WEBVTT 1 00:00:04.879 --> 00:00:18.719 Uh, hello, everybody, It's me Cecily Nobler here with Stephanie 2 00:00:18.760 --> 00:00:22.239 Wilder Taylor, and we are here talk about in just 3 00:00:22.359 --> 00:00:25.239 like that and just like that who which we were 4 00:00:25.280 --> 00:00:27.320 already cool enough to know that it was terrible, And 5 00:00:27.359 --> 00:00:29.079 now the world seems to have caught up with us. 6 00:00:29.239 --> 00:00:32.119 Why aren't you getting agitated by all these articles saying 7 00:00:32.159 --> 00:00:35.719 all the things we've already been saying, like no, duh, 8 00:00:36.719 --> 00:00:38.200 I'm in a bad mood. I should tell you that 9 00:00:38.439 --> 00:00:39.159 from the jump. 10 00:00:40.520 --> 00:00:42.679 Well, you being in a bad mood is only is 11 00:00:42.679 --> 00:00:48.600 only good for us, right right, it's only it's only helpful. Listen, 12 00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:54.159 this is objectively not a good show. The world, as 13 00:00:54.200 --> 00:00:59.000 you just said, is aware of it. So it's like 14 00:00:59.399 --> 00:01:00.320 it's almost. 15 00:01:00.039 --> 00:01:01.520 It's like we don't want to beat a dead horse. 16 00:01:01.560 --> 00:01:04.680 But there are so many things that were making me 17 00:01:04.879 --> 00:01:07.680 so mad that when I did find out that you 18 00:01:07.719 --> 00:01:09.879 weren't in like the greatest mood, I was so relieved, 19 00:01:10.000 --> 00:01:14.599 because I mean, listen, you love the show. You loved 20 00:01:14.599 --> 00:01:15.000 the show. 21 00:01:15.480 --> 00:01:18.519 I loved such show that he loved the I've seen 22 00:01:18.640 --> 00:01:20.959 every episode, no joke, fifteen times. 23 00:01:21.319 --> 00:01:23.079 If you ever had like what do you call it? 24 00:01:23.079 --> 00:01:25.799 Like a quiz like a like a pub quiz or something, 25 00:01:26.319 --> 00:01:28.400 and that was one of the categories, like a sex 26 00:01:28.439 --> 00:01:30.480 in the city. What do you call like a trivia thing? 27 00:01:31.040 --> 00:01:33.400 You want me on your team? I would win, I 28 00:01:33.400 --> 00:01:36.040 would win for you. But this is just like it's 29 00:01:36.120 --> 00:01:43.120 just so so fucked up this show, Like why why why? 30 00:01:43.159 --> 00:01:45.319 You and I have been talking about this and I 31 00:01:45.359 --> 00:01:49.519 guess it's for it's on our other show. Well no, 32 00:01:49.560 --> 00:01:51.760 it's it's on Rose Pricks, but it's for a different 33 00:01:51.799 --> 00:01:55.400 television show, which is The Valley. I believe The Valley 34 00:01:56.120 --> 00:02:01.000 is the one where we're just like, it's become Three's Company, right, right, right, Okay, 35 00:02:01.079 --> 00:02:04.640 this was Three's Company. This was the most threes company 36 00:02:05.159 --> 00:02:08.400 and oh my god, there's something coming. It is just like, 37 00:02:08.520 --> 00:02:11.960 oh my god, it's anesther misunderstanding. It's like way Jack 38 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:13.800 trippers gay what like. 39 00:02:14.520 --> 00:02:15.639 Wait, Chrissy's pregnant. 40 00:02:15.800 --> 00:02:17.400 Remember the one when they're all in the bathroom and 41 00:02:17.439 --> 00:02:20.159 they literally do the glass on the wall and they 42 00:02:20.199 --> 00:02:23.319 overhear or something and they're like ah, and then like 43 00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:26.800 Jack puts his whole hand in his mouth or no, 44 00:02:27.120 --> 00:02:28.439 just quiet himself. 