WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.560 --> 00:00:03.399 The Johnson Wax Pro brand, with Siber McKee and Molly, 2 00:00:10.119 --> 00:00:10.919 the makers. 3 00:00:10.640 --> 00:00:13.919 Of Johnson's Wife and Johnson's Self. Pology Glocos present Marion 4 00:00:13.960 --> 00:00:16.640 and Jim Jordan as Bibber McKee and Bali, with Bill 5 00:00:16.679 --> 00:00:20.600 Thompson the King's Men and Billy Mills Orchestra, which opens 6 00:00:20.640 --> 00:00:21.960 with ooh what you said? 7 00:01:02.039 --> 00:01:56.040 Something that age some status as anything any days you. 8 00:02:12.520 --> 00:02:15.879 Well, as you most likely know by now, our hero 9 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:19.080 and heroine made what they firmly believed to be dramatic 10 00:02:19.199 --> 00:02:21.960 history in Hollywood on the lux theater of the year, 11 00:02:22.680 --> 00:02:27.639 and here, glowing with triumph, swelled with success, eagerly looking 12 00:02:27.680 --> 00:02:31.560 forward to the plaudits of their friends, here speeding. 13 00:02:31.120 --> 00:02:32.879 Homeward as fast as modern. 14 00:02:32.599 --> 00:02:34.599 Streamlined transportation will carry them. 15 00:02:35.080 --> 00:02:36.560 Yes, here, on the. 16 00:02:36.560 --> 00:02:41.120 Bus approaching Wistful Vista, we find Fever McGhee and Mally. 17 00:02:51.080 --> 00:02:56.159 Any sandwiches left, Molly, but let me see. Yes here 18 00:02:56.240 --> 00:02:59.039 he just won Boy's Lucky. We're almost home. We'll go 19 00:02:59.120 --> 00:03:02.840 to Rot. Make it just one sandwich? You say, uh, yeah, 20 00:03:02.879 --> 00:03:04.719 do you want it to get Oh no, no, no 21 00:03:04.759 --> 00:03:05.599 you go ahead and have it? 22 00:03:05.960 --> 00:03:08.280 No no you have no you no you. 23 00:03:08.439 --> 00:03:10.960 I'll stop this. Why don't you have it? Molly? 24 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:13.479 It's well, I don't know, aren't you hungry? 25 00:03:13.639 --> 00:03:14.000 Oh? 26 00:03:14.039 --> 00:03:14.560 I can wait? 27 00:03:14.879 --> 00:03:15.759 Well, I'm so can I. 28 00:03:20.080 --> 00:03:21.240 What kind of a sandwich is it? 29 00:03:21.319 --> 00:03:23.960 Molly, I'll take a look. 30 00:03:24.759 --> 00:03:33.560 It's ham m oh ham huh with mustard. 31 00:03:34.639 --> 00:03:36.759 Let's see, Yes, it's mustard. 32 00:03:39.199 --> 00:03:40.680 You don't like him with mustard, do you? 33 00:03:40.759 --> 00:03:44.479 Molley? Whatever gave you that idea? That's the only way 34 00:03:44.520 --> 00:03:45.919 I do like a ham sandwich. 35 00:03:45.960 --> 00:03:48.960 Oh well, oh shucks, go ahead and eat it then, 36 00:03:49.000 --> 00:03:52.879 moy uh, unless it's two sales by now. I'd hate 37 00:03:52.919 --> 00:03:56.400 to have you eat a stale sandwich. Personally, I don't 38 00:03:56.400 --> 00:03:58.719 mind stale bread. It's kind I kind of like it. 39 00:03:58.800 --> 00:04:05.159 In fact, I do too, you do, let's feel of it? 40 00:04:06.159 --> 00:04:07.199 Say that ain't so stale? 41 00:04:07.520 --> 00:04:07.840 I know? 42 00:04:08.120 --> 00:04:10.120 I have it wrapped up pretty well in wax paper. 43 00:04:10.520 --> 00:04:12.919 There's nothing like wet to preserve things as there. 44 00:04:15.120 --> 00:04:18.120 That's what I hear. And from a very reliable start too, 45 00:04:18.519 --> 00:04:21.439 they say that, Oh heavenly days, Meggie, let's quit starling 46 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:22.399 here eat the sandals. 47 00:04:22.439 --> 00:04:24.800 Oh no, no, no, I ain't gonna you eat it, 48 00:04:24.920 --> 00:04:26.639 but quick waving it at makes. 