Speaker 1: Welcome back. This is episode sixty three of Everything Is
Speaker 1: a Bitch. I go here with aj and Kenny. The
Speaker 1: gang is all here getting excited for the two hundred
Speaker 1: and fiftieth birthday of the United States of America. Does
Speaker 1: it feel to you guys like it's I remember the
Speaker 1: bi centennial being such a big effing deal, and maybe
Speaker 1: it was just that patriotism was so much more prevalent
Speaker 1: in the country at that point in time that it
Speaker 1: was just I don't know, being a little kid, you were,
Speaker 1: you were more into it and the tall ships and everything.
Speaker 1: But it's just since the Dems are taking the holiday
Speaker 1: off and pretending, you know, this is just a horrible
Speaker 1: place and the United States of America sucks it. It
Speaker 1: takes away from it, and it feels like, anyway, there's
Speaker 1: not as much enthusiasm about this as there should be.
Speaker 1: It's two hundred and fifty years. This should be a
Speaker 1: big fucking deal.
Speaker 2: No, because we've led into too many people who don't
Speaker 2: give a shit about America, who want to kill us
Speaker 2: from the inside out, can't stand the ways of life.
Speaker 2: And the great contrast is what's happened with the World
Speaker 2: Cup and all these people from different countries can't talk
Speaker 2: enough about America. It's amazing, you know. I even start
Speaker 2: to get choked up, like yeah, wow, free refills that
Speaker 2: turns you guys on. Free refills for soda, you know,
Speaker 2: like air conditioning spand off for you guys.
Speaker 1: The Japanese people at the text Mechs place, who who
Speaker 1: keep getting their chips in dip refilled, and they're all
Speaker 1: dying they've eaten so much. But the custom is, you know,
Speaker 1: nothing's free in Japan, so you have to keep eating.
Speaker 1: You can't say no to food if it's put in
Speaker 1: front of you, so they just keep eating the chips.
Speaker 2: You know, We're just this is it's hard to be.
Speaker 2: I'm very patriotic, but it's definitely harder to feel happy
Speaker 2: with the way things are going with our country and
Speaker 2: the world. And I'm like, I'm like Kenny, I argue
Speaker 2: with people online who are anti American. I'd find him
Speaker 2: on x I find him on Instagram, and I go
Speaker 2: I had to I go ahead to tell with them,
Speaker 2: I destroy them. I can't take it. I don't know
Speaker 2: how this happened.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you guys find the find the
Speaker 1: patience for that.
Speaker 3: I was watching you know how, I know how it happened.
Speaker 3: Broc was saying, the fucking fraud Muslim Obama, he was
Speaker 3: the beginning.
Speaker 2: Of the end.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, You're right, no secret, and anybody who
Speaker 3: disagrees is just in denial.
Speaker 2: And you know what, all.
Speaker 3: These liberals they should leave the country, live elsewhere and
Speaker 3: then and then come back and you'll kiss the ground
Speaker 3: that you live on and you'll think what you have.
Speaker 1: Let's get to the signals. Like I was watching uh,
Speaker 1: what do you call it, Jesse whatever his name is,
Speaker 1: on Fox, and he has he has the kid that
Speaker 1: does all the you know Johnny that does all the
Speaker 1: on the spot interviews. So he's on some beach. I
Speaker 1: think he's at you know, Jones Beach or wherever, and
Speaker 1: he's just asking what looked like high school to maybe
Speaker 1: college age people, questions about I mean, like simple questions
Speaker 1: like what war did we fight to gain our independence
Speaker 1: as a country? And you see these airheads and bikinis
Speaker 1: going the Civil War Vietnam? Then asking what birthday is
Speaker 1: this of the United States?
Speaker 4: What numbers they asked fifty eight? They asked who was
Speaker 4: our first press? Who was our first president? They said,
Speaker 4: I saw this. There's three bimbos. I don't know what
Speaker 4: it was, but the one says.
Speaker 3: You know, the guy with the top hat, you know,
Speaker 3: with the beard, you know. Then he goes April Lincoln, laughing,
Speaker 3: we should be Crick looks at it and says, Abe Lincoln,
Speaker 3: and he turns to the other blondees.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was Abe Lincoln. I love when they say
Speaker 2: you're correct, you're correct. Every answer is wrong and they're like,
Speaker 2: you're correct. Just try and get guess. Guess the number
Speaker 2: how many states in America? Oh god, oh god, I
Speaker 2: think thirty five? Correct?
Speaker 3: He just let him die on the what language do
Speaker 3: they speak in Idaho?
Speaker 2: And they said Idaho? And it's a fucking potato.
Speaker 1: This is the this is the one. I couldn't fucking
Speaker 1: believe this was the answer. And some guy straight face
Speaker 1: gave this answer. They asked from which country did we
Speaker 1: gain our independence? Goes Mozambique.
Speaker 2: What Mozambique? What that was? Yeah, we kicked our ass.
Speaker 1: Kicked Mozambique's ask anyway. Because of that, because I know
Speaker 1: what great Americans you guys are, I came up with
Speaker 1: a little freedom two fifty American of quiz for you guys.
Speaker 1: Oh well, okay, so I.
Speaker 2: Used to cheat on the quizzes with you, Mike.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but these are five these you guys are going
Speaker 1: to five easy ones. Okay, Okay, Charlie or that's Charlie.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's yeah, trade Charlie.
Speaker 1: Okay. Which of these is the opening line to the
Speaker 1: declaration of independence?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: One? Whenever any form of government, that's how it starts.
Speaker 1: Two prudence indeed will dictate that. Wow, number three four
Speaker 1: score and seven years ago or number four, we hold
Speaker 1: these truths to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 1: We hold these truths to be self evident.
Speaker 2: That all.
Speaker 1: That's the one. That's that's it. Okay, good Kenny didn't
Speaker 1: chime in, Okay.
Speaker 2: It was an obvious one, wasn't it. Yeah? I think?
Speaker 1: So what speech is this line? From four score and
Speaker 1: seven years ago? Our fathers brought forth on this continent
Speaker 1: a new nation conceived in liberty and dedicated to the
Speaker 1: proposition that all men are created equal? Honest, I know
Speaker 1: that's who said it. But what speech was it?
Speaker 2: The imagination proclamation?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I don't what's speech? That's why don't I know this?
Speaker 2: That's that's it. I don't know what I don't know
Speaker 2: what the.
Speaker 1: Speech named for the town in Pennsylvania where it was delivered.
Speaker 2: Isn't this the Gettysburg Address? Isn't this? Multiple choice?
Speaker 1: That one, that's the only one that wasn't multiple choice? Okay?
Speaker 1: Whose signature does not appear on the Declaration of Independence?
Speaker 1: So one of the four I'm about to give you
Speaker 1: does not appear on the Declaration of Independence? One Benjamin
Speaker 1: Franklin two John Hancock three George Washington for Thomas Jefferson Washington.
Speaker 2: G W good? Right?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 2: Was it around? Right?
Speaker 1: He's a general? He wasn't He wasn't a han show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was getting ready to fight a word. That was good.
Speaker 1: You guys nailed that, okay. Next one, who was President
Speaker 1: of the United States on the bisentennial July fourth, nineteen
Speaker 1: seventy six? Was it number one? Richard Nixon? Number two?
