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Speaker 3: So the last episode we did we haven't actually edited
Speaker 3: yet because it's still it's still on the drive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we.
Speaker 3: Recorded the predictions episode kind of for the election. We
Speaker 3: barely we didn't be a little light glaze of that.
Speaker 3: We just projected that of what we thought. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: a light prediction. Derek left in the middle of it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like towards the end of it.
Speaker 1: Mor yeah, I guess so. And we were we were wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're wrong. Were just wrong.
Speaker 5: We were wrong, and you were very wrong things. There
Speaker 5: were so many things that a lot of people didn't
Speaker 5: take into consideration. And my mom called me all annoyed
Speaker 5: this morning and I told her the same thing that
Speaker 5: I think the biggest thing, and this was my line
Speaker 5: of thinking. Of course I understood how you know, sexist
Speaker 5: America is, but I remember Hillary Clinton was won the
Speaker 5: popular vote in twenty sixteen. Harris is much more popular
Speaker 5: than Hilly Clinton, so it wasn't out of the possible
Speaker 5: realm of possibility that she definitely win, And it seemed
Speaker 5: like yeah, and then I then now reflecting on the
Speaker 5: numbers and seeing that, oh there's there was people, there
Speaker 5: were people, there's plenty of people that are never gonna
Speaker 5: vote for a woman.
Speaker 1: And I was like, that is true.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, Derek, Yeah, Look, I think ultimately it's
Speaker 3: just like a lot of people.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, there's a lot of stupid people.
Speaker 3: So it's like, you know, we'll see I'm really I'm
Speaker 3: personally I know this don't really mean, but like I'm
Speaker 3: really excited for things to get really hard for these
Speaker 3: people because they will and that's kind of the unfortunate reality.
Speaker 3: And they might not even realize that it's because of it,
Speaker 3: but they'll probably be dead because RFK is gonna put
Speaker 3: like a fucking sandwich in their fucking water suppliers.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be crazy.
Speaker 5: Dude, dude, I think we're gonna have another polio epidemic. Oh,
Speaker 5: for sure, we're gonna have another.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be another pandemic, for sure. Sure, multiple of
Speaker 1: multiple diseases. That's the thing.
Speaker 5: It's not gonna just be one, like, oh no, it's
Speaker 5: gonna be everything you can think of. People are gonna
Speaker 5: get mu dumber because I think Elon was gonna be
Speaker 5: in charge of education or something. They're calling it like
Speaker 5: a new sweeping thing. It's like it's like, what is
Speaker 5: it called the competency or something? I forgot what it
Speaker 5: was a word. It's like an all encompassing thing. The
Speaker 5: billionaire that clearly doesn't know what he's doing and he
Speaker 5: just has smart people running his companies for him.
Speaker 1: M hmm, is going to set policy apparently.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it seems like an obvious rule for
Speaker 3: like deal breaker for any sane person. It's like, I mean,
Speaker 3: it's whatever, it's not the same country, and it's fine.
Speaker 1: It's not that, it's what it is.
Speaker 4: I put money down on this happening, so like that way,
Speaker 4: if I lost, I could still make out some money.
Speaker 1: Thank fucking god, I did that. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh man, it is what it is. It's it is it.
Speaker 5: I mean, like we we are, we're in a privileged
Speaker 5: position to say it is what it is.
Speaker 1: I know for sure, Well, yeah, for sure, we're in California.
Speaker 3: We're not gonna affected by even enough fraction of this year.
Speaker 1: California. We're not doing bad financially, so we're just gonna watch.
Speaker 1: We're gonna wafer. I did.
Speaker 4: I did a stream during the election night. It was
Speaker 4: like one of the biggest streams I've I've done in
Speaker 4: a while.
Speaker 5: Is it's like, you know, getting a little yeah, I mean,
Speaker 5: it's gonna be lucrative for some people. It's it was
Speaker 5: interesting seeing a lot of them. I started looking at
Speaker 5: a lot of reasonable commentators and all of them kind
Speaker 5: of had the kind of vibe that I had. It
Speaker 5: was very tranquil like obviously they're massively disappointed, but they
Speaker 5: were just very tranquil because it was kind of like
Speaker 5: I've always known how insanely retarded people are in this country, right,
Speaker 5: but you're like, now you kind of just accepted this
Speaker 5: level of it where you're like, oh, okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's it is.
Speaker 5: It shouldn't exist in this realm, Like this level of
Speaker 5: stupidity shouldn't exist in reality, but it's here and so
Speaker 5: which makes it real, which it makes it much easier
Speaker 5: to accept.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, yeah, I'm not gonna serve the capital
Speaker 3: like a fucking retar.
Speaker 1: No, like we're not.
Speaker 5: The problem with like people that aren't Maga heads and
Speaker 5: ship is that they keep you know, you have to
Speaker 5: accept the lesser to two evils. You just kind of
Speaker 5: have to like go for it. And then those fucking
Speaker 5: people aren't gonna try very hard because they know we're
Speaker 5: gonna cast their votes from regardless. So like even Kamala,
Speaker 5: why she didn't you know, why she didn't just obviously
Speaker 5: just lie at the very least be a politician and
Speaker 5: lie and say the first thing like Obama, Yeah, Obama's
Speaker 5: the first thing he's gonna do is stop the wars. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And you can take that to the bike man. I
Speaker 5: was like, hell, yeah, let's let's go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just didn't do it, and then I do it.
Speaker 1: Of course he didn't do it.
Speaker 5: And then so if she just would have went like
Speaker 5: that about like Israel Palestine, if she would have just
Speaker 5: lied just for for the sake of not having that
Speaker 5: orange dickhead, Yeah, you just gotta lie.
Speaker 1: Like realize, I've come to realize you just gotta lie
Speaker 1: to like it's not you have to.
Speaker 3: Win the presidency with like I have concepts of a plan,
Speaker 3: then why even have a plan in the first place,
Speaker 3: Like why just just improv say, unfortunate, are you gonna
Speaker 3: are you gonna are you gonna eliminate taxes?
Speaker 1: Yes, like yeah, just get the fucking an idiot that's idiots.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta get them on your side because unfortunately, look,
Speaker 5: the fucking that nothing but lies on the right. Of
Speaker 5: course whatever we know, blah blah blah, the left kind
Speaker 5: of teetering. And then you have a lot of the
Speaker 5: the democratic uh constituents trying to hold their feet to
Speaker 5: the fire, and I'm like, just fucking come on them,
Speaker 5: just give them sweet nothings, just like so we can
Speaker 5: at least like I was like, Bro, you're not gonna
Speaker 5: trying to working with Liz Cheney and ship and trying
Speaker 5: to appeal.
Speaker 1: To that's not gonna do anything. They're not gonna vote
Speaker 1: for you. What are you doing?
Speaker 5: Just say, I'm going to destroy NETANYAHUO myself. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: walk over to Israel and I'm going to grab his
Speaker 5: heart out, like fucking uh.
Speaker 1: Jones too.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna call him a's ass, Like give them some fodder, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to do quick time events to stop
Speaker 1: Klim for happening to you. Like if like if suppose
Speaker 1: walkings to you to Klim, you like do butns pop
Speaker 1: up and you'd be like x y z X, and
Speaker 1: I like the idea in modern day yes, Like like.
Speaker 5: I if Indiana Jones two came out, if Timble Dune
Speaker 5: came out today, there would be equipped.
Speaker 1: On the street. There's that game, that's there's an Indiana
Speaker 1: Jones that is very true. That is true. It's cut
Speaker 1: in that machine games. I don't know, but like there
Speaker 1: has to be a cup. It has to be a
Speaker 1: quick time because that is literally like what's the perversor
Speaker 1: to that.
Speaker 3: That's the only reason I'm making Indiana Jones game doesn't
Speaker 3: make a palid.
Speaker 1: It's just a series of that I wouldn't and the
Speaker 1: inputs get more extravagant, and what's happening here? Are you
Speaker 1: button mashing to stop him? Or mach is? Like he
Speaker 1: kind of gets you in a stunt and he's kind
Speaker 1: of walking towards you, and he's about to do it.
Speaker 1: You see, like the things pop up and you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god x x X beast. No, he just
Speaker 1: reaches through you and ripped your heart up, bro, Like,
Speaker 1: how strong that dude is. He's not strongest. It's all technique.
Speaker 1: That's all technolou me. I didn't. I didn't know, you know,
Speaker 1: him reaching through bone and pulling a heart at it's
Speaker 1: because of the way he's doing it. It's not because
Speaker 1: of how strong he. Could a weak person do it, yeah,
Speaker 1: if they knew the technique. So he's like, should a
Speaker 1: four year old do it if they knew the technique? Yes? No,
Speaker 1: that's insane?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's that's all.
Speaker 3: Why does that sound so crazy when he can already
Speaker 3: do that? You know, the whole concept of it is insane.
Speaker 3: He's like, what the it's already magic?
Speaker 1: Isn't it.
Speaker 3: Isn't it like a magic spell or some ship. He's
Speaker 3: not just boring into a chest well point.
Speaker 5: I feel like towards the end of the movie he's
Speaker 5: just trying to do it. But I don't think he
Speaker 5: was doing the CALLI mom mantra.
Speaker 1: He wasn't saying it right. He wasn't he was using
Speaker 1: a panic. It's like it's a transmission.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like it's like what Harry Potter says diagon
Speaker 4: Alley instead of diagon Alley and he ends up in
Speaker 4: a fucking crazy place.
Speaker 1: Is that real? I think so? I think.
Speaker 5: I think you're like I think I think like he said, like,
Speaker 5: Dyke mean mcmalley, what do you say?
Speaker 1: Mcmall appeared watching one of them beat the funk out
Speaker 1: of another one. He's just like, oh no, this will happen.
Speaker 1: I swear to god, that's real. I mean it probably.
Speaker 1: I don't like Harry Potter. Do you remember it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Didn't you see like the stuff? At least I saw
Speaker 1: like four or five of the movies. But I didn't
Speaker 1: like you just don't remember.
Speaker 3: Like.
Speaker 1: I didn't like him.
Speaker 3: I was like, I hate this guy. These they're joyless.
Speaker 1: I'm very joyful in fact, But yeah, I haven't I
Speaker 1: have that joyful right now?
Speaker 5: Look are they They're not. I feel like the Harry Potter.
Speaker 5: It's not in a a state where they're dumb enough
Speaker 5: to watch where I can laugh. But maybe I'm wrong
Speaker 5: though maybe maybe.
Speaker 1: I don't think so now they're not. They're not that stupid.
Speaker 1: I just don't care because I just I would. I
Speaker 1: only care about seeing what's going on in America with
Speaker 1: magic and how fucking horrible would be. America would just.
Speaker 5: Be a series explosion. American Harry Potter would be pretty dope.
Speaker 5: I don't know why they didn't, Like some idiot didn't
Speaker 5: just you know how like every time something breaks out
Speaker 5: like the office or some ship, even though they did
Speaker 5: that with the fucking it crowd where I was like, okay, American, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I was like, relax, guys, But what would an American
Speaker 5: Harry Potter be?
Speaker 1: Well, Kean Peel did that Black Inner City. I didn't
Speaker 1: see that they were like thirteenth or thirty eighth or
Speaker 1: something like that on a freaking line, because they were
Speaker 1: how bad of well, think of like a grand wizard
Speaker 1: actually being a wizard, know how crazy that would be
Speaker 1: of course a magical clansman. Yeah, it would, it would.
Speaker 5: America would be probably where we're possibly heading down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they would vote for him.
Speaker 5: Oh man, I'm actually I will I was my mom
Speaker 5: because she was kind of playful panicking, you know, kind
Speaker 5: of trying to suppress her panic. She's like, I don't
Speaker 5: know what what should I do? What do you think
Speaker 5: I should do? Should I should I pack my bags?
Speaker 5: And I'm like, I was like, well, what Now that
Speaker 5: he's in and he's clearly not going to go to prison,
Speaker 5: he's probably not gonna all of the lot of posturing
Speaker 5: that he was doing. I don't know if he's gonna
Speaker 5: do a lot of the stuff that he was saying.
Speaker 3: Oh no, he said, I don't think he never did.
Speaker 3: What the fuck they're gonna say, they're gonna right. However,
Speaker 3: I think the nature of it's like, he's not gonna
Speaker 3: do that, But what happens.
Speaker 1: Is that people around him are gonna try really hard well,
Speaker 1: which it kind.
Speaker 5: Of gaves him enough money because clearly the Heritage Foundation,
Speaker 5: the stuff that's involved with a project twenty twenty five,
Speaker 5: and people that are adjacent to him, the Supreme Court
Speaker 5: justices that were picked, it wasn't his idea. None of
Speaker 5: that shit was his idea. It was Christian. Basically, theocrats
Speaker 5: paid him a lot of money, donated money, and then
Speaker 5: they suggested and they're very proud to say that we
Speaker 5: did this, so essentially that might happen again.
Speaker 1: I say.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, you just have to wait, because
Speaker 5: at a certain point, what does this guy really want?
Speaker 5: At the end, he wanted to stay out of fucking prison.
Speaker 5: Must want to stay out of prison. They laughed about
Speaker 5: it too. He was like, if I don't it was off,
Speaker 5: Trump doesn't win. He was laughing Tucker Carlson, Yeah, you're
Speaker 5: going to jail.
Speaker 1: Like that weird laugh that he does. He's not a person.
Speaker 5: The first thing I thought about when Trump was the
Speaker 5: projected winner was his uh lelon's us a chance. I
Speaker 5: was like, this perfectly encapsulates this moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, retard jumping around?
Speaker 3: Are you it really is?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean it's amazing. I don't even know, man, I
Speaker 1: just like I just feel like there's like a white
Speaker 1: hot rage in me, but it's like so suppressed by
Speaker 1: like a wild level apathy because I feel for like,
Speaker 1: just I've never been this. I don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: about my fellow man, and oh for sure. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like terror. It's like because like it's it's gonna get worse.
Speaker 1: I live in California. I'm live in California. I make
Speaker 1: a decent amount of money. I'm not gonna suffer, all right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but people are gonna suffer.
Speaker 2: And they voted for this, you know, I don't feel
Speaker 2: It's like I feel bad for everybody else who didn't
Speaker 2: vote for it, right, the people that did vote for it.
Speaker 5: I so what I've wanted for a while. I was like,
Speaker 5: no secede and then like, let that part of your country,
Speaker 5: because that part of the country would literally turn into
Speaker 5: a throwable country.
Speaker 1: If they would try, they would try to take over,
Speaker 1: it would turn into a war.
Speaker 5: I don't think they know they would they would they
Speaker 5: because a lot of them jack off with the idea
Speaker 5: of like I can't believe the secession was so you know,
Speaker 5: these people are stupid.
Speaker 1: So they're like, oh, this secession, that would be so great.
Speaker 5: I wish we were our own country and we can
Speaker 5: have our own conservaible rules, and I'm like, please do it.
Speaker 1: If you do it, by all means, California left America
Speaker 1: and by itself would be in a really too right.
Speaker 1: It was also really tough slot.
Speaker 3: Yes I've yeah, I felt that way for a while,
Speaker 3: or it's just like dude, like I don't know. First
Speaker 3: of all, I felt this way for a long time.
Speaker 3: The country is too big. It's just like too big
Speaker 3: to be a real country.
Speaker 4: It's insane, like too many people from too many different places,
Speaker 4: they want too many different things. The compromises are fucking dumb,
Speaker 4: and they just keep thinkings staggering for a long time.
Speaker 4: It's like you do you do your thing, we do
Speaker 4: our thing, and uh, you know, we'll see Yeah, RFK
Speaker 4: handles your fucking water supply.
Speaker 3: This is so crazy, it's gonna be fucking wild. What's
Speaker 3: what's really exciting is that like so like, dude, there
Speaker 3: are people because you know, Facebook is full of like
Speaker 3: family members, right, it's just like old people.
Speaker 1: They don't really understand.
Speaker 3: I know for a fact, people like there are people
Speaker 3: in my family who are struggling who voted for this.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I'm excited. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm excited for shit to hit the fan, for the
Speaker 3: tariffs to kick in, for everything to get meg expensive,
Speaker 3: for them to lose fucking social security and fucking medicated,
Speaker 3: all this shit and just like, oh, don't be.
Speaker 1: Coming to me again. Yeah, go be coming to me.
Speaker 1: I've seen so many people that I'm so happy to know.
Speaker 1: One of my family, my family, is that this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: And most of my family's pretty good. My family was
Speaker 1: just like God, most of my but like the few
Speaker 1: who aren't, I'm just like, I see you.
Speaker 5: I just want to like any anyone like that that
Speaker 5: I talked to, I just the only thing that I'm
Speaker 5: asking of them is just like, please just time stamp
Speaker 5: where things are right now.
Speaker 1: Look at gas prices, look at prices of food. Just
Speaker 1: time stam.
Speaker 5: You think they're bad now, I just want you to
Speaker 5: just timestamp them and check how they are in a
Speaker 5: few years. I just want you to just please do
Speaker 5: me that favorite a year, get back in a year,
Speaker 5: get back in the year after.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, I just want them to like check, just
Speaker 5: to be like, don't don't do this thing because they
Speaker 5: didn't do it last time. They didn't do it last time,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, I want you to do it this time.
Speaker 5: I want you to remember while Trump was president last time,
Speaker 5: when he was stripping back regulations in twenty nineteen and
Speaker 5: having some results of some fucked ass bullshit. I'm like,
Speaker 5: just you don't you don't remember you just you know,
Speaker 5: because it's all about voting, is all about vibes, like,
Speaker 5: oh I felt like things were better, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: you're a dumb bitch.
Speaker 1: But like the lack of object permanence, I think like
Speaker 1: a little bit just like just education, I think it's
Speaker 1: straightened up. Just no, it's I think it.
Speaker 5: Can get wrapped up into like cults and stuff too. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's I think that's like vibe education. It's you know,
Speaker 5: I'm saying, smart people can get wrapped up in cults too,
Speaker 5: even if they're educated.
Speaker 3: It's not just education. I think it's literally like the
Speaker 3: inability to remember ship. It's just like, oh, well that
Speaker 3: was four years ago, is it better? I think I remember,
Speaker 3: like laughing at means a lot. It must have been
Speaker 3: really good, and it's just like and so like you
Speaker 3: forget that.
Speaker 5: I think it was actually bad. The foundation is education, absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's like it can always boil it down
Speaker 1: to like people may not remember it because they're not
Speaker 1: smart enough to open a open a web page and
Speaker 1: look up these things. It's it's like it's it's a
Speaker 1: city apathy many because it's it's it's I think like
Speaker 1: your your words. Everything you're saying is like yes, yes,
Speaker 1: but then if you keep drawing the line backwards, it's
Speaker 1: because niggas is stupid.
Speaker 5: Like I said, I granted to you that the foundation
Speaker 5: is that the lack of education, but it's like if
Speaker 5: we want to have a nuance conversation and talk about
Speaker 5: things that are happening within that, like, uh, when we
Speaker 5: talk about apathy, I always one of my friends used
Speaker 5: to say that he used to think he wasn't like
Speaker 5: very smart, and I say, I'm like, well, it's not true.
Speaker 5: It's just that you don't care about things that people
Speaker 5: perceive as smart. Because if you want to talk to
Speaker 5: him about let's say Batman for example, he's like knows
Speaker 5: everything that he's encyclopedia. I'm like, you're passionate about this subject.
Speaker 5: And people aren't very passionate about politics because they're gay.
Speaker 1: They suck politics.
Speaker 5: It sucks, unfortunately, and so people are just they don't
Speaker 5: remember anything because they don't care. And then when you
Speaker 5: actually then when the stupidity kicks in is when you
Speaker 5: try to remind them and they refuse to accept that shit. Well,
Speaker 5: it's just like it's like I made a comment about
Speaker 5: the fourth branch. You know, the media is so even
Speaker 5: the fucking left leading media, they're so complicit in Just imagine, dude,
Speaker 5: Imagine if Biden first of all, had a list of
Speaker 5: flying on Epstein's playing a bunch and then having audio
Speaker 5: leak of Epstein saying my best friend and I know
Speaker 5: inner workings of Biden's presidency. The right would be like,
Speaker 5: it's over, this dude's cooked. And then the left would
Speaker 5: also be like it's over, this dude's cooked. Fuck this guy,
Speaker 5: and then the rights, like.
Speaker 3: The right, like Trump voters would vote for Jared Fogel, Yeah,
Speaker 3: they would like they would Jared.
Speaker 1: Get in front of them, Hey look I'm fucking this
Speaker 1: kid with a sandwich.
Speaker 3: Over the kid on Newsmas and then like it just
Speaker 3: be like, that's a fucking American.
Speaker 5: It's just like, all right, man, he's not he's not
Speaker 5: he's not afraid to own it. He's made mistakes.
Speaker 1: He's like Jesse.
Speaker 5: That's what Jesse Waters would say. Jesse Waters, that fucking Jesse.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say this with my full lass chess man
Speaker 5: Jesse Waters should be isolated on an island and nuked.
Speaker 1: Like no, not that, not that.
Speaker 5: He's not dangerous, he's just the most I don't think
Speaker 5: I've ever seen a more weasley person in the history
Speaker 5: of people.
Speaker 1: Because he'll do that, and so like, put him on
Speaker 1: a cruise ship by himself at sinc it.
Speaker 5: A giant cruise ship like way carry like like like
Speaker 5: a warship that can carry thousands of people.
Speaker 1: Put him.
Speaker 3: Put him on a cruise ship with a bunch of people, right,
Speaker 3: but it's it's like a normal cruise and then overnight,
Speaker 3: put a sedative in his drig evacuate everybody from the ship,
Speaker 3: set it sail, have a wake up in the middle
Speaker 3: of the ocean at like for the morning in a
Speaker 3: dark empty ship. Hello Hello, and then sink sinking by
Speaker 3: yourself and a cruise ship like slowly.
Speaker 5: So I want to sink it, but I also want
Speaker 5: to trap him in like a I want to track
Speaker 5: trap him in like a submersible to where he's in
Speaker 5: a submersible in this ship.
Speaker 1: The ship sinking, but he's still alive. Seeing he's alive.
Speaker 5: Basically in a smaller, smaller they can go under and
Speaker 5: then he's gonna keep sinking and sinking until the pressure
Speaker 5: to come.
