WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:02.799 The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. 2 00:00:02.919 --> 00:00:04.799 Happy Monday, guys, Hi, Grammy. 3 00:00:04.440 --> 00:00:06.120 Stuff is the worst morning ever? 4 00:00:06.360 --> 00:00:08.599 Why did nothing happened or Monday? 5 00:00:08.720 --> 00:00:13.279 No, well Monday, yes, but burrutal night last night, barutal. 6 00:00:13.400 --> 00:00:17.160 I'm dying today, barutal. You know last night I went 7 00:00:17.199 --> 00:00:17.519 to bed. 8 00:00:17.640 --> 00:00:21.280 Sorry I cut off Jess introducing herself and I'm just anyways. 9 00:00:21.879 --> 00:00:24.399 You know last night it was a long weekend, very 10 00:00:24.399 --> 00:00:26.600 busy weekend. Got into bed early. I was in bed 11 00:00:26.679 --> 00:00:29.079 at eight fifteen and I went, oh, I just can't 12 00:00:29.120 --> 00:00:32.520 wait to sleep. I was so tired, and probably at 13 00:00:32.560 --> 00:00:34.840 eleven thirty eleven forty five, I was out. 14 00:00:34.920 --> 00:00:38.200 I mean I was sound asleep, sleeping like a baby. 15 00:00:38.399 --> 00:00:41.159 All the smoke alarms in my house went off a 16 00:00:41.159 --> 00:00:43.240 couple weeks ago, we talked about how they were chirping 17 00:00:43.439 --> 00:00:46.320 late at night and that got me up. Last night 18 00:00:46.479 --> 00:00:50.640 they went off like there's a fire, and that's happened sometimes. 19 00:00:50.679 --> 00:00:52.799 If you've ever had you know people smoke detectors go 20 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:54.439 off from time to time and might have done that before, 21 00:00:54.479 --> 00:00:57.719 but they immediately, maybe thirty seconds later, they turned back 22 00:00:57.759 --> 00:01:00.640 off again. You know, they're all hard whare together, so 23 00:01:00.679 --> 00:01:02.399 every single one in the house is going off. 24 00:01:03.039 --> 00:01:04.400 They will not turn off. 25 00:01:05.120 --> 00:01:08.599 This is the loudest, most piercing sound you've ever heard. 26 00:01:09.120 --> 00:01:11.400 And of course my daughter immediately wakes up, so she 27 00:01:11.519 --> 00:01:15.599 runs in. She's screaming, she's crying. It's you're confused, you're disoriented. 28 00:01:15.640 --> 00:01:17.640 I was so asleep. You don't know what's going on. 29 00:01:18.040 --> 00:01:20.560 Is there an actual fire? I don't know because they're 30 00:01:20.599 --> 00:01:23.120 not turning off. Then I'm thinking maybe there is, or 31 00:01:23.239 --> 00:01:27.120 carbon monoxide because it detects that as well. So I'm 32 00:01:27.200 --> 00:01:28.959 racing around the house trying to figure out what the 33 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:31.000 hell is going on. I'm pushing the buttons on some 34 00:01:31.040 --> 00:01:32.920 of them. They won't turn off. I'm going to the 35 00:01:32.920 --> 00:01:35.239 breaker box. I'm hitting I'm turning the breakers off to 36 00:01:35.359 --> 00:01:37.519 them to try to power them down. But that doesn't 37 00:01:37.519 --> 00:01:40.000 work because once they're already sounding an alarm, they have 38 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:43.400 battery backup, so the it just piercing. This sound goes off. 39 00:01:43.799 --> 00:01:44.640 I kid you not. 40 00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:47.200 For fifteen minutes. It's going and going and going until 41 00:01:47.200 --> 00:01:49.319 I finally find one. And of course it's the one 42 00:01:49.359 --> 00:01:51.640 that's the highest up to my sundroom. It's all the 43 00:01:51.680 --> 00:01:53.719 way way up by the ceiling. I have to go 44 00:01:53.799 --> 00:01:56.200 and it's like has a red light blanket, and I'm going, well, 45 00:01:56.239 --> 00:01:58.040 maybe that's the one that's going off. 46 00:01:59.280 --> 00:02:00.319 The dogs barking. 