WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.199 --> 00:00:08.199 I love you are about to witness amazing emot has 2 00:00:08.400 --> 00:00:11.240 coming Living Mon's pasty. 3 00:00:11.519 --> 00:00:12.359 Of all times. 4 00:00:15.320 --> 00:00:20.640 Yes, my bow suck on you bow down to mer master. 5 00:00:30.239 --> 00:00:36.200 Can you did it? Then you did it? Where you did? 6 00:00:42.159 --> 00:00:55.039 Allowed to play? Allowed to play, allowed to play, Come 7 00:00:55.479 --> 00:01:00.240 to play. 8 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:07.079 First the woos. 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It's a big mass 19 00:01:36.599 --> 00:01:37.400 Marty show. 20 00:01:43.400 --> 00:01:45.480 Welcome to the work in me. 21 00:01:46.120 --> 00:01:50.879 It's all such a bre kick back, makes up bestop 22 00:01:50.959 --> 00:01:52.879 it and make it hardcore. 23 00:01:53.560 --> 00:01:56.480 Hat your whisby and then mess picked up your soul. 24 00:01:56.680 --> 00:01:57.200 There a lot. 25 00:01:57.400 --> 00:02:23.360 You're on the air now at last. Well, good morning, 26 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:27.639 it's the Big Man Morning Show BMMS and whatever you'd 27 00:02:27.680 --> 00:02:30.520 like to say to eight two nine four five. Listen 28 00:02:30.599 --> 00:02:33.560 online the website the rocks is kmod dot com. Past 29 00:02:33.639 --> 00:02:37.680 shows are available on iTunes search under BMMS. Listen with 30 00:02:37.719 --> 00:02:40.360 your cell phone. Get the iHeartRadio app available from the 31 00:02:40.400 --> 00:02:42.319 app store of your cell phone provider. 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One 42 00:03:20.120 --> 00:03:22.400 of the things I love about this show is the 43 00:03:22.479 --> 00:03:28.560 discovery of new things, like goldfish conventions. Wrong, that's a thing. 44 00:03:30.280 --> 00:03:32.840 Some people are shocked to find out that there is 45 00:03:33.719 --> 00:03:39.680 uh like rock conventions. Now, huh rock Like we got 46 00:03:39.680 --> 00:03:42.960 one coming up we can yeah, like no, like like 47 00:03:43.199 --> 00:03:47.039 minerals right right, like actual rocks, like gemologists, lall hall. 48 00:03:48.319 --> 00:03:53.479 Some beads are another one that is a convention that happens, 49 00:03:53.479 --> 00:03:59.319 and there are highly coveted beads you would trade. We 50 00:03:59.360 --> 00:04:01.599 all have our things that make life exciting for us. 51 00:04:02.400 --> 00:04:05.840 And I found another one. What you got that to 52 00:04:05.960 --> 00:04:12.280 me is disgusting. And I'm gonna peg GIMPI for thinking 53 00:04:12.319 --> 00:04:16.160 that he's gonna think this is fine. And that is 54 00:04:17.319 --> 00:04:21.920 rat conventions. Rat rat rat like big mind, not round 55 00:04:21.920 --> 00:04:29.240 and round rat like Chucky chuck e cheese. He's a 56 00:04:29.319 --> 00:04:37.079 mouse that's different, fair enough? No, not a ferret. A mouse. Uh. 57 00:04:37.639 --> 00:04:44.720 So they have this annual event called Ratapalooza. Please tell 58 00:04:44.720 --> 00:04:50.120 me there's a cooking class they call ratatui and they adopt. 59 00:04:50.439 --> 00:04:53.879 It's a thing to like adopt former lab rodents. O. 60 00:04:54.199 --> 00:04:57.519 Man, No, couldn't do it. 61 00:04:57.639 --> 00:04:58.240 Couldn't do it. 62 00:04:58.360 --> 00:04:59.519 No, it's gross. 63 00:04:59.560 --> 00:05:01.720 So once a mouse or a rat, you're like, no, 64 00:05:01.800 --> 00:05:03.439 you put your foot down. Huh. 65 00:05:03.480 --> 00:05:06.720 Absolutely, imagine the thing getting loose in the house. Plus 66 00:05:06.800 --> 00:05:09.079 we have a cat, so it wouldn't have a chance. 67 00:05:09.240 --> 00:05:13.120 Got some those animals can be friends. Oh yeah, you'd 68 00:05:13.160 --> 00:05:18.399 be surprised. I've never been a fan of pet mice 69 00:05:18.600 --> 00:05:21.839 or pet rats, to be honest with you, Of all 70 00:05:21.959 --> 00:05:26.720 the pets that I could possibly have, that's on the 71 00:05:26.759 --> 00:05:31.600 bottom of my list, Like, might not even make the list. 72 00:05:32.120 --> 00:05:35.000 If I'm just being real with you and like, are 73 00:05:35.040 --> 00:05:40.759 these you adopt former lab rats? Are they retarded or something? 74 00:05:40.879 --> 00:05:42.519 Is there something wrong with them? Do they come with 75 00:05:42.600 --> 00:05:45.639 like a bunch of makeup on? They got measles? Yeah? 76 00:05:45.639 --> 00:05:47.879 I know, you know what I'm saying, Like they test 77 00:05:47.959 --> 00:05:50.600 all kinds of stuff on labrats. You imagine the size 78 00:05:50.600 --> 00:05:55.600 of the mascara get this one. It looks like Mimi 79 00:05:55.639 --> 00:06:01.560 from Drew Carey. Shoo uh Yeah, I don't they have 80 00:06:03.720 --> 00:06:07.399 They have services out there where you can like adopt 81 00:06:07.759 --> 00:06:12.199 like elderly dogs and stuff, And there's a lot of 82 00:06:12.199 --> 00:06:14.800 people out there that feel sorry for those animals and 83 00:06:14.839 --> 00:06:21.480 they'll take them in. And I'm like, no, No, nobody 84 00:06:21.560 --> 00:06:24.480 wants to adopt a teenager, you know, I mean, they 85 00:06:24.480 --> 00:06:28.439 all want the cute babies. Got to where I'm at. 86 00:06:28.879 --> 00:06:32.759 I didn't shock me. Everything you're saying does not shock me. Yeah, 87 00:06:32.879 --> 00:06:35.759 I think I think I'm good on the rat. I'd 88 00:06:35.800 --> 00:06:38.480 go check it out. I'd go to this rat convention 89 00:06:38.639 --> 00:06:42.000 just to see Ratapalooza, rat Paloza. I'd go check out 90 00:06:42.079 --> 00:06:45.040 rat a Palooza for sure, But I'll think i'd be 91 00:06:45.079 --> 00:06:48.639 walking home with anything. It's always those people are like, 92 00:06:48.680 --> 00:06:49.639 I'm just going to look. 93 00:06:49.800 --> 00:06:52.079 Right, and then they come home with a cage and 94 00:06:53.279 --> 00:06:54.160 three rats. 95 00:06:54.399 --> 00:06:56.680 So it is a part of adoption vent and part 96 00:06:56.720 --> 00:07:00.800 of rat fare. All rat theme stuff keychains, stick hair clips, 97 00:07:01.319 --> 00:07:04.720 cheese food. It doesn't say if there's rat food, not 98 00:07:04.800 --> 00:07:07.959 like rat food made of rats, doesn't say anything like that. 99 00:07:08.519 --> 00:07:10.639 Typically you go to you know, like a Cajun festival, 100 00:07:10.879 --> 00:07:14.199 you're eating Cajun foods. All the money that raise goes 101 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:19.000 towards the organization Team Ratus, which is an organization to 102 00:07:19.920 --> 00:07:24.680 find homes for unwanted lab rats and mice. And they 103 00:07:24.759 --> 00:07:28.040 say they started in twenty sixteen and since then they 104 00:07:28.120 --> 00:07:31.399 have grown about ninety foster homes and worked with eleven 105 00:07:31.639 --> 00:07:36.560 labs and rescued more than eight thousand animals. And they 106 00:07:36.600 --> 00:07:40.959 say that if you want to be one of these 107 00:07:41.000 --> 00:07:44.839 people that wants to adopt, you have to have a 108 00:07:46.600 --> 00:07:54.800 roomy cage, which makes sense, and you have to be prepared. 109 00:07:55.399 --> 00:07:57.079 You got to show you can handle taking care of 110 00:07:57.079 --> 00:07:59.800 a rat. You dirty rat. That would be the only 111 00:07:59.839 --> 00:08:02.560 reason have a rat. Yeah, He'll be like you dirty rat, 112 00:08:03.160 --> 00:08:06.040 You have ra? Yeah, that would be the only reason. 113 00:08:08.160 --> 00:08:11.439 They obviously are against the myth that they are dirty 114 00:08:11.560 --> 00:08:14.600 or dangerous They say lab rats are healthy because they 115 00:08:14.600 --> 00:08:18.519 haven't been exposed to streets or infected with viruses or bacteria. 116 00:08:18.920 --> 00:08:23.879 Yet one veterinarian supports the effort, saying former lab animals 117 00:08:23.920 --> 00:08:26.240 deserve homes where families can give them a better life. 118 00:08:27.800 --> 00:08:30.240 They say people mock the idea because it's rats, not 119 00:08:30.319 --> 00:08:32.840 dogs or cats, but the rescue has been going for 120 00:08:33.080 --> 00:08:39.320 over ten years and continues to keep growing. Again. I 121 00:08:39.320 --> 00:08:41.799 started the segment with, Hey, everybody's got their thing that 122 00:08:41.879 --> 00:08:46.720 makes them them them happy. Right, Yeah, pet rats are 123 00:08:46.799 --> 00:08:51.039 legal in most of the US, but some city rules obviously, 124 00:08:51.039 --> 00:08:56.879 apartment rules, state laws, exotic laws. Say there's something called 125 00:08:57.080 --> 00:09:00.919 fancy rats. Fancy rats, a little top hat in a 126 00:09:01.000 --> 00:09:05.879 monocle helusia. Do you have some cheese? These are the 127 00:09:06.000 --> 00:09:09.279 ones that are already domesticated, okay, not ones that you 128 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:14.200 get out of the sewer, the wild rats. I'm surprised 129 00:09:14.240 --> 00:09:17.039 that Starbucks hasn't sent these guys to cease and desist 130 00:09:17.159 --> 00:09:22.120 letter because their logo looks a lot like the Starbucks logo. 131 00:09:24.159 --> 00:09:27.879 I'm just saying, Okay, I'll send you the length of 132 00:09:27.919 --> 00:09:30.000 the website if you don't already have it, and you 133 00:09:30.039 --> 00:09:33.000 can judge for yourself. But I look at it, I'm like, 134 00:09:33.120 --> 00:09:38.120 that looks very familiar. Where oh the bucks? Okay, This 135 00:09:38.200 --> 00:09:41.480 says that rats are smarter and cleaner than people think. 136 00:09:42.000 --> 00:09:45.679 Domesticated rats are known for intelligence, personality, and social behavior, which, 137 00:09:45.679 --> 00:09:49.240 if I'm being honest, sounds like a description of a ferret. Yeah. Yeah, 138 00:09:49.720 --> 00:09:53.039 that says they're very social and they need daily interaction 139 00:09:53.720 --> 00:09:57.120 much like fer Much like ferrets, they're not a throw 140 00:09:57.159 --> 00:09:59.240 food in the cage and ignore them pet. They need 141 00:09:59.279 --> 00:10:02.960 handling and rich chew toys, cleaning time outside the cage, 142 00:10:02.960 --> 00:10:06.600 and safe areas, which is what a ferret needs. Ferrets 143 00:10:06.600 --> 00:10:09.679 are in terms of pet world, FETs are ferrets are 144 00:10:09.759 --> 00:10:12.759 very needy? Yes they are. They are a lot cooler 145 00:10:12.799 --> 00:10:17.759 than rats, though they chew everything, wood, plastic, cords, clothing, cage. 146 00:10:18.440 --> 00:10:20.240 If they get loose in your room, you need to 147 00:10:20.360 --> 00:10:22.759 rat proof it like you toddler proof it. But for 148 00:10:22.799 --> 00:10:26.039 an animal with teeth, teeth that never stop. They say 149 00:10:26.039 --> 00:10:28.799 these are great pets for first kids, but only with 150 00:10:28.840 --> 00:10:32.879 adult supervision, because rats can be suitable for first pets 151 00:10:32.879 --> 00:10:35.360 for children, but kids need to make the parents need 152 00:10:35.440 --> 00:10:38.840 to make sure you're gonna be careful because they will bite. Yeah, 153 00:10:38.879 --> 00:10:46.440 and guess what they do really fast run reproduce. Oh yeah, 154 00:10:46.559 --> 00:10:53.600 one adult rat can have twenty babies. Wow, that's fantastic 155 00:10:53.679 --> 00:10:55.039 if you've got a snake farm. 156 00:10:55.120 --> 00:10:56.360 I was just gonna say that. 157 00:10:57.919 --> 00:11:01.320 The health risk is manageable, but it is because they 158 00:11:01.360 --> 00:11:05.559 can get salamonilla and soul virus. And you gotta wash 159 00:11:05.600 --> 00:11:07.240 your hands just like any pet. You're supposed to wash 160 00:11:07.240 --> 00:11:08.679 your hands after handling any pet. 161 00:11:09.080 --> 00:11:11.840 And I suppose if you are someone that is allergic 162 00:11:11.879 --> 00:11:14.480 to cats or dogs, this might make sense for you. 163 00:11:16.080 --> 00:11:18.480 If you're allergic to cats and dogs, wouldn't you be 164 00:11:18.519 --> 00:11:21.200 allergic to almost any animal with fur. I think it's 165 00:11:21.240 --> 00:11:23.360 about the dander, So I don't know if it's across 166 00:11:23.440 --> 00:11:25.720 all fur animals, but you probably you might be right. 167 00:11:27.039 --> 00:11:28.600 I kind of go with the attitude of if you're 168 00:11:28.600 --> 00:11:31.360 allergic to pet, any pet, let's just call it what 169 00:11:31.399 --> 00:11:33.840 it is. You're not a pet person. You'll never be 170 00:11:33.879 --> 00:11:36.919 a pet person. There's no reason. I've never understood people like, 171 00:11:36.960 --> 00:11:38.759 I'm allergic to cats, but I want to I just 172 00:11:38.879 --> 00:11:40.799 I take medicine and just get a cat. So you 173 00:11:40.919 --> 00:11:42.879 just want to be miserable. Now you could be a 174 00:11:42.919 --> 00:11:45.320 different pet person. You just can't have ones with fur 175 00:11:45.480 --> 00:11:49.159 like cats and dogs. Be a snake person, a lizard person, 176 00:11:49.360 --> 00:11:52.600 or a hairless cat. Yeah, yeah, because everybody likes an 177 00:11:52.679 --> 00:12:00.399 uncircumcised penis. Right. That's one of those moments that exited 178 00:12:00.480 --> 00:12:03.879 my mouth and I went, huh, I can't take that 179 00:12:03.919 --> 00:12:08.879 one back. So I'm reading Dungeon Car or Crawler Carl, 180 00:12:08.960 --> 00:12:11.200 and in it, the cat talks, but he's still a cat. 181 00:12:11.279 --> 00:12:13.840 So even though the cat can talk like we can talk, 182 00:12:13.960 --> 00:12:16.320 he still does cat stuff and says things way out 183 00:12:16.320 --> 00:12:24.480 of line, and it's hilarious. States where rats are illegal Alaska, 184 00:12:25.000 --> 00:12:28.399 they don't have a full no rats ever state policy, 185 00:12:28.559 --> 00:12:32.759 but they're very restricted. Hawaii does allow for domesticated rats 186 00:12:32.759 --> 00:12:37.240 and mice, but they ban many exotic animals. Hawaii is 187 00:12:37.279 --> 00:12:40.120 a very strict pet policy for those that don't know. Yeah, 188 00:12:40.159 --> 00:12:46.279 because they become invasive, invasive whatever a lot basive, Yeah, invasive, right, 189 00:12:46.440 --> 00:12:48.960 they take over, So that makes sense. You want to 190 00:12:49.039 --> 00:12:52.559 keep your land beautiful, why not just ban it. I 191 00:12:52.559 --> 00:12:55.399 had a friend and they moved there and they took 192 00:12:55.480 --> 00:12:57.080 their dog, and the dog had to be in quarantine 193 00:12:57.080 --> 00:12:59.279 for like thirty or sixty days or some crazy amount. Yeah, 194 00:12:59.320 --> 00:13:01.679 and so they would go and friend in Australia that 195 00:13:01.799 --> 00:13:04.600 just got her dog not well, like maybe a couple 196 00:13:04.639 --> 00:13:07.759 of weeks ago. Because of that, Oh, she moved there 197 00:13:07.799 --> 00:13:11.279 and it had to be quarantine. H huh. California allows 198 00:13:11.360 --> 00:13:14.759 rats rats as pets despite having strict They also have 199 00:13:14.759 --> 00:13:18.919 pretty strict exotic animal policies. And then Billings, Montana has 200 00:13:18.960 --> 00:13:22.639 a city code banning selling, harboring, raising, or giving away 201 00:13:22.720 --> 00:13:26.519 rats as pets, with the exception of reptile bird of 202 00:13:26.600 --> 00:13:30.320 prey feed. That's a city law, not a Montana law 203 00:13:30.480 --> 00:13:35.480 in good old Red Montana, Okay, but they are legal 204 00:13:35.519 --> 00:13:36.320 in most of America. 205 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:38.000 I don't know. 206 00:13:38.039 --> 00:13:39.600 I think I know anybody that has rats. I'm sure 207 00:13:39.600 --> 00:13:41.639 someone's going to text in and tell us that they 208 00:13:41.679 --> 00:13:44.879 own rats. I knew one. I've known one person in 209 00:13:44.919 --> 00:13:48.840 my life that had a pet rat. His name was Gabe, 210 00:13:49.240 --> 00:13:51.759 and he had a naked mole rant. Now you want 211 00:13:51.759 --> 00:13:54.080 to talk about a pet that looks like an uncircumcised 212 00:13:54.080 --> 00:13:58.559 penis that one hit it right on the mark and 213 00:13:58.600 --> 00:14:04.440 it felt so weird. A rat. Good clarification to make sure, Yeah, no, 214 00:14:04.559 --> 00:14:07.720 you clean that up fast. Yeah, But I was like, 215 00:14:07.720 --> 00:14:10.440 we get it. You're not gay. That's kind of eat 216 00:14:10.519 --> 00:14:12.159 I guess I don't know. It's just not for me. 217 00:14:12.720 --> 00:14:14.600 Not for me, somebody sex ins that. Believe it or not, 218 00:14:14.679 --> 00:14:19.879 Rats make some of the best pets, says rat owners, right, rats, 219 00:14:20.399 --> 00:14:22.559 To be honest, I've never heard anybody say, well, I 220 00:14:22.639 --> 00:14:24.279 used to have rats, but they were horrible pets, and 221 00:14:24.320 --> 00:14:25.879 I have heard that about other pets. 222 00:14:25.919 --> 00:14:26.840 Yeah. 223 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:29.639 Yeah, it's the time you hear people say I used 224 00:14:29.679 --> 00:14:31.080 to have rats. It was a pain in the ass 225 00:14:31.080 --> 00:14:34.159 to get rid of them, right, because they were invasive already, 226 00:14:34.240 --> 00:14:36.519 like they didn't want them as pets. Yeah, rats are 227 00:14:36.559 --> 00:14:39.440 actually so friendly and smart. I had some years ago. 228 00:14:39.919 --> 00:14:42.840 They even come when you call them. I used to 229 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:47.039 raise pythons and would adopt rats for a dollar. The 230 00:14:47.039 --> 00:14:49.559 pets smart loved me because I adopted every rat they 231 00:14:49.559 --> 00:14:53.440 had come in. Yeah, because you fed them to your python. 232 00:14:54.639 --> 00:14:57.879 That feels like one of those things that I would 233 00:14:57.960 --> 00:15:00.159 love to get high and watch a rat eat a snake. 234 00:15:00.200 --> 00:15:03.759 I know that sounds horrible. You mean the snaky that 235 00:15:03.759 --> 00:15:05.919 sounds better. I mean I wouldn't mind watching a ratty 236 00:15:06.000 --> 00:15:10.320 a snake. That'd be try right. Talk about survival of 237 00:15:10.399 --> 00:15:12.519 the fittest there, Yeah, and it only works if the 238 00:15:12.639 --> 00:15:15.679 rat's white. I'm just being on like, right, you just 239 00:15:15.720 --> 00:15:18.279 got you need the color differential be able to tell 240 00:15:18.320 --> 00:15:20.879 what's what? Where does it end? Where does the rat 241 00:15:21.000 --> 00:15:25.519 end and the snake begin? And at the end does 242 00:15:25.519 --> 00:15:28.759 the snake with the tail go? H. I had a 243 00:15:28.759 --> 00:15:32.960 buddy of mine who he had a savannah monitor. It's 244 00:15:33.000 --> 00:15:36.720 a lizard, but it's a carnivorous lizard, and we'd have 245 00:15:36.759 --> 00:15:39.120 to feed it a mouse like once a month or whatever. 246 00:15:39.480 --> 00:15:42.440 And it was so cool as we take this little 247 00:15:42.559 --> 00:15:44.600 They weren't rats like the big ones that we're talking 248 00:15:44.600 --> 00:15:46.960 about here. They were just feeder mice. But I'm gonna 249 00:15:46.960 --> 00:15:48.799 be the size you palm of your hand or whatever 250 00:15:48.840 --> 00:15:52.440 and toss that sound bitch in the cage and he'd 251 00:15:52.480 --> 00:15:54.320 sit there and look at it for a little bit 252 00:15:54.519 --> 00:15:58.440 and then pounce. And you'd watch him sling that sound 253 00:15:58.480 --> 00:16:01.360 bitch back and forth and fashion it up against the 254 00:16:01.360 --> 00:16:05.600 the the aquarium wall means and violently. Yeah, and the 255 00:16:05.879 --> 00:16:09.399 halp down the hatch it goes. It was pretty awesome. Yeah. 256 00:16:09.440 --> 00:16:11.159 My brother had piranhas for a while and he always 257 00:16:11.200 --> 00:16:12.840 threatened to tried to. He would grab my hand and 258 00:16:12.840 --> 00:16:14.440 act like he was gonna put it in there, but 259 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:17.240 paranas don't eat that way. Yeah, it's just the movies 260 00:16:17.279 --> 00:16:19.720 that depicted that way. But I sure believe that's what 261 00:16:19.759 --> 00:16:25.840 was gonna happen, though others are dicks. Yeah, all right, takets, 262 00:16:25.879 --> 00:16:27.720 the five finger death punch, we'll give those away. Coming 263 00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:29.960 up here in a little bit. We got listener emails 264 00:16:30.039 --> 00:16:32.840 news quakies. When we come back, The Big Man Morning 265 00:16:32.879 --> 00:16:35.960 Show returns next to news quikies. These are stories you 266 00:16:36.000 --> 00:16:40.600 may have missed to the news. It's time for news quakies. 267 00:16:40.679 --> 00:16:43.440 World news, local news, and news that just makes you say, 268 00:16:43.480 --> 00:16:46.559 what the Here's Corbyn, Gimbe and Lindsay with what's going 269 00:16:46.600 --> 00:16:49.039 on news quakies from the Big Mad Morning Showing ninety 270 00:16:49.039 --> 00:16:49.639 seven five. 271 00:16:51.639 --> 00:16:56.120 Arn ordered from Amazon showed up with ashes already inside. 272 00:16:57.159 --> 00:17:00.000 It's happened in southern California, where a family got an 273 00:17:00.159 --> 00:17:04.960 unexpected and deeply unsettling delivery when they ordered an urn 274 00:17:05.359 --> 00:17:10.079 from Amazon to hold their grandfather's cremated remains. It arrived 275 00:17:10.200 --> 00:17:14.440 with what appeared to be someone else's ashes already inside. 276 00:17:14.559 --> 00:17:17.319 Their grandmother spotted the urned first and asked if it 277 00:17:17.359 --> 00:17:21.599 had been ordered pre filled. When the family contacted Amazon. 278 00:17:21.640 --> 00:17:25.000 The initial response was to offer them a nineteen ninety 279 00:17:25.079 --> 00:17:28.279 nine credit and tell them they could keep it or 280 00:17:28.359 --> 00:17:28.960 get rid. 281 00:17:28.799 --> 00:17:29.319 Of the item. 282 00:17:30.200 --> 00:17:34.079 That appalled the family, so they reached out to ABC 283 00:17:34.279 --> 00:17:39.920 seven on your Side yep. Amazon then then apologized and 284 00:17:40.000 --> 00:17:43.400 said the urn had come through a third party seller 285 00:17:44.079 --> 00:17:46.880 and assigned a team to determine how to handle the 286 00:17:46.960 --> 00:17:51.200 remains with dignity. The family said they weren't interested in 287 00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:54.640 a refund. They wanted the remains returned to whoever was 288 00:17:54.680 --> 00:17:58.799 missing them. Amazon assured the family that the remains would 289 00:17:58.799 --> 00:18:01.920 be treated appropriately and said it would train employees and 290 00:18:01.960 --> 00:18:07.839 create a procedure to prevent future incidents. 291 00:18:08.599 --> 00:18:11.200 How do you know they were real romains? Right? It 292 00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:13.559 could have been anything you could have been. You know, 293 00:18:13.640 --> 00:18:17.039 it's regular old dust, dirt or whatever to show like, well, 294 00:18:17.039 --> 00:18:19.920 lois is what you could use it for. And Amazon 295 00:18:20.000 --> 00:18:25.880 just has an sop almost ai script for returns that 296 00:18:26.160 --> 00:18:27.960 everything you said is the almost the exact same thing 297 00:18:28.000 --> 00:18:30.799 that's happened to me when I've done a return. They 298 00:18:30.880 --> 00:18:33.319 just go, yeah, we'll return your money, get rid of 299 00:18:33.359 --> 00:18:37.720 it or don't, we don't care. Right, So there I 300 00:18:37.839 --> 00:18:39.759 get it, But there's no way Amazon knew there were 301 00:18:39.839 --> 00:18:40.880 real ashes in it. 302 00:18:42.160 --> 00:18:43.839 Until they told them. 303 00:18:44.359 --> 00:18:46.720 Right. Well, yeah, but there's probably a lot of things 304 00:18:46.759 --> 00:18:52.400 customers tell the company that aren't accurate, so that feels outlandish. 305 00:18:52.440 --> 00:18:55.720 But also when you do return items, they ask for 306 00:18:55.799 --> 00:19:00.200 a picture of your item and you submit the picture. 307 00:19:00.440 --> 00:19:03.000 Sure, like when it's damaged or whatever. 