WEBVTT 1 00:00:08.519 --> 00:00:13.560 Welcome to the cultop cryptis strange ofcounters of frogs and lizards, 2 00:00:13.960 --> 00:00:18.359 dumb my nick children, DoD Man, Bigfoot, Mockman and all 3 00:00:18.440 --> 00:00:23.760 their victims, Murray, pictures captured by shot witness, ufloes breaking 4 00:00:23.879 --> 00:00:26.719 laws of physics, Pictures. 5 00:00:26.160 --> 00:00:28.879 Of aliens carving the high rogue lyphics. 6 00:00:29.280 --> 00:00:31.000 This is a bizarre world that. 7 00:00:31.160 --> 00:00:31.879 We live in. 8 00:00:32.399 --> 00:00:36.799 So sit back, relax, laugh and listen because we're here 9 00:00:36.840 --> 00:00:40.159 to talk about some cryptics. 10 00:00:41.960 --> 00:00:47.280 This is Tom Thompson Costenos, the Raptilian from Strange Group Podcast, 11 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:51.600 and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about 12 00:00:51.640 --> 00:00:56.200 some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this 13 00:00:56.399 --> 00:01:01.320 wild and hilarious ride. Now to the show, everybody. The 14 00:01:01.399 --> 00:01:04.959 curtains are open. We're chucking tickets at the door. 15 00:01:06.599 --> 00:01:18.000 It's about to get strange. Everybody. 16 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:21.280 How much room does funk I need to grow? I 17 00:01:21.280 --> 00:01:24.079 don't know, as mushroom as possible. 18 00:01:24.359 --> 00:01:29.560 As mushroom as possible. That's funny, all right? What's going 19 00:01:29.599 --> 00:01:30.439 on everybody? 20 00:01:31.480 --> 00:01:31.680 Hi? 21 00:01:32.239 --> 00:01:34.239 What's up? Hair of the dog. 22 00:01:34.359 --> 00:01:36.840 It is a Sunday morning and I'm gonna take a 23 00:01:36.840 --> 00:01:37.560 shot of whiskey. 24 00:01:38.120 --> 00:01:46.079 Same. Oh that's awful. Oh man, Yeah, I had a 25 00:01:46.120 --> 00:01:46.760 lot last name. 26 00:01:47.599 --> 00:01:51.319 How you watch the fights? No, you guys didn't watch it. 27 00:01:51.799 --> 00:01:52.680 No, I didn't even bother. 28 00:01:52.959 --> 00:01:56.560 I'm surprised. I'll pour one more just but that's it. 29 00:01:57.159 --> 00:01:57.640 I got it. 30 00:01:57.680 --> 00:01:58.879 I got a morning. 31 00:01:59.159 --> 00:02:01.319 Yeah, I've already had war, and then I'm about to 32 00:02:01.920 --> 00:02:04.400 We're set, not about to record. I fucking spilled a 33 00:02:04.439 --> 00:02:06.599 shot all over my lightsabers and I was very. 34 00:02:06.519 --> 00:02:10.680 Upset on your lightsabers. No, yep, So we were gonna 35 00:02:10.719 --> 00:02:13.759 record yesterday. But fucking guess what happened to me Friday night? 36 00:02:14.080 --> 00:02:15.439 You found a dog? I guess I. 37 00:02:15.439 --> 00:02:16.960 Found a fucking dog. Dude. 38 00:02:17.000 --> 00:02:19.599 This guy was like a pit bow mixed with like 39 00:02:19.639 --> 00:02:21.080 bowl mastive or something like that. 40 00:02:21.159 --> 00:02:26.599 Like he was a big boy, Like holy fuck, mean no, 41 00:02:26.719 --> 00:02:27.199 that's mean. 42 00:02:27.680 --> 00:02:29.599 He was like he was looking he like and he 43 00:02:29.719 --> 00:02:32.000 was super like he was huge, but he was like 44 00:02:32.080 --> 00:02:34.560 at least like sixty pounds underweight, Like every one of 45 00:02:34.560 --> 00:02:35.479 his ribs were showing. 46 00:02:35.719 --> 00:02:38.199 So he's probably just a bit abandoned. 47 00:02:38.639 --> 00:02:41.879 Yeah, ran away from home or did something. But like 48 00:02:42.039 --> 00:02:44.759 he had like sores on his on his leg too, 49 00:02:44.879 --> 00:02:47.960 and then like his dick was bleeding, and I was like, 50 00:02:48.000 --> 00:02:52.840 what how the out? Like what you can see it, dude, the. 51 00:02:54.599 --> 00:02:55.000 Dogs. 52 00:02:55.280 --> 00:02:57.800 Dude, literally, his dick would be at your face level. 53 00:02:58.000 --> 00:03:00.599 E that's how big this fucking awk was. 54 00:03:01.159 --> 00:03:07.719 What happened to association brought. 