Speaker 1: Maybe she's in a relationship.
Speaker 2: She's not.
Speaker 1: Okay, then no one on this cast is actually in
Speaker 1: a relation.
Speaker 2: Chaffie Hilton is they're so old.
Speaker 1: They just I think they're brother and sister At this.
Speaker 2: Point, Kathy Hilton scaring children was one hundred percent of
Speaker 2: the best part of this episode. Oh that looks good.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have one after you.
Speaker 3: My.
Speaker 1: I like how she's turning into Caitlyn Jenner.
Speaker 3: She is.
Speaker 2: She looked like the richest homeless person I've ever seen that. Hi, Hello,
Speaker 2: welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Bad TV.
Speaker 2: And Jill On, that's pipe great to be We're going
Speaker 2: to be here for seventeen minutes, you think so? Yeah,
Speaker 2: probably seventeen.
Speaker 1: I think we can get a solid thirty one and
Speaker 1: a half. Exactly.
Speaker 2: You really cut off there. I didn't know. I thought
Speaker 2: the mic went out. That was kind of like been triloquist.
Speaker 1: Now this, uh, this how this episode was interesting because
Speaker 1: it took place in one location.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like that Roman Polanski movie with Kate Winslet
Speaker 2: and John c Riley and Christoph Waltz.
Speaker 1: Oh, is that the one that I four rooms or something?
Speaker 1: Kate Winslet came out like three years later, and just like.
Speaker 2: I really regret doing that. Yeah, yeah, because of the
Speaker 2: sod of me and all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know, Kate, like you knew that before, though
Speaker 1: you completely knew that before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you knew he sucked a fucking twelve year old
Speaker 2: girl in he asked before that, right.
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ, tell him this is on the free feet.
Speaker 2: Well that's what he did.
Speaker 1: Yes, I didn't do it, That's what he did.
Speaker 2: Jack was like, roalman, come on man, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: It was at Jack's house. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Five stars, kind words, join us Patreon dot compensation another
Speaker 2: podcast network for traders. Uh, Summer House. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you know this, but hm, we get screeners. Well
Speaker 2: that's true, we'll talk about it.
Speaker 1: Mmm.
Speaker 2: I have to say this, Dell the Patreon the Patreon
Speaker 2: people really want to discover in Summer House.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you, though I've been passively watching it,
Speaker 1: it's not that good. I know there are two hotties.
Speaker 1: Thoughtis on there this season?
Speaker 2: God that that new girl with the lips. Is anybody
Speaker 2: gonna tell her that? She looks like she's from who
Speaker 2: framed Roger Rabbit?
Speaker 1: Like? And I must say Kyle, the drunken little leprechaun.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's putting in. No, I can't
Speaker 1: stand him, I know, but I think he I think
Speaker 1: he just got five years younger once he cut that
Speaker 1: white trash whatever mullet that he had for the last
Speaker 1: two seasons.
Speaker 2: No handsome looking guy.
Speaker 1: Well keep the party going, yea.
Speaker 2: But so we'll in paddle talk for right now. Now
Speaker 2: we have to talk about real housewives of Beverly Hills, Patrick,
Speaker 2: do not call me a bitch in my own house.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's crossing the line. Now you can tell
Speaker 1: them someone to their face that they're a filthy, fucking
Speaker 1: drunk and mock them for it. But uh, not a bit,
Speaker 1: not a bitch.
Speaker 2: This episode, I'm gonna give my babyes.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you, what do you think of the
Speaker 1: season so far? Horrible? It's horrible, right horrible. I felt like,
Speaker 1: right around now, and I don't know what episode we're on,
Speaker 1: I feel like we need a girls trip, which I
Speaker 1: assume is right around the corner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're on episode thirteen next week.
Speaker 1: So and let me point this out.
Speaker 2: Honestly, if we need to bail in the reunions, we'll
Speaker 2: bail in the reunion if we have to, we will
Speaker 2: because I mean, what are we going to do? Have
Speaker 2: Kyle just run interference on our own life on the
Speaker 2: reunion and have Andy not press her at all?
Speaker 1: Like it seems.
Speaker 2: Why do you watch the super Bowl? It's like, I
Speaker 2: know what's going to happen.
Speaker 1: Do you see the future or something?
Speaker 2: Well, evidently, Hey, what do you think about these shoes?
Speaker 1: I thought they were cool. I caught them when you
Speaker 1: walked in. I like them. Okay, uh, okay, no one
Speaker 1: on this cast. Well, I guess you could say Boz
Speaker 1: is in a relationship. Everyone else.
Speaker 2: No, she's not fair enough. She's in a multi layered
Speaker 2: Marty might do you skip? What do you what are
Speaker 2: those called pyramid, multi level or multi layered? I think
Speaker 2: multi level because marketing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but well maybe she's in a relationship.
Speaker 2: She's not.
Speaker 1: Okay, then no one on this cast is actually in
Speaker 1: a relations chaffye Hilton is they're so old they just
Speaker 1: I think they're brother and sister.
Speaker 2: At this point, Kathy Hilton scaring children was one hundred
Speaker 2: percent of the best part of this episode. Oh that
Speaker 2: looks good. I mean I have one after you.
Speaker 3: My.
Speaker 1: I like how she's turning into Caitlin Jenner. She is.
Speaker 2: She looked like the richest homeless person I've ever seen
Speaker 2: in my life.
Speaker 1: My wife thinks Kathy Hilton is putting it on for
Speaker 1: the cameras.
Speaker 2: She's not that dumb. I don't think she reads right. Well,
Speaker 2: we've talked about the wealthy. That exorbitant amount of money.
Speaker 2: It fries your brain.
Speaker 1: It does fry your brain because you have a lot
Speaker 1: of time yourself and you're not being productive, and.