308 00:19:03.160 --> 00:19:05.960 Sure, but that doesn't mean but that doesn't guarantee that 309 00:19:06.039 --> 00:19:11.799 it arrived that way. Woman setting a sentence to fourteen 310 00:19:11.880 --> 00:19:19.359 years in prison for selling drugs and landmines like cowpies. No, 311 00:19:20.440 --> 00:19:24.519 uh nope, actual physical land minds, the bouncing betty kind. 312 00:19:24.599 --> 00:19:27.599 As a matter of fact, if you're familiar with call 313 00:19:27.640 --> 00:19:30.839 of duty and little sons of bitches, you run around 314 00:19:30.880 --> 00:19:34.200 the corner, you think you're fining cow, You're dead regardless. 315 00:19:34.599 --> 00:19:38.640 Comes out of Arizona, Tucson. Woman. Her name's Christina Gonzales, 316 00:19:39.000 --> 00:19:43.319 and apparently she recently on Monday, pled guilty to running 317 00:19:43.359 --> 00:19:47.640 a criminal enterprise that sold cocaine and methan phetamines and 318 00:19:47.640 --> 00:19:52.000 of course these bouncing betties that I had mentioned. She's 319 00:19:52.039 --> 00:19:56.200 convicted on charges including transportation for sale of a narcotic, 320 00:19:56.799 --> 00:20:02.960 attempted money laundering, and illegal conducting an enterprise When they 321 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:07.039 searched her home. They also found fentanyl and more guns, 322 00:20:08.240 --> 00:20:10.279 so they went ahead and get locked her up and 323 00:20:10.359 --> 00:20:16.319 gave her fourteen and a half years in prison. Owning 324 00:20:16.359 --> 00:20:19.200 those are as illegal in America. You can't buy them, 325 00:20:19.279 --> 00:20:22.880 the bouncing bitties land mines in general here. Yeah, yeah, 326 00:20:23.079 --> 00:20:27.759 so I wonder where she'd get them. Hmmm, Sameway, she 327 00:20:27.799 --> 00:20:30.079 got the fentanyl, But I feel like, you know, when 328 00:20:30.119 --> 00:20:33.319 in Rome, if you're dealing coke, that doesn't feel like 329 00:20:33.359 --> 00:20:36.960 a giant leap. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta protect your house somehow, right, 330 00:20:37.279 --> 00:20:41.359 and why not start on the outside by planting land mines. 331 00:20:42.559 --> 00:20:47.440 Family rescued by pet goats after tornado. Two pet goats 332 00:20:47.480 --> 00:20:50.079 are being held as heroes after they helped rescue a 333 00:20:50.119 --> 00:20:53.920 family in the aftermath of a massive tornado. On April 334 00:20:53.960 --> 00:20:57.279 twenty third, Adam Sloat and his family were trapped beneath 335 00:20:57.319 --> 00:21:00.720 the rubble of their Enid, Oklahoma home. A powerful E 336 00:21:00.880 --> 00:21:04.279 F four twister roared through, with winds ranging from one 337 00:21:04.359 --> 00:21:06.839 hundred and seventy miles per hour to two hundred miles 338 00:21:06.880 --> 00:21:10.920 per hour. As the storm strengthened, the man gathered his 339 00:21:11.000 --> 00:21:13.160 family and led them into the storm. Shelter where they 340 00:21:13.200 --> 00:21:17.000 stayed sheltered as the tornado ravaged their home. There was 341 00:21:17.039 --> 00:21:19.319 still enough of a phone signal of call nine one one, 342 00:21:19.319 --> 00:21:21.559 but there was no way for first responders to hear 343 00:21:21.599 --> 00:21:27.640 them beneath the tonnage of damage. However, their two goats, 344 00:21:28.039 --> 00:21:32.440 Percy and Penny, survived and led rescuers to the exact 345 00:21:32.480 --> 00:21:36.880 location where the families were eventually found. To which I say, 346 00:21:37.119 --> 00:21:39.519 how did the goats survive? Let's figure out what they 347 00:21:39.559 --> 00:21:40.519 knew and what they did? 348 00:21:40.680 --> 00:21:40.920 Yeah? 349 00:21:41.279 --> 00:21:44.319 Right, This reminds me of a story that I saw 350 00:21:44.359 --> 00:21:46.640 on Facebook. But did you see where this woman in 351 00:21:46.680 --> 00:21:52.799 Claremore was arrested for trying to trade a baby goat? 352 00:21:53.160 --> 00:21:55.880 She was trying a Police near Claremore say a woman 353 00:21:56.200 --> 00:21:59.240 was arrested after allegedly attempting to trade a live baby 354 00:21:59.319 --> 00:22:04.000 goat in a gas station parking lot for multiple vape pens. 355 00:22:04.559 --> 00:22:08.880 Witnesses claimed the goat was wearing a tiny sweater. The 356 00:22:08.960 --> 00:22:15.559 goat since been relocated and is doing well. Did you 357 00:22:15.759 --> 00:22:19.599 see the mugshot? Yeah, she looks like the meth in 358 00:22:19.640 --> 00:22:22.720 phetamine kind. Oh she does. That's what I get from it. 359 00:22:22.720 --> 00:22:25.480 What's the giveaway? I don't see pox. You don't see 360 00:22:25.480 --> 00:22:27.279 that on the side of her face. I mean that 361 00:22:27.319 --> 00:22:30.480 looks like mud or you know, right or something when 362 00:22:30.480 --> 00:22:32.319 you're getting a tussle trying to try to go or 363 00:22:32.440 --> 00:22:35.880 you farm goats. She doesn't look like the goat farming time. 364 00:22:36.000 --> 00:22:39.400 She's got camo on. That means nothing. I thought Kimo 365 00:22:39.519 --> 00:22:42.359 was an automatic indicator of something like you must live 366 00:22:42.400 --> 00:22:45.000 in the country. Yeah, he must be a you know, 367 00:22:45.039 --> 00:22:48.440 a hunter, or she lives in the woods making her 368 00:22:48.480 --> 00:22:52.720 methin fetamines and needs to stay camouflaged. How many goat? 369 00:22:53.079 --> 00:22:55.440 How many vapes do you get for a baby goat? 370 00:22:55.799 --> 00:22:59.599 Is that a joke? Did I just to her? I 371 00:22:59.680 --> 00:23:03.440 get I'd give you two. I'd give you two vapes 372 00:23:03.440 --> 00:23:09.119 for that baby goat. Yeah, I don't know how much 373 00:23:09.200 --> 00:23:09.960 is one vape? 374 00:23:10.640 --> 00:23:12.920 They could run from ten to twenty. 375 00:23:12.720 --> 00:23:15.079 Yeah, ten to twenty bucks. And she wanted how many 376 00:23:15.079 --> 00:23:17.960 for this baby goat? It didn't say it, just said 377 00:23:18.039 --> 00:23:19.839 she was trying to get as many as she could. 378 00:23:20.039 --> 00:23:23.920 And did they arrest the other person? There was another person? Well, 379 00:23:23.920 --> 00:23:25.759 you said that she tried to sell the She just 380 00:23:25.839 --> 00:23:29.680 being like God forsa hand, right, Yeah, I'll trade Hey man, 381 00:23:30.160 --> 00:23:32.799 I'll trade you this baby Goat for a couple of 382 00:23:32.920 --> 00:23:35.400 vape pins. That's just what I said, trade to trade 383 00:23:35.400 --> 00:23:39.200 for multiple vape pins. Yeah. I don't even know if 384 00:23:39.240 --> 00:23:41.160 this story is true. I've seen some things by this 385 00:23:41.240 --> 00:23:44.640 post person before and they turn out to not be accurate. Hey, 386 00:23:44.759 --> 00:23:49.279 if it's true, good for her for trying. I guess 387 00:23:49.799 --> 00:23:52.119 I don't know. Those two Goat stories in my life 388 00:23:52.160 --> 00:23:56.680 in the last couple of days. Yeah, uh, because there's 389 00:23:56.720 --> 00:24:00.480 another story where oh ah, yes, I'm remembering now, another 390 00:24:00.519 --> 00:24:06.799 story where a woman got arrested because she caused a 391 00:24:06.880 --> 00:24:11.519 fight over candles because it's the annual candlesale at Bed 392 00:24:11.559 --> 00:24:15.640 Bath and Beyond. Yeah, I think this is all parody. 393 00:24:16.079 --> 00:24:17.920 Very well could be. I think everything on this site 394 00:24:18.000 --> 00:24:23.200 is parody. Okay, yeah, here's the story the candle one. 395 00:24:23.440 --> 00:24:25.880 Then I found a woman near Broken Arrow was reportedly 396 00:24:25.920 --> 00:24:29.759 arrested after an argument over seasonal candles escalated inside Bath 397 00:24:29.799 --> 00:24:33.640 and Bodyworks. Witnesses claimed someone yelled they were literally buy three, 398 00:24:33.759 --> 00:24:40.920 get three. Yeah, that's obviously not a true story. Well, 399 00:24:41.400 --> 00:24:46.200 I guess that story got my goat. Don't feel bad, 400 00:24:46.880 --> 00:24:48.480 all right, We got to take a break and we'll 401 00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:49.839 be back. Good morning, Lindsay. 402 00:24:50.039 --> 00:24:53.720 Good morning Corbyn. The Smashing Pumpkins are hitting the road 403 00:24:53.839 --> 00:24:57.480 the Rats and the Cage Tour Saturday, October twenty fourth. 404 00:24:57.480 --> 00:25:00.799 They'll be performing at the pay Come Center. 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You know, we'll 415 00:25:25.559 --> 00:25:28.240 give you two hundred dollars to use towards ground transportation. 416 00:25:28.440 --> 00:25:30.319 You get all your details on the contest tap right 417 00:25:30.319 --> 00:25:32.880 there on the free I heard where you all? Right? 418 00:25:32.960 --> 00:25:35.319 Time for dead ass or fake news. I'll read part, 419 00:25:35.519 --> 00:25:38.960 I'll read a I'll read it you got, I'll read 420 00:25:38.960 --> 00:25:40.640 a headline. You got to tell me if it's true 421 00:25:40.720 --> 00:25:42.359 or not. Dead ass for fake news. The first one 422 00:25:42.359 --> 00:25:46.359 I got is the world's oldest known perfume dead accessory 423 00:25:47.119 --> 00:25:50.799 is four thousand years old. Dead ass for fake news. 424 00:25:50.839 --> 00:25:55.799 The world's oldest known perfume dead accessory is four thousand 425 00:25:55.839 --> 00:26:01.599 years old. Set legit to me, Yeah yeah, dead ass. 426 00:26:01.880 --> 00:26:06.240 Ruins of a perfume dead accessory in Cyprus date back 427 00:26:06.240 --> 00:26:08.960 to about two thousand BC. And again, for everybody that 428 00:26:08.960 --> 00:26:13.720 doesn't know, that's before Christ, I always like to emphasize 429 00:26:13.759 --> 00:26:19.440 that that's a lot. It's a ridiculously long time. Uh, 430 00:26:20.119 --> 00:26:22.160 you only use ten percent of your brain. Dead ass 431 00:26:22.160 --> 00:26:27.960 for fake news, dead ass fake news, fake news. Braining 432 00:26:28.000 --> 00:26:30.880 scans show we use virtually all parts of our brain 433 00:26:30.920 --> 00:26:36.079 throughout the day. Dead Asser, fake news. Drinking alcohol kills 434 00:26:36.319 --> 00:26:44.279 brain cells. Fake news fake news. Alcohol doesn't directly kill 435 00:26:44.400 --> 00:26:49.680 brain cells, though chronic heavy drinking damages neural connections. This 436 00:26:49.720 --> 00:26:53.359 is drugs. This is your brain on drugs. Dead Asser, 437 00:26:53.440 --> 00:26:58.599 fake news. Eating grapefruit burns belly fat faster than other fruits. 438 00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:06.319 Dead ass sure highest cidity count deadass fake news. No 439 00:27:06.440 --> 00:27:10.920 single food targets specific body fat areas. Weight loss requires 440 00:27:11.039 --> 00:27:16.319 overall caloric deficit. Deadaser fake news. The first known dentist 441 00:27:16.759 --> 00:27:21.359 was also a physician in ancient Egypt. Dead Astro fake news. 442 00:27:21.400 --> 00:27:25.480 The first known dentist was also a physician in ancient Egypt. 443 00:27:26.119 --> 00:27:28.519 Dead ass, Yeah, I'm sure he was a barber in 444 00:27:28.559 --> 00:27:32.240 an attorney as well, right right, dead ass has a 445 00:27:32.400 --> 00:27:37.440 ray around twenty six hundred BC held titles of both 446 00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:42.119 chief of dentists and physician. Dead astro fake news. Your 447 00:27:42.160 --> 00:27:47.440 brain produces new brain cells throughout your entire life. Dead aster, 448 00:27:47.519 --> 00:27:50.440 fake news. Your brain produces new brain cells throughout your 449 00:27:50.680 --> 00:27:57.440 entire life. Fake newss. Neurogenesis continuous is continues in the 450 00:27:57.519 --> 00:28:01.759 hippocampus and possibly other brain regions until death. Dead ass, 451 00:28:03.240 --> 00:28:06.400 dead ass for fake news. The world's oldest known musical 452 00:28:06.480 --> 00:28:11.200 instrument is forty three thousand years old. Dead ass or 453 00:28:11.240 --> 00:28:14.440 fake news. The world's oldest known musical instrument is forty 454 00:28:14.480 --> 00:28:15.680 three thousand years old. 455 00:28:16.680 --> 00:28:17.240 Dead ass. 456 00:28:17.440 --> 00:28:20.240 Yeah, I think it's like a stick and a stump. Deadass. 457 00:28:20.839 --> 00:28:24.400 A flute made from a vulture bone was found in Germany. 458 00:28:24.680 --> 00:28:29.440 Dead ass, dead ass, fake news. The world's fastest growing 459 00:28:29.480 --> 00:28:35.000 plant is bamboo. H I'll say, dead ass, use that 460 00:28:35.160 --> 00:28:40.599 or kut zoo uh? First of all f bamboo, dead ass. 461 00:28:40.759 --> 00:28:43.119 Some bamboo species can grow up to thirty five inches 462 00:28:43.160 --> 00:28:46.359 in a single day. If you do not plant bamboo 463 00:28:46.400 --> 00:28:49.440 unless you plan to never remove it, it is hard 464 00:28:49.440 --> 00:28:51.880 as hell to get removed. What if you plan on 465 00:28:51.920 --> 00:28:55.039 getting a pet panda, You're gonna have other problems, but 466 00:28:55.319 --> 00:28:56.839 so that won't be your biggest concern. 467 00:28:57.559 --> 00:28:57.680 Uh. 468 00:28:58.039 --> 00:29:00.680 But there's a house near mine and he's tried to 469 00:29:00.680 --> 00:29:03.039 get rid of it and every year he sets it 470 00:29:03.079 --> 00:29:06.079 on fire, like he tries, and it does not go away. Huh, 471 00:29:06.200 --> 00:29:10.359 it sucks. It must be related to cuts you, Yeah, 472 00:29:10.599 --> 00:29:13.880 dead ass are fake news. Drinking eight glasses of water 473 00:29:13.960 --> 00:29:18.519 a day is scientifically proven necessary dead ass for fake news, 474 00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:23.440 Drinking eight glasses of water a day is scientifically proven necessary. 475 00:29:25.519 --> 00:29:26.640 Of fake news. 476 00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:32.440 I don't know about the glasses parts, but like a 477 00:29:32.480 --> 00:29:35.839 certain amount is necessary to keep you well hydrated. I'm 478 00:29:35.880 --> 00:29:40.480 gonna say dead ass fake news. This guideline has no 479 00:29:40.640 --> 00:29:45.279 scientific basis. Water needs vary by individual and include water 480 00:29:45.480 --> 00:29:51.000 from food. Your blood type determines your personality dead ass, 481 00:29:51.119 --> 00:29:55.559 fake news. Your blood type determines your personality fake news, 482 00:29:55.599 --> 00:30:00.480 deadass fake news. While popular in some cultures, there's no 483 00:30:00.599 --> 00:30:06.200 scientific scientific evidence linking blood type to personality traits unless 484 00:30:06.240 --> 00:30:10.839 you're redhead, dead ass or fake news. Your fingernails grow 485 00:30:10.920 --> 00:30:14.200 faster when you're pregnant. Dead ass are fake news. Your 486 00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:16.640 fingernails grow faster when you're pregnant. 487 00:30:18.039 --> 00:30:18.599 Dead ass. 488 00:30:19.599 --> 00:30:26.720 Sure, hormonal changes during pregnancy can accelerate nail growth. Dead ass, 489 00:30:27.319 --> 00:30:30.400 dead ass or fake news. Reading in dim light permanently 490 00:30:30.519 --> 00:30:34.279 damages your eyes. Dead ass are fake news. Reading in 491 00:30:34.359 --> 00:30:36.960 dim light permanently damages your eyes. 492 00:30:38.079 --> 00:30:39.440 Fake news, Yeah. 493 00:30:39.240 --> 00:30:41.160 I can see how it could put an extra strain 494 00:30:41.240 --> 00:30:44.680 on them, but not permanently damage. I always think about 495 00:30:44.880 --> 00:30:46.640 we'd watch TV in the dark, and my mom would 496 00:30:46.640 --> 00:30:48.920 be like, turn on a light, it's it gonna hurt 497 00:30:48.920 --> 00:30:51.440 your eyes, or don't sit so close or eat care. Yeah, 498 00:30:51.440 --> 00:30:53.680 all that doesn't isn't true fake news. It may cause 499 00:30:53.720 --> 00:30:57.720 temporary eye strain and fatigue, but it doesn't cause permanent damage. 500 00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:05.319 Dead aster fake news. Butterflies can see colors that humans cannot. 501 00:31:05.960 --> 00:31:09.720 Dead ass are fake news. Butterflies can see colors that 502 00:31:09.799 --> 00:31:18.359 humans cannot Fake news. Uh, deadass, dead ass butterflies can 503 00:31:18.359 --> 00:31:23.759 see ultraviolet light that's invisible to human eyes. Dead asser 504 00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:26.519 fake news. Your taste buds live for about ten days. 505 00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:30.200 Dead ass are fake news. Your taste buds live for 506 00:31:30.279 --> 00:31:38.440 about ten days. Uh fake news. Dead ass taste buds 507 00:31:38.559 --> 00:31:41.880 taste buds cells regenerate every seven to ten days throughout 508 00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:46.039 your lifetime. Huh, dead ass for fake news. Your blood 509 00:31:46.119 --> 00:31:48.559 type determines your to that dead ass or fake news. 510 00:31:48.599 --> 00:31:50.599 A shark can blink, I bet you get that one. 511 00:31:50.920 --> 00:31:53.359 Dead ass for fake news. A shark can blink both 512 00:31:53.480 --> 00:31:59.240 eyes at the same time fake news. Uh, sure, dead 513 00:31:59.359 --> 00:32:01.599 I've never seen a shark blink, so yeah, dead ass. 514 00:32:01.880 --> 00:32:04.599 I was thinking the same thing then. I definitely haven't 515 00:32:04.599 --> 00:32:07.519 been able to see both sides at the same time. Yeah, 516 00:32:07.920 --> 00:32:13.160 dead ass. Sharks have nictitating membranes that allow both eyes 517 00:32:13.240 --> 00:32:17.799 to blink. Dead ass for fake news. Your brain generates 518 00:32:17.920 --> 00:32:21.319 enough electricity power to power a smartphone. Dead ass for 519 00:32:21.400 --> 00:32:26.759 fake news. Your brain generates enough electricity to power a smartphone. Sure, 520 00:32:26.920 --> 00:32:30.039 dead ass, that sounds legit to me. Fake news. The 521 00:32:30.079 --> 00:32:33.680 brain generates about twelve to twenty five watts, which could 522 00:32:33.759 --> 00:32:38.680 power an l D bulb, but not a smartphone. What 523 00:32:38.759 --> 00:32:42.839 if you're a smart person? Will that be the twenty 524 00:32:42.839 --> 00:32:44.640 five part? I think between the twelve and twenty five 525 00:32:46.039 --> 00:32:48.799 dead aswer fake news. The world's loudest animal is the 526 00:32:48.839 --> 00:32:53.160 blue whale. Dead aster, fake news. The world's loudest animal 527 00:32:53.839 --> 00:32:57.799 is the blue Whale's a nice lady. You never know 528 00:32:57.839 --> 00:33:02.359 because they're underwater, right, those things talking to water, don't they? Yeah? 529 00:33:02.359 --> 00:33:10.119 I speak well too, thanks, Dory dead as fake news 530 00:33:11.160 --> 00:33:14.680 fake news. The sperm whale is louder, producing clicks at 531 00:33:14.720 --> 00:33:18.359 two hundred and thirty decibels compared to blue whales at 532 00:33:18.400 --> 00:33:22.519 one hundred and eighty eight decibels. My kids had a 533 00:33:22.559 --> 00:33:25.279 dodgeball tournament yesterday for like, you know, the end of 534 00:33:25.319 --> 00:33:28.240 the school and I went to watch my watch was like, yo, 535 00:33:28.400 --> 00:33:33.400 it's loud, and that was ninety. Your watch set at 536 00:33:33.440 --> 00:33:37.680 old timer. No anything over the threshold which is ninety. 537 00:33:38.599 --> 00:33:41.119 It lets you know, like, hey, you're in a loud space. 538 00:33:46.039 --> 00:33:48.920 I don't know what do I care? I think that's interesting. 539 00:33:48.920 --> 00:33:51.160 I didn't know you your watch could do that. Well, 540 00:33:51.160 --> 00:33:55.160 it's an Apple products. They're superior soluh. I rarely do 541 00:33:55.240 --> 00:33:58.799 anything about it. I never go, oh, lord, I got 542 00:33:58.799 --> 00:34:00.599 a step away, got to move to a You gotta 543 00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:04.519 keep it down. It happens underwater a lot too, which 544 00:34:04.559 --> 00:34:07.559 I can dead ass for fake news. A group of 545 00:34:07.640 --> 00:34:12.760 vultures eating is called a wake. Sorry, a group of 546 00:34:12.840 --> 00:34:18.760 vultures eating. A group of vultures eating is called a wake, 547 00:34:19.599 --> 00:34:22.519 not a wake. A wake. 548 00:34:23.639 --> 00:34:24.639 I'll say dead ass. 549 00:34:25.360 --> 00:34:28.800 Sure sounds legit. Dead ass. When circling, they're called a kettle, 550 00:34:29.119 --> 00:34:32.599 but when they feed they're feeding, they're called uh wake. 551 00:34:34.679 --> 00:34:37.760 The world's smallest fish is smaller than a grain of rice. 552 00:34:38.159 --> 00:34:41.760 Dead ass for fake news. The world's smallest fish is 553 00:34:41.800 --> 00:34:43.000 smaller than a grain of rice. 554 00:34:45.039 --> 00:34:45.800 Fake news. 555 00:34:46.000 --> 00:34:48.960 Dead ass, It says the penis fish that swims up 556 00:34:49.000 --> 00:34:51.000 your pea hole. I don't know if it's that, but 557 00:34:51.000 --> 00:34:55.519 it's called the Paydo cypress fish. It's seven point nine 558 00:34:55.760 --> 00:35:01.239 millimeters or point three inches long. Dead ass or fake news. 559 00:35:01.519 --> 00:35:05.079 Your sense of smell is directly linked to memory. Dead 560 00:35:05.079 --> 00:35:07.800 ass or fake news. Your sense of smell is directly 561 00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:08.920 linked to memory. 562 00:35:09.079 --> 00:35:10.360 Dead ass yep. 563 00:35:11.159 --> 00:35:16.880 The dead assery bulb is directly connected to the hippocampus 564 00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:21.400 and the adala brain regions involved in memory and emotions. 565 00:35:21.480 --> 00:35:23.960 That makes sense because you don't just know what vanilla 566 00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:26.360 smells like. Someone has to tell you. You file that 567 00:35:26.400 --> 00:35:28.480 away and then you're like, oh, I know this smell right, 568 00:35:28.920 --> 00:35:30.639 or you smell certain things and it takes you back 569 00:35:30.679 --> 00:35:34.320 to some other point in time. Dead ass for fake news. 570 00:35:34.320 --> 00:35:38.159 The human brain is seventy five percent water. Dead ass 571 00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:41.239 are fake news. The brain is seventy five percent water. 572 00:35:43.719 --> 00:35:44.360 Fake news. 573 00:35:44.599 --> 00:35:48.079 Yeah maybe in some people, but not everybody. Dead ass. 574 00:35:48.280 --> 00:35:51.360 The brain has the consistency of soft tofu and is 575 00:35:51.400 --> 00:35:55.239 approximately seventy three to seventy five percent water. How funny 576 00:35:55.239 --> 00:35:58.039 would it be if tofu is brain? But we just 577 00:35:58.079 --> 00:36:00.880 think it's tofu because they're telling us, right, you be 578 00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:03.320 eating brains. That's a fun thing. Man. You don't know 579 00:36:03.639 --> 00:36:05.559 what you're getting into because they just tell you what 580 00:36:05.599 --> 00:36:08.159 it is like tofu. When you're in the matrix, they 581 00:36:08.199 --> 00:36:12.920 just reissue the update. You don't know, dead ass are 582 00:36:12.960 --> 00:36:15.840 fake news. Peanut butter can be converted into diamonds. 583 00:36:17.440 --> 00:36:18.280 Taking news. 584 00:36:20.199 --> 00:36:21.679 That might be the dumbest thing I've ever said in 585 00:36:21.679 --> 00:36:26.440 the air. Maybe if you're selling it by a diamond, 586 00:36:26.719 --> 00:36:29.000 dead ass for fake news. Peanut butter can be converted 587 00:36:29.039 --> 00:36:33.760 into diamonds fake news. Dead ass. Scientists have done this 588 00:36:33.840 --> 00:36:37.639 in labs by extracting carbon and applying extreme pressure. 589 00:36:39.320 --> 00:36:40.800 Is that why it's so expensive? 