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Speaker 3: March twenty second, three sixteen gentlemen, three hundred and sixteen episodes?
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all here, And of course, to celebrate, we're going to
talk about an infamous stone cold moment where he he
had a lot of beer, which I guess could be
any episode, but specifically this one he had a truck
full of it. Before we get into that, let's see
what was going on in the World wrestling at the
time with the Wrestling Observer news letter from The Observer
March twenty second, nineteen ninety nine, and ECW news. The
financial situation still remains the biggest topic of news. I'm sure, yeah,
it's great. Paul Hayman has described the situation as basically
attempting to survive until the Take two Interactive Games two
km's licensing money comes in. Both Vince McMahon and Jim
Ross left for that. WF was willing to offer help
when it came to promotional, financial or talent, some feeling
the key was to get Haymen clearly in their camp
in case something goes wrong to keep him from going WW,
although it is obviously in the wf's best interest to
keep e c W alive. There was a ton of
rumors over the past week regarding Just Incredible's future with
the company. There was definitely talks between Just Incredible and
World Championship Wrestling. This is ninety ninety nine for what
to do? What they called him to do a beer
bash h He's under a five year contract with ECW,
according to Paul Hayman, but him and Hayman spoke by
the situation, and Hayman said that on Friday he offered
Just Incredible his release if he wanted to go, but
Credible decided to stay. Just Incredible in w CW sounds uh,
just fucking horrible. Would he be with the Natural Woman thrillers?
You think.
Speaker 1: In the MIA he'd be Captain bald Cooter?
Speaker 3: Uh. Valvenus will be on off the record on March
twenty six arguing against unions with a union leader.
Speaker 1: He's a worker.
Speaker 3: Right, never too bright, he argued against unions. Oh so
it was Sean Morley that did it? Wasn't the Big
bellbos Bischof had a discussion with Chris Jericho about his
future and made it clear that WW wanted to keep
them and their way of trying to give him some
ideas of how things would go is they were going
to give him a weekly show on Nitro, which was
a piper Spit type segment from The Observer March twenty ninth,
nineteen ninety nine, and news aside from the pay per view.
Not a lot to mention, Despite all the rumors to
the contrary, there is not, nor has there ever been
any consideration given to doing a Taz versus Sid title match.
For all the reasons any logical person could come up with,
There's no world where I don't think that I would
be super intrigued by that match, Like either Taz figures
out how to get this motherfucker in the Cattajaja may
or Sid power bombs and beat him a ten. Yes,
where's your scissors? Fuck you fucking scissors. Here's some more
SID news for you. By the way, Sid Vicious debuted
for kick Ass Wrestling on March. Sid powerbomb four job
guys and sprayed pob on their backs. What does that mean,
pob haa Sid?
Speaker 1: Fuck you you want to wrestle, sit, how about you
fight a fighter?
Speaker 3: Fuck you? Sid is standing at the top of the
repstas continue to do this for an entire episode of
Hardcore TV. Last thing here the c for w F news.
The Cleavage mailbox is apparently going to lead to one
of the had bangers. I think Thrasher, he says, being
given a new gimmick as beaver Cleavage with a sexy
mom named June, and Meltzer says, I just hope they
don't try an inbren angle out of that one.
Speaker 1: Beaver Cleavage almost ruined my career.
Speaker 3: I like that. It was almost Thrasher here.
Speaker 1: What was the what was the promo where that was?
It was seven week after he debuted. No, it was
like the week after he debuted, Cleavage came on a
free take this gimmick.
Speaker 3: They did like a few weeks of it, and then
he came out and said, like he did the backstage
thing where he's supposed to have a match, and then
he was like, my mom, gimmick sucks.
Speaker 1: That's my purse. Clavid, you're supposed to say you like
your mom.
Speaker 3: Well that is it for the observer. Now let's talk
about WF Monday Night, Row March twenty second one.
Speaker 1: All right, let's start with the Cold open. Here Stone
Cold is walking and he's talking. He's here this week.
Speaker 3: Stone Cold showing up at the beginning of the show
is like, way better than I mean, his track record
is horrible. This guy sometimes shows up before right before
his match. That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, he sees a corps light silver bullet truck and
the driver recognized the Stone Cold and asked for a
little autograph.
Speaker 3: The guy asked for an autograph in Austin says, well,
I'm kind of busy right now. How about I do
you want better? How abould I get you a seat?
And the guy's party He's like, oh fuck, thanks, appreciate it,
And then Austin walks into the building. I will say
before we get into all this, by the way, the
order of events here, I did not. I didn't know
that this is how they went down. No, me neither. Yeah,
and definitely did not.
Speaker 1: I thought this was the end of the show.
Speaker 3: I well, for reasons that feel like very apparent when
dealing with soaking the ring, I definitely thought this was
the last thing on the show. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler welcome us into
the Pepsi Arena in Albany, New York.
Speaker 3: Pepsi. I love pepsi ol North Carolina special at Pepsi. Right,
you take claim for that.
Speaker 1: That's right. There's a whole factory right down the road
from me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we steal from it often.
Speaker 1: No, we do not.
Speaker 3: Oh no, we do not, right, no, And why the
fuck would you?
Speaker 1: Right, there is a four piece d X sign where
they all do the Sucket taunt and they can control
how fast they're doing the sucket and xbox sign is
going nuts.
Speaker 3: What a fantastic sign, super creative. Like the boys are
going out and that's a great time with the boys.
It's a little unfortunate that, like I mean, obviously it's
meant to be crotch Chops. Definitely just looks like it's
four dudes jerking off on time.
Speaker 1: It's kind of what they were doing anyway.
Speaker 3: Yess, that's fucking true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, Triple H did it when he wasn't even
Triple H later.
Speaker 3: Tonight, which was fucking great. By the way, I didn't
know what it was this episode either. This is I
believe the go Home to Wrestlemingy fifteen.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right, big pay per view for them. Well,
Stone Cold takes on the Big Show Paul White Tonight Live.
Speaker 3: They're still playing with his name. Sometimes he's just Paul White,
sometimes he's Big Show. Sometimes he's the Big Show Paul White.
Speaker 1: We start off the evening, we have the Corporation town hall. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, I guess I should have known some
promo was going to start the show, but even as
it was going on, I figured that just they come
out again later.
Speaker 1: Hmm yep. I absolutely expected.
Speaker 3: That, but that is not what's going on. The first
thing I wrote down here is camera shot felt super
weird because WWF usually shoots entrances from the bottom of
the ramp. This one was like a closer shot of
Vince Rock and Shane coming out, and I was like, Oh,
that's weird. Why are they so close? And then I
realized there's no ramps ramp yeah, on the floor. Yeah, interesting,
I wonder why that is so the corporations here and
Vince says, uh, you see, it's a privilege of stand
in this ring between two great WWF champions, and champions
will walk to the ring as title holders and likewise
out of the ring at RUSTLEMANI as champions as well,
and I would like to give the floor to the
European champion Jane MacMahon. Shane says that everyone knows that
he can take x POC because X POC I got
your number and it's gonna be his honor and embarrass
them in this very ring. However, I can't wait that
long because tonight, XPAC, I'm challenging you a Greenwich street
fight outside in Albany, New York. They're even confused that
comedy like Greenwich and not. Vin says, another reason why
we are confident is because our family is very secure
an undertaker. When you arrive here tonight, you're gonna be
very busy with the Big boss Man and others. The
and other's part is the part that I didn't catch here,
because what happens later happens. I'm very confused. Anyway, Here
is the most electrified champion. The Rock the Rocks blue
Brahma bullshirt, by the way, is hard as fuck. I
love that logo.
