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Speaker 1: Good Morning from Hell.

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Speaker 2: I'm Chris, and I died recently and my eternal punishment

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is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in Hell.

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And I'm joined as always by Clayton, the younger brother

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of Satan but also the secretary of War down here

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in Hell.

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Speaker 1: Wagga waka that's me? Is that your new thing? Paca waka? No?

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Speaker 3: I said waka walka, but I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Anyways.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm really distracted right now because I'm on the

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good Morning from Hell subreddit and someone made this post.

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It's it's really okay. I'm just gonna read it and

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just I'm gonna see what you said.

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Speaker 1: You think? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: The big Man himself a episode, A episode where Chris

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try this APOSTROPHEES two mend Clayton and Satan's relationship el Clayton,

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h huh. And they spilled Satan's s A T O

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N s SO. And I don't know, I don't know

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who they're referring.

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Speaker 3: To when they say that Satan Satan's yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is that did? Do you know who that is?

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Speaker 2: I don't think I have any beef Satan's yeah?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 1: What is the else? Does the threat say?

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Speaker 3: Lucy a little bit further down, we got L L.

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Speaker 2: Satin on the other post, Satan on this one, crying

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face emogi, crying face emogi, crying face emoji. And then

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they said I meant set in like s A T

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e N. And then someone said, so close Satan, Oh Satan,

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they're talking about my brother. Yeah yeah, wow wow they

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they man, they tried every every spelling for that one. Yeah,

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I mean what would they did? Miss s A T

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y nd that would have been the other other one.

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But uh yeah, so something to maybe next time.

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Speaker 1: That's a user. Are you in an E seven Chris

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question for you? Yeah? Is this bullying? Uh, don't answer

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the question. Let's move on.

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Speaker 2: But you know, we got to thank everyone for posting

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in the good Morning from Hell subreddits are good Morning

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from Hell, and there's also you follow us on social

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media and and uh misspell all of our names and

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Satan however else you want to spell it. You know,

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you know a fair thing about our subreddit is sometimes

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people will come upon it not realize it's a podcast,

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and then they'll post like a like a like a

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picture of their cup of coffee and they'll be like, ah,

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back at it it.

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Speaker 3: Monday's right, and you're like, you have no fucking idea.

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Speaker 1: What you're talking about. Yep, so cool. Anyway, So anyway,

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speaking of not knowing what we're.

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Speaker 2: Talking about, who's our guest this week? Well, Chris, I

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wanted to do something wild today. The Halloween spirit it

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is upon us, you know, the terrible hero Halloween spirits

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stores are, you know, popping up everywhere. They start a

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little early sometimes in Hell. I know it's a little

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early in Hell, but like Hell, Halloween.

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Speaker 1: Is a big one in Hell.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, yeah, yeah, they're year round here down

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here in Hell. But up on Earth, if they've got

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those Halloween stores, they're paying below minimum wage probably you know,

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they've got all sorts of styrofoam tombstones and really cheap costumes.

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Speaker 1: They're they're popping up here and there.

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Speaker 2: So to get in the spirit, I wanted to bring

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on one of the biggest Halloween horrors there ever was,

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and I'm very excited.

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Speaker 1: To have them on. Who is it?

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's the thing, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I just I did a search down here on ask Jeeves,

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that's our search engine here in Hell, and I just

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looked up who is the biggest Halloween horror you know,

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and and it gave me somebody looks like Edith Hittensbury.

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I don't know who that is, but we're gonna find out.

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I'm I'm really excited. So could be awharewith it, could

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be a vampire, could be a monster.

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Speaker 1: We don't know.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, let's bring her on. Okay, let's prepare yourself.

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We don't know what's coming through that door. And do

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I need like a weapon or I don't Maybe I

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Speaker 3: Come on, come on in he that took you a

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really long while time to get here.

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Speaker 1: You were you were just now, Yeah, you're on.

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Speaker 3: You're sheese in a walker, uh, creeping towards us.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I need the sword, No, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Who knows if this could be an act. It's a

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lot of grunting, a lot of you. Okay, I heard

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your back pop a lot.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it just does that these days. I say a

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pop for me and a pop for you and this

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pop pop. That's how did we do? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Cool? So Hiedith?

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Speaker 4: Hello boys?

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 2: Oh you're tinching my cheek? Okay that hurts? Hi good

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grip redsk Yeah. So uh you're you're one of the

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Whrrors of Halloween.

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't know for sure, but a nice fellow

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in a tuxedo named Jeeves came and got me and said,

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come to the radio station, and so here I am.

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Speaker 1: I see. Well, well, Chris don't.