Speaker 2: You don't have to do anything. This woman doesn't know
Speaker 2: how to do stufff.
Speaker 1: And then soon after that you end up sleeping till noon.
Speaker 1: Then you have a bathrobe around you and one in
Speaker 1: the afternoon in the housekeepers around you.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to work. That's get somebody buckled
Speaker 2: me in. She's an idiot.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good, Kathy. Well, this cast, because they're not fun.
Speaker 1: I could never expect them to go on a girl's
Speaker 1: trip and start ripping it up. Now with some guys
Speaker 1: in the.
Speaker 2: Pool cast, well think about do it New York. Get
Speaker 2: New York. Get a Persian girl in there who's a
Speaker 2: bitch to everybody, and let's just have a fun time.
Speaker 1: Okay, but this is why the early days of Real
Speaker 1: Housewives of Orange County, or of course Legacy or New
Speaker 1: York Housewives, they all knew how to have fun.
Speaker 2: Yep, oh yes I do, Dear God.
Speaker 1: Did she they? I mean her? And what's her face?
Speaker 1: They double team day guy dressed as a pirate Sonya Morton?
Speaker 1: Oh in the butt?
Speaker 2: Patrick?
Speaker 1: She did?
Speaker 2: Can I tell you something? My wife brought this up,
Speaker 2: and I'll make mention of it later. Maybe not because
Speaker 2: I don't want to be redundant. But Bose has more
Speaker 2: glamor one than I've ever seen a real housewife have.
Speaker 1: My wife went after her with that little blue swimsuit thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, Bo's is at an award show. Every fucking scene.
Speaker 1: It's a little too much.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, but all of the women have so much
Speaker 2: glam now it's ubiquitous with the show. Erica Jane showed
Speaker 2: up in body pain. Okay, it's a fucking.
Speaker 1: I call that. I call that an American sluttie bitch.
Speaker 2: Come on, O C had Vicky Gumbelson screaming at minorities
Speaker 2: and she was wearing flip flops. Right, glam Glam makes
Speaker 2: the women feel like they're filming and that's anesthetical to reality.
Speaker 1: It's like getting a rubber nose as you're playing a
Speaker 1: character in a film, right, you become the character. Once
Speaker 1: the costume is on, you become a different person.
Speaker 2: It's essentially a bunch of Daniel day Lewis's you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? So like, can we it's pointless to
Speaker 2: talk about because Pandora's box is open, But it's like
Speaker 2: really hurting the show the amount of switches that get flipped,
Speaker 2: you know, it's it's it feels very contrite.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is kind of unique to this.
Speaker 2: Version of contri tried or contrived, contrived, contrived.
Speaker 1: Why am I fixing you? I don't know how to
Speaker 1: talk it?
Speaker 2: Well, thank you? Well, it's really four babies.
Speaker 1: You know. We we say that Kyle sucks because she
Speaker 1: actually never shares any real aspects of what's going on.
Speaker 2: In a sharing a little bit more tonight, okay.
Speaker 1: But in the in reality I I I don't think
Speaker 1: any of these cast members really show. Do we know
Speaker 1: anything of what's happening in Sutton's real personal life?
Speaker 2: No, because there is nothing going on.
Speaker 1: I think there probably is. She probably has a boyfriend
Speaker 1: on the side that doesn't want to film Erica Jane.
Speaker 1: You think she's just getting off with that uh reno
Speaker 1: of her mental No, she's playing around at night. Those
Speaker 1: are the stories I want to follow. So this season,
Speaker 1: in my opinion, sucks.
Speaker 2: This is where we talked about it on APS. You
Speaker 2: can find it a Patreon. The tenants have too much power.
Speaker 2: Maybe you can't. You can't let these people have negotiation
Speaker 2: power over you. You need to get rid of them, and
Speaker 2: you need to get a younger cast on, and you
Speaker 2: need to see if you can do New York. But well,
Speaker 2: because I think everyone is tired of this cast at
Speaker 2: this point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. I like the cuts they made
Speaker 1: last year.
Speaker 2: Or it's not even younger, it's just different, Like we
Speaker 2: don't want to it's not vandr pump rules. We don't
Speaker 2: need fucking thirty year olds. We need forty and fifty
Speaker 2: year olds who are entertaining.
Speaker 1: So here's one problem. So if you notice in the
Speaker 1: episode they cut back to I think we used to
Speaker 1: call her Vampira, Diane. I missed Vampira. Well, we hated
Speaker 1: her when she was on the show because once again,
Speaker 1: she was basically choosing when she'd film and.
Speaker 2: Well, she was a human trafficker who decided to go
Speaker 2: on reality television. Right, that's humorous that you cannot teach.
Speaker 1: And I want whatever drug she's taking because she looks
Speaker 1: amazing at fifty two.
Speaker 2: How many babies?
Speaker 1: Zero?
Speaker 2: So we packed Sutton's asses in Garcel's face and we
Speaker 2: get ready for the reno with Erika Jane baby renovation
Speaker 2: more like reinvention baby.
Speaker 1: Before we jump back to La though. Back in Augusta,
Speaker 1: Garr confesses to Sutton that they overheard her family therapy
Speaker 1: session with Riba.
Speaker 2: These whole like walking in and overhearing things, and like
Speaker 2: Riba overhears stuff. It all feels very cooked to me.
Speaker 2: It feels like bullshit.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Maybe I do want to point out, though, anybody
Speaker 1: that really watched with a keen eye when Riba was
Speaker 1: listening to them talk about her, did she not look like.
Speaker 2: One of those ghouls in the thriller video to you?