Speaker 1: Rock also great look here in general. He has the
gold bracelet, the gold watch, the gold trim glasses, the
sharp side burns.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So Rock says, Stone Cold Steve Austin, we are
six days away way both of the Rock goes into Philadelphia,
the Rocks home away from home. I didn't know that.
Maybe he was just hanging out there. He liked the
ECW a lot at shutow of a Doubt and the
career of the biggest piece of Texas trailer park trash walking.
Then they show Stone Cold he's backstage watching on the monitor.
They show this on the tron. Rock says, that doesn't
surprise the Rock that you're watching back there, because there's
something about the Rock that draws you to the Rock.
There's an aura about the great One. I said, oh shit,
Aura Farmer. The fact of the matter is this, when
it's all said and done, all the Rocks smoke is cleared,
there is no way Stone Cold Steve Austin will beat
the Rock to become the WBAF champion. Austin's walking away
from the monitor here, and Rock, for some reason, thinks
that means that Austin arrived to the building, washed his promo,
and then left the building. He just showed up for this.
He has a scheduled match with Paul White and he's
just leaving.
Speaker 1: I love that Rock used without a shadow of a doubt,
all said and done, and when the smoke clears, he
used all the wrestling from stuff. Yeah, yeah, that's weird
because it's like.
Speaker 3: In my head the Rock stuff. But it's definitely not
like he just says it often.
Speaker 1: I also love that Stone Cold is so over that
they're just playing him drinking coffee on the tron and
the crowd is losing their minds.
Speaker 3: They just want to know he's there.
Speaker 1: They should try this with someone else. A shame, McMahon.
Have Xbox drinking a coffee back there. We could test
the reactions, see who gets a bigger ones.
Speaker 3: So Austin walks away from the monitoring, Rock says, you
damn right, he left the building. You go out there
and get yourself a breath of fresh air, and you
make no mistake about it. The Rock lives for two things,
and the first thing is entertained the millions, and the
second thing the Rocks live for is to kick your
monkey ass s Green Earth. Yes what the Rock is
good kid, so Vince says, anyways, uh, you know you're
so everyone's saying stone Cold. It's it's not fair that
Stone Cold has to take on the big show, and
Vince says, you're right, it's not fair. So therefore, to
make sure that Austin is six feet under and that
makes sure things are fair. A night special referee, Hey,
shut the fuck up. The referee will be the Rock
and Mankind's music it's ah my and Mankind comes out
and he's in his, of course very official referee shirt
which is just drawn on ref stripes, which is very awesome,
and Mankind says, that's a good idea of Vince.
Speaker 4: But you see, I got a better one, seeing as
I am the best referee there is the best referee
there was the best referee there.
Speaker 3: Ever will be. Hey, didn't you fucking you were threaten
in equipment? Brett got screwed. Don't funk with the hit
man wrong with you? He's probably right now, Yeah, yeah,
you're right kicking Vampiro's as I suggest, the Rock.
Speaker 4: And I get along in that ring to night with
the winner becoming the special guest referee.
Speaker 3: What do you say, Vince? And Vince says no. He
says you were drinking too much of stone cold in
the back there, and Mankind says, Rock, what do you say,
the great one?
Speaker 4: That's you?
Speaker 3: The testicular one. That's me. I'm glad that he had
to function of just in case the Rock wasn't sure. Well,
Rock says after the Rock contemplated that the great One
says you can kiss his ass. Rock, I gave that
up for lent. What well, I thought you'd say that,
and Vince, I also thought you'd make the Rock the
special referee. So what I did was, I want to
say it. This doesn't make any fucking sense. I went
to San Antonio and I got Commissioner Michaels to sign
seal and deliver a contract and in that very ring
there will be a match between Rock and Mankind and
the Winter Well indeed referee the main event. How the
fuck did he know this was gonna happen?
Speaker 1: Who am I to doubt Mankind?
Speaker 3: I guess I got maybe you got a jam up, guy,
I mean, I just you could have just he could
have started the paperwork, like I got this paperwork, And
why didn't he start the show with the promo I
got I'm refereeing the main guys.
Speaker 1: I always, I always love the w w F one
way contracts.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no one else has to sign it except
miss Michaels. If you're contracted with, Like, if you have
a WF contract, they can do whatever they want to you.
I guess that's how Paul White, we're super cool with this,
just having this fucking smelly mass man as a referee,
and Mankind says, yeah, if you smell a little, lah,
what the fuck is cooking?
Speaker 1: And then music hit like an into the segment that
was funny as hell.
Speaker 3: I thought it was done, and that's why, especially because
I was like, Okay, they'll come back out later for
the business. And uh, Mankind leaves and he hugs a
guy in the crowd that has a lifelike Mankind mask
an outfit on he looked fucking just horrifying. And he
leaves here, and Vince says, all right, cut the music.
He asks Rock if he'd be okay with you know,
fucking Mankind up one more time, and rocks as a
matter of fact, the Rock will lay the smack down
on his candy ass, and Vince goes to talk about
the Grand Street Fight, but Stone calls, music is fucking
playing here and Austin is now coming to the ring
a gigantic fucking beer truck. And this is when I realized,
oh my god, they start the show with this. That
is crazy to start the show with this, like wow,
and Austin almost just destroys the Titan Tron. The Titan
Tron lifts, Like my brain, I guess this was like
it wasn't until here that I, like my brain, ever
realized how this was set up. I thought it was like,
you know, the the tron was like a big standing piece,
but this is actually something that hang from the ceiling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all rigged from the ceiling. I will say,
I imagine everyone's pants were collectively ship when it came
forward that far. I mean that thing barrel rolled the tron.
Speaker 3: What if that fucking fell? Oh shit, sorry, I'm dead?
Is that howk I'm something? As god, I'm dead. Crutches
them before us.
Speaker 1: The big show, and everyone's looking at it.
Speaker 4: They're more upset about that. Now, who's gonna make event
the show? Actually, Sean, in the case of stone cold dies.
Speaker 3: I have another contract right here, la la la. Yeah,
so the tront almost kills everybody. The baby his face
is just completely shocked. These fucking f dude legito face.
The truck stops outside right at ringside, and Austin climbs
on the top of the truck, and Austin says, if
you're ready for WrestleMania, give me oh yeah. The crowd says,
hell yeah, you damn right. Stoke called Steve Austin has
been jerked around long enough. And I will say this
with Paul Watt as a special referee or without them,
it really don't make a damn because that belt is
coming with me. And that's all I got to say
about that. I have more to say, though, Please do
not hit the second for the last few weeks. And
Rock is talking shit in the ring, shut your little lips.
I come down there and punch your little glasses off
right now for the last few weeks. I come out
here and I sit here, I listen to you spin
your little nursery rhymes about Joe Broni Avenue or know
your old boulevard. Jesus christ Son, you better get you're
as serious, because don't CoA. Steve Austin is gonna take
his ass to Philadelphia. Check right into the SmackDown Hotel,
roll right into Roote three sixteen, and burn nuts out
of a bitch to the ground. Fucking crowd loses their mind.
Rock is fucking pissed. Jerry Lawler just keeps saying, ah,
he's just spamming it. Well, every time Austin says something,
the Rock says something. You look at me. Take your
little glasses off so I can see your little eyeball son,
because I want you to look right here. When the
bell rings and the match is over, you are looking
at that next w WF champion. And that's the bottom line,
because Stone Cold said so. And then Austin gets in
the truck and leaves back it up and they make
sure to get the traumas time and se goes the
other way, and then it swings forward and shoots into
the ring and kills ever. So Austin gets off that
he's standing on the hood of the truck now and says,
the big celebration afterwards. You know, stone Colt's gonna drink
a hell of a lot of beer, but I think
we should share a prematch beer right now. So Austin
climbs down, and the corporation don't understand what that means.
