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Speaker 2: You and a guest woman in Pennsylvania seems to be
Speaker 2: uh on a bit of a hot streak. Here.
Speaker 1: She was at.
Speaker 2: A antiques store you know something, and I sell trade
Speaker 2: you know stuff.
Speaker 1: She's antique and as they say, she.
Speaker 2: Spotted a drawing that she liked. It was for twelve
Speaker 2: dollars and she decided to scoop it up.
Speaker 3: I didn't pick it up. I didn't turn it around,
Speaker 3: you know. I basically looked at it and I thought,
Speaker 3: I just want that piece, and he was looking at it.
Speaker 3: He looked it over and he said he agrees with me,
Speaker 3: so he said, congratulations. I think after the Willdernesstein Platinir
Speaker 3: Institute does its inspection, I think it'll just go back
Speaker 3: into a safe for a little while and then have
Speaker 3: a little bit of downtime to decide what we want
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 2: The twelve dollars drawing she bought at the antique store
Speaker 2: is believed to be a renoir.
Speaker 1: Wow, we're talking one point How much is it? What's
Speaker 1: the worst? It could be six to seven figures once
Speaker 1: it's validated. She didn't know it at the time, but
Speaker 1: then she noticed, as she said, their little signature. They're
Speaker 1: just trying to authenticate that it's an actual, you know,
Speaker 1: an original redaw. I like the dude to cut his
Speaker 1: ear off and mailed it somebody. That's that's true art.
Speaker 1: Did you have to take art appreciation?
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 1: They didn't call it art appreciation, but I took art.
Speaker 1: We yeah, that's a different art. We took pottery too,
Speaker 1: where everybody would make a flower pot. It was really
Speaker 1: just a bong. Did you guys do Ashtray made one
Speaker 1: of them for my pop. It's the funniest thing. My brother,
Speaker 1: you know, was an art teacher, a total artist, went
Speaker 1: out to San Francisco for the San Francisco Art Institute
Speaker 1: stud When it comes to art, my daughter is a
Speaker 1: whiz my other brother whiz me. I'm the kid, like
Speaker 1: like a breakfast club who couldn't make the lamp that
Speaker 1: went on and off. I'm like the freckle faced redhead kid,
Speaker 1: even I don't have red hair. That when it came
Speaker 1: to pottery, I had to cheat. I remember.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that used to advertise on the matchbook covers.
Speaker 1: If you could draw this and give you a little
Speaker 1: test of something to draw. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: They then all of a sudden you were qualified to
Speaker 2: go spend twelve thousand dollars a year at some you know.
Speaker 1: I never, I never. I just looked at it and
Speaker 1: lit up my sig. And when man, I think I'm
Speaker 1: too young to be smoking. See, I was making bongs
Speaker 1: and and stuff like that. Do you remember the story
Speaker 1: Speaking of art, I don't know if I've ever told
Speaker 1: you this one. We used to hang out at a
Speaker 1: bank down the street from us and it was Barnet Bank.
Speaker 1: They were the original one Barnet Bank. Time Yeah six
Speaker 1: four six three one one one or three one three
Speaker 1: one any one you want to do just anything? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So that Barnet Bank Alotland Lakemont was down the street
Speaker 1: from my house growing up, and you would hang out
Speaker 1: at the bank. It was like inside no like it
Speaker 1: had a big grass field and parking lot out front,
Speaker 1: and we would go back in this little parking lot
Speaker 1: area that I know. It didn't make sense my whole
Speaker 1: life is a youngster, didn't. But the one day that
Speaker 1: we kep the streets of the zone of operation that
Speaker 1: is Winter Park, uh huh. The one day that we
Speaker 1: saw one of my brother's friends put something in the
Speaker 1: hole of a tree, you know how a tree has
Speaker 1: like this big cutout. Watched our my brother's buddy put
Speaker 1: some in there. It was a ball made by my
Speaker 1: brother because it had the initials on the bottom. Not
Speaker 1: only was it that there was a bag of weed
Speaker 1: inside of it. Oh lucky day, ah huh. That one
Speaker 1: never was fest up. Uh huh. I thought I would
Speaker 1: do it down at the Barnet bank, and then then
Speaker 1: we just start calling the number Barnet Bank time eight
Speaker 1: forty eight. Can we call it real quick? I got there?