49 00:04:27.639 --> 00:04:29.360 Well, don't shove my hand away like that. 50 00:04:29.839 --> 00:04:32.879 Oh look ows now shut dropped it on the floor. 51 00:04:33.279 --> 00:04:35.600 I'll get us, Niggie, leave it lay. It's all dirty 52 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:36.000 by now. 53 00:04:36.040 --> 00:04:37.800 And Order just wanted to shove it under the pace 54 00:04:37.879 --> 00:04:40.160 so we wouldn't tramp all hord and so. 55 00:04:40.360 --> 00:04:42.480 The sam salmon under the steel hawk. 56 00:04:48.240 --> 00:04:50.600 Well, at least we don't have to argue about that anymore. 57 00:04:51.720 --> 00:04:54.040 No, I guess we don't know here. Let me wipe 58 00:04:54.040 --> 00:04:55.240 that mustard off your chin. 59 00:04:57.519 --> 00:04:59.319 Pilot must have flew up and hit me in the face. 60 00:05:03.279 --> 00:05:05.040 Oh look, we're getting close to town. 61 00:05:05.120 --> 00:05:05.519 McGee. 62 00:05:05.560 --> 00:05:09.120 How can you tell we're tired swiping more cars? 63 00:05:10.279 --> 00:05:12.759 Well, old town hasn't changed much since we've been away. 64 00:05:12.879 --> 00:05:14.800 We're going to have been gone a week. Foolish huh. 65 00:05:14.839 --> 00:05:18.120 Oh, yes, well, it's been a wonderful experience working with 66 00:05:18.160 --> 00:05:18.560 all him. 67 00:05:18.560 --> 00:05:20.759 I oh yes, indeed, cecil be the mill. 68 00:05:21.399 --> 00:05:23.639 Did you hear the mill ask him my advice about directing? 69 00:05:24.240 --> 00:05:24.319 No? 70 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:27.519 I didn't. Why should he ask your advice about directing? 71 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:29.000 I don't know what he did? 72 00:05:29.560 --> 00:05:31.639 He says, Look here, Sonny, don't you think this would 73 00:05:31.639 --> 00:05:33.720 be a better play if you just turned one page 74 00:05:33.720 --> 00:05:38.319 of the script of the time? And I says, why, yes, 75 00:05:38.439 --> 00:05:40.439 cessil I says, I believe it worth he said, And 76 00:05:40.480 --> 00:05:43.199 he says, okay, put that kaffy apple away, it'll have 77 00:05:43.240 --> 00:05:46.319 to rehearsal. Your pages are getting all stuck together. 78 00:05:47.399 --> 00:05:49.680 And I says, no, I'm never mind, now never mind. 79 00:05:50.120 --> 00:05:51.120 I think we're getting. 80 00:05:50.879 --> 00:05:51.399 Close to home. 81 00:05:51.480 --> 00:05:51.759 Daddy. 82 00:05:52.160 --> 00:05:54.720 It's time to put the dark glasses on and get 83 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:58.279 out our fountain pins. Fountain pens certainly authographs you know. 84 00:05:58.480 --> 00:06:02.680 Oh oh yes, now I know how a genuine actor feels. 85 00:06:02.759 --> 00:06:09.839 Ma so do I Oh hungry, let's wet and ask 86 00:06:09.879 --> 00:06:11.439 the driver how much fun we have to go on? 87 00:06:11.519 --> 00:06:11.560 Me? 88 00:06:11.600 --> 00:06:11.800 Gae? 89 00:06:11.920 --> 00:06:17.800 Okay, come on one side, there, says, get out of 90 00:06:17.839 --> 00:06:18.959 the aisle. We want to get passed. 91 00:06:19.319 --> 00:06:21.040 You didn't say, please a vet you. 92 00:06:22.759 --> 00:06:26.240 Please? I said, oh, well where'd you get on? 93 00:06:26.399 --> 00:06:28.920 Sisend to that little guy? 94 00:06:30.199 --> 00:06:31.439 Oh no, I didn't mean that. 95 00:06:31.759 --> 00:06:33.879 Well you must have that tell me when there is 96 00:06:34.040 --> 00:06:35.360 a dad. 97 00:06:35.480 --> 00:06:37.439 Rather, I wasn't talking about how you got on. I 98 00:06:37.560 --> 00:06:43.920 meant where, says sometimes I think you do this just 99 00:06:44.000 --> 00:06:51.319 to be fuddle me. Yes, go on, I'll bet you 100 00:06:51.399 --> 00:06:52.759 don't even know what to be fuddled me. 101 00:06:53.240 --> 00:06:56.720 I bet you do a vet hi diddle, diddle, the 102 00:06:56.879 --> 00:06:58.399 cap'n be fuddled. 