Speaker 1: It's like a yeah, kind of that is crazy. But
Speaker 1: like I literally.
Speaker 5: Genuinely believe if if Trump did like fuck the child,
Speaker 5: which there is actually footage of Trump molesting a child,
Speaker 5: there's footage that exists of it. Anyway, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: He would, uh he would, he would.
Speaker 1: This is real, dude.
Speaker 5: I just can't believe that level of Like, I'm like, bro,
Speaker 5: how are they let Like, at a certain point, don't
Speaker 5: you have to be like the network and be like, dude,
Speaker 5: you're two cartoonish like, you know, we got to keep
Speaker 5: it in the Roman possibility.
Speaker 1: The standards are very low.
Speaker 4: The standards are you know, because I don't know, man, dude,
Speaker 4: if my family member did this ship, I'd be fucking
Speaker 4: new problem, you know what I mean. Like, so like
Speaker 4: the idea if it's a stranger, just like whatever, man,
Speaker 4: whatever we are.
Speaker 1: It's it's right, there's a lot of like moving parts.
Speaker 1: So this is the problem, right, it's like first parts
Speaker 1: moving moving. The first problem is that just a lot
Speaker 1: of people are just still sexist. Man. It's we live
Speaker 1: in a bubble where we're not not those kind of people.
Speaker 4: But I don't think that's the right lesson to take
Speaker 4: away from it necessarily. I don't think that's incorrect, but
Speaker 4: I don't think it's like the prime thing, the prime
Speaker 4: thing really the thing the left the left is the
Speaker 4: DNC is incompetent. They chose a candidate that was like,
Speaker 4: you know, like it's not it wasn't Hillary Clinton, but
Speaker 4: it's just like you kind of threw her in there
Speaker 4: with no prime. The lack of a primary I think
Speaker 4: was a mistake. You know, I think you want to
Speaker 4: get somebody out there and toss them through the ring
Speaker 4: and actually have like proof that they can do well,
Speaker 4: as opposed to just kind of.
Speaker 1: Assuming they would do well.
Speaker 4: They kind of threw themselves into like an a kind
Speaker 4: of like a race that didn't really have a good model,
Speaker 4: because we very rarely have this kind of a race
Speaker 4: where it's like, oh, a person who was president before
Speaker 4: versus like a sitting vice pressent, Like there's no model
Speaker 4: for that. Usually that there's an incumbent non incumbent to
Speaker 4: a non incumbent, you know, to you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: Like usually there's like some kind to have built in
Speaker 4: either benefit or deficit to those things.
Speaker 3: But this was like, well he is, he's an incumbent technically,
Speaker 3: but so is she? And like does that mundy the
Speaker 3: water somehow? Is was there enough time for like a
Speaker 3: campaign to really do much of anything. Yeah, the dude,
Speaker 3: the fucking Cheney shit is insane. I don't know what
Speaker 3: the fuck.
Speaker 4: The lack of clarity on just like making a stance
Speaker 4: on Gaza was crazy, Like there was no attempt to
Speaker 4: differentiate this.
Speaker 1: It was it was too short of a time for
Speaker 1: to start running. Obviously, built should ever attempted that. There
Speaker 1: should have been primed a year or two ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they tried to gaslight us. Yeah and look man,
Speaker 5: that happened actually in twenty sixteen, which is for sure.
Speaker 1: People are looking at this.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean that fucking stupid. They sometimes
Speaker 3: try to act like we are No, we're not, We're
Speaker 3: not like problem, I'm not stupid. It's all problem so like.
Speaker 1: So like and that's exactly what I'm trying to get to.
Speaker 5: Where when they were trying Hillary Clayton had a brain
Speaker 5: and new and something happened to her, right, she like
Speaker 5: fell and something she hit her head, something happened. She
Speaker 5: clearly was not fucking recovered, right, and then she was
Speaker 5: seizuring and ship on the campaign trail. I do remember that,
Speaker 5: and they were trying to act like it wasn't happening,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, guys, you can't like, we're not this
Speaker 5: is not.
Speaker 1: You can't do that.
Speaker 4: We see her freaking the fun out even though like
Speaker 4: everybody's like, bys, like that guy's fucking dying.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, the debate with Trump and he's like, I'm like, guys,
Speaker 5: you're gonna tell me that he's fine. I'm like, look
Speaker 5: at we all have good and bad days. But I
Speaker 5: guarantee you the only time I felt like that is
Speaker 5: what I was moments away from going to the e R.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean, Like moments like I'm like like,
Speaker 5: if I'm talking like that, like Derek, go to the hospital.
Speaker 1: Now you're not. You're clearly you. I think you have pneumonia. Room, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, but yeah we are.
Speaker 3: I do think there are people who just didn't vote
Speaker 3: for because she was a woman, for sure, Yeah, which
Speaker 3: means they're never gonna put another woman up there again.
Speaker 5: Another wrank.
Speaker 1: Woman could do it. A young, hot white woman can
Speaker 1: do it, for sure.
Speaker 5: Look, there's a lot of these A lot of these
Speaker 5: sexist No, I'm just saying for the sake of argument,
Speaker 5: a lot of these sexist men will forego their sex
Speaker 5: they're still sexist because they'll still like, Oh, I like her,
Speaker 5: and they think they're pretending that they like her for
Speaker 5: whatever she stands for, but they like her because she's
Speaker 5: hot and they want to fuck her, So they'll forego
Speaker 5: their sexism technically because you know, like say, a lot
Speaker 5: of them would probably vote in like a porn star.
Speaker 5: That's how clown is. This country is so like in
Speaker 5: that way, like a hot white uh woman could just
Speaker 5: could probably win. But obviously, like I think Tim Walls
Speaker 5: because if he looked at his popularity, him, even replacing Biden,
Speaker 5: I think would have actually turns out, would have done
Speaker 5: better than Kamala, which is kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's also just a veteran.
Speaker 5: Toal He's a real genuine guy and it's like, oh,
Speaker 5: a unicorn in politics.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna last long. I think here he would
Speaker 1: have uh, he would have.
Speaker 5: I think he would have had that permanent sad face
Speaker 5: because when they wouldn't like when they would have kept
Speaker 5: like blocking him because obviously the san at the house
Speaker 5: has read as fucking stuff, and he just would have been.
Speaker 1: Why won't they let me do my job. I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to say.
Speaker 5: And go play Dreamcast all day. You won't even he won't.
Speaker 1: He won't. He won't even try anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, I'm just gonna play Dreamcast and I don't
Speaker 3: let these niggas do it. Yeah, whatever you go and
Speaker 3: destroy the country is fine. He's just gonna write in
Speaker 3: the sign of the law like a new crazy.
Speaker 1: Taxis to be made. Sega, must make it crazy. If
Speaker 1: you want to making anything in America, you have to
Speaker 1: make it crazy right now. I know you have the
Speaker 1: code for it somewhere. I know it's there. If he
Speaker 1: would be cheering off their asses.
Speaker 5: That would actually I'd be you know, he's not fixing
Speaker 5: anything up if it's pretty fun, not making it. He's
Speaker 5: adding a little cool things that are distracting us. I look,
Speaker 5: I'd rather have bread and sort of. Trump didn't even
Speaker 5: give us bread and circuses, man, like, you know, just
Speaker 5: the distraction from the problems, because that was the whole
Speaker 5: idea of like oh, roll the Roman Empires collapsing, more's circuses,
Speaker 5: more free food, more games, you know, like Trump didn't
Speaker 5: even give us that. I'm like, damn, he didn't even
Speaker 5: give us the illusion like sh it was better we
Speaker 5: are except for the check where he signed, he signed,
Speaker 5: He put his own signature on the checks.
Speaker 3: I guess that was a part he was originally not
Speaker 3: going to do because he only wanted to do it
Speaker 3: if he could do put and he.
Speaker 5: Even disbanded the fucking the pandemic response like that Obama
Speaker 5: put it.
Speaker 1: You know what a great guy. Amazing, it's amazing. So
Speaker 1: I'm excited, Okay, though I can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, him going up there talking like a look people
Speaker 3: who you're able, It is just like damn right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't I don't want I don't want that scratchy
Speaker 3: throat a rear.
Speaker 5: They don't want old the crepit Biden up there. They
Speaker 5: don't want like, oh, look at this guy. He's so weak,
Speaker 5: he's so feeble. But you want the guy that sounds
Speaker 5: like he's a fucking ticke talk filter. You want the
Speaker 5: guy that sounds like he's choking on seven penises while
Speaker 5: he's talking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I Don't'm like, dude, no.
Speaker 3: No, no, no. If this guy, if this addsses, his
Speaker 3: addresses are gonna be so or like anytime he speaks
Speaker 3: to get like you gotta ai him or give him something,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like Elon, here's here's my
Speaker 3: play to Elon. Elon, make fuck Tesla, fuck all this
Speaker 3: fuck Twitter, funk all this shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, build build RFK a new body with.
Speaker 4: A working fucking voice box, and dude, you will be
Speaker 4: You'll be like next level godhood if you can figure
Speaker 4: that out, all right, build a new body, transfer his brain,
Speaker 4: bring his like brain, like what's left of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, put it in like the robot. You'd be. You'd
Speaker 1: be the you'd be like a deity if you managed
Speaker 1: to figure that out.
Speaker 3: If if you would do it, if you can and
Speaker 3: don't let and do it. I don't even care if
Speaker 3: k consents to it, you know, to just do it
Speaker 3: against his will.
Speaker 1: Dude, this is so crazy.
Speaker 5: I like the first thing, what does he get A
Speaker 5: it's gonna be good for content, So I know I
Speaker 5: know Florae's gonna be gone from the water.
Speaker 3: I feel like Kale right now. I know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's content. It's content. You know, we'll do whatever.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: That's what's so frustrating. Boy, It's like I feel bad
Speaker 4: because like we're gonna we're gonna be fine. In fact,
Speaker 4: we're probably gonna do really well as a result of this.
Speaker 4: But like we're not the majority of people. And I know,
Speaker 4: based on like just family who I know we're struggling.
Speaker 4: There's they were fucking having a rough time, things were
Speaker 4: getting things and things were slightly getting better, and then
Speaker 4: it's just like and.
Speaker 5: Then the women that are clearly gonna have a horrible time, Yeah,
Speaker 5: their right's gonna be.
Speaker 3: That's what breaks my heart, dude, Just like these people
Speaker 3: have mothers and daughters and stuff like that, and now
Speaker 3: they don't.
Speaker 1: Look okay, clearly not I never mind, they clearly like
Speaker 1: grew out.
Speaker 3: Of a fucking pile of ships. No way, there's no
Speaker 3: way you voted this way. And do you have a
Speaker 3: mom that you love? You either hate your mom.
Speaker 5: Or other well, I guess the significant others are. That's
Speaker 5: that's so crazy that the mom and the sister thing
Speaker 5: is crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: You don't You don't even can consider their feelings, you dub.
Speaker 1: They're not real people to them, you know, they're not.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're not. That is the craziest thing that seeing
Speaker 5: and seeing some sleeper cells. Seeing sleeper cells on in
Speaker 5: social media people that I had no idea that supported
Speaker 5: Trump because they're pussy. They were giant fucking vaginas this
Speaker 5: entire time until he won. And now all of a sudden,
Speaker 5: I was seeing some flag come out and some hats
Speaker 5: and ship and I'm like, you are a coward. Just
Speaker 5: some people on my social.
Speaker 3: Media, like one guy that I don't want to call
Speaker 3: out people about a lot of people, a lot of people.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna distance myself
Speaker 1: from them, and that's it. I don't I don't wanna.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give them steam. I don't want
Speaker 1: them to be like, oh this person said this about me,
Speaker 1: it gives us. I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna you
Speaker 1: don't have I don't have the energy, like you don't
Speaker 1: have to have energy. But the thing is this right,
Speaker 1: like I want to trip, Like I really want to
Speaker 1: trip right now. But it's not gonna say. It's not
Speaker 1: gonna change anything unless I get Superman's powers and start
Speaker 1: flying through Capitol buildings, you know, Like, it's not gonna
Speaker 1: change anything.
Speaker 5: The only thing people need to take solace and is
Speaker 5: that remember two people that supported Trump, two people that
Speaker 5: were Republican try to kill him once. It's very obvious
Speaker 5: that things are sliding in the wrong direction again because
Speaker 5: of him.
Speaker 3: I think more of his his disillusion to see this
Speaker 3: is my prediction. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 3: who the fuck knows, right, but like a, look, I
Speaker 3: don't think this guy makes it to his second to
Speaker 3: like the end of his term.
Speaker 5: I think he didn't give him a dogheart because I
Speaker 5: know it's already, like you know, they're gonna give him
Speaker 5: like a really, because it's clearly that I think. You
Speaker 5: don't get me started on like say, you know, we
Speaker 5: didn't talk about last episode Joe Rogan's endorsement, and like people,
Speaker 5: there was a compilation going around of how progressive Joe
Speaker 5: Rogan used to be and talking about like how like
Speaker 5: dumb he is, how much of a man child he is.
Speaker 5: He's clearly on all the drugs overall and all this stuff.
Speaker 5: My point being is that Trump is he's destroyed his
Speaker 5: heart because he's on all the drugs and he's on
Speaker 5: all the cheeseburgers, and I think to give him peppinist step,
Speaker 5: they're gonna they're gonna give him like an animal, like
Speaker 5: a pig card or something. They're gonna, they're gonna they're
Speaker 5: gonna like do something crazy because like he he wouldn't
Speaker 5: make it normally, but they're gonna like.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think he's gonna die of old age
Speaker 1: or anything.
Speaker 5: I think he's not gonna make because somebody's gonna gonna
Speaker 5: get him.
Speaker 1: Seems I don't know.
Speaker 4: Look, dude, I don't know how you get attempted assassinated
Speaker 4: as not even the president, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: But then you get the president and then you're not
Speaker 4: gonna like I don't know.
Speaker 1: The dude's dead. And it just like that.
Speaker 5: It wasn't even like the because they all assumed, oh,
Speaker 5: the Deep States trying to get him, Like no, it's
Speaker 5: your it's your disillusion people, it's you're crazy. People that
Speaker 5: were so like once they got out of the MAGA
Speaker 5: trans they were like, what the fuck this guy needs
Speaker 5: to go And.
Speaker 1: This is this is what this one needs to be having.
Speaker 1: We need to we need like a line wide reconstruction
Speaker 1: of the d and see like the DNC, like a
Speaker 1: serious recovery.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've made we've made it. We've made all the
Speaker 3: Republicans fans and now we can now we can switch.
Speaker 3: We could switch, we could switch focus. Yeah, the DNC
Speaker 3: is full of retards.
Speaker 5: Dude, old sentiment where I would tell people I'm not voting,
Speaker 5: I'm not voting for the lesser to evils. That's not
Speaker 5: going to fix anything. And then I started mature and
Speaker 5: I'm like, Okay, this is how this is the way
Speaker 5: that we're gonna go forward. It is clear that we
Speaker 5: can't even do that.
Speaker 1: We can't do that. I'm going back to where I
Speaker 1: was before.
Speaker 5: And I talked to my mom about this this morning,
Speaker 5: and I was like, I've said this from the beginning,
Speaker 5: when Bernie Sanders was was forced out. We should not
Speaker 5: have moved forward until our guy, the populace person is
Speaker 5: going to be the nominee. The fact that we just
Speaker 5: let it happen, that we just let Hillary Clinton, like no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: that's not how this works. It shouldn't how it should work.
Speaker 5: So this time I'm begging people hope we'd just be
Speaker 5: like all right, no, no, no, no, no more, no more.
Speaker 5: Biden's like, no, that's not gonna like it miraculously worked
Speaker 5: in twenty twenty because of circumstances.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like once in a lifetime.
Speaker 5: It really was like and that it's just that's not
Speaker 5: gonna like can you imagine if Biden was still in
Speaker 5: the race, do you, dude? I think I can't even
Speaker 5: imagine how much you would have gotten crushed it would
Speaker 5: have still in.
Speaker 1: The race, I don't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, would have been if dude, did you see his
Speaker 5: how how badly he was pulling? Yeah, this would have
Speaker 5: been like almost like timpole type of levels when he
Speaker 5: was saying Trump's gonna win by fortnight. It would have
Speaker 5: been closer to that because Biden was so grossy and popular,
Speaker 5: especially because it got like he couldn't get past the
Speaker 5: Gaza thing.
Speaker 1: It wasn't dude, if if you look at the numbers
Speaker 1: doing it, man, it was just it was hilariously bad.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, New Jersey being mala bean in
Speaker 1: Jersey by six points, but you said one of New
Speaker 1: Jersey by only six points. Uh. New Yorkshire won pretty resoundingly,
Speaker 1: but only in like It's like yeah, like yeah, everyone
Speaker 1: else was read dude.
Speaker 5: You were seeing like in Pennsylvania, you were seeing things
Speaker 5: that were like, dude, with districts that were always shoeing
Speaker 5: for like Blue You're like, oh, something happen right now,
Speaker 5: and in a way that it was. I remember everybody
Speaker 5: was talking about the red mirage. Yeah, yeah, this always happens,
Speaker 5: you know, we gotta wait. And then it was getting uh.
Speaker 5: I think it was around ten o'clock. I was like,
Speaker 5: oh wait, I was like. I was like, oh, well,
Speaker 5: yeah I was. And then I felt bad because so
Speaker 5: I did a video on Dragon Ags of Veilguard and
Speaker 5: you're talking about my disappointment with everything that I seen,
Speaker 5: and I said this, and I shouldn't have said this.
Speaker 5: I don't know why I said this. It because I
Speaker 5: really don't want to. I didn't want to play the game,
Speaker 5: and I said, like, the only way I'll play it
Speaker 5: is if somebody gives it to me, and then like
Speaker 5: I'll like if they want me to play it. But
Speaker 5: I was kind of like, no one's gonna buy it
Speaker 5: for me, so I didn't really think anything of it.
Speaker 5: And then so someone got mad a steamp and I
Speaker 5: was like fuck. I was like, I'll fuck it. You
Speaker 5: spent the money, I'll do it. And I was like
Speaker 5: why I say that, because then literally right around Tennis whatever,
Speaker 5: when you know she's the project in winter, I fire
Speaker 5: up this game now and so I'm just like, horrible
Speaker 5: time doing that to yourself. Well, because I told the
Speaker 5: person that, I was like, I'm just gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 5: track through it. I'm gonna see if maybe in some
Speaker 5: ways I can be pleasantly surprised. I can say one
Speaker 5: thing so far because I only played a couple hours
Speaker 5: of it, But I mean, Solace's voice acting is still
Speaker 5: on point. At least I'll at least get at least
Speaker 5: everything that I heard, the things that I didn't see
Speaker 5: before about Solace, I was like, at least he's like
Speaker 5: I'm I'm sucked into the game when he's talking, and
Speaker 5: he doesn't look too bad, you know, like his his model.
Speaker 5: Like when I look at him, he doesn't look as
Speaker 5: worse as like, say, looking at Vrek. I'm completely taken
Speaker 5: out of the game. It's so wild.
Speaker 1: Every time I realize that I'm playing as I think
Speaker 1: I understand, like, oh, you're playing as a rook. You're
Speaker 1: not playing as your great warden. Oh I'm not playing
Speaker 1: as a hawk or the inquisitor or the inquisitor or
Speaker 1: the inquisitor that did so much heavy lifting an inquisition.
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh no, they're just they're off, they're
Speaker 1: a jerking their dicks but fucking the floor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's I mean, at the very at the
Speaker 5: very least, like let's look at man, I'm not We're
Speaker 5: not gonna spend time like talking about I just want
Speaker 5: to say the surface level things. If I want to
Speaker 5: be constructive fixing things, I would have went with the inquisitor.
Speaker 5: I would have brought the inquisitor back because it just
Speaker 5: makes sense to not have a new person out of nowhere.
Speaker 5: It just it just when you're dealing with soulless now
Speaker 5: I know, like.
Speaker 1: Literally because because it being soulless, it should have been
Speaker 1: the inquisitor. It just the the connection. See was your foil,
Speaker 1: he was your phone.
Speaker 5: And imagine if you if you were an elf and
Speaker 5: you if you're an elf woman and you romance soulless
Speaker 5: and inquisition, the type of dynamic that would happen because
Speaker 5: there's so much more. It's just an easy missed opportunity.
Speaker 5: So just that on the surface, obviously our style I'm
Speaker 5: still unfold. I'm trying, but my area dope though. The
Speaker 5: look at this is what's funny. The areas are not
Speaker 5: all gum being cartoonish. They are the optimization with like
Speaker 5: no stutter on ultra of my settings, and how I
Speaker 5: was just like, this game is so beautiful. I can't
Speaker 5: believe how stupid the characters look like.
Speaker 1: It's one of the things. The contrast is so crazy.
Speaker 5: I'm looking at the stones and the lighting when I'm
Speaker 5: just looking at some of the stones and I'm like, holy,
Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever seen anything this well done.
Speaker 1: And I mean this it is the pretty it is.
Speaker 1: I mean four prettiest games I've ever seen. I mean this,
Speaker 1: I was like that for the people, except for the people. No, no,
Speaker 1: no prettiest environments. I think like G three is up there.
Speaker 1: I think like Red Dead is this still Red Dead?
Speaker 5: Is still Red Dad looks all right, but it's so
Speaker 5: big that like because of how like Sandwich some of
Speaker 5: these areas are, and how like corridor traveling is they gotta.
Speaker 1: Advantage looks gorgeous too. That's BG Final Fantasy. What else? Yeah, crazy,
Speaker 1: I don't looks really good. I don't wake. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I need to play that. I don't have PS.
Speaker 3: I can't think of it. I don't really pay attention
Speaker 3: to graphics. Really, they just look great, like they just
Speaker 3: look good, and you're like, are very good looking?
Speaker 1: We had there's a standard.
Speaker 5: You're just like, oh, it's really pretty, and then we're
Speaker 5: we kind of used to it, like everything looks realistic.
Speaker 4: That's kind of the standard. Yeah, everything looks amazing now,
Speaker 4: so it's just kind of like, all right, you know what.
