Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly's Show, Final hour, The Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. We have all
Speaker 1: kinds of things this hour. We're gonna talk about lies
Speaker 1: here in just a moment. Then we'll get back to
Speaker 1: more questions. But I wanted to address this as the
Speaker 1: ice stuff is heating up across the country. The Trump administration,
Speaker 1: to their credit, they're not backing off. Whenever these kooky
Speaker 1: Kami cities push back, they push back even harder. So
Speaker 1: they're handling it the right way. But well, I got
Speaker 1: this seemail Jesse. Last night I watched seven different YouTube
Speaker 1: videos reporting that naked children have been zip tied together
Speaker 1: and dragged off in rental vans by ice. There was
Speaker 1: a fake photo all over the Internet of a zip
Speaker 1: tied toddler. This is extremely dangerous and I believe it
Speaker 1: deserves jail time. Do you agree. His name is Dean,
Speaker 1: So Dean is talking about the lie, you know, naked
Speaker 1: children and zip tide toddlers and things like that. Well,
Speaker 1: there's a good and bad to virtually everything. Right now.
Speaker 1: I guess some things are just all bad, like fish,
Speaker 1: But anyway, there's a good and bad to everything. Social
Speaker 1: media is one of those things that it's very common
Speaker 1: to complain about. It very very common to complain about it.
Speaker 1: People don't connect anymore. But every complaint you have about
Speaker 1: social media is probably very very valid and very very true. Right,
Speaker 1: But you've seen the recent polls on trust in the
Speaker 1: American media. Let me spoil it for you. It's really bad.
Speaker 1: It's in the twenties. In the twenties, that is the
Speaker 1: percentage of American people who trust what they see on
Speaker 1: the news. Why it was not always that way? Why
Speaker 1: because now instead of having to rely on ABCNBCCBS, now
Speaker 1: you have social media where if you choose to put
Speaker 1: in any effort at all, you can go find out
Speaker 1: the truth. You'll know the truth before the news comes
Speaker 1: on at night and lies about it. When I sit
Speaker 1: here and I talk to you about the stories of
Speaker 1: the day, like when I brought up Tiss James being
Speaker 1: indicted or anything like that. When I talk to you
Speaker 1: about the stories of the day, if you listen live,
Speaker 1: so I'm on six to nine Eastern time. If you
Speaker 1: are listening to me live right now, I bet you
Speaker 1: money you are rarely surprised by any news story. Now,
Speaker 1: I might have a piece of audio you didn't you
Speaker 1: haven't heard, or maybe I will have a story that
Speaker 1: you hadn't heard yet. But how much of the time
Speaker 1: do I bring up a story that you've already heard about?
Speaker 1: It's all the time, right Because of social media, you
Speaker 1: are able to sort or find the truth and in
Speaker 1: ways that nobody ever was before. People were for forever
Speaker 1: before social media, people were slaves essentially to whatever was
Speaker 1: on the news channels at night or printed in the newspaper.
Speaker 1: Without that, you know, if you're if it's a nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety this is not ancient history. If it's nineteen ninety
Speaker 1: and you have regular cable TV, ABCNBCCBS, and you know,
Speaker 1: you'd have CNN a couple other things back then, and
Speaker 1: you get the local paper. I know this is totally
Speaker 1: backwards thinking for most people now, but I swear on
Speaker 1: my life they used to deliver the newspaper to your
Speaker 1: home if you signed up and paid for it and subscribed.
Speaker 1: If you subscribe to a paper, a young man would
Speaker 1: get a paper route. It was a very common job
Speaker 1: back then. You would show up super early in the
Speaker 1: morning at the newspaper place or they would deliver it
Speaker 1: to your home a stack of newspapers. You would get
Speaker 1: on your bicycle and you had a paper route, and
Speaker 1: you would ride all over the neighborhood, delivering newspapers to
Speaker 1: people's homes. And if you want to know what was
Speaker 1: in the news, what was happening, you had to go
Speaker 1: out to the end of the driveway and grab the
Speaker 1: newspaper or turn on NBC that night. Now, what if
Speaker 1: they're all lying and we see today how consistent they
Speaker 1: all tell the same lies. You can turn on ABC
Speaker 1: and you'll see an outright lie, not bias, an outright lie.