Speaker 1: Jimmy Carter, number three, Gerald Ford, number four Ronald Raey
Speaker 1: for Ford? Good, all right, that's good, good get Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's never elected president.
Speaker 2: Great athlete?
Speaker 1: Number five? It was a center. You can't be a
Speaker 1: center and be a great athlete. Well, but he played,
Speaker 1: but he played, he started, he was starting center for
Speaker 1: University of Michigan. So I mean that's you know, you
Speaker 1: gotta be good at playing center. Who are going to
Speaker 1: give you four combinations of names? And only one of
Speaker 1: these is the actual combination that formed the four faces
Speaker 1: of Mount Rushmore?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, So say it again. You're gonna do what.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you four names. So there are four
Speaker 1: heads on Mount Rushmore. So I'm gonna give you four names,
Speaker 1: four combinations. I'm gonna give you choice one with four names,
Speaker 1: Choice two with four names, Choice three with four names.
Speaker 1: They'll tell me which one is the accurate the actual
Speaker 1: names for Mount Rushmore. Is it George Washington plus Abe
Speaker 1: Lincoln plus Thomas Jefferson plus Ronald Reagan?
Speaker 2: That's number one?
Speaker 1: Is it number two George Washington plus Abraham Linc Plus
Speaker 1: Teddy Roosevelt plus Fdr.
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Is it number three George Washington, Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson and
Speaker 1: Teddy Roosevelt? Is it number four? George Washington, Abe Lincoln,
Speaker 1: Thomas Jefferson and Donald Trump?
Speaker 2: It's number three. It'll be Trump will make it happen,
Speaker 2: but the warld will come to an end if he
Speaker 2: does it.
Speaker 1: But he's gonna have to find room for fifth head.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's room to chisel or not,
Speaker 1: because he can't have his head be smaller than the
Speaker 1: other guy's head. No, it's gonna take that.
Speaker 2: They gave me a small head.
Speaker 1: They have to fly like a huge rock in there
Speaker 1: to put over the other side. You guys are right,
Speaker 1: So that was a good one. You got that? Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: here's the bone was the bonus question? Final question? The
Speaker 1: Second Amendment of the Bill of Rights of the Constitution
Speaker 1: focuses on American citizens' rights number one of freedom of speech,
Speaker 1: number two to have biological men playing women's sports, number
Speaker 1: three to freely cross the US border and claim citizenship.
Speaker 2: Or four number four the right to bear arms.
Speaker 1: All right, so you guys are Johnny, Johnny on the
Speaker 1: beach with this would have been I mean, that would
Speaker 1: have been a shutout. It wouldn't have gotten a single The.
Speaker 2: Supreme Court is just fucking trump up. I can't believe.
Speaker 2: But they just did the other day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the birthrights was today, the birthright citizenship?
Speaker 2: Come on ship, How could you do this to us?
Speaker 1: Well, I forgot, I mean I didn't see the final
Speaker 1: I know it was five four, so I have to
Speaker 1: assume that both Roberts and what's her name, Amy, Amy
Speaker 1: County Barrett. I can't stand voted with the dams. You know,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna put if you have the if you
Speaker 1: have the unbelievable advantage of naming, of putting people up
Speaker 1: to the Supreme Court, you need to make sure they're
Speaker 1: going to vote the way you want to.
Speaker 2: I really don't. I had listen. I've been saying this
Speaker 2: on the show the last couple of weeks. Of course
Speaker 2: I love Trump blah blah, but there are a lot
Speaker 2: of shit's going on that I don't like. I'm very
Speaker 2: perplexed by things. You know, the Supreme Court. He chose
Speaker 2: most of it, and they're fucking them. And when he
Speaker 2: shows that, me thought it was the greatest thing we
Speaker 2: ever did. And now they've become assholes when it comes to,
Speaker 2: you know, judging.
Speaker 1: Well, it's the biggest weakness of the Republican Party is
Speaker 1: that is that people UH actually have integrity. They speak
Speaker 1: with what they truly believe, and there's a sense of
Speaker 1: my beliefs Trump the party. I don't just go along
Speaker 1: to get along where the Dems. You get all of
Speaker 1: these I mean, it's crazy, all these moderate Dems all
Speaker 1: across the country claiming, you know, just turning their head
Speaker 1: and like they're not noticing all these Democratic socialists that
Speaker 1: are getting elected in all these places. I got something
Speaker 1: I want to share with you guys on that later.
Speaker 1: I just you can't believe how many of these people
Speaker 1: are fucking winning races right now.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you right now them we have to
Speaker 2: I know the New York primaries were disgusting, but we
Speaker 2: have to stop saying democrats socialists. They like that term.
Speaker 2: They're fucking communists. Let's not. Let's not, you know, butt
Speaker 2: them up and be gentle with them. They're communists, these people,
Speaker 2: and they're obviously taken over. And if you go online
Speaker 2: and look at the people who live in countries that
Speaker 2: are populated mainly by Muslims, they're telling us directly what
Speaker 2: they're doing to us. It's so simple. They're beating us
Speaker 2: from the inside out. And and and our leaders just
Speaker 2: don't fucking get it. Well.
Speaker 1: And now we're, uh, you know, we're continuing to make
Speaker 1: it super easy to do that because now you know,
Speaker 1: if you if you want to just come on over
Speaker 1: and and pop out a kid right before you hop
Speaker 1: back on the plane and go back to China, go
Speaker 1: back to UH, North Koreas. You can't probably be here
Speaker 1: from a but wherever the hell you're here from, you've
Speaker 1: got an American citizen in your household growing up in China.
Speaker 2: It's fucking crazy, fucking bullshit. Well, they owned farm land.
Speaker 2: They own so much land next to a military basis
Speaker 2: across America. I don't know who the fuck started at.
Speaker 2: But how do you let the enemy in the front
Speaker 2: door like this and act like that's gonna be fine.
Speaker 2: Don't look, I don't want to get off the track,
Speaker 2: but you cannot negotiate with these people. They can't stand this.
Speaker 2: They don't like a way of life. They hate Jews, Christians, Christmas, dogs, women,
Speaker 2: They're the worst. I don't I said on the show
Speaker 2: last week. Yeah, I'm an islamaphobe and I'm racist. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I have to tell the truth. I've seen too much
Speaker 2: shit going on to just ignore the fact that I
Speaker 2: don't like what I'm seeing. If you want to call
Speaker 2: me a racist and islamophobe, I'm glad they accepted.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a real opportunity right now for UH, for
Speaker 1: the Republicans if they can properly articulate what the fuck
Speaker 1: is going on? Like I saw on the news last night,
Speaker 1: this guy Wiener in California. This guy Okay, okay, but
Speaker 1: think about everything that got mister trans and mister you know,
Speaker 1: uh letting them yeah, letting the uh uh the pedophiles off.
Speaker 1: I mean all of this ship he's marching in some
Speaker 1: and he gets attacked. I mean physically, he gets attacked
Speaker 1: verbally because of his stance on Gaza and Israel. So
Speaker 1: I mean, if they're coming after people like that on
Speaker 1: their side, I mean, they can't possibly keep that ship together.
Speaker 1: They can't. This is the corral all of these people.
