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in paranormal talk radio in the UK and around the world.

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Speaker 3: There are more than one thousand paranormal events reported around

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as natural phenomena, but about ten percent cannot. UFOs, ghosts, cryptids, monsters, coincidences,

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Space Brothers, mysterious wounds, weeping statues, miracles on high and

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voices beyond the grave. All these things and more are

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Speaker 1: So join Mac and the rest of the game one

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This is Mac Maloney's Military X Files and now here's Mac.

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Speaker 1: Well. Good evening, everybody. Welcome to Mac Maloney's more trex

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Fyle show. Here in the disc of thunder Ridge in Netway.

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This is Mac Maloney. Wow. We're broadcasting live from the

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Stobby Galley Restaurant, fifty five Wanna Street and New Wood map,

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great seafood, great Hamburger's read steak and cheese, Sammy, and

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everything they do with tonguons is to baifault. Who's could

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shoe few tight? At first? Let me introduce you to

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the members of the class and girls. Yes, that's his

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vibe you've been feeling. Oh wait, it might be intensified

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this week because before the show he was actually talking

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to a rock star. I was a real rock star

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at the bow, a bonafide rocks bonifiing rock star, not bono,

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a bonafid ice. Total surprise. So see yourself s done,

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stoping yourself, get your big box of cleanings, big box

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of wives. You squeedge in you lou, because he's here,

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the very famous one.

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Speaker 4: Hello babies, Hello boys and girls and all ships at sea,

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and the adults too are welcome to be on the show.

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Come on with the show for all ages. How is everybody?

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Speaker 1: He might not want to say that it's good to

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be on the show, Mac, good to be anywhere? Yes, yep, okay,

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everything okay with.

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Speaker 4: You, Everything's okay. I've I am polishing my vibe. I

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am actually I'm I may re architect it a little bit,

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but every time I go through it. I go, no,

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I know what it's that why it's okay, it's uh

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why stuff. I have my uh my testing equipment, my

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vibe rader, and I check it everything ter meter.

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to short shorten it so well, it's probably

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a word that everybody can not a.

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Speaker 1: Good word to use in this discussion. Uh one one,

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So just very quickly elevate a pitch. You're at the bar, and.

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Speaker 4: So I'm at the bar and I'm just hanging out,

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ordering my first drink and a gentleman is leaving, this

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long haired fellow, and I turned, I turn around because

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Dave says, uh, they do these guys do a music show.

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Speaker 1: You want to be on it?

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Speaker 4: And the guy, who still doesn't have a name yet

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says sure, And I turn around and I go, Hi,

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do the show. We do a music show about once

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a month or so. And we talk about this, that

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and the other, and then I mentioned the Beatles and

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he opens his jacket. He's got this Beatles Abbey Road

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t shirt on him, so clearly he's a fan who

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Speaker 1: And then.

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Speaker 4: Somebody else at the barden knew this guy and ask

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him what band he's in, I said, so, guy, I didn't.

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He still don't know his name yet, sir, what band

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are you were in? He says, I mean Extreme? I said,

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I said, the the the band Extreme from Boston.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, shit, if they're they're a well known man.

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The singer years ago was the singer from Van Halen

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for like one album. And they've had they've had hits,

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they've had them. You know, uh, what's that ballad? They

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did that more than words? Right, So anyway, they're from

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East Boston, and everyone from East Boston knew someone Boston

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knew someone who knew these guys whatever, And they're still

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be on the show. He's a friend of Dave's and

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he'll be on the show sometimes.

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Speaker 4: He's a friend of the owner of the Static Galley.

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at the bar know him. And the Pat Badger Pat

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Badger Okay, I'm sometimes called around here, Patrick Patrick Badger.

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Speaker 1: He's some he sponsored. What's wrong with this? What's wrong

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with he's Boshington.

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Speaker 4: You know, but how many how many bad east of Boston?

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Speaker 1: How many badges are in there? Uncle Ale? Yeah, well

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that's a good because if the Barger maybe not a badger.

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Also is his nickname also with us as our engineer, producer, Kenaway,

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Driv b Killer and Man about Town, Wow, the kiddies,

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Al mac hell one one. What's happening, guys? What's hello?

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Speaker 4: L good to see you.

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Speaker 1: What's new and exciting? Anything? Exciting? Was Pat? Oh?

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Speaker 4: You know you start talking to me, he said. He said,

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uh yeah, let me go on the show. I can't

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do it tonight. I said, I'm not doing the music

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show tonight, but I'll ask Dave to get up to

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get a hold of you. If I'm not going to

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ask you for your phone number, I'm gonna, you know,

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then you stock him.

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Speaker 4: And he's saying, and I said, you know, when I

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was in the UK, I said, I saw the Rolling

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Stones in the UK, and then I saw the Hollywood

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Vampires with Johnny Depp. And he says, and he cuts

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in and says, you know, Johnny Depp was always a

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musician before he was an actress.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah, I kind of knew.

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Speaker 4: That, and he he he definitely brings it. I saw

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them cup close. I said that the music I'm hearing

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from the PA system looks like the chords he's playing.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know, this is what he played with

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Jeff Beck for a year. Jeff Beck would not let

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anyone play with him, the right schmuck. You know, he

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just wouldn't do it. There's no reason for him to

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do it, So why would he do it? You know?

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good guitar player, he is. It's just that he was.

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Speaker 4: Totally impressed with Johnny Depp's guitar, you know. And he

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and he looks and acts and talks like.

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Speaker 1: He's more of a rockster than an actor.

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Speaker 4: Like uh, Captain Jack Sparrow.

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I think cool. Well, when he when he's when he

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plays at the Hollywood Vampires, he's almost in a Jack

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Sparrow almost.

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which the Jack Sparrow character was sort of based on.

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what if Keith remembers for all the bad royalty check

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for for all the bad press. Depp does get at times.

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Speaker 5: He goes to hospitals and yeah, he really does a

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lot of stuff like he's.

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Speaker 1: Big on that. He's i mean bless them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he really lived the rock style. And he was

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with Amber Heard, which apparently she just drives everyone crazy

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for some reason. But he does a lot of you know,

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close to he doesn't care. He takes rolls that he

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doesn't care. I mean, the pirates of Paribia pay the bills,

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let's face it. But you know, he does odd movies

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and stuff, you know.

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Speaker 5: And he plays in the I Didn't need do an

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weird Sleepy Holloway past.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so John Johnny, then we'll get him on

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the show. So well, okay, everything all right with the bees?

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Do we care? The bees are should be? You know?

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Speaker 5: Actually, you know what's funny. I didn't go over there today,

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but I bet they were flying today because it was

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forty forty something degrees.

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Speaker 4: On the other side today, Oh boy, I was always

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gonna put on my shorts.

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Speaker 1: Withsider outside doult. Men don't wear short pasts. Come on,

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come on, well, yes we do nothing wintery never. If

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you're a past twelve, it's time to time to dump down.

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Speaker 4: Well they're shorts, not like they're up to here. I

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showed Mac the other day, Ie.

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Speaker 5: I had had a problem with my wife getting locked

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out of the garage one night while we were doing

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the show, and so I picked up this little rig

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where you can hook it up to the garage door

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and put an app on your phone so you can

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control the garage door from your phone. Which the biggest

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deal about this is.

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Speaker 1: I am dead set against having any apps on my

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phone at all. All I have zero one and now

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I have one, so I can't say anymore I don't

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have any apps on my phone. It's a gateway app,

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but it's shut off. I mean, I don't have it on.

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nominate the sainthood to the vat Again with me, if

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you open the garage's door, how's that going to get

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her back in my house? Well? See it was there

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then went to the garage door and didn't have her

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clicker with her, so she went for the keypad outside

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the garage door, and the batteries were dead in it, okay,

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and so she couldn't get in to get her car,

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so she couldn't go to get the food she was

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going to pick up. Okay.

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batteries in the front door lock were dead.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 5: You know that one will change the battery. There's a

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key outside. So well, the next morning I was smart

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enough to go replace all the batteries because I came

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in from the show. I walked in it, you know whatever,

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and I'm like, hey, what's up? And I got the

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face you keep mentioned in the show you want some colempensation.

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What I'm saying. I was here, you know, I was

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doing this and and because I'm not usually not home

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Speaker 1: He's not ready to Morgan and Morgan, I got the

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face when I walked in, you know, I get the look.

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I go, hey, how did your night go and I

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get the look? Is that the only time you get

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the look? Do look that often? She's got that often?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: I mean we don't fight, We don't argue ever ever ever,

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this is that. I believe that, but I do anyway.

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Speaker 5: So I took care of all that, and she could

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get in the house if she just walked around the

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house and picked up the key I have hidden outside.

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Speaker 1: So she got in the house. Fine.

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Speaker 5: It was the garage that was the issue, and so

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now you fixed it. I loaded the app on her

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phone and said, if you have a problem, open that

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app and pressed the button in the garage door. And

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then I proceeded to put some high power headlight bulbs

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in her car and in my car because I'm sick

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of these clowns with the high beams on you all

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the time.

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Speaker 1: Off the candles kept blowing out.

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Speaker 5: How I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna. I'm gonna one

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of those people because I'm sick of I'm sick of

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I hit it with my high beams and they don't

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turn them down.

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Speaker 1: I am too, but I don't want my high beams

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to like just integrate.

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Speaker 5: Oh I do I want I want to cause misery.

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I want to blind blind to me.

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Speaker 4: I know this girl is as wicked high beams.

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Speaker 1: Oh well there all the time. Next, I didn't say

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switches to a secret I'm not drinking here, those switches

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toes on a secret project, secret mission. But also is

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head of Security International, Head of Security world renown.

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Speaker 4: Is that it the number one fan of all time

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you still got that dirty laundry hanging up there.

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It's a Willie club. W see.

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Speaker 7: Hey Mac, I gang great to be here tonight. I

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did want to give you an update. I know you'd

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like to ask how people are doing ahead, and I'm

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trying to get out in front of that. Yes, so,

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as you know, I do with self analysis now before

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every show.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yes, go ahead please.

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Speaker 7: I did the self analysis last week, as you know,

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when I was it was pretty hot to trot.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that was your words, go ahead.

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Speaker 7: So I tried it again tonight and it came back

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and said, you know that I'm really on my game.

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Speaker 1: On your game.

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Speaker 7: So I still feel pretty good. You know I'm on

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my game no matter what.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 7: Okay, So I think I think as the night goes

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on and listening to you folks, I'm probably gonna be

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hot to trot again. But I brought some extra drink

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just in case.

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Speaker 1: What do you use to judges? You have that secret

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eight ball thing?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's sort of a hand thing you do.

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Speaker 1: I like the one we should make out a paper.

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It's a hand the paper strick away and put these

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little notes in there and you were able to flip

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it around with your fingers. Oh yeah, remember those?

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Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, no, no, this is this is I could

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show it to you.

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Speaker 1: But that was the magic the magic gate ball. I've

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seen it. Yeah. I used to get it and say,

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give the eight ball that tells you your fortune, right, yeah, yeah,

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it works.

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Speaker 7: You know where the high and low? You know he

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told you that were kind of things.

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Speaker 1: If you have to ask anyway, club you must be

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getting ecstasy with what it has. What happened on Sunday.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm pretty happy. I mean we didn't expect them

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to get this far.

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Speaker 1: The Patriots beat the I forget the team they beat.

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They were so chargers l a Chargers Manlet was talk

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about a game sitting in this end? How is this

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going to end? It's like seven to six for you know,

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an hour and a half. Man, oh man, what a

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game that. There was a six to three for a

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long time, right was sixty three?

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Speaker 4: It was six or three for a long time. Then

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there was seven to six, and then there was no

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sixty three for a long time. But three, Yeah, that

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it became they go, whoa, this is like a big lead.

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This is like the rich Sox might be able to

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score as many points.

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Speaker 7: Is very happy, you know, we got We're fortunate. We'll

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have another game. But every game in playoffs is you know,

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it becomes more of a challenge. So we'll see where

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they go on this one.

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Speaker 1: But impressed. Houston is a tough team. It's not it's

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not to be a pushover. That could that could be.

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They weren't the other night they were.

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Speaker 4: It took him to the halfway through the four quarter

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to do any story.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, but they have a very tough defense

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and the defensive lines, the full guys on the line

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are all gigantic more points than the offense for something

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like that. Screwy like that. Yeah, so anyway, see what happens. Yeah,

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so we're very happy and yeah, side we get this far.

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We keep saying we will talk about the newingled pages.

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Speaker 7: Yea, all of a sudden, it's wee with your words.

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Speaker 4: Those bums they can't get out of their own way.

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Speaker 7: Way did they lose no fair weather friend.

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Speaker 1: If they lose that that that sweatshirt will be down instantaneously.

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Speaker 7: I'll drop itself. That's an annual event.

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Speaker 4: Also, I donated my Tom Brady TB twelve book.

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Speaker 1: You should have seen that book, though.

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Speaker 4: Maybe I should have kept it with all those Yeah,

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there was all these glossy pictures of Tom. It was

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of doing exercises and the full and plus the him

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and the chef with the menu that the things that

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they eat, the whole deal, the TB twelve Method Coffee

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table book and weigh a tones because each page was

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like each page was like worth framing if you're if

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you like to drool over, Tom Brady was problem. He's

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like doing push ups and just look at the camera

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like with this weird grid like no sweat.

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Speaker 1: Wow, there's a word for that, but weird. He's a

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disappointment because he very well could be just like you know,

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if he was a good guy, just the guy, you

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know what I mean. Yeah, you had another round. Dave

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please thank you. He just you know what I mean,

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he could be a kind of you know, Edelmund's kind

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of a cool guy. He's a cool guy. You know,

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he's kind of chill, as the kids say. Tom Brady

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is like he's plugged in all the time and it's

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all this you know, almost like football crap, you know.

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But at least he's not chilling everything like the Mannings

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or well the Mannings just stayed able turned down.

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Speaker 4: A Patriot pizza commercial is fantastic. Have you seen it?

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They're running pizza commercial there with Tom Brady. Yeah, pizza

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with the Old Lady tackles.

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Speaker 1: Brandy, Pizza, pizza hut, pizza hot or anyway, let's move on.

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Speaker 4: And then he's delivering pizza and he goes pizza hut.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the old Lady tackles. Is that what you

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want to do with your career? Really?

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Speaker 4: How much he was the stunt person that did the

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with the old Lady? Yeah, that was a good just

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tackled high.

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Speaker 5: In general, he doesn't hill out, you know, he's not

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scraping for like shack. Are these guys that you know

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anything that you can Yeah? Yeah, he's selling pizza. The

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Crown if they.

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Speaker 1: Come to you and they say, film a stupid little

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ad for us. We'll give you like ten million dollars.

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Speaker 5: After it was like the Kelsey brother. You know he's

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why is he all of a sudden because because his

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brother's shacking up with Taylor Swift and he got.

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Speaker 1: You got a publicity agent, an agent really showing up

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and you know that's what they pay them for.

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Speaker 4: Can you imagine, let's move on? Can you imagine? Hey, honey,

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I'm home. Yeah, I just came back from my tour

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and uh I thought i'd chill out in the bathtub.

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Speaker 1: You want to join me? Sure? I can? I can

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catch that pass? Is this is this? Should this be over?

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Inside voice? Can we move on? This is without a filter? Yeah,

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really that's what we moved up J J. Row. We

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moved his plug in, So now you're unfiltered filtered, So

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that's a cute move on. Uh So anyway, it also

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was is a good friend down there in North Carolina?

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Super fan? Susan, Susan, how are you the blonde? Do

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you have? Is that like a denhim thing like a

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denim farm? But should I take my glasses off? Wanting?

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Speaker 4: Could you I'm taking my glasses off. Let's put her

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on zoo on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, a shock, okay, very cool? Yes shock now,

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so there it is? Okay. I think you're saying shack

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there from it, and I was looking.

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Speaker 8: For I was looking for shock.

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Speaker 1: She hasn't lost that Boston accent.

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Speaker 9: You're right, that little thing you his chin?

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Speaker 1: Who's that Bradie Brady's dimple? The dimple? You have a

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problem with that?

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Speaker 10: Do you call it a cleft or something?

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Speaker 1: Something? He said some kind of weird work down on him,

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like his face has been stretched or face.

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Speaker 9: You see Channing Tatum lately Walls?

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Speaker 1: Who's she's an actress? But I can't remember what Mike guy,

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she's she's an actress? Hey? Yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 9: Remember that Magic Mike movie where it was uh male

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review dancer.

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Speaker 1: I know, but it's probably a terrible movie, I'm sure.

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Speaker 9: And see you all and your beautiful faces, and I'm

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looking forward to this great show. What a great crew.

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Speaker 1: Good good to see your tea. Let's see what happened.

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It's earlier. Are you on?

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Speaker 4: Are you on duty tonight or what?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 9: I've actually been sick all week. I had today off.

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Speaker 1: Well, good for you that you got the day off. Thanks,

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you're sick. You deserve a day also with us up

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there in Wisconsin and the Land of the Cridinals is

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a very good friend. Brandy X Brandy, how are you hi?

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Speaker 10: Everybody? I'm so great. I'm so honored to be here.

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And I'd like to announce it a synchronicity.

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Speaker 1: Okay, cool.

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Speaker 10: So regarding the individual that one one met in the

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bar there from Extreme out of Nowhere last night, this

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is lame. When I was listening to or I was

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watching old VH one video on YouTube and I was

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watching Extreme and that is something I don't do. Yeah,

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I mean, I never do that, and just so happened

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to be watching dream videos last night.

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Speaker 1: Huh wow of nowhere? Well yeah, nice, just didn't I

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just see that MTV died. They just plug on it

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after like fifty years. It's been since the early eighties,

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so yeah, yeah, forty years.

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Speaker 9: Anyway, remember when they used to do pop up video

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that was awesome and you learned some fun facts.

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Speaker 1: I think that was on VH one. VH one was

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the just the Adults pop up video. For some reason,

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I thought the pop up information was annoying. Though they

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started they started some of the some of it was good,

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but for some reason they decided not to show music

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videos anymore, even though that's what they did. You know,

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I don't understand the I don't know if they pivot,

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there was no money in it. I don't know whatever happened.

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She started doing regular TV and how they hung on

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that long after. But in the day all those videos,

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you couldn't make a song without doing a big production video.

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Folks spend more on the video. You know, Michael Jackson

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did Thriller for like a million bucks, So just a

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name drop really quick. Right, So this friend of mine

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I used to go and pitch these things all over

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the place, right. He knew the woman was married to

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the head a VH one and they and she said,

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they're looking for pitches for shows out of this world, shows,

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how to just speak go Crazy. So we gave them five.

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One of them was Cooking with Keith. Can you imagine

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cooking with Keith the Ridges for the half hour? Was

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he cooking food or meth? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Not meth back then? Not a myth back then, maybe,

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but but today probably. You know, they turned a really

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good cooking show Cooking with Keith.

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Speaker 1: So Brandy, thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 10: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: How's the Is there snow on the ground up there?

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Speaker 10: There is, but it was raining today, so like some

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of it's going away thirty five.

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Speaker 1: Oh, i'd be freezing there very soon.

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Speaker 10: You'll see it will be. You're right, we're going ice

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fish in this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, ice fishing? Huh.

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Speaker 10: Really it's in the single digits. So that we don't

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crash crash through the ice house.

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Speaker 1: Don't do that. Do you have a bob house? You

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have a house?

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Speaker 10: No, you know, I don't ice fish, but one weekend

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season they do a no registration, no license fishing weekend.

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So we're going to go this weekend. Just check it

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out because we don't need a license.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, well that's good. Who's down there

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checking your license? They have come around. Really it was

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very well. Yeah, there was a here, okay.

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Speaker 5: Somewhere in New England years ago, there used to be

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a good sized lake where they would take a car

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that like out of a junk yard. If you will

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put four wheels on it, you take the enginets at

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the gas tank out, drain any environmentally nasty stuff and

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put it in the middle of a lake and then

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they would hold a raffle and you had to guess

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00:24:56,759 --> 00:24:58,079
what day and time.

470
00:24:58,279 --> 00:25:01,799
Speaker 1: Someone went through the ice in the spring, it was

471
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,160
to say New Hampshire, Somerset. In New Hampshire, Man, but

472
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:11,000
there's actually an airport that opens on a lake. Once

473
00:25:11,039 --> 00:25:15,359
the lake gets solid enough, they run an airport. People

474
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,680
would gather around. I remember when they first do that,

475
00:25:18,039 --> 00:25:20,680
the first one day when they swamp down to the lake.

476
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,680
If the you know, the I was a crash. Wow,

477
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,920
that's funny. What do weird think that? Bett? Yeah? Yeah,

478
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,319
ice out is a big Dayton time thing. I bet,

479
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:30,960
I bet you can.