Speaker 5: I got upset though, when I was watching the I
Speaker 5: watched the Fable trailer again in and I got upset
Speaker 5: again because everyone was already saying it before, like oh
Speaker 5: they switched places, and I watched it again. I guess
Speaker 5: just to piss myself off. I don't know, And I
Speaker 5: was like, if only imagine if they just did this,
Speaker 5: I would have to spend zero time even thinking about
Speaker 5: how stupid these characters look.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because like but then, yeah, Fable was more cartoony,
Speaker 3: was always.
Speaker 2: And I'm beyond greed, particularly one and two one oh,
Speaker 2: to be honest, even three me personally, and this is
Speaker 2: to reinforce how I feel by Dragon Age.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of that cartoony shit that personally doesn't
Speaker 5: appeal to me. Fable, Like my brother was desperately trying
Speaker 5: to get me to play Fable, like he got me
Speaker 5: to play a Diablo two and everything StarCraft, and he's like,
Speaker 5: you're gonna really like Fable and I was like, that
Speaker 5: looks stupid to me.
Speaker 1: Like, I know it's not a stupid game.
Speaker 2: I know that.
Speaker 5: I know it's actually a really fun game, but the
Speaker 5: way they looked personally didn't appeal to me, and so
Speaker 5: I would try to tell people like, hey, this is
Speaker 5: just this art style. I don't know if I said
Speaker 5: this on the last episode, but I wanted to give
Speaker 5: a shout out to the people that were diehard fans
Speaker 5: of the original Fast and Furious franchise because I know
Speaker 5: how they feel because that franchise evolved, or to the
Speaker 5: devolved into this cartoonish action franchise that is unrecognizable. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and now even because I was one of those marks
Speaker 5: that love it, now I was like, this is so
Speaker 5: stupid and fun.
Speaker 3: I didn't I don't care about cars. Now all the
Speaker 3: people that didn't care about the old g dragon age shit,
Speaker 3: they're having a blast with the Veil Guard. And I
Speaker 3: was like, holy fuck, I totally understand. I'm sorry car guys,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry you lost the thing that you cherished. And
Speaker 3: because that's how I feel now, I was like I
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of it's kind of how I feel
Speaker 4: about Called Duty. I guess in some way because I
Speaker 4: knew Called he's really fucking good.
Speaker 1: Are people mad about Cott?
Speaker 3: No? But that's what I'm saying. It's like I remember
Speaker 3: I used to play it. I played like Modern Warfare
Speaker 3: and Modern war Fair two. That was really like I
Speaker 3: played a little bit of one and two and stuff
Speaker 3: like that, but like those of them was like, oh
Speaker 3: I like these, and then I just kind of like, eh,
Speaker 3: it's the same old you know, I don't know, it's
Speaker 3: getting kind of crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and now it's like, dude, it's it's like fast
Speaker 4: and furious. It feels like it just feels so insane.
Speaker 4: Not but it's but I've been gone from it for
Speaker 4: so long that I love it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: It's it's like refreshing, but like it is not Modern
Speaker 4: Warfare two.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not from it.
Speaker 3: There's no like oh, you're you know, you're you got
Speaker 3: to take down this Russian and you're in a gilly
Speaker 3: suit and you're fucking on a No, it's like infiltrate
Speaker 3: Bill Clinton's birthday party. I'm not kidding. Oh, there's like
Speaker 3: it's not a birthday party, but it's like Bill Clinton's
Speaker 3: having like a gala. It's it's like nineteen ninety one,
Speaker 3: so it's like two years before he's president. Oh it's cool,
Speaker 3: but he's in it, and you're like, you're at this
Speaker 3: gal like it's like this fundraising event you have to
Speaker 3: like pickpocket like kids, Yeah, you have to pickpocket a
Speaker 3: sex tape out of this guy's trunk to blackmail his
Speaker 3: wife or some ship. You gotta get like photographic evidence.
Speaker 1: It's you're selling me. It's so you're selling me on
Speaker 1: black Ops six.
Speaker 3: I I don't exaggerate what it's probably like the only
Speaker 3: call duty game I've ever been like, this is great.
Speaker 1: Actually I can't even begin to play it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not I can't even play video games right now.
Speaker 1: I can't play cards. Just where you're at, I'm just
Speaker 1: not happy. You kind of have to man, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have to know. I understand that, like it's not
Speaker 1: healthy to stay this week.
Speaker 5: Get consumed. You're gonna go mad and turn into fucking Gollum.
Speaker 3: He's guld hold up Trump's.
Speaker 1: I want to see that.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a chubby of fat, little black goll
Speaker 3: just with with the with the trump.
Speaker 1: I got this, I gotta just I got a funnel list, right,
Speaker 1: I gotta use this. I use this as a filter
Speaker 1: or something. I'm right, the wildest DD campaign ever. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna make it so analogous to that. And people
Speaker 1: are gonna be like, that's not fair, and I'm a treatment, right,
Speaker 1: I'm saming. People gonna be like, what the fuck that
Speaker 1: was crazy? Whould you base that character off? And I'm
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, kids, gave it me. You should have
Speaker 1: a porn addiction. You should do that. Just you should
Speaker 1: come and get horny. You should. You should.
Speaker 3: I can't even like to sleep. You should succumb to
Speaker 3: your porn addiction.
Speaker 5: I think yeah, I think yeah, so come to your
Speaker 5: obvious porn addiction.
Speaker 1: I've been redisted to it for a while in general.
Speaker 1: But now I'm just like, dang man, maybe might be time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's time to reopen and crack open that. I
Speaker 3: can again crack open.
Speaker 5: Those book marks and bookmarks, that compilation CDs or whatever.
Speaker 1: My fucking drawer. There's a bunch of you know, it's
Speaker 1: a book. It's one of the books of the do
Speaker 1: you remember that desk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we won't name the person because you know whatever,
Speaker 3: but it's a break open.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We So we had a so when we moved into
Speaker 3: our first apartment, I can't like, we had somebody who
Speaker 3: was like kind of it was weird.
Speaker 4: It was like someone was living with us kind of not.
Speaker 4: It was like kind of like a semi permanent guest
Speaker 4: type situation. And he had this really big, heavy, expensive
Speaker 4: looking rosewood desk. M that was like super fucking heavy.
Speaker 4: We brought up to our apartment. We had no reason
Speaker 4: to have it, but he went and left and left
Speaker 4: the desk. Oh cool, And so we just had this
Speaker 4: fucking massive desk in the middle of our apartment, taking
Speaker 4: up so much space.
Speaker 1: And we were just like, well, fucking he left it here.
Speaker 3: He clearly doesn't give a shit, Right, let's crack this,
Speaker 3: crack this bad boy open, let's see what the fuck
Speaker 3: is in it. And there was like a lock on
Speaker 3: the drawer. I was like, no, come on, it's fucking this.
Speaker 3: So we broke it open, and like, I can't remember
Speaker 3: what else.
Speaker 4: It was probably just a bunch of nonsense in there,
Speaker 4: like just papers and stuff, but like there was specifically
Speaker 4: a porn DVD and I haven't seen a porn DVD.
Speaker 3: WHI like, at that point in twenty sixteen. It it's
Speaker 3: still been fucking forever since I had seen a porn DVD. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like it's like not a common fucking right today, Still
Speaker 3: have not seen another.
Speaker 1: One since, right, you know, Yeah, it's wild. That is
Speaker 1: pretty wild.
Speaker 5: I bought one on my eighteenth birthday because I was eighteen, right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I can buy a porn now. And it was called
Speaker 5: The Masterpiece, and let me tell you it was it
Speaker 5: was not a masterpiece. It was I understand what they
Speaker 5: were trying why, because it was a little bit of
Speaker 5: like all it was like the most popular type of
Speaker 5: porn all in one movie, but it was all terrible,
Speaker 5: like it was. The lesbian scene was the closest. I
Speaker 5: was like, Okay, these girls are hot, but there was
Speaker 5: an old guy fucking some chick. Ron Jeremy was at
Speaker 5: the end fucking some chicken the ass and I'm like,
Speaker 5: who the fuck wants to see He's old and gross?
Speaker 3: Crazy to see this guy. Fuck, I don't understand that
Speaker 3: that whole It is weird that he was successful To.
Speaker 1: Make yourself feel like you're it's like what a movie was, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't look like that. It was like some people
Speaker 1: do a girl next door? True was a girl next door? Girls?
Speaker 1: What do you mean like the movie the Girl next Door? Oh,
Speaker 1: like there was like a porn star or something, and
Speaker 1: like to make you feel like you're in a scene,
Speaker 1: you're probably fucking Italian and you're.
Speaker 3: Statistically you are probably fat and Italian Italian.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. And they're talking to only the
Speaker 1: New York demographic.
Speaker 5: Was that a movie like a high school like rom
Speaker 5: com thing, but like the porn star was already like
Speaker 5: an adult and then that guy was like eighteen in
Speaker 5: high school. Okay, that's the we've seen a movie. Probably,
Speaker 5: I know I've seen it. I just don't remember. I
Speaker 5: can't remember what she looked like. Who the main protee fellow?
Speaker 5: Of course he is, but I just don't remember. It's
Speaker 5: probably Justin Long or something. It's like it looks like
Speaker 5: Justine because it's always, uh, they always look like Justin Long,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean? Just Alung came actually after
Speaker 5: but because like you're a trip, there was a it's
Speaker 5: this white guy. It's like a thin white guy, So
Speaker 5: you're a trip obviously, even the one before that American
Speaker 5: Pie was the the the Pie guy.
Speaker 3: And we talked about a moment of zero Trip where
Speaker 3: like I don't remember what the rapist, the Italian rapist,
Speaker 3: the Mascoozie, Scuoozy Wild, but the what.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was the time he's like he's an SNL guy. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and he was just like Mscoozie.
Speaker 1: He's like he's like literally trying to like trying to
Speaker 1: fuck with the brother, like trying to some dude in
Speaker 1: the in the hard like the light flash off and
Speaker 1: he's like licking his fade, touching up.
Speaker 3: He's looking it's it's it's yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's you brought that back to me, and that whole
Speaker 1: memory refreshes, like, oh, this ship is weird. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: there's a moment the beginning obvious, the most famous part
Speaker 1: of Sky doesn't know right, Oh yeah, yeah, but I
Speaker 1: would have killed that nigga. I would have like there
Speaker 1: is no like the the what's his name Matt Damon? Right?
Speaker 5: It was Matt Damon who was playing a band with
Speaker 5: the band is called Lustra, I guess yeah, and then
Speaker 5: he was pretending to be the lead singer and he
Speaker 5: likes the song about fucking this dude's girlfriend. And Scotty
Speaker 5: doesn't know that something we do it in the van.
Speaker 1: I remember of the song. It's insane. Scotty doesn't know
Speaker 1: that and me every Sunday, yeah something. Imagine being there
Speaker 1: hearing in the church.
Speaker 5: She doesn't go still, she's on her knees and Scott
Speaker 5: doesn't know.
Speaker 1: He's just there. Like I would have went up there. Now,
Speaker 1: I would have sneaky that.
Speaker 3: I would have pulled him off the stage something like
Speaker 3: terrible and I would have started just dropped my knee
Speaker 3: on his throat.
Speaker 1: I would to go, you horrible. I would have got
Speaker 1: a battle axe. That's too much.
Speaker 3: You don't you know, you don't actually kill him, but
Speaker 3: you definitely injure him and then and then and you
Speaker 3: bite a vertebrae out.
Speaker 5: That would have been a much better like if the
Speaker 5: movie ended like like say, because that was like the
Speaker 5: beginning of the movie.
Speaker 1: He just attacks this guy. He goes to prison end
Speaker 1: of the movie, just like I'm happy. I'm happy with
Speaker 1: what I did. Man, Yeah, that bitch him. I was
Speaker 1: gonna come everybody.
Speaker 3: There's like there's someone hour and thirty five minutes of
Speaker 3: fucking credits.
Speaker 1: The credits are rolling so slow. The credits are rolling fast.
Speaker 3: And there's a lot of people who worked on like
Speaker 3: way more like like like half of the European populace
Speaker 3: working on that one hundred million dollar budget, two hundred
Speaker 3: million dollar budget for the casts furthering cast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, directed by dude.
Speaker 3: I would I love that idea because it's just like
Speaker 3: you usually when a movie exists, or like any piece.
Speaker 1: Of meeting exist, you look at you're like, I wonder what.
Speaker 4: Inspired this, and that situation is just obviously like this
Speaker 4: happened to this person and he's just re enacting it
Speaker 4: and what he wanted to do.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and then that's the movie. That's the movie.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's like there's no interpretation to that. People
Speaker 1: are clapping like crazy. It's like, yeah, I understand because
Speaker 1: I would have had. The best thing is it's called
Speaker 1: euro Trip. Yeah, he never goes there's no trip. You know,
Speaker 1: they mentioned a trip, they mentioned a trip, going on
Speaker 1: the trip, but then he does that and that's was legit.
Speaker 1: But he doesn't. You're at only his point of view.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give in.
Speaker 5: I don't want there to be any connection at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really just Europeans trip and is what it is,
Speaker 3: European European European trip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, man, like dude disrespect. I think I think
Speaker 1: it's like I'm not like a tough guy, I'm like
Speaker 1: a macho dude. But that level of disrespect is crazy
Speaker 1: to endure. Like I'm not like I'm not a macho person,
Speaker 1: like I'm a very much so like I just don't.
Speaker 1: I don't care enough to get mad enough to be
Speaker 1: like in altercations.
Speaker 5: I don't know's I've gotten older.
Speaker 1: Like when I was younger, it was a bit different,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't like crazy, Like I wasn't like everybody
Speaker 1: dispect me I'm having I remember you kept that baby
Speaker 1: deer because it stepped on like a flower that you
Speaker 1: were growing. Well, that was my flower flower, fair enough,
Speaker 1: I guess. I asked I should have did away multiple times,
Speaker 1: and it did it out of spite. So I kicked
Speaker 1: and they came back in the chest folded directly. Directly
Speaker 1: is like snickering. Deer is like twit. And I kicked
Speaker 1: in this chest. Deer flew in front of its little cage,
Speaker 1: flew out the back of.
Speaker 5: What a deer sounds made? What do they do like
Speaker 5: that literally, yeah, like a buzzer like squeak.
Speaker 1: But like they like kind of yeah, they sound like
Speaker 1: they have like a real squeeze, high pitch sound they
Speaker 1: make sometimes too, because I've been hunting and I saw
Speaker 1: one and gets shot and it was fun. Dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan. Ever, I hit on with my car.
Speaker 3: It was oh ship and you heard like it go
Speaker 3: like remember we were coming from from uh why and
Speaker 3: Joe hit one game stop? Yes?
Speaker 1: Was I there? Yeah? I think it was the night
Speaker 1: of Destiny. No, it was ironic. No, I wasn't there
Speaker 1: for destiny. I was with you. I drove on my
Speaker 1: own because I was crazy. I would there. And you
Speaker 1: know it's crazy, like.
Speaker 3: What if he takes his helmet, he's herself and it's
Speaker 3: the deer.
Speaker 1: I was there. I was left Joe. He's been the
Speaker 1: deer the entire Oh Joe, why'd you hit me?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: The slowest game ever.
Speaker 3: Befriend these people in a suit, start a business with them,
Speaker 3: and then reveal randomly uncremotocy the day after the election.
Speaker 4: I'm actually a deal. I'm actually that deer your friend hit.
Speaker 4: I didn't target your friend who hit me? I gave
Speaker 4: you to specifically like I would.
Speaker 1: I would immediately kick this desk at him and Chris.
Speaker 1: We got to kill this deer right now.
Speaker 5: Remember I am a deer, so that's why. But the
Speaker 5: logic was faulty. Yeah, I was like, hey, come on,
Speaker 5: like I'm trying. Yeah, I should have.
Speaker 1: I should have taken it out on Joe, but I
Speaker 1: I just didn't. I ever got there for mentioning that.
Speaker 3: He didn't get a good look at who was responsible.
Speaker 1: You just assumed it was it was one I saw
Speaker 1: on you guys before I blacked out. Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. Would it be
Speaker 1: worse to stomp the deer's head flat if it was
Speaker 1: like dying, like dying from broken ribs. I think you
Speaker 1: just shoot it or something, or just leave it alone
Speaker 1: because it's not your fucking business.
Speaker 5: I guess kind of you kind of just kind of
Speaker 5: leave it alone, or you pick it up and you
Speaker 5: just give it a fucking wild dude German sup plax
Speaker 5: deer and it's like it's dead now that.
Speaker 1: The atomic buster dude, it's damn bam bam. Well not
Speaker 1: violence did not just atomic buster deer.
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Speaker 3: You know. I asked your questions. If you want, I
Speaker 3: shipped literal bricks, please help me?
Speaker 4: Wrote, and he says, hey, guys, coming off the election
Speaker 4: and it's unfortunate results, how would you kill a man
Speaker 4: you trapped in your basement? So I've got a good
Speaker 4: answer to this, all right, this is my strategy. I
Speaker 4: would set him free and tell him to vote in
Speaker 4: his against his own interests. That's how we're going.
Speaker 1: That's how you kill him. I like that. It's the
Speaker 1: slow game. I like this game. I would hit him
Speaker 1: with the wo hit him with the the freaking what's
Speaker 1: his name? Uh Bolton? What's the Balton son? I would like, Hey,
Speaker 1: run off, you're good, You're good, Run ahead, run Oh.
Speaker 5: I forgot his name too, Holy ship, I forgot his name,
Speaker 5: that little week father.
Speaker 1: I got five nine.
Speaker 3: If I you know, that isn't even crazy. That's more
Speaker 3: crazy than what I'm saying. But but yeah, I forget
Speaker 3: his name.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: But any anyone like run go ahead, Yeah, anyone who's
Speaker 2: remotely interested in nerdy?
Speaker 1: What is it called again? A game? I was trying
Speaker 1: to think. I was trying to think it's something stupid.
Speaker 1: You want to fake? One asked me a question. I
Speaker 1: was like, what was it again? And you knew immediately.
Speaker 1: I was like, we weren't we weren't I sinked up.
Speaker 1: I kind of thought we were synced up, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be I would say something really stupid, the
Speaker 2: game of bones bone.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think I could I actually gave the
Speaker 1: three to you because like like I was fused already,
Speaker 1: was already my fault.
Speaker 4: I thought, were here here's one from cumb Towny co
Speaker 4: Towny town say's not a question, but if you put
Speaker 4: it for Jill Stein, you should kill yourself authentically, just die.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. I would never say that. I would.
Speaker 3: A lot of people use are the people felt it.
Speaker 3: These are the views of cume Towny.
Speaker 5: Come Towny. It is come town. He does not have
Speaker 5: unpopular opinions, though, I will say that is true. He
Speaker 5: just had his heart on the pull, just like.
Speaker 3: Here the Green group like I hear you, guys, I
Speaker 3: hear you guys, Like yeah, I agree you guys are
Speaker 3: kind of right about this, the green.
Speaker 1: You know what, you know what's really more insane? You
Speaker 1: caring more about the green? These these these arguments that
Speaker 1: are true that we need to make forward marches on.
Speaker 1: But you know what's more prevalent. You know what's more insane,
Speaker 1: female autonomy being shipped away. It's pretty fucking insane too, right,
Speaker 1: But that's pretty green. Thank god. I'm amaze. You know
Speaker 1: that's really crazy because I was watching I watched the
Speaker 1: thing with like Buddha and it was just a little
Speaker 1: white girl and I was like, of course, of course,
Speaker 1: just just just genuinely humanity. But but you know, I
Speaker 1: hate to say that because I sound terrible and I
Speaker 1: used to fuck them, but like it's unfortunately, it was
Speaker 1: like it's always y'all. It's always y'all.
Speaker 5: Just the undecided voters, dude. Like what annoys me about
Speaker 5: them is like they weren't undecided. I already know they
Speaker 5: weren't ndecided.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're there's such thing as an undecided voter. I
Speaker 3: was like, some pussy, you're too afraid to say, like
Speaker 3: what they actually think? Like just stand on it, man,
Speaker 3: Like that's what that's bothering about. People just like I
Speaker 3: don't think I have an Opinion's like, hey, you do retard,
Speaker 3: Like what do you have an opinions?
Speaker 1: You don't think anything. If you don't think anything, and
Speaker 1: not having an opinion is the worst thing ever. Get
Speaker 1: on this case, will have seen the world around. It's
Speaker 1: just like fake. It's like it's.
Speaker 5: The propaganda like version of centrism, right because like the
Speaker 5: probably and the idea of the senses, what's supposed to
Speaker 5: be you come at something in the center and then
Speaker 5: you form an opinion from there. Exactly that is what
Speaker 5: an actual That is real centrism. But then there's a
Speaker 5: propagandas where it's like some people made the fake. Uh
Speaker 5: Boogie was one of those people.
Speaker 1: Oh can we all just get along?
Speaker 5: Like that's fake? You have Boogie when he's actually speaking
Speaker 5: with his chest. He's a progressive. So that's like you're
Speaker 5: you're fake, you're lying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you're not.
Speaker 5: You don't want to give these people any credence. That's
Speaker 5: fucking not real.
Speaker 4: So I'm like just just say that's that's I'm glad
Speaker 4: you put it that way because it's exactly how it is,
Speaker 4: ye know what I mean. It's just like, yeah, you're
Speaker 4: not supposed to literally just not decide. That's not what
Speaker 4: centrism is.
Speaker 3: This The whole point is that you comme at it
Speaker 3: from like a fair angle and you're like, all right,
Speaker 3: what's what are the problems.
Speaker 1: And arguments on that side? Okay, well what's going on
Speaker 1: over here? Yeah? And then you make a fucking choice yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and then and then on paper on paper, it's supposed
Speaker 1: to be sometimes one side has something they're right about
Speaker 1: and one side to other things right about. But not
Speaker 1: necessarily well yeah, on paper on paper, not in actuality
Speaker 1: on paper paper. I don't even know if that's a
Speaker 1: because well, theoretically that's kind of the point.
Speaker 5: That's otherwise objectives, which meaning like you know how science
Speaker 5: leans left.
Speaker 1: I get that you are correct, right, yeah, but let's
Speaker 1: just say in the other side of the bill wasn't insane.
Speaker 1: They were just different perspectives, you know, like in an
Speaker 1: argument and argument of morality. Right, for the most part,
Speaker 1: there are different perspectives, right, I think for the most
Speaker 1: past humans have gone out, we kind of niched out
Speaker 1: like this is morally more, this is kind of where
Speaker 1: we sit towards that. It's more benefitis of humanity right.
