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Speaker 1: Well. Good evening, everybody. Welcome to Mac Maloney's more trex
Fyle show. Here in the disc of thunder Ridge in Netway.
This is Mac Maloney. Wow. We're broadcasting live from the
Stobby Galley Restaurant, fifty five Wanna Street and New Wood map,
great seafood, great Hamburger's read steak and cheese, Sammy, and
everything they do with tonguons is to baifault. Who's could
shoe few tight? At first? Let me introduce you to
the members of the class and girls. Yes, that's his
vibe you've been feeling. Oh wait, it might be intensified
this week because before the show he was actually talking
to a rock star. I was a real rock star
at the bow, a bonafide rocks bonifiing rock star, not bono,
a bonafid ice. Total surprise. So see yourself s done,
stoping yourself, get your big box of cleanings, big box
of wives. You squeedge in you lou, because he's here,
the very famous one.
Speaker 4: Hello babies, Hello boys and girls and all ships at sea,
and the adults too are welcome to be on the show.
Come on with the show for all ages. How is everybody?
Speaker 1: He might not want to say that it's good to
be on the show, Mac, good to be anywhere? Yes, yep, okay,
everything okay with.
Speaker 4: You, Everything's okay. I've I am polishing my vibe. I
am actually I'm I may re architect it a little bit,
but every time I go through it. I go, no,
I know what it's that why it's okay, it's uh
why stuff. I have my uh my testing equipment, my
vibe rader, and I check it everything ter meter.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I wanted to short shorten it so well, it's probably
a word that everybody can not a.
Speaker 1: Good word to use in this discussion. Uh one one,
So just very quickly elevate a pitch. You're at the bar, and.
Speaker 4: So I'm at the bar and I'm just hanging out,
ordering my first drink and a gentleman is leaving, this
long haired fellow, and I turned, I turn around because
Dave says, uh, they do these guys do a music show.
Speaker 1: You want to be on it?
Speaker 4: And the guy, who still doesn't have a name yet
says sure, And I turn around and I go, Hi,
do the show. We do a music show about once
a month or so. And we talk about this, that
and the other, and then I mentioned the Beatles and
he opens his jacket. He's got this Beatles Abbey Road
t shirt on him, so clearly he's a fan who
we're talking.
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 4: Somebody else at the barden knew this guy and ask
him what band he's in, I said, so, guy, I didn't.
He still don't know his name yet, sir, what band
are you were in? He says, I mean Extreme? I said,
I said, the the the band Extreme from Boston.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, shit, if they're they're a well known man.
The singer years ago was the singer from Van Halen
for like one album. And they've had they've had hits,
they've had them. You know, uh, what's that ballad? They
did that more than words? Right, So anyway, they're from
East Boston, and everyone from East Boston knew someone Boston
knew someone who knew these guys whatever, And they're still
around and they're a successful band. So he's got to
be on the show. He's a friend of Dave's and
he'll be on the show sometimes.
Speaker 4: He's a friend of the owner of the Static Galley.
And I said, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: Uh, what's his name? You still don't know his name?
His name is Pat Okay.
Speaker 4: And the two women at the at the desk at
at the bar know him. And the Pat Badger Pat
Badger Okay, I'm sometimes called around here, Patrick Patrick Badger.
Speaker 1: He's some he sponsored. What's wrong with this? What's wrong
with he's Boshington.
Speaker 4: You know, but how many how many bad east of Boston?
Speaker 1: How many badges are in there? Uncle Ale? Yeah, well
that's a good because if the Barger maybe not a badger.
Also is his nickname also with us as our engineer, producer, Kenaway,
Driv b Killer and Man about Town, Wow, the kiddies,
Al mac hell one one. What's happening, guys? What's hello?
Speaker 4: L good to see you.
Speaker 1: What's new and exciting? Anything? Exciting? Was Pat? Oh?
Speaker 4: You know you start talking to me, he said. He said,
uh yeah, let me go on the show. I can't
do it tonight. I said, I'm not doing the music
show tonight, but I'll ask Dave to get up to
get a hold of you. If I'm not going to
ask you for your phone number, I'm gonna, you know,
then you stock him.
Speaker 1: You have Dave.
Speaker 4: And he's saying, and I said, you know, when I
was in the UK, I said, I saw the Rolling
Stones in the UK, and then I saw the Hollywood
Vampires with Johnny Depp. And he says, and he cuts
in and says, you know, Johnny Depp was always a
musician before he was an actress.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah, I kind of knew.
Speaker 4: That, and he he he definitely brings it. I saw
them cup close. I said that the music I'm hearing
from the PA system looks like the chords he's playing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know, this is what he played with
Jeff Beck for a year. Jeff Beck would not let
anyone play with him, the right schmuck. You know, he
just wouldn't do it. There's no reason for him to
do it, So why would he do it? You know?
And uh, he can't play the guitar. He's a really
good guitar player, he is. It's just that he was.
Speaker 4: Totally impressed with Johnny Depp's guitar, you know. And he
and he looks and acts and talks like.
Speaker 1: He's more of a rockster than an actor.
Speaker 4: Like uh, Captain Jack Sparrow.
Speaker 1: If he came out on stage dressed as Captain Jack,
I think cool. Well, when he when he's when he
plays at the Hollywood Vampires, he's almost in a Jack
Sparrow almost.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's definitely doing like Keith Richards kind of thing, right, Yeah,
which the Jack Sparrow character was sort of based on.
Speaker 1: Keith was actually his dad in one one of those movies. Yeah,
what if Keith remembers for all the bad royalty check
for for all the bad press. Depp does get at times.
He does.
Speaker 5: He goes to hospitals and yeah, he really does a
lot of stuff like he's.
Speaker 1: Big on that. He's i mean bless them.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he really lived the rock style. And he was
with Amber Heard, which apparently she just drives everyone crazy
for some reason. But he does a lot of you know,
close to he doesn't care. He takes rolls that he
doesn't care. I mean, the pirates of Paribia pay the bills,
let's face it. But you know, he does odd movies
and stuff, you know.
Speaker 5: And he plays in the I Didn't need do an
Alis in Wonderland. That was kind of weird. It was
weird Sleepy Holloway past.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so John Johnny, then we'll get him on
the show. So well, okay, everything all right with the bees?
Do we care? The bees are should be? You know?
Speaker 5: Actually, you know what's funny. I didn't go over there today,
but I bet they were flying today because it was
forty forty something degrees.
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 4: On the other side today, Oh boy, I was always
gonna put on my shorts.
Speaker 1: Withsider outside doult. Men don't wear short pasts. Come on,
come on, well, yes we do nothing wintery never. If
you're a past twelve, it's time to time to dump down.
Speaker 4: Well they're shorts, not like they're up to here. I
showed Mac the other day, Ie.
Speaker 5: I had had a problem with my wife getting locked
out of the garage one night while we were doing
the show, and so I picked up this little rig
where you can hook it up to the garage door
and put an app on your phone so you can
control the garage door from your phone. Which the biggest
deal about this is.
Speaker 1: I am dead set against having any apps on my
phone at all. All I have zero one and now
I have one, so I can't say anymore I don't
have any apps on my phone. It's a gateway app,
but it's shut off. I mean, I don't have it on.
But now I can control my garage door from anywhere.
Which let me just answer you the question though real quick.
So so your wife suz ed who I will also
nominate the sainthood to the vat Again with me, if
you open the garage's door, how's that going to get
her back in my house? Well? See it was there
were two problems the night that we were doing the show.
One was, she went out and locked the door and
then went to the garage door and didn't have her
clicker with her, so she went for the keypad outside
the garage door, and the batteries were dead in it, okay,
and so she couldn't get in to get her car,
so she couldn't go to get the food she was
going to pick up. Okay.
Speaker 5: So then she went back to the house and the
batteries in the front door lock were dead.
Speaker 1: Well, that's all on you there, dude.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 5: You know that one will change the battery. There's a
key outside. So well, the next morning I was smart
enough to go replace all the batteries because I came
in from the show. I walked in it, you know whatever,
and I'm like, hey, what's up? And I got the
face you keep mentioned in the show you want some colempensation.
What I'm saying. I was here, you know, I was
doing this and and because I'm not usually not home
at nine o'clock at night and.
Speaker 1: He's not ready to Morgan and Morgan, I got the
face when I walked in, you know, I get the look.
I go, hey, how did your night go and I
get the look? Is that the only time you get
the look? Do look that often? She's got that often?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I mean we don't fight, We don't argue ever ever ever,
this is that. I believe that, but I do anyway.
So I.
Speaker 5: So I took care of all that, and she could
get in the house if she just walked around the
house and picked up the key I have hidden outside.
Speaker 1: So she got in the house. Fine.
Speaker 5: It was the garage that was the issue, and so
now you fixed it. I loaded the app on her
phone and said, if you have a problem, open that
app and pressed the button in the garage door. And
then I proceeded to put some high power headlight bulbs
in her car and in my car because I'm sick
of these clowns with the high beams on you all
the time.
Speaker 1: Off the candles kept blowing out.
Speaker 5: How I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna. I'm gonna one
of those people because I'm sick of I'm sick of
I hit it with my high beams and they don't
turn them down.
Speaker 1: I am too, but I don't want my high beams
to like just integrate.
Speaker 5: Oh I do I want I want to cause misery.
I want to blind blind to me.
Speaker 4: I know this girl is as wicked high beams.
Speaker 1: Oh well there all the time. Next, I didn't say
so with us, dim for one moment with us, those
switches to a secret I'm not drinking here, those switches
toes on a secret project, secret mission. But also is
head of Security International, Head of Security world renown.
Speaker 4: Is that it the number one fan of all time
Pages fan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you still got that dirty laundry hanging up there.
It's a Willie club. W see.
Speaker 7: Hey Mac, I gang great to be here tonight. I
did want to give you an update. I know you'd
like to ask how people are doing ahead, and I'm
trying to get out in front of that. Yes, so,
as you know, I do with self analysis now before
every show.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, go ahead please.
Speaker 7: I did the self analysis last week, as you know,
when I was it was pretty hot to trot.
Speaker 1: Yes, that was your words, go ahead.
Speaker 7: So I tried it again tonight and it came back
and said, you know that I'm really on my game.
Speaker 1: On your game.
Speaker 7: So I still feel pretty good. You know I'm on
my game no matter what.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 7: Okay, So I think I think as the night goes
on and listening to you folks, I'm probably gonna be
hot to trot again. But I brought some extra drink
just in case.
Speaker 1: What do you use to judges? You have that secret
eight ball thing?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's sort of a hand thing you do.
Speaker 1: I like the one we should make out a paper.
It's a hand the paper strick away and put these
little notes in there and you were able to flip
it around with your fingers. Oh yeah, remember those?
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, no, no, this is this is I could
show it to you.
Speaker 1: But that was the magic the magic gate ball. I've
seen it. Yeah. I used to get it and say,
give the eight ball that tells you your fortune, right, yeah, yeah,
it works.
Speaker 7: You know where the high and low? You know he
told you that were kind of things.
Speaker 1: If you have to ask anyway, club you must be
getting ecstasy with what it has. What happened on Sunday.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm pretty happy. I mean we didn't expect them
to get this far.
Speaker 1: The Patriots beat the I forget the team they beat.
They were so chargers l a Chargers Manlet was talk
about a game sitting in this end? How is this
going to end? It's like seven to six for you know,
an hour and a half. Man, oh man, what a
game that. There was a six to three for a
long time, right was sixty three?
Speaker 4: It was six or three for a long time. Then
there was seven to six, and then there was no
sixty three for a long time. But three, Yeah, that
it became they go, whoa, this is like a big lead.
This is like the rich Sox might be able to
score as many points.
Speaker 7: Is very happy, you know, we got We're fortunate. We'll
have another game. But every game in playoffs is you know,
it becomes more of a challenge. So we'll see where
they go on this one.
