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Speaker 1: of the things I love about this show is the
Speaker 1: discovery of new things, like goldfish conventions. Wrong, that's a thing.
Speaker 1: Some people are shocked to find out that there is
Speaker 1: uh like rock conventions. Now, huh rock Like we got
Speaker 1: one coming up we can yeah, like no, like like
Speaker 1: minerals right right, like actual rocks, like gemologists, lall hall.
Speaker 1: Some beads are another one that is a convention that happens,
Speaker 1: and there are highly coveted beads you would trade. We
Speaker 1: all have our things that make life exciting for us.
Speaker 1: And I found another one. What you got that to
Speaker 1: me is disgusting. And I'm gonna peg GIMPI for thinking
Speaker 1: that he's gonna think this is fine. And that is
Speaker 1: rat conventions. Rat rat rat like big mind, not round
Speaker 1: and round rat like Chucky chuck e cheese. He's a
Speaker 1: mouse that's different, fair enough? No, not a ferret. A mouse. Uh.
Speaker 1: So they have this annual event called Ratapalooza. Please tell
Speaker 1: me there's a cooking class they call ratatui and they adopt.
Speaker 1: It's a thing to like adopt former lab rodents. O.
Speaker 4: Man, No, couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: Couldn't do it.
Speaker 4: No, it's gross.
Speaker 1: So once a mouse or a rat, you're like, no,
Speaker 1: you put your foot down. Huh.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, imagine the thing getting loose in the house. Plus
Speaker 6: we have a cat, so it wouldn't have a chance.
Speaker 1: Got some those animals can be friends. Oh yeah, you'd
Speaker 1: be surprised. I've never been a fan of pet mice
Speaker 1: or pet rats, to be honest with you, Of all
Speaker 1: the pets that I could possibly have, that's on the
Speaker 1: bottom of my list, Like, might not even make the list.
Speaker 1: If I'm just being real with you and like, are
Speaker 1: these you adopt former lab rats? Are they retarded or something?
Speaker 1: Is there something wrong with them? Do they come with
Speaker 1: like a bunch of makeup on? They got measles? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know, you know what I'm saying, Like they test
Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff on labrats. You imagine the size
Speaker 1: of the mascara get this one. It looks like Mimi
Speaker 1: from Drew Carey. Shoo uh Yeah, I don't they have
Speaker 1: They have services out there where you can like adopt
Speaker 1: like elderly dogs and stuff, And there's a lot of
Speaker 1: people out there that feel sorry for those animals and
Speaker 1: they'll take them in. And I'm like, no, No, nobody
Speaker 1: wants to adopt a teenager, you know, I mean, they
Speaker 1: all want the cute babies. Got to where I'm at.
Speaker 1: I didn't shock me. Everything you're saying does not shock me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think I'm good on the rat. I'd
Speaker 1: go check it out. I'd go to this rat convention
Speaker 1: just to see Ratapalooza, rat Paloza. I'd go check out
Speaker 1: rat a Palooza for sure, But I'll think i'd be
Speaker 1: walking home with anything. It's always those people are like,
Speaker 1: I'm just going to look.
Speaker 6: Right, and then they come home with a cage and
Speaker 6: three rats.
Speaker 1: So it is a part of adoption vent and part
Speaker 1: of rat fare. All rat theme stuff keychains, stick hair clips,
Speaker 1: cheese food. It doesn't say if there's rat food, not
Speaker 1: like rat food made of rats, doesn't say anything like that.
Speaker 1: Typically you go to you know, like a Cajun festival,
Speaker 1: you're eating Cajun foods. All the money that raise goes
Speaker 1: towards the organization Team Ratus, which is an organization to
Speaker 1: find homes for unwanted lab rats and mice. And they
Speaker 1: say they started in twenty sixteen and since then they
Speaker 1: have grown about ninety foster homes and worked with eleven
Speaker 1: labs and rescued more than eight thousand animals. And they
Speaker 1: say that if you want to be one of these
Speaker 1: people that wants to adopt, you have to have a
Speaker 1: roomy cage, which makes sense, and you have to be prepared.
Speaker 1: You got to show you can handle taking care of
Speaker 1: a rat. You dirty rat. That would be the only
Speaker 1: reason have a rat. Yeah, He'll be like you dirty rat,
Speaker 1: You have ra? Yeah, that would be the only reason.
Speaker 1: They obviously are against the myth that they are dirty
Speaker 1: or dangerous They say lab rats are healthy because they
Speaker 1: haven't been exposed to streets or infected with viruses or bacteria.
Speaker 1: Yet one veterinarian supports the effort, saying former lab animals
Speaker 1: deserve homes where families can give them a better life.
Speaker 1: They say people mock the idea because it's rats, not
Speaker 1: dogs or cats, but the rescue has been going for
Speaker 1: over ten years and continues to keep growing. Again. I
Speaker 1: started the segment with, Hey, everybody's got their thing that
Speaker 1: makes them them them happy. Right, Yeah, pet rats are
Speaker 1: legal in most of the US, but some city rules obviously,
Speaker 1: apartment rules, state laws, exotic laws. Say there's something called
Speaker 1: fancy rats. Fancy rats, a little top hat in a
Speaker 1: monocle helusia. Do you have some cheese? These are the
Speaker 1: ones that are already domesticated, okay, not ones that you
Speaker 1: get out of the sewer, the wild rats. I'm surprised
Speaker 1: that Starbucks hasn't sent these guys to cease and desist
Speaker 1: letter because their logo looks a lot like the Starbucks logo.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Okay, I'll send you the length of
Speaker 1: the website if you don't already have it, and you
Speaker 1: can judge for yourself. But I look at it, I'm like,
Speaker 1: that looks very familiar. Where oh the bucks? Okay, This
Speaker 1: says that rats are smarter and cleaner than people think.
Speaker 1: Domesticated rats are known for intelligence, personality, and social behavior, which,
Speaker 1: if I'm being honest, sounds like a description of a ferret. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that says they're very social and they need daily interaction
Speaker 1: much like fer Much like ferrets, they're not a throw
Speaker 1: food in the cage and ignore them pet. They need
Speaker 1: handling and rich chew toys, cleaning time outside the cage,
Speaker 1: and safe areas, which is what a ferret needs. Ferrets
Speaker 1: are in terms of pet world, FETs are ferrets are
Speaker 1: very needy? Yes they are. They are a lot cooler
Speaker 1: than rats, though they chew everything, wood, plastic, cords, clothing, cage.
Speaker 1: If they get loose in your room, you need to
Speaker 1: rat proof it like you toddler proof it. But for
Speaker 1: an animal with teeth, teeth that never stop. They say
Speaker 1: these are great pets for first kids, but only with
Speaker 1: adult supervision, because rats can be suitable for first pets
Speaker 1: for children, but kids need to make the parents need
Speaker 1: to make sure you're gonna be careful because they will bite. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and guess what they do really fast run reproduce. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: one adult rat can have twenty babies. Wow, that's fantastic
Speaker 1: if you've got a snake farm.
Speaker 4: I was just gonna say that.
Speaker 1: The health risk is manageable, but it is because they
Speaker 1: can get salamonilla and soul virus. And you gotta wash
Speaker 1: your hands just like any pet. You're supposed to wash
Speaker 1: your hands after handling any pet.
Speaker 6: And I suppose if you are someone that is allergic
Speaker 6: to cats or dogs, this might make sense for you.
Speaker 1: If you're allergic to cats and dogs, wouldn't you be
Speaker 1: allergic to almost any animal with fur. I think it's
Speaker 1: about the dander, So I don't know if it's across
Speaker 1: all fur animals, but you probably you might be right.
Speaker 1: I kind of go with the attitude of if you're
Speaker 1: allergic to pet, any pet, let's just call it what
Speaker 1: it is. You're not a pet person. You'll never be
Speaker 1: a pet person. There's no reason. I've never understood people like,
Speaker 1: I'm allergic to cats, but I want to I just
Speaker 1: I take medicine and just get a cat. So you
Speaker 1: just want to be miserable. Now you could be a
Speaker 1: different pet person. You just can't have ones with fur
Speaker 1: like cats and dogs. Be a snake person, a lizard person,
Speaker 1: or a hairless cat. Yeah, yeah, because everybody likes an
Speaker 1: uncircumcised penis. Right. That's one of those moments that exited
Speaker 1: my mouth and I went, huh, I can't take that
Speaker 1: one back. So I'm reading Dungeon Car or Crawler Carl,
Speaker 1: and in it, the cat talks, but he's still a cat.
Speaker 1: So even though the cat can talk like we can talk,
Speaker 1: he still does cat stuff and says things way out
Speaker 1: of line, and it's hilarious. States where rats are illegal Alaska,
Speaker 1: they don't have a full no rats ever state policy,
Speaker 1: but they're very restricted. Hawaii does allow for domesticated rats
Speaker 1: and mice, but they ban many exotic animals. Hawaii is
Speaker 1: a very strict pet policy for those that don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they become invasive, invasive whatever a lot basive, Yeah, invasive, right,
Speaker 1: they take over, So that makes sense. You want to
Speaker 1: keep your land beautiful, why not just ban it. I
Speaker 1: had a friend and they moved there and they took
Speaker 1: their dog, and the dog had to be in quarantine
Speaker 1: for like thirty or sixty days or some crazy amount. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so they would go and friend in Australia that
Speaker 1: just got her dog not well, like maybe a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago. Because of that, Oh, she moved there
Speaker 1: and it had to be quarantine. H huh. California allows
Speaker 1: rats rats as pets despite having strict They also have
Speaker 1: pretty strict exotic animal policies. And then Billings, Montana has
Speaker 1: a city code banning selling, harboring, raising, or giving away
Speaker 1: rats as pets, with the exception of reptile bird of
Speaker 1: prey feed. That's a city law, not a Montana law
Speaker 1: in good old Red Montana, Okay, but they are legal
Speaker 1: in most of America.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I know anybody that has rats. I'm sure
Speaker 1: someone's going to text in and tell us that they
Speaker 1: own rats. I knew one. I've known one person in
Speaker 1: my life that had a pet rat. His name was Gabe,
Speaker 1: and he had a naked mole rant. Now you want
Speaker 1: to talk about a pet that looks like an uncircumcised
Speaker 1: penis that one hit it right on the mark and
Speaker 1: it felt so weird. A rat. Good clarification to make sure, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you clean that up fast. Yeah, But I was like,
Speaker 1: we get it. You're not gay. That's kind of eat
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. It's just not for me.
Speaker 1: Not for me, somebody sex ins that. Believe it or not,
Speaker 1: Rats make some of the best pets, says rat owners, right, rats,
Speaker 1: To be honest, I've never heard anybody say, well, I
Speaker 1: used to have rats, but they were horrible pets, and
Speaker 1: I have heard that about other pets.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the time you hear people say I used
Speaker 1: to have rats. It was a pain in the ass
Speaker 1: to get rid of them, right, because they were invasive already,
Speaker 1: like they didn't want them as pets. Yeah, rats are
Speaker 1: actually so friendly and smart. I had some years ago.
Speaker 1: They even come when you call them. I used to
Speaker 1: raise pythons and would adopt rats for a dollar. The
Speaker 1: pets smart loved me because I adopted every rat they
Speaker 1: had come in. Yeah, because you fed them to your python.
Speaker 1: That feels like one of those things that I would
Speaker 1: love to get high and watch a rat eat a snake.
Speaker 1: I know that sounds horrible. You mean the snaky that
Speaker 1: sounds better. I mean I wouldn't mind watching a ratty
Speaker 1: a snake. That'd be try right. Talk about survival of
Speaker 1: the fittest there, Yeah, and it only works if the
Speaker 1: rat's white. I'm just being on like, right, you just
Speaker 1: got you need the color differential be able to tell
Speaker 1: what's what? Where does it end? Where does the rat
Speaker 1: end and the snake begin? And at the end does
Speaker 1: the snake with the tail go? H. I had a
Speaker 1: buddy of mine who he had a savannah monitor. It's
Speaker 1: a lizard, but it's a carnivorous lizard, and we'd have
Speaker 1: to feed it a mouse like once a month or whatever.
Speaker 1: And it was so cool as we take this little
Speaker 1: They weren't rats like the big ones that we're talking
Speaker 1: about here. They were just feeder mice. But I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be the size you palm of your hand or whatever
Speaker 1: and toss that sound bitch in the cage and he'd
Speaker 1: sit there and look at it for a little bit
Speaker 1: and then pounce. And you'd watch him sling that sound
Speaker 1: bitch back and forth and fashion it up against the
Speaker 1: the the aquarium wall means and violently. Yeah, and the
Speaker 1: halp down the hatch it goes. It was pretty awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My brother had piranhas for a while and he always
Speaker 1: threatened to tried to. He would grab my hand and
Speaker 1: act like he was gonna put it in there, but
Speaker 1: paranas don't eat that way. Yeah, it's just the movies
Speaker 1: that depicted that way. But I sure believe that's what
Speaker 1: was gonna happen, though others are dicks. Yeah, all right, takets,
Speaker 1: the five finger death punch, we'll give those away. Coming
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Speaker 6: Arn ordered from Amazon showed up with ashes already inside.
Speaker 6: It's happened in southern California, where a family got an
Speaker 6: unexpected and deeply unsettling delivery when they ordered an urn
Speaker 6: from Amazon to hold their grandfather's cremated remains. It arrived
Speaker 6: with what appeared to be someone else's ashes already inside.
Speaker 6: Their grandmother spotted the urned first and asked if it
Speaker 6: had been ordered pre filled. When the family contacted Amazon.
Speaker 6: The initial response was to offer them a nineteen ninety
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Speaker 6: get rid.
Speaker 4: Of the item.
Speaker 6: That appalled the family, so they reached out to ABC
Speaker 6: seven on your Side yep. Amazon then then apologized and
Speaker 6: said the urn had come through a third party seller
Speaker 6: and assigned a team to determine how to handle the
Speaker 6: remains with dignity. The family said they weren't interested in
Speaker 6: a refund. They wanted the remains returned to whoever was
Speaker 6: missing them. Amazon assured the family that the remains would
Speaker 6: be treated appropriately and said it would train employees and
Speaker 6: create a procedure to prevent future incidents.
Speaker 1: How do you know they were real romains? Right? It
Speaker 1: could have been anything you could have been. You know,
Speaker 1: it's regular old dust, dirt or whatever to show like, well,
Speaker 1: lois is what you could use it for. And Amazon
Speaker 1: just has an sop almost ai script for returns that
Speaker 1: everything you said is the almost the exact same thing
Speaker 1: that's happened to me when I've done a return. They
Speaker 1: just go, yeah, we'll return your money, get rid of
Speaker 1: it or don't, we don't care. Right, So there I
Speaker 1: get it, But there's no way Amazon knew there were
Speaker 1: real ashes in it.
Speaker 4: Until they told them.
Speaker 1: Right. Well, yeah, but there's probably a lot of things
Speaker 1: customers tell the company that aren't accurate, so that feels outlandish.
Speaker 6: But also when you do return items, they ask for
Speaker 6: a picture of your item and you submit the picture.
Speaker 4: Sure, like when it's damaged or whatever.
Speaker 1: Sure, but that doesn't mean but that doesn't guarantee that
Speaker 1: it arrived that way. Woman setting a sentence to fourteen
Speaker 1: years in prison for selling drugs and landmines like cowpies. No,
Speaker 1: uh nope, actual physical land minds, the bouncing betty kind.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, if you're familiar with call
Speaker 1: of duty and little sons of bitches, you run around
Speaker 1: the corner, you think you're fining cow, You're dead regardless.
Speaker 1: Comes out of Arizona, Tucson. Woman. Her name's Christina Gonzales,
Speaker 1: and apparently she recently on Monday, pled guilty to running
Speaker 1: a criminal enterprise that sold cocaine and methan phetamines and
Speaker 1: of course these bouncing betties that I had mentioned. She's
Speaker 1: convicted on charges including transportation for sale of a narcotic,
Speaker 1: attempted money laundering, and illegal conducting an enterprise When they
Speaker 1: searched her home. They also found fentanyl and more guns,
Speaker 1: so they went ahead and get locked her up and
Speaker 1: gave her fourteen and a half years in prison. Owning
Speaker 1: those are as illegal in America. You can't buy them,
Speaker 1: the bouncing bitties land mines in general here. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I wonder where she'd get them. Hmmm, Sameway, she
Speaker 1: got the fentanyl, But I feel like, you know, when
Speaker 1: in Rome, if you're dealing coke, that doesn't feel like
Speaker 1: a giant leap. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta protect your house somehow, right,
Speaker 1: and why not start on the outside by planting land mines.