Speaker 1: You'll turn on CBS, you'll see the same outright lie. NBC,
Speaker 1: same LI, CNN, same I. You open up the Washington Post,
Speaker 1: same LI, New York Times, same lie. So if you
Speaker 1: were in that system and they all told you the exact,
Speaker 1: same outright line. If it's nineteen ninety and they all
Speaker 1: came out and said Donald Trump colluded with Russia install
Speaker 1: the election, how do you disprove it? Even if you
Speaker 1: suspect they might be lying, How are you going to
Speaker 1: find other forms of information? You're not. You're a slave
Speaker 1: to that form of information. Now, that's the good news.
Speaker 1: Social media allowed us to find information, other sources of information,
Speaker 1: so we can bypass the lies and disprove the lies.
Speaker 1: And it's destroyed trust in the media, which is perfect
Speaker 1: because there are a bunch of lion commy scumbags. That's
Speaker 1: the good news. But the bad news is this lies
Speaker 1: travel faster and further now. Lies have always traveled at
Speaker 1: breakneck speed. Now with social media combined with the communist's
Speaker 1: willingness to lie about everything at all times, now lies
Speaker 1: can travel immediately to millions and millions and millions of people,
Speaker 1: and other communists will repeat the lie. Sometimes it's because
Speaker 1: they believe it, sometimes it's just because they want other
Speaker 1: people to believe it. But that picture, maybe you've seen it,
Speaker 1: maybe you haven't. There's a picture of a toddler who
Speaker 1: has been handcuffed or zip tied. The pictures a little grainy,
Speaker 1: and some communists on social media said that was what
Speaker 1: Ice was doing to a child. It wasn't Ice, It
Speaker 1: wasn't even in this country. It wasn't. That has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with Ice or Trump or anything like that
Speaker 1: at all. Now communists are spreading it and sharing it everywhere.
Speaker 1: The bad part of social media is your word that
Speaker 1: your liberal ant Peggy's world of make believe can be
Speaker 1: reinforced on social media. Instead of her being exposed to
Speaker 1: the truth, now her world of make believe just gets
Speaker 1: more cemented in her mind. You want a great example
Speaker 1: of this, All the social media companies were telling all
Speaker 1: the same lies at the same time too. Remember during
Speaker 1: COVID when they deleted your account for saying this mask
Speaker 1: is stupid and the vaccine doesn't do anything for you.
Speaker 1: Remember that. Well, Elon Musk got angry about the rampant
Speaker 1: censorship on social media, and so he bought Twitter and
Speaker 1: renamed it x. Maybe you're on there, maybe you're not.
Speaker 1: It's fine if you're not. But you know where the
Speaker 1: communists went. They left, not all of them, a lot
Speaker 1: of them left, and they created a new social media
Speaker 1: website called Blue Sky. Have you ever heard of Blue Sky?
Speaker 1: Probably not, It doesn't matter, You don't need to go.
Speaker 1: But if you want a fascinating, slash horrifying little wade
Speaker 1: through the communist ecosystem, go over to Blue Sky now
Speaker 1: because it's a place that would absolutely censor you or me.
Speaker 1: Now they've found a new bubble where they can stay
Speaker 1: and the biggest, craziest, most ridiculous lies will be repeated
Speaker 1: over and over and over and over and over again.
Speaker 1: And they went there on purpose because censorship stopped on Twitter.
