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Speaker 1: Good morning from hell. I'm Chris and I'm dead, and

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my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we

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interview everyone any afterlife. And I'm joined by uh, guys, guys.

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Speaker 2: Things are bad, Chris, things are really bad. Go get

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your mattress. My mattress, new mattress. I just bought you.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah. This is Clayton. He's the younger brother of Satan.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I got this. Go get the mattress. It's me,

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It's Clayton and the younger brother of Satan. Oh god, oh, Chris,

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and I run this podcast and it's about to get

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shut down.

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Speaker 1: What we're over, Chris, it's over. Did you get the mattress? Yeah,

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that's right here. Why do you need a mattress of needles?

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Speaker 2: Ah, I'm not stabbing you, you know, I'll stab you

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a couple of times.

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Speaker 1: I gotta get inside your mattress. That's where I hide

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all the money. LI to the needles. There's money there,

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cameld on.

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Speaker 2: Hold on for the five, carry the three thousand, carry

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the two.

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Speaker 1: We got two dollars and fifteen cents. Chris. It's not

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enough money, and it's not enough money. What do we

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need money for? It's it's bad, Chris, it's real bad.

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Speaker 2: I owe money to the most evil person in Hell.

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Oh my, hen we're not getting out of this one.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, is it your brother? You owe money to

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your brother? It's family. No, no, Chris, it's worse. It's

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Dick Cheney, the vice president of Hell. Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Ever since he got down here last November. Yeah, so

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he's been shaking things up, and I owe him a

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lot of money. Okay, well, what did you promise him?

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I promise him. Don't freak out.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 2: I promised him six six hundred and sixty six bitcoin.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't even know how much. Hold on,

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how much is that any that's a lot sixty six

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six six big coin conversion dollars. Well, we'll see whether

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it's worth at right now?

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Speaker 2: Is one bitcoin worth sixty eight thousand dollars?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Currently it's pretty low right now? Oh my god,

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look at all the numbers.

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Speaker 2: I can't even four, five, nine, three six one whatever

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that is in billions.

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Speaker 1: Surely this is actually good because bitcoins are pretty low

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right now. It could be worse. It could be worse,

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but it's still pretty bad. Chris.

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Speaker 2: What is the deadline for this tomorrow morning, Chris.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, it's real bad, Chris. Okay, all right,

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maybe we set up like a bunch of servers and

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we like mine. Do you know a needy miners?

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Speaker 2: I don't want to get on the Epstein list. Okay,

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so we can't do the miner's room. Okay, all right, listen.

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I did buy a bunch of these gold coins, but

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they're the chocolates.

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Speaker 1: They're melting out. It looks like I just have shit

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and foil all over my hands.

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Speaker 2: Chris, you do we got to turn these shitty shitty

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chocolate coins into bitcoin into bitcoin.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 2: Oh hello, god, my god, whoa how did you get

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in here?

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Speaker 1: Who is this guy? I don't know who are you?

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Speaker 3: I just walked to the door, dear friend.

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Speaker 1: No, I've never seen this man in my life.

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Speaker 3: Someone left the door wide open in some kind of

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terrible rush.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, sorry, you snuck up on us there.

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Speaker 2: Normally when we have a guest on our show, I

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bring them in via teleporter.

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Speaker 1: You just waltz right in.

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Speaker 3: Oh I didn't know you were doing this show.

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Speaker 4: I just saw a big sad deepon crying his little

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eyes out. I thought, hey, maybe I can help. Oh,

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you got a problem.

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Speaker 3: I could help with?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean big cry. Chris is the one

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that's crying. I'm not crying, but I am the big

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bad demons. I'm not crying. I'm not crying.

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Speaker 1: Oh what at all? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Well all right, basically, whatever your name is, mystery man,

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we owed Dick Cheney six six hundred and sixty six bitcoin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we need it now, and all I have is

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these melted chocolates.

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Speaker 3: Interesting. Well, i'll tell you what. I happen to have

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a little secret. Okay, I can.

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Speaker 4: Turn big piles of human shit and foil Oh no chocolate.

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Speaker 1: I think it might be mixed with the two. I

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don't know. Calm A, calm b.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can turn this into bitcoin for you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, great, phenomenal.

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Speaker 4: Oh I got a little trick here. I've been working

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on it for a while. I've had time on my hands.

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Speaker 3: But why don't you give me?

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Speaker 1: Why'd you say it like that? Why are you saying

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it like that? Your breath? Oh my god, what do

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you mean?

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Speaker 3: It's how you make deals.

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Speaker 4: Maybe you're not used to it, but you really got

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to get in there. So let me just climb up here,

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right up right up to your shoulder.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what'll you give me?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right again, dry your eyes? Demon? What do

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you give me?

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Speaker 1: My god? Now we're crying. But because the onion breath,

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it's just so strong.

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Speaker 3: Someone else had me turn some gold into onions for them,

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but now I'm done with that.

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Speaker 1: Oh why would someone do that? Yeah, that's a weird

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trade off.

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Speaker 4: They had probaised somebody else a big truckload of onions

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and all they had was six hundred and sixty six

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thousand bitcoins.

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Speaker 3: So I touched each onions for them. Oh, they were

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very grateful.

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Speaker 1: So specific.

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Speaker 2: It's strange and relevant to our situation, but also stupid. Really,

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you should have talked to each other. But you're right,

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I'm the middleman here and I'm benefiting. Okay, one more time,

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what do'll you give me?

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Speaker 1: Okay? All right, or we have to offer chrys. Look around?

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What do you want? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Is there anything specific that you're looking for? Yeah, Pokemon

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card trade or something.

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Speaker 3: Or a pocon cod trade. Now interesting.

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Speaker 4: You could give me The first shiny is a hud

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that you find anywhere.

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Speaker 3: In hell Okay, okay, you don't need to give it

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to me right now. I don't imagine you have one,

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but one day you will. And when that day comes,

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oh oh god, you have to give it to me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, he's so close to me. You're really into Pokemon,

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I guess. Yeah, do you like Pokemon? I mean, is

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this like a thing of yours?