45 00:02:28.439 --> 00:02:30.280 Like why wouldn't you just be able to be quiet? 46 00:02:30.319 --> 00:02:32.280 Why do you have to put your whole fist in. 47 00:02:32.280 --> 00:02:35.800 Your mouth, mouth stop yourself because you otherwise you're gonna 48 00:02:35.800 --> 00:02:37.520 go crazy and say the. 49 00:02:37.520 --> 00:02:40.400 Thing because the Ropers are having a convert, like, what 50 00:02:40.400 --> 00:02:41.840 do you think missus Roper's pregnant. 51 00:02:41.879 --> 00:02:45.120 She can't get pregnant, Jack, It's just it's just a mess. 52 00:02:45.919 --> 00:02:48.280 And and oh my biggest and I don't even want 53 00:02:48.280 --> 00:02:52.000 to give it up yet because my biggest complaint about this, well, 54 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:54.319 should I just tell you? Should I just like cut 55 00:02:54.560 --> 00:02:56.520 to it and then we'll come back to it, and 56 00:02:56.560 --> 00:02:58.560 before like, should I just tell you the woods thing 57 00:02:58.599 --> 00:02:59.719 that drove me the most crazy? 58 00:02:59.800 --> 00:03:01.479 Yeah? Yes, I think you know. 59 00:03:02.919 --> 00:03:08.120 I said Duncan thought that her her book was amazing. 60 00:03:08.319 --> 00:03:12.759 It was un believable. What the fuck? 61 00:03:12.919 --> 00:03:17.000 It's none of the characters makes sense, nobody's consistent. 62 00:03:18.800 --> 00:03:19.960 There's so many problems. 63 00:03:20.039 --> 00:03:22.840 It's so many it's like, okay, it's like if a, 64 00:03:23.039 --> 00:03:25.599 I here's the thing. I was flipping channels the other 65 00:03:25.719 --> 00:03:28.240 day just to soothe myself. I'm tired of watching old 66 00:03:28.280 --> 00:03:30.759 Real Housewives episodes. I need something else, and I've kind 67 00:03:30.759 --> 00:03:32.560 of run out of staff. So I went over to 68 00:03:32.599 --> 00:03:34.840 that because sometimes I just have to stop working for 69 00:03:34.919 --> 00:03:38.000 like eight seconds and watch TV. You know, well, I 70 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:41.280 eat my TV dinners. Things are good, you guys. I'm fine. 71 00:03:41.960 --> 00:03:45.599 So I'm flipping channels and Netflix has a show called 72 00:03:45.919 --> 00:03:46.879 and you probably see this. 73 00:03:47.159 --> 00:03:49.439 It is literally the worst show, worse than and just 74 00:03:49.520 --> 00:03:49.840 like that. 75 00:03:50.199 --> 00:03:53.159 It's called Building the Band, and I swear to god, 76 00:03:53.199 --> 00:03:55.240 it's like if AI made a show. 77 00:03:55.639 --> 00:03:58.319 It has it has the love, it has the voice. 78 00:03:58.039 --> 00:04:00.680 Where you hit the hit the thing, spin your chair 79 00:04:00.719 --> 00:04:03.599 around that like boom if you hear a song you like. 80 00:04:03.960 --> 00:04:07.439 It's also love is blind. It has the hallways with pods. Oh, 81 00:04:08.599 --> 00:04:10.680 it's making the band, just like making the mem but 82 00:04:10.719 --> 00:04:13.199 it's called Building the Band, which is even worse. 83 00:04:13.280 --> 00:04:16.279 Like that's that's such an AI title. Oh yeah, it's 84 00:04:16.879 --> 00:04:19.839 it's like a joke, like I can't believe and just 85 00:04:19.920 --> 00:04:22.560 like that is getting close to that. I mean, what 86 00:04:22.759 --> 00:04:23.160 is this? 87 00:04:23.839 --> 00:04:26.480 I really believe And we talked about this last time, 88 00:04:26.560 --> 00:04:29.879 and I have proof. I have proof this time. I 89 00:04:29.959 --> 00:04:32.680 really believe that Chachipt is writing this show. 90 00:04:32.800 --> 00:04:36.079 And well obviously and getting forgetting stuff as it does 91 00:04:36.360 --> 00:04:38.480 as it does, it gets things wrong. 