Speaker 1: It's not just that the world of make believe is
Speaker 1: created for them. Oftentimes they want to live there. That's
Speaker 1: what they prefer. Remember that if you start exposing a
Speaker 1: communist lies, the lies they believe. If you start exposing
Speaker 1: that to them, your liberal and Peggy, you start showing
Speaker 1: her the truth about anything, she will Oftentimes she'll respond
Speaker 1: in anger, even if you're not being mean. And part
Speaker 1: of the reason she's responding in anger is you're not
Speaker 1: just exposing the truth about one issue, whatever that issue
Speaker 1: may be. You are tearing apart her entire world. If
Speaker 1: you start pulling at that thread. If she if this lies,
Speaker 1: she believes all the way, if it turns out to
Speaker 1: be disproven, well, it might bring the whole house she
Speaker 1: lives in down. And she would rather scream and yell
Speaker 1: at you and storm out of the house before she
Speaker 1: allows that to happen, because it's not one issue, it's
Speaker 1: her whole world, it's her religion. Remember what if you
Speaker 1: could prove to someone beyond the shadow of a dow
Speaker 1: that their religion, that what they've dedicated their whole life
Speaker 1: to is fake. That's how your liberal and Peggy thinks
Speaker 1: when you expose the truth about Donald Trump taught us
Speaker 1: to inject bleach. No we didn't. Here's here's here's the
Speaker 1: video of it. Frah, I hate you. You're an aunte.
Speaker 1: Wait what are you? Her whole world comes apart. Hey, Jess,
Speaker 1: I feel your pain when you're talking about dealing with
Speaker 1: the power company. That's been my experience in dealing with Satan,
Speaker 1: I mean Infinity barely talk English. I usually get the
Speaker 1: Philippines after not being very helpful. They try to tell
Speaker 1: another service. I want to change my phone to pure talk.
Speaker 1: But I'm in the process for alternate cables, so on
Speaker 1: and so forth. What do you reckon? What do you
Speaker 1: use for cable slash internet whatever? All right, so I'll
Speaker 1: explain what I what we do for TV. Now I'm
Speaker 1: so mad at myself for it. It is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday. Remember, if you miss
Speaker 1: any part of the show, you can now let it
Speaker 1: I hard Spotify iTunes. If you want to email us
Speaker 1: love hate, death threat, you can Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow
Speaker 1: dot com. So this lady asked me what do we
Speaker 1: use for you know, TV, cable, internet, that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: So you don't want to do what I do. You
Speaker 1: don't want to be like me. I have the worst
Speaker 1: system in the world and it's very, very frustrating. First,
Speaker 1: we used to have direct TV. This is a wild ago. Well,
Speaker 1: you had DirecTV because I told you I used to
Speaker 1: be an NFL super fan and DirecTV I don't know
Speaker 1: if this still exists, used to have a special NFL
Speaker 1: package where you could subscribe to it and you would
Speaker 1: get every single NFL game. That was the reason we
Speaker 1: had DirecTV. Well, along comes Saint George Floyd. He dies
Speaker 1: of an overdose. The NFL starts printing the name of
Speaker 1: rapists on their helmets and putting end races him in
Speaker 1: the end zone, and Jesse says, goodbye. No more professional
Speaker 1: football for me. So now I don't need direct TV.
Speaker 1: Now I'm looking at my bill. Don't quote me on
Speaker 1: this because I don't remember exactly, but I think I
Speaker 1: think we were paying somewhere in the neighborhood, I like
Speaker 1: one hundred and forty bucks a month or something like that.
Speaker 1: It was a lot. Chris maybe one hundred and thirty.
Speaker 1: It was a lot. It was a lot. Well, I
Speaker 1: really don't want to make myself sound like Jewish boozer Chris.
Speaker 1: But that's too much money. So we decide, hey, this
Speaker 1: is the Internet era. If we're not watching the NFL anymore,
Speaker 1: dump direct TV. The TVs are all hooked up to
Speaker 1: the Internet. If there's something you want to watch. If
Speaker 1: there you know, I'm a documentary freak. If there's a
Speaker 1: documentary you want to watch, or maybe one of obs
Speaker 1: weird serial killer shows that she likes. If there's something
Speaker 1: like that you want to watch, just get a subscription
Speaker 1: to the or that whatever that may be, you know,
Speaker 1: Amazon Prime, anything like that and whatever that may be. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe you've done this too. This is what I started doing.