480
00:25:31,759 --> 00:25:37,319
Speaker 5: In the days my younger brother was he lived on

481
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:41,039
a lake in Massachusetts and he would be the last

482
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:44,240
one water skiing in the fall and the first one

483
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,920
when the ice broke. Yeah, and we would water ski

484
00:25:47,319 --> 00:25:50,799
on Thanksgiving. And after he called me up and said, hey,

485
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:53,680
you want to go skiing on Thanksgiving? And I said

486
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,640
what ski area is open? He goes, no, We're going

487
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:57,240
water skiing.

488
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 1: Okay. I was like, wow, okay, then you just tell

489
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,799
me that you used to go want to see and

490
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:05,880
just completely blotted oh drive. We shove a couple of

491
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,599
beers in our vest to drink, drink while we're skiing,

492
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:14,200
and then we would water ski at night in a

493
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,759
black boat with a black engine and no lights. Well yeah,

494
00:26:16,759 --> 00:26:19,920
why not. We would be roaring along the lake and

495
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,839
the only way you could tell where the lake stopped

496
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,920
was you could see the house lights on the perimeter.

497
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,759
And we've running up and down like all of a sudden.

498
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,519
If you wiped out, the boat would go faster and

499
00:26:30,519 --> 00:26:33,160
they know you fell off, and they'd come back to

500
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,119
get you, and they hand you if you and you

501
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:40,160
get back. Okay, this is drake It, right, Drake It. Yeah, okay,

502
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,000
well you have to know about Drake It.

503
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 4: Did you have a flashing light on your helmet so

504
00:26:44,039 --> 00:26:45,920
people could see helmet?

505
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:53,519
Speaker 1: Helmet? That was also as a good friend up there

506
00:26:53,559 --> 00:26:59,960
in Edmonton, Canada, Kim, let's clap them because he's a Canadiant.

507
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,039
Speaker 8: You all doing today, we still.

508
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: Have to us. Yeah, he's one of the last Canadians

509
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,160
that actually talks about America.

510
00:27:12,079 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 11: I can't wait to come back down there, so trust me.

511
00:27:14,279 --> 00:27:15,960
I think a bunch of us are hoping that things

512
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,559
get cool. So trust me, praying and hoping for cooler

513
00:27:19,599 --> 00:27:21,319
heads on that.

514
00:27:21,279 --> 00:27:25,559
Speaker 1: Note that's gonna happen. You look, you look tonight. You

515
00:27:25,599 --> 00:27:28,559
look he looks. He always looks kind of that movie

516
00:27:28,599 --> 00:27:30,319
style look that do you have that you always had

517
00:27:30,319 --> 00:27:32,319
that look? What's the look tonight?

518
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 4: Is he like the mad scientists?

519
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,319
Speaker 1: The Mad Scientists in.

520
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 10: The movie Michael Douglas?

521
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:42,759
Speaker 1: Really Michael Douglas, Yes, absolutely, look at her now. I

522
00:27:42,799 --> 00:27:48,000
can't see anything but Michael Douglas. Okay, Holy cow. I

523
00:27:48,039 --> 00:27:51,319
know some stories about Michael Douglas the show.

524
00:27:52,559 --> 00:27:55,519
Speaker 11: My buddy used to take Michael Douglas fishing in Hawaii

525
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,640
and he'd.

526
00:27:56,799 --> 00:27:58,599
Speaker 8: Always say, you have to bring at least two ounces

527
00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,720
of weed with the otherwise.

528
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: Really weed? Really, I'm shocked. How did you get to

529
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:11,359
know Michael Douglas get a lot of good Reads? Apparently

530
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,799
you have the right charter company.

531
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 8: That friend of mine was could be on the show Man.

532
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:24,279
What a character. I'ven't seen him for years. I have

533
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,799
no idea where he could even be.

534
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 11: Some of these people are like I think they're just

535
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,680
part of my imagination or something strange.

536
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 8: You know, some of these strange people.

537
00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 11: I was talking to somebody just a couple of days ago,

538
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:39,599
because they were talking about like Lazare, Bob Lazarre, and

539
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,079
just a story for you guys. I was in the desert,

540
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:47,880
like out by Welton Huma cycling training. Actually it was

541
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,839
back in the eighties eighty nine, and I was camping

542
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:54,839
with my wife in the back of the woods. There's

543
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:59,039
a bunch of reservoirs behind you where the Colorado River forms.

544
00:28:59,119 --> 00:29:01,960
These reservoirs fill up and it's right next to the

545
00:29:02,039 --> 00:29:05,400
proving grounds, um approving grounds, and there's a guy out

546
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,839
there that was camping, and I just went and talked

547
00:29:07,839 --> 00:29:09,519
to him because I just was wondering a couple of

548
00:29:09,599 --> 00:29:12,599
questions and he thought I was talking about something else.

549
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,440
It's one of those kind of things. And he started

550
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:19,519
going off about all this stuff. And I mean I

551
00:29:19,559 --> 00:29:22,240
was like sitting there, going what And he kept telling me, yeah, yeah.

552
00:29:22,279 --> 00:29:23,920
I got to get a hold of John lear Right

553
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,440
and talk to him, and I was like, like, you

554
00:29:26,519 --> 00:29:28,960
mean lear Jet guy. And he's like, yeah, that guy,

555
00:29:29,079 --> 00:29:30,640
I says, I know him. And then he knew these

556
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,680
senators and he was very concerned and he was writing

557
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,640
stuff down. Anyways, like the long story goes, you know,

558
00:29:37,759 --> 00:29:40,160
years later that Lazar comes out and.

559
00:29:40,119 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 8: I'm like, hey, that's the guy I met in the desert.

560
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: Really yeah, really, probably doing peote or something.

561
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 8: He was so like my opikay.

562
00:29:53,039 --> 00:29:56,359
Speaker 11: He was so focused on this whole thing and he

563
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,359
didn't know what to do with it. H and he

564
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,200
was just boiling over it that moment. And I was

565
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,599
just like, oh, that was very strange. I wish, you know,

566
00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:07,480
kind of hindsight, I wish I had like talked to

567
00:30:07,559 --> 00:30:08,119
him longer.

568
00:30:08,319 --> 00:30:10,319
Speaker 1: We shouldn't the end of.

569
00:30:10,319 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 8: The subject that much.

570
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,759
Speaker 11: I mean I knew about you know, I think I

571
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:16,920
was in Arizona kind of looking for Colonel Steven.

572
00:30:17,839 --> 00:30:21,079
Speaker 8: We need what's his name here? Uh, he wrote all

573
00:30:21,079 --> 00:30:24,279
those books on the plates and he lived in Arizona.

574
00:30:24,519 --> 00:30:27,599
Speaker 11: But yeah, it was just one of those weird coincidences

575
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,960
of running into somebody and then what the helmets.

576
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,799
Speaker 1: Years later, you're like, yeah, yeah.

577
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 8: That was very strange.

578
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,599
Speaker 1: We should we should tell people who don't know. Bob

579
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:41,880
Lazza was this guy who claimed he worked at Area

580
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:46,359
fifty one. He contacted a news guy in Las Vegas.

581
00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:49,759
They got to be good friends, and Bob Laza started,

582
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,119
you know, bit by bit kind of letting out information

583
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,599
about Area fifty one. That's the early eddies and before that,

584
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,079
believe it or not, before that, Area fifty one wasn't

585
00:30:57,079 --> 00:31:00,519
as well known as it is now, and he put

586
00:31:01,119 --> 00:31:03,759
Area fifty one in the in the media's eye anyway,

587
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,680
So he went on to say that he's the first

588
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,640
man said they really have UFOs there, But they don't really,

589
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,359
they're not at Area fifty one. They were at this

590
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,480
place called S two, which was in Papoos Mount, which

591
00:31:14,519 --> 00:31:18,559
is about forty five miles southwest of Area fifty one.

592
00:31:18,599 --> 00:31:22,480
But still this thing called the about a special weapons

593
00:31:22,519 --> 00:31:26,119
testing range which is bigger than Connecticut, right, all restricted

594
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,880
and so on and so forth. So but the story

595
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,839
and he went on for about two years. He I mean,

596
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:34,279
he was on They used to have that show on

597
00:31:34,359 --> 00:31:37,400
at midnight. Remember Thompson Ida had that show, and uh,

598
00:31:38,079 --> 00:31:42,640
you know a lot of people had midnight show. Yeah right,

599
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,000
hot Bell, but I mean even TV stuff. He was

600
00:31:45,079 --> 00:31:49,359
on a lot, and he he had his day you know,

601
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,160
in the sun. He always had a couple kind of

602
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:56,200
men in black with him. And then he was supposed

603
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,279
to go to Japan and a million dollars to tell

604
00:31:58,359 --> 00:32:00,880
his story, and at the last moment they canceled and

605
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,480
he disappeared. This guy now he claimed he worked at

606
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,759
Area fifty one once he was out in the public.

607
00:32:07,519 --> 00:32:11,400
The people with Eary fifty one supposedly erased his whole

608
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,599
work record, and they said, you know, but he went

609
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,599
to mit he knew a lot of stuff. Anyway, he

610
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:21,599
disappears two years later. The idea is is what I

611
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,759
said this a number of times on the show. What

612
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,240
happened was that they were testing stuff, you area fifty one.

613
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,319
The Russian satellites they knew would come over three times

614
00:32:30,319 --> 00:32:32,759
a week or whatever. And when they knew when they

615
00:32:32,759 --> 00:32:37,160
were coming over, they would have to take the secret airplane,

616
00:32:37,359 --> 00:32:39,799
put it in the hangar hose down the runway to

617
00:32:39,799 --> 00:32:42,599
get rid of the heat, seegnature and stuff. Russian satellite

618
00:32:42,599 --> 00:32:44,240
goes on. They going to schlep it back out again.

619
00:32:44,279 --> 00:32:47,519
They go, if we can misdirect these things a lot

620
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,599
less slepping, right, So they misdirected, and they actually did.

621
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,200
They actually get the Russian satellites to focus in on

622
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,400
S two but there's nothing there, you know, for a while,

623
00:32:57,519 --> 00:33:00,799
until they caught on. But you know, that's that's what happened.

624
00:33:00,799 --> 00:33:04,079
And now sounds crazy. And this guy bobbles, well, you know,

625
00:33:04,119 --> 00:33:06,559
why would he be in it? What he does now

626
00:33:06,759 --> 00:33:10,480
is he runs a corporation that and I say, you

627
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:15,039
can see signs on front of these tool manufacturers and

628
00:33:15,079 --> 00:33:18,319
they say we're approved, government approved. There's a long bunch

629
00:33:18,359 --> 00:33:21,480
of numbers. Whatever that means that you could work for

630
00:33:21,519 --> 00:33:23,640
the Pentagon. You see him out in the Industrial podcast

631
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:30,799
nine and two. You're approved to work for the Pentagon.

632
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,759
He runs one of these companies right now in Chicago.

633
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:37,000
So why would he get that approval if he was

634
00:33:37,079 --> 00:33:39,480
really this guy? So it's a lot of They said

635
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,119
that he was a disinformation agent. He was a guy

636
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,319
who did his job really well and got the satellites

637
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,759
that rush satellites to be misdirected for a while. Anyway,

638
00:33:48,759 --> 00:33:51,559
I hate the Bristle runs bubble, but that story, it's

639
00:33:51,559 --> 00:33:54,079
a close story. He's an interesting guy, very kind of

640
00:33:54,079 --> 00:33:58,839
point type guy, but good on TV as a trendon.

641
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 5: I actually heard they at that second site, they used

642
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:08,639
to go out and put fake like cardboard stuff painted

643
00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:12,039
black out onto the runway in really funny shapes ship

644
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,639
when the Russian satellites go over there. But I pick

645
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:19,119
up this image of like this really futuristic thing. We

646
00:34:19,119 --> 00:34:21,199
didn't even have it. It was it was flat on

647
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:23,239
the ground. It was just a joke.

648
00:34:24,639 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they do a lot of funny stuff.

649
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:30,760
There's another place up in up in Reno and secret base,

650
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,199
and what they do is they note that the Russian

651
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,599
satellite is coming over all the time regularly, so they

652
00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:42,800
put out captured Russian weapons okay, capture Russian sim missiles

653
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,000
and tanks and stuff like that, just to piss them off,

654
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,519
going yeah, well we got all this stuff. Yeah. So anyway,

655
00:34:50,599 --> 00:34:51,400
also with.

656
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:55,280
Speaker 4: Us probably saying Americans making movies again making movies there

657
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:55,559
you go?

658
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 1: Is that using us stuff? Is that your best Russian?

659
00:35:00,079 --> 00:35:00,800
What it is?

660
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 8: A brandy? Brandy said she was going ice fishing.

661
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah, so let us

662
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:08,480
know what happens.

663
00:35:08,519 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 11: Okay, you my friend went ice fishing and they lost

664
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,840
their cell phone.

665
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 8: They actually caught it the next day and they pulled

666
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:19,880
it out and it still worked.

667
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,119
Speaker 1: Really yeah, what what that.

668
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 10: Is not going to happen if I lose mine?

669
00:35:27,639 --> 00:35:31,760
Speaker 1: Look at the ice cube? Listen, speaking of ice cubes.

670
00:35:33,519 --> 00:35:37,440
Also with us is lonely Larry up there upstate no

671
00:35:37,519 --> 00:35:39,639
a bit bad? What will we go sideways? And you like,

672
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:43,119
let's flap for Larry because Susan is making us do

673
00:35:43,199 --> 00:35:46,440
that because she feels bad for him. Larry, how you doing?

674
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 2: I'm doing well.

675
00:35:48,519 --> 00:35:48,679
Speaker 1: Mac.

676
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 2: You know I had fun Anything happened to me this morning?

677
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: As long as we're all talents, go ahead, let's hear it.

678
00:35:53,679 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 2: I was in the diner explaining to this guy that

679
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:01,079
I invented the saxophone, and he gave me this funny

680
00:36:01,079 --> 00:36:03,679
look and he said, have you ever seen a psychiatrist?

681
00:36:03,679 --> 00:36:09,000
And I said, well, I suppose so. They're around, aren't they?

682
00:36:11,119 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 1: I'll laugh? Do this have a crickets? What? What? Whether

683
00:36:18,519 --> 00:36:19,800
the silence spoke?

684
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,119
Speaker 10: Did you see?

685
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 12: I thought it was?

686
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 1: What is it? Some persons? Is that Mohawi? What is it?

687
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,719
It's yeah? Do you want to explain the joke? Do

688
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,679
you want to explain it to? What?

689
00:36:35,119 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 2: Have I seen a psychiatrist? Well? They exist, they're around.

690
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,559
I suppose I've seen one.

691
00:36:39,679 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 1: Haven't you psychiatrists? Probably chances are explained. You don't know

692
00:36:47,039 --> 00:36:48,840
they're in public. You just into one.

693
00:36:50,039 --> 00:36:52,679
Speaker 2: I'm surprised that you're more concerned about that than the

694
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,639
fact that I claim to have invented the saxophone.

695
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I've heard that before.

696
00:36:59,039 --> 00:37:00,920
I'm just supposed to do it. How many bits tonight?

697
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,239
Is that? Is that why you are here? That's a

698
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:03,760
great star.

699
00:37:04,199 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, are we ready?

700
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:11,280
Speaker 1: So we yeah, we're ready. So the thing is, do

701
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,519
you have an opening theme? No? He yeah, yeah, we'll

702
00:37:13,519 --> 00:37:16,840
make one up. They created a monster here because it

703
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,320
was not about a month ago, remember, and he did

704
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:23,239
his stand up. Wasn't Dave get a small beers need

705
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:27,599
be drunk over that Dave was getting and Larry did,

706
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:32,599
Larry did, Yes, please, you're just getting on the round, Susan.

707
00:37:34,679 --> 00:37:35,800
You want to do what you want to do it,

708
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,159
you want to do it, all right, El's gonna go

709
00:37:37,199 --> 00:37:42,840
to it. Okay, nothing for me, nothing for him. Yeah, yeah,

710
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,920
I can call he's he's he's out there. I was

711
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:52,719
doing it. He's got a girlfriend out there. Okay. Anyway,

712
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,360
so Lola is going to hear about almost a month

713
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,599
ago and he told some jokes and and club wrote

714
00:38:00,599 --> 00:38:02,639
me an email afterwards and said, you know, why are

715
00:38:02,679 --> 00:38:04,639
we doing why are we doing this with this guy?

716
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:09,400
Well we you know anyway, but you know he caught

717
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,760
the bug and now he's back and he's gonna go

718
00:38:12,079 --> 00:38:15,039
in to a stand up somewhere, you know, some church

719
00:38:15,119 --> 00:38:19,239
bazaar or something, and he wants to it his material.

720
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,280
You know, he wants to test out his material. So

721
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,400
are you ready?

722
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:34,039
Speaker 2: I'm giving this all right?

723
00:38:34,199 --> 00:38:39,639
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, Here we go. This is Holy

724
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:41,159
Larry all right.

725
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 2: By the way, I've never seen these before.

726
00:38:43,599 --> 00:38:45,559
Speaker 1: Sure right?

727
00:38:46,119 --> 00:38:48,039
Speaker 2: This is like is this is this? Is this a

728
00:38:48,079 --> 00:38:50,199
part two of the dangerfield thing from last time?

729
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: Well, let's see, let's see how it goes.

730
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,599
Speaker 2: You know, I'm gonna start with one of my own.

731
00:38:54,679 --> 00:39:02,719
O God, I learned a happy marriage is it's compromised. Ahead,

732
00:39:03,119 --> 00:39:04,440
compromise and she's happy.

733
00:39:05,159 --> 00:39:05,559
Speaker 1: Go ahead.

734
00:39:06,679 --> 00:39:08,199
Speaker 2: That doesn't in a drum roll?

735
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,119
Speaker 1: What's the Joe, what's what's the compromise?

736
00:39:12,679 --> 00:39:16,599
Speaker 2: I compromise. The secret to a happy marriage is compromise.

737
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,440
I compromise and she's happy.

738
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: Get it? No?

739
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 8: Come on?

740
00:39:24,159 --> 00:39:27,679
Speaker 1: Wow, Okay that's a that's sort of a corollary to

741
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,920
happy wife, happy life. Yeah.

742
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's funnier than this.

743
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,519
Speaker 1: Please thank you. You could be super funny now after this. Okay,

744
00:39:36,599 --> 00:39:41,599
here we go. Can I just say something? Go ahead?

745
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,760
Speaker 7: That's as funny as a pay toilet in the diarrhea.

746
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:50,199
Speaker 1: That's how bad it is. He hasn't even started. That's

747
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,440
a good one. I never heard that one. I like

748
00:39:52,519 --> 00:39:54,920
it all right, Okay, here we go.

749
00:39:55,360 --> 00:40:00,119
Speaker 2: Doctor. I told my doctor I broke my o. I

750
00:40:00,199 --> 00:40:05,280
broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop.

751
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:12,920
Oh no, no, I'm not going to those places. Terrible,

752
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,000
this is terrible.

753
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you wrote it. Go ahead, keep going like help.

754
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 2: My wife and I were happy for twenty years then

755
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:22,760
we met.

756
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:31,119
Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, please, I'd like to that one ahead. Yeah,

757
00:40:31,159 --> 00:40:31,760
could you please?

758
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think that's as funny as a mother's day

759
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:36,039
in an offer and.

760
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that loaded up. Go ahead, Larry place ouch, all right.

761
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 2: My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

762
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,760
Speaker 1: Okay, all right.

763
00:40:51,679 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 2: The doctor gave me six months to live. I couldn't

764
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,199
pay his bill, so he gave me another six months.

765
00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, you're building. Go ahead.

766
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 2: My wife likes to talk after sex. She calls me

767
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:11,679
from the hotel. You know, you know, somebody asked me

768
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,559
once if I if I smoked after sex. I said,

769
00:41:14,599 --> 00:41:15,519
I don't know. I never looked.

770
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 4: That's that's an old one.

771
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,760
Speaker 1: You said it last time. You'rer because it's so good

772
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:24,639
from way back.

773
00:41:25,679 --> 00:41:27,519
Speaker 2: I asked my wife where she wanted to go for

774
00:41:27,559 --> 00:41:31,079
her anniversary. She said someplace had never been so I said,

775
00:41:31,119 --> 00:41:39,320
try the kitchen. All right. I spilled spat and remover

776
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:48,559
on the dog the other day. Now he's gone. You

777
00:41:48,599 --> 00:41:51,639
know you can't have everything. Where would you put it?

778
00:41:57,639 --> 00:42:00,719
You know, I fake plants died because I did not

779
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:04,000
pretend to water them.