55 00:03:07.560 --> 00:03:08.719 Him in for the night, and it was not like 56 00:03:08.719 --> 00:03:10.599 two in the morning. Is just decided to go for 57 00:03:10.599 --> 00:03:12.080 a walk with Chloe and then she called me. She's 58 00:03:12.120 --> 00:03:13.479 like you need to come here right the fuck now. 59 00:03:13.919 --> 00:03:15.560 It's like I can't hold this guy off and he's 60 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:17.120 trying to humper, and I'm like, oh, fuck, is. 61 00:03:17.120 --> 00:03:21.680 He just saw this beast? Like that could have gone 62 00:03:21.719 --> 00:03:22.080 so bad? 63 00:03:22.159 --> 00:03:24.000 She saw a beast of a fucking animal in the 64 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:25.960 park and two in the morning, with nobody else around, 65 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:28.439 and it came charging at Chloe and I was like, oh, 66 00:03:28.520 --> 00:03:31.280 fuck for sure. So I think like her being in 67 00:03:31.319 --> 00:03:34.199 heat made him like follow that scent. But anyway, so 68 00:03:34.240 --> 00:03:37.680 he tries to humper and was able to get him off, 69 00:03:37.680 --> 00:03:39.919 but like, holy fuck, dude, I took him. I grabbed 70 00:03:39.919 --> 00:03:41.599 the leash and I couldn't even walk him he had 71 00:03:41.639 --> 00:03:46.479 so much fucking muscle. Anyways, No, there's still more stories. 72 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:50.439 So he comes in, he's fucking filthy, So I bathe 73 00:03:50.479 --> 00:03:52.360 him and like by the time I'm done bathing him, 74 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:56.439 like my my bathwater was black, like you couldn't see 75 00:03:56.520 --> 00:03:58.759 like two centimeters into the water, like it was like 76 00:03:58.840 --> 00:03:59.400 swamp water. 77 00:03:59.439 --> 00:04:00.400 I'm like, holy shit. 78 00:04:01.080 --> 00:04:04.479 And then uh so he got that it got him out, 79 00:04:04.520 --> 00:04:09.960 and then he pooped on my fucking floor like the 80 00:04:10.039 --> 00:04:12.960 size of like holy shit, dude, what came out of 81 00:04:13.039 --> 00:04:15.319 him in like one gulp like and it was just 82 00:04:15.599 --> 00:04:19.040 a massive puddle. I was pulling full sheets of plastic 83 00:04:19.079 --> 00:04:22.240 out of it like it and like cigarette packs and 84 00:04:22.279 --> 00:04:24.199 like it looked like his last meal was straight out 85 00:04:24.240 --> 00:04:27.879 of a garbage can. So yeah, there's all that. And 86 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:29.399 then he kept having Chloe. So I had to throw 87 00:04:29.439 --> 00:04:32.199 Chloe in Alex's room with spots. He was pretty pissed 88 00:04:32.199 --> 00:04:33.920 because they were keeping him up, but I didn't know 89 00:04:33.920 --> 00:04:35.519 what the fuck to do with this dog, so I 90 00:04:35.560 --> 00:04:38.199 slept with them for the night, and then in the 91 00:04:38.199 --> 00:04:39.920 morning he's trying to hunt Chloe again. And then this 92 00:04:39.959 --> 00:04:41.680 is where it got like real scary, because like I 93 00:04:41.680 --> 00:04:43.360 don't know where this dog came from, but I had 94 00:04:43.360 --> 00:04:48.160 to domesticate it or dominated sorry, and like, holy fuck, dude, 95 00:04:48.160 --> 00:04:49.639 I put I pinned him on his back and I'm 96 00:04:49.639 --> 00:04:52.600 like no, and I'm like oh, like I'm just sitting 97 00:04:52.600 --> 00:04:55.240 there praying. I'm like, don't fucking his head, don't because 98 00:04:55.439 --> 00:04:57.360 you could rip my fucking face off right now. 99 00:04:57.360 --> 00:04:59.199 You're a big boy. He was a good listener. 