WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:03.520 Read read the rest of these. 2 00:00:03.680 --> 00:00:05.919 That is from Nizzy. 3 00:00:06.440 --> 00:00:30.079 Niggy Jizzy's so dark Niggy Jizzy, Hey look dead mean 4 00:00:31.399 --> 00:00:31.839 what is that. 5 00:00:32.039 --> 00:00:38.640 Who's uh uh yeah, I said I didn't say. I 6 00:00:38.640 --> 00:00:43.159 thought he said Southern, which I'm like, I guess that. 7 00:00:46.320 --> 00:00:49.359 Welcome to the snark Tank Podcast. We are Chris Raygan, 8 00:00:49.439 --> 00:00:52.240 Tom Sweeney, some black men, some black guy. Dark Pi 9 00:00:53.359 --> 00:00:56.880 goes by many names. Uh, go to Patreonic comas snark 10 00:00:56.880 --> 00:00:59.320 Tank if you want early access, ad free all that stuff. 11 00:00:59.679 --> 00:01:02.320 If you don't do that, remember what I didn't bring 12 00:01:02.359 --> 00:01:02.679 a bath. 13 00:01:03.520 --> 00:01:06.959 Oh oh, you didn't bring your fucking your mold spores. 14 00:01:07.040 --> 00:01:08.079 I drank today. 15 00:01:08.159 --> 00:01:10.280 Oh wow, it is we are recording later. I had 16 00:01:10.319 --> 00:01:11.400 to do a consolation today. 17 00:01:11.879 --> 00:01:15.719 But uh, it was about the you guys debated between 18 00:01:16.719 --> 00:01:19.680 who was gayer right between. 19 00:01:19.359 --> 00:01:21.000 We're trying to figure out who was gay or Ronda 20 00:01:21.040 --> 00:01:23.560 Santis or Richard Simmons. 21 00:01:23.879 --> 00:01:26.159 And it was a really it was kind of it 22 00:01:26.239 --> 00:01:27.079 was kind of clothes. 23 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:30.359 Like you guys talked about were confident. 24 00:01:31.239 --> 00:01:34.799 You're taking the hard mode is is advocating that Ronda 25 00:01:34.879 --> 00:01:38.640 Santis is gayer, But you were really convincing. Yeah, I 26 00:01:38.719 --> 00:01:39.400 like I think I won. 27 00:01:39.560 --> 00:01:41.760 I think, and I think the shoes really did it? 28 00:01:43.840 --> 00:01:48.200 Look at his shoes. Those shoes are fucking I don't understand. 29 00:01:48.200 --> 00:01:52.439 I can someone please give me some sort of of 30 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:56.079 like there's a logical reason he would wear these and 31 00:01:56.120 --> 00:01:59.359 not be clowned, Like what, like, can you give me anything? No? 32 00:01:59.799 --> 00:02:01.799 Really, it's crazy, like he had he had to have 33 00:02:01.959 --> 00:02:04.280 have those custom made by like Edna Mode or something 34 00:02:04.439 --> 00:02:05.519 like like where do you even? 35 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:07.519 Where do you buy? 36 00:02:07.400 --> 00:02:08.919 He found it's high fashion. 37 00:02:08.960 --> 00:02:11.120 He wouldn't get it, like, to me, those are My 38 00:02:11.159 --> 00:02:13.000 friend had a thrift store for a minute, you know, 39 00:02:13.039 --> 00:02:14.680 but it was too expensive so he shut it down 40 00:02:14.879 --> 00:02:17.759 the rent. But he had stuff like that in there, 41 00:02:18.479 --> 00:02:23.159 very things that high fashion things. I there were there 42 00:02:23.240 --> 00:02:29.280 was these golden uh Jordan's that I wanted so badly, 43 00:02:29.960 --> 00:02:31.759 but I was like I couldn't justify what I was 44 00:02:31.800 --> 00:02:35.280 like that, I can't. I forgot they were there. They 45 00:02:35.280 --> 00:02:37.400 were since it was a discount thing was probably like 46 00:02:37.439 --> 00:02:40.039 a few hundred dollars, but whatever, they probably would have 47 00:02:40.080 --> 00:02:43.039 been way you know, never never, it just wasn't it 48 00:02:43.080 --> 00:02:44.919 wasn't worth it, and I wasn't making that much money 49 00:02:44.919 --> 00:02:45.199 at the time. 50 00:02:46.280 --> 00:02:48.560 I still didn't over like I paid like the most 51 00:02:48.599 --> 00:02:50.120 I paid for any of my shoes. I have the 52 00:02:50.960 --> 00:02:53.199 I have the Miles Morales, the new ones, the blue, 53 00:02:53.280 --> 00:02:55.039 the purple and black ones for the Prowler. 