And the Rock has a lot of shit to talk
while Austin is I mean like they're watching him pull
the longest hose ever from the side of this truck,
but nothing is to be done about it because the
Rock has shipped the dog. And Rock says, I'll tell
you what, stone cold JABEBRONI, you come out here, you
make your idol threats like you're the great one, but
obviously you're not. So the Rock says, you take that
truck and you drive it back down. No, you're a
roll boulevard. You drive it right back to Joe BRONI
drive and you check and fucking justice he's he's still
in the middle of a sentence. Austin comes back with
his gigantic hose and I mean, this thing unleashes all
over the fucking rig like this is an egregious amount
of liquid. It's the pressure of a fire hose too.
It is a fire hose, but it's like of like
putting out a fire. It's insane. Not even funnier if
he just came out in a fire truck instead, you
might wonder.
Speaker 1: Just ripped their skin off with a big hose.
Speaker 3: I had another idea, but it didn't work out. So
Austin is I mean, he's dousing these dudes. He fucking
climbs on the apron, He's spray Vince in the fucking
head with it as Vince is laying on the mat
and he's spraying them down so crazy. He sprays in
a shane. Then there's a very small moment and the
camera cuts away pretty quickly, but there's a small moment
where he fucking aims it at his own face and
starts drinking out of it and like it annihilates dead.
He's so fucking like, I'm surprising and get a concussion
from it. Oh it's closed, come off. He's like Dundas naggd.
Just stick. He's no mercy naked. He f Vince is
swimming in the ring and it's just puddle fucking beer.
Speaker 1: I love the Vince swimming shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, the Vince swimming is fantastic. How the fuck
did this not ruin the ring for the night? I
was gonna say, usually when they do this stuff, they
have like a red carpet or a black carpet in
the ring, you know, like when they do something like that,
maybe they had seventeen canvases stashed. Yeah, you're really right.
Speaker 1: It would have been funny at it if it were.
There was just like a big tarp in the ring,
just like six big.
Speaker 3: Tarts everywhere was light tarp.
Speaker 1: Everyone's kind of from them like a ponshow.
Speaker 3: Nobody they don't so Yeah, Austin fucking just douses these
dudes in beer. Everyone's soak, they're fucked up. Vince is
like squeezing beer out of his suit. I mean, this
shit's fuck. I mean, it hadn't hit the crowd too, right, Yeah, definitely,
there's no way people didn't get drenched. Yeah, yeah, I
mean just just absurd. Lawler says that's a three thousand
dollars suit, and Cole says it was a three thousand
dollars suit. Fuck you. Jao's out here, fuck you. I
also can't believe we talked about that milk one first.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know, it's just weird how that works.
Speaker 3: I can't believe that. Yeah, I mean it's good because
we had something for all three sixteen.
Speaker 1: So we have Stern Cold versus Big Show Tonight, we
have Mankind versus The Rock Uh for special guest ref spot.
We have Shame McMahon versus x PAC and a Greenach
street fight. We have Billy Gunn versus Dead Dog.
Speaker 3: No, you're like, mister ass.
Speaker 5: I can't watch anymore road. It's been six weeks. Every
fucking where I turn on Deadlock, I gotta watch the
fucking road Dog Dog.
Speaker 1: And that's the words of dead Dog.
Speaker 3: That is not especially Billy gun versus road Dog. I
can't wait to tell you how much I hated this.
Speaker 1: Fun side story here, we met the kid of the
person who sang the mister ass theme song.
Speaker 3: We went to a video game store just because we were, like,
you know, just peeping the local, local mom and pop
video games around the town, like game stop and this
was not game Stop. And yeah, like he we were
what would what did you buy that? He asked, this?
Was it Royal Rumble for the Dreamcast? Is that what
it was? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 3: And he was like, hey, I tell all the you know,
if someone's wrestling, I tell them this. Like his brother's
friend's dad sang ass Man and we were like, what
does he know, he's a legend. Yeah, his dad, Jim Johnston,
is dead. Lemmy.
Speaker 1: Did you know that your friend's dad loved to plunk them?
Speaker 3: It was actually a song he wrote and they picked
it up. Four Billy Gunns.
Speaker 1: And we also have Ivory versus Sable.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that's a which I think later they call
a tune up match or something for sable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, odd, I think that's a boxing term.
Speaker 3: Is it Okay, that makes it sounded insulting.
Speaker 1: No, I think it's a boxing term for like a
champion who uh usually like they're because boxing is so
weird how they do fucking matchmaking and boxing. You you,
you know, there's nine different fucking federations, and your manager
gets you matches and stuff like that. So like a
manager would get you a match against someone who isn't
in title contention, so you have confidence going into your
title fight, and then sometimes the you know, they lose,
but most of the time they went okay, it's like
a sweeter way to say jobber match, really, but yeah,
just to warm up for them.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, I'm sure there's times where that dude loses though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, I think that's what kind of message sucks. Dude,
that would suck. You got a tune up match and
then you just get your ass kicked, all right.
Speaker 3: Sure, surely you blame your manager for that then right,
Hey what the fun?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Sure you got me against the best fighter ever, you
piece of ship me.
Speaker 1: When I lose and get knocked out, why the fuck
do you do that ship.
Speaker 3: Blaming my manager by the manager too.
Speaker 1: Well, we have Jeff Jarrett and Owen Hart with Deborah
versus the Brood, which ends up being Gangrel and Edge.
Edge the Rock opens the show and now you start
with Edge the w W Tag title match. Jeff Jarrett
and Owen Hart make their entrance and the music fucks
up and stops playing for a minute. I imagine the
big cors Light truck attacking the tron had something to
do with that.
Speaker 3: We're all that beard they could help. I don't think
it was. I think it was just a foule coruption. Boys.
I don't think anything to do with the truck, and
I don't think you should blame the poor truck or
the truck man.
Speaker 1: I did not expect to see this next part.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So the Public Enemy faced Jared and Owen last week
for the tag titles.
Speaker 3: Yet we have covered by the way on our Patreon
maybe the only time anyone has ever done this. We
took to the streets and we said we will do
what the people want. On Patreon you could find it
is in the watch this series. We watched every Public
Enemy Don't Be Up match in one video.
Speaker 1: And Michael Cole thought he should really tear into Public
Enemy here. Oh my god, So Public Enemy faced Jared
and Owen last week, and Cole says many superstars don't
want Public Enemy working here because of where they used
to work, perhaps abandoning a sinking.
Speaker 3: Ship anyway, So yeah, he says the ref obviously didn't
want them there either, because in the match last week,
the ref saw Jarrett hit one of them with guitar
and still counted the one, two three, which should have
been an obvious disqualification.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the ref just didn't care. Well, the ref doesn't
care in this match either. He must just hate the
tag titles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, maybe just call it. You know, they
just didn't fuck with the tag division here. I didn't
know that that was legit Public Enemies thing here. I
didn't catch them when we watched that. That, like, their
angle here is legit. Everyone hates them and.
Speaker 1: It'd be funny if it wasn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, oh my god, fu.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like these guys at all, I gotta
tell you. Anyways. Yeah, so uh. After that, it then
cuts to JR at a frat party with Doctor Death.
Speaker 3: Cole on commentary says well, Jarr is being honored to
night by Tak Kappa epsilon the t k E Fraternity,
And we're gonna go to the fraternity and all the
boys are there, and we go there and all the
boys are there, and they have signs that they definitely made,
like Michael Cole sucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these are real signs.
Speaker 3: Well, folks, we've been invited here tonight, I mean old
Doc because my buddies here, these are his friends. My
buddies here are having a party in my honor Jr's
war party. We're gonna watch raw and boys, we're gonna
race them hell tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, dude. Seeing JR. In the classic college room
where it's just white walls, a couch and a TV
with nothing of Senate and doctor desk sitting right beside
him is the funniest thing I've ever seen. So here's
public enemy. We all hate those guys. Guys as just
fucking badass, goddamn fucking rashling bars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I mean JR Is in regular JR. Get
up too, like this is just his.