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Speaker 3: Or no?

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Speaker 4: I'm not a nut. Okay, but that's money to be made. Okay,

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all right, you know the kind of money people are

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gonna pay for a first edition shiny chars out.

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Speaker 1: A lot less than they pay for six thousand.

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Speaker 3: Like fifty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Still the conversion, that's less than one bitcoin.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I don't need bitcoin. I can make bitcoin

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out of foil and shit. I can't make Pokemon cuts.

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Speaker 2: So if you can make bitcoin out of foil and shit,

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then why don't you just do that and get like

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all of the chars are Wait wait.

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Speaker 1: Wait, oh oh oh, we don't want to get okay, wink,

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all right, you drive a hard bargain.

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, we will get you this chars art and

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I know exactly how oh wonderful.

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Speaker 1: Yes, if you can get us this bitcoin?

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, oh that's easy. I'll set it up right now.

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Take this. You know podcasting, you run into a computer.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, yeah, that's fine, Yeah, go ahead, Yeah, I'll

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take that.

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Speaker 3: I'm a little guy. The computer towele is very big,

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full of me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. For people listening, this is a shiny, tiny little man. Yeah,

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like coiny shoes.

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Speaker 3: Get these going.

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Speaker 2: Weird hats, got like a bell at the end of it,

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greenish skin.

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Speaker 1: He's just typing.

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Speaker 2: But while he's typing, he's saying tappity tap tip type.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Hey, don't look a gift tots in the mouth here.

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Speaker 2: You're right, sorry, sir? All right, so what are you

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doing right now? What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Are you hacking?

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Speaker 4: I'm doing something a little secret. Oh okay, I can

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tell you how I do it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but what will you give me? He keeps wunning bargains.

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Speaker 2: Chris again, what do you want? Yeah, you can name

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the price, name my prize.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever heard of the blue eyes white Dragon.

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That's not a Pokemon this, no, no, it's a Ugyo card.

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Speaker 1: You see u Yo card? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they're.

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Speaker 3: Worth at least twelve thousand dollars in the open market.

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Speaker 4: Okay, one day you might find one falling into your possession,

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And on that day I will come and I will

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call on you, and I will say, you owe me

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one blue eyes, and I will take it from you,

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and you will give it to me.

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Speaker 3: You'll give it to me gladly. I know how much

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you will love your blue eyes. You will say, I

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can see myself in this blue eyes. It's just like me,

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and I love it so much. But you will give

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it to me. You'll give me that blue eyes, White Dragon.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, so we got one charizard for six thousand,

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six hundred sixty six bit coin. Yes, we've got one

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buoys dragon for the methods to make six thousand, six

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hundred and sixty six pin coin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and that's good for you.

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Speaker 3: It seems better me.

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Speaker 1: You just want the two cards.

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Speaker 3: Yes, a deal. It seems too easy, doesn't it so

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simple to give away these future gifts that may arrive

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for you? But one day you will rue this decision

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when you see that blue eyes shining in your hands. Okay,

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ready to be summoned, perhaps polymerized into the blue eyes

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older my dragon. But you you'll never get to see

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such a beautiful creature. Graze the field of battle, for

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I will have your blue eyes okay, and your jar

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is are and they will kiss. They will kiss in

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my hands.

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Speaker 2: Well, don't do that because you might wrinkle them and

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it'll cause them damage. That's reducing the value of both cards.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's fine. You can keep them unwrinkled when they're

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in your possession. But when they belong to me, mister

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a secret man, well then I'm real to do whatever

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I want with them. I make them kiss, so maybe

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I'll tear them in half and blue them back together,

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but it'll remind to do.

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Speaker 1: So.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna take these really valuable cards and you're gonna

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just damage them?

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Speaker 3: Yes, and do you want to know how to make

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bitcoin on that?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I want that, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, sure,

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go ahead, show us houth dow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead.

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Speaker 4: I just went to www. Dot freepitcoin dot com. Slash

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give me the bitcoin I want it now, slash question

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mark HPP two one, seven.

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Speaker 3: Three eight. Okay, you hit that button. You see it

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right there. It sometimes doesn't say enter. It just has

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a little arrow going backwards and arcade and symbol that

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lets you get further into the deep web. Oh, I

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press it. I press it here with my finger. It

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sounds like this, and then okay, and then the money

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just comes rolling in. The bitcoin comes free off the internet.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right.

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Speaker 2: I mean it does seem to be working. Yeah, is

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it working because no, hold on, I got a text. Yep, No,

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it's in my bank account.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how you get there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, audience members. I wouldn't advise doing this. I don't

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know if this is gonna work.

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Speaker 3: These fools through. No, the url changes every day. Every

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day there's a new URL. They'll never find the next one.

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But don't tell them, listeners, listeners at home, don't tell

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these fools about the changing URLs.

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Speaker 2: You're whispering this into my ear. You're not even talking

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into the microphone in front of you. You're talking into

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my microphone.

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Speaker 1: What okay? All right, we got the bitcoin?

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Speaker 4: How don't anybody over here the plans of me mister

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rum Rum, mister.

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Speaker 1: Rum, mister Rum.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I done it again. I've said my plans out loud.

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Speaker 2: Okay, No, it's cool, man, I go I we know

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your name, mister mister rum, mister rum, mister Rum.

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Speaker 3: That's all it is. There's no further all right.

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Speaker 2: All right, we need to be like weird about it.

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We got a bitcoin and you just need those two cards.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: I'll see you again one day when you have the

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greatest treasures of mankind in your hands. Thinking I can

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use these, I can put these upon my summoning field.

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Maybe I'll equip my blue eyes with some kind of

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ulicorn horn. But you won't be able to arrive. Will arrive,

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and I will take it from your hands. Okay, your

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red clawed hands. All right, by until then, see you later.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, I'm off and he's gone.