103 00:07:00.199 --> 00:07:01.000 That's the fiddle. 104 00:07:03.160 --> 00:07:06.560 Do you mean the fiddle? Fuddle the fiddle? 105 00:07:07.439 --> 00:07:11.279 I mean the looks this as the football player said 106 00:07:11.319 --> 00:07:13.720 when they funked in geometry. I think we better drop 107 00:07:13.800 --> 00:07:17.240 the subject. You know where we've been? 108 00:07:17.920 --> 00:07:19.040 M now you do? 109 00:07:19.439 --> 00:07:21.439 Come on now, guess now you must have seen the 110 00:07:21.480 --> 00:07:25.079 labels on our suitcase. Now, Sis, do you mean to 111 00:07:25.120 --> 00:07:27.800 stand there with your little mouthful of ticket stubs. 112 00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:29.639 And tell me you don't know where we've been? 113 00:07:30.279 --> 00:07:30.480 Yeah? 114 00:07:30.680 --> 00:07:31.439 Oh, then you do know. 115 00:07:31.720 --> 00:07:39.720 No, Look, Sis, we've been clear out in Hollywood. Well 116 00:07:39.800 --> 00:07:40.480 don't you believe me? 117 00:07:41.040 --> 00:07:45.199 Nah, there isn't any such place of rich. You just 118 00:07:45.439 --> 00:07:46.040 made it up. 119 00:07:46.639 --> 00:07:49.480 No, No, I didn't, Yes you did. 120 00:07:49.839 --> 00:07:52.800 Oh well, if there ain't any such place as Hollywood, 121 00:07:52.839 --> 00:07:54.439 where do all the moving pictures come from? 122 00:07:54.720 --> 00:07:57.879 See, that's Jesus, they come from that little boot in 123 00:07:57.959 --> 00:07:58.879 the back of the theater. 124 00:07:59.680 --> 00:08:03.639 Well, if you're a smart, sis, you must know what 125 00:08:03.720 --> 00:08:04.920 we were doing out in Hollywood. 126 00:08:05.279 --> 00:08:09.560 Must have been in all the papers. Now what is 127 00:08:09.600 --> 00:08:11.800 it that happens on Monday? On Monday? 128 00:08:12.079 --> 00:08:12.480 Monday? 129 00:08:13.480 --> 00:08:15.759 See she'll be the mill's connected with it, and it's 130 00:08:15.800 --> 00:08:19.680 got something to do with soap. Now you know why 131 00:08:19.800 --> 00:08:20.680 we went to Hollywood? 132 00:08:21.040 --> 00:08:33.559 Yes, you want to deliver, mister Demills washing No, well, 133 00:08:33.679 --> 00:08:36.000 come on, dear, you can't make an impression on anything 134 00:08:36.120 --> 00:08:36.639 that small. 135 00:08:37.639 --> 00:08:39.519 I'll bet she's cut out in the garden and her 136 00:08:39.559 --> 00:08:42.200 little sunbonnets, given the bees and the flowers the low 137 00:08:42.279 --> 00:08:42.919 down on life. 138 00:08:44.759 --> 00:08:46.799 See McGee. Do you want me to talk to the 139 00:08:46.879 --> 00:08:47.720 driver or were you? 140 00:08:48.039 --> 00:08:48.159 Oh? 141 00:08:48.240 --> 00:08:50.320 You ask him, molly. Men drivers are more used to 142 00:08:50.360 --> 00:08:52.000 having women talk over their shoulders. 143 00:08:52.240 --> 00:08:53.559 All right, oh. 144 00:08:53.840 --> 00:08:56.759 Driver, No lady, we don't stop again until we get 145 00:08:56.799 --> 00:08:59.799 to the station. And now you should have thought about 146 00:08:59.799 --> 00:09:00.799 it my last stop. 147 00:09:03.440 --> 00:09:05.080 I go back and sit down until we get in. 148 00:09:05.399 --> 00:09:07.399 Make it easy, bud. We just wanted to know. 149 00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:08.360 Has for this? 150 00:09:10.240 --> 00:09:10.399 Oh? 151 00:09:16.919 --> 00:09:18.720 I take to take the bags, and you bring the 152 00:09:18.840 --> 00:09:19.840 to chase and you chap. 153 00:09:20.039 --> 00:09:21.600 Now that rope is coming a little loose. 