780
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 1: Straying into Stephen Wright territory here not as fun of

781
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,159
mine talks like this, he goes, said that again.

782
00:42:13,159 --> 00:42:15,320
Speaker 2: A friend of mine went on a date with Stephen Right.

783
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I went to school with him. Really did

784
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,880
he talk like this? I said, no, I never knew him,

785
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,320
but I mean, I know I never met him, never

786
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:25,679
met him.

787
00:42:25,679 --> 00:42:28,199
Speaker 4: But I went off for an ice cream the other day,

788
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:29,800
and somebody else screamed before me.

789
00:42:31,639 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: Go ahead, go ahead, Larry.

790
00:42:34,039 --> 00:42:36,559
Speaker 2: I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards

791
00:42:37,199 --> 00:42:39,119
five hundred dollars before people died.

792
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 1: Okay, this is that's good, the last one. But go ahead.

793
00:42:52,719 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 2: I still the skylight of my apartment. Boy, the people poor,

794
00:43:00,599 --> 00:43:01,280
the people up.

795
00:43:01,199 --> 00:43:12,599
Speaker 1: There's pissed, installed the skylight in his apartment boy upstairs. Okay, good, Larry.

796
00:43:13,599 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 2: I put a mirror under my pillow. Now I dream

797
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,119
about myself.

798
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: Even get the people in the bar laughing. That's good

799
00:43:22,079 --> 00:43:22,840
it's good shigne.

800
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:27,159
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take it. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.

801
00:43:32,599 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: That was funny.

802
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 2: Sorry, I have to go burnt my.

803
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: Worm, Burnt my worm? Think about it? Do you remember?

804
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,800
Do you remember your last shoke from your last appearance here?

805
00:43:51,679 --> 00:43:53,079
Speaker 2: I know I was laughing pretty hard.

806
00:43:53,079 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 1: I don't. Maybe you could end on that and be

807
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:55,760
kind of.

808
00:43:58,119 --> 00:44:00,199
Speaker 2: Are you kidding? From like two three weeks.

809
00:44:00,159 --> 00:44:02,679
Speaker 1: Ago you said, really it's that bad?

810
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 2: I can't can't remember ten minutes ago.

811
00:44:06,199 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 1: You said, I hate the holidays, especially on TV, because

812
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:13,159
all I hear is be good to your neighbor as

813
00:44:13,159 --> 00:44:16,880
you are good to yourself. Right, what's the punchline, Larry?

814
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 2: Does that mean I have to jerk him off? I

815
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,440
always love your neighbor as you love yourself.

816
00:44:24,559 --> 00:44:31,199
Speaker 1: Right off too, All right, on the high note.

817
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,559
Speaker 2: If that's a high note, I hope. I I feel

818
00:44:37,599 --> 00:44:37,920
bad for.

819
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: You to see the two girls left, but that's true insane.

820
00:44:42,639 --> 00:44:45,199
Thank you, Larry, and thank you for being cat free tonight.

821
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,880
I really you didn't. Oh Jesus.

822
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 2: Tentatively got up. I think you scared her away.

823
00:44:54,079 --> 00:44:58,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, that my mission is accomplished. So you're gonna go

824
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,639
play pool now? Is up there to play pool.

825
00:45:00,639 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 2: I'm very late.

826
00:45:01,519 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, well good luck with all that, okay,

827
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,519
and uh, good luck with those girls from the West coast.

828
00:45:08,519 --> 00:45:11,199
He sent me this story. I'm not even to repeat

829
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:14,440
it on the air. It was offensive and stupid at

830
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:18,880
the same time, about him meeting some girl at the bar. Right,

831
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,840
should I elaborate or what? This is the true story?

832
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:23,280
I guess I don't know.

833
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 2: I'm telling you it was drunk.

834
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 1: You have to pull off the place.

835
00:45:28,599 --> 00:45:31,039
Speaker 2: It has a place where you can buy beers, but

836
00:45:31,119 --> 00:45:33,000
it's not really a bar like where people hang out.

837
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:37,039
But there's this woman, uh thirty ish good looking sitting

838
00:45:37,119 --> 00:45:39,239
there and I went out to get a drink and

839
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,480
I said hello, and she said nothing. And then moments

840
00:45:42,559 --> 00:45:46,440
later she started talking a blue streak of absolute nonsense.

841
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:50,519
Cool it was. It was actually pretty. I wish I

842
00:45:50,519 --> 00:45:54,599
could remember it, but it was just complete nonsequit or nonsense.

843
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:58,440
Nice except at one point she said I was wearing

844
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,559
tan pants, and she said, you're wearing chinos. Are you

845
00:46:01,599 --> 00:46:02,559
from California?

846
00:46:04,119 --> 00:46:07,119
Speaker 1: Of course you are right. I haven't heard the word

847
00:46:07,199 --> 00:46:08,199
chinos since like the.

848
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,519
Speaker 2: I told her that I was the mayor of Santa Barbara.

849
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: I think she believed Yeah, really she believed you. Huh. Okay,

850
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,119
all right, Larry, there's a little slice of his life.

851
00:46:20,679 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 4: So uh with those chinos, he couldn't have been lying.

852
00:46:24,119 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, with the with the cat stains on them?

853
00:46:27,639 --> 00:46:32,760
What's what's the cat name? Don't come on, it's Tonto.

854
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:33,599
What's your name?

855
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 2: Cookie?

856
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 1: Cookie? Cookie? God? Jesus have you about where?

857
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 2: Her name was? Cookie crisp? She was named after the cereal.

858
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,840
I thought it's a stupid name, so we just called

859
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:46,320
her cookie?

860
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:50,159
Speaker 1: Really yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not stupid at all. So

861
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,800
what do you eat a lot of tofu? Do you

862
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,960
eat a lot of tofu? Because that low is your Oh?

863
00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 2: Are you kidding? Actually thinks tofu was wonderful?

864
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? Okay?

865
00:47:01,679 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 2: I think it's like eating eating an eraser? Is she

866
00:47:05,199 --> 00:47:09,960
secretly less less tasty? Is she secretly putting in your

867
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:13,760
food or anything like that? I think you could well

868
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,639
put a video. I wouldn't put it past her.

869
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, well, thank you. We already

870
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,280
clapped for you, but we did. Let's clap for me.

871
00:47:22,679 --> 00:47:24,280
How can we miss him if he does go away?

872
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:24,559
Speaker 6: Right?

873
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 1: All right? All right, good luck Clay Poop.

874
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:33,599
Speaker 7: Hey Mac. Yes, while we're on the light side, I

875
00:47:33,639 --> 00:47:36,280
did want to bring something up for Al because I

876
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,239
know he's an Italian.

877
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a question for you. Go ahead.

878
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 7: Why do they have so much food at an Italian wedding?

879
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,320
Speaker 1: Why did they have so much food at an Italian wedding?

880
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:53,239
I don't know what to keep the flies off the bride.

881
00:47:56,719 --> 00:48:02,159
I don't want to have that show. I'm sorry. I

882
00:48:02,159 --> 00:48:04,199
apologize to you.

883
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:14,639
Speaker 5: Oh okay, when you grow up Italian in a French town, really, yeah,

884
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,039
you have the token Italian.

885
00:48:16,079 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 1: That's cool, usual punchment that Okay, Well, I always I

886
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:24,400
got the experience. There's a million jokes there, but we

887
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:29,519
don't have time. Uh So anyway, h but Tim, she

888
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:32,679
has given me the high sign here and with yeah

889
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,639
it is his beautiful wife Sata. So we're going to

890
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:38,159
real enthusiasm.

891
00:48:37,519 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 11: Now, everybody, I'll move out of the way.

892
00:48:43,119 --> 00:48:45,519
Speaker 1: Look at a couple of my team were.

893
00:48:47,119 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 8: One Stephen Wright joke, go ahead, I know what. Okay.

894
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 11: I was driving late at night and I picked up

895
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:55,639
a hitchhiker.

896
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 8: He got in. He asked me, do you fall asleep?

897
00:48:59,719 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 3: No?

898
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 8: I said no, but I do wake up.

899
00:49:05,559 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, okay, tell me what I knew?

900
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:13,079
He said, I put instant coffee in my microwave and

901
00:49:13,119 --> 00:49:19,440
I thought I went back in time? Did you get back?

902
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:24,159
Can you some of those You gotta think about, Stephen,

903
00:49:24,199 --> 00:49:26,800
I'm thinking about. It doesn't help. Stephen Wright had this

904
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:30,199
amazing delivery, didn't he. It's all yeah, yeah, it's delivery

905
00:49:30,199 --> 00:49:34,239
as ship. So anyway, I know he's Stephen Wright in

906
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:38,960
a movie. He was in a movie. Yeah, that's about

907
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:43,840
his news man. He was his audio of being a

908
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,639
DJ and introducing. So okay, he's probably a cartoon. I

909
00:49:46,639 --> 00:49:52,960
can see Centain Tarantuna movie reservoir docs. Okay, Oh, did.

910
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 7: You know that Stephen Wright is from Burlington.

911
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:58,800
Speaker 1: Mass Master. He went to Emerson. You see him walking

912
00:49:58,800 --> 00:49:59,719
around all the time.

913
00:50:00,119 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 7: I used to see him because I was lived in

914
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,440
Burlington for twenty five years. Yeah, so I used to

915
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:07,199
see him a lot in the stores and yeah, yeah,

916
00:50:07,599 --> 00:50:08,440
funny dude.

917
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: Very recognizable guy. Yeah suh. Yeah. So anyway, so here

918
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,039
is Sarah up there, and did we already clamp you?

919
00:50:16,159 --> 00:50:20,480
If we did, we're going to do it again. Thanks

920
00:50:20,519 --> 00:50:22,679
for joining us, right, we haven't seen you in a while.

921
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:23,519
Speaker 6: Loud to be here.

922
00:50:23,679 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 1: We have friends pretty busy, right and count resting is

923
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:32,480
three ye yes, so that's right. We're but brief dot.

924
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,480
How cold it is up there and you have a

925
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,159
lot of snow et cetera, et cetera.

926
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:41,079
Speaker 6: Right, it's actually surprisingly really warm right now. It's above zero.

927
00:50:41,159 --> 00:50:42,760
It has been for three or four days.

928
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 1: Wow.

929
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 6: So after the snow dump, now everything's melting and freezing

930
00:50:46,519 --> 00:50:47,760
and getting very slippery.

931
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's always a lot of fun.

932
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 6: Yeah.

933
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:55,079
Speaker 1: So anyway, so Kim told me last week that there

934
00:50:55,159 --> 00:50:59,360
was this cool story about gigantic worms eating people in Canada.

935
00:50:59,519 --> 00:50:59,960
Is that it?

936
00:51:01,039 --> 00:51:06,199
Speaker 6: Yeah, we were. We caught a bit by what's his name,

937
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:12,880
Kim Hammer Hammerson Peters Peterson. Anyway, he often talks about

938
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,920
indigenous lore and legends, and we caught one of his

939
00:51:16,039 --> 00:51:19,960
pieces and I found it very fascinating because I had

940
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:27,880
never heard of giant worms in Canada. So we watched

941
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,000
the episode and we did a little bit of research.

942
00:51:31,599 --> 00:51:34,559
So I just kind of for those of you who

943
00:51:34,599 --> 00:51:38,440
haven't seen the video by him, I just took out

944
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,760
some of the stories. There's one in particular that I

945
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:49,239
found very interesting. The stories of giant worms stretched right

946
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:53,159
across the country. The stories that I that Hammerson Peter

947
00:51:53,559 --> 00:51:57,639
Peterson has on his clip mostly center around tales from

948
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:02,440
the Western Arctic, but they're there are also tales of

949
00:52:02,679 --> 00:52:08,119
giant worms in southeastern Ontario, Quebec, and upstate New York.

950
00:52:08,519 --> 00:52:12,199
And I believe the Cherokee also had a legend of

951
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,079
a giant inch worm as well.

952
00:52:16,559 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: Giant. It's cool, giant. Okay, yeah, well you've heard of

953
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:28,760
jump right. Is this going on now or is this

954
00:52:29,119 --> 00:52:29,960
an old story?

955
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 6: Well, see, that's what's interesting. So these these the descriptions

956
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:42,440
of these creatures alternate between being a caterpillar or a

957
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:46,360
worm or a snake. The description is very vague and

958
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:51,199
it's kind of fluid. What's interesting, though, is some of

959
00:52:51,199 --> 00:52:53,679
the stories that are featured are from, as I mentioned,

960
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:57,440
the Western Arctic around the Mackenzie Delta, which is around

961
00:52:57,519 --> 00:53:03,039
fifty five degrees latude there or sorry, sixty five degrees

962
00:53:03,079 --> 00:53:08,639
of latitude. But there are no snakes beyond fifty five

963
00:53:08,679 --> 00:53:12,760
degrees north, and so between ten degrees of latitude there's

964
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:16,320
around six hundred and ninety miles. So the only known

965
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:20,400
legless lizard or you know, something that would fit the

966
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,480
description is quite a bit far south. The other thing

967
00:53:23,519 --> 00:53:26,159
that's very interesting is that most people don't know this

968
00:53:26,559 --> 00:53:31,119
is that most terrestrial earthworms in North America are invasive.

969
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:35,559
They are actually introduced from Europe. There's very very few

970
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:42,400
native worms in North America. And the Inuit actually have

971
00:53:42,639 --> 00:53:45,639
a story of a giant worm that lives in the

972
00:53:45,679 --> 00:53:50,480
ice and underground in the frozen tundra, And so I

973
00:53:51,079 --> 00:53:54,559
thought it was fascinating that the Inuit would have the

974
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,039
concepts of a creature that would do this, and the

975
00:53:58,039 --> 00:54:00,719
way it's described as much like that giant worm and

976
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,199
dune that you know, just right, yeah, yeah, yeah, goes

977
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:05,719
through the dunes, except this time it goes through the ice.

978
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:08,280
So I thought that it was fascinating. The other thing

979
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,880
that I thought was interesting was that I have never

980
00:54:11,039 --> 00:54:16,639
personally heard of anybody locally ever talking about a giant

981
00:54:16,679 --> 00:54:20,280
worm or a giant caterpillar, Like it's not featured anywhere else.

982
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 1: Funny, I mean, a giant worm is when you think

983
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,280
about it, it was really kind of cool.

984
00:54:26,039 --> 00:54:26,280
Speaker 8: Was that.

985
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 1: What was the movie that they did Trevis? Right? They

986
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:35,400
were they were worms? Right, Yeah, that's.

987
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 5: Really something else they Yeah, it was like the Larval

988
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:43,159
stage then they turned into around.

989
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 1: But that's a cool movie as found as tens and stuff.

990
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:49,320
At the end it's surrounded the isolated on the wolves

991
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,280
and stuff like that. You've made like three of those

992
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,920
like that. Yeah, the fresh one is really cool. Kevin

993
00:54:53,960 --> 00:55:00,159
Bacon and Reba mci. Yeah, you know, the good as

994
00:55:00,199 --> 00:55:03,840
you ever did anyway. Yeah, So go ahead, please, Saric.

995
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:04,960
Actually there was one other.

996
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 6: Anyway, I'm just going to I'm just going to read

997
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:10,719
you a couple of these little excerpts so that you

998
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:14,440
get a flavor and an idea of how these were depicted.

999
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:16,920
So just sit back and relax, and I'm just going

1000
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:20,320
to read a little bit here from some of my

1001
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:24,199
research notes. Well, let's see here, Okay, we'll start with

1002
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:26,639
this one. In eighteen ninety nine. In his eighteen ninety

1003
00:55:26,679 --> 00:55:30,519
nine book, ethnologist William Edward Nelson documented a belief by

1004
00:55:30,519 --> 00:55:33,800
the Western Inuit of a giant worm or caterpillar called

1005
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:38,000
the Tissipuk. This creature featured in many of their tales

1006
00:55:38,039 --> 00:55:40,800
and was believed to have inhabited the earth during a

1007
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,920
foregone age when animals had the ability to change into

1008
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:48,039
human beings. As such, the Tissupuk is alternately described as

1009
00:55:48,079 --> 00:55:50,679
either a man or a wormlike creature in Inuit lore.

1010
00:55:51,119 --> 00:55:54,800
Anthropologists have even found tusks of ivory carved to depict

1011
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,519
this gruesome creature, featuring a body shaped like a worm

1012
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:03,679
and a human face on the head. Yeah so. Father

1013
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:07,920
Emil Petiteau included a similar legend in his eighteen eighty

1014
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,400
six book in which he recounted a story told to

1015
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:13,599
him by the Gwitchen elder. The Gwitchen are centered around

1016
00:56:13,599 --> 00:56:17,639
the Mackenzie Delta in the Yukon. In Yeah, the western

1017
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:20,400
Arctic centered around the Mackenzie Delta, which featured a creature

1018
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:24,480
called the Nadoui, or the creeping snake. In this story,

1019
00:56:24,599 --> 00:56:27,280
two sisters set out on foot, traveling along the shores

1020
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:30,719
of the Yukon's Arctic Ocean, following the trail of their band,

1021
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,840
which had traveled on before them. Dusk fell and they

1022
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:36,760
decided to make camp. The older sister asked the younger

1023
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,920
sister to sleep with her in her tent, but the

1024
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:42,920
younger sister refused and pitched her tent further away. That night,

1025
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,039
the older sister was awoken by a strange whistling noise.

1026
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:49,480
She got up, followed the strange noise down to the shore,

1027
00:56:49,519 --> 00:56:52,360
where she could see a giant worm like creature floating

1028
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:55,360
in the ocean. She could hear it crushing the bones

1029
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,079
of her unfortunate younger sister as it ate her corpse.

1030
00:56:58,599 --> 00:57:01,199
Realizing that there was nothing she could do, she quietly

1031
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:03,400
slipped away and ran through the night to catch up

1032
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:05,639
with her band to tell them of the horrific events.

1033
00:57:06,159 --> 00:57:08,320
Members of her tribe rushed to the spot where the

1034
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:11,480
creature had been spotted and searched the area. They found

1035
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:14,280
it in a tree but could not kill it. Then

1036
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,320
an old woman threw a stick at the creature, which

1037
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:19,880
it swallowed and once it lodged, and once it lodged

1038
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:26,800
in its anus, it died. So I thought that was

1039
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:30,400
quite an interesting story. There was also the same elder

1040
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:34,159
also relate another story about this fearsome creature. It was

1041
00:57:34,199 --> 00:57:36,280
about two brothers who set out on a hunting trip

1042
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,119
one summer. One night, while traveling, they heard a loud

1043
00:57:39,119 --> 00:57:42,519
whistling noise. Thinking it might be a bear with a

1044
00:57:42,559 --> 00:57:45,280
fresh kill that they could avail themselves of, they headed

1045
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:49,000
towards the sound. After walking some distance down a game trail,

1046
00:57:49,159 --> 00:57:52,840
they suddenly came upon something large and long stretched across

1047
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:56,000
the trail, glistening in the moonlight. One of the brothers

1048
00:57:56,039 --> 00:57:59,039
described it as beautiful and said that once you saw it,

1049
00:57:59,119 --> 00:58:01,840
you couldn't take your eyes off of it. They threw

1050
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:04,159
a leg bone of an animal at it, which it ate,

1051
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:07,360
and once the bone again reached its anus, it died.

1052
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:14,440
That's important, But apparently that's how you kill these things.

1053
00:58:14,719 --> 00:58:16,159
Speaker 12: It's a crappy way to go.

1054
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:27,119
Speaker 1: An a fence of the penal coat switches. You have

1055
00:58:27,159 --> 00:58:28,840
to got to. You have to watch what you eat,

1056
00:58:29,039 --> 00:58:33,199
even if you can't see it after you. Yeah, especially

1057
00:58:33,199 --> 00:58:37,679
if you're worm. Yeah. But go ahead, all right.

1058
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,079
Speaker 6: And then I'll tell you one more story. It's a

1059
00:58:40,119 --> 00:58:45,719
little longer. It's it's kind of reads like a cautionary tale.

1060
00:58:46,519 --> 00:58:48,920
I'll let you be the judge. But this one comes

1061
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:51,719
from southeastern Ontario, Wan come back, and upstate New York.

1062
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:55,320
The Iroquois Confederacy also believe in the existence of a

1063
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:58,440
giant worm. In one story, a boy is out working

1064
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,880
in the forest when he sees a multicolored worm on

1065
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,679
the branch of a tree. He watches it for some

1066
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,400
time and marvels at its beauty. The next day he

1067
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:09,760
can't stop thinking about the worm, so he returns to

1068
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,719
the spot and looks for it. As he had been

1069
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,119
hunting that morning, he had some dead birds with him.