590 00:36:41.239 --> 00:36:45.079 Well, they're lab diamonds. So how much pressure you got 591 00:36:45.079 --> 00:36:46.960 to apply to a can of jiff in order to 592 00:36:46.960 --> 00:36:51.800 get a diamond out of it? You know? Our boss? Uh, here, 593 00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:58.719 squeeze this for me, would you tadass? Calm down, bosses, 594 00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:01.960 it's one of you, but not most of you. Oh, 595 00:37:03.320 --> 00:37:06.400 I love it as company. Dead ass or fake news. 596 00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:09.760 The word salary comes from the Latin word for salt. 597 00:37:10.639 --> 00:37:13.800 Dead ass for fake news. The word salary comes from 598 00:37:13.840 --> 00:37:16.159 the Latin word for salt. 599 00:37:16.559 --> 00:37:17.559 Fake news. 600 00:37:18.039 --> 00:37:21.800 Sure sounds dead ass to me. Dead ass. Roman soldiers 601 00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:27.039 were sometimes paid in salt, which was valuable for food preservation. Yeah, 602 00:37:28.119 --> 00:37:30.199 dead aster fake news. The human body glows in the 603 00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:34.119 dark visibly to other humans. Dead ass are fake news. 604 00:37:34.159 --> 00:37:37.559 The human body glows in the dark visibly to other humans. 605 00:37:38.519 --> 00:37:39.599 Fake news. 606 00:37:41.320 --> 00:37:45.199 Not like glow in the dark light? You're thinking, right? 607 00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:45.800 Like? 608 00:37:46.039 --> 00:37:48.920 Uh like something i'most say? I must say dead ass 609 00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:55.239 fake news. Humans emit by luminescence, but it's about a 610 00:37:55.320 --> 00:37:58.320 thousand times weaker than what our eyes can detect. So 611 00:37:58.400 --> 00:38:01.119 you do glow. We can't see it. We can't see it, 612 00:38:01.199 --> 00:38:03.639 So who can see it? That's the question of the day. 613 00:38:03.719 --> 00:38:10.599 Remember cocoon? Uh huh? Aliens they glowed? Yeah, dead ass 614 00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:14.159 for fake news. The world's largest snowfake dead ass for 615 00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:17.960 fake news. The world's largest snowflake was fifteen inches wide. 616 00:38:18.239 --> 00:38:20.840 Spoiler look in the air and the mirror, you bitches. 617 00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:23.639 Dead ass. 618 00:38:24.519 --> 00:38:30.559 Fifteen inches fifteen inches wide wide, Well, that's a big 619 00:38:30.599 --> 00:38:33.360 ass snowflake. But I guess it's just a matter of 620 00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:35.280 how much it stays up in the air right before 621 00:38:35.280 --> 00:38:40.079 it finally falls. Dead ass, dead ass. It was recorded 622 00:38:40.079 --> 00:38:44.440 in Montana in eighteen eighty seven and measured fifteen inches 623 00:38:44.480 --> 00:38:47.599 wide and eight inches thick, So it was a girthy 624 00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:53.559 one too. Yeah, damn hot, Yeah, I need some more 625 00:38:53.599 --> 00:38:57.000 info on that. How do they measure it before it melted? Well, 626 00:38:57.039 --> 00:38:59.840 they just out there with a black piece of construction paper, right, 627 00:39:01.519 --> 00:39:07.119 get it, get it from and then they got that, dude. 628 00:39:07.159 --> 00:39:10.559 Fifteen inches that's a man, that's a plate and eight 629 00:39:10.559 --> 00:39:13.880 inches thick. Yeah, eight inches three four facy hold on, 630 00:39:15.079 --> 00:39:23.880 that's about six but that's how eight inches? Yeah, yeah, 631 00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:26.039 that that's that's war and peace. 632 00:39:27.719 --> 00:39:28.719 It was an ice flake. 633 00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:32.119 This is why we have multiple yardsticks back right, that's 634 00:39:32.119 --> 00:39:35.159 not a snowflake. From from the point of my little 635 00:39:35.159 --> 00:39:38.840 hand here to where my good hand is, that's eight 636 00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:42.760 in too. Harry Potter books on top of each other, thick, thick, 637 00:39:43.199 --> 00:39:46.679 and then fifteen is right here. Yeah, so that big 638 00:39:46.880 --> 00:39:52.079 wide that's a platter. Damn, no way, damn it is Montana. 639 00:39:52.559 --> 00:39:55.400 I don't care. It's that that's a sheet of ice 640 00:39:55.480 --> 00:39:58.880 falling to the ground. This is It was Montana, and 641 00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:02.960 it was in the eighteen hundreds, right before a lot 642 00:40:03.000 --> 00:40:06.039 of the atmosphere bs we got going on. Now I 643 00:40:06.039 --> 00:40:09.519 could see it happening way back in. Uh h mmm, 644 00:40:11.440 --> 00:40:15.400 I don't know, man, I think I need some more info. Right, picture, 645 00:40:15.440 --> 00:40:18.599 it didn't happen. I just back then, the way they 646 00:40:18.639 --> 00:40:22.639 documented stuff wasn't incredibly accurate, right, And then you find 647 00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:24.599 out what the journal years later where it's in that 648 00:40:24.679 --> 00:40:27.159 I'd be like eight inches, and then the story just 649 00:40:27.800 --> 00:40:31.599 keeps keeps going right, right. Apparently this was happened in 650 00:40:31.960 --> 00:40:37.000 the sighting happened in Fort Keyo, Montana. A rancher there 651 00:40:37.360 --> 00:40:41.639 reportedly described the snowflake and the clim a claim that 652 00:40:41.679 --> 00:40:45.280 made it into the Guinness Book of World Records. However, 653 00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:49.280 that the record comes with some healthy skepticism from scientists. 654 00:40:49.519 --> 00:40:52.559 Uh huh, you don't say, well, what do they know, 655 00:40:52.639 --> 00:40:55.480 They're just scientists. At that size, what was observed and 656 00:40:55.719 --> 00:41:00.599 was almost certainly a snowflake aggregate many individual snowplipfs clumped 657 00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:04.280 together rather than a single snowflake. Okay, so it was 658 00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:08.119 a super flake. Yeah, true. Individual snow crystals are typically 659 00:41:08.199 --> 00:41:11.679 only a few millimeters across. The eighteen eighty seven report 660 00:41:11.719 --> 00:41:16.159 was also a visual estimate by a rancher, not a 661 00:41:16.199 --> 00:41:25.760 scientific measurement. I'm calling no, okay, right, you can't. You 662 00:41:25.840 --> 00:41:32.400 can determine visually as it's coming down. Yeah, through a blizzard. Yeah, okay, 663 00:41:32.559 --> 00:41:34.920 that's like going, oh my gosh, this this dog has 664 00:41:35.000 --> 00:41:39.760 chasing me and it was huge, Hello sand Lot, right right, yeah, No, 665 00:41:40.880 --> 00:41:43.880 dead aster fake news. The human eye can see ultraviolet light. 666 00:41:44.400 --> 00:41:46.639 You've been paying attention. You should know this. Dead aster 667 00:41:46.679 --> 00:41:50.280 fake news. The human eye can see ultraviolet light fake news. 668 00:41:50.320 --> 00:41:52.559 Not us, but butterflies can. That's right. The lens of 669 00:41:52.559 --> 00:41:55.199 the human eye filters out U V light, though some 670 00:41:55.239 --> 00:41:59.280 people who've had lenses surgery can see it because you've 671 00:41:59.360 --> 00:42:03.760 got a different manufactured lens. If you could get a 672 00:42:03.840 --> 00:42:06.800 lens to see like ultraviolet light or other things, would you, 673 00:42:08.840 --> 00:42:13.440 I know, what would be the benefit of seeing like 674 00:42:13.920 --> 00:42:18.840 ultraviolet or infrared lights? I think you'd be surprised how 675 00:42:18.880 --> 00:42:23.519 much is out there. Right, there's clearly a reason why 676 00:42:23.559 --> 00:42:27.000 we can't see it, though, or not supposed to. We're 677 00:42:27.039 --> 00:42:32.920 not supposed to exactly. Uh well, I mean maybe I'll 678 00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:34.880 just as it's the thin veil on the matrix right there, 679 00:42:34.920 --> 00:42:37.320 if you can see the ultraviolet lights, you can see 680 00:42:37.320 --> 00:42:40.480 what the matrix is really about. Right. But the idea 681 00:42:40.480 --> 00:42:45.159 of like uh like think of every intersection that has 682 00:42:45.239 --> 00:42:47.760 ultraviolet light. The amount like you would be able to 683 00:42:47.760 --> 00:42:50.000 see is everywhere. And maybe back in the day, like 684 00:42:50.039 --> 00:42:51.760 when let's get rid of the tails in the ultra violight, 685 00:42:51.800 --> 00:42:53.440 they're not going to meet either one of those. Right. 686 00:42:54.559 --> 00:42:57.000 Have you seen the guy on TikTok that does like 687 00:42:57.199 --> 00:43:02.480 he's mocking as if he were creating humans, and he 688 00:43:02.599 --> 00:43:04.719 was like, tell you what, Let's give him four teeth 689 00:43:04.920 --> 00:43:07.599 that have no purpose and they have to surgically have 690 00:43:07.679 --> 00:43:11.519 them removed. Oh oh, and let's give them an organ 691 00:43:11.599 --> 00:43:16.960 that at any moment could burst and kill them. So 692 00:43:17.159 --> 00:43:19.400 funny when you think about that stuff. All Right, we 693 00:43:19.400 --> 00:43:20.840 got to take a break. We'll be the game because 694 00:43:20.840 --> 00:43:22.840 we had tickets to give away. Five Finger Death Punch 695 00:43:23.079 --> 00:43:26.719 is gonna be over at the Walmart Amphitheater on Friday, 696 00:43:26.719 --> 00:43:29.239 October twelfth. Cody Jeefs is gonna join the matt It 697 00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:32.559 should be a good show walmartamp dot com. And it's Tuesday, 698 00:43:32.599 --> 00:43:35.039 so the game is sing sing Kurt record is well. 699 00:43:35.159 --> 00:43:38.719 I am leading this one with seven, Lindsay has five 700 00:43:38.920 --> 00:43:41.880 and Corbin you were mounted up right behind her with four. 701 00:43:42.039 --> 00:43:45.000 Last week's winner, that would be me. So you got 702 00:43:45.039 --> 00:43:48.199 to pick between Lindsey and Corbyn. Eight three three four 703 00:43:48.280 --> 00:43:51.679 six oh kmod eight three three four six, oh KMOD, 704 00:43:51.920 --> 00:43:53.639 Call up, decide who's going to be your clue giver. 705 00:43:53.920 --> 00:43:56.440 Whoever gets the most right is gonna win those tickets 706 00:43:56.639 --> 00:43:59.920 to see five Finger Death Punch on Friday, October twelfth 707 00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:02.960 at the Walmart Amphitheater. Eight three three four six oh 708 00:44:03.320 --> 00:44:07.159 K m O D eight three three four six oh KMOD. 709 00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:09.760 Let's go the phones. Good morning, you're on the air. 710 00:44:09.760 --> 00:44:15.599 What is your name? Justin? How are you today? Hey? 711 00:44:15.599 --> 00:44:16.360 I'm doing pretty good. 712 00:44:16.440 --> 00:44:18.239 Head and to work about yourself, bud, oh, you know, 713 00:44:18.519 --> 00:44:20.079 just live in the dream. Who would you like to 714 00:44:20.079 --> 00:44:26.360 give clues? Lindsay or Corbyn? Let's do Lindsey, Justin. Sixty 715 00:44:26.400 --> 00:44:29.679 seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the first clue. 716 00:44:29.719 --> 00:44:31.199 Are you ready? 717 00:44:31.880 --> 00:44:32.039 Yeah? 718 00:44:32.119 --> 00:44:32.360 Third? 719 00:44:33.920 --> 00:44:38.440 Okay, Justin? I got sunshine. 720 00:44:39.480 --> 00:44:45.719 On a cloudy day when it's cold outside. I got 721 00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:50.280 the month of me. Also the title of a movie. 722 00:44:54.440 --> 00:44:54.559 Uh. 723 00:44:55.199 --> 00:44:59.400 The movie starred mcaulay culkin and he died. 724 00:45:03.440 --> 00:45:08.159 Okay, Concluser's reeling perfect? Was he like, oh this is 725 00:45:08.159 --> 00:45:10.519 harder than I thought. That's what she said. 726 00:45:10.639 --> 00:45:12.559 You must have. 727 00:45:14.079 --> 00:45:18.400 Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name, David? 728 00:45:18.400 --> 00:45:19.079 How are you today? 729 00:45:20.960 --> 00:45:21.280 All right? 730 00:45:21.880 --> 00:45:26.840 Good David? Are you committed to playing this game? Sure? Good, 731 00:45:27.039 --> 00:45:31.159 so you won't hang up? All right? Good? Who would 732 00:45:31.159 --> 00:45:32.519 you like to have? Clues? Lindsay or Corbyn? 733 00:45:34.559 --> 00:45:35.000 How about you? 734 00:45:35.719 --> 00:45:38.800 Nice? Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after 735 00:45:38.840 --> 00:45:43.239 the first clue. Are you ready this rock man? Let's 736 00:45:43.280 --> 00:45:48.719 do it? Here we go. This is the King of Rock. Nope, 737 00:45:49.480 --> 00:45:54.159 oh all right, this is the the when you get 738 00:45:54.360 --> 00:45:57.119 rolled on a video like someone goes, you know, click 739 00:45:57.159 --> 00:46:03.480 on this. But it's an eighty song of a singer. Yes, 740 00:46:03.599 --> 00:46:08.920 but what's the song they were gonna give you it? Yep, 741 00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:13.480 there you go. Uh this is the uh the soul 742 00:46:13.559 --> 00:46:18.000 singer and she spells this word about how she should 743 00:46:18.000 --> 00:46:23.960 be treated R S P E C T. Yes. Yes, Uh. 744 00:46:24.079 --> 00:46:27.079 This is a dance or E D M song about 745 00:46:27.079 --> 00:46:37.679 a toy. They would be Kin's female friend. Uh who 746 00:46:37.920 --> 00:46:44.800 kN the doll? His girlfriend is Barbie. Yes, and the 747 00:46:44.840 --> 00:46:49.280 song the opposite of boy Girl. There you go nice? 748 00:46:49.440 --> 00:46:52.360 All right? Three is what we got and that might 749 00:46:52.400 --> 00:46:55.360 be good enough. Hang on the line, buddy, okay, all 750 00:46:55.440 --> 00:46:59.039 right man, good morning, you're on the air. What is 751 00:46:59.079 --> 00:47:08.559 your name? A j How are you today? Good man? 752 00:47:08.599 --> 00:47:10.679 We're having a really hard time hearing you to play 753 00:47:10.679 --> 00:47:14.559 the game. We've got to be able to hear you clearly. Okay, yeah, 754 00:47:14.960 --> 00:47:22.199 just a second. Sure, Uh it still sounds pretty rough. Brother, 755 00:47:24.320 --> 00:47:26.239 Is that better? Is that better? 756 00:47:26.280 --> 00:47:26.559 Lindsay? 757 00:47:26.599 --> 00:47:26.760 Yeah? 758 00:47:26.840 --> 00:47:29.239 Okay, here we go. Sixty seconds are on the clock. 759 00:47:29.280 --> 00:47:30.880 Timer starts after the first clue. 760 00:47:32.159 --> 00:47:40.840 All right, think of Axel slash band say it again. Yes, 761 00:47:41.559 --> 00:47:46.960 the song is what is it doing outside right now? Rainy? 762 00:47:47.280 --> 00:47:50.159 Uh huh? And the yes uh huh. 763 00:47:50.239 --> 00:47:54.880 If you're not a winner, you are a Luther. Yes, 764 00:47:55.679 --> 00:48:02.599 And this is a song with jazz and the opposite. 765 00:48:02.159 --> 00:48:02.880 Of black. 766 00:48:05.199 --> 00:48:07.000 Jack White, uh huh and his. 767 00:48:07.039 --> 00:48:13.519 Band the song the number the number after six. 768 00:48:16.199 --> 00:48:20.920 Yes, this is a song about the crazy. 769 00:48:20.559 --> 00:48:31.280 Life inside upside down. It was an American ivoy. Yes, 770 00:48:33.559 --> 00:48:36.880 nothing you can do This song was It's very old 771 00:48:36.880 --> 00:48:39.000 and it was from sister actor. 772 00:48:39.760 --> 00:48:44.880 Check the scoreboard. Man, you got it. Man, congratulations a chap. 773 00:48:45.119 --> 00:48:48.400 You're getting the tickets to see five Finger Death Punch Brother, 774 00:48:48.440 --> 00:48:52.480 good job, he is the greatest, and just everybody a 775 00:48:52.519 --> 00:48:54.920 spot of screaming on my names. Yeah, she's the end. 776 00:48:54.920 --> 00:48:55.199 Listen. 777 00:48:55.280 --> 00:48:57.760 Sorry, David, you did not win. Man disputed, Queen, you 778 00:48:57.800 --> 00:49:03.519 ain't seen nothing. I think a little try brothers lyrical. 779 00:49:05.480 --> 00:49:07.360 She started the game with the right one, so there's 780 00:49:07.400 --> 00:49:10.679 no issue issue there, and she got the one right 781 00:49:10.719 --> 00:49:12.480 at the end, so she did a good job. 782 00:49:12.639 --> 00:49:13.119 Thank you. 783 00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:16.239 Uh yeah, and he got his last one on the 784 00:49:16.280 --> 00:49:17.159 buzzer for you. 785 00:49:17.239 --> 00:49:19.440 I want to call shenanigans though on one of hers 786 00:49:19.519 --> 00:49:22.039 what didn't matter because you did mess up and ended 787 00:49:22.079 --> 00:49:24.199 up having to pass on one. Yeah, I said, uh, 788 00:49:24.440 --> 00:49:27.119 it was Johas Rock and I said rock, yeah, which 789 00:49:27.159 --> 00:49:28.440 I think I do every time when I play that. 790 00:49:28.639 --> 00:49:32.679 When once she translated living Levita Loca into English terms, 791 00:49:32.719 --> 00:49:36.320 that's against the rules. Yeah. Two, you started to seeing 792 00:49:36.360 --> 00:49:40.920 the chorus of that, which is another one against the rules. 793 00:49:41.280 --> 00:49:44.000 And then on that that last one right before the buzzer, 794 00:49:44.079 --> 00:49:48.360 you did the same thing with what with the chorus. 795 00:49:48.519 --> 00:49:49.880 With nothing you can do? 796 00:49:50.400 --> 00:49:55.719 Yeah, I don't think there is a chorus for my guy. 797 00:49:56.719 --> 00:50:01.039 I'm going to find out. I mean my girl. No. 798 00:50:01.039 --> 00:50:02.760 No, that was the first song for the guy that 799 00:50:02.840 --> 00:50:06.760 hung up very well. 800 00:50:06.800 --> 00:50:08.480 The chances you get my guy mine, I don't know. 801 00:50:08.599 --> 00:50:11.280 It's pretty good. Yeah. Uh and actually I didn't know 802 00:50:11.320 --> 00:50:14.079 until just now there were two songs that all right 803 00:50:14.119 --> 00:50:17.840 the record Now, well, I guess that moves Lindsay to six, 804 00:50:17.920 --> 00:50:19.760 but keeps me in the lead with seven. It keeps 805 00:50:19.800 --> 00:50:24.599 you with foe. The Big Med Morning Show returns. All right, 806 00:50:24.679 --> 00:50:26.920 let's go ahead and see what Gimpi has in his 807 00:50:27.039 --> 00:50:30.280 four x four. Well cool, But it says here that 808 00:50:30.400 --> 00:50:35.679 medtales employees to work from home on layoff day is 809 00:50:35.800 --> 00:50:38.280 because there's this new policy when you're firing somebody, we 810 00:50:38.320 --> 00:50:41.800 can't do it to your face, right all too, because 811 00:50:41.800 --> 00:50:45.639 some of you all go quote unquote postal right, you 812 00:50:45.719 --> 00:50:48.199 can't punch me through a computer screen. Right, So now 813 00:50:48.199 --> 00:50:51.519 they send everybody home and they're like, just work from home. 814 00:50:51.559 --> 00:50:53.480 And then they're like, hey, we need you in HR 815 00:50:53.559 --> 00:50:55.480 on a call in ten minutes. And you're like, gee, 816 00:50:55.719 --> 00:50:57.760 uh huh, you just gotta watch out because you can 817 00:50:57.960 --> 00:51:02.880 still male anthrax. 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There are 886 00:55:15.519 --> 00:55:17.880 four of us and apparently we're not all getting the 887 00:55:17.920 --> 00:55:21.159 same thing, and nobody knows the exact numbers, but everybody 888 00:55:21.159 --> 00:55:24.280 has an opinion and the group chat has been very entertaining. 889 00:55:26.800 --> 00:55:29.639 The worst part is I get it like one of 890 00:55:29.639 --> 00:55:32.800 my siblings has never held a job, dropped out twice, 891 00:55:32.800 --> 00:55:34.599 and my mom bailed them out more times than I 892 00:55:34.639 --> 00:55:38.159 can count, So maybe that factors in. Another part of 893 00:55:38.159 --> 00:55:40.480 me feels like whatever she decides, it's gonna leave a 894 00:55:40.519 --> 00:55:44.840 mark forever, even after she's gone. She's still alive and healthy, 895 00:55:44.880 --> 00:55:48.199 by the way, which makes this whole thing ridiculous. Would 896 00:55:48.239 --> 00:55:53.079 interview be bothered by this? Listen to email from a 897 00:55:53.119 --> 00:55:58.159 guy who's uh Almo assume it's a guy. Mother is 898 00:55:58.719 --> 00:56:01.440 informed him that they're not getting the same amount in 899 00:56:02.920 --> 00:56:06.880 the will, and the others are not happy. Some kids 900 00:56:06.920 --> 00:56:08.960 are like that. Some kids are like, you know, we're 901 00:56:09.000 --> 00:56:12.800 gonna get paid when grandpa dies, right. Yeah. 902 00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:17.280 So I'm an only child, which I've always kind of hated. 903 00:56:18.119 --> 00:56:20.880 I always wanted a sibling going up for you. But 904 00:56:21.199 --> 00:56:22.920 now when it. 905 00:56:22.840 --> 00:56:25.199 Comes to things like this, it's like, oh, thank god, 906 00:56:25.239 --> 00:56:26.159 I'm an only child. 907 00:56:26.840 --> 00:56:29.480 You don't think about that when you want a sibling. 908 00:56:30.960 --> 00:56:37.559 My husband has a sister, and his parents always were 909 00:56:37.599 --> 00:56:43.039 fans of keeping everything the same, Like they always kept 910 00:56:43.039 --> 00:56:46.400 it equal. Even at Christmas. It was like if she 911 00:56:46.519 --> 00:56:51.400 had three presents, he had three presents, and if you 912 00:56:51.440 --> 00:56:54.360 know she spent this amount of money on him, she 913 00:56:54.440 --> 00:56:56.559 spent this amount of money on his sister. 914 00:56:57.159 --> 00:56:59.599 Do you do that at Christmas for your kids? It 915 00:56:59.639 --> 00:57:00.599 even try to. 916 00:57:00.760 --> 00:57:01.599 Yeah, we try to. 917 00:57:01.960 --> 00:57:05.599 Yeah, I mean I And that's because that's that's my 918 00:57:05.679 --> 00:57:08.119 husband's deal, Like he wants to do. 919 00:57:08.039 --> 00:57:12.840 That, he wants it to be even. Yeah. As far 920 00:57:12.880 --> 00:57:16.440 as people losing their minds when someone dies, I'll never 921 00:57:16.480 --> 00:57:20.199 forget when my grandma died, grandparents died and on my 922 00:57:20.320 --> 00:57:22.840 dad's side, and we went. They wanted their ashes sprinkled 923 00:57:22.840 --> 00:57:25.679 at their farm, their location, right, So we all go. 924 00:57:26.159 --> 00:57:28.280 We're there, I see an aunt and uncle I haven't 925 00:57:28.280 --> 00:57:32.519 seen in like twice. I think my whole life right, right, 926 00:57:32.920 --> 00:57:37.239 and I think I'm twenty two. And we're standing there 927 00:57:37.800 --> 00:57:43.280 in the prominent part of the farm saying some sprinkling ashes. 928 00:57:43.920 --> 00:57:47.239 And we start sprinkling the ashes, and that aunt and 929 00:57:47.320 --> 00:57:50.960 uncle that I had seen only two other times walk away, 930 00:57:51.039 --> 00:57:53.320 go into the house and start taking stuff out of 931 00:57:53.360 --> 00:57:57.800 the house, just cleaning it out, taking what they want, yeap. 932 00:57:58.639 --> 00:58:00.559 And I remember being like, what is happening? 933 00:58:00.760 --> 00:58:01.199 Yeah? 934 00:58:01.280 --> 00:58:04.920 Yeah, and like my dad trying to figure out if 935 00:58:04.920 --> 00:58:07.880 he should throw a big scene, is there anything he 936 00:58:07.920 --> 00:58:10.159 even really wants or does he go in and just 937 00:58:10.159 --> 00:58:13.239 get what he wants. It was. It was a mess. 938 00:58:14.000 --> 00:58:16.760 It was a mess. And I think I've said this before. 939 00:58:16.760 --> 00:58:19.559 When people die, man, people lose their minds. Oh yeah, 940 00:58:19.639 --> 00:58:22.639 now let's throw some money into the mix. They gonna 941 00:58:22.679 --> 00:58:27.360 make it even worse. Yeah, that's fun. I have witnessed 942 00:58:27.360 --> 00:58:32.000 that in many different ways. This text, Wow, mom, is 943 00:58:32.039 --> 00:58:38.639 the og troll payback for being the little hellions? Uh? 944 00:58:38.719 --> 00:58:44.360 Your mom sounds like a cheating whore. Well maybe cheating death. 945 00:58:44.480 --> 00:58:48.360 So far, what's worse not getting equal amounts to all 946 00:58:48.400 --> 00:58:50.360 the kids or finding out the money is going to 947 00:58:51.199 --> 00:58:57.880 some person you've never met, or to you know, the dog, right, yeah, 948 00:58:58.039 --> 00:58:59.760 or to her alma mater. 949 00:59:00.679 --> 00:59:04.800 Right, I would say, going to someone you probably have 950 00:59:04.920 --> 00:59:08.079 never met, or to the alma mater, or. 951 00:59:09.679 --> 00:59:13.880 Save the the rats, right, ratapalooza. 