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<v Speaker 1>Ever a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco

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<v Speaker 1>one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right? Hey, remember you get

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<v Speaker 2>about fifteen minutes left to vote for you say we

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<v Speaker 2>played If you haven't done so, good by the jr

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<v Speaker 2>R Facebook page. This morning's featured band rats, tell us

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<v Speaker 2>which one to play at nine dance back for more

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<v Speaker 2>or lack of communication. One with the most votes, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>rock it out for you, and then one of you

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<v Speaker 2>who votes.

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<v Speaker 1>Is gonna win. Welcome to Rockville tickets again. Get that

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<v Speaker 1>vote in now in the next fifteen minutes or so,

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<v Speaker 1>wj r R Facebook page. Those are forty four days. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not too chevy. Yeah, we're not just sending you

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<v Speaker 1>for one day. You know, all four days.

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<v Speaker 2>You and a guest woman in Pennsylvania seems to be

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<v Speaker 2>uh on a bit of a hot streak. Here.

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<v Speaker 1>She was at.

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<v Speaker 2>A antiques store you know something, and I sell trade

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<v Speaker 2>you know stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>She's antique and as they say, she.

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<v Speaker 2>Spotted a drawing that she liked. It was for twelve

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<v Speaker 2>dollars and she decided to scoop it up.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't pick it up. I didn't turn it around,

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<v Speaker 3>you know. I basically looked at it and I thought,

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<v Speaker 3>I just want that piece, and he was looking at it.

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<v Speaker 3>He looked it over and he said he agrees with me,

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<v Speaker 3>so he said, congratulations. I think after the Willdernesstein Platinir

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<v Speaker 3>Institute does its inspection, I think it'll just go back

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<v Speaker 3>into a safe for a little while and then have

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit of downtime to decide what we want

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<v Speaker 3>to do.

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<v Speaker 2>The twelve dollars drawing she bought at the antique store

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<v Speaker 2>is believed to be a renoir.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, we're talking one point How much is it? What's

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<v Speaker 1>the worst? It could be six to seven figures once

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<v Speaker 1>it's validated. She didn't know it at the time, but

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<v Speaker 1>then she noticed, as she said, their little signature. They're

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to authenticate that it's an actual, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>an original redaw. I like the dude to cut his

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<v Speaker 1>ear off and mailed it somebody. That's that's true art.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have to take art appreciation?

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<v Speaker 4>I did.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't call it art appreciation, but I took art.

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<v Speaker 1>We yeah, that's a different art. We took pottery too,

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<v Speaker 1>where everybody would make a flower pot. It was really

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<v Speaker 1>just a bong. Did you guys do Ashtray made one

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<v Speaker 1>of them for my pop. It's the funniest thing. My brother,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, was an art teacher, a total artist, went

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<v Speaker 1>out to San Francisco for the San Francisco Art Institute

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<v Speaker 1>stud When it comes to art, my daughter is a

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<v Speaker 1>whiz my other brother whiz me. I'm the kid, like

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<v Speaker 1>like a breakfast club who couldn't make the lamp that

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<v Speaker 1>went on and off. I'm like the freckle faced redhead kid,

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<v Speaker 1>even I don't have red hair. That when it came

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<v Speaker 1>to pottery, I had to cheat. I remember.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember that used to advertise on the matchbook covers.

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<v Speaker 1>If you could draw this and give you a little

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<v Speaker 1>test of something to draw. Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>They then all of a sudden you were qualified to

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<v Speaker 2>go spend twelve thousand dollars a year at some you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I never, I never. I just looked at it and

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<v Speaker 1>lit up my sig. And when man, I think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>too young to be smoking. See, I was making bongs

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<v Speaker 1>and and stuff like that. Do you remember the story

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of art, I don't know if I've ever told

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<v Speaker 1>you this one. We used to hang out at a

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<v Speaker 1>bank down the street from us and it was Barnet Bank.

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<v Speaker 1>They were the original one Barnet Bank. Time Yeah six

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<v Speaker 1>four six three one one one or three one three

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<v Speaker 1>one any one you want to do just anything? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So that Barnet Bank Alotland Lakemont was down the street

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<v Speaker 1>from my house growing up, and you would hang out

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<v Speaker 1>at the bank. It was like inside no like it

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<v Speaker 1>had a big grass field and parking lot out front,

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<v Speaker 1>and we would go back in this little parking lot

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<v Speaker 1>area that I know. It didn't make sense my whole

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<v Speaker 1>life is a youngster, didn't. But the one day that

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<v Speaker 1>we kep the streets of the zone of operation that

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<v Speaker 1>is Winter Park, uh huh. The one day that we