Speaker 1: But impressed. Houston is a tough team. It's not it's
not to be a pushover. That could that could be.
They weren't the other night they were.
Speaker 4: It took him to the halfway through the four quarter
to do any story.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, but they have a very tough defense
and the defensive lines, the full guys on the line
are all gigantic more points than the offense for something
like that. Screwy like that. Yeah, so anyway, see what happens. Yeah,
so we're very happy and yeah, side we get this far.
We keep saying we will talk about the newingled pages.
Speaker 7: Yea, all of a sudden, it's wee with your words.
Speaker 4: Those bums they can't get out of their own way.
Speaker 7: Way did they lose no fair weather friend.
Speaker 1: If they lose that that that sweatshirt will be down instantaneously.
Speaker 7: I'll drop itself. That's an annual event.
Speaker 4: Also, I donated my Tom Brady TB twelve book.
Speaker 1: You should have seen that book, though.
Speaker 4: Maybe I should have kept it with all those Yeah,
there was all these glossy pictures of Tom. It was
of doing exercises and the full and plus the him
and the chef with the menu that the things that
they eat, the whole deal, the TB twelve Method Coffee
table book and weigh a tones because each page was
like each page was like worth framing if you're if
you like to drool over, Tom Brady was problem. He's
like doing push ups and just look at the camera
like with this weird grid like no sweat.
Speaker 1: Wow, there's a word for that, but weird. He's a
disappointment because he very well could be just like you know,
if he was a good guy, just the guy, you
know what I mean. Yeah, you had another round. Dave
please thank you. He just you know what I mean,
he could be a kind of you know, Edelmund's kind
of a cool guy. He's a cool guy. You know,
he's kind of chill, as the kids say. Tom Brady
is like he's plugged in all the time and it's
all this you know, almost like football crap, you know.
But at least he's not chilling everything like the Mannings
or well the Mannings just stayed able turned down.
Speaker 4: A Patriot pizza commercial is fantastic. Have you seen it?
They're running pizza commercial there with Tom Brady. Yeah, pizza
with the Old Lady tackles.
Speaker 1: Brandy, Pizza, pizza hut, pizza hot or anyway, let's move on.
Speaker 4: And then he's delivering pizza and he goes pizza hut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the old Lady tackles. Is that what you
want to do with your career? Really?
Speaker 4: How much he was the stunt person that did the
with the old Lady? Yeah, that was a good just
tackled high.
Speaker 5: In general, he doesn't hill out, you know, he's not
scraping for like shack. Are these guys that you know
anything that you can Yeah? Yeah, he's selling pizza. The
Crown if they.
Speaker 1: Come to you and they say, film a stupid little
ad for us. We'll give you like ten million dollars.
Speaker 5: After it was like the Kelsey brother. You know he's
why is he all of a sudden because because his
brother's shacking up with Taylor Swift and he got.
Speaker 1: You got a publicity agent, an agent really showing up
and you know that's what they pay them for.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine, let's move on? Can you imagine? Hey, honey,
I'm home. Yeah, I just came back from my tour
and uh I thought i'd chill out in the bathtub.
Speaker 1: You want to join me? Sure? I can? I can
catch that pass? Is this is this? Should this be over?
Inside voice? Can we move on? This is without a filter? Yeah,
really that's what we moved up J J. Row. We
moved his plug in, So now you're unfiltered filtered, So
that's a cute move on. Uh So anyway, it also
was is a good friend down there in North Carolina?
Super fan? Susan, Susan, how are you the blonde? Do
you have? Is that like a denhim thing like a
denim farm? But should I take my glasses off? Wanting?
Speaker 4: Could you I'm taking my glasses off. Let's put her
on zoo on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, a shock, okay, very cool? Yes shock now,
so there it is? Okay. I think you're saying shack
there from it, and I was looking.
Speaker 8: For I was looking for shock.
Speaker 1: She hasn't lost that Boston accent.
Speaker 9: You're right, that little thing you his chin?
Speaker 1: Who's that Bradie Brady's dimple? The dimple? You have a
problem with that?
Speaker 10: Do you call it a cleft or something?
Speaker 1: Something? He said some kind of weird work down on him,
like his face has been stretched or face.
Speaker 9: You see Channing Tatum lately Walls?
Speaker 1: Who's she's an actress? But I can't remember what Mike guy,
she's she's an actress? Hey? Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 9: Remember that Magic Mike movie where it was uh male
review dancer.
Speaker 1: I know, but it's probably a terrible movie, I'm sure.
Speaker 9: And see you all and your beautiful faces, and I'm
looking forward to this great show. What a great crew.
Speaker 1: Good good to see your tea. Let's see what happened.
It's earlier. Are you on?
Speaker 4: Are you on duty tonight or what?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 9: I've actually been sick all week. I had today off.
Speaker 1: Well, good for you that you got the day off. Thanks,
you're sick. You deserve a day also with us up
there in Wisconsin and the Land of the Cridinals is
a very good friend. Brandy X Brandy, how are you hi?
Speaker 10: Everybody? I'm so great. I'm so honored to be here.
And I'd like to announce it a synchronicity.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool.
Speaker 10: So regarding the individual that one one met in the
bar there from Extreme out of Nowhere last night, this
is lame. When I was listening to or I was
watching old VH one video on YouTube and I was
watching Extreme and that is something I don't do. Yeah,
I mean, I never do that, and just so happened
to be watching dream videos last night.
Speaker 1: Huh wow of nowhere? Well yeah, nice, just didn't I
just see that MTV died. They just plug on it
after like fifty years. It's been since the early eighties,
so yeah, yeah, forty years.
Speaker 9: Anyway, remember when they used to do pop up video
that was awesome and you learned some fun facts.
Speaker 1: I think that was on VH one. VH one was
the just the Adults pop up video. For some reason,
I thought the pop up information was annoying. Though they
started they started some of the some of it was good,
but for some reason they decided not to show music
videos anymore, even though that's what they did. You know,
I don't understand the I don't know if they pivot,
there was no money in it. I don't know whatever happened.
She started doing regular TV and how they hung on
that long after. But in the day all those videos,
you couldn't make a song without doing a big production video.
Folks spend more on the video. You know, Michael Jackson
did Thriller for like a million bucks, So just a
name drop really quick. Right, So this friend of mine
I used to go and pitch these things all over
the place, right. He knew the woman was married to
the head a VH one and they and she said,
they're looking for pitches for shows out of this world, shows,
how to just speak go Crazy. So we gave them five.
One of them was Cooking with Keith. Can you imagine
cooking with Keith the Ridges for the half hour? Was
he cooking food or meth? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Not meth back then? Not a myth back then, maybe,
but but today probably. You know, they turned a really
good cooking show Cooking with Keith.
Speaker 1: So Brandy, thanks for joining us.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 1: How's the Is there snow on the ground up there?
Speaker 10: There is, but it was raining today, so like some
of it's going away thirty five.
Speaker 1: Oh, i'd be freezing there very soon.
Speaker 10: You'll see it will be. You're right, we're going ice
fish in this weekend.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, ice fishing? Huh.
Speaker 10: Really it's in the single digits. So that we don't
crash crash through the ice house.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Do you have a bob house? You
have a house?
Speaker 10: No, you know, I don't ice fish, but one weekend
season they do a no registration, no license fishing weekend.
So we're going to go this weekend. Just check it
out because we don't need a license.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, well that's good. Who's down there
checking your license? They have come around. Really it was
very well. Yeah, there was a here, okay.
Speaker 5: Somewhere in New England years ago, there used to be
a good sized lake where they would take a car
that like out of a junk yard. If you will
put four wheels on it, you take the enginets at
the gas tank out, drain any environmentally nasty stuff and
put it in the middle of a lake and then
they would hold a raffle and you had to guess
what day and time.
Speaker 1: Someone went through the ice in the spring, it was
to say New Hampshire, Somerset. In New Hampshire, Man, but
there's actually an airport that opens on a lake. Once
the lake gets solid enough, they run an airport. People
would gather around. I remember when they first do that,
the first one day when they swamp down to the lake.
If the you know, the I was a crash. Wow,
that's funny. What do weird think that? Bett? Yeah? Yeah,
ice out is a big Dayton time thing. I bet,
I bet you can.
Speaker 5: In the days my younger brother was he lived on
a lake in Massachusetts and he would be the last
one water skiing in the fall and the first one
when the ice broke. Yeah, and we would water ski
on Thanksgiving. And after he called me up and said, hey,
you want to go skiing on Thanksgiving? And I said
what ski area is open? He goes, no, We're going
water skiing.
Speaker 1: Okay. I was like, wow, okay, then you just tell
me that you used to go want to see and
just completely blotted oh drive. We shove a couple of
beers in our vest to drink, drink while we're skiing,
and then we would water ski at night in a
black boat with a black engine and no lights. Well yeah,
why not. We would be roaring along the lake and
the only way you could tell where the lake stopped
was you could see the house lights on the perimeter.
And we've running up and down like all of a sudden.
If you wiped out, the boat would go faster and
they know you fell off, and they'd come back to
get you, and they hand you if you and you
get back. Okay, this is drake It, right, Drake It. Yeah, okay,
well you have to know about Drake It.
Speaker 4: Did you have a flashing light on your helmet so
people could see helmet?
Speaker 1: Helmet? That was also as a good friend up there
in Edmonton, Canada, Kim, let's clap them because he's a Canadiant.
Speaker 8: You all doing today, we still.
Speaker 1: Have to us. Yeah, he's one of the last Canadians
that actually talks about America.
Speaker 11: I can't wait to come back down there, so trust me.
I think a bunch of us are hoping that things
get cool. So trust me, praying and hoping for cooler
heads on that.
Speaker 1: Note that's gonna happen. You look, you look tonight. You
look he looks. He always looks kind of that movie
style look that do you have that you always had
that look? What's the look tonight?
Speaker 4: Is he like the mad scientists?
Speaker 1: The Mad Scientists in.
Speaker 10: The movie Michael Douglas?
Speaker 1: Really Michael Douglas, Yes, absolutely, look at her now. I
can't see anything but Michael Douglas. Okay, Holy cow. I
know some stories about Michael Douglas the show.
Speaker 11: My buddy used to take Michael Douglas fishing in Hawaii
and he'd.
Speaker 8: Always say, you have to bring at least two ounces
of weed with the otherwise.
Speaker 1: Really weed? Really, I'm shocked. How did you get to
know Michael Douglas get a lot of good Reads? Apparently
you have the right charter company.
Speaker 8: That friend of mine was could be on the show Man.
What a character. I'ven't seen him for years. I have
no idea where he could even be.
Speaker 11: Some of these people are like I think they're just
part of my imagination or something strange.
Speaker 8: You know, some of these strange people.
Speaker 11: I was talking to somebody just a couple of days ago,
because they were talking about like Lazare, Bob Lazarre, and
just a story for you guys. I was in the desert,
like out by Welton Huma cycling training. Actually it was
back in the eighties eighty nine, and I was camping
with my wife in the back of the woods. There's
a bunch of reservoirs behind you where the Colorado River forms.
These reservoirs fill up and it's right next to the
proving grounds, um approving grounds, and there's a guy out
there that was camping, and I just went and talked
to him because I just was wondering a couple of
questions and he thought I was talking about something else.
It's one of those kind of things. And he started
going off about all this stuff. And I mean I
was like sitting there, going what And he kept telling me, yeah, yeah.
I got to get a hold of John lear Right
and talk to him, and I was like, like, you
mean lear Jet guy. And he's like, yeah, that guy,
I says, I know him. And then he knew these
senators and he was very concerned and he was writing
stuff down. Anyways, like the long story goes, you know,
years later that Lazar comes out and.
Speaker 8: I'm like, hey, that's the guy I met in the desert.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, really, probably doing peote or something.
Speaker 8: He was so like my opikay.
Speaker 11: He was so focused on this whole thing and he
didn't know what to do with it. H and he
was just boiling over it that moment. And I was
just like, oh, that was very strange. I wish, you know,
kind of hindsight, I wish I had like talked to
him longer.
