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Speaker 5: This is Tom Thompson Costenos, the Raptilian from Strange Group Podcast,
Speaker 5: and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about
Speaker 5: some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this
Speaker 5: wild and hilarious ride. Now to the show, everybody. The
Speaker 5: curtains are open. We're chucking tickets at the door.
Speaker 6: It's about to get strange. Everybody.
Speaker 7: How much room does funk I need to grow? I
Speaker 7: don't know, as mushroom as possible.
Speaker 6: As mushroom as possible. That's funny, all right? What's going
Speaker 6: on everybody?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 3: What's up? Hair of the dog.
Speaker 6: It is a Sunday morning and I'm gonna take a
Speaker 6: shot of whiskey.
Speaker 8: Same. Oh that's awful. Oh man, Yeah, I had a
Speaker 8: lot last name.
Speaker 3: How you watch the fights? No, you guys didn't watch it.
Speaker 8: No, I didn't even bother.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised. I'll pour one more just but that's it.
Speaker 3: I got it.
Speaker 8: I got a morning.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've already had war, and then I'm about to
Speaker 6: We're set, not about to record. I fucking spilled a
Speaker 6: shot all over my lightsabers and I was very.
Speaker 7: Upset on your lightsabers. No, yep, So we were gonna
Speaker 7: record yesterday. But fucking guess what happened to me Friday night?
Speaker 3: You found a dog? I guess I.
Speaker 8: Found a fucking dog. Dude.
Speaker 7: This guy was like a pit bow mixed with like
Speaker 7: bowl mastive or something like that.
Speaker 8: Like he was a big boy, Like holy fuck, mean no,
Speaker 8: that's mean.
Speaker 7: He was like he was looking he like and he
Speaker 7: was super like he was huge, but he was like
Speaker 7: at least like sixty pounds underweight, Like every one of
Speaker 7: his ribs were showing.
Speaker 3: So he's probably just a bit abandoned.
Speaker 7: Yeah, ran away from home or did something. But like
Speaker 7: he had like sores on his on his leg too,
Speaker 7: and then like his dick was bleeding, and I was like,
Speaker 7: what how the out? Like what you can see it, dude, the.
Speaker 3: Dogs.
Speaker 7: Dude, literally, his dick would be at your face level.
Speaker 7: E that's how big this fucking awk was.
Speaker 3: What happened to association brought.
Speaker 7: Him in for the night, and it was not like
Speaker 7: two in the morning. Is just decided to go for
Speaker 7: a walk with Chloe and then she called me. She's
Speaker 7: like you need to come here right the fuck now.
Speaker 7: It's like I can't hold this guy off and he's
Speaker 7: trying to humper, and I'm like, oh, fuck, is.
Speaker 8: He just saw this beast? Like that could have gone
Speaker 8: so bad?
Speaker 7: She saw a beast of a fucking animal in the
Speaker 7: park and two in the morning, with nobody else around,
Speaker 7: and it came charging at Chloe and I was like, oh,
Speaker 7: fuck for sure. So I think like her being in
Speaker 7: heat made him like follow that scent. But anyway, so
Speaker 7: he tries to humper and was able to get him off,
Speaker 7: but like, holy fuck, dude, I took him. I grabbed
Speaker 7: the leash and I couldn't even walk him he had
Speaker 7: so much fucking muscle. Anyways, No, there's still more stories.
Speaker 7: So he comes in, he's fucking filthy, So I bathe
Speaker 7: him and like by the time I'm done bathing him,
Speaker 7: like my my bathwater was black, like you couldn't see
Speaker 7: like two centimeters into the water, like it was like
Speaker 7: swamp water.
Speaker 8: I'm like, holy shit.
Speaker 7: And then uh so he got that it got him out,
Speaker 7: and then he pooped on my fucking floor like the
Speaker 7: size of like holy shit, dude, what came out of
Speaker 7: him in like one gulp like and it was just
Speaker 7: a massive puddle. I was pulling full sheets of plastic
Speaker 7: out of it like it and like cigarette packs and
Speaker 7: like it looked like his last meal was straight out
Speaker 7: of a garbage can. So yeah, there's all that. And
Speaker 7: then he kept having Chloe. So I had to throw
Speaker 7: Chloe in Alex's room with spots. He was pretty pissed
Speaker 7: because they were keeping him up, but I didn't know
Speaker 7: what the fuck to do with this dog, so I
Speaker 7: slept with them for the night, and then in the
Speaker 7: morning he's trying to hunt Chloe again. And then this
Speaker 7: is where it got like real scary, because like I
Speaker 7: don't know where this dog came from, but I had
Speaker 7: to domesticate it or dominated sorry, and like, holy fuck, dude,
Speaker 7: I put I pinned him on his back and I'm
Speaker 7: like no, and I'm like oh, like I'm just sitting
Speaker 7: there praying. I'm like, don't fucking his head, don't because
Speaker 7: you could rip my fucking face off right now.
Speaker 8: You're a big boy. He was a good listener.
Speaker 7: He listened and and yeah, so I had to call
Speaker 7: the pet services or whatever that he made society and
Speaker 7: they can't pick them up.
Speaker 6: The dog catcher from Chrea, Chitty Bang Bang came and
Speaker 6: got it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but like even which sucks too though, because like
Speaker 7: if they even find the home, like he's probably not
Speaker 7: gonna go back there. Like he looked super he was
Speaker 7: not taken care of. No, they'll probably put him up
Speaker 7: for adoption somebody. He was he was adorable, he was
Speaker 7: a big boy, and he was just cute as fuck.
Speaker 8: He was a good murder.
Speaker 3: He's dead.
Speaker 8: Probably somebody will probably adopt him.
Speaker 6: Or he'll die, you know how. We know how or
Speaker 6: just like you know, give him to the Chinese. They'll
Speaker 6: fucking use him for for a good food source.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So the whole point of that story was was going
Speaker 7: to record yesterday, and I think Friday and night, like
Speaker 7: I must have slept maybe forty minutes.
Speaker 8: Billy seems to get him Saturday, Like, holy fun.
Speaker 6: Billy seems to give him something involve with shenanigans often.
Speaker 3: I don't know how, but just the way you're.
Speaker 8: Like animals, I like that.
Speaker 7: That's that's super odd though, even finding one like that,
Speaker 7: like what the fuck?
Speaker 6: Well, you better bring a raccoon in your house in
Speaker 6: case he needs food too.
Speaker 8: If he's hungry.
Speaker 6: Maybe what we're gonna talk about is we're gonna keep
Speaker 6: this going. We have more episodes to do with this
Speaker 6: series coming up in the future, but we're gonna get
Speaker 6: into some body.
Speaker 8: Bag material again and.
Speaker 6: Then I'm gonna cut in the song great here. So yeah,
Speaker 6: body Bag Material will be a series. And we've already
Speaker 6: discussed some things on body bag material, but we're gonna.
Speaker 3: Bring it back.
Speaker 6: And this one is just just the This is gonna
Speaker 6: be pretty gross at points. But just wait to what's
Speaker 6: gonna come up in the future on body bag material,
Speaker 6: because this is all just all episodes to do with
Speaker 6: bodies fucking the dead. Necrophilia ship will eventually come up
Speaker 6: on this podcast, so be prepared, listeners beware.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna get in the first story.
Speaker 6: These are different broken up stories and this is the
Speaker 6: body Bag Material living with the Dead, and I'm just
Speaker 6: going to hint at that, because that's I think you
Speaker 6: should understand where we're going with this, and that that
Speaker 6: sentence alone.
Speaker 7: I don't know what well that brought my mind. I
Speaker 7: don't know why I thought of this. I think that
Speaker 7: was on the hosts page. It was like the fill
Speaker 7: up a bunch of blow up dolls with helium and
Speaker 7: just watch.
Speaker 8: People lose their fucking minds. Like I like that was
Speaker 8: that on our page?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was like, could you imagine walking outside and
Speaker 7: just like because you see there in the they're in
Speaker 7: the area, you you could make out that it's like
Speaker 7: a human figure, but you wouldn't know that's a blow
Speaker 7: out up there.
Speaker 6: Dress them up like Superman and send a bunch of
Speaker 6: them off.
Speaker 7: Like maybe if there was just one I just sat
Speaker 7: one around.
Speaker 3: That around one area, that's not bad.
Speaker 8: Year.
Speaker 6: We still have to fill an entire room with balloons.
Speaker 6: That's got to happen at some.
Speaker 7: Point or you got to forget. Should have fucking did
Speaker 7: it at that old house. It was perfect for it.