Speaker 1: But these companies keep making me angry by putting out
Speaker 1: They have to gay everything up, they have to ruin
Speaker 1: every freaking show. They keep making me angry. And so
Speaker 1: something will pop up that I want to watch, I'll
Speaker 1: get a subscription and then I'll cancel the subscription as
Speaker 1: soon as I'm done watching it, so I don't keep
Speaker 1: paying the company. But at some point in time, you
Speaker 1: forget to cancel some and then you have a subscription,
Speaker 1: and then you're trying to figure out how many subscriptions
Speaker 1: do you have? Should you delete this subscription? And by
Speaker 1: the time, by the time you're done, if you look
Speaker 1: at all the subscriptions for this thing and that I
Speaker 1: think it did the dp B, you're paying more than
Speaker 1: one hundred and forty dollars you were paying at direct TV. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it is a whole ruble system. I have no earthly
Speaker 1: idea how to fix it at all. I do know
Speaker 1: that I love my documentaries. Look, that's part of how
Speaker 1: I do my history research for the show. I try
Speaker 1: to stick with books. I read everything I can. But
Speaker 1: if I watch if there is there's very rarely a
Speaker 1: good documentary. Good documentaries are hard to find. But if
Speaker 1: I watch a good documentary on something where I can
Speaker 1: see it, it helps me. I don't know if this
Speaker 1: is going to make me sound like a fruit. If
Speaker 1: I can see it, if I can lay my eyes
Speaker 1: on it, it helps me. Help you visualize it, Does
Speaker 1: that make sense? It helps me describe it to you
Speaker 1: once I have actually seen it. So documentaries become part
Speaker 1: of it. And that was a long way of saying,
Speaker 1: don't do what I do. I have no helpful advice
Speaker 1: to you whatsoever, I'm doing it wrong. I don't want
Speaker 1: to give these companies. Most of these companies are trash,
Speaker 1: so I don't want to give them my business. Now
Speaker 1: there are some that I would never ever consider for
Speaker 1: any reason. Disney will never ever have another dime of
Speaker 1: my money at all. That is the biggest, most important
Speaker 1: children's company on Earth, and it is turned into gay
Speaker 1: propaganda for children. It's disgusting what they have done to
Speaker 1: that company. There's no Disney Plus, there's no Disney nothing
Speaker 1: will never be going to Disney World or Disneyland. That
Speaker 1: is a gross, gross company. But still it's just Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hard, and that's a good point. Chris Pluto TV.
Speaker 1: Chris pointed out is free, so I try to seek
Speaker 1: out free services. But right like right now, it's the
Speaker 1: baseball playoffs. Now that I'm forty four going on eighty four,
Speaker 1: I've started to enjoy baseball. I enjoy what appears to
Speaker 1: be a much more patriotic sport. I can take my
Speaker 1: kids to the games and they don't have to watch
Speaker 1: strippers who are strippers who are pertaining to be cheerleaders,
Speaker 1: and nobody's gonna get drunk and throw beer at them.
Speaker 1: I just it's just it's more family friendly. But you
Speaker 1: can't watch that on Half the Freeze. It's horrible. Look
Speaker 1: I go through it too, all right, it's horrible. Jesse.
Speaker 1: My daughter recently applied and had to prove the chapter
Speaker 1: of Turning Point USA and her high school. I'm so proud.
Speaker 1: I love seeing her generation get in the fight. My
Speaker 1: son too. They're hardcore anti communists. That's really cool. What
Speaker 1: advice do you have for her and all the young
Speaker 1: people getting involved in the anti communist movement to take
Speaker 1: back our country? Says I can say his name or
Speaker 1: her name. I don't know. Aj I don't think you
Speaker 1: need advice from me because you're far ahead of where
Speaker 1: I was at that age. You don't need advice from me.
Speaker 1: I will tell you this though. Read. I know that sucks,
Speaker 1: and if you don't like to read, it sucks. Hoover
Speaker 1: up knowledge, Okay, hoover up knowledge. It will help you
Speaker 1: along the way. And there's no better way to do
Speaker 1: that than books. If it has to be books on tape,
Speaker 1: like Chris, make it books on tape. Read and make
Speaker 1: sure you stick together as a coalition, right, you're going
Speaker 1: to need friends along the way because it's going to
Speaker 1: be rocky. And other than that, be bold. You're right,
Speaker 1: they're wrong. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
Speaker 1: Fantastic Thursday. Let's go to Chris Hayes. Apparently RFK is
Speaker 1: too obsessed with autism. Today we are signing an executive
Speaker 1: order that's the wrong button completely. I can't but that did.