Speaker 1: We shouldn't the end of.
Speaker 8: The subject that much.
Speaker 11: I mean I knew about you know, I think I
was in Arizona kind of looking for Colonel Steven.
Speaker 8: We need what's his name here? Uh, he wrote all
those books on the plates and he lived in Arizona.
Speaker 11: But yeah, it was just one of those weird coincidences
of running into somebody and then what the helmets.
Speaker 1: Years later, you're like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: That was very strange.
Speaker 1: We should we should tell people who don't know. Bob
Lazza was this guy who claimed he worked at Area
fifty one. He contacted a news guy in Las Vegas.
They got to be good friends, and Bob Laza started,
you know, bit by bit kind of letting out information
about Area fifty one. That's the early eddies and before that,
believe it or not, before that, Area fifty one wasn't
as well known as it is now, and he put
Area fifty one in the in the media's eye anyway,
So he went on to say that he's the first
man said they really have UFOs there, But they don't really,
they're not at Area fifty one. They were at this
place called S two, which was in Papoos Mount, which
is about forty five miles southwest of Area fifty one.
But still this thing called the about a special weapons
testing range which is bigger than Connecticut, right, all restricted
and so on and so forth. So but the story
and he went on for about two years. He I mean,
he was on They used to have that show on
at midnight. Remember Thompson Ida had that show, and uh,
you know a lot of people had midnight show. Yeah right,
hot Bell, but I mean even TV stuff. He was
on a lot, and he he had his day you know,
in the sun. He always had a couple kind of
men in black with him. And then he was supposed
to go to Japan and a million dollars to tell
his story, and at the last moment they canceled and
he disappeared. This guy now he claimed he worked at
Area fifty one once he was out in the public.
The people with Eary fifty one supposedly erased his whole
work record, and they said, you know, but he went
to mit he knew a lot of stuff. Anyway, he
disappears two years later. The idea is is what I
said this a number of times on the show. What
happened was that they were testing stuff, you area fifty one.
The Russian satellites they knew would come over three times
a week or whatever. And when they knew when they
were coming over, they would have to take the secret airplane,
put it in the hangar hose down the runway to
get rid of the heat, seegnature and stuff. Russian satellite
goes on. They going to schlep it back out again.
They go, if we can misdirect these things a lot
less slepping, right, So they misdirected, and they actually did.
They actually get the Russian satellites to focus in on
S two but there's nothing there, you know, for a while,
until they caught on. But you know, that's that's what happened.
And now sounds crazy. And this guy bobbles, well, you know,
why would he be in it? What he does now
is he runs a corporation that and I say, you
can see signs on front of these tool manufacturers and
they say we're approved, government approved. There's a long bunch
of numbers. Whatever that means that you could work for
the Pentagon. You see him out in the Industrial podcast
nine and two. You're approved to work for the Pentagon.
He runs one of these companies right now in Chicago.
So why would he get that approval if he was
really this guy? So it's a lot of They said
that he was a disinformation agent. He was a guy
who did his job really well and got the satellites
that rush satellites to be misdirected for a while. Anyway,
I hate the Bristle runs bubble, but that story, it's
a close story. He's an interesting guy, very kind of
point type guy, but good on TV as a trendon.
Speaker 5: I actually heard they at that second site, they used
to go out and put fake like cardboard stuff painted
black out onto the runway in really funny shapes ship
when the Russian satellites go over there. But I pick
up this image of like this really futuristic thing. We
didn't even have it. It was it was flat on
the ground. It was just a joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they do a lot of funny stuff.
There's another place up in up in Reno and secret base,
and what they do is they note that the Russian
satellite is coming over all the time regularly, so they
put out captured Russian weapons okay, capture Russian sim missiles
and tanks and stuff like that, just to piss them off,
going yeah, well we got all this stuff. Yeah. So anyway,
also with.
Speaker 4: Us probably saying Americans making movies again making movies there
you go?
Speaker 1: Is that using us stuff? Is that your best Russian?
What it is?
Speaker 8: A brandy? Brandy said she was going ice fishing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah, so let us
know what happens.
Speaker 11: Okay, you my friend went ice fishing and they lost
their cell phone.
Speaker 8: They actually caught it the next day and they pulled
it out and it still worked.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, what what that.
Speaker 10: Is not going to happen if I lose mine?
Speaker 1: Look at the ice cube? Listen, speaking of ice cubes.
Also with us is lonely Larry up there upstate no
a bit bad? What will we go sideways? And you like,
let's flap for Larry because Susan is making us do
that because she feels bad for him. Larry, how you doing?
Speaker 2: I'm doing well.
Speaker 1: Mac.
Speaker 2: You know I had fun Anything happened to me this morning?
Speaker 1: As long as we're all talents, go ahead, let's hear it.
Speaker 2: I was in the diner explaining to this guy that
I invented the saxophone, and he gave me this funny
look and he said, have you ever seen a psychiatrist?
And I said, well, I suppose so. They're around, aren't they?
Speaker 1: I'll laugh? Do this have a crickets? What? What? Whether
the silence spoke?
Speaker 10: Did you see?
Speaker 12: I thought it was?
Speaker 1: What is it? Some persons? Is that Mohawi? What is it?
It's yeah? Do you want to explain the joke? Do
you want to explain it to? What?
Speaker 2: Have I seen a psychiatrist? Well? They exist, they're around.
I suppose I've seen one.
Speaker 1: Haven't you psychiatrists? Probably chances are explained. You don't know
they're in public. You just into one.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised that you're more concerned about that than the
fact that I claim to have invented the saxophone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I've heard that before.
I'm just supposed to do it. How many bits tonight?
Is that? Is that why you are here? That's a
great star.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, are we ready?
Speaker 1: So we yeah, we're ready. So the thing is, do
you have an opening theme? No? He yeah, yeah, we'll
make one up. They created a monster here because it
was not about a month ago, remember, and he did
his stand up. Wasn't Dave get a small beers need
be drunk over that Dave was getting and Larry did,
Larry did, Yes, please, you're just getting on the round, Susan.
You want to do what you want to do it,
you want to do it, all right, El's gonna go
to it. Okay, nothing for me, nothing for him. Yeah, yeah,
I can call he's he's he's out there. I was
doing it. He's got a girlfriend out there. Okay. Anyway,
so Lola is going to hear about almost a month
ago and he told some jokes and and club wrote
me an email afterwards and said, you know, why are
we doing why are we doing this with this guy?
Well we you know anyway, but you know he caught
the bug and now he's back and he's gonna go
in to a stand up somewhere, you know, some church
bazaar or something, and he wants to it his material.
You know, he wants to test out his material. So
are you ready?
Speaker 2: I'm giving this all right?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, Here we go. This is Holy
Larry all right.
Speaker 2: By the way, I've never seen these before.
Speaker 1: Sure right?
Speaker 2: This is like is this is this? Is this a
part two of the dangerfield thing from last time?
Speaker 1: Well, let's see, let's see how it goes.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm gonna start with one of my own.
O God, I learned a happy marriage is it's compromised. Ahead,
compromise and she's happy.
Speaker 1: Go ahead.
Speaker 2: That doesn't in a drum roll?
Speaker 1: What's the Joe, what's what's the compromise?
Speaker 2: I compromise. The secret to a happy marriage is compromise.
I compromise and she's happy.
Speaker 1: Get it? No?
Speaker 8: Come on?
Speaker 1: Wow, Okay that's a that's sort of a corollary to
happy wife, happy life. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's funnier than this.
Speaker 1: Please thank you. You could be super funny now after this. Okay,
here we go. Can I just say something? Go ahead?
Speaker 7: That's as funny as a pay toilet in the diarrhea.
Speaker 1: That's how bad it is. He hasn't even started. That's
a good one. I never heard that one. I like
it all right, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: Doctor. I told my doctor I broke my o. I
broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop.
Oh no, no, I'm not going to those places. Terrible,
this is terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you wrote it. Go ahead, keep going like help.
Speaker 2: My wife and I were happy for twenty years then
we met.
Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, please, I'd like to that one ahead. Yeah,
could you please?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think that's as funny as a mother's day
in an offer and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that loaded up. Go ahead, Larry place ouch, all right.
Speaker 2: My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
Speaker 2: The doctor gave me six months to live. I couldn't
pay his bill, so he gave me another six months.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, you're building. Go ahead.
Speaker 2: My wife likes to talk after sex. She calls me
from the hotel. You know, you know, somebody asked me
once if I if I smoked after sex. I said,
I don't know. I never looked.
Speaker 4: That's that's an old one.
Speaker 1: You said it last time. You'rer because it's so good
from way back.
Speaker 2: I asked my wife where she wanted to go for
her anniversary. She said someplace had never been so I said,
try the kitchen. All right. I spilled spat and remover
on the dog the other day. Now he's gone. You
know you can't have everything. Where would you put it?
You know, I fake plants died because I did not
pretend to water them.
Speaker 1: Straying into Stephen Wright territory here not as fun of
mine talks like this, he goes, said that again.
Speaker 2: A friend of mine went on a date with Stephen Right.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I went to school with him. Really did
he talk like this? I said, no, I never knew him,
but I mean, I know I never met him, never
met him.
Speaker 4: But I went off for an ice cream the other day,
and somebody else screamed before me.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, go ahead, Larry.
Speaker 2: I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards
five hundred dollars before people died.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is that's good, the last one. But go ahead.
Speaker 2: I still the skylight of my apartment. Boy, the people poor,
the people up.
Speaker 1: There's pissed, installed the skylight in his apartment boy upstairs. Okay, good, Larry.
Speaker 2: I put a mirror under my pillow. Now I dream
about myself.
Speaker 1: Even get the people in the bar laughing. That's good
it's good shigne.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take it. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
Speaker 1: That was funny.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I have to go burnt my.
Speaker 1: Worm, Burnt my worm? Think about it? Do you remember?
Do you remember your last shoke from your last appearance here?
Speaker 2: I know I was laughing pretty hard.
Speaker 1: I don't. Maybe you could end on that and be
kind of.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding? From like two three weeks.
Speaker 1: Ago you said, really it's that bad?
Speaker 2: I can't can't remember ten minutes ago.
Speaker 1: You said, I hate the holidays, especially on TV, because
all I hear is be good to your neighbor as
you are good to yourself. Right, what's the punchline, Larry?
Speaker 2: Does that mean I have to jerk him off? I
always love your neighbor as you love yourself.
Speaker 1: Right off too, All right, on the high note.
Speaker 2: If that's a high note, I hope. I I feel
bad for.
Speaker 1: You to see the two girls left, but that's true insane.
Thank you, Larry, and thank you for being cat free tonight.
I really you didn't. Oh Jesus.
Speaker 2: Tentatively got up. I think you scared her away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that my mission is accomplished. So you're gonna go
play pool now? Is up there to play pool.
Speaker 2: I'm very late.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, well good luck with all that, okay,
and uh, good luck with those girls from the West coast.
He sent me this story. I'm not even to repeat
it on the air. It was offensive and stupid at
the same time, about him meeting some girl at the bar. Right,
should I elaborate or what? This is the true story?
I guess I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you it was drunk.
Speaker 1: You have to pull off the place.
Speaker 2: It has a place where you can buy beers, but
it's not really a bar like where people hang out.
But there's this woman, uh thirty ish good looking sitting
there and I went out to get a drink and
I said hello, and she said nothing. And then moments
later she started talking a blue streak of absolute nonsense.
Cool it was. It was actually pretty. I wish I
could remember it, but it was just complete nonsequit or nonsense.
Nice except at one point she said I was wearing
tan pants, and she said, you're wearing chinos. Are you
from California?
Speaker 1: Of course you are right. I haven't heard the word
chinos since like the.
Speaker 2: I told her that I was the mayor of Santa Barbara.
