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Speaker 1: Here's to Veterans from the Baby Snooks Show starring Fanny

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Bryce's Baby Snokes with Henley Stafford, his Daddy, Palm and

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Dragon and his Orchestra, and me Harlow Wilcos.

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Speaker 2: Here's the Veterans.

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Speaker 1: The fast moving quarter hour of entertainment and helpful information

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brought to you transcribed by the top Flight Talent of

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Radio in cooperation with the Veterans Administration. Dedicated to the

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citizens who served in our armed forces, now working shoulder

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to shoulder with their fellow Americans to make us stronger

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and better.

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Speaker 2: America for us all.

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Speaker 1: Before we joined the Higgins at Sycamore Terrace. I'd like

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to tell you a true story about one of the

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world's great conquerors. In November nineteen forty four, he was

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paralyzed by a bullet from an enemy sniper. At the

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Veterans Administration Hospital, doctors told this man exactly what he

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was up against. They explained what they do and what

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he would have to do. He said, okay, it's a deal. Slowly, painfully,

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he forced his body to obey his wills, trained healthy

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muscles to do useful work, learned how to use braces,

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and now he's home. In a house equipped with ramps

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to make travel easy for his wheepshare. He built his

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own typewriter desk, writes a weekly newspaper column. And he's

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now ready to enter college. Yes, this veteran is one

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of the world's mighty conquerors. He conquered himself, helped every

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step of the way by the skill and know how

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of the VA's top notch doctors and nurses. This veteran,

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this conqueror, is fighting his way back inch by inch

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to useful and self reliant citizenship. And that's the goal

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of the Veterans Administration. And now to Sycamore Terrace. Well,

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the Higgins home is in a more than usually hectic

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state as money prepared for the arrival of Charles Harding Blair,

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the eminent author, lecturer and traveler, much to Daddy's discussed

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he's going to be their house guest.

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Speaker 3: Well, come along, snoes, we'll try to make ourselves presentable

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for the great Charles Harding Blair while you're at it.

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Speaker 4: To my glance through those books on the table book, yes,

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mister Blair's book he wrote them that at least you

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can do a glance through them, so you'll have some

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basis for dinner table conversation.

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Speaker 5: Oh vera, this is going too far.

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Speaker 6: It is not read me about China.

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Speaker 3: Very well, I'll just read something at random. Traveling in

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our little skip down the Yangte rivers, we suddenly came

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upon a large building.

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Speaker 5: The reader will never guess what it was.

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Speaker 6: Maybe it was a Yankee stadium.

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Speaker 3: It's very funny, Yeah funny.

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Speaker 5: Do you mind if I continue reading? Please do very well.

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Speaker 3: The reader will never guess what it was, although oolong

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my number one boy made a feeble pun about the building,

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saying it might be the Yanksee stadium.

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Speaker 7: Very funny.

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Speaker 2: Some more all right.

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Speaker 3: Africa The Mysterious Chapter three. Although it was pitch dark out,

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I suddenly called a halt as I instinctively realized we

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had reached the.

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Speaker 5: Banks of the Niaza River.

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Speaker 3: We struck camp early the following day and made our

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way down the Niyaza to Ungaggi in the Tata region.

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Speaker 6: What's the matter day?

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Speaker 2: Nothing?

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Speaker 5: That's why it says here, Oh, I thought your teeth

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were clipping.

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Speaker 2: A listener.

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Speaker 3: The third day out Greps my number one boy Knight

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did the Ungaggy escarpments.

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Speaker 4: That must be him lock look is mister Blair. Take

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up this room. Hurry, here's the comlines lot comb your

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hair one hare, Oh dear, I'm so should I don't

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even know my own name.

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Speaker 2: Well it's not Richard. Open the door.

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Speaker 4: Be still my heart, mister Blair, I take it's so

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nice to see you come in.

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Speaker 8: Won't you you are?

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Speaker 2: Missus Higgins?

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Speaker 3: Yes, and who pray is this?

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Speaker 6: This is my daughter.