Speaker 1: Outude, yes, like hat, Yeah, he's got it all.
Speaker 3: What then is good boys?
Speaker 1: So the brute just make regular entrances. I assumed this
had to do with the entrance way needed for the truck.
Speaker 3: Ah no ramp yet, they should have just dug a hole.
Speaker 1: They should have came from the ceiling.
Speaker 3: Oh they were going to its tune. Fucking not the mollment.
Speaker 1: WrestleMania fifteen is brought to you by the crispy Orange Eminem.
Speaker 3: Which is the best one. I wish this was sponsored
by the Green Eminem and Felders. Is that the sexy one? Yes?
Oh nice? Oh yeah, you got it right. Fuck that thing.
This has a little picture picture Jr. The bottom hole.
Sh Oh my god, Jr. Cam for the whole show.
That would be awesome just talking to the boys about
this match.
Speaker 1: They're just sitting there chilling. The door bus open. It's
the Orange Eminem.
Speaker 3: What ups a beer?
Speaker 1: The wrestle many of fifteen Eminem.
Speaker 3: Doctor doctor Balzon to a table. Fucked a gree We're
a little mess. Gang Girl has a gothic lifestyle, and
give me a beer.
Speaker 1: So Owen Hard hits the spinning heel kick Gang Girl
that hits the dead ball suplex on Owen and tags
in Edge, who hits a power slam for two. Edge
hits a Mitchinoku driver. Yeah, hey, it's nineteen ninety nine.
Man runs over.
Speaker 3: He just don't talk of ship? Is he not? Still?
He do?
Speaker 1: What shot?
Speaker 3: NOVI?
Speaker 1: This is cock off exact. There's people more mincing Oka drivers,
he says, chopping cocks off. He's on white.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, better not be.
Speaker 1: I'm not coming back to that fucking soft God. I'm
glad I'm not there.
Speaker 3: Hey, boys want to change? Was going on? Nitrol eating? Cool?
Speaker 1: Going on this one?
Speaker 3: Nitro watch parties.
Speaker 1: You guys want to boy, you go do anything else?
Speaker 3: You can lead, you do anything. Oh we got a
back good mink driving is happening. Oh my god, I'm sweating.
Speaker 1: You boys want to do anything else? You got some weed? So?
Uh yeah. Edge hits a Mitchinoku driver that he's allowed to.
Speaker 3: Do and you shouldn't be. But that's fine.
Speaker 1: Jeff Jarrett takes Gang Grell off the apron. Christian comes
in when the ref gets distracted and Christian in big
puffy white shirt. Edge not Christian, comes in. The ref
gets distracted, him and Edge hit Jarrett with a combo
reverse DDT and Christian pins Jarrett and the ref just
counts it.
Speaker 3: They pulled twin magic here, of course, twin fucking magic.
What the fuck like? Even if they tried it with
gang growing fucking Christian, it's still ridiculous. They don't look
anything alike. But they did it with the two guys
that are not dressed anything alike. Dude, what like Jay
said puffy white? Like clearly? I think he even says
on commentary he goes, uh hello, He's like, it's so
fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: All right, So Christian comes in and now he's in
the match. So Jeff Jarrett hits divorce court on Christian,
who is now just wrestling until he does it. So
Edge comes back in and it hits a flying cross
body and the ref counts too. Right, Well, owen Hart
makes the safe and does woo with his arms up.
Speaker 3: That's fucking awesome, which makes the match break down.
Speaker 1: That was the iggy for everyone to get in. So
the Public Enemy run down and they're brawling with both
teams now, and the Public Enemy get their ass beat
and then they get shit canned, and then the broo
music starts playing and the lights go out.
Speaker 3: You think it's the Public Enemy getting bloodbath here, because
why would it not be.
Speaker 1: Well, the lights come back on and Deborah has been bloodbath.
Speaker 3: It almost like her reaction was so good here that
I was almost convinced that, like they ribbed her here.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure, they saw her in the white gear
and said, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: They start her getting ready. Oh we got a ribber
yet very obviously supposed to be public enemy Dev's out
there just fucking do it to her. Like that's what
it felt like her reaction was. I mean, like if
it wasn't, what a fantastic actress she fucking is. I mean,
that's that was She sold it perfectly. Dude, Owen Hart,
I mean, he's the funniest dude ever. He's not even
trying to be Jeff and Owener outside pissed like looking
at her, and Owen looking at it and says, who did this?
Speaker 6: Good question?
Speaker 3: Could be anybody?
Speaker 1: So we go backstage. Billy Gunn and d Doug are
back here with Lucas in the WWF dot com room,
and Billy Gunn says that tonight they find out the
best of the best between the New Age Outlaws.
Speaker 3: Because of course they both are champions. Billy Gunn, as
the title road Dog, has a title Intercontinental and Hardcore
title on the line here and Billy Mister says, misters
is walking out with the icy title on the hardcore title. Sorry,
and the dog says.
Speaker 1: Sorry about having this damn match.
Speaker 3: Right, you fucking should be Uh. The dog says, I
won't be sorry because the do O double G lives
his life all or nothing, and tonight he's gonna walk
away a double L. So walk away with a double eg.
Excuse me, with all of the belts. I guess, so, mister,
a double crooked letter. I'll see yours a ringside, and
then the dog leaves and Billy Gunn, not wanting to
get one up, says, you'll walk out with nothing like
when I found you and you can hear it. Road
Dog off camera says yes, suck it, and then.
Speaker 1: He walks back in on Lucas and said, and that's
the word.
Speaker 6: No, oh good dog doesn't fucking do that. He doesn't
do this, he doesn't have that's all my dog.
Speaker 1: Let the dogs out. Backstage segment, Vince is here with
Shane in the Stooges and Shane says he's gonna take
down x POC grinnage style.
Speaker 3: Bam bam bam, bam bam bam and Vince says, as
far as Austin's concerned, I assure you the Big Show
will take care of him. Now, what are you guys doing?
He looks at the stooges and brisco says, anything you like,
mister McMahon, It says, all right about now, I could
use a cup of coffee.
Speaker 1: You're a weird fucking guy.
Speaker 3: Man, Why don't you fucking talk like that? Briscoe says, yes,
serve nice and hot, mister McMahon.
Speaker 1: So now it's sim for Billy Gunn versus The Dog.
Speaker 3: I gotta say, in the history of singles matches between
two guys that tagged with each other for a very
long time, this has to be top five worst ones,
if not the worst one ever. I hated this match,
and I'm mad that I had to watch it. This
shit sucked.
Speaker 7: Oh you didn't know, so Road Dog firms they could
firms that we will be doing it doggy style tonight.
Speaker 1: Billy Gunn mother f and bombed hardcore Holly into Jr's
little announced table last week, forced JR. To head over
to the frat house party.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess I got the week off. They broke
my table.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: This also allowed Billy Gunn to win the hardcore title.
Speaker 3: Yeah for this big match, Well, we.
Speaker 1: Start with the International where Billy Gunn falls face first
when it comes time for the hip toss.
Speaker 3: Trips on his own feet and falls on his face
and they just never they just never figure it out
after this.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: You know what I don't understand about this is it's
a hardcore ton match, but it's not a hardcore match. Huh.
Speaker 1: It's because they're boys, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, I'll take that. I guess you could just
have a regular match even if it is hardcore. I guess. Okay,
you know it's weel too. Yeah, they are broke.
Speaker 1: Dog confirmed it was Doggie's style.
Speaker 3: Earlier. I wish there was a Doggy styles you'd finding
some of the gratis one.