Speaker 1: She was hunched over, like you know when in most
Speaker 1: zombie movies when the person turns to the zombie and
Speaker 1: now they're gonna eat your blood, eat your brains. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she looked like that. Riba looked terrifying. I can't wait
Speaker 1: to get the fuck out here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we get out of there. Reba says that
Speaker 2: she's sad that some of them are gone. I'm just
Speaker 2: a complete She's said that some of them are gonna
Speaker 2: be going, Oh goodbye complete bull Moose and then Kyle.
Speaker 2: Usually this is where like she usually can't wait to
Speaker 2: get home, but this time she's wanting to extend the trip.
Speaker 2: And I know that she shelters her life from the cameras,
Speaker 2: but like she's being very real about how lonely it's
Speaker 2: said her life is right now.
Speaker 1: Well, that's because at her home she has to pass
Speaker 1: by an open door, which is Moe's office, in which
Speaker 1: there is a photo with Moe and the girl that
Speaker 1: he's currently banging.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there are it's gonna go there. Yeah. So
Speaker 2: Reeva says I love you to Sutton, and it's this
Speaker 2: big thing. Can I say something? Who fucking keeps a shit?
Speaker 1: And the fact, by the way, it's very sweet you
Speaker 1: cajoled her into this, Like this was not genuine, but
Speaker 1: it's this.
Speaker 2: Thing where like I recognize that this is a sweet moment.
Speaker 2: I just don't I genuinely and get in the comments.
Speaker 2: Let us know I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: Let me say this though, in the early days of
Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Orange County, I always love when cast
Speaker 1: members would go visit family members. I loved when Vicki
Speaker 1: Gundlelson would have her brother out her mother who famously
Speaker 1: she got a phone call had died, and Vicki Gundlessen
Speaker 1: falls to the floor in a kitchen, and of course,
Speaker 1: thankfully Heather Dubreu was there, one of the most disingenuous
Speaker 1: bitches on reality TV, comforted her but probably chuckled to
Speaker 1: that demon she's married to. Later on in the episode.
Speaker 2: Harry, she fell Burbo girl like his fucking sinus has
Speaker 2: been fucking crossed sixteen different ways. That man, we don't
Speaker 2: need to get into it.
Speaker 1: I've talked about it too much. He's an evil son
Speaker 1: of a bitch.
Speaker 2: You know, we take for granted three little words and
Speaker 2: this is what made the trip. Gar says that, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we made the trip.
Speaker 2: Is Sutton's gay assistant fighting with Sutton's vile bitch of
Speaker 2: a mother. That's what made the trip. That nothing else
Speaker 2: made the trip.
Speaker 1: It was kind of fun scene where that house that
Speaker 1: where someone had passed.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. It was really sad at haunting. Oh
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, I've been watching What Lies Beneath.
Speaker 1: The Harrison Ford Michelle Phifer a fembvery night man ceased.
Speaker 2: To do about twenty twenty five minutes, and then I
Speaker 2: fall asleep.
Speaker 1: Did you figure out the end yet?
Speaker 2: No? Not yet. What we know now is that the
Speaker 2: ghost is not the neighbor's dead wife. She's alive.
Speaker 1: I love that how they had a little uh they
Speaker 1: tried to spin you into thinking, yeah, yeah, yeah, get you.
Speaker 2: Off the trail, yeah yeah, yeah, but is rather somebody
Speaker 2: who died in a car accident. I think, so we'll
Speaker 2: get there. I think we're gonna do another twenty minutes tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I love the scene. By the way, I had this.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't see that in the movie there I mentioned
Speaker 1: when it came out. Ye, and Harrison Ford and Michelle
Speaker 1: Pfiffer when their daughter goes away to college. This is
Speaker 1: the first time they start deciding to have sex again.
Speaker 1: And they hear another couple pounding away at each other,
Speaker 1: and he goes, let's see if we can beat him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I remember thinking like, oh, old people don't have sex.
Speaker 1: Way very naive.
Speaker 2: Well, the Harrison Ford Michelle Feffer are fucking torqud for
Speaker 2: each other in at the beginning of that movie, and
Speaker 2: he's so loving and doting, and then all of a sudden, boom,
Speaker 2: he just turns into this like horrible person. M h, well,
Speaker 2: he's very stressed. He's got a conference, that's right, Okay,
Speaker 2: So we get to boat. She's got a friend named Tina.
Speaker 2: They've been cousin cousin cousin name Tina. I think you're wrong, now.
Speaker 1: I'm not, because it's she's more important to her than
Speaker 1: her own actual biological sisters. She loves cousin Tina.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think you're wrong. But Bose is making cocktails
Speaker 2: with gold flakes in them.
Speaker 1: She's always trying to impress as.
Speaker 2: I hate this. If you have a real friend that's
Speaker 2: coming over, what are you doing putting gold flakes in
Speaker 2: the cocktails. It's like the cringiest thing. It's so weird
Speaker 2: to me. Yeah, I love bos Well.
Speaker 1: It's for the cameras, but.
Speaker 2: Uh, I know it's two for the cameras.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so ooh, let's out. What's the acronym for.
Speaker 2: That for the cameras FTC's.
Speaker 1: FTC's two for the cameras. That's a trademark that.
Speaker 2: Well, it's sorry, trademarked, it's the Federal Trade Commission.
Speaker 1: Oh well, they sit down and have some of those
Speaker 1: fancy drinks still, and then Bo shares about her fertility journey.
Speaker 1: Oh but before we get into the dark stuff, which
Speaker 1: we'll skip over. I'm going to uh probably get some
Speaker 1: shit for this, but I'm consistent. When old actors I'm
Speaker 1: talking about Robert J. Niro and al Pacino decide they're
Speaker 1: gonna have kids at eighty, I essentially call that a
Speaker 1: jizz off to see how old they can fucking be
Speaker 1: while they sire a child. It is so selfish, and
Speaker 1: you're selfish because when your kids graduate college, where will
Speaker 1: you be dead?