Speaker 1: Family rescued by pet goats after tornado. Two pet goats
Speaker 1: are being held as heroes after they helped rescue a
Speaker 1: family in the aftermath of a massive tornado. On April
Speaker 1: twenty third, Adam Sloat and his family were trapped beneath
Speaker 1: the rubble of their Enid, Oklahoma home. A powerful E
Speaker 1: F four twister roared through, with winds ranging from one
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy miles per hour to two hundred miles
Speaker 1: per hour. As the storm strengthened, the man gathered his
Speaker 1: family and led them into the storm. Shelter where they
Speaker 1: stayed sheltered as the tornado ravaged their home. There was
Speaker 1: still enough of a phone signal of call nine one one,
Speaker 1: but there was no way for first responders to hear
Speaker 1: them beneath the tonnage of damage. However, their two goats,
Speaker 1: Percy and Penny, survived and led rescuers to the exact
Speaker 1: location where the families were eventually found. To which I say,
Speaker 1: how did the goats survive? Let's figure out what they
Speaker 1: knew and what they did?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right, This reminds me of a story that I saw
Speaker 1: on Facebook. But did you see where this woman in
Speaker 1: Claremore was arrested for trying to trade a baby goat?
Speaker 1: She was trying a Police near Claremore say a woman
Speaker 1: was arrested after allegedly attempting to trade a live baby
Speaker 1: goat in a gas station parking lot for multiple vape pens.
Speaker 1: Witnesses claimed the goat was wearing a tiny sweater. The
Speaker 1: goat since been relocated and is doing well. Did you
Speaker 1: see the mugshot? Yeah, she looks like the meth in
Speaker 1: phetamine kind. Oh she does. That's what I get from it.
Speaker 1: What's the giveaway? I don't see pox. You don't see
Speaker 1: that on the side of her face. I mean that
Speaker 1: looks like mud or you know, right or something when
Speaker 1: you're getting a tussle trying to try to go or
Speaker 1: you farm goats. She doesn't look like the goat farming time.
Speaker 1: She's got camo on. That means nothing. I thought Kimo
Speaker 1: was an automatic indicator of something like you must live
Speaker 1: in the country. Yeah, he must be a you know,
Speaker 1: a hunter, or she lives in the woods making her
Speaker 1: methin fetamines and needs to stay camouflaged. How many goat?
Speaker 1: How many vapes do you get for a baby goat?
Speaker 1: Is that a joke? Did I just to her? I
Speaker 1: get I'd give you two. I'd give you two vapes
Speaker 1: for that baby goat. Yeah, I don't know how much
Speaker 1: is one vape?
Speaker 4: They could run from ten to twenty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ten to twenty bucks. And she wanted how many
Speaker 1: for this baby goat? It didn't say it, just said
Speaker 1: she was trying to get as many as she could.
Speaker 1: And did they arrest the other person? There was another person? Well,
Speaker 1: you said that she tried to sell the She just
Speaker 1: being like God forsa hand, right, Yeah, I'll trade Hey man,
Speaker 1: I'll trade you this baby Goat for a couple of
Speaker 1: vape pins. That's just what I said, trade to trade
Speaker 1: for multiple vape pins. Yeah. I don't even know if
Speaker 1: this story is true. I've seen some things by this
Speaker 1: post person before and they turn out to not be accurate. Hey,
Speaker 1: if it's true, good for her for trying. I guess
Speaker 1: I don't know. Those two Goat stories in my life
Speaker 1: in the last couple of days. Yeah, uh, because there's
Speaker 1: another story where oh ah, yes, I'm remembering now, another
Speaker 1: story where a woman got arrested because she caused a
Speaker 1: fight over candles because it's the annual candlesale at Bed
Speaker 1: Bath and Beyond. Yeah, I think this is all parody.
Speaker 1: Very well could be. I think everything on this site
Speaker 1: is parody. Okay, yeah, here's the story the candle one.
Speaker 1: Then I found a woman near Broken Arrow was reportedly
Speaker 1: arrested after an argument over seasonal candles escalated inside Bath
Speaker 1: and Bodyworks. Witnesses claimed someone yelled they were literally buy three,
Speaker 1: get three. Yeah, that's obviously not a true story. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess that story got my goat. Don't feel bad,
Speaker 1: all right, We got to take a break and we'll
Speaker 1: be back. Good morning, Lindsay.
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Speaker 1: instrument is forty three thousand years old. Dead ass or
Speaker 1: fake news. The world's oldest known musical instrument is forty
Speaker 1: three thousand years old.
Speaker 4: Dead ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's like a stick and a stump. Deadass.
Speaker 1: A flute made from a vulture bone was found in Germany.
Speaker 1: Dead ass, dead ass, fake news. The world's fastest growing
Speaker 1: plant is bamboo. H I'll say, dead ass, use that
Speaker 1: or kut zoo uh? First of all f bamboo, dead ass.
Speaker 1: Some bamboo species can grow up to thirty five inches
Speaker 1: in a single day. If you do not plant bamboo
Speaker 1: unless you plan to never remove it, it is hard
Speaker 1: as hell to get removed. What if you plan on
Speaker 1: getting a pet panda, You're gonna have other problems, but
Speaker 1: so that won't be your biggest concern.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: But there's a house near mine and he's tried to
Speaker 1: get rid of it and every year he sets it
Speaker 1: on fire, like he tries, and it does not go away. Huh,
Speaker 1: it sucks. It must be related to cuts you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: dead ass are fake news. Drinking eight glasses of water
Speaker 1: a day is scientifically proven necessary dead ass for fake news,
Speaker 1: Drinking eight glasses of water a day is scientifically proven necessary.
Speaker 4: Of fake news.
Speaker 1: I don't know about the glasses parts, but like a
Speaker 1: certain amount is necessary to keep you well hydrated. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say dead ass fake news. This guideline has no
Speaker 1: scientific basis. Water needs vary by individual and include water
Speaker 1: from food. Your blood type determines your personality dead ass,
Speaker 1: fake news. Your blood type determines your personality fake news,
Speaker 1: deadass fake news. While popular in some cultures, there's no
Speaker 1: scientific scientific evidence linking blood type to personality traits unless
Speaker 1: you're redhead, dead ass or fake news. Your fingernails grow
Speaker 1: faster when you're pregnant. Dead ass are fake news. Your
Speaker 1: fingernails grow faster when you're pregnant.
Speaker 4: Dead ass.
Speaker 1: Sure, hormonal changes during pregnancy can accelerate nail growth. Dead ass,
Speaker 1: dead ass or fake news. Reading in dim light permanently
Speaker 1: damages your eyes. Dead ass are fake news. Reading in
Speaker 1: dim light permanently damages your eyes.
Speaker 4: Fake news, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can see how it could put an extra strain
Speaker 1: on them, but not permanently damage. I always think about
Speaker 1: we'd watch TV in the dark, and my mom would
Speaker 1: be like, turn on a light, it's it gonna hurt
Speaker 1: your eyes, or don't sit so close or eat care. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all that doesn't isn't true fake news. It may cause
Speaker 1: temporary eye strain and fatigue, but it doesn't cause permanent damage.
Speaker 1: Dead aster fake news. Butterflies can see colors that humans cannot.
Speaker 1: Dead ass are fake news. Butterflies can see colors that
Speaker 1: humans cannot Fake news. Uh, deadass, dead ass butterflies can
Speaker 1: see ultraviolet light that's invisible to human eyes. Dead asser
Speaker 1: fake news. Your taste buds live for about ten days.
Speaker 1: Dead ass are fake news. Your taste buds live for
Speaker 1: about ten days. Uh fake news. Dead ass taste buds
Speaker 1: taste buds cells regenerate every seven to ten days throughout
Speaker 1: your lifetime. Huh, dead ass for fake news. Your blood
Speaker 1: type determines your to that dead ass or fake news.
Speaker 1: A shark can blink, I bet you get that one.
Speaker 1: Dead ass for fake news. A shark can blink both
Speaker 1: eyes at the same time fake news. Uh, sure, dead
Speaker 1: I've never seen a shark blink, so yeah, dead ass.
Speaker 1: I was thinking the same thing then. I definitely haven't
Speaker 1: been able to see both sides at the same time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: dead ass. Sharks have nictitating membranes that allow both eyes
Speaker 1: to blink. Dead ass for fake news. Your brain generates
Speaker 1: enough electricity power to power a smartphone. Dead ass for
Speaker 1: fake news. Your brain generates enough electricity to power a smartphone. Sure,
Speaker 1: dead ass, that sounds legit to me. Fake news. The
Speaker 1: brain generates about twelve to twenty five watts, which could
Speaker 1: power an l D bulb, but not a smartphone. What
Speaker 1: if you're a smart person? Will that be the twenty
Speaker 1: five part? I think between the twelve and twenty five
Speaker 1: dead aswer fake news. The world's loudest animal is the
Speaker 1: blue whale. Dead aster, fake news. The world's loudest animal
Speaker 1: is the blue Whale's a nice lady. You never know
Speaker 1: because they're underwater, right, those things talking to water, don't they? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I speak well too, thanks, Dory dead as fake news
Speaker 1: fake news. The sperm whale is louder, producing clicks at
Speaker 1: two hundred and thirty decibels compared to blue whales at
Speaker 1: one hundred and eighty eight decibels. My kids had a
Speaker 1: dodgeball tournament yesterday for like, you know, the end of
Speaker 1: the school and I went to watch my watch was like, yo,
Speaker 1: it's loud, and that was ninety. Your watch set at
Speaker 1: old timer. No anything over the threshold which is ninety.
Speaker 1: It lets you know, like, hey, you're in a loud space.
Speaker 1: I don't know what do I care? I think that's interesting.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you your watch could do that. Well,
Speaker 1: it's an Apple products. They're superior soluh. I rarely do
Speaker 1: anything about it. I never go, oh, lord, I got
Speaker 1: a step away, got to move to a You gotta
Speaker 1: keep it down. It happens underwater a lot too, which
Speaker 1: I can dead ass for fake news. A group of
Speaker 1: vultures eating is called a wake. Sorry, a group of
Speaker 1: vultures eating. A group of vultures eating is called a wake,
Speaker 1: not a wake. A wake.
Speaker 4: I'll say dead ass.
Speaker 1: Sure sounds legit. Dead ass. When circling, they're called a kettle,
Speaker 1: but when they feed they're feeding, they're called uh wake.
Speaker 1: The world's smallest fish is smaller than a grain of rice.
Speaker 1: Dead ass for fake news. The world's smallest fish is
Speaker 1: smaller than a grain of rice.
Speaker 4: Fake news.
Speaker 1: Dead ass, It says the penis fish that swims up
Speaker 1: your pea hole. I don't know if it's that, but
Speaker 1: it's called the Paydo cypress fish. It's seven point nine
Speaker 1: millimeters or point three inches long. Dead ass or fake news.
Speaker 1: Your sense of smell is directly linked to memory. Dead
Speaker 1: ass or fake news. Your sense of smell is directly
Speaker 1: linked to memory.
Speaker 4: Dead ass yep.
Speaker 1: The dead assery bulb is directly connected to the hippocampus
Speaker 1: and the adala brain regions involved in memory and emotions.
Speaker 1: That makes sense because you don't just know what vanilla
Speaker 1: smells like. Someone has to tell you. You file that
Speaker 1: away and then you're like, oh, I know this smell right,
Speaker 1: or you smell certain things and it takes you back
Speaker 1: to some other point in time. Dead ass for fake news.
Speaker 1: The human brain is seventy five percent water. Dead ass
Speaker 1: are fake news. The brain is seventy five percent water.
Speaker 4: Fake news.
Speaker 1: Yeah maybe in some people, but not everybody. Dead ass.
Speaker 1: The brain has the consistency of soft tofu and is
Speaker 1: approximately seventy three to seventy five percent water. How funny
Speaker 1: would it be if tofu is brain? But we just
Speaker 1: think it's tofu because they're telling us, right, you be
Speaker 1: eating brains. That's a fun thing. Man. You don't know
Speaker 1: what you're getting into because they just tell you what
Speaker 1: it is like tofu. When you're in the matrix, they
Speaker 1: just reissue the update. You don't know, dead ass are
Speaker 1: fake news. Peanut butter can be converted into diamonds.
Speaker 4: Taking news.
Speaker 1: That might be the dumbest thing I've ever said in
Speaker 1: the air. Maybe if you're selling it by a diamond,
Speaker 1: dead ass for fake news. Peanut butter can be converted
Speaker 1: into diamonds fake news. Dead ass. Scientists have done this
Speaker 1: in labs by extracting carbon and applying extreme pressure.
Speaker 4: Is that why it's so expensive?
Speaker 1: Well, they're lab diamonds. So how much pressure you got
Speaker 1: to apply to a can of jiff in order to
Speaker 1: get a diamond out of it? You know? Our boss? Uh, here,
Speaker 1: squeeze this for me, would you tadass? Calm down, bosses,
Speaker 1: it's one of you, but not most of you. Oh,
Speaker 1: I love it as company. Dead ass or fake news.
Speaker 1: The word salary comes from the Latin word for salt.
Speaker 1: Dead ass for fake news. The word salary comes from
Speaker 1: the Latin word for salt.
Speaker 4: Fake news.
Speaker 1: Sure sounds dead ass to me. Dead ass. Roman soldiers
Speaker 1: were sometimes paid in salt, which was valuable for food preservation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: dead aster fake news. The human body glows in the
Speaker 1: dark visibly to other humans. Dead ass are fake news.
Speaker 1: The human body glows in the dark visibly to other humans.
Speaker 4: Fake news.
Speaker 1: Not like glow in the dark light? You're thinking, right?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Uh like something i'most say? I must say dead ass
Speaker 1: fake news. Humans emit by luminescence, but it's about a
Speaker 1: thousand times weaker than what our eyes can detect. So
Speaker 1: you do glow. We can't see it. We can't see it,
Speaker 1: So who can see it? That's the question of the day.
Speaker 1: Remember cocoon? Uh huh? Aliens they glowed? Yeah, dead ass
Speaker 1: for fake news. The world's largest snowfake dead ass for
Speaker 1: fake news. The world's largest snowflake was fifteen inches wide.
Speaker 1: Spoiler look in the air and the mirror, you bitches.
Speaker 4: Dead ass.
Speaker 1: Fifteen inches fifteen inches wide wide, Well, that's a big
Speaker 1: ass snowflake. But I guess it's just a matter of
Speaker 1: how much it stays up in the air right before
Speaker 1: it finally falls. Dead ass, dead ass. It was recorded
Speaker 1: in Montana in eighteen eighty seven and measured fifteen inches
Speaker 1: wide and eight inches thick, So it was a girthy
Speaker 1: one too. Yeah, damn hot, Yeah, I need some more
Speaker 1: info on that. How do they measure it before it melted? Well,
Speaker 1: they just out there with a black piece of construction paper, right,
Speaker 1: get it, get it from and then they got that, dude.
Speaker 1: Fifteen inches that's a man, that's a plate and eight
Speaker 1: inches thick. Yeah, eight inches three four facy hold on,
Speaker 1: that's about six but that's how eight inches? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that that's that's war and peace.
Speaker 4: It was an ice flake.
Speaker 1: This is why we have multiple yardsticks back right, that's
Speaker 1: not a snowflake. From from the point of my little
Speaker 1: hand here to where my good hand is, that's eight
Speaker 1: in too. Harry Potter books on top of each other, thick, thick,
Speaker 1: and then fifteen is right here. Yeah, so that big
Speaker 1: wide that's a platter. Damn, no way, damn it is Montana.
Speaker 1: I don't care. It's that that's a sheet of ice
Speaker 1: falling to the ground. This is It was Montana, and
Speaker 1: it was in the eighteen hundreds, right before a lot
Speaker 1: of the atmosphere bs we got going on. Now I
Speaker 1: could see it happening way back in. Uh h mmm,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I think I need some more info. Right, picture,
Speaker 1: it didn't happen. I just back then, the way they
Speaker 1: documented stuff wasn't incredibly accurate, right, And then you find
Speaker 1: out what the journal years later where it's in that
Speaker 1: I'd be like eight inches, and then the story just
Speaker 1: keeps keeps going right, right. Apparently this was happened in
Speaker 1: the sighting happened in Fort Keyo, Montana. A rancher there
Speaker 1: reportedly described the snowflake and the clim a claim that
Speaker 1: made it into the Guinness Book of World Records. However,
Speaker 1: that the record comes with some healthy skepticism from scientists.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, you don't say, well, what do they know,
Speaker 1: They're just scientists. At that size, what was observed and
Speaker 1: was almost certainly a snowflake aggregate many individual snowplipfs clumped
Speaker 1: together rather than a single snowflake. Okay, so it was
Speaker 1: a super flake. Yeah, true. Individual snow crystals are typically
Speaker 1: only a few millimeters across. The eighteen eighty seven report
Speaker 1: was also a visual estimate by a rancher, not a
Speaker 1: scientific measurement. I'm calling no, okay, right, you can't. You
Speaker 1: can determine visually as it's coming down. Yeah, through a blizzard. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's like going, oh my gosh, this this dog has
Speaker 1: chasing me and it was huge, Hello sand Lot, right right, yeah, No,
Speaker 1: dead aster fake news. The human eye can see ultraviolet light.
