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Speaker 1: Du Boys.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number three sixteen,

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and today we're talking about WWF ROS War March twenty second,

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nineteen ninety.

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Speaker 3: Nine and what happens on that episode Billy Gun versus

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Road Dog. No no, hell no.

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Speaker 1: Before we get into uh an Al Snow Valvenus and

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gold Dust running No no, I guess Stone Cold also

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does the beer bash on this episode. Before we get

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into that, we have the Deadlock.

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Who knows what warf how we're feeling. But that's in

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The winner, of course gets a beautiful trophy as well

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the fuck you want to call it, fantastic stuff as

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Speaker 1: Get in or get the.

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Speaker 1: All right now, it's time for the Patreon shoutout segment.

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Speaker 3: You know what, James, I got this one. I'll take

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it this week. I'm on a roll right now.

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Speaker 1: I got this.

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Speaker 3: Five dollars tier. We have Chris Brown twenty two, Tyler Coleman, Wintersoft,

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go birds to pounding, always pounding over here. Angel, Please

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stop praying for my grandma. She is too powerful now.

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She kicked the s of eighty seven officers in his

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heading West Blue Tetra Raser, Ricky Hartzel, Captain pooh Al Dongo,

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eighty six, Eternian overkill, Clint hous whack Jacket. My goth

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girlfriend loves making chocolate chip cookies. I call her my

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chip witch spelled like.

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Speaker 4: Dude.

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Speaker 3: They're so fucking good. El gringo valador real fake. What

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is Snitsky's favorite lunchtime snack? Free toes stone cold, Steve Austin,

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I hated that Ricky Steambro, tom otoa the Leviathan James Edwards,

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only around on weekday's family account. Hey fuck, that's a

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family affair here. Maybe he's like the Cleavage family p

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s K. Yeah, Wegis Rennie Matthew, Giovanni Gippolino, Martin Taylor.

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Fucking love those heart brothers. Is Brett Owen, Stewie, Bruce,

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Jimmy Jimmy knight Break Kid and Kevin, Jeffrey Hamilton, Snacks demand,

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seven O seven Dude, Lee Mcbrodia, Patrick Olsen. If Deadlock

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were dogs, then James would be a Sheba, Tony would

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be a Borzoi, and Johnny would be a Pomeranian and

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they'd all be going well, they all be going good, yeah,

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at the same time for us Will Seph, she SAgs

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family account. I could stop, or Kane McMahon, Timmy Daily.

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It's like my uncle Jim used to say, start dugging

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in your butt, twin ho you, I say, man Ow,

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Hardy yelling like, oh I don't know that, right, I

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mean sure, shout out legend, Marcus Barrel, Crimpto and still

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Patreon champion at four twenty sixty nine. Sorry Joe Budden

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and Brian Zane for my asylum related deadlock Patreon names.

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It's all Tony Pizza Guy's fault. He is a sick man,

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crazy deadline.

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Speaker 1: Brian zan and Joe Budder, Sorry.

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Speaker 3: Guys, a picture of those three things, and this is deadlock.

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She chased on my richards. I'll give her a son.

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Earn it Selts with a steel chair. Alexander Missourian, Hello

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virginity so I can say Kentu Kobashi versus Simo Joe

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is better than sex. Manuel Sorensen vk Hawk tw A.

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Hitting the rug pole and pinning Hogan for the belt

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is one of my biggest wrestling mind you and they

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all be going Jerry Lyles, Danny Wizbang, Tristan Herrig, Steve Genlem,

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UFC three champion. Why do wrestlers only ton with hands?

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I want to see sixteen thousand people doing the Matt

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Hardy v one with their toes sent from Toby's iPhones like, Okay,

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getting pump handle slammed dogies. That sucks. Sorry about you

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and your grams or not sorry for her, whichever. Daniel Ball,

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Roger Walker me versus Manny in a fuck you and

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Die match with DPW FuG Dipper v one an actual wombat,

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the Sigma that gave you Ligma, toilet brush, Kimono, Wana

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Sour Smarty's been substance kne sit chair on fire. Thank

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you all for the years of contagious laughter.

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Speaker 3: Thank you all for signing up Patreon dot com show.

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I said, lockpw sign up now or else. Tony gets up.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into WWFYS war for.

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Speaker 3: March twenty second, three sixteen gentlemen, three hundred and sixteen episodes?

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What has three hundred sixteen episodes?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 3: No, you fucking hear what I'm saying? I can't hear you?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Sorry, it's three hundred sixteen episodes of Tony. That's

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all here, And of course, to celebrate, we're going to

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talk about an infamous stone cold moment where he he

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had a lot of beer, which I guess could be

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any episode, but specifically this one he had a truck

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full of it. Before we get into that, let's see

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what was going on in the World wrestling at the

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time with the Wrestling Observer news letter from The Observer

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March twenty second, nineteen ninety nine, and ECW news. The

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financial situation still remains the biggest topic of news. I'm sure, yeah,

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it's great. Paul Hayman has described the situation as basically

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attempting to survive until the Take two Interactive Games two

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km's licensing money comes in. Both Vince McMahon and Jim

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Ross left for that. WF was willing to offer help

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when it came to promotional, financial or talent, some feeling

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the key was to get Haymen clearly in their camp

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in case something goes wrong to keep him from going WW,

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although it is obviously in the wf's best interest to

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keep e c W alive. There was a ton of

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rumors over the past week regarding Just Incredible's future with

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the company. There was definitely talks between Just Incredible and

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World Championship Wrestling. This is ninety ninety nine for what

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to do? What they called him to do a beer

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bash h He's under a five year contract with ECW,

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according to Paul Hayman, but him and Hayman spoke by

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the situation, and Hayman said that on Friday he offered

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Just Incredible his release if he wanted to go, but

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Credible decided to stay. Just Incredible in w CW sounds uh,

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just fucking horrible. Would he be with the Natural Woman thrillers?

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You think.

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Speaker 1: In the MIA he'd be Captain bald Cooter?

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Speaker 3: Uh. Valvenus will be on off the record on March

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twenty six arguing against unions with a union leader.

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Speaker 1: He's a worker.

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Speaker 3: Right, never too bright, he argued against unions. Oh so

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it was Sean Morley that did it? Wasn't the Big

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bellbos Bischof had a discussion with Chris Jericho about his

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future and made it clear that WW wanted to keep

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them and their way of trying to give him some

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ideas of how things would go is they were going

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to give him a weekly show on Nitro, which was

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a piper Spit type segment from The Observer March twenty ninth,

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nineteen ninety nine, and news aside from the pay per view.

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Not a lot to mention, Despite all the rumors to

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the contrary, there is not, nor has there ever been

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any consideration given to doing a Taz versus Sid title match.

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For all the reasons any logical person could come up with,

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There's no world where I don't think that I would

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be super intrigued by that match, Like either Taz figures

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out how to get this motherfucker in the Cattajaja may

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or Sid power bombs and beat him a ten. Yes,

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where's your scissors? Fuck you fucking scissors. Here's some more

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SID news for you. By the way, Sid Vicious debuted

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for kick Ass Wrestling on March. Sid powerbomb four job

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guys and sprayed pob on their backs. What does that mean,

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pob haa Sid?

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Speaker 1: Fuck you you want to wrestle, sit, how about you

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fight a fighter?

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Speaker 3: Fuck you? Sid is standing at the top of the

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repstas continue to do this for an entire episode of

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Hardcore TV. Last thing here the c for w F news.

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The Cleavage mailbox is apparently going to lead to one

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of the had bangers. I think Thrasher, he says, being

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given a new gimmick as beaver Cleavage with a sexy

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mom named June, and Meltzer says, I just hope they

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don't try an inbren angle out of that one.

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Speaker 1: Beaver Cleavage almost ruined my career.

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Speaker 3: I like that. It was almost Thrasher here.

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Speaker 1: What was the what was the promo where that was?

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It was seven week after he debuted. No, it was

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like the week after he debuted, Cleavage came on a

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free take this gimmick.

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Speaker 3: They did like a few weeks of it, and then

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he came out and said, like he did the backstage

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thing where he's supposed to have a match, and then

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he was like, my mom, gimmick sucks.

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Speaker 1: That's my purse. Clavid, you're supposed to say you like

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your mom.

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Speaker 3: Well that is it for the observer. Now let's talk

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about WF Monday Night, Row March twenty second one.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's start with the Cold open. Here Stone

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Cold is walking and he's talking. He's here this week.

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Speaker 3: Stone Cold showing up at the beginning of the show

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is like, way better than I mean, his track record

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is horrible. This guy sometimes shows up before right before

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his match. That's fucking crazy.

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Speaker 1: Well, he sees a corps light silver bullet truck and

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the driver recognized the Stone Cold and asked for a

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little autograph.

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Speaker 3: The guy asked for an autograph in Austin says, well,

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I'm kind of busy right now. How about I do

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you want better? How abould I get you a seat?

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And the guy's party He's like, oh fuck, thanks, appreciate it,

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And then Austin walks into the building. I will say

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before we get into all this, by the way, the

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order of events here, I did not. I didn't know

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that this is how they went down. No, me neither. Yeah,

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and definitely did not.

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Speaker 1: I thought this was the end of the show.

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Speaker 3: I well, for reasons that feel like very apparent when

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dealing with soaking the ring, I definitely thought this was

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the last thing on the show. Yeah, me too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler welcome us into

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the Pepsi Arena in Albany, New York.

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Speaker 3: Pepsi. I love pepsi ol North Carolina special at Pepsi. Right,

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you take claim for that.

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Speaker 1: That's right. There's a whole factory right down the road

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from me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we steal from it often.

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Speaker 1: No, we do not.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, we do not, right, no, And why the

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fuck would you?

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Speaker 1: Right, there is a four piece d X sign where

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they all do the Sucket taunt and they can control

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how fast they're doing the sucket and xbox sign is

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going nuts.

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Speaker 3: What a fantastic sign, super creative. Like the boys are

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going out and that's a great time with the boys.

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It's a little unfortunate that, like I mean, obviously it's

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meant to be crotch Chops. Definitely just looks like it's

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four dudes jerking off on time.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of what they were doing anyway.

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Speaker 3: Yess, that's fucking true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, Triple H did it when he wasn't even

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Triple H later.

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Speaker 3: Tonight, which was fucking great. By the way, I didn't

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know what it was this episode either. This is I

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believe the go Home to Wrestlemingy fifteen.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's right, big pay per view for them. Well,

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Stone Cold takes on the Big Show Paul White Tonight Live.

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Speaker 3: They're still playing with his name. Sometimes he's just Paul White,

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sometimes he's Big Show. Sometimes he's the Big Show Paul White.

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Speaker 1: We start off the evening, we have the Corporation town hall. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean, like, I guess I should have known some

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promo was going to start the show, but even as

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it was going on, I figured that just they come

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out again later.

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Speaker 1: Hmm yep. I absolutely expected.

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Speaker 3: That, but that is not what's going on. The first

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thing I wrote down here is camera shot felt super

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weird because WWF usually shoots entrances from the bottom of

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the ramp. This one was like a closer shot of

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Vince Rock and Shane coming out, and I was like, Oh,

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that's weird. Why are they so close? And then I

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realized there's no ramps ramp yeah, on the floor. Yeah, interesting,

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I wonder why that is so the corporations here and

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Vince says, uh, you see, it's a privilege of stand

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in this ring between two great WWF champions, and champions

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will walk to the ring as title holders and likewise

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out of the ring at RUSTLEMANI as champions as well,

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and I would like to give the floor to the

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European champion Jane MacMahon. Shane says that everyone knows that

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he can take x POC because X POC I got

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your number and it's gonna be his honor and embarrass

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them in this very ring. However, I can't wait that

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long because tonight, XPAC, I'm challenging you a Greenwich street

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fight outside in Albany, New York. They're even confused that

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comedy like Greenwich and not. Vin says, another reason why

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we are confident is because our family is very secure

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an undertaker. When you arrive here tonight, you're gonna be

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very busy with the Big boss Man and others. The

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and other's part is the part that I didn't catch here,

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because what happens later happens. I'm very confused. Anyway, Here

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is the most electrified champion. The Rock the Rocks blue

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Brahma bullshirt, by the way, is hard as fuck. I

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love that logo.