154 00:09:23.240 --> 00:09:27.200 Hey, look over there at the railroad station. 155 00:09:27.519 --> 00:09:30.600 What's all the excitement. There's a brass band and a 156 00:09:31.000 --> 00:09:33.879 lot of steel cats and banners. They must be expecting 157 00:09:33.960 --> 00:09:34.759 somebody on the train. 158 00:09:34.840 --> 00:09:35.840 Yeah, let's go and see what. 159 00:09:36.559 --> 00:09:39.039 Hey, wait a minute, fin know who they're waiting for? 160 00:09:39.320 --> 00:09:43.000 Who who is it that just come back from scoring 161 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:45.000 a tremendous success in Hollywood? Oh? 162 00:09:45.159 --> 00:09:46.399 Make year you don't win. 163 00:09:46.679 --> 00:09:49.440 Of course, they probably expected us to be all swelled 164 00:09:49.519 --> 00:09:50.879 up and come home in a private car on the 165 00:09:50.919 --> 00:09:51.679 streamline train. 166 00:09:51.720 --> 00:09:53.480 And oh, but what would we do? 167 00:09:53.720 --> 00:09:55.639 The streamliner isn't doing for thirty minutes. 168 00:09:55.679 --> 00:09:57.799 No, but look, we just got time to sneak home, 169 00:09:57.879 --> 00:09:59.440 clean up a little bit, whip up a couple of 170 00:09:59.480 --> 00:10:01.879 simple mind speeches, and get back to the station. Come 171 00:10:01.919 --> 00:10:03.039 on on, molly'n't a gee? 172 00:10:03.120 --> 00:10:03.200 Now? 173 00:10:03.279 --> 00:10:04.840 How can we get off the train and be met 174 00:10:04.879 --> 00:10:07.000 by all those people when we aren't even on the train. 175 00:10:07.200 --> 00:10:10.279 A mere detail, missus, Mickey, A mere detail. We'll get 176 00:10:10.320 --> 00:10:12.320 across the fact from the railroad, John, And when the 177 00:10:12.360 --> 00:10:16.440 train pulls out there, we are just buy us aussage. Here, boy, 178 00:10:16.519 --> 00:10:17.519 take these bags. 179 00:10:17.360 --> 00:10:18.440 Get us attract. 180 00:10:40.000 --> 00:10:42.440 Are waiting for februite Malley to return. I'd like your 181 00:10:42.480 --> 00:10:47.279 attention for just a minute. Here's some great news from Raccenes. 182 00:10:47.519 --> 00:10:50.080 Listen to this letter. It reads, don't forget to tell 183 00:10:50.120 --> 00:10:52.360 our listeners about the new consumer dividend. 184 00:10:52.480 --> 00:10:55.279 We have just declared for all our loyal customers a 185 00:10:55.360 --> 00:10:58.320 dividend of one third more for their money when they 186 00:10:58.360 --> 00:11:01.679 buy Johnson's self Polishing Bloke and Johnson's. 187 00:11:01.159 --> 00:11:02.440 Taste All Liquid Wags. 188 00:11:02.960 --> 00:11:05.759 Tell every housewife that right now, on most Steelers' counters 189 00:11:06.039 --> 00:11:08.679 she will find extra large packages the slow coat in 190 00:11:08.759 --> 00:11:13.080 Johnson's Wax, containing one third more than the regular sizes. 191 00:11:13.320 --> 00:11:16.159 She pays only the regular price. The extra one third 192 00:11:16.679 --> 00:11:20.000 is her free consumer dividend. Tell her we declared this 193 00:11:20.120 --> 00:11:22.960 dividend and appreciation of the way she has been buying 194 00:11:23.120 --> 00:11:24.440 these famous pologies. 195 00:11:25.159 --> 00:11:29.080 This offer is good on all important sides tins, pound quartz, gallons, 196 00:11:29.080 --> 00:11:31.919 and so forth, but only while the supply. 197 00:11:31.759 --> 00:11:33.639 Of these extra large packages last. 198 00:11:34.200 --> 00:11:36.639 Tell her to hurry if she wants to get one 199 00:11:36.720 --> 00:11:40.360 third more free next time she buys Johnson's blow Coats 200 00:11:40.720 --> 00:11:41.679 or Johnson's Taste. 