47 00:02:00.920 --> 00:02:03.799 Then I see neighbors walking down the road with flashlights 48 00:02:03.840 --> 00:02:05.920 because I think they think the house is on fire. 49 00:02:06.159 --> 00:02:10.719 I'm running around in my underwear. I finally I think 50 00:02:10.719 --> 00:02:12.520 it's that one that you know again, this thing is 51 00:02:12.520 --> 00:02:14.159 like fifteen feet up in the air. I have to 52 00:02:14.199 --> 00:02:17.560 go to the garage, find a ladder that's tall enough, 53 00:02:17.599 --> 00:02:20.319 go up there, climb up, finally pull this thing down. 54 00:02:21.039 --> 00:02:24.159 It all told probably twenty minutes of the world's lowest 55 00:02:24.199 --> 00:02:24.759 I can't. 56 00:02:24.560 --> 00:02:26.919 I could barely hear after that. My ears were ringing 57 00:02:27.120 --> 00:02:27.560 for so. 58 00:02:27.759 --> 00:02:30.840 Long because I'm just standing directly under each one of 59 00:02:30.879 --> 00:02:32.759 these things, trying to figure out which one it was. 60 00:02:32.960 --> 00:02:37.360 And meanwhile, you know, right face, So what set it off? 61 00:02:37.800 --> 00:02:38.479 No clue. 62 00:02:38.840 --> 00:02:41.520 They say, like some dust can get in there, a 63 00:02:41.560 --> 00:02:43.879 spider can get in there, whatever it could be. They're 64 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:46.560 very sensitive can set the stupid thing off. But of 65 00:02:46.599 --> 00:02:48.639 course in the middle of the night, it's the always 66 00:02:48.680 --> 00:02:50.599 the tallest one up there, and they would just not 67 00:02:50.800 --> 00:02:53.479 they would not shut off. There was no shutting them 68 00:02:53.479 --> 00:02:54.879 off until I finally. 69 00:02:54.759 --> 00:02:55.919 Got a ladder got up there. 70 00:02:56.080 --> 00:02:57.039 That would crazy. 71 00:02:57.120 --> 00:02:57.520 Do you know what? 72 00:02:57.639 --> 00:03:00.560 Really just really burned my toast about the entire thing. 73 00:03:01.039 --> 00:03:04.439 My son didn't wake up, just he's less sleep through 74 00:03:04.439 --> 00:03:05.280 the entire thing. 75 00:03:05.520 --> 00:03:06.479 I'm unfolding. 76 00:03:06.560 --> 00:03:09.960 I'm breaking out a ladder in his room, Like, sorry, Bud, 77 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:12.360 can I move some stuff? I gotta put this ladder 78 00:03:12.400 --> 00:03:15.560 against the wall to get the smoke detectors that are 79 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:18.000 this piercing sound. I'm trying to get it stop. Didn't 80 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:18.639 wake up once. 81 00:03:19.039 --> 00:03:20.759 Oh my god, the kids. 82 00:03:20.520 --> 00:03:27.360 Slept through twenty minutes of the world's lightest Wish I could. 83 00:03:27.240 --> 00:03:27.719 Sleep like that. 84 00:03:27.800 --> 00:03:29.319 It's like, what is he dreaming about him? 85 00:03:29.360 --> 00:03:33.319 There does obviously a fire alarm going off for twenty minutes. 86 00:03:33.400 --> 00:03:35.159 Does your wife have a hard time getting him up 87 00:03:35.159 --> 00:03:37.159 for school every day? Well, you know we're here, so 88 00:03:37.199 --> 00:03:39.080 your wife handles that? Does she say it for? 89 00:03:39.159 --> 00:03:39.199 It? 90 00:03:39.319 --> 00:03:40.159 Does not get up? 91 00:03:40.360 --> 00:03:42.240 No, it is he in the mornings, he's upright, he's 92 00:03:42.360 --> 00:03:43.560 like rip, ready to go. 93 00:03:43.800 --> 00:03:44.479 He slept so. 94 00:03:44.439 --> 00:03:47.159 Well, that's what I mean, best sleep, best sleep of 95 00:03:47.199 --> 00:03:51.759 his life. But whatever company that makes these smoke detectors, 96 00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:55.240 guess what you suck? Can we come up with a 97 00:03:55.240 --> 00:03:57.199 better version that doesn't do that, And why is it 98 00:03:57.199 --> 00:03:58.719 always in the middle of the night do that to 99 00:03:58.759 --> 00:04:00.879 me during the day when I have no trouble getting 100 00:04:00.919 --> 00:04:05.800 a ladder and just like help, I'm dying today. Then 101 00:04:05.800 --> 00:04:08.439 you can't go back to sleep after that, hearts racing. 