Speaker 2: Together, pedophiles out of jail. And also the same guy
Speaker 2: says it shouldn't be a crime to give someone HIV knowingly. Yeah,
Speaker 2: shouldn't be a crime.
Speaker 1: Well, or it should be a misdemeanor, not a whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's not. He's absolutely freaking nuts. But he made
Speaker 1: the mistake of being nuts supporting all that shit, and
Speaker 1: then being Jewish on top of it, because now he's
Speaker 1: fucking dead crazy, right, absolutely, all right, this is my
Speaker 1: favorite thing that's going on. I'm getting so much enjoyment
Speaker 1: out of this. I don't know if you guys are
Speaker 1: paying as much attention to it too, But what's going
Speaker 1: on in the WNBA with Sophie Cunningham and Caitlin Clark, Kenny,
Speaker 1: you probably don't give a shit about any of this.
Speaker 1: Have you watched any of this? No, do you know
Speaker 1: anything about it?
Speaker 2: I know who Kitlin Clark is.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, there's a there's a major battle going on
Speaker 1: inside of the league and it's it's really intriguing to
Speaker 1: watch it because on one hand, it's turned in I
Speaker 1: think accidentally, so the most brilliant marketing move I've seen
Speaker 1: in a really long time. Because now the entire league
Speaker 1: and the entire intrigue of the game is it's basically
Speaker 1: lesbians against the straits, and it's black against white and
Speaker 1: lesbian against straight, but it's more lesbian against straight than
Speaker 1: it is black against white. And so, uh, teams have
Speaker 1: been beating the living ship out of Caitlyn Clark and
Speaker 1: getting away with it really just being really fucking rough
Speaker 1: on her. And uh, the the kind of hot I
Speaker 1: mean depends on your foot. But Sophie Cunneyham's built this
Speaker 1: huge social following over the last two years because first
Speaker 1: of all, she was on the team, and then they
Speaker 1: drafted Caitlyn Clark and then they saw her, this big,
Speaker 1: tall blonde. She's a black belt, she's she does she
Speaker 1: does lots of good social media and she is uh
Speaker 1: basically is is uh Caitlyn's guardian. So anybody who fucks
Speaker 1: with Caitlin is gonna have to fuck with her. I remember,
Speaker 1: she's a black belt. So Caitlyn gets in this thing
Speaker 1: with this Dewanna honor last week, I know, and at
Speaker 1: the like.
Speaker 2: Knock knock, who's there?
Speaker 1: But at the at the end of it, at the
Speaker 1: end of it, and this this means.
Speaker 2: You want to go to the gang bang? No, I
Speaker 2: forgot that there was.
Speaker 1: There was a movie called Juanna Man, which was about
Speaker 1: women's professional basketball, and it was about a guy. Anyway,
Speaker 1: the uh, Sophie started pointing like this at this do
Speaker 1: you want to bonner thing like like I want you
Speaker 1: like you and me we're yeah, but held it for
Speaker 1: twenty two seconds yeah uh, And and they covered it
Speaker 1: the whole you know, it was on screen the entire time,
Speaker 1: this pointing thing and the other you're separating are well
Speaker 1: that thing that meme went megaviral, I mean millions and
Speaker 1: millions and millions of views of of this thing with
Speaker 1: the with Sophie Cunningham, and now the games that that
Speaker 1: Indiana has played in since has happened have had even bigger.
Speaker 1: Sixty percent of the ratings in the league are to
Speaker 1: games that Caitlin Clark's team plays.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 1: Nobody watches anything else other than them, But now they've
Speaker 1: said it. That was like a WWE event where people
Speaker 1: are tuning in just to see is they're going to
Speaker 1: be a you know, lesbian on straight black on white
Speaker 1: fight in the in the w NBA, which is right
Speaker 1: up your alley. Ken, you should be watching.
Speaker 3: You know, you've always been very outspoken about this is
Speaker 3: Boomasias and I see him on either Instagram or ESPN,
Speaker 3: but they but they, yeah, he's saying, you know, it's
Speaker 3: black lesbian against a straight white and I'm glad he
Speaker 3: said it.
Speaker 2: I was. I was happy to hear it. Well, there's
Speaker 2: a lot of white lesbians in the league too, But
Speaker 2: the point is he's the bottomle. I hate to say this,
Speaker 2: but Caitlin is very She's fantastic. She's just not pretty
Speaker 2: at all. She's just I mean, this girl is homely.
Speaker 1: Dude, No, that's too strong.
Speaker 2: She's not homely, she's not ugly, but not that.
Speaker 1: No, she's she's not she's not kurvy. I mean, she's
Speaker 1: not sexy. She doesn't have any like feminine appeals. Okay,
Speaker 1: but but she's not she's not certainly not.
Speaker 2: I don't mean, I don't know, just unattractive to me.
Speaker 2: She's plain.
Speaker 1: She's kind of plain Jane, very girl next door ish.
Speaker 1: But she's tall.
Speaker 2: But Sophie has sexy energy. Yeah, Sophie is like a
Speaker 2: sexy little you know, she's a big, tall girl, but
Speaker 2: she's got a sex appeal. And she don't take ship
Speaker 2: and that you know what we make fun of w
Speaker 2: n B A and we've been bill doves are throwing
Speaker 2: the floor a few months ago. But like you know what,
Speaker 2: they're kind of turning a corner.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, the league is and what some of
Speaker 1: the players are. So Sophie gets paid seventy thousand dollars
Speaker 1: a year to play. She made five and a half
Speaker 1: million dollars off the court last year. Wow, between her
Speaker 1: social media and her endorsements.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: So she's fucking smart. She Yeah, she's got her looks.
Speaker 1: She's really grabbed onto this straits versus the Lesbo's thing
Speaker 1: and is playing it for all it's worth. She's a
Speaker 1: smart chap. I mean she's she's made it work for her.
Speaker 1: But I mean most of them are, you know, making
Speaker 1: that Yeah, that seventy eighty grand, whatever the heck it is.
Speaker 2: I don't watch the games, but I see highlights at times,
Speaker 2: and I like her style. I love Caitlin's ability to
Speaker 2: shoot the long bowl. And you know, I can't stand
Speaker 2: Angel Reese. I hate her, but I'll tell you what,
Speaker 2: Angel Reese, but she's off the court, gets dollied up.
Speaker 2: Not that not a bad looking chick.
Speaker 1: I saw some clip where she was talking about how
Speaker 1: many guys she banged at L.
Speaker 2: S U. She said that it was a huge number. Oh,
Speaker 2: it was a huge.
Speaker 1: Number, and she was, uh, she calling him kills the bodies, bodies.
Speaker 2: How bad gangster.
Speaker 1: I've never heard a woman talking about how many bodies
Speaker 1: they got. It was a big it was a big number.
Speaker 2: It was a fucking to me.
Speaker 3: She's a filthy looking skank and she looks like she
Speaker 3: looks like fucking black et. Okay, if they have another,
Speaker 3: if they have the fucking et too, she should be
Speaker 3: the star.
Speaker 1: Remember, you know, that's why you remember. That's what got
Speaker 1: I miss thrown off the air when he called he
Speaker 1: called the Rutgers girls basketball team a bunch of nappy
Speaker 1: headed hose.
Speaker 2: That was it. That was it.