Speaker 1: Chris Hayes sounds a lot like Brandon Johnson. One of
Speaker 1: the things that's been very strange to me about watching
Speaker 1: the development of the perversion of the public health system
Speaker 1: under RFK is the obsession with autism. So it's like,
Speaker 1: it's I think that's a pretty good thing for the
Speaker 1: hell out of JHS to be worried about, to be
Speaker 1: focused on as families struggle. But of course, to the communist,
Speaker 1: he can't make any sense at all. Doesn't he know
Speaker 1: they're just supposed to be pushing the clock shot into
Speaker 1: your arm? What are they digging into real issues? For
Speaker 1: JK forty seven, I normally buy off on ninety five
Speaker 1: percent of your takes and have chosen to overlook when
Speaker 1: you're wrong because it rarely happens, and your opinion can
Speaker 1: somehow be influenced by Chris and you are handicapped by
Speaker 1: unusually small hands. But this, Sir, cannot be overlooked. You've
Speaker 1: referred to the carmaker as Jaguar and not jag He
Speaker 1: just said the same thing and not jaguar like normal
Speaker 1: people do. This literally drives me nuts. Your conduct is
Speaker 1: an example of why West Virginians question the opinions of
Speaker 1: those from the other side of the Ohio River. It's
Speaker 1: called jaguar. They even have a Jaguar on the thing.
Speaker 1: What Chris, Jaguar? Why would I say? There's not an
Speaker 1: extra vowel in it after the G. It's British. It's
Speaker 1: a British company. I thought it was American. I didn't
Speaker 1: know what. I've got a car man, I don't know everything, okay,
Speaker 1: And there's not a varwel after the G. It's not
Speaker 1: the jigabu in whatever. You just say jaguar, the Jaguars.
Speaker 1: It's the whatever here, Doctor Jesse, am I the only
Speaker 1: one fed up with texting. I love texting. Texting. Texting
Speaker 1: makes sure that I never get trapped on the phone.
Speaker 1: I'm a big texting person. In fact, I'm even that
Speaker 1: guy if you if you call me, and usually I'll
Speaker 1: just ignore it. But if you're somebody I can't ignore
Speaker 1: or probably shouldn't ignore, I'll ignore the call and then
Speaker 1: shoot you a quick text and I'll you'll say something
Speaker 1: usually along the lines of I'm in a meeting, what's up?
Speaker 1: You should know I'm never in a meeting. That is
Speaker 1: a lie. One hundred percent of the time. If you're
Speaker 1: one of my friends or family members listening right now,
Speaker 1: and I have ever texted you that I'm in a meeting,
Speaker 1: what's up? That was a lie. I told an outright lie.
Speaker 1: What I meant was, I don't want to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Can you just text me whatever it is, because I
Speaker 1: need to know if it's important I do have. I
Speaker 1: have a couple of friends speaking of phone trappers. If
Speaker 1: you want to know, you're never going to get me
Speaker 1: to answer the phone. Ever, they will text, and then
Speaker 1: if I text back, the second my return text hits
Speaker 1: their phone, they call that There is no chance I
Speaker 1: would ever take your call. I am more likely to
Speaker 1: get in a helicopter and fly over an active volcano
Speaker 1: and throw my phone in it than I ever would
Speaker 1: be to answer the phone of somebody who calls me
Speaker 1: immediately after I text message, you're not going to trap
Speaker 1: me on the phone. Text whatever you need and then
Speaker 1: we can move on. Jesse, maybe next time you have
Speaker 1: Buck Sexton on or some other big, big brain person
Speaker 1: in the no Cash Betel states he plans to dismantle Antifa,
Speaker 1: obviously using the FBI workforce. If he is surrounded by leftists,
Speaker 1: how does he hand out assignments if he doesn't know
Speaker 1: who he can trust. It's very difficult, It's extremely difficult.
Speaker 1: This is what we have a hard time with right
Speaker 1: now because things are going well and we have better leadership.
Speaker 1: But remember that it's been decades and decades and decades
Speaker 1: of communist infiltration as they worm their way through our institutions.