102 00:04:09.039 --> 00:04:12.479 Yeah, the JV show on Wild ninety four nine. 103 00:04:12.560 --> 00:04:13.240 Time four. 104 00:04:15.080 --> 00:04:16.879 The four things you need to heads up on to 105 00:04:16.920 --> 00:04:18.399 start your day. 106 00:04:19.279 --> 00:04:23.959 The Pope Francis passed away this morning light Yeah, Vatican 107 00:04:24.040 --> 00:04:27.519 confirms that he's no longer here. Remember in February he 108 00:04:27.560 --> 00:04:30.439 was hospitalized with double pneumonia. We thought he was recovering. 109 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:32.360 That's what some sources had said, But I don't know, 110 00:04:32.360 --> 00:04:33.839 maybe things just took a turn for the worse. 111 00:04:34.439 --> 00:04:35.759 He was eighty eight years old. 112 00:04:35.959 --> 00:04:38.879 He appeared out on the Popemobile yesterday, didn't he. I mean, 113 00:04:38.879 --> 00:04:41.319 the God made an appearance. It was kind of shocking, Ye, 114 00:04:41.600 --> 00:04:45.480 shocking reversal. The Warriors took Game one of their first 115 00:04:45.560 --> 00:04:47.680 round playoff series with the Rockets, was it though? 116 00:04:48.759 --> 00:04:50.519 I mean, he was up there and love some problem. 117 00:04:50.560 --> 00:04:52.000 We knew he was in very failing hell. 118 00:04:52.600 --> 00:04:54.399 The Warriors took Game one of their first round plaoff 119 00:04:54.399 --> 00:04:56.680 series with the Rockets in Houston last night, ninety five 120 00:04:56.720 --> 00:04:58.879 to eighty five. Steph Curry scored a game high thirty 121 00:04:58.879 --> 00:05:01.720 one points, including five three pointers. One of those was 122 00:05:01.839 --> 00:05:04.480 an insane falling out of bound circus shot that only 123 00:05:04.519 --> 00:05:07.480 Curry can make. Jimmy Butler the robin to Curry's batman, 124 00:05:07.560 --> 00:05:09.759 he scored twenty five points. Game two of the series 125 00:05:09.800 --> 00:05:12.720 isn't until Wednesday before the series finally comes here to 126 00:05:12.800 --> 00:05:15.560 Chase Center for Game three on Saturday. Not sure why 127 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:18.480 the world's best athletes can't run around for forty something 128 00:05:18.519 --> 00:05:20.839 minutes every other day and they need two days rests 129 00:05:20.879 --> 00:05:21.319 in between. 130 00:05:21.360 --> 00:05:22.360 But this pace, the. 131 00:05:22.360 --> 00:05:25.160 NBA postseason should be wrapped up by early next year. 132 00:05:25.199 --> 00:05:26.480 It seems like nice. 133 00:05:26.560 --> 00:05:29.079 So the patching fog should clear by mid morning. Lots 134 00:05:29.079 --> 00:05:31.360 of sunshine is expected in the afternoon. Today is said 135 00:05:31.360 --> 00:05:33.319 to be the warmest day of the week, with highs 136 00:05:33.360 --> 00:05:35.920 reaching the upper seventies to low eighties Inland. 137 00:05:36.279 --> 00:05:40.519 Oh that's nice, hey, Leo Besty, Today's gonna be a nine. 138 00:05:40.959 --> 00:05:46.879 Collaboration can be fun. Share something delicious while brainstorming, Explore 139 00:05:46.879 --> 00:05:50.879 a curiosity or fascination, develop a shared passion. Weave your 140 00:05:50.920 --> 00:05:55.399 creative ideas together. Oh it sounds like go smash somebody 141 00:05:55.519 --> 00:05:59.920 give out the JV show on Wild ninety four to nine. 142 00:06:00.160 --> 00:06:02.920 Oh, don't forget that, Amoralty Weekend. We're gonna be a 143 00:06:02.959 --> 00:06:06.639 Great Resort and Casino. Oh yeah, partying with Steve Aoki 144 00:06:06.800 --> 00:06:10.160 and hopefully you. Tickets are on sale for this. 