Speaker 6: It was so Carl Tansler was born in eighteen seventy
Speaker 6: seven and reportedly studied weather patterns in Austria in nineteen ten,
Speaker 6: where he stayed until the end of World War One.
Speaker 6: Upart returning home, Tansler was married and he had two children.
Speaker 6: In nineteen twenty and the family immigrated to the Zephyl
Speaker 6: zephyrl Hills in Florida. So we're good Wannie boys from
Speaker 6: I'm pretty like I.
Speaker 8: Think I was going to say, why did they hear
Speaker 8: that name before?
Speaker 6: What? No, No, he's not actually from there, to be honest,
Speaker 6: I probably just didn't listen to what he said. But
Speaker 6: I can't remember where exactly from in Florida. But we
Speaker 6: talked about some like weird myths and mysteries to do
Speaker 6: with Florida a while ago. And I think we just
Speaker 6: mentioned Carl Tandler, So we're gonna get into more of
Speaker 6: the details of his story. Tansler quickly abandoned his other job,
Speaker 6: it says Brood, So I don't know, but after accepting
Speaker 6: so he was studying weather patterns, and then he accepted
Speaker 6: a position as a radiological technician in Key West, where
Speaker 6: a lot of people people go to vacation. I'm sure
Speaker 6: the Olsen twins loved to go do there and do
Speaker 6: blow so where he worked at the US Marine Hospital
Speaker 6: under the name Count Carl von Castle. Fake, I am
Speaker 6: I am Count Carl von Castle, come from Transylvania, and
Speaker 6: I'm here to suck your car. That No, he probably
Speaker 6: just was like, what's an important title? That doesn't sound
Speaker 6: too important? All right, you fucking count, I'm Count Chocula
Speaker 6: and I'm gonna give you diabetes.
Speaker 8: Motherfuckers means that. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3: I think your account of.
Speaker 8: One more, he says, I don't know what.
Speaker 3: I gotta stop.
Speaker 6: But yeah, there's another, another little other shot of whiskey. Fuck,
Speaker 6: this is going too quickly. When a Cuban American woman
Speaker 6: name this is this is one for your people, well,
Speaker 6: I guess you're not.
Speaker 3: Cuban but Spanish speaking people. But when a Cuban.
Speaker 6: American woman named Maria Alana Margarot, Mila rogod Ho Ho
Speaker 6: hose Hos, Maria Maria Ellenligo della.
Speaker 7: Horos, I don't know that one.
Speaker 6: She walked into a hospital and the doctor saw the
Speaker 6: doctor saw before him an actual dream come true. So
Speaker 6: he was there obviously working as a radio a radiologic technician.
Speaker 3: So it was in a marine, a marine.
Speaker 6: Hospital, so that's where he's using that weird fake name
Speaker 6: Count fucking Asshole So born in Key West in nineteen
Speaker 6: oh nine, the daughter of a cigar maker and homemaker Hoyos.
Speaker 6: It's literally h o y o sss So. Hoyos was
Speaker 6: raised in a large family hall and was brought to
Speaker 6: the hospital by her mother after becoming ill. As a
Speaker 6: young boy in Germany, Tansler Carl Tandler would often have
Speaker 6: visions of a stunning, dark haired woman who uh predestined
Speaker 6: to be his true love. He keeps he's having these
Speaker 6: visions of this woman, which is kind of creepy. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and he sees her at the hospital and it's just
Speaker 6: like it's like that fucking scene in Wings where it's.
Speaker 3: Like dream weaver acing scene.
Speaker 6: I don't even know the fucking you know what I mean,
Speaker 6: When Gar sees that chick and he's like, oh fuck,
Speaker 6: she's my dream come true.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 6: And the twenty two year old beauty resembled his childhood
Speaker 6: premonitions that he was having in his head so closely
Speaker 6: that he immediately became convinced that this was the love
Speaker 6: that was meant to be.
Speaker 8: Unfair. If you if you saw anybody in your dreams, you.
Speaker 6: Do like that, and then and then you didn't know
Speaker 6: them because usually the faces are in your head already. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and you know what I mean, So I will. I
Speaker 6: think we should eventually get back, and I think I
Speaker 6: would want to do this for a Patreon episode for
Speaker 6: like almost like maybe the Stranger Danger fucking ran episodes.
Speaker 6: But talk about dreams in general, just like I got
Speaker 6: about dreams for at least an hour, that's for sure
Speaker 6: about all the weird fucking shit I've had dreams about,
Speaker 6: fuck man, and now you are starting to have dreams
Speaker 6: in the past couple of years.
Speaker 8: So yeah, I think that's all it was. Was more
Speaker 8: or less like drugs and alcohol all that.
Speaker 7: It was just like every night just numbing myself into
Speaker 7: the mind that like I never went to bed, it.
Speaker 8: Was you just passed. Yeah, that makes sense for myself.
Speaker 6: Unfortunately for them both, Dandler's prognosis for the Young Oils
Speaker 6: was not great, having diagnosed her with tuberculosis, and we
Speaker 6: know what happens with that, like you get your your
Speaker 6: skin eats away.
Speaker 3: It's a very horrible disease.
Speaker 8: I'd hate that. Ship.
Speaker 3: I think you'd be like ship out your own test
Speaker 3: and shit like that. It gets wrong.
Speaker 8: That's the worst part. That's like me with food poisoning.
Speaker 8: I can't go back there.
Speaker 6: I can't do it, which was still considered to be
Speaker 6: a fatal z's in the early nineteen hundreds. Now you
Speaker 6: can cure it, but back then, or you can get
Speaker 6: to a form where you can live with it and
Speaker 6: you get Now you get vaccinated for fucking.
Speaker 3: TB right, So you get your shot.
Speaker 6: Which has been tested unlike some of the shots are
Speaker 6: doing nowadays. But you know you can get your I
Speaker 6: think my girlfriend for when she was doing child youth
Speaker 6: work and care and she had to get the TV shot.
Speaker 6: So yeah, a lot of people do have to get it.
Speaker 6: Just don't get the covid one and you'll be fine.
Speaker 6: Despite the lack of qualifications needed to treat tuberculosis, a
Speaker 6: tuberculosis patient, Tan Sler was determined to save oils and
Speaker 6: used a variety of specialtymate tonics, elixirs, and medicines and
Speaker 6: effort to do so. He's like, you ever heard of
Speaker 6: this thing called cocaine, cocaine mixed.
Speaker 3: With the Red Bull. Yeah, red Bull just got invented.
Speaker 3: I'm just red.
Speaker 8: Cocaine and red Bull.
Speaker 6: That will cure you, he said. It says hard it
Speaker 6: says tonics and home elixir. So he's like, I squeeze
Speaker 6: a little the tomato juice with a little orange juice
Speaker 6: and the main thing. Girls, But do you have to
Speaker 6: drink it? Because he's Austrian, so it sounds.
Speaker 8: Like it's Germany.
Speaker 7: I always I always did that. I've never done that.
Speaker 7: It is either yet, I've always done that. Text girlfriends.
Speaker 7: You just make a random ass gross drink and you're like, oh,
Speaker 7: it's the best hangover here, and yeah, it's amazing the
Speaker 7: placebo effect that like everyone's like, I do feel better.
Speaker 8: You're like, yeah, that was just fucking water. I know
Speaker 8: very much.
Speaker 6: Well I've said that were like I've been drunk enough
Speaker 6: where my girlfriend's like, you know, I was like, you know,
Speaker 6: the beer and she gives me an iced tea. And
Speaker 6: this is when I was at the cottage and I
Speaker 6: was completely drunk and.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is the best beer ever. And
Speaker 3: it was fucking iced tea, like wasted.
Speaker 8: So that's kind of funny, I know.
Speaker 6: Golf Chandler. He administrated these treatments in Hoyo's family home show,
Speaker 6: and he was showering her with gifts and declaring his
Speaker 6: love all in the wire. While he was doing this,
Speaker 6: while he was trying to cure her, he was always like,
Speaker 6: he's also like this girl who is.
Speaker 3: In my dreams and now I love her.
Speaker 8: I have faked too.
Speaker 6: I think the family would have been freaked out, but maybe,
Speaker 6: like this guy's a point. He's really trying to save her.
Speaker 6: Despite his best efforts, Hoyo's succumb to her illness in
Speaker 6: October nineteen thirty one, leaving her family and newly obsessed
Speaker 6: caretaker heartbroken.
Speaker 3: He's like, no, not my my dream woman, dream weaver.