Speaker 1: This technically is he confided that.
Speaker 3: So, so thank you for reaffirming.
Speaker 1: Was this good? This live up to your expectation?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Like I'm satisfied.
Speaker 1: Actually, so, Billy gunnfall's face first on the very first
part of the match. I think the ring might have
been slippery or.
Speaker 3: What happened earlier your beer and blood that made anything
slippery around there.
Speaker 1: I assume also what happened here was they were told,
you guys have four and these guys called absolutely nothing
and probably drank a few beers and went out here
and did the thing and then headed to the back.
So mister Ask goes for the shake, rattle and roll,
but stops because he feels bad about using the closed fist.
Speaker 3: His friend doesn't, though Road Dog does not.
Speaker 1: Feel bad, does the whole thing with the atrix and
then penz them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Billy Gunn does a head scissors. Look like shit.
Speaker 1: I mean they were just doing shit. I mean shit,
we have nothing head scissors.
Speaker 3: You probably call the head scissors. I don't do that,
fucking do it.
Speaker 1: So Billy Gunn does a head scissors and then a
hip toss and a double arm drag. Billy gun misses
the corner splash and then hits the famouser.
Speaker 3: Yeah dude, he hits the post. Road Dog dances, So
Billy gun just got kicks hi hit and then he
like his fucking his joystick is all fun, dumps and
he just can't stop talking.
Speaker 1: And then Al snow val Venus and Gold does interfere.
Speaker 3: I wish you guys could have experienced the laugh that
I had when I saw this happening like I was
in such like a state of bliss of how could you? Used?
And excited? I was to figure out why the fuck
alson Valvinus were together and attacking the h Outlaws. Dude,
I said, what the fuck? Why are they all here? Dude?
They come out and collectively stomp mister S and the
road Dog out. And if we find out that and
this is I swear this is how they phrase it.
These guys will be in either the hardcore or in
title match of WrestleMania. WrestleMania is six days away. What
the fuck do you mean might like in either one?
Why don't you know? Dude? It is crazy to leave
like a cliffhanger going into Mania, like, uh a, I'm
not hanging on any fucking cliff for any of these guys, don't.
Speaker 1: Right now, Well, the RAF calls for the bell. Everyone
in the ring is confused. Actually wrote down here this sucked.
I usually don't do that, but that's crazy.
Speaker 3: I want to sell from here a little bit. Agod.
I mean, I wrote this is bad here. I hate this,
but that's not abnormal for me to write to be fair.
Speaker 1: Well, we go backstage. The Stooges are getting coffee and
then they get scared when someone off camera approaches them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're getting them coffee, and pat says, you know
how he like said, no cream nose jugger, he'll be happy.
And Brisco has the coffee and he drops the coffee
and he's staring behind patt and he says, oh no please,
and they're bagging off him and Patton. Then we go
to commercial. We come back and we see backstage Mike Kyota,
Pat Patterson and Jared Briscoll were all laid out and
Mike Kyota is bleeding. Did he's got blood bath backstage? I? Okay,
that's what I thought at first. To me, I was like, okay,
is this a brood thing because he's bleeding. But it
wasn't like a blood bath. He legit was like gigged.
So you must have got busted up in hard way
I think is or it was, you know whatever. He
just took one for the business, which you know. So
Cole says they were attacked during the break and you
won't guess by who, And he's right, is how you
wrote down, I wrote, Paul Ellering has to be involved
in this. It's the original legion of doom. They're attacking
the Stooges because that's the new legion of Dude, the
better version, the old one, the Stooges. I guess posed
as the Legion of Doom last week and lost to
Shane in a handicap match. So that's why they're back
and mad. And Paul Ellering is also here because okay, yeah,
he just has to you know, he's feeling for his boys.
Speaker 1: Sucks around here. He just had to watch Billy Gunn
versus my dog. He's best, all right. So now it's
time for the Blue Meanie. What we have a show
coming up in Philadelphia.
Speaker 3: Buddy, I could not believe that I was watching. I
thought Blue Meeni was coming out here for a match
to get his ass kicked. Then he grabbed the mic,
as Blue Meani has mic time on this show, Like
what is fucking going on? This is unbelievable and I
love the Blue Meani, but like, what the fuck are
you doing? So he fucking he says, got the fucking
is hey, Shamrock, I'm stick and tired of you sticking
your nose in our business. It's become pretty obviously me
that theF is not big enough for the both of us.
So tonight is where the Blue Meani takes a stand.
That's why, Shamrock, I'm calling you out. So if you
got the guts, come down the aisle, step through those
ropes and get the spanking you deserve. And I'm like, wow,
I'm about to watch the Blue Meenie get pulverized, Like
this is gonna be fucking fun. As he I'm excited
SHAMROCK's music hits, Ryan Shamrock comes out, I'm like wow,
this is fucking insane, and they call her the world's
most dangerous sister. So Blue Meani is upset with Ryan
Shamrock because gold Dust is flirting with Ryan Shamrock and
Blue mean he doesn't like that. Ryan Shamrock gets in
and they go face to face. Just what and then
Blue meen he fucking takes the knee and or he
sits down and Ben's are over his knee and goes
to spanker well. Ken Shamrock runs out to fucking make
the save. He's not gonna have this, not having his
SA But then all of a sudden, gold Dust is
here and he jumps Ken Shamrock and Shamrock counts Irish
Whip and hits a back elbow and a belly to
belly gold dust. He ankle locks gold Dust, and I mean,
I swore Blue mean he was gonna fucking give Shamrock
a shot to the head here, but he's nice and
he gives him a shot to the back, and Shamrock
sells it like death, like fucking Blue Meeni gave him
a good one. It was a good shot. I'm glad
that he waited for him to put him in the anklelock,
just sitting in the corner like lett him beat up
gold Dust. That was cool. Yeah, nice of you mean
he can do it too early when I.
Speaker 1: Touched my fucking screen when he ankle like gold dust,
leave him alone. You're hurting him.
Speaker 3: You're gonna take him off of Rustlemania that I bought
a ticket to see him for, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: I don't even know what he's gonna be in yet,
and you're gonna.
Speaker 3: Hurt him just there, So Blue Meat, Shamrock sells down,
and Blue Meani does like the Austin drop to his
belly and talk ship, which I thought was funny as fuck.
Speaker 1: With the glasses on.
Speaker 3: Prescription. So Blue Mead, he yells at Ryan Shamrock and
then they both helped Coldest to the back. Goldess looked
like he had a painted goat goatee on here, which
looked insane. I guess stuff. Oh sorry about that, glasses.
Speaker 1: So we go to the j R is War frat
party and everyone is channing j R j R.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hell yeah, boys, I'm having a great time. Yeah,
you know, I'd rather be at Ring Shote, no doubt
about that. But I would be at Ring Shot if
it wasn't for that goddamn hardcore Holly. He defended his
hard tu title against mister as and uh, he went
through my table, and if if my table wasn't broke,
I'd be at Ring Shote tonight. But we're gonna have
a great time tonight. Hey, we're all the girls. That
was funny at Funky jumped out light word of girls.
Where the girls? That was fucking awesome? Yeah, hell yeah Jr.
And where's the crack? No j R j R j R.
Speaker 1: Come on, boy, he says, say, boys, getting ready for
the night.
Speaker 3: She's gonna be in the house live in Albany. She
gets set up for wrestle match. I to not match live.
Speaker 1: We get the mankind chef boy r d over stuffed
b for Ravioli commercial beef BV bev.
Speaker 3: Oh hey, what's up BV.
Speaker 1: I used to kill this shit as a kid man.
Speaker 3: The chef r D M. Yeah, you were a chef.