Speaker 1: I think she believed Yeah, really she believed you. Huh. Okay,
all right, Larry, there's a little slice of his life.
Speaker 4: So uh with those chinos, he couldn't have been lying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, with the with the cat stains on them?
What's what's the cat name? Don't come on, it's Tonto.
What's your name?
Speaker 2: Cookie?
Speaker 1: Cookie? Cookie? God? Jesus have you about where?
Speaker 2: Her name was? Cookie crisp? She was named after the cereal.
I thought it's a stupid name, so we just called
her cookie?
Speaker 1: Really yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not stupid at all. So
what do you eat a lot of tofu? Do you
eat a lot of tofu? Because that low is your Oh?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding? Actually thinks tofu was wonderful?
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 2: I think it's like eating eating an eraser? Is she
secretly less less tasty? Is she secretly putting in your
food or anything like that? I think you could well
put a video. I wouldn't put it past her.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, well, thank you. We already
clapped for you, but we did. Let's clap for me.
How can we miss him if he does go away?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: All right? All right, good luck Clay Poop.
Speaker 7: Hey Mac. Yes, while we're on the light side, I
did want to bring something up for Al because I
know he's an Italian.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a question for you. Go ahead.
Speaker 7: Why do they have so much food at an Italian wedding?
Speaker 1: Why did they have so much food at an Italian wedding?
I don't know what to keep the flies off the bride.
I don't want to have that show. I'm sorry. I
apologize to you.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, when you grow up Italian in a French town, really, yeah,
you have the token Italian.
Speaker 1: That's cool, usual punchment that Okay, Well, I always I
got the experience. There's a million jokes there, but we
don't have time. Uh So anyway, h but Tim, she
has given me the high sign here and with yeah
it is his beautiful wife Sata. So we're going to
real enthusiasm.
Speaker 11: Now, everybody, I'll move out of the way.
Speaker 1: Look at a couple of my team were.
Speaker 8: One Stephen Wright joke, go ahead, I know what. Okay.
Speaker 11: I was driving late at night and I picked up
a hitchhiker.
Speaker 8: He got in. He asked me, do you fall asleep?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 8: I said no, but I do wake up.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, okay, tell me what I knew?
He said, I put instant coffee in my microwave and
I thought I went back in time? Did you get back?
Can you some of those You gotta think about, Stephen,
I'm thinking about. It doesn't help. Stephen Wright had this
amazing delivery, didn't he. It's all yeah, yeah, it's delivery
as ship. So anyway, I know he's Stephen Wright in
a movie. He was in a movie. Yeah, that's about
his news man. He was his audio of being a
DJ and introducing. So okay, he's probably a cartoon. I
can see Centain Tarantuna movie reservoir docs. Okay, Oh, did.
Speaker 7: You know that Stephen Wright is from Burlington.
Speaker 1: Mass Master. He went to Emerson. You see him walking
around all the time.
Speaker 7: I used to see him because I was lived in
Burlington for twenty five years. Yeah, so I used to
see him a lot in the stores and yeah, yeah,
funny dude.
Speaker 1: Very recognizable guy. Yeah suh. Yeah. So anyway, so here
is Sarah up there, and did we already clamp you?
If we did, we're going to do it again. Thanks
for joining us, right, we haven't seen you in a while.
Speaker 6: Loud to be here.
Speaker 1: We have friends pretty busy, right and count resting is
three ye yes, so that's right. We're but brief dot.
How cold it is up there and you have a
lot of snow et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 6: Right, it's actually surprisingly really warm right now. It's above zero.
It has been for three or four days.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 6: So after the snow dump, now everything's melting and freezing
and getting very slippery.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's always a lot of fun.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, so Kim told me last week that there
was this cool story about gigantic worms eating people in Canada.
Is that it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we were. We caught a bit by what's his name,
Kim Hammer Hammerson Peters Peterson. Anyway, he often talks about
indigenous lore and legends, and we caught one of his
pieces and I found it very fascinating because I had
never heard of giant worms in Canada. So we watched
the episode and we did a little bit of research.
So I just kind of for those of you who
haven't seen the video by him, I just took out
some of the stories. There's one in particular that I
found very interesting. The stories of giant worms stretched right
across the country. The stories that I that Hammerson Peter
Peterson has on his clip mostly center around tales from
the Western Arctic, but they're there are also tales of
giant worms in southeastern Ontario, Quebec, and upstate New York.
And I believe the Cherokee also had a legend of
a giant inch worm as well.
Speaker 1: Giant. It's cool, giant. Okay, yeah, well you've heard of
jump right. Is this going on now or is this
an old story?
Speaker 6: Well, see, that's what's interesting. So these these the descriptions
of these creatures alternate between being a caterpillar or a
worm or a snake. The description is very vague and
it's kind of fluid. What's interesting, though, is some of
the stories that are featured are from, as I mentioned,
the Western Arctic around the Mackenzie Delta, which is around
fifty five degrees latude there or sorry, sixty five degrees
of latitude. But there are no snakes beyond fifty five
degrees north, and so between ten degrees of latitude there's
around six hundred and ninety miles. So the only known
legless lizard or you know, something that would fit the
description is quite a bit far south. The other thing
that's very interesting is that most people don't know this
is that most terrestrial earthworms in North America are invasive.
They are actually introduced from Europe. There's very very few
native worms in North America. And the Inuit actually have
a story of a giant worm that lives in the
ice and underground in the frozen tundra, And so I
thought it was fascinating that the Inuit would have the
concepts of a creature that would do this, and the
way it's described as much like that giant worm and
dune that you know, just right, yeah, yeah, yeah, goes
through the dunes, except this time it goes through the ice.
So I thought that it was fascinating. The other thing
that I thought was interesting was that I have never
personally heard of anybody locally ever talking about a giant
worm or a giant caterpillar, Like it's not featured anywhere else.
Speaker 1: Funny, I mean, a giant worm is when you think
about it, it was really kind of cool.
Speaker 8: Was that.
Speaker 1: What was the movie that they did Trevis? Right? They
were they were worms? Right, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 5: Really something else they Yeah, it was like the Larval
stage then they turned into around.
Speaker 1: But that's a cool movie as found as tens and stuff.
At the end it's surrounded the isolated on the wolves
and stuff like that. You've made like three of those
like that. Yeah, the fresh one is really cool. Kevin
Bacon and Reba mci. Yeah, you know, the good as
you ever did anyway. Yeah, So go ahead, please, Saric.
Actually there was one other.
Speaker 6: Anyway, I'm just going to I'm just going to read
you a couple of these little excerpts so that you
get a flavor and an idea of how these were depicted.
So just sit back and relax, and I'm just going
to read a little bit here from some of my
research notes. Well, let's see here, Okay, we'll start with
this one. In eighteen ninety nine. In his eighteen ninety
nine book, ethnologist William Edward Nelson documented a belief by
the Western Inuit of a giant worm or caterpillar called
the Tissipuk. This creature featured in many of their tales
and was believed to have inhabited the earth during a
foregone age when animals had the ability to change into
human beings. As such, the Tissupuk is alternately described as
either a man or a wormlike creature in Inuit lore.
Anthropologists have even found tusks of ivory carved to depict
this gruesome creature, featuring a body shaped like a worm
and a human face on the head. Yeah so. Father
Emil Petiteau included a similar legend in his eighteen eighty
six book in which he recounted a story told to
him by the Gwitchen elder. The Gwitchen are centered around
the Mackenzie Delta in the Yukon. In Yeah, the western
Arctic centered around the Mackenzie Delta, which featured a creature
called the Nadoui, or the creeping snake. In this story,
two sisters set out on foot, traveling along the shores
of the Yukon's Arctic Ocean, following the trail of their band,
which had traveled on before them. Dusk fell and they
decided to make camp. The older sister asked the younger
sister to sleep with her in her tent, but the
younger sister refused and pitched her tent further away. That night,
the older sister was awoken by a strange whistling noise.
She got up, followed the strange noise down to the shore,
where she could see a giant worm like creature floating
in the ocean. She could hear it crushing the bones
of her unfortunate younger sister as it ate her corpse.
Realizing that there was nothing she could do, she quietly
slipped away and ran through the night to catch up
with her band to tell them of the horrific events.
Members of her tribe rushed to the spot where the
creature had been spotted and searched the area. They found
it in a tree but could not kill it. Then
an old woman threw a stick at the creature, which
it swallowed and once it lodged, and once it lodged
in its anus, it died. So I thought that was
quite an interesting story. There was also the same elder
also relate another story about this fearsome creature. It was
about two brothers who set out on a hunting trip
one summer. One night, while traveling, they heard a loud
whistling noise. Thinking it might be a bear with a
fresh kill that they could avail themselves of, they headed
towards the sound. After walking some distance down a game trail,
they suddenly came upon something large and long stretched across
the trail, glistening in the moonlight. One of the brothers
described it as beautiful and said that once you saw it,
you couldn't take your eyes off of it. They threw
a leg bone of an animal at it, which it ate,
and once the bone again reached its anus, it died.
That's important, But apparently that's how you kill these things.
Speaker 12: It's a crappy way to go.
Speaker 1: An a fence of the penal coat switches. You have
to got to. You have to watch what you eat,
even if you can't see it after you. Yeah, especially
if you're worm. Yeah. But go ahead, all right.
Speaker 6: And then I'll tell you one more story. It's a
little longer. It's it's kind of reads like a cautionary tale.
I'll let you be the judge. But this one comes
from southeastern Ontario, Wan come back, and upstate New York.
The Iroquois Confederacy also believe in the existence of a
giant worm. In one story, a boy is out working
in the forest when he sees a multicolored worm on
the branch of a tree. He watches it for some
time and marvels at its beauty. The next day he
can't stop thinking about the worm, so he returns to
the spot and looks for it. As he had been
hunting that morning, he had some dead birds with him.
He tears off a part of one of the birds
and impales it on a stick and offers it to
the worm. The worm eats a little, and the boy
is amused. Each day he returns and feeds the worm
more animals, and then larger animals. Over time, the worm
grows large and heavy and comes down out of the tree.
The worm also seems to grow more colorful and more
beautiful with each passing day. One day, the boy shows
the worm to his friends and they have fun feeding
birds to the dead worm or to the worm. From
then on, they meet regularly to have fun watching the
worm snatch dead birds and rabbits thrown to it. Since
the boys were feeding it, the worm never moved from
its spot and grew enormous in a short period of time.
The boys did not tell their parents or adults about
the worm, for fear that they would lose their sport.
One day, while throwing food for the worm, two boys
start wrestling. The younger boy is accidentally thrown near the worm,
and in a flash it devours him. The other boys
run back to the tribe and frightened, deny knowing anything
about the disappearance of the unfortunate boy. The creature also
placed some of the boys under a spell so that
they would push other boys toward the worm towards the
worm so they could be eaten as well. The worm
grew very large and ferocious and began to hunt and
eat larger prey like deer. One morning, the tribe awoke
to find the worm had encircled the longhouses of their village.
Some members ran through the doorway of the longhouse, hoping
to escape, but instead ran right into the mouth of
the giant worm that had been covering the opening. They're terrified.
The terrified members burnt tobacco and prayed to Henan, the
god of thunder, to save them from the monster. In response,
Henon sent a storm to the village, and the bolts
of lightning struck the worm, rendering it to pieces. Smoking
remains rolled down a hill and formed the lake.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, great movie that worked out. Yeah right, yeah, yeah,
great horror movie. What's tomorrow of the story. Don't feed
the worm, right am? I? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Well, I thought it was interesting that a lot of
these stories seem to be cautionary children or cautionary tales
seem to be aimed at children.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, yeah, you know, like.
Speaker 6: Their version of the Boogeyman.
Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, the boogie worm. Oh yeah, wow, great name
for a band or a song or something. Boogie worm. Oh,
he's already done. I have a friend who's a Micmac
Indian where I'll have to ask him about it. Yeah. Yeah,
big worms, I mean the funny thing, but not funny thing,
but about Native Americans, especially all the indigenous whatever, they
will take, you know, an animal that you see every day,
and they'll make it gigantic, you know what I mean.