Speaker 1: But let's say morality wise, we're like, oh, we have
Speaker 1: some different perspectives like what is exactly right was exactly wrong?
Speaker 1: For instance, when you kill somebody or how you kill
Speaker 1: somebody right, if it's exactly right or wrong, we kind
Speaker 1: of have different perspectives about that. Sure, but that's how
Speaker 1: people are. Race me. I go back, this thing is
Speaker 1: kind of makes more sense to me. But when I
Speaker 1: come at it from the middle, plant, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: towards this thing. We don't live in a reality where like.
Speaker 6: A rapist felon a president, you know, and it's like
Speaker 6: you can't go centrist towards that because that's now.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing that wait, here's the thing. What
Speaker 1: do we do?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Do we do we elective? Do we find our own
Speaker 1: rapist felons?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: No, we gotta gotta we bring back Hillary. I mean,
Speaker 5: what's his name? The other one, the Bill Clinton.
Speaker 1: We gotta him. He's like old fucked get your criteria.
Speaker 1: I'm old and I'm a pedophile. We gotta go clash,
Speaker 1: Like what'll comment? I'm gonna write more. Nobody sing Bill
Speaker 1: Clinton a cally.
Speaker 4: The game is crazy, by the way, Like I just
Speaker 4: I can't get over the like he's modeled in it too,
Speaker 4: Like you just you go up to his voice, is
Speaker 4: it like is it him?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They paid him to do. Yeah, he came his
Speaker 1: eighty year old is eighty ninety year olds self.
Speaker 3: However, the Is went into record dialogue for his fucking
Speaker 3: twenty five year.
Speaker 1: Olds old I wanted to be It was like thirty.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he could not possibly be ninety years old. Thirty
Speaker 6: years ago he was twenty six.
Speaker 1: It's not quite a lot. You're thinking too much. Yes, either,
Speaker 1: we gotta go full set. We gotta go like a
Speaker 1: like a truly like a real progressive ass nigga. Dude,
Speaker 1: that's like not even like unapologetic. He's like it has Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like they're like, oh, what do you think about this?
Speaker 1: But that nigga's dumb. I'm saying, nigga knowing I'm white,
Speaker 1: Well every Yeah, I need somebody to go in there.
Speaker 3: I need somebody to go in there and say Hillary
Speaker 3: Clinton fucked us, get her, get her bitch ass out
Speaker 3: of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need somebody like that, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It was lit, Bernie was lit, but he's gone now
Speaker 1: and now I'm gonna take the throne. I'm also gonna
Speaker 1: be wild. I have a scepter. That's even I have
Speaker 1: a dark weapon on me. I bring it with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that's definitely gotta he's got. He's got to
Speaker 1: carry a sceptor. He breaks it in. It's like, this
Speaker 1: is wow. Look Mexico's gone. I took it away. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, like, this guy seems kind of cool. He's
Speaker 1: like on our side, you know, he's working for us.
Speaker 1: I really believe in demons. It is just crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's move, let's uh, let's see what have we got.
Speaker 1: It's insane. Man, This silver the Hedgehog made me gay
Speaker 1: rod in anything to. Instead of looking at the problem,
Speaker 1: you blame it somewhere else.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: That's the that's the shit. I fucking fell off. Very
Speaker 1: It's very cool. It's very cool.
Speaker 3: It's very epic. It's like, oh yeah, I'm very merry
Speaker 3: about it. I'm gonna pray about it. An American, I
Speaker 3: get why having faith, you know, because like you know,
Speaker 3: if you're if you're.
Speaker 5: Want to make American made shirts, it's gonna say American
Speaker 5: maid and it's gonna have like I'm gonna have you draw.
Speaker 5: I want you to just draw what an American?
Speaker 1: What an American means to me?
Speaker 5: Yeah, like I want you to draw American and say
Speaker 5: American maid. Yeah, it's gonna be that's gonna be merch because, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: I'm scared of how much I don't feel for these people.
Speaker 1: That is what my unfortunate because I've never really genuinely
Speaker 1: just not given a fuck about another group.
Speaker 3: I know, I know. It's it's like I've and that
Speaker 3: scares me because I've always thought I was evil technically
Speaker 3: what I was just on the right side of things.
Speaker 1: Well, I like, I'm scared the thing about it. It's like, dude,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, it's hard. It's market. It's hard
Speaker 1: not to be like, I don't know. You see people, you.
Speaker 4: Know, they're like they're making hurricanes, They're making hurricanes that
Speaker 4: attack us.
Speaker 1: And it's just like, I don't know, am I supposed
Speaker 1: to care about?
Speaker 2: Like what do you know?
Speaker 1: What do you like?
Speaker 4: It's simple, like it will be one thing if you
Speaker 4: were like, hey, we're struggling, the economy is bad, Okay,
Speaker 4: once the weather machines come in, and once the Jewish
Speaker 4: space lasers come in and.
Speaker 5: One of them is in Congress, saying there's Jewish space
Speaker 5: lasers and it's making tens of millions of dollars a
Speaker 5: year through a lobbyists, you know, because her job only
Speaker 5: probably makes it over a hundred thousand dollars a year salary,
Speaker 5: but she has tens of millions of dollars. Yeah, and uh,
Speaker 5: you're struggling in fucking the rural areas and you're just like,
Speaker 5: I like her.
Speaker 3: The apathy that I feel, the thing that's the thing
Speaker 3: that's wild is that that's crazy, is that the disdain
Speaker 3: that I feel towards these like specific people is like
Speaker 3: the same disdain that they would have for somebody who's
Speaker 3: just like, man, we should have free health care, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. That's like a policy decision that
Speaker 3: you might not agree with, but it's like so like
Speaker 3: not even close to the level of disassociative like unreality,
Speaker 3: as like Jewish space lasers and fucking you know, weather
Speaker 3: machines sending hurricanes to fucking r Like it's, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: we got rid of.
Speaker 1: Asheville on purpose. It's it. At a certain point, you.
Speaker 3: Have to just understand that there are certain people who
Speaker 3: are just kind of dumb and they're just Evolution is
Speaker 3: gonna do with them what what it sees fit.
Speaker 1: Well, I can't. Really, they're gonna they're gonna win.
Speaker 5: They're being protected by unfortunately, they're being protected by. Like,
Speaker 5: so there are some policies in place, you know that
Speaker 5: things that people on the left fight for and they
Speaker 5: unfortunately they benefit from that keeps them alive. Yeah, that
Speaker 5: FEMA is one big example of that. Even though they've
Speaker 5: riled against, some rallied against FEMA, the type of thing
Speaker 5: that actually helps them out. And listen to the North
Speaker 5: Carolina governor being like, please, guys, stop harassing these FEMA workers. Hey,
Speaker 5: Trump stops saying that they're not helping us, Like Biden's
Speaker 5: given us everything we need, and these people are hopelessly stupid,
Speaker 5: even when their own governor says, even when other governors
Speaker 5: of other places, even governors fucking you have the mayor
Speaker 5: of Knoxville, fucking Caine, right, King Glynn Jacobs is saying
Speaker 5: Trump needs to stop doing this, and then fucking a
Speaker 5: few weeks later sits down and endorses him.
Speaker 1: I'm like, these people, like it's it's so. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's a WWT wrestler, so I'm not surprised that he's
Speaker 1: being all fake Cain.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Glenn Jacobs, he's the mayor of Knoxville County or
Speaker 5: whatever the fuck, and uh, he came down and with
Speaker 5: the Undertaker, they sat down and endorsed Trump and said would.
Speaker 1: Something almost erupted from me something I felt, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know when Peter's like, hey, Venom, don't do that. You
Speaker 1: know you're watching wrestling.
Speaker 3: You thought these guys were like, fucking no, no.
Speaker 1: I would never thought.
Speaker 5: I never well, I never thought they did that because
Speaker 5: Bautista came out and started shitting all over Trump, right
Speaker 5: because Bautista's like, ah, like I'm a I'm not a
Speaker 5: pussy like everyone thinks like liberals or pussies. I'm like,
Speaker 5: I'm clearly not a pussy. Donald Trump's Donald Trump's clearly like.
Speaker 1: Come on, guys, stop.
Speaker 5: Like I saw this one tweet was like this chick
Speaker 5: was like, Hey, for research purposes, I want you to
Speaker 5: reply with if you're if you're a male voting for
Speaker 5: Kamala Harris, I want you to reply the picture of yourself,
Speaker 5: you know, because he's trying to know what she's.
Speaker 1: Trying to do.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, you know what your man's looks like?
Speaker 5: Your man who said this, uh so, I don't know
Speaker 5: who the fuck she is. She's some famous right wing
Speaker 5: pundit and she was like, I reply with your pictures
Speaker 5: for research purposes, and you know, there's a bunch of
Speaker 5: jack dudes voting form I'm replying. But the thing that's
Speaker 5: just so lost to me that these people and just
Speaker 5: to you know, all the points we've been making, is
Speaker 5: that we all know what Trump looks like. Like it's
Speaker 5: it's so crazy to me. I'm like, how are you
Speaker 5: trying to emasculate these men? And you see this guy.
Speaker 1: I think the manosphere content got too strong. I think
Speaker 1: the fact that the right is willing to put money
Speaker 1: in the pocket of people to just say anything what
Speaker 1: a left is like really behind on that, like really, well,
Speaker 1: they just.
Speaker 5: Don't have that type of money. They don't Their policies
Speaker 5: that they're advocating for does not make the Hey, here's
Speaker 5: here's an HR or something something that is gonna stop
Speaker 5: price gouging. Maybe three Democrats didn't vote for it, and
Speaker 5: then all the Republicans voted no. I wonder why, you know,
Speaker 5: I wonder why the Democrats in Congress would be like, Okay, yeah, cool,
Speaker 5: that makes sense. Let's try to give something, to throw
Speaker 5: a bone to the American people, and then the Republicans
Speaker 5: say no, and then these just these absolute just mongoloids
Speaker 5: are just like my guy. Here is the footage, the proof,
Speaker 5: everything on the resume that they don't give a fuck
Speaker 5: about you. They're like, no, no, you're lying, You're you're
Speaker 5: a you're a demon rat.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, what can you do anything?
Speaker 3: You just have to you gotta let him get themselves
Speaker 3: pregnant and just I don't know, get the.
Speaker 1: Cold hangers again. I guess well, the thing for me
Speaker 1: is just like crazy. My great grandma died from that.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Public public health is going to the definitely don't care.
Speaker 3: Public health is probably gonna get bad, and it's going
Speaker 3: to and it's trying to get bad for specific people
Speaker 3: more than it's going to get bad for others unfortunately.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, maybe it's just something that fixes itself.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping demographic killed. The amount of Hispanic people that
Speaker 1: voted for her.
Speaker 5: Oh even after okay, yeah, even after men amount of
Speaker 5: black men that were like that are so and look
Speaker 5: at it.
Speaker 1: Look at man.
Speaker 5: We we try look we try to not talk about
Speaker 5: try to not talk about this because it's one of
Speaker 5: those things where it's like there are bigger problems, like
Speaker 5: say police police, butality, what say, if we figure that out,
Speaker 5: I think that we can talk about the misogyny within
Speaker 5: the black community.
Speaker 1: You feel me like, that's what you see happens.
Speaker 5: It's like we're trying to not talk about this yet
Speaker 5: when it's such an obvious problem. But now that when
Speaker 5: you see the voting numbers like this, you're like, oh,
Speaker 5: maybe it's the same, Maybe needs.
Speaker 1: To be talking about These are the same, These are
Speaker 1: the same because the same, These are the same. These
Speaker 1: are the same. Niggas that don't have dads, don't have
Speaker 1: dads right for circumstances, for very circumstances, you know, they
Speaker 1: don't have dads. These niggas that don't have dads that
Speaker 1: you don't know, baby mamas have them buying everything for them.
Speaker 1: That's called a mom, called a mom for every fucking
Speaker 1: problem in the world on both Black and Latino side. Bro,
Speaker 1: I'm I know, I know my people. Unfortunately, I know
Speaker 1: my people. Men that can't cook a meal for themselves
Speaker 1: have their moms doing it. Niggas that can't do their
Speaker 1: own laundry themselves, having their mothers do it for them.
Speaker 1: But they can't. They can't think a woman could lead
Speaker 1: when they're in a matriarchal household. Dog like, tell me,
Speaker 1: tell me, this isn't crazy. Tell me isn't crazy? Seeing
Speaker 1: like seeing these are my fucking people, bro, this is
Speaker 1: these are people that maybe two or three bands that
Speaker 1: are probably related to me, Doug. Yeah, and then seeing
Speaker 1: them do like this, it's like, look, I understand Kamala.
Speaker 1: Kamala was a bad candidate. I get it right, This
Speaker 1: nigga is a horrible decision. Well yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5: That's the that is literally it, that is literally the
Speaker 5: only disappointing thing is that even with Kamala being so bad,
Speaker 5: like from the get go, because unfortunately she's a prosecutor,
Speaker 5: it's like voting for a cop right and it already
Speaker 5: feels bad. But the contrast, that is the only thing
Speaker 5: that makes this laughable. Yeah, it's like the the car
Speaker 5: like if she lost to some other like like let's
Speaker 5: let's just say, let's just say the sake argument, it
Speaker 5: was Jade Vance running and it wasn't Trump. If Kamala lost,
Speaker 5: you'd be like, fuck, well, you know, he's a standard
Speaker 5: white guy and yeah, she had a lot of things going.
Speaker 3: But it's like that makes that would make a lot
Speaker 3: more sense, it would make total sense.
Speaker 1: I'd be disappointed, but I'd be like they both.
Speaker 3: For even in the VP debate, I remember being like,
Speaker 3: this is way better than the fun I would.
Speaker 1: Rather I would rather like fucking dim wit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, obviously you look at like Tim Watson, J Dvens,
Speaker 3: just like, oh, at least I could see these people.
Speaker 3: These are like these at the very least they they
Speaker 3: seem more like human beings, right, Like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: this was like that.
Speaker 5: Was this is what this was George Buzz versus Al Gore.
Speaker 5: That basically, That's how it reminded me. I was too
Speaker 5: young to really see what the hell was going on,
Speaker 5: but seeing footage afterwards, and I was seeing a lot
Speaker 5: of debates and stuff, and it's so fucking wild watching
Speaker 5: two thousand debates and seeing how reasonable George Bush sounded,
Speaker 5: especially on foreign policy, is so funny.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. Never again, but yeah, so.
Speaker 5: It was sold like, oh man, it reminded everybody of
Speaker 5: politics when we were growing up, when it was just
Speaker 5: boring and kind of like in the background, and like.
Speaker 1: Saying that four more years of Trump. Man, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, man, I think it's gonna be
Speaker 3: four more years.
Speaker 5: Well, I'll pretty I'll get you that.
Speaker 1: I will hold on to the hopium and I will I.
Speaker 5: Will snort and sniff and inhale that hopium that You're right, dude,
Speaker 5: let's see.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel really really no longer again. I don't care straight,
Speaker 3: I don't care about wait. Wait, I feel I'm getting there,
Speaker 3: but like you gotta give you, you gotta give you
Speaker 3: a second to get my idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I don't feel bad for people anymore.
Speaker 1: I want people. I want people to go to bed forever.
Speaker 1: I want people to no longer be here, you know. Welcome,
Speaker 1: welcome to the dark side, brothers. Yeah, I'm welcome. It
Speaker 1: took you a while. I was a hopeful person for
Speaker 1: many years, dude. Man, the second Bernie loss, I was
Speaker 1: like this kind of.
Speaker 3: The second the second Bernie Loss is when I realized like, oh,
Speaker 3: it might be over, because the thing about Trump is
Speaker 3: that this is the this is the model forever.
Speaker 1: Now there's the forever model for the Probably.
Speaker 3: I don't know if nobody's gonna like that, They're going to,
Speaker 3: but they're not going to try. They're gonna try.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna work. Going to be the model. It
Speaker 1: may not be another Trump, but this will be the model.
Speaker 5: Like they on our side to remember the red wave
Speaker 5: that was supposed to happen in in the in twenty eighteen,
Speaker 5: sorry not twenty two, twenty twenty two. It didn't happen
Speaker 5: because those people were trying so hard to emulate that model.
Speaker 5: Say even like, say let's look at DeSantis, because Desantas
Speaker 5: did the same thing trans people, trans people, and then
Speaker 5: he got fucking crushed and no, no one thinks about
Speaker 5: him anymore because it only works for Trump. Trump is
Speaker 5: some weird entity that can be a fat piece of
Speaker 5: shit orange wig and people be like, what a man
Speaker 5: like He's the only.
Speaker 1: One that I think. I don't know. I think I
Speaker 1: think what happens is right now pull it off. Is
Speaker 1: that that is what we're saying right now. But I
Speaker 1: think that present has been made. I think that right
Speaker 1: now that model has been created, and I think that's
Speaker 1: I think people will try. I mean, we'll still try,
Speaker 1: I don't think. I think I think now we have
Speaker 1: to just go formal politic exist no more. We can't.
Speaker 1: We can't go like, oh, we're going to be respect
Speaker 1: But it happened.
Speaker 3: In the VP debate and people liked it, like I
Speaker 3: just didn't win. I mean he didn't win, but no,
Speaker 3: Jade Vance actually kind of came out favorable.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately. Well, yeah, that's not that's not what's going to
Speaker 1: win anymore. I think we have to just be like humans, like, yo,
Speaker 1: this guy's a jackass. Like this guy's a jackass. We
Speaker 1: can't have this guy here. Well, that's what we want.
Speaker 1: That debate is gonna be like, that's what we want
Speaker 1: to say. Anybody, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 1: That's what we want. Yeah, we want Google.
Speaker 3: Google check it actually, like hey, Google check it. Get there,
Speaker 3: get you out right now. You're being a little bit
Speaker 3: too optimistic, but I understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll see. We got some questions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hit some more.
Speaker 3: Baby Silver the hedgehog made me gay road in he says, how.
Speaker 1: Many my blurry? What the fun? It's it's you're my.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck what the Jesus Christ doesn't know how to
Speaker 3: prioritize a face.
Speaker 5: No, it's this this thing is really cool total total
Speaker 5: by oh Man, insane guys. We're uh, you know, we're
Speaker 5: still troubleshooting.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately. I thought were gonna have a fixed but none yet.
Speaker 1: Where are you all?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So for the heads, maybe a gay run. This is
Speaker 3: how many goawns of piss do you think y'all have
Speaker 3: made in your lifetime?
Speaker 1: Who? That is actually easy to calculate. It's very easy calculating.
Speaker 5: So then all you gotta do is just find the
Speaker 5: average of a year, because you know, that's basically what
Speaker 5: we have to do, find the average of a year
Speaker 5: of say of a of a of like say, so
Speaker 5: you're gonna have to find some quarter averages because first're
Speaker 5: gonna find from when you were a kid to when
Speaker 5: like you're a teener tun your adult because of size,
Speaker 5: you can probably hold more in your bladder.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah something like that.
Speaker 4: That sounds like science and research not into it. It's
Speaker 4: just like you figured out sounds so we can It
Speaker 4: sounds like you'd have to actually learn at least thinking
Speaker 4: two billion gallons of piss?
Speaker 1: Did you two billion gallons?
Speaker 3: I'm trying to envision a gallon I'd be more interested in.
Speaker 5: Come huh Yeah, like say totally clip out of content.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was magic. I was gonna talk
Speaker 1: and I was like, wait a minute, that that was
Speaker 1: way too more interested in come. Yeah, that was what
Speaker 1: I was just like, clip that.
Speaker 5: No, no, and don't clip mine. I can't believe you
Speaker 5: said that. Who would ever say something like that?
Speaker 1: What do we say, Chris? We go back to me.
Speaker 5: I can't believe you said that. Why would you say
Speaker 5: something like that?
Speaker 1: You're disgusting, dude, Like whatever, Dude, I'm not gonna hide it.
Speaker 1: I know who I am.
Speaker 4: So man, I'm trying to I'm trying to envision like
Speaker 4: gallon like gallon jugs of like piss. Yeah, and I'm
Speaker 4: trying to think of like how.
Speaker 1: Many Is it weird that, like when I pee, I
Speaker 1: put my dick in the water, So I just pissed
Speaker 1: straight into the water. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. I didn't
Speaker 1: say I did it, but I'm saying it'd be weird
Speaker 1: if it wouldn't be weird, if.
Speaker 5: That would be a very strange thing to yes, Like
Speaker 5: do you sit down and you let your dick touch
Speaker 5: the water or you I laid down, I lay down
Speaker 5: like a plank.
Speaker 1: I get at my planks in and I piss into it, right,
Speaker 1: I put my dick and my balls in there. I
Speaker 1: pissed all my balls. It runs down my balls. You
Speaker 1: let it cascade off your balls into the toilet like
Speaker 1: like one of those Japanese like water fountains. Yeah, that's so,
Speaker 1: that's so like like, and my pist is really acidic too,
Speaker 1: so it burns the funk out of my balls. They
Speaker 1: keep my balls and knife and smooth. That's cool. I
Speaker 1: don't know how why is your pistol acidic? Is a
Speaker 1: drink a cidic ship? Dude?
Speaker 2: Oh well, okay, Like so your kidneys just don't work
Speaker 2: now they work, they just it isn't working really hard.
Speaker 5: This dude is drinking straight acid and it's like just
Speaker 5: trying to filter out like it's they're hanging on my
Speaker 5: dear line.
Speaker 1: In fact, half amazing kidney.
Speaker 3: You're full bladder is not working and ones I have, like,
Speaker 3: in fact, the best human kidneys ever.
Speaker 1: But the should I put in them, it's alread.
Speaker 5: Well, they had to become the best working kiddies, had
Speaker 5: to be like, if we're gonna keep this machine alive,
Speaker 5: we have to evolve. They were forged in a crucible
Speaker 5: of drinking straight battery acid and mountain doom.
Speaker 1: Make I'm really trying to I guess like I would guess,
Speaker 1: like what like five thousand.
Speaker 5: Five thousand gallons a bitch?
Speaker 3: Yeah, in my entire lifelime, man, I can't tell if
Speaker 3: it's conservative or not.
Speaker 5: It's very hard to quantify. Well unless we actually did
Speaker 5: like some math.