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Speaker 1: Rock also great look here in general. He has the

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gold bracelet, the gold watch, the gold trim glasses, the

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sharp side burns.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So Rock says, Stone Cold Steve Austin, we are

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six days away way both of the Rock goes into Philadelphia,

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the Rocks home away from home. I didn't know that.

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Maybe he was just hanging out there. He liked the

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ECW a lot at shutow of a Doubt and the

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career of the biggest piece of Texas trailer park trash walking.

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Then they show Stone Cold he's backstage watching on the monitor.

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They show this on the tron. Rock says, that doesn't

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surprise the Rock that you're watching back there, because there's

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something about the Rock that draws you to the Rock.

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There's an aura about the great One. I said, oh shit,

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Aura Farmer. The fact of the matter is this, when

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it's all said and done, all the Rocks smoke is cleared,

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there is no way Stone Cold Steve Austin will beat

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the Rock to become the WBAF champion. Austin's walking away

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from the monitor here, and Rock, for some reason, thinks

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that means that Austin arrived to the building, washed his promo,

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and then left the building. He just showed up for this.

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He has a scheduled match with Paul White and he's

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just leaving.

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Speaker 1: I love that Rock used without a shadow of a doubt,

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all said and done, and when the smoke clears, he

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used all the wrestling from stuff. Yeah, yeah, that's weird

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because it's like.

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Speaker 3: In my head the Rock stuff. But it's definitely not

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like he just says it often.

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Speaker 1: I also love that Stone Cold is so over that

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they're just playing him drinking coffee on the tron and

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the crowd is losing their minds.

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Speaker 3: They just want to know he's there.

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Speaker 1: They should try this with someone else. A shame, McMahon.

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Have Xbox drinking a coffee back there. We could test

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the reactions, see who gets a bigger ones.

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Speaker 3: So Austin walks away from the monitoring, Rock says, you

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damn right, he left the building. You go out there

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and get yourself a breath of fresh air, and you

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make no mistake about it. The Rock lives for two things,

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and the first thing is entertained the millions, and the

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second thing the Rocks live for is to kick your

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monkey ass s Green Earth. Yes what the Rock is

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good kid, so Vince says, anyways, uh, you know you're

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so everyone's saying stone Cold. It's it's not fair that

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Stone Cold has to take on the big show, and

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Vince says, you're right, it's not fair. So therefore, to

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make sure that Austin is six feet under and that

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makes sure things are fair. A night special referee, Hey,

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shut the fuck up. The referee will be the Rock

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and Mankind's music it's ah my and Mankind comes out

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and he's in his, of course very official referee shirt

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which is just drawn on ref stripes, which is very awesome,

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and Mankind says, that's a good idea of Vince.

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Speaker 4: But you see, I got a better one, seeing as

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I am the best referee there is the best referee

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there was the best referee there.

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Speaker 3: Ever will be. Hey, didn't you fucking you were threaten

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in equipment? Brett got screwed. Don't funk with the hit

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man wrong with you? He's probably right now, Yeah, yeah,

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you're right kicking Vampiro's as I suggest, the Rock.

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Speaker 4: And I get along in that ring to night with

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the winner becoming the special guest referee.

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Speaker 3: What do you say, Vince? And Vince says no. He

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says you were drinking too much of stone cold in

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the back there, and Mankind says, Rock, what do you say,

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the great one?

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Speaker 4: That's you?

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Speaker 3: The testicular one. That's me. I'm glad that he had

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to function of just in case the Rock wasn't sure. Well,

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Rock says after the Rock contemplated that the great One

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says you can kiss his ass. Rock, I gave that

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up for lent. What well, I thought you'd say that,

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and Vince, I also thought you'd make the Rock the

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special referee. So what I did was, I want to

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say it. This doesn't make any fucking sense. I went

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to San Antonio and I got Commissioner Michaels to sign

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seal and deliver a contract and in that very ring

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there will be a match between Rock and Mankind and

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the Winter Well indeed referee the main event. How the

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fuck did he know this was gonna happen?

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Speaker 1: Who am I to doubt Mankind?

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Speaker 3: I guess I got maybe you got a jam up, guy,

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I mean, I just you could have just he could

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have started the paperwork, like I got this paperwork, And

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why didn't he start the show with the promo I

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got I'm refereeing the main guys.

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Speaker 1: I always, I always love the w w F one

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way contracts.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no one else has to sign it except

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miss Michaels. If you're contracted with, Like, if you have

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a WF contract, they can do whatever they want to you.

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I guess that's how Paul White, we're super cool with this,

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just having this fucking smelly mass man as a referee,

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and Mankind says, yeah, if you smell a little, lah,

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what the fuck is cooking?

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Speaker 1: And then music hit like an into the segment that

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was funny as hell.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was done, and that's why, especially because

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I was like, Okay, they'll come back out later for

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the business. And uh, Mankind leaves and he hugs a

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guy in the crowd that has a lifelike Mankind mask

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an outfit on he looked fucking just horrifying. And he

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leaves here, and Vince says, all right, cut the music.

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He asks Rock if he'd be okay with you know,

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fucking Mankind up one more time, and rocks as a

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matter of fact, the Rock will lay the smack down

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on his candy ass, and Vince goes to talk about

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the Grand Street Fight, but Stone calls, music is fucking

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playing here and Austin is now coming to the ring

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a gigantic fucking beer truck. And this is when I realized,

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oh my god, they start the show with this. That

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is crazy to start the show with this, like wow,

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and Austin almost just destroys the Titan Tron. The Titan

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Tron lifts, Like my brain, I guess this was like

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it wasn't until here that I, like my brain, ever

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realized how this was set up. I thought it was like,

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you know, the the tron was like a big standing piece,

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but this is actually something that hang from the ceiling.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all rigged from the ceiling. I will say,

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I imagine everyone's pants were collectively ship when it came

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forward that far. I mean that thing barrel rolled the tron.

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Speaker 3: What if that fucking fell? Oh shit, sorry, I'm dead?

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Is that howk I'm something? As god, I'm dead. Crutches

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them before us.

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Speaker 1: The big show, and everyone's looking at it.

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Speaker 4: They're more upset about that. Now, who's gonna make event

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the show? Actually, Sean, in the case of stone cold dies.

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Speaker 3: I have another contract right here, la la la. Yeah,

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so the tront almost kills everybody. The baby his face

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is just completely shocked. These fucking f dude legito face.

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The truck stops outside right at ringside, and Austin climbs

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on the top of the truck, and Austin says, if

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you're ready for WrestleMania, give me oh yeah. The crowd says,

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hell yeah, you damn right. Stoke called Steve Austin has

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been jerked around long enough. And I will say this

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with Paul Watt as a special referee or without them,

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it really don't make a damn because that belt is

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coming with me. And that's all I got to say

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about that. I have more to say, though, Please do

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not hit the second for the last few weeks. And

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Rock is talking shit in the ring, shut your little lips.

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I come down there and punch your little glasses off

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right now for the last few weeks. I come out

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here and I sit here, I listen to you spin

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your little nursery rhymes about Joe Broni Avenue or know

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your old boulevard. Jesus christ Son, you better get you're

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as serious, because don't CoA. Steve Austin is gonna take

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his ass to Philadelphia. Check right into the SmackDown Hotel,

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roll right into Roote three sixteen, and burn nuts out

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of a bitch to the ground. Fucking crowd loses their mind.

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Rock is fucking pissed. Jerry Lawler just keeps saying, ah,

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he's just spamming it. Well, every time Austin says something,

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the Rock says something. You look at me. Take your

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little glasses off so I can see your little eyeball son,

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because I want you to look right here. When the

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bell rings and the match is over, you are looking

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at that next w WF champion. And that's the bottom line,

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because Stone Cold said so. And then Austin gets in

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the truck and leaves back it up and they make

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sure to get the traumas time and se goes the

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other way, and then it swings forward and shoots into

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the ring and kills ever. So Austin gets off that

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00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:57,039
he's standing on the hood of the truck now and says,

469
00:28:57,559 --> 00:29:00,319
the big celebration afterwards. You know, stone Colt's gonna drink

470
00:29:00,319 --> 00:29:02,000
a hell of a lot of beer, but I think

471
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,240
we should share a prematch beer right now. So Austin

472
00:29:05,279 --> 00:29:07,799
climbs down, and the corporation don't understand what that means.

473
00:29:07,799 --> 00:29:09,039
And the Rock has a lot of shit to talk

474
00:29:09,079 --> 00:29:11,880
while Austin is I mean like they're watching him pull

475
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,599
the longest hose ever from the side of this truck,

476
00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:18,319
but nothing is to be done about it because the

477
00:29:18,359 --> 00:29:20,519
Rock has shipped the dog. And Rock says, I'll tell

478
00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:23,640
you what, stone cold JABEBRONI, you come out here, you

479
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,359
make your idol threats like you're the great one, but

480
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,799
obviously you're not. So the Rock says, you take that

481
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,319
truck and you drive it back down. No, you're a

482
00:29:32,359 --> 00:29:34,839
roll boulevard. You drive it right back to Joe BRONI

483
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,480
drive and you check and fucking justice he's he's still

484
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,559
in the middle of a sentence. Austin comes back with

485
00:29:40,599 --> 00:29:44,200
his gigantic hose and I mean, this thing unleashes all

486
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:48,119
over the fucking rig like this is an egregious amount

487
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,400
of liquid. It's the pressure of a fire hose too.

488
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:54,000
It is a fire hose, but it's like of like

489
00:29:54,119 --> 00:29:56,880
putting out a fire. It's insane. Not even funnier if

490
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,720
he just came out in a fire truck instead, you

491
00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:00,559
might wonder.

492
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: Just ripped their skin off with a big hose.

493
00:30:07,799 --> 00:30:11,799
Speaker 3: I had another idea, but it didn't work out. So

494
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,559
Austin is I mean, he's dousing these dudes. He fucking

495
00:30:14,559 --> 00:30:17,759
climbs on the apron, He's spray Vince in the fucking

496
00:30:17,799 --> 00:30:19,839
head with it as Vince is laying on the mat

497
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,079
and he's spraying them down so crazy. He sprays in

498
00:30:23,119 --> 00:30:26,519
a shane. Then there's a very small moment and the

499
00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:28,720
camera cuts away pretty quickly, but there's a small moment

500
00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:31,720
where he fucking aims it at his own face and

501
00:30:31,799 --> 00:30:38,079
starts drinking out of it and like it annihilates dead.

502
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,160
He's so fucking like, I'm surprising and get a concussion

503
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:49,559
from it. Oh it's closed, come off. He's like Dundas naggd.

504
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:56,680
Just stick. He's no mercy naked. He f Vince is

505
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:01,039
swimming in the ring and it's just puddle fucking beer.

506
00:31:01,279 --> 00:31:03,599
Speaker 1: I love the Vince swimming shit.

507
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, the Vince swimming is fantastic. How the fuck

508
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,400
did this not ruin the ring for the night? I

509
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,880
was gonna say, usually when they do this stuff, they

510
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,839
have like a red carpet or a black carpet in

511
00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:15,440
the ring, you know, like when they do something like that,

512
00:31:15,519 --> 00:31:19,559
maybe they had seventeen canvases stashed. Yeah, you're really right.

513
00:31:19,559 --> 00:31:20,799
Speaker 1: It would have been funny at it if it were.

514
00:31:20,839 --> 00:31:22,759
There was just like a big tarp in the ring,

515
00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:25,119
just like six big.

516
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,119
Speaker 3: Tarts everywhere was light tarp.

517
00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: Everyone's kind of from them like a ponshow.