You know, or they'll have a hust that lies or
you know, like a big wolf or something like that
into them. Those were their quote monsters that say, that's
the weird thing, not to get in Bigfoot. But a
lot of the tribes up in the northeast, you know,
part of America, let's say, or you know Canada too
had in their stories their law a bigfoot. And they
usually don't make up stuff, you know what I mean.
There's like no dinosaurs or flying dragons or anything they
make up and once that they see and then elaborate
on it. So like one hundred and forty nine of
one hundred and fifty five tribes up they head a
word for bigfoot, so they obviously see this thing. And
so I think that's another reason that something is out
there anyway, not to go off on a big foot,
but switches hand. So I figured I would sure if.
Speaker 10: You buy the land bridge introduction of Native peoples to
North America from Siberia Mongolia. Maybe the story came because
there's a legend about a Mongolian death worm or something
like that also, which is a big giant worm that
lives in the deserts of Mongolia under the sand.
Speaker 1: Oh cool, yeah, I think I've heard that. What about
Ben Daros did a movie about Vikings that were afraid
of a worm, a globe warm.
Speaker 10: They were calling it The Thirteenth Warrior.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, great, yeah, yeah, they have Vikings as
on a special In that case, it was what they
showed wasn't a worm. It was it was something may
have made but you know, it may have had its
basis in fact in earlier times. And they just said, well,
you know, if we can scare people with it, let's
just make it look like one and we're scared.
Speaker 1: And it did work. Yeah. Yeah, it was like a
fireworm or something like that. What about the Layer of
the White Worm. Have you heard that that's an irated movie? Yeah? Anyway,
I didn't see it for that reason. Go ahead, Sarah please.
Speaker 6: Oh. It also just I'm looking over some of Kim's
notes here, and one thing that he has written down,
which it immediately made me think of, was the Ballad
of the ice Worm Cocktail by Roberts Service. I don't
know if you guys are familiar with that very long poem.
You'll have to see that.
Speaker 1: Us now or should you get music? Bill Meyer? Bill?
He also looks like him, right, Bill ma the comedian
Bill Maher. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, can you see him here?
Speaker 1: So anyway, go ahead, Sarah please.
Speaker 6: Well, no, Kim had done some research here, so I'm
want he I'm gonna let him.
Speaker 13: It was just funny that Alaska. I was looking at this,
the actual bullworm that is like supposedly in Alaska, but
I mean that was like coined by SpongeBob, right, they
had and then people took off with that kind of stuff,
and there's like a whole bunch of Ais with the
bullworm in Alaska that I mean, the the only worm
that really lives in Alaska is the glacial worm, which
is called the Tria mezzin.
Speaker 6: Ki Treas solifugus.
Speaker 14: And it actually lives in ice and snow and inch
long and it can live up to about minus four
and up to about plus four and otherwise it dies.
Speaker 1: But wow, wow, very strange little worm.
Speaker 8: But I mean that was about the only thing.
Speaker 11: But they actually have a festival up there called the
Cordova Ice Worm.
Speaker 8: Festival in Alaska, So I thought that was kind of neat.
Speaker 1: Pass the time up there. Yeah, tickets still available for yeah, yeah, yeah,
let's go. It's a road trip. So not do what
drags seagulls into this, But you know, I like seagulls
a little bit. I have a pet seagull named Bugsy Sigle.
So Alice seeing them, right, I sent it right? Okay,
So seagulls are really weird, weird animals. Okay, they have
infrared vision, they can put half their body to sleep
while the other half stays awake. They have all these
weird like seagulls in gloss to sound different than seagulls
than me they have. Yeah they do. Yeah, it's really uh,
you know, kind of strange. But what they do is,
so they'll go to a big field and they'll all
stop their feet and and the worms underneathing. It's raining,
so they go to the surface and then they eat
the worms. Freaking bird right that. I learned that in
the UK. Just a couple, isn't it doing it right now?
Back they used tools or whatever.
Speaker 5: I had a I had a seagull back when I
had a Siberian husky. I put out a couple of
donuts for the dog, and a seagull walked up and
grabbed the donut, and the dog came charging out after him.
Speaker 1: And then when you looked.
Speaker 5: At the size of the seagull, the dog just looked
at and went, you know what, it wasn't worth right back,
you can have it, and it flew away with the
glazed donut in its mouth.
Speaker 1: Cool. They'll eat anything. I mean, they literally eat anything.
I was watching him Terra pot of Dumpster Morning. Yeah yeah, yeah,
that's that nice.
Speaker 8: Cool season.
Speaker 6: Wow, he's nice.
Speaker 10: That's dude.
Speaker 8: Here sull.
Speaker 1: Oh there is yeah, okay, who yeah, that's it. Athas Yeah,
there he is.
Speaker 4: Bugsy siag he sees you putting food out well on
the rail and flies in from not only across the street,
but like two has there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's He's on the top of a house, right,
the coople of the house, right. And the only reason
I do it is I don't want food to go
to waste, you know, so I'd rather put it back
into the system, you know what I mean. You know,
And there's seagulls everywhere, you know. So, but this guy
used to see me and he'd swoop down and then
I would just stay there, and eventually he just kind
of get used to me and stuff, you know. As
soon as he sees the lights come on, he sees
me coming up the stairs. Yeah yeah, and he flies
over from two houses away and waits on the rail. Yep,
absolutely all. It comes in while I'm standing there, with
a very dramatic landing. You know. It's always like Jesus.
The bird feeders in the backyard, I have like the
four of them.
Speaker 4: It's cool about seagulls around here in the coast is
that they've become very accustomed to being around people. Nobody's
pulling out shotguns, right.
Speaker 1: And who eats them? I mean they're very cautious in
most they will not get penned in, you know, they
always has to be open space or whatever. But driveway,
I mean, what what what? What? What? What is their predator?
And a hawk is going to take them down? And
maybe an owl or maybe an owl? But how often
that happens? Probably the weather in the in to see
they're out and they lived like twenty to twenty five years.
I mean that, which is ancient.
Speaker 5: It's funny as you know, near the coast, Yeah, we
see them all the time. And then in bad weather,
you're driving four or five miles away and you see
them all in the parking lot because they know the
bad weather's coming. And then if you happen to be
near a McDonald's and they're in the parking lot, they
come running over to the car because they want you
to give them the French fries.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Y start throwing the French fries.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Now I want I love my Lord of Dunes.
Speaker 1: I threw up what wasted the seagulls to me? Anyway? Matt?
Speaker 12: Can I ask you what what began this friendship? Do
you recall or were you just out there feeding it
one day?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I just the whole thing. You know.
Speaker 1: I just noticed this seagull on this coopola on Smith's
house and uh, which is two houses down kinda, and
I would just go and just every once in a while,
I'll just you know, put something out there that leftover
is basically, and he would see it and he'd swoop in.
And then so I this over turned into a habit yea.
So it wasn't any other bird doing it, just him,
just him. So I would stand there when he would
do it, all right, he got used to me standing there,
so then I decided by him food can't pick cat
food and stuff and uh and and he just you know,
gobbles it up. And he's used me standing there. You
know you haven't tried to touch them, right, fum, I'm
sorry not no, No, they're up close. They're very big.
They're very big, big birds, and they have a big beak.
And you know, when they're mad whatever, they give out
that call that they kind of screech, right, And he's
done that, like if other seagles around, he'll go not
to scare them away. And he's done that in front
of me. Man, that's scary. I mean, it's like right
in your face. Kind of and uh, yeah, they're very weird.
They're very Yeah, they can they can be nasty.
Speaker 4: I like to watch them when they find a clam, well,
they and they try to open up that shell and
they what they do as they fly over your rocky
coast and drop it on a selected boulder or a.
Speaker 1: Parking lot, pocket lot, pocket lot.
Speaker 5: Years ago, we we saw one get hit by a
car in front of us and it broke its wing
and we pulled over and I went out and grabbed it,
and the thing didn't try to bite me. I brought
it in and we brought it to one of those
rehabilitation places and he ended up living there for the
rest of.
Speaker 1: His life, really, and he couldn't fly, but he was.
We would go and the guy had all kinds of
animals there, and he when I first brought it, he
wrapped its wing up and then it lived there with
all these other birds, the animals. Yeah, for better than
getting run over, well to us, but remember when the
buzzed and landed in my yard there at that time,
that thing was crazy. What do you call Yeah, the
vultures and Lois and I are out there looking at
our God and all of a sudden, these things are
slapping his wings. It's huge. They didn't know other spurs
under under one of you under the trees, out of
the tree, next closer to Bobby's in mine. Right, So
so we go, holy yah, just stonnald us. So anyway,
so we called the cops, and the cops come down
and the Newbery cops right, and as like a twenty
year old body fife kid and he says, oh yeah.
He says, I can shoot him if you want, but
I need your permission to shoot him. Don't shoot him,
you know, don't you you know? He says, okay, I'll
call the little rescue guy. But I think that's what
you came. The same guy. Yeah, he's the same guy. Right.
Speaker 5: He was a teacher at the local vocational school and
he had the licenses to rehabilitate because I brought him
four or five birds that got hit. Or one day
I brought a duck into my local venarian a duck.
The thing got hit by a car. So I picked
it up and I bring it to the vet. Go ahead,
and I've got it under my arm, and the girl
at the desk goes, nice.
Speaker 1: Duck, and I go, shut up. This is like a
bad joke. I stuck. A guy walks into a bus
with a duck under his arm. I know that. I
know that joke, right, And I'm like, can you do
something with this?
Speaker 5: And the girl goes, yeah, feed him a couple of
garlic bagels and he'll be self based. Oh, and I
said no, no, no. So they call that rehabilitation guy
and he came. And the guy's a nice guy, but
he always tried to weasel twenty bucks out of you.
But he didn't get out of me because he wanted
you know, he's taking it off your hands, shooting him.
Then he hits you with the But it costs a
lot of money to do this. Yeah, here's twenty to
take him and get him there.
Speaker 1: He really didn't hold us up for that, but he
did say I mean, he really came down and he
knew when to grab the birds, you know, and gloves
and and he said that we could visit him every
Wednesday and Friday. But he also said, good thing you
did to get close to him, because the way they
walt off, you know, predators what it is they vomit
on really yeah right, yeah, so and the vultures. So
he put to it to a culture out your puke.
Yeah yeah, yeah, that would turn me off, I would think.
But once again, great name for a beer. All right,
so Sarah, thank you very much. Sarah. All right, should
we clap for you?
Speaker 14: Now?
Speaker 1: Okay, nobody mentioned before that I was going to nominate Susan.
And as to the when the when the time comes,
same thing with Sarah, I'm just not record right now. Okay,
I just had anniversary last week. So how long you've
been married? A long time? How long? Forty eight years?
Forty eight? Yeah, I haven't even been alive that long.
Fifty both of these guys. Wow, uh okay, it seems
like just yesterday I got your wedding invitations when I
stole the crib.
Speaker 7: You know, I beat you all got may well be
this year fifty seven seven graduation? Wow, I was ten
years old.
Speaker 1: How old was she? She was six? Okay, I don't
want to have to edit any of them. No, I
mean I've known my wife since she was okay, especially this.
I was seven, she was five. Okay, we were little kids,
we played together, but you know she was a girl.
I was like, no, I don't.
Speaker 8: Think since she was seven.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it sounds like yeah, that sounds like a song.
I was five and she was six. We rode our
horses made of sticks.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's get back to you. You were black and
I were white. What do you what? What is that? Bang? Bang? Chance?
Speaker 4: Remember and kill Bill sung by director killed Bill, one
of the greatest directors of all time.
Speaker 1: Don't stop? Okay, well you asked me who directed that?
He's a bill fantastic movie. What is he done?
Speaker 10: I didn't see it.
Speaker 1: No one's sorry.