952 00:59:14.519 --> 00:59:16.920 This happened to me when my dad died, the oldest 953 00:59:16.920 --> 00:59:19.719 brother got a lake house. At first, I was pissed. 954 00:59:20.320 --> 00:59:23.679 As time went on, I just accepted. I mean, it's 955 00:59:23.719 --> 00:59:27.440 their money, nothing you can really do, right, But again, 956 00:59:27.519 --> 00:59:29.880 I mean, like you said, people people go crazy when 957 00:59:30.320 --> 00:59:33.519 people die, right, And I guess see they be like, man, 958 00:59:33.559 --> 00:59:37.000 I wanted the lake house. But there's a lot of 959 00:59:37.039 --> 00:59:41.719 responsibility that goes into something like that. You know, maybe 960 00:59:41.760 --> 00:59:45.079 your parents were saving you on that, having to pay 961 00:59:45.119 --> 00:59:48.000 the taxes and the upkeep and da da da da, 962 00:59:48.800 --> 00:59:50.559 you know, and you get it. You're like, whoo, who 963 00:59:50.960 --> 00:59:53.199 have you talked to your brother been like? He might 964 00:59:53.239 --> 00:59:54.960 be like, yeah, that's a giant pain of the dog 965 00:59:55.079 --> 00:59:58.719 to take care of, right, why don't we share it? Also, 966 00:59:58.800 --> 01:00:00.320 maybe one time you were like I don't I really 967 01:00:00.360 --> 01:00:03.519 like going to the lake, right, And they just remembered 968 01:00:03.559 --> 01:00:07.719 that pretty simple solution, pick up a Louisville slugger and 969 01:00:07.760 --> 01:00:12.119 thin out the herd. Poor Louisville slugger man getting known 970 01:00:12.119 --> 01:00:17.079 as the weapon. Yeah, we're a baseball bat, poor Louisville slugger. 971 01:00:17.079 --> 01:00:19.079 I mean come on now, I mean that's great. That's 972 01:00:19.079 --> 01:00:21.519 great marketing right there. Not only is it great for kids, 973 01:00:21.519 --> 01:00:24.239 it's great for everyone. I don't know if Mark Louisville 974 01:00:24.239 --> 01:00:26.039 Slugger wants to be known as the device to thin 975 01:00:26.079 --> 01:00:31.199 out the herd, right, I could be wrong. H what's 976 01:00:31.199 --> 01:00:34.519 her name and number? I'll talk to her shirt. It 977 01:00:34.559 --> 01:00:43.440 looks like we're having a fifth name. Yeah. Uh, I 978 01:00:43.480 --> 01:00:46.519 know that. When we did ourist like our state, and 979 01:00:46.519 --> 01:00:49.039 we put it together, we had to have that money 980 01:00:49.039 --> 01:00:53.000 discussion on what that looked like. And what's fascinating is 981 01:00:54.239 --> 01:00:55.840 you can take as much time as you want, right, 982 01:00:55.880 --> 01:00:58.760 there's no pressure. Boy. You do got to get to 983 01:00:58.800 --> 01:01:00.800 an ant like if you want to finish the documents, 984 01:01:01.440 --> 01:01:05.079 you've got to write some stuff down, right, And it's 985 01:01:05.079 --> 01:01:08.320 a really bizarre moment to sit there and talk about 986 01:01:08.320 --> 01:01:12.760 that stuff. How much does each person get. How much 987 01:01:12.800 --> 01:01:16.960 percentage do they get? Yeah, and you know, how do 988 01:01:17.039 --> 01:01:19.679 you get to they only deserve twenty percent? 989 01:01:19.840 --> 01:01:20.360 Yeah? 990 01:01:20.599 --> 01:01:23.000 Reasonable answer. It's her money and she can do what 991 01:01:23.039 --> 01:01:25.320 she wants with it, and you can't control how your 992 01:01:25.320 --> 01:01:29.440 siblings react. Clear answer. It's her money and she can 993 01:01:29.480 --> 01:01:32.320 do what she wants with it. But when she's dead, 994 01:01:32.639 --> 01:01:34.480 you all get to find out who her favorite was. 995 01:01:34.880 --> 01:01:42.199 But y'all probably already knew who it was anyway, that asshole. Yeah, 996 01:01:42.400 --> 01:01:44.880 Oh my gosh. Can you imagine thinking you weren't the favorite, 997 01:01:45.519 --> 01:01:49.960 and then you get like a big payday, right, and 998 01:01:49.960 --> 01:01:55.559 feeling like you have achieved validation. Maybe you weren't ever 999 01:01:55.639 --> 01:01:58.000 the favorite, and that's why you got the big payday 1000 01:01:58.239 --> 01:02:00.599 because well you know, I pretty much just counted you 1001 01:02:00.599 --> 01:02:01.559 your entire life. 1002 01:02:01.599 --> 01:02:07.480 So here you go, right, Like she felt really bad, 1003 01:02:08.159 --> 01:02:10.480 like you were a mess up because of the way 1004 01:02:10.519 --> 01:02:11.239 I treated you. 1005 01:02:12.079 --> 01:02:15.320 It was guilt money, right, Well, you're successful. 1006 01:02:15.360 --> 01:02:16.119 They need the help. 1007 01:02:16.440 --> 01:02:17.239 Yeah, Oh god. 1008 01:02:17.920 --> 01:02:19.920 I'm an only child. As a kid, I wanted a sibling, 1009 01:02:20.000 --> 01:02:22.480 but my teen years I understood being an only child 1010 01:02:22.639 --> 01:02:25.159 was going to be way easier for me. When I 1011 01:02:25.199 --> 01:02:27.800 became an adult and my parents got old, it sucks 1012 01:02:27.840 --> 01:02:30.920 knowing when parents die it all falls to me. Dad 1013 01:02:30.960 --> 01:02:33.280 already dead, so one is taken care of. But I 1014 01:02:33.320 --> 01:02:35.760 also don't have any siblings to argue with over what 1015 01:02:35.800 --> 01:02:38.800 will happen when mom dies and what happens when what 1016 01:02:39.000 --> 01:02:46.320 she leaves behind it's all mine. Trash and treasures. Yeah, 1017 01:02:46.440 --> 01:02:55.519 trash and treasures, right, the idea of having one like 1018 01:02:56.559 --> 01:03:00.159 and not worrying about that As an interesting thing. I 1019 01:03:00.159 --> 01:03:04.480 can't wrap my head around watching my grandfather be on 1020 01:03:04.559 --> 01:03:07.599 life support and everybody trying to decide what to do, 1021 01:03:08.840 --> 01:03:13.559 and you know, them doing Spider Man, everybody pointing to 1022 01:03:13.559 --> 01:03:16.280 each other. Well, I thought you had it figured out. 1023 01:03:16.480 --> 01:03:18.960 I thought you were doing it right. No, you decide, No, 1024 01:03:19.079 --> 01:03:22.559 you decide, and me being like seventeen, going, how about 1025 01:03:22.599 --> 01:03:27.920 I decide? Right, I'll do it? What am I doing? 1026 01:03:28.599 --> 01:03:31.800 You're gonna pull the plug? Oh? All these grown ass 1027 01:03:31.880 --> 01:03:35.760 people watching them debate something so serious in terms of 1028 01:03:35.800 --> 01:03:38.400 who's making the decision, Yeah, I guess because they didn't 1029 01:03:38.400 --> 01:03:42.000 want it on them, right. That's a lot of pressure, 1030 01:03:42.039 --> 01:03:44.360 I guess, So I can see how somebody wouldn't want 1031 01:03:44.519 --> 01:03:50.400 to do with all that, right. I think it's interesting 1032 01:03:50.400 --> 01:03:54.239 too when you get deemed the person like you know, 1033 01:03:54.480 --> 01:03:58.360 knighted that you'll be the person making that decision, and 1034 01:03:58.400 --> 01:04:02.840 you're like, ah, now you have to be like like, 1035 01:04:02.920 --> 01:04:05.679 if that got pushed onto me, I would definitely want 1036 01:04:05.679 --> 01:04:09.079 to consult my brother. I would be like, what do 1037 01:04:09.119 --> 01:04:11.960 we want to do here? And then when other people 1038 01:04:12.039 --> 01:04:17.639 start putting their name in the mix or their opinion, 1039 01:04:17.679 --> 01:04:19.440 You're like, yeah, no, I get it. Everybody gets a 1040 01:04:20.239 --> 01:04:23.559 almost just for everybody gets a freaking choice. Yeah, I 1041 01:04:23.800 --> 01:04:27.119 gets to chupe it up. You can have your input 1042 01:04:27.239 --> 01:04:29.960 to just know that I am the one that rules. 1043 01:04:30.320 --> 01:04:35.840 She chose me, So I'll keep that in mind when 1044 01:04:35.840 --> 01:04:39.559 you guys come to me and start pleading your case, right, 1045 01:04:39.760 --> 01:04:42.159 I'll meet with you separately in the grieving room. Right, 1046 01:04:44.440 --> 01:04:49.400 So tell me why you should get nana's inheritance. Yeah, 1047 01:04:49.519 --> 01:04:52.280 I have five older sisters. I'm the only son. Don't 1048 01:04:52.280 --> 01:04:55.000 even want to deal with all that smoke I do find, 1049 01:04:55.079 --> 01:04:57.199 so if my sisters want to fight like a bunch 1050 01:04:57.239 --> 01:05:00.719 of hens, I will gladly remove myself from the situation. Also, 1051 01:05:00.840 --> 01:05:06.280 Louisville Slugger is the tiny Herding two hundred. Remember Tony 1052 01:05:06.320 --> 01:05:15.360 Harding and hit a Nancy her bodyguard ye, her boyfriend. Yes, 1053 01:05:15.440 --> 01:05:21.599 retractable baton. Oh it was a baton? Yeah? What if 1054 01:05:21.599 --> 01:05:24.559 it's all just debt that's left behind. That's the other 1055 01:05:24.599 --> 01:05:26.519 thing too, is people are like I want this, I 1056 01:05:26.559 --> 01:05:28.400 want that, and like, great, where are you when there's 1057 01:05:28.519 --> 01:05:33.800 where there's payment due? Right, you still want your percentage. 1058 01:05:34.400 --> 01:05:36.840 I wasn't the favorite when it was me and my brother. 1059 01:05:37.039 --> 01:05:40.719 Now he passed, I'm still not the favorite. That does happen, 1060 01:05:40.800 --> 01:05:42.639 right when, like the other one, you don't just get 1061 01:05:42.679 --> 01:05:44.519 to move up in the ranks, that one actually becomes 1062 01:05:44.559 --> 01:05:48.519 more of the favorite because they're gone. Yeah, but like 1063 01:05:49.280 --> 01:05:51.360 I think it should be like a promotion, right, No, 1064 01:05:51.800 --> 01:05:56.480 but it's not because now they're enshrined and rightfully so, 1065 01:05:57.239 --> 01:05:59.760 I'm not dogging on that. But you're like, oh, finally 1066 01:06:00.719 --> 01:06:03.639 I get to sit at that spot on the table, Nope, 1067 01:06:03.679 --> 01:06:05.519 we leave that open in case he comes back. You 1068 01:06:05.599 --> 01:06:09.440 never know. Finally I get his room, No you don't. 1069 01:06:09.519 --> 01:06:14.719 They leave it like that forever and understandably. I finally 1070 01:06:14.760 --> 01:06:18.280 get to move upstairs. Nope, damn it, we're gonna leave 1071 01:06:18.320 --> 01:06:23.840 Josh's room. The exact same listener email from someone who 1072 01:06:24.000 --> 01:06:25.840 says they were talking with their MoMA Mother's Day, and 1073 01:06:25.840 --> 01:06:27.840 she let it slip that she's not leaving the same 1074 01:06:27.840 --> 01:06:30.320 amount to each of us in her will. Texted my brothers. 1075 01:06:30.320 --> 01:06:32.960 They're frustrated. There are four of us and apparently we're 1076 01:06:32.960 --> 01:06:36.079 not all getting the same thing. Nobody knows the exact numbers, 1077 01:06:36.079 --> 01:06:39.320 and the group chat has been entertaining. Worst part is 1078 01:06:39.360 --> 01:06:41.239 I get it like one of my siblings has never 1079 01:06:41.280 --> 01:06:44.880 held a job, dropped out twice. My mom bailed the 1080 01:06:44.880 --> 01:06:47.199 amount more times than I can count, so maybe that factors. 1081 01:06:47.199 --> 01:06:49.800 And but another part of me feels like whatever she decides, 1082 01:06:50.000 --> 01:06:53.119 it's gonna leave a mark on this family even after 1083 01:06:53.119 --> 01:06:55.519 she's gone. She's still alive and healthy, by the way, 1084 01:06:55.559 --> 01:06:58.599 which makes this whole thing even more crazy. Would inview 1085 01:06:58.639 --> 01:06:59.400 be bothered by this? 1086 01:07:01.559 --> 01:07:06.519 I think deep down you'd probably be a little bothered 1087 01:07:06.519 --> 01:07:07.679 by it and curious. 1088 01:07:08.760 --> 01:07:12.440 But maybe maybe she's just messing with. 1089 01:07:12.400 --> 01:07:16.920 You, you know, maybe she's not really being honest, and 1090 01:07:16.960 --> 01:07:21.159 she's just messing with you guys to see what your 1091 01:07:21.199 --> 01:07:25.400 thoughts are and who it is gonna bother the most. 1092 01:07:25.760 --> 01:07:28.960 It could just be her playing a little trick, playing 1093 01:07:29.000 --> 01:07:32.599 a game like why even worry about it? If she's 1094 01:07:32.679 --> 01:07:37.559 healthy and you know, no sight of death, and you 1095 01:07:37.599 --> 01:07:41.199 know in sight anytime soon, don't even worry about it. 1096 01:07:41.559 --> 01:07:45.719 At least you're gonna be getting left with something. You know, 1097 01:07:46.880 --> 01:07:50.599 Look at the bright side, She's leaving you something, and 1098 01:07:50.719 --> 01:07:53.159 chances are if she has bailed your brother out so 1099 01:07:53.280 --> 01:07:56.239 many times, she's probably gonna be leaving him with the 1100 01:07:56.239 --> 01:07:59.440 most because she favors him. 1101 01:08:00.320 --> 01:08:03.679 Gimpy, Uh what it bother me, not at all? And 1102 01:08:03.760 --> 01:08:07.599 I think personally that everybody in this family's being a 1103 01:08:07.639 --> 01:08:11.639 bunch of ungrateful bitches. You are lucky that she's even 1104 01:08:11.679 --> 01:08:14.679 leaving you anything. So you're gonna sit here and bitch 1105 01:08:14.719 --> 01:08:18.680 and complain about get them much you? He'll come down 1106 01:08:18.800 --> 01:08:21.800 game more ninety and bring and bringing you, ungrateful son 1107 01:08:21.800 --> 01:08:24.960 of a bitch. Shut up. You're lucky you got something. 1108 01:08:25.039 --> 01:08:27.960 So what you should do is pipe down, keep your 1109 01:08:27.960 --> 01:08:31.399 mouth shut, enjoy the time while your mother is still here, 1110 01:08:31.640 --> 01:08:33.840 and stop bitching about what you may or may not 1111 01:08:33.920 --> 01:08:38.119 get when she leaves this earth, because in the end, 1112 01:08:38.600 --> 01:08:41.359 that like there is not gonna be what's important. And 1113 01:08:41.439 --> 01:08:44.399 if that is what's important to you, the amount that 1114 01:08:44.479 --> 01:08:48.880 you get after your mama passes, shame on you. Shame 1115 01:08:49.279 --> 01:08:59.239 for shame. Uh yeah, I'm don't care. I think if 1116 01:08:59.239 --> 01:09:04.039 that's the thing you focus in on, then you're not 1117 01:09:04.159 --> 01:09:10.000 gonna enjoy what's left. And furthermore, Susan and I don't 1118 01:09:10.000 --> 01:09:12.079 know why people don't approach this. What do you think 1119 01:09:12.159 --> 01:09:14.319 is gonna happen? What do you mean by that? Are 1120 01:09:14.319 --> 01:09:16.960 you gonna complain and lobby why you should get more? 1121 01:09:17.000 --> 01:09:20.479 Do you think that's gonna go? Well, do you think 1122 01:09:20.520 --> 01:09:22.640 she's gonna go? You know what, You're right, you do 1123 01:09:23.000 --> 01:09:29.159 and deserve Michael's part. No, it never works out that way. 1124 01:09:30.279 --> 01:09:33.840 It is what it is. You think this is litigation, No, 1125 01:09:34.000 --> 01:09:41.119 this is settled law. It's already been established. And again 1126 01:09:41.279 --> 01:09:44.920 for me, it hardly matters. In the end. They're still 1127 01:09:44.920 --> 01:09:49.600 gonna die. And like I said before, with the debt, 1128 01:09:50.000 --> 01:09:52.880 are you gonna be there for the debt? You're gonna 1129 01:09:52.880 --> 01:09:55.119 be there for the percentage of the debt that has 1130 01:09:55.119 --> 01:09:59.600 to be picked up? I'm gonna guess not. No, everybody's 1131 01:09:59.600 --> 01:10:02.880 gonna be like a new phone, who dish? All right, 1132 01:10:02.920 --> 01:10:04.359 we got to take a break. You can always email 1133 01:10:04.399 --> 01:10:06.680 a show at kmody dot com. Sex says, I'm thirty 1134 01:10:06.720 --> 01:10:10.039 eight years old and I have a teenage grandchild, and 1135 01:10:10.119 --> 01:10:11.800 if you just did the math, yes I had a 1136 01:10:11.920 --> 01:10:14.119 kid young, and yes my kid had their kid young, 1137 01:10:14.439 --> 01:10:17.640 and here we are. I love my grandchild, but I'm 1138 01:10:17.680 --> 01:10:20.880 starting to think they only come over to rob me. 1139 01:10:21.880 --> 01:10:24.720 I'm not talking about anything crazy, but little things keep 1140 01:10:24.760 --> 01:10:28.479 disappearing after their visits. Cash, I left on the counter 1141 01:10:28.800 --> 01:10:32.000 a bluetooth speaker, some stuff from the bathroom. Every time 1142 01:10:32.039 --> 01:10:34.880 I bring it up to my kid, I get the 1143 01:10:34.960 --> 01:10:38.439 run round like I'm the problem for even noticing. The 1144 01:10:38.439 --> 01:10:40.840 thing that gets me is I would have done anything 1145 01:10:40.920 --> 01:10:43.199 for somebody to have my back at that age, and 1146 01:10:43.239 --> 01:10:45.600 now I feel like I'm being played by a teenager 1147 01:10:46.000 --> 01:10:48.920 who knows I feel guilty enough to not say anything 1148 01:10:49.680 --> 01:10:52.720 because I do feel guilty, like maybe if we hadn't 1149 01:10:52.800 --> 01:10:55.079 all had kids so young, things might be different for 1150 01:10:55.119 --> 01:10:59.520 all of us. What point should I stop being feeling 1151 01:10:59.560 --> 01:11:06.560 guilty and for letting somebody what? At what point does 1152 01:11:07.279 --> 01:11:10.560 the guilt gonna stop as a reason to let somebody 1153 01:11:10.680 --> 01:11:16.800 to take from you, even if that somebody's your grandkid. Yeah, 1154 01:11:16.840 --> 01:11:19.880 I don't know. I think they want to know if 1155 01:11:19.920 --> 01:11:24.840 they should feel guilty about it, because they're questioning if 1156 01:11:24.960 --> 01:11:31.159 that their grandchild is stealing from them? Yeah, okay, okay, 1157 01:11:31.439 --> 01:11:33.319 I'm trying. Don't think. 1158 01:11:33.479 --> 01:11:33.520 No. 1159 01:11:35.439 --> 01:11:37.239 I was like, I don't think I've ever heard anybody 1160 01:11:37.279 --> 01:11:39.079 steal from me, But no, I put it in a 1161 01:11:39.119 --> 01:11:44.000 different bucket when I was going through my divorce with 1162 01:11:44.000 --> 01:11:48.239 my practice wife, and it wasn't stealing. I mean, she 1163 01:11:48.359 --> 01:11:51.359 just thought it was hers. And I understand that some 1164 01:11:51.399 --> 01:11:56.279 of you might go, well, that's stealing. Well, and divorces 1165 01:11:56.319 --> 01:11:58.640 are crazy man, right right when you're married you go 1166 01:11:58.800 --> 01:12:02.119 shoe everything udil this time is split and it's like nah, 1167 01:12:02.399 --> 01:12:07.199 mine bitch, right right, or wanting to do it nefariously, 1168 01:12:08.520 --> 01:12:11.239 you know, to cause some some resentment. Did you guys 1169 01:12:11.279 --> 01:12:19.680 ever steal from your grandparents? Uh? Grandparents? No parents, grandparents, family, 1170 01:12:19.760 --> 01:12:22.159 I guess we could say so. My grandfather on my 1171 01:12:22.279 --> 01:12:28.399 mom's side was six five sixty six two seventy five. 1172 01:12:29.159 --> 01:12:32.560 He if you know how basements are poured. He owned 1173 01:12:32.560 --> 01:12:36.159 a concrete form fitting business and he would carry the forms. 1174 01:12:36.439 --> 01:12:39.840 I mean he was a massive man, and terrified of 1175 01:12:39.920 --> 01:12:42.279 him because he was so like he wasn't Andrea the 1176 01:12:42.319 --> 01:12:45.279 giant big, but growing up he was Andrea the giant big, right. 1177 01:12:45.640 --> 01:12:49.439 And then my grandparents on my dad's side, they had 1178 01:12:49.439 --> 01:12:53.119 a farm and my grandmother would make us go pull 1179 01:12:53.439 --> 01:12:57.199 weeping willow branches. Yeah, and that's how you got in trouble. 1180 01:12:57.319 --> 01:13:00.880 And she stood all four foot one, so you got 1181 01:13:01.319 --> 01:13:04.960 your your ass whooped no matter what. Yeah, And so 1182 01:13:05.359 --> 01:13:07.960 I was always terrified to my grandparents. My parents, however, 1183 01:13:08.359 --> 01:13:10.359 that's a different story. M hm. 1184 01:13:11.359 --> 01:13:16.079 I used to play dress up with my grandmother's high 1185 01:13:16.079 --> 01:13:18.960 heel shoes, and she used to have a purse that 1186 01:13:19.039 --> 01:13:23.840 matched almost every pair and inside and her purses for 1187 01:13:23.880 --> 01:13:26.640 the most part, were empty, except she would keep mints 1188 01:13:27.159 --> 01:13:30.239 in inner purse. So when I would dress up, I 1189 01:13:30.279 --> 01:13:34.760 would eat the mints that were in her purses. But so, 1190 01:13:35.119 --> 01:13:36.600 I mean, if that was stealing her. 1191 01:13:36.960 --> 01:13:41.119 You and I have different definitions of stealing. Yeah, gimpie, 1192 01:13:41.239 --> 01:13:45.119 I totally did. Yeah, my grandpa on my mom's side, 1193 01:13:45.359 --> 01:13:49.399 because they're doing normal dudes. Ud. He'd he'd get off 1194 01:13:49.399 --> 01:13:52.279 of work for Marshall Durban and uh, you know, change 1195 01:13:52.279 --> 01:13:54.399 in the bathroom, take a shot or whatever. And I 1196 01:13:54.479 --> 01:13:58.520 discovered he left his billfold on the dryer. Swiped twenty 1197 01:13:58.520 --> 01:14:02.319 bucks from him one time and got away with that one. 1198 01:14:03.079 --> 01:14:05.119 The thing is I got greedy on the second time, 1199 01:14:05.600 --> 01:14:09.000 and then that's when I got caught. And then I 1200 01:14:09.079 --> 01:14:14.000 had to write this apology letter to my grandpa that 1201 01:14:14.159 --> 01:14:18.880 then got posted up on the refrigerator. All the family 1202 01:14:18.960 --> 01:14:22.680 and anybody came by to see. And the fun thing 1203 01:14:22.760 --> 01:14:25.359 is is, like I write it out, dadda. I was 1204 01:14:25.399 --> 01:14:27.319 in fifth grade at the time, So you write like 1205 01:14:27.319 --> 01:14:31.239 a fifth grader would, right, do you forgive me chuck 1206 01:14:31.279 --> 01:14:32.079 yours renew. 1207 01:14:33.520 --> 01:14:33.560 A? 1208 01:14:33.720 --> 01:14:36.520 Right? These look like bees right right right? And Mom 1209 01:14:36.600 --> 01:14:39.520 was like, ha, that's not that's not good enough. Do 1210 01:14:39.680 --> 01:14:44.239 it again, all right, ha, not good enough, Do it again, 1211 01:14:44.279 --> 01:14:46.000 And had to write it like three or four times 1212 01:14:46.279 --> 01:14:49.640 before it's like, finally all right, and just the guilt 1213 01:14:49.680 --> 01:14:53.279 and shame that went with that. I never touched anything 1214 01:14:53.680 --> 01:14:57.319 from their house ever again, my mom. They had a 1215 01:14:57.399 --> 01:15:02.199 quarter jar where my dad wudout quarters and arcade. Man. Yeah, 1216 01:15:02.239 --> 01:15:05.279 I never let that thing get over half. They had 1217 01:15:05.279 --> 01:15:08.840 to have known. Yeah, yeah, my grandparents had a mad 1218 01:15:08.920 --> 01:15:11.680 money thing. It's the same basic thing, a little different 1219 01:15:11.680 --> 01:15:14.960 tubes that they've dropped their quarters And that's what if. 1220 01:15:15.000 --> 01:15:18.880 That's when it all started. That's when it all started. 1221 01:15:19.359 --> 01:15:22.079 Teks came in, your grandchild is stealing from you and 1222 01:15:22.279 --> 01:15:26.159 you feel guilty. No, that's not okay. Another one. So 1223 01:15:26.199 --> 01:15:29.720 they're on drugs and you're allowing it to happen, is 1224 01:15:29.800 --> 01:15:33.039 indirectly enabling them? Showing tough love and situations like this? 1225 01:15:33.119 --> 01:15:35.920 Is this our critical I say that from experience on 1226 01:15:36.000 --> 01:15:38.199 both ends of the spectrum. Did it say in the 1227 01:15:38.199 --> 01:15:40.560 email that they were on drugs? No? No, they just 1228 01:15:40.600 --> 01:15:43.000 said that they had kids early. It's an assumption. Yeah, 1229 01:15:43.079 --> 01:15:45.119 I took money from my parents. I wasn't on drugs. 1230 01:15:45.159 --> 01:15:50.960 Oh was I not? Until way later? Okay? What's her 1231 01:15:51.039 --> 01:15:53.479 name and number? I'll talk to her sixty percent of 1232 01:15:53.560 --> 01:15:56.760 the time. This answer works every time. Yeah, yeah, I 1233 01:15:56.800 --> 01:16:00.119 don't know if it works in this in this scenario. Well, 1234 01:16:00.159 --> 01:16:04.800 and I'm curious to what they're stealing A bluetooth speaker? Okay, 1235 01:16:05.359 --> 01:16:07.199 are they stealing pills? What are they stealing out of 1236 01:16:07.199 --> 01:16:08.920 your bathroom? Right? And wants potpoury? 1237 01:16:09.119 --> 01:16:09.199 Right? 1238 01:16:09.319 --> 01:16:14.439 Right? What are they stealing? And are they taking money? 