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Speaker 9: My advice to you, madam, is not to take her

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to Africa in the open season. I've hunted things that

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look better than that.

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Speaker 4: Well, I know she's not pretty, but she's very.

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Speaker 5: Bright and well mannered.

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Speaker 4: And this and my husband, mister Higgins.

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Speaker 2: M nature. Missus Higgins has indeed been unkind to you

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that I love it. It is outside, mister Higgins, would you mind?

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Speaker 4: That's not picking mister blair s luggage in? That's it, dear, Well,

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don't stand there, Lon Slot. Hurry, mister bladder is tired.

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It wants to change. Harry line flock.

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Speaker 8: Just call me ooh long long, I mean.

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Speaker 7: Call mister Blair.

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Speaker 9: I brought you up and lunch takes it's good, of.

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Speaker 6: Course I take it.

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Speaker 2: And on the way up, yeah, that's just set it

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on the table and leave.

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Speaker 7: Mummy, Get you some boy and age whom I break

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your pie?

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Speaker 8: A pie? A pie?

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Speaker 2: What kind of pie? A mud pie?

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Speaker 9: Well take it away, take it away. I have no

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mud pie, no mud pie at all.

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Speaker 8: What are you staring at?

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Speaker 7: What are you doing?

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Speaker 3: I'm type right, That's what I'm staring at.

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Speaker 2: Oh, please, child, run along. I have a lecture at

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a little moro and I'm trying to finish it.

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Speaker 8: No, what.

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Speaker 2: That is a bee?

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Speaker 5: Hire?

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Speaker 9: No, it's a model I use in my lecture. Almost

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impossible to tell it from the real thing.

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Speaker 2: Isn't it.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I can promote those bees.

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Speaker 9: Stinging me, Even those little bees in there that are

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stinging you are perfect little models.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, class, you'll break it. No, I don't touch it.

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Speaker 8: This is Higgins.

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Speaker 2: Is Higgins?

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Speaker 11: Yes, I know, Blair.

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Speaker 2: Get this human barnacle of yours away from me.

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm sorry, leave me to Blelans.

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Speaker 9: And what were you doing powling around outside my door?

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Speaker 4: I just came up to tell you you're wanted on

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the telephone.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, certainly took you long enough.

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Speaker 10: I came as fast as I coulde This is a

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pretty make believe the house won't be a self cute

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I wonder if we'd make it.

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Speaker 7: If I just took one, I'll put.

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Speaker 5: Ooh, I broke it.

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Speaker 9: What'll I do?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 7: I know there's another beehive out in the apple tree.

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I'll get it to him and say he won't.

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Speaker 6: Know specific.

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Speaker 5: Lo, God, what are you doing in that living room?

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Speaker 4: I just finished cleaning it.

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Speaker 2: It's all right, darling, I'm walking on my own.

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Speaker 4: Oh, Landsot, isn't it thrilling? What Charles Harding Blair has

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decided to say? Another week with it.

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Speaker 3: That's the best news I've had since I got my

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finger cut in the long coard.

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Speaker 4: And guess what else, Landsaw, mister Blair is giving a preview.

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Speaker 5: It's like you're right in our home this afternoon.

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Speaker 4: Shoot, pen, I'm having a lunch and for all the

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women in the ladies auxiliary, and you can help.

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Speaker 3: I've got news view, Vera, I won't be here. I'm

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leaving the house exactly. That's how you can help.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I want you to.

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Speaker 5: Take snooks and roast beer with you, was paw now, Vera.

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Speaker 9: I was going over to my club for a little relaxation.

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Speaker 4: Landlot is very seldom. I asked you to take the

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children off my hands.

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Speaker 3: But via it's a men's club. I was going to

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play something small and take a steam. What do I

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do with those kids?

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Speaker 10: I don't care what.

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Speaker 4: You do with them, Just get them out of the house.

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Speaker 5: Men's castle.