92 00:04:38.560 --> 00:04:42.079 Yes, so the world also, I sent you this on Instagram, 93 00:04:42.120 --> 00:04:44.399 but there's like a whole thing about the fact that 94 00:04:44.439 --> 00:04:46.720 Lisa's father already died and. 95 00:04:46.759 --> 00:04:48.879 Yeah, yoh yeah we talked about that. Yeah, we talked 96 00:04:48.959 --> 00:04:51.560 about it. Now they all know now. 97 00:04:51.600 --> 00:04:54.199 But it's like it's crazy that they haven't, like what 98 00:04:54.639 --> 00:04:56.480 corrected it? And did you read the thing that I 99 00:04:56.519 --> 00:04:59.360 sent you, which is that they tried the show, tried 100 00:04:59.399 --> 00:05:03.759 to say like, oh yeah, that was her stepdad, that's 101 00:05:03.800 --> 00:05:06.439 the ticket, the one that died the time before we did. 102 00:05:06.600 --> 00:05:08.480 We didn't say it, but it was her other It 103 00:05:08.519 --> 00:05:09.240 was a different. 104 00:05:09.079 --> 00:05:11.519 I mean, that's a that's a good save. I mean, 105 00:05:11.560 --> 00:05:12.959 that's the what else are you gonna do? 106 00:05:13.240 --> 00:05:14.959 I mean, why not? I would do that. I would 107 00:05:14.959 --> 00:05:15.319 say that. 108 00:05:16.279 --> 00:05:18.519 Oh yeah, that was the guy who raised her. But 109 00:05:18.600 --> 00:05:20.680 remember the theater guy, he's crazy. He was often his 110 00:05:20.800 --> 00:05:27.000 love was the theater. Is missus roper kreignant? Or does 111 00:05:27.040 --> 00:05:28.879 she have prostate cancer? 112 00:05:29.600 --> 00:05:29.920 Jack? 113 00:05:30.399 --> 00:05:34.759 She can't have prostate cancer? And I love that. Oh 114 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:35.120 my god. 115 00:05:35.120 --> 00:05:37.720 There's so many like I have so many macro notes 116 00:05:37.759 --> 00:05:40.680 about it. But the other thing that's so annoying is 117 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:44.600 that they're really trying to lean into like everybody is 118 00:05:44.800 --> 00:05:48.560 so rich. You've you've just never been around people this rich. 119 00:05:48.600 --> 00:05:51.519 I don't believe. I don't remember that it being like 120 00:05:51.959 --> 00:05:57.439 the Real Housewives of Dubai right before was it was 121 00:05:57.600 --> 00:06:00.839 everybody just stupid rich definitely wasn't. 122 00:06:01.000 --> 00:06:03.079 Carrie wasn't that was She lived in a studio, was 123 00:06:03.120 --> 00:06:06.519 a struggling writer and always constantly like kind of struggling 124 00:06:06.519 --> 00:06:09.399 a little bit, I mean, not terribly, but yeah, people 125 00:06:09.439 --> 00:06:11.600 were kind of rich, but they worked hard. Miranda was 126 00:06:11.600 --> 00:06:15.319 a lawyer, Samantha was a publicist. Charlotte married people. 127 00:06:16.800 --> 00:06:19.439 You know, they had money, they had money. 128 00:06:19.519 --> 00:06:22.160 But I think what you're responding to is like, well, yeah, 129 00:06:22.279 --> 00:06:25.000 Carrie now has big money, and that's bizarre. 130 00:06:25.040 --> 00:06:28.639 And it's never there's never a moment we're but and 131 00:06:28.759 --> 00:06:31.199 Charlotte has insane money. 132 00:06:31.279 --> 00:06:34.279 They're all just like this, Harry I got money, Tray 133 00:06:34.519 --> 00:06:36.439 and Harry's got money. But let me just say this, 134 00:06:36.720 --> 00:06:39.680 You're an episode seven of this season and never once 135 00:06:40.000 --> 00:06:42.199 as she walked by like an old picture of big 136 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:43.839 and like kind of looked at it and been a 137 00:06:43.879 --> 00:06:44.920 little felt something. 