Speaker 1: I didn't give a fuck. Yeah, like getting over stuff
to ones Feroni spaghetti, I mean just everything, really, I
mean these things all the time. I used to eat
it cold. We go on fishing trips. Yeah, yeah, Vienna
sausages and fucking chef Boyard cold. That was real. We
are at the Cleavage Home.
Speaker 3: That's it, right, Yeah, shot outside the Cleavage Home, and
you know it's the clevang Home because the mailbox has
cleavage and there's just a shot of the house with music,
and Wila says, can you tell me what the hell
that is?
Speaker 1: No, while the ministry has arrived.
Speaker 3: This is fucking awesome. I don't know if like this
is just what the acolytes wanted to wear, or if
like this was a last second we gotta fucking tape
this or something. But the acolytes are like dressed to
the nines here they look great.
Speaker 6: And then you see Stinky come on, I mean he.
Speaker 3: Looks ridiculous, fucking Viscera's I mean Viscera. And then there's
the Undertaker and his goddamn robe.
Speaker 1: Showing up for their big match tonight.
Speaker 3: Which I mean, like everyone, I just want you to,
you know, take a second and think. You know, Vince
threatened the Undertaker with a match against the boss.
Speaker 1: Man and others.
Speaker 3: And others, which again I didn't think about, but what
could that be? Take a second to think about it
and we'll let you know in a second.
Speaker 1: They have Sable versus I've Resable is going to be
a part of the WrestleMania Rage Party that Chef Boyard
is presenting.
Speaker 3: Oh my, and that is classic deadlock episode. We we
actually have reviewed the WrestleMania fifteen Rage Party. If you
haven't heard it, you should do yourself a favor. It is.
It is one of my favorite shows we've ever done.
Speaker 1: I mean, the Chocolate Salty Balls was awesome.
Speaker 3: Dude, what was the band? It was the Pond. Daddy's
right right big.
Speaker 1: And that's Sable there, that's the wall.
Speaker 3: Yeah, classic review. Definitely Table's there and she's doing the
grind and you gotta check it out. Of course she
is fantastic.
Speaker 1: Well. Sable says that this is for all the women
who want to be me and all the men who
came to see me. And then she does the grind.
Speaker 3: She owns the grind like five times in the span
of five minutes. That's her heel tone, right, the grind.
That's over grind, maybe ton for me.
Speaker 1: Well, Ivory comes down here with Delo Brown, and Ivory
is fucking ripped. Man.
Speaker 3: She looks fantastic, incredible shape, which is again like I
was like, oh okay, like tune up match sounds weird here,
and Sable actually does get a lot on her here,
But I mean I think they they would like Ivory.
I mean she was usually in a position to if somebody,
if they wanted one of the women to have a
good match, it was put him against Ivory. Delo is here,
as you said, he's on commentary and he says, yeah,
we need to throw a shout out to big sexual. Uh,
big sexual A big sexual chocolate is actually what he says,
shout out a big sexual chocolate. Back at home, what's up, dog?
Speaker 1: I want to give a shout out to the orange eminem.
Speaker 3: I don't want to give a shout out to Jim
Ross at the frat party all right.
Speaker 1: Ivory keeps trying to start the match, but Sable is
stretching and doing the grind.
Speaker 3: And the referee is on sable side for this, and
she keeps stopping Ivory from doing anything.
Speaker 1: That's the champions, you know, gimmick bullshit, bullshit, I say well.
Cole says a triple threat for the Hardcore title has
been set at WrestleMania. Yes, Billy gunn versus Hardcore, Holly
versus Al Snow.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that can only mean one thing. Then here,
oh right, yeah, and Dela's pissed. What the hell are
they doing here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Terry Rerunnolds and Jackie are here, and Delo's pissed,
and Terry walks over to him, and Delo immediately gets
up and calls her a two dollars slutty ass and
tells her to get out of here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Terry slaps the ship out of him, which
of course upsets de Lo and they they start, you know,
walking on hardcam side who you know, kind of she's
avoiding him and Delo is pursuing him. There's still the.
Speaker 1: One fucking thing going on in that ring, I mean,
kicking her kind of.
Speaker 3: Just keep it her download eat Uh.
Speaker 1: Sable goes to the Sable Bomb, but Ivory rolls her
up for a two. Ivory goes for a Canadian Destroyer
but get cuts up in the.
Speaker 3: Road Island Jair Road Canadian Destroyer. I mean like it
was the closest thing I've ever seen to one without
it being one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Ivory then gets her legs pulled by Jackie uh,
and Sable hits the Sable Bomb with grind theatrics for
the three.
Speaker 3: The ref is, of course distracted by Terry and d Lo,
which is why all this was allowed.
Speaker 1: I guess it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: That's very true. They're not paying attention regardless. Christian was
in a tag match earlier that he wasn't in.
Speaker 1: Tory runs down and Sable kicks her ass. Uh. Sable
andres her in the ropes, but Tory kicks her down
and then punches her a lot.
Speaker 3: Dude, Sable dude calling it Andre is so funny because
that's legit to save the guy wrote stable. Andre's Tory
and also Stable then not She's She wasn't andreing her
to do any like offense. She did it so she
could do the grind uninterrupted. And then yeah, kicks her
in the chest and gets out of the ropes very easily,
and then ground and pounds the ship out of her
and a ref tries to pull her off, and she
takes a swing at the ref and then Sable powders
gets her belt and.
Speaker 1: Does the grind about all your guy here?
Speaker 3: What more do you need? I mean, she's over as
fuck like something. Grind in the bomb. That's our Sable bomb.
Excuse me, that's all you need? Please get it right?
Sorry my bed.
Speaker 1: So Rocky Mankind are walking to the ring. Mankind should
probably win here. He's already got the shirt. Yes, Rock
doesn't have the shirt?
Speaker 3: Is it? I'm assuming that's good point? Yeah, it would
make it easier on everybody, really, is it? Do we know?
Or have they said? Because Stone Cold talks about Big
Show being the referee for the match at Mania, but
that ends up like it's Mankind versus Paul White and
the winner is the ref. So I don't know, like
where we are with that or if that happens day
of the show. I don't remember, but that happened, I
don't remember it either, But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, Rock is wrestling in the track suit.
Speaker 3: Great look, I love it. I mean, this is like
fucking fantastic era.
Speaker 1: He uh, he starts to match your punching Mankind down.
They go straight to the outside.
Speaker 3: Colon commentary, by the way, throughout this entire show and
through the end of the night, says this is the
biggest raw in history. Like he does say that, like
specifically here. I think he he says it here like
when you're on the outside. He says it later like
he's I think he said it like near the top,
like they are pushing this super hard, I guess, just
again trying to make it feel like a big deal
going into mania.
Speaker 1: Mankind goes for a suplice to the floor, but Rock
reverses it and hits his own. What never mattered. Both
are hitting the floor.
Speaker 3: Roll takes less of it. Of course.
Speaker 1: Mankind hits the body slam and pushes the arm in
and goes to the people's elbow. Oh, and Rock moves
and Mankind misses.
Speaker 3: Uh, come on, Mankind, you dubbass idiot.
Speaker 1: Thankfully, Mankind mule kicks the Rock. Uh, and then Rock
double legs him and punches him right in the dick, and.
Speaker 3: The referee threatens to decue him and the Rock tells
the ref he's gonna kick his ass and to shut
your mouth, and it's okay.
Speaker 1: Rock Shit cans Mankind and grabs the commentary headset and says.
Speaker 3: That he's whooping his rudy poo candy ass, and the
he says, watch this, which is a good show.
Speaker 1: And Mankind comes over and punches them down. They go
back in the ring. Mankind is a swinging neck breaker.