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Speaker 1: Veterans, when it comes to spending your money on life insurance,

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you have the last word. What kind and how much

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of it you carry is your business. However, when so

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many experts agree National Service Life ARNS is such a

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good deal, the advice of the Veterans Administration seems more

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than reasonable. That advice is simply this. If you have

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dropped your GI insurance, get all the facts about it

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right now. After you have the whole story, you probably

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can get your GI insurance back if you want it.

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The surest way to get the full story about National

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Service Life insurance is to ask the VA or the

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insurance men cooperating with the VA. Then you can decide

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what to do. Remember that a sound life insurance program

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is an asset to yourselves, your families, and your communities.

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It's the badge of responsible citizenship. No veteran can afford

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to plan a life insurance program without taking a careful

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look at National Service Life insurance. It was provided especially

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for you and your comrades in uniform by Congress and

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a grateful nation. Now back to the Higgins home and

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sycamore tear. Mommy's luncheon is over, the ladies who battle down,

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and mister Charles Harding Blair, in the midst of his

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lecture on the life of the bee.

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Speaker 9: Let me illustrate ladies by making reference to this model beehive.

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Here looks almost real, doesn't it.

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Speaker 2: It has a hymn somewhere along here? Where is that thing?

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Speaker 6: Can is the Blair?

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Speaker 4: There's a bee crawling on your hat?

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Speaker 9: Now now, now it's not been Our imaginations are the

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way it is.

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Speaker 2: These are just imitation bees.

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Speaker 8: Ha ha.

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Speaker 3: Well, I guess it's safe to go in now. I

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don't see any cause the woman have gone home?

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Speaker 2: Where my hera? Why are you crying?

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Speaker 6: That's a man of mommy.

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Speaker 11: Don't you want the matter?

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Speaker 8: Mummy?

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Speaker 2: Me?

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Speaker 12: You yawing?

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 5: What's happening?

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Speaker 4: Let my Higgins, I've protected that child many times when

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you wanted to give her a spake.

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Speaker 11: No, I want you to give her the liking of

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her life.

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Speaker 2: Will somebody please tell me what's happened?

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Speaker 4: My whole party ruin because that Choper mister Bleer's marvel

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beehive and substituted a real It was awful.

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Speaker 11: They were big all over the place.

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Speaker 2: Well, where's Claire?

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Speaker 11: He left in the rage.

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Speaker 5: He's not staying with us any Moore, he's going to missus.

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Speaker 6: Jackson, well Landlad, don't down there do something.

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Speaker 9: That Strokes come here, Let's leave the room, Verra, this

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is not going to be president.

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Speaker 5: Not too hard, Landslod. Just teach her a good lesson.

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I'll take care of it outside, Verra.

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Speaker 2: This is man's work.

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Speaker 4: Call me when it's over me in the next room.

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Speaker 11: Shell wyat quiet.

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Speaker 5: It's half a dollar. Yeah, now start balling.

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Speaker 7: But you didn't hit me yet.

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Speaker 5: I'm not going to.

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Speaker 3: But I want your mother to think I am. I'll

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go ahead, yell loud, I know I'm hitting you.

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Speaker 5: Take this? How's this?

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Speaker 11: I never need a daddy.

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Speaker 2: I love.

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Speaker 1: And that's the Here's the Veterans tribute from the Baby

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Snook Shows Darring Fanny Bryce's Baby Snooks with Hanley Stafford,

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his daddy, Arlene Harris, Alan Reid, the music of Carmen

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Dragon and his Orchestra, and me Harlow Wilcox, who with

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your sponsor and the American Federation of Musicians, the American

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Federation of Radio Artists, the Advertising Consul and this station

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have donated their services in time to the Veterans Administration

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as a big service. Tune in again for another star

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Speaker 5: How do you do? Ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 12: This is when Elliott your host for Guest Star, a

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a stockholder in America. Our guest today is one who's

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been known to theater audiences since before the beginning of radio.

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Here she is in her famous characterization of baby Snooks

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assisted by Henley Stafford as Daddy's Miss Fanny Bryce Torriodoro Torridorzook.