100 00:04:59.240 --> 00:05:01.279 He listened and and yeah, so I had to call 101 00:05:01.319 --> 00:05:04.279 the pet services or whatever that he made society and 102 00:05:04.279 --> 00:05:05.160 they can't pick them up. 103 00:05:06.120 --> 00:05:08.399 The dog catcher from Chrea, Chitty Bang Bang came and 104 00:05:08.399 --> 00:05:08.680 got it. 105 00:05:09.160 --> 00:05:13.040 Yeah, but like even which sucks too though, because like 106 00:05:13.160 --> 00:05:14.959 if they even find the home, like he's probably not 107 00:05:15.000 --> 00:05:17.560 gonna go back there. Like he looked super he was 108 00:05:17.639 --> 00:05:19.839 not taken care of. No, they'll probably put him up 109 00:05:19.879 --> 00:05:22.879 for adoption somebody. He was he was adorable, he was 110 00:05:22.920 --> 00:05:25.079 a big boy, and he was just cute as fuck. 111 00:05:25.519 --> 00:05:26.360 He was a good murder. 112 00:05:26.800 --> 00:05:27.160 He's dead. 113 00:05:27.360 --> 00:05:29.480 Probably somebody will probably adopt him. 114 00:05:29.279 --> 00:05:31.759 Or he'll die, you know how. We know how or 115 00:05:31.879 --> 00:05:33.600 just like you know, give him to the Chinese. They'll 116 00:05:33.639 --> 00:05:35.680 fucking use him for for a good food source. 117 00:05:36.839 --> 00:05:37.040 Yeah. 118 00:05:37.079 --> 00:05:38.680 So the whole point of that story was was going 119 00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:40.680 to record yesterday, and I think Friday and night, like 120 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:42.879 I must have slept maybe forty minutes. 121 00:05:43.079 --> 00:05:45.920 Billy seems to get him Saturday, Like, holy fun. 122 00:05:45.879 --> 00:05:48.319 Billy seems to give him something involve with shenanigans often. 123 00:05:48.399 --> 00:05:50.360 I don't know how, but just the way you're. 124 00:05:50.360 --> 00:05:53.759 Like animals, I like that. 125 00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:55.920 That's that's super odd though, even finding one like that, 126 00:05:56.240 --> 00:05:56.920 like what the fuck? 127 00:05:57.079 --> 00:05:58.800 Well, you better bring a raccoon in your house in 128 00:05:58.839 --> 00:06:00.079 case he needs food too. 129 00:06:01.079 --> 00:06:01.800 If he's hungry. 130 00:06:01.920 --> 00:06:07.120 Maybe what we're gonna talk about is we're gonna keep 131 00:06:07.120 --> 00:06:10.480 this going. We have more episodes to do with this 132 00:06:10.560 --> 00:06:13.240 series coming up in the future, but we're gonna get 133 00:06:13.279 --> 00:06:14.519 into some body. 134 00:06:14.199 --> 00:06:17.959 Bag material again and. 135 00:06:17.959 --> 00:06:22.000 Then I'm gonna cut in the song great here. So yeah, 136 00:06:22.079 --> 00:06:25.240 body Bag Material will be a series. And we've already 137 00:06:25.240 --> 00:06:28.639 discussed some things on body bag material, but we're gonna. 138 00:06:28.319 --> 00:06:29.000 Bring it back. 139 00:06:29.920 --> 00:06:33.240 And this one is just just the This is gonna 140 00:06:33.240 --> 00:06:36.959 be pretty gross at points. But just wait to what's 141 00:06:37.040 --> 00:06:39.279 gonna come up in the future on body bag material, 142 00:06:39.319 --> 00:06:43.120 because this is all just all episodes to do with 143 00:06:43.639 --> 00:06:48.199 bodies fucking the dead. Necrophilia ship will eventually come up 144 00:06:48.199 --> 00:06:52.319 on this podcast, so be prepared, listeners beware. 145 00:06:52.800 --> 00:06:53.959 So we're gonna get in the first story. 146 00:06:54.000 --> 00:06:55.920 These are different broken up stories and this is the 147 00:06:56.279 --> 00:07:00.279 body Bag Material living with the Dead, and I'm just 148 00:07:00.279 --> 00:07:02.160 going to hint at that, because that's I think you 149 00:07:02.160 --> 00:07:05.439 should understand where we're going with this, and that that 150 00:07:05.560 --> 00:07:06.279 sentence alone. 151 00:07:06.319 --> 00:07:08.560 I don't know what well that brought my mind. I 152 00:07:08.600 --> 00:07:09.800 don't know why I thought of this. I think that 153 00:07:09.839 --> 00:07:12.079 was on the hosts page. It was like the fill 154 00:07:12.160 --> 00:07:14.680 up a bunch of blow up dolls with helium and 155 00:07:14.720 --> 00:07:15.199 just watch. 