Speaker 1: You've been paying attention. You should know this. Dead aster
Speaker 1: fake news. The human eye can see ultraviolet light fake news.
Speaker 1: Not us, but butterflies can. That's right. The lens of
Speaker 1: the human eye filters out U V light, though some
Speaker 1: people who've had lenses surgery can see it because you've
Speaker 1: got a different manufactured lens. If you could get a
Speaker 1: lens to see like ultraviolet light or other things, would you,
Speaker 1: I know, what would be the benefit of seeing like
Speaker 1: ultraviolet or infrared lights? I think you'd be surprised how
Speaker 1: much is out there. Right, there's clearly a reason why
Speaker 1: we can't see it, though, or not supposed to. We're
Speaker 1: not supposed to exactly. Uh well, I mean maybe I'll
Speaker 1: just as it's the thin veil on the matrix right there,
Speaker 1: if you can see the ultraviolet lights, you can see
Speaker 1: what the matrix is really about. Right. But the idea
Speaker 1: of like uh like think of every intersection that has
Speaker 1: ultraviolet light. The amount like you would be able to
Speaker 1: see is everywhere. And maybe back in the day, like
Speaker 1: when let's get rid of the tails in the ultra violight,
Speaker 1: they're not going to meet either one of those. Right.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the guy on TikTok that does like
Speaker 1: he's mocking as if he were creating humans, and he
Speaker 1: was like, tell you what, Let's give him four teeth
Speaker 1: that have no purpose and they have to surgically have
Speaker 1: them removed. Oh oh, and let's give them an organ
Speaker 1: that at any moment could burst and kill them. So
Speaker 1: funny when you think about that stuff. All Right, we
Speaker 1: got to take a break. We'll be the game because
Speaker 1: we had tickets to give away. Five Finger Death Punch
Speaker 1: is gonna be over at the Walmart Amphitheater on Friday,
Speaker 1: October twelfth. Cody Jeefs is gonna join the matt It
Speaker 1: should be a good show walmartamp dot com. And it's Tuesday,
Speaker 1: so the game is sing sing Kurt record is well.
Speaker 1: I am leading this one with seven, Lindsay has five
Speaker 1: and Corbin you were mounted up right behind her with four.
Speaker 1: Last week's winner, that would be me. So you got
Speaker 1: to pick between Lindsey and Corbyn. Eight three three four
Speaker 1: six oh kmod eight three three four six, oh KMOD,
Speaker 1: Call up, decide who's going to be your clue giver.
Speaker 1: Whoever gets the most right is gonna win those tickets
Speaker 1: to see five Finger Death Punch on Friday, October twelfth
Speaker 1: at the Walmart Amphitheater. Eight three three four six oh
Speaker 1: K m O D eight three three four six oh KMOD.
Speaker 1: Let's go the phones. Good morning, you're on the air.
Speaker 1: What is your name? Justin? How are you today? Hey?
Speaker 4: I'm doing pretty good.
Speaker 1: Head and to work about yourself, bud, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: just live in the dream. Who would you like to
Speaker 1: give clues? Lindsay or Corbyn? Let's do Lindsey, Justin. Sixty
Speaker 1: seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the first clue.
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Third?
Speaker 4: Okay, Justin? I got sunshine.
Speaker 6: On a cloudy day when it's cold outside. I got
Speaker 6: the month of me. Also the title of a movie.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: The movie starred mcaulay culkin and he died.
Speaker 1: Okay, Concluser's reeling perfect? Was he like, oh this is
Speaker 1: harder than I thought. That's what she said.
Speaker 4: You must have.
Speaker 1: Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name, David?
Speaker 1: How are you today?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Good David? Are you committed to playing this game? Sure? Good,
Speaker 1: so you won't hang up? All right? Good? Who would
Speaker 1: you like to have? Clues? Lindsay or Corbyn?
Speaker 7: How about you?
Speaker 1: Nice? Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after
Speaker 1: the first clue. Are you ready this rock man? Let's
Speaker 1: do it? Here we go. This is the King of Rock. Nope,
Speaker 1: oh all right, this is the the when you get
Speaker 1: rolled on a video like someone goes, you know, click
Speaker 1: on this. But it's an eighty song of a singer. Yes,
Speaker 1: but what's the song they were gonna give you it? Yep,
Speaker 1: there you go. Uh this is the uh the soul
Speaker 1: singer and she spells this word about how she should
Speaker 1: be treated R S P E C T. Yes. Yes, Uh.
Speaker 1: This is a dance or E D M song about
Speaker 1: a toy. They would be Kin's female friend. Uh who
Speaker 1: kN the doll? His girlfriend is Barbie. Yes, and the
Speaker 1: song the opposite of boy Girl. There you go nice?
Speaker 1: All right? Three is what we got and that might
Speaker 1: be good enough. Hang on the line, buddy, okay, all
Speaker 1: right man, good morning, you're on the air. What is
Speaker 1: your name? A j How are you today? Good man?
Speaker 1: We're having a really hard time hearing you to play
Speaker 1: the game. We've got to be able to hear you clearly. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: just a second. Sure, Uh it still sounds pretty rough. Brother,
Speaker 1: Is that better? Is that better?
Speaker 4: Lindsay?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Sixty seconds are on the clock.
Speaker 1: Timer starts after the first clue.
Speaker 4: All right, think of Axel slash band say it again. Yes,
Speaker 4: the song is what is it doing outside right now? Rainy?
Speaker 4: Uh huh? And the yes uh huh.
Speaker 6: If you're not a winner, you are a Luther. Yes,
Speaker 6: And this is a song with jazz and the opposite.
Speaker 4: Of black.
Speaker 1: Jack White, uh huh and his.
Speaker 6: Band the song the number the number after six.
Speaker 4: Yes, this is a song about the crazy.
Speaker 6: Life inside upside down. It was an American ivoy. Yes,
Speaker 6: nothing you can do This song was It's very old
Speaker 6: and it was from sister actor.
Speaker 1: Check the scoreboard. Man, you got it. Man, congratulations a chap.
Speaker 1: You're getting the tickets to see five Finger Death Punch Brother,
Speaker 1: good job, he is the greatest, and just everybody a
Speaker 1: spot of screaming on my names. Yeah, she's the end.
Speaker 4: Listen.
Speaker 1: Sorry, David, you did not win. Man disputed, Queen, you
Speaker 1: ain't seen nothing. I think a little try brothers lyrical.
Speaker 1: She started the game with the right one, so there's
Speaker 1: no issue issue there, and she got the one right
Speaker 1: at the end, so she did a good job.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 6: Uh yeah, and he got his last one on the
Speaker 6: buzzer for you.
Speaker 1: I want to call shenanigans though on one of hers
Speaker 1: what didn't matter because you did mess up and ended
Speaker 1: up having to pass on one. Yeah, I said, uh,
Speaker 1: it was Johas Rock and I said rock, yeah, which
Speaker 1: I think I do every time when I play that.
Speaker 1: When once she translated living Levita Loca into English terms,
Speaker 1: that's against the rules. Yeah. Two, you started to seeing
Speaker 1: the chorus of that, which is another one against the rules.
Speaker 1: And then on that that last one right before the buzzer,
Speaker 1: you did the same thing with what with the chorus.
Speaker 4: With nothing you can do?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think there is a chorus for my guy.
Speaker 1: I'm going to find out. I mean my girl. No.
Speaker 4: No, that was the first song for the guy that
Speaker 4: hung up very well.
Speaker 1: The chances you get my guy mine, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. Yeah. Uh and actually I didn't know
Speaker 1: until just now there were two songs that all right
Speaker 1: the record Now, well, I guess that moves Lindsay to six,
Speaker 1: but keeps me in the lead with seven. It keeps
Speaker 1: you with foe. The Big Med Morning Show returns. All right,
Speaker 1: let's go ahead and see what Gimpi has in his
Speaker 1: four x four. Well cool, But it says here that
Speaker 1: medtales employees to work from home on layoff day is
Speaker 1: because there's this new policy when you're firing somebody, we
Speaker 1: can't do it to your face, right all too, because
Speaker 1: some of you all go quote unquote postal right, you
Speaker 1: can't punch me through a computer screen. Right, So now
Speaker 1: they send everybody home and they're like, just work from home.
Speaker 1: And then they're like, hey, we need you in HR
Speaker 1: on a call in ten minutes. And you're like, gee,
Speaker 1: uh huh, you just gotta watch out because you can
Speaker 1: still male anthrax. Yeah, And they won't tell you Bob's
Speaker 1: gone from accounting, right right, med it's telling it's North
Speaker 1: American employees to work from home. On Wednesday, the day
Speaker 1: plans to lay off ten percent of its workforce. Affected
Speaker 1: employees will be notified that morning. Oh god, Some seven
Speaker 1: thousand employees will be shifted into new roles at the company.
Speaker 1: The job cuts come as the social media and take
Speaker 1: the giant and incorporate more AI into its operations. So
Speaker 1: you're not gonna know it. So you log in that
Speaker 1: day and you don't log it. Oh god, yeah, dang, yeah.
Speaker 1: I always think this. I'll show up, is my key
Speaker 1: five works? Okay? Nice? Right, because they'll just I think
Speaker 1: they'll just shut it off. You would like to think
Speaker 1: that maybe the key would work, but you can't get
Speaker 1: into your computer. I think that's the ultimate test. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know anyha what else we got here? White
Speaker 1: House announces fund to compensate those targeted but the Biden administration.
Speaker 1: The Justice Department has announced a one point eight billion
Speaker 1: billion dollar fund to compensate those they say we're targets
Speaker 1: from the Biden administration. The anti weaponization fund comes just
Speaker 1: after President Trump dropped his lawsuit against the irs that
Speaker 1: demanded at least ten billion dollars connected with the search
Speaker 1: of his home in Palm Beach. The DOJ said they
Speaker 1: created a systematic process to hear and redress claims of
Speaker 1: others who suffered weaponization and lawfare. Okay, federal PELL grants
Speaker 1: are available for short term career and tech programs. Short
Speaker 1: term career and technical education programs are now eligible for
Speaker 1: federal PELL grants. Education officials say it's part of the
Speaker 1: new rule and the Workforce PEL Grant program. States will
Speaker 1: determine which high demand fields will qualify for funding and
Speaker 1: students can apply beginning on July first, and then lastly here,
Speaker 1: Oklahoma drivers could soon hit the road with a new
Speaker 1: Route sixty six plate license plate not commemorative like your
Speaker 1: grandma collects. Introduced by House Bill thirty one forty seven
Speaker 1: in February by State Representative Derek from Catoosa. The commemorative
Speaker 1: license plate design will was approved unanimously. Now Oklahoma drivers
Speaker 1: can now sport the Mother Road even more with this plate.
Speaker 1: A portion of sales of each plate will go towards
Speaker 1: the Oklahoma Route sixty six Association. The license plate is
Speaker 1: black with a knee on Route sixty six shield in
Speaker 1: the center with white letter ring. One hundred prepaid signups
Speaker 1: are needed before the plates can interer production. And if
Speaker 1: you're interested in getting a Route sixty six license plate,
Speaker 1: you can do so by filing filling out an order
Speaker 1: form and mailing it to Service, Oklahoma with your check.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn. Rock the bank. Just
Speaker 4: got your first keyword. If you missed it, that's okay.
Speaker 6: You still have twelve more chances throughout the day to
Speaker 6: win one thousand dollars. And when you hear the keyword,
Speaker 6: enter it online at kmod dot com to rock the
Speaker 6: bank and win one thousand dollars. Maybe use that money
Speaker 6: for all the expenses you'll have if you're throwing a
Speaker 6: graduation party, or use it to give your graduate to
Speaker 6: send them off to school. Either way, thousand bucks could
Speaker 6: be yours. Twelve more chances throughout the day to rock
Speaker 6: the bank.
Speaker 1: Good luck, good morning can be well, Good morning, Corbin.
Speaker 1: So two weeks from the Saturday is June sixth, and
Speaker 1: on that day, Funny Mangary Own is going to be
Speaker 1: at the River Spirit Casina play at the Cove. You
Speaker 1: want to go for free, We'll just click on a
Speaker 1: contest tab right there on the free iHeartRadio app. All right,
Speaker 1: listen to emails. You can always email us show at
Speaker 1: kmod dot com. Show at KMOD we read an email
Speaker 1: on the air, and then you guys get to give advice.
Speaker 1: This email says, I was chatting with my mom on
Speaker 1: Mother's Day and she slid it slip that she's not
Speaker 1: leaving the same amount to each of us in her will.
Speaker 1: I texted my brothers and they are frustrated. There are
Speaker 1: four of us and apparently we're not all getting the
Speaker 1: same thing, and nobody knows the exact numbers, but everybody
Speaker 1: has an opinion and the group chat has been very entertaining.
Speaker 1: The worst part is I get it like one of
Speaker 1: my siblings has never held a job, dropped out twice,
Speaker 1: and my mom bailed them out more times than I
Speaker 1: can count, So maybe that factors in. Another part of
Speaker 1: me feels like whatever she decides, it's gonna leave a
Speaker 1: mark forever, even after she's gone. She's still alive and healthy,
Speaker 1: by the way, which makes this whole thing ridiculous. Would
Speaker 1: interview be bothered by this? Listen to email from a
Speaker 1: guy who's uh Almo assume it's a guy. Mother is
Speaker 1: informed him that they're not getting the same amount in
Speaker 1: the will, and the others are not happy. Some kids
Speaker 1: are like that. Some kids are like, you know, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get paid when grandpa dies, right. Yeah.
Speaker 6: So I'm an only child, which I've always kind of hated.
Speaker 4: I always wanted a sibling going up for you. But
Speaker 4: now when it.
Speaker 6: Comes to things like this, it's like, oh, thank god,
Speaker 6: I'm an only child.
Speaker 4: You don't think about that when you want a sibling.
Speaker 6: My husband has a sister, and his parents always were
Speaker 6: fans of keeping everything the same, Like they always kept
Speaker 6: it equal. Even at Christmas. It was like if she
Speaker 6: had three presents, he had three presents, and if you
Speaker 6: know she spent this amount of money on him, she
Speaker 6: spent this amount of money on his sister.
Speaker 1: Do you do that at Christmas for your kids? It
Speaker 1: even try to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we try to.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I And that's because that's that's my
Speaker 6: husband's deal, Like he wants to do.
Speaker 1: That, he wants it to be even. Yeah. As far
Speaker 1: as people losing their minds when someone dies, I'll never
Speaker 1: forget when my grandma died, grandparents died and on my
Speaker 1: dad's side, and we went. They wanted their ashes sprinkled
Speaker 1: at their farm, their location, right, So we all go.
Speaker 1: We're there, I see an aunt and uncle I haven't
Speaker 1: seen in like twice. I think my whole life right, right,
Speaker 1: and I think I'm twenty two. And we're standing there
Speaker 1: in the prominent part of the farm saying some sprinkling ashes.
Speaker 1: And we start sprinkling the ashes, and that aunt and
Speaker 1: uncle that I had seen only two other times walk away,
Speaker 1: go into the house and start taking stuff out of
Speaker 1: the house, just cleaning it out, taking what they want, yeap.
Speaker 1: And I remember being like, what is happening?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like my dad trying to figure out if
Speaker 1: he should throw a big scene, is there anything he
Speaker 1: even really wants or does he go in and just
Speaker 1: get what he wants. It was. It was a mess.
Speaker 1: It was a mess. And I think I've said this before.
Speaker 1: When people die, man, people lose their minds. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: now let's throw some money into the mix. They gonna
Speaker 1: make it even worse. Yeah, that's fun. I have witnessed
Speaker 1: that in many different ways. This text, Wow, mom, is
Speaker 1: the og troll payback for being the little hellions? Uh?