1070
00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:17,360
He tears off a part of one of the birds

1071
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,599
and impales it on a stick and offers it to

1072
00:59:19,599 --> 00:59:22,000
the worm. The worm eats a little, and the boy

1073
00:59:22,079 --> 00:59:25,239
is amused. Each day he returns and feeds the worm

1074
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:28,719
more animals, and then larger animals. Over time, the worm

1075
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:32,280
grows large and heavy and comes down out of the tree.

1076
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,079
The worm also seems to grow more colorful and more

1077
00:59:35,119 --> 00:59:39,719
beautiful with each passing day. One day, the boy shows

1078
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:42,519
the worm to his friends and they have fun feeding

1079
00:59:42,599 --> 00:59:45,480
birds to the dead worm or to the worm. From

1080
00:59:45,519 --> 00:59:47,920
then on, they meet regularly to have fun watching the

1081
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,280
worm snatch dead birds and rabbits thrown to it. Since

1082
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,679
the boys were feeding it, the worm never moved from

1083
00:59:53,719 --> 00:59:56,440
its spot and grew enormous in a short period of time.

1084
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:59,159
The boys did not tell their parents or adults about

1085
00:59:59,159 --> 01:00:01,679
the worm, for fear that they would lose their sport.

1086
01:00:02,119 --> 01:00:04,599
One day, while throwing food for the worm, two boys

1087
01:00:04,639 --> 01:00:07,880
start wrestling. The younger boy is accidentally thrown near the worm,

1088
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:11,039
and in a flash it devours him. The other boys

1089
01:00:11,119 --> 01:00:13,880
run back to the tribe and frightened, deny knowing anything

1090
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:17,320
about the disappearance of the unfortunate boy. The creature also

1091
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,800
placed some of the boys under a spell so that

1092
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:22,800
they would push other boys toward the worm towards the

1093
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:26,000
worm so they could be eaten as well. The worm

1094
01:00:26,039 --> 01:00:28,519
grew very large and ferocious and began to hunt and

1095
01:00:28,559 --> 01:00:32,119
eat larger prey like deer. One morning, the tribe awoke

1096
01:00:32,159 --> 01:00:35,480
to find the worm had encircled the longhouses of their village.

1097
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,559
Some members ran through the doorway of the longhouse, hoping

1098
01:00:38,559 --> 01:00:41,000
to escape, but instead ran right into the mouth of

1099
01:00:41,039 --> 01:00:44,840
the giant worm that had been covering the opening. They're terrified.

1100
01:00:45,639 --> 01:00:50,039
The terrified members burnt tobacco and prayed to Henan, the

1101
01:00:50,039 --> 01:00:53,679
god of thunder, to save them from the monster. In response,

1102
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:56,760
Henon sent a storm to the village, and the bolts

1103
01:00:56,760 --> 01:01:00,840
of lightning struck the worm, rendering it to pieces. Smoking

1104
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:03,679
remains rolled down a hill and formed the lake.

1105
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:09,079
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, great movie that worked out. Yeah right, yeah, yeah,

1106
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:12,400
great horror movie. What's tomorrow of the story. Don't feed

1107
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:15,440
the worm, right am? I? Right? Yeah?

1108
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:17,639
Speaker 6: Well, I thought it was interesting that a lot of

1109
01:01:17,679 --> 01:01:22,239
these stories seem to be cautionary children or cautionary tales

1110
01:01:22,519 --> 01:01:23,840
seem to be aimed at children.

1111
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:25,639
Speaker 1: Yes, right, yeah, you know, like.

1112
01:01:25,599 --> 01:01:26,719
Speaker 6: Their version of the Boogeyman.

1113
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, the boogie worm. Oh yeah, wow, great name

1114
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:35,079
for a band or a song or something. Boogie worm. Oh,

1115
01:01:35,639 --> 01:01:40,599
he's already done. I have a friend who's a Micmac

1116
01:01:40,639 --> 01:01:44,239
Indian where I'll have to ask him about it. Yeah. Yeah,

1117
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:47,079
big worms, I mean the funny thing, but not funny thing,

1118
01:01:47,119 --> 01:01:52,119
but about Native Americans, especially all the indigenous whatever, they

1119
01:01:52,119 --> 01:01:55,159
will take, you know, an animal that you see every day,

1120
01:01:55,159 --> 01:01:57,360
and they'll make it gigantic, you know what I mean.

1121
01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:01,000
You know, or they'll have a hust that lies or

1122
01:02:01,039 --> 01:02:03,159
you know, like a big wolf or something like that

1123
01:02:03,519 --> 01:02:07,920
into them. Those were their quote monsters that say, that's

1124
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:11,559
the weird thing, not to get in Bigfoot. But a

1125
01:02:11,559 --> 01:02:14,239
lot of the tribes up in the northeast, you know,

1126
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:17,239
part of America, let's say, or you know Canada too

1127
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:23,800
had in their stories their law a bigfoot. And they

1128
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:26,440
usually don't make up stuff, you know what I mean.

1129
01:02:26,519 --> 01:02:30,199
There's like no dinosaurs or flying dragons or anything they

1130
01:02:30,199 --> 01:02:34,079
make up and once that they see and then elaborate

1131
01:02:34,119 --> 01:02:36,559
on it. So like one hundred and forty nine of

1132
01:02:36,599 --> 01:02:39,199
one hundred and fifty five tribes up they head a

1133
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:43,960
word for bigfoot, so they obviously see this thing. And

1134
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,800
so I think that's another reason that something is out

1135
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:50,320
there anyway, not to go off on a big foot,

1136
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:55,320
but switches hand. So I figured I would sure if.

1137
01:02:55,199 --> 01:03:02,519
Speaker 10: You buy the land bridge introduction of Native peoples to

1138
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:09,079
North America from Siberia Mongolia. Maybe the story came because

1139
01:03:09,079 --> 01:03:14,000
there's a legend about a Mongolian death worm or something

1140
01:03:14,079 --> 01:03:16,559
like that also, which is a big giant worm that

1141
01:03:16,599 --> 01:03:19,400
lives in the deserts of Mongolia under the sand.

1142
01:03:19,599 --> 01:03:22,719
Speaker 1: Oh cool, yeah, I think I've heard that. What about

1143
01:03:23,639 --> 01:03:27,320
Ben Daros did a movie about Vikings that were afraid

1144
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:30,519
of a worm, a globe warm.

1145
01:03:30,639 --> 01:03:32,840
Speaker 10: They were calling it The Thirteenth Warrior.

1146
01:03:33,159 --> 01:03:36,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, great, yeah, yeah, they have Vikings as

1147
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:40,400
on a special In that case, it was what they

1148
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,599
showed wasn't a worm. It was it was something may

1149
01:03:42,639 --> 01:03:45,400
have made but you know, it may have had its

1150
01:03:45,519 --> 01:03:51,320
basis in fact in earlier times. And they just said, well,

1151
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:53,400
you know, if we can scare people with it, let's

1152
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,679
just make it look like one and we're scared.

1153
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:59,440
Speaker 1: And it did work. Yeah. Yeah, it was like a

1154
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:02,360
fireworm or something like that. What about the Layer of

1155
01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:07,199
the White Worm. Have you heard that that's an irated movie? Yeah? Anyway,

1156
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:11,480
I didn't see it for that reason. Go ahead, Sarah please.

1157
01:04:12,559 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 6: Oh. It also just I'm looking over some of Kim's

1158
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:18,000
notes here, and one thing that he has written down,

1159
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:20,719
which it immediately made me think of, was the Ballad

1160
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:25,480
of the ice Worm Cocktail by Roberts Service. I don't

1161
01:04:25,519 --> 01:04:29,039
know if you guys are familiar with that very long poem.

1162
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:30,800
You'll have to see that.

1163
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:39,920
Speaker 1: Us now or should you get music? Bill Meyer? Bill?

1164
01:04:41,079 --> 01:04:44,320
He also looks like him, right, Bill ma the comedian

1165
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:45,960
Bill Maher. Yeah, yeah.

1166
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, can you see him here?

1167
01:04:53,599 --> 01:04:55,039
Speaker 1: So anyway, go ahead, Sarah please.

1168
01:04:56,079 --> 01:04:58,280
Speaker 6: Well, no, Kim had done some research here, so I'm

1169
01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:00,159
want he I'm gonna let him.

1170
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:06,199
Speaker 13: It was just funny that Alaska. I was looking at this,

1171
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:10,599
the actual bullworm that is like supposedly in Alaska, but

1172
01:05:10,639 --> 01:05:13,280
I mean that was like coined by SpongeBob, right, they

1173
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:17,079
had and then people took off with that kind of stuff,

1174
01:05:17,079 --> 01:05:19,079
and there's like a whole bunch of Ais with the

1175
01:05:19,159 --> 01:05:23,280
bullworm in Alaska that I mean, the the only worm

1176
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:27,960
that really lives in Alaska is the glacial worm, which

1177
01:05:28,039 --> 01:05:31,159
is called the Tria mezzin.

1178
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:34,719
Speaker 6: Ki Treas solifugus.

1179
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:38,480
Speaker 14: And it actually lives in ice and snow and inch

1180
01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:42,679
long and it can live up to about minus four

1181
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:45,119
and up to about plus four and otherwise it dies.

1182
01:05:45,639 --> 01:05:47,840
Speaker 1: But wow, wow, very strange little worm.

1183
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,400
Speaker 8: But I mean that was about the only thing.

1184
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:51,519
Speaker 11: But they actually have a festival up there called the

1185
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:53,519
Cordova Ice Worm.

1186
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:56,800
Speaker 8: Festival in Alaska, So I thought that was kind of neat.

1187
01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:03,280
Speaker 1: Pass the time up there. Yeah, tickets still available for yeah, yeah, yeah,

1188
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:05,960
let's go. It's a road trip. So not do what

1189
01:06:06,159 --> 01:06:10,400
drags seagulls into this, But you know, I like seagulls

1190
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:13,239
a little bit. I have a pet seagull named Bugsy Sigle.

1191
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,440
So Alice seeing them, right, I sent it right? Okay,

1192
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:21,920
So seagulls are really weird, weird animals. Okay, they have

1193
01:06:22,239 --> 01:06:25,880
infrared vision, they can put half their body to sleep

1194
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:29,440
while the other half stays awake. They have all these

1195
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:33,960
weird like seagulls in gloss to sound different than seagulls

1196
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:37,360
than me they have. Yeah they do. Yeah, it's really uh,

1197
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,320
you know, kind of strange. But what they do is,

1198
01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:43,079
so they'll go to a big field and they'll all

1199
01:06:43,119 --> 01:06:48,400
stop their feet and and the worms underneathing. It's raining,

1200
01:06:48,639 --> 01:06:51,119
so they go to the surface and then they eat

1201
01:06:51,159 --> 01:06:57,400
the worms. Freaking bird right that. I learned that in

1202
01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,599
the UK. Just a couple, isn't it doing it right now?

1203
01:07:00,679 --> 01:07:02,639
Back they used tools or whatever.

1204
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:06,480
Speaker 5: I had a I had a seagull back when I

1205
01:07:06,519 --> 01:07:10,000
had a Siberian husky. I put out a couple of

1206
01:07:10,039 --> 01:07:15,639
donuts for the dog, and a seagull walked up and

1207
01:07:15,719 --> 01:07:20,199
grabbed the donut, and the dog came charging out after him.

1208
01:07:20,599 --> 01:07:22,119
Speaker 1: And then when you looked.

1209
01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:24,760
Speaker 5: At the size of the seagull, the dog just looked

1210
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:27,920
at and went, you know what, it wasn't worth right back,

1211
01:07:29,599 --> 01:07:31,559
you can have it, and it flew away with the

1212
01:07:31,559 --> 01:07:32,679
glazed donut in its mouth.

1213
01:07:33,159 --> 01:07:37,039
Speaker 1: Cool. They'll eat anything. I mean, they literally eat anything.

1214
01:07:37,039 --> 01:07:41,320
I was watching him Terra pot of Dumpster Morning. Yeah yeah, yeah,

1215
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:43,880
that's that nice.

1216
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:45,159
Speaker 8: Cool season.

1217
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,840
Speaker 6: Wow, he's nice.

1218
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:50,840
Speaker 10: That's dude.

1219
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:52,800
Speaker 8: Here sull.

1220
01:07:54,880 --> 01:08:03,360
Speaker 1: Oh there is yeah, okay, who yeah, that's it. Athas Yeah,

1221
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:03,760
there he is.

1222
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:08,280
Speaker 4: Bugsy siag he sees you putting food out well on

1223
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:12,519
the rail and flies in from not only across the street,

1224
01:08:12,559 --> 01:08:13,800
but like two has there.

1225
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:16,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's He's on the top of a house, right,

1226
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,119
the coople of the house, right. And the only reason

1227
01:08:21,119 --> 01:08:23,520
I do it is I don't want food to go

1228
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,560
to waste, you know, so I'd rather put it back

1229
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:27,640
into the system, you know what I mean. You know,

1230
01:08:28,319 --> 01:08:31,680
And there's seagulls everywhere, you know. So, but this guy

1231
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,760
used to see me and he'd swoop down and then

1232
01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:37,119
I would just stay there, and eventually he just kind

1233
01:08:37,119 --> 01:08:39,359
of get used to me and stuff, you know. As

1234
01:08:39,399 --> 01:08:41,640
soon as he sees the lights come on, he sees

1235
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:44,199
me coming up the stairs. Yeah yeah, and he flies

1236
01:08:44,239 --> 01:08:46,840
over from two houses away and waits on the rail. Yep,

1237
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:50,000
absolutely all. It comes in while I'm standing there, with

1238
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,920
a very dramatic landing. You know. It's always like Jesus.

1239
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,039
The bird feeders in the backyard, I have like the

1240
01:08:55,079 --> 01:08:55,640
four of them.

1241
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:58,279
Speaker 4: It's cool about seagulls around here in the coast is

1242
01:08:58,319 --> 01:09:03,159
that they've become very accustomed to being around people. Nobody's

1243
01:09:03,199 --> 01:09:05,000
pulling out shotguns, right.

1244
01:09:05,159 --> 01:09:07,439
Speaker 1: And who eats them? I mean they're very cautious in

1245
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:09,760
most they will not get penned in, you know, they

1246
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:14,279
always has to be open space or whatever. But driveway,

1247
01:09:14,399 --> 01:09:17,399
I mean, what what what? What? What? What is their predator?

1248
01:09:17,399 --> 01:09:21,119
And a hawk is going to take them down? And

1249
01:09:22,199 --> 01:09:25,479
maybe an owl or maybe an owl? But how often

1250
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:29,199
that happens? Probably the weather in the in to see

1251
01:09:29,239 --> 01:09:34,000
they're out and they lived like twenty to twenty five years.

1252
01:09:34,079 --> 01:09:35,319
I mean that, which is ancient.

1253
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:38,600
Speaker 5: It's funny as you know, near the coast, Yeah, we

1254
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:40,720
see them all the time. And then in bad weather,

1255
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:43,359
you're driving four or five miles away and you see

1256
01:09:43,359 --> 01:09:45,439
them all in the parking lot because they know the

1257
01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:47,960
bad weather's coming. And then if you happen to be

1258
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:52,279
near a McDonald's and they're in the parking lot, they

1259
01:09:52,319 --> 01:09:54,439
come running over to the car because they want you

1260
01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:55,479
to give them the French fries.

1261
01:09:55,720 --> 01:09:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, Y start throwing the French fries.

1262
01:10:00,039 --> 01:10:02,000
Speaker 6: Oh my god.

1263
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:05,279
Speaker 4: Now I want I love my Lord of Dunes.

1264
01:10:05,359 --> 01:10:12,439
Speaker 1: I threw up what wasted the seagulls to me? Anyway? Matt?

1265
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:19,720
Speaker 12: Can I ask you what what began this friendship? Do

1266
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:23,600
you recall or were you just out there feeding it

1267
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:24,159
one day?

1268
01:10:24,319 --> 01:10:24,479
Speaker 1: No?

1269
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:27,359
Speaker 2: I just the whole thing. You know.

1270
01:10:27,399 --> 01:10:31,600
Speaker 1: I just noticed this seagull on this coopola on Smith's

1271
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:36,600
house and uh, which is two houses down kinda, and

1272
01:10:37,159 --> 01:10:39,119
I would just go and just every once in a while,

1273
01:10:39,239 --> 01:10:41,800
I'll just you know, put something out there that leftover

1274
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:45,279
is basically, and he would see it and he'd swoop in.

1275
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:49,920
And then so I this over turned into a habit yea.

1276
01:10:50,039 --> 01:10:52,159
So it wasn't any other bird doing it, just him,

1277
01:10:52,319 --> 01:10:55,239
just him. So I would stand there when he would

1278
01:10:55,319 --> 01:10:57,720
do it, all right, he got used to me standing there,

1279
01:10:58,439 --> 01:11:01,520
so then I decided by him food can't pick cat

1280
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:06,119
food and stuff and uh and and he just you know,

1281
01:11:07,279 --> 01:11:10,279
gobbles it up. And he's used me standing there. You

1282
01:11:10,319 --> 01:11:12,920
know you haven't tried to touch them, right, fum, I'm

1283
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:19,399
sorry not no, No, they're up close. They're very big.

1284
01:11:19,479 --> 01:11:22,520
They're very big, big birds, and they have a big beak.

1285
01:11:23,159 --> 01:11:26,359
And you know, when they're mad whatever, they give out

1286
01:11:26,399 --> 01:11:29,479
that call that they kind of screech, right, And he's

1287
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:31,880
done that, like if other seagles around, he'll go not

1288
01:11:32,039 --> 01:11:35,039
to scare them away. And he's done that in front

1289
01:11:35,079 --> 01:11:37,439
of me. Man, that's scary. I mean, it's like right

1290
01:11:37,479 --> 01:11:41,199
in your face. Kind of and uh, yeah, they're very weird.

1291
01:11:41,239 --> 01:11:44,600
They're very Yeah, they can they can be nasty.

1292
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:47,800
Speaker 4: I like to watch them when they find a clam, well,

1293
01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:49,960
they and they try to open up that shell and

1294
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,720
they what they do as they fly over your rocky

1295
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:55,840
coast and drop it on a selected boulder or a.

1296
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:57,760
Speaker 1: Parking lot, pocket lot, pocket lot.

1297
01:11:59,079 --> 01:12:01,359
Speaker 5: Years ago, we we saw one get hit by a

1298
01:12:01,399 --> 01:12:05,319
car in front of us and it broke its wing

1299
01:12:06,119 --> 01:12:08,239
and we pulled over and I went out and grabbed it,

1300
01:12:09,359 --> 01:12:11,520
and the thing didn't try to bite me. I brought

1301
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:14,600
it in and we brought it to one of those

1302
01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:18,319
rehabilitation places and he ended up living there for the

1303
01:12:18,319 --> 01:12:18,640
rest of.

1304
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:21,640
Speaker 1: His life, really, and he couldn't fly, but he was.

1305
01:12:22,239 --> 01:12:24,399
We would go and the guy had all kinds of

1306
01:12:24,479 --> 01:12:28,359
animals there, and he when I first brought it, he

1307
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:31,359
wrapped its wing up and then it lived there with

1308
01:12:31,439 --> 01:12:37,399
all these other birds, the animals. Yeah, for better than

1309
01:12:37,399 --> 01:12:40,479
getting run over, well to us, but remember when the

1310
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:42,760
buzzed and landed in my yard there at that time,

1311
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:47,119
that thing was crazy. What do you call Yeah, the

1312
01:12:47,279 --> 01:12:51,079
vultures and Lois and I are out there looking at

1313
01:12:51,119 --> 01:12:52,560
our God and all of a sudden, these things are

1314
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:55,239
slapping his wings. It's huge. They didn't know other spurs

1315
01:12:55,319 --> 01:12:57,199
under under one of you under the trees, out of

1316
01:12:57,199 --> 01:13:01,199
the tree, next closer to Bobby's in mine. Right, So

1317
01:13:01,199 --> 01:13:03,680
so we go, holy yah, just stonnald us. So anyway,

1318
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:06,960
so we called the cops, and the cops come down

1319
01:13:07,159 --> 01:13:10,319
and the Newbery cops right, and as like a twenty

1320
01:13:10,399 --> 01:13:16,560
year old body fife kid and he says, oh yeah.

1321
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:18,840
He says, I can shoot him if you want, but

1322
01:13:19,359 --> 01:13:24,399
I need your permission to shoot him. Don't shoot him,

1323
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:26,600
you know, don't you you know? He says, okay, I'll

1324
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:29,119
call the little rescue guy. But I think that's what

1325
01:13:29,239 --> 01:13:31,239
you came. The same guy. Yeah, he's the same guy. Right.