201 00:11:41.720 --> 00:12:12.879 All Liquid Wangs, hurry up, Molly, we ain't got much time. 202 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:14.919 You find me a clean shirt, yes, I laid it 203 00:12:15.000 --> 00:12:17.559 on the bed dairy. Did you find yourself a bitee? Yep? 204 00:12:17.759 --> 00:12:19.440 I found a half a cake in the red box. 205 00:12:19.879 --> 00:12:22.360 Heaven me days. I baked that cake for my birthday 206 00:12:22.399 --> 00:12:24.759 two weeks ago. Wasn't it pretty dry? 207 00:12:25.000 --> 00:12:27.679 It was too dried ease, but the candles were good. 208 00:12:30.879 --> 00:12:32.840 If I get the wick ups, you'll know what done. 209 00:12:35.240 --> 00:12:36.399 Once you get up, Molly, wick. 210 00:12:36.320 --> 00:12:38.960 Wick ups, pick up, Hey, funny McGee. 211 00:12:40.519 --> 00:12:43.279 I shouldn't have explained it, should have left it for 212 00:12:43.320 --> 00:12:43.840 the smart one. 213 00:12:46.559 --> 00:12:48.480 Now, McGee, that train's due in twenty minutes. 214 00:12:48.519 --> 00:12:49.080 Better hurry and. 215 00:12:49.120 --> 00:12:55.879 Shave, shave and wash all this makeup off. Well then, 216 00:12:56.000 --> 00:12:58.600 mister munie, if you're going to leave that makeup on, 217 00:12:58.759 --> 00:12:59.799 you better touch up your eyes. 218 00:13:00.759 --> 00:13:02.559 What's the matter with it? I had the best makeup 219 00:13:02.600 --> 00:13:04.480 man in Hollywood. Apply that there, eyeshadow there. 220 00:13:05.840 --> 00:13:08.320 That was quite a while ago, dearie, it isn't quite 221 00:13:08.360 --> 00:13:08.840 even now. 222 00:13:09.039 --> 00:13:09.240 Huh. 223 00:13:09.399 --> 00:13:12.200 You're right eye looks dreamy and your left eye looks sinister. 224 00:13:14.559 --> 00:13:17.080 I'll tell him I was playing a dual role. I 225 00:13:17.200 --> 00:13:18.639 want to say, how about my speech? I suppose I 226 00:13:18.679 --> 00:13:20.399 got to say something to the welcoming committee. Glad you 227 00:13:20.679 --> 00:13:24.919 see now, Well, folks, that's kind of homing and democratic folks. 228 00:13:24.960 --> 00:13:27.720 I wish to thank you for this tremendous ovation on 229 00:13:27.879 --> 00:13:32.039 behalf of myself and my supporting cast. Molly McGee, we're good. 230 00:13:32.080 --> 00:13:35.720 Why do you get that supporting cast? What am I 231 00:13:36.039 --> 00:13:37.240 splint on a broken leg? 232 00:13:39.440 --> 00:13:39.600 Oh? 233 00:13:39.679 --> 00:13:43.559 Well, chucks, this is just tentative, old year old dear don't. 234 00:13:43.360 --> 00:13:44.080 Answer it, huh. 235 00:13:44.080 --> 00:13:48.360 I'll peek through the curtains. Oh it's Billy Mills and uppy. 236 00:13:48.759 --> 00:13:49.480 Shall I let him in? 237 00:13:49.600 --> 00:13:49.639 No? 238 00:13:49.799 --> 00:13:52.320 No, no goodness, No, she's too gabby. We'd never get 239 00:13:52.360 --> 00:13:52.840 to the station. 240 00:13:53.399 --> 00:13:55.799 Why does she keep coming around here? Anyway? We don't 241 00:13:55.879 --> 00:13:58.360 encourage her any to her. We're just common people. 242 00:13:58.759 --> 00:14:01.840 Search me water to seek its own level, even if 243 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:02.960 it is just a big drip. 244 00:14:06.320 --> 00:14:08.120 Hey, take a peek at the tender way she hangs 245 00:14:08.200 --> 00:14:10.879 on the mills with it, like she was a campfire 246 00:14:10.960 --> 00:14:12.600 girl and he was her marshmallow. 247 00:14:15.840 --> 00:14:17.200 Quiet, dearie, not so loud? 248 00:14:18.159 --> 00:14:21.399 Can little McGee's still a way? Well, let's not linger 249 00:14:21.480 --> 00:14:22.080 any longer. 