Speaker 1: More stress yet here, dude, I'll call it on my phone.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, I'm paying attention, tru.
Speaker 2: Everybody has their own take on brackets this time of year. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you missed the boat on this one, bud. Okay, you
Speaker 2: said i'd really relate to it. Is it a bathroom bracket?
Speaker 1: No? What march napness?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah?
Speaker 2: Brackets that track hibernation habits of sanctuary bears, you know,
Speaker 2: some time a year where bears that are in hibernation
Speaker 2: are coming out of hibernation. Okay, so they've ranked all
Speaker 2: these bears that are in these various bear sanctuaries as
Speaker 2: to who comes out when, and they've been moving them
Speaker 2: along the brackets as he start to wake up.
Speaker 1: Did they have them all named too? Yes, they're real names.
Speaker 1: You know. I was waiting for, Like, what's that one
Speaker 1: bear who stops forest fires?
Speaker 2: The bear is kicked out of the bracket after waking
Speaker 2: from hibernation. Smoky smoke. Yeah, only you could prevent forest fires. See,
Speaker 2: he was in the hollow of a tree.
Speaker 1: Smoky bear. The fair sleep in the hollow of tree
Speaker 1: when the hibernate. That's where I found the ball. All right, listen,
Speaker 1: they slept in a den. I don't know. Listen, God
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Speaker 1: twenty eight eight. The current time is eight forty nine.
Speaker 1: The current temperature sixty nine sixty nine today. Hi, I
Speaker 1: can't believe still calls that. I don't Besides, you old people,
Speaker 1: the same ones that are sitting on the toilet right
Speaker 1: now with the newspaper that might be aug he has
Speaker 1: a calling. Sorry, it's Friday people. Uh, this is interesting.
Speaker 2: The Walmart location in Anchorage, Alaska has you know, like
Speaker 2: a lot of Walmart's, Uh, some items that are prone
Speaker 2: to shoplifting locked up and you have to get a assistance.
Speaker 1: I gets spam is a hot commodity, which one what
Speaker 1: Walmart anchoragelize. I was reading text about cent Trust Bank
Speaker 1: represent Anchorage and why are they stealing spam a lot
Speaker 1: of most because Hawaiians like the spam. What if you're
Speaker 1: eating spam and you get a spam call, do you
Speaker 1: just go buy a lottery ticket?
Speaker 2: Speaking of lottery tickets, you've set me up. You don't
Speaker 2: even realize it. This guy in Michigan played six six
Speaker 2: six for the Daily three lottery drawing.
Speaker 1: Uh uh, whether he won or not, you don't do that.
Speaker 2: He played, he won five hundred bucks, it came in,
Speaker 2: and then he took one hundred of the five hundred
Speaker 2: payout and uh ended up buying more lottery tickets, including
Speaker 2: a two point three million dollar jackpot. Oh, my god,
Speaker 2: Satan is smiling on Michigan man.
Speaker 1: And then he walked out of the lottery establishment and
Speaker 1: got hit by a bus. All the lightnings sent my
Speaker 1: god exactly. Somebody said we all made our bongs in
Speaker 1: shop class. Yeah, those are those were bongs. It could
Speaker 1: be a little wooden pipe maybe, Bobby. I love the
Speaker 1: power flusher. Oh wow. They said it's getting overplayed.
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Speaker 1: That the exact words quote, it's getting overplayed, Bra. Give
Speaker 1: him a power flusher. I'm gonna show him blush. They're
Speaker 1: common las.
Speaker 2: Yeah, give me a second. There's no negativity going into
Speaker 2: the weekend here. Have to be such a such a
Speaker 2: killed joint.
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