1326
01:13:31,279 --> 01:13:35,239
Speaker 5: He was a teacher at the local vocational school and

1327
01:13:35,279 --> 01:13:39,039
he had the licenses to rehabilitate because I brought him

1328
01:13:39,279 --> 01:13:42,880
four or five birds that got hit. Or one day

1329
01:13:43,319 --> 01:13:46,199
I brought a duck into my local venarian a duck.

1330
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:48,319
The thing got hit by a car. So I picked

1331
01:13:48,359 --> 01:13:49,960
it up and I bring it to the vet. Go ahead,

1332
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,399
and I've got it under my arm, and the girl

1333
01:13:52,439 --> 01:13:54,520
at the desk goes, nice.

1334
01:13:54,359 --> 01:13:57,800
Speaker 1: Duck, and I go, shut up. This is like a

1335
01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:00,000
bad joke. I stuck. A guy walks into a bus

1336
01:14:00,199 --> 01:14:02,399
with a duck under his arm. I know that. I

1337
01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:05,359
know that joke, right, And I'm like, can you do

1338
01:14:05,479 --> 01:14:06,039
something with this?

1339
01:14:06,159 --> 01:14:08,560
Speaker 5: And the girl goes, yeah, feed him a couple of

1340
01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:11,920
garlic bagels and he'll be self based. Oh, and I

1341
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:16,600
said no, no, no. So they call that rehabilitation guy

1342
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:18,800
and he came. And the guy's a nice guy, but

1343
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:20,720
he always tried to weasel twenty bucks out of you.

1344
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:22,520
But he didn't get out of me because he wanted

1345
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:25,359
you know, he's taking it off your hands, shooting him.

1346
01:14:25,479 --> 01:14:27,880
Then he hits you with the But it costs a

1347
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:31,159
lot of money to do this. Yeah, here's twenty to

1348
01:14:31,359 --> 01:14:32,199
take him and get him there.

1349
01:14:32,239 --> 01:14:34,199
Speaker 1: He really didn't hold us up for that, but he

1350
01:14:34,279 --> 01:14:36,840
did say I mean, he really came down and he

1351
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:40,880
knew when to grab the birds, you know, and gloves

1352
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:45,359
and and he said that we could visit him every

1353
01:14:45,359 --> 01:14:48,000
Wednesday and Friday. But he also said, good thing you

1354
01:14:48,039 --> 01:14:50,000
did to get close to him, because the way they

1355
01:14:50,039 --> 01:14:53,600
walt off, you know, predators what it is they vomit

1356
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:58,600
on really yeah right, yeah, so and the vultures. So

1357
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:00,600
he put to it to a culture out your puke.

1358
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:03,319
Yeah yeah, yeah, that would turn me off, I would think.

1359
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:06,840
But once again, great name for a beer. All right,

1360
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:13,680
so Sarah, thank you very much. Sarah. All right, should

1361
01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:14,279
we clap for you?

1362
01:15:14,399 --> 01:15:14,560
Speaker 14: Now?

1363
01:15:15,199 --> 01:15:22,720
Speaker 1: Okay, nobody mentioned before that I was going to nominate Susan.

1364
01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:26,520
And as to the when the when the time comes,

1365
01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:30,720
same thing with Sarah, I'm just not record right now. Okay,

1366
01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:35,880
I just had anniversary last week. So how long you've

1367
01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:39,239
been married? A long time? How long? Forty eight years?

1368
01:15:39,279 --> 01:15:43,319
Forty eight? Yeah, I haven't even been alive that long.

1369
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:49,079
Fifty both of these guys. Wow, uh okay, it seems

1370
01:15:49,119 --> 01:15:52,079
like just yesterday I got your wedding invitations when I

1371
01:15:52,159 --> 01:15:52,880
stole the crib.

1372
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:59,359
Speaker 7: You know, I beat you all got may well be

1373
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:05,399
this year fifty seven seven graduation? Wow, I was ten

1374
01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:06,039
years old.

1375
01:16:09,399 --> 01:16:15,399
Speaker 1: How old was she? She was six? Okay, I don't

1376
01:16:15,399 --> 01:16:17,840
want to have to edit any of them. No, I

1377
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:20,800
mean I've known my wife since she was okay, especially this.

1378
01:16:22,279 --> 01:16:25,199
I was seven, she was five. Okay, we were little kids,

1379
01:16:25,239 --> 01:16:28,119
we played together, but you know she was a girl.

1380
01:16:28,399 --> 01:16:29,520
I was like, no, I don't.

1381
01:16:29,319 --> 01:16:31,119
Speaker 8: Think since she was seven.

1382
01:16:31,359 --> 01:16:35,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it sounds like yeah, that sounds like a song.

1383
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:37,399
I was five and she was six. We rode our

1384
01:16:37,439 --> 01:16:38,640
horses made of sticks.

1385
01:16:39,319 --> 01:16:43,119
Speaker 1: Okay, let's get back to you. You were black and

1386
01:16:43,159 --> 01:16:48,199
I were white. What do you what? What is that? Bang? Bang? Chance?

1387
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:57,880
Speaker 4: Remember and kill Bill sung by director killed Bill, one

1388
01:16:57,880 --> 01:16:59,520
of the greatest directors of all time.

1389
01:17:01,039 --> 01:17:04,000
Speaker 1: Don't stop? Okay, well you asked me who directed that?

1390
01:17:04,239 --> 01:17:08,279
He's a bill fantastic movie. What is he done?

1391
01:17:10,119 --> 01:17:10,840
Speaker 10: I didn't see it.

1392
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:13,600
Speaker 1: No one's sorry.

1393
01:17:14,079 --> 01:17:15,880
Speaker 9: You know they're coming out with the fourth one?

1394
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:21,880
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah? Kill Bill again? What Fortunately, Carrien Dane's not

1395
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:28,680
going to be in it. Wait a minute, Susan another

1396
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:35,359
kill Bill movie too soon? Really? Well? That is all excited?

1397
01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:39,600
All right? So I just want to asked the technical

1398
01:17:40,119 --> 01:17:42,720
should I take a break? We could try take it

1399
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:45,319
ran even though I want this to be really we

1400
01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:53,479
were ye were Yeah, we're we're like seventy seven something. Okay,

1401
01:17:54,039 --> 01:17:56,880
all right, let's just try it. Okay, if it goes down.

1402
01:17:57,159 --> 01:18:00,359
Speaker 5: It's gonna use that hand for the button. This know

1403
01:18:00,479 --> 01:18:03,680
that one, this hand that one you generally do okay with?

1404
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:08,800
Speaker 1: Really does he really? Does? I watch? I watch? All right?

1405
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:12,840
All right? Real quick? All right? So, oh good here's

1406
01:18:13,399 --> 01:18:21,880
all right time. Thank you David oh Man you Oh no,

1407
01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:26,880
I said Jack, and I can't drink that. Yeah, I

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01:18:27,039 --> 01:18:27,439
ordered that.

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01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:28,479
Speaker 9: I guessed.

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01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:37,079
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for what do you want to split it? Alright? So,

1411
01:18:37,119 --> 01:18:38,720
by the way, now is a really good idea to

1412
01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:44,800
go the way? Okay, all right, you're listening to Macloney's

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01:18:44,840 --> 01:19:37,720
militarans Off Show the Distant Thunder Radio Network. Please stay tuned. Boom, Well,

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01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:40,800
welcome back everyone to Macloney's military sound show here in

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01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:44,239
the Distant Thunder or Radio networking. This is mcmaroney wild

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01:19:44,279 --> 01:19:48,800
at a show we have for you tonight. I'm going

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01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:55,039
to very quickly introduced the members of the Possible Girls.

1418
01:19:55,279 --> 01:20:00,760
His man who needs no introduction, J J One. Yeah,

1419
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:04,840
but I like the introduction. Okay, Hei girl, sit yourself down,

1420
01:20:06,479 --> 01:20:11,479
get your bug spray. Okay, okay, now one, how you doing? Hey,

1421
01:20:11,479 --> 01:20:12,159
I'm doing great.

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01:20:12,359 --> 01:20:14,560
Speaker 4: It's been a fun show so far, and of course

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01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:19,199
usually at this time, the midway point, it's it's funner

1424
01:20:19,239 --> 01:20:22,439
and funner, funner. So we're doing it's like we make

1425
01:20:22,479 --> 01:20:25,399
it up as we go along sometimes usually the best way.

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01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:30,079
Speaker 1: Ten years ten years have been doing this. Yes, also,

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01:20:30,239 --> 01:20:34,439
and once again I started in my crib. Also with us,

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01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:38,520
is uh currently looking to pull on? Is uncle Ale?

1429
01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:43,399
The kiddies pell that one? Looking at porn? You know

1430
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:47,640
remember when you used to have to rent pornsen before

1431
01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:53,279
my time? Yeah? Too good. You know, if Mac and

1432
01:20:53,319 --> 01:20:55,359
I were to take our phones and you would look

1433
01:20:55,399 --> 01:20:59,720
at the pictures on the phone, how many how many pictures?

1434
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:04,199
How hundred pictures? You'd think, be careful. I have thirteen

1435
01:21:04,279 --> 01:21:07,000
hundred pictures. How many of them are of your wife?

1436
01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:11,319
Twelve hundred? Okay, I have. If I have a thousand

1437
01:21:11,319 --> 01:21:13,399
pictures on my phone, you know how many my wife

1438
01:21:13,479 --> 01:21:17,159
happens to be in? Maybe two or three? Really? Yeah?

1439
01:21:17,239 --> 01:21:20,479
The rest of them are my cats. Hey, listen, now

1440
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:24,720
I can tell if you want to buy something, that's all.

1441
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:32,279
Thank you well. Also with us is Willie Club Willie?

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01:21:33,039 --> 01:21:33,600
How you doing?

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01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:37,159
Speaker 7: You know, I'm doing real good. And as I said earlier,

1444
01:21:37,199 --> 01:21:40,479
you know, I'm really feeling like I'm on my game tonight.

1445
01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:44,039
But anyways, you know, I was really into the discussion

1446
01:21:44,079 --> 01:21:49,000
that Chad's had about worms, and you know I used

1447
01:21:49,039 --> 01:21:51,359
to tell you a lot about worms myself. You know,

1448
01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:54,159
that's one of the things I did in biology. And

1449
01:21:54,199 --> 01:21:58,680
do you know, the most popular worm is you know,

1450
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:02,640
tell us the maggots.

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01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:07,079
Speaker 1: Oh really, okay, I loved them.

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01:22:07,119 --> 01:22:10,520
Speaker 7: You know they in some places they're an appetizer.

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01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:16,760
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, of bugs there.

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01:22:17,119 --> 01:22:20,439
Speaker 7: I wanted to interject during the presentation, but I figured

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01:22:20,439 --> 01:22:22,199
I didn't want to send it in the wrong direction.

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01:22:22,319 --> 01:22:24,119
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I'm glad you waited till now.

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01:22:25,479 --> 01:22:27,439
Speaker 7: They're the they're the star of the show.

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01:22:27,479 --> 01:22:32,640
Speaker 1: You might say, maggots. Yeah, really worms there.

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01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:38,439
Speaker 7: Well, everything I've read in my tells me that there

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01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:41,920
they are part of the worm lovvy. Yeah.

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01:22:43,239 --> 01:22:47,199
Speaker 10: Yeah, it can also be a disinfectant, the maggot.

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01:22:47,359 --> 01:22:50,840
Speaker 7: Oh sure, yeah, sure, you put them on us.

1463
01:22:51,479 --> 01:22:55,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, what do you mean you put them

1464
01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:56,680
out of what wound?

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01:22:57,800 --> 01:22:59,399
Speaker 6: They put medical maggots there?

1466
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:04,439
Speaker 1: Thinking of what leeches if you're.

1467
01:23:04,319 --> 01:23:06,199
Speaker 6: On wounds and they'll eat all the dead tissue.

1468
01:23:06,199 --> 01:23:08,680
Speaker 1: And if you if you were.

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01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:10,640
Speaker 5: Like we're in a plane crash in the jungle and

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01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:13,239
you were cut open and it started to infect, yes,

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01:23:13,439 --> 01:23:15,760
you let them flies lay their eggs on it, and

1472
01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:18,399
the maggots eat away all the dead stuff. But they

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01:23:18,399 --> 01:23:19,399
don't need the good stuff.

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01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:19,760
Speaker 1: Max.

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01:23:20,159 --> 01:23:22,960
Speaker 4: You saw that, you saw that in this movie. Uh

1476
01:23:24,159 --> 01:23:28,960
uh Gladiator when Russell Crow is out there like, yeah,

1477
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:33,000
passed out in these this group, uh picks him up.

1478
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,159
That who's that black actor? That's really good?

1479
01:23:35,199 --> 01:23:38,359
Speaker 1: Yeah that guy? Yeah, that puts maggots on them. Look

1480
01:23:38,399 --> 01:23:40,239
at it. Really, it's a really good close up shot.

1481
01:23:40,319 --> 01:23:43,680
You've never never seen gladiators, I know I haven't. It's

1482
01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:44,399
a great shot.

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01:23:45,279 --> 01:23:48,439
Speaker 7: You know what the most effect they're at well when

1484
01:23:48,479 --> 01:23:51,119
you talk about you know, hemorrhoids.

1485
01:23:51,319 --> 01:23:57,279
Speaker 1: All right, okay, all right, listen, I cannot edit the

1486
01:23:57,319 --> 01:24:02,239
show for so many reasons, so let's move on. Thank you.

1487
01:24:02,439 --> 01:24:05,039
We have to let it go as is. And uh

1488
01:24:06,119 --> 01:24:10,920
they send the handcuffs speaking about want to be a maggott?

1489
01:24:11,840 --> 01:24:12,680
What you know?

1490
01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:12,840
Speaker 2: What?

1491
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:14,039
Speaker 1: Club? Would you say?

1492
01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:17,520
Speaker 7: I mean, we're speaking, this is the topic, and well.

1493
01:24:17,319 --> 01:24:20,960
Speaker 1: It was Okay, that's it. I agree with clip.

1494
01:24:21,399 --> 01:24:23,600
Speaker 7: But in Canada, right, they don't have a lot of maggots.

1495
01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:25,079
We have most of them down here.

1496
01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:30,199
Speaker 1: All right, get it? That's the punist went to school

1497
01:24:30,199 --> 01:24:32,520
with someone. Spell it out, Spell it out, m A

1498
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:38,520
G A T S. Anyway, thank you. Club. Also with

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01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:43,039
us is a good friend down there in North Carotlinta Susan, Okay, Susan,

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01:24:43,079 --> 01:24:43,600
How are you.

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01:24:44,560 --> 01:24:45,640
Speaker 12: I'm doing excellent.

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01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:48,279
Speaker 9: No place that I'd rather be. It's nice to see

1503
01:24:48,399 --> 01:24:49,079
you all today.

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01:24:49,239 --> 01:24:52,000
Speaker 1: We'll save here and you have a shock dress on? Correct,

1505
01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:57,079
I do well? The cops are here, well they really are.

1506
01:24:57,279 --> 01:25:01,039
It sounds like the police quick quick, Hi. Yeah right.

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01:25:02,359 --> 01:25:05,279
Speaker 9: I actually saw the red lights behind you right when

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01:25:05,319 --> 01:25:06,800
you said that.

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01:25:06,279 --> 01:25:09,279
Speaker 7: I saw the ice name on the vehicle.

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01:25:10,399 --> 01:25:14,640
Speaker 1: Impossible, right, I know my name is one one. Yeah,

1511
01:25:15,039 --> 01:25:22,479
you'll be the first anyway, problem, Susan. Thank you for

1512
01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:26,439
joining answer. You appreciate it. Also with us as a

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01:25:26,479 --> 01:25:30,359
good friend. Up there in Wisconsin, Brandy ex Brandy.

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01:25:31,199 --> 01:25:34,439
Speaker 10: Hi, everybody, this is a great show. It's so fun.

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01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:39,840
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's see at the sixty eighty five minute Mack,

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01:25:39,960 --> 01:25:44,359
can you give the hot sign please? Oh yeah, okay,

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01:25:44,439 --> 01:25:50,119
kids one thirty five okay, thank you, Thank you, Brandy.

1518
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:52,640
Speaker 6: I can't do that enough.

1519
01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:58,359
Speaker 1: The kid not you. Oh, I'm sorry. Awesome with everybody,

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01:25:58,439 --> 01:26:05,439
do the hot day that some put that down.

1521
01:26:09,439 --> 01:26:09,720
Speaker 8: Clean?

1522
01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:20,479
Speaker 1: Give all right? Wow? Also up there and Ed Cander

1523
01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:24,159
is a good friends, Kim and Sarah, Shay caimp and Sarah.

1524
01:26:24,199 --> 01:26:28,439
How are you? We're going to clap you. We got

1525
01:26:28,439 --> 01:26:33,520
the queue literally sounds so fun.

1526
01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:37,439
Speaker 6: About such interesting things. So I love coming on this show.

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01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:40,560
Speaker 11: There was one other antidote to flatworms. There was an

1528
01:26:40,560 --> 01:26:43,119
experiment done, I think in Rate down your guys area

1529
01:26:43,119 --> 01:26:45,560
a long time ago with flatworms, and they taught them

1530
01:26:45,560 --> 01:26:50,039
a maze and then they took them and unfortunately squashed

1531
01:26:50,079 --> 01:26:51,600
them all down and killed them. And then they fed

1532
01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:55,439
them to a bunch of other flatworms, and unbeholdst to them,

1533
01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:59,199
the other flatworms learned the maze instantly, so they thought

1534
01:26:59,239 --> 01:27:02,479
there was some kind of like information that was being

1535
01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:05,159
transferred genetically to the other flatworms.

1536
01:27:05,399 --> 01:27:07,760
Speaker 1: They so they had flat worms and they gave them

1537
01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:11,960
a flat worm dinner soul or whatever. They gave a

1538
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:16,399
flat worm dinner. Okay, yeah, and the the next generation

1539
01:27:16,479 --> 01:27:19,479
of flatworms who ate the flatworms had they had not

1540
01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:23,880
had them. The are they the type of worm that

1541
01:27:24,199 --> 01:27:25,880
you can cut them in half and they grow too

1542
01:27:25,960 --> 01:27:28,520
new ones? I mean some of them you can cut

1543
01:27:28,600 --> 01:27:32,159
them off at some of them you can cut them

1544
01:27:32,159 --> 01:27:34,720
in a bunch of How does that work? There's a

1545
01:27:34,840 --> 01:27:37,319
hammerhead worm. I guess it's supposed to be really invasive.

1546
01:27:38,119 --> 01:27:40,319
There's supposed to be a problem. I don't know. I

1547
01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:43,039
don't know. That much about it. But yeah, yeah, that

1548
01:27:43,119 --> 01:27:46,640
would do that. Yeah, they're both. Yeah. The weirdest thing.

1549
01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:48,520
I was not to get into this, but it was

1550
01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:52,960
on YouTube. Of course. It's short, and it's a hornet

1551
01:27:54,039 --> 01:27:57,359
and he's attacked by another hornet and the other hornet

1552
01:27:57,720 --> 01:28:02,039
rips off his head and the haunted headless haunt picks

1553
01:28:02,079 --> 01:28:09,920
up his head flies away. That well, chickens run around

1554
01:28:09,960 --> 01:28:12,119
without their heads. I mean I actually saw a report

1555
01:28:12,199 --> 01:28:16,319
and one that lived eighteen months without his head a chicken. Yeah, yeah,

1556
01:28:16,359 --> 01:28:18,439
because the guy didn't make it a clean cut, so

1557
01:28:18,520 --> 01:28:20,399
or still had part of the brain stem. Oh really,

1558
01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:24,720
I used to pour a food down it's yeah, I'll

1559
01:28:24,760 --> 01:28:26,760
take that. I tell you something. And then the only reason.

1560
01:28:26,520 --> 01:28:29,960
Speaker 5: It died was because they didn't have the the proper

1561
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:33,439
food thing to deliver each system they had made up. Yeah,

1562
01:28:33,439 --> 01:28:36,439
and it choked to death. Huh food Okay, I tell

1563
01:28:36,479 --> 01:28:38,439
you you don't need to chicken like that.

1564
01:28:38,479 --> 01:28:44,640
Speaker 1: All of them. Yeah, anyway, that's an old pig joke.

1565
01:28:45,319 --> 01:28:50,520
Yeah wow, all right, So last thing real quick about that,

1566
01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:54,800
there was there's actually a parasite that goes into a

1567
01:28:55,479 --> 01:28:57,840
fish's mouth. What are we doing in each thing a

1568
01:28:58,039 --> 01:29:01,239
tongue place is their tongue.