Speaker 2: That's right, when when al Pacino's kid graduates pre K,
Speaker 2: he'll be dead.
Speaker 1: He may be dead, and it would be nice if
Speaker 1: a kid got.
Speaker 2: A buy shrecover on my phone. Ah, oh god, it's
Speaker 2: so crazy to see him, sorry child at that age,
Speaker 2: because I have so much reverence and love for him.
Speaker 2: As an artist, you.
Speaker 1: Can have that, and then you can also say as
Speaker 1: a person, you're you're troubled.
Speaker 2: Godfather one too Dark Day Afternoon Heat. The man is in.
Speaker 1: He's just Carlito's way never seen it. Oh, Patty puts
Speaker 1: his Uh, I I'm putting my stamp of approval on it.
Speaker 1: Watch Carlito's way, what's.
Speaker 2: The one where he's blind?
Speaker 1: Oh god, why I would have said that?
Speaker 2: And yeah, in the comments, let us know one of
Speaker 2: the worst of one of the most boziong scent of
Speaker 2: a woman, scent of a woman. Oh my god, that
Speaker 2: was bad. Al Pacino was.
Speaker 1: That's when he started yelling for no reason.
Speaker 2: I mean, my god, in ah, yeah, it was horrible.
Speaker 1: That was Chris O'donnald that had to sit next to
Speaker 1: that performance.
Speaker 2: So thank god for Tina. She says to Bo's are
Speaker 2: you starting to rethink this? And you need soft seed
Speaker 2: planting from friends like this because this is a horrible idea.
Speaker 1: Because and she says, uh, the way that she framed,
Speaker 1: I think she is like, are you is there a
Speaker 1: voice in your head that's saying that this isn't a
Speaker 1: good idea? No, it's actually a podcaster in North Hollywood.
Speaker 1: It's a bad.
Speaker 2: Idea, horrible idea. So Bose tells a horrific story about
Speaker 2: pretty Clampsia and I it's so crazy that Bose has
Speaker 2: Bose is a badass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, especially at the tail end of the episode,
Speaker 1: I'm starting to fall in love with both show. Again.
Speaker 1: I've mentioned this a couple of times. I thought she
Speaker 1: was gonna suck the first seven episodes, and now the
Speaker 1: character is coming out.
Speaker 2: To go through this and know that you want to
Speaker 2: be a mother is like such a powerful, strong thing.
Speaker 2: And she has battled so much. She's lost a husband,
Speaker 2: she's climbed corporate ladders. It is mind blowing to me
Speaker 2: that she is having earnest conversations about having a child
Speaker 2: with Keiling.
Speaker 1: That's right, they're in direct conflict with one another. Direct
Speaker 1: they don't make sense. I think she does say that
Speaker 1: kind of She hints at that you haven't even said
Speaker 1: I love you with this idiot.
Speaker 2: They talked about it last week.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you cannot have a kid with this guy.
Speaker 1: You cannot, and that would be selfish in the sake
Speaker 1: she would be insane and insane. So maybe we should
Speaker 1: end this as a storyline.
Speaker 2: Let's get ready for July fourth. Erica and Kyle have
Speaker 2: a FaceTime. Erica, Jane, baby, it's such a rat. She
Speaker 2: tells Kyle that Bo said that she's cold.
Speaker 1: But I feel like I could now produce this show
Speaker 1: now seeing how all these things get mapped out. All right,
Speaker 1: So at two o'clock, I think we'll film for two
Speaker 1: hours at Durreed's house. We got to get that phone
Speaker 1: call with the swamp rat calling to back channel that
Speaker 1: she said she's cold, because of course we need to
Speaker 1: touch on that at the barbecue party, and then okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll see there. We're not recording, you know, I fuck you.
Speaker 2: I'm so surprised that, like, I haven't done that in
Speaker 2: a while, and you did well.
Speaker 1: First off, I know who you are and you're not
Speaker 1: that other person.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So we get to quite inordinate July fourth
Speaker 2: party for a family with less than no money. These
Speaker 2: parties we roll back a carousel on their costumes and
Speaker 2: their parties, and I'm just thinking, you know, I think
Speaker 2: one of the reasons why PK's in the position that
Speaker 2: he's in is because you can't write everything off right.
Speaker 2: You can't attempt to write off a July fourth party
Speaker 2: and the snow Cone machine the irs comes a knaka
Speaker 2: and they go, hey, I mean, listen, was the snow
Speaker 2: Cone really advancing your your booking business.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw out something that's even more diabolic. All
Speaker 1: all this stuff was on trade for branding. You got
Speaker 1: a little shot of the blow up house. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: got the snow cone machine. That poor guy cooking fucking
Speaker 1: burnt hot dogs. I'll never eat. By the way, I'm
Speaker 1: going on year two of not eating a fucking hot dog.
Speaker 2: You got like forty more to go, forty more years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I won't live that long, but I will never
Speaker 1: eat a hot dog again. Ever. I'll never eat a
Speaker 1: hot dog. I don't care if like I get like
Speaker 1: accosted by kidnappers, if they say we'll let you out
Speaker 1: of here if you eat a hot dog, I won't go.
Speaker 1: I don't like hot dogs.
Speaker 2: All right, Let's say you're in a black site, right,
Speaker 2: you're in Guantanamo Bay. They're fucking shoving shit so deep
Speaker 2: in you're ass that you're really not in good shape.
Speaker 1: Oh is that a Dodger dog?
Speaker 3: Go?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I go, No, boy, Now, bring on the water board.
Speaker 2: Keep it coming. That is crazy to me, disgusting. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean what Erica Jane goes and gets a hot dogs.
Speaker 2: She goes, what is this relish? It's not relish. She
Speaker 2: had pickle coins dotted all over the dog. I mean
Speaker 2: it was disgusting. And also, I don't like a hot dog.