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 2: That was That's the easiest money I've ever made in

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my life. That was the best investment we could have made.

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I mean, save that you are up. Even though it changes,

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you know, you never know, it could cycle back. We

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could call that guy back in to make those cards.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that? But then I guess we're gonna

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be in another trade situation, right, yeah, I kind of

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want to avoid him.

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Speaker 2: Well, wait, you were a nerd back on Earth. You

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probably have cards, right? Do you think your mom held

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on to them?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: When I get to see my what's it worth to you?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: I see why this guy likes it. This is fun.

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Speaker 2: Sure, we can pop up to Earth, grab your cards,

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bring him back, give him to mister Rum.

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Speaker 1: I did to collect you, Gail and Pokemon.

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Speaker 2: So okay, so we'll just pop up into where do

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you think your mom kept it?

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Speaker 1: Do you think she put it in your casket with you?

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Why would she do that? Because you were a nerd

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it was super precious to you. I don't know. I'm

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sure she kept my room exactly like it was. Okay,

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let's find out. Let's teleport to your room.

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Speaker 2: Actually, do you want to just invite mister Rum along

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because he seems like actually that she'll hang mister Rum.

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Speaker 1: Mister Rum, where are you?

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Speaker 3: Who the hell's mister Rum? Oh? Me? Yes?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's my name, my full name, and nothing else.

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I'd happily go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so we're gonna pop in.

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Speaker 2: Chris claims that his room is gonna be the exact

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same way that his mom left it.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna pop up there, grab you your cards in

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then ay, we're done. We don't need the deal anymore.

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How's that sound? I like it?

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Speaker 3: I got buy things. This works great.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's uh type in the cord. It's here, and

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we'll teleport. I'm a mom.

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Speaker 3: No, you shut up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, looking around, I don't think that this

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is Chris's room. Either they sold the house or they

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definitely converted this into a half guest room slash fitness room.

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Speaker 1: But nothing of what Chris owned is in this room

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any longer.

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Speaker 4: I was gonna say, looking at your body, you don't

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look like the kind of person who slept on a

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bench press.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he definitely didn't.

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Chris, mister rum is gonna let you go,

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but you need to not scream for your mommy.

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Speaker 3: Now, I'll let you go. But what do you give me? So?

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Did I hear second born child?

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Speaker 2: It's a catch twenty two because you're gonna have to

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let him go to hear what he has to trade.

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Speaker 4: But that is the deal, is to let him go. Okay,

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I let half of your mouth go. What did you

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give me for the other half?

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Speaker 3: What do you give me?

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Speaker 1: Mom?

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Speaker 3: Close back up? Now we have a witness here. I

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get his firstborn mother.

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Speaker 1: He did say mom.

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Speaker 3: He did say mom. I get his mom?

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Speaker 1: Right, he said, mom?

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Speaker 3: You were at his mom?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you asks the question, what do I gave me

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with that? You responded, Mom.

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Speaker 4: I have a witness if you can sign right here

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on my arm. I can't lift my hands away. Just

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signed this witness to the deal. All right, Chris, all right, wonderful.

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I get your mother. There you go. You're free, Mom, No,

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please call her in where my pokemonut cards.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, hero Forge.

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Speaker 2: Well, Chris, I'm gonna go check herund the house you

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talked to mister rum here for a second.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, I'll be right back.

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Speaker 3: Why do you want my mom? No reason? Really, you

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might come in useful. She have any special skills?

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Speaker 1: Uh? No, she's an elementary school teacher, special education.

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Speaker 3: You seem to be broken up about this. Do you

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do not want to give me your mother?

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Speaker 1: No, I've had stepfathers before and it didn't count.

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Speaker 3: That's not the situation. She would purely be an employee.

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What do you want an employer for oh, bits and bumps,

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this and that, bits and bumps.

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Speaker 4: Look, you're the one who came up with a deal.

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I didn't ask for your mother, but you put her

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on the table.

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Speaker 1: But why are you gonna make her make chocolate coins

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into bitcoins? Were you?

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Speaker 3: Or? Like?

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Speaker 1: What's you're in game? What do you want?

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Speaker 4: Those URLs are hot to find. I have to try

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random letters every time. She could get on that. Okay,

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what's the words permitted?

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Speaker 3: Not mine?

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Speaker 1: She types with one finger.

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Speaker 3: She's like, hey, hey, a boomer, are you okay?

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Speaker 1: I'm not ready for a new step dad. Right, Hey, guys,

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I'm back.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys are done negotiating the

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terms of Chris's mom becoming your sex slave or whatever.

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Mister rum But I did find the cards though, who

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Actually we got here right in time. It was in

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a pile of trash. It appears that Chris's mom is

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doing a remodel of her home and was throwing away

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all of his old shit. So glad we came here

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when we did. And also, your mom is not here.

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She let the note on the counter, saying.

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Speaker 1: Off with Dave be back in two weeks. So I

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don't know who Dave is. I don't know why she's

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leaving this note.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, who's Daven? His note for her dead son?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Who's it for? I don't know. Do you have

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a dog. Maybe it's like the dog sitter. That makes

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sense to be my younger brother. Was he silivire with

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your mom? I hope not.

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Speaker 2: Either way, she's off with David. It sounds like she's

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getting her brain's blown out by Dave. So she's getting

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murdered by Dave. No, no, no, no, like a demon's

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do it differently? Yeah, yeah, running it back, mister rum blows.

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I try in first sedution, Charzard, those are yours?

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Speaker 1: Would you take a chancey?

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Speaker 3: I know you'll try to give me these cuts. Yeah,

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but I can see you face how much you love them.

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00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,559
You look at that blue eyes.

471
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:06,960
Speaker 4: You look at its strange domed head, it's long, sinuous neck,

472
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,759
it's weird little wings that could never support its body

473
00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:12,400
in natural flight. I understand your love for it.

474
00:18:12,599 --> 00:18:14,799
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, listen, are you talking to me or you're

475
00:18:14,799 --> 00:18:15,880
talking to Chris, because I.