1569
01:29:02,119 --> 01:29:03,560
Speaker 4: And comes the tongue.

1570
01:29:03,640 --> 01:29:08,800
Speaker 1: Yes, and it lives there as their tongue. It's disgusting.

1571
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:11,760
I'm sorry. This this is a movie pitch. You lay

1572
01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:13,760
off the fishing chips here for two weeks. Is the

1573
01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:14,560
elevator pitch.

1574
01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:18,800
Speaker 6: And I suppose you could.

1575
01:29:20,359 --> 01:29:24,000
Speaker 1: Internal worm Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah

1576
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:26,319
I heard there. I heard how you get rid of them.

1577
01:29:28,520 --> 01:29:31,680
Speaker 4: So you can pitch that concept to say, like a

1578
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:32,920
Carl Rhin or or something.

1579
01:29:33,159 --> 01:29:38,880
Speaker 1: It will yeah, probably not either at the pone at

1580
01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:40,960
the moment, it replaces the tongue with itself.

1581
01:29:41,039 --> 01:29:46,079
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, choose off the tongue and becomes the tongue and.

1582
01:29:45,600 --> 01:29:50,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate to say it, but right, choose it. Yeah,

1583
01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:53,239
choose off the tongue and takes its place. Huh.

1584
01:29:53,319 --> 01:29:54,920
Speaker 5: And the fish goes on with its life, and the

1585
01:29:55,239 --> 01:29:59,720
fish has the thing has yeah, okay, can look it up.

1586
01:29:59,840 --> 01:30:00,880
I I'm sorry.

1587
01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:04,720
Speaker 1: All right, well that's already very disturbing. It's gross. Let's

1588
01:30:04,720 --> 01:30:08,359
see the pivot over to Brandy eyes. Please, Brandy, can

1589
01:30:08,439 --> 01:30:09,079
you save us.

1590
01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:14,640
Speaker 10: It's something that might make a disturbing report also excellent?

1591
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:17,119
Speaker 1: All right, all right, let's hear it. Okay, I pretend

1592
01:30:17,199 --> 01:30:19,640
this music here. Go ahead, please, brandy eyes.

1593
01:30:19,760 --> 01:30:24,399
Speaker 10: It is about the girl that cried crystal tears.

1594
01:30:26,119 --> 01:30:30,079
Speaker 4: I love it already, Okay.

1595
01:30:30,399 --> 01:30:35,479
Speaker 10: So in March of nineteen ninety six, a twelve year

1596
01:30:35,479 --> 01:30:38,760
old Lebanese girl name I'm going to mispronounce a bunch

1597
01:30:38,760 --> 01:30:40,800
of names in here, and I apologize in advance.

1598
01:30:40,960 --> 01:30:41,319
Speaker 1: Okay.

1599
01:30:42,359 --> 01:30:45,880
Speaker 10: So, this twelve year old Lebanese girl named Hasna Mohammed

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01:30:46,399 --> 01:30:53,279
MESSELMANI spontaneously began emitting what we're described as solid crystals

1601
01:30:53,319 --> 01:30:58,680
of glass from her eyes multiple times each day. She

1602
01:30:58,920 --> 01:31:02,199
wasn't actually crying when this happened, like she was sad,

1603
01:31:02,399 --> 01:31:06,279
but her tear ducts would swell up and then under

1604
01:31:06,319 --> 01:31:09,359
the pressure of the swelling, the crystals would kind of

1605
01:31:09,359 --> 01:31:15,079
be forced out. They were clear crystals that were sharp

1606
01:31:15,199 --> 01:31:20,199
enough to cut paper. And this continued on for approximately

1607
01:31:20,279 --> 01:31:24,319
eight months, during which this girl would produce an average

1608
01:31:24,439 --> 01:31:28,079
of seven crystals a day from her eyes. And these

1609
01:31:28,119 --> 01:31:31,720
were probably like the size of like your if you

1610
01:31:32,359 --> 01:31:35,079
took off your pinky nail and cut it in half,

1611
01:31:35,159 --> 01:31:39,439
they'd be like that size. Oh yeah, they were big,

1612
01:31:41,119 --> 01:31:47,399
so yeah. She was taken to an ophthalmologist expert in Katara,

1613
01:31:47,479 --> 01:31:51,119
who concluded that the crystals were not a trick and

1614
01:31:51,159 --> 01:31:54,800
they were indeed forming in her eyes, and because no

1615
01:31:54,840 --> 01:31:57,159
one had ever seen anything like it before, they had

1616
01:31:57,199 --> 01:32:01,479
no explanation for it, and the doctor declared it must

1617
01:32:01,479 --> 01:32:06,760
be an act of God. And although scientists, doctors, reporters,

1618
01:32:06,960 --> 01:32:10,760
and people in her community all speculated how this could happen,

1619
01:32:11,039 --> 01:32:15,640
no one could establish a scientific reason for Hasna's crystal tears.

1620
01:32:16,439 --> 01:32:22,439
Shortly after the phenomenon began, Hassnan claimed that one night,

1621
01:32:23,159 --> 01:32:27,319
as she was falling asleep, she received a visitation from

1622
01:32:27,359 --> 01:32:30,720
an ethereal figure dressed in white and riding in a

1623
01:32:30,760 --> 01:32:34,880
white horse. The figure said that he was a messenger

1624
01:32:34,920 --> 01:32:38,239
from God and that he was the one who was

1625
01:32:38,319 --> 01:32:42,319
responsible for creating the crystal tears. He told her that

1626
01:32:42,359 --> 01:32:45,439
the tears would continue until God willed them to stop,

1627
01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:51,960
and during this visitation her brother. Hasna's brother could see

1628
01:32:52,560 --> 01:32:57,000
and hear his sister interacting with someone in the room,

1629
01:32:57,199 --> 01:32:59,680
but he couldn't see or hear the person she was

1630
01:32:59,720 --> 01:33:04,479
in a acting with, which reminded me of the Marian

1631
01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:08,479
apparition at Lord's where Bernadette was communicating with the Blessed

1632
01:33:08,560 --> 01:33:11,600
virgin and she could see and hear her, but nobody

1633
01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:19,680
else could ye. So, not only did this figure give

1634
01:33:19,760 --> 01:33:23,159
Hasna information about the crystals in her eyes, saying that

1635
01:33:23,239 --> 01:33:27,720
he was responsible for them, but he also predicted bad

1636
01:33:27,840 --> 01:33:31,640
luck for her family. He said they all had to

1637
01:33:31,720 --> 01:33:35,880
leave the house together on a particular night, and so

1638
01:33:36,279 --> 01:33:39,279
everyone in the family except one brother, left the house

1639
01:33:39,319 --> 01:33:43,640
on this particular night, and the brother who didn't leave

1640
01:33:43,680 --> 01:33:46,439
the house with everyone, went on his own somewhere, and

1641
01:33:46,479 --> 01:33:48,920
he was involved in a car accident that almost got

1642
01:33:49,039 --> 01:33:54,319
him killed. And following that incident, Hasna was again visited

1643
01:33:54,640 --> 01:33:59,560
by this figure and was told or she was scolded

1644
01:33:59,720 --> 01:34:04,439
for not following his instructions because it was basically her

1645
01:34:04,439 --> 01:34:07,800
fault that her brother or her family's fault that her

1646
01:34:07,840 --> 01:34:10,800
brother had this accident. He should have been with the

1647
01:34:10,880 --> 01:34:16,000
rest of the family. There are many major religions in

1648
01:34:16,039 --> 01:34:19,000
the world who prophesy the coming of a messiah or

1649
01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:22,760
a messiah like figure, and prior to that figure's arrival,

1650
01:34:23,439 --> 01:34:28,479
each particular theology teaches that people will be witnessed to miracles.

1651
01:34:29,600 --> 01:34:32,159
There is a book called The Greatest Mysteries of the

1652
01:34:32,279 --> 01:34:37,840
Unexplained by Lucy Doncaster and Andrew Holland, and they list

1653
01:34:38,039 --> 01:34:40,920
some of the religions in their book that have this

1654
01:34:41,279 --> 01:34:49,399
messianic figure, including Hindos who wait for the Khakiavatar, and

1655
01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:53,960
that individual is supposed to appear on horseback, just like

1656
01:34:54,359 --> 01:34:59,880
the vision that Hasma had. The Jews are still awaiting

1657
01:34:59,880 --> 01:35:05,680
the Messiah, the Buddhists are awaiting the Maitrea Buddha, the

1658
01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:12,560
Muslims are awaiting their Imam Mahdi, and the Masdian savior

1659
01:35:12,680 --> 01:35:17,840
of ancient Persia called Sociosh is expected to also appear

1660
01:35:17,920 --> 01:35:23,359
in white and ride in a white horse. So there

1661
01:35:23,439 --> 01:35:32,720
are supposedly multiple religions that have this white robed figure

1662
01:35:32,840 --> 01:35:36,359
on a white horse that is supposed to come at

1663
01:35:36,359 --> 01:35:40,720
the end of time and quote unquote save mankind. Yes,

1664
01:35:41,880 --> 01:35:46,640
there's a British author named Benjamin Kremy that says he

1665
01:35:46,800 --> 01:35:51,319
has received visions from a messianic figure, the white horsed,

1666
01:35:51,520 --> 01:35:57,439
white robed figure through some kind of telepathy, and that

1667
01:35:58,039 --> 01:36:03,000
once this figure arrives, it's going to create a utopia

1668
01:36:03,079 --> 01:36:03,680
on earth.

1669
01:36:03,880 --> 01:36:06,119
Speaker 1: It's funny, just if I can cut it here, It's

1670
01:36:06,159 --> 01:36:08,560
odd that he's on a hoss. You know what I mean?

1671
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:09,560
Speaker 10: You know, right?

1672
01:36:09,640 --> 01:36:11,279
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's that seems.

1673
01:36:11,039 --> 01:36:14,399
Speaker 4: To be a commons like a conusual though of when

1674
01:36:15,439 --> 01:36:17,079
somebody significant comes into.

1675
01:36:17,359 --> 01:36:20,439
Speaker 1: French fries up on the horse. Yeah, yeah, what else

1676
01:36:20,439 --> 01:36:23,399
are they going to be? Yeah, they don't rent up,

1677
01:36:23,439 --> 01:36:26,039
they don't drive up. Yeah, hosses kind of courses.

1678
01:36:27,279 --> 01:36:30,000
Speaker 4: You're not gonna do a camel necessarily, No, it's too slow.

1679
01:36:30,159 --> 01:36:35,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead please bread Okay, all right.

1680
01:36:35,319 --> 01:36:39,079
Speaker 10: So before getting into some possible explanations for the phenomenon

1681
01:36:39,119 --> 01:36:43,399
that occurred to Hasna, I wanted to talk about a

1682
01:36:43,399 --> 01:36:49,039
couple of other similar stories. And in Madhya Pradesh, India,

1683
01:36:49,279 --> 01:36:52,319
in twenty seventeen, it was reported that an eleven year

1684
01:36:52,359 --> 01:36:57,479
old girl named Manasi was expelling small white spheres of

1685
01:36:57,600 --> 01:37:02,000
sediment from her eyes every day, sometimes thirty to forty

1686
01:37:02,039 --> 01:37:04,840
a day. And these were like the size of like

1687
01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:09,199
a sunflower seed, like after you took the hull off

1688
01:37:09,199 --> 01:37:13,399
the seed. They were about that big. Okay again, they

1689
01:37:13,399 --> 01:37:15,760
were more circular though, but they were about that size.

1690
01:37:16,199 --> 01:37:23,560
Production of these spheroids began spontaneously and the superstitious villagers

1691
01:37:23,600 --> 01:37:27,359
in her area as well as her family were positive

1692
01:37:27,600 --> 01:37:31,199
that these were due to her possession by a ghost. Yes,

1693
01:37:32,039 --> 01:37:35,159
and because they were superstitious. They refused medical treatment by

1694
01:37:35,199 --> 01:37:39,199
an ophthalmologist, but the village doctor was able to see her,

1695
01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:43,920
although he had no explanation and recommended they see an ophthalmologist.

1696
01:37:46,560 --> 01:37:50,279
The gene of the medical college in job of poor,

1697
01:37:51,520 --> 01:37:54,720
who did not examine her, said that she was probably

1698
01:37:54,760 --> 01:37:59,479
having an allergic reaction to something, and an ophthalmologist who

1699
01:37:59,520 --> 01:38:03,159
did look the case but didn't actually examine her, said

1700
01:38:03,159 --> 01:38:07,239
it was probably due to a vitamin D deficiency. But

1701
01:38:07,439 --> 01:38:09,479
I think that if that was the case, there'd be

1702
01:38:09,520 --> 01:38:13,159
people walking around all over the place white blobs coming

1703
01:38:13,159 --> 01:38:13,800
out of their eyes.

1704
01:38:13,880 --> 01:38:14,239
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

1705
01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:19,680
Speaker 10: Okay, So another example our story is a twenty two

1706
01:38:19,760 --> 01:38:25,760
year old woman named Satinique who was in twenty nineteen

1707
01:38:26,159 --> 01:38:30,720
reported in Armenia to be crying crystal tears as many

1708
01:38:30,760 --> 01:38:35,680
as fifty a day. Her condition reportedly began as she

1709
01:38:35,760 --> 01:38:38,840
was at a dentist dentist appointment and thought that she

1710
01:38:39,199 --> 01:38:42,319
had gotten some dust into her eyes, and after the

1711
01:38:42,359 --> 01:38:45,600
appointment her eyes were painful, so she went to the

1712
01:38:45,600 --> 01:38:51,560
ophthalmologist who removed a few crystals from her eyes. Satniq's

1713
01:38:51,600 --> 01:38:54,239
family was convinced that the crystals got in there while

1714
01:38:54,279 --> 01:38:57,600
she was doing work on the family farm. But doctors

1715
01:38:57,640 --> 01:39:01,119
confirmed that the crystals were actually four in her body

1716
01:39:01,680 --> 01:39:04,920
and working their way out of her body through her eyes.

1717
01:39:06,159 --> 01:39:08,439
They gave her eye drops, but it made it worse

1718
01:39:08,560 --> 01:39:12,000
and actually cause the production of more crystals.

1719
01:39:12,079 --> 01:39:13,199
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, nothing.

1720
01:39:14,960 --> 01:39:18,000
Speaker 10: No doctors in Armenia had seen this condition before, and

1721
01:39:18,039 --> 01:39:19,960
they were at a loss of how to treat it.

1722
01:39:20,840 --> 01:39:23,760
Even after a sample of her tears was sent to

1723
01:39:23,920 --> 01:39:28,239
a lab for compositional analysis, doctors could still not diagnose

1724
01:39:28,239 --> 01:39:32,520
her condition. One doctor speculated that it could be due

1725
01:39:32,560 --> 01:39:36,560
to a build up of salt in her body. There's

1726
01:39:36,600 --> 01:39:39,439
an ophthalmologist that you see Davis School of Medicine who

1727
01:39:39,560 --> 01:39:42,119
did not examine her, but said that if there were

1728
01:39:42,239 --> 01:39:47,359
excess salts in the body, a concentration that was enough

1729
01:39:47,439 --> 01:39:50,760
to expel crystals from your eyes would cause more serious

1730
01:39:50,800 --> 01:39:55,479
conditions than that before that ever happened. Yeah, And he

1731
01:39:55,600 --> 01:39:59,319
concluded it was physically impossible for this to happen because

1732
01:39:59,359 --> 01:40:01,800
there aren't an enough of the correct nutrients in human

1733
01:40:01,840 --> 01:40:04,439
tear film to cause anything to crystallize.

1734
01:40:04,960 --> 01:40:07,720
Speaker 1: So so yeah, yeah, but but but then then then,

1735
01:40:07,800 --> 01:40:11,000
but what's happening? Defined the loss of chemical how do

1736
01:40:11,039 --> 01:40:13,680
they come out of your tardyce too? I mean, served,

1737
01:40:13,720 --> 01:40:15,840
that's going to be right without pain?

1738
01:40:16,119 --> 01:40:19,439
Speaker 10: These you know, the these girls were not in pain

1739
01:40:19,520 --> 01:40:21,520
when these things came out of their eyes.

1740
01:40:22,239 --> 01:40:25,560
Speaker 1: It's not a kidney stone for the eyes kind of

1741
01:40:26,800 --> 01:40:29,119
supposed to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1742
01:40:29,000 --> 01:40:33,399
Speaker 10: Well this might be t m I but I get

1743
01:40:33,439 --> 01:40:36,279
calcium deposits a lot that comes out of my skin

1744
01:40:36,560 --> 01:40:39,600
around my eyes. They will just like come to the

1745
01:40:39,640 --> 01:40:42,880
surface and come out. Maybe nobody wanted to.

1746
01:40:42,880 --> 01:40:48,399
Speaker 1: Hear that this kind of stuff happened, made it. He

1747
01:40:48,479 --> 01:40:52,000
has written an extensive note here so so but but

1748
01:40:52,359 --> 01:40:54,560
so let's just say not to change the subject real quick,

1749
01:40:54,600 --> 01:40:57,279
but I when I hear something like this something happening,

1750
01:40:57,399 --> 01:41:00,560
so I think of the stigmata. The stik matter is

1751
01:41:00,560 --> 01:41:03,640
a thing where people are so religious that they actually

1752
01:41:03,680 --> 01:41:07,119
get the wounds of Christ and the Crucifixion on their fingers,

1753
01:41:07,640 --> 01:41:09,560
on their toes and on their chests.

1754
01:41:09,920 --> 01:41:12,840
Speaker 4: You saw the movie that Gabriel burned and yeah, I

1755
01:41:12,840 --> 01:41:13,720
don't know, I love that.

1756
01:41:14,039 --> 01:41:17,520
Speaker 1: Really, but but but it's like, how can the body,

1757
01:41:17,560 --> 01:41:20,920
how can the mind of the matter. And then I

1758
01:41:20,960 --> 01:41:24,640
also think in Joni Mitchell, who has this really weird

1759
01:41:25,039 --> 01:41:29,600
weird disease where mushrooms grow out of her skin. It's

1760
01:41:29,680 --> 01:41:32,199
really strange. You'll never listen to her again in the

1761
01:41:32,239 --> 01:41:36,359
same way. Believe me. It's a very very strange disease.

1762
01:41:36,800 --> 01:41:39,000
And she's been to a million doctors and they say

1763
01:41:39,119 --> 01:41:41,800
this is mind of a matter. They pay paradise and

1764
01:41:41,840 --> 01:41:46,239
put up a mushroom. It's but so strong, how strong

1765
01:41:46,359 --> 01:41:48,560
that you would get wounds on your hands? I mean,

1766
01:41:48,640 --> 01:41:51,880
how you don't know what's the power of behind something

1767
01:41:51,880 --> 01:41:54,600
like that. Your mind is the power, apparently, but how

1768
01:41:54,680 --> 01:41:57,920
about how powerful we don't know how powerful of mine

1769
01:41:57,960 --> 01:41:58,720
is that.

1770
01:41:59,079 --> 01:42:03,800
Speaker 6: There there's also pseudo pregnancies where will who really really

1771
01:42:03,840 --> 01:42:06,800
want to get pregnant will actually start gaining weight. They'll

1772
01:42:06,880 --> 01:42:10,239
their bodies will mimic all of the sensations of being pregnant.

1773
01:42:10,439 --> 01:42:13,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And we talked about placebos earlier too. It's

1774
01:42:13,840 --> 01:42:15,880
the same thing. Guys to do the same thing with

1775
01:42:15,960 --> 01:42:21,199
their wife gets pregnant. They start going through losing the period.

1776
01:42:22,079 --> 01:42:23,079
Stop stop.

1777
01:42:23,720 --> 01:42:27,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I've heard that that's not do weird stuff.

1778
01:42:27,279 --> 01:42:30,159
Speaker 5: And they start like they're pregnant, They gain weight and

1779
01:42:30,239 --> 01:42:33,920
they have a lot of the side effects.

1780
01:42:34,159 --> 01:42:36,840
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean asked one question, how would you think.

1781
01:42:36,880 --> 01:42:42,000
I don't know. I've never had a kid, so I

1782
01:42:42,000 --> 01:42:42,279
don't know.

1783
01:42:42,760 --> 01:42:44,359
Speaker 4: You're never lactated in your life.

1784
01:42:44,680 --> 01:42:51,800
Speaker 1: No, I don't say. I'm not exactly loactating right now.

1785
01:42:51,960 --> 01:42:58,840
Hey the check nice age, Come on anyway, please, Brandy

1786
01:42:59,199 --> 01:42:59,720
you started?