138 00:06:45.240 --> 00:06:47.360 No, we never hear about him. 139 00:06:47.920 --> 00:06:50.879 She's so mean too, I sent I've been sending stuff 140 00:06:50.879 --> 00:06:53.680 any clips of like just mean Carrie moments from just 141 00:06:53.720 --> 00:06:55.120 like always. 142 00:06:55.319 --> 00:06:57.720 She's just mean. She's meaning this episode too. 143 00:06:58.560 --> 00:07:01.399 She's the meanest. Oh my god, she's so mean to Miranda. 144 00:07:01.639 --> 00:07:05.040 She's genuinely abusive. Now, I will say Miranda was also 145 00:07:05.120 --> 00:07:06.839 used to be kind of abusive of Carrie. They have 146 00:07:06.879 --> 00:07:10.800 a very toxic relationship. Yeah, and she and Miranda used 147 00:07:10.800 --> 00:07:12.959 to be terrible too, and she was like very very 148 00:07:13.000 --> 00:07:16.639 controlling and whatever. But like the way that Carrie talks 149 00:07:16.680 --> 00:07:18.439 to her and always has. 150 00:07:18.399 --> 00:07:19.600 Is just bizarre. 151 00:07:19.600 --> 00:07:21.079 Like I sent you the one where she broke her 152 00:07:21.120 --> 00:07:24.040 hip and okay, yes, Miranda got drunk and like got 153 00:07:24.240 --> 00:07:25.319 fingered by Chay. 154 00:07:25.199 --> 00:07:28.879 In the kitchen. Uh huh. And then she's like, what 155 00:07:28.959 --> 00:07:33.120 are you doing? I pat myself, Like, girl, I've. 156 00:07:32.959 --> 00:07:36.560 Had a crazy I've had a heart surgery and I 157 00:07:36.600 --> 00:07:38.800 was able to get out of bed very slowly and 158 00:07:38.800 --> 00:07:42.600 go to the bathroom. 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We 202 00:09:38.879 --> 00:09:41.600 like Duncan. Yeah, but he yeah, he opens the door. 203 00:09:41.639 --> 00:09:42.120 Why is she? 204 00:09:42.159 --> 00:09:44.360 Oh, because she's having a party and she wants to 205 00:09:44.399 --> 00:09:48.000 tell him why this isn't the part yet. 206 00:09:48.080 --> 00:09:51.840 No, No, she's just she's she knocks on his door 207 00:09:52.000 --> 00:09:55.679 and says, I hate you. Oh right, She's gonna tell 208 00:09:55.799 --> 00:09:58.200 him this is the beginning. She's like, I hate you 209 00:09:58.240 --> 00:10:01.039 and he's like, well, I'm going to need a little 210 00:10:01.039 --> 00:10:06.399 more explanation of that, a little context because he's very British, 211 00:10:06.720 --> 00:10:09.720 very British, and I always feel like I'm watching Annie 212 00:10:09.840 --> 00:10:10.960 when he's on there. 213 00:10:11.559 --> 00:10:13.480 I love him so much, I really do. 214 00:10:13.559 --> 00:10:15.759 I'm gonna I'm gonna do more of an Adele finks 215 00:10:15.799 --> 00:10:18.679 so much for reading my books so much. 216 00:10:19.440 --> 00:10:20.759 I love Duncan. 217 00:10:21.200 --> 00:10:24.519 I love him, I know, so okay, but his character 218 00:10:24.639 --> 00:10:25.879 is very inconsistent. 219 00:10:26.159 --> 00:10:30.600 So she's She's like, your first chapter was thrilling. It 220 00:10:30.639 --> 00:10:35.879 was published Margaret Thatcher published. Yeah, it was all about. 221 00:10:35.759 --> 00:10:38.799 Margaret Thatcher and it was so good and how how 222 00:10:38.919 --> 00:10:41.360 am I going to be able to like, have you 223 00:10:41.519 --> 00:10:42.200 read mine? 224 00:10:42.279 --> 00:10:47.279 Now? Yeah? Yeah, And this is what I was thinking. 