518
00:31:29,599 --> 00:31:35,519
Speaker 3: Nobody they don't so Yeah, Austin fucking just douses these

519
00:31:35,559 --> 00:31:38,920
dudes in beer. Everyone's soak, they're fucked up. Vince is

520
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:44,480
like squeezing beer out of his suit. I mean, this

521
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:49,640
shit's fuck. I mean, it hadn't hit the crowd too, right, Yeah, definitely,

522
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,839
there's no way people didn't get drenched. Yeah, yeah, I

523
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:55,599
mean just just absurd. Lawler says that's a three thousand

524
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,960
dollars suit, and Cole says it was a three thousand

525
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:04,160
dollars suit. Fuck you. Jao's out here, fuck you. I

526
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,920
also can't believe we talked about that milk one first.

527
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 1: Oh, I know, it's just weird how that works.

528
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,519
Speaker 3: I can't believe that. Yeah, I mean it's good because

529
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,279
we had something for all three sixteen.

530
00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: So we have Stern Cold versus Big Show Tonight, we

531
00:32:16,039 --> 00:32:20,279
have Mankind versus The Rock Uh for special guest ref spot.

532
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,960
We have Shame McMahon versus x PAC and a Greenach

533
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:28,920
street fight. We have Billy Gunn versus Dead Dog.

534
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:37,599
Speaker 3: No, you're like, mister ass.

535
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 5: I can't watch anymore road. It's been six weeks. Every

536
00:32:47,079 --> 00:32:50,599
fucking where I turn on Deadlock, I gotta watch the

537
00:32:50,599 --> 00:32:54,119
fucking road Dog Dog.

538
00:32:55,279 --> 00:32:59,799
Speaker 1: And that's the words of dead Dog.

539
00:33:00,119 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 3: That is not especially Billy gun versus road Dog. I

540
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,119
can't wait to tell you how much I hated this.

541
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: Fun side story here, we met the kid of the

542
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,200
person who sang the mister ass theme song.

543
00:33:16,759 --> 00:33:20,039
Speaker 3: We went to a video game store just because we were, like,

544
00:33:20,079 --> 00:33:22,400
you know, just peeping the local, local mom and pop

545
00:33:22,519 --> 00:33:26,400
video games around the town, like game stop and this

546
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,279
was not game Stop. And yeah, like he we were

547
00:33:29,319 --> 00:33:31,000
what would what did you buy that? He asked, this?

548
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,599
Was it Royal Rumble for the Dreamcast? Is that what

549
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:34,440
it was? Yeah?

550
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: I think so.

551
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 3: And he was like, hey, I tell all the you know,

552
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,519
if someone's wrestling, I tell them this. Like his brother's

553
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:45,799
friend's dad sang ass Man and we were like, what

554
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:52,400
does he know, he's a legend. Yeah, his dad, Jim Johnston,

555
00:33:55,119 --> 00:33:57,480
is dead. Lemmy.

556
00:33:58,759 --> 00:34:06,079
Speaker 1: Did you know that your friend's dad loved to plunk them?

557
00:34:07,119 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 3: It was actually a song he wrote and they picked

558
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,519
it up. Four Billy Gunns.

559
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 1: And we also have Ivory versus Sable.

560
00:34:15,039 --> 00:34:17,760
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that's a which I think later they call

561
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,000
a tune up match or something for sable.

562
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, odd, I think that's a boxing term.

563
00:34:25,119 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 3: Is it Okay, that makes it sounded insulting.

564
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 1: No, I think it's a boxing term for like a

565
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:34,519
champion who uh usually like they're because boxing is so

566
00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:38,320
weird how they do fucking matchmaking and boxing. You you,

567
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:42,519
you know, there's nine different fucking federations, and your manager

568
00:34:42,599 --> 00:34:44,840
gets you matches and stuff like that. So like a

569
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,280
manager would get you a match against someone who isn't

570
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,400
in title contention, so you have confidence going into your

571
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,760
title fight, and then sometimes the you know, they lose,

572
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,119
but most of the time they went okay, it's like

573
00:34:56,159 --> 00:35:00,000
a sweeter way to say jobber match, really, but yeah,

574
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:01,320
just to warm up for them.

575
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,519
Speaker 3: Yeah right, I'm sure there's times where that dude loses though.

576
00:35:04,639 --> 00:35:08,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, I think that's what kind of message sucks. Dude,

577
00:35:08,519 --> 00:35:10,480
that would suck. You got a tune up match and

578
00:35:10,519 --> 00:35:12,599
then you just get your ass kicked, all right.

579
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,639
Speaker 3: Sure, surely you blame your manager for that then right,

580
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:15,400
Hey what the fun?

581
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:16,119
Speaker 1: Yeah?

582
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 6: Sure you got me against the best fighter ever, you

583
00:35:20,079 --> 00:35:21,159
piece of ship me.

584
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:23,119
Speaker 1: When I lose and get knocked out, why the fuck

585
00:35:23,159 --> 00:35:24,320
do you do that ship.

586
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 3: Blaming my manager by the manager too.

587
00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 1: Well, we have Jeff Jarrett and Owen Hart with Deborah

588
00:35:44,039 --> 00:35:48,000
versus the Brood, which ends up being Gangrel and Edge.

589
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:55,079
Edge the Rock opens the show and now you start

590
00:35:55,119 --> 00:36:02,440
with Edge the w W Tag title match. Jeff Jarrett

591
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,599
and Owen Hart make their entrance and the music fucks

592
00:36:05,679 --> 00:36:09,039
up and stops playing for a minute. I imagine the

593
00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:12,880
big cors Light truck attacking the tron had something to

594
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:13,440
do with that.

595
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 3: We're all that beard they could help. I don't think

596
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,039
it was. I think it was just a foule coruption. Boys.

597
00:36:19,079 --> 00:36:20,400
I don't think anything to do with the truck, and

598
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,960
I don't think you should blame the poor truck or

599
00:36:22,039 --> 00:36:22,639
the truck man.

600
00:36:23,039 --> 00:36:25,119
Speaker 1: I did not expect to see this next part.

601
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

602
00:36:26,079 --> 00:36:29,599
Speaker 1: So the Public Enemy faced Jared and Owen last week

603
00:36:29,599 --> 00:36:30,639
for the tag titles.

604
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 3: Yet we have covered by the way on our Patreon

605
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,239
maybe the only time anyone has ever done this. We

606
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,840
took to the streets and we said we will do

607
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,800
what the people want. On Patreon you could find it

608
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,440
is in the watch this series. We watched every Public

609
00:36:44,559 --> 00:36:46,960
Enemy Don't Be Up match in one video.

610
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 1: And Michael Cole thought he should really tear into Public

611
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:55,079
Enemy here. Oh my god, So Public Enemy faced Jared

612
00:36:55,119 --> 00:36:59,000
and Owen last week, and Cole says many superstars don't

613
00:36:59,039 --> 00:37:02,119
want Public Enemy working here because of where they used

614
00:37:02,159 --> 00:37:04,679
to work, perhaps abandoning a sinking.

615
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 3: Ship anyway, So yeah, he says the ref obviously didn't

616
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,199
want them there either, because in the match last week,

617
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:14,199
the ref saw Jarrett hit one of them with guitar

618
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,639
and still counted the one, two three, which should have

619
00:37:16,639 --> 00:37:18,000
been an obvious disqualification.

620
00:37:18,599 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, the ref just didn't care. Well, the ref doesn't

621
00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:22,760
care in this match either. He must just hate the

622
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,559
tag titles.

623
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, maybe just call it. You know, they

624
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,239
just didn't fuck with the tag division here. I didn't

625
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,480
know that that was legit Public Enemies thing here. I

626
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,760
didn't catch them when we watched that. That, like, their

627
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,360
angle here is legit. Everyone hates them and.

628
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,639
Speaker 1: It'd be funny if it wasn't.

629
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, oh my god, fu.

630
00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:43,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like these guys at all, I gotta

631
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:50,880
tell you. Anyways. Yeah, so uh. After that, it then

632
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:55,360
cuts to JR at a frat party with Doctor Death.

633
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 3: Cole on commentary says well, Jarr is being honored to

634
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,679
night by Tak Kappa epsilon the t k E Fraternity,

635
00:38:02,159 --> 00:38:03,599
And we're gonna go to the fraternity and all the

636
00:38:03,639 --> 00:38:07,079
boys are there, and we go there and all the

637
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:09,519
boys are there, and they have signs that they definitely made,

638
00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:11,519
like Michael Cole sucks.

639
00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, these are real signs.

640
00:38:15,199 --> 00:38:17,639
Speaker 3: Well, folks, we've been invited here tonight, I mean old

641
00:38:17,639 --> 00:38:20,480
Doc because my buddies here, these are his friends. My

642
00:38:20,519 --> 00:38:23,360
buddies here are having a party in my honor Jr's

643
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,440
war party. We're gonna watch raw and boys, we're gonna

644
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,360
race them hell tonight.

645
00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:36,039
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, dude. Seeing JR. In the classic college room

646
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,840
where it's just white walls, a couch and a TV

647
00:38:40,159 --> 00:38:44,280
with nothing of Senate and doctor desk sitting right beside

648
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,000
him is the funniest thing I've ever seen. So here's

649
00:38:47,039 --> 00:38:53,599
public enemy. We all hate those guys. Guys as just

650
00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:57,719
fucking badass, goddamn fucking rashling bars.

651
00:38:59,119 --> 00:39:02,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I mean JR Is in regular JR. Get

652
00:39:02,159 --> 00:39:03,199
up too, like this is just his.

653
00:39:03,199 --> 00:39:06,199
Speaker 1: Outude, yes, like hat, Yeah, he's got it all.

654
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,519
Speaker 3: What then is good boys?

655
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 1: So the brute just make regular entrances. I assumed this

656
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,119
had to do with the entrance way needed for the truck.

657
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 3: Ah no ramp yet, they should have just dug a hole.

658
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,199
Speaker 1: They should have came from the ceiling.

659
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,760
Speaker 3: Oh they were going to its tune. Fucking not the mollment.

660
00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: WrestleMania fifteen is brought to you by the crispy Orange Eminem.

661
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,679
Speaker 3: Which is the best one. I wish this was sponsored

662
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:48,440
by the Green Eminem and Felders. Is that the sexy one? Yes?

663
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:55,519
Oh nice? Oh yeah, you got it right. Fuck that thing.

664
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,719
This has a little picture picture Jr. The bottom hole.

665
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,159
Sh Oh my god, Jr. Cam for the whole show.

666
00:40:02,199 --> 00:40:05,119
That would be awesome just talking to the boys about

667
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,000
this match.

668
00:40:06,039 --> 00:40:08,559
Speaker 1: They're just sitting there chilling. The door bus open. It's

669
00:40:08,559 --> 00:40:09,480
the Orange Eminem.

670
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 3: What ups a beer?

671
00:40:16,159 --> 00:40:18,679
Speaker 1: The wrestle many of fifteen Eminem.

672
00:40:20,119 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 3: Doctor doctor Balzon to a table. Fucked a gree We're

673
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:35,159
a little mess. Gang Girl has a gothic lifestyle, and

674
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:37,920
give me a beer.

675
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 1: So Owen Hard hits the spinning heel kick Gang Girl

676
00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:45,119
that hits the dead ball suplex on Owen and tags

677
00:40:45,199 --> 00:40:48,039
in Edge, who hits a power slam for two. Edge

678
00:40:48,119 --> 00:40:53,440
hits a Mitchinoku driver. Yeah, hey, it's nineteen ninety nine.

679
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:54,280
Man runs over.

680
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 3: He just don't talk of ship? Is he not? Still?

681
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,679
He do?

682
00:40:58,840 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: What shot?

683
00:41:00,119 --> 00:41:00,320
Speaker 3: NOVI?

684
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:06,119
Speaker 1: This is cock off exact. There's people more mincing Oka drivers,

685
00:41:06,119 --> 00:41:08,920
he says, chopping cocks off. He's on white.

686
00:41:11,159 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, better not be.

687
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:19,119
Speaker 1: I'm not coming back to that fucking soft God. I'm

688
00:41:19,119 --> 00:41:19,840
glad I'm not there.

689
00:41:22,039 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 3: Hey, boys want to change? Was going on? Nitrol eating? Cool?

690
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: Going on this one?

691
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 3: Nitro watch parties.