54 00:02:55.199 --> 00:02:57.080 Gay, purple and green. That it's pretty gay, But how 55 00:02:57.159 --> 00:02:57.759 much those are? 56 00:02:57.800 --> 00:02:59.319 They're fire as sneakers. I don't wear them. 57 00:03:00.120 --> 00:03:00.919 Say they were bad? 58 00:03:01.319 --> 00:03:01.879 What did you say? 59 00:03:01.919 --> 00:03:03.360 Gay? Game bad? What do you mean? What do you? 60 00:03:03.479 --> 00:03:04.560 What do you mean by I didn't know? 61 00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:07.360 I didn't know. What are you what? You guys are hoping? 62 00:03:07.560 --> 00:03:09.400 You guys to hop. I didn't even finish yet I 63 00:03:09.560 --> 00:03:09.960 finished it. 64 00:03:10.240 --> 00:03:12.120 I said, then why did you say gay? I said, 65 00:03:12.120 --> 00:03:16.039 I you said gay? I said, now they're fire. I 66 00:03:16.080 --> 00:03:18.639 didn't say gay was bad yet you said I was gonna. 67 00:03:19.360 --> 00:03:19.919 I was gonna. 68 00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:21.879 But you guys need me to the punch so well, 69 00:03:21.919 --> 00:03:24.800 you guys try to say, first, how which were your 70 00:03:24.840 --> 00:03:26.680 gas shoes? They were like one hundred and seventy five. 71 00:03:27.120 --> 00:03:30.159 I bought them. I bought them like proper, like actual price, 72 00:03:30.599 --> 00:03:32.120 and then like they're gonna retail for more. 73 00:03:32.159 --> 00:03:32.400 Problem. 74 00:03:32.439 --> 00:03:34.120 It's hard for me to dressify paying that much money 75 00:03:34.159 --> 00:03:36.840 for something that I'm just gonna wipe across the ground constantly, 76 00:03:37.120 --> 00:03:39.520 you know what I mean? The way about cars, to 77 00:03:39.560 --> 00:03:41.560 be honest, the same way, we're just like this is 78 00:03:41.560 --> 00:03:43.520 gonna be like exposed to the elements constantly. 79 00:03:43.520 --> 00:03:45.000 Why the am I gonna pay good money? 80 00:03:45.039 --> 00:03:47.159 Having a sports car in civilian life is stupid? 81 00:03:47.439 --> 00:03:49.319 Oh yeah that's what. Yeah, you don't buy just by 82 00:03:49.400 --> 00:03:51.560 economy cars. Let me come on, guys, don't be stupid. 83 00:03:52.159 --> 00:03:54.520 Card are you gonna use if you're gonna actually go, 84 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:56.680 if you're going to German, like, if you're going to 85 00:03:56.719 --> 00:03:59.159 Germany to the Audubond and shit, gay, get yourself a 86 00:03:59.199 --> 00:04:03.120 fast fucking obviously. But if you live in like America 87 00:04:03.199 --> 00:04:05.840 and you drink your car to work and shit groceries, 88 00:04:05.879 --> 00:04:08.520 get a regular fucking car. Yeah, I was luxually he 89 00:04:08.560 --> 00:04:11.240 goes like a fucking tesla, Like that's that's the most luxury. 