Speaker 1: Your mom sounds like a cheating whore. Well maybe cheating death.
Speaker 1: So far, what's worse not getting equal amounts to all
Speaker 1: the kids or finding out the money is going to
Speaker 1: some person you've never met, or to you know, the dog, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: or to her alma mater.
Speaker 6: Right, I would say, going to someone you probably have
Speaker 6: never met, or to the alma mater, or.
Speaker 4: Save the the rats, right, ratapalooza.
Speaker 1: This happened to me when my dad died, the oldest
Speaker 1: brother got a lake house. At first, I was pissed.
Speaker 1: As time went on, I just accepted. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: their money, nothing you can really do, right, But again,
Speaker 1: I mean, like you said, people people go crazy when
Speaker 1: people die, right, And I guess see they be like, man,
Speaker 1: I wanted the lake house. But there's a lot of
Speaker 1: responsibility that goes into something like that. You know, maybe
Speaker 1: your parents were saving you on that, having to pay
Speaker 1: the taxes and the upkeep and da da da da,
Speaker 1: you know, and you get it. You're like, whoo, who
Speaker 1: have you talked to your brother been like? He might
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, that's a giant pain of the dog
Speaker 1: to take care of, right, why don't we share it? Also,
Speaker 1: maybe one time you were like I don't I really
Speaker 1: like going to the lake, right, And they just remembered
Speaker 1: that pretty simple solution, pick up a Louisville slugger and
Speaker 1: thin out the herd. Poor Louisville slugger man getting known
Speaker 1: as the weapon. Yeah, we're a baseball bat, poor Louisville slugger.
Speaker 1: I mean come on now, I mean that's great. That's
Speaker 1: great marketing right there. Not only is it great for kids,
Speaker 1: it's great for everyone. I don't know if Mark Louisville
Speaker 1: Slugger wants to be known as the device to thin
Speaker 1: out the herd, right, I could be wrong. H what's
Speaker 1: her name and number? I'll talk to her shirt. It
Speaker 1: looks like we're having a fifth name. Yeah. Uh, I
Speaker 1: know that. When we did ourist like our state, and
Speaker 1: we put it together, we had to have that money
Speaker 1: discussion on what that looked like. And what's fascinating is
Speaker 1: you can take as much time as you want, right,
Speaker 1: there's no pressure. Boy. You do got to get to
Speaker 1: an ant like if you want to finish the documents,
Speaker 1: you've got to write some stuff down, right, And it's
Speaker 1: a really bizarre moment to sit there and talk about
Speaker 1: that stuff. How much does each person get. How much
Speaker 1: percentage do they get? Yeah, and you know, how do
Speaker 1: you get to they only deserve twenty percent?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Reasonable answer. It's her money and she can do what
Speaker 1: she wants with it, and you can't control how your
Speaker 1: siblings react. Clear answer. It's her money and she can
Speaker 1: do what she wants with it. But when she's dead,
Speaker 1: you all get to find out who her favorite was.
Speaker 1: But y'all probably already knew who it was anyway, that asshole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Can you imagine thinking you weren't the favorite,
Speaker 1: and then you get like a big payday, right, and
Speaker 1: feeling like you have achieved validation. Maybe you weren't ever
Speaker 1: the favorite, and that's why you got the big payday
Speaker 1: because well you know, I pretty much just counted you
Speaker 1: your entire life.
Speaker 6: So here you go, right, Like she felt really bad,
Speaker 6: like you were a mess up because of the way
Speaker 6: I treated you.
Speaker 8: It was guilt money, right, Well, you're successful.
Speaker 1: They need the help.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh god.
Speaker 1: I'm an only child. As a kid, I wanted a sibling,
Speaker 1: but my teen years I understood being an only child
Speaker 1: was going to be way easier for me. When I
Speaker 1: became an adult and my parents got old, it sucks
Speaker 1: knowing when parents die it all falls to me. Dad
Speaker 1: already dead, so one is taken care of. But I
Speaker 1: also don't have any siblings to argue with over what
Speaker 1: will happen when mom dies and what happens when what
Speaker 1: she leaves behind it's all mine. Trash and treasures. Yeah,
Speaker 1: trash and treasures, right, the idea of having one like
Speaker 1: and not worrying about that As an interesting thing. I
Speaker 1: can't wrap my head around watching my grandfather be on
Speaker 1: life support and everybody trying to decide what to do,
Speaker 1: and you know, them doing Spider Man, everybody pointing to
Speaker 1: each other. Well, I thought you had it figured out.
Speaker 1: I thought you were doing it right. No, you decide, No,
Speaker 1: you decide, and me being like seventeen, going, how about
Speaker 1: I decide? Right, I'll do it? What am I doing?
Speaker 1: You're gonna pull the plug? Oh? All these grown ass
Speaker 1: people watching them debate something so serious in terms of
Speaker 1: who's making the decision, Yeah, I guess because they didn't
Speaker 1: want it on them, right. That's a lot of pressure,
Speaker 1: I guess, So I can see how somebody wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to do with all that, right. I think it's interesting
Speaker 1: too when you get deemed the person like you know,
Speaker 1: knighted that you'll be the person making that decision, and
Speaker 1: you're like, ah, now you have to be like like,
Speaker 1: if that got pushed onto me, I would definitely want
Speaker 1: to consult my brother. I would be like, what do
Speaker 1: we want to do here? And then when other people
Speaker 1: start putting their name in the mix or their opinion,
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, no, I get it. Everybody gets a
Speaker 1: almost just for everybody gets a freaking choice. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: gets to chupe it up. You can have your input
Speaker 1: to just know that I am the one that rules.
Speaker 1: She chose me, So I'll keep that in mind when
Speaker 1: you guys come to me and start pleading your case, right,
Speaker 1: I'll meet with you separately in the grieving room. Right,
Speaker 1: So tell me why you should get nana's inheritance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have five older sisters. I'm the only son. Don't
Speaker 1: even want to deal with all that smoke I do find,
Speaker 1: so if my sisters want to fight like a bunch
Speaker 1: of hens, I will gladly remove myself from the situation. Also,
Speaker 1: Louisville Slugger is the tiny Herding two hundred. Remember Tony
Speaker 1: Harding and hit a Nancy her bodyguard ye, her boyfriend. Yes,
Speaker 1: retractable baton. Oh it was a baton? Yeah? What if
Speaker 1: it's all just debt that's left behind. That's the other
Speaker 1: thing too, is people are like I want this, I
Speaker 1: want that, and like, great, where are you when there's
Speaker 1: where there's payment due? Right, you still want your percentage.
Speaker 1: I wasn't the favorite when it was me and my brother.
Speaker 1: Now he passed, I'm still not the favorite. That does happen,
Speaker 1: right when, like the other one, you don't just get
Speaker 1: to move up in the ranks, that one actually becomes
Speaker 1: more of the favorite because they're gone. Yeah, but like
Speaker 1: I think it should be like a promotion, right, No,
Speaker 1: but it's not because now they're enshrined and rightfully so,
Speaker 1: I'm not dogging on that. But you're like, oh, finally
Speaker 1: I get to sit at that spot on the table, Nope,
Speaker 1: we leave that open in case he comes back. You
Speaker 1: never know. Finally I get his room, No you don't.
Speaker 1: They leave it like that forever and understandably. I finally
Speaker 1: get to move upstairs. Nope, damn it, we're gonna leave
Speaker 1: Josh's room. The exact same listener email from someone who
Speaker 1: says they were talking with their MoMA Mother's Day, and
Speaker 1: she let it slip that she's not leaving the same
Speaker 1: amount to each of us in her will. Texted my brothers.
Speaker 1: They're frustrated. There are four of us and apparently we're
Speaker 1: not all getting the same thing. Nobody knows the exact numbers,
Speaker 1: and the group chat has been entertaining. Worst part is
Speaker 1: I get it like one of my siblings has never
Speaker 1: held a job, dropped out twice. My mom bailed the
Speaker 1: amount more times than I can count, so maybe that factors.
Speaker 1: And but another part of me feels like whatever she decides,
Speaker 1: it's gonna leave a mark on this family even after
Speaker 1: she's gone. She's still alive and healthy, by the way,
Speaker 1: which makes this whole thing even more crazy. Would inview
Speaker 1: be bothered by this?
Speaker 6: I think deep down you'd probably be a little bothered
Speaker 6: by it and curious.
Speaker 4: But maybe maybe she's just messing with.
Speaker 6: You, you know, maybe she's not really being honest, and
Speaker 6: she's just messing with you guys to see what your
Speaker 6: thoughts are and who it is gonna bother the most.
Speaker 6: It could just be her playing a little trick, playing
Speaker 6: a game like why even worry about it? If she's
Speaker 6: healthy and you know, no sight of death, and you
Speaker 6: know in sight anytime soon, don't even worry about it.
Speaker 6: At least you're gonna be getting left with something. You know,
Speaker 6: Look at the bright side, She's leaving you something, and
Speaker 6: chances are if she has bailed your brother out so
Speaker 6: many times, she's probably gonna be leaving him with the
Speaker 6: most because she favors him.
Speaker 1: Gimpy, Uh what it bother me, not at all? And
Speaker 1: I think personally that everybody in this family's being a
Speaker 1: bunch of ungrateful bitches. You are lucky that she's even
Speaker 1: leaving you anything. So you're gonna sit here and bitch
Speaker 1: and complain about get them much you? He'll come down
Speaker 1: game more ninety and bring and bringing you, ungrateful son
Speaker 1: of a bitch. Shut up. You're lucky you got something.
Speaker 1: So what you should do is pipe down, keep your
Speaker 1: mouth shut, enjoy the time while your mother is still here,
Speaker 1: and stop bitching about what you may or may not
Speaker 1: get when she leaves this earth, because in the end,
Speaker 1: that like there is not gonna be what's important. And
Speaker 1: if that is what's important to you, the amount that
Speaker 1: you get after your mama passes, shame on you. Shame
Speaker 1: for shame. Uh yeah, I'm don't care. I think if
Speaker 1: that's the thing you focus in on, then you're not
Speaker 1: gonna enjoy what's left. And furthermore, Susan and I don't
Speaker 1: know why people don't approach this. What do you think
Speaker 1: is gonna happen? What do you mean by that? Are
Speaker 1: you gonna complain and lobby why you should get more?
Speaker 1: Do you think that's gonna go? Well, do you think
Speaker 1: she's gonna go? You know what, You're right, you do
Speaker 1: and deserve Michael's part. No, it never works out that way.
Speaker 1: It is what it is. You think this is litigation, No,
Speaker 1: this is settled law. It's already been established. And again
Speaker 1: for me, it hardly matters. In the end. They're still
Speaker 1: gonna die. And like I said before, with the debt,
Speaker 1: are you gonna be there for the debt? You're gonna
Speaker 1: be there for the percentage of the debt that has
Speaker 1: to be picked up? I'm gonna guess not. No, everybody's
Speaker 1: gonna be like a new phone, who dish? All right,
Speaker 1: we got to take a break. You can always email
Speaker 1: a show at kmody dot com. Sex says, I'm thirty
Speaker 1: eight years old and I have a teenage grandchild, and
Speaker 1: if you just did the math, yes I had a
Speaker 1: kid young, and yes my kid had their kid young,
Speaker 1: and here we are. I love my grandchild, but I'm
Speaker 1: starting to think they only come over to rob me.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about anything crazy, but little things keep
Speaker 1: disappearing after their visits. Cash, I left on the counter
Speaker 1: a bluetooth speaker, some stuff from the bathroom. Every time
Speaker 1: I bring it up to my kid, I get the
Speaker 1: run round like I'm the problem for even noticing. The
Speaker 1: thing that gets me is I would have done anything
Speaker 1: for somebody to have my back at that age, and
Speaker 1: now I feel like I'm being played by a teenager
Speaker 1: who knows I feel guilty enough to not say anything
Speaker 1: because I do feel guilty, like maybe if we hadn't
Speaker 1: all had kids so young, things might be different for
Speaker 1: all of us. What point should I stop being feeling
Speaker 1: guilty and for letting somebody what? At what point does
Speaker 1: the guilt gonna stop as a reason to let somebody
Speaker 1: to take from you, even if that somebody's your grandkid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think they want to know if
Speaker 1: they should feel guilty about it, because they're questioning if
Speaker 1: that their grandchild is stealing from them? Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm trying. Don't think.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think I've ever heard anybody
Speaker 1: steal from me, But no, I put it in a
Speaker 1: different bucket when I was going through my divorce with
Speaker 1: my practice wife, and it wasn't stealing. I mean, she
Speaker 1: just thought it was hers. And I understand that some
Speaker 1: of you might go, well, that's stealing. Well, and divorces
Speaker 1: are crazy man, right right when you're married you go
Speaker 1: shoe everything udil this time is split and it's like nah,
Speaker 1: mine bitch, right right, or wanting to do it nefariously,
Speaker 1: you know, to cause some some resentment. Did you guys
Speaker 1: ever steal from your grandparents? Uh? Grandparents? No parents, grandparents, family,
Speaker 1: I guess we could say so. My grandfather on my
Speaker 1: mom's side was six five sixty six two seventy five.
Speaker 1: He if you know how basements are poured. He owned
Speaker 1: a concrete form fitting business and he would carry the forms.
Speaker 1: I mean he was a massive man, and terrified of
Speaker 1: him because he was so like he wasn't Andrea the
Speaker 1: giant big, but growing up he was Andrea the giant big, right.
Speaker 1: And then my grandparents on my dad's side, they had
Speaker 1: a farm and my grandmother would make us go pull
Speaker 1: weeping willow branches. Yeah, and that's how you got in trouble.
Speaker 1: And she stood all four foot one, so you got
Speaker 1: your your ass whooped no matter what. Yeah, And so
Speaker 1: I was always terrified to my grandparents. My parents, however,
Speaker 1: that's a different story. M hm.
Speaker 6: I used to play dress up with my grandmother's high
Speaker 6: heel shoes, and she used to have a purse that
Speaker 6: matched almost every pair and inside and her purses for
Speaker 6: the most part, were empty, except she would keep mints
Speaker 6: in inner purse. So when I would dress up, I
Speaker 6: would eat the mints that were in her purses. But so,
Speaker 6: I mean, if that was stealing her.
Speaker 1: You and I have different definitions of stealing. Yeah, gimpie,
Speaker 1: I totally did. Yeah, my grandpa on my mom's side,
Speaker 1: because they're doing normal dudes. Ud. He'd he'd get off
Speaker 1: of work for Marshall Durban and uh, you know, change
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, take a shot or whatever. And I
Speaker 1: discovered he left his billfold on the dryer. Swiped twenty
Speaker 1: bucks from him one time and got away with that one.
Speaker 1: The thing is I got greedy on the second time,
Speaker 1: and then that's when I got caught. And then I
Speaker 1: had to write this apology letter to my grandpa that
Speaker 1: then got posted up on the refrigerator. All the family
Speaker 1: and anybody came by to see. And the fun thing
Speaker 1: is is, like I write it out, dadda. I was
Speaker 1: in fifth grade at the time, So you write like
Speaker 1: a fifth grader would, right, do you forgive me chuck
Speaker 1: yours renew.
Speaker 6: A?
Speaker 1: Right? These look like bees right right right? And Mom
Speaker 1: was like, ha, that's not that's not good enough. Do
Speaker 1: it again, all right, ha, not good enough, Do it again,
Speaker 1: And had to write it like three or four times
Speaker 1: before it's like, finally all right, and just the guilt
Speaker 1: and shame that went with that. I never touched anything
Speaker 1: from their house ever again, my mom. They had a
Speaker 1: quarter jar where my dad wudout quarters and arcade. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I never let that thing get over half. They had
Speaker 1: to have known. Yeah, yeah, my grandparents had a mad
Speaker 1: money thing. It's the same basic thing, a little different
Speaker 1: tubes that they've dropped their quarters And that's what if.
Speaker 1: That's when it all started. That's when it all started.
Speaker 1: Teks came in, your grandchild is stealing from you and
Speaker 1: you feel guilty. No, that's not okay. Another one. So
Speaker 1: they're on drugs and you're allowing it to happen, is
Speaker 1: indirectly enabling them? Showing tough love and situations like this?
Speaker 1: Is this our critical I say that from experience on
Speaker 1: both ends of the spectrum. Did it say in the
Speaker 1: email that they were on drugs? No? No, they just
Speaker 1: said that they had kids early. It's an assumption. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I took money from my parents. I wasn't on drugs.