250 00:14:22.320 --> 00:14:24.159 Patience, Okay, if. 251 00:14:24.080 --> 00:14:26.360 That's the way you feel, bottles, I just thought this 252 00:14:26.480 --> 00:14:28.399 disabel might give me the lend of a solid tailed 253 00:14:28.399 --> 00:14:29.440 suit of mine got here? 254 00:14:29.759 --> 00:14:33.639 Oh really, I don't think mister McGee has one lenngel. 255 00:14:34.159 --> 00:14:37.039 He always tucked me as being a rather than coooth person. 256 00:14:38.279 --> 00:14:42.519 Well you hear that, money, I like that, don't you worry, dearie, 257 00:14:42.799 --> 00:14:48.240 You're just as cooth as any man in sount Yes, 258 00:14:48.399 --> 00:14:56.200 coother in fact. And missus McGee, did you ever notice 259 00:14:56.240 --> 00:14:57.720 the way she dresses. 260 00:14:58.279 --> 00:15:04.879 Polatively dowdy, hardy daddy, Well, so you was sticking around 261 00:15:04.919 --> 00:15:08.559 this timely longer? Cookie, welcome back tomorrow in barral McGee's outfit. 262 00:15:08.679 --> 00:15:11.000 Oh you will William, Oh that's the news. 263 00:15:12.279 --> 00:15:14.120 Oh and may I call you William? 264 00:15:14.960 --> 00:15:15.840 Just call me Willie. 265 00:15:17.360 --> 00:15:21.360 Will then Willie. And now that we are alone, that's 266 00:15:21.399 --> 00:15:23.679 something I wanted to ask you for a long time. 267 00:15:23.960 --> 00:15:24.679 He Hey, what's this? 268 00:15:25.240 --> 00:15:28.200 I don't just know how to say it, but this 269 00:15:28.440 --> 00:15:29.840 being leave here e. 270 00:15:29.879 --> 00:15:32.000 Any day she's proposing to end. 271 00:15:32.440 --> 00:15:34.600 And seeing that you and I, well, that is that 272 00:15:34.720 --> 00:15:35.000 I am? 273 00:15:35.120 --> 00:15:37.320 You are will rather Willa. 274 00:15:38.200 --> 00:15:41.360 Oh, Willy, can't you see what I'm driving at? 275 00:15:42.080 --> 00:15:46.840 Women? Driver? Oh tell me, Willy? 276 00:15:47.679 --> 00:15:48.960 Is it true that you sleep? 277 00:15:49.000 --> 00:15:51.039 But you're must passionates nood. 278 00:15:56.879 --> 00:16:00.440 Will come on my soul and goodbye you mister and 279 00:16:00.519 --> 00:16:01.200 missus McGee. 280 00:16:01.840 --> 00:16:12.320 I saw you, hymy gee. 281 00:16:12.399 --> 00:16:13.360 They knew we were here. 282 00:16:13.279 --> 00:16:13.840 All the time. 283 00:16:14.200 --> 00:16:15.639 It's dirty eavesdroppers. 284 00:16:17.399 --> 00:16:17.879 Well, mcgie. 285 00:16:17.919 --> 00:16:19.120 We got to get a move on now, and then 286 00:16:19.159 --> 00:16:20.720 I got to get this speech in shape, all. 287 00:16:20.679 --> 00:16:22.759 Right, and then get that clean shirt on. I've got 288 00:16:22.919 --> 00:16:23.639 iron his slips. 289 00:16:23.759 --> 00:16:23.879 Now. 290 00:16:23.919 --> 00:16:25.679 I want you to be ready when I get Let me. 291 00:16:25.679 --> 00:16:28.279 See again, folks, it is with a target our hearts 292 00:16:28.440 --> 00:16:30.720 strings that we come back to whistle. 293 00:16:30.480 --> 00:16:35.120 That says a chin's feeling for yayyay, sibber. You know 294 00:16:35.200 --> 00:16:37.799 what I did? What I left town with the electric 295 00:16:37.840 --> 00:16:40.360 iron turned on and this burnt up me ironing bored 296 00:16:40.440 --> 00:16:42.440 and blown all the fuses in the house. 297 00:16:42.519 --> 00:16:47.399 The dear, old dear coming in. Well, glad to see 298 00:16:47.480 --> 00:16:49.600 you're back. Full towels everything in Hollywood. 299 00:16:49.639 --> 00:16:51.879 Oh, wonderful. Take him, it's to really talk, sis. 300 00:16:51.960 --> 00:16:56.759 He's wonderful, great place, Hollywood. Rwo. Those people do anything 301 00:16:56.840 --> 00:16:57.440 to make you happy. 