Speaker 1: She looks like he was. That was pretty accurate statement.
Speaker 2: At she's made up and dress and not in the
Speaker 2: on the court. There's something she has. She was on
Speaker 2: the Victoria's secrets or she is.
Speaker 3: Ah, she's a fucking ghetto skank.
Speaker 2: Okay, I get.
Speaker 1: Okay, but I have to know this from agent. Okay,
Speaker 1: Angel Reese, caitlynk Sophie, Mary kill? Yeah you fuck Mary kill.
Speaker 2: There will kill kill Angel rees.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you don't want to fuck her that bad?
Speaker 2: No, I guess I gotta God, I guess I gotta
Speaker 2: fuck Caitlyn. But I want to marry Sophie. I can't.
Speaker 2: I couldn't married Caitlyn be awful. I would never be
Speaker 2: turned on the rest of my life. But Sophie is
Speaker 2: a turno. I gotta figure you could.
Speaker 1: Go that I would. I might go the marry Caitlyn
Speaker 1: really and then uh and just fool around with with Sophie.
Speaker 2: But I can't tell you. I can't have no chance,
Speaker 2: absolutely no tests none.
Speaker 1: Well, that we are those sports brash so you don't
Speaker 1: you don't know there's something under there.
Speaker 2: You gotta throw. Someone's gonna have a nice pair of
Speaker 2: tits on her. Should be should be look a lot different,
Speaker 2: you know, But she got she had a boyfriend. She's
Speaker 2: been a guy for a while, right.
Speaker 1: Put a little makeup on her. When she's dressed up
Speaker 1: for shiit, she doesn't.
Speaker 2: Look I'm talking about on the court.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying I would say she's a six yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, six and a half dressed up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But how many of us go out to six
Speaker 2: and a halfs depends on how late it is.
Speaker 1: That's like my old buddy Aurelius. I've told you that story.
Speaker 1: I used to blow the whistle in the bar at midnight,
Speaker 1: carry a whistle with him on a necklace. He'd blow
Speaker 1: it as loud as he could. Everybody would stop in
Speaker 1: the bar, and he'd make a formal announcement that he
Speaker 1: was waving one hundred and fifty pounds weight women on women.
Speaker 2: You know what, you know what I tell you? And Kenny,
Speaker 2: you told you told me this maybe a couple of
Speaker 2: years ago. I like, you know, thinner chicks and nice
Speaker 2: heavy tops and I like fetip and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: not into big answers. And lately I'm watching some porn.
Speaker 2: I'm like something attractive but a nice thick ass. I
Speaker 2: never helped to.
Speaker 3: Tell you, let me tell you. And it's so funny
Speaker 3: because you're where I was probably not sure.
Speaker 2: How many how many years ago?
Speaker 3: I used to like the skinny, little thin ones, you know,
Speaker 3: with the little bubble, you know. Yeah, and then my
Speaker 3: my son was was dating, uh, you know, this girl
Speaker 3: and she was a little thick and he says, Dad,
Speaker 3: you know, I like him thick, just like I thought.
Speaker 3: I thought it was fucked up. And then all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, I start going out and start, yeah, now
Speaker 3: I can't if you don't have an ass, I can't
Speaker 3: even look at you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's it grows on you.
Speaker 2: It did to me, It did to me. I'm watching
Speaker 2: you know, there's like a black girl porn right but
Speaker 2: not like not fat, but like, no, you don't want
Speaker 2: them to sell you big and fat. I'll sell you
Speaker 2: like just you know, when you're looking holy ship, they're
Speaker 2: working that part of the body, like the pitch of
Speaker 2: their mouth, like it's another thing.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, And I'll tell you, and
Speaker 3: I'll tell you the majority of men, nowaday, that's what
Speaker 3: they like them bigger. They don't like these growny looking broads.
Speaker 2: No, you're right, You're right, it lasts longer, don't make
Speaker 2: better children too. I think they're more better equipped if you.
Speaker 1: Want to kid, how does having a fat ass make
Speaker 1: you better equip to have?
Speaker 2: They just looks sturdier, you know, bigger, bigger hamps, biggers
Speaker 2: looks sturdier. But like my nephew, Jackie always went after
Speaker 2: bigger shicks, and I thought, well, I mean, they probably
Speaker 2: can't get after a nine or ten, so he's going
Speaker 2: after the sixers. But now I'm older, I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: maybe there's something to it, you know, I'm intrigued.
Speaker 1: Hi Areena Hope? Okay, IRENA's get first guest appearance on
Speaker 1: the show. That was brief. It's running out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so anyway, I know it exactly you feel like,
Speaker 3: and it's gonna get worse. Yeah, realize more and more
Speaker 3: that that's attractive.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: It's funny when I when you were on your ride,
Speaker 2: he would call me and go, you know, I would say,
Speaker 2: you like me? How you I used to be when
Speaker 2: I was single, and now you're telling me I'm like
Speaker 2: you now. It's funny how we we flip flopped. But uh,
Speaker 2: I'm not out there looking for dates and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, I can stop here and there
Speaker 2: if I want to. But I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think you guys, I think you guys should be
Speaker 1: advising Phil Michelson on all of this.
Speaker 2: Oh man, Phil jerdye bastard. Wow.
Speaker 1: Who knew that Phil and Tiger had so much in common?
Speaker 3: I did? I heard years and years ago. Really, Phil
Speaker 3: Micholson is as bad as Tiger woulds.
Speaker 2: I forget who.
Speaker 3: There was somebody in the know, and they said he
Speaker 3: is a horn dog.
Speaker 2: Yep, listen, you got money, you got talent, you're traveling
Speaker 2: the world. What else is there? Of course you're gonna
Speaker 2: go to flag chicks down, And I mean, that's just
Speaker 2: the way it is. What man's going to be worth
Speaker 2: millions and be so famous and be at a hotel
Speaker 2: in Spain or whatever, fuck and not grab a chick
Speaker 2: in the lobby or the bar. You can't. You have to, dude.
Speaker 1: This was at his home country club.
Speaker 2: Well, this wasn't him around.
Speaker 1: Okay, well him on another continent wait for weeks ideas
Speaker 1: the San Diego that was actually.
Speaker 2: Jerry.
Speaker 1: Ane's uncle was a member at the same club, so
Speaker 1: I have played there and I've been there called the Farms,
Speaker 1: and he This is the funniest part of this whole
Speaker 1: thing is that I guess his wife was using what
Speaker 1: do you call it? What's that tracking app that you
Speaker 1: use that you have Life three sixty that the parents
Speaker 1: we had our kids on in it when they were younger,
Speaker 1: and so it's a GPS tracker, uh, that you put
Speaker 1: on your kid's phones. You always know where they are.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Well, obviously his wife at some point must have caught
Speaker 1: him doing something and and he agreed to allow her
Speaker 1: to track him NonStop. So what he would do is
Speaker 1: he would go to the club and he would find
Speaker 1: somebody and he would ask them somebody that was playing around,
Speaker 1: and he would go to like your first tea and
Speaker 1: hands some guy's phone and say, yeah, just would you
Speaker 1: just take my phone with you while you play? So
Speaker 1: his wife would think he was playing at kind of
Speaker 1: brilliant his phones in some other guy's cart while he's
Speaker 1: out doing whatever.