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And then we'll be partying with you, 157 00:06:35.519 --> 00:06:38.720 hopefully Morialty weekend at Great Resort and Casino. 158 00:06:38.759 --> 00:06:39.680 All right, Graham, what do you have? 159 00:06:39.839 --> 00:06:43.720 All Right? A cafe in San Jose just debuted their. 160 00:06:43.560 --> 00:06:48.279 AI powered humanoid robot Barista. This is that NCM cafe. 161 00:06:48.279 --> 00:06:52.199 It's in North San Jose. NCM stands for Networking Community 162 00:06:52.480 --> 00:06:57.439 and Mindset and this robot barista can make about one 163 00:06:57.519 --> 00:07:00.959 hundred different types of coffee drinks, make cocktails too, but 164 00:07:01.079 --> 00:07:05.040 at NCM, it's making coffees and it can also talk 165 00:07:05.079 --> 00:07:08.560 to you. It has facial recognition, so it can recognize you. 166 00:07:08.600 --> 00:07:12.319 If you are a repeat customer, it will remember you 167 00:07:12.480 --> 00:07:16.199 or it will I mean, you can obviously order something different, 168 00:07:16.240 --> 00:07:19.480 but it would know you and know what you normally ordered. 169 00:07:19.639 --> 00:07:24.199 Can speak four different languages, and they say that it 170 00:07:24.480 --> 00:07:27.480 because it's powered by AI. It is constantly getting smarter 171 00:07:27.959 --> 00:07:31.399 and learning, and it can talk to you. And the 172 00:07:31.439 --> 00:07:34.240 owner of this cafe said, they're kind of like no 173 00:07:34.879 --> 00:07:37.720 restrictions on it. You could ask it whatever, talk to 174 00:07:37.759 --> 00:07:41.000 it about anything, and it'll talk to you about anything. 175 00:07:41.040 --> 00:07:41.560 I don't like. 176 00:07:42.560 --> 00:07:44.160 I picture a lot of people going in there and 177 00:07:44.199 --> 00:07:48.079 maybe slightly abusing that power. Yeah, I did want to 178 00:07:48.079 --> 00:07:50.240 ask you guys though. And then, by the way, NCM 179 00:07:50.279 --> 00:07:52.160 Cafe if you want to check it out again, it's 180 00:07:52.199 --> 00:07:55.240 in San Jose, just debuted, like the grand opening was 181 00:07:55.240 --> 00:07:57.839 this past weekend, so if anybody listening went there and 182 00:07:58.240 --> 00:07:59.720 tried it out. I saw a video of this bar 183 00:07:59.759 --> 00:08:02.800 east at work. You know, this robot barista. He's got 184 00:08:02.800 --> 00:08:05.279 weird looking arms and stuff, but he looked fairly efficient 185 00:08:05.600 --> 00:08:09.120 at making the drinks. Would you, guys, prefer a robot 186 00:08:09.360 --> 00:08:13.160 barista or would you rather have a moody tired team 187 00:08:13.759 --> 00:08:14.879 making your coffee drinks? 188 00:08:14.920 --> 00:08:18.360 I mean, obviously the robot. Yeah, why, well, because it 189 00:08:18.480 --> 00:08:19.240 is for the story. 190 00:08:19.600 --> 00:08:23.560 Oh no, for me, It's like, if the barista is really. 191 00:08:23.399 --> 00:08:25.360 Happy and being nice, then I love it, But if 192 00:08:25.399 --> 00:08:28.279 they're being mean, it kind of messes with the experience. 193 00:08:28.720 --> 00:08:32.879 The vibe. Yeah, the vibes like robot vibes better. 194 00:08:32.759 --> 00:08:35.600 Only if the only of the brist is gonna be 195 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:36.200 like mean. 196 00:08:36.519 --> 00:08:40.159 But like, even moody tired teens need to need work experience, 197 00:08:40.679 --> 00:08:41.240 that's true. 198 00:08:41.519 --> 00:08:43.600 I'm torn on this because the robot looks cool and 199 00:08:43.679 --> 00:08:45.240 the experience and the idea looks cool. 200 00:08:45.240 --> 00:08:47.120 But again, AI coming for your job. 201 00:08:47.320 --> 00:08:49.679 Sorry, baristas, You're not gonna have a job anymore. When 202 00:08:49.720 --> 00:08:52.200 Starbucks decides, hey, this is a good idea and they 203 00:08:52.240 --> 00:08:55.320 can roll these out everywhere, less of a chance of 204 00:08:55.360 --> 00:08:57.399 finding a band aid or a hair in your coffee. 