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Speaker 3: We're going to have a great adventure in music this evening.

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I'm taking you to the opera. Ah, didn't know, nonsense.

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Speaker 5: You love the opera. It's colorful and exciting. Well hurry,

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well listen to what you're going to hear.

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Speaker 9: Just listen atrriodor.

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Speaker 5: Try good or.

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 5: Does that convince you?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? I want to go get a movie.

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Speaker 3: That's the attitude i'd expect from you. Don't you know

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why I'm taking you to the opera?

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Speaker 6: M cud you got two free tickets.

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Speaker 3: I look quick, the opera and that's final. I'll go

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put on your best dress and find my top hat.

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But do you know butts about it? I want to

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see you down here in ten minutes with your coat and.

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Speaker 5: My top hat.

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Speaker 6: Kill in my own.

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Speaker 3: Very funny run along, Hi, daddy.

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Speaker 7: Yet number please? I want to speak to alex and

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the bumps kick.

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Speaker 6: I beg your pardon.

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Speaker 7: I want to ask you what to give him my

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daddy's pop hap.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry. I'll connect you with information, all right? Information?

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Speaker 5: Paul?

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Speaker 6: Did you wish information?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 6: What did Alexander do with my daddy, Pap Pat. Sorry,

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I do not have that information. Do you wish me

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to look up a party for you?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 7: I haven't got time to go to a party cause

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my daddy's.

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Speaker 6: Taking me to Whom do you wish to seek? Charlie Jander?

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Do you have his last name? It's Bumpstead and here's alive.

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Speaker 7: I don't always addrest, but your phone number is name

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two six ninety five.

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Speaker 6: I'll connect you.

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Speaker 7: Hello, how alexandday?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Snow's what you're doing?

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Speaker 6: Nothing?

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Speaker 7: Do you want to come over to my house?

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Speaker 6: Fie? No, dans I gotta look at the opera? What

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you call me up for? Do you remember that hatch

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wall when we got married?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Uh huh.

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Speaker 7: Your father's sovepipe? Well I need it back he's getting

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married again. No, my daddy want it? You know where

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it is?

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Speaker 6: Sure it's not my snowman? What's left of it?

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Speaker 10: Uh?

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Speaker 7: Uh? I guess you ain't gonna do your father any good.

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I guess you ain't gonna do me any good either.

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Speaker 6: Well, bye bye. Sorry, you can't fight with me today, snooks.

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Speaker 7: Well, why don't you call up wondering?

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Speaker 6: Maybe she's free? Nah, she can leg me byey may bye.

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Speaker 7: Oh, I love that for it.

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Speaker 5: Come here, young lady.

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Speaker 3: Might as well know right off that I heard the

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whole conversation, and I know all about what happened to

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my top.

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Speaker 6: Pat Shall I turn over Daddy?

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Speaker 5: Nope, it's time. I won't spank you.

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Speaker 6: Do you feel all right?

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Speaker 5: Of course I do.

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Speaker 3: But I want to prove to you the value of

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telling the truth. You tell the truth, I don't spank you.

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Speaker 7: Hm, this looks like a good turn to tay.

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Speaker 4: Say you about the tickets, the opera tickets, h ropes.

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Speaker 6: Be chewed up one of them?

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Speaker 5: Whatever made him do that?

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Speaker 6: He told me you up the other one? Yeah, I

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told the truth again.

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Speaker 5: Those were box seats you chewed up.

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Speaker 7: Babby, you've taking off your broth. You're gonna thank.

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Speaker 5: Me you told the truth again.

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Speaker 6: Can't we find no tickets?

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Speaker 3: Yes, but not in the same place, bend over snokes,

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This is going to hurt.

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Speaker 5: Me worse than it hurts you.

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Speaker 6: Yes, but not in the same point.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, baby, smokes and daddy.