Speaker 2: That's a real player. That's a real player. That's a
Speaker 2: real player. Man.
Speaker 1: Well it's a it's a wait for everyone in the
Speaker 1: club to know what you're doing, except for your wife.
Speaker 2: You know, I've gotten to be friends with Rachel. You
Speaker 2: could tell the last two years or so, who was
Speaker 2: having the manifa with Tiger And she's actually a pomp
Speaker 2: beach I always you know, she just got married. Just fun,
Speaker 2: a lot of fun and you know her Tiger stories
Speaker 2: are epic. But I'm telling you, as a guy that's
Speaker 2: been down that road with addictions and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: everything begins to spiral. If you're taking drugs or drinking,
Speaker 2: you've got money and sexist around you. Pretty girl, It's
Speaker 2: it's all related. It's just it's just all together. So
Speaker 2: next you're gonna hear Phil Mickelson likes a pain pill
Speaker 2: once in a while. Or I'm telling you it's there's
Speaker 2: a there's a there's a there's a connection to all
Speaker 2: of it. It's not just Eric like, oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: had an affair at my golf club. Now you're a
Speaker 2: fucking pig like most men are because you went down
Speaker 2: the rabbit hole to pourn and whatever the fuck else,
Speaker 2: And you know it's easy to get him. You're wealthy
Speaker 2: or famous, it's easy, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh and he's a huge excuse me, really got something
Speaker 1: in my throat. He's a huge gambler.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well fuck yeah something it too, Yeah gambling. Fuck.
Speaker 2: I mean well, now with this, uh Beasley in the NBA.
Speaker 2: You know, Kenny knows. We did the sports toun business
Speaker 2: back in the eighties. We would get games to give
Speaker 2: our customers, and it's basically a coin flip a guy
Speaker 2: in the back, fat Tony, fat Andy with flip a
Speaker 2: co hey, he put like eight games. Here's what we're
Speaker 2: giving out today, you know. And then we'd always if
Speaker 2: we lost, we'd say, uh, we have the ref was
Speaker 2: we had a guy. We have a guy in on
Speaker 2: the game. He knows what to do. The ref's on
Speaker 2: our side. If we lost, we'd say the ref had
Speaker 2: to hold back because he's being pressured. All that shit
Speaker 2: turns out to be true. It happens all the time.
Speaker 2: But back then we thought, who's going to buy this?
Speaker 2: We have a referee on the game. It's it's it's
Speaker 2: very prevalent and it's simple, and I don't mind when
Speaker 2: someone is trying to score more points or get more
Speaker 2: rebounds to get money. The shaving points is what is
Speaker 2: what's bad to me. But if you just want to
Speaker 2: beat the spread and win by eight instead of six
Speaker 2: and a half, and fucking what's the difference, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Is that a real big crime?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess, but it's like it's just a
Speaker 2: point a half who cares.
Speaker 1: Well because the people on the other side of that bet.
Speaker 1: So this guy's boxing his own teammates out so he
Speaker 1: can get a rebound, so he can get the over
Speaker 1: on his rebound number.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'd be susceptible to that. Down the
Speaker 2: road and your career is on the on the on
Speaker 2: the other side of the rainbow, and somebody's off for you,
Speaker 2: you know, hundreds of thousands of dollars to maybe see
Speaker 2: if you win the game by eight instead of six
Speaker 2: and a half. I can understand that Pete Rose was
Speaker 2: gigantically famous for. Yeah, he his own.
Speaker 1: Team, but betting on his team to win, well, that's
Speaker 1: what Easiley did mainly. No, no, no, There's a big
Speaker 1: difference between betting on your team to win a game
Speaker 1: as the coach of the team, manager of the team
Speaker 1: and knowing there's an over under on number of rebounds
Speaker 1: or some other prop bet and then manipulating things to
Speaker 1: see that prop bet win because there are there are
Speaker 1: people on the other side of that. Pete Rose, as
Speaker 1: the manager is already doing everything he can to win
Speaker 1: a game. That's his job. So him betting exclusively on
Speaker 1: his team to win is inherently not a conflict. I
Speaker 1: kept him out of the fucking Hall of Fame forever
Speaker 1: until he died. But what Beasy was just was in a.
Speaker 2: Different What's that He's not in Hall of Fame?
Speaker 1: No, yeah, but if they let him in after he died,
Speaker 1: didn't he Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so much. Google it.
Speaker 1: I thought they did.
Speaker 2: That's I don't the guy's dead.
Speaker 3: First of all, he's betting on his own team. That's
Speaker 3: that's That's what you want, a guy betting on your
Speaker 3: own team faith, And why would you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Uh, Look said Pete Rose. I mean, I think
Speaker 2: I've said this before, but but Pete Rose would I
Speaker 2: read that he was so smart about merchant like his
Speaker 2: merchandise that he would wear like four or five uniforms
Speaker 2: in one game he changed.
Speaker 1: Here's the correction on Pete Rose.
Speaker 2: Sorry, no inducted.
Speaker 1: He's not formally enshrined in the Hall of Fame yet,
Speaker 1: but his name had been banned from eligibility. But his
Speaker 1: name has now been unbanned and he ineligible. So he
Speaker 1: is going to get in at the next boat. So
Speaker 1: he's gonna be in the Hall of Fame. I knew,
Speaker 1: I'd heard that.
Speaker 2: You have to.
Speaker 1: There's all time hits leader's got to be with all
Speaker 1: this shit.
Speaker 2: Going on, Draft Kings and all the companies that we
Speaker 2: the odds we see on TV, and it's unbelievable, like
Speaker 2: just let to cut in. But he would wear different
Speaker 2: uniforms and then he knew enough to take them home
Speaker 2: and sell them as this is what I wore on
Speaker 2: you know whatever, July thirtieth, different cleats, different hats. So
Speaker 2: that sustained him with money for many years, had all
Speaker 2: these autograph conventions and ship just selling his jerseys and
Speaker 2: his cleats and his hats and his bats. But he
Speaker 2: did this all the time, pretty fucking smart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, he got hose though, I mean he got yeah,
Speaker 1: of course he should have been. He should have been
Speaker 1: allowed in from the get go.
Speaker 2: But I know, I know, so Clemens. No steroids, he cheated.
Speaker 2: It was the steroids, okay, But still was he always
Speaker 2: on steroids? I don't think always. Well, same as Bonds,
Speaker 2: same as same as a rod. They're too fucking great.
Speaker 2: They were great the rules.
Speaker 1: They would have made the Hall of Fame because they
Speaker 1: were great without the steroids, there are.
Speaker 2: There are no relievers on steroids who pitched two in
Speaker 2: ings and no one knows and cares because there are
Speaker 2: a hundred and sixty five pounds their wisps. Meanwhile, you
Speaker 2: got these giants out there making the game great. McGuire,
Speaker 2: Bonds so said it was phenomenal. How exciting was that?
Speaker 2: All for it? Okay, so you're gonna coke in the
Speaker 2: locker room in the clubhouse. Coke you can take speed,
Speaker 2: you can drink, you can have butter waters are like fucking.
Speaker 1: Coke in the clubhouse.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? The Mets were all on blow.
Speaker 2: They were doing blow, and they.