90 00:04:11.360 --> 00:04:13.439 And even if that's like too expensive, i'd they are 91 00:04:13.479 --> 00:04:16.240 so bad man. Yeah they were fine. They were good 92 00:04:16.240 --> 00:04:17.240 cars once upon a time. 93 00:04:17.399 --> 00:04:21.120 No, some there are some models that had that don't fail, 94 00:04:21.480 --> 00:04:24.199 and that's that's a that is a bad bar. Yeah, 95 00:04:24.560 --> 00:04:26.879 it's that. Oh, this is this is this, These ones 96 00:04:26.920 --> 00:04:27.360 are okay. 97 00:04:27.360 --> 00:04:29.560 They were fine. They were fine, and then Elon got 98 00:04:29.560 --> 00:04:31.560 too popular and he started shitting them out left and 99 00:04:31.680 --> 00:04:33.720 right instead of taking time to make them, and they 100 00:04:33.800 --> 00:04:36.519 just fell on quality. Yeah, I was really twenty thirteen. 101 00:04:36.600 --> 00:04:39.879 The twenty fourteen one were good cars. They were great cars. 102 00:04:40.439 --> 00:04:44.399 I remember, I remember talking positively about them. But then 103 00:04:44.480 --> 00:04:47.240 like the build quality just like fell off a cliff 104 00:04:47.279 --> 00:04:47.839 at some point. 105 00:04:47.920 --> 00:04:49.560 Yeah, I don't know what happens. It'd be like, oh, 106 00:04:49.560 --> 00:04:51.439 we're gonna make this many, and then they wouldn't make 107 00:04:51.439 --> 00:04:52.759 that many and they would come out with ones that 108 00:04:52.800 --> 00:04:53.519 are like half done. 109 00:04:53.759 --> 00:04:56.360 Yeah. I just can't. I can't stand all the shit 110 00:04:56.399 --> 00:04:58.600 that he's been a part of. It's just all cut corners. 111 00:04:58.639 --> 00:05:00.560 I mean, you saw what happen with Twitter. It's the same. 112 00:05:00.639 --> 00:05:03.600 He does that to everything where he's like, it's rich. 113 00:05:03.600 --> 00:05:06.319 People have that mentality of the they have they don't 114 00:05:06.319 --> 00:05:07.519 need a penny pinch, and they still do. 115 00:05:08.079 --> 00:05:09.800 You know, That's what they say. The thing that's so 116 00:05:09.879 --> 00:05:10.439 I became rich. 117 00:05:10.439 --> 00:05:12.519 I'm like, know, what the fuck it isn't you didn't 118 00:05:12.560 --> 00:05:15.399 get rich by penny pinching that how it was because 119 00:05:15.399 --> 00:05:17.399 you fucking made this car and a Styro of home 120 00:05:18.319 --> 00:05:21.240 what the hell? And we and you took taxes from us. 121 00:05:21.279 --> 00:05:24.720 He subsidized Tesla and SpaceX and then it'll be like 122 00:05:24.759 --> 00:05:28.000 fucking oh, I fucking you just They always say that 123 00:05:28.040 --> 00:05:31.120 all the rich people act like saving their money and 124 00:05:31.160 --> 00:05:32.959 doing this minimalist it is how they made their money, 125 00:05:33.000 --> 00:05:35.000 and like it's the biggest fucking bull shaved And. 126 00:05:35.000 --> 00:05:36.920 I earned up money and my dad gave me three 127 00:05:36.959 --> 00:05:39.600 million dollars. Yeah, yeah, exactly that. 128 00:05:39.680 --> 00:05:43.399 It's that Get so now, I when I'm making my cars, 129 00:05:43.439 --> 00:05:43.959 I think like. 130 00:05:45.560 --> 00:05:46.720 This, use Scotch tape? 131 00:05:47.600 --> 00:05:49.439 What do you mean? Why are we using? Why are 132 00:05:49.439 --> 00:05:52.920 we welding things? Is just as reliable. Tape's been around 133 00:05:52.959 --> 00:05:53.399 for so long. 134 00:05:53.439 --> 00:05:55.839 I didn't open your car and seeing it things are 135 00:05:55.920 --> 00:05:58.000 taped together together and bolted. 136 00:05:58.160 --> 00:05:59.480 I could see it. I can see the pitch too. 137 00:05:59.519 --> 00:06:01.879 It's like you tape would be a You think tape 138 00:06:01.879 --> 00:06:03.959 would have lasted this long. You think tape would be 139 00:06:03.959 --> 00:06:06.439 in every convenience store, every single department store if it 140 00:06:06.480 --> 00:06:07.279 wasn't reliable. 