Speaker 1: I don't know the number. I'm guessing at least.
Speaker 5: Like I think we should do come.
Speaker 1: See that's not clip equipment. I think we should do come.
Speaker 1: It's not really it's really doesn't really anyway make it something, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: try try to make it something. Yeah, come.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I think we should all lap up up. I
Speaker 3: was like, no, I'm watching when I say so bad
Speaker 3: right now, that's bothersome.
Speaker 5: But I do want to, like, say, I imagine, have
Speaker 5: we filled up a five gallon thing of com in
Speaker 5: our lifetime?
Speaker 1: Do you think? I don't think any gallon? Yeah.
Speaker 3: One, I've had some ropey days, but like Ropy Days
Speaker 3: is crazy?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Is that is that a show? Sunday Monday? Ropy Days Day?
Speaker 1: Ropy Days? That is one of the worst things that
Speaker 1: I've ever heard in my And then it shows like
Speaker 1: the cast, they're just they're just roping. In the intro,
Speaker 1: it's a frame. This come is come rope with me,
Speaker 1: these ropey days. You never you never like come and
Speaker 1: look at your hand looks like the michele Man. You're like,
Speaker 1: what happened here? What happened here? That's incredible? No, no way,
Speaker 1: like a five gallons cract.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe like they maybe one movies, unless you're one
Speaker 5: of those people that like, because there are some porn
Speaker 5: stars that you're gifted, they're blowers, you're gifted. I don't like,
Speaker 5: I know what the I remember in sex Ed, like, oh,
Speaker 5: this is the average amount of come that comes out.
Speaker 1: Of a dude. And I was like, I never knew
Speaker 1: the average.
Speaker 5: I knew that they taught us like weird fun facts
Speaker 5: like that, maybe because it's not really it's it's it's
Speaker 5: a weird. Because to me it was like why, But
Speaker 5: I guess it was like my interpretation was probably to
Speaker 5: make people understand that, like, porn isn't real. It was
Speaker 5: one of those things. Let me give you here's an average.
Speaker 5: Don't feel bad that you're not roping all over some
Speaker 5: chick's face, because that's not necessarily realistic. Only some people
Speaker 5: can have like these prostates that are like godlike, and
Speaker 5: then we'll just and it's only god like because we
Speaker 5: perceive it to be godlike, right, because really, what is
Speaker 5: the actual because somebody who can drop and still want
Speaker 5: the pregnant.
Speaker 1: Opposed to billions of sperm cells don't matter because only
Speaker 1: one gets someone pregnant, right, I mean, just the I
Speaker 1: it's another arbitrary thing.
Speaker 5: More you have, the more chances, right, But like so,
Speaker 5: I guess that's desirable.
Speaker 1: A thousand can still get the job done when a
Speaker 1: billion could not. You know, it's right, right exactly.
Speaker 5: I've seen some people say that, like, you know, like
Speaker 5: I've pulled out and I thought I was fine, and
Speaker 5: then some person sperms all in a chick to words
Speaker 5: exploding out and I can't get her fucking pregnant at all.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. I've always I've always
Speaker 1: loved it. I can't stop sperming. Help me, I've definitely
Speaker 1: one to get over here, sperm. Can some spermy Daniels?
Speaker 3: Please draw spermy Sanders. I can't even Hello, I'm a sperm. Hello,
Speaker 3: I'm a spum? Is that an egg I see in
Speaker 3: the distance? The American people are tired of women. I
Speaker 3: love that, fu I mean true. Apparently he's right. I
Speaker 3: think that's actually a great clutch clip to share. The
Speaker 3: American people have spoken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to remember. I definitely have come like
Speaker 1: I definitely had to go to a piss test, right,
Speaker 1: and then I've definitely taken a piss test, but misunderstood,
Speaker 1: and I came a full couple come and put it
Speaker 1: on the thing and left.
Speaker 5: That's crazy, dude, You filled the whole thing up here
Speaker 5: you go, and then they didn't even stop you or
Speaker 5: say anything like, hey, freak, I'm manny, I'm many two cups.
Speaker 1: That is not that is not enough, sir.
Speaker 5: And then you come back with another one, and then
Speaker 5: they fucking cheers you and want you to take a
Speaker 5: shot with them.
Speaker 1: Do you do it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Do you do it? Do you do it?
Speaker 5: You're fucking doctor your doctors like, sir, I'm gonna usually
Speaker 5: fill up one more cup and you're there for hours
Speaker 5: and you finally do it and he's like, all right,
Speaker 5: open up the lid and it cheers.
Speaker 3: Is you.
Speaker 1: Down the hatch throwing? That's bad? So he elbow fishes though,
Speaker 1: and then he just chucks. How do you react to that?
Speaker 1: How do you react to that? I think that's I'm
Speaker 1: stun locked. I think I think at that coo.
Speaker 2: I think I'm just like, oh, and then he can
Speaker 2: do whatever he wants to be, because like I can't like,
Speaker 2: oh man, what do I do?
Speaker 1: I would have to quiet the evilest voices in my brains.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm gonna eat this guy.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good, Spermy Sanders, and I am going to
Speaker 3: make it do the Philippian tubes or something.
Speaker 1: Got egg egg, careful egg a care for a look
Speaker 1: at career is amazing. I gotta I gotta drive. I
Speaker 1: gotta do better. Drug. I feel like that could be
Speaker 1: really good.
Speaker 3: You hit a hit camera two. Yeah, Hello, I am
Speaker 3: Spurmy Sanders. My name is My name is Spundy, Spummy Sanders,
Speaker 3: and oh man, goddamn sperm light.
Speaker 1: Come on, get careful. Hello, I am Spummy Sanders.
Speaker 3: And glasses are in his hair. I completely fucked it up.
Speaker 3: I am gonna fuck your mother. I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 3: make my way up into your mother. Your mother child's
Speaker 3: gonna be born old.
Speaker 1: Pep it looks peepe.
Speaker 3: I got a bussy so tight like a canamite. He
Speaker 3: got a hot dog so fat and he cuts off.
Speaker 1: Oh very cool.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, Hail Baron von Pilot Sermaldonado and and the
Speaker 4: court jester. If you woke up naked in a in
Speaker 4: one store during the apocalypse, what store gives you the
Speaker 4: best chance of survival?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, beef Jerky's are us? Yeah, gun store. I
Speaker 1: love that place, like literally gun store.
Speaker 4: Like a gun store, I think likeart. Yeah, I think
Speaker 4: like a department store, like I think like that. It's
Speaker 4: almost not a plus store. Like that's not like that
Speaker 4: military surplus you get those rations. Oh yeah, like a
Speaker 4: p X like on a military base.
Speaker 3: X.
Speaker 5: Isn't that like one of those workout things best?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you just go P ninety is a gun? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, so a p X P ninety X
Speaker 1: p X is an exercise pergiment that is a gun.
Speaker 1: That is there you go, there, you go.
Speaker 5: Happened with guns, That's happened in Georgia. But what's happening
Speaker 5: with that one guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: One fourteen year old ship. Oh wait, we're talking about
Speaker 1: there's so many stories a little about Look at Georgia's dad,
Speaker 1: bottom of gun and he was like, okay, hurt people.
Speaker 1: I thought, I think you know what you need a gun?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, sorry, yeah, yeah, Oh that's yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: That's Americans are fucked man. Whatever I was, I was.
Speaker 1: Thinking of a totally different thing.
Speaker 5: I thought you were talking about, like, say, the the
Speaker 5: guys that chased down that one black dude that was
Speaker 5: looking at like a house has been constructed a marbbery. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And I thought like you were saying that they were
Speaker 5: doing P ninety X with P ninety because they were like,
Speaker 5: you know, it's like an exercise, and they shot the guy.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, that was a hard red.
Speaker 1: That was a hard program. But we got it done.
Speaker 1: We got out down here called the usually quick. You
Speaker 1: got it one, we got we gotta get the next program.
Speaker 3: I would say the department probably nine ninety nine, ninety
Speaker 3: ninety ninety nine, ninety ninety scheme going order steel.
Speaker 7: Those that many nine in a row means I'm getting
Speaker 7: a little bit more for my bunnet.
Speaker 1: Because if it was zero, has that been mad? I
Speaker 1: wish I could just a freaking I was twenty dollars
Speaker 1: is out of the question, But nineteen ninety nine, that's
Speaker 1: sex shit I realized that when I was younger, It's like,
Speaker 1: why are they just putting like ninety nine to ninety eight?
Speaker 1: It's pretty much the same. They should always piss me of.
Speaker 3: It is weird that it's that it goes ninety eight
Speaker 3: because I'm just like, it's ninety nine really too.
Speaker 5: But like people can know, I think I understand, like
Speaker 5: back in the day why it made since when the
Speaker 5: dollar actually went somewhere. Yeah, so like oh, if you
Speaker 5: you buy a few things and then you have five
Speaker 5: cents left over after a while, five cents can get
Speaker 5: you a couple of things, you know, like nothing huge,
Speaker 5: but it can still buy something. So now it's been
Speaker 5: meaningless for decades.
Speaker 3: I haven't thought about like a coin meaningfully and a
Speaker 3: long like quarters even are really just laundry things.
Speaker 1: I haven't been It's.
Speaker 3: Been inconvenience for a very long time. I have, dude,
Speaker 3: I have, straight up. I've had nickels and I've just
Speaker 3: been like.
Speaker 1: Throw them at a bum's face, just like I have.
Speaker 3: I have absolutely I have one thrown pennies away like
Speaker 3: in the garbage. That's well, I've never thrown pennies. I've
Speaker 3: never got three pennies.
Speaker 5: Offsets like the like I'll do the coin star and
Speaker 5: to me pennies offsets the the percentage that they take
Speaker 5: the coinstar.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What do you you know what
Speaker 1: coinstar is? What's that? You know what it is?
Speaker 5: I don't know what you're talking about. It's basically when
Speaker 5: you buy a star. They're actually very inexpensive.
Speaker 1: Stars actually though there's so many of them. You go
Speaker 1: to a star, like look at that star over there
Speaker 1: in the Northwestern honey, and your wife tried to blows
Speaker 1: your head off of a shock.
Speaker 3: I'm curious if, like my significant others, spent money on
Speaker 3: a star, even if it was like twelve bucks, you
Speaker 3: bought me a star.
Speaker 1: I don't own that? Do I own it? Right? What
Speaker 1: the am? Can I go there? Can? I? Can you
Speaker 1: freeze me in a one day?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Up there? Wow? By star? That is so wow. It's
Speaker 1: a symbol of my love.
Speaker 5: And then you realize, oh, I've been frozen for a
Speaker 5: thousand year. Yeah, but I'm just saying enough, okay, uh
Speaker 5: an Eon.
Speaker 1: Maybe literally like.
Speaker 5: You, I've been from everything I know has been dead
Speaker 5: for so long. But at least I saw my twelve
Speaker 5: dollars star. It's like like the idea of you getting
Speaker 5: a lot now.
Speaker 1: You would you would get there and get back if
Speaker 1: you could potentially move that at a reasonable pace, and
Speaker 1: you wouldn't age. You would get there and get back,
Speaker 1: and Earth would be just so you would be a
Speaker 1: behind species by so much. You'd get back and it'd
Speaker 1: be like pteranactyl people like you started over. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want you to.
Speaker 3: I want you to really imagine for a minute, because
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about like your frozen, you wake up, why
Speaker 3: you bring something, put yourself in the position for somebody
Speaker 3: who's like in like a modern society or like like
Speaker 3: somewhat of future society.
Speaker 1: Like I'm cryingly frozen and pass some time, maybe my
Speaker 1: assets will increasing value.
Speaker 3: And then from your perspective, you close your eyes, you
Speaker 3: wake up, and animals are just ripping you apart.
Speaker 1: You just you wake up.
Speaker 3: Millions of millions of years later, there's octopus fucking dragons.
Speaker 1: With beards.
Speaker 3: But for respect, You're like, oh gee, I bet my
Speaker 3: fucking investments are really panned out. Bry Now exit your
Speaker 3: facility and there are literally your first dragon wars going on.
Speaker 4: Your first conscious moment back alive, is your bleeding profusely
Speaker 4: from your fucking stomach because the fucking dragon broke through
Speaker 4: your fucking well.
Speaker 1: I definitely press the button again like this. Hopefully when
Speaker 1: I wake back up it's less bad. Something out and
Speaker 1: then you wake up in the middle ages behind you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're very kind. So let's faces.
Speaker 5: They throw sludge on the saw alton like just and
Speaker 5: then fucking like, get an entire anvil that is white hot.
Speaker 5: Quickly get the salted diarrhea water. Now some stupid clown gesture.
Speaker 5: It just throws it out of diarrhea water. I haven't
Speaker 5: smiled like this is so long because I think there's
Speaker 5: the salting.
Speaker 3: It helps, trust me, it helps. It helps get too
Speaker 3: good as new. I'm like the idea of my friend.
Speaker 7: Wouldn't stop squirming, and we gave this to him and
Speaker 7: he just hasn't moved since, just moves and he's fine.
Speaker 7: He's he sleeps sound every night. Now every night he
Speaker 7: smells a little bit, but you know its a little bit.
Speaker 1: He's cold. Cody reeks in here. It doesn't smell much
Speaker 1: more than the average person. So it's all good. We
Speaker 1: look back and like if you go to the future,
Speaker 1: going to the future, if you know, if like because
Speaker 1: I we don't know if society is gonna get better anymore,
Speaker 1: Like I don't and this this is and this is
Speaker 1: like it's over and this is like not like outside
Speaker 1: of like it's like outside of the idea of like
Speaker 1: old the whole hayerbolic nature of us being like mad
Speaker 1: about the Trump situation. We genuinely don't knowsa is gonna
Speaker 1: get better because I think that genuinely I think that
Speaker 1: we very likely are not maybe not nuclear war. Maybe
Speaker 1: I think something it is.
Speaker 3: It is the biggest red button that I think something
Speaker 3: catastrophically bad will happen, which has to happen in order
Speaker 3: for anything like that to occur, and I think it
Speaker 3: probably will will I mean, we'll see, like you know,
Speaker 3: knock on wood, but I mean, you know, pulling out
Speaker 3: of Ukraine, letting Russia keep taking ship, it's definitely gonna
Speaker 3: result in more war and it's.
Speaker 1: A big possibility. So we'll see. Ability and ain't gonna
Speaker 1: be good. Also pisces me off because like one of
Speaker 1: one easy out for.
Speaker 4: Me, you'all gonna get drafted, you little fucking gen zas.
Speaker 1: To me, I could have like, oh, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: go funk off to Lithuania. You know my wife there.
Speaker 5: But then like that is one of the countries that
Speaker 5: used to belong to the Civic Union. So like say,
Speaker 5: if I theorize and I told my mom this to
Speaker 5: calm her down, that it is possible because Putin clearly
Speaker 5: wasn't expecting this war to gone for years.
Speaker 1: He was expecting to just heel blitzkrieg.
Speaker 5: I'm hoping that say Trump pulls all the support from
Speaker 5: Ukraine if this happens, right, worst case scenario he does
Speaker 5: that they crush Ukraine and then he stops there and
Speaker 5: claims victory because he wasn't expecting, like because think about it, is.
Speaker 3: That the Russians want him now to like like even
Speaker 3: the people there want to get him. He is, well,
Speaker 3: that's what that supports my point.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like he'll stop at Ukraine and be like
Speaker 5: victory yy, revision his history thing even though he wanted
Speaker 5: he said with his own mouth that he wants us
Speaker 5: to str two point zero. He's like, that was our
Speaker 5: biggest failure in history. Like let's let's get the ship back.
Speaker 5: He just pretends he never said that, just takes over
Speaker 5: annex's Ukraine and like we did it. Guys, this is
Speaker 5: what I wanted the whole time, and then he just stops,
Speaker 5: and I'd be happy because then in the bassage, Yeah,
Speaker 5: this is overlining for sure, because I'm like, damn, nigga,
Speaker 5: I want to It's like that I was.
Speaker 1: It's right there. I was gonna. I was gonna escape.
Speaker 1: I never wanted to go to Europe for my life.
Speaker 1: But like I'm oky, like, maybe you dope, dude. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't care. I just don't.
Speaker 3: I don't I have I don't care. I don't care
Speaker 3: to go there. All I did the histories learn about
Speaker 3: those places open and they go to a place named
Speaker 3: after ropes like gay.
Speaker 1: Like gay ee rope. I don't want to go to
Speaker 1: my rope. This guy's like Europe.
Speaker 3: I rope, your rope, my rope, our rope, our rope.
Speaker 5: That's how you're supposed to pronounce it. Actually look them
Speaker 5: through outer rope.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I just I think things are
Speaker 1: not going to get as bad as we feel like
Speaker 1: they're gonna get. But I think things are going to
Speaker 1: get bad for people that really don't deserve it. It
Speaker 1: just depends. It's to me.
Speaker 5: Like I've said this months ago on the podcast that
Speaker 5: it's a coin toss. It just depends on what Trump
Speaker 5: wants to do, because he has the capability of making
Speaker 5: things like comically worse. But it just depends on if
Speaker 5: he wants to.
Speaker 1: The old thing about consolidating power in the executive branch
Speaker 1: is fucking like he literally could say where I'm like that.
Speaker 5: Literally he could set us up for if he wants to.
Speaker 5: If he wants to do that, he can like, oh, Eric,
Speaker 5: you're next, Oh bearing your next.
Speaker 1: If he wants to. He can't do it.
Speaker 5: But it's just all like if he wants to and
Speaker 5: so and that. To me, it's a coin toss. Either
Speaker 5: he does or he doesn't, and that's the only difference.
Speaker 5: So it's kind of like things will get comically bad
Speaker 5: if he wants them to. If he doesn't care enough,
Speaker 5: then they're not.
Speaker 3: I will say something I always, even as a kid,
Speaker 3: thought reality TV would be the end of us.
Speaker 1: I know, I remember when.
Speaker 3: Reality TV was first. I was like this, this is
Speaker 3: not good for us.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, and yeah, it turned out turned out very
Speaker 1: much not good.
Speaker 5: That is actually so like not even an exaggeration of
Speaker 5: a thing that like in the realm of possibility that
Speaker 5: because that show did rehabilitate his image because everyone thought
Speaker 5: he was a fucking loser actually, and then having Yeah,
Speaker 5: before the Apprentice, people were just like, Oh, this guy's
Speaker 5: try hard and he's like failing at everything. And then
Speaker 5: The Apprentice kind of like it was like revision is history,
Speaker 5: where like, oh, this guy fucking knows what he's doing,
Speaker 5: and his prel when you look into it, like that's
Speaker 5: so far from the truth. It's the amount of lawsuits
Speaker 5: and the amount of pallets has had to do for
Speaker 5: fucking fraudulent ship and people just act like it hasn't
Speaker 5: been bankrupting multiple times and anyone on the Earth's average lifetime,
Speaker 5: well you.
Speaker 1: Hope to get you. Well, it just means he's ambitious, Like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you fail a lot. Is that what that would mean?
Speaker 3: If start coming out, let's go, I would the cover
Speaker 3: hot planet, except I'll blow this whole bitch up. I'll
Speaker 3: do the Solar System and fly my dumb as to
Speaker 3: the Sun. That's a final I like that. Fain sput
Speaker 3: me sound is this home? Before new question? Fain, where's
Speaker 3: the pussy?
Speaker 1: Where is it to destroy? I'm tired of gooning. I'm
Speaker 1: tired of gooning because it is shooting me everywhere and
Speaker 1: it hooks.
Speaker 3: Have you seen our caves? Let me know, go on
Speaker 3: that page. It'll blow your fucking mind. Fucking insaved people are, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're like encased in screens of porn. Play at that
Speaker 3: is so much.
Speaker 1: It's like the Minority Report of porn. It's like that.
Speaker 5: It's like it's just so futuristic, but for like such
Speaker 5: stupid reasons, wasteful, fucking like innovation.
Speaker 3: He's got a nuclear sub diffusion on the side of
Speaker 3: compowering all his computers.
Speaker 1: Like fore porn, that's it. Nothing else.
Speaker 4: Well, it's queszy, but Destiny said we had the keys.
Speaker 4: Trump can't win rode in. He says, is there a
Speaker 4: snart tank po box and we want to send art?
Speaker 1: No, no, we don't.
Speaker 5: I had I opened up a po box for this
Speaker 5: is so it sucks because I opened it up specifically
Speaker 5: it was gonna be for us, and yeah, they fucked up.
Speaker 5: And they were funded my money because like, oh yeah,
Speaker 5: that's you told me about this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they just they.
Speaker 5: Somebody wrote I wrote my name down twice and put
Speaker 5: a signature on the application. And apparently this is what
Speaker 5: the person thinks. The person thinks that they try to
Speaker 5: read my signature and spell my name, and because whatever
Speaker 5: name that they put on there was something that that
Speaker 5: was not my name. It did not say Derek, it
Speaker 5: did not say my last name, it was something. So
Speaker 5: when I tried to have one thing sent there, it
Speaker 5: got shipped back to the dude, and I was like,
Speaker 5: give my fucking money.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck is this. It was
Speaker 1: like it was like a one hundred and eighteen dollars
Speaker 1: for six months. That's crazy.
Speaker 5: And I was like, all right, because especially because at
Speaker 5: that smaller one by downtown, it's just more expensive. So
Speaker 5: they say it would be way cheaper by the bigger
Speaker 5: one by the airport, and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 5: don't want to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was like, I don't want to go over there,
Speaker 5: so I'll just I'll just bite the bullet. Yeah and
Speaker 5: then yeah, so never mind, we don't. Unfortunately, we don't
Speaker 5: have a PO box.
Speaker 1: I don't trust fans enough for that.
Speaker 5: Being very I'm fine with the people because I don't
Speaker 5: it'll blow up the PO box and not.
Speaker 1: A band Anthrax, Well, people are sucking. People are saying
Speaker 1: nobody doesn't Anthrax anymore. It's so dumb. Where do you
Speaker 1: even get it from?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 1: Like anx RUS. All let's take is a few googles
Speaker 1: that you can probably make that shit. There's so many,
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm not wrong. Why are there so
Speaker 1: many RUS stores? Is there really? Yeah?
Speaker 3: There's like there's babies r US, there's toys r US.
Speaker 3: There is beef, Jerky's are us?