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<v Speaker 1>saw one of my brother's friends put something in the

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<v Speaker 1>hole of a tree, you know how a tree has

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<v Speaker 1>like this big cutout. Watched our my brother's buddy put

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<v Speaker 1>some in there. It was a ball made by my

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<v Speaker 1>brother because it had the initials on the bottom. Not

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<v Speaker 1>only was it that there was a bag of weed

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<v Speaker 1>inside of it. Oh lucky day, ah huh. That one

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<v Speaker 1>never was fest up. Uh huh. I thought I would

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<v Speaker 1>do it down at the Barnet bank, and then then

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<v Speaker 1>we just start calling the number Barnet Bank time eight

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<v Speaker 1>forty eight. Can we call it real quick? I got there?

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<v Speaker 1>More stress yet here, dude, I'll call it on my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, I'm paying attention, tru.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody has their own take on brackets this time of year. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you missed the boat on this one, bud. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 2>said i'd really relate to it. Is it a bathroom bracket?

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<v Speaker 1>No? What march napness?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Brackets that track hibernation habits of sanctuary bears, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>some time a year where bears that are in hibernation

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<v Speaker 2>are coming out of hibernation. Okay, so they've ranked all

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<v Speaker 2>these bears that are in these various bear sanctuaries as

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<v Speaker 2>to who comes out when, and they've been moving them

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<v Speaker 2>along the brackets as he start to wake up.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they have them all named too? Yes, they're real names.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I was waiting for, Like, what's that one

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<v Speaker 1>bear who stops forest fires?

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<v Speaker 2>The bear is kicked out of the bracket after waking

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<v Speaker 2>from hibernation. Smoky smoke. Yeah, only you could prevent forest fires. See,

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<v Speaker 2>he was in the hollow of a tree.

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<v Speaker 1>Smoky bear. The fair sleep in the hollow of tree

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<v Speaker 1>when the hibernate. That's where I found the ball. All right, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>they slept in a den. I don't know. Listen, God

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<v Speaker 1>it ho If it's not somebody's number, now if it is,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, is it truest now that you call us

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<v Speaker 1>investment Properties Winner Park the person's commercial real estate Call

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<v Speaker 1>one eight eight eight six four seven blah blah blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah blah blah. Today's date is Friday, March

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<v Speaker 1>twenty eight eight. The current time is eight forty nine.

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<v Speaker 1>The current temperature sixty nine sixty nine today. Hi, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe still calls that. I don't Besides, you old people,

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<v Speaker 1>the same ones that are sitting on the toilet right

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<v Speaker 1>now with the newspaper that might be aug he has

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<v Speaker 1>a calling. Sorry, it's Friday people. Uh, this is interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>The Walmart location in Anchorage, Alaska has you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of Walmart's, Uh, some items that are prone

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<v Speaker 2>to shoplifting locked up and you have to get a assistance.

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<v Speaker 1>I gets spam is a hot commodity, which one what

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<v Speaker 1>Walmart anchoragelize. I was reading text about cent Trust Bank

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<v Speaker 1>represent Anchorage and why are they stealing spam a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of most because Hawaiians like the spam. What if you're

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<v Speaker 1>eating spam and you get a spam call, do you

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<v Speaker 1>just go buy a lottery ticket?

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of lottery tickets, you've set me up. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>even realize it. This guy in Michigan played six six

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<v Speaker 2>six for the Daily three lottery drawing.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh uh, whether he won or not, you don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>He played, he won five hundred bucks, it came in,

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<v Speaker 2>and then he took one hundred of the five hundred

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<v Speaker 2>payout and uh ended up buying more lottery tickets, including

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<v Speaker 2>a two point three million dollar jackpot. Oh, my god,

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<v Speaker 2>Satan is smiling on Michigan man.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he walked out of the lottery establishment and

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<v Speaker 1>got hit by a bus. All the lightnings sent my

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<v Speaker 1>god exactly. Somebody said we all made our bongs in

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<v Speaker 1>shop class. Yeah, those are those were bongs. It could

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<v Speaker 1>be a little wooden pipe maybe, Bobby. I love the

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<v Speaker 1>power flusher. Oh wow. They said it's getting overplayed.

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<v Speaker 4>Bra.

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<v Speaker 1>That the exact words quote, it's getting overplayed, Bra. Give

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<v Speaker 1>him a power flusher. I'm gonna show him blush. They're

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<v Speaker 1>common las.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, give me a second. There's no negativity going into

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend here. Have to be such a such a

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<v Speaker 2>killed joint.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean, come on, man, man, Download the iHeartRadio

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<v Speaker 4>app and listen anytime anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>This is JR R