205 00:08:57.440 --> 00:08:59.759 I guess, more of the chance if I don't know 206 00:08:59.799 --> 00:09:02.159 the robot spilling a few megabytes into your drink, I 207 00:09:02.159 --> 00:09:04.039 don't know there's probably trade offs, but. 208 00:09:05.200 --> 00:09:06.799 I'm here for the robot. I'm sorry. 209 00:09:07.000 --> 00:09:11.080 It's cool, it's novel, Yeah, but do I want that 210 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:15.799 to become the norm and the answering. Yeah, that's what 211 00:09:15.840 --> 00:09:18.480 I'm saying. It's got like fourteen different eldas. 212 00:09:19.360 --> 00:09:20.039 What happens. 213 00:09:20.120 --> 00:09:22.000 It's got to be able to reach all the different stations. 214 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:24.399 It's only one person back there, and he's got to 215 00:09:24.399 --> 00:09:26.519 grab the milk and the ice and the cups and that. 216 00:09:26.919 --> 00:09:29.200 But why so many elbows, Like there's so many different 217 00:09:29.200 --> 00:09:31.080 points on those arms that can twist and turned. 218 00:09:31.360 --> 00:09:33.720 Yeah, but what happens when they get your order wrong 219 00:09:33.759 --> 00:09:34.639 and you want to complain? 220 00:09:34.799 --> 00:09:36.879 Like is he going to be open? He doesn't get 221 00:09:36.879 --> 00:09:37.440 your order wrong? 222 00:09:38.039 --> 00:09:42.679 AI, no bathroom breaks, no health insurance, no nothing, it's 223 00:09:42.720 --> 00:09:43.879 the model employee. 224 00:09:44.159 --> 00:09:46.440 No, I'm changing my answer. 225 00:09:46.519 --> 00:09:49.960 I want a person me too. It's just better because 226 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:51.960 then it is a story as well. If the person 227 00:09:52.080 --> 00:09:53.759 is moody and gives you attitude. 228 00:09:54.279 --> 00:09:55.679 I don't know, the robot's kind of cool. 229 00:09:55.679 --> 00:09:57.879 Maybe I've just been seeing too many videos a lot 230 00:09:57.960 --> 00:10:00.679 of people going to restaurants and are getting served by robots, 231 00:10:00.679 --> 00:10:03.120 and the robots bringing them sushi and stuff, I just 232 00:10:03.120 --> 00:10:04.919 want to experience that. That's so much to ask. 233 00:10:05.039 --> 00:10:07.159 It's like the future to feed me again. 234 00:10:07.240 --> 00:10:09.279 It's novel and it's cool, But do I want that 235 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:12.000 to be my normal day to day experience? Like I 236 00:10:12.039 --> 00:10:14.399 would love to go to try out Forever. I'd love 237 00:10:14.399 --> 00:10:18.000 to go tro out and order coffee at NCM Cafe 238 00:10:18.320 --> 00:10:20.919 in San Jose. It sounds awesome, But do I want 239 00:10:21.000 --> 00:10:22.480 that to be my normal experience? 240 00:10:22.759 --> 00:10:24.759 I don't think so. I'd like to I'd like to 241 00:10:24.759 --> 00:10:26.320 stick with me with Us Human. 242 00:10:26.279 --> 00:10:28.960 The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. 243 00:10:29.240 --> 00:10:34.639 Before we get to Fartgates, How Easter it was good? 244 00:10:34.759 --> 00:10:36.879 I mean it was suggest Why were you like, ooh, 245 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:39.480 did you like an awful Easter or something? 