476
00:18:15,839 --> 00:18:18,160
Speaker 3: Have no cel your eyes, Clayton.

477
00:18:18,519 --> 00:18:20,240
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm just I can see how much you

478
00:18:20,279 --> 00:18:23,839
love these gods are beautiful the charge. Yeah no, with

479
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,279
this long, sinuous neck and his wings that couldn't support

480
00:18:26,319 --> 00:18:28,720
it a natural flight so much, but less of a

481
00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:29,400
domed head.

482
00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:32,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, listen, I'm not a bad guy. Okay, I'm just

483
00:18:32,359 --> 00:18:36,640
a little guy. Little rum Rum that was my full name.

484
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,000
I'll tell you what. Keep the cards for now, I'll

485
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,079
come back. Okay, huh, and I'll take them from you. Okay,

486
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:46,480
unless you can tell me my real name. Oh so

487
00:18:46,519 --> 00:18:50,359
it's not mister, I've tricked you with a clever rules.

488
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,200
Speaker 2: But if you can tell me right now, I'm up

489
00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:57,359
six sixty six bitcoin plus two rare cards.

490
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,559
Speaker 3: You don't need to put on a brave face. Understand

491
00:19:00,559 --> 00:19:02,519
how hard it is for you to part with these cards.

492
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:03,319
Look at them, the.

493
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,920
Speaker 1: Beautiful I'm unfazed by this transaction.

494
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,279
Speaker 3: Have you seen them art at the back of the card.

495
00:19:08,319 --> 00:19:12,240
It's like a cool little vortex of gold and brown black.

496
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, they're very cool.

497
00:19:14,079 --> 00:19:16,920
Speaker 2: But as far as the trajectory of this episode has gone,

498
00:19:17,079 --> 00:19:19,359
I'm in a much better place than I was at

499
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,599
the beginning of the episode.

500
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,759
Speaker 1: So like, I'm cool, dude, Like we're good.

501
00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:26,640
Speaker 3: I understand why you think. Yeah, listen, I will take them.

502
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:30,599
Speaker 4: Okay, unless you can guess my secret name or your secret.

503
00:19:30,359 --> 00:19:33,720
Speaker 3: Name, my secret secret name. Okay, I will be back,

504
00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:36,480
okay in well, i'd say three days, but all right,

505
00:19:36,599 --> 00:19:38,400
I've got some things going on. I've got a new

506
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,519
mother to take care of.

507
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

508
00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:41,920
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe i'll give you like twenty minutes.

509
00:19:42,079 --> 00:19:45,000
Speaker 4: I'll be back in twenty okay, all right, yeah cool, Yeah,

510
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,920
let me just take a walk around the block or something.

511
00:19:47,079 --> 00:19:49,480
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, Chris, is there any local places

512
00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:51,720
near your mom's house that you'd recommend for mister Rummer

513
00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:52,599
or whatever his name is.

514
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh man. Our families always get

515
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:59,799
to a small local they had the best cheesecake. It's cheesecake.

516
00:20:00,319 --> 00:20:04,119
It's a whole factory. There's so many different options there too,

517
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,160
if you want to check out. It's just like two

518
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,880
blocks north. Yeah, it's the suburbs, and it's cheap and

519
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:09,480
chips for me.

520
00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:11,319
Speaker 3: Because I'm only the size of a cheesecake.

521
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,440
Speaker 1: It's sure you are.

522
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,920
Speaker 2: It's an oddly shaped cheesecake. But yeah, I guess that

523
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000
is an accurate description.

524
00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,920
Speaker 4: Sure, I'm the exact size of a cheesecake shaped like

525
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:19,640
a tiny man.

526
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:20,680
Speaker 1: Look at you.

527
00:20:20,759 --> 00:20:22,880
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll see you soon. I just wanted to give

528
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,960
you a sporting chance.

529
00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:26,680
Speaker 3: You'll never do it. You'll never guess my secret name.

530
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,759
No one ever could. Okay, I'll see you soon.

531
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,599
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, can you pick me up?

532
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,599
Speaker 3: Like? Yeah, what do you want?

533
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,359
Speaker 1: Actually? Never mind?

534
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,640
Speaker 2: Oh no, no please, you're gonna say no.

535
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,839
Speaker 3: No, no, no. I wouldn't sully a cheesecake with that

536
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:40,880
kind of deal making.

537
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:41,720
Speaker 1: I mean, if you.

538
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,000
Speaker 2: Want to give me a slice of the Oreo cheesecake,

539
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,039
I wouldn't object.

540
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:49,599
Speaker 3: No worries, no worries, really really fretted.

541
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,599
Speaker 1: Okay, this is the part where you come up really

542
00:20:51,599 --> 00:20:52,240
close to my face.

543
00:20:52,279 --> 00:20:55,200
Speaker 3: Is worth you? No? No, no, I wouldn't dream of it.

544
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,720
I wouldn't dream of it. Of course. What about you?

545
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:57,240
You want to think?

546
00:20:57,319 --> 00:20:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I guess if you're offering take maybe some

547
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,359
like chicken sliders, and what is that the marble cheese

548
00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:05,279
cake where it's like different colors? Oh yeah, oh of

549
00:21:05,319 --> 00:21:07,880
course no, no, the raspberry, the raspberry. Do you need

550
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:08,559
to write this down?

551
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,680
Speaker 3: No, that's okay. Chicken slid is in a rosbuck. Yeah,

552
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,920
just with that cheesecake, Chris, Just one little question, why

553
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:13,920
do you give me for it.

554
00:21:14,519 --> 00:21:17,640
Speaker 1: Oh god, he got you, Chris, What do you want?

555
00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:18,680
Speaker 3: What do you have to offer?

556
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,519
Speaker 1: It's just chicken slaced, you know what. Don't worry about it. No, no, no, no,

557
00:21:21,559 --> 00:21:22,079
I'm hungry.