156 00:07:15.000 --> 00:07:18.560 People lose their fucking minds. Like I like that was 157 00:07:18.600 --> 00:07:19.279 that on our page? 158 00:07:19.319 --> 00:07:20.439 Yeah? 159 00:07:20.519 --> 00:07:22.639 Yeah, it was like, could you imagine walking outside and 160 00:07:22.680 --> 00:07:24.439 just like because you see there in the they're in 161 00:07:24.480 --> 00:07:26.439 the area, you you could make out that it's like 162 00:07:26.439 --> 00:07:28.120 a human figure, but you wouldn't know that's a blow 163 00:07:28.120 --> 00:07:29.079 out up there. 164 00:07:29.600 --> 00:07:32.199 Dress them up like Superman and send a bunch of 165 00:07:32.279 --> 00:07:32.560 them off. 166 00:07:32.680 --> 00:07:37.279 Like maybe if there was just one I just sat 167 00:07:37.519 --> 00:07:38.399 one around. 168 00:07:38.079 --> 00:07:40.800 That around one area, that's not bad. 169 00:07:40.879 --> 00:07:41.040 Year. 170 00:07:41.079 --> 00:07:44.160 We still have to fill an entire room with balloons. 171 00:07:44.240 --> 00:07:45.240 That's got to happen at some. 172 00:07:45.240 --> 00:07:49.160 Point or you got to forget. Should have fucking did 173 00:07:49.160 --> 00:07:51.839 it at that old house. It was perfect for it. 174 00:07:51.839 --> 00:07:56.319 It was so Carl Tansler was born in eighteen seventy 175 00:07:56.360 --> 00:08:01.079 seven and reportedly studied weather patterns in Austria in nineteen ten, 176 00:08:01.519 --> 00:08:04.040 where he stayed until the end of World War One. 177 00:08:05.000 --> 00:08:09.480 Upart returning home, Tansler was married and he had two children. 178 00:08:09.560 --> 00:08:14.319 In nineteen twenty and the family immigrated to the Zephyl 179 00:08:14.800 --> 00:08:19.920 zephyrl Hills in Florida. So we're good Wannie boys from 180 00:08:20.000 --> 00:08:20.720 I'm pretty like I. 181 00:08:20.680 --> 00:08:22.319 Think I was going to say, why did they hear 182 00:08:22.360 --> 00:08:22.959 that name before? 183 00:08:23.000 --> 00:08:28.079 What? No, No, he's not actually from there, to be honest, 184 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:29.680 I probably just didn't listen to what he said. But 185 00:08:29.720 --> 00:08:32.519 I can't remember where exactly from in Florida. But we 186 00:08:32.960 --> 00:08:35.679 talked about some like weird myths and mysteries to do 187 00:08:35.679 --> 00:08:38.200 with Florida a while ago. And I think we just 188 00:08:38.320 --> 00:08:40.519 mentioned Carl Tandler, So we're gonna get into more of 189 00:08:40.559 --> 00:08:44.559 the details of his story. Tansler quickly abandoned his other job, 190 00:08:44.639 --> 00:08:47.919 it says Brood, So I don't know, but after accepting 191 00:08:47.960 --> 00:08:51.320 so he was studying weather patterns, and then he accepted 192 00:08:51.320 --> 00:08:54.919 a position as a radiological technician in Key West, where 193 00:08:54.960 --> 00:08:57.240 a lot of people people go to vacation. I'm sure 194 00:08:57.240 --> 00:08:59.000 the Olsen twins loved to go do there and do 195 00:08:59.080 --> 00:09:03.840 blow so where he worked at the US Marine Hospital 196 00:09:04.159 --> 00:09:10.240 under the name Count Carl von Castle. Fake, I am 197 00:09:10.600 --> 00:09:14.919 I am Count Carl von Castle, come from Transylvania, and 198 00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:22.279 I'm here to suck your car. That No, he probably 199 00:09:22.279 --> 00:09:24.960 just was like, what's an important title? That doesn't sound 200 00:09:25.000 --> 00:09:29.279 too important? All right, you fucking count, I'm Count Chocula 201 00:09:29.360 --> 00:09:30.879 and I'm gonna give you diabetes. 202 00:09:30.919 --> 00:09:33.679 Motherfuckers means that. I don't know what that means. 