Speaker 9: You know they're coming out with the fourth one?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah? Kill Bill again? What Fortunately, Carrien Dane's not
going to be in it. Wait a minute, Susan another
kill Bill movie too soon? Really? Well? That is all excited?
All right? So I just want to asked the technical
should I take a break? We could try take it
ran even though I want this to be really we
were ye were Yeah, we're we're like seventy seven something. Okay,
all right, let's just try it. Okay, if it goes down.
Speaker 5: It's gonna use that hand for the button. This know
that one, this hand that one you generally do okay with?
Speaker 1: Really does he really? Does? I watch? I watch? All right?
All right? Real quick? All right? So, oh good here's
all right time. Thank you David oh Man you Oh no,
I said Jack, and I can't drink that. Yeah, I
ordered that.
Speaker 9: I guessed.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for what do you want to split it? Alright? So,
by the way, now is a really good idea to
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Speaker 4: It's been a fun show so far, and of course
usually at this time, the midway point, it's it's funner
and funner, funner. So we're doing it's like we make
it up as we go along sometimes usually the best way.
Speaker 1: Ten years ten years have been doing this. Yes, also,
and once again I started in my crib. Also with us,
is uh currently looking to pull on? Is uncle Ale?
The kiddies pell that one? Looking at porn? You know
remember when you used to have to rent pornsen before
my time? Yeah? Too good. You know, if Mac and
I were to take our phones and you would look
at the pictures on the phone, how many how many pictures?
How hundred pictures? You'd think, be careful. I have thirteen
hundred pictures. How many of them are of your wife?
Twelve hundred? Okay, I have. If I have a thousand
pictures on my phone, you know how many my wife
happens to be in? Maybe two or three? Really? Yeah?
The rest of them are my cats. Hey, listen, now
I can tell if you want to buy something, that's all.
Thank you well. Also with us is Willie Club Willie?
How you doing?
Speaker 7: You know, I'm doing real good. And as I said earlier,
you know, I'm really feeling like I'm on my game tonight.
But anyways, you know, I was really into the discussion
that Chad's had about worms, and you know I used
to tell you a lot about worms myself. You know,
that's one of the things I did in biology. And
do you know, the most popular worm is you know,
tell us the maggots.
Speaker 1: Oh really, okay, I loved them.
Speaker 7: You know they in some places they're an appetizer.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, of bugs there.
Speaker 7: I wanted to interject during the presentation, but I figured
I didn't want to send it in the wrong direction.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I'm glad you waited till now.
Speaker 7: They're the they're the star of the show.
Speaker 1: You might say, maggots. Yeah, really worms there.
Speaker 7: Well, everything I've read in my tells me that there
they are part of the worm lovvy. Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it can also be a disinfectant, the maggot.
Speaker 7: Oh sure, yeah, sure, you put them on us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, what do you mean you put them
out of what wound?
Speaker 6: They put medical maggots there?
Speaker 1: Thinking of what leeches if you're.
Speaker 6: On wounds and they'll eat all the dead tissue.
Speaker 1: And if you if you were.
Speaker 5: Like we're in a plane crash in the jungle and
you were cut open and it started to infect, yes,
you let them flies lay their eggs on it, and
the maggots eat away all the dead stuff. But they
don't need the good stuff.
Speaker 1: Max.
Speaker 4: You saw that, you saw that in this movie. Uh
uh Gladiator when Russell Crow is out there like, yeah,
passed out in these this group, uh picks him up.
That who's that black actor? That's really good?
Speaker 1: Yeah that guy? Yeah, that puts maggots on them. Look
at it. Really, it's a really good close up shot.
You've never never seen gladiators, I know I haven't. It's
a great shot.
Speaker 7: You know what the most effect they're at well when
you talk about you know, hemorrhoids.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, all right, listen, I cannot edit the
show for so many reasons, so let's move on. Thank you.
We have to let it go as is. And uh
they send the handcuffs speaking about want to be a maggott?
What you know?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Club? Would you say?
Speaker 7: I mean, we're speaking, this is the topic, and well.
Speaker 1: It was Okay, that's it. I agree with clip.
Speaker 7: But in Canada, right, they don't have a lot of maggots.
We have most of them down here.
Speaker 1: All right, get it? That's the punist went to school
with someone. Spell it out, Spell it out, m A
G A T S. Anyway, thank you. Club. Also with
us is a good friend down there in North Carotlinta Susan, Okay, Susan,
How are you.
Speaker 12: I'm doing excellent.
Speaker 9: No place that I'd rather be. It's nice to see
you all today.
Speaker 1: We'll save here and you have a shock dress on? Correct,
I do well? The cops are here, well they really are.
It sounds like the police quick quick, Hi. Yeah right.
Speaker 9: I actually saw the red lights behind you right when
you said that.
Speaker 7: I saw the ice name on the vehicle.
Speaker 1: Impossible, right, I know my name is one one. Yeah,
you'll be the first anyway, problem, Susan. Thank you for
joining answer. You appreciate it. Also with us as a
good friend. Up there in Wisconsin, Brandy ex Brandy.
Speaker 10: Hi, everybody, this is a great show. It's so fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's see at the sixty eighty five minute Mack,
can you give the hot sign please? Oh yeah, okay,
kids one thirty five okay, thank you, Thank you, Brandy.
Speaker 6: I can't do that enough.
Speaker 1: The kid not you. Oh, I'm sorry. Awesome with everybody,
do the hot day that some put that down.
Speaker 8: Clean?
Speaker 1: Give all right? Wow? Also up there and Ed Cander
is a good friends, Kim and Sarah, Shay caimp and Sarah.
How are you? We're going to clap you. We got
the queue literally sounds so fun.
Speaker 6: About such interesting things. So I love coming on this show.
Speaker 11: There was one other antidote to flatworms. There was an
experiment done, I think in Rate down your guys area
a long time ago with flatworms, and they taught them
a maze and then they took them and unfortunately squashed
them all down and killed them. And then they fed
them to a bunch of other flatworms, and unbeholdst to them,
the other flatworms learned the maze instantly, so they thought
there was some kind of like information that was being
transferred genetically to the other flatworms.
Speaker 1: They so they had flat worms and they gave them
a flat worm dinner soul or whatever. They gave a
flat worm dinner. Okay, yeah, and the the next generation
of flatworms who ate the flatworms had they had not
had them. The are they the type of worm that
you can cut them in half and they grow too
new ones? I mean some of them you can cut
them off at some of them you can cut them
in a bunch of How does that work? There's a
hammerhead worm. I guess it's supposed to be really invasive.
There's supposed to be a problem. I don't know. I
don't know. That much about it. But yeah, yeah, that
would do that. Yeah, they're both. Yeah. The weirdest thing.
I was not to get into this, but it was
on YouTube. Of course. It's short, and it's a hornet
and he's attacked by another hornet and the other hornet
rips off his head and the haunted headless haunt picks
up his head flies away. That well, chickens run around
without their heads. I mean I actually saw a report
and one that lived eighteen months without his head a chicken. Yeah, yeah,
because the guy didn't make it a clean cut, so
or still had part of the brain stem. Oh really,
I used to pour a food down it's yeah, I'll
take that. I tell you something. And then the only reason.
Speaker 5: It died was because they didn't have the the proper
food thing to deliver each system they had made up. Yeah,
and it choked to death. Huh food Okay, I tell
you you don't need to chicken like that.
Speaker 1: All of them. Yeah, anyway, that's an old pig joke.
Yeah wow, all right, So last thing real quick about that,
there was there's actually a parasite that goes into a
fish's mouth. What are we doing in each thing a
tongue place is their tongue.
Speaker 4: And comes the tongue.
Speaker 1: Yes, and it lives there as their tongue. It's disgusting.
I'm sorry. This this is a movie pitch. You lay
off the fishing chips here for two weeks. Is the
elevator pitch.
Speaker 6: And I suppose you could.
Speaker 1: Internal worm Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
I heard there. I heard how you get rid of them.
Speaker 4: So you can pitch that concept to say, like a
Carl Rhin or or something.
Speaker 1: It will yeah, probably not either at the pone at
the moment, it replaces the tongue with itself.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, choose off the tongue and becomes the tongue and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate to say it, but right, choose it. Yeah,
choose off the tongue and takes its place. Huh.
Speaker 5: And the fish goes on with its life, and the
fish has the thing has yeah, okay, can look it up.
I I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: All right, well that's already very disturbing. It's gross. Let's
see the pivot over to Brandy eyes. Please, Brandy, can
you save us.
Speaker 10: It's something that might make a disturbing report also excellent?
Speaker 1: All right, all right, let's hear it. Okay, I pretend
this music here. Go ahead, please, brandy eyes.
Speaker 10: It is about the girl that cried crystal tears.
Speaker 4: I love it already, Okay.
Speaker 10: So in March of nineteen ninety six, a twelve year
old Lebanese girl name I'm going to mispronounce a bunch
of names in here, and I apologize in advance.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 10: So, this twelve year old Lebanese girl named Hasna Mohammed
MESSELMANI spontaneously began emitting what we're described as solid crystals
of glass from her eyes multiple times each day. She
wasn't actually crying when this happened, like she was sad,
but her tear ducts would swell up and then under
the pressure of the swelling, the crystals would kind of
be forced out. They were clear crystals that were sharp
enough to cut paper. And this continued on for approximately
eight months, during which this girl would produce an average
of seven crystals a day from her eyes. And these
were probably like the size of like your if you
took off your pinky nail and cut it in half,
they'd be like that size. Oh yeah, they were big,
so yeah. She was taken to an ophthalmologist expert in Katara,
who concluded that the crystals were not a trick and
they were indeed forming in her eyes, and because no
one had ever seen anything like it before, they had
no explanation for it, and the doctor declared it must
be an act of God. And although scientists, doctors, reporters,
and people in her community all speculated how this could happen,
no one could establish a scientific reason for Hasna's crystal tears.
Shortly after the phenomenon began, Hassnan claimed that one night,
as she was falling asleep, she received a visitation from
an ethereal figure dressed in white and riding in a
white horse. The figure said that he was a messenger
from God and that he was the one who was
responsible for creating the crystal tears. He told her that
the tears would continue until God willed them to stop,
and during this visitation her brother. Hasna's brother could see
and hear his sister interacting with someone in the room,
but he couldn't see or hear the person she was
in a acting with, which reminded me of the Marian
apparition at Lord's where Bernadette was communicating with the Blessed
virgin and she could see and hear her, but nobody
else could ye. So, not only did this figure give
Hasna information about the crystals in her eyes, saying that
he was responsible for them, but he also predicted bad
luck for her family. He said they all had to
leave the house together on a particular night, and so
everyone in the family except one brother, left the house
on this particular night, and the brother who didn't leave
the house with everyone, went on his own somewhere, and
he was involved in a car accident that almost got
him killed. And following that incident, Hasna was again visited
by this figure and was told or she was scolded
for not following his instructions because it was basically her
fault that her brother or her family's fault that her
brother had this accident. He should have been with the
rest of the family. There are many major religions in
the world who prophesy the coming of a messiah or
a messiah like figure, and prior to that figure's arrival,
each particular theology teaches that people will be witnessed to miracles.
There is a book called The Greatest Mysteries of the
Unexplained by Lucy Doncaster and Andrew Holland, and they list
some of the religions in their book that have this
messianic figure, including Hindos who wait for the Khakiavatar, and
that individual is supposed to appear on horseback, just like
the vision that Hasma had. The Jews are still awaiting
the Messiah, the Buddhists are awaiting the Maitrea Buddha, the
Muslims are awaiting their Imam Mahdi, and the Masdian savior
of ancient Persia called Sociosh is expected to also appear
in white and ride in a white horse. So there
are supposedly multiple religions that have this white robed figure
on a white horse that is supposed to come at
the end of time and quote unquote save mankind. Yes,
there's a British author named Benjamin Kremy that says he
has received visions from a messianic figure, the white horsed,
white robed figure through some kind of telepathy, and that
once this figure arrives, it's going to create a utopia
on earth.