558
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,880
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I'm pulling it up on the Uber

559
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,160
eats like we could order it, probably faster than you

560
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,160
could get here. And it's only twelve bucks, so like

561
00:21:29,279 --> 00:21:30,839
I couldn't do that. I mean, we could give you

562
00:21:30,839 --> 00:21:31,480
twelve bucks.

563
00:21:31,559 --> 00:21:34,839
Speaker 3: Stupid Robin, push your luck. You said there making deals.

564
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:35,759
Speaker 1: There's no steakes.

565
00:21:35,799 --> 00:21:37,480
Speaker 3: You're an idiot, idiot.

566
00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:38,039
Speaker 1: He's talking to himself.

567
00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:39,119
Speaker 3: All right, I'll see Leida.

568
00:21:39,279 --> 00:21:42,839
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, don't you fail, or I'll take both cards.

569
00:21:43,039 --> 00:21:43,640
Speaker 3: See Leida.

570
00:21:43,839 --> 00:21:46,400
Speaker 1: Okay, all right. That guy's insane.

571
00:21:46,519 --> 00:21:50,640
Speaker 2: Is the horse negotiator man I've never ever seen in history.

572
00:21:50,839 --> 00:21:51,839
Speaker 1: He's terrible of this.

573
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,759
Speaker 2: We're making billions, trillions of dollars. We got your cards back,

574
00:21:55,759 --> 00:21:57,279
We got a visit to your house.

575
00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,440
Speaker 1: I got a new dad. Yeah, sure, you got a

576
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,079
new dat out of it. We're getting free lunch.

577
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 3: It's awesome.

578
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:06,079
Speaker 1: What was his fucking name, mister rum rumpel Stiltskin. He

579
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:06,839
said it aloud.

580
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:09,559
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I heard him talking. He said, don't blow it,

581
00:22:09,599 --> 00:22:11,759
mister rumple Stiltskin, don't blow it. He said it four

582
00:22:11,839 --> 00:22:14,119
or five times. Yeah, but I wasn't sure. I didn't

583
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,960
think that that was his name. I mean, maybe it's not.

584
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 1: He's in say I feel bad to take advantage of

585
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:23,319
the mentally, maybe this is forty chests. Maybe he's throwing

586
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:23,799
us off.

587
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 2: He's set up mister Rum as a red herring, and

588
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,319
then rumpel Stiltskin is like, not actually his name, and

589
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:30,839
he's just like trying to trick us.

590
00:22:31,039 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe worst case scenario, we lose cut.

591
00:22:34,799 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and your mom, who you haven't seen since you

592
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,240
died six years ago.

593
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,519
Speaker 1: So yeah, okay. Do you think he's gonna get my

594
00:22:40,599 --> 00:22:43,039
cheesecake or not? It was unclear on where we left at.

595
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,599
I think I'm getting my Oreo cheesecake.

596
00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:48,279
Speaker 2: I'm not sure about the marble cheesecake and the chicken

597
00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:51,680
sliders for you though. But hey, it's been a day again.

598
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,200
We're gonna be able to pay off Dick Cheney. So

599
00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:56,640
you know what cheesecake factory on me. He doesn't bring

600
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,279
it back, we'll make a stop at the end of

601
00:22:58,359 --> 00:22:58,880
the episode.

602
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,200
Speaker 1: It's cool man, yeah, we're waiting on our cheesecake. You

603
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,599
want to do our roast or we make fun of

604
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,640
people who support us on Patreon. This sounds good.

605
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, So for listeners at home, we are a small

606
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,720
business and if you want to support us, you can

607
00:23:09,759 --> 00:23:11,240
go to good Morning from hell dot com. It's our

608
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:14,079
Patreon and some of the perks include some fun additional

609
00:23:14,079 --> 00:23:15,200
content behind the paywall.

610
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,279
Speaker 1: But also you can submit your name to get roasted,

611
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:19,240
so we can do that. That's fun. Yeah, all right,

612
00:23:19,519 --> 00:23:21,759
so this first one is from Sybil.

613
00:23:21,839 --> 00:23:23,400
Speaker 3: So, uh, I'm back.

614
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:27,279
Speaker 1: Oh hey, hey, did you bring our cheesecake?

615
00:23:27,319 --> 00:23:29,799
Speaker 3: Here's an Areo cheesecake and nothing more.

616
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,759
Speaker 1: Yes, wow, he brought a whole Oreo cheesecake. That's enough

617
00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:34,720
for everyone. Yeah. I only asked for one slice, but

618
00:23:34,759 --> 00:23:35,240
I'll take.

619
00:23:35,079 --> 00:23:37,400
Speaker 2: The old an thing. That's great, man, it's fun. Did

620
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,880
you get the chicken sliders and the marble thing? No, Chris, No,

621
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,319
that deal is off the table.

622
00:23:41,599 --> 00:23:42,400
Speaker 3: This one is easy.

623
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,319
Speaker 1: Chris. You can have some of my Oreo stuff. But

624
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,279
I'm glad that you're back.

625
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:49,400
Speaker 2: Mister Rump, mister rum, Yes, I don't know your name,

626
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,440
but uh, we're roasting our audience members. You want to

627
00:23:52,519 --> 00:23:53,119
join in on this.

628
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:55,799
Speaker 3: I can join. It'd be lots of fun. Okay, well

629
00:23:55,799 --> 00:23:56,880
do you give me for it?

630
00:23:57,039 --> 00:23:59,599
Speaker 1: Oh? God, damn it. Well, uh, we give you a

631
00:23:59,599 --> 00:24:00,839
free Paige Trim membership.

632
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,519
Speaker 3: I love it. Okay, let's do it.

633
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,559
Speaker 1: Okay, it's six dollars to sixty six cents. That's it.

634
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 4: I'll sign up now, I'll just put my Wait a minute,

635
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,720
I'll put a fake name here. Oh, I see you're

636
00:24:12,759 --> 00:24:14,799
trying to get weak late, trying to get it and

637
00:24:14,839 --> 00:24:16,319
signed up with my real great name.