203 00:09:33.919 --> 00:09:36.240 I think your account of. 204 00:09:37.759 --> 00:09:40.039 One more, he says, I don't know what. 205 00:09:40.679 --> 00:09:41.360 I gotta stop. 206 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:44.879 But yeah, there's another, another little other shot of whiskey. Fuck, 207 00:09:44.919 --> 00:09:48.360 this is going too quickly. When a Cuban American woman 208 00:09:48.799 --> 00:09:52.519 name this is this is one for your people, well, 209 00:09:52.519 --> 00:09:53.120 I guess you're not. 210 00:09:53.159 --> 00:09:56.159 Cuban but Spanish speaking people. But when a Cuban. 211 00:09:55.960 --> 00:10:02.759 American woman named Maria Alana Margarot, Mila rogod Ho Ho 212 00:10:02.960 --> 00:10:10.759 hose Hos, Maria Maria Ellenligo della. 213 00:10:10.440 --> 00:10:15.799 Horos, I don't know that one. 214 00:10:15.919 --> 00:10:20.480 She walked into a hospital and the doctor saw the 215 00:10:20.559 --> 00:10:23.919 doctor saw before him an actual dream come true. So 216 00:10:24.279 --> 00:10:30.399 he was there obviously working as a radio a radiologic technician. 217 00:10:30.559 --> 00:10:34.000 So it was in a marine, a marine. 218 00:10:33.679 --> 00:10:36.879 Hospital, so that's where he's using that weird fake name 219 00:10:36.960 --> 00:10:40.919 Count fucking Asshole So born in Key West in nineteen 220 00:10:40.919 --> 00:10:45.039 oh nine, the daughter of a cigar maker and homemaker Hoyos. 221 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:51.919 It's literally h o y o sss So. Hoyos was 222 00:10:52.000 --> 00:10:57.559 raised in a large family hall and was brought to 223 00:10:57.600 --> 00:11:00.639 the hospital by her mother after becoming ill. As a 224 00:11:00.720 --> 00:11:04.639 young boy in Germany, Tansler Carl Tandler would often have 225 00:11:04.799 --> 00:11:09.879 visions of a stunning, dark haired woman who uh predestined 226 00:11:09.879 --> 00:11:12.200 to be his true love. He keeps he's having these 227 00:11:12.279 --> 00:11:16.840 visions of this woman, which is kind of creepy. Yeah, 228 00:11:16.840 --> 00:11:19.519 and he sees her at the hospital and it's just 229 00:11:19.559 --> 00:11:22.080 like it's like that fucking scene in Wings where it's. 230 00:11:21.960 --> 00:11:25.360 Like dream weaver acing scene. 231 00:11:25.519 --> 00:11:26.879 I don't even know the fucking you know what I mean, 232 00:11:26.879 --> 00:11:28.960 When Gar sees that chick and he's like, oh fuck, 233 00:11:30.360 --> 00:11:31.720 she's my dream come true. 234 00:11:32.440 --> 00:11:32.559 Uh. 235 00:11:32.639 --> 00:11:35.919 And the twenty two year old beauty resembled his childhood 236 00:11:36.840 --> 00:11:40.080 premonitions that he was having in his head so closely 237 00:11:40.159 --> 00:11:43.159 that he immediately became convinced that this was the love 238 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:44.120 that was meant to be. 239 00:11:45.759 --> 00:11:48.639 Unfair. If you if you saw anybody in your dreams, you. 240 00:11:48.679 --> 00:11:50.600 Do like that, and then and then you didn't know 241 00:11:50.639 --> 00:11:55.039 them because usually the faces are in your head already. Yeah, 242 00:11:55.440 --> 00:11:57.399 and you know what I mean, So I will. I 243 00:11:57.440 --> 00:11:59.679 think we should eventually get back, and I think I 244 00:11:59.679 --> 00:12:01.919 would want to do this for a Patreon episode for 245 00:12:02.039 --> 00:12:05.600 like almost like maybe the Stranger Danger fucking ran episodes. 246 00:12:05.799 --> 00:12:08.720 But talk about dreams in general, just like I got 247 00:12:08.759 --> 00:12:10.720 about dreams for at least an hour, that's for sure 248 00:12:10.879 --> 00:12:12.799 about all the weird fucking shit I've had dreams about, 249 00:12:12.840 --> 00:12:14.799 fuck man, and now you are starting to have dreams 250 00:12:14.799 --> 00:12:15.759 in the past couple of years. 