alien.
Speaker 6: I got a point.
Speaker 3: You always and she's never seen again. After that, I
guess number fun.
Speaker 13: That you're gaining here you can say that's three, Lois,
I'm right.
Speaker 3: We move on. Next question please number three? No? What? Okay?
Here it is number five? Sorry what? Nineteen fifty eight
sci fi film featured Steve McQueen battling a red alien blob.
Answer is in the question.
Speaker 13: Okay, yes, we got it, got a point?
Speaker 3: Was it driving a bust stang in this one?
Speaker 13: Can you say B?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Fred and Wilma, Yeah, the blo the blob.
Speaker 13: Because it was read and now we know them from
the other question too.
Speaker 3: Okay, six which two thousand and eleven, J J E.
What what did Lois Lane say? B Oh you did? Okay? Yeah,
they both both got a point. Okay, they both.
Speaker 13: Got a point. I'm still behind though, I think, what.
Speaker 3: Does the score?
Speaker 4: A real quick updates Fred Willmer have four points and
Lois Lane has one point.
Speaker 3: In this in this round round, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 13: I know, I know it's like they're taking bad points
up because we're taking too long.
Speaker 3: I'm a six which two thoy eleven. J. J. Abraham's
film featured kids filming a movie when a UFO crash lands,
which JJ had twenty eleven. J. J. Abrams film featured
kids filming a movie when a UFO crash occurs. A
super right B skyline ce Battle, Los Angeles D District nine.
Lois looks say she knows the ends of Lois.
Speaker 13: Oh, no, I don't. But I keep picking skyline and
it keeps being wrong. So I'm going to try.
Speaker 3: A super eight a super right friend Wilma.
Speaker 14: Wilma was pointing to a super eight. Do you want
to stick with that? Or I will stick with a super.
Speaker 15: Both wife is always right.
Speaker 3: The wife is always right.
Speaker 13: That's true.
Speaker 3: It is true. Pred needs another? Oh does he? I
think he's got a little Okay, you're going to name
me this there, Lewis, I think? Okay?
Speaker 6: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Sorry? Seven? Which movie tagline was we are not Alone?
This one? I'm not too sure of seven. Which movie
tagline was we are not alone? He? Close Encounters is
the third kind? B contact? See the Day the Earth
Stood Still? The Independence Day? So the tagline everyone knows
that is the movie? What is it? We are not alone?
Close Encounters Contact the Day the Earth Stood Still? Are
Independence Day? Lowess?
Speaker 13: Okay, I'm going to say a Close Encounters of the
third kind?
Speaker 3: Okay, freend and Wilma.
Speaker 15: Well, you can't say the same thing because we've been
doing it. If we done that, then Wilma can lois
ever Win.
Speaker 3: Canceled that video? So Fred wil rigging the.
Speaker 15: System here we say the same thing every time. She
can never catch up.
Speaker 8: Okay, well, maybe you have the.
Speaker 3: Vote next time, right, Ben, mil go ahead? WI?
Speaker 15: What are we saying? He Encounters are the third kid?
Speaker 3: That's correct? Okay, you're welcome. Wow already me ow? Which
alien invasion film features the phrase to serve man vealed
to be a cookbook? Right, switch is just went up
on that one. Which alien invasion film features the phrase
to serve man revealed to be a cookbook? Hey?
Speaker 6: Whoa wait, Mac, I got to correct something. It's not
a film, it's a TV show.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, let me let me get to the end.
You have switching.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, all of a.
Speaker 3: Sudden, we're not doubting switch. Oh, let's see what happens.
All right, he's in chat's this small man festival. So
all of a sudden, you know, he gets his inflated ego,
but he is, he's got an amazing ego. Okay, A
why are the world b? The Day the Earth Stood Still?
See This Island Earth? D The Twilight Zoom the movie.
Oh he's still shaking his head. Okay, all right, So
which alien invasion film features the phrase to serve me
and revealed as a cookbook? I think he's probably right there.
A why are the worlds b? The Day the Earth
Stood Still? See this Island Earth? The Twilight Zone the
movie lows.