692
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,159
Speaker 1: You guys want to boy, you go do anything else?

693
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 3: You can lead, you do anything. Oh we got a

694
00:41:43,079 --> 00:41:53,599
back good mink driving is happening. Oh my god, I'm sweating.

695
00:41:53,880 --> 00:42:02,159
Speaker 1: You boys want to do anything else? You got some weed? So?

696
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,880
Uh yeah. Edge hits a Mitchinoku driver that he's allowed to.

697
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:10,159
Speaker 3: Do and you shouldn't be. But that's fine.

698
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: Jeff Jarrett takes Gang Grell off the apron. Christian comes

699
00:42:14,039 --> 00:42:17,119
in when the ref gets distracted and Christian in big

700
00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:21,440
puffy white shirt. Edge not Christian, comes in. The ref

701
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,079
gets distracted, him and Edge hit Jarrett with a combo

702
00:42:24,159 --> 00:42:28,639
reverse DDT and Christian pins Jarrett and the ref just

703
00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:29,199
counts it.

704
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:34,360
Speaker 3: They pulled twin magic here, of course, twin fucking magic.

705
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,880
What the fuck like? Even if they tried it with

706
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,760
gang growing fucking Christian, it's still ridiculous. They don't look

707
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,480
anything alike. But they did it with the two guys

708
00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:47,440
that are not dressed anything alike. Dude, what like Jay

709
00:42:47,519 --> 00:42:52,440
said puffy white? Like clearly? I think he even says

710
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:57,440
on commentary he goes, uh hello, He's like, it's so

711
00:42:57,559 --> 00:42:58,480
fucking stupid.

712
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,559
Speaker 1: All right, So Christian comes in and now he's in

713
00:43:01,599 --> 00:43:05,079
the match. So Jeff Jarrett hits divorce court on Christian,

714
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,239
who is now just wrestling until he does it. So

715
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,800
Edge comes back in and it hits a flying cross

716
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:15,519
body and the ref counts too. Right, Well, owen Hart

717
00:43:15,599 --> 00:43:18,320
makes the safe and does woo with his arms up.

718
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:22,039
Speaker 3: That's fucking awesome, which makes the match break down.

719
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,159
Speaker 1: That was the iggy for everyone to get in. So

720
00:43:25,199 --> 00:43:27,920
the Public Enemy run down and they're brawling with both

721
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:31,559
teams now, and the Public Enemy get their ass beat

722
00:43:32,079 --> 00:43:35,119
and then they get shit canned, and then the broo

723
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,039
music starts playing and the lights go out.

724
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 3: You think it's the Public Enemy getting bloodbath here, because

725
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:40,039
why would it not be.

726
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 1: Well, the lights come back on and Deborah has been bloodbath.

727
00:43:45,119 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 3: It almost like her reaction was so good here that

728
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,360
I was almost convinced that, like they ribbed her here.

729
00:43:52,679 --> 00:43:55,519
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure, they saw her in the white gear

730
00:43:55,559 --> 00:43:57,599
and said, oh yeah.

731
00:43:57,079 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 3: They start her getting ready. Oh we got a ribber

732
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:02,159
yet very obviously supposed to be public enemy Dev's out

733
00:44:02,199 --> 00:44:04,440
there just fucking do it to her. Like that's what

734
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,559
it felt like her reaction was. I mean, like if

735
00:44:06,599 --> 00:44:09,320
it wasn't, what a fantastic actress she fucking is. I mean,

736
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,719
that's that was She sold it perfectly. Dude, Owen Hart,

737
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,800
I mean, he's the funniest dude ever. He's not even

738
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:18,360
trying to be Jeff and Owener outside pissed like looking

739
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,480
at her, and Owen looking at it and says, who did this?

740
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 6: Good question?

741
00:44:24,639 --> 00:44:25,679
Speaker 3: Could be anybody?

742
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 1: So we go backstage. Billy Gunn and d Doug are

743
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,719
back here with Lucas in the WWF dot com room,

744
00:44:34,199 --> 00:44:37,000
and Billy Gunn says that tonight they find out the

745
00:44:37,039 --> 00:44:40,079
best of the best between the New Age Outlaws.

746
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 3: Because of course they both are champions. Billy Gunn, as

747
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,760
the title road Dog, has a title Intercontinental and Hardcore

748
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:49,199
title on the line here and Billy Mister says, misters

749
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,360
is walking out with the icy title on the hardcore title. Sorry,

750
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,000
and the dog says.

751
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,039
Speaker 1: Sorry about having this damn match.

752
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:02,039
Speaker 3: Right, you fucking should be Uh. The dog says, I

753
00:45:02,079 --> 00:45:04,400
won't be sorry because the do O double G lives

754
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,960
his life all or nothing, and tonight he's gonna walk

755
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:11,480
away a double L. So walk away with a double eg.

756
00:45:11,519 --> 00:45:14,360
Excuse me, with all of the belts. I guess, so, mister,

757
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:17,159
a double crooked letter. I'll see yours a ringside, and

758
00:45:17,159 --> 00:45:19,880
then the dog leaves and Billy Gunn, not wanting to

759
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,400
get one up, says, you'll walk out with nothing like

760
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,360
when I found you and you can hear it. Road

761
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,880
Dog off camera says yes, suck it, and then.

762
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,119
Speaker 1: He walks back in on Lucas and said, and that's

763
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:30,719
the word.

764
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 6: No, oh good dog doesn't fucking do that. He doesn't

765
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,239
do this, he doesn't have that's all my dog.

766
00:45:41,079 --> 00:45:46,320
Speaker 1: Let the dogs out. Backstage segment, Vince is here with

767
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:50,079
Shane in the Stooges and Shane says he's gonna take

768
00:45:50,199 --> 00:45:52,920
down x POC grinnage style.

769
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:57,679
Speaker 3: Bam bam bam, bam bam bam and Vince says, as

770
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:00,199
far as Austin's concerned, I assure you the Big Show

771
00:46:00,199 --> 00:46:02,440
will take care of him. Now, what are you guys doing?

772
00:46:02,559 --> 00:46:05,199
He looks at the stooges and brisco says, anything you like,

773
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:09,400
mister McMahon, It says, all right about now, I could

774
00:46:10,159 --> 00:46:11,119
use a cup of coffee.

775
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,519
Speaker 1: You're a weird fucking guy.

776
00:46:13,599 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 3: Man, Why don't you fucking talk like that? Briscoe says, yes,

777
00:46:19,519 --> 00:46:21,360
serve nice and hot, mister McMahon.

778
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: So now it's sim for Billy Gunn versus The Dog.

779
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 3: I gotta say, in the history of singles matches between

780
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,000
two guys that tagged with each other for a very

781
00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:34,880
long time, this has to be top five worst ones,

782
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,599
if not the worst one ever. I hated this match,

783
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,000
and I'm mad that I had to watch it. This

784
00:46:40,119 --> 00:46:40,880
shit sucked.

785
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:51,599
Speaker 7: Oh you didn't know, so Road Dog firms they could

786
00:46:51,679 --> 00:46:56,199
firms that we will be doing it doggy style tonight.

787
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:01,039
Speaker 1: Billy Gunn mother f and bombed hardcore Holly into Jr's

788
00:47:01,079 --> 00:47:07,079
little announced table last week, forced JR. To head over

789
00:47:07,159 --> 00:47:09,119
to the frat house party.

790
00:47:11,079 --> 00:47:12,519
Speaker 3: Well, I guess I got the week off. They broke

791
00:47:12,559 --> 00:47:13,280
my table.

792
00:47:14,679 --> 00:47:14,800
Speaker 4: Uh.

793
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,559
Speaker 1: This also allowed Billy Gunn to win the hardcore title.

794
00:47:18,119 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 3: Yeah for this big match, Well, we.

795
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: Start with the International where Billy Gunn falls face first

796
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,440
when it comes time for the hip toss.

797
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:31,039
Speaker 3: Trips on his own feet and falls on his face

798
00:47:31,519 --> 00:47:34,079
and they just never they just never figure it out

799
00:47:34,119 --> 00:47:34,440
after this.

800
00:47:34,559 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 1: Dude.

801
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,519
Speaker 3: You know what I don't understand about this is it's

802
00:47:36,519 --> 00:47:39,440
a hardcore ton match, but it's not a hardcore match. Huh.

803
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: It's because they're boys, you know.

804
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:43,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, I'll take that. I guess you could just

805
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:47,119
have a regular match even if it is hardcore. I guess. Okay,

806
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:51,159
you know it's weel too. Yeah, they are broke.

807
00:47:51,199 --> 00:47:53,079
Speaker 1: Dog confirmed it was Doggie's style.

808
00:47:55,119 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 3: Earlier. I wish there was a Doggy styles you'd finding

809
00:48:00,519 --> 00:48:01,519
some of the gratis one.

810
00:48:02,679 --> 00:48:04,679
Speaker 1: This technically is he confided that.

811
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 3: So, so thank you for reaffirming.

812
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,519
Speaker 1: Was this good? This live up to your expectation?

813
00:48:14,599 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 3: Yeah? Like I'm satisfied.

814
00:48:16,559 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 1: Actually, so, Billy gunnfall's face first on the very first

815
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,119
part of the match. I think the ring might have

816
00:48:23,159 --> 00:48:25,039
been slippery or.

817
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:30,679
Speaker 3: What happened earlier your beer and blood that made anything

818
00:48:30,679 --> 00:48:31,599
slippery around there.

819
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 1: I assume also what happened here was they were told,

820
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:41,039
you guys have four and these guys called absolutely nothing

821
00:48:41,079 --> 00:48:43,480
and probably drank a few beers and went out here

822
00:48:43,519 --> 00:48:45,760
and did the thing and then headed to the back.

823
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,960
So mister Ask goes for the shake, rattle and roll,

824
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,239
but stops because he feels bad about using the closed fist.

825
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,039
Speaker 3: His friend doesn't, though Road Dog does not.

826
00:48:56,079 --> 00:49:00,119
Speaker 1: Feel bad, does the whole thing with the atrix and

827
00:49:00,119 --> 00:49:00,880
then penz them.

828
00:49:01,159 --> 00:49:05,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Billy Gunn does a head scissors. Look like shit.

829
00:49:05,199 --> 00:49:07,519
Speaker 1: I mean they were just doing shit. I mean shit,

830
00:49:08,199 --> 00:49:10,880
we have nothing head scissors.

831
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 3: You probably call the head scissors. I don't do that,

832
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:14,840
fucking do it.

833
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 1: So Billy Gunn does a head scissors and then a

834
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:21,119
hip toss and a double arm drag. Billy gun misses

835
00:49:21,159 --> 00:49:24,039
the corner splash and then hits the famouser.

836
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 3: Yeah dude, he hits the post. Road Dog dances, So

837
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:33,880
Billy gun just got kicks hi hit and then he

838
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,239
like his fucking his joystick is all fun, dumps and

839
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,079
he just can't stop talking.

840
00:49:40,639 --> 00:49:46,519
Speaker 1: And then Al snow val Venus and Gold does interfere.

841
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,599
Speaker 3: I wish you guys could have experienced the laugh that

842
00:49:50,639 --> 00:49:55,840
I had when I saw this happening like I was

843
00:49:56,119 --> 00:50:00,320
in such like a state of bliss of how could you? Used?

844
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:03,320
And excited? I was to figure out why the fuck

845
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:09,599
alson Valvinus were together and attacking the h Outlaws. Dude,

846
00:50:09,599 --> 00:50:12,239
I said, what the fuck? Why are they all here? Dude?

847
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:14,679
They come out and collectively stomp mister S and the

848
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,519
road Dog out. And if we find out that and

849
00:50:17,679 --> 00:50:20,119
this is I swear this is how they phrase it.

850
00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:23,199
These guys will be in either the hardcore or in

851
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:28,719
title match of WrestleMania. WrestleMania is six days away. What

852
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,440
the fuck do you mean might like in either one?

853
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,320
Why don't you know? Dude? It is crazy to leave

854
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,800
like a cliffhanger going into Mania, like, uh a, I'm

855
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:41,199
not hanging on any fucking cliff for any of these guys, don't.