Speaker 1: Oh right, there's beer. There's an US and it's a
Speaker 1: lot that sounds like this is lazy? Are they really
Speaker 1: for us at that moment? Are they for everyone us?
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 5: You just walk and it's just an entire building of anthrax.
Speaker 5: It's not even like there's different aisles and it's the
Speaker 5: same product you're perusing with your fucking cart.
Speaker 2: This I like the bad I have to this one,
Speaker 2: some asshole because there's you see you go to a
Speaker 2: grocery store and some piece of ship.
Speaker 1: They're bleeding in their eyes. Some guy's enduring. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: dies is awesome.
Speaker 3: Yo.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit of dragon ball Z tracks back.
Speaker 1: Some dude bleeding from his that's amazing, it's amazing from
Speaker 1: I use I refuse to die. His body is working
Speaker 1: so hard, he's steaming. He looks like he's going, Kyle,
Speaker 1: how hard his body is working. He's turning red. I've
Speaker 1: seen someone actually steam. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like that woman with the fucking go through
Speaker 3: hot flashes on the bleachers on Twitter.
Speaker 4: Nor heads steaming, it's crazy. I still don't really know
Speaker 4: what a hot flash is.
Speaker 1: I know what it is. I know what it is.
Speaker 5: That sounds too simplistic to be true. No, I literally
Speaker 5: I know exactly what it is because when my what
Speaker 5: is it called? I have a woman, I have vert
Speaker 5: vert Oh my god, I go no, yes, I had vertigo,
Speaker 5: and I got hot vilago no a vert vertell verseell.
Speaker 1: It fuck, I already forgot it.
Speaker 5: I had a thing that like the tube, the tube
Speaker 5: connected to my I have vilt. My the tube connected
Speaker 5: to my testicle is enlarged and inflamed ver varical sal vericacile.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a fat testcal teal tube. No I do.
Speaker 5: So it's like it's comically big and like it fucks
Speaker 5: my testosterone production up. That's what happened to me in
Speaker 5: twenty twenty and why I was like why am I dying?
Speaker 5: Because like trum was like lower than like a grampa.
Speaker 5: At one point, your testicle tube just grew one day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just went.
Speaker 5: It just went got that it basically a mushroom got
Speaker 5: into it. And I was like, that's fucking insane. And
Speaker 5: I was like, no, I really could impresation that sound
Speaker 5: Mario feels like, you know. Was like so then the
Speaker 5: doctor was like, you have a Mario mush Yeah, that
Speaker 5: was really I try sometimes and no, no, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 5: Actually what I meant is if I don't try, I
Speaker 5: can nail somethings. Yeah, it just works, and if I
Speaker 5: tried it again, it's.
Speaker 1: The idea of getting a fat testical tube because somebody
Speaker 1: shoved the Mario mushroom into your fucking you were trying
Speaker 1: to put on your dick. They got a fatter dick
Speaker 1: and you're taking slip and it touches like for some reason,
Speaker 1: your bare testical tube is right where it hits. And
Speaker 1: they don't know why it actually happened to me.
Speaker 5: They were like maybe, I said, They said it could
Speaker 5: have been all the because I used to ride my
Speaker 5: bike eighteen miles a day and they were started thinking
Speaker 5: maybe you like destroyed your nuts.
Speaker 1: I was like, but what about other people? Is that
Speaker 1: like a grinch? Type situation where like maybe you had
Speaker 1: an experience and your test, maybe maybe you came to
Speaker 1: one day and maybe pulled way too much to come
Speaker 1: through one ball, and it's had had to just open
Speaker 1: up space. It's like, look, man, this guy's doing way
Speaker 1: too much today. I wish I knew. I wish I knew.
Speaker 5: But long story short, when my TI star shot and dropped.
Speaker 5: Because the reason why women have hot flashes is because
Speaker 5: you know when they get menopause. When they get menopause
Speaker 5: is their their hormones start crashing, and the crashing of
Speaker 5: the hormones causes the hot flashes. So I actually experienced
Speaker 5: hot cold flashes. I didn't even know cold flashes were
Speaker 5: a thing, but it's due what it is. I would say,
Speaker 5: it feels like instantaneous twenty degree difference. So like in
Speaker 5: the in the winter, for example, when it was like
Speaker 5: forty degrees in my room, I feel like it was
Speaker 5: like fucking it was on the level I was like,
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, it's it's actually kind of like
Speaker 5: I'm okay now. But then other times I'd be freezing
Speaker 5: and I'd be like ice, I'd be icicles, bro, and
Speaker 5: it's just it's just hormones doing that. It's not it's
Speaker 5: not real temperature. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: That was fucked.
Speaker 5: And then I've never experience I don't experience obviously, now
Speaker 5: that I am on TIERT, I want to.
Speaker 1: I want to. I actually want to.
Speaker 5: One experiment would taking way too much because like I
Speaker 5: just take like like I'm in the normal, I'm on
Speaker 5: the high end.
Speaker 1: I don't have that much.
Speaker 5: Dude, that you would die probably within maybe a week
Speaker 5: or so, no, probably five minutes. It's if you drank
Speaker 5: a gallon of it. I think it would affect you
Speaker 5: in a way that your heart would just explode.
Speaker 1: I want to take TRT so I just get turned
Speaker 1: into a gorilla. You should turn into an eight. I think.
Speaker 5: I think, uh, it's you know, everybody trying to do
Speaker 5: this exempic thing. I think they should just do TRT honestly,
Speaker 5: because TRT is is because that it's it's why we
Speaker 5: were able to funk around when we're kids. You have
Speaker 5: that explosion of testosterone to grow everything.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: You're you're also your HGH, but you you're able to
Speaker 5: fucking eat everything. It burn, you burn fat faster, you
Speaker 5: stay awake longer, and all the ship.
Speaker 1: Ozempic is crazy. I was what do you call it?
Speaker 1: Because I got like what I was like nearing the
Speaker 1: range of pre diabetes, so like I ain't angle back there.
Speaker 1: Way you can do ozempic. And I was like, what
Speaker 1: are the what is what we should don't have long
Speaker 1: term effects? Oh, he's like. I was like the doctor
Speaker 1: was like, I never studied that shit. I never. I
Speaker 1: never update my medicine. Yeah, what I never went to
Speaker 1: the like never, I'll just die an exercise. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna not do that. I mean, that's that,
Speaker 1: that is the default.
Speaker 5: Right before I will say though, look at I want
Speaker 5: to say, there's a there's a product called super HD.
Speaker 5: It's a fat burner that achieves the same goals way cheaper.
Speaker 5: This is the thing that people don't understand. You're being
Speaker 5: ripped off. There's people that actually need those zimpic type
Speaker 5: of drug whatever it is, everybody else. If you really
Speaker 5: want to fucking reteat like for way cheaper, it'll make
Speaker 5: you not want to eat because you have a stomache
Speaker 5: and all this stuff.
Speaker 1: Fucking super HD.
Speaker 5: By Cellular It's a fat burner that you take. It
Speaker 5: gives you a ton of caffeine, so it makes you
Speaker 5: work out harder, suppresses appetite because it'll make you fucking noxious.
Speaker 1: And it chieves the same thing.
Speaker 5: I actually took it one time for a month and
Speaker 5: I lost twenty pounds in a month.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, that's a lot of it in a
Speaker 1: month now.
Speaker 5: To be fair, I was also that was around the
Speaker 5: time I was writing eighteen miles a day, so it
Speaker 5: was it just the fat was flying off of me.
Speaker 5: But also to me, it wasn't worth the stomach ache
Speaker 5: I was getting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't been. I think I've been nauseous in
Speaker 3: my life, maybe genuinely, like five times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I yeah, I hate that being sick. You've
Speaker 1: seen me sick? I weep. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: have necessarily. How's he weep? I'm like, I just stay
Speaker 1: in my room and I cry. No, Chris, you've definite
Speaker 1: seen him weep? How does he weepy? Fucking I know
Speaker 1: you've seen him? Like, I don't think I have, Like
Speaker 1: you sure have.
Speaker 5: Like, give me an example of how you you must
Speaker 5: recall something I think there was.
Speaker 1: I think I remember seeing him. So what he would
Speaker 1: do is you would It's okay, So this I remember,
Speaker 1: like I remember one day in this I don't know,
Speaker 1: how should I say this? You definitely should? Can I
Speaker 1: say the time?
Speaker 4: You know the time that I'm talking, I'm thinking about
Speaker 4: that when you cried in our apartment?
Speaker 1: Right which one? What do you mean? Like when I
Speaker 1: was there? I guess, let's hear it. Is it okay
Speaker 1: that I say it? I mean, I'm fucking on, I'm
Speaker 1: opening right now. Whatever.
Speaker 3: There was like relationship, he was having a relationship troubles
Speaker 3: back in the day, and I remember he was like
Speaker 3: on our couch crying.
Speaker 1: He's on our couch crying, and he was like it
Speaker 1: was crazy. It was like the craziest that's real. That's real.
Speaker 1: It's funny because real time I think about me crying,
Speaker 1: I just look outside of myself and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: look like a fucking idiot right now crying because I
Speaker 1: don't cry.
Speaker 3: I cry really bad, Like whenever I cry practice h
Speaker 3: I don't cry very often.
Speaker 1: I suppress it because of the fact that I'm a
Speaker 1: black man. I can't be weak. So I have you
Speaker 1: have a you have cancers of that? Oh whatever?
Speaker 5: Du Yeah, that's that's exactly. That's the only link. We
Speaker 5: actually just figure that out.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to go. There's a there's a there's
Speaker 1: a press conference.
Speaker 8: In the r f K was like, the only reason
Speaker 8: cancer exist is because you fucking not crying. So we're
Speaker 8: gonna beat everyone up and make them cry, and we'll
Speaker 8: have onions in front.
Speaker 1: Of babies every day. Make off. We're gonna sling shot.
Speaker 1: That's that gene of not crying from from onions. We're
Speaker 1: gonna European gene. They just don't cry even possible. Don't
Speaker 1: make your they don't make European genes. Some people don't
Speaker 1: have it. You're it did it again? Because what what?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: What are we doing? What are we okay? Whatever? Because
Speaker 1: Joe doesn't have it either. A lot of European people
Speaker 1: don't have it. The onion cry thing.
Speaker 3: I never even heard of that that Some people don't
Speaker 3: because it's like it's an acid. It makes it creates
Speaker 3: an acute amount of sophuric acid in your eyes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know some people they don't cry from I don't
Speaker 3: know how some people are to acid. Some people it
Speaker 3: doesn't irritate them, probably the same degree. That's that has
Speaker 3: to be where. Yeah, look, I understand it's in the possibility.
Speaker 3: Everyone everyone, Yeah, everybody's eyes get redder by the fact
Speaker 3: of it. What it is, just like, but some people
Speaker 3: just don't cry.
Speaker 1: She doesn't. She's like, I don't feel all you different,
Speaker 1: what a slapper? And she doesn't cry. It's crazy. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: that's wild.
Speaker 3: What if you cut onions? Let's say hypothetically you cut onions,
Speaker 3: but then you jammed them in her eyes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, would she cry?
Speaker 5: Do you think I think she would cry? You love
Speaker 5: them like you're grading cheese.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just like, how much money? How much many
Speaker 1: would do that?
Speaker 3: Would you get a sander you put on it? How
Speaker 3: much money would it take for you to put an
Speaker 3: onion in your eye for a moment?
Speaker 1: Does? How much money?
Speaker 5: So if some rich cunt how much money for a moment? Well,
Speaker 5: if if some rich asshole was off me, that definitely
Speaker 5: give me, like give me a cool seven figures, seven figures.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like it's so respecting me to actually
Speaker 1: fage anything. I take, like seven grandson.
Speaker 5: I mean I would take way less, but I'm gonna
Speaker 5: start high for sure.
Speaker 3: Forego shaate down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like yo, go terminate an alley way full of people.
Speaker 1: I'm like, like, maybe like a million.
Speaker 3: Go go I tell ham on skid Row. I love
Speaker 3: going hamm on skidded row.
Speaker 1: Especially here's here's the power gloves for fucking fallout. Go
Speaker 1: go handle everybody in this general building. I'm like fourteen,
Speaker 1: I can get a I can get two foot longs
Speaker 1: if but I wouldn't get one.
Speaker 5: You could be like Jared. I can be like Jared.
Speaker 5: You kill a bunch of people and then you start
Speaker 5: snatching children. You're like, keep them throw I was using, Yeah, Jared,
Speaker 5: you have a sub way sandwich juggling fucking power gloves.
Speaker 1: Hut are Jared fogo twenty twenty eight?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Or what is it? What's the name? When he gets out?
Speaker 3: I guess he's gonna be out in twenty thirty, I think,
Speaker 3: or something like that.
Speaker 5: I in in where we're at now, he could win?
Speaker 5: What did even phase me a little bit?
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't. It would be like, yeah, of course
Speaker 1: it would bother me, but it'd be like now I
Speaker 1: would like for really it would be like that kind of.
Speaker 5: Like I have to we're at the what is no, seriously,
Speaker 5: let's think of think of this. What is who's a
Speaker 5: worst candidate to win? Like he's done all the bad stuff,
Speaker 5: you know, like who's.
Speaker 3: Uh, Like, there's probably like individuals who are worse in
Speaker 3: like a very specific way. Yeah, Like there's probably like
Speaker 3: somebody who's like more of like a like a.
Speaker 4: Like more of like a I'm a smart, sociopathic dictator
Speaker 4: type person and I'm actually on the on the battle
Speaker 4: march for a lot of these things where like I
Speaker 4: feel like that, but like those people wouldn't really show themselves.
Speaker 1: They'd probably be too smart.
Speaker 4: To do there are too smart to do so, like
Speaker 4: I actually I don't know, like he's the worst all
Speaker 4: around person, Like everything about him is just not right.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of something like it. But I
Speaker 1: think there are people who would be worse.
Speaker 5: You're absolutely right about that individually. Yeah, Like there's there's
Speaker 5: some monsters out here that just haven't really showed them.
Speaker 5: There's definitely some guy out there who just wants to
Speaker 5: straight up nuke like that. He would body slam all
Speaker 5: the fucking the buttons like every like, oh, we have
Speaker 5: all the buttons for every nuke that we've ever owned
Speaker 5: in existence, and then.
Speaker 4: He just flops crashlam, he jumps up.
Speaker 3: You're like, well, yeah, I don't think Yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: think we know this person. I think he's hiding in
Speaker 3: a shadow. He's definitely some like yeah, like I'd slap
Speaker 3: the shadow those buttons by the way, I would I.
Speaker 1: Would you just do it like like the elevator, like
Speaker 1: all like what I did, exactly do that because there's
Speaker 1: plenty of people that there's plenty of people that are
Speaker 1: just not involved with that. So like I'm not getting there.
Speaker 1: That's that's not that involves the whole entire world, and
Speaker 1: I feel like that's not my that's but don't you
Speaker 1: think like in the long run it will out just
Speaker 1: start over and start over, restart, restart, and the same.
Speaker 1: Maybe that reminds me.
Speaker 5: Of about that movie we started building. We did a
Speaker 5: dark tank and we made a movie called Shut the
Speaker 5: Fuck Up. Remember it was like Biden, Wait what was it?
Speaker 5: So someone destroys the whole world because they were being
Speaker 5: made it someone joke.
Speaker 1: Someone tells the joke and everybody.
Speaker 5: Gets the clown was making fun of Putin and like
Speaker 5: squirted water in his face and ship. I don't remember
Speaker 5: why the clown was there, but he was. He was
Speaker 5: so humiliated that he he belly flops on all destroys
Speaker 5: the world and as they rebuild, comedy is is illegal
Speaker 5: because comedy destroyed.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid, and the movie's gonna shut the fun
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. That's a dark Tank episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fucking's so stupid. The idea of
Speaker 3: the thing is, shut the fuck up. You make a joke,
Speaker 3: is gonna come back in.
Speaker 1: Here's a good one.
Speaker 4: Belvin, mother of the Joker, Belvin dumb, dumb, dumb, Hello,
Speaker 4: Holy Trinity. He says, what is the dumbest thing you've
Speaker 4: cried to? I used to work eighty hours a week,
Speaker 4: seven days a week, and I got inspiraling depression. I
Speaker 4: was stuck in traffic and suddenly jingle Bow Rock came
Speaker 4: on the radio and it was the first time in
Speaker 4: months I felt happiness like that, and I cried through
Speaker 4: his of joy.
Speaker 1: That's a while. That's pretty rough, man. I hate Christmas music.
Speaker 5: I thought he broke down, so it was like a
Speaker 5: falling down like defense thing where he was like, that's it.
Speaker 5: I'm so distraught, I gotta kill everything, I gotta go crazy.
Speaker 5: That's what I thought he was going cry. That idea
Speaker 5: is because somebody's turning into the joker, like I thought
Speaker 5: I thought it was a little where he's going.
Speaker 2: Joker's turning white joker that I do like the Maxing seven.
Speaker 1: Frame. He has more of a white faith. That's okay.
Speaker 5: So he it was a little bit of a counter
Speaker 5: where it made him feel a little better. I wish
Speaker 5: jingle bell Rock did that for me. That would actually
Speaker 5: drive me insane. Jingle Rock isn't a bad song, but
Speaker 5: it's just I've heard it so many times I don't
Speaker 5: want to hear it anymore.
Speaker 1: It was crazy about jingle ball rock.
Speaker 3: Is that like?
Speaker 4: Jingle Ball Rock by itself isn't like an annoyingly overplayed song,
Speaker 4: necessarily in comparison to a lot of other songs that
Speaker 4: are overplayed during Christmas. Yeah, But because jingle bar Rock
Speaker 4: is a Christmas song, I associated with all of those
Speaker 4: other songs everything are overplayed. So I think about those
Speaker 4: other overplayed songs when I hear it, and it ruins
Speaker 4: the song.
Speaker 1: Jingle Ball Rock makes me want to have to put
Speaker 1: myself in a predicament where I get kylie my quick
Speaker 1: time in it. I want to be like if if
Speaker 1: I can't fail, I die, you know. Yeah, because there's
Speaker 1: a few, there's a few like songs. I really like
Speaker 1: I love the song a while. I think that song
Speaker 1: is a good song. No no L no L no
Speaker 1: ell that one, Yeah, I like I love that melody.
Speaker 3: Look Christmas present for me. There's some good Christian music,
Speaker 3: but it's like also a test church and it's like
Speaker 3: man like Caroll the bells, Caro bells sounds me come dong. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's very very u The chords are extreme Castlevania almost. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's very like oh man, Christians were sometimes they're they're
Speaker 3: all scary.
Speaker 1: School Orthodox and Catholicism did some cool ship with music
Speaker 1: and anesthetics, and then when it started getting into this
Speaker 1: like cavalry chapel ship with like ned Flanders types where
Speaker 1: they just had one acoustic guitar and they're like, oh
Speaker 1: been your us to my heart Lord.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, I'm I'm going. I've been invited to
Speaker 5: some of the churches and I'm like, this is this is.
Speaker 5: There was a ned Flanders named Ted Ted.
Speaker 1: At that church. It was Ted Tender it probably it
Speaker 1: probably was probably was Tender. Which one came first?
Speaker 5: Then they based off for this guy or did this
Speaker 5: guy change his fucking insane, fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 5: Why the Simpsons knew that people like this existed? And
Speaker 5: then I was like, oh, this guy, he has the
Speaker 5: bushy mustache, the glasses, he's all soft spoken like that,
Speaker 5: and I was like, what the fuck is this anyway?
Speaker 1: Not that shit makes me so angry. I have such
Speaker 1: a resentment towards like that kind of Christians. They're like,
Speaker 1: yeahs like everybody's better than they're the ones that have
Speaker 1: kids in the closet man. But then it's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, but you know, crazy, I'm even gonna judge
Speaker 1: you when God tells me not to. And it's like
Speaker 1: it's just like it's just tone deaf. But that's why
Speaker 1: I'm like, I really stay away from religion when it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the thing that was weird, I think that was weird
Speaker 1: about those like youth group songs or whatever. It was
Speaker 1: that like I remember being like yeah, like I remember
Speaker 1: just sitting there being like, isn't this gay? And isn't
Speaker 1: that like a problem.
Speaker 5: Isn't that like very much a problem? Like something guy's
Speaker 5: gonna suck each other off?
Speaker 1: Yea? For me, it was like I remember feeling like
Speaker 1: this feels fucking gay and I was like gay by
Speaker 1: a child. It shatters into.
Speaker 3: Like a billion like there's like cracks up here on
Speaker 3: his skin, and then light shining underneath the veil. He
Speaker 3: looks like Superman when his eyes get lighted lit up
Speaker 3: when he's angry, but it's in his body. So let
Speaker 3: me ask you something that happens to you as a kid. Right,
Speaker 3: you're eight years old. You call a priest gay, he
Speaker 3: shatters into light and explodes. What is your assumption in
Speaker 3: that moment? Is your assumption A that you somehow had
Speaker 3: the ability to will this out of this guy. B
Speaker 3: that you're the first person to ever call him gay
Speaker 3: and that's just what happens, or be like.
Speaker 1: It was just his time. I would start calling other
Speaker 1: people in the trick, see what happens? So nothing happens
Speaker 1: to them.
Speaker 5: I'm see, that's when I start thinking, that's the that's
Speaker 5: when the pontification actually says. And first the first thing
Speaker 5: that happens.
Speaker 1: Is cool, and then I could kill gay to the
Speaker 1: next one and I'm.
Speaker 5: Like, hey, pastor, you're gay, and he's like shut the
Speaker 5: fuck up, you know, and like a pastor would and
Speaker 5: You're like oh oh, And now now I'm like a
Speaker 5: little dumb kid like, wait, so now I'm confused, wait
Speaker 5: and don't have powers?
Speaker 1: Well, I would think is this right? Because I'd have
Speaker 1: to grapple. I kind of had like I looked at
Speaker 1: I watched Spider Man and bullshit when I was growing up,
Speaker 1: so like my morality was like, you did something bad,
Speaker 1: you have to think about it. So I'd be like, okay,
Speaker 1: I made this this? What was a person? I assume onnexist? So, uh,
Speaker 1: do I tell somebody? I'd be to are to tell somebody.