638
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,119
Speaker 3: Let me get rid of that.

639
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,319
Speaker 1: What's your fake name?

640
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 6: I'll put down, Oh, mister deal maker for twenty and wow, hahaha.

641
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:27,240
Isn't there, by the way, we actually already have a

642
00:24:27,279 --> 00:24:29,039
deal maker for twenty support this?

643
00:24:29,599 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, it's a little EX. That a big X.

644
00:24:31,759 --> 00:24:33,279
That a little X, that mister.

645
00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:36,039
Speaker 1: Deal maker for twenty Okay, that'll work.

646
00:24:36,079 --> 00:24:38,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, little X, big EX, little X. Okay, I mean

647
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,359
all right, great, Okay. So this is from Sybil. Sybil

648
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,160
says I am a married mother of three grown kids

649
00:24:44,279 --> 00:24:46,640
going back to college. Wait, are the three grown kids

650
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,920
going to college or Sibyl.

651
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,759
Speaker 1: Going to call? Are you going to college with the kids?

652
00:24:49,799 --> 00:24:50,480
Are you all going to.

653
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,559
Speaker 3: Is clarity, Sybil, you're idiots.

654
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: Mister from water.

655
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,759
Speaker 3: Cannot have big you a sentence, dummy.

656
00:25:00,039 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 2: As far as what Sybil does for a living, they

657
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,920
say they're is stay at home mom slash full time

658
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:07,240
college student double majoring in forensics and biology on the

659
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,359
esports team, and then wait in parentheses video games on

660
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,240
the esports team. To recap, she is actually the one

661
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,519
going to college with her kids.

662
00:25:14,599 --> 00:25:15,759
Speaker 1: She's going to college with the kids.

663
00:25:15,799 --> 00:25:18,839
Speaker 2: She's majoring in forensics and biology, and she is also

664
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,839
on the e sports team.

665
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,319
Speaker 1: So dang, she's got a lot going on.

666
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,839
Speaker 2: Is she trying to be like the lady from CSI

667
00:25:24,039 --> 00:25:25,480
in cis.

668
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 1: CSI Doda got her CSI League of Letgonds.

669
00:25:30,759 --> 00:25:34,079
Speaker 2: And then as far as embarrassing stories in or confessions,

670
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,039
after nearly cutting off my finger, I walked out of

671
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:38,759
the er and face first into.

672
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,079
Speaker 1: A poll fucked my shoulder up. Lol, that is great, Sybil.

673
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,160
Speaker 3: Hey, Sybil, I smashed up a piece of you, and

674
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,920
then I also smashed up a piece of a big

675
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,039
clumsy idiot, and I put them both in the refractive

676
00:25:49,039 --> 00:25:50,759
index TESTA and I pulled it up.

677
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:54,079
Speaker 4: Couldn't be distinguished couldn't distinguish between the two samples.

678
00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 3: Sybil.

679
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,559
Speaker 2: Sybil would understand that joke if she wasn't failing her

680
00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:01,279
forensics test because she's too many godamn video games in

681
00:26:01,319 --> 00:26:02,119
the computer lab.

682
00:26:02,759 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 1: Oh, Sybil, Hey, good luck in college.

683
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,279
Speaker 2: Got to support our moms who are supporting our show.

684
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:11,440
The next one is Tasha. Tasha is an aspiring writer

685
00:26:11,559 --> 00:26:14,559
from Liverpool, England, home of the Beatles before they went

686
00:26:14,599 --> 00:26:17,000
to Hell, and frankly, I'm jealous of the upgrade. I

687
00:26:17,079 --> 00:26:20,480
like animals, video games, puzzles and horror movies or claim

688
00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:22,640
to fame as being from Liverpool.

689
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 1: Have you guys ever been a Liverpool No?

690
00:26:25,079 --> 00:26:27,880
Speaker 3: I did. Once. There were four men and I gave

691
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,720
the musical talent and what did they give me? What

692
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:33,400
did they give you? Nothing? And I learned my lesson,

693
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,440
so now I always ask what people will give me.

694
00:26:35,559 --> 00:26:39,880
Speaker 2: Oh so now we know the meteoric rise to fame

695
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,720
from the Beatles, we have you to think, yeah, okay, interesting.

696
00:26:42,799 --> 00:26:44,920
Speaker 3: I really wanted some stuff, but I forgot to ask.

697
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to go to a place A

698
00:26:47,319 --> 00:26:50,480
that's in England, but B that's named after something that

699
00:26:50,559 --> 00:26:53,599
I would make Chris soak his feet in a Liverpool.

700
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,880
This is just kind of a knock on the whole city.

701
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I don't know as far as what they do for

702
00:26:57,799 --> 00:27:01,519
a living. Tasha works in payroll salaries for people earning

703
00:27:01,599 --> 00:27:05,119
far more than me. Damn, you're rustling your Satasha. You're

704
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,519
doing our job for us, girl. And then for an

705
00:27:07,519 --> 00:27:10,519
embarrassing story, Tasha says, when I was thirteen, I used

706
00:27:10,519 --> 00:27:13,759
to record videos of me singing on my laptop. Oh god,

707
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,240
oh this is already so rough to listen, okay, so

708
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,720
I could listen to them afterwards to see if I

709
00:27:18,799 --> 00:27:19,480
was any good.

710
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 1: I was not. One family movie night, my laptop was.

711
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:26,599
Speaker 2: Plugged into the TV and my mom found the videos,

712
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,559
all seven of them. Instead of watching the movie, she

713
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,680
played my performances back to back. This was in front

714
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,279
of extended family and I still cringe about this to

715
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:40,519
this day. Oh my shoulders are in my ears. I'm cringingsha.

716
00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:43,680
There's nothing left to do. That's brutal. I'd change my

717
00:27:43,759 --> 00:27:46,119
last name and leave Liverpool. I would never go back.

718
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,799
That's horrifying. What about you, mister? Anything else to say, Natasha?