Speaker 1: Played okay, and and a team that should have won
Speaker 1: four world championship on all right, and they got lucky
Speaker 1: winning the one they won.
Speaker 2: I know it took a ground ball between the legs,
Speaker 2: but I mean everybody's everybody's looking at most guys in
Speaker 2: sports like that hat look for an edge. They all do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they but they all look for a an edge
Speaker 1: within the rules right and bending as far as you
Speaker 1: can bend them without without breaking them.
Speaker 2: Ricky Henderson took speed every fucking game. Doc Ellis pitched
Speaker 2: a no hit on LSD. It's it's such a long
Speaker 2: history of drug abuse in sports. Let's not like, let's
Speaker 2: not act like it's such a pure thing. They're all
Speaker 2: fucking looking for an edge. So if you they're shot
Speaker 2: in the ass for star.
Speaker 1: That's why Ricky was so fast. He was on speed.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought he was just speed.
Speaker 2: He liked speed. I mean I read that. I don't
Speaker 2: know the extent of how true, but how much he took.
Speaker 2: But that was one of the things you like to do.
Speaker 2: You know, Keith and Anders was doing blow. He was having
Speaker 2: a beer that game, Mike, he went down to.
Speaker 1: That was that was before there was any testing in
Speaker 1: the in the you.
Speaker 2: Know, it's just funny, like, you know, like this guy's
Speaker 2: were crazy. They're fucking animals.
Speaker 1: Ricky Ricky was Ricky was one of the worst interviews
Speaker 1: of all. It was always so funny because it was
Speaker 1: always third person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, well.
Speaker 1: Ricky, Ricky think.
Speaker 2: Ricky won field run one Ricky run a run.
Speaker 1: Of respect, Ricky. You know that, Ricky. You putting Ricky
Speaker 1: on first is like putting Ricky on third. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get there.
Speaker 2: Remember that ship he got a single steel second still third.
Speaker 1: Worst was Mickey Rivers when they would try to interview
Speaker 1: Vicky Rivers didn't understand the fucking word.
Speaker 2: He said, Ricky, there's a quote we had on the
Speaker 2: great player we had. We had a quote from Oscar
Speaker 2: Gamble in the garage, taking from the newspaper when they
Speaker 2: asked Oscar Gamble about is it really as crazy being
Speaker 2: in the Yankees. It was like called the Bronx Zoo
Speaker 2: back then, and he said to this reporter, people don't
Speaker 2: think it be black. It is ground here, but a do.
Speaker 2: That was his quote.
Speaker 1: They put that in the paper as the quote.
Speaker 2: They called him perfectly. Don't make a bit, but it do. Okay.
Speaker 1: No, far more literate than anything Mickey, Mickey ever said.
Speaker 2: Mickey was, but he was great, Mickey, you know Ray.
Speaker 2: He would get up Reggie Jackson's ass when Reggie got
Speaker 2: to you know, to fancy. Mickey would say, you got
Speaker 2: your first name's an Englishman, your second name is Spanish,
Speaker 2: your third is black. Who the fuck are you, Reginald
Speaker 2: Martinez Jackson, You're crazy. He got in People's fat Love Mickey.
Speaker 2: Mickey was great.
Speaker 1: Mickey walked like he had to take a ship. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean he always looked like he was on his
Speaker 1: way to the bathroom to take a ship, and then
Speaker 1: he would have to run. And the guy was a
Speaker 1: lightning bolt.
Speaker 2: He was a free point one down the first place line.
Speaker 2: But he has a think. You know the comedian Shane gillis, Yeah, sure, okay,
Speaker 2: so he does this bit. It's so great. He's like
Speaker 2: white people used to be so cool, you know, we
Speaker 2: all He's like, you know, you look at the baseball
Speaker 2: game and everybody talk like this, yeah, here comes uh
Speaker 2: so and so has come to the bat, and he
Speaker 2: does he's the fastest human being, gets a fortio dash
Speaker 2: in six seconds, and uh you know, the first day
Speaker 2: Jackie Robinson played baseball, he said, that's the day the
Speaker 2: cool guy out of we lost the accent. White people
Speaker 2: just stopped talking away because he's like, well, all Curly
Speaker 2: is on the mount. He's a forty seven year old
Speaker 2: alcoholic and no way, Jackie get at the fastball and
Speaker 2: I'm like, here comes a bitch, Oh shit, home Run. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know, like just we used to be dropped the
Speaker 2: whole accent thing because the black guys was superior.
Speaker 1: It is a funny. It is funny. He's got a lot.
Speaker 1: My favorite thing he does is the is the one
Speaker 1: where he talks about how happy down syndrome are and
Speaker 1: this whole thing with you know, you guys think it's
Speaker 1: so awful. It's fucking great. It's great. They love two things,
Speaker 1: Tits and John Cena.
Speaker 2: Johns and John Cena. It's perfect. He's great. He's such
Speaker 2: a funny, fucking guy man. Speaking of John Cena, really
Speaker 2: quick tangent. Stupid movie is on Netflix called Little Buddy
Speaker 2: or a Little Brother with Him and whatever the fuck
Speaker 2: Eric Andre. Every man in the movie, even the male
Speaker 2: dog is a fucking failure. Castrated shirt off. The male
Speaker 2: dog's legs don't work, he's got wheels. John Cena gets
Speaker 2: his ass seating out in the car on a highway.
Speaker 2: Every man.
Speaker 1: I thought they were done making those, so.
Speaker 2: Look at Little Buddy're gonna scream. I stopped watching it
Speaker 2: after like forty minutes. I'm go, fuck this, I can't
Speaker 2: watch this ship anymore. Every girl is brilliant and every
Speaker 2: man has no I did what they're doing. It's I
Speaker 2: just I can't take it.
Speaker 3: I don't like I don't like that guy. Something about
Speaker 3: him on the commercials. I agree, think a douch to me.
Speaker 2: And don't forget you apologize and mandarinto China. Yeah, several
Speaker 2: years ago. That was a bad fuck.
Speaker 1: That was That was a puss maneuver for sure. Okay,
Speaker 1: so uh, I guess these two are getting married in
Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 2: Looks to me, I think it's kind of why, why
Speaker 2: the fuck are they doing that? I think it's tacky.
Speaker 2: I don't like it. I mean, I don't carry the way,
Speaker 2: but you know, I'm.
Speaker 1: But I mean, somebody that famous, you usually it's you know,
Speaker 1: it's a discrete thing. It's a destination wedding, it's a
Speaker 1: you know, you're selling a small amount of photographs to
Speaker 1: one magazine. I mean, you're you're doing something like that.
Speaker 1: You're not closing down Seventh Avenue in Broadway, and and
Speaker 1: I think it's weird. It's the weirdest, especially because neither
Speaker 1: one of them has a real connection to New York City.
Speaker 1: That's the fucking connection. No, Well, like Ojianovi, she get
Speaker 1: married in the fucking garden. Oh yeah, and you know,
Speaker 1: eighteen thousand people will come to the fucking wedding.
Speaker 2: She's got a place in Tribeka. She lived in Tribeka
Speaker 2: for a while.
Speaker 1: She's from eerie, fucking Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: Big house on the water, rode on a big fucking mansion.