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Speaker 2: Maybe what we should do is we should do like

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a guessing game with Edith here, you know, maybe we

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should figure out what she did that got her down

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here and got her the title of Halloween Horror?

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Speaker 4: Could I ask a clarifying question?

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Speaker 1: Sure, go ahead?

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Speaker 4: Yes, this is hell. Yes, that's right, yes, yes, okay,

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And you are Satan.

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Speaker 1: No, nope, I'm Clayton. I'm his little brother.

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Speaker 4: I see, I've been trying to meet with the Lord

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of Death because, frankly, I'm very confused, I'm very tired.

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I'm I wasn't planning on ending up here.

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Speaker 1: No, No, that's what it was. That's what it was.

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Speaker 2: You're you're like a huge Satanist, and that's what that's

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what you're. You're like, you're like the Antichrist? Are Edith

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or the anti Christ? Imologize for my tone, but I'd

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ask you to not put a negative qualifier before his

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name Christ, our lord?

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Speaker 1: Okay, my lord? How'd that work out for you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, we're working on it. You know this is

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sure that he works in the most mysterious ways. I

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you know, went every Sunday I donated and uh yeah,

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I am a Christian through and through.

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Speaker 1: I know I figured you out. You're a compulsive liar.

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This is all an app This is the Walker, the

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the cracky back.

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Speaker 2: It'll be like a Charlie in the Chalker factory.

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Speaker 4: Oh goodness, Oh, I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't lie.

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Speaker 4: It makes my knees act up.

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Speaker 2: Any seconds, she's gonna do a front flip and pop

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out of that ground you just watched Chris.

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Speaker 1: Don't help her? Oh oh o.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I think we need to actually help you

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it up.

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Speaker 1: Oh hear.

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Speaker 4: Oh so so gentlemanly. That's so awful, big of you.

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Thank you well. Someone just came in here and knocked

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out my walker.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Who could that have been?

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Speaker 4: I can't remember. That's the fog set in after Henry passed.

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Speaker 1: Ah you killed your husband?

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Speaker 4: Ah No, I'm afraid it was the cancer of the mind.

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Speaker 1: Are you bleak? Are you like a could you? Are

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you a witch? You're a witch that you can tell?

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That's a witch?

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Speaker 3: Witch?

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Speaker 4: Ye oh, stop that, get that cigarette away from me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, are you a witch?

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Speaker 4: I lived in Salem, which has a proud tradition of

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witchery covens. But no, I'm afraid not. I find that

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blasphemous and frankly irresponsible and childish.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, not a saintanis not a witch.

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Speaker 4: I'm wondering if it's because I turned down sainthood.

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Speaker 3: What you were you were gonna you were gonna be

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a nun?

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Speaker 1: Is I ever saying you're No?

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Speaker 4: I cared for the neighborhood orphan children and cured those

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who couldn't walk.

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Speaker 1: And then you killed them, right, you killed them. You're

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you're a child. No.

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Speaker 4: I took them under my wing and fed them, and

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they loved me, and I love them. And when the

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church said we'd like to make you a saint, I said, oh,

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I don't bother with little old Edith.

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Speaker 2: Okay, quick time out, QuickTime out, Edith. Excuse us for

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a second, Chris Huddle, Uh huh. I don't think Edith

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knows why she's down here now.

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why she's the horror of Halloween.

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Speaker 1: Is a mistake. Well, I don't know. I mean Jeeves

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is normally pretty reliable.

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Speaker 2: Jeeves is very reliable. That's why he is Hell's number

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one search engine. Okay, well, I guess we just need

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to ask questions until we figured it out.

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Speaker 1: I don't know eat it. Do you like Halloween? Ah? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I think Halloween is lovely. I love seeing the

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children in their costumes and power rangers and shreks and

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power rangers.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, have you ever killed on Halloween?

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Speaker 2: Maybe you were a mistake or something. Perhaps you know,

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poison several children.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: No, No, Halloween was my birthday.

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Speaker 1: Oh did you? Oh? You said?

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Speaker 2: The fox set in like you don't. Could you maybe

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not remember killing some children?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: Never.

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Speaker 4: I love children. I love them so much and I

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want them to grow big and strong. That's why I

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gave them so many apples.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, did you have like a tree in

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front of your house?

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Speaker 2: You just you would just hand out your like the

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Appleadian neighborhood, You just hand on apples all yearround or what?

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Speaker 4: No, I got them from the supermarket. I could never.

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I'm not blessed with a green thumb, but he works

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in mysterious ways. Henry was a dentist. So no candy

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coming from my home on Halloween, on Halloween any day?

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Speaker 3: So did what you gave out apples on Halloween?