1787
01:43:00,039 --> 01:43:05,720
Speaker 10: Oh good, We're going to Brazil. In Lynn's Brazil, it

1788
01:43:05,760 --> 01:43:08,920
was reported in twenty twenty three that a thirty five

1789
01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:14,000
year old woman named Laura Ponds expels white plaque crystals

1790
01:43:14,039 --> 01:43:18,279
from her eyes spontaneously, and every time she pulls one out,

1791
01:43:18,399 --> 01:43:22,359
another one is right behind it. When this happens, like

1792
01:43:22,560 --> 01:43:27,079
she kind of has like incidents of this, I guess

1793
01:43:27,159 --> 01:43:30,680
where she can go for days and weeks without anything happening,

1794
01:43:30,680 --> 01:43:32,640
and then all of a sudden she'll feel like a

1795
01:43:32,800 --> 01:43:36,079
swelling up in her eye and this will start happening,

1796
01:43:36,119 --> 01:43:38,119
and then it's really hard for her to get it

1797
01:43:38,159 --> 01:43:43,000
to stop. It's in one of her eyes, and this

1798
01:43:43,279 --> 01:43:46,880
soft plaque material will develop in like her lower lid,

1799
01:43:47,199 --> 01:43:50,439
and once she once it becomes exposed to air, she

1800
01:43:50,479 --> 01:43:54,720
pulls her eyelid down to remove the plaque. I mean,

1801
01:43:54,760 --> 01:43:58,159
and this is plaque that's like the size of your fingernail.

1802
01:43:58,199 --> 01:44:01,039
It's huge. Once she brings it out of her eye,

1803
01:44:01,159 --> 01:44:06,319
it turns hard. It started happening when she was sixteen

1804
01:44:06,439 --> 01:44:10,760
and she was preparing for her sister's first communion. Okay, well,

1805
01:44:10,840 --> 01:44:13,680
it was manifesting only in her right eye at the time,

1806
01:44:14,199 --> 01:44:16,840
and the doctor at the er was so scared because

1807
01:44:16,840 --> 01:44:19,760
he had never seen anything like it. And they visited

1808
01:44:19,920 --> 01:44:23,880
numerous doctors over the years and could not find an explanation.

1809
01:44:24,840 --> 01:44:29,600
And finally she found a doctor that was willing to

1810
01:44:29,920 --> 01:44:35,640
research this. And because there were no other recorded incidents

1811
01:44:35,680 --> 01:44:40,680
of this happening to anybody, sometimes this would go on

1812
01:44:40,880 --> 01:44:44,840
for as long as three months with her. And what

1813
01:44:45,319 --> 01:44:52,079
this new doctor determined was that he was an ophthalmologist,

1814
01:44:52,520 --> 01:44:57,720
was that her tearing response was deficient in certain proteins.

1815
01:44:58,199 --> 01:45:01,119
He said, there's three layers in your tears. Theres a water,

1816
01:45:01,199 --> 01:45:04,439
a protein, and a fat, and hers was deficient in

1817
01:45:04,479 --> 01:45:09,520
these proteins, which leaves out an essential step in the

1818
01:45:09,560 --> 01:45:16,079
production of tears. And instead of this protein being developed,

1819
01:45:16,399 --> 01:45:22,720
her corneas were producing an inordinate amount of keratin. And

1820
01:45:22,800 --> 01:45:25,119
so when that got mixed with the water and fat

1821
01:45:25,199 --> 01:45:28,479
and the tears and minus the proteins, it was causing

1822
01:45:28,520 --> 01:45:32,960
this plaque build up. So there was actually a scientific

1823
01:45:33,119 --> 01:45:35,960
explanation for that one. I mean, they still haven't figured

1824
01:45:35,960 --> 01:45:40,039
out other than maybe trying to figure out how to

1825
01:45:40,479 --> 01:45:44,079
reduce the amount of keratin and increase the amount of

1826
01:45:44,119 --> 01:45:46,680
protein and how to get this to stop.

1827
01:45:47,159 --> 01:45:48,840
Speaker 4: Do they need volunteers to do this?

1828
01:45:49,720 --> 01:45:55,960
Speaker 1: Obviously? Obviously she can't wait contact line because right, yeah,

1829
01:45:56,199 --> 01:46:02,239
it would it would make them so thick they yeah, yeah.

1830
01:46:01,600 --> 01:46:04,840
Speaker 10: When this starts happening, she's basically sequestered to her house

1831
01:46:04,920 --> 01:46:07,920
because she cannot see, and it started happening in the

1832
01:46:07,960 --> 01:46:10,640
other eye, since so now it's happening in both eyes,

1833
01:46:10,720 --> 01:46:13,960
and so when this starts happening, she can't see at

1834
01:46:13,960 --> 01:46:15,239
all while this is happening.

1835
01:46:15,319 --> 01:46:20,960
Speaker 1: So they if they suggested a psychological.

1836
01:46:22,880 --> 01:46:28,239
Speaker 10: Well not for her, but I did, I guess, look

1837
01:46:28,279 --> 01:46:33,439
at possible explanations for the crystals for the other girls,

1838
01:46:34,439 --> 01:46:37,279
and what I thought was weird too, is the examples

1839
01:46:37,319 --> 01:46:40,079
I found were all girls, So I didn't know if

1840
01:46:40,119 --> 01:46:44,960
there was something chemical in that aspect. I had this

1841
01:46:45,039 --> 01:46:48,560
teacher once who was in a car accident long long

1842
01:46:48,600 --> 01:46:52,319
ago when she was younger. But I remember her, you know,

1843
01:46:52,560 --> 01:46:55,920
telling the class you know, don't be scared. Don't be

1844
01:46:56,039 --> 01:46:59,600
scared if you see glass coming out of my skin

1845
01:46:59,680 --> 01:47:02,159
because I was in this car accident and it was

1846
01:47:02,199 --> 01:47:06,640
before they had a shatterproof glass, I guess. And she said,

1847
01:47:06,680 --> 01:47:09,399
glass still comes There was so much glass embedded in

1848
01:47:09,479 --> 01:47:11,760
my skin. The glass still comes out of my.

1849
01:47:11,760 --> 01:47:14,359
Speaker 1: Skin and it just like works.

1850
01:47:14,079 --> 01:47:14,720
Speaker 10: Its way out.

1851
01:47:16,159 --> 01:47:16,600
Speaker 1: Wow.

1852
01:47:17,600 --> 01:47:22,359
Speaker 10: That was one, you know, possible explanation for how this

1853
01:47:22,520 --> 01:47:27,720
was happening to these girls. But in researching and people

1854
01:47:27,760 --> 01:47:30,399
investigating this, none of them had ever been involved in

1855
01:47:30,479 --> 01:47:34,000
anything that would have caused glass to be embedded in

1856
01:47:34,079 --> 01:47:37,800
their skin, so that didn't fit in this scenario. There

1857
01:47:37,840 --> 01:47:41,800
was a guy named Joe Nicol who's a skeptic, and

1858
01:47:41,840 --> 01:47:46,560
he performed a hoax in which he placed crystals in

1859
01:47:46,680 --> 01:47:50,279
the lower lid of a participant and then you know,

1860
01:47:50,399 --> 01:47:54,119
pulled the lid down and made them appear on camera

1861
01:47:54,520 --> 01:47:57,680
like they were being formed in the tear duct. But

1862
01:47:57,720 --> 01:48:00,199
it was a hoax, and so he said, all of

1863
01:48:00,239 --> 01:48:04,479
this is a hoax for attention. But actually ophthalmologists have

1864
01:48:04,600 --> 01:48:09,039
looked at this and these are not these these are

1865
01:48:09,079 --> 01:48:12,920
actually material that's expelled from these girls eyes.

1866
01:48:13,560 --> 01:48:18,119
Speaker 1: Sude, This is more than just your your body overdoing something.

1867
01:48:18,239 --> 01:48:22,640
This is your body doing something that it should be doing,

1868
01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:24,640
you know what I mean. But but yet it is

1869
01:48:24,720 --> 01:48:25,800
doing it right?

1870
01:48:26,520 --> 01:48:28,680
Speaker 10: Could it could be biochemical?

1871
01:48:29,800 --> 01:48:32,960
Speaker 5: There's so many things that people there are people that

1872
01:48:33,039 --> 01:48:37,319
have these diseases and things that are they're one in

1873
01:48:37,800 --> 01:48:41,159
mega millions of people that have. It doesn't make it

1874
01:48:41,199 --> 01:48:44,880
not real. It just makes it. It's incredibly rare. Right,

1875
01:48:45,560 --> 01:48:47,800
some people do crazy stuff.

1876
01:48:47,880 --> 01:48:49,640
Speaker 1: And I'll say so, I'll just give you a real

1877
01:48:49,720 --> 01:48:53,279
quick stories. Sounds weird, but I have a my brother

1878
01:48:53,279 --> 01:48:58,720
in law's wife okay, had somewhere with her eyelid and

1879
01:48:58,760 --> 01:49:03,479
she had to go to an eye a lash specialists Okay,

1880
01:49:03,960 --> 01:49:07,199
And it turned out that it was weird. She was

1881
01:49:07,239 --> 01:49:12,279
a model, and the hot lights and burnt the bottom

1882
01:49:12,319 --> 01:49:17,960
of her eyelashes and infective lights of her eyelashes at

1883
01:49:18,039 --> 01:49:20,760
the bottom of where the eyelashes.

1884
01:49:20,880 --> 01:49:22,880
Speaker 4: Wow.

1885
01:49:23,159 --> 01:49:25,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we had gave her drops and whatever. But

1886
01:49:26,039 --> 01:49:28,960
I said, wow, you went to an eyelash specialist. Three

1887
01:49:29,399 --> 01:49:36,760
the blue cross cover that man care doesn't Yeah, wow,

1888
01:49:37,520 --> 01:49:38,960
go ahead, Brandy, Okay.

1889
01:49:39,039 --> 01:49:45,920
Speaker 10: So there there really isn't one overriding explanation scientifically for

1890
01:49:46,239 --> 01:49:49,720
how this happened, how this happens, But I did come

1891
01:49:49,760 --> 01:49:59,560
across a interesting supernatural explanation. Possibly There is a podcast,

1892
01:50:00,239 --> 01:50:05,680
the Family of take Eta, and it's like channeled messages

1893
01:50:05,840 --> 01:50:10,800
from light beings on this that they tell on this

1894
01:50:10,960 --> 01:50:16,199
relate on this podcast, and one of the messages from

1895
01:50:16,279 --> 01:50:20,199
a galactic light being from the Pleiatees that is totally

1896
01:50:20,279 --> 01:50:24,319
unrelated to these reports of humans crying crystals. I mean,

1897
01:50:24,359 --> 01:50:29,880
I'm I'm pretty sure this podcast had no knowledge that

1898
01:50:30,079 --> 01:50:34,520
this was happening to people. But during this channeling session,

1899
01:50:36,119 --> 01:50:42,279
they got a message from these light beings that the

1900
01:50:42,399 --> 01:50:48,159
light beings hearts were made of crystal, and they use

1901
01:50:48,319 --> 01:50:55,239
crystal as a communication conduit, which is actually possible because

1902
01:50:55,279 --> 01:51:01,159
crystal is a communication device. So when these light beings

1903
01:51:01,239 --> 01:51:06,640
connect with us on Earth through telepathy, they feel they

1904
01:51:06,640 --> 01:51:11,239
can feel our emotions through this crystal communication system that

1905
01:51:11,319 --> 01:51:16,479
they have, and when we expand our consciousness to communicate

1906
01:51:16,560 --> 01:51:21,520
with them, they can feel our emotions and they release

1907
01:51:21,640 --> 01:51:28,520
crystal tears, and as we align with them and actually

1908
01:51:28,760 --> 01:51:35,920
like become one during this communication session with them. That

1909
01:51:36,159 --> 01:51:42,399
actually fits the religious beliefs of the messianic Nitrea, whose

1910
01:51:42,880 --> 01:51:46,439
arrival is supposed to cause like an increased communication and

1911
01:51:46,479 --> 01:51:52,680
compassion and sense of utopia. And it might be that

1912
01:51:52,760 --> 01:51:57,479
this Hasna girl actually was visited by a spiritual apparition

1913
01:51:57,720 --> 01:52:02,119
who felt a con just this expanded connection with her

1914
01:52:03,079 --> 01:52:06,079
because he said he's the one that created the crystals

1915
01:52:06,279 --> 01:52:09,800
in her eyes. Wow, And maybe they were just so

1916
01:52:10,000 --> 01:52:15,520
connected that he, you know, he had his own crystal tears,

1917
01:52:15,560 --> 01:52:19,439
but created hers as well. And it also fits with

1918
01:52:19,479 --> 01:52:27,119
that Benjamin Cremey telepathic communication where the messianic figure said

1919
01:52:27,279 --> 01:52:30,479
they were that a sense of utopia was going to

1920
01:52:30,520 --> 01:52:34,960
be created when everything happened. So today there is no

1921
01:52:35,119 --> 01:52:38,680
proven or supported medical explanation for across the board for

1922
01:52:38,760 --> 01:52:41,800
the cases of the people who cry crystal tears. But

1923
01:52:41,920 --> 01:52:45,359
maybe the explanation isn't medical.

1924
01:52:45,680 --> 01:52:48,720
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, it's got to be by Dova Mata.

1925
01:52:48,760 --> 01:52:51,239
It has to be in a way, right, what else

1926
01:52:51,199 --> 01:52:51,640
is going to be?

1927
01:52:52,359 --> 01:52:54,520
Speaker 10: I don't But they weren't even thinking about It's not

1928
01:52:54,560 --> 01:52:57,600
like they were like I'm going to create eyes. You know,

1929
01:52:57,960 --> 01:53:00,319
they just happened. So I don't know.

1930
01:53:00,640 --> 01:53:03,680
Speaker 4: Is it like the concept of being possessed and all

1931
01:53:03,680 --> 01:53:08,479
of a sudden you're possessed with certain attributes that you

1932
01:53:08,640 --> 01:53:11,239
seem to be non human but maybe they are because

1933
01:53:11,239 --> 01:53:13,159
we don't we don't really know.

1934
01:53:13,560 --> 01:53:16,560
Speaker 10: Well, the girl, her family thought she was possessed, the

1935
01:53:16,600 --> 01:53:19,640
one that was crying the you know, the little white

1936
01:53:21,560 --> 01:53:25,760
basically stones. Yeah, wow, and they thought she was who knows.

1937
01:53:25,960 --> 01:53:26,399
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1938
01:53:26,600 --> 01:53:27,640
Speaker 10: I wish I had an answer.

1939
01:53:27,920 --> 01:53:32,000
Speaker 1: But if they found it keratin and then one person's

1940
01:53:32,960 --> 01:53:36,479
I mean, carten just an overload of something your body

1941
01:53:36,520 --> 01:53:40,880
produced to some degree. But I know women that pay

1942
01:53:40,920 --> 01:53:44,119
a lot of money to have a carroten treatment done

1943
01:53:44,159 --> 01:53:44,720
in their hair.

1944
01:53:46,439 --> 01:53:50,560
Speaker 10: I'll caution you. There is a great YouTube video about

1945
01:53:50,560 --> 01:53:55,680
this girl, this Laura from Brazil that has that had

1946
01:53:55,720 --> 01:53:59,800
the keratin plaque coming out of her eyes. It is

1947
01:54:00,479 --> 01:54:05,680
just Google or YouTube that video. It's unbelievable. You can't

1948
01:54:05,680 --> 01:54:07,159
believe the stuff's coming out of her eye.

1949
01:54:07,319 --> 01:54:12,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, weird, Well, the stuff's coming out of Al's eyes

1950
01:54:12,479 --> 01:54:17,119
right now. What is blood? Blood is bloody, don't worry,

1951
01:54:17,159 --> 01:54:18,640
it is blood. You know.

1952
01:54:18,680 --> 01:54:24,159
Speaker 5: I stopped wearing contact lenses because I started wearing contacts

1953
01:54:24,159 --> 01:54:27,720
when I was a teenager, and in those days, you

1954
01:54:27,800 --> 01:54:33,119
had hard contact lenses that were extremely painful when you

1955
01:54:33,119 --> 01:54:38,199
put them in your eyes teared, yes, like forever, go ahead,

1956
01:54:38,199 --> 01:54:39,640
and then found you could wear them for an hour

1957
01:54:39,680 --> 01:54:44,880
and then two hours and three hours, and those you

1958
01:54:45,000 --> 01:54:47,600
had to either replace those or you had to do

1959
01:54:47,640 --> 01:54:52,520
something with them, because your eye would form a secretion

1960
01:54:52,640 --> 01:54:56,520
over them, a concretion that would make them more uncomfortable

1961
01:54:57,920 --> 01:54:59,680
trying to wash them out. And that's what your eye

1962
01:54:59,680 --> 01:55:02,520
does when there's an irritation in there. It's almost like, uh,

1963
01:55:04,479 --> 01:55:06,560
you know, like I coachs it to make it not

1964
01:55:06,760 --> 01:55:11,520
bother you funny. And then they came out with soft lenses, yes,

1965
01:55:12,680 --> 01:55:15,760
and I ended up I got soft lenses for the

1966
01:55:15,760 --> 01:55:17,479
first time, and it was like, oh my god, these

1967
01:55:17,479 --> 01:55:20,239
are It's a whole new world, right. And then they

1968
01:55:20,239 --> 01:55:25,199
came out with extended where soft contacts. We're supposed to

1969
01:55:25,199 --> 01:55:27,359
be able to leave in for a couple of days, right,

1970
01:55:27,600 --> 01:55:29,560
And I'd leave him in for a month or two months,

1971
01:55:29,600 --> 01:55:32,239
and those, you know, and I forget about it, like

1972
01:55:32,319 --> 01:55:33,720
because I could wake up in the morning and I

1973
01:55:33,720 --> 01:55:38,159
could look at the at the see uh the clock,

1974
01:55:38,199 --> 01:55:40,520
and I could see what time it was probed to

1975
01:55:40,600 --> 01:55:42,800
leave them in for months, and then when I would

1976
01:55:42,840 --> 01:55:44,840
take him out, my eyes would go absolutely crazy.

1977
01:55:44,960 --> 01:55:47,560
Speaker 1: Kids don't to this at all, because the you know,

1978
01:55:47,800 --> 01:55:50,279
the wind would hit him, And so why do you

1979
01:55:50,359 --> 01:55:53,479
why do you have the Carol Chanty glasses on them?

1980
01:55:53,720 --> 01:55:57,399
I pretty much gave up wearing them. I mean you

1981
01:55:57,439 --> 01:56:00,600
know when I now there were the point where they

1982
01:56:00,680 --> 01:56:04,439
have throwaway daily lenses. Yeah right, yeah that sounds But

1983
01:56:04,439 --> 01:56:06,760
they're also not cheap, right, there are a ton of money.

1984
01:56:06,840 --> 01:56:11,239
How about readers for like six or eighteen dollars on Amazon? Well,

1985
01:56:11,520 --> 01:56:15,439
I can you can? You know? If I take these off.

1986
01:56:15,760 --> 01:56:18,359
Speaker 4: I get real fine pairs for that money. How many

1987
01:56:18,880 --> 01:56:21,359
about twenty? I mean you get a six pack like

1988
01:56:21,399 --> 01:56:24,399
switches gotten a couple of times, yes, one one and

1989
01:56:24,399 --> 01:56:26,359
a half readers like the ones I'm wearing this.

1990
01:56:26,439 --> 01:56:30,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went to the little thing, all right, so

1991
01:56:30,600 --> 01:56:34,720
cheap it's like, yeah, no, they were.

1992
01:56:35,239 --> 01:56:39,279
Speaker 4: Six pack of them. Yeah, and you get at least

1993
01:56:39,279 --> 01:56:39,840
one case.

1994
01:56:39,880 --> 01:56:42,680
Speaker 1: What number is it, right, ye? A little a little.

1995
01:56:42,520 --> 01:56:43,199
Speaker 4: One little case?

1996
01:56:43,880 --> 01:56:47,640
Speaker 1: What number is it? Just just google Amazon? I know

1997
01:56:47,640 --> 01:56:50,520
about what number is the prescriptions? One and a half?

1998
01:56:51,000 --> 01:56:53,720
How about one point five? Really? One point five? One

1999
01:56:53,760 --> 01:56:58,880
point five? Really? You can see distance? One one? You

2000
01:56:58,880 --> 01:57:01,920
can see distance without a yeah? Yeah yeah my case.

2001
01:57:02,600 --> 01:57:06,359
In my case, I can't see distance, So I'm holding

2002
01:57:06,399 --> 01:57:11,560
up the bill. See it if I tax and tip

2003
01:57:11,600 --> 01:57:11,840
on them.