251 00:12:15.759 --> 00:12:19.039 So yeah, I think that's all it was. Was more 252 00:12:19.120 --> 00:12:20.720 or less like drugs and alcohol all that. 253 00:12:20.879 --> 00:12:23.600 It was just like every night just numbing myself into 254 00:12:23.679 --> 00:12:25.919 the mind that like I never went to bed, it. 255 00:12:25.840 --> 00:12:29.759 Was you just passed. Yeah, that makes sense for myself. 256 00:12:31.240 --> 00:12:38.039 Unfortunately for them both, Dandler's prognosis for the Young Oils 257 00:12:38.600 --> 00:12:42.039 was not great, having diagnosed her with tuberculosis, and we 258 00:12:42.080 --> 00:12:44.639 know what happens with that, like you get your your 259 00:12:44.679 --> 00:12:45.600 skin eats away. 260 00:12:45.679 --> 00:12:47.960 It's a very horrible disease. 261 00:12:48.080 --> 00:12:48.960 I'd hate that. Ship. 262 00:12:49.039 --> 00:12:50.679 I think you'd be like ship out your own test 263 00:12:50.720 --> 00:12:52.039 and shit like that. It gets wrong. 264 00:12:52.440 --> 00:12:55.039 That's the worst part. That's like me with food poisoning. 265 00:12:55.120 --> 00:12:56.000 I can't go back there. 266 00:12:56.240 --> 00:12:59.399 I can't do it, which was still considered to be 267 00:12:59.480 --> 00:13:02.080 a fatal z's in the early nineteen hundreds. Now you 268 00:13:02.120 --> 00:13:05.120 can cure it, but back then, or you can get 269 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:06.759 to a form where you can live with it and 270 00:13:06.799 --> 00:13:09.480 you get Now you get vaccinated for fucking. 271 00:13:09.279 --> 00:13:11.799 TB right, So you get your shot. 272 00:13:11.440 --> 00:13:13.960 Which has been tested unlike some of the shots are 273 00:13:14.000 --> 00:13:16.600 doing nowadays. But you know you can get your I 274 00:13:16.600 --> 00:13:18.679 think my girlfriend for when she was doing child youth 275 00:13:18.720 --> 00:13:22.159 work and care and she had to get the TV shot. 276 00:13:22.279 --> 00:13:24.879 So yeah, a lot of people do have to get it. 277 00:13:24.919 --> 00:13:26.559 Just don't get the covid one and you'll be fine. 278 00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:30.279 Despite the lack of qualifications needed to treat tuberculosis, a 279 00:13:30.320 --> 00:13:35.919 tuberculosis patient, Tan Sler was determined to save oils and 280 00:13:36.039 --> 00:13:40.440 used a variety of specialtymate tonics, elixirs, and medicines and 281 00:13:40.480 --> 00:13:43.080 effort to do so. He's like, you ever heard of 282 00:13:43.080 --> 00:13:46.399 this thing called cocaine, cocaine mixed. 283 00:13:46.120 --> 00:13:49.159 With the Red Bull. Yeah, red Bull just got invented. 284 00:13:49.200 --> 00:13:50.360 I'm just red. 285 00:13:50.159 --> 00:13:51.799 Cocaine and red Bull. 286 00:13:51.840 --> 00:13:54.399 That will cure you, he said. It says hard it 287 00:13:54.440 --> 00:13:56.960 says tonics and home elixir. So he's like, I squeeze 288 00:13:56.960 --> 00:13:59.480 a little the tomato juice with a little orange juice 289 00:13:59.519 --> 00:14:01.039 and the main thing. Girls, But do you have to 290 00:14:01.159 --> 00:14:04.279 drink it? Because he's Austrian, so it sounds. 291 00:14:04.080 --> 00:14:04.639 Like it's Germany. 292 00:14:04.679 --> 00:14:06.559 I always I always did that. I've never done that. 293 00:14:06.600 --> 00:14:08.840 It is either yet, I've always done that. Text girlfriends. 294 00:14:08.879 --> 00:14:11.000 You just make a random ass gross drink and you're like, oh, 295 00:14:11.000 --> 00:14:14.159 it's the best hangover here, and yeah, it's amazing the 296 00:14:14.200 --> 00:14:16.759 placebo effect that like everyone's like, I do feel better. 297 00:14:16.840 --> 00:14:19.679 You're like, yeah, that was just fucking water. I know 298 00:14:19.799 --> 00:14:20.279 very much. 299 00:14:20.559 --> 00:14:23.240 Well I've said that were like I've been drunk enough 300 00:14:23.240 --> 00:14:25.879 where my girlfriend's like, you know, I was like, you know, 301 00:14:25.960 --> 00:14:27.440 the beer and she gives me an iced tea. And 302 00:14:27.480 --> 00:14:28.960 this is when I was at the cottage and I 303 00:14:29.000 --> 00:14:30.519 was completely drunk and. 304 00:14:30.440 --> 00:14:32.480 I was like, this is the best beer ever. And 305 00:14:32.519 --> 00:14:35.480 it was fucking iced tea, like wasted. 