1239 01:16:15.479 --> 01:16:18.680 And if you're talking with your kid and they're just 1240 01:16:18.760 --> 01:16:22.239 pushing back on you, that's also concerning. And I didn't 1241 01:16:22.319 --> 01:16:25.800 mention anywhere in the the email if they had talked 1242 01:16:25.840 --> 01:16:28.960 to the grandchild directly. Did they No? I didn't think, 1243 01:16:29.000 --> 01:16:31.239 so they just talked to the kid. It says, get 1244 01:16:31.279 --> 01:16:33.680 real or fake cameras and put them up in rooms, 1245 01:16:34.039 --> 01:16:39.119 just say the place is haunted. If they asked, Yeah, 1246 01:16:39.279 --> 01:16:40.960 you could do that. But you could also just say 1247 01:16:41.039 --> 01:16:44.640 I think someone's stealing from me. Yeah, I'm saying they don't. 1248 01:16:44.880 --> 01:16:49.439 You're not accusing them, right, You're just saying someone's doing it. Yeah, 1249 01:16:49.479 --> 01:16:53.960 And this person's thirty eight, so it's not like you know, oh, 1250 01:16:54.079 --> 01:16:58.720 grandpa's got dementia. You know what I mean, grandpa's being forgetful. 1251 01:16:59.239 --> 01:17:02.319 He thought he had, you know, had half a bottle 1252 01:17:02.359 --> 01:17:03.880 of whiskey when he sat and drank it all or 1253 01:17:03.880 --> 01:17:06.000 what you see what I'm saying. Yeah, I don't know 1254 01:17:06.039 --> 01:17:07.840 how this kid, if he's thirty, he must have had 1255 01:17:07.840 --> 01:17:09.920 that wrong, because I don't know how you're thirty eight 1256 01:17:10.000 --> 01:17:13.199 and have a kid that's a teenager, a kid who 1257 01:17:13.239 --> 01:17:17.159 had a kid, and their kid is a teenager. The 1258 01:17:17.199 --> 01:17:19.880 math eighte masing. Well, I mean, if you are eighteen 1259 01:17:19.920 --> 01:17:23.840 when you have your child, and then that child would 1260 01:17:23.880 --> 01:17:26.680 be twenty at this particular point in time in their life, right, 1261 01:17:27.399 --> 01:17:31.920 but their child who is twenty right now, had a 1262 01:17:32.000 --> 01:17:36.600 kid when they were thirteen, the math of maths up 1263 01:17:36.640 --> 01:17:37.960 a little bit, and then the kid would have to 1264 01:17:37.960 --> 01:17:42.359 grow to be a teenager. All right, yeah, I don't know. 1265 01:17:42.479 --> 01:17:44.880 I feel like we're not getting the whole story on 1266 01:17:44.920 --> 01:17:48.880 what's happening here. You're probably right, are you someone who 1267 01:17:48.920 --> 01:17:54.239 notices when someone's missing from your house? Lindsay yeah, oh yeah? 1268 01:17:54.399 --> 01:17:59.119 Or if it's usually because it's broken, someone broke it 1269 01:17:59.159 --> 01:18:00.079 and didn't want to tell them. 1270 01:18:02.279 --> 01:18:04.600 And what do you? What do you? How did you 1271 01:18:04.640 --> 01:18:05.079 handle it? 1272 01:18:05.279 --> 01:18:08.279 I question? Until someone had fesses up? 1273 01:18:09.680 --> 01:18:11.680 What happens when nobody messes up? 1274 01:18:12.640 --> 01:18:14.560 Oh, I've that has yet to happen. 1275 01:18:15.159 --> 01:18:17.399 Okay, enforcer, tell us what the big secret is? 1276 01:18:17.479 --> 01:18:23.840 H They just fess up because they know that the uh, 1277 01:18:24.800 --> 01:18:28.159 the punishment is always less if you tell the truth. 1278 01:18:29.399 --> 01:18:33.960 So like the last time that something went missing, it 1279 01:18:34.199 --> 01:18:41.359 was a musical cardinal that sat on an end table 1280 01:18:42.239 --> 01:18:47.439 and it's sat there for a few years, and it 1281 01:18:47.479 --> 01:18:50.920 wasn't there one day and I asked what happened and 1282 01:18:51.000 --> 01:18:53.439 one of the twins said that they threw it away 1283 01:18:53.479 --> 01:18:55.840 because it fell down and broke. And I said, well, 1284 01:18:55.840 --> 01:18:58.039 how did it fall down? And he said he was 1285 01:18:58.159 --> 01:19:00.520 rough housing with the dog and the dog into the 1286 01:19:00.520 --> 01:19:03.319 table and it fell and broke, and. 1287 01:19:03.720 --> 01:19:07.279 I said, well, wasn't it fixable? And he didn't think so, 1288 01:19:07.279 --> 01:19:08.399 so he threw it away. 1289 01:19:10.960 --> 01:19:14.600 Listener email from somebody who says that they think their 1290 01:19:14.640 --> 01:19:19.039 teenage grandchild is stealing from them. He says, I love 1291 01:19:19.079 --> 01:19:21.319 my grandchild, but I'm starting to think they only come 1292 01:19:21.319 --> 01:19:23.840 over to rob me. I'm not talking about anything crazy, 1293 01:19:23.840 --> 01:19:28.920 but little things keep disappearing after their visits. Cash I 1294 01:19:29.000 --> 01:19:31.720 left on the counter, bluetooth speaker, stuff from the bathroom. 1295 01:19:32.000 --> 01:19:34.720 Every time I bring it up, my kid gives me 1296 01:19:34.720 --> 01:19:36.720 the run around like I'm the problem for even noticing. 1297 01:19:40.359 --> 01:19:47.039 Would you guys feel guilty about this happening to your grandkid? Yeah, 1298 01:19:47.079 --> 01:19:47.920 what do you think, lindsay? 1299 01:19:48.560 --> 01:19:52.000 I think that No, I wouldn't feel guilty. You're spot on. 1300 01:19:52.520 --> 01:19:56.399 Your grandchild is definitely stealing. If you're noticing these things 1301 01:19:56.439 --> 01:20:01.159 are disappearing every time they come over, and your own 1302 01:20:01.279 --> 01:20:04.920 child has a problem with it, then they're the problem too. 1303 01:20:04.960 --> 01:20:09.720 They're enabling their own child to steal from their grandparent, 1304 01:20:10.520 --> 01:20:16.479 which is also wrong, And it does sound like they're 1305 01:20:16.520 --> 01:20:20.199 stealing for possibly drugs, especially if they're taking from your 1306 01:20:20.239 --> 01:20:26.880 medicine cabinet. Yeah, you call them both out or tell 1307 01:20:26.920 --> 01:20:27.920 them to stop coming over. 1308 01:20:30.319 --> 01:20:32.479 Gimbie what I feel? 1309 01:20:32.520 --> 01:20:32.600 Go? 1310 01:20:32.720 --> 01:20:35.560 I don't think you should feel guilty because you are. 1311 01:20:36.279 --> 01:20:39.359 You feel like your grand child is stealing from you. 1312 01:20:39.479 --> 01:20:45.319 That's kids, do that, Believe it or not. None of 1313 01:20:45.319 --> 01:20:49.279 them are angels, not Ne're damn one of them. So 1314 01:20:49.439 --> 01:20:53.560 how do you fix that? Well, that's simple. Nanny cams, man, 1315 01:20:54.439 --> 01:20:57.439 nanny cams are fantastic. Get you that little teddy bear. 1316 01:20:57.960 --> 01:21:01.399 Put it up on the shelf, throw a you don't 1317 01:21:01.399 --> 01:21:03.479 want to make it like an obvious amount, right, like 1318 01:21:03.520 --> 01:21:06.520 one hundred dollars or whatever, maybe a couple plenties, you know, 1319 01:21:07.119 --> 01:21:08.760 and then put it in a place where the camera 1320 01:21:08.800 --> 01:21:10.960 would catch it. Hell, even a trail cam would be 1321 01:21:10.960 --> 01:21:13.720 all right, but regardless, I mean, you can catch them 1322 01:21:13.720 --> 01:21:15.760 that way, and then you'd be like, hey, all right, 1323 01:21:15.880 --> 01:21:18.760 I see here, Tommy, that you're stealing from me. I 1324 01:21:18.800 --> 01:21:22.119 should use a different name besides my own grandchild. All right, Lance, 1325 01:21:22.239 --> 01:21:24.600 I see here that you're stealing from me, son of 1326 01:21:24.640 --> 01:21:27.920 a bitch. We're not gonna have this anymore or else 1327 01:21:27.920 --> 01:21:29.800 you can't come over, you know, and have a talk 1328 01:21:29.840 --> 01:21:33.039 with them and go from there. But uh, they're little people. 1329 01:21:33.319 --> 01:21:40.159 They're they're gonna do what they what they want to do. Uh. Yeah, 1330 01:21:40.279 --> 01:21:43.760 I don't know why people have boundaries, but inside their 1331 01:21:43.800 --> 01:21:47.760 family they don't let those boundaries exist. If a coworker 1332 01:21:47.800 --> 01:21:50.439 was stealing from you, how would you handle it? W woo? 1333 01:21:50.479 --> 01:21:54.039 Possessed in the parking lot? Okay, if that's how you 1334 01:21:54.039 --> 01:22:01.159 would handle it, lance take it outside? Yeah, if that's 1335 01:22:01.199 --> 01:22:04.239 if that's how you handle it, kind of sounds absurd 1336 01:22:04.239 --> 01:22:06.239 when we put a kid, when we put your grandchild 1337 01:22:06.239 --> 01:22:09.439 in there, huh right, you want to steal like a 1338 01:22:09.520 --> 01:22:15.479 man about Yes, if that's what you believe. Right. But 1339 01:22:16.000 --> 01:22:18.319 if that is the way you believe, whether I agree 1340 01:22:18.359 --> 01:22:20.520 with it or not, and you they step out into 1341 01:22:20.560 --> 01:22:23.920 the driveway and you tell them to put him put 1342 01:22:23.960 --> 01:22:28.079 him a then guess what's going to feel real in 1343 01:22:28.119 --> 01:22:33.039 that moment for them. Yeah. I'm not saying that boundary 1344 01:22:33.079 --> 01:22:35.479 is healthy. I'm just saying, if that's your boundary, why 1345 01:22:35.479 --> 01:22:41.760 are you keeping it with them and also putting up cameras? Yeah, 1346 01:22:41.760 --> 01:22:45.119 you could do all that, but why you know, right, 1347 01:22:45.960 --> 01:22:49.159 why do you you think the evidence is going to sway? 1348 01:22:52.399 --> 01:22:54.720 I'm just saying, though you do all this extra work 1349 01:22:54.720 --> 01:22:58.920 when you know the answer. Yeah, it's not worth doing 1350 01:22:58.960 --> 01:23:01.600 all that. It's not gonna get better. You're not going 1351 01:23:01.680 --> 01:23:05.840 to make You're not gonna get this like they're gonna go. 1352 01:23:06.039 --> 01:23:10.000 You're right right, I won't ever do it again. That's 1353 01:23:10.039 --> 01:23:13.359 not the way it works. That sounds great in a movie, 1354 01:23:14.960 --> 01:23:17.560 but I don't think it's gonna work that way. I 1355 01:23:17.640 --> 01:23:19.760 think you gotta show this is what happens in the 1356 01:23:19.760 --> 01:23:22.680 real world. This is just me. I'm not afraid to 1357 01:23:22.680 --> 01:23:26.159 call the police and my family. You steal from me, 1358 01:23:26.359 --> 01:23:28.960 you're stealing from me. You don't get a pass because 1359 01:23:29.359 --> 01:23:31.479 we you know, we grew up in the same house 1360 01:23:31.520 --> 01:23:35.079 and sat at the same dinner table. That's called enabling. 1361 01:23:35.880 --> 01:23:37.800 Whether they're in drugs or not, it is enabling for 1362 01:23:37.880 --> 01:23:43.560 that behavior. Yeah, so, hell no, you gotta have if 1363 01:23:43.600 --> 01:23:47.079 you have a boundary, stick to it. Just because they 1364 01:23:47.319 --> 01:23:50.119 share your blood lineage doesn't mean they can't be complete 1365 01:23:50.199 --> 01:23:55.439 douchebags schmucks. All right, you can always email a show 1366 01:23:55.439 --> 01:23:58.239 at kmody dot com. 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Lendsie and I were talking earlier. We were 1388 01:25:04.880 --> 01:25:10.399 talking about you all think we have really compelling conversations 1389 01:25:10.399 --> 01:25:13.800 off air. We were talking about soup, Oh yeah, and 1390 01:25:13.840 --> 01:25:16.520 Lindsay was like, I don't eat soup in the summer, 1391 01:25:18.000 --> 01:25:20.279 to which I know I did the same thing, to 1392 01:25:20.319 --> 01:25:24.279 which I have two questions. One when does summer start, 1393 01:25:25.560 --> 01:25:28.039 because it seems like summer starts different for everybody. Some 1394 01:25:28.079 --> 01:25:30.560 do it when school gets out, Some do it when 1395 01:25:30.600 --> 01:25:34.640 it's the official first day of summer. Some do it June, 1396 01:25:34.840 --> 01:25:37.239 some do it Memorial. When does summer start for you? 1397 01:25:38.000 --> 01:25:42.600 For me, it's when the temperature goes above eighty degrees. 1398 01:25:42.600 --> 01:25:44.920 So like in February, it was it was summer for you. 1399 01:25:45.439 --> 01:25:47.800 Yeah, I felt like it anyway can be. 1400 01:25:48.119 --> 01:25:51.640 I think it's usually around a Memorial Day. Memorial Day, when 1401 01:25:51.640 --> 01:25:54.079 the pools open up, you know, and the lakes are 1402 01:25:54.079 --> 01:25:57.640 ready to go. I kind of like June, like June first, 1403 01:25:57.640 --> 01:26:01.119 good solid, I don't have to go which one's Memorial 1404 01:26:01.159 --> 01:26:05.920 Day this week? What are we? It's this Monday? So yeah, 1405 01:26:05.960 --> 01:26:09.039 like June first, witness summer in for you? 1406 01:26:09.079 --> 01:26:10.479 Oh when school rows back? 1407 01:26:10.560 --> 01:26:14.520 So you changed the rule completely. Yeah, you have nothing 1408 01:26:14.560 --> 01:26:16.640 to do with the temperature on when it ends, well. 1409 01:26:16.520 --> 01:26:19.840 Because when school's back in session, it's. 1410 01:26:19.680 --> 01:26:23.119 Like it just things start getting busy again, so it's 1411 01:26:23.159 --> 01:26:24.239 like fun time's over. 1412 01:26:25.439 --> 01:26:29.720 Yeah, GIMPI when the temperature drops and you gotta like 1413 01:26:29.760 --> 01:26:33.640 start wearing a hoodie outside it's October. Yeah, I go 1414 01:26:33.800 --> 01:26:37.960 August first. Okay, summer's over at that point. Now is 1415 01:26:37.960 --> 01:26:41.800 that I mean? Is that because of school? Much like 1416 01:26:41.880 --> 01:26:44.239 Lindsay said, you know, fun times are over. Time is 1417 01:26:44.279 --> 01:26:46.840 to get back to school, because like that makes sense 1418 01:26:46.880 --> 01:26:49.359 for you guys with kids who are still in school. 1419 01:26:49.920 --> 01:26:55.079 I go with football. Okay, okay, I guess that makes sense, 1420 01:26:55.199 --> 01:26:58.479 football being a fall winter sport. But it hit me 1421 01:26:58.479 --> 01:27:01.600 this morning. It's different for everybody. Everybody start to summer 1422 01:27:02.199 --> 01:27:05.760 and into summer are at different times. Yeah. Yeah, Now 1423 01:27:05.800 --> 01:27:07.560 let's go back to the soup thing. You'll eat a 1424 01:27:07.600 --> 01:27:09.760 goddamn baked potato in the middle of summer, but you 1425 01:27:09.800 --> 01:27:10.359 won't eat a. 1426 01:27:10.319 --> 01:27:12.239 Soup, That's what he said. And I will eat it. 1427 01:27:12.279 --> 01:27:15.159 I just usually don't really make soups in the summertime. 1428 01:27:15.319 --> 01:27:16.960 But you'll get the oven. Going to have a baked 1429 01:27:16.960 --> 01:27:20.399 potato for sure? Yeah, no, I get it. You want 1430 01:27:20.399 --> 01:27:22.279 to keep that house cool except for a baked potato. 1431 01:27:22.279 --> 01:27:23.760 They get to cook for a frickin' hour. 1432 01:27:24.239 --> 01:27:26.640 And it's not that I don't, it's just I don't 1433 01:27:26.720 --> 01:27:29.119 think to make soup in the summertime. 1434 01:27:29.439 --> 01:27:30.560 I'm not craving it. 1435 01:27:31.399 --> 01:27:33.640 I mean today, I might I might think to make 1436 01:27:33.640 --> 01:27:35.279 a soup because this feels like soup. 1437 01:27:35.319 --> 01:27:36.880 Weather is rainy and nasty. 1438 01:27:36.960 --> 01:27:43.199 All. Yeah, But to tell the truth, Gimpy, does your 1439 01:27:43.279 --> 01:27:47.119 cheap cigarettes theory extend to the sky dancers you can 1440 01:27:47.159 --> 01:27:50.199 get for twenty five dollars a carton out of in 1441 01:27:50.279 --> 01:27:53.760 Miama one hundred percent? Twenty five dollars for a card 1442 01:27:53.800 --> 01:27:59.800 of cigarettes? Yeah, those are cheat so those are definitely forced. 1443 01:28:01.479 --> 01:28:05.720 Those who know Gimpy's cheap cigarette theory is there's always 1444 01:28:05.880 --> 01:28:09.720 a version of the product that gets not wasted because 1445 01:28:09.840 --> 01:28:12.239 it falls off or misses the product and then gets 1446 01:28:12.239 --> 01:28:17.039 sold at a cheaper rate. Rocklaholma, what is your opinion 1447 01:28:17.119 --> 01:28:20.399 for the twenty year lineup? Week? Okay, we're awesome? And 1448 01:28:20.720 --> 01:28:23.159 who would you add if you could add one band? 1449 01:28:23.439 --> 01:28:29.399 Lindsay, I think it's fine. I don't know who I 1450 01:28:29.399 --> 01:28:36.079 would add? Well, actually, yeah, since we've got Paris Jackson 1451 01:28:36.119 --> 01:28:38.119 in there, why not add Miley Cyrus? 1452 01:28:38.479 --> 01:28:47.119 Oh god, alright, more rock than Paris Jackson. Yeah yeah, Uh, Gimpy, 1453 01:28:47.479 --> 01:28:53.239 I think this year's pretty solid. If I could, if 1454 01:28:53.279 --> 01:28:56.520 I could add any band to the Rockaholma bill right now, 1455 01:28:56.560 --> 01:28:59.079 it would be like a tool or a Metallica right, 1456 01:28:59.600 --> 01:29:03.079 knowing that that's just is never gonna happen because they're 1457 01:29:03.119 --> 01:29:07.319 but loving expensive. You could go with a cheaper route. 1458 01:29:07.439 --> 01:29:09.880 And we did have this guy on the bill one 1459 01:29:09.960 --> 01:29:14.079 year and then they pulled him, and that's Wheeler Walker Junior. 1460 01:29:15.439 --> 01:29:17.159 I think that'd have been a perfect fit. I don't 1461 01:29:17.159 --> 01:29:20.000 think they should have pulled him. Oh couldry Did you 1462 01:29:20.039 --> 01:29:25.399 ever actually listen to the music? Okay, come on now, 1463 01:29:25.960 --> 01:29:29.039 I think that. I think it's fine because people always 1464 01:29:29.079 --> 01:29:30.840 do this. They get hung up on the lineup and 1465 01:29:30.920 --> 01:29:33.479 Orokahoma is about the bands, but it's also about the 1466 01:29:33.479 --> 01:29:38.119 culture that's created around the music. There's so much more 1467 01:29:38.479 --> 01:29:41.319 that happens in the camps and in the crowd and all. 1468 01:29:42.079 --> 01:29:47.279 To me it is a three tiered beast. And to 1469 01:29:47.319 --> 01:29:50.640 get hung up on the lineup, I think you're focused 1470 01:29:50.640 --> 01:29:53.520 on the wrong thing. The people and the adventure is 1471 01:29:53.560 --> 01:29:56.279 what is awesome about Rockahoma, and the bands are a 1472 01:29:56.319 --> 01:29:59.079 fun part of that too. What would I add? I 1473 01:29:59.119 --> 01:30:00.840 think it would have been awesome see Foo Fighters on 1474 01:30:00.840 --> 01:30:02.359 the bill. I think it would have been awesome to 1475 01:30:02.399 --> 01:30:06.760 put a CDC on the bill. I think it would 1476 01:30:06.760 --> 01:30:11.199 have been awesome to put my Chemical Romances touring, and 1477 01:30:11.239 --> 01:30:13.439 I know that may not land for everybody, but they 1478 01:30:13.479 --> 01:30:17.640 have a ton of hits that you probably know. Uh 1479 01:30:18.199 --> 01:30:20.239 So I think there could have been a couple more 1480 01:30:20.399 --> 01:30:24.119 additions in there, But again it doesn't matter. Ghost would 1481 01:30:24.159 --> 01:30:25.800 have been a good one. Young Blood would have been 1482 01:30:25.840 --> 01:30:30.199 a good one to put on there. But listen, I 1483 01:30:30.239 --> 01:30:34.880 am confident the folks at Oklahoma don't go No, We're 1484 01:30:34.880 --> 01:30:37.000 not going to get them. They may be good or 1485 01:30:37.039 --> 01:30:40.000 maybe better, we're not going to get them. No, they 1486 01:30:40.000 --> 01:30:45.359 get the best they can with what's available to them. Yeah, 1487 01:30:45.399 --> 01:30:48.359 you can dump one part of your job off one 1488 01:30:48.399 --> 01:30:51.439 of your co hosts. What are you dumping and who 1489 01:30:51.479 --> 01:30:56.760 is getting dumped on? If you could dump one part 1490 01:30:56.800 --> 01:31:00.000 of your job on your one of your co hosts, 1491 01:31:00.720 --> 01:31:03.039 what are you dumping and who is getting dumped on? 1492 01:31:08.159 --> 01:31:09.760 Does it have to be part of this job? 1493 01:31:09.840 --> 01:31:12.720 Can it be the stuff that I do outside of 1494 01:31:12.760 --> 01:31:13.439 this job? 1495 01:31:14.159 --> 01:31:16.479 Well, I think this is your job, I know, but 1496 01:31:16.760 --> 01:31:17.800 like I know, you're in my. 1497 01:31:23.399 --> 01:31:23.840 I don't know. 1498 01:31:25.039 --> 01:31:35.520 Pass Gimpy dumping all social media on Lindsay. I heard 1499 01:31:35.560 --> 01:31:38.239 that Gramace. I would dump because I go to more 1500 01:31:38.239 --> 01:31:41.199 meetings than them. I would dump all the meetings on Gimpy, 1501 01:31:41.239 --> 01:31:44.000 but then I would put us on the radar the 1502 01:31:44.000 --> 01:31:47.640 wrong way. You got this guy in here in these meetings. 1503 01:31:47.680 --> 01:31:49.680 He ain't paying no damn attention. Why is he swearing? 1504 01:31:50.800 --> 01:31:54.319 Why is his camera sideways? And he's smoking a cigarette 1505 01:31:54.319 --> 01:32:00.239 in his garage? Y'all are lucky. I got paan on 1506 01:32:00.359 --> 01:32:03.279 when we do those meetings. I'm just saying, I don't know. 1507 01:32:03.920 --> 01:32:06.119 I don't know. We don't see you from what. 1508 01:32:06.359 --> 01:32:09.720 You think I do, But I like give you his 1509 01:32:09.720 --> 01:32:12.039 answer social media. Lendsy can do all the social media 1510 01:32:12.119 --> 01:32:13.880 and we're gonna dump it on lendsay. So there you go. 1511 01:32:15.239 --> 01:32:17.520 Best concert each of you have been to, not counting 1512 01:32:17.560 --> 01:32:22.399 Oklahoma or festivals mm hmm aw fun. 1513 01:32:26.479 --> 01:32:40.680 Not including o Oklahoma. Man, that's tough because most of 1514 01:32:40.720 --> 01:32:44.119 it has all been like jazz fests. 1515 01:32:46.439 --> 01:32:49.760 So a lot of jazz. 1516 01:32:50.359 --> 01:32:51.720 Well, yeah, I have. 1517 01:32:58.640 --> 01:32:59.439 You can say. 1518 01:32:59.359 --> 01:33:02.000 Past yeah, no, I've already passed. 1519 01:33:02.920 --> 01:33:06.520 I know, but this is a lot, Gimbi. I'm going 1520 01:33:06.600 --> 01:33:11.720 to say the best one would probably be remember when 1521 01:33:11.760 --> 01:33:14.960 Gonsimac did their Little Vibes tour out at the hard 1522 01:33:15.079 --> 01:33:19.399 Rock This is a couple of years ago or whatever, 1523 01:33:19.560 --> 01:33:20.960 and we had him and we talked to him when 1524 01:33:20.960 --> 01:33:24.680 we talked to Sully about his fancy water bottle. Yeah, 1525 01:33:24.880 --> 01:33:28.680 hearing that part. And that was such a cool intimate 1526 01:33:28.880 --> 01:33:33.600 setup with my favorite band in the whole wide world, right, 1527 01:33:34.199 --> 01:33:36.319 and they were right there, they played all the hits. 1528 01:33:37.720 --> 01:33:40.840 It was just it was an experience that that I 1529 01:33:40.880 --> 01:33:43.720 got at that show that I've never experienced at any 1530 01:33:43.760 --> 01:33:46.720 other show before. The only other one that could kind 1531 01:33:46.760 --> 01:33:49.000 of match it is when Theory of a Dead Man 1532 01:33:49.199 --> 01:33:53.479 was at the Atolsa Theater, saying a couple of years 1533 01:33:53.479 --> 01:33:55.920 ago or whatever. But that was an awesome set up 1534 01:33:55.920 --> 01:33:58.720 as well. They had the whole stage set up like 1535 01:33:58.720 --> 01:34:02.439 your mom's basement or whatever, couches and just cool stuff 1536 01:34:02.439 --> 01:34:05.680 and they really kicked ass. But I really really enjoyed 1537 01:34:05.680 --> 01:34:10.600 that Good Smack Vibes tour. I have two. I mean 1538 01:34:10.640 --> 01:34:12.039 I could pick a lot of them, but I have two. 1539 01:34:13.640 --> 01:34:16.920 Taylor Swift Tour was amazing, not this past one. This 1540 01:34:17.079 --> 01:34:23.640 was ten years ago that it was a great entertaining show, NonStop. 1541 01:34:24.680 --> 01:34:27.279 And then tool when they played down Town at the 1542 01:34:27.279 --> 01:34:31.000 Convention Center and the stage was white, everything was white. 1543 01:34:31.199 --> 01:34:33.560 It was so bright and I got to sit front row. Yeah, 1544 01:34:34.159 --> 01:34:36.359 I forgot about the tool concert. That is kind of 1545 01:34:36.399 --> 01:34:40.119 the reason whland here right now, met midget and made 1546 01:34:40.119 --> 01:34:42.119 out with midget, and Midget got me in the radio. 1547 01:34:43.600 --> 01:34:48.319 I forget about that one. If your spouse has kept 1548 01:34:48.359 --> 01:34:51.520 a big secret from you for twenty years and you 1549 01:34:51.640 --> 01:34:54.560 finally find out about it, do you stay with them 1550 01:34:55.119 --> 01:34:57.439 or do you believe a lie of a mission. 