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Speaker 1: Is that? Is that correct?

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Speaker 4: Gathera Fiji honey crisp all of it?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Is that the Did you give out anything else? Oh?

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Speaker 4: I'm not a Moois I just about apples? I gave

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all pencils freshly sharp? And you you monster, cigarette away

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from me?

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Speaker 1: Stop burning me.

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Speaker 4: I can't die here.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well did die? It's Worthlesschris. She doesn't understand.

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Speaker 2: So well, okay, here in Hell, it's making a lot

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more sense while you're down here.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you were just the real bummer house?

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Speaker 4: Is this bonanza? What radio program is this?

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Speaker 1: So? I don't know? So you know?

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Speaker 2: Is it is giving out apples and pencils that Halloween?

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Speaker 1: I guess a crime worthy of going to hell? Clayton,

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I mean, oh.

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Speaker 3: You're asking me? I mean, I mean, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's is that enough? It's definitely like a crime towards fun.

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I mean it's you know, ranity, Yeah, applesaw fun?

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Speaker 4: Tell me something you couldn't do with an apple that

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you can do with a Snickers bar.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy it.

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Speaker 2: Enjoy yeah, oh oh, oh, what's wrong with you, Henry?

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Speaker 1: He's well, he's not here. I don't see.

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Speaker 4: I just want to get to him. I'm sure he's

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in heaven.

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Speaker 1: He probably is or purgatory. So is there anything else

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you did that was evil either? No?

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Speaker 4: I don't think so. I did all the normal things.

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I celebrated each and every adopted orphan's birthday likewise, gave

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them a firm handshake and a card that said you're welcome.

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Speaker 1: That was was that? Is that a gag gift?

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Speaker 3: Was there?

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Speaker 1: Like? Was there money in the card? No?

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Speaker 4: But sometimes if you opened it there was a punchline

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set up by a funny little illustration. Oh how we

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laughed me and my orphans.

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Speaker 5: So you, for you orphans without you know, parents, for

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their birthday, you would give them cards apri Okay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well maybe maybe you were saving up a lot

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of mon Okay, this is you know, like Christmas. You're

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a big Christian obviously gross. Maybe you just you were

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saving up for Christmas. You gave out a bunch of

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gifts uring Christmas, right right?

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Speaker 4: Well, I had one big gift that I gave to

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all of the children that they all enjoyed together, which

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is every Christmas morning we would wake up at four

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point fifteen am and Henry would drive us out in

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the bus down the to the to the hill and

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we would all walk up and cut down a tree

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and put up a cross for him. Big h for

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the big Guy. I love Jesus.

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Speaker 1: So you make the kids do manual labor on Christmas? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Well, I wasn't going to let them up a rate

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of table saw? So what did you give some good

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old fashioned elbow grease?

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Speaker 1: Oh my? What about like a gift?

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Speaker 2: Did you give them anything besides blood, sweat and tears?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I would give them all little things too.

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Speaker 3: Okay, like game boys, PlayStations, that kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: No games, you're parking at me? Okay, Now what would

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you give them a dog?

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Speaker 4: I would give them a little King James Bible, and

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I would well, that's not it. I would circle passages

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that I thought were especially pertinent to each child for Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, okay, wow.

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Speaker 4: And then they get to study it, and by the

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time their birthday comes around, they get to come with

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me and read it and I judge them harshly.

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Speaker 1: What a privilege?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Wow? So you give them a Bible for Christmas as

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a gift.

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Speaker 4: Oh sure, sure, and they are very grateful for it.

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And they grow up to become so smart and pious.

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Speaker 2: So what about the next year, say they don't get adopted,

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What what do you give a from them?

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Speaker 4: Because they already adopted? Yeah, they're orphans, right, No, they're

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my orphans. They stay with me.

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Speaker 2: So you you adopted them or did you work out

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an orphanage?

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Speaker 1: I'm confused.

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Speaker 4: There was no paperwork. I just had a home in

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Massachusetts where I would collect and care for orphans from

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all across the area.

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Speaker 2: Wait where did you find I'm sorry, where did you

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find the orphans around?

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Speaker 4: Sometimes we had to drum up orphans, but Henry and

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I did good work.

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Speaker 1: Uh what, it's very big. How would you get these?

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How does one orphans? Oh? My bones?

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Speaker 4: Oh, my hips, and my shoulders and my wrists.

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Speaker 1: Oh ah, you a kidnapper? Is that what happened? Oh?

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Speaker 4: My neck, my back in my crack oh oh oh?

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Speaker 1: Uh okay, all right, let's bring it down a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Uh, Edith, I think I think we just uncovered the

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real reason why you're down here. It's not the terrible gifts.