Speaker 3: Now she's dead.
Speaker 8: Like that's some fucked up fate it is.
Speaker 7: Could you imagine just like forming a face that you've
Speaker 7: never seen before and then happening to run into that.
Speaker 3: And then her dying has to happen right now, and
Speaker 3: her dying is really weird.
Speaker 6: So yeah, So Tandler insisted on purchasing a pricey stone
Speaker 6: mausoleum in Key West Cemetery for her remains to lay, and,
Speaker 6: with her parents' permission, hired a mortician repair her body
Speaker 6: before locking her inside. He literally bought because obviously he
Speaker 6: had money getting into I would imagine you got paid her.
Speaker 3: You're a radiological.
Speaker 6: Technician, sounds like it pays a lot, and like, I
Speaker 6: don't know how much money you'd make in the nineteen twenties,
Speaker 6: but it sounds like he's doing pretty well from something
Speaker 6: you can fucking buy a mausoleum. It's a fucking rocks.
Speaker 6: It's a stone house to put a dead body outside of.
Speaker 7: Back in those days, like realistically, like like government jobs
Speaker 7: are the only jobs.
Speaker 8: That did pay well.
Speaker 3: A marine.
Speaker 7: Yeah, anything with then is like you made more than
Speaker 7: everybody else.
Speaker 8: Now whole holes.
Speaker 6: Hoyle's family didn't realize that the only key to the
Speaker 6: tomb would remain in Tansler's possession.
Speaker 8: Oh shit, so Tan is gonna come.
Speaker 3: He's gonna come on the body.
Speaker 6: Dandler would quickly take advantage of this privilege and will
Speaker 6: result in one of the most macabre tales of all time.
Speaker 3: And this is where it gets fucking weird. So you
Speaker 3: know what I mean.
Speaker 6: So Tandlor Chandler visited Hoyos Graves every night for nearly
Speaker 6: two years, a habit that stopped abruptly after he lost
Speaker 6: his job for reasons unknown. He's like taking the corpses
Speaker 6: home and shit like or like you know, like he
Speaker 6: goes into the he goes into the hospital and there's
Speaker 6: a dead body and he's like a little a little
Speaker 6: squeeze the squeeze the titty. I'm so lonely, now, so lonely.
Speaker 8: That was mine. That was fine. I saw that video.
Speaker 7: It was like when I sneak into that funeral home
Speaker 7: just to get it when my girlfriend dies and I
Speaker 7: sneak in just to get one last peak at them titties.
Speaker 6: Yeah, a little squeeze the titties. So yeah, So you
Speaker 6: visit every every night, every night for two years. While
Speaker 6: her family did consider this drastic change in behavior to
Speaker 6: be a bit strange, they could not imagine the reason
Speaker 6: behind it. In April nineteen thirty three, called Tandler removed
Speaker 6: Hoyoa's body from the mausoleum, no longer requiring him to
Speaker 6: make night leave visits to the graveyards, and now she
Speaker 6: would be housed and kept.
Speaker 3: In his home. It's like, all right, baby, it's time
Speaker 3: to finally take you.
Speaker 7: To be like, wait, okay, was she at least like
Speaker 7: mumma fied or something like she would have been and
Speaker 7: degraded by this point, it's only two years and that's.
Speaker 8: The time, dude.
Speaker 7: That's properly well, I guess, but I'm assuming he's opening it.
Speaker 7: There's something he's looking at her so like she must
Speaker 7: have been mumma fied or something, because there's no way
Speaker 7: to preserve a body like that. And there's yeah, and
Speaker 7: there's an Early Adopted song called Colors and it's about
Speaker 7: like his one of his I think it's about one
Speaker 7: of his childhood friends dying. Early Adopted is underground but
Speaker 7: very like almost like emo rap, and this song he
Speaker 7: talks about their bodies go from green purple to black
Speaker 7: and how he would think about his friend in the
Speaker 7: grave and which stage he's at, Like that's what was
Speaker 7: the rhyme, Like they go from green people to black.
Speaker 7: I'm wondering what stage is at.
Speaker 6: I wish I didn't think about things like that, Like,
Speaker 6: and it's kind of like because their body goes from
Speaker 6: certain colors, which is fucked up as they're like decaying.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, just so she must have been mummified or
Speaker 7: something then, or he's literally just like looking at get
Speaker 7: into it. Insect infestive.
Speaker 6: Oh that even too, like eveing fucking creatures calling through
Speaker 6: their nostrils. And you always see that in movies, right,
Speaker 6: like people going through their nose and ship.
Speaker 8: They're eating their food like your food now, yeah, your if.
Speaker 6: And that's why maggots get formed, right and and and stuff,
Speaker 6: because they eat bodies and maybe form in the but
Speaker 6: that's if they're not on the ground though, right on
Speaker 6: the ground kind of. It's like potato bugs coming in
Speaker 6: there and be like, this is not potatoes.
Speaker 8: I don't know why potatoes.
Speaker 3: I don't even know why they called potato bugs.
Speaker 6: But now two years deceased, called Tandler was left with
Speaker 6: a task of maintaining Hoyo's corpse. He did this as
Speaker 6: needed inside of an old airplane he had repurposed into
Speaker 6: a makeshift medical laboratory.
Speaker 3: This guy is like Frankenstein the doctor.
Speaker 7: Like it's fucked up there there.
Speaker 6: He looked at a number of d I Y tricks
Speaker 6: to keep the young woman's decaying body intact. I don't
Speaker 6: actually know what de decomposing some bullshit.
Speaker 8: I don't know actually with DI I Y, do it yourself.
Speaker 6: It might be do it yourself, yeah he did. Yeah,
Speaker 6: So he looked at a number of do it yourself
Speaker 6: tricks to keep the young woman's decaying body intact, including
Speaker 6: plaster of Paris and glass eyes to maintain the integrity
Speaker 6: of her face, as well as coat coat hangers and
Speaker 6: other other wires to stable her skeleton frame. Oh my fuck, man, fuck,
Speaker 6: he's creating a fucking like a dummy, or like a
Speaker 6: fucking like a puppet puppet.
Speaker 3: Tear, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: You're on the wires, through them, and you fucking move
Speaker 6: their arms, and he's like he had the only emotion
Speaker 6: he like he put into the dollars, this motion, the
Speaker 6: jerk off motion. It's like you you pull a wire
Speaker 6: and tightens the hand and then he just moves it.
Speaker 3: Up and down. He said, this is my dream woman.
Speaker 8: Man, damn, he had her.
Speaker 6: He had her corpse stuffed with rags and attempt to
Speaker 6: preserve its original form, and he covered her scalp with
Speaker 6: bits of real fucking hair.
Speaker 8: Tying. He's trying to This is only the first.
Speaker 6: This is only the first story of what we're gonna
Speaker 6: get into. A lot of them were shorter than this one.
Speaker 6: This is just the big case. But Tandler added copious
Speaker 6: amounts of perfumes, flowers, and disaffectants preserving agents to keep
Speaker 6: her rotting older at bay because I've seen like I've
Speaker 6: seen my Grandpa's like my grandma's dead body. I've seen
Speaker 6: a dead body or two in my lifetime, but I've
Speaker 6: never smelt one because it's never been long enough. If
Speaker 6: you think about the smell of like like you know,
Speaker 6: you got animals on the side of the street and
Speaker 6: ship that you run over, you pass that smell of
Speaker 6: the day long enough?
Speaker 7: How even that Okay, so here here's like a little
Speaker 7: nippit into it. Have you ever been in a public
Speaker 7: washroom that hasn't been cleaned alone, just like one that
Speaker 7: goes and that's just from that's just from one little
Speaker 7: part of your decomposing, decomposing body that that smell would
Speaker 7: also be that I know, I know.
Speaker 6: So he's like obviously using these methods to keep her
Speaker 6: body not so smelly, and he routinely applied morticians wax
Speaker 6: to Hoyo's face and effort to keep her alive, like
Speaker 6: her wall, keep her alive, looking lively.
Speaker 8: As much as you can you could, I guess.
Speaker 6: Before she like literally becomes a skeleton. Right, So Carl
Speaker 6: Tandler had the corpse wrapped in a dress and gloves
Speaker 6: and jewelry and place the body in his own bed,
Speaker 6: which he shared with the corpse for the next seven years.
Speaker 6: Seven years, motherfucker. He slept beside a dead body, no thoughts.
Speaker 8: That would stink. So I don't care what you did,
Speaker 8: I would stink.