719
00:27:50,079 --> 00:27:50,599
Speaker 3: Ah?

720
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,519
Speaker 4: Uh, Scouts people don't know how to speak English properly.

721
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 3: Gotcha, little Puddley, get out of here. That's not how

722
00:27:58,119 --> 00:27:59,039
you pronounce the letter K.

723
00:28:00,839 --> 00:28:03,519
Speaker 1: Got it. You gotta all right take that, Tasha.

724
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,079
Speaker 3: What are you saying? Chi? That's ridiculous.

725
00:28:06,319 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 2: Is that how they actually talk in Liverpool? I don't

726
00:28:08,279 --> 00:28:09,599
recall the Beatles sounding like that.

727
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, never pin they say ch with the idiots. Yeah,

728
00:28:13,559 --> 00:28:15,160
fuck you, Liverpool, get.

729
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 3: A better demonym, live Apudlian.

730
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:17,640
Speaker 1: Anyways.

731
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 2: Okay, thanks for writing in, and once again, if you

732
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,559
want to get yourself roasted, then you can just sign

733
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,319
up for the Patreon over it. It's good morning from

734
00:28:24,319 --> 00:28:26,119
hell dot com. All right, we got my cheesecake, We

735
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,640
got the cards. You're taking Chris's mom after Dave is

736
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,240
done with her.

737
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 4: I'm taking the mom regardless, that's already done. Okay, but

738
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,519
you just really seem to attach to those cards. So

739
00:28:35,559 --> 00:28:37,599
I'll give you this one chance. I'm ready to take

740
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,440
them from your hands unless you can tell.

741
00:28:39,279 --> 00:28:40,799
Speaker 3: Me what's my name?

742
00:28:41,599 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 1: Actually, I dropped the cards somewhere. Let me find those

743
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:44,480
really quick.

744
00:28:44,559 --> 00:28:49,319
Speaker 3: Sorry, These idiots will never guess my name. Listeners, they're fools, dummies.

745
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,119
They haven't been paying attention to the subtle clues that

746
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:56,599
I've surrounded them with these fools hoisted by the petad

747
00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:01,079
of their own ignorance, their self assurance to never listen

748
00:29:01,119 --> 00:29:03,720
to anybody say their name. But if you'd paid attention

749
00:29:04,039 --> 00:29:07,119
listeners at home, you've heard the small times where I've

750
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,519
let it slip unbeknownst to these two fools.

751
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 6: So caught up in their egos, so caught up in themselves,

752
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:16,039
they'll never know.

753
00:29:16,599 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 3: Now these cards will be mine.

754
00:29:19,119 --> 00:29:22,799
Speaker 1: Go ahead, what's the petard. I've never heard of that before.

755
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,880
I don't think that's copasatic to say anymore.

756
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 3: Oh, no, it's fine.

757
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: I don't think you could say that.

758
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 3: Patad was a big explosive barrel that some people used

759
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,559
to take and they blue stuff up with it as sabotours,

760
00:29:32,559 --> 00:29:35,079
and then they blow themselves up, hence being hoisted by

761
00:29:35,079 --> 00:29:37,759
their own patad. This is a true fact from Rumpelstiltsk.

762
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:42,799
I dog wait by a man, by a secret man.

763
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,160
Don't marry. They hate trivia. They didn't listen at all.

764
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,160
They zoned out whenever I said true fact. So anyway,

765
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:48,799
what's my name?

766
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I do want to point out

767
00:29:50,799 --> 00:29:52,839
you were very insulting. Just then we'll let It's like

768
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,680
what is you did help me pay off my debts

769
00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:55,440
to Dick Cheney?

770
00:29:55,599 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: Chris?

771
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,759
Speaker 2: Is there any of the actually hold on, mister rubble

772
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,640
rum Chris, Chris? Is there any thing else we want

773
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,240
to get from this guy? The episode's coming to an end.

774
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,000
We clearly know his name. Is there any other deals?

775
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 1: Geez? I mean, let's get his firstborn kid. You want

776
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,680
to take his firstborn kid. I don't know why.

777
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 2: It just seems like it's an odd request, but it's

778
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,440
a fun one and we are from hell.

779
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck?

780
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,599
Speaker 2: Okay, mister guy, mister cheesecake sized man, Yes, we have

781
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,240
another deal for you, if you're open to negotiating.

782
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 3: I'm always open for a deal.

783
00:30:25,559 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 2: Okay, to sweeten the deal, if we guess your name,

784
00:30:29,079 --> 00:30:31,440
which will never guess, never guess.

785
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, we want your firstborn child.

786
00:30:34,359 --> 00:30:38,039
Speaker 3: Hmmm. On the one hand, I've already got everything I

787
00:30:38,119 --> 00:30:39,680
want and I could have just taken it in the

788
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,559
first place, and this deal is irrelevant.

789
00:30:41,839 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

790
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 3: But on the other hand, I do love deals. I'll

791
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:46,880
do it.

792
00:30:47,319 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 2: Okay, you love deals, but you clearly don't love your

793
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,640
firstborn child.

794
00:30:50,839 --> 00:30:56,359
Speaker 1: Your name is Bob No, sorry, just came out. That

795
00:30:56,519 --> 00:30:58,480
was his guess. It's a really common name.

796
00:30:58,599 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 3: It's a very common name. But don't work.

797
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: It wasn't bub.

798
00:31:01,119 --> 00:31:03,599
Speaker 2: I'll give you one more guess. Okay, all right, now,

799
00:31:03,599 --> 00:31:06,799
this is a hard one. You're really inking her chain here. Okay,

800
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,880
you'll never get it, but I'm pretty sure.

801
00:31:08,759 --> 00:31:10,119
Speaker 3: It's you'll never get it.

802
00:31:10,359 --> 00:31:14,119
Speaker 1: Okay, rumble stilts Kid. Sorry, did you? Did you hear me?

803
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:19,960
I said? Rumpel still skin? How did you know? I mean,

804
00:31:20,119 --> 00:31:21,839
who told you you did?