Speaker 2: I'm not you know, I don't carry the way, but
Speaker 2: I just I look at that, that those two together,
Speaker 2: and you know, you look at Travis Kelsey as a
Speaker 2: football player with you know, the Chiefs, and that's a
Speaker 2: real fucking dude. That's a man. You know, he's a
Speaker 2: tough fucking guy. And now it just looks like everything's
Speaker 2: gone from it. He's just like Taylor Swift's boy.
Speaker 1: He can't play football anymore.
Speaker 2: I called it all. I said, this is gonna this
Speaker 2: is gonna end the Chiefs dynasty. He's not gonna play
Speaker 2: well anymore. I was right about all of it, all
Speaker 2: of it. She took his manhood.
Speaker 3: He became a bitch yep, you know she I don't
Speaker 3: First of all, I don't see the attraction through.
Speaker 1: Clark or Taylor Swift. I'd take Kate and Clark over
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: No, I've got a bank, Taylor, but not for more
Speaker 2: than a day, Caitlyn. That's what I'm saying, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3: Maybe you know once or twice just because of who
Speaker 3: she is, but you want you want to hang out
Speaker 3: with that thing every fucking day.
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I don't. I mean seriously, no, No,
Speaker 2: I agret it. I get it.
Speaker 3: And and his I'd say his first girl was twice
Speaker 3: as hot as all.
Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna just say exactly.
Speaker 1: It annoyed me so much to see her and her
Speaker 1: little group of friends there for fucking Game four, come back,
Speaker 1: jumping around all get fuck you you were you were
Speaker 1: sitting in the front row in Cleveland with your fiance
Speaker 1: against the Knicks two weeks earlier.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And now you're getting married in the fucking the garden.
Speaker 2: Shit.
Speaker 1: I don't care how much money you're getting, dolen. I
Speaker 1: would just know you're not allowed to get married. I
Speaker 1: don't want you to get married. I I hate it.
Speaker 2: I hate it. I think it's tacky. I think all
Speaker 2: the venues in the world, the money they have, she's
Speaker 2: worth two billion dollars, you can pick any fucking place.
Speaker 2: Why they're doing it in Madison Square Guard. When you
Speaker 2: neither have a connection is very strange to me, very strange.
Speaker 2: So you know, either way, I think it's their marriage
Speaker 2: will last for a while. It's not going to be
Speaker 2: one of those Hollywood things. It will last a lot
Speaker 2: of show. Shout out a kid or two right away,
Speaker 2: and then get back to performing. And but he's done.
Speaker 2: He's coming back next year, right, He's coming and play
Speaker 2: football in a company. But the quarterbacks still hurt. Right,
Speaker 2: he's back. He's back, Okay, I think.
Speaker 1: He's He looks fat, he was recovering all frequently. He's
Speaker 1: got a tendency. Dude, Yeah, pack on a few lbs
Speaker 1: and he's got a bit of a uh. You guys
Speaker 1: would like his ass. It's a it's a larger it's
Speaker 1: a larger ass quarterback. You'd approve. He doesn't quite move
Speaker 1: like he like he used to.
Speaker 2: But no, no, no, you can't.
Speaker 1: Kenny's a little sick tod. He doesn't have his normal
Speaker 1: strong reactions to some of these topics. I thought this
Speaker 1: one would. I thought this one would would get him.
Speaker 3: Know. I'm just just so not into either Taylor Swift
Speaker 3: or Kelsey. I couldn't give a rats ass. But either
Speaker 3: of them, they had just nobody to me. I mean,
Speaker 3: she's a teeny papa you know singer and he's a
Speaker 3: fucking pussy. Uh gave into you know whatever.
Speaker 2: You never liked him. He's a he's a Kansas city
Speaker 2: chief who cares. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: He was he was a good football player, but once
Speaker 3: he ended up with her, not that he cares about
Speaker 3: my opinion.
Speaker 1: But but but they're taking over our house. This is
Speaker 1: this is the world's most famous arena. This is where
Speaker 1: where the mirror of fifty three, your miracle just occurred.
Speaker 1: And we and we've got these idiots and we're allowing
Speaker 1: that to happen. That shouldn't be fucking happening.
Speaker 2: And society, that's society.
Speaker 3: We put these people on pedestals like this something Who
Speaker 3: the fuck is about whatever?
Speaker 2: Her name is, Taylors Swift. Well, let me tell you
Speaker 2: what could happen if everybody happens to everybody. They this
Speaker 2: country builds you up. And she's got talent. You know,
Speaker 2: she's a good songwriter. Not my particular kind of music,
Speaker 2: but she's a good songwriter. They build you up to
Speaker 2: be this person that no one could even understand or explain.
Speaker 2: Everybody doors the shit out of you, and then they
Speaker 2: begin to tear you down. She hasn't been torn down yet,
Speaker 2: you know what.
Speaker 3: You know what I dislike about them the most. They're
Speaker 3: fucking bleeding hot liberals. They should shut the fuck up
Speaker 3: and sing and play football.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna you know.
Speaker 3: If she was a Republican, if she was as much
Speaker 3: of a Republicans she's a Democrat, I basically would be
Speaker 3: half as.
Speaker 2: Popular as she is. Oh of course not.
Speaker 3: Of course, if she was an outspoken Republican, no, you
Speaker 3: can't do it would already been.
Speaker 2: The media would already been crushing her. Yeah, yeah, the
Speaker 2: view would be talking shit about her.
Speaker 1: Well, she never would She never would have got out
Speaker 1: of home. She wouldn't have the hit records. She would
Speaker 1: be nobody. You wouldn't even know who she was. I
Speaker 1: can't just why they all do it, and if they don't,
Speaker 1: they fake it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because fame is that important to them, and the
Speaker 2: money is that important. But if you have any any
Speaker 2: soul to you, you've got to be yourself and let
Speaker 2: the chips fall where they may. Who cares what the
Speaker 2: fuck America thinks about me? I am who I am.
Speaker 1: Let's say you. Even the ones that are even the
Speaker 1: ones that are conservatives, unless they're country artists, they fake
Speaker 1: it until they get to a level of fame and
Speaker 1: then they might own it. But on their on their
Speaker 1: way up there, yeah, they're not. You know, they're not
Speaker 1: letting the world know because they're being told that by
Speaker 1: everybody around them. They're from agents and managers in the
Speaker 1: everybody else that you know.
Speaker 2: They don't even let people know if they gay or straight.
Speaker 2: A lot of actors and recording artists they want they
Speaker 2: don't want to turn off any part of the audience.
Speaker 2: They want to keep everybody up in the air, like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to go some famous actor singer said,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to go through life with one hand
Speaker 2: behind tied behind my back.
Speaker 1: Okay, folks, well we just lost Kenny. We didn't really
Speaker 1: have him for most of the show half of Kenny
Speaker 1: for him to come on feeling sick and he didn't
Speaker 1: bring his normal energy level to Uh.
Speaker 2: Let me let me tell you something. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you get as many emails or direct messages that
Speaker 2: I get when it comes to the show, you know this,
Speaker 2: this show has gotten very popular people love the three
Speaker 2: of us talking. Women will say, I just love the
Speaker 2: way you guys talk. It's so raw. Remind me and
Speaker 2: my brother is sitting around the living room or guys
Speaker 2: love it. But now girls are like, yeah, keep doing it.