Speaker 1: I tell my grandma, my grandma IoT at the passion
Speaker 1: that I got at the BMW that's sucking like a
Speaker 1: five of the parts. He has a wife, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: told I called him gay and he was like he
Speaker 1: turned into dust mark and be like what yeah, first
Speaker 1: of all, and then you would give me exercise? Probably yeah.
Speaker 1: First of all, he'd be like, just shut the fuck up.
Speaker 5: You didn't do that, kid, even you did do it,
Speaker 5: but since there's no footage, they wouldn't believe you. You
Speaker 5: confess to it, they're not gonna believe you. But then
Speaker 5: where's the pastor then yeah, I'd be like what I'm like,
Speaker 5: I don't know, but what you're describing to me is
Speaker 5: not reality, even though I'm like, why can't it be?
Speaker 5: The guy we're worshiping right now is a ghost music magician.
Speaker 5: Why why he's a zombie ghost magician? Why the fuck
Speaker 5: can this not be reached levels? And where's the two levels?
Speaker 5: And cleric who loves the palace? He is a multi class, bros.
Speaker 1: He's a multi class, but he was able to be
Speaker 1: beyond level twenty, so he just he kept matching out.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, I mean cool, that was a
Speaker 1: fucking bar to fucking let's just go.
Speaker 5: I'd be so upset. I'm like, so everything you're describing
Speaker 5: right now is like, why what I just told you
Speaker 5: right now? When I called him gay and he fucking
Speaker 5: he expla loaded and really.
Speaker 1: Light your energy? Like why he was he an alien?
Speaker 1: I don't know. And I'll be like, all right, cool,
Speaker 1: And then I would try it again. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, mister past his closed crash his.
Speaker 3: Closed and his face literally cracking up.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. I would I would take this. I would
Speaker 1: take this like whatever's left over, I would take I'm like, cool,
Speaker 1: I found a cross e a sick.
Speaker 2: Hat that actually that's the one thing that I'll I
Speaker 2: just I if I have to give them any flowers.
Speaker 1: Man, the drip like when you say anything, I don't
Speaker 1: think popes are like rabbis or not. Popes are like
Speaker 1: they look I don't think they looks cool, but I
Speaker 1: think the item. It's the item that they have on them,
Speaker 1: like the idea of like the why did I explain it?
Speaker 1: It doesn't look cool of them because they're wearing it
Speaker 1: so drapy. But like if someone came in with like
Speaker 1: armor with those colors on, why.
Speaker 3: The drapings of a kind of they're drapists, yeahs?
Speaker 1: Or like someone yes, thing with like his arms hidden
Speaker 1: over with the golden lace, like that looks kind of drip.
Speaker 1: This is all I want.
Speaker 5: I want that stuff to be normalized so it's not
Speaker 5: like expensive like costumes, because you have to go out
Speaker 5: of your way and spend a decent amount of money
Speaker 5: if you want to get that type of drip. I
Speaker 5: want it to be like I'm gonna go to fucking
Speaker 5: Walmart and I'm gonna go buy some like Archdiocey bullshit
Speaker 5: or something that like I just want I wanted to
Speaker 5: not be superstigious in the way that like it's it
Speaker 5: was like, uh, and what was it that moment in
Speaker 5: history in America where everybody was just wearing suits where
Speaker 5: they was just normalized. It was like you just you're
Speaker 5: walking down the street and you just have a fucking
Speaker 5: suit and tie on when you're just going to brunch,
Speaker 5: and like, I want to be normal.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do that normal spinal cord your body.
Speaker 1: When I slap your stomach so hard your spinal cord flies.
Speaker 5: WHOA, that's crazy what I do. That's not a tale
Speaker 5: now that I can't sanction that. Man crazy hey man,
Speaker 5: So with a you know, I just whatever, it don't matter.
Speaker 5: Let's test out this gay thing though. So if anybody
Speaker 5: still goes to church, just for us, get your family communicated.
Speaker 5: That impressionable, Like I just enjoying it.
Speaker 1: Like, listen, we just had an election.
Speaker 3: I don't know what to I don't know how that's
Speaker 3: a good point to be good point, but anyway, that's
Speaker 3: a very good point. Actually, So yeah, probably fucking chicken run.
Speaker 1: I literally don't know.
Speaker 4: That was the last thing I that was. We're just
Speaker 4: saying I cried to oh oh it was actually don't
Speaker 4: know if I cried. There's a.
Speaker 1: Saying live like you could lie for the lie that
Speaker 1: continued a bit of not lying while you lied.
Speaker 3: No, no, because I I know that I've cried at
Speaker 3: Spider Man before, for sure, I absolutely.
Speaker 5: At what part though, was like, was it weird to cry?
Speaker 1: Probably? Yeah? I think like it was three.
Speaker 3: I remember I remember being high and watching Spider Man
Speaker 3: three like high, and I remember like for some reason
Speaker 3: it like hit me. There was like something about it.
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't know, never again has it
Speaker 3: or before?
Speaker 1: I can't cry from pain anymore. I've kind of lost
Speaker 1: that ability, but I can. I don't test that out.
Speaker 5: I haven't cried from out whale.
Speaker 1: I might tear, I won't be like what back to
Speaker 1: your needs? What happened?
Speaker 3: Pain?
Speaker 1: I'll tear, but I won't cry. We're gonna, We're gonna, We're.
Speaker 3: Gonna pump you full of galaxy gas and then push
Speaker 3: you down the stairs fifteen to fifteen thousand times.
Speaker 1: Fifteen thous damn that's a taller. Will you cry? I'll
Speaker 1: just die. At a certain point, I think you cry.
Speaker 1: Maybe I might have started doing it, probably cry from
Speaker 1: exhaustion last stop. I think I'll be tearing, but I
Speaker 1: will be like what's the thing to me?
Speaker 5: Crying is like tearing is crying to me because I haven't.
Speaker 1: Well, I cried. I happened today, I left. I cry
Speaker 1: a little bit well so so not not that I
Speaker 1: mean I will. That's the exception.
Speaker 5: What I mean is like because like that's the exception
Speaker 5: of what I try to mean.
Speaker 1: Is what I mean is like from.
Speaker 5: Something like that emotionally affects you in a like in
Speaker 5: a in a deep way, and crying tears of joy,
Speaker 5: It's just it's just a thing that happens. I'm not
Speaker 5: I'm just crying so hard that like I'm starting to
Speaker 5: get like teary, but not in a way that like
Speaker 5: I emotionally feel compromised, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I cried from a show, but it was like a
Speaker 1: very loving show. So I think that's like that that
Speaker 1: makes sense, you know, No, this is us show made
Speaker 1: me cry.
Speaker 5: I feel like that's not that's the question. It's because
Speaker 5: that's kind of typically appropriate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I look at I like, so I don't really tear.
Speaker 1: I can't remember really.
Speaker 5: I think the last time I teared was when I
Speaker 5: saw a footage of a little girl pleading with her
Speaker 5: mom and grandma. That like she's being molested by her
Speaker 5: step father and they kind of weren't believing her, and
Speaker 5: the dad was like filming this to be like crazy, Yeah,
Speaker 5: so this she would have for that guy, she would
Speaker 5: have and like that actually made me Now. To me,
Speaker 5: that was around the time my hormones we all fucked
Speaker 5: up to I was fucking crying, dude, because I was like,
Speaker 5: there's this the dad's trying to plead with the world
Speaker 5: that my daughter is still going to the step dad
Speaker 5: and molesting her, and she's saying something and the mom
Speaker 5: and the grandma are just kind of like dismissing it.
Speaker 5: And I was like, this is the most insane thing
Speaker 5: I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: And something you see. Something's different because usually I would
Speaker 1: feel just sad, Yeah, but I feel rage right now.
Speaker 2: That's more of a like she I think if my
Speaker 2: hormones were on the level, I would have been like
Speaker 2: shotgun rage, Like I.
Speaker 1: Think I think my my my biology just changed last night.
Speaker 1: Literally my bology changed last night.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I feel you did the master Chief,
Speaker 3: but yeah, I don't feel I don't feel like.
Speaker 1: I don't feel the right feelings. Like that's just so
Speaker 1: fucking tragic. And I try to block it out. Now
Speaker 1: I'm like dog burn them.
Speaker 5: I have an example of being inappropriate emotional. This is
Speaker 5: kind of embarrassing. There's I I don't know why, I like,
Speaker 5: uh like fake fictional creatures, and sometimes I just really
Speaker 5: like them, like say like Kaiju's and stuff or whatever.
Speaker 1: I really like that.
Speaker 5: So the latest the latest Godzilla movie Godzilla. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 5: the Cross Kong. So I think minus one did come
Speaker 5: after that, right, But like Godzilla Cross Kong, there was
Speaker 5: a moment towards the end where there when they finally
Speaker 5: finally overcome the stupid stubbornness of them, Like Godzilla is
Speaker 5: such a stubborn cunt, right like always that is that's
Speaker 5: his mantra. He's a stubborn asshole. Finally works together with
Speaker 5: Kong and the swell of the music when it kind
Speaker 5: of kicks in, what of like it's time to like
Speaker 5: work together to take down these people that are obviously
Speaker 5: threatening their territory and their earth, and like it was
Speaker 5: so it sounds stupid to say it was so beautiful.
Speaker 5: It's such a stupid amount of media because there's beautiful moments,
Speaker 5: Like if you want to talk about the last episode three.
Speaker 1: What a beautiful moment, like a bunch of.
Speaker 3: People crickears of joy and relief for the Gayer left
Speaker 3: the screen cry.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like the pope, I was
Speaker 1: like blowing. I was like, yeah, that's not myself was
Speaker 1: about them prop.
Speaker 4: I think that I don't know, like I think about
Speaker 4: there was one time from there was a video BioShock
Speaker 4: Biostock Infinite. There was like a scene where like it's
Speaker 4: just a random interaction that you can have, I think
Speaker 4: in a bar. It's like pretty late in the game,
Speaker 4: I think, but like there's a a scene in a
Speaker 4: bar where you can go down and like kind of
Speaker 4: you're just looting for like random stuff, and there's a
Speaker 4: guitar that you can pick up and you can play it,
Speaker 4: and then Elizabeth like kind of like sings and then
Speaker 4: like there's like some kid like hiding and he's like
Speaker 4: trying he's trying to steal food from the bar and
Speaker 4: he's like starving. She gives it to him WHI they're
Speaker 4: singing or whatever. I remember being like that was like
Speaker 4: twenty thirteen or something, so I was like twenty nineteen,
Speaker 4: twenty one something like that, and I remember being like
Speaker 4: I remember crying at that and remember like.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Why? Why? Yeah, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: going on? I can't cry from like, well, no, that's
Speaker 1: not stupid, that's an emotional moment.
Speaker 4: It isn't really though, Like I don't think. I don't
Speaker 4: like it's it's nice, but it's not. It was it
Speaker 4: was they weren't trying to make you cry, right, I
Speaker 4: don't think that was like the intent of the moment.
Speaker 4: That's what I remember with the guy that there is
Speaker 4: an obvious thing for Yeah, it was just like it
Speaker 4: was too much, and I think, what it is, there's
Speaker 4: too much negativity going on like all the time, so
Speaker 4: seeing like.
Speaker 1: The most stubborn piece of shit.
Speaker 5: Finally, like Kong is trying to reason with Godzilla at
Speaker 5: one point, you know, with not using.
Speaker 1: He's like chi, he wouldn't stop.
Speaker 5: And then finally they worked together, and I got choked up,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, I'm in the theater like trying to
Speaker 5: make sure no one's looking at me. I'm trying to
Speaker 5: make sure Joe's not looking at me, and that I'm
Speaker 5: like getting a little choked up. I'm like, I feel
Speaker 5: so embarrassed hearing this little blast.
Speaker 1: You take a load here's a question. Here's a question.
Speaker 1: Fast You you are in.
Speaker 3: Dist you're in You're in the city that Godzilla and
Speaker 3: kin Connor attacking or they're painting for some reason.
Speaker 1: You're you're there, You're seeing it all happen.
Speaker 4: You're like maybe, like I don't know, maybe you fled
Speaker 4: the city and you're kind of like on like a hill,
Speaker 4: kind of on the outskirts and you're but you can
Speaker 4: still see them very clearly.
Speaker 3: They lock eyes with each other. Something happens. I don't
Speaker 3: know what what the happens, but they both decide they
Speaker 3: leave and they walk into the ocean together. As they're
Speaker 3: jumping down, you could see at the bottom of their
Speaker 3: feet Andy.
Speaker 1: Is written on both of them. That is, I would
Speaker 1: be so stressed God. I mean, I guess in that
Speaker 1: context he would have to be. You'd be. I mean,
Speaker 1: that'd be pretty wild.
Speaker 5: Do they only come to life when Andy marks them?
Speaker 1: That's why they That's why they lie? Are we alive?
Speaker 3: Like that? Like that's like the is it voodoo stuff?
Speaker 3: Is your perspective?
Speaker 4: Where like he's somewhere playing with with King Kong and
Speaker 4: Godzilla and then he just got bored and stopped And
Speaker 4: that's why they leave, and that is that you.
Speaker 1: Know what you know? I actually I don't want to talk. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys have the right to talk about this, at
Speaker 1: least I don't want to.
Speaker 5: I want to say, real quick is I think it
Speaker 5: would actually because I've been saying, look, man, I'm I'm
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be honest. I'm like ten percent series when
Speaker 5: I joke about the simulation, So I say this all
Speaker 5: the time. I'm like, oh, I think we're in the simulation.
Speaker 5: Things are People are so unbelievably stupid. They're programmed in
Speaker 5: the way that shouldn't be reality, Like say this, they're two.
Speaker 5: It's like when you you override things in sims to
Speaker 5: make people do just things that humans would never should
Speaker 5: be able to do. It's like exist in a room.
Speaker 5: You trap a human in a room and he'll just
Speaker 5: won't even attempt to escape in the sims, like because
Speaker 5: they're so programmably stupid.
Speaker 1: But anyway, it would give me solace that I like.
Speaker 5: Oh, I just the world is so much more, Uh,
Speaker 5: this reality is so much more than I couldn't possibly understand.
Speaker 5: I would make me feel better, Like if like Andy, like, oh,
Speaker 5: there's the Godzilla and has anyon. I'd be like, okay,
Speaker 5: you know I have no I have no reference for
Speaker 5: reality anymore.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter to I would have to stop, you know,
Speaker 1: like the moon in Halo three when they like look
Speaker 1: up and never play it. No, Halo two, maybe maybe
Speaker 1: it's one, it's one or three when you look up
Speaker 1: and they see the fucking guy you mount the way
Speaker 1: galaxy and he's like, stop, not right now, I don't.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Well they're like, oh is that is that?
Speaker 4: And they're looking at the balcony and they're like no, no,
Speaker 4: you would be crazy.
Speaker 1: Because you know, if you're about that too much, you
Speaker 1: will go into I want to say, so what what if?
Speaker 5: What if it was true? What that you skipped Halo three.
Speaker 3: Pretending this all time I've played it with it, I've
Speaker 3: been masquerading.
Speaker 1: That would be every stream that I've ever done, played
Speaker 1: story mode together in the same rule every.
Speaker 3: I had somebody else's arms, somebody else was in my
Speaker 3: shirt playing it for me, and you were pretending.
Speaker 1: Pretend you're also just like, yeah, this is crazy. My
Speaker 1: eyes were glazy.
Speaker 3: I'm actually blind fully like, these guys are.
Speaker 1: The wildest category.
Speaker 3: It's completely I have contacts on that look like my
Speaker 3: eyes don't have cataracts. Actually, I mean that's definitely real.
Speaker 3: That's just a fake contact.
Speaker 5: That's yeah, that's weird. Doesn't know because like this guy,
Speaker 5: they'll put in like the fake eye thing. What's There's
Speaker 5: gotta be a reason why. Usually because they're missing an eye, Derek,
Speaker 5: because I saw Mike Bisbee. He's not missing an eye,
Speaker 5: but he puts a little thing on it to make
Speaker 5: it look like he's an eye. But he has like
Speaker 5: the it's blind so it looks against like the cataract
Speaker 5: in one eye.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, why you're a normal eye? Like why? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: A moment that chunked up a little bit, even though
Speaker 1: it was supposed to be. It was funny and then
Speaker 1: it became sad.
Speaker 4: I know what you're about to say. Moment, go ahead,
Speaker 4: let's do three yeah, three to one? Missus down fire
Speaker 4: end credits.
Speaker 1: Oh that ship is it's sad because I was it
Speaker 1: was over no d credits not the ending. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I was talking about I really thought you guys were
Speaker 1: gonna be SYNCD up. Why why why you don't know?
Speaker 1: That is?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: I am what do you say? What you say? The
Speaker 1: moment about what you're gonna say, the moment when Arthur
Speaker 1: is like talking to the to the but then you
Speaker 1: ruined it because now I hit a little kid. I'm cooking.
Speaker 1: I'm cook.
Speaker 3: That is a great That is probably like the most
Speaker 3: emotional that I got in outside of like maybe the
Speaker 3: end the end of that game is so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good.
Speaker 5: The scene has been ruined from the no that I'm
Speaker 5: seriously it is legitimately gone for me.
Speaker 1: That is crazy.
Speaker 2: That is that is the most emotional scene in video game.
Speaker 2: It's literally such a powerful moment.
Speaker 5: It's so tragic, and then now it's gone, like it
Speaker 5: is there, it cannot be recovered.
Speaker 1: That it can't be recovered from that is so fucking sad.
Speaker 1: That is unfortunately, it really is. But that's what happened.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not hyperbowling. I really think that's the most
Speaker 1: emotional scene the video games. I mean, well, I can't.
Speaker 5: Yes, I think I think overall, yes, like like, but
Speaker 5: I would say there's some more like think of a
Speaker 5: spec off the line for example, for people, especially for
Speaker 5: people who are in the military. Probably care about them.
Speaker 5: We're not talking about them.
Speaker 3: Go back, go back to what I was saying that
Speaker 3: Frogan joins, us.
Speaker 1: Your granddad go back and be traumatized again. Let's go,
Speaker 1: let's go.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: But I think it's like because for me, the most
Speaker 1: frog is supposed to be like frozen, Like I'm on
Speaker 1: fire today, Holy Froze. It is crazy.
Speaker 3: And Joe Rogan and the Incredible says, frozen is frozen,
Speaker 3: Frozen Frozan frozen, Frozergan.
Speaker 1: It's frozen.
Speaker 3: It's just like it's like that giants blood, like the
Speaker 3: Night King, and that's it. He's just blue frozen.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say he.
Speaker 3: Blue when he's in the freaking ice math, it's like
Speaker 3: that version of it where he's this guy with his
Speaker 3: fucking six inch nipples. Yeah, he's they're talking about like
Speaker 3: a fucking octopus, spider robot downtown attacking or something.
Speaker 1: But like I don't believe it. That frozen, but like
Speaker 1: why would I do that? Why would I do that? Ye, frozen.
Speaker 1: He's on the black ice, but he still does the podcast.
Speaker 3: He's screaming from behind the ice the other any other
Speaker 3: guys like, so you see Jamie, could you do you.
Speaker 1: Already say Jamie, I'm trying to be respectful. I have
Speaker 1: no idea what he's saying.
Speaker 3: He's screaming so loud. The sound is coming through Joe, Joe,
Speaker 3: I don't think that's true. Are you saying felt me?
Speaker 1: Felt? He's saying felt me? I think I thank you?
Speaker 1: Thank you's saying help me? Well, I mean, doesn't need
Speaker 1: my help. It's Joe Rogan is tough. It's it's froz Ogan.
Speaker 1: He's he's, he's, he's, he's better than all of us.
Speaker 1: He said he's tough. He's somehow rocking the ice a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 3: He's screaming so loud.
Speaker 1: I can I can vision like you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: gets caught up Pokemon. He's doing that? Really, I guess
Speaker 1: is turn the A c on? This is such insane.
Speaker 1: Half thousand episodes of this. They have millions of views.
Speaker 1: Fucking trunk came on. So good to finally have you
Speaker 1: on the bike. Little it's a little warm hair, Le'll
Speaker 1: get the Let's get the temperture down a lot. Let's
Speaker 1: get it down a lot. Are you okay, Joe? Joe okay?
Speaker 1: Would you like to die in the ice? What do
Speaker 1: you like to be free? Finally dies?
Speaker 3: Ever?
Speaker 1: You know frozen?
Speaker 2: It's amazing, there's done funny let's read one more question.
Speaker 1: If you gotta get out of you, isn't funny work
Speaker 1: up the idea of fucking chili Joe Rogan, fucking ice
Speaker 1: Icy Joe Rogan, fucking every.
Speaker 5: Igan, ice Y broke Ice Jo the Chilli Joe Joe penguin.
Speaker 1: Joe is the guy that killed Batman's parents, Joe Joe, Joe, Chill,
Speaker 1: Joe chill. Fuck. Let me get the ice thing. Elsa
Speaker 1: Rogan looking every every sort of snowy Arctic adjective. Oh god,
Speaker 1: all from Frogan. Frogan. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Sorry, So you play arctic monkeys as Joe Rogan frozen,
Speaker 3: Now that's an arctic monkey.
Speaker 1: If I've ever seen the man's going crazy. Joe is
Speaker 1: frozen and torture for hours, for millions hours. It's just
Speaker 1: the constants, like I can't I can't hear him.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just what we do before the show
Speaker 3: goes live, like trying to set the cameras up and
Speaker 3: trying to like, yeah, get audio working.
Speaker 1: It's that.
Speaker 3: But that's the show for a thousand episodes until he finally,
Speaker 3: like somehow passes away and dies.
Speaker 1: He's a tough dude. He endured that long, for that long.
Speaker 1: I mean you saw him do the cold plunge, like
Speaker 1: so yeah, yeah, he can deal with He can with that.
Speaker 2: He is.
Speaker 3: His downfall is that he was your acclimated to it
Speaker 3: that it ended up prolonging and suffering.
Speaker 1: A normal person would have would have died a few
Speaker 1: minutes Joe died. When Bilburg goes on, it's like, look
Speaker 1: at Joe there, you're frozen cool. I think my favorite
Speaker 1: three hours for three hours. I love him so much.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, Jamie. He's not black. He's gonna be like
Speaker 1: this the whole time. Blue. That's insane. That's insane, dickhead.
Speaker 1: It's no word, there's no words, just screams and grunts.