2004
01:57:12,600 --> 01:57:15,479
Speaker 5: If I take these glasses off, I can read real fine,

2005
01:57:16,359 --> 01:57:18,359
but I can't see distance. So I put these on,

2006
01:57:18,439 --> 01:57:20,119
and I can see distance, but I can't read.

2007
01:57:20,319 --> 01:57:20,520
Speaker 1: I can.

2008
01:57:20,800 --> 01:57:22,920
Speaker 4: I used to have to wear glasses for distance and

2009
01:57:22,960 --> 01:57:26,159
for reading. Okay, I got older and it started. All

2010
01:57:26,199 --> 01:57:28,800
started when I couldn't read road signs. It was really

2011
01:57:28,880 --> 01:57:31,079
on top of the you know. The next thing I

2012
01:57:31,079 --> 01:57:35,880
couldn't read. I got this was like, you know, twenty

2013
01:57:36,000 --> 01:57:39,560
twenty five, thirty years ago, I started wearing glasses for distance.

2014
01:57:39,800 --> 01:57:43,760
Right then it improved and improved over the years. Glasses

2015
01:57:43,800 --> 01:57:46,720
for distance but no longer necessary. But I still have

2016
01:57:46,760 --> 01:57:49,319
to wear readers. So I was doing both.

2017
01:57:49,399 --> 01:57:51,880
Speaker 1: I was like, right, this this.

2018
01:57:51,920 --> 01:57:55,840
Speaker 5: Is even if I wear once again, I puts in.

2019
01:57:56,239 --> 01:57:58,640
I can see distance, but I can't read. So then

2020
01:57:58,680 --> 01:58:00,800
I need cheaters to read.

2021
01:58:01,239 --> 01:58:01,800
Speaker 1: And it's like.

2022
01:58:03,680 --> 01:58:03,880
Speaker 8: The other.

2023
01:58:05,880 --> 01:58:08,960
Speaker 4: Every room of the house, including the bathroom, I have readers, Yes,

2024
01:58:09,760 --> 01:58:12,840
in every in every coat pocket. That's why I gave

2025
01:58:12,920 --> 01:58:16,680
up on in my overhead compartment, in the car, everywhere

2026
01:58:16,800 --> 01:58:20,159
I have, and I keep it in my jeans pocket.

2027
01:58:20,880 --> 01:58:25,439
Speaker 10: Well, this is actually sound a lot easier, don't they.

2028
01:58:25,479 --> 01:58:28,359
Speaker 1: Well, the glasses. I can take them off from and

2029
01:58:28,399 --> 01:58:30,600
I can put them on and see distance. I'm glad.

2030
01:58:30,640 --> 01:58:34,199
We're getting lazy as I get old. Listen on that note,

2031
01:58:35,079 --> 01:58:37,800
should we uh kind of wrap it up? Okay?

2032
01:58:38,399 --> 01:58:40,399
Speaker 4: Right, so you're you see you're a two point five?

2033
01:58:40,760 --> 01:58:43,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the matter with you? What? What's one point

2034
01:58:43,039 --> 01:58:46,319
five meaning two point five? Yeah? I do a lot

2035
01:58:46,319 --> 01:58:52,039
of intensive reading. Computer monitors from getting better like you

2036
01:58:52,760 --> 01:58:55,800
getting there is the only guy was written a lot

2037
01:58:55,800 --> 01:58:58,640
of reading, a lot of reading. I'm waiting for cataract

2038
01:58:58,720 --> 01:59:01,159
surgery someday. Really, yeah, because then they put a new

2039
01:59:01,239 --> 01:59:03,479
lens in your eye too, and you can you can

2040
01:59:03,520 --> 01:59:08,319
correct your distance visions off there about that? You do what?

2041
01:59:08,640 --> 01:59:11,720
I have surgery three years ago? Oh did you have

2042
01:59:11,840 --> 01:59:12,640
to work out?

2043
01:59:12,960 --> 01:59:14,600
Speaker 7: I have twenty twenty vision now?

2044
01:59:14,920 --> 01:59:15,439
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.

2045
01:59:15,520 --> 01:59:18,640
Speaker 7: I wore contact lenses for twenty years, and I wore

2046
01:59:18,720 --> 01:59:23,880
the ones called monovision. One eye is distance and one eye.

2047
01:59:23,840 --> 01:59:25,159
Speaker 1: Is for reading. Right, that's crazy.

2048
01:59:25,279 --> 01:59:27,560
Speaker 7: Never do that, Yes, And I did that for years.

2049
01:59:27,560 --> 01:59:28,199
Speaker 1: It was great.

2050
01:59:28,359 --> 01:59:31,600
Speaker 7: So when I went in for the cataract surgery, they

2051
01:59:31,640 --> 01:59:34,199
asked me if I wanted the cataract surgery mono.

2052
01:59:34,279 --> 01:59:34,920
Speaker 1: I said yes.

2053
01:59:35,560 --> 01:59:39,159
Speaker 7: So after the surgery, I now see twenty twenty, don't

2054
01:59:39,159 --> 01:59:43,159
need reading glasses or anything. My wife had the same surgery, yes,

2055
01:59:43,199 --> 01:59:45,560
at the same time, but she didn't ask for the mono,

2056
01:59:46,039 --> 01:59:49,479
so she still has to wear reading glasses. But I'll

2057
01:59:49,520 --> 01:59:51,880
tell you it's been over three years and I have

2058
01:59:51,960 --> 01:59:53,199
perfect vision now.

2059
01:59:53,199 --> 01:59:58,279
Speaker 1: Really yeah, yeah, cataracts is a big deal. Now, yeah,

2060
01:59:58,479 --> 02:00:02,279
it's a miracle. I'll tell you, Hey, hey, hey, club,

2061
02:00:02,319 --> 02:00:04,439
this is our this is our waved the hand? Did

2062
02:00:04,520 --> 02:00:04,960
you see me?

2063
02:00:07,520 --> 02:00:09,600
Speaker 7: Can I just can I just follow up at one

2064
02:00:09,600 --> 02:00:13,479
thing time is briefly, but I wanted to follow up

2065
02:00:13,479 --> 02:00:18,079
on what Alan said great discussions and about the worms

2066
02:00:18,119 --> 02:00:21,039
and now the chickens with the head cut off, because

2067
02:00:21,079 --> 02:00:24,359
I've been doing some research on that and and I

2068
02:00:24,479 --> 02:00:26,560
know al you know you talk about the chickens that

2069
02:00:26,760 --> 02:00:29,920
can walk around for all that time, I found out

2070
02:00:29,920 --> 02:00:33,720
for my research there were humans also in the same situation.

2071
02:00:33,840 --> 02:00:35,680
They get their head cut off and they still can

2072
02:00:36,239 --> 02:00:39,960
really maneuver around. The biggest case that I saw is

2073
02:00:40,000 --> 02:00:42,279
the one Lorena Bobbitt's husband.

2074
02:00:44,840 --> 02:00:47,920
Speaker 1: Is that the real head the head? Wow? And I

2075
02:00:47,960 --> 02:00:50,520
was afraid you want to go political along this, but

2076
02:00:50,600 --> 02:00:53,720
instead you went right for the no, I get into facts.

2077
02:00:53,800 --> 02:00:57,000
Right for the head, right for the dick job, last

2078
02:00:57,119 --> 02:00:59,119
last thing that's.

2079
02:00:58,840 --> 02:01:01,359
Speaker 10: A violation of the switch.

2080
02:01:01,520 --> 02:01:05,439
Speaker 5: Here are you the last thing? Like about lay six?

2081
02:01:07,279 --> 02:01:12,960
I think Kim or his wife every time surgery, every

2082
02:01:12,960 --> 02:01:16,600
time I've gone to my eye doctor for a check up,

2083
02:01:17,319 --> 02:01:21,520
every eye doctor that I've gone to that's wearing glasses,

2084
02:01:22,319 --> 02:01:25,800
I say to them, you know what about you know

2085
02:01:26,359 --> 02:01:30,279
what about this lay six thing? And if the eye

2086
02:01:30,279 --> 02:01:34,439
doctors aren't getting it, then because they're wearing glasses, I'm like,

2087
02:01:34,640 --> 02:01:35,640
why aren't you getting it?

2088
02:01:35,720 --> 02:01:40,000
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not quite so sure. Done, I see you later.

2089
02:01:41,079 --> 02:01:44,039
My eye doctor won't do it because they say, you know,

2090
02:01:44,680 --> 02:01:47,880
they'll be and it could be an issue of you

2091
02:01:47,920 --> 02:01:51,880
see star night Like a lot of people see shadow.

2092
02:01:52,159 --> 02:01:55,159
I see that stops sitting when they're driving at night.

2093
02:01:57,439 --> 02:02:00,000
On that note, I'm waiting for the thank you for

2094
02:02:00,079 --> 02:02:02,760
the cataracts, but I don't want a cataract. I want

2095
02:02:02,760 --> 02:02:12,640
to Chevrolet. Wow. Okay, yes, thank you all. Let's start

2096
02:02:12,720 --> 02:02:14,279
here in an orderly fashion.

2097
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't know why getting always Wow?

2098
02:02:19,199 --> 02:02:22,680
Speaker 1: What happened? There's another beer? Just suddenly I had that

2099
02:02:22,840 --> 02:02:26,000
holy before I got that? Okay, all right, Okay, have it.

2100
02:02:26,319 --> 02:02:28,079
We have a miraculous beer.

2101
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Speaker 10: The end of the world.

2102
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Speaker 1: I mean seriously, a beer just materialized, drowning and commodity rise.

2103
02:02:37,600 --> 02:02:39,720
It's not some cheap, you know, light beer.

2104
02:02:39,720 --> 02:02:44,880
Speaker 4: It's still couldn't you marriage imagine prohibition but that was

2105
02:02:44,920 --> 02:02:46,159
all about.

2106
02:02:45,920 --> 02:02:48,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're making it at home in baptubs. It's like

2107
02:02:48,399 --> 02:02:48,920
the Three.

2108
02:02:48,760 --> 02:02:53,600
Speaker 5: Stooges did cookies.

2109
02:02:55,039 --> 02:02:59,960
Speaker 1: Exactly this cooking beer two O two. The first student

2110
02:03:00,119 --> 02:03:04,560
his reference. Okay, thank you, Kim and Sarah, please thank

2111
02:03:04,600 --> 02:03:07,319
you for joining us. Thank you so much.

2112
02:03:08,279 --> 02:03:10,520
Speaker 6: Lots of interesting topics discussed.

2113
02:03:10,119 --> 02:03:12,880
Speaker 4: This evening, keeping the relationship with Canada open.

2114
02:03:13,199 --> 02:03:16,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll open our show with the last hope. Right,

2115
02:03:17,399 --> 02:03:20,079
our neighbors to the north, as they say, right, tell

2116
02:03:20,119 --> 02:03:22,800
us about the big worms. It's cool. Thank you very much.

2117
02:03:23,279 --> 02:03:25,199
We're going to clap you for the seventh time.

2118
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Speaker 6: Oh, thank you.

2119
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Speaker 1: If you move to Greenland, it will be eight times.

2120
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Thank you for joining us. We appreciate it. Thank you,

2121
02:03:36,000 --> 02:03:39,760
thank you, thank you. Okay, also thank you to Brandy.

2122
02:03:39,840 --> 02:03:41,520
Thank you Brandy for joining us.

2123
02:03:41,960 --> 02:03:44,439
Speaker 10: Thank you everybody. I had such a great time. I

2124
02:03:44,479 --> 02:03:46,439
will miss you until I get to see you again.

2125
02:03:46,520 --> 02:03:48,760
Speaker 1: Well, same here. We didn't come it on your head though,

2126
02:03:48,840 --> 02:03:50,760
but it's kind of Oh, there's the hot, this is

2127
02:03:50,760 --> 02:03:52,560
the hot. Thank you Brandy for the like a picture

2128
02:03:52,560 --> 02:03:56,560
of that. Thank you so much. We'll talk to you

2129
02:03:56,680 --> 02:04:00,600
very very soon and we will be see and we

2130
02:04:00,640 --> 02:04:04,399
will cry crystal tears until we see you.

2131
02:04:04,439 --> 02:04:07,479
Speaker 4: Can we make can you make money off of crystal tears?

2132
02:04:07,720 --> 02:04:10,039
Speaker 1: We can't know? It has like a bowl or something

2133
02:04:10,079 --> 02:04:13,159
and collect collect them and to.

2134
02:04:12,680 --> 02:04:14,439
Speaker 4: Bring it to a jewelry store and say hey, can

2135
02:04:14,479 --> 02:04:14,920
you make some.

2136
02:04:17,840 --> 02:04:22,279
Speaker 1: That's the question? Wow, make them into jewelry, jewelry.

2137
02:04:22,319 --> 02:04:26,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, crystal tears full of ideas?

2138
02:04:26,279 --> 02:04:29,000
Speaker 1: Good for a band, soft rock? What was full of

2139
02:04:29,000 --> 02:04:33,520
terystal tears? Crystal tears? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah because

2140
02:04:33,560 --> 02:04:36,439
a lot of keyboards yard the keyboards stuff. Yeah yeah.

2141
02:04:39,359 --> 02:04:43,399
Christ album would be love CLEANINGX love Cleaning. I always

2142
02:04:43,479 --> 02:04:50,399
like that. Brandy. Thank you, Susan Kay, Thank you, Susan Kay,

2143
02:04:50,479 --> 02:04:53,239
Thank you, Susan. Thank you so much for I'm sharing

2144
02:04:53,319 --> 02:04:54,359
off the ya. We appreciate.

2145
02:04:55,279 --> 02:05:00,399
Speaker 9: Oh, I appreciate being here and you just make me.

2146
02:05:00,920 --> 02:05:03,800
You all make me so happy. It's such an honor

2147
02:05:03,880 --> 02:05:07,000
to be here. And I can't wait to see you again.

2148
02:05:06,760 --> 02:05:10,079
Speaker 4: Next week wow, same here. Can we make what she

2149
02:05:10,199 --> 02:05:10,920
just said a drop?

2150
02:05:11,800 --> 02:05:15,119
Speaker 1: A drop? Yes, thank you, Susan, Thank you, Susan. We

2151
02:05:15,159 --> 02:05:18,000
appreciate it. Thank you. We watch you here every week too, Yes,

2152
02:05:18,079 --> 02:05:21,760
we do. We do. Also, I about.

2153
02:05:21,520 --> 02:05:25,399
Speaker 4: Another guy from North Carolina. We lived there for a while,

2154
02:05:25,520 --> 02:05:29,680
from this area, and sadly he moved back. But this

2155
02:05:29,720 --> 02:05:32,920
was thirty years ago. Okay, two hours.

2156
02:05:34,920 --> 02:05:41,000
Speaker 1: Meeting a lot of people from North Carolina. Really yeah, club,

2157
02:05:41,039 --> 02:05:43,880
Thank you, club, close, thank you.

2158
02:05:44,520 --> 02:05:48,000
Speaker 7: Show has been so informative tonight, I can't. I got

2159
02:05:48,039 --> 02:05:52,079
to think about everything that I've learned tonight. Okay, really yeah, significant, Yeah,

2160
02:05:52,159 --> 02:05:56,399
that's great contributions from our team.

2161
02:05:56,840 --> 02:05:59,319
Speaker 1: Well. I was gonna say we're gonna cry crystal tears

2162
02:05:59,359 --> 02:06:01,439
over you, but I think the plaque tears would be.

2163
02:06:03,720 --> 02:06:06,279
Speaker 4: There must be a country song called crying crystal tears.

2164
02:06:06,319 --> 02:06:11,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gotta be. Yeah, thank you club. Hopefully that

2165
02:06:11,920 --> 02:06:14,079
shirt will be hanging next time we see you.

2166
02:06:15,159 --> 02:06:17,319
Speaker 7: I'm not like you, that'll be hanging all year.

2167
02:06:17,479 --> 02:06:21,680
Speaker 1: We lose, oh wow, to lose. They just he just

2168
02:06:21,720 --> 02:06:22,840
put it up two weeks ago.

2169
02:06:22,880 --> 02:06:26,560
Speaker 7: Come on, it's been here for a long time.

2170
02:06:26,720 --> 02:06:29,640
Speaker 1: Out of Cambridge at a camera rage.

2171
02:06:29,680 --> 02:06:32,159
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm surprised you would have a bubble head doll

2172
02:06:32,199 --> 02:06:37,840
of Drake May and booty and digs take your booty

2173
02:06:37,520 --> 02:06:38,399
by one.

2174
02:06:38,600 --> 02:06:40,880
Speaker 1: Okay, wait till next week. Let's see what Drake May.

2175
02:06:40,960 --> 02:06:44,680
The guy is blowing my mind? Well he said mine. Okay,

2176
02:06:45,279 --> 02:06:50,359
thank you, club, We appreciate AL, thank you, AL, thank you, AL.

2177
02:06:51,119 --> 02:06:55,680
Glad to be here, Mack. Okay, are you really break

2178
02:06:55,760 --> 02:06:59,479
this all this time? Now? Okay, thank you, we appreciate it.

2179
02:06:59,840 --> 02:07:02,359
And one one of course, thank you. I always glad

2180
02:07:02,399 --> 02:07:03,239
to be here. I lifted this.

2181
02:07:03,439 --> 02:07:08,680
Speaker 4: It's on my calendar as a very important event. Yeah,

2182
02:07:08,880 --> 02:07:09,600
not to be missed.

2183
02:07:11,399 --> 02:07:15,279
Speaker 1: So in uh celebration of this great show. No plugs, tod.

2184
02:07:15,439 --> 02:07:18,960
How's that right? No plugs? Right? So until you hear

2185
02:07:19,039 --> 02:07:21,359
us next time. This is Max from the entire gang

2186
02:07:21,479 --> 02:07:25,119
and coming as soon as marry the Medium, uh you know,

2187
02:07:25,199 --> 02:07:28,079
appearance number three. Yep, this is gonna be. We're gonna

2188
02:07:28,079 --> 02:07:30,199
have to bring cheers in here because we're the next week.

2189
02:07:30,239 --> 02:07:33,479
It's yeah, next week, yes, the next week yep, and

2190
02:07:33,840 --> 02:07:36,479
uh let's be you know we we we've we've told

2191
02:07:36,520 --> 02:07:39,199
the stories about her. We'll tell them more next week

2192
02:07:39,239 --> 02:07:42,520
as a lead up. But she's incredible. She has some

2193
02:07:42,600 --> 02:07:46,199
kind of thing going Marry the medium.

2194
02:07:45,680 --> 02:07:48,000
Speaker 8: Does he know about the outcome of Oh.

2195
02:07:47,960 --> 02:07:53,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, yep, absolutely, yep. I mean, real quick, Marry

2196
02:07:53,039 --> 02:07:55,600
the medium said to you know, almost at the end

2197
02:07:55,640 --> 02:07:58,119
of the show a few weeks ago, said to Susan,

2198
02:07:59,199 --> 02:08:01,199
do you have any kids around your house? And you

2199
02:08:01,279 --> 02:08:04,159
said no. You said no, that would be impossible, that

2200
02:08:04,159 --> 02:08:07,439
would be a miracle, right, And she says, I see

2201
02:08:07,479 --> 02:08:11,520
a young child in your house running around a baby,

2202
02:08:11,840 --> 02:08:13,720
and what happened a week later? You would give them

2203
02:08:13,720 --> 02:08:17,880
like temporary custody of a young child, right, I mean

2204
02:08:17,960 --> 02:08:24,479
what I mean, what.

2205
02:08:23,199 --> 02:08:23,800
Speaker 4: A prediction?

2206
02:08:24,039 --> 02:08:24,640
Speaker 1: Really weird?

2207
02:08:24,720 --> 02:08:27,159
Speaker 4: You have a prediction where you think the obvious outcome

2208
02:08:27,840 --> 02:08:32,039
can't happen, because how we think that's the only way

2209
02:08:32,039 --> 02:08:34,279
you could have that prediction fulfilled.

2210
02:08:34,319 --> 02:08:36,840
Speaker 1: But something comes out of the blue and fulfills the prediction,

2211
02:08:37,000 --> 02:08:40,720
you know. I mean, it's weird. Man, think about mac.

2212
02:08:40,640 --> 02:08:43,720
Speaker 9: And I was like, I love Mary, but sorry she

2213
02:08:44,079 --> 02:08:47,800
was off target, was.

2214
02:08:47,880 --> 02:08:52,800
Speaker 1: On how weird is that? So? Anyway, yeah, that's next week.

2215
02:08:53,279 --> 02:08:56,720
So uh until then, this is Max saying, uh, well

2216
02:08:56,760 --> 02:09:05,760
until then, be safe, be happy, and by bye. Okay. Yeah,