225 00:10:47.320 --> 00:10:49.440 I was like, good call Carrie, because I don't think 226 00:10:49.480 --> 00:10:51.919 he's going to be that impressed with your The. 227 00:10:51.879 --> 00:10:55.320 Woman lifted her petticoat and showed the man her petunia 228 00:10:55.360 --> 00:10:57.240 flower like a woman looked out. 229 00:10:57.120 --> 00:10:59.919 The window and thought, maybe this is this rock is 230 00:11:00.080 --> 00:11:02.480 going to stay like the worst writing in the world 231 00:11:02.840 --> 00:11:04.480 last time, and I think we should do it again. 232 00:11:04.720 --> 00:11:06.919 I should turn to my friend chat GBT and see 233 00:11:06.919 --> 00:11:09.480 if it can come up with a better thing than 234 00:11:09.519 --> 00:11:10.080 what we had. 235 00:11:10.120 --> 00:11:12.600 In fact, I'm going to do that. You should. You should. 236 00:11:12.799 --> 00:11:17.799 It's just so her book is so bad, it's so 237 00:11:17.879 --> 00:11:18.519 pos like. 238 00:11:18.519 --> 00:11:21.240 The worst thing and It could have been so interesting 239 00:11:21.480 --> 00:11:24.960 within this context because there could have been an interesting 240 00:11:24.960 --> 00:11:27.679 platform where she really can't write fiction. You know, some 241 00:11:27.720 --> 00:11:30.840 people can't. Chuck Closterman, for example, great writer, one of 242 00:11:30.840 --> 00:11:33.639 my favorite writers, can't write fiction. He tried, he gave 243 00:11:33.639 --> 00:11:34.720 it the old college try. 244 00:11:35.200 --> 00:11:38.279 Didn't work. For whatever, it just was not good. Maybe 245 00:11:38.279 --> 00:11:39.080 that could be Carrie. 246 00:11:39.320 --> 00:11:44.000 And then he's embarrassed because he's like, now could and 247 00:11:44.000 --> 00:11:45.919 that would be wouldn't that be an interesting episode? 248 00:11:46.320 --> 00:11:49.759 So much more interesting? I would love that. I would 249 00:11:49.840 --> 00:11:52.799 love that. Remember that movie it was really not a 250 00:11:52.799 --> 00:11:56.679 good movie, but it was with Julia, it was with 251 00:11:56.879 --> 00:11:58.200 Ulie Louis Dreyfus. 252 00:11:58.480 --> 00:12:02.000 Yes, it's something like tell me I'm sorry. It's like 253 00:12:02.039 --> 00:12:04.240 you hurt my feelings and I literally called you hurt 254 00:12:04.240 --> 00:12:04.679 my feelings. 255 00:12:04.759 --> 00:12:07.360 Yes, But the plot, which was it didn't turn out 256 00:12:07.399 --> 00:12:09.080 to be a great book, but the what it was 257 00:12:09.120 --> 00:12:12.240 supposed to be where her husband doesn't think her new 258 00:12:12.240 --> 00:12:15.720 book is good, which I thought was a great idea 259 00:12:16.000 --> 00:12:17.559 for a book, like what do you do? What do 260 00:12:17.600 --> 00:12:19.559 you do if like your significant other. 261 00:12:19.600 --> 00:12:22.720 Is like oof? A thin premise, I have to say. 262 00:12:22.720 --> 00:12:23.799 And it was not a good movie. 263 00:12:23.879 --> 00:12:25.840 All right, here we have we got it, I said, 264 00:12:25.879 --> 00:12:30.600 please write me A terrible opening to an eighteen hundred's novel. 265 00:12:29.440 --> 00:12:34.320 M It was a moist. It was a moist and 266 00:12:34.360 --> 00:12:37.519 confusing morning in the village of people Shire upon tweed 267 00:12:37.960 --> 00:12:42.440 and young bartholow knew Higglebottom awoke, as he often did, 268 00:12:42.759 --> 00:12:45.799 tangled in his own cravat and wondering whether the distance 269 00:12:45.840 --> 00:12:50.240 sound was thunder cannon fire or is Aunt Mildred's indigestion. 