Speaker 5: Look, he finally dies because he channels all of his
Speaker 5: power into having his nibbles replicated, drills.
Speaker 6: Like he's working on it, but then through the ice
Speaker 6: break and then dies shattered, jackasses and pieces, what asshole?
Speaker 5: What a fucking And then they still they still do
Speaker 5: the podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, frosted, pieces, shattered. You're looking a little green there
Speaker 1: when I was looking a little looking a little bloated.
Speaker 1: There is that is that? The is that the guest screaming?
Speaker 1: All right, let's get the fun out of here.
Speaker 5: Yes, get out of here. We made a lot of characters. Man,
Speaker 5: sperm uh what's his name? Against Spermy Sanders.
Speaker 1: Fro fro. I can't get over that. That's good ship, amazing, amazing.
Speaker 1: Oh that was fun. Uh. Let's see. Let me get
Speaker 1: these let me.
Speaker 4: Get these twenty five dollars up tears. These patrons right, Remember,
Speaker 4: you can get your name.
Speaker 3: You get your name right at the end of the
Speaker 3: show if you go over to patreon dot com slash
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Speaker 1: I'm genuinely exhausted from that. Holy fuck, let's Seeah, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty fucking tired. That shit got me. I'm so fucking
Speaker 1: I have not I have not laughed consistently at bullshit.
Speaker 1: I needed that. You know what that? You know what?
Speaker 1: That is?
Speaker 3: That, my friend, is the unfortunate blanket of apathy that
Speaker 3: you now have. Man, I'm sad because the silver lining
Speaker 3: is it's like he can't do it, he can't do
Speaker 3: it again, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: You know what's crazy? I actually have a to to
Speaker 5: escape thinking about the situation for too long. I'm actually
Speaker 5: a little bit looking forward to playing Dragon Age. It's
Speaker 5: it's like I was thinking. I was like, I just
Speaker 5: want to like hurry up, and I don't want to
Speaker 5: think too long about like the don't. I have not
Speaker 5: been on social media since last night.
Speaker 1: I've been I've been on discord in the places I
Speaker 1: chose to be. Yeah, I literally can't, like if I
Speaker 1: go on Twitter, I'm just gonna have to go on
Speaker 1: a mass like muting.
Speaker 3: I have to.
Speaker 1: That's what I to be fair.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when I did check, I think it was Whitefore
Speaker 5: I went to bed, I muted some guy, some fucking
Speaker 5: costplaying wizard.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: People were cool, man, I think people like people that
Speaker 3: I like. I swear, I thought, you're on this guy,
Speaker 3: the costplaying wizard guy.
Speaker 1: I don't remember his fucking name.
Speaker 5: You've seen him before because he he was at like
Speaker 5: all the vig Con stuff, but he was like he
Speaker 5: would be a wizard. I can't remember, but this guy.
Speaker 5: I really like talking to that guy. And then I
Speaker 5: saw him like laughing at people that were upset, and
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, I thought you were normal, Like,
Speaker 5: I mean, maybe I should have seen him costplaying as
Speaker 5: a wizard as as content. Maybe I should have saw
Speaker 5: some sign this guy's insane.
Speaker 1: Guy stop.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 5: It was a guy that he wanted, pretty cool guy
Speaker 5: that was on American Idol that wanted to collab with
Speaker 5: me on something, and uh, he wanted to do a
Speaker 5: kill Switch song and I was like, oh yeah, well
Speaker 5: we'll get around to it.
Speaker 1: And then I saw him whole ass.
Speaker 5: Literally didn't say a fucking word and whole ass maga
Speaker 5: hat maga thing in the background, the flag yes.
Speaker 1: On one thing, like you're a bitch. You're a big bitch.
Speaker 1: The people who like.
Speaker 4: Pretend not to do it, like and then just be like,
Speaker 4: h it's safe now, ye massive mondo pussy like I
Speaker 4: had a five to four and I could beat the shatty.
Speaker 1: Probably that's embarrassing. Yeah, and you never just just didn't
Speaker 1: own it, Like I don't understand what's so crazy about it.
Speaker 1: Trump would think you're a massive fucking piece of ship
Speaker 1: to be like where were you before? Yeah, where were
Speaker 1: you on tower? You could have saved me, you pussy?
Speaker 1: Like what ultimate cowards man? That is literally the.
Speaker 5: N laal energy antithesis of masculinity. Yeah, you fucking cowards.
Speaker 1: Oh well yeah yeah they're all okay, they're gonna have
Speaker 1: hearing about his fucking possible indictment right before he becomes happening.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's it's all gonna be handway, waste, doesn't matter,
Speaker 5: even like you're you're gonna be executed. And then and
Speaker 5: then the spinkle, actually executions aren't real anymore or something.
Speaker 5: They'll they'll fail fix everything. It'll be fixed everything that
Speaker 5: is supposed to affect him, or like, oh, we got
Speaker 5: to sign into law that uh, no more pedophiles, you know,
Speaker 5: because they're trying to stop grooming from tran whatever the
Speaker 5: fuck they're saying. Yeah, they're protecting except for you know,
Speaker 5: if you did it on this one particular.
Speaker 3: Island, it was okay, way, yeah, I would never vote
Speaker 3: for somebody who was friends with that scene.
Speaker 1: And then like with p Diddy all the time with.
Speaker 5: Oh all the people that are friends with Paddy, you're
Speaker 5: voting for Kamalo And I was like, and then you
Speaker 5: just see all the pictures of Elon and Trump with
Speaker 5: literally with dad he has a stake in Twitter or
Speaker 5: X Oh my god. Yeah, it's one of those things
Speaker 5: where I'm like, this is so comically stupid. This is
Speaker 5: so comically stupid.
Speaker 1: The thing is that we're not even lying about you
Speaker 1: don't have to We don't have to lie. There's no
Speaker 1: reason to lie. Stupid about it, and even I just
Speaker 1: I want to.
Speaker 5: Somebody tried to push back to me when I showed,
Speaker 5: and I said, how are you gonna count me with this?
Speaker 5: Go to like congress dot org and go to the
Speaker 5: section where they're voting. See all the hrs. See how
Speaker 5: all these Republicans vote. Here's an example. I'll get you started.
Speaker 5: Come back to me after you've done this, and I
Speaker 5: still have people trying to talk shit, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: you didn't there's no point.
Speaker 1: I don't actually do it. Yeah, they don't want to know.
Speaker 1: It's fine. Have fun, have fun, have fun with your
Speaker 1: with your ears, you're team, have phone with your fucking
Speaker 1: cult man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, let's get the fuck out of here. Let's
Speaker 3: read the names.
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Speaker 5: fucking came back with eighteen dollars worth of candy. Like
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Speaker 1: Uh facts that wouldn't happen. I'm not like that.
Speaker 3: Sweeney is just Christ and his bizarre farm companying choice.
Speaker 3: Sweeney uses knitting wool to floss. Sweeney uses the microphone
Speaker 3: cord to floss the gap between his teeth.
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Speaker 3: But like, fucking I read this last episode. I said,
Speaker 3: the five uh five five hour energies. That's fifty five
Speaker 3: hour energies, which is crazy, the idea of like a fifty.
Speaker 1: Oh, I got just I gotta take a fifty five
Speaker 1: hour energy real quick. There's no water either, just raw
Speaker 1: powder down the.
Speaker 5: First minute after the fifty five hours, you just die
Speaker 5: like you're you're completely on the level the entire time, and.
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Speaker 3: It's too much terrible place to get that's the last
Speaker 3: place you have left there, terrible blaze again.
Speaker 2: You have chest tatts too, right or no? No, you
Speaker 2: have no chest tat No, because I've always do it.
Speaker 2: I want to show off your tattoo. Yeah, my tors
Speaker 2: has always been like fat and it's like like, that's no.
Speaker 2: I would have to get that sh sorted out if
Speaker 2: a tattoo like my torso.
Speaker 1: Because I forget, like I literally forget how many tattoos
Speaker 1: you have? Remember?
Speaker 3: What do you just tattoo a thin torso on your chest?
Speaker 1: Tattoos? Wait? Wait, what tattoos on your thin Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, tattoo, like, yeah, the thin torso and then put
Speaker 5: tattoos on top of it.
Speaker 1: That is fucking phenomenal. Should have been president.
Speaker 3: I think I might be qualify. I have concepts of plans.
Speaker 1: I have a concept of plan. I'm saying that it
Speaker 1: makes over the last nine years.
Speaker 5: You're bringing me back like I'm trying to be like,
Speaker 5: I'm over how stupid sh it is. And then you
Speaker 5: say that, I'm like, oh my god, he stops.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be over it. My girlfriend's so upset.
Speaker 1: I'm have to hear that ship when I go home.
Speaker 5: Man, my god, I haven't talked to Jojo about it
Speaker 5: because she went to work early.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to. Literally, I'm gonna have to go home.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to listen to her talk about how
Speaker 5: America is again.
Speaker 1: He's gonna have to.
Speaker 3: I mean, she has the right to vent. Unfortunately of
Speaker 3: course she does. But I'm just saying like she doesn't,
Speaker 3: well not anymore. That might be that might be, that
Speaker 3: might be hoop the benefit of like women being less
Speaker 3: because you know they are and we kind of have
Speaker 3: to like act like they're not so like.
Speaker 5: Ah, man, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna hear it and
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go play. Did you mind to leave?
Speaker 1: Because I have a good idea today, a great idea.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you.
Speaker 3: I want to pitch this guy's listen to you real quick.
Speaker 3: In the same vein of the tattoos.
Speaker 1: What happened? What the fucking curt we touched tips man again?
Speaker 1: Oh man?
Speaker 3: Fortunate in the same vein, like almost like the thin
Speaker 3: tattoo on on the torso right, I've kind of been thinking, like.
Speaker 4: How does this strike you? Like, so my noise canceling
Speaker 4: headphones aren't working super well anymore. Like the noise canceling
Speaker 4: part of it is okay broken. So I figure what
Speaker 4: I'm going to do is I'm going to record ten
Speaker 4: hours of absolute silence and then just blast to the
Speaker 4: silence in my headphones.
Speaker 3: That is.
Speaker 1: So brilliant that you will be the next president. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So that's like people are like, I never I never
Speaker 5: thought of why would I ever buy anc headphones again?
Speaker 1: So I'm wasting so much money. I was wasting so
Speaker 1: much fucking money.
Speaker 5: Ye, I'm a little like I recommended some headphones. I
Speaker 5: will say the they sound so great, but the noise canceling,
Speaker 5: the active noise canceling, is fucking stupidly mundane. Yeah that
Speaker 5: compared to like if you were to get like an
Speaker 5: x M five or something from Sony or the XM four,
Speaker 5: the fours or whatever. Uh yeah, I was because they're
Speaker 5: like these are really for the price. They compete really well.
Speaker 5: I have some shitty, uh everyday headphones from uh Raycon
Speaker 5: and there they run circles and run circles around these.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the why not?
Speaker 3: Hold on?
Speaker 1: Raycons aren't shitty look at it. Look if you.
Speaker 5: Are a normal person, Raycon is very serviceable the everyday earbuds.
Speaker 1: Let's move on never getting paid ever again. Ray j
Speaker 1: was about to hit us up right now and.
Speaker 3: Sorry guy first while he was dancing on the house
Speaker 3: and he was like, he's I'm joking actually, Like, but like,
Speaker 3: I also don't really like earbuds toar their earbuds service
Speaker 3: if you're a regular person earbuds to me, Like, I'm
Speaker 3: never going to prefer earbuds over headphones ever.
Speaker 1: Uh so for like earbuds just on whatever. Same anyway, let's.
Speaker 3: What the are were Christ and Sween have the patients
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Speaker 1: Please play? That's I don't know, man, patients of a Saint? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think there's any patients at all.
Speaker 1: There's no Saints. That's like it.
Speaker 5: That's all like when when you see someone who's like
Speaker 5: kind of parasocially backing somebody and they say something that's
Speaker 5: just not true at all, like we none of us
Speaker 5: have any patients.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no patience at all. That's that's why this
Speaker 1: show happens, because there's no patience. Yeah. I was just like,
Speaker 1: come on, guy.
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Speaker 3: that thing where they like I saw a news report
Speaker 3: today that was like there was like a dolphin found
Speaker 3: like mutilated or something like somewhere.
Speaker 4: It's just like some news report out of context. And
Speaker 4: I saw a quoteet where it was just like it
Speaker 4: was RFK sitting like this. It's like, so I was
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Speaker 4: like stallone. I can't even think any of the man,
Speaker 4: that's how bad they look, looks so stupid.
Speaker 1: I can't even that's crazy.
Speaker 5: They're like they're like, uh, they're mega minds. They're they're
Speaker 5: they're like special needs a saries. Now, that's basically that's
Speaker 5: kind of what they were that is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: One. That's crazy, dude, Like, yeah, they're really ugly. That's crazy.
Speaker 5: Really, it's it's so weird that you can actually you
Speaker 5: can customize your rook so well that they actually look
Speaker 5: kind of realistic. And then it's so jarring compared to
Speaker 5: when you're standing next to like say like say Arrick,
Speaker 5: when you're standing next to fucking Veric look like an
Speaker 5: oil painting.
Speaker 1: You're standing next to him. And I smoothed.
Speaker 5: I I picked my complexions for my guy because I
Speaker 5: spent a long time crafting him. First, I was gonna
Speaker 5: not do it. I was like, I'm just gonna make
Speaker 5: an ugly ass motherfucker dive into it. And I was like,
Speaker 5: you know, let me see what this.
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Speaker 1: looks okay, and then very it looks like it is
Speaker 1: there is there like is there like an interspecies breeding
Speaker 1: and freaking in the ragn what I forgot? There's nothing,
Speaker 1: uh that shows.
Speaker 5: But here's the thing the Knari where some people think
Speaker 5: that there were l's at some point, and I think
Speaker 5: all they did was just like, oh, you know that
Speaker 5: series were that uh there was that person that looks
Speaker 5: like Tosh or whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was her or not.
Speaker 5: I don't give a fuck. Or they're just like just
Speaker 5: just just turn him into where it looks like they
Speaker 5: It's just I don't think there was put any thought
Speaker 5: to it.
Speaker 1: They're just like scale it back.
Speaker 5: So we don't have to do anything if I if
Speaker 5: I had to, if I, oh like.
Speaker 1: Looks like light is definitely over.
Speaker 4: Yeah alright, uh yeah yeah, so insecure about his teeth
Speaker 4: and not because his eyes blink out of time with
Speaker 4: each other.
Speaker 3: Is that real?
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Speaker 1: be slavery review channels in Vegas?
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Speaker 3: And in my hour of darkness is he's jerking right
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Speaker 1: that is I recognize.
Speaker 3: It kind And in my hour of darkness, he is
Speaker 3: jerking right in front of me taking loads of his
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Speaker 1: But no, that is the entire thing.
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Speaker 3: Riddic franchise so much that the payment for his cameo
Speaker 3: in Hobbes and Shaw was.
Speaker 1: The rights to it. Are you serious? That's sounds real?
Speaker 3: So that this is like, I don't know, I feel
Speaker 3: like everything nothing's beyond parody. Now that franchise only continued
Speaker 3: because of him, that is for sure. That he was
Speaker 3: like yeah, because people were like really know the Vin Diesel. Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know because because everyone's like, I don't really
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Speaker 1: Of these, you know. It was like one of those.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Triple X. I'm like, nobody, nobody, but yeah, and they did.
Speaker 5: And then they did another one. I forgot many years
Speaker 5: ago because Donni In was in it. You don't remember
Speaker 5: which one they did. They ah, like, he's a cool Asian.
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Speaker 5: the blind.
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Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Donnie In the actor, the actor, he was the blind
Speaker 1: fucking guy in Rogue one.
Speaker 5: There was only one blind Asian man in Rogue one.
Speaker 1: Thought that was just a just thought there was a
Speaker 1: random I was like, who is this kid? So I'm
Speaker 1: so kidding, you know he was so.
Speaker 3: That was real.
Speaker 1: That was.
Speaker 3: So I knew.
Speaker 1: You were like, but like you did the thing that
Speaker 1: I've never seen that was a good acting. It was
Speaker 1: you were like, You're like, he totally tricked me. It
Speaker 1: was so sincere. I was like, that's good. He was like,
Speaker 1: I thought you was just a regular. I thought it
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Speaker 2: that was the best lie I've done in a very
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Speaker 2: Musha three. When I was talking about three, he was him.
Speaker 2: He was He was involved in Animusha three, which is
Speaker 2: like crazy for him.
Speaker 5: I mean, if if I would, if he I literally
Speaker 5: would have good Why I'm going to write him in
Speaker 5: next time, write him and it's gonna be why are
Speaker 5: people writing me? He was like, I can't even com president,
Speaker 5: really cannot become president. I mean at the point like
Speaker 5: they voted, yeah they did. They worked at Michelle Yo
Speaker 5: a lot when she was younger, who I thought was
Speaker 5: fucking fine. You young Michelle. I thought she was so Yeah, whatever,
Speaker 5: I mean, I'll smash well, let's go. I still was
Speaker 5: still do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: This for the story showing someone from nineteen forties, Piper Perry,
Speaker 4: getting ruined by a pack of Big Dick Devian's Hunter Dubois.
Speaker 1: Was she dead?
Speaker 3: Piper Perry I'm not who the hell is Piper Perry
Speaker 3: was some porn starting? Oh?
Speaker 1: I think she killed herself? Was pretty sad, true, I
Speaker 1: think I think she died. I can look it up.
Speaker 3: You're I think you're thinking of now you're you're thinking
Speaker 3: of Cameron Boys.
Speaker 1: No, he didn't kill himself. He died. Didn't Anicle something die?
Speaker 1: Nick Anna Nicole Smith? Wouldn't she start? Or was she
Speaker 1: like Anle Smith is dead? Well? She something her son
Speaker 1: died and then she died or something. Remember that gay
Speaker 1: bar man? Was she even a porn star? Was she
Speaker 1: just like I think she was? Just she just dated
Speaker 1: perfect right? I don't think that's the same person. These
Speaker 1: are all the same people.
Speaker 3: They're a trashy yeah, you know what I mean. It's
Speaker 3: just like I guess, yeah, fair enough, Dan Nan Nana
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Speaker 3: Give us your dong tonight. We're all in the mood
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Speaker 1: wasn't even enough to cut out.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, okay, all fun what is this?
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay? Uh?
Speaker 4: The fat headed egomaniac one, as is customary.
Speaker 5: I love that everybody's on top of like changing their
Speaker 5: names for for yeah, yea, so nice.
Speaker 1: I appreciate its.
Speaker 5: Right, Piper per what a stupid fucking name. Piper's are
Speaker 5: real name, But come on, guy, that's like being named
Speaker 5: like Cummy Smith ors. I don't know if you're a
Speaker 5: porn star like Dick Cum, is your name like, yeah,
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Speaker 5: or something.
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Speaker 1: it was like yeah, yeah, okay, okay, fair enough. Let's go.
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Speaker 4: hal TV show video? She piped on my Pippa clicked
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Speaker 4: with a couple of goonsers. I'm just here so I
Speaker 4: don't get killed Bridge. People come to me like, what's
Speaker 4: all this? Then putting in the baby.
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Speaker 1: realized that, like my sense of humor, the people that
Speaker 1: actually like my sense of humor are the shittiest kinds
Speaker 1: of human beings. And I feel like I realized that
Speaker 1: so often, where like, if I'm not directly interacted with
Speaker 1: somebody and they have funny jokes like me, it's like,
Speaker 1: oh no, this guy's probably actually a bigot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I like, I know, that's why you
Speaker 5: surround yourself with you know, it's yeah, yeah, they all
Speaker 5: wear that.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: You're my friend? Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Late too, late Jack, you got crashed into friendship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're all right.
Speaker 5: I do have like seventeen maga hats, and I beat
Speaker 5: up queer people on a regular basis. But I still
Speaker 5: don't really see the correlation between you and I.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, you wouldn't. You wouldn't invite me over next time?
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Speaker 3: sew him, just to show that I'm gay. Kremlin di
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Speaker 1: Who he sucks really well. I heard he's like a
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Speaker 5: Whatever, he's a bad dad. Yeah, my dad, though, I
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Speaker 1: I'm close? That said insane?
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Speaker 5: some way?
Speaker 1: Are you fucking casterbating your casturbating? Is that when Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan jerk's off. I don't understand. I don't know. Is
Speaker 1: that like ro Caster Brocaster Jamie checked this out? What if?
Speaker 3: What if Joe Rogan brought on his cousin Joe slogan
Speaker 3: and uh it was an even slower, even stupid version
Speaker 3: of his.
Speaker 1: And then he and then he brought on his other
Speaker 1: cousin a football three. Yeah, he got thrown into the woodchipper.
Speaker 1: Why would he get thrown in? But he's the thrower
Speaker 1: throw did he throw wood chipper up?
Speaker 5: And and then there's Throat Rogan, his porn star cousin. Throat,
Speaker 5: he's like gay porn star. Of course he looks exactly Drogan,
Speaker 5: of course, like all of them.
Speaker 1: Then there's slow Rogan, who's just Joe Rogan.
Speaker 5: That there's this dumber cousin, but like it's still a
Speaker 5: paradox because like Joe has already reached the level, the
Speaker 5: lowest level of dumb.
Speaker 1: He's not. But then I want to I think he's
Speaker 1: just really he's stupidly disillusioned a stupid degree.
Speaker 5: I could discussed that the other time, because that's like
Speaker 5: a longer.
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Speaker 3: and popular, you California pussies, all right, thanks for twenty
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Speaker 3: vote at least, because like, dude, like I really I
Speaker 3: cannot stress this enough. I hate the electoral college. I
Speaker 3: think it's really fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's as useless as daylight saving. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And by the way, this, this, by the way, even
Speaker 3: proves that it's not necessary. By the way, like he
Speaker 3: won the popular vote, so like I've seen a lot
Speaker 3: of people it's like, you want to rely on the
Speaker 3: popular vote, but then only fucking only Democrats.
Speaker 1: And when it's like he just.
Speaker 5: Won, what do you first of all like that? And
Speaker 5: if you if they do like what they did this
Speaker 5: time around by leaned into the psychosis of their fan base,
Speaker 5: It made him the most popular candidate.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right, all right, anyway, we'll see you
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