Speaker 2: That's way too thick. I don't like a gurthy dog.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that is too it's too mushy to get through.
Speaker 2: You know. It's it's really, it's really what's the it's
Speaker 2: the the kosher What is the kosher dog?
Speaker 1: The kosher dog, kosher hot dogs? Yeah, it's a brand.
Speaker 2: It's Hebrew National or Bust.
Speaker 1: It's that, is it?
Speaker 2: When you're doing backyard I mean, if I go to Carnies,
Speaker 2: they or this sorts good dogs. You won't even have
Speaker 2: a dog at Carnees.
Speaker 1: I was gonna take Ellie to Carnies.
Speaker 2: You recommend that you never had a dog at Carnees.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't eat hot dogs anymore, but they have
Speaker 1: good hot dogs. Well, I was, I would eat like
Speaker 1: a vegetarian sandwich or something. I don't know. There.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't get a burger.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't like I'm getting out of that. I'm
Speaker 1: not judging.
Speaker 2: I just what do you mean you're getting out of that?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't feel good when I eat meat anymore,
Speaker 1: and not because I wouldn't kill.
Speaker 2: Not gonna eat any meat.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm trying to minimize I've been on this journey
Speaker 1: for like two years. Are calling it a journey, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a journey. I eat like five percent of my
Speaker 1: diet is probably meat, and it's turkey sandwiches.
Speaker 2: That's probably why you were in a low grade depression
Speaker 2: because you're completely.
Speaker 1: My wife said that to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so imagine you can't just eat process foods and
Speaker 2: turkey sandwiches. Pat I know, And Okay, what are you
Speaker 2: gonna eat a veggie patty, have some fucking meat. I
Speaker 2: know it's bad. We're completely detached from the process of
Speaker 2: what it looks like to take an animal.
Speaker 1: Thank God, I know, right, Yeah, God, I was.
Speaker 2: Talking to There's a guy at the office, Gay Mark.
Speaker 2: He's gay, nice, massive Trump guy. I love him so much.
Speaker 2: He's the gay. He's gay as a goose, and he
Speaker 2: constantly he's a Trumper because he could Me and him
Speaker 2: talk about politics all the time, and he constantly ridicules
Speaker 2: for being me being a Democrat. And he's the gayest man.
Speaker 2: But he's he's an ex he's a vet, so he
Speaker 2: takes people on hunting trips, ex military people to help
Speaker 2: them with PTSD. Wow, he's telling me about going on
Speaker 2: a hunting trip in Uh, sandiez up there in the central.
Speaker 1: Of course, that's why I drink all that good wine. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he goes, he took My god, I go it's
Speaker 2: so brutal. I mean he's showing me. These pictures are
Speaker 2: just fucking absolutely you know, just.
Speaker 1: What animal did he take? Ahead?
Speaker 2: Rams, rams, a lot of rams out there. So he goes,
Speaker 2: I take this this person up there, this is the
Speaker 2: shot we got to go out there, and it's just
Speaker 2: he goes, this sounds I mean, you wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Believe wailing, the wailing. Yeah, oh my god, I can't
Speaker 1: do that, man.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm gonna join you on that t No,
Speaker 2: you don't have no, no, no, it's disgusting, all right.
Speaker 2: So Suddon arrives and no one is there. She's disgusted.
Speaker 2: Dey was looking for her body chain. Why does a
Speaker 2: body chain?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I think Dey didn't want
Speaker 1: to come down and film.
Speaker 2: With Sutton, I think.
Speaker 1: And also, Sutton, there are people there in the backyard. Uh,
Speaker 1: they're just too poor and they're not reality TV people.
Speaker 2: So well, Kyle arrives and she points out something that
Speaker 2: is really fucking bizarre. There is a shrine to her and.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, right, right, yeah, and she probably has
Speaker 1: that there because if they disappeared, it might upset her kids,
Speaker 1: which is a reasonable explanation which she didn't give, but
Speaker 1: Patty did it for right. But once again, Kyle, your
Speaker 1: husband has a picture with his girlfriend that he's currently
Speaker 1: banging seven feet from your front door. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: I'm sick of you. Get the fuck off my television.
Speaker 2: Oh it is very weird. But Sutton says that she
Speaker 2: came here an American peace like Harry S. Truman, which
Speaker 2: I don't know if that was a joke or not,
Speaker 2: because Harriets Truman dropped two nuclear weapons on Japan, So
Speaker 2: I don't know that he is the picture of American peace.
Speaker 1: But I mean I guess there was peace after that, you.
Speaker 2: Know, Yeah, but not a peaceful act.
Speaker 1: Definitely not. You know, I listened to all these podcasts
Speaker 1: about it, and I feel like, you know, at my
Speaker 1: you weren't there. You weren't there, pat How could you?
Speaker 1: Possibly millions of people could have died? Okay if that
Speaker 1: war went on, And I always say this, it seems
Speaker 1: like a pretty reasonable thing. We had the atomic power,
Speaker 1: right yeah, yeah, so what you do is you call Japan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because at that point we had air superiority. You go,
Speaker 1: I want you to see what we can do to
Speaker 1: one of your cities in ten minutes. Look at the
Speaker 1: sky and you drop that fucking bomb on an island
Speaker 1: where a bunch of fucking geese lived, and then watch
Speaker 1: the bloom of smoke go nine miles in the air
Speaker 1: and go you want to fuck with us anymore? Instead,
Speaker 1: they chose to kill.
Speaker 2: Right, no dress rehearsal, just fucking straight to show.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wonder if anybody thought about that. I get
Speaker 1: it was a different time.
Speaker 2: Well, Harry S. Truman was peaceful.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: At one point we get a little neurodivergent with Deret.
Speaker 1: Oh, this was crazy.