306 00:14:35.960 --> 00:14:37.720 So that's kind of funny, I know. 307 00:14:37.960 --> 00:14:43.080 Golf Chandler. He administrated these treatments in Hoyo's family home show, 308 00:14:43.360 --> 00:14:45.960 and he was showering her with gifts and declaring his 309 00:14:46.080 --> 00:14:48.480 love all in the wire. While he was doing this, 310 00:14:48.519 --> 00:14:50.399 while he was trying to cure her, he was always like, 311 00:14:50.519 --> 00:14:52.360 he's also like this girl who is. 312 00:14:52.360 --> 00:14:55.000 In my dreams and now I love her. 313 00:14:55.919 --> 00:14:57.279 I have faked too. 314 00:14:57.919 --> 00:14:59.679 I think the family would have been freaked out, but maybe, 315 00:14:59.840 --> 00:15:02.440 like this guy's a point. He's really trying to save her. 316 00:15:02.759 --> 00:15:07.440 Despite his best efforts, Hoyo's succumb to her illness in 317 00:15:07.519 --> 00:15:12.279 October nineteen thirty one, leaving her family and newly obsessed 318 00:15:12.360 --> 00:15:13.879 caretaker heartbroken. 319 00:15:14.480 --> 00:15:18.759 He's like, no, not my my dream woman, dream weaver. 320 00:15:19.840 --> 00:15:20.799 Now she's dead. 321 00:15:22.639 --> 00:15:25.000 Like that's some fucked up fate it is. 322 00:15:26.559 --> 00:15:29.039 Could you imagine just like forming a face that you've 323 00:15:29.039 --> 00:15:31.159 never seen before and then happening to run into that. 324 00:15:31.080 --> 00:15:34.360 And then her dying has to happen right now, and 325 00:15:34.440 --> 00:15:35.840 her dying is really weird. 326 00:15:36.279 --> 00:15:40.039 So yeah, So Tandler insisted on purchasing a pricey stone 327 00:15:40.039 --> 00:15:45.159 mausoleum in Key West Cemetery for her remains to lay, and, 328 00:15:45.200 --> 00:15:49.240 with her parents' permission, hired a mortician repair her body 329 00:15:49.480 --> 00:15:53.080 before locking her inside. He literally bought because obviously he 330 00:15:53.120 --> 00:15:55.960 had money getting into I would imagine you got paid her. 331 00:15:56.039 --> 00:15:58.559 You're a radiological. 332 00:15:57.759 --> 00:16:01.879 Technician, sounds like it pays a lot, and like, I 333 00:16:01.879 --> 00:16:04.120 don't know how much money you'd make in the nineteen twenties, 334 00:16:04.159 --> 00:16:06.320 but it sounds like he's doing pretty well from something 335 00:16:06.480 --> 00:16:10.039 you can fucking buy a mausoleum. It's a fucking rocks. 336 00:16:10.120 --> 00:16:12.720 It's a stone house to put a dead body outside of. 337 00:16:13.000 --> 00:16:16.279 Back in those days, like realistically, like like government jobs 338 00:16:16.279 --> 00:16:17.519 are the only jobs. 339 00:16:17.240 --> 00:16:18.320 That did pay well. 340 00:16:20.000 --> 00:16:20.720 A marine. 341 00:16:21.320 --> 00:16:24.200 Yeah, anything with then is like you made more than 342 00:16:24.240 --> 00:16:25.039 everybody else. 343 00:16:26.120 --> 00:16:29.679 Now whole holes. 344 00:16:30.080 --> 00:16:34.840 Hoyle's family didn't realize that the only key to the 345 00:16:34.879 --> 00:16:38.360 tomb would remain in Tansler's possession. 346 00:16:38.879 --> 00:16:41.840 Oh shit, so Tan is gonna come. 347 00:16:42.840 --> 00:16:46.480 He's gonna come on the body. 348 00:16:46.639 --> 00:16:50.279 Dandler would quickly take advantage of this privilege and will 349 00:16:50.360 --> 00:16:53.759 result in one of the most macabre tales of all time. 350 00:16:54.159 --> 00:16:56.279 And this is where it gets fucking weird. So you 351 00:16:56.279 --> 00:16:56.720 know what I mean. 352 00:16:56.799 --> 00:17:01.799 So Tandlor Chandler visited Hoyos Graves every night for nearly 353 00:17:01.840 --> 00:17:05.839 two years, a habit that stopped abruptly after he lost 354 00:17:05.880 --> 00:17:10.039 his job for reasons unknown. He's like taking the corpses 355 00:17:10.119 --> 00:17:12.400 home and shit like or like you know, like he 356 00:17:12.440 --> 00:17:14.640 goes into the he goes into the hospital and there's 357 00:17:14.640 --> 00:17:16.400 a dead body and he's like a little a little 358 00:17:16.440 --> 00:17:20.880 squeeze the squeeze the titty. I'm so lonely, now, so lonely. 