246 00:10:39.679 --> 00:10:41.840 It wasn't awful. But I did make it to church 247 00:10:42.519 --> 00:10:43.039 with my. 248 00:10:42.960 --> 00:10:45.159 Mom, so it was my parents, so that it wasn't 249 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:47.559 that it was It was rough that fun, it was rough. 250 00:10:47.600 --> 00:10:50.039 But can I can I just say that there was 251 00:10:50.080 --> 00:10:53.320 like maybe a little too much singing during mass. 252 00:10:53.399 --> 00:10:57.159 Wow, Pope Francis just dies and here's just Walter ripping 253 00:10:57.240 --> 00:10:58.120 on the Catholic church. 254 00:10:58.240 --> 00:10:58.960 Nice, thank you. 255 00:10:59.279 --> 00:11:02.279 Wow, take a back take that out of the podcast. 256 00:11:02.279 --> 00:11:04.440 No, no, it's there. Sorry, I already emailed it to 257 00:11:04.440 --> 00:11:04.960 the Vatican. 258 00:11:06.039 --> 00:11:07.039 Graham, you had a good Easter. 259 00:11:07.240 --> 00:11:07.919 Yeah, it was fun. 260 00:11:08.320 --> 00:11:08.519 You know. 261 00:11:08.879 --> 00:11:10.840 Easter Bundy left a scavenger hunt for the kids to 262 00:11:10.840 --> 00:11:12.600 find their baskets, and then we did a big Easter 263 00:11:12.639 --> 00:11:15.480 egg hunt at my in laws after that, and everything 264 00:11:15.639 --> 00:11:18.919 was like, you know, fun, kids were excited, they were happy, 265 00:11:19.480 --> 00:11:20.840 a lot of treats were eating. 266 00:11:21.039 --> 00:11:23.120 I had a lot of treats, so much extra candy 267 00:11:23.159 --> 00:11:23.440 that I. 268 00:11:23.399 --> 00:11:26.000 Meant to bring this morning for you, two deal holes, 269 00:11:26.000 --> 00:11:26.840 and I forgot it. 270 00:11:27.120 --> 00:11:28.799 No, I'm trying to get in shape, Selena. I can't 271 00:11:28.840 --> 00:11:30.039 have that anymore, you know, just in. 272 00:11:30.000 --> 00:11:32.639 Case it's emergency candy, just to keep around here, got it? 273 00:11:33.120 --> 00:11:35.840 Smart? That's smart? That now that is some good thinking. 274 00:11:36.000 --> 00:11:37.960 Anytime I have extra anything, I just bring it here 275 00:11:37.960 --> 00:11:39.240 and justin Graham, wat you at all? 276 00:11:39.440 --> 00:11:40.559 Yeah? That's fair? 277 00:11:40.600 --> 00:11:40.960 All right. 278 00:11:41.039 --> 00:11:43.679 Fartgate twenty twenty five, all right, you. 279 00:11:43.679 --> 00:11:48.120 Guys, fart Gate twenty twenty five San Francisco Giants edition 280 00:11:48.679 --> 00:11:51.639 is on our hands or in our noses, I should say, 281 00:11:51.799 --> 00:11:54.000 as it is up to us to try to crack 282 00:11:54.120 --> 00:11:58.080 the case of the post game flatulence Giants pitcher Logan 283 00:11:58.120 --> 00:12:00.799 Webb was being interviewed in the visitors locker room after 284 00:12:00.840 --> 00:12:04.240 a frustrating loss. He struck out twelve batters in the game, 285 00:12:04.279 --> 00:12:06.840 but he got no offensive support from the Giants. 286 00:12:06.879 --> 00:12:08.559 They lost two to nothing to the Angels. 287 00:12:08.759 --> 00:12:11.080 His teammates could not get their bats going in the 288 00:12:11.120 --> 00:12:13.279 stinker of a game. But during his Q and a 289 00:12:13.399 --> 00:12:17.759 with reporters afterwards, someone got their butt going. Corked a 290 00:12:17.919 --> 00:12:21.720 loud line drive fart. Let's give it a listen, a 291 00:12:21.799 --> 00:12:22.919 buon Gardner gum. 292 00:12:23.000 --> 00:12:31.679 And sorry, four ten shrakouts and watch what does it 293 00:12:32.000 --> 00:12:33.559 need to be in that list with those guys. 294 00:12:34.600 --> 00:12:37.080 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 295 00:12:37.320 --> 00:12:38.360 Farts are always. 296 00:12:38.039 --> 00:12:42.879 Funny, nothing lie slogan web admits. 