Speaker 2: Dreet is mentally unwell. She she is like somebody who
Speaker 2: got out of a Stanford experiment but like got brainwashed
Speaker 2: or something. It's so bizarre. This I'm taking your purse thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, So this was fascinating, and so she grabs her purse.
Speaker 1: I didn't understand what this was about.
Speaker 2: Understand.
Speaker 1: I started making a note, Ruby, what is this about?
Speaker 1: And then I quickly occurred to.
Speaker 2: Me, Ruby's skiing in veil or something.
Speaker 1: Right, dret was trying to rob some purse from her,
Speaker 1: but it was all pretended, fake because Deree knows what
Speaker 1: it's like to rob something in pretend.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah right, they staged it. So Dreed says that
Speaker 2: she's doing this because she was interrupted when Sutton was
Speaker 2: or when by Sutton when she was pouring her heart
Speaker 2: out about Ving rams or whatever. Kids.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, yeah, she's pissed because she was talking to
Speaker 1: her son, Steve Perry when she interrupted her. Y.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I thought his name was Ving Rames.
Speaker 1: No, that's a that's a black actor. Steve Perry is
Speaker 1: the singer of Journey, which they named their son after.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and uh what what did we say? The
Speaker 2: daughter's name was Sheila E. Yeah all right. So Garcela
Speaker 2: arrives almost falls hard m hm, and we sat down
Speaker 2: for some drinks.
Speaker 1: I hate floors like that.
Speaker 2: Oh that the big slats for the sliding doors.
Speaker 1: Well no no, no, when you walk onto that that
Speaker 1: kind of polished floor, you can slip on it if
Speaker 1: you have nothing on the end of your heels. Okay,
Speaker 1: b K, I think we need to fix it.
Speaker 2: Okay, so, uh, Garcel, Sutton, Kyle and Durit I'll sit down.
Speaker 2: Garcella says, what are you drinking? And Sutton says, I
Speaker 2: don't know. The watermelon something which was shade. She's mocking
Speaker 2: the she's mocking the drink the col and Garcela's there
Speaker 2: says is their alcohol in it? And Duri says, are
Speaker 2: you asking if there's alcohol? And Sudden's drink? Now Sutton
Speaker 2: flips to read flips because Sutton says, don't be a bitch. Okay, Now.
Speaker 1: The two of.
Speaker 2: Them both need to calm down. I know you should
Speaker 2: never tell a woman to calm down, but in this situation,
Speaker 2: you gotta recognize what did not a big deal? What
Speaker 2: Sutton did not a big deal? What are we doing
Speaker 2: making a mountain out of this mole hill? It's just
Speaker 2: crazy to me. I know that we need to make
Speaker 2: reality television.
Speaker 1: But well, I think it's a mixture of two things.
Speaker 1: One is they probably really hate each other. They never
Speaker 1: know what one of them thinks. The other is being
Speaker 1: paid a little too much. But also I think one
Speaker 1: of them wants to get the hell out of there
Speaker 1: and call it.
Speaker 2: A day early, and that would be sudd Well, she
Speaker 2: heads out, She goes, I was drinking that nasty watermelon drink,
Speaker 2: and Garcel really has an MVP moment here. She goes, oh,
Speaker 2: it's not good, and then Sutton throws her headband on
Speaker 2: the ground and Garca goes, oh, kid could get hurt
Speaker 2: by that, but I'll pick it up. Incredible stuff from her. Now,
Speaker 2: Kyle's made made Durit aware that Durita is leaving her party,
Speaker 2: and dereet like the worst Keith Morrison ever or something.
Speaker 2: She was like, the there might be something underneath the surface.
Speaker 2: Have you heard that TikTok of him saying, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: No, you want to play it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Then it was a cold town, little river, a lot
Speaker 1: of blue collar workers in that town.
Speaker 3: Website when you had to pay money to see it's
Speaker 3: described as tastefully ratic death scenes. Mister Russo had chosen
Speaker 3: the subcategory of asphyxiation.
Speaker 2: Oh empty.
Speaker 1: I love that dude. I'm so sad that he is
Speaker 1: Matthew Perry's stepdad.
Speaker 2: I can't watch that show. I can't be reminded that
Speaker 2: we live in a society with fucking murderers all over
Speaker 2: the place. I mean, it's crazy. People kill each other
Speaker 2: all the fucking time.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, I did. I've gone to
Speaker 1: college watching Dateline twenty twenty and forty eight hours for
Speaker 1: the last thirty years. I know what out what to
Speaker 1: look out for.
Speaker 2: You know, what do you mainly look out for? Like,
Speaker 2: what's the one?
Speaker 1: Well, I'll be looking out for Elliott's boyfriends. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you that.
Speaker 2: Oh really, what do you see in them? Though?
Speaker 1: That's like the red flag control trying to be controlling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's mainly the boyfriends that do all the killing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, oh yeah, nine murders are like dudes.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but dudes on girlfriends. Yeah, oh well, gottay
Speaker 2: Patino case some point, So Erica Jane arrives. G oh mg,
Speaker 2: Erica Jane arrives in body makeup.
Speaker 1: And sloody American baby.
Speaker 2: Kathy Hilton, as I mentioned, looks like the richest homeless
Speaker 2: person of all time. I thought we were going swearing.
Speaker 2: My asspit said it was ridiculous, So I wore this bag.
Speaker 2: She is the best.
Speaker 1: We get to.
Speaker 2: Bo's verse the rest of the team. She says, let's
Speaker 2: go outside and Garsel pops off.
Speaker 1: Here's my wife said, good joke. When she shows up
Speaker 1: in that outfit, this is Suri, she said, I think
Speaker 1: she has Mariah Carey stylist.
Speaker 2: Great joke, Suri, She says, stop being I turned my
Speaker 2: phone off. Do not disturb I. She says, what does
Speaker 2: she say? What is just?