Speaker 6: I don't care what you did. One more, your body's
Speaker 6: gonna fucking smell.
Speaker 7: Well, I guess at that point you are literally just
Speaker 7: a skeleton. If he like washed it up and could
Speaker 7: got rid of all like the chunks of flesh and everything,
Speaker 7: and like, I guess if you're literally sleeping beside a skeleton,
Speaker 7: it wouldn't be that bad.
Speaker 3: He must love that shit.
Speaker 6: But like, remember when we like we talked about strange fetishes,
Speaker 6: there is people out there that.
Speaker 3: Like poo poo and peepee.
Speaker 7: It is just like, you know, I've heard of piss fetishes,
Speaker 7: but like poop fetishes are just the weirdest fucking shit.
Speaker 3: That's a weird thing.
Speaker 6: I's got an email justin Taze messaged you on Facebook
Speaker 6: that brings us back. No shit, he has my fucking
Speaker 6: Star Wars DVD. So that's why I keep her asking him, like,
Speaker 6: give me my fucking Star Wars ship.
Speaker 3: Bro Cares.
Speaker 6: Chelsea's like they're all on fucking Disney and ship and
Speaker 6: they're free and you already bought them on the PlayStation network,
Speaker 6: so why does it matter?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, but their physical copies, you know it.
Speaker 8: Guess it doesn't matter. It's not like it's gonna be
Speaker 8: worth something. Everybody's got a Star Wars DVD.
Speaker 6: So with pretty much the entire town talking about the
Speaker 6: reclusive man often seeing buying women's clothing and perfume, which
Speaker 6: is weird, the town caught onto that. They're like, this
Speaker 6: guy's fucking weird. He keeps buying like perfume. I see
Speaker 6: him at the perfume shop every Wednesday.
Speaker 8: It's you guys got the ship. Now.
Speaker 7: When it's comment, it would be like, yeah, that's what
Speaker 7: I was like, who's to say he doesn't have a wife, but.
Speaker 6: Use all that perfume On top of that, one local
Speaker 6: boy said that he witnessed the doctor dancing what appeared
Speaker 6: to be a giant doll.
Speaker 3: Oh my, you go, your like.
Speaker 6: The paper boys riding past, and you're like, chuck your
Speaker 6: paper and then you're like.
Speaker 8: Minute, yeah, we'll see this min.
Speaker 3: Just like dancing out of this corpse.
Speaker 6: Hoyo's family began to feel that's just like suspicious that
Speaker 6: something was going on.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and at what point, when when did you start
Speaker 7: getting suspicious?
Speaker 8: Ten?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy was.
Speaker 6: Like, I love your daughter. I know she's got tuberculosis,
Speaker 6: but I love her. I'm gonna do everything I can
Speaker 6: to bring her back to life. After Hoyo's sister showed
Speaker 6: up at Tandler's home in nineteen forty, the jig was up.
Speaker 6: There she found what believed to be a life sized effigy.
Speaker 6: You know what effigy is, right, That's what they did
Speaker 6: during Bohemium Grove. Is it's essentially a makeshift body. But
Speaker 6: most times when you're talking about effigy, it's something that's
Speaker 6: actually not real.
Speaker 3: It's not actually a body.
Speaker 6: In the terms of Bohemian Grove, they probably do use
Speaker 6: real bodies.
Speaker 3: But no, it's just a symbol of it's a fake.
Speaker 6: Like even though it's not, but the effigy of her
Speaker 6: departed sister. Arriving authorities quickly determined that the doll was,
Speaker 6: in fact Hoyo Is herself.
Speaker 3: So at first her sisters like, this motherfucker's.
Speaker 6: Just being creepy and made a doll of what she
Speaker 6: looked like. And imagine coming to the fact that it
Speaker 6: was actually her sisters. So they arrested Tansler for grave
Speaker 6: ropping kind of like good old ed geen right, because
Speaker 6: at the time, if Edgie never killed those two two
Speaker 6: to three women and they said he killed, he technically
Speaker 6: would have probably he was someone who actually went free
Speaker 6: for pleading insane, but you would be if he didn't
Speaker 6: actually kill those people, he probably would have like literally
Speaker 6: never spent a day in jail. She's just like he's
Speaker 6: mentally insane. To ship him to the the wacky bin?
Speaker 8: Well, is that is that worse? Especially back then?
Speaker 3: Back then it was worse. I feel now is not
Speaker 3: as bad, but back then they.
Speaker 7: Would like still fucking brutal, like even now, it's just like, uh,
Speaker 7: I guess like there's different levels. But if you want
Speaker 7: to go to like a straight like psych psyched like.
Speaker 3: Deep to a fucking bed.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like it's it. That's is that worse?
Speaker 3: Check them? Yeah.
Speaker 6: So an autopsy the body revealed that the intricacies of
Speaker 6: Tandler's work, which appeared in a paper tube inserted between
Speaker 6: her legs. Oh my god, he made a makeshift vagina.
Speaker 2: He made a makeshift vagina so he could.
Speaker 3: Fuck the corpse. I did not know that when I
Speaker 3: was researching this I forgot.
Speaker 6: He made like a paper tube that's doctor stuff, and
Speaker 6: then put it inside of the vagina so he could
Speaker 6: fuck the makeshift vagina.
Speaker 3: But he never.
Speaker 6: Admitted to committing any necrophilic acts. He definitely did because
Speaker 6: create that.
Speaker 8: I wanted to look. I looked.
Speaker 6: A fucking makeshift vagina which is already dead lips, and
Speaker 6: I just I can't even picture it right now, and
Speaker 6: I don't want to in my brains forming these images
Speaker 6: that I don't need. So a psychiatric evaluation the termine
Speaker 6: that Tansler was completely competent to stand trial, although some
Speaker 6: reports state that his ultimate plans involving flying horroes horrors
Speaker 6: high into the stratosphere so that the radiation from outer
Speaker 6: space could penetrate her tissues and restore her life to some.
Speaker 3: Sort of form.
Speaker 8: You have thought of something literally tried. At least if
Speaker 8: I shoot her.
Speaker 6: If I shoot this dead body to space, somehow the radiate,
Speaker 6: the radiated things of the stratosphere will turn into her
Speaker 6: living body, and somehow she'll come back to Earth being
Speaker 6: like I love you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, how would you get back? Though? Even could you
Speaker 8: imagine that working?
Speaker 7: She's out there and she's alive, she's like, ah, now
Speaker 7: a free fallback to fucking her.
Speaker 3: This is kind of like.
Speaker 6: If you watch The Bride of Frankenstein. I think we
Speaker 6: watched it one time we're drunk, but I've seen it,
Speaker 6: and that when she realizes the Bride of frank Stone,
Speaker 6: when she realizes she's alive, she freaks out and and Frankenstein.
Speaker 3: Is like, I've been like this forever or the frank
Speaker 3: Stance creature.
Speaker 6: He like loves her right because he wants her because
Speaker 6: he's the only dead thing. And then she like screams
Speaker 6: and free freaks out and realizes that she is alive
Speaker 6: even though she shouldn't be. So I feel like that's.
Speaker 7: What level or the level of consciousness that you need
Speaker 7: to have to even freak out like that.
Speaker 3: It's so cool, it's crippy.
Speaker 6: And the fact that that movie came out I think,
Speaker 6: like frank Stint came out in like nineteen twenty nine
Speaker 6: or nineteen thirty one something like that, Right, So Carl Tandler,
Speaker 6: for all we know, could have solved The Bride of
Speaker 6: frank Stint in theaters, uh and then been like if.
Speaker 3: I shoot her to space, maybe this could happen. So
Speaker 3: stupids so we're pretty much done his story.
Speaker 6: But despite everything, the statue of limitations had expired for
Speaker 6: the crime he was accused of committing, leaving Tandler free
Speaker 6: to go. Pereo's body was placed on display at a
Speaker 6: local funeral home, where nearly seven thousand people came to
Speaker 6: see the corrupt corpse for itself. Corrupted corpse, tooria became
Speaker 6: a museum attraction for.
Speaker 3: People, which is fucked up? Her body was.
Speaker 7: Finally to regain to do you have nothing else to
Speaker 7: don't It's not that fucked up to be like, I'm
Speaker 7: interested in what that other fucking kid just did.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So her body was final aid to rest for
Speaker 6: once and for all in an unmarked grave in Key
Speaker 6: West Cemetery. Carl Tandler actually received quite a bit of
Speaker 6: compensation during the court or Carl Tandler actually received quite
Speaker 6: a bit of compassion during his trial, with some even
Speaker 6: viewing him as hopeless and a weird uh elecentric romantic.