302 00:16:57.639 --> 00:16:59.559 Why I happen to say to a guy Sunday, I. 303 00:16:59.559 --> 00:17:02.039 Says, Look, but I says, what's so unusual about this 304 00:17:02.159 --> 00:17:06.160 California weather? I says, And you know what? Ten minutes 305 00:17:06.240 --> 00:17:07.839 later they put on an eclipse of the sun. 306 00:17:10.839 --> 00:17:13.079 Well, look, Molly, did you meet Clark Gable? 307 00:17:13.240 --> 00:17:15.519 No, but when we were down at the beach one afternoon, 308 00:17:15.640 --> 00:17:17.359 I did sit in one of these rowboats. 309 00:17:17.400 --> 00:17:20.759 I did, Molly, that's CG painted on that boat. Meant 310 00:17:20.839 --> 00:17:26.880 coast Guide. But if you excuse me, now, we got 311 00:17:27.000 --> 00:17:28.240 to get gone because I want to hurry. 312 00:17:28.400 --> 00:17:30.839 Well, like confidentially, there's a big crowd at the railroad 313 00:17:30.880 --> 00:17:32.119 station to welcome us this week. 314 00:17:32.240 --> 00:17:33.759 Yeah, they didn't know where were coming home by a bus, 315 00:17:33.839 --> 00:17:35.839 and I ain't even got my speech ready. I gotta 316 00:17:35.880 --> 00:17:36.319 get going. 317 00:17:36.480 --> 00:17:38.799 Hey, wait a minute, I can help you with your speech, Fibber. 318 00:17:39.039 --> 00:17:43.200 I've spoken from practically every floor in town. Now, look, Fibber, all. 319 00:17:43.079 --> 00:17:46.039 You have to do is be straightforward sincere let them 320 00:17:46.039 --> 00:17:49.000 see that success hasn't changed I thought, and then say 321 00:17:49.119 --> 00:17:52.559 something like, folks, we know that one big broadcast is 322 00:17:52.640 --> 00:17:54.559 not a real test of our dramatic ability. 323 00:17:54.759 --> 00:17:56.480 Fine, why we've no more. 324 00:17:56.359 --> 00:18:00.640 Than scratched the surface? And surface scratches on floors fiure 325 00:18:00.680 --> 00:18:03.279 can easily be avoided by using Johnson's wag. That's the 326 00:18:03.519 --> 00:18:06.400 finest protection that money can buy for all wood surfaces. 327 00:18:06.759 --> 00:18:09.599 Good housekeepers everywhere say that Johnson's wax is the greatest. 328 00:18:10.279 --> 00:18:11.880 Where are you going? I want to see if I 329 00:18:11.880 --> 00:18:13.759 can have as much success change in my shirt as 330 00:18:13.759 --> 00:18:14.880 you have changed in the subject. 331 00:18:16.319 --> 00:18:19.359 Okay, okay, I try to give you a little friendly 332 00:18:19.440 --> 00:18:22.880 help and you walk out on me. So you've gone Hollywood. 333 00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:23.119 Eh. 334 00:18:30.119 --> 00:18:31.759 He certainly used persistence, isn't he? 335 00:18:31.839 --> 00:18:33.880 Deary, You can't set it sidetrack a guy with a 336 00:18:33.880 --> 00:18:37.799 single track mine. Where'd you say you put my shirt? 337 00:18:37.880 --> 00:18:40.279 Molly on the bed, deary, and why you hurry and change. 338 00:18:40.279 --> 00:18:43.039 I'll make a quick cup of coffee. Oh no, I 339 00:18:43.160 --> 00:18:44.799 can't either. There's no electricity. 340 00:18:46.279 --> 00:18:48.559 Dad rabit. We got more stops than a million dollar 341 00:18:48.599 --> 00:18:52.440 prime order. I said that line right. 342 00:18:59.440 --> 00:19:07.079 Come in, Oh, Johnny, oh door, what a bunny? Books? 343 00:19:07.359 --> 00:19:08.599 Got some Danny ones here? 344 00:19:09.079 --> 00:19:11.240 Here's a good one by James Doyce. 345 00:19:11.240 --> 00:19:13.759 Smart young sir that it's nothing but double talk. 346 00:19:15.720 --> 00:19:17.000 No, thank you, mister ol' timer. 