270 00:12:50.759 --> 00:12:54.000 The fog rolled in like a clammy sigh from God himself, 271 00:12:54.200 --> 00:12:58.600 and the cows go silent, seemed to disapprove of something unspeakable. 272 00:12:58.759 --> 00:12:59.919 Okay, I'm might to say. 273 00:13:00.159 --> 00:13:01.919 I'm going to say that that is like a hundred 274 00:13:02.000 --> 00:13:05.360 times better and more interesting and colorful than. 275 00:13:05.279 --> 00:13:11.799 Carrie's novel, like Carrie in and just like that. Yeah, okay, 276 00:13:11.840 --> 00:13:13.360 let's see what he says about that. I think I 277 00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:15.799 spelled some things wrong, though he's not going to totally understand. 278 00:13:16.440 --> 00:13:19.360 He's thinking. They say New York is the city that 279 00:13:19.480 --> 00:13:22.240 never sleeps, But lately I've been the one laying awake 280 00:13:22.279 --> 00:13:25.759 at three am, scrolling through my past. Oh my god, 281 00:13:25.879 --> 00:13:28.080 at thirty five, I was worried about finding the one 282 00:13:28.440 --> 00:13:30.360 At fifty five I'm just worried. 283 00:13:30.399 --> 00:13:38.360 I already did. Now I have to find myself again. Well, 284 00:13:38.440 --> 00:13:41.240 we found the writer. We found the writer. I love one. 285 00:13:41.279 --> 00:13:42.919 And just like that, I started to wonder. 286 00:13:43.159 --> 00:13:45.600 You know, a woman who's lived through three decades of heartbreak, 287 00:13:45.679 --> 00:13:48.720 brunch and big still be swept off from Manolo's by 288 00:13:48.759 --> 00:13:51.519 something as foolish and beautiful as dot dot dot. 289 00:13:52.000 --> 00:13:54.759 Hope. I mean, that's still better than what we're getting. 290 00:13:54.879 --> 00:13:56.039 It really really is. 291 00:13:56.320 --> 00:14:01.440 And this this had everything that I hate h And 292 00:14:01.720 --> 00:14:08.000 I really really really feel strongly that I hate Charlotte's kids. No, 293 00:14:08.440 --> 00:14:11.480 I take that back. I like Rock, but Lily is 294 00:14:11.519 --> 00:14:15.200 one of the worst characters. Why would they make Charlotte 295 00:14:15.200 --> 00:14:18.559 have such an atrociously behaved child. 296 00:14:19.000 --> 00:14:20.879 I don't know, but they did. They sure did. 297 00:14:20.960 --> 00:14:23.159 And well she's supposed to be just like a fussy teen, 298 00:14:23.360 --> 00:14:25.799 you know, but like being Chelsie. 299 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:29.159 Teen, she's a bitch. She's horrible, and she's a narcissist. 300 00:14:29.159 --> 00:14:32.639 And I'm sorry, but like regular people's kids don't behave that. 301 00:14:32.679 --> 00:14:36.120 They're not that narcissistic, even teenagers. That it's such a 302 00:14:36.240 --> 00:14:40.440 caricature of like, oh, goad, she's just a teen she's teening, 303 00:14:42.120 --> 00:14:46.799 so So the scene is Lily sits up in bed 304 00:14:46.840 --> 00:14:49.440 and she's looking at her phone and she screams and 305 00:14:49.559 --> 00:14:54.120 Charlotte goes running in. And Charlotte in every scene is 306 00:14:54.159 --> 00:14:58.240 what she's wearing, gloves like. She's always like, I've just 307 00:14:58.360 --> 00:15:01.159 I'm a nineteen fifties housewife and I've just been cleaning 308 00:15:01.200 --> 00:15:01.840 with gloves on. 309 00:15:01.960 --> 00:15:04.639 I'm just doing the dishes or scrubbing a floor. Or 310 00:15:05.000 --> 00:15:05.799 don't you work. 311 00:15:05.639 --> 00:15:08.480 At an art gallery you have some kind of life. 312 00:15:08.720 --> 00:15:11.320 Why are you always home with gloves on? 313 00:15:12.039 --> 00:15:12.240 Right? 