Speaker 6: How the fuck did you know that? It literally says,
Speaker 6: a weirdess centric romantic.
Speaker 3: Fucking.
Speaker 6: Nevertheless, he went on to live the rest of his
Speaker 6: life out is days alone and died in his home
Speaker 6: in nineteen fifty two, where he.
Speaker 3: Was discovered three weeks after his passing.
Speaker 8: That's a lot of time.
Speaker 6: Now we're in very small cases of people that literally
Speaker 6: had dead bodies inside their homes. That's like just fucking
Speaker 6: hung out with them. You ready for this ship.
Speaker 8: Bernie goes to the beach, Bernie goes. Yeah, literally literally,
Speaker 8: you've seen that.
Speaker 6: You've seen Bernie's Weekend. Uncle Bernie's Weekend. That shit's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 6: They put glasses on him because he's like rich and
Speaker 6: like if you've never seen, it's called Uncle Uncle Bernie's Weekend, right,
Speaker 6: something like that, Bernie's house, Bernie's Weekend.
Speaker 8: That sounds great, something like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, quick, quick, quick google it. I'll take my last shot.
Speaker 8: Weekend at Bernie's that's right.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's yeah. My dad loves that fucking film.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So after lee Van's wife passed and was buried in
Speaker 6: two thousand and three, he began sleeping on top of
Speaker 6: her grave every night.
Speaker 3: That's creepy enough.
Speaker 6: I've seen that video of that dog do it to
Speaker 6: the guy that was like a dead soldier.
Speaker 8: That's cute.
Speaker 7: Dogs. You lose your fucking mind then when your entire
Speaker 7: life just lost like that, and you're just like, I
Speaker 7: don't care anything.
Speaker 6: Yeah, say Chelsea died because she's at her dad's right now,
Speaker 6: because we're moving and do all the ship, so we're
Speaker 6: trying to bring our more expensive stuff to like her
Speaker 6: dad's house because he's close enough. So if she died
Speaker 6: their way home, I would probably lose my mind and
Speaker 6: you'd have to fucking help me. Because I've been with
Speaker 6: her since I was a teenager. I wouldn't know what
Speaker 6: to do, to be honest, like to bring it to
Speaker 6: personal ship. I have no idea what would happen if
Speaker 6: And I think she would do the same if I
Speaker 6: just died all of a sudden because of my alcohol abuse.
Speaker 6: I just joked, but like who knows that. I just
Speaker 6: like I thought you and her would wouldn't know what
Speaker 6: to do. As much as you want to call Alex
Speaker 6: your best friend, you know.
Speaker 8: I was joking.
Speaker 6: God, so whether he the weather got nasty, he dug
Speaker 6: a fucking tunnel down to the casket casket, so he
Speaker 6: would he wouldn't get rained on. So like if it
Speaker 6: was rainy, he'd be like, it's like a mole, Like
Speaker 6: I need to get closer to the casket, which is
Speaker 6: so fucked, man, All this shit fucked. So in November
Speaker 6: two thousand and four, more than a year later, he
Speaker 6: finally dug close enough to the body and took it home.
Speaker 8: Oh shit, to go there. He's like, I don't want
Speaker 8: to sleep outside anymore.
Speaker 3: I want to bring her home.
Speaker 8: She needs to be home with daddy, dude, so.
Speaker 6: To bring to keep his wife's corpse nice and fresh,
Speaker 6: Van molded her skin with plaster and clay and dressed
Speaker 6: her up in two thousand and nine and dressed her up.
Speaker 8: Okay, oh okay, So this was super recent though.
Speaker 6: In two thousand and nine he reported that he slept,
Speaker 6: that she slept on the bed with him, and he
Speaker 6: was eventually caught. And I don't think he was charged
Speaker 6: with much. But that's where his kind of story is.
Speaker 7: You can't really like if it was your own wife,
Speaker 7: no body else like really like had like.
Speaker 6: I think schiatric it was a psychiatric bullshit because like,
Speaker 6: I don't think he actually I don't think you actually
Speaker 6: got charged for anything, because that's kind of where the
Speaker 6: story ends. I think it was just more or less.
Speaker 7: Like, oh, it's because who did who did you hurt?
Speaker 7: Because you didn't take up some of her family's grave,
Speaker 7: you dug up your own and then like like losing
Speaker 7: your fucking mind like.
Speaker 8: For a while.
Speaker 6: But like ye, like, but they could just say that,
Speaker 6: like he was just so distraught that there was nothing
Speaker 6: much else you get do. Right, So let's get into
Speaker 6: the next one, because like we're gonna get in a
Speaker 6: lot of fucked up ship when it comes to body
Speaker 6: babyterial I'm saying, I'm telling the fans just wait for
Speaker 6: a couple like a month or two, we might get
Speaker 6: into most fucked up things you've ever heard us talk about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead and get it.
Speaker 6: When Jeane Stephen's husband James passed in two thousand, she
Speaker 6: still had her twin sister June for a company. But
Speaker 6: when June pasted in two thousand and nine, Jeane, ninety one, you.
Speaker 3: Already have a big bucket to win.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: You already lived for a long time.
Speaker 6: Was very lonely, so you should be at ninety one,
Speaker 6: you already surpassed everyone's death certificate. She somehow had the
Speaker 6: graves of both her husband and her sister exhumed and
Speaker 6: brought the bodies home so she could talk to them.
Speaker 6: Fucked eh, damn Stevens sat I guess like like old
Speaker 6: people do that.
Speaker 8: They even talk to themselves at least they're talking to
Speaker 8: like something.
Speaker 6: Like they lose their minds, especially we're ninety one, Like
Speaker 6: you don't have much of your mind left. I feel
Speaker 6: like that point you probably going through dementia and bullshit.
Speaker 6: So Stevens sat James, her husband, down on the couch
Speaker 6: and her detached garage in rural Pennsylvania. She propped June
Speaker 6: up in the spare bedroom her fucking sister in the
Speaker 6: main house. She spoke to the two corpses, dressed them
Speaker 6: up in accessories, quotations, and spurts them with perfume.
Speaker 3: That they liked. That's he.
Speaker 6: And I used to love smelling him in old spots,
Speaker 6: And now I go to the garage and I cuddle
Speaker 6: with him and no one.
Speaker 3: I just smell the old spice and I feel like
Speaker 3: he could rise from the dead.
Speaker 7: And once again, I like that one because that's the
Speaker 7: only like perfume for like men that I could I
Speaker 7: could possibly think that.
Speaker 3: A one question, she said.
Speaker 6: I think when you put them in the ground, that's
Speaker 6: a goodbye, goodbye. And this way I could touch them
Speaker 6: and look at them and talk to them and that's
Speaker 6: where her story ends.
Speaker 3: I don't really did.
Speaker 6: I didn't dig too deep into where she I don't
Speaker 6: think she would have been charged either. With some of
Speaker 6: these people, it would have been more or less like
Speaker 6: she is just so so grief stricken that it led
Speaker 6: her to do these weird acts.
Speaker 3: And that's where they would argue in the court of law.
Speaker 7: Yeah, then like, yeah, the only the only thing I
Speaker 7: would actually like come down to you is did you
Speaker 7: kill him? And like if he died, yeah, that was
Speaker 7: your husband property.
Speaker 8: What are you going to do? Kind of at that point.
Speaker 8: Kind of So we only got a couple more.
Speaker 6: But when Elaine Bernstroff passed in late nineteen seventies, her
Speaker 6: surviving sibling Antent.
Speaker 3: And Nett.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was like, my actually have an aunt name
Speaker 6: and nat and I know I couldn't think of that.
Speaker 6: Her surviving sibling Annette Frank and Margaret kept her body
Speaker 6: around and Evanson, Illinois, I l would be Illinois.
Speaker 3: I hope I'm right.
Speaker 6: Uh So, her surviving siblings Antonette Frank and Margaret crept
Speaker 6: her body around in Evanston, Illinois home and they showed
Speaker 6: tourist the private and known for being pack rats. The
Speaker 6: Bernstroffs never let others enter the cluttered home. And there's
Speaker 6: three of them, three of them living.
Speaker 3: Weird.
Speaker 8: Why did you do that? I don't I don't like that.
Speaker 6: I don't like that you did them and they're fucking
Speaker 6: cluttered home. Everyone assumed it was because the Bernstroffs were
Speaker 6: embarrassed for the messiness of their home.
Speaker 3: I guess they had.