856
00:50:43,199 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 1: Right now, Well, the RAF calls for the bell. Everyone

857
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:51,880
in the ring is confused. Actually wrote down here this sucked.

858
00:50:52,119 --> 00:50:58,000
I usually don't do that, but that's crazy.

859
00:50:58,559 --> 00:51:04,199
Speaker 3: I want to sell from here a little bit. Agod.

860
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:09,719
I mean, I wrote this is bad here. I hate this,

861
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,320
but that's not abnormal for me to write to be fair.

862
00:51:14,639 --> 00:51:18,840
Speaker 1: Well, we go backstage. The Stooges are getting coffee and

863
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,599
then they get scared when someone off camera approaches them.

864
00:51:22,199 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're getting them coffee, and pat says, you know

865
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,440
how he like said, no cream nose jugger, he'll be happy.

866
00:51:26,639 --> 00:51:30,320
And Brisco has the coffee and he drops the coffee

867
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:33,440
and he's staring behind patt and he says, oh no please,

868
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,360
and they're bagging off him and Patton. Then we go

869
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:42,239
to commercial. We come back and we see backstage Mike Kyota,

870
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:45,360
Pat Patterson and Jared Briscoll were all laid out and

871
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:51,400
Mike Kyota is bleeding. Did he's got blood bath backstage? I? Okay,

872
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,800
that's what I thought at first. To me, I was like, okay,

873
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,800
is this a brood thing because he's bleeding. But it

874
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:59,159
wasn't like a blood bath. He legit was like gigged.

875
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:01,480
So you must have got busted up in hard way

876
00:52:01,519 --> 00:52:04,599
I think is or it was, you know whatever. He

877
00:52:04,679 --> 00:52:07,800
just took one for the business, which you know. So

878
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,400
Cole says they were attacked during the break and you

879
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:17,119
won't guess by who, And he's right, is how you

880
00:52:17,159 --> 00:52:21,000
wrote down, I wrote, Paul Ellering has to be involved

881
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:26,400
in this. It's the original legion of doom. They're attacking

882
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:33,440
the Stooges because that's the new legion of Dude, the

883
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:41,320
better version, the old one, the Stooges. I guess posed

884
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,159
as the Legion of Doom last week and lost to

885
00:52:43,199 --> 00:52:45,840
Shane in a handicap match. So that's why they're back

886
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:50,639
and mad. And Paul Ellering is also here because okay, yeah,

887
00:52:50,679 --> 00:52:52,920
he just has to you know, he's feeling for his boys.

888
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 1: Sucks around here. He just had to watch Billy Gunn

889
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:58,559
versus my dog. He's best, all right. So now it's

890
00:52:58,599 --> 00:53:04,280
time for the Blue Meanie. What we have a show

891
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,079
coming up in Philadelphia.

892
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:10,639
Speaker 3: Buddy, I could not believe that I was watching. I

893
00:53:10,679 --> 00:53:12,239
thought Blue Meeni was coming out here for a match

894
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:13,679
to get his ass kicked. Then he grabbed the mic,

895
00:53:13,679 --> 00:53:17,239
as Blue Meani has mic time on this show, Like

896
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,559
what is fucking going on? This is unbelievable and I

897
00:53:19,599 --> 00:53:21,440
love the Blue Meani, but like, what the fuck are

898
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:25,000
you doing? So he fucking he says, got the fucking

899
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:30,519
is hey, Shamrock, I'm stick and tired of you sticking

900
00:53:30,559 --> 00:53:33,079
your nose in our business. It's become pretty obviously me

901
00:53:33,079 --> 00:53:35,079
that theF is not big enough for the both of us.

902
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,320
So tonight is where the Blue Meani takes a stand.

903
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:40,480
That's why, Shamrock, I'm calling you out. So if you

904
00:53:40,519 --> 00:53:43,440
got the guts, come down the aisle, step through those

905
00:53:43,519 --> 00:53:47,639
ropes and get the spanking you deserve. And I'm like, wow,

906
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,920
I'm about to watch the Blue Meenie get pulverized, Like

907
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:54,760
this is gonna be fucking fun. As he I'm excited

908
00:53:55,639 --> 00:54:00,360
SHAMROCK's music hits, Ryan Shamrock comes out, I'm like wow,

909
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,800
this is fucking insane, and they call her the world's

910
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:09,199
most dangerous sister. So Blue Meani is upset with Ryan

911
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:14,960
Shamrock because gold Dust is flirting with Ryan Shamrock and

912
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,840
Blue mean he doesn't like that. Ryan Shamrock gets in

913
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:22,800
and they go face to face. Just what and then

914
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,159
Blue meen he fucking takes the knee and or he

915
00:54:25,199 --> 00:54:27,800
sits down and Ben's are over his knee and goes

916
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:30,719
to spanker well. Ken Shamrock runs out to fucking make

917
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:32,719
the save. He's not gonna have this, not having his

918
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,519
SA But then all of a sudden, gold Dust is

919
00:54:35,559 --> 00:54:39,360
here and he jumps Ken Shamrock and Shamrock counts Irish

920
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,719
Whip and hits a back elbow and a belly to

921
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:44,480
belly gold dust. He ankle locks gold Dust, and I mean,

922
00:54:44,559 --> 00:54:46,760
I swore Blue mean he was gonna fucking give Shamrock

923
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:48,679
a shot to the head here, but he's nice and

924
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:51,119
he gives him a shot to the back, and Shamrock

925
00:54:51,159 --> 00:54:53,559
sells it like death, like fucking Blue Meeni gave him

926
00:54:53,559 --> 00:54:55,480
a good one. It was a good shot. I'm glad

927
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,320
that he waited for him to put him in the anklelock,

928
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:58,840
just sitting in the corner like lett him beat up

929
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,880
gold Dust. That was cool. Yeah, nice of you mean

930
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,360
he can do it too early when I.

931
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 1: Touched my fucking screen when he ankle like gold dust,

932
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,519
leave him alone. You're hurting him.

933
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 3: You're gonna take him off of Rustlemania that I bought

934
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,679
a ticket to see him for, Like what the fuck?

935
00:55:12,039 --> 00:55:13,880
Speaker 1: I don't even know what he's gonna be in yet,

936
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:14,599
and you're gonna.

937
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:19,039
Speaker 3: Hurt him just there, So Blue Meat, Shamrock sells down,

938
00:55:19,079 --> 00:55:21,440
and Blue Meani does like the Austin drop to his

939
00:55:21,519 --> 00:55:24,719
belly and talk ship, which I thought was funny as fuck.

940
00:55:24,639 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 1: With the glasses on.

941
00:55:30,159 --> 00:55:35,159
Speaker 3: Prescription. So Blue Mead, he yells at Ryan Shamrock and

942
00:55:35,159 --> 00:55:37,719
then they both helped Coldest to the back. Goldess looked

943
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:40,079
like he had a painted goat goatee on here, which

944
00:55:40,159 --> 00:55:44,599
looked insane. I guess stuff. Oh sorry about that, glasses.

945
00:55:49,119 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 1: So we go to the j R is War frat

946
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:54,599
party and everyone is channing j R j R.

947
00:55:55,159 --> 00:55:59,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, hell yeah, boys, I'm having a great time. Yeah,

948
00:56:00,039 --> 00:56:01,840
you know, I'd rather be at Ring Shote, no doubt

949
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:03,840
about that. But I would be at Ring Shot if

950
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:07,480
it wasn't for that goddamn hardcore Holly. He defended his

951
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:10,239
hard tu title against mister as and uh, he went

952
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:12,880
through my table, and if if my table wasn't broke,

953
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,679
I'd be at Ring Shote tonight. But we're gonna have

954
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:23,199
a great time tonight. Hey, we're all the girls. That

955
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,639
was funny at Funky jumped out light word of girls.

956
00:56:25,639 --> 00:56:28,800
Where the girls? That was fucking awesome? Yeah, hell yeah Jr.

957
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:36,119
And where's the crack? No j R j R j R.

958
00:56:36,199 --> 00:56:38,519
Speaker 1: Come on, boy, he says, say, boys, getting ready for

959
00:56:38,559 --> 00:56:38,920
the night.

960
00:56:39,159 --> 00:56:40,760
Speaker 3: She's gonna be in the house live in Albany. She

961
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,599
gets set up for wrestle match. I to not match live.

962
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: We get the mankind chef boy r d over stuffed

963
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:51,159
b for Ravioli commercial beef BV bev.

964
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:55,519
Speaker 3: Oh hey, what's up BV.

965
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 1: I used to kill this shit as a kid man.

966
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:02,400
Speaker 3: The chef r D M. Yeah, you were a chef.

967
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:06,360
Speaker 1: I didn't give a fuck. Yeah, like getting over stuff

968
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:11,239
to ones Feroni spaghetti, I mean just everything, really, I

969
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:14,440
mean these things all the time. I used to eat

970
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:18,000
it cold. We go on fishing trips. Yeah, yeah, Vienna

971
00:57:18,039 --> 00:57:21,679
sausages and fucking chef Boyard cold. That was real. We

972
00:57:21,719 --> 00:57:23,360
are at the Cleavage Home.

973
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:30,639
Speaker 3: That's it, right, Yeah, shot outside the Cleavage Home, and

974
00:57:30,679 --> 00:57:32,320
you know it's the clevang Home because the mailbox has

975
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:35,320
cleavage and there's just a shot of the house with music,

976
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:37,719
and Wila says, can you tell me what the hell

977
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:38,199
that is?

978
00:57:39,679 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 1: No, while the ministry has arrived.

979
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 3: This is fucking awesome. I don't know if like this

980
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:47,159
is just what the acolytes wanted to wear, or if

981
00:57:47,199 --> 00:57:49,920
like this was a last second we gotta fucking tape

982
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,519
this or something. But the acolytes are like dressed to

983
00:57:52,559 --> 00:57:53,760
the nines here they look great.

984
00:57:54,039 --> 00:58:01,199
Speaker 6: And then you see Stinky come on, I mean he.

985
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:06,119
Speaker 3: Looks ridiculous, fucking Viscera's I mean Viscera. And then there's

986
00:58:06,159 --> 00:58:08,360
the Undertaker and his goddamn robe.

987
00:58:08,199 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: Showing up for their big match tonight.

988
00:58:10,719 --> 00:58:13,079
Speaker 3: Which I mean, like everyone, I just want you to,

989
00:58:13,119 --> 00:58:15,400
you know, take a second and think. You know, Vince

990
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,679
threatened the Undertaker with a match against the boss.

991
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 1: Man and others.

992
00:58:18,719 --> 00:58:22,519
Speaker 3: And others, which again I didn't think about, but what

993
00:58:22,559 --> 00:58:24,679
could that be? Take a second to think about it

994
00:58:24,719 --> 00:58:25,800
and we'll let you know in a second.

995
00:58:26,079 --> 00:58:28,719
Speaker 1: They have Sable versus I've Resable is going to be

996
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,639
a part of the WrestleMania Rage Party that Chef Boyard

997
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:32,320
is presenting.

998
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:37,599
Speaker 3: Oh my, and that is classic deadlock episode. We we

999
00:58:37,719 --> 00:58:41,320
actually have reviewed the WrestleMania fifteen Rage Party. If you

1000
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:45,000
haven't heard it, you should do yourself a favor. It is.

1001
00:58:45,559 --> 00:58:47,440
It is one of my favorite shows we've ever done.

1002
00:58:47,599 --> 00:58:50,679
Speaker 1: I mean, the Chocolate Salty Balls was awesome.

1003
00:58:51,079 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 3: Dude, what was the band? It was the Pond. Daddy's

1004
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:56,599
right right big.

1005
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:06,599
Speaker 1: And that's Sable there, that's the wall.

1006
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, classic review. Definitely Table's there and she's doing the

1007
00:59:12,639 --> 00:59:14,360
grind and you gotta check it out. Of course she

1008
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:15,239
is fantastic.

1009
00:59:15,559 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 1: Well. Sable says that this is for all the women

1010
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:22,000
who want to be me and all the men who

1011
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,320
came to see me. And then she does the grind.