1551 01:34:57.119 --> 01:35:05.720 Is still a lie? Clinton, I stay with them twenty years. 1552 01:35:07.159 --> 01:35:09.119 Does it affect me now? 1553 01:35:09.479 --> 01:35:09.560 Like? 1554 01:35:10.640 --> 01:35:11.760 Yeah, who cares? 1555 01:35:13.000 --> 01:35:16.279 Okay, GIMPI I think it really hinges on how big 1556 01:35:16.319 --> 01:35:20.760 the secret is. Honestly, that you have a second family 1557 01:35:20.800 --> 01:35:25.520 in North Dakota and that's why you're gone. You have 1558 01:35:25.560 --> 01:35:31.119 a gambling problem, Okay, yeah, those are pretty big deals. Right. 1559 01:35:31.760 --> 01:35:34.880 If it's you've been sneaking hot dogs for the past 1560 01:35:35.039 --> 01:35:39.760 you know, actual hot dogs for the past twenty years, 1561 01:35:41.119 --> 01:35:43.560 that's not a big deal. So it really just hinges 1562 01:35:43.600 --> 01:35:48.439 on what the big secret is. I mean, I agree 1563 01:35:48.720 --> 01:35:51.880 one hundred percent, But with both of you guys, I 1564 01:35:51.920 --> 01:35:55.880 actually just got into this situation and the lie omitting 1565 01:35:56.520 --> 01:35:58.680 a live of a mission is still a lie. That's 1566 01:35:58.800 --> 01:36:02.520 that's not entirely true. If I know, if I'm telling 1567 01:36:02.560 --> 01:36:05.000 you part of the story and deliberately leave something out 1568 01:36:05.039 --> 01:36:07.920 that could be damaging. That is a lot that now 1569 01:36:07.960 --> 01:36:11.520 you're emitting a purpose, right, But I was talking, we 1570 01:36:11.520 --> 01:36:14.000 were talking to somebody and I was sharing a job 1571 01:36:14.079 --> 01:36:16.279 I had, and my wife looks over me and she's like, 1572 01:36:16.279 --> 01:36:20.159 you've never told me you did that, And we've been 1573 01:36:20.199 --> 01:36:24.960 together fifteen sixteen years and that wasn't a lia mission. 1574 01:36:25.039 --> 01:36:28.279 I just I'm sorry I didn't go through my resume 1575 01:36:29.079 --> 01:36:31.680 of all the things that I've done in my whole 1576 01:36:31.960 --> 01:36:35.960 life before I met you, and she wasn't mad. But 1577 01:36:36.079 --> 01:36:40.439 like that does happen occasionally. I don't remember what I 1578 01:36:40.439 --> 01:36:41.760 tell people what I don't. 1579 01:36:43.079 --> 01:36:45.840 And maybe it wasn't that important to you or that 1580 01:36:45.880 --> 01:36:46.279 big of. 1581 01:36:46.239 --> 01:36:48.920 A well, hold on, don't. I don't love that either. 1582 01:36:49.279 --> 01:36:51.039 Just because it's not important to you that you cheated 1583 01:36:51.119 --> 01:36:53.119 does not mean it wouldn't be important to me, you 1584 01:36:53.159 --> 01:36:56.520 see what I'm saying. So that is a pat People 1585 01:36:56.520 --> 01:36:58.159 try to use that as a pass, which no, I 1586 01:36:58.159 --> 01:37:01.520 didn't think it was a big deal. Just accuse huh. Yeah, Hey, 1587 01:37:01.520 --> 01:37:03.479 I kissed my sister. I forgot I ever told you, 1588 01:37:04.640 --> 01:37:07.199 So now you think it was a big deal, right, 1589 01:37:08.119 --> 01:37:09.319 I don't have a sister, so you can get that 1590 01:37:09.359 --> 01:37:13.319 audio all you want. Give me what's your favorite disc 1591 01:37:13.439 --> 01:37:19.199 golf course around town or in Oklahoma? I have played 1592 01:37:19.239 --> 01:37:21.359 all of them in town and quite a few here 1593 01:37:21.359 --> 01:37:27.039 in Oklahoma. I'm going to say the Lodge at Taylor 1594 01:37:27.159 --> 01:37:30.960 Ranch in Ahasca probably has to be my favorite. There's 1595 01:37:30.960 --> 01:37:32.560 two of them out there. One of them's got a 1596 01:37:32.640 --> 01:37:34.680 legit island course where you have to shoot onto an 1597 01:37:34.680 --> 01:37:36.279 actual island in the middle of a pond and you 1598 01:37:36.319 --> 01:37:37.600 have to cross the bridge to get there and you're 1599 01:37:37.600 --> 01:37:39.840 gonna lose your disc most of the time. And the 1600 01:37:39.880 --> 01:37:42.399 other ones in the woods deep deep, So yeah, going 1601 01:37:42.439 --> 01:37:47.640 with the Lodge. Sorry, did you guys ever go to 1602 01:37:47.680 --> 01:37:50.000 Readers and try the rainbow nut butter? You buy chocolate 1603 01:37:50.079 --> 01:37:52.000 or other flavors? They brought us some, actually, and we 1604 01:37:52.079 --> 01:37:56.439 tried all those and they they slap? Is that still word? 1605 01:37:56.800 --> 01:37:58.199 Are the kids still using slap? 1606 01:37:58.760 --> 01:37:59.800 Yes? My hip friends? 1607 01:38:01.920 --> 01:38:02.039 Uh? 1608 01:38:02.439 --> 01:38:04.720 Have the non owassolans of the show come to try 1609 01:38:04.800 --> 01:38:09.239 Taco Casa yet? Beats the brakes off any ff Mexican 1610 01:38:09.319 --> 01:38:09.880 in the Metro. 1611 01:38:10.439 --> 01:38:11.520 I haven't tried it yet. 1612 01:38:12.279 --> 01:38:14.560 I don't need to travel to your crap ass town 1613 01:38:14.560 --> 01:38:17.479 because I got one A broken arrow so have you 1614 01:38:17.560 --> 01:38:23.520 tried suck it? No, h it's awesome. Who would win 1615 01:38:23.600 --> 01:38:28.319 a deviled egg eating contest? How many do you think 1616 01:38:28.479 --> 01:38:29.359 you could eat? 1617 01:38:30.239 --> 01:38:34.960 So it depends on who made the deviled eggs? Now 1618 01:38:35.000 --> 01:38:38.720 my recipe. I'll eat a dozen of them. 1619 01:38:40.880 --> 01:38:42.159 Okay, yeah, really. 1620 01:38:44.079 --> 01:38:45.199 Because they're damn good. 1621 01:38:46.039 --> 01:38:49.159 But if you're talking about like store bought, pre made 1622 01:38:49.199 --> 01:38:50.199 deviled eggs. 1623 01:38:50.000 --> 01:38:53.680 No, do they sell pre eggs thing? I've ever seen these, 1624 01:38:53.720 --> 01:38:54.319 but I haven't either. 1625 01:38:54.479 --> 01:38:56.199 Yeah, you can get them pre made more. 1626 01:38:57.880 --> 01:39:00.279 I think research has them. 1627 01:39:00.119 --> 01:39:00.640 In the deli. 1628 01:39:01.199 --> 01:39:07.800 Yeah, okay, so yeah, it just depends on who's making them. 1629 01:39:08.239 --> 01:39:12.199 And if they're made with too much mustard, Nope, can't 1630 01:39:12.239 --> 01:39:12.560 do it. 1631 01:39:12.840 --> 01:39:14.239 I like a good mustard double egg. 1632 01:39:14.479 --> 01:39:21.279 It's just gotta have a hint, just hints, spikes brown, yeah, yeah. 1633 01:39:20.319 --> 01:39:24.439 Pileuice, gimpy. I really don't give a damn whose deviled 1634 01:39:24.439 --> 01:39:27.199 eggs they are. I'm eating them. I'll even try your 1635 01:39:27.560 --> 01:39:30.760 terrible store bought ones. But I like double days because 1636 01:39:30.760 --> 01:39:33.840 everybody makes them differently, right, and I could easily much 1637 01:39:33.880 --> 01:39:37.079 like lindsay, I've never sat down and like counted how 1638 01:39:37.119 --> 01:39:40.960 many I can eat, but get a good ten amend 1639 01:39:41.000 --> 01:39:47.640 me I'll eat two. I don't need that title in 1640 01:39:47.680 --> 01:39:51.920 my life. Go ahead, you guys can fight it out 1641 01:39:51.920 --> 01:39:55.319 over the Deviled Egg champion. I guess we will. I 1642 01:39:55.439 --> 01:39:57.600 know what we're doing on Thursday. Then how about this? 1643 01:39:57.600 --> 01:40:00.479 This is a fantastic text that just came for. To 1644 01:40:00.520 --> 01:40:02.520 tell the truth, my wife with thirty three years passed 1645 01:40:02.520 --> 01:40:05.720 away three weeks ago. The day after her death, she 1646 01:40:05.760 --> 01:40:08.319 got a text from a guy. After digging into her 1647 01:40:08.319 --> 01:40:10.520 phone and laptop, I found out they'd been having an 1648 01:40:10.600 --> 01:40:14.239 online affair for fifteen years. How do I handle that 1649 01:40:14.399 --> 01:40:15.399 along with her passing? 1650 01:40:15.760 --> 01:40:16.319 Wow? 1651 01:40:16.800 --> 01:40:18.800 Wow? First, I'm sorry for your loss. 1652 01:40:20.039 --> 01:40:27.479 Second, I'm sorry for what you found out. But luckily 1653 01:40:27.479 --> 01:40:31.760 it was just an online affair, not an in person thing. 1654 01:40:32.279 --> 01:40:35.039 So far, sounds like the investigation is still fresh. 1655 01:40:35.239 --> 01:40:43.880 Right, yeah, I mean you just forget about it. 1656 01:40:43.720 --> 01:40:49.720 It meant nothing, It meant zero. If it did mean anything, 1657 01:40:49.760 --> 01:40:50.640 she would have left you. 1658 01:40:52.279 --> 01:40:56.640 Uh GIMPI maybe maybe she would have left. I was 1659 01:40:56.760 --> 01:41:01.239 quite so cute. You know that sucks. Is losing somebody sucks, 1660 01:41:01.319 --> 01:41:04.319 especially losing your wife up thirty three years. But you 1661 01:41:04.479 --> 01:41:07.199 found out that for half, just under half of that 1662 01:41:07.359 --> 01:41:12.319 time she was she was talking to some other person 1663 01:41:13.880 --> 01:41:16.079 in ways that she'd never talked to you. That hurts. 1664 01:41:16.399 --> 01:41:19.760 That hurts, maybe talking to him differently, right, Well, I 1665 01:41:19.800 --> 01:41:22.359 mean it's an online affair, yeah, but she could have 1666 01:41:22.399 --> 01:41:27.880 said the same things sexually or to him true talking 1667 01:41:27.960 --> 01:41:35.399 to somebody other than you. Yeah, and if for me, 1668 01:41:36.119 --> 01:41:41.479 for me, I would have just said, well, good riddance, 1669 01:41:43.079 --> 01:41:47.239 good riddance to bad rubbish. I don't think there's a 1670 01:41:47.239 --> 01:41:51.840 wrong answer here. I would personally, I probably have a 1671 01:41:51.880 --> 01:41:55.079 unique approach to it. You only know the cat's dead 1672 01:41:55.119 --> 01:41:58.479 now because you opened the box. This was already happening, 1673 01:41:58.920 --> 01:42:01.840 and it is a part of her life and who 1674 01:42:01.840 --> 01:42:04.640 she was. And you have a choice. Do you let 1675 01:42:04.680 --> 01:42:09.119 this be a thing to negate all your history because 1676 01:42:09.119 --> 01:42:15.520 it's over already, or do you potentially reach out to 1677 01:42:15.560 --> 01:42:19.359 the person and tell them and find out more what 1678 01:42:19.560 --> 01:42:23.720 caused it, What was happening? Did you ever have sexual 1679 01:42:23.840 --> 01:42:26.399 relationship with that woman? Did you ever meet up? What 1680 01:42:26.880 --> 01:42:29.840 was going on? I understand how painful that could be, 1681 01:42:29.920 --> 01:42:33.119 but only it's only painful if you take it personally. 1682 01:42:34.000 --> 01:42:40.239 It's over. Yeah, it's over, So to be mad only 1683 01:42:40.279 --> 01:42:42.399 takes up more real estate in your head and will 1684 01:42:42.439 --> 01:42:46.199 make you more crazy. That is literally taking a secret 1685 01:42:46.239 --> 01:42:51.760 to your grave. Did she die surprisingly right like Dina 1686 01:42:51.800 --> 01:42:54.880 car accident, have a heard attack like something out of nowhere, 1687 01:42:55.039 --> 01:42:56.680 hang yourself over a clothes rack? 1688 01:42:56.800 --> 01:43:02.279 Yeah, but there must have been something that caused her 1689 01:43:02.279 --> 01:43:05.760 for that need, and I would personally be curious to 1690 01:43:05.800 --> 01:43:08.560 what it was and why did she need that journey. 1691 01:43:10.239 --> 01:43:11.119 I don't know if I'd be able to do it 1692 01:43:11.199 --> 01:43:11.600 right away. 1693 01:43:14.159 --> 01:43:16.520 This text an online affair for fifteen years and the 1694 01:43:16.560 --> 01:43:17.800 guy didn't know she passed. 1695 01:43:18.119 --> 01:43:19.840 That doesn't sound like it was too serious. 1696 01:43:20.279 --> 01:43:23.079 Again, if it was just because you have an online 1697 01:43:23.159 --> 01:43:25.720 relationship for fifteen years, doesn't mean you're checking in every 1698 01:43:25.760 --> 01:43:28.800 day and texting tru dad. So if they did it 1699 01:43:28.800 --> 01:43:32.680 on Sundays, are only when he worked an extra shift 1700 01:43:32.680 --> 01:43:34.560 at what you know what I mean, then that isn't 1701 01:43:34.560 --> 01:43:38.760 that crazy. It's not like for fifteen years that means 1702 01:43:38.760 --> 01:43:43.159 they were in contact every day NonStop, right, But they 1703 01:43:43.319 --> 01:43:45.760 could have been or yeah, we just don't know, That's 1704 01:43:45.800 --> 01:43:48.079 what I'm saying. Would you rather not know and just 1705 01:43:48.119 --> 01:43:51.800 be mad or know and maybe go wow, maybe I 1706 01:43:51.800 --> 01:43:55.000 could have done more as a partner for her wall 1707 01:43:55.039 --> 01:43:56.960 Either which way, you're still dwelling on it. You're still 1708 01:43:57.000 --> 01:44:01.520 going to cause yourself anger. That's a choice. Yeah, that's 1709 01:44:01.560 --> 01:44:04.359 a choice. If you let your ego get involved, that's 1710 01:44:04.359 --> 01:44:07.840 a choice. But you don't have to, or you can 1711 01:44:07.880 --> 01:44:09.439 have the attitude get beez and just be like, well 1712 01:44:10.479 --> 01:44:13.319 good bye, exactly all right, we got to take a break. 1713 01:44:13.319 --> 01:44:17.439 We'll be back more of the Big Morning Show. I 1714 01:44:17.479 --> 01:44:19.800 wanted to bring this story up because it's so fascinating. 1715 01:44:20.039 --> 01:44:23.680 I don't do you guys remember the monkey that had 1716 01:44:23.720 --> 01:44:30.079 the little teddy bear it held the punch Yes, punch 1717 01:44:30.159 --> 01:44:34.199 the monkey. Yeah you said, yeah, so you just wanted 1718 01:44:34.199 --> 01:44:38.560 to play with this monkey I just put together. They 1719 01:44:38.560 --> 01:44:41.239 called the punch monkey. They just called it punch the monkey. 1720 01:44:41.640 --> 01:44:44.359 I mean because he was in this he was a 1721 01:44:44.439 --> 01:44:47.239 baby and none of the moms took to him, so 1722 01:44:47.279 --> 01:44:49.560 he was up on his own. So somebody gave him 1723 01:44:49.600 --> 01:44:51.800 this little stuff monkey and that's what that was, a 1724 01:44:51.840 --> 01:44:54.800 little body. Yeah, except punching the monkey is something that 1725 01:44:55.079 --> 01:45:01.680 yeah anyway, Uh, somebody dressed as a monkey, like, punched 1726 01:45:01.680 --> 01:45:03.880 the monkey and jumped into his enclosure. 1727 01:45:05.079 --> 01:45:05.800 That was dumb. 1728 01:45:06.399 --> 01:45:11.960 Yes, two Americans, of course, they got in trouble for trespassing. 1729 01:45:12.880 --> 01:45:16.159 And this happened where a twenty four year old student 1730 01:45:16.479 --> 01:45:22.000 Red Dayson Dayson climbed to the monkey enclosure in Tokyo 1731 01:45:22.279 --> 01:45:27.079 on Sunday, while twenty seven year old Neil filmed the 1732 01:45:27.119 --> 01:45:30.720 incident place a hop defense and dropped into a dry 1733 01:45:30.920 --> 01:45:36.199 moat around the exhibit housing punch. The baby macaw you 1734 01:45:36.279 --> 01:45:38.600 might remember about being rejected by his mom is getting 1735 01:45:38.680 --> 01:45:41.439 pointed out but comforted by an ikea orangutang doll that's 1736 01:45:41.479 --> 01:45:45.560 sold out. Social media images show a person in a 1737 01:45:45.680 --> 01:45:49.199 smiley emoji mask in a blue suit holding a stuffed 1738 01:45:49.239 --> 01:45:57.000 toy dressed the same sending the monkey scrambling man your 1739 01:45:57.159 --> 01:46:03.199 cats today. Yeah, this to me, everybody's pretty uh outraged 1740 01:46:03.239 --> 01:46:04.720 at the whole. There's a lot of kids that will 1741 01:46:04.800 --> 01:46:08.840 organize and show up businesses and then ransack the business. Yeah. Uh, 1742 01:46:08.840 --> 01:46:12.079 this is the same thing. This is the same thing. 1743 01:46:12.680 --> 01:46:16.600 It's just online clout, that's all it is, right, right, right. 1744 01:46:16.880 --> 01:46:19.439 You think these are separate, but to me they're they're 1745 01:46:19.560 --> 01:46:23.680 very similar. Just doing whatever they can to get likes, yes, 1746 01:46:24.479 --> 01:46:28.840 just trying to but to travel all the way todd Tokyo. 1747 01:46:29.000 --> 01:46:31.000 That's a lot, that's a lot. You know, you have 1748 01:46:31.039 --> 01:46:33.880 a zoo, right, yeah, you know you can edit the 1749 01:46:33.960 --> 01:46:36.079 video in No, we gotta be a sendic. Hey, you 1750 01:46:36.079 --> 01:46:38.720 don't have to. Yeah, well, kudos is them for being 1751 01:46:38.720 --> 01:46:40.960 authentic and go in the extra mile. Yeah, but I 1752 01:46:40.960 --> 01:46:45.079 don't think they take that joke very well over there. No, 1753 01:46:46.079 --> 01:46:48.720 they take that kind of serious. Yeah, and you could 1754 01:46:48.760 --> 01:46:52.279 be banned, Oh no, banned from the Tokyo Zoo. Whatever 1755 01:46:52.319 --> 01:46:55.680 will I do? No? No from traveling to Japan. They 1756 01:46:55.720 --> 01:46:58.000 will not let you back in. Oh no, ban from 1757 01:46:58.079 --> 01:47:02.399 Japan to you to your right. But if you are 1758 01:47:02.399 --> 01:47:05.199 comfortable traveling to Japan, you clearly travel and other countries 1759 01:47:05.279 --> 01:47:07.600 might not let you in either. Right, we heard what 1760 01:47:07.760 --> 01:47:13.960 you did to punch the monkey. That sentence does not land. Well, no, 1761 01:47:14.159 --> 01:47:20.239 it doesn't. Hey have you seen me with punch the monkey? Hey, 1762 01:47:20.359 --> 01:47:22.199 I want to watch a video of punch the monkey. 1763 01:47:24.039 --> 01:47:25.520 What do you have there? What are you about to do? 1764 01:47:25.640 --> 01:47:27.680 Punch them? Wait a minute, By the way, it sounds 1765 01:47:27.680 --> 01:47:31.439 like a great beverage special at a bar, right, yeah, right, 1766 01:47:31.840 --> 01:47:37.119 a little fruit punch punch the monkey. Uh yeah, Well 1767 01:47:37.159 --> 01:47:38.800 did you see about the guy who was flying and 1768 01:47:38.840 --> 01:47:44.000 he was drunk on an airline and they were going 1769 01:47:44.079 --> 01:47:47.760 to from like Australia to La or something like that, 1770 01:47:47.840 --> 01:47:51.319 and they had to land in you know, the French 1771 01:47:51.359 --> 01:47:56.119 Islands or whatever, Fiji or whatever. All right, and the 1772 01:47:56.359 --> 01:48:00.920 video is him like he's the runk, he's the pilot. No, no, no, 1773 01:48:01.239 --> 01:48:05.079 he's a passenger and he's de runk and he's like 1774 01:48:06.239 --> 01:48:10.800 off like all the cliche things. They have banned him 1775 01:48:10.800 --> 01:48:13.399 from flying with that airline ever again. And now he's 1776 01:48:13.439 --> 01:48:18.000 stuck in Fiji. Well one, not a bad place to be. 1777 01:48:18.760 --> 01:48:22.520 I would not be complaining at all. Whatsoever, do they 1778 01:48:22.520 --> 01:48:24.199 get your luggage? Do they go hold on and they 1779 01:48:24.199 --> 01:48:26.039 crawl into the belly and look for your tag number? 1780 01:48:26.079 --> 01:48:26.359 I don't. 1781 01:48:26.479 --> 01:48:29.279 Probably not. I doubt it too, probably not. But that's okay. 1782 01:48:29.720 --> 01:48:32.479 You could still be a bum. You're a bum in Fiji, 1783 01:48:33.079 --> 01:48:37.479 and I'm okay with that. Yeah, just remember Fiji isn't 1784 01:48:37.520 --> 01:48:41.279 always the shore. Yeah, sure, there is an innered part 1785 01:48:41.319 --> 01:48:43.920 that is not awesome. Yeah, stay away from that part 1786 01:48:46.800 --> 01:48:49.680 either way out. Yeah that sucks for him, that sucks, 1787 01:48:49.760 --> 01:48:52.640 But still Fiji, Okay, people. I always tell people about 1788 01:48:52.840 --> 01:48:56.279 the Dominican Republic. Yeah, the beaches are gorgeous, but to 1789 01:48:56.359 --> 01:48:59.920 go from the airport to the beaches is not awesome. Rough, 1790 01:49:00.720 --> 01:49:03.039 So what I mean, this guy could easily just get 1791 01:49:03.039 --> 01:49:05.399 on another airline that doesn't have to be unless that's 1792 01:49:05.479 --> 01:49:08.680 the only airline that travels in and out of Fiji. 1793 01:49:08.840 --> 01:49:10.680 Then I'd be like, Okay, that's a bit of a problem. 1794 01:49:11.039 --> 01:49:15.000 But if it's like Southwest, then okay, get somebody to 1795 01:49:15.000 --> 01:49:17.520 wire some money for an American Airlines flight or United 1796 01:49:17.640 --> 01:49:22.159 or whatever. Not definitely not Spirit. Yeah, you would definitely 1797 01:49:22.159 --> 01:49:25.359 need to buy a ticket in the last minute. Ticket yeah, 1798 01:49:25.399 --> 01:49:27.159 ain't cheap. And when they're like why are you here? 1799 01:49:27.159 --> 01:49:29.439 Why do you need it a sudden ticket, they're gonna talk. 1800 01:49:29.520 --> 01:49:32.279 I can't imagine the Fiji Airport's huge ash. I don't 1801 01:49:32.319 --> 01:49:35.119 think airlines talk to each other like that, Like Spirit 1802 01:49:35.199 --> 01:49:38.279 pulls up to uh, you know, United is likes you 1803 01:49:38.399 --> 01:49:41.079 hear about there's a guy on our flight. Yeah, we 1804 01:49:41.159 --> 01:49:43.800 know you're full of trouble makers. Spirit. They do Gimpia. 1805 01:49:43.840 --> 01:49:45.479 It's called a no fly list. Yeah. 1806 01:49:45.560 --> 01:49:49.199 I feel like exactly, they do warn the other airline. 1807 01:49:49.760 --> 01:49:52.520 Mm hmm. I was talking about planes physically talking to 1808 01:49:52.520 --> 01:49:55.319 each other. Yeah, but the cars, Yeah, but the idea 1809 01:49:55.319 --> 01:49:58.760 of them landing and they probably only have so many 1810 01:49:58.800 --> 01:50:01.640 flights in and out and yeah, they only have so 1811 01:50:01.680 --> 01:50:05.439 many seats and they probably plan on pairs. Yeah right, 1812 01:50:05.520 --> 01:50:09.279 and they're like, eh, yeah, maybe you can find some 1813 01:50:09.640 --> 01:50:12.439 low rent guy who's got a small Sesna, you know, 1814 01:50:12.640 --> 01:50:15.239 water plane or something. Listen, man, I just need to 1815 01:50:15.239 --> 01:50:19.199 get to Florida or wherever from Fiji. I don't think 1816 01:50:19.199 --> 01:50:22.399 a sessa's making it from Fiji to well. We have 1817 01:50:22.439 --> 01:50:26.199 to stop several times for gas. But yeah, I don't know. 1818 01:50:26.319 --> 01:50:30.359 I don't want to take a chance. No, Fiji's really far. 1819 01:50:30.920 --> 01:50:34.920 It's the whole day of flying in a jet. Yeah. 1820 01:50:35.000 --> 01:50:36.680 I think it's more than twenty four hours. 1821 01:50:36.760 --> 01:50:39.399 Okay, I don't know. I've never been. We always talk 1822 01:50:39.399 --> 01:50:41.000 about going and then we look at the flight, you know, 1823 01:50:41.039 --> 01:50:44.960 like two days of travel. Yeah, full days. That's not 1824 01:50:45.079 --> 01:50:51.600 getting to the airport and waiting. That's airtime. Remember. Oh yeah, 1825 01:50:51.800 --> 01:50:54.000 I guess closer you would probably get would be California, 1826 01:50:54.239 --> 01:50:57.359 No Florida. So it's a little further when you got 1827 01:50:57.399 --> 01:51:01.279 on that distance. What's another comma. Listen, you're already a 1828 01:51:01.279 --> 01:51:04.760 Fiji and just start a new life in Papa New Guinea. Yeah, 1829 01:51:04.760 --> 01:51:09.720 that's a good idea. They love tourists there or Tonga. 1830 01:51:10.640 --> 01:51:12.680 Have you seen the video of the woman online who 1831 01:51:12.720 --> 01:51:15.600 went to some remote part of Papua New Guinea. By 1832 01:51:15.600 --> 01:51:19.800 the way, that's something should just end there to go 1833 01:51:19.920 --> 01:51:22.920 visit some remote tribe. And they're like this mud tribe 1834 01:51:22.960 --> 01:51:25.600 and they paint themselves like mud and they blend in 1835 01:51:25.640 --> 01:51:28.560 with the rocks and they're just standing there staring at her. 1836 01:51:28.600 --> 01:51:31.600 And she's like some you know, average looking, you know 1837 01:51:31.800 --> 01:51:36.680 girl next door. She's like hi, and I'm like, they're 1838 01:51:36.800 --> 01:51:43.399 going to take you read a book. Woman, m you 1839 01:51:43.439 --> 01:51:46.279 do not belong here. I just got surprised the fact 1840 01:51:46.279 --> 01:51:49.520 that you could do Google street View and Papa New Guinea. 1841 01:51:50.319 --> 01:51:54.560 Sure everybody's got a local that'll do a job. Right. 