Speaker 8: No one tree, two three.
Speaker 3: They had no idea.
Speaker 6: That the family had been concealing their sister's body for
Speaker 6: more than three decades.
Speaker 8: Stop doing that three three decades.
Speaker 6: Frank passed in two thousand and three at the age
Speaker 6: of eighty three. The remaining sisters covered him with blankets
Speaker 6: and put him in another room away from a lane,
Speaker 6: and then Anton, what.
Speaker 3: Did I say last time? Annette?
Speaker 8: Annetta?
Speaker 7: I think it's a Anetta.
Speaker 8: It's probably just.
Speaker 3: An Ita and it an What that? What the fuck that?
Speaker 6: I fucked that up? So it's Anita? Then Anita place.
Speaker 6: We passed away in May two thousand and eight at
Speaker 6: the age of ninety eight. She's two years away from
Speaker 6: one hundred. Fucking put her in the ground, man. She
Speaker 6: lived a good life. That's fucking old, man.
Speaker 8: No, she needs she needs a three.
Speaker 6: Hundred last sister alone dying and there's no explanation either
Speaker 6: way of what happened to her, but they obviously found her.
Speaker 6: And like all these cases of them just kind of
Speaker 6: being like, well, she kept the dead body in her house,
Speaker 6: they can't really do anything about it. It was more
Speaker 6: or less like their weird thought process of being like
Speaker 6: they're dead already, now they're my property.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna make a skin face out of out
Speaker 3: of her face.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because they charged so much so and like mine's
Speaker 7: real and authentic. I got the stamp to prove it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, when you die, can I use your face as
Speaker 6: like a lether face mask or like strap into my face?
Speaker 3: Billy, I like, I hate cats.
Speaker 7: You're gonna you're gonna put my You're gonna put my
Speaker 7: face on you, and you're gonna instantly look down?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 3: Am I French? Now? Is it huge? When he was
Speaker 3: about to pass, Lucio.
Speaker 6: Chack Q sixty one asked his wife to keep his
Speaker 6: body hidden in their house in Columbia countryside because he
Speaker 6: would come back to life.
Speaker 7: He's like, wife, it's like I'm coming. Just hold on,
Speaker 7: I'm coming for a minute. It's only coming back don't worry.
Speaker 7: I'm coming back to life. There was no sign of
Speaker 7: his resurrection.
Speaker 8: And three days, so it shouldn't be longer than that.
Speaker 6: More than that, so his neighbors began to ask where
Speaker 6: his body had gone because it seemed like there's no funeral.
Speaker 6: It's like when my husband's saying that he would be
Speaker 6: coming back in three d's and just never happened, and
Speaker 6: then the neighbors like, where is his body?
Speaker 3: He's like, uh, we chose not to bean him. He's
Speaker 3: kind of in my broom. Is that a good? Uh?
Speaker 3: Is illegal?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I don't think it is really like, I really want
Speaker 3: to know.
Speaker 4: It.
Speaker 6: And this is in Columbia where they're like, we have
Speaker 6: so much cocaine everybody, Hi, we forget things people do.
Speaker 3: That's illegal.
Speaker 8: We forget things people do. Yeah, so thirty day later.
Speaker 6: There's no thirty days that. She was like, all right,
Speaker 6: waiting for my huntsman. He's not coming back from the dead.
Speaker 8: I'm waiting, okay. So you can't.
Speaker 7: You can't simply be buried anywhere. Obviously, there are restrictions
Speaker 7: associated with burial on private land and whatnot, but there
Speaker 7: is no law expressly forbidding not being buried, so you
Speaker 7: keep in the house. Consent must, however, though, be granted
Speaker 7: from your local authority.
Speaker 6: Huh, well, don't you remember, like back in the day,
Speaker 6: in like the eighteen hundred, when photos first started being
Speaker 6: a thing, they would take.
Speaker 3: Pictures of their dead bodies.
Speaker 6: Like it would be like Grandma hanging out with the
Speaker 6: family after she's dead, and they would prop up with
Speaker 6: the boys.
Speaker 3: That's a real thing.
Speaker 6: If a baby was dead in the first year whatever,
Speaker 6: even like a week or two, they would pose pictures
Speaker 6: with the family with the dead baby. That was a
Speaker 6: real thing because at the time of photos, like, we're
Speaker 6: going to capture their moments, here's little Johnny sitting on
Speaker 6: my lap, even though the baby's dead.
Speaker 7: I just I just did a quick google. I was like,
Speaker 7: because I didn't know. If I searched it wrong, it
Speaker 7: might have been like can you bury in your own backyard?
Speaker 7: That's that's kind of what it might have been. But
Speaker 7: so I was like, can you keep a dead buddy
Speaker 7: at home? And it's like a dead body can be
Speaker 7: kept at home for three to five days with that
Speaker 7: significant deterioration with the user, and it's straight up listen
Speaker 7: to it goes with the use of fans, air conditioning,
Speaker 7: and dried ice or these ten chi ice packs order
Speaker 7: them from this tenschi Ice Canada or Crypto pack blankets.
Speaker 8: Order from Crypto Pack.
Speaker 7: Like it gives you keep at home if you would like,
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Speaker 7: we have our ordering like, just order them from us.
Speaker 7: It'll be the best way for you if you.
Speaker 6: Fuck okay, you want to keep your dead body good
Speaker 6: at ww dot Amazon dot com.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, fucking s.
Speaker 3: All right? So, which is crazy.
Speaker 6: So three days later, with no sign of his resurrection,
Speaker 6: neighbors being asked where the bodies win like Worre's homeboy
Speaker 6: and clubbing officials found his body in the master bedroom
Speaker 6: and she obviously probably wasn't charged with anything, and they
Speaker 6: were just like, you gotta you gotta bury the body.
Speaker 6: You gotta do something with the body.
Speaker 3: Very fucked up.
Speaker 6: So in twenty ten, Tokyo resident Sogan Catto lives. Yeah,
Speaker 6: so get this is a weird one where we only
Speaker 6: have two more so very weird one compared to all
Speaker 6: the other ones, because it's almost like they lied about it.
Speaker 6: So he lived quotations to see his one hundred and
Speaker 6: eleventh birthday, making him the oldest man in this town.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
Speaker 6: When a local officials went to his house to honor him,
Speaker 6: they were turned away by the family members. Upon investigating,
Speaker 6: the police found Cato's mamma fied skeleton remains dressed in
Speaker 6: pj's lying in his bed, where he had been for
Speaker 6: an estimated thirty years.
Speaker 8: Oh shit.
Speaker 6: So as for their side of the story, Kato's daughter
Speaker 6: and granddaughter claimed innocence. They said that the man of
Speaker 6: the house had retreated to his bedroom for more than
Speaker 6: three decades ago, becoming a living Buddha. So he's like,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go to my bedroom and I'm going to
Speaker 6: become a living I'm going to meditate until I die.
Speaker 3: I guess that's their story.
Speaker 6: After his wife passed in two thousand and four, Cato
Speaker 6: began receiving a widower's pension payments totally more than one
Speaker 6: hundred grand oh fuck, and some was withdrawn by the
Speaker 6: time his body was discovered. So what it means is
Speaker 6: that they claimed that he was still alive, and he
Speaker 6: lived and he was the oldest man in town even
Speaker 6: though he died thirty years beforehand.
Speaker 3: Because since his wife died. He died shortly after, and.
Speaker 6: Then their family started taking his pension essentially from her will.
Speaker 8: Yeah, saying that she was holy five.
Speaker 3: He's still alive and still can't collect it.
Speaker 8: I know, so fucking sneaky.
Speaker 3: So yeah, we we have a couple more.
Speaker 6: Actually, but they're not they're very small. These are all
Speaker 6: very small. This opened in two thousand and five. Husband
Speaker 6: Howard Lewis sixty eight, kept his wife Elizabeth, passing a
Speaker 6: secret from friend and neighbors a little bit. Oh, he
Speaker 6: kept Elizabeth passing a secret to friends and neighbors, so
Speaker 6: he didn't tell really the authorities. Sound like, sounds like
Speaker 6: he went on working at a shop in South Wales.
Speaker 6: When he asked, when asked, said she was fine. Quotations
Speaker 6: when police finally recalled after five months of nobody seeing her,
Speaker 6: and the husband's only sixty eight, so she could have
Speaker 6: been sixty five sixty for all we know, they found
Speaker 6: Elizabeth's body at Oh, so he was kind of a pimpin'.