Speaker 1: Now they're in our institutions now if we need our
Speaker 1: institutions for something. They're sick. They're very, very sick. It's
Speaker 1: I think I've used this analogy before. It's like working,
Speaker 1: It's like doing your entire life being out of shape,
Speaker 1: meaning all you do is eat bad. You never work out,
Speaker 1: eat bad, you never work out, eat bad, you never
Speaker 1: work out, and now you're super fat and you got
Speaker 1: high blood pressure and you're out of breath. When you
Speaker 1: stand up and walk across the hall. Only now it's really, really, really,
Speaker 1: really really important that you run a mile. You have
Speaker 1: to run a mile now your life depends on it.
Speaker 1: You know. So a bad guy's chasing you with a
Speaker 1: knife and you have to run away. Well, two things
Speaker 1: are true. Yeah, you have to run away, you have
Speaker 1: to run that mile. Also, you probably can't. This this
Speaker 1: is the price we pay you and me. This is
Speaker 1: the price we pay for not being aggressive enough with
Speaker 1: communists when they were starting to get a foothold. We
Speaker 1: were too nice, too tolerant. We lied to ourselves that
Speaker 1: they're just naive, they don't get it, they don't know
Speaker 1: what they're doing. Oh, they'll come out of it, eventually,
Speaker 1: they'll grow up. We did not understand what we were
Speaker 1: dealing with, and now they're everywhere, and it's a freaking problem.
Speaker 1: It's a big problem. Whatever, let's laugh at Katie Pork.
Speaker 2: We're gonna lose more than half a million Californians dying
Speaker 2: prematurely to air pollution and other problems, and the state
Speaker 2: could lose out of my shot.
Speaker 1: That's actually correct. It's not that it's electric vehicles.
Speaker 2: It's that you don't need the committments any Paris.
Speaker 1: Clim Okay, it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Okay, you also were in my shot before that, Stay
Speaker 2: out of my shot.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to start talking to Chris and Corey
Speaker 1: like that. Hey, Jesse, I belong to a men's group
Speaker 1: that includes a die hard Democrat who tells me that
Speaker 1: ICE is busting into businesses and homes without warrants. They're
Speaker 1: grabbing people off the street in an effort to arrest illegals.
Speaker 1: I'm under the impression ICE is acting on quarter proved
Speaker 1: deportation detainers, which effectively constitute an arrest warrant. Who is correct?
Speaker 1: You're correct? And your Democrat friend lives in a world
Speaker 1: of make believe because every source your Democrat friend goes
Speaker 1: to tells them the exact same lie. Democrat politicians tell
Speaker 1: them the exact same lie. These are Nazis, These are
Speaker 1: going stopo tactics. They're grabbing people off the street, they're
Speaker 1: grabbing women, they're grabbing children. These are all outright lies.
Speaker 1: But if you watch the news, that's what you believe.
Speaker 1: And look the politicians, they're all telling the same lies.
Speaker 1: They're all having the exact same line. What do you
Speaker 1: know about this incident, were federal agents boxed in and assaulted. Well,
Speaker 1: we don't have a lot of facts. What happens in
Speaker 1: these sorts of incidents is we had absolutely all the facts.
Speaker 1: We all watch the video. In fact, by the time JB.
Speaker 1: Pritzker waddled onto that television set and sat down, you
Speaker 1: had already seen the video of the federal agent's being
Speaker 1: boxed in. Your liberal and Peggy didn't see that video.