Speaker 1: Everyone go in the pool and gargets uh Gar gets
Speaker 1: mad because Bose is trying to defend de Red.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I guess Bose goes over to Dread
Speaker 2: or something or maybe it's an OTF, but Dared says,
Speaker 2: don't be a bitch, don't be a vile human, don't
Speaker 2: be a douche. Now she didn't. She said it with
Speaker 2: a lot of pauses right in between, and it looked
Speaker 2: like she was really like starting an old fucking engine.
Speaker 2: She is trying way too hard this episode. It's really
Speaker 2: off putting.
Speaker 1: I think she felt like she had a sense of
Speaker 1: control because everyone was on her turf.
Speaker 2: But lost it. Satin Head's out and lays down some
Speaker 2: bonkers reunion stuff. I mean, she just evisceraates her. Sorry
Speaker 2: your divorce didn't go as well as mine. Sorry you
Speaker 2: don't have as much money as me, so it just
Speaker 2: dere all Durit needs to say is I'm hot. That's it,
Speaker 2: and she is, I'm hotter than you.
Speaker 1: I think they know that.
Speaker 2: I know, but Derek could really be mean with it
Speaker 2: because Sutton was that's unbelievably mean to say. It doesn't
Speaker 2: matter because she's saying it to Deree. But we get
Speaker 2: back to it. Kathy Hilton is scaring the children, as
Speaker 2: I mentioned, and we sit down.
Speaker 1: I do want to mention it's odd to have the
Speaker 1: children walking around. There were at least five kids under
Speaker 1: fifteen years old, and you have these knuckleheads.
Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking. When you're a kid, you
Speaker 2: think back on like all of the toxic environments you
Speaker 2: were in and how tuned into it. You were like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what these these kids are. Probably just
Speaker 2: ignorance is blizz I don't even.
Speaker 1: Know whose fucking kids they were. I know Keith Richards
Speaker 1: was there, but and Joan Jet Yeah that's their daughter.
Speaker 2: Yeah who's sang? Hit me with your best shot?
Speaker 1: Pat Benatar?
Speaker 2: Pat Benatar? What a voice? Oh yes, it's just such
Speaker 2: a talent. So Erica finally gets a hot dog. Like
Speaker 2: I said, it's littered with pickle. It was the most
Speaker 2: disgusting thing I've ever seen. It's like ants on a log,
Speaker 2: but fucking tubed meat and pickles.
Speaker 1: So gross.
Speaker 2: So we cut back to a carousel of garcel standing
Speaker 2: for Sutton m and I completely forgot about Vampire. It
Speaker 2: was great to see her.
Speaker 1: It was great to see so Judge Bow's feels. Calling
Speaker 1: someone a pathetic drunk versus a bitch is not equivalent.
Speaker 2: They are.
Speaker 1: In the way.
Speaker 2: If you call somebody a pathetic drunk, that's obviously way
Speaker 2: worse than calling someone a bitch. But joking about it
Speaker 2: the way.
Speaker 1: That that she did.
Speaker 2: Yes, And can I say something watermelon coconut cooler or
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck it is? That does sound disgusting.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting. I don't put.
Speaker 2: Coconut in my water forward fruit stuff. I really don't
Speaker 2: want coconut in anything except for a pina colada.
Speaker 1: Personally, I don't like watermelon as a flavor. I don't
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 2: You are how could you not like watermelon as a flavor?
Speaker 1: I don't like it?
Speaker 2: What are you a cherry person?
Speaker 1: It's like, no, I don't like that either, But it's melanie.
Speaker 2: In Watermelon is the best sour patch, the best jolly rancher,
Speaker 2: the best.
Speaker 1: Have you ever? In Los Angeletermelon is the best. Some
Speaker 1: warmer cities there are usually people with cutting up fruit
Speaker 1: on corners.
Speaker 2: That one of the great joys of being in La
Speaker 2: or the fresh fruit stands. I think they're all human
Speaker 2: trafficking operations.
Speaker 1: Well, they all work with some like like Gang Territory.
Speaker 1: You get that bag of cut strawberries, mango, I don't
Speaker 1: know what, pineapple, pineapple, and then they put a little
Speaker 1: lime juice in there.
Speaker 2: Put that on my fruit. Don't don't put ta heena
Speaker 2: on my fruit.
Speaker 1: No, ta heen No, I'm not a spicy guy, even
Speaker 1: like the tahin. No, I don't throw that in there,
Speaker 1: shake it up, put it in a bowl. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I want chimoy.
Speaker 2: I don't want to heen. I don't want lime. I
Speaker 2: don't want salt on any of it. It's it's good fruit.
Speaker 2: Why are you fucking it up with.
Speaker 1: You're enhancing it with flavors.
Speaker 2: It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Where are we? Oh Bose reminds everyone we're on a
Speaker 1: path to sisterhood here.
Speaker 2: Against the comments. Let us know, do you like to
Speaker 2: heen on your fruit or do you like it just naked?
Speaker 2: It's a very divisive issue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to heen in the house.
Speaker 2: You're a tahen the wife so crazy. I don't know
Speaker 2: what it is. Everybody loves it. I can't. I can't
Speaker 2: deal with it. It's like this, it's the spicy and
Speaker 2: sour at the same time.
Speaker 1: It's not not a I'm shocked to hear you say that.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Kyle thinks that her and Bo's have made
Speaker 2: a very strong connection, and this is where we kind
Speaker 2: of turn over a page of the drama away from
Speaker 2: Deurit and Sudden and we get into both bos and Kyle.
Speaker 2: Now this is this is a very convoluted argument because
Speaker 2: I almost like don't even want to break it down
Speaker 2: because Kyle and Bose are arguing about nothing well, and
Speaker 2: then Deret is interjecting and trying to siphon it away
Speaker 2: about her. It's just nonsense.