Speaker 1: Oh was I not? Until way later? Okay? What's her
Speaker 1: name and number? I'll talk to her sixty percent of
Speaker 1: the time. This answer works every time. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know if it works in this in this scenario. Well,
Speaker 1: and I'm curious to what they're stealing A bluetooth speaker? Okay,
Speaker 1: are they stealing pills? What are they stealing out of
Speaker 1: your bathroom? Right? And wants potpoury?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 1: Right? What are they stealing? And are they taking money?
Speaker 1: And if you're talking with your kid and they're just
Speaker 1: pushing back on you, that's also concerning. And I didn't
Speaker 1: mention anywhere in the the email if they had talked
Speaker 1: to the grandchild directly. Did they No? I didn't think,
Speaker 1: so they just talked to the kid. It says, get
Speaker 1: real or fake cameras and put them up in rooms,
Speaker 1: just say the place is haunted. If they asked, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could do that. But you could also just say
Speaker 1: I think someone's stealing from me. Yeah, I'm saying they don't.
Speaker 1: You're not accusing them, right, You're just saying someone's doing it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And this person's thirty eight, so it's not like you know, oh,
Speaker 1: grandpa's got dementia. You know what I mean, grandpa's being forgetful.
Speaker 1: He thought he had, you know, had half a bottle
Speaker 1: of whiskey when he sat and drank it all or
Speaker 1: what you see what I'm saying. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: how this kid, if he's thirty, he must have had
Speaker 1: that wrong, because I don't know how you're thirty eight
Speaker 1: and have a kid that's a teenager, a kid who
Speaker 1: had a kid, and their kid is a teenager. The
Speaker 1: math eighte masing. Well, I mean, if you are eighteen
Speaker 1: when you have your child, and then that child would
Speaker 1: be twenty at this particular point in time in their life, right,
Speaker 1: but their child who is twenty right now, had a
Speaker 1: kid when they were thirteen, the math of maths up
Speaker 1: a little bit, and then the kid would have to
Speaker 1: grow to be a teenager. All right, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're not getting the whole story on
Speaker 1: what's happening here. You're probably right, are you someone who
Speaker 1: notices when someone's missing from your house? Lindsay yeah, oh yeah?
Speaker 6: Or if it's usually because it's broken, someone broke it
Speaker 6: and didn't want to tell them.
Speaker 1: And what do you? What do you? How did you
Speaker 1: handle it?
Speaker 4: I question? Until someone had fesses up?
Speaker 1: What happens when nobody messes up?
Speaker 4: Oh, I've that has yet to happen.
Speaker 1: Okay, enforcer, tell us what the big secret is?
Speaker 6: H They just fess up because they know that the uh,
Speaker 6: the punishment is always less if you tell the truth.
Speaker 6: So like the last time that something went missing, it
Speaker 6: was a musical cardinal that sat on an end table
Speaker 6: and it's sat there for a few years, and it
Speaker 6: wasn't there one day and I asked what happened and
Speaker 6: one of the twins said that they threw it away
Speaker 6: because it fell down and broke. And I said, well,
Speaker 6: how did it fall down? And he said he was
Speaker 6: rough housing with the dog and the dog into the
Speaker 6: table and it fell and broke, and.
Speaker 4: I said, well, wasn't it fixable? And he didn't think so,
Speaker 4: so he threw it away.
Speaker 1: Listener email from somebody who says that they think their
Speaker 1: teenage grandchild is stealing from them. He says, I love
Speaker 1: my grandchild, but I'm starting to think they only come
Speaker 1: over to rob me. I'm not talking about anything crazy,
Speaker 1: but little things keep disappearing after their visits. Cash I
Speaker 1: left on the counter, bluetooth speaker, stuff from the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Every time I bring it up, my kid gives me
Speaker 1: the run around like I'm the problem for even noticing.
Speaker 1: Would you guys feel guilty about this happening to your grandkid? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you think, lindsay?
Speaker 4: I think that No, I wouldn't feel guilty. You're spot on.
Speaker 6: Your grandchild is definitely stealing. If you're noticing these things
Speaker 6: are disappearing every time they come over, and your own
Speaker 6: child has a problem with it, then they're the problem too.
Speaker 6: They're enabling their own child to steal from their grandparent,
Speaker 6: which is also wrong, And it does sound like they're
Speaker 6: stealing for possibly drugs, especially if they're taking from your
Speaker 6: medicine cabinet. Yeah, you call them both out or tell
Speaker 6: them to stop coming over.
Speaker 1: Gimbie what I feel?
Speaker 6: Go?
Speaker 1: I don't think you should feel guilty because you are.
Speaker 1: You feel like your grand child is stealing from you.
Speaker 1: That's kids, do that, Believe it or not. None of
Speaker 1: them are angels, not Ne're damn one of them. So
Speaker 1: how do you fix that? Well, that's simple. Nanny cams, man,
Speaker 1: nanny cams are fantastic. Get you that little teddy bear.
Speaker 1: Put it up on the shelf, throw a you don't
Speaker 1: want to make it like an obvious amount, right, like
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars or whatever, maybe a couple plenties, you know,
Speaker 1: and then put it in a place where the camera
Speaker 1: would catch it. Hell, even a trail cam would be
Speaker 1: all right, but regardless, I mean, you can catch them
Speaker 1: that way, and then you'd be like, hey, all right,
Speaker 1: I see here, Tommy, that you're stealing from me. I
Speaker 1: should use a different name besides my own grandchild. All right, Lance,
Speaker 1: I see here that you're stealing from me, son of
Speaker 1: a bitch. We're not gonna have this anymore or else
Speaker 1: you can't come over, you know, and have a talk
Speaker 1: with them and go from there. But uh, they're little people.
Speaker 1: They're they're gonna do what they what they want to do. Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know why people have boundaries, but inside their
Speaker 1: family they don't let those boundaries exist. If a coworker
Speaker 1: was stealing from you, how would you handle it? W woo?
Speaker 1: Possessed in the parking lot? Okay, if that's how you
Speaker 1: would handle it, lance take it outside? Yeah, if that's
Speaker 1: if that's how you handle it, kind of sounds absurd
Speaker 1: when we put a kid, when we put your grandchild
Speaker 1: in there, huh right, you want to steal like a
Speaker 1: man about Yes, if that's what you believe. Right. But
Speaker 1: if that is the way you believe, whether I agree
Speaker 1: with it or not, and you they step out into
Speaker 1: the driveway and you tell them to put him put
Speaker 1: him a then guess what's going to feel real in
Speaker 1: that moment for them. Yeah. I'm not saying that boundary
Speaker 1: is healthy. I'm just saying, if that's your boundary, why
Speaker 1: are you keeping it with them and also putting up cameras? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could do all that, but why you know, right,
Speaker 1: why do you you think the evidence is going to sway?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, though you do all this extra work
Speaker 1: when you know the answer. Yeah, it's not worth doing
Speaker 1: all that. It's not gonna get better. You're not going
Speaker 1: to make You're not gonna get this like they're gonna go.
Speaker 1: You're right right, I won't ever do it again. That's
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Speaker 1: think you gotta show this is what happens in the
Speaker 1: real world. This is just me. I'm not afraid to
Speaker 1: call the police and my family. You steal from me,
Speaker 1: you're stealing from me. You don't get a pass because
Speaker 1: we you know, we grew up in the same house
Speaker 1: and sat at the same dinner table. That's called enabling.
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Speaker 1: I eight thirty three four six ol kmod eight through
Speaker 1: three four six ol kmod can text being a mess
Speaker 1: and whatever your question is to get to know the
Speaker 1: show better. Lendsie and I were talking earlier. We were
Speaker 1: talking about you all think we have really compelling conversations
Speaker 1: off air. We were talking about soup, Oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: Lindsay was like, I don't eat soup in the summer,
Speaker 1: to which I know I did the same thing, to
Speaker 1: which I have two questions. One when does summer start,
Speaker 1: because it seems like summer starts different for everybody. Some
Speaker 1: do it when school gets out, Some do it when
Speaker 1: it's the official first day of summer. Some do it June,
Speaker 1: some do it Memorial. When does summer start for you?
Speaker 6: For me, it's when the temperature goes above eighty degrees.
Speaker 1: So like in February, it was it was summer for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I felt like it anyway can be.
Speaker 1: I think it's usually around a Memorial Day. Memorial Day, when
Speaker 1: the pools open up, you know, and the lakes are
Speaker 1: ready to go. I kind of like June, like June first,
Speaker 1: good solid, I don't have to go which one's Memorial
Speaker 1: Day this week? What are we? It's this Monday? So yeah,
Speaker 1: like June first, witness summer in for you?
Speaker 4: Oh when school rows back?
Speaker 1: So you changed the rule completely. Yeah, you have nothing
Speaker 1: to do with the temperature on when it ends, well.
Speaker 4: Because when school's back in session, it's.
Speaker 6: Like it just things start getting busy again, so it's
Speaker 6: like fun time's over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, GIMPI when the temperature drops and you gotta like
Speaker 1: start wearing a hoodie outside it's October. Yeah, I go
Speaker 1: August first. Okay, summer's over at that point. Now is
Speaker 1: that I mean? Is that because of school? Much like
Speaker 1: Lindsay said, you know, fun times are over. Time is
Speaker 1: to get back to school, because like that makes sense
Speaker 1: for you guys with kids who are still in school.
Speaker 1: I go with football. Okay, okay, I guess that makes sense,
Speaker 1: football being a fall winter sport. But it hit me
Speaker 1: this morning. It's different for everybody. Everybody start to summer
Speaker 1: and into summer are at different times. Yeah. Yeah, Now
Speaker 1: let's go back to the soup thing. You'll eat a
Speaker 1: goddamn baked potato in the middle of summer, but you
Speaker 1: won't eat a.
Speaker 4: Soup, That's what he said. And I will eat it.
Speaker 6: I just usually don't really make soups in the summertime.
Speaker 1: But you'll get the oven. Going to have a baked
Speaker 1: potato for sure? Yeah, no, I get it. You want
Speaker 1: to keep that house cool except for a baked potato.
Speaker 1: They get to cook for a frickin' hour.
Speaker 6: And it's not that I don't, it's just I don't
Speaker 6: think to make soup in the summertime.
Speaker 4: I'm not craving it.
Speaker 6: I mean today, I might I might think to make
Speaker 6: a soup because this feels like soup.
Speaker 4: Weather is rainy and nasty.
Speaker 1: All. Yeah, But to tell the truth, Gimpy, does your
Speaker 1: cheap cigarettes theory extend to the sky dancers you can
Speaker 1: get for twenty five dollars a carton out of in
Speaker 1: Miama one hundred percent? Twenty five dollars for a card
Speaker 1: of cigarettes? Yeah, those are cheat so those are definitely forced.
Speaker 1: Those who know Gimpy's cheap cigarette theory is there's always
Speaker 1: a version of the product that gets not wasted because
Speaker 1: it falls off or misses the product and then gets
Speaker 1: sold at a cheaper rate. Rocklaholma, what is your opinion
Speaker 1: for the twenty year lineup? Week? Okay, we're awesome? And
Speaker 1: who would you add if you could add one band?
Speaker 4: Lindsay, I think it's fine. I don't know who I
Speaker 4: would add? Well, actually, yeah, since we've got Paris Jackson
Speaker 4: in there, why not add Miley Cyrus?
Speaker 1: Oh god, alright, more rock than Paris Jackson. Yeah yeah, Uh, Gimpy,
Speaker 1: I think this year's pretty solid. If I could, if
Speaker 1: I could add any band to the Rockaholma bill right now,
Speaker 1: it would be like a tool or a Metallica right,
Speaker 1: knowing that that's just is never gonna happen because they're
Speaker 1: but loving expensive. You could go with a cheaper route.
Speaker 1: And we did have this guy on the bill one
Speaker 1: year and then they pulled him, and that's Wheeler Walker Junior.
Speaker 1: I think that'd have been a perfect fit. I don't
Speaker 1: think they should have pulled him. Oh couldry Did you
Speaker 1: ever actually listen to the music? Okay, come on now,
Speaker 1: I think that. I think it's fine because people always
Speaker 1: do this. They get hung up on the lineup and
Speaker 1: Orokahoma is about the bands, but it's also about the
Speaker 1: culture that's created around the music. There's so much more
Speaker 1: that happens in the camps and in the crowd and all.
Speaker 1: To me it is a three tiered beast. And to
Speaker 1: get hung up on the lineup, I think you're focused
Speaker 1: on the wrong thing. The people and the adventure is
Speaker 1: what is awesome about Rockahoma, and the bands are a
Speaker 1: fun part of that too. What would I add? I
Speaker 1: think it would have been awesome see Foo Fighters on
Speaker 1: the bill. I think it would have been awesome to
Speaker 1: put a CDC on the bill. I think it would
Speaker 1: have been awesome to put my Chemical Romances touring, and
Speaker 1: I know that may not land for everybody, but they
Speaker 1: have a ton of hits that you probably know. Uh
Speaker 1: So I think there could have been a couple more
Speaker 1: additions in there, But again it doesn't matter. Ghost would
Speaker 1: have been a good one. Young Blood would have been
Speaker 1: a good one to put on there. But listen, I
Speaker 1: am confident the folks at Oklahoma don't go No, We're
Speaker 1: not going to get them. They may be good or
Speaker 1: maybe better, we're not going to get them. No, they
Speaker 1: get the best they can with what's available to them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can dump one part of your job off one
Speaker 1: of your co hosts. What are you dumping and who
Speaker 1: is getting dumped on? If you could dump one part
Speaker 1: of your job on your one of your co hosts,
Speaker 1: what are you dumping and who is getting dumped on?
Speaker 4: Does it have to be part of this job?
Speaker 6: Can it be the stuff that I do outside of
Speaker 6: this job?
Speaker 1: Well, I think this is your job, I know, but
Speaker 1: like I know, you're in my.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Pass Gimpy dumping all social media on Lindsay. I heard
Speaker 1: that Gramace. I would dump because I go to more
Speaker 1: meetings than them. I would dump all the meetings on Gimpy,
Speaker 1: but then I would put us on the radar the
Speaker 1: wrong way. You got this guy in here in these meetings.
Speaker 1: He ain't paying no damn attention. Why is he swearing?
Speaker 1: Why is his camera sideways? And he's smoking a cigarette
Speaker 1: in his garage? Y'all are lucky. I got paan on
Speaker 1: when we do those meetings. I'm just saying, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know. We don't see you from what.
Speaker 1: You think I do, But I like give you his
Speaker 1: answer social media. Lendsy can do all the social media
Speaker 1: and we're gonna dump it on lendsay. So there you go.
Speaker 1: Best concert each of you have been to, not counting
Speaker 1: Oklahoma or festivals mm hmm aw fun.
Speaker 6: Not including o Oklahoma. Man, that's tough because most of
Speaker 6: it has all been like jazz fests.
Speaker 1: So a lot of jazz.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I have.
Speaker 1: You can say.
Speaker 4: Past yeah, no, I've already passed.
Speaker 1: I know, but this is a lot, Gimbi. I'm going
Speaker 1: to say the best one would probably be remember when
Speaker 1: Gonsimac did their Little Vibes tour out at the hard
Speaker 1: Rock This is a couple of years ago or whatever,
Speaker 1: and we had him and we talked to him when
Speaker 1: we talked to Sully about his fancy water bottle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hearing that part. And that was such a cool intimate
Speaker 1: setup with my favorite band in the whole wide world, right,
Speaker 1: and they were right there, they played all the hits.
Speaker 1: It was just it was an experience that that I
Speaker 1: got at that show that I've never experienced at any
Speaker 1: other show before. The only other one that could kind
Speaker 1: of match it is when Theory of a Dead Man
Speaker 1: was at the Atolsa Theater, saying a couple of years
Speaker 1: ago or whatever. But that was an awesome set up
Speaker 1: as well. They had the whole stage set up like
Speaker 1: your mom's basement or whatever, couches and just cool stuff
Speaker 1: and they really kicked ass. But I really really enjoyed
Speaker 1: that Good Smack Vibes tour. I have two. I mean
Speaker 1: I could pick a lot of them, but I have two.
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift Tour was amazing, not this past one. This
Speaker 1: was ten years ago that it was a great entertaining show, NonStop.
Speaker 1: And then tool when they played down Town at the
Speaker 1: Convention Center and the stage was white, everything was white.
Speaker 1: It was so bright and I got to sit front row. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I forgot about the tool concert. That is kind of
Speaker 1: the reason whland here right now, met midget and made
Speaker 1: out with midget, and Midget got me in the radio.