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Although in my opinion that that's reason enough to bring

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you down to hell. I think you are a I

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think you're a kidnapper.

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Speaker 4: No, I would never. You did, never let the kids

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nap when they were awake. They were awake, and that's

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how he did things around house. Pensbury.

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Speaker 2: Yes, So these orphans that you tortured with bibles and

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pencils and sure and apples, I.

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Speaker 1: Mean, what did they ever come back for? Like revenge

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or what? How did you die?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Well, I choked on a Worths original.

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Speaker 1: Wait so then you did eat candy? So you yeah,

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so you would eat candy?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, it was forced down my throat by one

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of my favorite orphans, John Wayne Gacy.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, wha, wha, wha what you you raised John

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Wayne Gacy?

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Speaker 4: He was one of Oh little Johnny. He loved playing

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dress up, my little clown. I called him my little Pegliaccio.

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I could just pinch those cheeks off day. So and

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then there was Teddy and Charles and.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, ted Bundy, Charles Manson.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, how I wish I would hear from them.

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Speaker 1: Well, they're down here, so you can.

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Speaker 4: Isn't that so? I would love to see my boys.

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Speaker 2: I don't think they would love to see you, though.

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I think for your protection you should probably stay away

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from them. So these these these boys that I mean,

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did they start acting up when you were when they

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were younger?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yes, but never for long. Well, see that sounds bad.

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Can I clarify?

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Speaker 1: Please? Please? Yeah, go ahead.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I would hate to be misrepresented on your program.

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If one of the boys acted up, I would make

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an example out of him.

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Speaker 1: By doing what.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's not for polite conversation, but I would throw

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throw him out of a window. What. Yes, yes, and

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not so high that they would be gravely injured, but

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not so low that it's a light punishment. Second story,

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maybe above a patio.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, eat it.

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Speaker 2: Wow, this is so when you acquired these boys, was

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it like during Halloween? Like, what was your typical way

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of stealing them from their parents?

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Speaker 4: Well, there becomes a certain age where children start to

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trick or treat without their mommy or daddy, or two

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mommies or two daddies. Oh, and I would just wait

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till they came to the house, give them an apple,

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give them a pencil, and a stiff knock over the

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back of the head, and then Henry would drag them out.

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Speaker 1: Back, and then where did you just keep them?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 2: Up?

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Speaker 4: Or what I'm being awfully candid must be the fog.

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Oh I would never lock my boys up. No, okay, no, no,

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they were They were free to roam and play and

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you know, on a light regiment of drugs.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh wow, they.

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Speaker 4: Couldn't run very far because they were so sluggish. Yeah,

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but I love them.

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Speaker 2: So oh oh making noise again, Henry, Henry.

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Speaker 4: Oh my osteoporosis.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna pick up the sword again.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Chris, you do look boyish, you have boyish features.

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I would be careful around her.

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Speaker 1: Do you like it?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: Keep those apples us stop.

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Speaker 4: Apples number two pencil, Chris, please shout? And what about

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your number two? What excuse me? Stay back, Edith, No,

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that's uncalled for. I don't know where I am. I

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should be in heaven with my heroes and my loved ones.

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Speaker 1: So you keep mentioning Henry, he's not here.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my Henry, my sweet sweet Henry, Shirley through the

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pearly gates already you say that, but based on what you've.

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Speaker 1: Told me about you guys as a you know.

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Speaker 4: Family, our grift. Yeah, that's the one, because I don't

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think any of those apply.

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Speaker 1: He's not. Actually, I don't think he's in Hell. I

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don't know.

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Speaker 4: I haven't seen him around here, so I can only

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assume he's in heaven.

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Speaker 1: Well, tell us this, how did Henry die? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Well, he came home one day from the mill and said, Edith,

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I've got the cancer. I'm gonna have to go away

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to heaven. And then he, you know, packed his bags

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and gotten a waiting idling convertible the gorgeous young woman

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and sped off. And I can only assume it was

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a painful, horrid decline from there.

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Speaker 1: Did you not? Was there no funeral? Did you not

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see the body?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 4: No, Henry didn't go for such big events. He was

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a quiet man, okay, spending time at work, conventions and

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on and so forth.

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Speaker 2: Chris, I think Henry is still in the lose. I

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think I think we should probably work on getting Henry

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taken down.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm actually gonna check. I'm gonna check check

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our records here and make sure that Henry is dead. Uh.

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I don't think that Henry's dead. I don't. I'm pretty

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sure he's still on Earth.