Speaker 6: I got interrupt None of those are correct.
Speaker 13: I think it was an episode Twilight Zone.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's Lows go ahead, Bred and Wilma. You do
know that the entwer was given away wasn't yet, but
officially you have to. So all right, this is uh yeah,
whoever wrote this it should be fired. But but that
wasn't in any of the movies there, switching any of them.
Speaker 6: No, No, it was a three segment movie for the
Twilight Zone based on three different TV shows, but that
one was not in it.
Speaker 3: But didn't they do more than one Twilight Zone movie?
It was just one.
Speaker 6: It's just one that I'm aware of.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 6: Was what three or four segments and none of them
were that one?
Speaker 3: But on TV it's an episode on TV and it's great.
It's it's it's a super but you know it's it's
it's like pure Brod Sheraling stuff, you know, really good.
Speaker 4: Okay, sot to just qualify this question or they both
get a point.
Speaker 13: It's still there, winning.
Speaker 4: Right, all right, everybody gets the appoint Thank god I
was here right Club.
Speaker 3: Number nine Okay, we're coming down to the NTF folks,
so don't worry. Number nine, which film features Rene with
Aspoon as a woman turned giant fighting alien robots. What the.
Speaker 13: Okay? Now I want to see this one.
Speaker 3: Which film features Rene with Aspoon as a woman turned
giant fighting alien robots. A Mos Needs Moms, B Mons
versus Aliens? See Planet fifty one D Home. I've never
I'm not aware that Reese was available for a movie
like this, so look her up. Which film features Reese
Spoon as a woman turned giant fighting alien robots as
needs moms, B mons versus Alien See Playing the fifty
one D Home. Fred and Wilma.
Speaker 14: B into the microphone, Wilmay Monsters versus Aliens.
Speaker 13: Okay, b lois I like the name of a So
I'm going to say Mars needs Moms.
Speaker 3: A Wow, I like that name too. But you're wrong.
Speaker 13: Are they movies?
Speaker 3: Okay, it'd be correct. The answer is monsters versus alien.
Who got the point there? Nobody? Right?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: No, they got I got it all right, I'm trying
to fix it. Okay, here we go number ten, and
then we're going to go to a bonus question or
a tiebreaker. Maybe we would just wrap the show. Why
does Mac think Close Encounters of the Third Kind is
a terrible movie? Yeah? All right? A because the movie
is unevenly paid showing the Mountain of Potato sequence way
too long in the actual Aliens way too short. B
By their own admission, most of the cast and crew
were coked up during the production and it shows. See
thank you thoughs C. Because Steven Spierberg is basically an
overrated hack D all the above and more? Should I
repeat the question? Why does Mac think Close Account is
a terrible movie? All right, I'm gonna throw it to
you there, Lois.
Speaker 13: I feel like I should Pusel, but I'm going to
say d above and more.
Speaker 3: Fred and Wilmer. I should be interesting as Wilma and Fred.
But I'm sorry, d D. Don't stop me on this movie.
But it's a terrible It's a terrible movie.
Speaker 15: And you yes, I said that many times, so.
Speaker 13: For many reasons.
Speaker 3: All right, what is the square? Then one and the
combined school?
Speaker 4: Okay, nine for Fred and Wilma on the the second round,
nine five for Lowis on the second round, so we
add that to uh the first round winners was bred
Woman with seven and Lowis with six.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: Okay, so if you're sixteen for Fred and Wilma, feel
at eleven for the lowest.
Speaker 3: Sixteenth for Fred and Wilmer and eleven but listen, you kid,
now make to point out.
Speaker 13: That I was solo and they had helped. It's okay
that I lost.
Speaker 3: Well, these questions a few, I pointed out. These questions
are five points each. Okay, so anyone can win here now,
right either way five points each? Yeah, yeah, yeah, just
to make it interested. But I have the answers to
the finals.
Speaker 15: A lot of math, exactly, okay.
Speaker 3: Bonus question ready in close. Enfontos of the third kind,
the five note musical motif used to communicate with the