Speaker 6: She was seventy nine, so ten years older than his senior,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean. So still she was still
Speaker 6: in bed where supposed to be she passed. Friends speculated
Speaker 6: Howard was just in shock and denial and just left
Speaker 6: his his wife's body in the bed just she died naturally.
Speaker 8: I can't touch it. I didn't even clean up the poop.
Speaker 8: It just I can't tell you.
Speaker 3: This smell would have been horrible.
Speaker 6: So, and these are all these cases of people literally
Speaker 6: living with corpses, and they don't dive into too much
Speaker 6: of the detail of what would happen because most likely,
Speaker 6: most time well proven without a doubt, you just could
Speaker 6: say that they're insane, that they didn't realize what they
Speaker 6: were doing. They were doing with grief and denial. So
Speaker 6: you can't really change the fact that that happened. So
Speaker 6: let's go on the next one. Earlier, one week in
Speaker 6: twenty ten, Phoenix police got a bizarre call from fifty
Speaker 6: six year old man who said he had shot his wife.
Speaker 3: My wife's dad. Why she dead?
Speaker 8: Sir, I killed it.
Speaker 6: I pulled a shotgun inside of her mouth and said,
Speaker 6: pray to Jesus because you're about to go to hell.
Speaker 8: She pulls up, Oh my God, So.
Speaker 6: Whatever, he shot his wife. When they robbed his house,
Speaker 6: they found the body of sixty six year old women
Speaker 6: and question who had been shot with a handgun the
Speaker 6: friday before.
Speaker 8: Right, So yeah, so like, okay, not killed. He called the.
Speaker 3: Police and he was like, I just shot my wife.
Speaker 6: Uh yeah, I k older, And then they showed up
Speaker 6: and so he was.
Speaker 3: So the younger men seemed to like killing their wives
Speaker 3: that are older.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well you get their money, they got some monies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get the monies.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 6: But yeah, she was sixty six years old and she
Speaker 6: had been shot with a handgun the friday before he
Speaker 6: even called. Ok So he noticed the caller had shot
Speaker 6: himself in the face but was still alive.
Speaker 8: Shot himself in the fucking face.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so he kept no, but he kept with he
Speaker 6: he killed her, left her body there for a week.
Speaker 6: This is the time where he kind of felt guilty
Speaker 6: and he shot himself in the face, called the police
Speaker 6: right before he did it, and then he lived.
Speaker 8: Okay, So it was like through he did try to
Speaker 8: kill himself, but.
Speaker 6: Yes, it didn't work in obviously he's not charged with anything,
Speaker 6: or if he is.
Speaker 7: He's obviously he's not charged with anything. Well, he tried
Speaker 7: to do a homicide suicide.
Speaker 6: But he was still left alive and he could have passed.
Speaker 6: They didn't actually go in the full detail. But he
Speaker 6: could have passed after the gunshot one weeks later, or
Speaker 6: if he lived, he's probably paraplegic or some sort.
Speaker 8: Of like he's not. Yeah, you can't put him in jail.
Speaker 6: Like Kurt Cobain. If Kirklbain survives, Trump his brain together,
Speaker 6: being like.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you're special, you're small things. Oh that's not even
Speaker 9: my thonge anymore, it's not so spirit smells like my
Speaker 9: own feet.
Speaker 8: Eth taste good.
Speaker 3: Okay, what yea one lasst fucking ship on the doco edit.
Speaker 6: It's like some reversed psycho scene, an unnamed law enforcement
Speaker 6: officer told Fox News after a woman in Brooklyn was
Speaker 6: found in her found living in her son's corpse in
Speaker 6: September two thousand, found living with her son's corpse in
Speaker 6: September twenty sixteen.
Speaker 8: So reverse your son, man, I know that ship I
Speaker 8: would do.
Speaker 6: The woman read out, what would you say?
Speaker 7: I said, that's some ship I would do. If it
Speaker 7: was your son, it'd be like, that's that's my fucking kid.
Speaker 3: Man at least pet in his child's hair as it's dead.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that that I honestly like, I I don't know
Speaker 7: what the funk i'd do.
Speaker 8: I'd probably.
Speaker 3: I love the original Psycho.
Speaker 6: But if you watch even the show, which I know you,
Speaker 6: I think you said you've watched Base.
Speaker 3: Motel, Base Motel is a fucked up show. And in
Speaker 3: the last.
Speaker 6: And the fact that like in the show too is
Speaker 6: very creepy because he ends up like mammifying his mom's corpse. Essentially,
Speaker 6: that's the way he kind of diest. She was fucked up,
Speaker 6: like and they did a good job. And this is
Speaker 6: kind of like the reverse of it, because it's a
Speaker 6: woman that she was.
Speaker 3: Okay, get this, get this.
Speaker 8: She was legally.
Speaker 6: Blind, and she was a hoarder. She was not even
Speaker 6: aware her son passed in her house. She she wasn't
Speaker 6: even where their son died.
Speaker 8: I don't blind, You're you're gonna go and like, but
Speaker 8: she's an order.
Speaker 3: She's an order dead cats. There's like dead cats on
Speaker 3: the couch and she's like, oh.
Speaker 8: There's snowball.
Speaker 6: The remains were discovered by Justinette Butchman, Wolf and Son
Speaker 6: so the mother Rita her actual sister in law, and
Speaker 6: found one was described as a completely intact human skeleton
Speaker 6: wearing jeans, socks, a shirt, laying on the mattress, surrounded
Speaker 6: by clutter, the steve decayed indicated the man passed maybe
Speaker 6: twenty years prior, so her fucking mom, you've never gone
Speaker 6: in the room. No, the mom was legally blind and
Speaker 6: she knows. She wasn't obviously aware of what her son
Speaker 6: was doing. Uh, he could have been in the house
Speaker 6: working jobs. And was like, I'm just showing up your
Speaker 6: own mom, I'm just gonna I come here just to
Speaker 6: pass up.
Speaker 3: And times who knows the entire story.
Speaker 8: Is, yeah, but which you don't hear from your son
Speaker 8: for a long fucking time. I'd call that one.
Speaker 3: Maybe she she's blind, It got thirty years.
Speaker 8: She's like, I should fucking call that one one.
Speaker 6: I think about thirty years of me, the fact that
Speaker 6: no twenty and the fact that he was still in
Speaker 6: his jeans, in his entire outfit, and he just died
Speaker 6: on his bed and then he decayed obviously after years.
Speaker 6: And she was so used to the smell because I've
Speaker 6: seen those fucking shows.
Speaker 3: Yes, that ship. Yeah, like the hoarders, I lived.
Speaker 7: I lived with one. I lived with one. When I
Speaker 7: first went back to Melbert out of to Ontario. I
Speaker 7: got a room in a house and it was the
Speaker 7: girl that owned the house as a hoarder.
Speaker 8: It was fucking brutal. Man.
Speaker 7: This was like a multi it was a multimillion dollar home.
Speaker 7: I rented out a room for her for like four
Speaker 7: inner bucks, and like I walk in and like the
Speaker 7: front door is that there was like a whole space
Speaker 7: by the front door and you couldn't even use it. It
Speaker 7: was gone top to ceiling stuff with ship and then
Speaker 7: even the stairs two thirds of the stairs on both
Speaker 7: sides recovered with ship and it just gave you one
Speaker 7: little thin narrow path to walk up and you find
Speaker 7: this apartment. Well it was somewhere. It was suwhere Danny
Speaker 7: lived before too, and then I it was just somebody.
Speaker 3: To Danny's, like this is a good place to.
Speaker 8: Know it was.
Speaker 7: It was a good like she was a nice lady
Speaker 7: and renting a room for four hundred bucks. Fuck yeah,
Speaker 7: And I'd like I didn't have a job yet. I
Speaker 7: was like, fuck yeah. So we walked out. But basically,
Speaker 7: like her multimillion dollar home, it was fucking massive. By
Speaker 7: the way, was about the like the total walking space
Speaker 7: in that entire house was like it was like a
Speaker 7: grid where you only had like one like you couldn't
Speaker 7: pass somebody in the hallway because like you would be like, oh, fuck,
Speaker 7: like passed.
Speaker 6: She just had to pass the white dead kiddie, you
Speaker 6: have the liver, passed the dead dog.
Speaker 8: But dude, you know what's more.
Speaker 7: You know what's more fucked up about that, though, is
Speaker 7: she knew where fucking everything was or.
Speaker 8: She did it was fuck, dude, she knew everything.
Speaker 7: And I was like, like, it was to the point
Speaker 7: I was I was nailing pictures, like you got some nails.