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Speaker 4: The Survival rate was less than point zero zero zero

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one percent for the cancer he definitely had.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm pretty sure that Henry lied to you and

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that he is still Chris is concerning right, hold on, Chris, Okay,

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we'll give you that roast beach. Just hold on one second, Edith, Chris,

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I think I'm I don't. I very rarely do this,

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but I do think that we should probably get Henry

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taken down. If he's still up on Earth and knowing

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what she's told us, he's doing some awful things up there.

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We need, we need to bring him down.

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Speaker 1: How would my Oh, yes, we're gonna reunite you with Henry. Yeah,

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he's coming, he's on his way. Henry's coming.

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Speaker 2: How would we go about taking the taking down Henry?

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I think we're gonna have to collaborate with Heaven on

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this one. We're gonna have to get a you know,

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all agents on the field and and find this guy.

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He's he's doing terrible things.

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Speaker 1: This is this can't be. We can't.

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Speaker 3: We can't let the slide. I'm gonna be a pun

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called real quick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, uh huh, no, No, I got her.

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Speaker 3: I got a real bad guy on our hands.

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Speaker 1: No, even worse.

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Speaker 3: No, we need to take him down.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, Henry, what what's what's his name?

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Speaker 3: Penis penis Bury, Penis Berry, Penis pins Pinsbury. It's Pinburgy Pinsbury. Okay,

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Pen's nis Okay.

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Speaker 1: Uh sounds it sounds like we've got some we've got

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some eyes on him.

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Speaker 2: He's up in Miami, frequents the same bar that Casey

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Anthony goes to, so we should probably uh you know, yeah, well, Edith, Yes,

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uh got some good news for you. Okay, we're bringing

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Henry back. He's gonna be down here in Hell where

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he belongs.

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Speaker 4: No, I think he should stay in Heaven.

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Speaker 3: No, he's he's in Florida, which is almost Hell.

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Speaker 1: But uh yeah, we're we're gonna we're gonna bring.

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Speaker 4: Him down here Florida. Is this Florida?

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Speaker 3: No, this is Hell, Edith, Edith, do you want to

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go to Oh we're late for Bible study?

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Speaker 4: Oh you boys? Oh no, the quickest way to my heart.

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Speaker 1: Yeah we should. You're gonna be late. You should have head.

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Speaker 4: Out all right through this store over here, yeah, the one. Yeah,

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all right, I'm getting up. I'm grabbing my walker.

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Speaker 1: Okay, just get almost there. You're at the right over there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, seat, now look out to see the volcano out there. Okay,

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and you see the other volcano pass that one.

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Speaker 3: Big Bible study group and they're huge, huge.

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Speaker 4: The path looks hard, fun and there's a lot of

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embers and flames. Is that correct?

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Speaker 2: Nothing about uh? You know, finding Bible studies should be easy.

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It's supposed to be a difficultjourney, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, these are the trials that the Lord has set

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before you. You're you gotta overcome you.

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Speaker 4: Look at that, there's a set of footprints. I'll follow those.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I always need anything. No, no, we

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really don't go away. No, no, oh my, do you

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close the door?

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Speaker 2: Close that way, walk it stop, catch your wrists out

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of the door, close the door, close the door, close

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the goddamn door.

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Speaker 1: Way. Chris, locked the door, locked the doctress.

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Speaker 4: No, you didn't need it.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing here, there's nothing here. Go wait.

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Speaker 3: M hm okay, biteth bye. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Well that was the Halloween horror. Yeah, terrifying. That was awful,

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scaring a lot of ways. So we got a lot

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of ups and downs. Yeah, like we need to clean

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the house and take a shower that look and be

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sure to uh tell your friends thank you Shott the

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grab returning to good Morning from hell as the weirdest

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old lady ever.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, how about that? She is something else. Definitely very

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well planned ahead of time. I knew exactly what I

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was going in with. There was no point at all

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where I felt like I was suffering from my own

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brain fog brought on by the death of my longtime

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husband Henry. Yeah, Nry, yeah no, yeah.

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Speaker 1: So Charlotte, where can people find more of you? Oh?

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Speaker 4: God, just go outside and scream. I'll be there, Or

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you can stay inside and go to funhouse on YouTube.

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Or I got a bunch of stuff going on with

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the fine funny folks over there, and more great stuff

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coming cool and then where on social media? You can

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find me on Instagram and Twitter at mc underscore l

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o tta that's Mick Underscore a lota where I'm shit

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posting and posting bass videos on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 4: I got some music coming out soon music yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, give us a little titty in a

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five six seven eight. Let that that.

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Speaker 3: If you want more of that, you know where to go.

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Speaker 1: All right, Thank you so much, Thank you,