Speaker 1: I'll break down the game film. So Bo's basically gets
Speaker 1: caught because she had said that Kyle was cold, and
Speaker 1: she says Kyle hasn't been deep or had any real
Speaker 1: moments since she's been around m M. And I said, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's exactly who Kyle is. You. There is the surface
Speaker 1: level that she just puts out there. There's nothing that
Speaker 1: she's allowing you to go deeper than that, which we've
Speaker 1: been complaining about for seasons. And then Kyle thinks she's biased,
Speaker 1: and then Kyle accuses Dey of being up Bose's ass,
Speaker 1: and then Deit wants to know when they made up.
Speaker 1: Wants to note with Kyle when they made up on
Speaker 1: that beach that fatful day as multiple oil refineries pumped
Speaker 1: seven trillion couns of CO two in the air. Did
Speaker 1: she really mean it? You know that was a lovely day?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, Kathy Hilton gets a confessional. She's like, I
Speaker 2: can't believe up mountain into a mole that is that
Speaker 2: the same? And then we get a little healing between
Speaker 2: Kyle and wherein Deet brings Kyle up, and Kyle is
Speaker 2: able to heal with Derey because she can see in
Speaker 2: plain view that Deit is losing her.
Speaker 1: Mind or becoming a hoarder.
Speaker 2: Right, So the worst thing about through It's living quarters
Speaker 2: is not the mess. It is the four x six
Speaker 2: picture of her in PK. What are these pictures that
Speaker 2: people take? I can't. Maybe I'm a little too cynical,
Speaker 2: but I could not sit there and take these photos.
Speaker 1: Okay, So, living in Los Angeles for over twenty years now,
Speaker 1: I've been in people's houses, and sometimes there's a portrait
Speaker 1: and I'm like.
Speaker 2: What the fuck. I don't mind a cute family portrait,
Speaker 2: but these like blue steel, black and white, smoky pictures
Speaker 2: are so sorry.
Speaker 1: So you know, you go to home goods and you
Speaker 1: buy those plaques that say be kind, home is where
Speaker 1: the hard heart is, all those like messages. I think
Speaker 1: these pictures are remind them that, like, hey, we're a couple, right,
Speaker 1: Look how good these times were. We should stay together
Speaker 1: in PK despite the fact that we owe the government
Speaker 1: nine million dollars.
Speaker 2: This was a good night, This was a good night,
Speaker 2: it was a good day.
Speaker 1: That might be what it represents God.
Speaker 2: So we ask about Kyle and mo. She says that
Speaker 2: they've been in denial. That is the wrong word. He
Speaker 2: is not in denial.
Speaker 1: He is not. He has moved the fuck off.
Speaker 2: He's stringing her along so he doesn't lose half of
Speaker 2: his money. That's what's going on.
Speaker 1: He's he is trying to keep it going. Is he
Speaker 1: doesn't want to have to be in meetings where he's
Speaker 1: dividing up assets.
Speaker 2: Well, he's and he's I think they're doing a little
Speaker 2: financial you know, with.
Speaker 1: The agency not making any money in ages.
Speaker 2: He's doing a fire drill right now with his finances
Speaker 2: well before Kyle comes.
Speaker 1: In, takes by himself a little time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then we get.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm sorry, Dylan, just a sticking point
Speaker 1: with me. I hate that she's unable to say that
Speaker 1: on air, what like I don't know what he's up to,
Speaker 1: Like the fact that she's pretending, like I think we're
Speaker 1: just both in denial. Fuck you, no, you're not. Like
Speaker 1: I would love to see the private messages you're sending
Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so this is why she
Speaker 1: needs to go and perhaps someone that is more willing
Speaker 1: to let their lives play it.
Speaker 2: Let it out, just break the seal, cry baby. But
Speaker 2: we watch him. Yeah, well, another thing that he's doing.
Speaker 2: And it's weird because most seems like he's a good
Speaker 2: guy on the like, he seems like he's very family oriented.
Speaker 2: He has this this charisma and he seems like, you know,
Speaker 2: he's a good dad and stuff, except from spoiling his
Speaker 2: kids rotten and not teaching them or anything about life. Really,
Speaker 2: what is particularly in city is like listen, you can
Speaker 2: expect the worst in men, particularly in divorce and women,
Speaker 2: but a lot of times, men are the biggest pieces
Speaker 2: of shit. I think that he's one biding his time
Speaker 2: so you can rearrange some shit. Two, I think that
Speaker 2: he's going to make her do it so that maybe
Speaker 2: not so that he can tell the kids that she's
Speaker 2: the one that did it, but he'll definitely tell the
Speaker 2: kids that this isn't what he wanted. Hopefully they're smart enough.
Speaker 2: They're all girls, so they're smart enough to see that
Speaker 2: their dad is a dick who's making out with people
Speaker 2: at lax bump bump bum.
Speaker 1: If I'm Kyle and I really want to Basically, I
Speaker 1: think at her age my age, you start like wrapping
Speaker 1: up what you think your itinerary for your last fifteen
Speaker 1: years of gainful employment are. I think she's fifty five,
Speaker 1: I would go, I'd love to do another ten years
Speaker 1: of this. Here's how I get another five. I take
Speaker 1: a season off, me and Moe, we work out whatever
Speaker 1: we're going to do, it's not going to be like
Speaker 1: in the public, and then I come back in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty seven a single woman ready to fucking rock it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just say it too. If if I'm her agent
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 2: Well we'll see what happens next. Week we get to
Speaker 2: reveal that he is in the tabloids. Now we'll see
Speaker 2: what the fallout is from that next week. Until then,
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Speaker 2: love you guys very much. I am Dylan saying goodbye,
Speaker 2: pat Say goodbye.