Speaker 1: Oh hi, I didn't expect to see you here. I know, no, no,
I know you come in every day. I just meant, well,
it's a little earlier than your normal time. That's all.
Not that I like notice your normal time. I meant
I don't know. Maybe the change of weather or something
is messing with me. Anyway, How are you good? I'm
better now that you're here. Anyway? What can I get you?
The regular? Or maybe you want to hear one of
our specials? By the way, is that a new shirt?
It looks so nice. You really look dapper. I mean
you always do, but today especially, Are you going somewhere
important a job interview? Oh wow, I'm sure you'll get
the job. I mean I would certainly hire you, like
not to make coffee, but you know, to be my
boyfriend or something, or a guy that's my friend, not
like my actual boyfriend. I'm sorry, I'm rambling. Oopsie, I
do that a lot. Anyway. Can I tell you the
specials are? Do you need to get going fast? Oh? Cool? Okay,
so then you have some time to kill In that case,
our first special today is a Cranberulet latte made with
two shots of our signature espresso vanilla caramel syrup, toasted marshmallows,
a drizzle of garramel and topped with whipped cream optional
of course, and we can use any sort of milk
you like. Two percent skim almonds oh soy oh too
sugary for you, of course, someone as sweet as you
doesn't eat all that sugar anyway, I mean sorry, okay,
moving on. The next special is a Moca hazelnut latte,
again made with two shots of our signature espresso cocoa powder,
hazelnuts styrup, and a milk of your choice between you
and me. It's my favorite on the menu right now.
It's just so warm and cozy. It's kind of like
drinking a hug. Yay, okay, coming right up. Is there
anything else I can get for you? You got it perfect.
Let me get started. You could take a seat and
then I'll bring it right over to you. Okay. Oh,
you are such an idiot. Stop saying those weird pickup
lines and just ask him for his number already. If
you never ask, he'll never know, and then you'll think
about it forever. Oh nothing, just talking to this Sillia's
Presso machine, that's all. Oh god, really, that's the best too. God.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, old fudge.
No no, no, everything's fine, everything's fine. No, no, no, it's okay,
it's okay. Oh shoot, oh no, oh you scared me.
Oh geez oh no, no, no, no, no, you're gonna see
this all messing. I promise your lat table will be
ready soon, and I'll even bring over a piece of
coffee cake on the house. Act normal, elle, act normal,
bring in disorder, Pretend that you don't have espresso all
over your apron. You got this, you got this. I
don't feel like I got this. No I do, and
I got this. Here we go a Milca hazel nut
latte and coffee cake on the house. I hope you enjoy.
I'll just be Oh, I guess I could sit down
for a moment. Sure is something the matter. I really
am sorry, by the way, about that whole mess I made,
but I promise the latte will be just as good
as ever. Oh, just to keep you company. Well, I
suppose the shop is slow right now. Anyway, I'll try
not to talk your ear off. My friends call me
a yapper, and I think it's a compliment, but it
also kind of sounds like an insult, so I'm not
too sure. How's the latte? I know I make great lattes,
but I feel bad that I got all weird and
clumsy and made a mistake. What do you mean you
don't care? My one and only job here is to
make drinks and I messed it up. You you think
it's cute, sir? Are you just messing with me because
my incompetence is not cute? I am not cuter when
I get mad. No, oh jeez, I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to raise my voice. Now I'm being totally rude
to my favorite customer. Yeah I said favorite. Well, yeah,
obviously you're my favorite customer. Why do you think I
get all happy and smiley when you come in? No,
I'm not always like that. Actually I'm usually never smiling.
I don't know. I just I mean, I wouldn't say
I'm grumpy, but maybe my coworkers might disagree. Every time
you come in, you're so kind to everyone, and you
always leave a tip and you definitely don't have to
do that. And do you always ask how I'm doing? Well?
Of course I ask how you're doing. I care about
you as a customer. As a customer, obviously I'm your
favorite barista. Really, I just could butterflies. Some might tummy,
that's all. I know. You're just being nice, but it's
nice to hear it. What what? What? What? What do
you think I'm You think I'm pretty even with all
this espresso on my apron. Oh wow, I I can't
stop blushing. You're being sweeter than that coffee cake right now,
and I'm feeling overwhelmed by all the sweetness. No, it's
it's a good kind of overwhelmed. Okay, Well, I guess
now might be the time to finally ask you. Well,
I've been meaning to ask for a while, but I
always chick it out, and I thought today was gonna
be the day. But then I spilled the espresso everywhere,
like a total deep and I wanted to ask, if, if, if, if,
maybe maybe you wanna like, Oh, I can't do it,
I can't do it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Saved by the bell, You'll have to excuse me a moment.
I have to help that customer. No, no El, I
got it. You enjoy your break. Oh why is my
boss suddenly allowing breaks? Oh jeez, I hope I'm not fired.
I really don't think I can get a new job
right now. And besides, I really do enjoy making coffee
and giving people treats, and the thought having to start
over is just so overwhelming. You know what I mean.
You're holding my hand. Yeah, I'm listening. You asked my
boss for my number, but she said I had to
give it to you myself. Wait what you you asked
for my number? Oh? Oh? So, oh my goodness. Wait
this whole time you have been interested in me too. Hm,
I'm so happy. Oh my gosh, I'm so happy. I
could kiss you right now. I mean I won't, not
yet Anyway, I'm a lady after all. So do you
still want my number? Here? Give me your phone on myself.
There you go. It's under l my favorite barista. So
does this mean we're going to get to see each
other outside of this cafe? Oh my goodness, I'm so excited. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes yes yes. I would absolutely love to go on
a date with you tonight. I get out of work
at six, so if you don't mind my clothes, we
could grab something quick to eat and then walk around
at that park near the pond. That's your favorite park,
that's my favorite park. I've been going there for so
many years just to walk around and enjoy nature and stuff.
There is one thing that I want to tell you, though.
I've never been on a date, So if I say
anything stupid, it's just because I don't know what I'm doing.
And it's not because I don't like you. I actually
really like you, and I don't want to mess anything
up like caw, I mess up your latte, you know. Okay,
thank you. You're so freaking sweet. Oh my goodness, I
can't even take it. I know you probably need to
go to your interview, by the way. I know you're
gonna do amazing and I'll see you right here when
I got out of work, right, YEA one last thing,
and I understand if you say no, since I'm kind
of a mess, But could I have a hug? Mm hmmm.
M oh my gosh, you gave the best hugs ever. Okay,
now I see why my boss told me to talk
to you. But I should get back to work. Okay,
I will see you here when I get out. Okay, babe, Okay,
I see you later. Bye. Mm hmm.