297 00:12:42.960 --> 00:12:47.360 Now he admits that forts are always funny, which he 298 00:12:47.559 --> 00:12:49.360 is absolutely correct about that. 299 00:12:50.200 --> 00:12:51.360 Let's can we hear. 300 00:12:51.159 --> 00:12:54.039 The fart one more time, just because we do need 301 00:12:54.080 --> 00:13:00.159 to start to launch a full investigation. It's pretty loud. 302 00:13:00.320 --> 00:13:02.200 You can hear it reverberate through the locker room. 303 00:13:02.200 --> 00:13:02.360 Now. 304 00:13:02.360 --> 00:13:04.840 Look, I've scanned the roster up and down. It's up 305 00:13:04.840 --> 00:13:08.159 to us to determine who dealt it. Now, look the 306 00:13:08.240 --> 00:13:10.559 age ol that is just whoever smelt it dealt it, 307 00:13:10.639 --> 00:13:12.879 and at one point right here logan web covers his 308 00:13:13.000 --> 00:13:16.399 nose because he smelt it. But I let the record 309 00:13:16.440 --> 00:13:18.600 show I do not believe that he dealt it. It 310 00:13:18.639 --> 00:13:23.720 appears to have traveled from off camera to his left. 311 00:13:24.200 --> 00:13:28.320 That's where the fart the fart shot was fired. He does, 312 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:32.480 of course smell it, but he did not deal that 313 00:13:32.559 --> 00:13:35.840 one out. Now, look, could it be Here's us some 314 00:13:35.879 --> 00:13:39.440 suspects that I've at least scanned through and begun my 315 00:13:39.519 --> 00:13:43.720 investigation on. Could it be Matt Chapman chapping his cheeks 316 00:13:43.720 --> 00:13:45.519 with that ripper? Or do you guys think it was 317 00:13:45.559 --> 00:13:48.360 Wilmer Flores giving us a floral butt bouquet? 318 00:13:49.080 --> 00:13:49.639 Jung HULEI. 319 00:13:49.799 --> 00:13:52.159 He doesn't speak any English, but farts, we know, are 320 00:13:52.240 --> 00:13:54.240 the universal language, so it could have been him. It 321 00:13:54.320 --> 00:13:56.240 sounded like it had a bit of an accent. If 322 00:13:56.279 --> 00:14:00.679 I'm being honest, I'm pretty stumped though right now, I 323 00:14:00.720 --> 00:14:01.200 don't know. 324 00:14:01.279 --> 00:14:02.919 I need more video evidence. 325 00:14:03.279 --> 00:14:06.039 I'm thinking chatman, No, I'm thinking, but I'm going chatman. 326 00:14:06.360 --> 00:14:08.840 Yeah, if something tells me it's jung. 327 00:14:08.679 --> 00:14:13.240 Huley, just we're not making any forward movement in this case. 328 00:14:13.360 --> 00:14:16.000 No, right, no, right now, the case is out of standstill. 329 00:14:16.399 --> 00:14:19.639 I need to interview Logan web and get his account 330 00:14:19.720 --> 00:14:22.480 of it and know where the magic but bullet was 331 00:14:22.519 --> 00:14:23.159 fired from. 332 00:14:23.559 --> 00:14:25.039 I need to get more infant. 333 00:14:25.360 --> 00:14:27.440 Who was the one that laughed in the audio that we. 334 00:14:27.480 --> 00:14:30.080 Just that's him? Logan? Well, okay, and he starts cracking up. 335 00:14:30.240 --> 00:14:31.279 Can I think it was him? 336 00:14:31.360 --> 00:14:32.840 No, it wasn't him. 337 00:14:33.000 --> 00:14:34.240 Nothings laughing about it. 338 00:14:34.279 --> 00:14:36.360 And if he said farts are funny, like he's laughing 339 00:14:36.399 --> 00:14:37.840 at somebody else, it comes from. 340 00:14:37.639 --> 00:14:38.799 Off camera somewhere. 341 00:14:38.799 --> 00:14:42.080 It's fired right at him though it's clearly he's in 342 00:14:42.200 --> 00:14:43.720 the large line of far fire. 343 00:14:44.240 --> 00:14:47.000 Graham, Can I ask I know that you and your 344 00:14:47.039 --> 00:14:49.879 relationship like farts are not a thing that happens, But 345 00:14:49.960 --> 00:14:52.320 when you're with the boys and when something like that happens, 346 00:14:52.360 --> 00:14:52.879 do you guys just. 347 00:14:52.919 --> 00:14:54.480 Kind of laugh at it? And do they at? 348 00:14:54.519 --> 00:14:56.639 All they do is fart on each other, Right, there's 349 00:14:56.679 --> 00:14:58.080 a lot you guys in their friends. 