1012
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 3: She owns the grind like five times in the span

1013
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,079
of five minutes. That's her heel tone, right, the grind.

1014
00:59:33,159 --> 00:59:35,760
That's over grind, maybe ton for me.

1015
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 1: Well, Ivory comes down here with Delo Brown, and Ivory

1016
00:59:40,519 --> 00:59:41,639
is fucking ripped. Man.

1017
00:59:41,679 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 3: She looks fantastic, incredible shape, which is again like I

1018
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:47,960
was like, oh okay, like tune up match sounds weird here,

1019
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:50,039
and Sable actually does get a lot on her here,

1020
00:59:50,039 --> 00:59:52,639
But I mean I think they they would like Ivory.

1021
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:55,599
I mean she was usually in a position to if somebody,

1022
00:59:55,679 --> 00:59:57,119
if they wanted one of the women to have a

1023
00:59:57,119 --> 01:00:00,320
good match, it was put him against Ivory. Delo is here,

1024
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:02,559
as you said, he's on commentary and he says, yeah,

1025
01:00:02,559 --> 01:00:05,360
we need to throw a shout out to big sexual. Uh,

1026
01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:08,719
big sexual A big sexual chocolate is actually what he says,

1027
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,400
shout out a big sexual chocolate. Back at home, what's up, dog?

1028
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,719
Speaker 1: I want to give a shout out to the orange eminem.

1029
01:00:16,079 --> 01:00:17,599
Speaker 3: I don't want to give a shout out to Jim

1030
01:00:17,679 --> 01:00:19,519
Ross at the frat party all right.

1031
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: Ivory keeps trying to start the match, but Sable is

1032
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,519
stretching and doing the grind.

1033
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:27,719
Speaker 3: And the referee is on sable side for this, and

1034
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:29,760
she keeps stopping Ivory from doing anything.

1035
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 1: That's the champions, you know, gimmick bullshit, bullshit, I say well.

1036
01:00:35,559 --> 01:00:38,920
Cole says a triple threat for the Hardcore title has

1037
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:44,039
been set at WrestleMania. Yes, Billy gunn versus Hardcore, Holly

1038
01:00:44,559 --> 01:00:45,639
versus Al Snow.

1039
01:00:46,199 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that can only mean one thing. Then here,

1040
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:56,440
oh right, yeah, and Dela's pissed. What the hell are

1041
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:57,039
they doing here?

1042
01:00:57,199 --> 01:01:01,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, Terry Rerunnolds and Jackie are here, and Delo's pissed,

1043
01:01:01,519 --> 01:01:04,920
and Terry walks over to him, and Delo immediately gets

1044
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,360
up and calls her a two dollars slutty ass and

1045
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:09,599
tells her to get out of here.

1046
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Terry slaps the ship out of him, which

1047
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,760
of course upsets de Lo and they they start, you know,

1048
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:20,239
walking on hardcam side who you know, kind of she's

1049
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:23,679
avoiding him and Delo is pursuing him. There's still the.

1050
01:01:23,719 --> 01:01:26,599
Speaker 1: One fucking thing going on in that ring, I mean,

1051
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:29,280
kicking her kind of.

1052
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:31,880
Speaker 3: Just keep it her download eat Uh.

1053
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 1: Sable goes to the Sable Bomb, but Ivory rolls her

1054
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:37,079
up for a two. Ivory goes for a Canadian Destroyer

1055
01:01:37,119 --> 01:01:38,039
but get cuts up in the.

1056
01:01:38,239 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 3: Road Island Jair Road Canadian Destroyer. I mean like it

1057
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:49,880
was the closest thing I've ever seen to one without

1058
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:50,480
it being one.

1059
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:55,519
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Ivory then gets her legs pulled by Jackie uh,

1060
01:01:55,559 --> 01:01:58,920
and Sable hits the Sable Bomb with grind theatrics for

1061
01:01:59,079 --> 01:01:59,639
the three.

1062
01:02:00,039 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 3: The ref is, of course distracted by Terry and d Lo,

1063
01:02:03,679 --> 01:02:05,280
which is why all this was allowed.

1064
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,800
Speaker 1: I guess it doesn't matter.

1065
01:02:08,039 --> 01:02:10,519
Speaker 3: That's very true. They're not paying attention regardless. Christian was

1066
01:02:10,519 --> 01:02:12,599
in a tag match earlier that he wasn't in.

1067
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 1: Tory runs down and Sable kicks her ass. Uh. Sable

1068
01:02:18,039 --> 01:02:20,800
andres her in the ropes, but Tory kicks her down

1069
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,960
and then punches her a lot.

1070
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:28,639
Speaker 3: Dude, Sable dude calling it Andre is so funny because

1071
01:02:28,639 --> 01:02:30,760
that's legit to save the guy wrote stable. Andre's Tory

1072
01:02:31,239 --> 01:02:34,719
and also Stable then not She's She wasn't andreing her

1073
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:37,159
to do any like offense. She did it so she

1074
01:02:37,199 --> 01:02:43,079
could do the grind uninterrupted. And then yeah, kicks her

1075
01:02:43,079 --> 01:02:45,639
in the chest and gets out of the ropes very easily,

1076
01:02:45,639 --> 01:02:47,480
and then ground and pounds the ship out of her

1077
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:49,119
and a ref tries to pull her off, and she

1078
01:02:49,119 --> 01:02:51,719
takes a swing at the ref and then Sable powders

1079
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:53,119
gets her belt and.

1080
01:02:53,079 --> 01:02:55,360
Speaker 1: Does the grind about all your guy here?

1081
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:57,599
Speaker 3: What more do you need? I mean, she's over as

1082
01:02:57,599 --> 01:03:01,480
fuck like something. Grind in the bomb. That's our Sable bomb.

1083
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:03,599
Excuse me, that's all you need? Please get it right?

1084
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:06,800
Sorry my bed.

1085
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 1: So Rocky Mankind are walking to the ring. Mankind should

1086
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:15,000
probably win here. He's already got the shirt. Yes, Rock

1087
01:03:15,159 --> 01:03:16,519
doesn't have the shirt?

1088
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 3: Is it? I'm assuming that's good point? Yeah, it would

1089
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:24,480
make it easier on everybody, really, is it? Do we know?

1090
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:28,400
Or have they said? Because Stone Cold talks about Big

1091
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:31,599
Show being the referee for the match at Mania, but

1092
01:03:31,719 --> 01:03:35,400
that ends up like it's Mankind versus Paul White and

1093
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:38,440
the winner is the ref. So I don't know, like

1094
01:03:38,559 --> 01:03:40,239
where we are with that or if that happens day

1095
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:42,559
of the show. I don't remember, but that happened, I

1096
01:03:42,599 --> 01:03:45,280
don't remember it either, But yeah, I don't know.

1097
01:03:45,599 --> 01:03:47,559
Speaker 1: Well, Rock is wrestling in the track suit.

1098
01:03:48,119 --> 01:03:49,840
Speaker 3: Great look, I love it. I mean, this is like

1099
01:03:50,159 --> 01:03:51,559
fucking fantastic era.

1100
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 1: He uh, he starts to match your punching Mankind down.

1101
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:55,599
They go straight to the outside.

1102
01:03:56,119 --> 01:03:58,519
Speaker 3: Colon commentary, by the way, throughout this entire show and

1103
01:03:58,559 --> 01:03:59,920
through the end of the night, says this is the

1104
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,400
biggest raw in history. Like he does say that, like

1105
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:04,400
specifically here. I think he he says it here like

1106
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,280
when you're on the outside. He says it later like

1107
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:07,960
he's I think he said it like near the top,

1108
01:04:08,079 --> 01:04:10,679
like they are pushing this super hard, I guess, just

1109
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:12,559
again trying to make it feel like a big deal

1110
01:04:12,599 --> 01:04:13,360
going into mania.

1111
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:15,960
Speaker 1: Mankind goes for a suplice to the floor, but Rock

1112
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:20,079
reverses it and hits his own. What never mattered. Both

1113
01:04:20,079 --> 01:04:20,760
are hitting the floor.

1114
01:04:23,079 --> 01:04:24,760
Speaker 3: Roll takes less of it. Of course.

1115
01:04:25,159 --> 01:04:28,199
Speaker 1: Mankind hits the body slam and pushes the arm in

1116
01:04:28,599 --> 01:04:33,000
and goes to the people's elbow. Oh, and Rock moves

1117
01:04:33,039 --> 01:04:34,039
and Mankind misses.

1118
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:37,679
Speaker 3: Uh, come on, Mankind, you dubbass idiot.

1119
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:41,840
Speaker 1: Thankfully, Mankind mule kicks the Rock. Uh, and then Rock

1120
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:45,239
double legs him and punches him right in the dick, and.

1121
01:04:45,199 --> 01:04:48,039
Speaker 3: The referee threatens to decue him and the Rock tells

1122
01:04:48,039 --> 01:04:49,639
the ref he's gonna kick his ass and to shut

1123
01:04:49,639 --> 01:04:51,280
your mouth, and it's okay.

1124
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:56,760
Speaker 1: Rock Shit cans Mankind and grabs the commentary headset and says.

1125
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 3: That he's whooping his rudy poo candy ass, and the

1126
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,199
he says, watch this, which is a good show.

1127
01:05:02,159 --> 01:05:05,719
Speaker 1: And Mankind comes over and punches them down. They go

1128
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:09,159
back in the ring. Mankind is a swinging neck breaker.

1129
01:05:09,199 --> 01:05:11,320
We get a double down, and then we get the

1130
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:17,760
confirmation of the Intercontinental title Magic Wrestleman, which will be

1131
01:05:18,559 --> 01:05:23,679
road Dog versus Kin Shamrock versus gold Dust versus Valvenus,

1132
01:05:26,199 --> 01:05:28,360
and I'm getting worried they have unlimited time.

1133
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:37,599
Speaker 3: Wow, that's fucking insane. Man Like, that's not something I'm

1134
01:05:37,639 --> 01:05:38,280
trying to watch.

1135
01:05:40,239 --> 01:05:42,679
Speaker 1: Rock pushes Mankind to the ropes and says, duck two.

1136
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,039
I have no idea.

1137
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:48,880
Speaker 3: Why that mean. That was so goddamn funny.

1138
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:54,119
Speaker 1: So Mankind then ducks two and hits a gutkick double

1139
01:05:54,159 --> 01:05:57,639
unto a DDT for a visual three count. Six fucking

1140
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:01,519
days before WrestleMania on the WW we have Champion whatever.

1141
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:06,559
Mankind of rips out in the sock, but Big Show

1142
01:06:06,639 --> 01:06:10,519
walks down until he realizes he should probably run, and

1143
01:06:10,559 --> 01:06:14,920
then he does. Mankind punches Big Show, but Rock punches

1144
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:18,119
Mankind back into Big Show. Big Show gets the choked

1145
01:06:18,119 --> 01:06:20,960
Slam and hits it on Mankind and the ref calls

1146
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:21,400
for the bell.

1147
01:06:21,719 --> 01:06:24,079
Speaker 3: Dude, that was cool shit. He's on the apron does

1148
01:06:24,079 --> 01:06:26,920
it to Mankind inside the ring and yeah, referee saw it.

1149
01:06:27,039 --> 01:06:29,960
Mankind wins by DQ and the Rock is pissed. He's

1150
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:34,519
threatening the ref. Mankind powders and a Big Show says no.

1151
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:38,960
Mankind gets back in the ring with a chair on

1152
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,440
the Rock. Powders and Rock talk shit to Paul White

1153
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:44,199
as they go up the aisle and very quickly, I

1154
01:06:44,199 --> 01:06:47,159
mean there's soon after this WrestleMania the Rock turns face anyway,

1155
01:06:47,239 --> 01:06:49,760
so you know, I imagine they were planning the seeds

1156
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:53,519
here of Paul Well.

1157
01:06:53,559 --> 01:06:57,199
Speaker 1: Big Show is pissed backstage and he's destroying the WWF

1158
01:06:57,239 --> 01:06:58,599
no mercy backstage area.