1842 01:51:55.119 --> 01:51:56.920 So here's what we need you to do. I need 1843 01:51:56.960 --> 01:51:58.279 you to put this camera on top of your car 1844 01:51:58.319 --> 01:52:01.319 and just drive around time And how does it look. 1845 01:52:01.840 --> 01:52:04.800 It looks like Papua New Guinea. I don't know what 1846 01:52:04.840 --> 01:52:07.840 that means. I don't know what discerning characteristic Papua New 1847 01:52:07.840 --> 01:52:10.199 Guinea would have. I mean, when I looked, it seemed 1848 01:52:10.199 --> 01:52:13.039 like some grass huts of sorts, you know, and uh 1849 01:52:13.800 --> 01:52:17.920 people walking around. I was like, Okay, that's that's cool. 1850 01:52:18.319 --> 01:52:21.560 Was not expecting that. Yeah, do they have an airport? 1851 01:52:22.000 --> 01:52:26.399 I know that sounds stupid. Sure they do, Sure they do, 1852 01:52:27.319 --> 01:52:31.279 I would think so, right, Yeah, I got a bunch 1853 01:52:31.279 --> 01:52:37.640 of them. See yeah the Port Moseby International all right, yeah, 1854 01:52:37.640 --> 01:52:39.119 you got to go to a city, right, you can't 1855 01:52:39.119 --> 01:52:41.479 do it. You can't go out to the country and 1856 01:52:41.479 --> 01:52:45.960 be like that must be what America's like, right yeah? 1857 01:52:46.000 --> 01:52:51.760 Oh lord, yeah this doesn't. Oh that looks like a 1858 01:52:51.800 --> 01:52:55.720 pile of horse maneuver. It probably is in the street. 1859 01:52:57.920 --> 01:53:04.279 Just okay, here's concrete. That's a man with a weapon. Okay, sure, 1860 01:53:05.800 --> 01:53:10.000 where you going vacation this year, Papa New Guinea. I mean, 1861 01:53:10.880 --> 01:53:15.159 young me doesn't hate the idea of that with nothing 1862 01:53:15.199 --> 01:53:18.920 to lose, But now that I know my personality, hell no, 1863 01:53:21.600 --> 01:53:24.279 yeah this okay, So here's a hotel. Is there going 1864 01:53:24.359 --> 01:53:29.880 to be a cause they don't have street view everywhere? Yeah, 1865 01:53:29.880 --> 01:53:34.960 there's concrete. Yeah, there's the army of military. Okay, yeah, crazy, 1866 01:53:36.840 --> 01:53:39.159 I love the street view because you you don't need 1867 01:53:39.199 --> 01:53:42.119 to go anywhere. No, you just drop that little dude 1868 01:53:42.199 --> 01:53:44.000 right there anywhere in the world, and you're like, I 1869 01:53:44.600 --> 01:53:46.960 am walking the streets of Papa New Guinea right now. 1870 01:53:47.439 --> 01:53:49.960 I do not need a vacation. My wife's like, Hey, 1871 01:53:50.000 --> 01:53:51.560 let's go visit your hometown that you grew up in. 1872 01:53:51.760 --> 01:53:53.720 Why let me just take you there right now? Right, 1873 01:53:54.199 --> 01:53:57.760 It looks just like that without the travel to get 1874 01:53:57.760 --> 01:54:00.760 there or having to do with people you don't want 1875 01:54:00.800 --> 01:54:09.119 to deal with or try to find them. Heyah, thirty 1876 01:54:09.239 --> 01:54:12.399 years all right, we got to take a break. We'll 1877 01:54:12.399 --> 01:54:30.560 be back. More of the Big Man Morning Show is next. Okay, 1878 01:54:30.640 --> 01:54:33.119 So today we're just gonna do something a little different 1879 01:54:33.279 --> 01:54:40.039 than we've we've never done before. I have a bunch 1880 01:54:40.239 --> 01:54:46.239 of random questions where they go, and we'll just see 1881 01:54:46.920 --> 01:54:53.600 how they play out. Uh, I'm totally doing this on 1882 01:54:53.640 --> 01:54:56.479 the fly, by the way, so we'll see how this goes. 1883 01:54:57.520 --> 01:54:59.920 I just thought we'd do this every every so often, 1884 01:55:00.680 --> 01:55:03.039 but we don't. We've never done like just random questions 1885 01:55:03.039 --> 01:55:06.399 to each other. It's fun because you knew everybody has 1886 01:55:06.399 --> 01:55:11.840 a different answer. People have dramatically different answers, which is 1887 01:55:11.960 --> 01:55:18.119 which is fine? Do you know what an alpine divorces? 1888 01:55:18.359 --> 01:55:23.319 I don't. I know what an alpine stereo is? Yeah, 1889 01:55:23.479 --> 01:55:27.119 a substance substandard, right, it's fine? Yea, you aren't the loser. 1890 01:55:27.159 --> 01:55:29.760 But also yeah, I mean, back in the day alpines 1891 01:55:29.760 --> 01:55:32.840 were the ship. Dude, if you had an Alpine stereo 1892 01:55:33.319 --> 01:55:36.640 that but they weren't. As I saw Crutchfield Magazine up 1893 01:55:36.640 --> 01:55:40.000 front two, I was like, that's awesome, and uh we 1894 01:55:40.079 --> 01:55:42.079 game with an O. What was the stereo brand that 1895 01:55:42.119 --> 01:55:46.640 began with an O O'Ryan. No, it had a really 1896 01:55:46.680 --> 01:55:52.039 weird name, Osmosis Jones. I know that's not it. That 1897 01:55:52.119 --> 01:55:59.520 was a TV show Yoh huh yeah, never heard of it. Okay, yeah, 1898 01:55:59.560 --> 01:56:02.359 I remember that as being the experienced one. Yeah. 1899 01:56:02.399 --> 01:56:03.960 I always thought BOS was the. 1900 01:56:04.680 --> 01:56:07.560 Aways been different. So yeah, it is a nice one, 1901 01:56:07.600 --> 01:56:13.079 but it's a different classification. It's like it's like saying Porsche, right, 1902 01:56:13.560 --> 01:56:18.960 it's a different level of technology. Uh, where an Alpine 1903 01:56:18.960 --> 01:56:24.199 feels like a like Buick. It's not a Kia. No, 1904 01:56:24.199 --> 01:56:26.279 now it would be, and then Anko would be like 1905 01:56:27.199 --> 01:56:35.840 Alexis or a Mercedes or supposedly yeah, uh but what 1906 01:56:35.960 --> 01:56:39.560 was my question? Yeah? Right, I never heard of it. Yeah, 1907 01:56:39.600 --> 01:56:42.159 apparently this is something on the internet. It happens when 1908 01:56:42.159 --> 01:56:45.039 a couple goes on a date out in nature, like 1909 01:56:45.079 --> 01:56:48.039 a hike, camping trip or bike ride, and then one 1910 01:56:48.079 --> 01:56:51.199 abandons the other in the wilderness to fin for themselves. 1911 01:56:51.720 --> 01:56:53.680 Oh hell no, it's. 1912 01:56:53.520 --> 01:56:55.199 A Do people do this? 1913 01:56:55.319 --> 01:56:56.199 I don't think so. 1914 01:56:56.439 --> 01:56:58.960 Yeah, let's call it snipe on. It's considered a form 1915 01:56:59.000 --> 01:57:02.720 of abuse. Uh, it's not as uncommon as you might think. 1916 01:57:03.000 --> 01:57:08.119 One psychotherapist said, Uh, narcissistic abuse among other mental health issues. 1917 01:57:08.560 --> 01:57:10.920 Uh plays a factor, and she's had clients who have 1918 01:57:11.039 --> 01:57:14.239 unfortunately experienced this. She says, an alpine divorce can be 1919 01:57:14.279 --> 01:57:18.960 deeply traumatic, causing immense mental physical disource. Shit, you don't say. 1920 01:57:20.800 --> 01:57:22.840 Ask me how many times if my wife took me 1921 01:57:22.840 --> 01:57:24.520 to the woods and left me, I would stay with her? 1922 01:57:25.119 --> 01:57:29.920 How many? None? None, none, none, none, none, It's over. 1923 01:57:30.119 --> 01:57:32.319 I'm not doing that. What if What if it wasn't 1924 01:57:32.359 --> 01:57:37.600 the woods and it was just like downtown somewhere and 1925 01:57:37.680 --> 01:57:40.760 you just like got up and fucking left me, Sie 1926 01:57:41.439 --> 01:57:43.079 have a nice day, Like if she did that to me, 1927 01:57:43.239 --> 01:57:45.079 just was like, Hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 1928 01:57:45.159 --> 01:57:47.640 I'll be right back right and then never came, never 1929 01:57:47.680 --> 01:57:49.439 came back. We have a fucking done well. 1930 01:57:49.560 --> 01:57:52.000 I would be worried that if I were you, I 1931 01:57:52.039 --> 01:57:56.279 would be worried that something happened to her, like sure, kidnapped, Sure, 1932 01:57:57.000 --> 01:57:59.079 you know that would be my first thought. 1933 01:57:59.199 --> 01:58:01.199 No, that as a man, and that's no, that's as 1934 01:58:01.199 --> 01:58:05.760 a woman. You wouldn't. No, you're absolutely right. But once 1935 01:58:05.840 --> 01:58:09.079 I found out what had happened, yeah, we're done sticking around. 1936 01:58:09.079 --> 01:58:12.119 Help me, don't play that. That's not only did you 1937 01:58:12.159 --> 01:58:14.319 put me through just leaving me here? You put me 1938 01:58:14.319 --> 01:58:18.920 through the trauma of did something? Did someone kidnap you? Right? Right? 1939 01:58:19.520 --> 01:58:19.760 Are you? 1940 01:58:19.840 --> 01:58:20.039 Now? 1941 01:58:20.199 --> 01:58:22.439 You know? Do I have to you know, have a 1942 01:58:22.479 --> 01:58:26.520 special set of skills. Yeah, like liam Ne said, all 1943 01:58:26.520 --> 01:58:31.000 the same, Yeah, no, but here is the question. Where 1944 01:58:31.039 --> 01:58:31.760 could they leave you? 1945 01:58:31.760 --> 01:58:38.079 You'd be fine with, Yeah, any any one of my 1946 01:58:38.119 --> 01:58:40.079 favorite stores, J Cole, Magnolia. 1947 01:58:40.159 --> 01:58:43.840 So, but that's beyond Yeah, but that's just for a 1948 01:58:43.880 --> 01:58:48.560 short amount of time. You still are fucking abandoned, are they? 1949 01:58:48.760 --> 01:58:51.279 They're not coming back though, right, they're not, Like good luck, 1950 01:58:53.520 --> 01:58:54.800 dumb Cole. 1951 01:58:55.520 --> 01:59:01.319 Right, don't leave me at a Dinny party, I don't know. 1952 01:59:01.439 --> 01:59:05.720 Maybe a beach exactly what I'm thinking. On a beach somewhere. 1953 01:59:06.279 --> 01:59:08.239 If I'm on the beach chill and then they decided 1954 01:59:08.319 --> 01:59:11.960 fuck this, I'm out and walked away. While that sucks, 1955 01:59:12.119 --> 01:59:14.720 but he can I get a pheniclada? 1956 01:59:15.199 --> 01:59:15.520 M hm? 1957 01:59:16.079 --> 01:59:21.680 Yeah, maybe a beach that sounds good. Paris, that sounds fine. Yeah, 1958 01:59:21.840 --> 01:59:25.680 not like the mountains or the woods where I have 1959 01:59:25.720 --> 01:59:31.680 to fucking beat off bears to survive messy. I've been 1960 01:59:31.680 --> 01:59:35.800 in relationships where like you're get in a fight and 1961 01:59:35.880 --> 01:59:38.239 she's like, let me out right here, Like I'm not 1962 01:59:38.399 --> 01:59:43.479 doing that, settled down, driving slowly down the road as 1963 01:59:43.560 --> 01:59:46.640 cars are passing you by. Come on, come on, get 1964 01:59:46.640 --> 01:59:49.359 in the car, just get I don't do that. I'll 1965 01:59:49.359 --> 01:59:50.560 do it a couple of times, like get in the 1966 01:59:50.560 --> 01:59:52.840 car and then if you we're gonna then good luck. 1967 01:59:52.960 --> 01:59:55.840 You're on your own. I tried. And then you call 1968 01:59:55.880 --> 01:59:57.520 the police and be like this drunk bitch. It almost 1969 01:59:57.560 --> 02:00:04.159 hit me. Yeah, that's crazy. How do you how do 1970 02:00:04.199 --> 02:00:07.399 you stay with I don't know, man. I watched some 1971 02:00:07.399 --> 02:00:09.960 of these videos online and they show people being like 1972 02:00:10.039 --> 02:00:13.760 abusive to their spouse and they're being recorded. I'm so uncomfortable, 1973 02:00:13.960 --> 02:00:17.399 very cringey. Right. Yes. Also that takes me to wonder 1974 02:00:17.479 --> 02:00:20.119 is this algorithm different for everyone? Because you and I 1975 02:00:20.159 --> 02:00:23.199 have a lot of the same videos, like and we 1976 02:00:23.279 --> 02:00:26.319 don't talk about that, but they pop up on my 1977 02:00:26.600 --> 02:00:30.960 FYP and same way. Oh what the fuck? But I 1978 02:00:31.000 --> 02:00:36.199 don't stop watching I kind of it starts getting uncomfortable. Yeah, 1979 02:00:36.239 --> 02:00:38.199 Like the one that I watched, this guy was yelling 1980 02:00:38.199 --> 02:00:39.760 and like get the fuck out of him and just 1981 02:00:39.880 --> 02:00:43.359 yelling at her, and he was like, I'm gonna fucking 1982 02:00:43.439 --> 02:00:45.119 kill you if you sleep in this house tonight, Like 1983 02:00:45.439 --> 02:00:48.720 oh yeah, I mean really aggressive, And he goes and 1984 02:00:48.760 --> 02:00:51.000 gets a bat and starts walking towards it with the bat, 1985 02:00:51.000 --> 02:00:53.399 and you're like what, I can't what the fuck man? 1986 02:00:53.800 --> 02:00:56.319 And the comments section is all a bunch of fucking chads, 1987 02:00:56.760 --> 02:01:00.000 Like I just need one day with him settled down. 1988 02:01:00.439 --> 02:01:03.439 I often also wonder how much of that is staged, 1989 02:01:03.640 --> 02:01:06.079 much like much like a lot of this stuff that 1990 02:01:06.119 --> 02:01:08.239 we see with the punch the monkey and stuff like that, 1991 02:01:08.439 --> 02:01:13.159 or or there was this fucking those teens that destroyed 1992 02:01:13.199 --> 02:01:16.560 the Chipotle. I'm sure you've seen that, throwing chairs at 1993 02:01:16.600 --> 02:01:18.039 each other and this and that and the other. I 1994 02:01:18.079 --> 02:01:21.239 was like, this isn't a brawl. These are motherfuckers just 1995 02:01:21.319 --> 02:01:24.399 acting a fool, trying to get social media. Like so, 1996 02:01:24.760 --> 02:01:28.319 I often wonder how much of that domestic violence stuff. 1997 02:01:28.520 --> 02:01:31.039 I hope it's stage. I hope it's not stage. That's 1998 02:01:31.079 --> 02:01:33.479 not something to fucking stage. Would you rather it be 1999 02:01:33.560 --> 02:01:36.600 staged or rather it be real. I'd rather it be real. 2000 02:01:36.600 --> 02:01:38.359 If I'm being honest, I don't want those people to 2001 02:01:38.399 --> 02:01:41.199 go through that. But if you're staging it, then you're 2002 02:01:41.319 --> 02:01:44.680 mocking it, and that's not fucking cool, Okay, because there 2003 02:01:44.680 --> 02:01:46.880 are people going through it. That makes they can't get 2004 02:01:46.880 --> 02:01:50.680 out of That makes sense. The I think all those 2005 02:01:50.720 --> 02:01:54.279 tender ones are one hundred percent fake, one hundred percent 2006 02:01:54.319 --> 02:01:57.159 where they're like, I caught my husband a tender accountant, 2007 02:01:57.159 --> 02:01:59.279 So we're going to go over to his girlfriend's house. 2008 02:01:59.279 --> 02:02:02.319 Whole great neighborhood. You like this neighborhood? Have you ever 2009 02:02:02.319 --> 02:02:03.239 been to this neighborhood? 2010 02:02:03.359 --> 02:02:03.640 Yeah? 2011 02:02:03.720 --> 02:02:07.119 Right? Oh? Really? Who's that? I went to nursing school 2012 02:02:07.119 --> 02:02:08.800 with it. I mean, the look on his face is 2013 02:02:08.800 --> 02:02:13.920 pretty convincing. He's confused as fuck. Right, But I'm convinced 2014 02:02:13.920 --> 02:02:16.640 that those are fake because one, you need a tender 2015 02:02:16.640 --> 02:02:21.520 profile too to find your partner's tender profile. I created 2016 02:02:21.600 --> 02:02:23.560 one just to see if I can. And you can't 2017 02:02:23.600 --> 02:02:25.479 just search people out like that. You know how much 2018 02:02:25.479 --> 02:02:28.600 swiping you gotta go through to find your own mate. 2019 02:02:28.760 --> 02:02:32.560 If you are on tender to find some cheating and 2020 02:02:32.640 --> 02:02:36.920 you happen to cross your partner or your spouse whatever, 2021 02:02:37.359 --> 02:02:39.199 as they also have an account because they've made you 2022 02:02:39.239 --> 02:02:43.920 a match. Who has more grounds to be angry? There's 2023 02:02:44.000 --> 02:02:46.079 only one question you ask here? Is that like the 2024 02:02:46.119 --> 02:02:50.680 hang up thing? Right? You ask me if they like pinickiladas, 2025 02:02:50.680 --> 02:02:52.800 Then you go on about your business. Didn't that how 2026 02:02:52.840 --> 02:02:55.680 that went? I don't know what do you mean the song? 2027 02:02:56.000 --> 02:02:59.439 If you like pinicolatas, I forget, it's like escape or 2028 02:02:59.479 --> 02:03:01.720 something like that in the rain. Yeah, I thought that 2029 02:03:01.800 --> 02:03:03.880 was a happy song. It's not a happy song. Oh, 2030 02:03:03.920 --> 02:03:06.880 they were both fucking around on each other. Yeah, had 2031 02:03:07.039 --> 02:03:10.640 ads in the classifies, didn't know it was them, and 2032 02:03:10.680 --> 02:03:12.760 then they fucking meet up and you're like, ah, shit, 2033 02:03:13.520 --> 02:03:18.039 it's fucking becky. God damn well do you like pinicula onas? 2034 02:03:18.199 --> 02:03:21.239 Get going a ring? The song from track is about cheating? 2035 02:03:22.640 --> 02:03:23.920 Isn't that in track? Is it? 2036 02:03:25.000 --> 02:03:25.159 Yes? 2037 02:03:25.479 --> 02:03:28.319 Like the Piniculata song is in Shred? Yeah. The song 2038 02:03:28.399 --> 02:03:32.159 is called escape by Rupert Holmes. Fuck nobody's cheating on, Rupert. 2039 02:03:33.760 --> 02:03:38.399 Somebody did. A man grows tired of his relationship reads 2040 02:03:38.439 --> 02:03:40.520 the personal ads in the newspaper, finding an ad for 2041 02:03:40.560 --> 02:03:44.479 a woman seeking an affair. God, people just did that. Huh. Yeah, 2042 02:03:44.720 --> 02:03:47.239 everybody's like, oh, Tinder, it's so horrible. Now, bitch, you know, 2043 02:03:47.439 --> 02:03:50.600 get a newspaper putting ad out next to the Hey, 2044 02:03:50.680 --> 02:03:54.199 my kid's selling brownies. Yeah, he writes back, to set 2045 02:03:54.279 --> 02:03:56.319 up a secret rendezvous to cheat on his party. Just 2046 02:03:56.359 --> 02:04:00.720 sight unseen, huh, just blind, just going into Well, that's 2047 02:04:00.720 --> 02:04:04.680 how lonely Rupert is. Just raw dogging. I'll take any 2048 02:04:07.399 --> 02:04:08.800 shows up at the bar to meet the woman. He 2049 02:04:08.840 --> 02:04:12.279 discovers she's actually his current partner, who had secretly put 2050 02:04:12.279 --> 02:04:14.960 the exact same ad in the paper to cheat on him. 2051 02:04:16.399 --> 02:04:18.279 So to being angry or sad, they both laugh at 2052 02:04:18.279 --> 02:04:20.840 the irony and realize they actually have a lot more 2053 02:04:20.880 --> 02:04:24.520 in common than they thought. So it's a love song. Yeah, 2054 02:04:24.560 --> 02:04:28.319 that's a love song, bro, not the way I see love. No, 2055 02:04:28.439 --> 02:04:34.520 everybody's definition is different. But yeah, god that I love 2056 02:04:34.560 --> 02:04:39.920 the idea of that. That's Oh, there's so many people 2057 02:04:39.920 --> 02:04:47.920 like the pank. They're out of Margaritaville, just like, yeah, yoga, 2058 02:04:49.279 --> 02:04:50.920 are do you? When you hear your partner singing that, 2059 02:04:50.960 --> 02:04:54.119 you're like, motherfucker? But then then you're like, okay, right right, 2060 02:04:55.680 --> 02:04:59.079 what are you? What are you humming over? There secret love. 2061 02:05:00.000 --> 02:05:02.960 Here's a fucking Atlantic star. Yeah, and there's also the 2062 02:05:03.000 --> 02:05:05.000 idea that they could have just been acting out of fantasy, 2063 02:05:05.039 --> 02:05:07.920 because a lot of couples do that. Okay, that's fair. 2064 02:05:08.159 --> 02:05:11.720 I'll give you that. It's possible. That seems like a 2065 02:05:11.760 --> 02:05:14.840 lot to go through for a fantasy. You're both taking 2066 02:05:14.880 --> 02:05:18.640 out one ads, you both have to stumble across him. 2067 02:05:19.119 --> 02:05:20.960 I don't. I think there's a lot of things people 2068 02:05:21.000 --> 02:05:23.039 do for fantasies that I think is a lot of work. 2069 02:05:23.279 --> 02:05:29.840 Get a sex swing, close your fucking eyes. That one's free. Yes, 2070 02:05:31.119 --> 02:05:33.800 you can change it on a dime, right right, Just 2071 02:05:33.840 --> 02:05:38.000 don't say Sydney Sweeney when you're having sex. Yeah, Hey, 2072 02:05:38.000 --> 02:05:40.520 can we talk dirty tonight? Yes? Okay, your name is 2073 02:05:40.560 --> 02:05:47.000 Sydney all right, Brad? Yeah, you know what I I 2074 02:05:47.079 --> 02:05:49.920 actually I'd probably be okay to a bunch of adventures 2075 02:05:49.920 --> 02:05:51.319 with my wife. But here and her be like, I 2076 02:05:51.359 --> 02:05:56.159 wanna pretend that you're Brad Pitt whatever, and so I'll 2077 02:05:56.159 --> 02:05:59.399 probably yell Brad's name, m D. That doesn't do it 2078 02:05:59.439 --> 02:06:02.000 for me, man, I'm going to have some elderly issues 2079 02:06:02.000 --> 02:06:04.960 with that. Yeah, performance is going to be an issue tonight. 2080 02:06:05.760 --> 02:06:09.439 Maybe if it's a high profile celebrity like that. But 2081 02:06:09.560 --> 02:06:13.279 if like I'm gonna yell, I'm gonna call you Tim Well, 2082 02:06:13.279 --> 02:06:16.640 who the fuck is Tim? Tim Meadows right, Sim Robins 2083 02:06:16.840 --> 02:06:19.560 or some Tim that she works with, Tim, Tim Allen, 2084 02:06:20.840 --> 02:06:25.520 Timmy would be FULI would be terrifying. It's usually Timmy's 2085 02:06:25.560 --> 02:06:30.079 are in fifth grade. That's fair. I did work with 2086 02:06:30.159 --> 02:06:32.319 an old a guy and when I was working at 2087 02:06:32.319 --> 02:06:36.239 Target this is early two thousands, and he was the manager, 2088 02:06:36.920 --> 02:06:41.640 and long story short, he preferred to be called Tommy. 2089 02:06:42.439 --> 02:06:44.119 We all made fun of him for it because I'm like, 2090 02:06:44.159 --> 02:06:47.000 Tommy is a fucking kid's name, dude, you're like forty six. Yeah, 2091 02:06:47.399 --> 02:06:50.600 but Tommy, for some reason, isn't acceptable. I think it's 2092 02:06:50.760 --> 02:06:54.880 slaying name. But Timmy does not land Well. True, my 2093 02:06:54.880 --> 02:06:58.960 little brother's name is Tim. We call him called him Timmy, Timmy, 2094 02:06:58.960 --> 02:07:01.399 Tim Tim, and he still kind of goes by it. 2095 02:07:01.399 --> 02:07:03.920 But that's a brother and that's a different world. Yeah. 2096 02:07:03.960 --> 02:07:05.600 What if she came to you and said, do you 2097 02:07:05.600 --> 02:07:08.079 have your Target shirt on? Can we like role play 2098 02:07:08.119 --> 02:07:10.560 as you as the Target employees? 2099 02:07:10.760 --> 02:07:14.600 Sure, if you want to put on your fucking flow 2100 02:07:14.720 --> 02:07:21.319 from progressive costume, we're doing retail things, right, yeah, yeahs 2101 02:07:22.119 --> 02:07:25.960 fantasy night sounds dumb. You be from Target, I'll be 2102 02:07:26.039 --> 02:07:27.800 from Walmart. 2103 02:07:28.039 --> 02:07:29.600 Save to you on your insurance. 2104 02:07:29.720 --> 02:07:35.239 I'm picking Victoria's secret every time they filled the Walmart please, 2105 02:07:35.279 --> 02:07:37.079 and you're like, why do you hate your fucking life 2106 02:07:37.159 --> 02:07:40.239 so much? Can I help you? That's where they all are, 2107 02:07:40.279 --> 02:07:41.760 as long as they don't ask you to be like, hey, 2108 02:07:41.760 --> 02:07:44.359 can you do Goodwill tonight? Or maybe the shark of 2109 02:07:44.439 --> 02:07:50.640 the cart collector. Right, we're working in the daily slicing 2110 02:07:50.720 --> 02:07:58.399 up some meat. Whoa wait a minute. They want you 2111 02:07:58.479 --> 02:08:00.079 to be the stock boy and you're like, well you 2112 02:08:00.119 --> 02:08:03.800 want me to do crack, right, we're gonna do this 2113 02:08:03.880 --> 02:08:08.239 in off hours. Well, gotta go do the freezer section. 2114 02:08:08.359 --> 02:08:11.439 Will you beat the robotic squeegee that goes around? Oh 2115 02:08:11.520 --> 02:08:17.239 god right, yes, you just turned me off by pushing 2116 02:08:17.279 --> 02:08:19.920 one button. And the other part is if they're like, yeah, 2117 02:08:20.000 --> 02:08:21.800 let's do I want to you know Brad, And then 2118 02:08:21.800 --> 02:08:23.399 you should go to a work party and you're like, oh, 2119 02:08:23.439 --> 02:08:25.359 this is in a county. He's the new manager. His 2120 02:08:25.439 --> 02:08:28.399 name's Brad, and you're like, oh fuck what Yeah, we'll 2121 02:08:28.439 --> 02:08:32.560 never be doing role play night ever again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 2122 02:08:32.600 --> 02:08:37.399 I'm not a Oh my god, I am trying to 2123 02:08:37.399 --> 02:08:40.439 figure out. Because I'm not good at hiding emotions. I 2124 02:08:40.479 --> 02:08:46.239 would be hard pressed to not deal with it, right then, right, Oh, 2125 02:08:46.279 --> 02:08:47.800 you're definitely not finishing. 2126 02:08:49.439 --> 02:08:49.479 Me. 2127 02:08:51.279 --> 02:08:53.279 Well, this is after the fact, after when you meet 2128 02:08:53.319 --> 02:08:56.000 Brad the guys you work. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, 2129 02:08:56.079 --> 02:08:59.119 I would. I would definitely question or just yelling a 2130 02:08:59.199 --> 02:09:04.560 name out nowhere, oh ship, just random name. Yeah. As 2131 02:09:04.600 --> 02:09:07.560 you get older, don't you get a pass because you're well, 2132 02:09:07.600 --> 02:09:10.680 you don't remember things. I find myself as I get older, 2133 02:09:10.840 --> 02:09:13.000 not remembering things. This is an excuse. I'm just saying, 2134 02:09:13.439 --> 02:09:16.119 when we people get older, we give them passes for 2135 02:09:16.199 --> 02:09:17.319 not remembering things. 2136 02:09:17.600 --> 02:09:21.239 Yeah, but when you're in the moment, you're not forgetting 2137 02:09:21.399 --> 02:09:22.439 your spouse's name. 2138 02:09:22.520 --> 02:09:24.760 I would think not. But there's been many times I've been, 2139 02:09:25.079 --> 02:09:27.359 you know, frustrated with my kids instead of called them 2140 02:09:27.359 --> 02:09:28.039 by the wrong name. 2141 02:09:28.079 --> 02:09:30.720 And that's acceptable for sure. But that's in the moment. 2142 02:09:30.800 --> 02:09:34.960 You're not having sex with them. Goddamn true, that's the thing. 2143 02:09:35.560 --> 02:09:37.520 You're having sex with them. You should know exactly who 2144 02:09:37.520 --> 02:09:38.279 you're having sex with. 2145 02:09:39.720 --> 02:09:41.760 I agree, that's why you got to go with the old, 2146 02:09:41.760 --> 02:09:51.560 reliable like, oh, friend, God damn, she said, Oh, friend, 2147 02:09:51.720 --> 02:09:58.560 give it to me harder boner shrinker. There's the big guy. 2148 02:09:58.680 --> 02:10:01.359 This guy, Well that's not so bad. You're like, okay, 2149 02:10:01.960 --> 02:10:04.600 Oh no. If I hear that big guy, I'm like, god, 2150 02:10:04.720 --> 02:10:07.279 subtle a fun down overperformance? What up? 2151 02:10:07.520 --> 02:10:07.840 Dude? 2152 02:10:08.520 --> 02:10:16.720 Fuck? Yeah? No matter, how are we trying this podcast? 2153 02:10:16.760 --> 02:10:19.399 We cannot make it about sex, And every goddamn time 2154 02:10:19.439 --> 02:10:23.039 I tried so hard to keep it away from sex. Today. Yeah, 2155 02:10:23.079 --> 02:10:24.800 well we're just a bunch of perverts. It is what 2156 02:10:24.840 --> 02:10:27.720 it is. What else you got on that question? Lest there, 2157 02:10:28.600 --> 02:10:34.680 let's see, Uh, this isn't a big one, but I'm 2158 02:10:34.680 --> 02:10:41.439 actually experiencing this one question. So if you had to move, So, 2159 02:10:41.479 --> 02:10:43.399 if your hair of the stylist moved to a different place, 2160 02:10:43.439 --> 02:10:46.239 would you follow to wherever they went? Oh? How far 2161 02:10:46.359 --> 02:10:50.760 is too far away? I think women's not a fair 2162 02:10:50.840 --> 02:10:52.079 question on this, but go ahead and let. 2163 02:10:52.199 --> 02:10:57.960 Yeah I would follow. I have followed, and I think 2164 02:10:58.439 --> 02:11:01.760 the distance was three miles, so we're. 2165 02:11:01.640 --> 02:11:03.720 Not that far, but I would go so far as 2166 02:11:03.760 --> 02:11:06.880 too far? Then, So, like, let's say they're not broken 2167 02:11:06.880 --> 02:11:09.479 air and they decide to go to sand springs. 2168 02:11:09.920 --> 02:11:11.319 Yeah, I would go to sand Springs. 2169 02:11:11.479 --> 02:11:16.880 I think Bristow, I think anywhere. If I have to 2170 02:11:17.000 --> 02:11:20.600 drive anywhere longer than a half hour to get there, 2171 02:11:20.920 --> 02:11:22.399 I'm gonna have to find someone new. 2172 02:11:22.560 --> 02:11:29.039 Okay, GIMPI I would Bristol, maybe, Oklahoma City definitely not. 2173 02:11:30.159 --> 02:11:34.079 But my person who cut my hair used to cut 2174 02:11:34.079 --> 02:11:36.279 my hair because I haven't had a haircut so long. 2175 02:11:36.800 --> 02:11:38.359 I used to work at like six and po Orea 2176 02:11:38.760 --> 02:11:40.600 and then decided to have a baby and now just 2177 02:11:40.640 --> 02:11:42.319 does it out of the garage. So it actually got 2178 02:11:42.319 --> 02:11:45.159 closer to me. But I'm one of those you find 2179 02:11:45.159 --> 02:11:47.560 a good hair person, you stick with them. Yeah, women, 2180 02:11:47.640 --> 02:11:52.399 especially to find somebody, Yeah, I might, I might not. 2181 02:11:52.520 --> 02:11:54.520 I already feel like I drive pretty far from my 2182 02:11:54.600 --> 02:11:56.840 home anyway, right, and I try to always do it 2183 02:11:56.880 --> 02:11:58.840 like right after work. Yeah, I'm gonna go get a 2184 02:11:58.840 --> 02:12:02.560 bottle water, be rebit. Yeah. And then women, it makes 2185 02:12:02.560 --> 02:12:05.000 sense because it's so far like it's to find somebody 2186 02:12:05.039 --> 02:12:07.560 you really like well and does a good job. 2187 02:12:07.760 --> 02:12:11.840 To be honest, I'm actually not that I'm not that girl, 2188 02:12:12.079 --> 02:12:13.279 because I will. 2189 02:12:14.119 --> 02:12:16.039 You'll go to Regis or Alta to get your hair. 2190 02:12:15.920 --> 02:12:19.439 Cut if I had to, I would I only go 2191 02:12:19.479 --> 02:12:21.560 to I go to a certain friend. 2192 02:12:21.920 --> 02:12:23.319 Because she's my friend. 2193 02:12:23.159 --> 02:12:24.680 I go to her for color, and then I go 2194 02:12:24.720 --> 02:12:27.640 to someone else for a cut, and only because of 2195 02:12:28.520 --> 02:12:31.000 my hair being as curly as it is, I go 2196 02:12:31.039 --> 02:12:34.840 to someone who specializes in curly hair, right, but I 2197 02:12:34.880 --> 02:12:36.840 go to someone else for the color. 2198 02:12:37.359 --> 02:12:40.479 Yeah, I have one place that I go to. I'm 2199 02:12:40.520 --> 02:12:41.640 not going to name what it is because I think 2200 02:12:41.680 --> 02:12:44.920 they listen. But and I'm thinking about not going there 2201 02:12:44.920 --> 02:12:48.279 anymore because it's so far. When I started going there, 2202 02:12:48.279 --> 02:12:50.119 I was super close to it, but now I'm not 2203 02:12:50.239 --> 02:12:52.680 close to it at all, and it's a giant inconvenience 2204 02:12:52.720 --> 02:12:55.279 to go there. And I'm thinking, I think. And the 2205 02:12:55.319 --> 02:12:57.319 only reason I was saying was I knew someone else 2206 02:12:57.359 --> 02:12:59.920 that worked there, and now they don't work there anymore, 2207 02:13:00.119 --> 02:13:02.039 so I have really no connection. But I've been going 2208 02:13:02.079 --> 02:13:03.000 there for over ten years. 2209 02:13:03.079 --> 02:13:05.359 Oh wow. Yeah, it's tough. 2210 02:13:05.960 --> 02:13:09.520 It really is, because I have been there, and most 2211 02:13:09.560 --> 02:13:11.680 recently one of my kids they've all gone to the 2212 02:13:11.720 --> 02:13:15.039 same barber, and one of my kids said, you would 2213 02:13:15.079 --> 02:13:18.279 you mind taking me somewhere else because they don't like 2214 02:13:18.399 --> 02:13:21.600 waiting because they usually go all at the same time and. 2215 02:13:21.560 --> 02:13:22.840 We're there for a few hours. 2216 02:13:23.039 --> 02:13:26.159 Okay, really like two and a half hours, and I said, 2217 02:13:26.239 --> 02:13:30.279 are you sure, and he said yes, And this is 2218 02:13:30.319 --> 02:13:31.800 my youngest and he goes, I kind of want a 2219 02:13:31.840 --> 02:13:34.000 new style, but I don't want to hurt the barber's 2220 02:13:34.039 --> 02:13:37.319 feelings because they've been cutting his hair the same way 2221 02:13:37.359 --> 02:13:40.000 for so long. And this is my kid who is 2222 02:13:40.039 --> 02:13:43.560 like very like OCD about the way they look, the 2223 02:13:43.600 --> 02:13:45.560 way they clean, the way everything is. 2224 02:13:46.000 --> 02:13:48.119 So I took him to a new place and he 2225 02:13:48.800 --> 02:13:49.319 loved it. 2226 02:13:49.800 --> 02:13:51.119 And so you just take one of them to a 2227 02:13:51.119 --> 02:13:52.720 new place. The other two still go to the old place. 2228 02:13:52.880 --> 02:13:57.000 So he knows. Yeah, the barber you didn't want to know? Nos, Yeah, 2229 02:13:57.479 --> 02:14:00.880 getting disorda yeah, yeah, kind of sort of he notices 2230 02:14:00.920 --> 02:14:03.880 one's missing. Yeah, yeah, when you're cutting three people's hair. 2231 02:14:05.279 --> 02:14:06.199 They didn't say anything. 2232 02:14:06.359 --> 02:14:08.359 So no, because they're cutting too they don't want to 2233 02:14:08.399 --> 02:14:10.680 lose too much. Another one, right, Why don't you just 2234 02:14:10.720 --> 02:14:13.119 force him to go to that one? Because he wanted 2235 02:14:13.199 --> 02:14:15.319 he didn't like the waves cutting his hair. I tell 2236 02:14:15.359 --> 02:14:19.159 him to do better the haircut the cutter guy, Ah fuck, 2237 02:14:19.279 --> 02:14:21.239 he wanted something different. I know. I came in on 2238 02:14:21.279 --> 02:14:22.760 the ass because I had to go get some water. 2239 02:14:22.800 --> 02:14:25.199 But you say he wanted a different style, a different look. 2240 02:14:25.399 --> 02:14:27.000 So just tell the guy that's cutting his hair and 2241 02:14:27.039 --> 02:14:28.399 be like, hey, I want something fucking different. 2242 02:14:28.520 --> 02:14:32.399 Well, he my son didn't want to hurt the barber's feelings. 2243 02:14:32.840 --> 02:14:34.920 I have just it does not hurt their feelings. Now, No, 2244 02:14:35.319 --> 02:14:37.840 I have never been one to cater to children like that. 2245 02:14:38.000 --> 02:14:39.960 You know. It's it's one of those no, we're fucking 2246 02:14:39.960 --> 02:14:41.600 in it, we're doing it, you do as I say 2247 02:14:41.640 --> 02:14:44.239 sort of things, And that's probably just how I was raised. Yeah, 2248 02:14:44.319 --> 02:14:46.920 you know, my parents would not fucking drive all three 2249 02:14:46.960 --> 02:14:49.560 of us around a three different spots, you know, or 2250 02:14:49.640 --> 02:14:52.760 get three different meals from three different restaurants. Now we're 2251 02:14:52.760 --> 02:14:55.960 fucking here at the chicken shack. We're all getting fucking chicken. 2252 02:14:56.279 --> 02:14:58.960 Figure it out. Yeah, No, I don't. I don't disagree 2253 02:14:59.000 --> 02:15:00.640 with that, especially if you got for you to deal with, 2254 02:15:00.680 --> 02:15:03.600 like that's already a fiasco. Yeah, if they wanted to 2255 02:15:03.600 --> 02:15:05.119 go to a different dentist, would you take him to 2256 02:15:05.119 --> 02:15:06.079 a completely different dentist? 2257 02:15:06.279 --> 02:15:07.279 But it actually kind. 2258 02:15:07.159 --> 02:15:10.000 Of worked out because not all of them need a 2259 02:15:10.000 --> 02:15:13.640 haircut at the same time because they're one grows really slow, 2260 02:15:13.720 --> 02:15:17.359 for sure, but this one was actually closer to our house, 2261 02:15:17.399 --> 02:15:20.479 so actually worked out a lot better because, like you, 2262 02:15:20.479 --> 02:15:23.079 you don't want to travel that far. Yeah, one is 2263 02:15:23.119 --> 02:15:24.399 a little bit further than the other. 2264 02:15:24.560 --> 02:15:27.600 So I haircuts are one of those things I don't 2265 02:15:27.720 --> 02:15:30.359 get worked up about. If my where my wife wants 2266 02:15:30.359 --> 02:15:32.079 to take them where she wants to get hurts. Yeah, 2267 02:15:32.159 --> 02:15:33.840 if I got to change one, I just don't care. 2268 02:15:34.159 --> 02:15:37.000 Guess what, it always grows at least for now, right, 2269 02:15:37.319 --> 02:15:41.399 it's just hair. This happened yesterday to me where a 2270 02:15:41.439 --> 02:15:44.119 guy was tailgating me because he didn't like how uh 2271 02:15:44.800 --> 02:15:47.399 fast I was going. I was going like five over 2272 02:15:47.439 --> 02:15:49.039 the speed limit, but that was not good enough for him. 2273 02:15:49.199 --> 02:15:51.439 May did you go faster? He want? Yeah? He thought 2274 02:15:51.560 --> 02:15:53.640 the closer he got to me it would make me 2275 02:15:53.720 --> 02:15:57.279 go faster. Well, yeah, which I have a fantastic ignore button. 2276 02:15:59.039 --> 02:16:02.079 But how do you handle someone when they're tailgatting you? 2277 02:16:02.239 --> 02:16:04.000 Lindsay to you, slow down, let them pass, Like what 2278 02:16:04.000 --> 02:16:04.279 do you do? 2279 02:16:04.399 --> 02:16:06.520 Slow down, let them pass? Or if they're not passing, 2280 02:16:06.520 --> 02:16:10.479 I'll just break. If they hit me, you'll quick break, 2281 02:16:10.479 --> 02:16:10.880 you'll break. 2282 02:16:11.000 --> 02:16:11.960 Check them screwed. 2283 02:16:12.960 --> 02:16:15.600 Sometimes if they're pissing me off, that bat if it 2284 02:16:16.000 --> 02:16:18.039 gets on, if it gets on my nerves, if they're 2285 02:16:18.039 --> 02:16:21.800 not backing off, or if they're not, go around me, asshole. 2286 02:16:21.880 --> 02:16:22.560 Go around me. 2287 02:16:23.479 --> 02:16:24.640 If it's like a two lane road. 2288 02:16:25.319 --> 02:16:27.359 Yeah, well you can still go around me. 2289 02:16:28.279 --> 02:16:31.439 You'll break check them, you'll potentially put yourself in the 2290 02:16:31.439 --> 02:16:33.520 hospital and have to go through an insurance clan. 2291 02:16:33.440 --> 02:16:35.399 Get off my ass. 2292 02:16:36.280 --> 02:16:40.120 There was there was a car we were driving downtown, 2293 02:16:40.440 --> 02:16:44.159 UH to the uh where are we going? Oh, we're 2294 02:16:44.200 --> 02:16:48.559 going to the Banana game, but at the Drillers Stadium 2295 02:16:49.000 --> 02:16:53.120 a couple of weekends ago. And this van came out 2296 02:16:53.159 --> 02:16:58.360 of freaking nowhere and she's driving and she's just singing 2297 02:16:58.360 --> 02:17:00.840 her songs and she must have she was coming off 2298 02:17:00.879 --> 02:17:05.440 of an exit, just flying and almost hit us, like 2299 02:17:05.479 --> 02:17:09.000 we had to swerve, and she gives us the finger. 2300 02:17:09.440 --> 02:17:11.040 We're like, what the hell are you doing? 2301 02:17:11.760 --> 02:17:15.040 And she just pulls up, slams on her brakes because 2302 02:17:15.040 --> 02:17:19.840 she's going so fast and almost recks right into the 2303 02:17:19.879 --> 02:17:21.600 person in front of us. We're like, what are you 2304 02:17:21.639 --> 02:17:23.840 doing so fast? You're going you know, you're not getting 2305 02:17:23.879 --> 02:17:25.600 anywhere any faster. 2306 02:17:25.799 --> 02:17:26.399 What are you doing? 2307 02:17:26.719 --> 02:17:29.520 And she's swerving in and out of traffic at this point, 2308 02:17:30.000 --> 02:17:32.360 and we end up coming to the same exit at 2309 02:17:32.360 --> 02:17:37.200 the same time. Oh yeah, oh yeah, and she's just 2310 02:17:37.799 --> 02:17:41.799 spitting out profanities and not only to us but other cars. 2311 02:17:41.959 --> 02:17:45.399 Sure, oh yeah, oh yeah, really got her windows rolled down? 2312 02:17:46.079 --> 02:17:49.760 Yeah, it just you wish like, where's the cop when 2313 02:17:49.760 --> 02:17:52.159 you need one so they can witness what how this 2314 02:17:52.200 --> 02:17:55.159 person is driving? Pull her over, give her a ticket? 2315 02:17:55.799 --> 02:18:01.440 Eh? Maybe? But yeah, you know, what give you depends 2316 02:18:01.440 --> 02:18:03.639 on what kind of mood I'm in the road a 2317 02:18:03.639 --> 02:18:07.600 lot of it. If I, uh, if I'm feeling pretty good, 2318 02:18:08.040 --> 02:18:11.639 nice and relaxed, I guess you could say I fucking 2319 02:18:11.639 --> 02:18:13.079 pull over and let him go around. I don't give 2320 02:18:13.079 --> 02:18:18.280 a shit, doesn't bother me any whatever. But if I am, 2321 02:18:18.719 --> 02:18:22.440 if I, if I'm feeling a little frisky, my favorite 2322 02:18:22.479 --> 02:18:25.360 thing to do is to fucking get next to the 2323 02:18:25.399 --> 02:18:29.200 car that's beside me, maybe not right next to him. 2324 02:18:29.239 --> 02:18:32.600 Over're neck and neck riding, you know, stacked like that, yeah, 2325 02:18:32.760 --> 02:18:36.159 more staggered, but box them into where they can't get 2326 02:18:36.200 --> 02:18:41.159 around intentionally, So that person now is on my ass 2327 02:18:41.200 --> 02:18:44.079 and he can't get around because the other car, you know, 2328 02:18:44.200 --> 02:18:46.280 and now and he just sit back there and I'll 2329 02:18:46.360 --> 02:18:49.559 let them just fume for a while, and I'm talking 2330 02:18:50.120 --> 02:18:52.600 a good ten to fifteen miles depends on where we're 2331 02:18:52.639 --> 02:18:54.360 going or whatever, and I just let him fucking ride 2332 02:18:54.399 --> 02:18:56.159 it out. That's what you get for being in a rush, 2333 02:18:56.200 --> 02:19:00.840 you dick, get off my ass. Eventually move over or 2334 02:19:00.840 --> 02:19:03.000 they'll get around somehow it works that passed me on 2335 02:19:03.040 --> 02:19:06.879 the shoulder or whatever. But yeah, I'm an asshole like it. Yeah, 2336 02:19:06.959 --> 02:19:11.000 I Ever since I've heard this example, I've kind of 2337 02:19:11.040 --> 02:19:14.280 just thought this way. When someone's tailgating me, and that 2338 02:19:14.440 --> 02:19:17.280 is hi, they must like pizza from the hunk if 2339 02:19:17.280 --> 02:19:21.159 you like pizza, right, Oh yeah, it's just you. Fuck you. You 2340 02:19:21.120 --> 02:19:23.639 don't get that real estate, and I'll give that up 2341 02:19:23.680 --> 02:19:27.719 for other things. But I hope whoever you're trying to 2342 02:19:27.719 --> 02:19:30.600 get to in a hurries okay, right, because it's I 2343 02:19:30.719 --> 02:19:33.520 just don't like people having that type of control over me. 2344 02:19:33.799 --> 02:19:36.040 And as you pointed out, some days I'm great at it, 2345 02:19:36.079 --> 02:19:38.639 a lot of days I'm not. But break checking I 2346 02:19:38.680 --> 02:19:40.399 will not fucking do because guess what I don't want 2347 02:19:40.440 --> 02:19:43.920 to do. Go to the fucking collision center. Nope, and 2348 02:19:43.959 --> 02:19:46.399 those things buy out of control quick. Oh god, you 2349 02:19:46.440 --> 02:19:48.280 think you're gonna be wise, I'm onna break check. And 2350 02:19:48.280 --> 02:19:50.319 well what happens when they do hit you, and then 2351 02:19:50.319 --> 02:19:53.600 you fucking spin around seven times in the middle of 2352 02:19:53.639 --> 02:19:56.360 the fucking highway, slam your car to the wall, and 2353 02:19:56.520 --> 02:20:00.639 you're now quadriplegic because you were like, you don't fucking 2354 02:20:00.719 --> 02:20:03.920 follow me. Yeah, yeah, fuck that. That is not something 2355 02:20:03.959 --> 02:20:06.360 I'm signing up for. I try really hard to not 2356 02:20:06.399 --> 02:20:08.959 get in recks. Yeah, ninja CAUs they're always good too, 2357 02:20:09.239 --> 02:20:11.319 ninja rocks. Yeah, if you know what those no, No, 2358 02:20:12.000 --> 02:20:14.200 I take a spark plug, all right, and then you 2359 02:20:14.319 --> 02:20:16.360 the porchlampard up it. You take a hammer and break 2360 02:20:16.399 --> 02:20:18.920 it up, the tiny little rocks and all it takes 2361 02:20:19.000 --> 02:20:21.200 is just the tiniest little bit you throw it at 2362 02:20:21.200 --> 02:20:27.079 the windshield, shatters the windshield. So you've heard, Yeah, so 2363 02:20:27.360 --> 02:20:30.959 I've heard. I can't imagine that's legally, okay, seeing videos 2364 02:20:31.079 --> 02:20:36.319 on the tiki docks, Yeah yeah, huh is break checking legal? 2365 02:20:36.360 --> 02:20:40.319 Like lindsay, And I'm just asking the question, like she said, up, 2366 02:20:40.399 --> 02:20:42.440 you hit me. But if they have a camera and 2367 02:20:42.479 --> 02:20:45.319 they show you break checked, I don't know if that counts. Yeah, 2368 02:20:45.319 --> 02:20:46.879 that's another thing because a lot of people do have 2369 02:20:47.000 --> 02:20:50.239 dash cams nowadays, right, So what can you get away? 2370 02:20:50.239 --> 02:20:52.639 You could get away with that twenty thirty years ago, right, 2371 02:20:52.680 --> 02:20:54.639 because there were no cameras a lot of he said, 2372 02:20:54.959 --> 02:20:58.559 she said, type of stuff. It's break checking. Well, some bitch, 2373 02:20:58.600 --> 02:21:02.200 see it's listening to us, right, Yes, break checking is 2374 02:21:02.239 --> 02:21:06.760 illegal in Oklahoma. While there is no specific traffic statute 2375 02:21:07.079 --> 02:21:11.040 that explicitly uses the term break checking, the act falls 2376 02:21:11.120 --> 02:21:15.680 under the state's prohibitions against reckless and aggressive driving. 2377 02:21:17.760 --> 02:21:18.840 What about tailgating? 2378 02:21:19.959 --> 02:21:23.000 Do you have a camera of them doing it? 2379 02:21:23.040 --> 02:21:25.520 Is it just your word? Because I got video proof 2380 02:21:25.559 --> 02:21:34.719 of you break checking. I mean I could probably hit 2381 02:21:34.760 --> 02:21:36.959 record on my camera. 2382 02:21:37.479 --> 02:21:40.840 While you're driving. Sure, but you didn't. You caused a 2383 02:21:40.879 --> 02:21:45.120 wreck if I had it, right, Yeah, but you don't. 2384 02:21:45.159 --> 02:21:49.239 I mean, is tailgating illegal versus the question of. 2385 02:21:49.200 --> 02:21:53.159 Course tailgating is illegal? Driving tailgating is strictly illegal in 2386 02:21:53.200 --> 02:21:58.479 Oklahoma under state traffic laws, where it's officially classified as 2387 02:21:58.520 --> 02:22:02.000 following too closely. If you really want to know which one, 2388 02:22:02.040 --> 02:22:07.000 it's Oklahoma Statutes Title forty seven, subsection eleven to three 2389 02:22:07.079 --> 02:22:10.000 ten eleven dash three ten. But there are many times 2390 02:22:10.000 --> 02:22:14.079 you think somebody is closer to you than they really are. Well, 2391 02:22:14.120 --> 02:22:16.600 it says right there on the mirror. Yeah, tis the 2392 02:22:16.600 --> 02:22:20.319 mirror closer to the shirt appear. I'm just saying that, like, 2393 02:22:20.959 --> 02:22:23.159 you may think they're too close, but they may be 2394 02:22:23.239 --> 02:22:25.959 following the three second rule. You don't know. That's what 2395 02:22:26.000 --> 02:22:28.520 I like about my t racks down there is this 2396 02:22:28.600 --> 02:22:32.159 got a little fucking gauge on on the display that 2397 02:22:32.239 --> 02:22:35.440 says how many seconds away you are from the person 2398 02:22:35.440 --> 02:22:38.239 ahead of you? Two seconds, I think it goes up 2399 02:22:38.239 --> 02:22:42.399 to like three, and after three it's fucking there's nothing there. Yeah. 2400 02:22:42.559 --> 02:22:44.239 Mine does a little flashing thing on the dash of 2401 02:22:44.319 --> 02:22:47.840 you too close. That's cool, Yeah, but to me, it's 2402 02:22:47.879 --> 02:22:49.959 just not worth all that smoke on the headache can 2403 02:22:50.000 --> 02:22:53.360 stress interaction with police, I try. I try really hard 2404 02:22:53.360 --> 02:22:56.520 to have no interactions with officers and short of friendly, 2405 02:22:56.760 --> 02:22:58.719 I don't want to be in any kind of motor 2406 02:22:58.799 --> 02:23:01.680 vehicle accidents. I've been enough of my time. But if 2407 02:23:01.680 --> 02:23:03.920 I did, and I was going to ask for one, 2408 02:23:04.280 --> 02:23:09.399 it would be with the Walmart truck. Yeah, da, I 2409 02:23:09.399 --> 02:23:12.360 didn't need a payday yeah once getting pregnant. 2410 02:23:12.719 --> 02:23:16.120 Yeah, and really, who's being the asshole? Because I just 2411 02:23:16.120 --> 02:23:18.840 set my cruise control and my car will won't even 2412 02:23:18.920 --> 02:23:24.079 let me. It would never let me tailgate, or because. 2413 02:23:23.879 --> 02:23:26.399 If you had a cruise control on. Yeah, yeah, but 2414 02:23:26.600 --> 02:23:27.600 if you had the cruise. 2415 02:23:27.360 --> 02:23:29.280 Control and I always set my cruise control on, I'm 2416 02:23:29.280 --> 02:23:30.079 on the highway anyway. 2417 02:23:31.239 --> 02:23:34.159 What about in town? No, No, I'm a cruise control 2418 02:23:34.239 --> 02:23:38.239 junkie me too all the time. Yeah, I not down Yelle, 2419 02:23:38.280 --> 02:23:41.520 but almost everywhere else. It's just easier, I think, so 2420 02:23:41.600 --> 02:23:43.719 more comfortable to take your feet up, relax a little bit. 2421 02:23:44.319 --> 02:23:46.879 All right, you guys, uh, thanks so much for listening 2422 02:23:46.920 --> 02:23:49.680 to us. And if you can leave us a talkback 2423 02:23:49.959 --> 02:23:52.799 on the talkback mic on the iHeartRadio app or save 2424 02:23:52.879 --> 02:23:55.000 us as your number one pre set on the app, 2425 02:23:54.719 --> 02:23:57.520 that makes a big deal to the bosses. 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