Speaker 1: It's funny, just if I can cut it here, It's
odd that he's on a hoss. You know what I mean?
Speaker 10: You know, right?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's that seems.
Speaker 4: To be a commons like a conusual though of when
somebody significant comes into.
Speaker 1: French fries up on the horse. Yeah, yeah, what else
are they going to be? Yeah, they don't rent up,
they don't drive up. Yeah, hosses kind of courses.
Speaker 4: You're not gonna do a camel necessarily, No, it's too slow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead please bread Okay, all right.
Speaker 10: So before getting into some possible explanations for the phenomenon
that occurred to Hasna, I wanted to talk about a
couple of other similar stories. And in Madhya Pradesh, India,
in twenty seventeen, it was reported that an eleven year
old girl named Manasi was expelling small white spheres of
sediment from her eyes every day, sometimes thirty to forty
a day. And these were like the size of like
a sunflower seed, like after you took the hull off
the seed. They were about that big. Okay again, they
were more circular though, but they were about that size.
Production of these spheroids began spontaneously and the superstitious villagers
in her area as well as her family were positive
that these were due to her possession by a ghost. Yes,
and because they were superstitious. They refused medical treatment by
an ophthalmologist, but the village doctor was able to see her,
although he had no explanation and recommended they see an ophthalmologist.
The gene of the medical college in job of poor,
who did not examine her, said that she was probably
having an allergic reaction to something, and an ophthalmologist who
did look the case but didn't actually examine her, said
it was probably due to a vitamin D deficiency. But
I think that if that was the case, there'd be
people walking around all over the place white blobs coming
out of their eyes.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 10: Okay, So another example our story is a twenty two
year old woman named Satinique who was in twenty nineteen
reported in Armenia to be crying crystal tears as many
as fifty a day. Her condition reportedly began as she
was at a dentist dentist appointment and thought that she
had gotten some dust into her eyes, and after the
appointment her eyes were painful, so she went to the
ophthalmologist who removed a few crystals from her eyes. Satniq's
family was convinced that the crystals got in there while
she was doing work on the family farm. But doctors
confirmed that the crystals were actually four in her body
and working their way out of her body through her eyes.
They gave her eye drops, but it made it worse
and actually cause the production of more crystals.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, nothing.
Speaker 10: No doctors in Armenia had seen this condition before, and
they were at a loss of how to treat it.
Even after a sample of her tears was sent to
a lab for compositional analysis, doctors could still not diagnose
her condition. One doctor speculated that it could be due
to a build up of salt in her body. There's
an ophthalmologist that you see Davis School of Medicine who
did not examine her, but said that if there were
excess salts in the body, a concentration that was enough
to expel crystals from your eyes would cause more serious
conditions than that before that ever happened. Yeah, And he
concluded it was physically impossible for this to happen because
there aren't an enough of the correct nutrients in human
tear film to cause anything to crystallize.
Speaker 1: So so yeah, yeah, but but but then then then,
but what's happening? Defined the loss of chemical how do
they come out of your tardyce too? I mean, served,
that's going to be right without pain?
Speaker 10: These you know, the these girls were not in pain
when these things came out of their eyes.
Speaker 1: It's not a kidney stone for the eyes kind of
supposed to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10: Well this might be t m I but I get
calcium deposits a lot that comes out of my skin
around my eyes. They will just like come to the
surface and come out. Maybe nobody wanted to.
Speaker 1: Hear that this kind of stuff happened, made it. He
has written an extensive note here so so but but
so let's just say not to change the subject real quick,
but I when I hear something like this something happening,
so I think of the stigmata. The stik matter is
a thing where people are so religious that they actually
get the wounds of Christ and the Crucifixion on their fingers,
on their toes and on their chests.
Speaker 4: You saw the movie that Gabriel burned and yeah, I
don't know, I love that.
Speaker 1: Really, but but but it's like, how can the body,
how can the mind of the matter. And then I
also think in Joni Mitchell, who has this really weird
weird disease where mushrooms grow out of her skin. It's
really strange. You'll never listen to her again in the
same way. Believe me. It's a very very strange disease.
And she's been to a million doctors and they say
this is mind of a matter. They pay paradise and
put up a mushroom. It's but so strong, how strong
that you would get wounds on your hands? I mean,
how you don't know what's the power of behind something
like that. Your mind is the power, apparently, but how
about how powerful we don't know how powerful of mine
is that.
Speaker 6: There there's also pseudo pregnancies where will who really really
want to get pregnant will actually start gaining weight. They'll
their bodies will mimic all of the sensations of being pregnant.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And we talked about placebos earlier too. It's
the same thing. Guys to do the same thing with
their wife gets pregnant. They start going through losing the period.
Stop stop.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I've heard that that's not do weird stuff.
Speaker 5: And they start like they're pregnant, They gain weight and
they have a lot of the side effects.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean asked one question, how would you think.
I don't know. I've never had a kid, so I
don't know.
Speaker 4: You're never lactated in your life.
Speaker 1: No, I don't say. I'm not exactly loactating right now.
Hey the check nice age, Come on anyway, please, Brandy
you started?
Speaker 10: Oh good, We're going to Brazil. In Lynn's Brazil, it
was reported in twenty twenty three that a thirty five
year old woman named Laura Ponds expels white plaque crystals
from her eyes spontaneously, and every time she pulls one out,
another one is right behind it. When this happens, like
she kind of has like incidents of this, I guess
where she can go for days and weeks without anything happening,
and then all of a sudden she'll feel like a
swelling up in her eye and this will start happening,
and then it's really hard for her to get it
to stop. It's in one of her eyes, and this
soft plaque material will develop in like her lower lid,
and once she once it becomes exposed to air, she
pulls her eyelid down to remove the plaque. I mean,
and this is plaque that's like the size of your fingernail.
It's huge. Once she brings it out of her eye,
it turns hard. It started happening when she was sixteen
and she was preparing for her sister's first communion. Okay, well,
it was manifesting only in her right eye at the time,
and the doctor at the er was so scared because
he had never seen anything like it. And they visited
numerous doctors over the years and could not find an explanation.
And finally she found a doctor that was willing to
research this. And because there were no other recorded incidents
of this happening to anybody, sometimes this would go on
for as long as three months with her. And what
this new doctor determined was that he was an ophthalmologist,
was that her tearing response was deficient in certain proteins.
He said, there's three layers in your tears. Theres a water,
a protein, and a fat, and hers was deficient in
these proteins, which leaves out an essential step in the
production of tears. And instead of this protein being developed,
her corneas were producing an inordinate amount of keratin. And
so when that got mixed with the water and fat
and the tears and minus the proteins, it was causing
this plaque build up. So there was actually a scientific
explanation for that one. I mean, they still haven't figured
out other than maybe trying to figure out how to
reduce the amount of keratin and increase the amount of
protein and how to get this to stop.
Speaker 4: Do they need volunteers to do this?
Speaker 1: Obviously? Obviously she can't wait contact line because right, yeah,
it would it would make them so thick they yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10: When this starts happening, she's basically sequestered to her house
because she cannot see, and it started happening in the
other eye, since so now it's happening in both eyes,
and so when this starts happening, she can't see at
all while this is happening.
Speaker 1: So they if they suggested a psychological.
Speaker 10: Well not for her, but I did, I guess, look
at possible explanations for the crystals for the other girls,
and what I thought was weird too, is the examples
I found were all girls, So I didn't know if
there was something chemical in that aspect. I had this
teacher once who was in a car accident long long
ago when she was younger. But I remember her, you know,
telling the class you know, don't be scared. Don't be
scared if you see glass coming out of my skin
because I was in this car accident and it was
before they had a shatterproof glass, I guess. And she said,
glass still comes There was so much glass embedded in
my skin. The glass still comes out of my.
Speaker 1: Skin and it just like works.
Speaker 10: Its way out.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 10: That was one, you know, possible explanation for how this
was happening to these girls. But in researching and people
investigating this, none of them had ever been involved in
anything that would have caused glass to be embedded in
their skin, so that didn't fit in this scenario. There
was a guy named Joe Nicol who's a skeptic, and
he performed a hoax in which he placed crystals in
the lower lid of a participant and then you know,
pulled the lid down and made them appear on camera
like they were being formed in the tear duct. But
it was a hoax, and so he said, all of
this is a hoax for attention. But actually ophthalmologists have
looked at this and these are not these these are
actually material that's expelled from these girls eyes.
Speaker 1: Sude, This is more than just your your body overdoing something.
This is your body doing something that it should be doing,
you know what I mean. But but yet it is
doing it right?
Speaker 10: Could it could be biochemical?
Speaker 5: There's so many things that people there are people that
have these diseases and things that are they're one in
mega millions of people that have. It doesn't make it
not real. It just makes it. It's incredibly rare. Right,
some people do crazy stuff.
Speaker 1: And I'll say so, I'll just give you a real
quick stories. Sounds weird, but I have a my brother
in law's wife okay, had somewhere with her eyelid and
she had to go to an eye a lash specialists Okay,
And it turned out that it was weird. She was
a model, and the hot lights and burnt the bottom
of her eyelashes and infective lights of her eyelashes at
the bottom of where the eyelashes.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we had gave her drops and whatever. But
I said, wow, you went to an eyelash specialist. Three
the blue cross cover that man care doesn't Yeah, wow,
go ahead, Brandy, Okay.
Speaker 10: So there there really isn't one overriding explanation scientifically for
how this happened, how this happens, But I did come
across a interesting supernatural explanation. Possibly There is a podcast,
the Family of take Eta, and it's like channeled messages
from light beings on this that they tell on this
relate on this podcast, and one of the messages from
a galactic light being from the Pleiatees that is totally
unrelated to these reports of humans crying crystals. I mean,
I'm I'm pretty sure this podcast had no knowledge that
this was happening to people. But during this channeling session,
they got a message from these light beings that the
light beings hearts were made of crystal, and they use
crystal as a communication conduit, which is actually possible because
crystal is a communication device. So when these light beings
connect with us on Earth through telepathy, they feel they
can feel our emotions through this crystal communication system that
they have, and when we expand our consciousness to communicate
with them, they can feel our emotions and they release
crystal tears, and as we align with them and actually
like become one during this communication session with them. That
actually fits the religious beliefs of the messianic Nitrea, whose
arrival is supposed to cause like an increased communication and
compassion and sense of utopia. And it might be that
this Hasna girl actually was visited by a spiritual apparition
who felt a con just this expanded connection with her
because he said he's the one that created the crystals
in her eyes. Wow, And maybe they were just so
connected that he, you know, he had his own crystal tears,
but created hers as well. And it also fits with
that Benjamin Cremey telepathic communication where the messianic figure said
they were that a sense of utopia was going to
be created when everything happened. So today there is no
proven or supported medical explanation for across the board for
the cases of the people who cry crystal tears. But
maybe the explanation isn't medical.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, it's got to be by Dova Mata.
It has to be in a way, right, what else
is going to be?
Speaker 10: I don't But they weren't even thinking about It's not
like they were like I'm going to create eyes. You know,
they just happened. So I don't know.
Speaker 4: Is it like the concept of being possessed and all
of a sudden you're possessed with certain attributes that you
seem to be non human but maybe they are because
we don't we don't really know.
Speaker 10: Well, the girl, her family thought she was possessed, the
one that was crying the you know, the little white
basically stones. Yeah, wow, and they thought she was who knows.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 10: I wish I had an answer.
Speaker 1: But if they found it keratin and then one person's
I mean, carten just an overload of something your body
produced to some degree. But I know women that pay
a lot of money to have a carroten treatment done
in their hair.
Speaker 10: I'll caution you. There is a great YouTube video about
this girl, this Laura from Brazil that has that had
the keratin plaque coming out of her eyes. It is
just Google or YouTube that video. It's unbelievable. You can't
believe the stuff's coming out of her eye.