1159
01:06:59,039 --> 01:07:02,719
Speaker 3: He's thrown around raw is wore barrels, which I was

1160
01:07:02,719 --> 01:07:04,519
hoping big bananas would come out.

1161
01:07:04,599 --> 01:07:09,800
Speaker 1: Donkey gun, we have Caine versus gold Dust.

1162
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:13,639
Speaker 3: That's dude. I was so excited, like, let's go out.

1163
01:07:14,039 --> 01:07:18,000
Holy fuck, it's Kane Okay, what's this gonna be? Holy shit,

1164
01:07:18,079 --> 01:07:19,480
it's gold Dust.

1165
01:07:20,719 --> 01:07:23,360
Speaker 1: Well Caine fucking shot China in the face with a

1166
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:24,679
fireball gun style.

1167
01:07:25,079 --> 01:07:30,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, two weeks ago. Yeah, like, either you either you

1168
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,280
think it's a gun or you can believe that Shane

1169
01:07:32,599 --> 01:07:35,079
or Shane Shane can also do this, that Kane can

1170
01:07:35,119 --> 01:07:37,800
shoot fire out of his fingers. He was aiming for

1171
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:41,079
Triple H, but Triple H moved, China got a fireball

1172
01:07:41,119 --> 01:07:43,599
to the head, and then they said we saw side

1173
01:07:43,599 --> 01:07:46,079
of Kane we never saw before. As Kane is helping

1174
01:07:46,159 --> 01:07:48,719
China to the back and Cole, as this match is

1175
01:07:48,719 --> 01:07:51,199
about the start, says, oh, this should be a good one, folks,

1176
01:07:51,719 --> 01:07:52,440
which it was.

1177
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:54,760
Speaker 1: So gold Dust comes out here and he looks a

1178
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:57,239
little different in what way.

1179
01:07:58,559 --> 01:08:02,079
Speaker 3: Facially for some reason, he's got a big ass nose.

1180
01:08:02,159 --> 01:08:04,599
I don't know how what's going on there? This this

1181
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:06,840
new water everywhere.

1182
01:08:08,199 --> 01:08:20,399
Speaker 1: He came out of my time for some reason. Shatter introduction, Well.

1183
01:08:20,319 --> 01:08:23,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, green glow sticks for some reason, shops on the

1184
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:24,159
way to the ring.

1185
01:08:24,279 --> 01:08:26,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, two thousand and nine, d X glow sticks.

1186
01:08:29,279 --> 01:08:31,600
Speaker 3: Getting on a tank driven by Bruce.

1187
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:39,840
Speaker 1: With gold Dust. Well, gold Dust gets to the ring

1188
01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:48,319
and pulls out a gun, Dude, a cannon can well,

1189
01:08:48,399 --> 01:08:53,479
gold dust shoots cane with the gun.

1190
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:57,840
Speaker 3: I lost it. That's not goings fucking cannon that appeared

1191
01:08:57,840 --> 01:08:59,640
out of nowhere like it was just a video game

1192
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:01,640
or so, and you pulled it on across.

1193
01:09:03,359 --> 01:09:03,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, suck it.

1194
01:09:05,239 --> 01:09:06,399
Speaker 3: That's not gold dust.

1195
01:09:07,159 --> 01:09:09,479
Speaker 1: No, that's Triple H as gold dust.

1196
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:11,600
Speaker 3: Holy shit? How's that?

1197
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:16,279
Speaker 1: Well? Triple H attacks a cane with the gold dust

1198
01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:19,119
face paint on, has.

1199
01:09:19,039 --> 01:09:21,640
Speaker 3: His gear on, but gold dust face paint. You should

1200
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:23,159
have just did the whole thing and had the body

1201
01:09:23,199 --> 01:09:23,600
suit on.

1202
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:25,159
Speaker 1: Two for where'd you get the jacket?

1203
01:09:25,399 --> 01:09:26,199
Speaker 3: That's a good question.

1204
01:09:26,359 --> 01:09:28,159
Speaker 1: He stole it from gold dust. I hope there's a

1205
01:09:28,199 --> 01:09:29,319
follow up a gold dust.

1206
01:09:29,159 --> 01:09:32,119
Speaker 3: Because they just borrowed it, he said, Can I borrow

1207
01:09:32,159 --> 01:09:33,039
that for a second? Yeah?

1208
01:09:33,119 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 1: All right? Cool. Well, we are six days away from WrestleMania,

1209
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,840
and who Caine will face is up to you. Will

1210
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:42,319
it be gold dust or will it be Triple H?

1211
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:44,479
Speaker 3: Which gold will show up either.

1212
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:48,039
Speaker 1: Or gold dust Triple H?

1213
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:49,159
Speaker 3: Never know?

1214
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:54,279
Speaker 1: Well, we go back to the j rs More frat party, Buck,

1215
01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:58,880
are you and Jim Ross's boy Nick is here? And uh?

1216
01:09:59,159 --> 01:10:01,479
He asked him, who think's gonna take this. It's gonna

1217
01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:03,039
be Stone Collars, It's gonna be the Big Show.

1218
01:10:03,279 --> 01:10:05,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, we already had a great time tonight, folks. I'll

1219
01:10:05,159 --> 01:10:07,600
tell you right now, we know Mankind's going to referee

1220
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:10,720
to Stone Cold Big Show last night. What's your prediction, Nick,

1221
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:13,560
What do you think? I think the Big Show, Big

1222
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:19,439
Show's gonna take I'll tell you what. Bob Holly walks

1223
01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:22,760
into the party. He somehow knew and was allowed to

1224
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:25,720
do this, and Bob Holly spends He says, hey, black Hat,

1225
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:28,159
you screwed up my match, and I'm fixing to screw

1226
01:10:28,199 --> 01:10:31,640
up your party. Boy at the party, boy, Oh, I

1227
01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:36,520
feel like partying right now. So Doctor Death stands up

1228
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:38,840
and throws a drink at Bob Holly and they start

1229
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:40,520
to fight, and I'm like, oh, okay, they'll have a

1230
01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:43,079
little schmas. No, they pretty much like work a match

1231
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:47,800
for a minute like this goes on for a fucking while. So, yeah,

1232
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:50,760
they fight. The camera keeps going fuzzy. I couldn't tell

1233
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:54,039
if that's like, was real or if they were just

1234
01:10:54,039 --> 01:10:56,039
trying to splice it together because they weren't fuzzy at

1235
01:10:56,039 --> 01:10:59,920
like random times. Bob throws Doctor deaf into a fish tank.

1236
01:11:00,079 --> 01:11:03,520
It fucking breaks. They fight into a hallway. They're just

1237
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:05,880
throwing shit at each other. They're in the kitchen now,

1238
01:11:06,119 --> 01:11:08,680
and then the stove gets fucking knocked over and we

1239
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:12,279
lose transmission again, and uh, I mean, I don't know

1240
01:11:12,319 --> 01:11:14,520
why they did this. These guys don't wrestle each other

1241
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:18,159
at the Wrestle media, so like this is fucking bidless.

1242
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:22,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have x poc versus Shane McMahon. X Puk

1243
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:26,159
walks outside and Shane McMahon is they're waiting like a

1244
01:11:26,239 --> 01:11:29,239
video game cut scene.

1245
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:31,920
Speaker 3: Kicks the door down and of course he's in the

1246
01:11:32,079 --> 01:11:32,760
dog shirt.

1247
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:35,880
Speaker 1: You can legit do like a Borderland style opening. When

1248
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:37,560
he kicks the door open and Shane's right there and

1249
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:38,600
his zoom's in on him.

1250
01:11:40,399 --> 01:11:41,840
Speaker 3: Shame Shane McMahon.

1251
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:48,840
Speaker 1: European champion. X Pot kicks Shane and he bumps onto

1252
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:52,399
the concrete with water all around him. I imagine that sucked.

1253
01:11:52,159 --> 01:11:54,840
Speaker 3: Bad, dude. Yeah, big puddle is shit. He spin kicks

1254
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:55,840
the shit out of him.

1255
01:11:56,039 --> 01:11:59,640
Speaker 1: And then the mean street Posse attack X pop Dude

1256
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:02,880
me posse here, They fucking rush Xbox.

1257
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:04,920
Speaker 3: They run him into the great like the you know

1258
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:08,479
the fucking grating door. It's the Greenwich Posse. They say

1259
01:12:08,479 --> 01:12:11,399
it's roddeny Oh, it's Pete Cassen Willie Green Is that

1260
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:18,640
Billy p Billy pe Lilly Billy P boys are hearing.

1261
01:12:19,039 --> 01:12:21,359
They're holding Xbox against the wall and Shane runs up

1262
01:12:21,399 --> 01:12:23,159
and he talksh it to him and then he drops

1263
01:12:23,199 --> 01:12:25,479
down and low blows Xbox and they all run away laughing.

1264
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:27,880
Then they jump into the car and drive off and

1265
01:12:28,079 --> 01:12:30,439
Xbox tries to chase them, but they all drive away.

1266
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:34,800
They should have just turned around and ran them over. Yeah,

1267
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:35,119
why not.

1268
01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:39,039
Speaker 1: The visual of shame m Man out of the car

1269
01:12:39,239 --> 01:12:41,880
like rut is super funny.

1270
01:12:42,039 --> 01:12:47,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it drives off so fucking fast, and he goes yeah.

1271
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:50,439
Speaker 1: So Undertaker is here looking at the camera very weirdly,

1272
01:12:51,159 --> 01:12:52,920
I guess, very normally for Undertaker.

1273
01:12:53,159 --> 01:12:55,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's Undertaker style, but it is very odd.

1274
01:12:55,239 --> 01:12:57,000
He rolls his eyes on the back of his head

1275
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:59,399
and they say the Ministry of Darkness against the Corporation next,

1276
01:12:59,439 --> 01:13:01,880
and I'm like, oh, so that's what's going on. Okay,

1277
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:05,000
that's interesting. That could be fun. It's not fun, but

1278
01:13:05,079 --> 01:13:05,560
it could be.

1279
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:09,600
Speaker 1: Well, we have tests. Ken Shamrock and Big boss Man

1280
01:13:10,159 --> 01:13:13,680
taking on Undertaker and the Acolytes with Paul Bearer.

1281
01:13:14,079 --> 01:13:16,800
Speaker 3: And of course Tony Chimmel introduces Vince McMahon.

1282
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:20,279
Speaker 1: Oops, he ain't supposed to be out here about.

1283
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,479
Speaker 3: Cole even says we were expecting the owner of WWT

1284
01:13:26,479 --> 01:13:29,000
Company that you know them, the corporation ring side, and

1285
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,920
a lot of says, oh, he's got more important things

1286
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:33,039
that get care of. Fuck this shitty bag.

1287
01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:37,439
Speaker 1: Well. Boss Man uses the night stick on Taker as

1288
01:13:37,439 --> 01:13:39,760
the acolytes do work on the outside with the steps.

1289
01:13:40,039 --> 01:13:42,000
Taker is showing why he's the best pure striker in

1290
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,159
the WB because he punches down boss Man.

1291
01:13:45,439 --> 01:13:49,640
Speaker 3: Its just it's fucking crazy about the punches that he throws.

1292
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:55,199
Speaker 1: All Boy shoot bones the Taker and boss Man fighting

1293
01:13:55,239 --> 01:13:57,520
to the crowd and the lights go out and they say,

1294
01:13:57,560 --> 01:13:59,520
what else is gonna happen tonight? Oh, I guess we

1295
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:00,159
don't with that one.

1296
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:04,199
Speaker 3: That's fucking it. That's it. They do this whole fucking thing.

1297
01:14:04,279 --> 01:14:07,000
I was like, oh, maybe a blood bath or something

1298
01:14:07,039 --> 01:14:10,359
here or or whatever you may have it. But everyone's fighting,

1299
01:14:10,399 --> 01:14:13,039
everyone's hitting each other with stairs like they're getting somewhere

1300
01:14:13,039 --> 01:14:15,119
here in this brawl. The lights go out and then

1301
01:14:15,239 --> 01:14:19,119
Laula goes ah and then that's fucking it. Like what

1302
01:14:19,399 --> 01:14:21,960
that's how you, dude? That's to go home to Undertaker's

1303
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:25,560
WrestleMania match. Dude, it just goes to commercial, like a

1304
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:28,920
WrestleMania fifteen commercial. They don't and we come back, they

1305
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:32,279
don't say anything. There's no like fuck the match.