359 00:17:21.759 --> 00:17:24.359 That was mine. That was fine. I saw that video. 360 00:17:24.480 --> 00:17:26.680 It was like when I sneak into that funeral home 361 00:17:26.839 --> 00:17:28.759 just to get it when my girlfriend dies and I 362 00:17:28.759 --> 00:17:31.160 sneak in just to get one last peak at them titties. 363 00:17:31.400 --> 00:17:34.119 Yeah, a little squeeze the titties. So yeah, So you 364 00:17:34.240 --> 00:17:38.119 visit every every night, every night for two years. While 365 00:17:38.160 --> 00:17:41.279 her family did consider this drastic change in behavior to 366 00:17:41.279 --> 00:17:44.279 be a bit strange, they could not imagine the reason 367 00:17:44.359 --> 00:17:49.440 behind it. In April nineteen thirty three, called Tandler removed 368 00:17:49.480 --> 00:17:53.799 Hoyoa's body from the mausoleum, no longer requiring him to 369 00:17:53.960 --> 00:17:57.880 make night leave visits to the graveyards, and now she 370 00:17:58.079 --> 00:18:02.079 would be housed and kept. 371 00:18:01.559 --> 00:18:05.519 In his home. It's like, all right, baby, it's time 372 00:18:05.559 --> 00:18:06.519 to finally take you. 373 00:18:06.559 --> 00:18:09.200 To be like, wait, okay, was she at least like 374 00:18:09.279 --> 00:18:12.759 mumma fied or something like she would have been and 375 00:18:12.799 --> 00:18:16.559 degraded by this point, it's only two years and that's. 376 00:18:16.359 --> 00:18:20.720 The time, dude. 377 00:18:19.559 --> 00:18:24.519 That's properly well, I guess, but I'm assuming he's opening it. 378 00:18:25.359 --> 00:18:27.880 There's something he's looking at her so like she must 379 00:18:27.880 --> 00:18:29.759 have been mumma fied or something, because there's no way 380 00:18:29.759 --> 00:18:33.640 to preserve a body like that. And there's yeah, and 381 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:37.680 there's an Early Adopted song called Colors and it's about 382 00:18:37.720 --> 00:18:39.319 like his one of his I think it's about one 383 00:18:39.359 --> 00:18:42.039 of his childhood friends dying. Early Adopted is underground but 384 00:18:42.200 --> 00:18:45.559 very like almost like emo rap, and this song he 385 00:18:45.599 --> 00:18:48.039 talks about their bodies go from green purple to black 386 00:18:49.039 --> 00:18:51.319 and how he would think about his friend in the 387 00:18:51.400 --> 00:18:54.440 grave and which stage he's at, Like that's what was 388 00:18:54.440 --> 00:18:56.519 the rhyme, Like they go from green people to black. 389 00:18:58.119 --> 00:18:59.640 I'm wondering what stage is at. 390 00:18:59.640 --> 00:19:01.920 I wish I didn't think about things like that, Like, 391 00:19:02.000 --> 00:19:04.480 and it's kind of like because their body goes from 392 00:19:04.480 --> 00:19:07.319 certain colors, which is fucked up as they're like decaying. 393 00:19:07.359 --> 00:19:11.000 Oh yeah, just so she must have been mummified or 394 00:19:11.039 --> 00:19:13.640 something then, or he's literally just like looking at get 395 00:19:13.680 --> 00:19:15.400 into it. Insect infestive. 396 00:19:15.880 --> 00:19:18.319 Oh that even too, like eveing fucking creatures calling through 397 00:19:18.319 --> 00:19:20.880 their nostrils. And you always see that in movies, right, 398 00:19:21.000 --> 00:19:23.599 like people going through their nose and ship. 399 00:19:23.759 --> 00:19:28.000 They're eating their food like your food now, yeah, your if. 400 00:19:28.200 --> 00:19:31.319 And that's why maggots get formed, right and and and stuff, 401 00:19:31.319 --> 00:19:33.680