We get a double down, and then we get the
confirmation of the Intercontinental title Magic Wrestleman, which will be
road Dog versus Kin Shamrock versus gold Dust versus Valvenus,
and I'm getting worried they have unlimited time.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's fucking insane. Man Like, that's not something I'm
trying to watch.
Speaker 1: Rock pushes Mankind to the ropes and says, duck two.
I have no idea.
Speaker 3: Why that mean. That was so goddamn funny.
Speaker 1: So Mankind then ducks two and hits a gutkick double
unto a DDT for a visual three count. Six fucking
days before WrestleMania on the WW we have Champion whatever.
Mankind of rips out in the sock, but Big Show
walks down until he realizes he should probably run, and
then he does. Mankind punches Big Show, but Rock punches
Mankind back into Big Show. Big Show gets the choked
Slam and hits it on Mankind and the ref calls
for the bell.
Speaker 3: Dude, that was cool shit. He's on the apron does
it to Mankind inside the ring and yeah, referee saw it.
Mankind wins by DQ and the Rock is pissed. He's
threatening the ref. Mankind powders and a Big Show says no.
Mankind gets back in the ring with a chair on
the Rock. Powders and Rock talk shit to Paul White
as they go up the aisle and very quickly, I
mean there's soon after this WrestleMania the Rock turns face anyway,
so you know, I imagine they were planning the seeds
here of Paul Well.
Speaker 1: Big Show is pissed backstage and he's destroying the WWF
no mercy backstage area.
Speaker 3: He's thrown around raw is wore barrels, which I was
hoping big bananas would come out.
Speaker 1: Donkey gun, we have Caine versus gold Dust.
Speaker 3: That's dude. I was so excited, like, let's go out.
Holy fuck, it's Kane Okay, what's this gonna be? Holy shit,
it's gold Dust.
Speaker 1: Well Caine fucking shot China in the face with a
fireball gun style.
Speaker 3: Yeah, two weeks ago. Yeah, like, either you either you
think it's a gun or you can believe that Shane
or Shane Shane can also do this, that Kane can
shoot fire out of his fingers. He was aiming for
Triple H, but Triple H moved, China got a fireball
to the head, and then they said we saw side
of Kane we never saw before. As Kane is helping
China to the back and Cole, as this match is
about the start, says, oh, this should be a good one, folks,
which it was.
Speaker 1: So gold Dust comes out here and he looks a
little different in what way.
Speaker 3: Facially for some reason, he's got a big ass nose.
I don't know how what's going on there? This this
new water everywhere.
Speaker 1: He came out of my time for some reason. Shatter introduction, Well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, green glow sticks for some reason, shops on the
way to the ring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two thousand and nine, d X glow sticks.
Speaker 3: Getting on a tank driven by Bruce.
Speaker 1: With gold Dust. Well, gold Dust gets to the ring
and pulls out a gun, Dude, a cannon can well,
gold dust shoots cane with the gun.
Speaker 3: I lost it. That's not goings fucking cannon that appeared
out of nowhere like it was just a video game
or so, and you pulled it on across.
Speaker 1: Yeah, suck it.
Speaker 3: That's not gold dust.
Speaker 1: No, that's Triple H as gold dust.
Speaker 3: Holy shit? How's that?
Speaker 1: Well? Triple H attacks a cane with the gold dust
face paint on, has.
Speaker 3: His gear on, but gold dust face paint. You should
have just did the whole thing and had the body
suit on.
Speaker 1: Two for where'd you get the jacket?
Speaker 3: That's a good question.
Speaker 1: He stole it from gold dust. I hope there's a
follow up a gold dust.
Speaker 3: Because they just borrowed it, he said, Can I borrow
that for a second? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right? Cool. Well, we are six days away from WrestleMania,
and who Caine will face is up to you. Will
it be gold dust or will it be Triple H?
Speaker 3: Which gold will show up either.
Speaker 1: Or gold dust Triple H?
Speaker 3: Never know?
Speaker 1: Well, we go back to the j rs More frat party, Buck,
are you and Jim Ross's boy Nick is here? And uh?
He asked him, who think's gonna take this. It's gonna
be Stone Collars, It's gonna be the Big Show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we already had a great time tonight, folks. I'll
tell you right now, we know Mankind's going to referee
to Stone Cold Big Show last night. What's your prediction, Nick,
What do you think? I think the Big Show, Big
Show's gonna take I'll tell you what. Bob Holly walks
into the party. He somehow knew and was allowed to
do this, and Bob Holly spends He says, hey, black Hat,
you screwed up my match, and I'm fixing to screw
up your party. Boy at the party, boy, Oh, I
feel like partying right now. So Doctor Death stands up
and throws a drink at Bob Holly and they start
to fight, and I'm like, oh, okay, they'll have a
little schmas. No, they pretty much like work a match
for a minute like this goes on for a fucking while. So, yeah,
they fight. The camera keeps going fuzzy. I couldn't tell
if that's like, was real or if they were just
trying to splice it together because they weren't fuzzy at
like random times. Bob throws Doctor deaf into a fish tank.
It fucking breaks. They fight into a hallway. They're just
throwing shit at each other. They're in the kitchen now,
and then the stove gets fucking knocked over and we
lose transmission again, and uh, I mean, I don't know
why they did this. These guys don't wrestle each other
at the Wrestle media, so like this is fucking bidless.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have x poc versus Shane McMahon. X Puk
walks outside and Shane McMahon is they're waiting like a
video game cut scene.
Speaker 3: Kicks the door down and of course he's in the
dog shirt.
Speaker 1: You can legit do like a Borderland style opening. When
he kicks the door open and Shane's right there and
his zoom's in on him.
Speaker 3: Shame Shane McMahon.
Speaker 1: European champion. X Pot kicks Shane and he bumps onto
the concrete with water all around him. I imagine that sucked.
Speaker 3: Bad, dude. Yeah, big puddle is shit. He spin kicks
the shit out of him.
Speaker 1: And then the mean street Posse attack X pop Dude
me posse here, They fucking rush Xbox.
Speaker 3: They run him into the great like the you know
the fucking grating door. It's the Greenwich Posse. They say
it's roddeny Oh, it's Pete Cassen Willie Green Is that
Billy p Billy pe Lilly Billy P boys are hearing.
They're holding Xbox against the wall and Shane runs up
and he talksh it to him and then he drops
down and low blows Xbox and they all run away laughing.
Then they jump into the car and drive off and
Xbox tries to chase them, but they all drive away.
They should have just turned around and ran them over. Yeah,
why not.
Speaker 1: The visual of shame m Man out of the car
like rut is super funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it drives off so fucking fast, and he goes yeah.
Speaker 1: So Undertaker is here looking at the camera very weirdly,
I guess, very normally for Undertaker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's Undertaker style, but it is very odd.
He rolls his eyes on the back of his head
and they say the Ministry of Darkness against the Corporation next,
and I'm like, oh, so that's what's going on. Okay,
that's interesting. That could be fun. It's not fun, but
it could be.
Speaker 1: Well, we have tests. Ken Shamrock and Big boss Man
taking on Undertaker and the Acolytes with Paul Bearer.
Speaker 3: And of course Tony Chimmel introduces Vince McMahon.
Speaker 1: Oops, he ain't supposed to be out here about.
Speaker 3: Cole even says we were expecting the owner of WWT
Company that you know them, the corporation ring side, and
a lot of says, oh, he's got more important things
that get care of. Fuck this shitty bag.
Speaker 1: Well. Boss Man uses the night stick on Taker as
the acolytes do work on the outside with the steps.
Taker is showing why he's the best pure striker in
the WB because he punches down boss Man.
Speaker 3: Its just it's fucking crazy about the punches that he throws.
Speaker 1: All Boy shoot bones the Taker and boss Man fighting
to the crowd and the lights go out and they say,
what else is gonna happen tonight? Oh, I guess we
don't with that one.