314 00:15:13.000 --> 00:15:18.399 So Lily goes, diego broke up with me, and then 315 00:15:18.399 --> 00:15:19.840 we're gonna We're gonna, Well that was. 316 00:15:19.879 --> 00:15:21.720 Kind of funny, I will say that, Anthony. You know, 317 00:15:21.799 --> 00:15:24.960 that was kind of their reactions of like, yeah, I 318 00:15:24.960 --> 00:15:26.840 mean a little bit funny. They don't they're saying it 319 00:15:26.879 --> 00:15:30.120 without saying it, which was I don't hate the way 320 00:15:30.120 --> 00:15:33.200 that they're handling it. It's you know, supposed to be like, oh, 321 00:15:33.360 --> 00:15:35.559 I don't care if he has another boyfriend whatever. And 322 00:15:35.879 --> 00:15:38.759 Anthony's sort of silently like, good luck, babe, And that 323 00:15:38.919 --> 00:15:39.720 is a little bit funny. 324 00:15:39.720 --> 00:15:42.840 And so okay, they broke up. They broke up, and. 325 00:15:42.759 --> 00:15:46.279 We're gonna have to deal with it all episode Anthony. 326 00:15:46.360 --> 00:15:46.919 Then it cuts. 327 00:15:47.000 --> 00:15:49.440 It's cutting because the editors can't stay on one scene 328 00:15:49.480 --> 00:15:52.360 for more than five seconds. We cut straight to Anthony 329 00:15:52.879 --> 00:15:55.480 and Joseppe has a big dick that we see. 330 00:15:55.480 --> 00:15:57.240 He's carrying his big piece of bread. He's got a 331 00:15:57.240 --> 00:15:57.679 big dick. 332 00:15:57.720 --> 00:15:58.159 You get it. 333 00:15:58.240 --> 00:16:02.480 That's the joke, big day. Yeah, it's like, we get it, 334 00:16:02.759 --> 00:16:07.320 we get it. Writers like the oh, I know. 335 00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:10.159 And then they're all just discussing Lily's breakup as though 336 00:16:10.200 --> 00:16:12.480 that's what they I mean, Look, is that really what 337 00:16:12.519 --> 00:16:15.759 you'd be talking about. Carrie doesn't even have kids. She 338 00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:17.799 doesn't want to talk about Lily's breakup, honestly. 339 00:16:17.840 --> 00:16:21.600 Probably, No, she definitely, she definitely does not want to 340 00:16:21.639 --> 00:16:27.000 be talking about that. Nobody wants to be talking about that. No, Yeah, 341 00:16:27.200 --> 00:16:29.200 so's talking about their old breakups. 342 00:16:28.720 --> 00:16:31.919 Right, and that carry was love bombed did and I 343 00:16:31.919 --> 00:16:34.399 didn't even know what that was? All that they have 344 00:16:34.440 --> 00:16:37.919 to throw in every term there is yeah today. 345 00:16:37.600 --> 00:16:40.720 When I was in high school, it reminds me of 346 00:16:40.759 --> 00:16:44.519 this who cares? Okay, So then Anthony walks in and 347 00:16:44.559 --> 00:16:45.279 we find out, I know. 348 00:16:45.240 --> 00:16:47.039 If you know this, he's gay? Did you know that 349 00:16:47.080 --> 00:16:51.279 Anthony is gay? He's very gay and a wall chop chop. 350 00:16:51.519 --> 00:16:53.320 Let's get the dicks and the bread and the bread 351 00:16:53.320 --> 00:16:55.200 and the dicks. I said what I said. 352 00:16:55.440 --> 00:16:58.200 Welcome to dic do. It's my business. I love a 353 00:16:58.279 --> 00:17:02.480 baguette that looks like a big and I'm carrying it around. 