Speaker 1: I forget about that one. If your spouse has kept
Speaker 1: a big secret from you for twenty years and you
Speaker 1: finally find out about it, do you stay with them
Speaker 1: or do you believe a lie of a mission.
Speaker 4: Is still a lie? Clinton, I stay with them twenty years.
Speaker 4: Does it affect me now?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 4: Yeah, who cares?
Speaker 1: Okay, GIMPI I think it really hinges on how big
Speaker 1: the secret is. Honestly, that you have a second family
Speaker 1: in North Dakota and that's why you're gone. You have
Speaker 1: a gambling problem, Okay, yeah, those are pretty big deals. Right.
Speaker 1: If it's you've been sneaking hot dogs for the past
Speaker 1: you know, actual hot dogs for the past twenty years,
Speaker 1: that's not a big deal. So it really just hinges
Speaker 1: on what the big secret is. I mean, I agree
Speaker 1: one hundred percent, But with both of you guys, I
Speaker 1: actually just got into this situation and the lie omitting
Speaker 1: a live of a mission is still a lie. That's
Speaker 1: that's not entirely true. If I know, if I'm telling
Speaker 1: you part of the story and deliberately leave something out
Speaker 1: that could be damaging. That is a lot that now
Speaker 1: you're emitting a purpose, right, But I was talking, we
Speaker 1: were talking to somebody and I was sharing a job
Speaker 1: I had, and my wife looks over me and she's like,
Speaker 1: you've never told me you did that, And we've been
Speaker 1: together fifteen sixteen years and that wasn't a lia mission.
Speaker 1: I just I'm sorry I didn't go through my resume
Speaker 1: of all the things that I've done in my whole
Speaker 1: life before I met you, and she wasn't mad. But
Speaker 1: like that does happen occasionally. I don't remember what I
Speaker 1: tell people what I don't.
Speaker 4: And maybe it wasn't that important to you or that
Speaker 4: big of.
Speaker 1: A well, hold on, don't. I don't love that either.
Speaker 1: Just because it's not important to you that you cheated
Speaker 1: does not mean it wouldn't be important to me, you
Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. So that is a pat People
Speaker 1: try to use that as a pass, which no, I
Speaker 1: didn't think it was a big deal. Just accuse huh. Yeah, Hey,
Speaker 1: I kissed my sister. I forgot I ever told you,
Speaker 1: So now you think it was a big deal, right,
Speaker 1: I don't have a sister, so you can get that
Speaker 1: audio all you want. Give me what's your favorite disc
Speaker 1: golf course around town or in Oklahoma? I have played
Speaker 1: all of them in town and quite a few here
Speaker 1: in Oklahoma. I'm going to say the Lodge at Taylor
Speaker 1: Ranch in Ahasca probably has to be my favorite. There's
Speaker 1: two of them out there. One of them's got a
Speaker 1: legit island course where you have to shoot onto an
Speaker 1: actual island in the middle of a pond and you
Speaker 1: have to cross the bridge to get there and you're
Speaker 1: gonna lose your disc most of the time. And the
Speaker 1: other ones in the woods deep deep, So yeah, going
Speaker 1: with the Lodge. Sorry, did you guys ever go to
Speaker 1: Readers and try the rainbow nut butter? You buy chocolate
Speaker 1: or other flavors? They brought us some, actually, and we
Speaker 1: tried all those and they they slap? Is that still word?
Speaker 4: Are the kids still using slap?
Speaker 1: Yes? My hip friends?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Have the non owassolans of the show come to try
Speaker 1: Taco Casa yet? Beats the brakes off any ff Mexican
Speaker 1: in the Metro.
Speaker 4: I haven't tried it yet.
Speaker 1: I don't need to travel to your crap ass town
Speaker 1: because I got one A broken arrow so have you
Speaker 1: tried suck it? No, h it's awesome. Who would win
Speaker 1: a deviled egg eating contest? How many do you think
Speaker 1: you could eat?
Speaker 4: So it depends on who made the deviled eggs? Now
Speaker 4: my recipe. I'll eat a dozen of them.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, really.
Speaker 4: Because they're damn good.
Speaker 6: But if you're talking about like store bought, pre made
Speaker 6: deviled eggs.
Speaker 1: No, do they sell pre eggs thing? I've ever seen these,
Speaker 1: but I haven't either.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can get them pre made more.
Speaker 6: I think research has them.
Speaker 1: In the deli.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, so yeah, it just depends on who's making them.
Speaker 4: And if they're made with too much mustard, Nope, can't
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 1: I like a good mustard double egg.
Speaker 6: It's just gotta have a hint, just hints, spikes brown, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Pileuice, gimpy. I really don't give a damn whose deviled
Speaker 1: eggs they are. I'm eating them. I'll even try your
Speaker 1: terrible store bought ones. But I like double days because
Speaker 1: everybody makes them differently, right, and I could easily much
Speaker 1: like lindsay, I've never sat down and like counted how
Speaker 1: many I can eat, but get a good ten amend
Speaker 1: me I'll eat two. I don't need that title in
Speaker 1: my life. Go ahead, you guys can fight it out
Speaker 1: over the Deviled Egg champion. I guess we will. I
Speaker 1: know what we're doing on Thursday. Then how about this?
Speaker 1: This is a fantastic text that just came for. To
Speaker 1: tell the truth, my wife with thirty three years passed
Speaker 1: away three weeks ago. The day after her death, she
Speaker 1: got a text from a guy. After digging into her
Speaker 1: phone and laptop, I found out they'd been having an
Speaker 1: online affair for fifteen years. How do I handle that
Speaker 1: along with her passing?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 4: Wow? First, I'm sorry for your loss.
Speaker 6: Second, I'm sorry for what you found out. But luckily
Speaker 6: it was just an online affair, not an in person thing.
Speaker 1: So far, sounds like the investigation is still fresh.
Speaker 6: Right, yeah, I mean you just forget about it.
Speaker 4: It meant nothing, It meant zero. If it did mean anything,
Speaker 4: she would have left you.
Speaker 1: Uh GIMPI maybe maybe she would have left. I was
Speaker 1: quite so cute. You know that sucks. Is losing somebody sucks,
Speaker 1: especially losing your wife up thirty three years. But you
Speaker 1: found out that for half, just under half of that
Speaker 1: time she was she was talking to some other person
Speaker 1: in ways that she'd never talked to you. That hurts.
Speaker 1: That hurts, maybe talking to him differently, right, Well, I
Speaker 1: mean it's an online affair, yeah, but she could have
Speaker 1: said the same things sexually or to him true talking
Speaker 1: to somebody other than you. Yeah, and if for me,
Speaker 1: for me, I would have just said, well, good riddance,
Speaker 1: good riddance to bad rubbish. I don't think there's a
Speaker 1: wrong answer here. I would personally, I probably have a
Speaker 1: unique approach to it. You only know the cat's dead
Speaker 1: now because you opened the box. This was already happening,
Speaker 1: and it is a part of her life and who
Speaker 1: she was. And you have a choice. Do you let
Speaker 1: this be a thing to negate all your history because
Speaker 1: it's over already, or do you potentially reach out to
Speaker 1: the person and tell them and find out more what
Speaker 1: caused it, What was happening? Did you ever have sexual
Speaker 1: relationship with that woman? Did you ever meet up? What
Speaker 1: was going on? I understand how painful that could be,
Speaker 1: but only it's only painful if you take it personally.
Speaker 1: It's over. Yeah, it's over, So to be mad only
Speaker 1: takes up more real estate in your head and will
Speaker 1: make you more crazy. That is literally taking a secret
Speaker 1: to your grave. Did she die surprisingly right like Dina
Speaker 1: car accident, have a heard attack like something out of nowhere,
Speaker 1: hang yourself over a clothes rack?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there must have been something that caused her
Speaker 2: for that need, and I would personally be curious to
Speaker 2: what it was and why did she need that journey.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'd be able to do it
Speaker 1: right away.
Speaker 6: This text an online affair for fifteen years and the
Speaker 6: guy didn't know she passed.
Speaker 4: That doesn't sound like it was too serious.
Speaker 1: Again, if it was just because you have an online
Speaker 1: relationship for fifteen years, doesn't mean you're checking in every
Speaker 1: day and texting tru dad. So if they did it
Speaker 1: on Sundays, are only when he worked an extra shift
Speaker 1: at what you know what I mean, then that isn't
Speaker 1: that crazy. It's not like for fifteen years that means
Speaker 1: they were in contact every day NonStop, right, But they
Speaker 1: could have been or yeah, we just don't know, That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Would you rather not know and just
Speaker 1: be mad or know and maybe go wow, maybe I
Speaker 1: could have done more as a partner for her wall
Speaker 1: Either which way, you're still dwelling on it. You're still
Speaker 1: going to cause yourself anger. That's a choice. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a choice. If you let your ego get involved, that's
Speaker 1: a choice. But you don't have to, or you can
Speaker 1: have the attitude get beez and just be like, well
Speaker 1: good bye, exactly all right, we got to take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be back more of the Big Morning Show. I
Speaker 1: wanted to bring this story up because it's so fascinating.
Speaker 1: I don't do you guys remember the monkey that had
Speaker 1: the little teddy bear it held the punch Yes, punch
Speaker 1: the monkey. Yeah you said, yeah, so you just wanted
Speaker 1: to play with this monkey I just put together. They
Speaker 1: called the punch monkey. They just called it punch the monkey.
Speaker 1: I mean because he was in this he was a
Speaker 1: baby and none of the moms took to him, so
Speaker 1: he was up on his own. So somebody gave him
Speaker 1: this little stuff monkey and that's what that was, a
Speaker 1: little body. Yeah, except punching the monkey is something that
Speaker 1: yeah anyway, Uh, somebody dressed as a monkey, like, punched
Speaker 1: the monkey and jumped into his enclosure.
Speaker 4: That was dumb.
Speaker 1: Yes, two Americans, of course, they got in trouble for trespassing.
Speaker 1: And this happened where a twenty four year old student
Speaker 1: Red Dayson Dayson climbed to the monkey enclosure in Tokyo
Speaker 1: on Sunday, while twenty seven year old Neil filmed the
Speaker 1: incident place a hop defense and dropped into a dry
Speaker 1: moat around the exhibit housing punch. The baby macaw you
Speaker 1: might remember about being rejected by his mom is getting
Speaker 1: pointed out but comforted by an ikea orangutang doll that's
Speaker 1: sold out. Social media images show a person in a
Speaker 1: smiley emoji mask in a blue suit holding a stuffed
Speaker 1: toy dressed the same sending the monkey scrambling man your
Speaker 1: cats today. Yeah, this to me, everybody's pretty uh outraged
Speaker 1: at the whole. There's a lot of kids that will
Speaker 1: organize and show up businesses and then ransack the business. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 1: this is the same thing. This is the same thing.
Speaker 1: It's just online clout, that's all it is, right, right, right.
Speaker 1: You think these are separate, but to me they're they're
Speaker 1: very similar. Just doing whatever they can to get likes, yes,
Speaker 1: just trying to but to travel all the way todd Tokyo.
Speaker 1: That's a lot, that's a lot. You know, you have
Speaker 1: a zoo, right, yeah, you know you can edit the
Speaker 1: video in No, we gotta be a sendic. Hey, you
Speaker 1: don't have to. Yeah, well, kudos is them for being
Speaker 1: authentic and go in the extra mile. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: don't think they take that joke very well over there. No,
Speaker 1: they take that kind of serious. Yeah, and you could
Speaker 1: be banned, Oh no, banned from the Tokyo Zoo. Whatever
Speaker 1: will I do? No? No from traveling to Japan. They
Speaker 1: will not let you back in. Oh no, ban from
Speaker 1: Japan to you to your right. But if you are
Speaker 1: comfortable traveling to Japan, you clearly travel and other countries
Speaker 1: might not let you in either. Right, we heard what
Speaker 1: you did to punch the monkey. That sentence does not land. Well, no,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. Hey have you seen me with punch the monkey? Hey,
Speaker 1: I want to watch a video of punch the monkey.
Speaker 1: What do you have there? What are you about to do?
Speaker 1: Punch them? Wait a minute, By the way, it sounds
Speaker 1: like a great beverage special at a bar, right, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: a little fruit punch punch the monkey. Uh yeah, Well
Speaker 1: did you see about the guy who was flying and
Speaker 1: he was drunk on an airline and they were going
Speaker 1: to from like Australia to La or something like that,
Speaker 1: and they had to land in you know, the French
Speaker 1: Islands or whatever, Fiji or whatever. All right, and the
Speaker 1: video is him like he's the runk, he's the pilot. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: he's a passenger and he's de runk and he's like
Speaker 1: off like all the cliche things. They have banned him
Speaker 1: from flying with that airline ever again. And now he's
Speaker 1: stuck in Fiji. Well one, not a bad place to be.
Speaker 1: I would not be complaining at all. Whatsoever, do they
Speaker 1: get your luggage? Do they go hold on and they
Speaker 1: crawl into the belly and look for your tag number?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: Probably not. I doubt it too, probably not. But that's okay.
Speaker 1: You could still be a bum. You're a bum in Fiji,
Speaker 1: and I'm okay with that. Yeah, just remember Fiji isn't
Speaker 1: always the shore. Yeah, sure, there is an innered part
Speaker 1: that is not awesome. Yeah, stay away from that part
Speaker 1: either way out. Yeah that sucks for him, that sucks,
Speaker 1: But still Fiji, Okay, people. I always tell people about
Speaker 1: the Dominican Republic. Yeah, the beaches are gorgeous, but to
Speaker 1: go from the airport to the beaches is not awesome. Rough,
Speaker 1: So what I mean, this guy could easily just get
Speaker 1: on another airline that doesn't have to be unless that's
Speaker 1: the only airline that travels in and out of Fiji.
Speaker 1: Then I'd be like, Okay, that's a bit of a problem.
Speaker 1: But if it's like Southwest, then okay, get somebody to
Speaker 1: wire some money for an American Airlines flight or United
Speaker 1: or whatever. Not definitely not Spirit. Yeah, you would definitely
Speaker 1: need to buy a ticket in the last minute. Ticket yeah,
Speaker 1: ain't cheap. And when they're like why are you here?
Speaker 1: Why do you need it a sudden ticket, they're gonna talk.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine the Fiji Airport's huge ash. I don't
Speaker 1: think airlines talk to each other like that, Like Spirit
Speaker 1: pulls up to uh, you know, United is likes you
Speaker 1: hear about there's a guy on our flight. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: know you're full of trouble makers. Spirit. They do Gimpia.
Speaker 1: It's called a no fly list. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I feel like exactly, they do warn the other airline.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I was talking about planes physically talking to
Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, but the cars, Yeah, but the idea
Speaker 1: of them landing and they probably only have so many
Speaker 1: flights in and out and yeah, they only have so
Speaker 1: many seats and they probably plan on pairs. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: and they're like, eh, yeah, maybe you can find some
Speaker 1: low rent guy who's got a small Sesna, you know,
Speaker 1: water plane or something. Listen, man, I just need to
Speaker 1: get to Florida or wherever from Fiji. I don't think
Speaker 1: a sessa's making it from Fiji to well. We have
Speaker 1: to stop several times for gas. But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't want to take a chance. No, Fiji's really far.
Speaker 1: It's the whole day of flying in a jet. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think it's more than twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know. I've never been. We always talk
Speaker 1: about going and then we look at the flight, you know,
Speaker 1: like two days of travel. Yeah, full days. That's not
Speaker 1: getting to the airport and waiting. That's airtime. Remember. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess closer you would probably get would be California,
Speaker 1: No Florida. So it's a little further when you got
Speaker 1: on that distance. What's another comma. Listen, you're already a
Speaker 1: Fiji and just start a new life in Papa New Guinea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good idea. They love tourists there or Tonga.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the video of the woman online who
Speaker 1: went to some remote part of Papua New Guinea. By
Speaker 1: the way, that's something should just end there to go
Speaker 1: visit some remote tribe. And they're like this mud tribe
Speaker 1: and they paint themselves like mud and they blend in
Speaker 1: with the rocks and they're just standing there staring at her.
Speaker 1: And she's like some you know, average looking, you know
Speaker 1: girl next door. She's like hi, and I'm like, they're
Speaker 1: going to take you read a book. Woman, m you
Speaker 1: do not belong here. I just got surprised the fact
Speaker 1: that you could do Google street View and Papa New Guinea.
Speaker 1: Sure everybody's got a local that'll do a job. Right.
Speaker 1: So here's what we need you to do. I need
Speaker 1: you to put this camera on top of your car
Speaker 1: and just drive around time And how does it look.