350 00:14:58.120 --> 00:15:00.320 It's all they do and they just like admit that 351 00:15:00.399 --> 00:15:01.399 it was them and that's it. 352 00:15:01.559 --> 00:15:04.159 But look, I think you know you don't. It's not 353 00:15:04.200 --> 00:15:08.399 about admitting it. You're openly projecting it and people know 354 00:15:08.559 --> 00:15:11.519 that clearly know it's you because you're aiming at it 355 00:15:11.639 --> 00:15:14.840 right at them and somebody right here in the locker room, 356 00:15:15.120 --> 00:15:17.559 and somebody aimed at one right at him. I could 357 00:15:17.559 --> 00:15:20.960 tell this was intentional. It was meant to disrupt his interview. 358 00:15:21.159 --> 00:15:22.320 Yeah, and to ruin his day. 359 00:15:22.480 --> 00:15:25.039 It had purpose, and they knew it was going to 360 00:15:25.120 --> 00:15:27.919 hit him right in the nose, which it did. 361 00:15:27.840 --> 00:15:30.159 Sure, just because I mean, we on the JV Show, 362 00:15:30.200 --> 00:15:32.720 we're really immature and we're just weird and gross and sick, 363 00:15:32.759 --> 00:15:35.600 and we think this stuff is hilarious. Jess, you brought 364 00:15:35.639 --> 00:15:37.840 up Graham's wife. You guys don't fart on each other 365 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:39.600 at home, right? Does she find. 366 00:15:39.480 --> 00:15:40.559 Humor in this type of stuff? 367 00:15:40.600 --> 00:15:40.720 Though? 368 00:15:40.759 --> 00:15:42.480 Like if she were listening to this, would she just 369 00:15:42.519 --> 00:15:44.559 be like utterly disgusted or would be. 370 00:15:44.559 --> 00:15:47.519 Like, oh my god, that's kind of funny. Fargate giants. 371 00:15:47.720 --> 00:15:50.279 I think she would think it's funny, Okay. I mean 372 00:15:50.320 --> 00:15:52.360 she's a human being that has a sense of humor. 373 00:15:52.679 --> 00:15:55.200 You know, some people don't think parts are funny. 374 00:15:55.279 --> 00:15:57.320 They do deep down inside, they just don't want to 375 00:15:57.360 --> 00:16:00.240 show it. People don't parts of the universal languge. It's 376 00:16:00.240 --> 00:16:03.639 like I said earlier, you did say that that's a fact. 377 00:16:04.360 --> 00:16:06.960 Should we give it another just one last listen. 378 00:16:07.000 --> 00:16:08.879 Maybe just could we play the whole clip just so 379 00:16:08.919 --> 00:16:10.399 we can really get it in context. 380 00:16:10.600 --> 00:16:12.480 Uh, no, we can't because I just deleted it. 381 00:16:12.519 --> 00:16:15.240 Thanks, but you know I'm gonna get it back. 382 00:16:15.519 --> 00:16:15.960 It's bad. 383 00:16:16.399 --> 00:16:16.639 Thank you. 384 00:16:16.799 --> 00:16:21.519 We got the gardener and shoulder at these four outings 385 00:16:21.559 --> 00:16:26.360 with I'm sorry. He's four outings with hand shrack outs. 386 00:16:26.360 --> 00:16:27.000 I'm gonna watches. 387 00:16:27.159 --> 00:16:27.440 What is it? 388 00:16:27.519 --> 00:16:27.639 Moan? 389 00:16:27.679 --> 00:16:29.159 You need to be in that list with those guys. 390 00:16:30.320 --> 00:16:34.360 I'm sorry. I'm sorry because hearts are always funny. I'm 391 00:16:34.399 --> 00:16:34.960 not gonna lie. 392 00:16:35.039 --> 00:16:36.720 See I feel like aus of how quickly he said 393 00:16:36.759 --> 00:16:37.639 I'm sorry. 394 00:16:37.360 --> 00:16:40.279 Like everything else was still kind of like caught off guard. 395 00:16:40.320 --> 00:16:41.639 And he was like, I'm sorry because it was a 396 00:16:41.720 --> 00:16:42.840 very like serious interview. 397 00:16:42.840 --> 00:16:45.120 It's after a loss. Nobody's in a good mood. 398 00:16:45.519 --> 00:16:45.919 I don't know. 399 00:16:46.120 --> 00:16:48.919 He might be kind of guilty, he said, I'm sorry 400 00:16:48.960 --> 00:16:49.919 because he kind of chuckled. 401 00:16:49.919 --> 00:16:52.120