354 00:17:02.519 --> 00:17:05.200 It's kind of looking like it's coming from between my legs, 355 00:17:05.240 --> 00:17:08.200 like a big penis. Because that's all gay guys care 356 00:17:08.240 --> 00:17:12.000 about is just penises. It could this, it could any 357 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:14.119 of this be more on the nose and offensive in 358 00:17:14.119 --> 00:17:14.759 some ways. 359 00:17:15.039 --> 00:17:16.440 I mean, I wish they would talk about some of 360 00:17:16.440 --> 00:17:18.880 the things that some of my friends talk about, which 361 00:17:18.920 --> 00:17:21.920 is like you're a little bit of a charlotte in 362 00:17:21.920 --> 00:17:23.319 these ways. I don't know if I can tell you, 363 00:17:23.920 --> 00:17:27.680 Oh really, yeah I can. I will, But like I 364 00:17:27.799 --> 00:17:29.960 just learned, Okay, you know that there's like a bossy 365 00:17:29.960 --> 00:17:33.319 bottom and a power bottom, right, you know the difference. 366 00:17:33.640 --> 00:17:35.960 Between a bossy bottom and a power bottom. 367 00:17:36.039 --> 00:17:40.400 I feel like our bottom is like, yeah, like an agent, 368 00:17:40.480 --> 00:17:43.319 he's like successful, but he's a bottom, okay, and a 369 00:17:43.359 --> 00:17:47.000 bossy bottom is just like just super sassy for no reason, 370 00:17:47.119 --> 00:17:49.920 kind of twinkish okay, okay, which is okay, But then 371 00:17:49.960 --> 00:17:52.200 I just learned a new term, and it's not what 372 00:17:52.240 --> 00:17:54.839 you think. So when I say it it's messy bottom, 373 00:17:54.839 --> 00:17:57.319 it doesn't mean like it's gross or anything like that. Okay, 374 00:17:57.400 --> 00:18:00.640 it's a bottom who's like always got drama. And I'm like, well, 375 00:18:00.640 --> 00:18:03.559 how is that different than a bossy bottom, right, BOSSI 376 00:18:03.720 --> 00:18:06.000 isn't the drama doesn't really come out. He's just like 377 00:18:06.039 --> 00:18:09.480 he's just difficult. But messy bottom you're always having to 378 00:18:09.599 --> 00:18:10.200 like be like. 379 00:18:10.200 --> 00:18:12.240 No, no, no, it's okay, No, they don't hate you 380 00:18:12.400 --> 00:18:13.359 like that kind of stuff. 381 00:18:15.039 --> 00:18:17.519 Okay, Anyway, I'm learning, and I wish that like that 382 00:18:17.559 --> 00:18:20.920 could be a conversation on the show that fun. 383 00:18:21.480 --> 00:18:23.880 I know, I know that would. 384 00:18:23.720 --> 00:18:26.920 Be really really fun. But instead we find out that 385 00:18:27.039 --> 00:18:31.640 Anthony is nervous because Giuseppe's mom is coming from Italy. 386 00:18:32.240 --> 00:18:36.519 And this is what I wrote. We have enough main 387 00:18:36.599 --> 00:18:40.359 characters in the show to keep the storylines within the 388 00:18:40.400 --> 00:18:43.799 fucking show. Why why do we have to go to 389 00:18:44.039 --> 00:18:47.359 storylines in every episode about people we don't give a 390 00:18:47.400 --> 00:18:50.799 fuck about. Listen, we barely knew Giuseppe was on the show, 391 00:18:51.000 --> 00:18:56.400 but now we're gonna have a whole episode of Giuseppe's mom. 392 00:18:56.440 --> 00:18:57.799 Why correct? 393 00:18:57.880 --> 00:19:02.000 Last episode was all about Lisa's stepdad or real dad 394 00:19:02.079 --> 00:19:05.200 or some dad who died for the second time. Now 395 00:19:05.519 --> 00:19:08.519 one episode later, you couldn't keep it about the people 396 00:19:08.519 --> 00:19:09.279 who are on the show. 397 00:19:09.720 --> 00:19:11.480 Maybe inside characters. 398 00:19:11.759 --> 00:19:14.200 Yes, so now let's because we got a lot to 399 00:19:14.279 --> 00:19:16.640 get so Lily won't get out of bed. She's were 400 00:19:16.680 --> 00:19:21.519 back there and she says or whatever. Charlotte says. She's like, Oh, 401 00:19:21.599 --> 00:19:23.920