Speaker 1: It looks like Papua New Guinea. I don't know what
Speaker 1: that means. I don't know what discerning characteristic Papua New
Speaker 1: Guinea would have. I mean, when I looked, it seemed
Speaker 1: like some grass huts of sorts, you know, and uh
Speaker 1: people walking around. I was like, Okay, that's that's cool.
Speaker 1: Was not expecting that. Yeah, do they have an airport?
Speaker 1: I know that sounds stupid. Sure they do, Sure they do,
Speaker 1: I would think so, right, Yeah, I got a bunch
Speaker 1: of them. See yeah the Port Moseby International all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got to go to a city, right, you can't
Speaker 1: do it. You can't go out to the country and
Speaker 1: be like that must be what America's like, right yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh lord, yeah this doesn't. Oh that looks like a
Speaker 1: pile of horse maneuver. It probably is in the street.
Speaker 1: Just okay, here's concrete. That's a man with a weapon. Okay, sure,
Speaker 1: where you going vacation this year, Papa New Guinea. I mean,
Speaker 1: young me doesn't hate the idea of that with nothing
Speaker 1: to lose, But now that I know my personality, hell no,
Speaker 1: yeah this okay, So here's a hotel. Is there going
Speaker 1: to be a cause they don't have street view everywhere? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's concrete. Yeah, there's the army of military. Okay, yeah, crazy,
Speaker 1: I love the street view because you you don't need
Speaker 1: to go anywhere. No, you just drop that little dude
Speaker 1: right there anywhere in the world, and you're like, I
Speaker 1: am walking the streets of Papa New Guinea right now.
Speaker 1: I do not need a vacation. My wife's like, Hey,
Speaker 1: let's go visit your hometown that you grew up in.
Speaker 1: Why let me just take you there right now? Right,
Speaker 1: It looks just like that without the travel to get
Speaker 1: there or having to do with people you don't want
Speaker 1: to deal with or try to find them. Heyah, thirty
Speaker 1: years all right, we got to take a break. We'll
Speaker 1: be back. More of the Big Man Morning Show is next. Okay,
Speaker 1: So today we're just gonna do something a little different
Speaker 1: than we've we've never done before. I have a bunch
Speaker 1: of random questions where they go, and we'll just see
Speaker 1: how they play out. Uh, I'm totally doing this on
Speaker 1: the fly, by the way, so we'll see how this goes.
Speaker 1: I just thought we'd do this every every so often,
Speaker 1: but we don't. We've never done like just random questions
Speaker 1: to each other. It's fun because you knew everybody has
Speaker 1: a different answer. People have dramatically different answers, which is
Speaker 1: which is fine? Do you know what an alpine divorces?
Speaker 1: I don't. I know what an alpine stereo is? Yeah,
Speaker 1: a substance substandard, right, it's fine? Yea, you aren't the loser.
Speaker 1: But also yeah, I mean, back in the day alpines
Speaker 1: were the ship. Dude, if you had an Alpine stereo
Speaker 1: that but they weren't. As I saw Crutchfield Magazine up
Speaker 1: front two, I was like, that's awesome, and uh we
Speaker 1: game with an O. What was the stereo brand that
Speaker 1: began with an O O'Ryan. No, it had a really
Speaker 1: weird name, Osmosis Jones. I know that's not it. That
Speaker 1: was a TV show Yoh huh yeah, never heard of it. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember that as being the experienced one. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I always thought BOS was the.
Speaker 1: Aways been different. So yeah, it is a nice one,
Speaker 1: but it's a different classification. It's like it's like saying Porsche, right,
Speaker 1: it's a different level of technology. Uh, where an Alpine
Speaker 1: feels like a like Buick. It's not a Kia. No,
Speaker 1: now it would be, and then Anko would be like
Speaker 1: Alexis or a Mercedes or supposedly yeah, uh but what
Speaker 1: was my question? Yeah? Right, I never heard of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: apparently this is something on the internet. It happens when
Speaker 1: a couple goes on a date out in nature, like
Speaker 1: a hike, camping trip or bike ride, and then one
Speaker 1: abandons the other in the wilderness to fin for themselves.
Speaker 4: Oh hell no, it's.
Speaker 1: A Do people do this?
Speaker 4: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's call it snipe on. It's considered a form
Speaker 1: of abuse. Uh, it's not as uncommon as you might think.
Speaker 1: One psychotherapist said, Uh, narcissistic abuse among other mental health issues.
Speaker 1: Uh plays a factor, and she's had clients who have
Speaker 1: unfortunately experienced this. She says, an alpine divorce can be
Speaker 1: deeply traumatic, causing immense mental physical disource. Shit, you don't say.
Speaker 1: Ask me how many times if my wife took me
Speaker 1: to the woods and left me, I would stay with her?
Speaker 1: How many? None? None, none, none, none, none, It's over.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. What if What if it wasn't
Speaker 1: the woods and it was just like downtown somewhere and
Speaker 1: you just like got up and fucking left me, Sie
Speaker 1: have a nice day, Like if she did that to me,
Speaker 1: just was like, Hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I'll be right back right and then never came, never
Speaker 1: came back. We have a fucking done well.
Speaker 6: I would be worried that if I were you, I
Speaker 6: would be worried that something happened to her, like sure, kidnapped, Sure,
Speaker 6: you know that would be my first thought.
Speaker 1: No, that as a man, and that's no, that's as
Speaker 1: a woman. You wouldn't. No, you're absolutely right. But once
Speaker 1: I found out what had happened, yeah, we're done sticking around.
Speaker 1: Help me, don't play that. That's not only did you
Speaker 1: put me through just leaving me here? You put me
Speaker 1: through the trauma of did something? Did someone kidnap you? Right? Right?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: You know? Do I have to you know, have a
Speaker 1: special set of skills. Yeah, like liam Ne said, all
Speaker 1: the same, Yeah, no, but here is the question. Where
Speaker 1: could they leave you?
Speaker 6: You'd be fine with, Yeah, any any one of my
Speaker 6: favorite stores, J Cole, Magnolia.
Speaker 1: So, but that's beyond Yeah, but that's just for a
Speaker 1: short amount of time. You still are fucking abandoned, are they?
Speaker 1: They're not coming back though, right, they're not, Like good luck,
Speaker 1: dumb Cole.
Speaker 4: Right, don't leave me at a Dinny party, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe a beach exactly what I'm thinking. On a beach somewhere.
Speaker 1: If I'm on the beach chill and then they decided
Speaker 1: fuck this, I'm out and walked away. While that sucks,
Speaker 1: but he can I get a pheniclada?
Speaker 6: M hm?
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe a beach that sounds good. Paris, that sounds fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not like the mountains or the woods where I have
Speaker 1: to fucking beat off bears to survive messy. I've been
Speaker 1: in relationships where like you're get in a fight and
Speaker 1: she's like, let me out right here, Like I'm not
Speaker 1: doing that, settled down, driving slowly down the road as
Speaker 1: cars are passing you by. Come on, come on, get
Speaker 1: in the car, just get I don't do that. I'll
Speaker 1: do it a couple of times, like get in the
Speaker 1: car and then if you we're gonna then good luck.
Speaker 1: You're on your own. I tried. And then you call
Speaker 1: the police and be like this drunk bitch. It almost
Speaker 1: hit me. Yeah, that's crazy. How do you how do
Speaker 1: you stay with I don't know, man. I watched some
Speaker 1: of these videos online and they show people being like
Speaker 1: abusive to their spouse and they're being recorded. I'm so uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: very cringey. Right. Yes. Also that takes me to wonder
Speaker 1: is this algorithm different for everyone? Because you and I
Speaker 1: have a lot of the same videos, like and we
Speaker 1: don't talk about that, but they pop up on my
Speaker 1: FYP and same way. Oh what the fuck? But I
Speaker 1: don't stop watching I kind of it starts getting uncomfortable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like the one that I watched, this guy was yelling
Speaker 1: and like get the fuck out of him and just
Speaker 1: yelling at her, and he was like, I'm gonna fucking
Speaker 1: kill you if you sleep in this house tonight, Like
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I mean really aggressive, And he goes and
Speaker 1: gets a bat and starts walking towards it with the bat,
Speaker 1: and you're like what, I can't what the fuck man?
Speaker 1: And the comments section is all a bunch of fucking chads,
Speaker 1: Like I just need one day with him settled down.
Speaker 1: I often also wonder how much of that is staged,
Speaker 1: much like much like a lot of this stuff that
Speaker 1: we see with the punch the monkey and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: or or there was this fucking those teens that destroyed
Speaker 1: the Chipotle. I'm sure you've seen that, throwing chairs at
Speaker 1: each other and this and that and the other. I
Speaker 1: was like, this isn't a brawl. These are motherfuckers just
Speaker 1: acting a fool, trying to get social media. Like so,
Speaker 1: I often wonder how much of that domestic violence stuff.
Speaker 1: I hope it's stage. I hope it's not stage. That's
Speaker 1: not something to fucking stage. Would you rather it be
Speaker 1: staged or rather it be real. I'd rather it be real.
Speaker 1: If I'm being honest, I don't want those people to
Speaker 1: go through that. But if you're staging it, then you're
Speaker 1: mocking it, and that's not fucking cool, Okay, because there
Speaker 1: are people going through it. That makes they can't get
Speaker 1: out of That makes sense. The I think all those
Speaker 1: tender ones are one hundred percent fake, one hundred percent
Speaker 1: where they're like, I caught my husband a tender accountant,
Speaker 1: So we're going to go over to his girlfriend's house.
Speaker 1: Whole great neighborhood. You like this neighborhood? Have you ever
Speaker 1: been to this neighborhood?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right? Oh? Really? Who's that? I went to nursing school
Speaker 1: with it. I mean, the look on his face is
Speaker 1: pretty convincing. He's confused as fuck. Right, But I'm convinced
Speaker 1: that those are fake because one, you need a tender
Speaker 1: profile too to find your partner's tender profile. I created
Speaker 1: one just to see if I can. And you can't
Speaker 1: just search people out like that. You know how much
Speaker 1: swiping you gotta go through to find your own mate.
Speaker 1: If you are on tender to find some cheating and
Speaker 1: you happen to cross your partner or your spouse whatever,
Speaker 1: as they also have an account because they've made you
Speaker 1: a match. Who has more grounds to be angry? There's
Speaker 1: only one question you ask here? Is that like the
Speaker 1: hang up thing? Right? You ask me if they like pinickiladas,
Speaker 1: Then you go on about your business. Didn't that how
Speaker 1: that went? I don't know what do you mean the song?
Speaker 1: If you like pinicolatas, I forget, it's like escape or
Speaker 1: something like that in the rain. Yeah, I thought that
Speaker 1: was a happy song. It's not a happy song. Oh,
Speaker 1: they were both fucking around on each other. Yeah, had
Speaker 1: ads in the classifies, didn't know it was them, and
Speaker 1: then they fucking meet up and you're like, ah, shit,
Speaker 1: it's fucking becky. God damn well do you like pinicula onas?
Speaker 1: Get going a ring? The song from track is about cheating?
Speaker 1: Isn't that in track? Is it?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Like the Piniculata song is in Shred? Yeah. The song
Speaker 1: is called escape by Rupert Holmes. Fuck nobody's cheating on, Rupert.
Speaker 1: Somebody did. A man grows tired of his relationship reads
Speaker 1: the personal ads in the newspaper, finding an ad for
Speaker 1: a woman seeking an affair. God, people just did that. Huh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everybody's like, oh, Tinder, it's so horrible. Now, bitch, you know,
Speaker 1: get a newspaper putting ad out next to the Hey,
Speaker 1: my kid's selling brownies. Yeah, he writes back, to set
Speaker 1: up a secret rendezvous to cheat on his party. Just
Speaker 1: sight unseen, huh, just blind, just going into Well, that's
Speaker 1: how lonely Rupert is. Just raw dogging. I'll take any
Speaker 1: shows up at the bar to meet the woman. He
Speaker 1: discovers she's actually his current partner, who had secretly put
Speaker 1: the exact same ad in the paper to cheat on him.
Speaker 1: So to being angry or sad, they both laugh at
Speaker 1: the irony and realize they actually have a lot more
Speaker 1: in common than they thought. So it's a love song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a love song, bro, not the way I see love. No,
Speaker 1: everybody's definition is different. But yeah, god that I love
Speaker 1: the idea of that. That's Oh, there's so many people
Speaker 1: like the pank. They're out of Margaritaville, just like, yeah, yoga,
Speaker 1: are do you? When you hear your partner singing that,
Speaker 1: you're like, motherfucker? But then then you're like, okay, right right,
Speaker 1: what are you? What are you humming over? There secret love.
Speaker 1: Here's a fucking Atlantic star. Yeah, and there's also the
Speaker 1: idea that they could have just been acting out of fantasy,
Speaker 1: because a lot of couples do that. Okay, that's fair.
Speaker 1: I'll give you that. It's possible. That seems like a
Speaker 1: lot to go through for a fantasy. You're both taking
Speaker 1: out one ads, you both have to stumble across him.
Speaker 1: I don't. I think there's a lot of things people
Speaker 1: do for fantasies that I think is a lot of work.
Speaker 1: Get a sex swing, close your fucking eyes. That one's free. Yes,
Speaker 1: you can change it on a dime, right right, Just
Speaker 1: don't say Sydney Sweeney when you're having sex. Yeah, Hey,
Speaker 1: can we talk dirty tonight? Yes? Okay, your name is
Speaker 1: Sydney all right, Brad? Yeah, you know what I I
Speaker 1: actually I'd probably be okay to a bunch of adventures
Speaker 1: with my wife. But here and her be like, I
Speaker 1: wanna pretend that you're Brad Pitt whatever, and so I'll
Speaker 1: probably yell Brad's name, m D. That doesn't do it
Speaker 1: for me, man, I'm going to have some elderly issues
Speaker 1: with that. Yeah, performance is going to be an issue tonight.
Speaker 1: Maybe if it's a high profile celebrity like that. But
Speaker 1: if like I'm gonna yell, I'm gonna call you Tim Well,
Speaker 1: who the fuck is Tim? Tim Meadows right, Sim Robins
Speaker 1: or some Tim that she works with, Tim, Tim Allen,
Speaker 1: Timmy would be FULI would be terrifying. It's usually Timmy's
Speaker 1: are in fifth grade. That's fair. I did work with
Speaker 1: an old a guy and when I was working at
Speaker 1: Target this is early two thousands, and he was the manager,
Speaker 1: and long story short, he preferred to be called Tommy.
Speaker 1: We all made fun of him for it because I'm like,
Speaker 1: Tommy is a fucking kid's name, dude, you're like forty six. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but Tommy, for some reason, isn't acceptable. I think it's
Speaker 1: slaying name. But Timmy does not land Well. True, my
Speaker 1: little brother's name is Tim. We call him called him Timmy, Timmy,
Speaker 1: Tim Tim, and he still kind of goes by it.
Speaker 1: But that's a brother and that's a different world. Yeah.
Speaker 6: What if she came to you and said, do you
Speaker 6: have your Target shirt on? Can we like role play
Speaker 6: as you as the Target employees?
Speaker 1: Sure, if you want to put on your fucking flow
Speaker 1: from progressive costume, we're doing retail things, right, yeah, yeahs
Speaker 1: fantasy night sounds dumb. You be from Target, I'll be
Speaker 1: from Walmart.
Speaker 4: Save to you on your insurance.
Speaker 1: I'm picking Victoria's secret every time they filled the Walmart please,
Speaker 1: and you're like, why do you hate your fucking life
Speaker 1: so much? Can I help you? That's where they all are,
Speaker 1: as long as they don't ask you to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you do Goodwill tonight? Or maybe the shark of
Speaker 1: the cart collector. Right, we're working in the daily slicing
Speaker 1: up some meat. Whoa wait a minute. They want you
Speaker 1: to be the stock boy and you're like, well you
Speaker 1: want me to do crack, right, we're gonna do this
Speaker 1: in off hours. Well, gotta go do the freezer section.
Speaker 1: Will you beat the robotic squeegee that goes around? Oh
Speaker 1: god right, yes, you just turned me off by pushing
Speaker 1: one button. And the other part is if they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do I want to you know Brad, And then
Speaker 1: you should go to a work party and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is in a county. He's the new manager. His
Speaker 1: name's Brad, and you're like, oh fuck what Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: never be doing role play night ever again. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not a Oh my god, I am trying to
Speaker 1: figure out. Because I'm not good at hiding emotions. I
Speaker 1: would be hard pressed to not deal with it, right then, right, Oh,
Speaker 1: you're definitely not finishing.