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Speaker 13: Now between the acts, here's Harry Sarsnik and the Security

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of Barms Orchestra with a special Sarsenik arrangement of Irving

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Berlin's cheek Tucci. And now back to Slickmore Terrace and

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the opera house slip. Some daddy are making their way

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to the seats that he has been forced to buy

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with his own money.

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Speaker 6: Eight nine.

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Speaker 5: No, stop counting the steps.

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Speaker 6: I'm not dead. He don't counting the balcony.

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Speaker 5: Well, stop it, We've only got two more to go.

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Speaker 6: Deck.

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Speaker 5: No balconies.

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Speaker 3: I don't like the opera dead you haven't seen it yet,

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and stop complaining. Opera happens to be one of the

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highest forms of art.

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Speaker 6: Well I don't like it.

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Speaker 5: Well, why it's gone.

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Speaker 3: That's too bad. The orchestra seats were too expensive? Why, well,

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there's always that way. The lower seats are higher.

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Speaker 6: The lower car higher, yes, and.

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Speaker 5: The highest seats are lower. The lowers all the higher

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you go, but the higher is low.

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Speaker 3: You see, the lower the seats, and the lower you go,

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the higher the seats. For instance, the orchestra's always higher

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than the balcony. Now do you understand, Yeah, you're digit

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on the rope. No, the audience sits in the orchestra

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where the ship. Listen, Costello, Let's drop the whole thing,

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you know, dear, I've always had an affinity for five music.

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The last time I was at the opera, I was single.

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I brought you mother here.

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Speaker 5: Oh what a beautiful memory. The ap no being single, consolers.

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The curtain's going up. This is where our.

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Speaker 3: Seats are, flity, I see, well they're not reserved. You said,

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anyway you.

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Speaker 5: Want to anywhere?

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Speaker 6: I want to?

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Speaker 5: Yes, get off that lady's lap.

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Speaker 6: But you take care of the mine climb in.

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Speaker 3: This simile plea the opera started him. Maybe we can

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get a couple of single seats.

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Speaker 6: Eaging empty one right there in front.

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Speaker 7: Oh, yes, and there's another anty one way up behind

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that post.

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Speaker 5: A while looks as if one of us is going

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to sit behind a pool.

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Speaker 7: I wonder which one.

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Speaker 3: You don't think I take advantage of you just because

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you're a child, do you well?

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Speaker 6: Do you down?

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Speaker 8: All right?

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Speaker 3: I'll leave it up to you. Sit in whichever seat

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you want to get right down here. On the other hand, snookes,

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you have better eyes than I have.

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Speaker 6: You have a long neck.

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Speaker 5: That remark. You can go sit behind the post.

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Speaker 6: That's my daddy.

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Speaker 5: Go ahead, I'll see you during the intermission.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, excuse me, Oh, thank heavens, I'm rid of her.

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Speaker 5: Now I can enjoy the opera in peace. Oh no, not,

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I'll ignore.

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Speaker 2: That your daughter.

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Speaker 5: No, please shut her up.

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Speaker 3: You shut her up, You shut her up, or I'll

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shut you up and miss him. Alt, ladies, whatever it is,

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it can wait, No it did. I'll come on down

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and sit.

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Speaker 5: On my lap. Sorry I brought you here in the

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first place.

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Speaker 7: This is a wonderful aplagetty.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 5: That's how you did? Can't you hear? Don't you see?

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That's part in setting. Yeah, the elephant's will appear any minute,

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said one. Now that senior SCALLAPEDI he's the man you're

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going to sing for later.

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Speaker 3: Listen to that voice. Someday you might go up to

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be just like that's good. Oh you'd like the idea.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I always wanted to get that thing with a pig.

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Speaker 6: Be quiet, look, said let anything.

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Speaker 3: That's the Primadama. They call her the canary of the West.

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Why she sings like a canary. She looks like a canary.

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She can do anything a canary can do.

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Speaker 6: Can't she say?

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Speaker 4: A little boy?

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Speaker 3: That thing over there, that's an elephant, and keep quiet?

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Why can't you sit still and listen to the opera,

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you shut up, listen please,