Speaker 2: This is great, it's interesting. You know, it's I was
Speaker 2: going to suggest we should get Whitey on one week,
Speaker 2: Tony Bodshaw on another week, and it would just be like,
Speaker 2: it would be fun, it be really.
Speaker 1: Like no for Shore, we could do really interesting, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, it would be funny. On I'll actually reach
Speaker 1: out to him and see if no No is.
Speaker 2: Ziggy Zegi is a crazy fuck. That'd be fun if
Speaker 2: he even knows we're doing this, because I don't even
Speaker 2: know he knows.
Speaker 1: I saw him when was I last in New York
Speaker 1: time with your brother in law? Right, Yeah, him and
Speaker 1: Timmy and and Uh and his wife and Susan are
Speaker 1: super They're a couple of best friends. So yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I'll reach out to him. He'll do it.
Speaker 2: Remember we went to Long Island to do the show.
Speaker 2: Uh at the and Zigi's at the bar. But you know,
Speaker 2: he's like a childhood hero of mine. One of the
Speaker 2: best football players ever, A great athlete. And he sees
Speaker 2: me walking. This is why you can't escape your childhood.
Speaker 2: As soon as he sees me, blows his cheeks up
Speaker 2: to let me know I got fat. That's the first
Speaker 2: thing he did. He's like, but I.
Speaker 1: Think he's not. Last time I saw him, he wasn't
Speaker 1: exactly a plain weight, So I don't think he can.
Speaker 1: I don't think he can give you ship about that.
Speaker 1: And he's he's I mean, he's big strong.
Speaker 2: He's a big, big strong dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one more topic and we'll let we'll let everybody
Speaker 1: off the hook since we lost Kenny here, all right, Bosnia, Okay,
Speaker 1: we have to win this game, right.
Speaker 2: That's tough. Bosnia is not a push We should win,
Speaker 2: but they're not a pushover from what I've heard. Uh,
Speaker 2: we should win, but we got a good bunch of
Speaker 2: guys who we're not as young as they used to be.
Speaker 2: They've got more more experience behind them. We got a
Speaker 2: good shot this year. But don't look past Bosnia. They
Speaker 2: could be troubled.
Speaker 1: Okay, first test is could you find could you point
Speaker 1: to Bosnia on a man?
Speaker 2: Isn't it by Croatia? Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, so i'd close Croatia on the man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I had an ex girlfriend who was Italian
Speaker 2: in Croatian, so I could I know where it is?
Speaker 2: Beautiful country, beautiful.
Speaker 1: What were they both part of before? Aren't they both
Speaker 1: parts of Yugoslavia?
Speaker 2: Yugoslavia? Yeah, I'm pretty that sounds right. Yeah, yea, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's beautiful country. I mean it's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: It's just like Croatia's beautiful.
Speaker 2: No, I meant Katia. I meant that's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: But I know that.
Speaker 2: Have you been to No, I haven't been there, but
Speaker 2: I i, as I said, my ex god, she would
Speaker 2: travel there every couple of years.
Speaker 1: Incredible and water bluis blue and and uh it's a
Speaker 1: beautiful spot.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's your commentary. And no, no, no, no, I
Speaker 1: I just what.
Speaker 2: I don't like what the I've been watching some of
Speaker 2: the I've probably watched maybe maybe an hour of World
Speaker 2: Cup in the last week. I don't stay tuned.
Speaker 1: You don't want the US games.
Speaker 2: I came and went because even though I really do
Speaker 2: appreciate soccer, I really do, and I know people hate it.
Speaker 2: I like the game. I know it's played, it's a
Speaker 2: it's a tough game. It's a superior athletes. And you know,
Speaker 2: I just from what I saw, what I gathered is
Speaker 2: that this team now that we have is back and
Speaker 2: they're they're better, They're they're they're more experienced now and
Speaker 2: I think we got a good shot. But I don't
Speaker 2: What I don't like seeing is well, I mean this
Speaker 2: happens everywhere. There's so many people from different countries on
Speaker 2: these teams. It's like, well, wait a minute, did we
Speaker 2: talk about this last week? There was like it was
Speaker 2: like all different nationalities on.
Speaker 1: Because it's the birthright citizenship thing is how we got
Speaker 1: I think two players on our freaking team.
Speaker 2: Have you seen as a high school girl? It was
Speaker 2: on Instagram they're introducing these Asian high school female basketball
Speaker 2: team or semipro whatever it was maybe college, and uh, well,
Speaker 2: Asian girls are coming out. Then they introduced you know, uh,
Speaker 2: you know, Dowana Juana and it's like, wait a minute,
Speaker 2: she's fu O g On Andobi's brother. This is not
Speaker 2: a woman, and what is she doing in the fucking
Speaker 2: Chinese school. She's a beast. He it's got to be
Speaker 2: a man. Look it up. I'll try to find a few.
Speaker 2: It's it's alarming. They're all like five for five and
Speaker 2: she comes out six to two with lats and shoulders.
Speaker 2: Get the fuck out.
Speaker 1: Of here of laughing, because this is this, this is
Speaker 1: it's so sad you shouldn't laugh at it. But the
Speaker 1: guy who was the famous arms dealer that got traded
Speaker 1: for Brittany Grinder, Angel of Death, Angel of Death, he's
Speaker 1: the one that we traded for Brittney Grinder. He came
Speaker 1: out this week and said, I'm like, I can't believe
Speaker 1: you freaking traded me.
Speaker 2: He did.
Speaker 1: Fun of the United States for trading it, for trading
Speaker 1: him for it, or whatever. He something. Is it possible
Speaker 1: that that's a woman.
Speaker 2: I don't believe she's a woman at all. I mean,
Speaker 2: Ryan can't convince me. I know the internet plays jokes
Speaker 2: and puts pictures of her at a pool with no
Speaker 2: tits and a male body and tattoos. You can't always
Speaker 2: judge or I think the internet's right.
Speaker 1: The voice, how could the voice be the voice?
Speaker 2: No, No, it's it's a man's voice, a man's attitude. Now, look,
Speaker 2: there are some women who've got more male testosterone in them.
Speaker 2: If they just have more male attributes and a lot
Speaker 2: of guys have female attributes, the guys who were gay,
Speaker 2: so it could be a mixture of that, but something
Speaker 2: it's just she looks just too manly for me. I
Speaker 2: don't believe she's a woman.
Speaker 1: I don't that voice should be impossible for a woman
Speaker 1: to I don't understand how a woman can have that voice.
Speaker 2: Can matine that being sex with you? With that voice?
Speaker 2: Could you imagine it telling you to take you? You know?
Speaker 1: Rather, I'd rather not contemplate that that scenario. Thank you,
Speaker 1: all right, Well go us a happy Fourth of July,
Speaker 1: all of that kind of stuff. Be careful out there
Speaker 1: with all of that of have fun. Do When are
Speaker 1: you leaving for the twelfth?
Speaker 2: The twelfth, I gotta get a ticket, but that's the
Speaker 2: day I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe we get I'll try for next week
Speaker 1: to see we can get ziggy on all we all
Speaker 1: get a normal folks, Thanks for hanging with us. We'll
Speaker 1: talk at you next time. A je dude
Speaker 2: Thanks pal, We're good.