Speaker 3: Me.
Speaker 1: Well, this is after the fact, after when you meet
Speaker 1: Brad the guys you work. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would. I would definitely question or just yelling a
Speaker 1: name out nowhere, oh ship, just random name. Yeah. As
Speaker 1: you get older, don't you get a pass because you're well,
Speaker 1: you don't remember things. I find myself as I get older,
Speaker 1: not remembering things. This is an excuse. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: when we people get older, we give them passes for
Speaker 1: not remembering things.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but when you're in the moment, you're not forgetting
Speaker 6: your spouse's name.
Speaker 1: I would think not. But there's been many times I've been,
Speaker 1: you know, frustrated with my kids instead of called them
Speaker 1: by the wrong name.
Speaker 5: And that's acceptable for sure. But that's in the moment.
Speaker 5: You're not having sex with them. Goddamn true, that's the thing.
Speaker 5: You're having sex with them. You should know exactly who
Speaker 5: you're having sex with.
Speaker 1: I agree, that's why you got to go with the old,
Speaker 1: reliable like, oh, friend, God damn, she said, Oh, friend,
Speaker 1: give it to me harder boner shrinker. There's the big guy.
Speaker 1: This guy, Well that's not so bad. You're like, okay,
Speaker 1: Oh no. If I hear that big guy, I'm like, god,
Speaker 1: subtle a fun down overperformance? What up?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 1: Fuck? Yeah? No matter, how are we trying this podcast?
Speaker 1: We cannot make it about sex, And every goddamn time
Speaker 1: I tried so hard to keep it away from sex. Today. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well we're just a bunch of perverts. It is what
Speaker 1: it is. What else you got on that question? Lest there,
Speaker 1: let's see, Uh, this isn't a big one, but I'm
Speaker 1: actually experiencing this one question. So if you had to move, So,
Speaker 1: if your hair of the stylist moved to a different place,
Speaker 1: would you follow to wherever they went? Oh? How far
Speaker 1: is too far away? I think women's not a fair
Speaker 1: question on this, but go ahead and let.
Speaker 4: Yeah I would follow. I have followed, and I think
Speaker 4: the distance was three miles, so we're.
Speaker 1: Not that far, but I would go so far as
Speaker 1: too far? Then, So, like, let's say they're not broken
Speaker 1: air and they decide to go to sand springs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would go to sand Springs.
Speaker 6: I think Bristow, I think anywhere. If I have to
Speaker 6: drive anywhere longer than a half hour to get there,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna have to find someone new.
Speaker 1: Okay, GIMPI I would Bristol, maybe, Oklahoma City definitely not.
Speaker 1: But my person who cut my hair used to cut
Speaker 1: my hair because I haven't had a haircut so long.
Speaker 1: I used to work at like six and po Orea
Speaker 1: and then decided to have a baby and now just
Speaker 1: does it out of the garage. So it actually got
Speaker 1: closer to me. But I'm one of those you find
Speaker 1: a good hair person, you stick with them. Yeah, women,
Speaker 1: especially to find somebody, Yeah, I might, I might not.
Speaker 1: I already feel like I drive pretty far from my
Speaker 1: home anyway, right, and I try to always do it
Speaker 1: like right after work. Yeah, I'm gonna go get a
Speaker 1: bottle water, be rebit. Yeah. And then women, it makes
Speaker 1: sense because it's so far like it's to find somebody
Speaker 1: you really like well and does a good job.
Speaker 6: To be honest, I'm actually not that I'm not that girl,
Speaker 6: because I will.
Speaker 1: You'll go to Regis or Alta to get your hair.
Speaker 6: Cut if I had to, I would I only go
Speaker 6: to I go to a certain friend.
Speaker 4: Because she's my friend.
Speaker 6: I go to her for color, and then I go
Speaker 6: to someone else for a cut, and only because of
Speaker 6: my hair being as curly as it is, I go
Speaker 6: to someone who specializes in curly hair, right, but I
Speaker 6: go to someone else for the color.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have one place that I go to. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to name what it is because I think
Speaker 1: they listen. But and I'm thinking about not going there
Speaker 1: anymore because it's so far. When I started going there,
Speaker 1: I was super close to it, but now I'm not
Speaker 1: close to it at all, and it's a giant inconvenience
Speaker 1: to go there. And I'm thinking, I think. And the
Speaker 1: only reason I was saying was I knew someone else
Speaker 1: that worked there, and now they don't work there anymore,
Speaker 1: so I have really no connection. But I've been going
Speaker 1: there for over ten years.
Speaker 4: Oh wow. Yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 6: It really is, because I have been there, and most
Speaker 6: recently one of my kids they've all gone to the
Speaker 6: same barber, and one of my kids said, you would
Speaker 6: you mind taking me somewhere else because they don't like
Speaker 6: waiting because they usually go all at the same time and.
Speaker 4: We're there for a few hours.
Speaker 6: Okay, really like two and a half hours, and I said,
Speaker 6: are you sure, and he said yes, And this is
Speaker 6: my youngest and he goes, I kind of want a
Speaker 6: new style, but I don't want to hurt the barber's
Speaker 6: feelings because they've been cutting his hair the same way
Speaker 6: for so long. And this is my kid who is
Speaker 6: like very like OCD about the way they look, the
Speaker 6: way they clean, the way everything is.
Speaker 4: So I took him to a new place and he
Speaker 4: loved it.
Speaker 1: And so you just take one of them to a
Speaker 1: new place. The other two still go to the old place.
Speaker 1: So he knows. Yeah, the barber you didn't want to know? Nos, Yeah,
Speaker 1: getting disorda yeah, yeah, kind of sort of he notices
Speaker 1: one's missing. Yeah, yeah, when you're cutting three people's hair.
Speaker 4: They didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: So no, because they're cutting too they don't want to
Speaker 1: lose too much. Another one, right, Why don't you just
Speaker 1: force him to go to that one? Because he wanted
Speaker 1: he didn't like the waves cutting his hair. I tell
Speaker 1: him to do better the haircut the cutter guy, Ah fuck,
Speaker 1: he wanted something different. I know. I came in on
Speaker 1: the ass because I had to go get some water.
Speaker 1: But you say he wanted a different style, a different look.
Speaker 1: So just tell the guy that's cutting his hair and
Speaker 1: be like, hey, I want something fucking different.
Speaker 4: Well, he my son didn't want to hurt the barber's feelings.
Speaker 1: I have just it does not hurt their feelings. Now, No,
Speaker 1: I have never been one to cater to children like that.
Speaker 1: You know. It's it's one of those no, we're fucking
Speaker 1: in it, we're doing it, you do as I say
Speaker 1: sort of things, And that's probably just how I was raised. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, my parents would not fucking drive all three
Speaker 1: of us around a three different spots, you know, or
Speaker 1: get three different meals from three different restaurants. Now we're
Speaker 1: fucking here at the chicken shack. We're all getting fucking chicken.
Speaker 1: Figure it out. Yeah, No, I don't. I don't disagree
Speaker 1: with that, especially if you got for you to deal with,
Speaker 1: like that's already a fiasco. Yeah, if they wanted to
Speaker 1: go to a different dentist, would you take him to
Speaker 1: a completely different dentist?
Speaker 4: But it actually kind.
Speaker 6: Of worked out because not all of them need a
Speaker 6: haircut at the same time because they're one grows really slow,
Speaker 6: for sure, but this one was actually closer to our house,
Speaker 6: so actually worked out a lot better because, like you,
Speaker 6: you don't want to travel that far. Yeah, one is
Speaker 6: a little bit further than the other.
Speaker 1: So I haircuts are one of those things I don't
Speaker 1: get worked up about. If my where my wife wants
Speaker 1: to take them where she wants to get hurts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I got to change one, I just don't care.
Speaker 1: Guess what, it always grows at least for now, right,
Speaker 1: it's just hair. This happened yesterday to me where a
Speaker 1: guy was tailgating me because he didn't like how uh
Speaker 1: fast I was going. I was going like five over
Speaker 1: the speed limit, but that was not good enough for him.
Speaker 1: May did you go faster? He want? Yeah? He thought
Speaker 1: the closer he got to me it would make me
Speaker 1: go faster. Well, yeah, which I have a fantastic ignore button.
Speaker 1: But how do you handle someone when they're tailgatting you?
Speaker 1: Lindsay to you, slow down, let them pass, Like what
Speaker 1: do you do?
Speaker 6: Slow down, let them pass? Or if they're not passing,
Speaker 6: I'll just break. If they hit me, you'll quick break,
Speaker 6: you'll break.
Speaker 4: Check them screwed.
Speaker 6: Sometimes if they're pissing me off, that bat if it
Speaker 6: gets on, if it gets on my nerves, if they're
Speaker 6: not backing off, or if they're not, go around me, asshole.
Speaker 4: Go around me.
Speaker 1: If it's like a two lane road.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you can still go around me.
Speaker 1: You'll break check them, you'll potentially put yourself in the
Speaker 1: hospital and have to go through an insurance clan.
Speaker 4: Get off my ass.
Speaker 6: There was there was a car we were driving downtown,
Speaker 6: UH to the uh where are we going? Oh, we're
Speaker 6: going to the Banana game, but at the Drillers Stadium
Speaker 6: a couple of weekends ago. And this van came out
Speaker 6: of freaking nowhere and she's driving and she's just singing
Speaker 6: her songs and she must have she was coming off
Speaker 6: of an exit, just flying and almost hit us, like
Speaker 6: we had to swerve, and she gives us the finger.
Speaker 4: We're like, what the hell are you doing?
Speaker 6: And she just pulls up, slams on her brakes because
Speaker 6: she's going so fast and almost recks right into the
Speaker 6: person in front of us. We're like, what are you
Speaker 6: doing so fast? You're going you know, you're not getting
Speaker 6: anywhere any faster.
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 6: And she's swerving in and out of traffic at this point,
Speaker 6: and we end up coming to the same exit at
Speaker 6: the same time. Oh yeah, oh yeah, and she's just
Speaker 6: spitting out profanities and not only to us but other cars.
Speaker 4: Sure, oh yeah, oh yeah, really got her windows rolled down?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it just you wish like, where's the cop when
Speaker 6: you need one so they can witness what how this
Speaker 6: person is driving? Pull her over, give her a ticket?
Speaker 1: Eh? Maybe? But yeah, you know, what give you depends
Speaker 1: on what kind of mood I'm in the road a
Speaker 1: lot of it. If I, uh, if I'm feeling pretty good,
Speaker 1: nice and relaxed, I guess you could say I fucking
Speaker 1: pull over and let him go around. I don't give
Speaker 1: a shit, doesn't bother me any whatever. But if I am,
Speaker 1: if I, if I'm feeling a little frisky, my favorite
Speaker 1: thing to do is to fucking get next to the
Speaker 1: car that's beside me, maybe not right next to him.
Speaker 1: Over're neck and neck riding, you know, stacked like that, yeah,
Speaker 1: more staggered, but box them into where they can't get
Speaker 1: around intentionally, So that person now is on my ass
Speaker 1: and he can't get around because the other car, you know,
Speaker 1: and now and he just sit back there and I'll
Speaker 1: let them just fume for a while, and I'm talking
Speaker 1: a good ten to fifteen miles depends on where we're
Speaker 1: going or whatever, and I just let him fucking ride
Speaker 1: it out. That's what you get for being in a rush,
Speaker 1: you dick, get off my ass. Eventually move over or
Speaker 1: they'll get around somehow it works that passed me on
Speaker 1: the shoulder or whatever. But yeah, I'm an asshole like it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I Ever since I've heard this example, I've kind of
Speaker 1: just thought this way. When someone's tailgating me, and that
Speaker 1: is hi, they must like pizza from the hunk if
Speaker 1: you like pizza, right, Oh yeah, it's just you. Fuck you. You
Speaker 1: don't get that real estate, and I'll give that up
Speaker 1: for other things. But I hope whoever you're trying to
Speaker 1: get to in a hurries okay, right, because it's I
Speaker 1: just don't like people having that type of control over me.
Speaker 1: And as you pointed out, some days I'm great at it,
Speaker 1: a lot of days I'm not. But break checking I
Speaker 1: will not fucking do because guess what I don't want
Speaker 1: to do. Go to the fucking collision center. Nope, and
Speaker 1: those things buy out of control quick. Oh god, you
Speaker 1: think you're gonna be wise, I'm onna break check. And
Speaker 1: well what happens when they do hit you, and then
Speaker 1: you fucking spin around seven times in the middle of
Speaker 1: the fucking highway, slam your car to the wall, and
Speaker 1: you're now quadriplegic because you were like, you don't fucking
Speaker 1: follow me. Yeah, yeah, fuck that. That is not something
Speaker 1: I'm signing up for. I try really hard to not
Speaker 1: get in recks. Yeah, ninja CAUs they're always good too,
Speaker 1: ninja rocks. Yeah, if you know what those no, No,
Speaker 1: I take a spark plug, all right, and then you
Speaker 1: the porchlampard up it. You take a hammer and break
Speaker 1: it up, the tiny little rocks and all it takes
Speaker 1: is just the tiniest little bit you throw it at
Speaker 1: the windshield, shatters the windshield. So you've heard, Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I've heard. I can't imagine that's legally, okay, seeing videos
Speaker 1: on the tiki docks, Yeah yeah, huh is break checking legal?
Speaker 1: Like lindsay, And I'm just asking the question, like she said, up,
Speaker 1: you hit me. But if they have a camera and
Speaker 1: they show you break checked, I don't know if that counts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's another thing because a lot of people do have
Speaker 1: dash cams nowadays, right, So what can you get away?
Speaker 1: You could get away with that twenty thirty years ago, right,
Speaker 1: because there were no cameras a lot of he said,
Speaker 1: she said, type of stuff. It's break checking. Well, some bitch,
Speaker 1: see it's listening to us, right, Yes, break checking is
Speaker 1: illegal in Oklahoma. While there is no specific traffic statute
Speaker 1: that explicitly uses the term break checking, the act falls
Speaker 1: under the state's prohibitions against reckless and aggressive driving.
Speaker 4: What about tailgating?
Speaker 1: Do you have a camera of them doing it?
Speaker 8: Is it just your word? Because I got video proof
Speaker 8: of you break checking. I mean I could probably hit
Speaker 8: record on my camera.
Speaker 1: While you're driving. Sure, but you didn't. You caused a
Speaker 1: wreck if I had it, right, Yeah, but you don't.
Speaker 4: I mean, is tailgating illegal versus the question of.
Speaker 1: Course tailgating is illegal? Driving tailgating is strictly illegal in
Speaker 1: Oklahoma under state traffic laws, where it's officially classified as
Speaker 1: following too closely. If you really want to know which one,
Speaker 1: it's Oklahoma Statutes Title forty seven, subsection eleven to three
Speaker 1: ten eleven dash three ten. But there are many times
Speaker 1: you think somebody is closer to you than they really are. Well,
Speaker 1: it says right there on the mirror. Yeah, tis the
Speaker 1: mirror closer to the shirt appear. I'm just saying that, like,
Speaker 1: you may think they're too close, but they may be
Speaker 1: following the three second rule. You don't know. That's what
Speaker 1: I like about my t racks down there is this
Speaker 1: got a little fucking gauge on on the display that
Speaker 1: says how many seconds away you are from the person
Speaker 1: ahead of you? Two seconds, I think it goes up
Speaker 1: to like three, and after three it's fucking there's nothing there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Mine does a little flashing thing on the dash of
Speaker 1: you too close. That's cool, Yeah, but to me, it's
Speaker 1: just not worth all that smoke on the headache can
Speaker 1: stress interaction with police, I try. I try really hard
Speaker 1: to have no interactions with officers and short of friendly,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be in any kind of motor
Speaker 1: vehicle accidents. I've been enough of my time. But if
Speaker 1: I did, and I was going to ask for one,
Speaker 1: it would be with the Walmart truck. Yeah, da, I
Speaker 1: didn't need a payday yeah once getting pregnant.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and really, who's being the asshole? Because I just
Speaker 6: set my cruise control and my car will won't even
Speaker 6: let me. It would never let me tailgate, or because.
Speaker 1: If you had a cruise control on. Yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 1: if you had the cruise.
Speaker 6: Control and I always set my cruise control on, I'm
Speaker 6: on the highway anyway.
Speaker 1: What about in town? No, No, I'm a cruise control
Speaker 1: junkie me too all the time. Yeah, I not down Yelle,
Speaker 1: but almost everywhere else. It's just easier, I think, so
Speaker 1: more comfortable to take your feet up, relax a little bit.
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