805
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 3: How did anybody know? It's such a stupid name. You've

806
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,400
never heard of anybody with this name. No one's got

807
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,640
this name. That's why I have this name.

808
00:31:29,839 --> 00:31:30,119
Speaker 1: Wow.

809
00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:32,839
Speaker 3: People keep calling me Bob, people keep calling me John.

810
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: Have you ever gotten Ruppel Forrestkin? Just like curiosity once?

811
00:31:37,079 --> 00:31:38,799
Because there's a cannie resion.

812
00:31:40,279 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 3: Hard Well, I guess you get to keep the cord. Okay,

813
00:31:44,039 --> 00:31:45,519
you get to keep the other card.

814
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 4: Cool, And in nine months time, I guess you're gonna

815
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,599
look after Chris's new brother.

816
00:31:50,799 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 2: Oh, see you later, all right, buy Rumble sells kin?

817
00:31:56,319 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 1: Do you later? Wow, it wasn't bad, Chris, there's no negative.

818
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,519
I guess I get a new brother, which I'll get

819
00:32:01,559 --> 00:32:02,519
to see family again.

820
00:32:02,759 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, will he be a half brother, and he's gonna

821
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,720
be like our permanent intern below you.

822
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:09,559
Speaker 1: And I hope he doesn't look like that. I definitely

823
00:32:09,559 --> 00:32:10,559
gonna be uncircumstances.

824
00:32:11,759 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 2: You know, there's a chance he might be Dave's, but

825
00:32:14,279 --> 00:32:16,440
you know it could be rumpel Stiltskins.

826
00:32:15,839 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: Too, so I don't know. We'll see.

827
00:32:17,359 --> 00:32:19,559
Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna go pay off this debt to Dick Cheney.

828
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,160
I got these new cards, Chris. I'm just gonna go

829
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,480
ahead and give these back to you. They're your changing cards.

830
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,079
Speaker 1: You can have those.

831
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:28,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna eat this delicious cheesecake Factory cheesecake not

832
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:34,279
sponsored and yeah cool, all right, Hal Clayton, Hey guys,

833
00:32:34,279 --> 00:32:36,440
thanks for listening to another episode. We want to thank

834
00:32:36,559 --> 00:32:40,680
our very special guest who played rumpel stilt Skin, Bill Sunderland,

835
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,240
from Escape This Podcast.

836
00:32:42,279 --> 00:32:43,759
Speaker 3: Bill Sunderland, how did you know?

837
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:48,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh no, we're driving this man crazy.

838
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

839
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,319
Speaker 2: Bill, we were just on your show last night at

840
00:32:51,319 --> 00:32:53,759
about like eleven PM, and then you're on our show.

841
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,240
It's like noon over there right now. You're in Australia.

842
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is fun. Yeah, So explain people what your

843
00:32:59,279 --> 00:33:00,839
show is and what we did on it.

844
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, so Escape. This podcast is a show I

845
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:07,400
run with my partner Danny, where we create audio escape rooms,

846
00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:09,680
a new one. Every episode. We have guests come on

847
00:33:09,759 --> 00:33:11,720
and play through the room. They try and solve all

848
00:33:11,759 --> 00:33:14,240
the puzzles, engage with the story, deal with the characters,

849
00:33:14,359 --> 00:33:16,519
live in the fictional space, and get out.

850
00:33:16,599 --> 00:33:18,839
Speaker 4: And the two of you were on. I think of

851
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,240
this release half a week ago maybe as medieval palace

852
00:33:22,319 --> 00:33:26,240
hands trying to solve a inheritance crisis in the country

853
00:33:26,279 --> 00:33:28,319
that you're from. Yeah, and you did very very well.

854
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,759
Speaker 1: Oh thanks for lying generous.

855
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:36,119
Speaker 2: No, it was a blast, and I've never experienced a

856
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,920
podcast like that, and this is coming from someone that

857
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,000
has a D and D show. It was such a

858
00:33:40,039 --> 00:33:42,640
fun time. It was like a multimedia experience. I would

859
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,000
highly highly recommend our audience checks them out. I think

860
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,599
also built you've had some crazy guests sign Can you

861
00:33:47,599 --> 00:33:49,359
tell us like some of your greatest hits and guests

862
00:33:49,359 --> 00:33:49,880
that you've had on.

863
00:33:50,039 --> 00:33:52,079
Speaker 3: Oh, Neil Patrick Harris has been on a lot for

864
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,880
people who like television and movies in theater amazing if

865
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,599
anyone's a task Master fan. We've had Alex Horn on

866
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,480
quite a few times, as well as a bunch of

867
00:34:00,519 --> 00:34:03,240
other Taskmaster contestant the guess. We've had game designers. Daniel

868
00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:06,160
Mullins has been on, who created inscription. We've had David

869
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,159
Dasmalchin and Steve ag If you're a big Marvel.

870
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 1: Fan, Oh, David Malsin, I love him.

871
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 3: We've had Jason Riddle, We've had Janet Fani. We've had

872
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,239
the people from Hayrid Riddle, We've had the mcelroys. We've

873
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,079
had a lot of people. It's been going on for

874
00:34:18,159 --> 00:34:20,559
almost a decade now. I'm sure there's probably someone you

875
00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:22,840
know playing an escape room that you can listen to

876
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,000
and feel smarter than.

877
00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 1: It's a phenomenal show. So grateful to be on and

878
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,559
so grateful to have you on the show. So everyone

879
00:34:29,599 --> 00:34:32,960
go look up escape this podcast. Yeah, and then we're

880
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,760
gonna go talk about our sins. That's right.

881
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,039
Speaker 2: We're gonna go over to our Patreon for our post

882
00:34:37,079 --> 00:34:39,760
show that will be out this coming week with Bill

883
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:40,840
and uh Yeah.

884
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,400
Speaker 1: Check their podcast out. Check our Patreon now, we'll see

885
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:44,000
you over there.

886
00:34:44,159 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 3: Bye bye,