1306
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:34,920
Speaker 1: They said, yeah, like you could.

1307
01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:36,319
Speaker 3: Have just they could have thrown them at like ref

1308
01:14:36,319 --> 01:14:38,279
could account on them all out and thrown a match out,

1309
01:14:38,319 --> 01:14:40,399
you know, Like oh, so I'm like wolves, I mean,

1310
01:14:40,479 --> 01:14:42,520
like we're just fucking brought in the back at the

1311
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:44,560
very least the light's going out. I'll just do something

1312
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:47,560
else if you're not gonna have a finish the fucking

1313
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:51,640
Pans test ship.

1314
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:56,600
Speaker 1: So we have the main event of the evening Big

1315
01:14:56,600 --> 01:15:00,640
Show versus Stone called Steve Austin. Vince comes down here

1316
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:02,359
in a suit jacket with no shirt on.

1317
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:05,600
Speaker 3: Of course because the shirt got soaked, but he's got

1318
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:08,039
to have something, so the suit jacket has to be here,

1319
01:15:08,279 --> 01:15:10,560
which is also still soaked.

1320
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:13,119
Speaker 1: The sid jacket stays on during promo time.

1321
01:15:15,039 --> 01:15:16,359
Speaker 3: Well, he asked the crowd if they're having a good

1322
01:15:16,359 --> 01:15:18,119
time to nine and he says, I bet you like

1323
01:15:18,199 --> 01:15:20,560
the way I looked, don't you you appreciate what Stone

1324
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:23,000
called Steve ast Oh? He said, this is funny. I

1325
01:15:23,039 --> 01:15:27,000
bet you appreciate what Stone gold Stoy Steve Austen did

1326
01:15:27,079 --> 01:15:30,800
to me. You appreciate it so much, I'm gonna show

1327
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:33,079
it to you again. Take a look. So they recap

1328
01:15:33,159 --> 01:15:36,439
the beer bash and he says, Austin, I hope you

1329
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:40,920
enjoyed that, because I promise you no, no, I guarantee you, Austin,

1330
01:15:41,479 --> 01:15:47,039
there is no chance in hell becoming a champion WrestleMania.

1331
01:15:47,119 --> 01:15:48,880
So let me introduce the champion now and the man

1332
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:51,960
who will be champion after Wrestlming. He's over the guest commentator,

1333
01:15:52,399 --> 01:15:54,920
the Rock. The Rock comes out, he's in a fucking

1334
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,079
fancy shirt, and he allows me to introduce you to

1335
01:15:57,119 --> 01:15:58,720
the man whom I thoroughly believe will be the guest

1336
01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,079
referee WrestleMania, a man who will teach Stone cls he

1337
01:16:01,079 --> 01:16:05,159
bust on a lesson. Here night the Big Show Paul White,

1338
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:08,920
and Paul White comes out to the Saint Valentine's Day mascer.

1339
01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:09,840
Speaker 1: Theme, which is awesome.

1340
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:13,479
Speaker 3: It is fucking awesome. Also awesome is how this guy looks.

1341
01:16:13,479 --> 01:16:15,079
We talk about it every time we see this guy

1342
01:16:15,119 --> 01:16:19,119
in this era, but like, wow, what a specimen monster?

1343
01:16:19,319 --> 01:16:23,479
Yeah yeah, like cool, fucking look, I mean, good lord.

1344
01:16:23,239 --> 01:16:24,960
Speaker 1: I mean just look at him standing at the ramps.

1345
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:28,920
Is unreal. I mean he's standing at the ramp and

1346
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,680
Rock and Vents are looking at him and they're like

1347
01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:31,560
hell yeah.

1348
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:34,159
Speaker 3: So Mankind comes out to be the referee for the match,

1349
01:16:34,159 --> 01:16:36,640
and the match is now on. It's Big Show Paul

1350
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:40,079
White versus Stone Cold, and the match is beginning, and

1351
01:16:40,199 --> 01:16:42,079
Cole Won on commentary says, Rock, earlier tonight, you were

1352
01:16:42,119 --> 01:16:44,399
a victim of a beer bash. Stone Cold is focused,

1353
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:47,000
and Rock says, there's only one man that's de termined,

1354
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,520
and that's the Rock. The Rock six days lays the

1355
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:55,039
smack down on his bald monkey ass. Austin looks over

1356
01:16:55,079 --> 01:16:57,239
at commentary and he points a Rock and he points

1357
01:16:57,279 --> 01:16:58,920
at his eyes to make sure he's making an eye contact,

1358
01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:00,640
and then he puts his middle finger near his eye.

1359
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:03,960
Speaker 1: So Big Show he just starts kicking Steve Austin's ass

1360
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:08,000
to start here, Stone call Low blows. Big Show tries

1361
01:17:08,039 --> 01:17:10,800
to drag him into the post, but Big Show pushes

1362
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:12,680
him with his foot and he gets thrown back over

1363
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:13,479
the barricade.

1364
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:16,359
Speaker 3: This match actually made me kind of sad near the

1365
01:17:16,479 --> 01:17:20,439
end because all the pieces are here of how big

1366
01:17:20,479 --> 01:17:22,920
shows should be handled. And jumping ahead just a little bit,

1367
01:17:23,199 --> 01:17:25,520
the story is that Austin can't hit the stunner on

1368
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:29,319
this guy, that there was no reason to let that

1369
01:17:29,399 --> 01:17:32,640
go already. Yeah, like, yeah, you're right. They could have

1370
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:34,760
had that, like do that in a pay per viewer, please, right,

1371
01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:36,239
Like yeah, it could have built that to a big

1372
01:17:36,279 --> 01:17:38,560
Austin finally hits the stunner on this guy, like give

1373
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:40,800
it a few months, like holy fuck, he can't do it,

1374
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:43,119
and then he does it, like no, we'll just fucking

1375
01:17:43,199 --> 01:17:44,720
do it here cares well.

1376
01:17:44,840 --> 01:17:46,680
Speaker 1: Big Show put pin to paper and he knows he's

1377
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:50,479
not going back to WCW's that's true. Big Show goes

1378
01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:52,680
to grab him, but Steve Austin pokes him in the eyes.

1379
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:56,279
Austin tries to fight back, but Big Show double goozles

1380
01:17:56,319 --> 01:17:59,880
him and mankind hits a double ax on Big Show

1381
01:18:00,159 --> 01:18:02,399
behind referee.

1382
01:18:02,399 --> 01:18:03,920
Speaker 3: By the way, he.

1383
01:18:04,279 --> 01:18:09,680
Speaker 6: Fucking jumps off the fucking does that to him, that's

1384
01:18:09,960 --> 01:18:13,199
fucking ridiculous and uh a commentary Cole says, you know,

1385
01:18:13,199 --> 01:18:15,119
Paul white Land the SmackDown, so to speak on Stone

1386
01:18:15,119 --> 01:18:17,319
Cold and then cuts to the shot of commentary and

1387
01:18:17,399 --> 01:18:19,600
Lawler and Rock both turn at the same time and

1388
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:22,079
give Cole a shitty look, and Rock points to him

1389
01:18:22,079 --> 01:18:23,159
and says, hey, shut your mouth.

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Speaker 3: There's only one man that lays the smack down, And

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Laala says, what's wrong with he? You idiot? And Rock says,

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you piece a dress, and then Cole says, well, Mankind

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could be the guest reference. You know your match is refereeing?

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Rock says, you think the Rock could give three piles

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of monkey crap? Who gets referee?

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Speaker 5: Is?

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Speaker 3: Rock is so good? On commentary? Here also anytime the

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crowd chance for Austin, Rock says, listen to the Rocks

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fans channing his name.

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Speaker 1: So big Show chases Mankind into the ring and as

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he does, he's hitting the back by a huge bag

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of popcorn.

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01:18:58,319 --> 01:19:01,039
Speaker 3: Okay, was that Austin or do you think that was

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a fan?

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01:19:02,279 --> 01:19:04,279
Speaker 1: I think it was a fan probably.

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01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:06,199
Speaker 6: That's what I thought, too is because the crowd pops

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01:19:06,279 --> 01:19:09,600
huge for it too, big ass bucket up cord.

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Speaker 1: So Steve Austin comes in from behind and takes the

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turn buckle off. Big Show sees none of this. Austin

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then tries to throw a Big Show into the turn buckle,

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but Show stops him. Austin goes for the stoner, but

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Big Show sends Austin into the exposed turn buckle. Oh,

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Austin goes for the stunner again, the Big Show throws

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them off, and then Big Show hits the big boot

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cut off.

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Speaker 3: Got I mean the big boot cut off a classastic.

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Speaker 1: Big Show starts beating Austin on the ramp and then

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military Press slams them onto the concrete.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't believe that was, like, I mean, he took it,

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you know, a face bump on or you know whatever

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you would call that, but.

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Speaker 1: Big bump from Austin six days before Mania.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, yeah, that's what I thought. So that's kind

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01:19:52,279 --> 01:19:54,479
of crazy to do that right before Mania, Like if

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01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:56,880
you got heard before the Big Man's very looking crazy.

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Speaker 1: Big Show then misses an elbow drop classic and Steve

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Austin starts fucking unloading anything he can land on the

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Big Show.

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Speaker 3: He's doing it Texas style.

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Speaker 1: Austin has the steel chair now and he hits Big

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Show in the ass with it, and then the leg

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and then hits him in the head with the chair

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three times.

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Speaker 3: Dude. The chare shots to the head were fucking gnarly.

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Speaker 1: And then Austin hits the stone Cold stunner and the

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place comes unglued.

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Speaker 3: I mean, they lose their fucking mind. Vince's irate Big

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01:20:30,319 --> 01:20:33,199
Show is already back up, though, and he's he's now

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01:20:33,239 --> 01:20:35,600
attacking mankind and throw him to the outside. He's chasing

1440
01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:38,760
after him. Rock gets in the ring and jumps Austin

1441
01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:41,279
and they start brawling. They're throwing fists back and forth.

1442
01:20:41,520 --> 01:20:45,000
Rock Bottom on Austin and the Rock lays out stone

1443
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:48,159
Cold six days before WrestleMania, and the Rock goes in

1444
01:20:48,159 --> 01:20:50,880
the corner as the show ends, and he does a

1445
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:53,800
taunt on the ropes that I've recognized via a gift

1446
01:20:53,800 --> 01:21:00,520
for many years. That's another classic rock fucking post. I

1447
01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:03,039
mean he that might be the most giffable wrestler of

1448
01:21:03,079 --> 01:21:03,520
all time.

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01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:05,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he has a ton of them, especially

1450
01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:06,520
around this point.

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01:21:06,840 --> 01:21:09,359
Speaker 3: Yeah crazy, I mean again, you know, this is a

1452
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It's it's always interesting to see go home shows the

1453
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:15,680
WrestleMania to see like what they were doing to try

1454
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:17,760
to push at the least pay per view buys right,

1455
01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:20,279
because I imagine the fucking yeah almost super sold out,

1456
01:21:20,279 --> 01:21:22,640
if not already so pushing pay per view gys by

1457
01:21:22,680 --> 01:21:26,079
having me fucking watch the goddamn Billy gunn Road Dog

1458
01:21:26,199 --> 01:21:29,840
shit and Blue Meani town Hall like doesn't really like there.

1459
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:32,039
I guess they just banked on the rock in Austin

1460
01:21:32,119 --> 01:21:34,279
being huge enough draws that that's the only fucking thing

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01:21:34,279 --> 01:21:35,960
you need to care about. And they might have been

1462
01:21:36,239 --> 01:21:40,239
it was, yeah, they might, I think so. Yeah, History

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says though, Well, that is it for this episode of

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