Speaker 1: Your liberal and Peggy is over there on blue Sky
Speaker 1: watching CNN, and so she is lied to at all times,
Speaker 1: living in a world to make believe Jesse, I don't
Speaker 1: own a firearm. I feel like the Second Amendment leans
Speaker 1: to the effect of you need to own a firearm
Speaker 1: for no other reason than use it if the government
Speaker 1: tries to take it. Would that suggest that people should
Speaker 1: have arms greater than the government. If so, I don't
Speaker 1: think we're in such terrible shape. Yes, that's exactly what
Speaker 1: it's for. And two am I less patriotic or even
Speaker 1: unpatriotic for not owning a firearm? I do have a
Speaker 1: pitchfork in an axe. Well, it's not the year sixteen hundred,
Speaker 1: so a pitchfork and an axe are going to be
Speaker 1: of precious little use. If the person who's trying to
Speaker 1: kill you has a gun, No, that doesn't mean you're
Speaker 1: unpatriotic though. Some people just don't like guns. Maybe you're
Speaker 1: not even allowed to own a gun wherever you are.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're in one of these communist heel holes where
Speaker 1: they once you disarmed so they can turn some twenty
Speaker 1: time fellon loose on you and set him into your
Speaker 1: house with the butcher's knife. I don't know what your
Speaker 1: situation is, but look, if you don't like guns, don't
Speaker 1: ever want to shoot a gun, that's your business. I
Speaker 1: would I would recommend changing that, though I would changing that.
Speaker 1: All right, all right is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final
Speaker 1: second of The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday.
Speaker 1: I do hope you enjoy your weekend. You know I
Speaker 1: won't be here tomorrow. I'm sorry. Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow
Speaker 1: dot com is the email address. Let's stick into these. Hey,
Speaker 1: Jesse new p one listener writing you for the first
Speaker 1: time Friday when you were addressing other people's comments. He
Speaker 1: told the story about struggling with alcohol after your deployment
Speaker 1: overseas and how you can trace that path back to
Speaker 1: high school. Pologize if I'm retreading on old ground, But
Speaker 1: how did you shake it? How does one start a
Speaker 1: new path? I continue to struggle with alcohol at thirty one,
Speaker 1: after over a decade of abuse, and I fear I've
Speaker 1: wasted the best years of my life on this and
Speaker 1: there's no coming back. Sorry to treat you as a therapist,
Speaker 1: but as you probably know, they're all communists. So you're
Speaker 1: the best we've got, he says, I can say his name.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say his name though, just in case.
Speaker 1: All right, So one, you didn't waste the best years
Speaker 1: of your life. That's a lie. Maybe your twenties weren't
Speaker 1: what they should have been because of alcohol, but the
Speaker 1: twenties are not the best years of your life. There's
Speaker 1: not any set time that's the best years of your life.
Speaker 1: I know eighty year olds who are happy as pigs
Speaker 1: and mud. Their body's breaking down, they're not look they're
Speaker 1: not running as fast as they used to be. That
Speaker 1: it might not look as good as they used to look.
Speaker 1: But happy as pigs in mud. Now it was a
Speaker 1: period of time that it's gone, but it's gone. Let
Speaker 1: it go, Let it go. That's one. Two, give yourself
Speaker 1: some grace. Let me explain something to you. And in fact,
Speaker 1: anybody who may have some kind of struggle going on
Speaker 1: right now, maybe it's been going on a long long time.
Speaker 1: Everybody has them at some point in their life of
Speaker 1: some kind. Everybody has them. And what people do is
Speaker 1: they look around and they think other people don't. That
Speaker 1: guy has his life together. He did it everything right.
Speaker 1: He graduated top of his class. It was a superstar athlete,
Speaker 1: and then got promoted super fast at work, and he
Speaker 1: was a manager, and now he's the vice president and
Speaker 1: his wife is a dime and his children are all
Speaker 1: of square joed with straight A's like guy's on drugs.
Speaker 1: That guy's wife just took off with the mailman. Everyone
Speaker 1: has problems. Everyone has screwed things up in their left.
Speaker 1: What happens is when people have these problems, they always
Speaker 1: think they're the only ones, or they think they're one
Speaker 1: of the few. Everyone else has it together. I'm the
Speaker 1: only screw up, buddy. Most people struggle with alcohol at
Speaker 1: some point in time in their life. Most people doing it,
Speaker 1: they don't struggle with that, they struggle with something else.
Speaker 1: Just turn around, you say, how do you start a
Speaker 1: new path. Just stop and turn around now. So what's
Speaker 1: gonna happen is now that you want to stop is
Speaker 1: you're gonna screw up and you're gonna have a drink tonight,
Speaker 1: or maybe you'd be good tonight, but you'll have one tomorrow. Okay,
Speaker 1: try again the next day. Remember the rule. If you're struggling,
Speaker 1: you're winning because you will eventually overcome it. As many
Speaker 1: times as you fail and stumble and fail and stumble.