Speaker 3: That's fucking it. That's it. They do this whole fucking thing.
I was like, oh, maybe a blood bath or something
here or or whatever you may have it. But everyone's fighting,
everyone's hitting each other with stairs like they're getting somewhere
here in this brawl. The lights go out and then
Laula goes ah and then that's fucking it. Like what
that's how you, dude? That's to go home to Undertaker's
WrestleMania match. Dude, it just goes to commercial, like a
WrestleMania fifteen commercial. They don't and we come back, they
don't say anything. There's no like fuck the match.
Speaker 1: They said, yeah, like you could.
Speaker 3: Have just they could have thrown them at like ref
could account on them all out and thrown a match out,
you know, Like oh, so I'm like wolves, I mean,
like we're just fucking brought in the back at the
very least the light's going out. I'll just do something
else if you're not gonna have a finish the fucking
Pans test ship.
Speaker 1: So we have the main event of the evening Big
Show versus Stone called Steve Austin. Vince comes down here
in a suit jacket with no shirt on.
Speaker 3: Of course because the shirt got soaked, but he's got
to have something, so the suit jacket has to be here,
which is also still soaked.
Speaker 1: The sid jacket stays on during promo time.
Speaker 3: Well, he asked the crowd if they're having a good
time to nine and he says, I bet you like
the way I looked, don't you you appreciate what Stone
called Steve ast Oh? He said, this is funny. I
bet you appreciate what Stone gold Stoy Steve Austen did
to me. You appreciate it so much, I'm gonna show
it to you again. Take a look. So they recap
the beer bash and he says, Austin, I hope you
enjoyed that, because I promise you no, no, I guarantee you, Austin,
there is no chance in hell becoming a champion WrestleMania.
So let me introduce the champion now and the man
who will be champion after Wrestlming. He's over the guest commentator,
the Rock. The Rock comes out, he's in a fucking
fancy shirt, and he allows me to introduce you to
the man whom I thoroughly believe will be the guest
referee WrestleMania, a man who will teach Stone cls he
bust on a lesson. Here night the Big Show Paul White,
and Paul White comes out to the Saint Valentine's Day mascer.
Speaker 1: Theme, which is awesome.
Speaker 3: It is fucking awesome. Also awesome is how this guy looks.
We talk about it every time we see this guy
in this era, but like, wow, what a specimen monster?
Yeah yeah, like cool, fucking look, I mean, good lord.
Speaker 1: I mean just look at him standing at the ramps.
Is unreal. I mean he's standing at the ramp and
Rock and Vents are looking at him and they're like
hell yeah.
Speaker 3: So Mankind comes out to be the referee for the match,
and the match is now on. It's Big Show Paul
White versus Stone Cold, and the match is beginning, and
Cole Won on commentary says, Rock, earlier tonight, you were
a victim of a beer bash. Stone Cold is focused,
and Rock says, there's only one man that's de termined,
and that's the Rock. The Rock six days lays the
smack down on his bald monkey ass. Austin looks over
at commentary and he points a Rock and he points
at his eyes to make sure he's making an eye contact,
and then he puts his middle finger near his eye.
Speaker 1: So Big Show he just starts kicking Steve Austin's ass
to start here, Stone call Low blows. Big Show tries
to drag him into the post, but Big Show pushes
him with his foot and he gets thrown back over
the barricade.
Speaker 3: This match actually made me kind of sad near the
end because all the pieces are here of how big
shows should be handled. And jumping ahead just a little bit,
the story is that Austin can't hit the stunner on
this guy, that there was no reason to let that
go already. Yeah, like, yeah, you're right. They could have
had that, like do that in a pay per viewer, please, right,
Like yeah, it could have built that to a big
Austin finally hits the stunner on this guy, like give
it a few months, like holy fuck, he can't do it,
and then he does it, like no, we'll just fucking
do it here cares well.
Speaker 1: Big Show put pin to paper and he knows he's
not going back to WCW's that's true. Big Show goes
to grab him, but Steve Austin pokes him in the eyes.
Austin tries to fight back, but Big Show double goozles
him and mankind hits a double ax on Big Show
behind referee.
Speaker 3: By the way, he.
Speaker 6: Fucking jumps off the fucking does that to him, that's
fucking ridiculous and uh a commentary Cole says, you know,
Paul white Land the SmackDown, so to speak on Stone
Cold and then cuts to the shot of commentary and
Lawler and Rock both turn at the same time and
give Cole a shitty look, and Rock points to him
and says, hey, shut your mouth.
Speaker 3: There's only one man that lays the smack down, And
Laala says, what's wrong with he? You idiot? And Rock says,
you piece a dress, and then Cole says, well, Mankind
could be the guest reference. You know your match is refereeing?
Rock says, you think the Rock could give three piles
of monkey crap? Who gets referee?
Speaker 5: Is?
Speaker 3: Rock is so good? On commentary? Here also anytime the
crowd chance for Austin, Rock says, listen to the Rocks
fans channing his name.
Speaker 1: So big Show chases Mankind into the ring and as
he does, he's hitting the back by a huge bag
of popcorn.
Speaker 3: Okay, was that Austin or do you think that was
a fan?
Speaker 1: I think it was a fan probably.
Speaker 6: That's what I thought, too is because the crowd pops
huge for it too, big ass bucket up cord.
Speaker 1: So Steve Austin comes in from behind and takes the
turn buckle off. Big Show sees none of this. Austin
then tries to throw a Big Show into the turn buckle,
but Show stops him. Austin goes for the stoner, but
Big Show sends Austin into the exposed turn buckle. Oh,
Austin goes for the stunner again, the Big Show throws
them off, and then Big Show hits the big boot
cut off.
Speaker 3: Got I mean the big boot cut off a classastic.
Speaker 1: Big Show starts beating Austin on the ramp and then
military Press slams them onto the concrete.
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe that was, like, I mean, he took it,
you know, a face bump on or you know whatever
you would call that, but.
Speaker 1: Big bump from Austin six days before Mania.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, yeah, that's what I thought. So that's kind
of crazy to do that right before Mania, Like if
you got heard before the Big Man's very looking crazy.
Speaker 1: Big Show then misses an elbow drop classic and Steve
Austin starts fucking unloading anything he can land on the
Big Show.
Speaker 3: He's doing it Texas style.
Speaker 1: Austin has the steel chair now and he hits Big
Show in the ass with it, and then the leg
and then hits him in the head with the chair
three times.
Speaker 3: Dude. The chare shots to the head were fucking gnarly.
Speaker 1: And then Austin hits the stone Cold stunner and the
place comes unglued.
Speaker 3: I mean, they lose their fucking mind. Vince's irate Big
Show is already back up, though, and he's he's now
attacking mankind and throw him to the outside. He's chasing
after him. Rock gets in the ring and jumps Austin
and they start brawling. They're throwing fists back and forth.
Rock Bottom on Austin and the Rock lays out stone
Cold six days before WrestleMania, and the Rock goes in
the corner as the show ends, and he does a
taunt on the ropes that I've recognized via a gift
for many years. That's another classic rock fucking post. I
mean he that might be the most giffable wrestler of
all time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he has a ton of them, especially
around this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah crazy, I mean again, you know, this is a
It's it's always interesting to see go home shows the
WrestleMania to see like what they were doing to try
to push at the least pay per view buys right,
because I imagine the fucking yeah almost super sold out,
if not already so pushing pay per view gys by
having me fucking watch the goddamn Billy gunn Road Dog
shit and Blue Meani town Hall like doesn't really like there.
I guess they just banked on the rock in Austin
being huge enough draws that that's the only fucking thing
you need to care about. And they might have been
it was, yeah, they might, I think so. Yeah, History
says though, Well, that is it for this episode of
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