Speaker 7: She's like, okay, so no, she's like going to going
Speaker 7: to the living room that wasn't even a living room
Speaker 7: and she's like turned to the right wall and it
Speaker 7: should be about three boxes in and sure ship.
Speaker 8: And I was like, what the fuck? I do not know?
Speaker 8: You never told me that story. Yeah, it was Kathleen.
Speaker 7: It was here in Cambridge actually ran the first went
Speaker 7: back before before I worked at game Time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your name is Kathleen.
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh fuck? Is she dead now?
Speaker 7: No, she's an old lady too, But she actually still
Speaker 7: to daily and even this morning I got a message
Speaker 7: from her, sends me conspiracy videos. What she's perf's from
Speaker 7: the seventies. She she did so much fucking acid during
Speaker 7: the Woodstock era that she's fucked dude.
Speaker 3: It's imagine.
Speaker 6: Imagine those people that do, like you know, the shows
Speaker 6: like American Pickers and stuff, where you go in and
Speaker 6: be like, they probably find some crazy ship. We actually
Speaker 6: found some cocaine from the seventies. There's some fucking blow here.
Speaker 6: It's literally on this market worth a million dollars because
Speaker 6: of the purity of it. And uh, lady, what do
Speaker 6: you want for this this pile of cocaine?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 8: Anyways, yes, but carry out.
Speaker 6: I did not know that, all right, Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of people that lived in There's probably
Speaker 6: definitely more, and we'll get into it on Strange News because,
Speaker 6: like for the Patreon, eventually want to get in the
Speaker 6: Strange News again. We have an episode coming up based
Speaker 6: on news in the nineteen hundreds that will eventually be
Speaker 6: up on the Patreon.
Speaker 3: So I want.
Speaker 6: I think a good one would maybe bring back the
Speaker 6: Living with the Dead series and do one based on
Speaker 6: more recent because you know, during COVID, some Graham is like, well,
Speaker 6: Ronnie died like a year ago when when COVID first started,
Speaker 6: and I really didn't know what to do with this body,
Speaker 6: so I left him on the lazy Boy, and we
Speaker 6: watched the uf c's together, you know those things with
Speaker 6: the sexy man and they got they got the abs
Speaker 6: and they punch each other. Me and him thoroughly enjoy
Speaker 6: Kitty always likes to sit on his lap and we.
Speaker 8: Watch it, just Katie and just him. That's the only
Speaker 8: lap she likes.
Speaker 3: Dead body.
Speaker 6: She like, nibbles out his nose. It's uh, it's almost
Speaker 6: la tuna, and she says. She joeys it with her moows.
Speaker 6: She says, ma'am, yow, Hello, I like my.
Speaker 7: Dad fun Factor, ah.
Speaker 8: Right, because it's Do you have your road cast hooked up?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 8: Fuck me, it's time for.
Speaker 2: Billies fun Factor.
Speaker 8: The stupid fucking ship. I'm fucking recording.
Speaker 3: God damn together, it's happening.
Speaker 7: Another one texted in by Fin Really all right, dope, yeah,
Speaker 7: fucking So, here's your fun fact. He says, I can't
Speaker 7: recall where I heard it. Sorry, doesn't matter. I looked
Speaker 7: it up. It's true, it is.
Speaker 8: I looked it up.
Speaker 7: Apparently roller coasters were invented. Why why do you think
Speaker 7: roller coasters became a thing.
Speaker 6: I would think for entertainment, but obviously there's something more
Speaker 6: fucked up behind.
Speaker 7: This roller coasters Literally, the person that made roller coasters
Speaker 7: were straight up in the eighteen hundreds, there were making
Speaker 7: roller coasters to make people not do sinful activities aka fucking.
Speaker 7: They didn't want that, they didn't want them to defy God,
Speaker 7: so they invented a roller coaster to keep them pretty occupied.
Speaker 8: You seriously, Yeah, I looked like it was it.
Speaker 6: What was the first It was obviously mad out of
Speaker 6: wood like you have some of the roller coasters made
Speaker 6: would Land.
Speaker 7: I know, I didn't really look where the first one was,
Speaker 7: but yeah, that was straight up. It was in like
Speaker 7: eighteen eighty or something.
Speaker 6: It would have been at like a fair like what
Speaker 6: we'll get into with HH Holmes and stuff like that
Speaker 6: is like the World's Fair. I feel like if that
Speaker 6: would be like the first roller coaster.
Speaker 7: Cool though, like that that somebody like made the roller
Speaker 7: coaster out of like an ideal that.
Speaker 6: You don't forget that, YO, did get?
Speaker 3: What the fuck? That's weird? That's weird? All right? Well?
Speaker 3: Fun my brain is is mor belief fucked?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 6: The dead bodies, you know what I mean? Uh, if
Speaker 6: somebody dies and you know about it and it's in
Speaker 6: your household or somewhere you know. Please report to the
Speaker 6: authorities the corpse.
Speaker 7: Please don't like just like.
Speaker 3: You don't need it.
Speaker 6: Don't be like Jeffrey Dahmer and you want to go
Speaker 6: back and listen to a better episode than that.
Speaker 3: Fuck.
Speaker 6: But yeah, don't don't cuddle with the corpses. If they're dead,
Speaker 6: it's not really needed. You can probably put them in
Speaker 6: the ground and let them rest because you know their
Speaker 6: soul is not just their souls like being like, man,
Speaker 6: I just want to like, I want my body to
Speaker 6: just dis disintegrate. I don't need you to fucking touch
Speaker 6: my body after I'm dead.
Speaker 8: I miss your grandma.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll follow the ship w W podcast.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 4: I'm not smoking like David and Ike because don't know
Speaker 4: what the laziest night don't walk alone. It's not Stephen Knight,
Speaker 4: serial killers taking lives, even building in.
Speaker 2: A figure Skies husband seemed.
Speaker 4: Nice to lead his wife. Not this seems right in
Speaker 4: this way of life. Pay the price and now your
Speaker 4: soul taking This is a nice cold hate trede now
Speaker 4: stage twice. There's now Stephen Knight Shuman right from last
Speaker 4: week see U Foes by uver ring through space, Reptilian
Speaker 4: shoes as dna Una.
Speaker 2: Don't go in the sewers, dark chas, don't be afraid.
Speaker 4: Every way too late for you, A ticket land and
Speaker 4: slave nation like Stalin.
Speaker 8: I hear you call him as the wind bowl your nose.
Speaker 2: Please understand coke and not smoke trees. Don't just told me.
Speaker 2: If it gets cold, fuck your coding and your lyft.
Speaker 4: Notes, show gun boat works and hope that you won't
Speaker 4: burn on hudgment tagged. The corruption pays one while you're another,
Speaker 4: yo'll be displayed. All my man told piece. When you're
Speaker 4: doing I can't ceprate. And if you hate without vote,
Speaker 4: you need to take a fucking choke. Believe me, y'all.
Speaker 4: I let the paper votes. By the end, shore be
Speaker 4: hanging by a rope. And if you hate without vote,
Speaker 4: you need to take a fucking choke.
Speaker 2: Believe me.
Speaker 4: I let to be for votes by the end. You
Speaker 4: have to hanging by the rope, greet for me like
Speaker 4: Jamie Lee turnist and I am to please.
Speaker 2: They just lean nervous, but everything I say is secretly worded.
Speaker 4: Fucking hands little, then lots of KANSA bear's burd been shot,
Speaker 4: then shots up here bourbon, and now I'm starting.
Speaker 2: There's no reverse in the damage. Shot done wasn't worth it.
Speaker 6: The bee came down.
Speaker 2: Man on the corp, take my hands to name a god.
Speaker 2: That's some one. Pull the trigger. Run, run, running for
Speaker 2: your lunch. Jump cun this is my love, John, come first,
Speaker 2: jup cries, find out tree and hug running hundreds will die.
Speaker 4: Find that time you're offended by the song, hide under covers.
Speaker 2: Because you're one sensit motherfucker. And if you hang without rope,
Speaker 2: you need to take a fucking choke.
Speaker 3: Believe me.
Speaker 2: I let the paper votes by the end.
Speaker 4: Jumper hanging by a rope, and then you hang without rope,
Speaker 4: you need to take a fucking choke.
Speaker 2: Believe me. I let the paper.
Speaker 4: Volts by the end, jump hanging by robes. Ye have, motherfuckers,
Speaker 4: you don't be hanging by a rope. Don't talking, so
Speaker 4: you're fucking a choke. I love the sound of that.
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