347 00:19:17.039 --> 00:19:20.839 I don't believe we want any books today. Hey, we 348 00:19:20.960 --> 00:19:23.359 don't have much time for reading these days, my good. 349 00:19:23.240 --> 00:19:24.799 Tough petical work. 350 00:19:24.880 --> 00:19:28.000 You know, who do you have to? 351 00:19:28.039 --> 00:19:35.000 Could wear a kay bruttie and kid burlcue. Oh we 352 00:19:35.079 --> 00:19:36.599 ain't in Burlycue. 353 00:19:36.160 --> 00:19:39.680 Having the days, I hope not. No, imagine me, Gypsy 354 00:19:39.839 --> 00:19:40.960 Rose McGee. 355 00:19:43.839 --> 00:19:45.240 Yeah, imagine that. 356 00:19:46.400 --> 00:19:47.720 Well, what's so funny about it? 357 00:19:47.880 --> 00:19:47.920 So? 358 00:19:48.039 --> 00:19:50.400 I suppose you think I haven't got that on? I mean, 359 00:19:50.519 --> 00:19:51.680 I suppose you mean nice. 360 00:19:52.119 --> 00:19:53.160 But what do you mean? 361 00:19:54.839 --> 00:19:57.759 Oh? Boy, sucks mom. I was only trying to be well. 362 00:19:57.640 --> 00:19:59.200 You a well, what are you waiting for? 363 00:20:00.359 --> 00:20:00.960 Who me? 364 00:20:01.279 --> 00:20:01.599 Johnny? 365 00:20:02.160 --> 00:20:04.839 Yes, you as the lumberjack sss to the redwood tree. 366 00:20:05.119 --> 00:20:07.039 I think you've been standing around here long enough. 367 00:20:10.599 --> 00:20:14.240 That's pretty good, Johnny. But I heard a slightly different 368 00:20:14.359 --> 00:20:24.920 version of what a slightly different version I heard? 369 00:20:25.480 --> 00:20:26.759 One fella, says. 370 00:20:26.680 --> 00:20:31.640 Telfer Snay says, I see where the sipper, McGee and 371 00:20:31.720 --> 00:20:34.640 Murray have been on here for Johnson's Wax five years 372 00:20:34.759 --> 00:20:38.839 next week that show, says Telisars High like that program. 373 00:20:39.480 --> 00:20:41.880 I like it because it's clean. 374 00:20:43.400 --> 00:20:44.759 Well, says the First Fire. 375 00:20:44.920 --> 00:20:45.720 Why shouldn't it be? 376 00:20:46.039 --> 00:20:47.680 They're just about wash up? 377 00:20:48.200 --> 00:20:55.279 Boy? 378 00:20:55.720 --> 00:20:58.160 I thought that was Oh c a few kids are 379 00:20:58.160 --> 00:20:58.880 in show business. 380 00:20:59.119 --> 00:21:00.640 How about buy a good scrap book. 381 00:21:00.680 --> 00:21:02.559 Oh that's an idea the year scrape. 382 00:21:02.599 --> 00:21:04.279 Now you're talking old time. Give us the best one 383 00:21:04.359 --> 00:21:04.880 you got there? 384 00:21:04.920 --> 00:21:06.279 You are, Johnny, two bucks? 385 00:21:06.359 --> 00:21:08.000 Thanks, here's two dollars, bud, good. 386 00:21:07.839 --> 00:21:10.720 Bye for fifty cents more. I'll need my right thumb for. 387 00:21:10.759 --> 00:21:11.400 A book mark. 388 00:21:11.640 --> 00:21:22.599 Go our first scrap book? Why that's drud? Why what's 389 00:21:22.640 --> 00:21:23.839 he means scrap book? 390 00:21:23.960 --> 00:21:24.640 Why what is it? 391 00:21:24.880 --> 00:21:27.960 Look on a box and an easy lessons? 392 00:21:32.799 --> 00:21:35.119 The King's man singing a medally from within Okyo? 393 00:21:36.240 --> 00:21:38.039 Why that's the gay that the Vicky bird singe? 394 00:21:40.759 --> 00:21:42.079 Think it's the butterfly wings? 395 00:21:44.839 --> 00:21:45.279 Threason? 396 00:21:48.440 --> 00:21:52.720 Why does the breeze, have a bat off o even 397 00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:53.839 see who's the son. 398 00:21:53.720 --> 00:21:54.359 Of bud guns. 399 00:21:56.519 --> 00:22:00.880 Here's a b and those got no drinks, neither done, 400 00:22:00.920 --> 00:22:02.000 no springs to me. 401 00:22:02.200 --> 00:22:07.759