Speaker 1: If you are struggling, you are already winning. You will
Speaker 1: overcome it. Now. If you've given up, then you're done struggling.
Speaker 1: Then you lost. That's the only time you lost, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, Jesse Somalia. Oh, so we have gotten some
Speaker 1: angry emails about our crappiest country in the world tournament.
Speaker 1: People are angry because Haiti was the winner. I declared
Speaker 1: Haiti to be the winner, only technically Somalia won the
Speaker 1: online poll with the audience voting. Listen. There have been
Speaker 1: vicious accusations, accusations like riged election and people calling me
Speaker 1: the Joe Biden of tournaments and things that. Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: I overruled you, Okay, I overruled you. I warned you
Speaker 1: beforehand that being over rule was a possibility. I warned
Speaker 1: you it was going to be a possibility. If it
Speaker 1: makes you feel better, we are putting together a care
Speaker 1: package for the winner, Haiti, and we are considering putting
Speaker 1: together another one for Somalia. I don't know that we're
Speaker 1: going to do that. Samalia lost. It's Haiti's championship. Anyway,
Speaker 1: This guy says, Somalia passed the law to change the
Speaker 1: minimum age for marriage to eighteen. Wait, it was just
Speaker 1: changed back to what you ask Oh, nothing, there's no
Speaker 1: minimum age limit. Somalia deserved that title and a partially
Speaker 1: used red Lobster gift card. And you know it. It
Speaker 1: is a truly wretched place. It is wretched beyond belief.
Speaker 1: The oh, I'm just so grossed out by this concept.
Speaker 1: The child bride thing is real. There, be very grateful
Speaker 1: you were born in America. If you're in America listening
Speaker 1: to the sound of my voice, if you're in any
Speaker 1: first thrilled country. Honestly, if you're anywhere besides Haiti, be
Speaker 1: very very grateful you were not born in Somalia. It's
Speaker 1: a horrible, horrible place, a disgusting culture. In every possible way,
Speaker 1: and of course we brought as many of them here
Speaker 1: as humanly possible. Now, then we talk to you about
Speaker 1: your testosterone before we do a couple more emails. It's low,
Speaker 1: and it's not your fault that it's low, but it's low.
Speaker 1: It's low because you drink estrogen. You essentially drink woman's
Speaker 1: birth control every time you drink water, because it's in
Speaker 1: our water supply. It sucks, but it is what it is.
Speaker 1: How do we deal with free falling testosterone. We have
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Speaker 2: Why you know you know the.
Speaker 1: Thing emails we didn't get to, Jesse. What do you
Speaker 1: like better, Taco Bell or del Taco Taco Bell. I've
Speaker 1: never been a big Dell taco guy. We had one.
Speaker 1: My buddies loved it. I always thought it was kind
Speaker 1: of mad. Jesse. I think you mentioned you were posted
Speaker 1: at twenty nine Palms. When you were there, did you
Speaker 1: get to see the tortoises? Oh gosh, yes, I think
Speaker 1: they were called the desert tortoise, the desert tortoise. I
Speaker 1: believe it was. Get this. There's such a protected species
Speaker 1: there that if we were doing a shoot, and a
Speaker 1: shoot is a big deal. You're marching your entire company,
Speaker 1: your tire, entire but out. You got weapons, you got
Speaker 1: everything else. If you're doing a shoot and someone spots
Speaker 1: a desert tortoise out on the range, boop, shoot stopped.
Speaker 1: They will stop an entire training exercise and they had
Speaker 1: to call special people out to move them. Apparently these
Speaker 1: things are ultrasensitive. No wonder they're endangered if you touch
Speaker 1: them or something like that the wrong way. I forget
Speaker 1: exactly what the circumstances were. They would pee themselves, they
Speaker 1: would pee all the moisture out of their body, and
Speaker 1: they would die. If you touch them, they die. I know, Chris,
Speaker 1: I know, talk about an animal trying to die off
Speaker 1: somehow that burn up all the rest of the show.
Speaker 1: I will see you on Monday. That's all.