Speaker 1: Yeah, weird, Well, the stuff's coming out of Al's eyes
right now. What is blood? Blood is bloody, don't worry,
it is blood. You know.
Speaker 5: I stopped wearing contact lenses because I started wearing contacts
when I was a teenager, and in those days, you
had hard contact lenses that were extremely painful when you
put them in your eyes teared, yes, like forever, go ahead,
and then found you could wear them for an hour
and then two hours and three hours, and those you
had to either replace those or you had to do
something with them, because your eye would form a secretion
over them, a concretion that would make them more uncomfortable
trying to wash them out. And that's what your eye
does when there's an irritation in there. It's almost like, uh,
you know, like I coachs it to make it not
bother you funny. And then they came out with soft lenses, yes,
and I ended up I got soft lenses for the
first time, and it was like, oh my god, these
are It's a whole new world, right. And then they
came out with extended where soft contacts. We're supposed to
be able to leave in for a couple of days, right,
And I'd leave him in for a month or two months,
and those, you know, and I forget about it, like
because I could wake up in the morning and I
could look at the at the see uh the clock,
and I could see what time it was probed to
leave them in for months, and then when I would
take him out, my eyes would go absolutely crazy.
Speaker 1: Kids don't to this at all, because the you know,
the wind would hit him, And so why do you
why do you have the Carol Chanty glasses on them?
I pretty much gave up wearing them. I mean you
know when I now there were the point where they
have throwaway daily lenses. Yeah right, yeah that sounds But
they're also not cheap, right, there are a ton of money.
How about readers for like six or eighteen dollars on Amazon? Well,
I can you can? You know? If I take these off.
Speaker 4: I get real fine pairs for that money. How many
about twenty? I mean you get a six pack like
switches gotten a couple of times, yes, one one and
a half readers like the ones I'm wearing this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went to the little thing, all right, so
cheap it's like, yeah, no, they were.
Speaker 4: Six pack of them. Yeah, and you get at least
one case.
Speaker 1: What number is it, right, ye? A little a little.
Speaker 4: One little case?
Speaker 1: What number is it? Just just google Amazon? I know
about what number is the prescriptions? One and a half?
How about one point five? Really? One point five? One
point five? Really? You can see distance? One one? You
can see distance without a yeah? Yeah yeah my case.
In my case, I can't see distance, So I'm holding
up the bill. See it if I tax and tip
on them.
Speaker 5: If I take these glasses off, I can read real fine,
but I can't see distance. So I put these on,
and I can see distance, but I can't read.
Speaker 1: I can.
Speaker 4: I used to have to wear glasses for distance and
for reading. Okay, I got older and it started. All
started when I couldn't read road signs. It was really
on top of the you know. The next thing I
couldn't read. I got this was like, you know, twenty
twenty five, thirty years ago, I started wearing glasses for distance.
Right then it improved and improved over the years. Glasses
for distance but no longer necessary. But I still have
to wear readers. So I was doing both.
Speaker 1: I was like, right, this this.
Speaker 5: Is even if I wear once again, I puts in.
I can see distance, but I can't read. So then
I need cheaters to read.
Speaker 1: And it's like.
Speaker 8: The other.
Speaker 4: Every room of the house, including the bathroom, I have readers, Yes,
in every in every coat pocket. That's why I gave
up on in my overhead compartment, in the car, everywhere
I have, and I keep it in my jeans pocket.
Speaker 10: Well, this is actually sound a lot easier, don't they.
Speaker 1: Well, the glasses. I can take them off from and
I can put them on and see distance. I'm glad.
We're getting lazy as I get old. Listen on that note,
should we uh kind of wrap it up? Okay?
Speaker 4: Right, so you're you see you're a two point five?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the matter with you? What? What's one point
five meaning two point five? Yeah? I do a lot
of intensive reading. Computer monitors from getting better like you
getting there is the only guy was written a lot
of reading, a lot of reading. I'm waiting for cataract
surgery someday. Really, yeah, because then they put a new
lens in your eye too, and you can you can
correct your distance visions off there about that? You do what?
I have surgery three years ago? Oh did you have
to work out?
Speaker 7: I have twenty twenty vision now?
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
Speaker 7: I wore contact lenses for twenty years, and I wore
the ones called monovision. One eye is distance and one eye.
Speaker 1: Is for reading. Right, that's crazy.
Speaker 7: Never do that, Yes, And I did that for years.
Speaker 1: It was great.
Speaker 7: So when I went in for the cataract surgery, they
asked me if I wanted the cataract surgery mono.
Speaker 1: I said yes.
Speaker 7: So after the surgery, I now see twenty twenty, don't
need reading glasses or anything. My wife had the same surgery, yes,
at the same time, but she didn't ask for the mono,
so she still has to wear reading glasses. But I'll
tell you it's been over three years and I have
perfect vision now.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, yeah, cataracts is a big deal. Now, yeah,
it's a miracle. I'll tell you, Hey, hey, hey, club,
this is our this is our waved the hand? Did
you see me?
Speaker 7: Can I just can I just follow up at one
thing time is briefly, but I wanted to follow up
on what Alan said great discussions and about the worms
and now the chickens with the head cut off, because
I've been doing some research on that and and I
know al you know you talk about the chickens that
can walk around for all that time, I found out
for my research there were humans also in the same situation.
They get their head cut off and they still can
really maneuver around. The biggest case that I saw is
the one Lorena Bobbitt's husband.
Speaker 1: Is that the real head the head? Wow? And I
was afraid you want to go political along this, but
instead you went right for the no, I get into facts.
Right for the head, right for the dick job, last
last thing that's.
Speaker 10: A violation of the switch.
Speaker 5: Here are you the last thing? Like about lay six?
I think Kim or his wife every time surgery, every
time I've gone to my eye doctor for a check up,
every eye doctor that I've gone to that's wearing glasses,
I say to them, you know what about you know
what about this lay six thing? And if the eye
doctors aren't getting it, then because they're wearing glasses, I'm like,
why aren't you getting it?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not quite so sure. Done, I see you later.
My eye doctor won't do it because they say, you know,
they'll be and it could be an issue of you
see star night Like a lot of people see shadow.
I see that stops sitting when they're driving at night.
On that note, I'm waiting for the thank you for
the cataracts, but I don't want a cataract. I want
to Chevrolet. Wow. Okay, yes, thank you all. Let's start
here in an orderly fashion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't know why getting always Wow?
Speaker 1: What happened? There's another beer? Just suddenly I had that
holy before I got that? Okay, all right, Okay, have it.
We have a miraculous beer.
Speaker 10: The end of the world.
Speaker 1: I mean seriously, a beer just materialized, drowning and commodity rise.
It's not some cheap, you know, light beer.
Speaker 4: It's still couldn't you marriage imagine prohibition but that was
all about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're making it at home in baptubs. It's like
the Three.
Speaker 5: Stooges did cookies.
Speaker 1: Exactly this cooking beer two O two. The first student
his reference. Okay, thank you, Kim and Sarah, please thank
you for joining us. Thank you so much.
Speaker 6: Lots of interesting topics discussed.
Speaker 4: This evening, keeping the relationship with Canada open.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll open our show with the last hope. Right,
our neighbors to the north, as they say, right, tell
us about the big worms. It's cool. Thank you very much.
We're going to clap you for the seventh time.
Speaker 6: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1: If you move to Greenland, it will be eight times.
Thank you for joining us. We appreciate it. Thank you,
thank you, thank you. Okay, also thank you to Brandy.
Thank you Brandy for joining us.
Speaker 10: Thank you everybody. I had such a great time. I
will miss you until I get to see you again.
Speaker 1: Well, same here. We didn't come it on your head though,
but it's kind of Oh, there's the hot, this is
the hot. Thank you Brandy for the like a picture
of that. Thank you so much. We'll talk to you
very very soon and we will be see and we
will cry crystal tears until we see you.
Speaker 4: Can we make can you make money off of crystal tears?
Speaker 1: We can't know? It has like a bowl or something
and collect collect them and to.
Speaker 4: Bring it to a jewelry store and say hey, can
you make some.
Speaker 1: That's the question? Wow, make them into jewelry, jewelry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, crystal tears full of ideas?
Speaker 1: Good for a band, soft rock? What was full of
terystal tears? Crystal tears? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah because
a lot of keyboards yard the keyboards stuff. Yeah yeah.
Christ album would be love CLEANINGX love Cleaning. I always
like that. Brandy. Thank you, Susan Kay, Thank you, Susan Kay,
Thank you, Susan. Thank you so much for I'm sharing
off the ya. We appreciate.
Speaker 9: Oh, I appreciate being here and you just make me.
You all make me so happy. It's such an honor
to be here. And I can't wait to see you again.
Speaker 4: Next week wow, same here. Can we make what she
just said a drop?
Speaker 1: A drop? Yes, thank you, Susan, Thank you, Susan. We
appreciate it. Thank you. We watch you here every week too, Yes,
we do. We do. Also, I about.
Speaker 4: Another guy from North Carolina. We lived there for a while,
from this area, and sadly he moved back. But this
was thirty years ago. Okay, two hours.
Speaker 1: Meeting a lot of people from North Carolina. Really yeah, club,
Thank you, club, close, thank you.
Speaker 7: Show has been so informative tonight, I can't. I got
to think about everything that I've learned tonight. Okay, really yeah, significant, Yeah,
that's great contributions from our team.
Speaker 1: Well. I was gonna say we're gonna cry crystal tears
over you, but I think the plaque tears would be.
Speaker 4: There must be a country song called crying crystal tears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gotta be. Yeah, thank you club. Hopefully that
shirt will be hanging next time we see you.
Speaker 7: I'm not like you, that'll be hanging all year.
Speaker 1: We lose, oh wow, to lose. They just he just
put it up two weeks ago.
Speaker 7: Come on, it's been here for a long time.
Speaker 1: Out of Cambridge at a camera rage.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm surprised you would have a bubble head doll
of Drake May and booty and digs take your booty
by one.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait till next week. Let's see what Drake May.
The guy is blowing my mind? Well he said mine. Okay,
thank you, club, We appreciate AL, thank you, AL, thank you, AL.
Glad to be here, Mack. Okay, are you really break
this all this time? Now? Okay, thank you, we appreciate it.
And one one of course, thank you. I always glad
to be here. I lifted this.
Speaker 4: It's on my calendar as a very important event. Yeah,
not to be missed.
Speaker 1: So in uh celebration of this great show. No plugs, tod.
How's that right? No plugs? Right? So until you hear
us next time. This is Max from the entire gang
and coming as soon as marry the Medium, uh you know,
appearance number three. Yep, this is gonna be. We're gonna
have to bring cheers in here because we're the next week.
It's yeah, next week, yes, the next week yep, and
uh let's be you know we we we've we've told
the stories about her. We'll tell them more next week
as a lead up. But she's incredible. She has some
kind of thing going Marry the medium.
Speaker 8: Does he know about the outcome of Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, yep, absolutely, yep. I mean, real quick, Marry
the medium said to you know, almost at the end
of the show a few weeks ago, said to Susan,
do you have any kids around your house? And you
said no. You said no, that would be impossible, that
would be a miracle, right, And she says, I see
a young child in your house running around a baby,
and what happened a week later? You would give them
like temporary custody of a young child, right, I mean
what I mean, what.
Speaker 4: A prediction?
Speaker 1: Really weird?
Speaker 4: You have a prediction where you think the obvious outcome
can't happen, because how we think that's the only way
you could have that prediction fulfilled.
Speaker 1: But something comes out of the blue and fulfills the prediction,
you know. I mean, it's weird. Man, think about mac.
Speaker 9: And I was like, I love Mary, but sorry she
was off target, was.
Speaker 1: On how weird is that? So? Anyway, yeah, that's next week.
So uh until then, this is Max saying, uh, well
until then, be safe, be happy, and by bye. Okay. Yeah,