141 00:06:10.319 --> 00:06:13.439 Taper is phenomenal, So put him in. I'm sure in every. 142 00:06:13.639 --> 00:06:16.279 Tape is so super good. I have Oh my god, 143 00:06:16.360 --> 00:06:18.360 my fucking my sweg girl has been watching a bunch 144 00:06:18.399 --> 00:06:19.920 of fucking did. 145 00:06:19.839 --> 00:06:21.759 You just say swe what'd you say? 146 00:06:21.759 --> 00:06:22.279 In English? 147 00:06:24.040 --> 00:06:25.560 It's father in law write English. 148 00:06:25.839 --> 00:06:28.000 Well, I mean you said it like you said a 149 00:06:28.040 --> 00:06:29.920 Spanish word without a Spanish. 150 00:06:29.839 --> 00:06:34.000 Accident, because I swel I'm sorry. Well, it's like it's 151 00:06:34.040 --> 00:06:40.600 like saying casa dilla you would kill that. 152 00:06:40.800 --> 00:06:42.480 Doesn't that mean that means donkey? Right? 153 00:06:42.519 --> 00:06:43.639 Doesn't burrito mean donkey? 154 00:06:43.759 --> 00:06:48.800 It does? And this is so crazy. I literally just 155 00:06:48.879 --> 00:06:51.120 learned this last night. Yeah, I mean, see, my homie 156 00:06:51.319 --> 00:06:53.319 is having some family problems and we were talking about 157 00:06:53.319 --> 00:07:00.920 Because I was talking, I just realized he said that. 158 00:07:00.959 --> 00:07:02.680 I was like I was living there and I were good, 159 00:07:02.680 --> 00:07:03.800 and I was like, good, why do you say good 160 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:07.360 to that? They're pretty bad problems. It's pretty bad. 161 00:07:07.439 --> 00:07:10.399 I was just saying, let's just say it's cancer involved, 162 00:07:10.519 --> 00:07:16.000 but everybody's in good spirits. But I just learned that Boogie. Yeah, 163 00:07:16.600 --> 00:07:20.519 but I'm sorry. I went to visit Boogie. 164 00:07:21.279 --> 00:07:25.759 Close friends with Boogie is why the whole time on 165 00:07:25.800 --> 00:07:28.319 this man and Derek saying, I'm like, that's my fucking boy. 166 00:07:28.160 --> 00:07:30.519 And I'm like, I didn't tell. Yeah, I'm just I 167 00:07:30.519 --> 00:07:32.800 didn't say any im I know what's saying that would 168 00:07:32.839 --> 00:07:35.759 be I didn't say there's a podcast that like that 169 00:07:35.800 --> 00:07:37.480 would be such a vital information to. 170 00:07:37.480 --> 00:07:40.079 Share, and I'm like, like, you knew if we had 171 00:07:40.160 --> 00:07:40.600 cancer or not. 172 00:07:40.639 --> 00:07:43.120 You knew every all of a sudden, you anything. The 173 00:07:43.160 --> 00:07:45.240 whole time I knew he was he jumped the gun. 174 00:07:45.560 --> 00:07:48.120 He called me, Derek. You know, I got really scared, 175 00:07:48.160 --> 00:07:49.680 and I just you know, I just jumped the gun 176 00:07:49.879 --> 00:07:51.879 and said I had cancer. But it just turns out. 177 00:07:51.800 --> 00:07:52.839 Derek, I'm gonna kill myself. 178 00:07:52.879 --> 00:07:54.800 I'm a fucking I's actually how it really would have went, 179 00:07:55.319 --> 00:07:57.319 gonna something I promised this time for real, That's literally 180 00:07:57.319 --> 00:07:58.279 how it actually would have went. 181 00:07:58.319 --> 00:08:00.560 Because it's not funny. It's not funny, but like you 182 00:08:00.639 --> 00:08:03.160 know what I've done it yet. 183 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:05.519 Why it's not fun Why it's not not funny? I 184 00:08:05.560 --> 00:08:05.839 don't know. 185 00:08:05.839 --> 00:08:07.360 Man, even if he does it at this point, it's 186 00:08:07.399 --> 00:08:09.800 just like, dude, like what people like, they'll be finally 187 00:08:10.439 --> 00:08:13.800 that's so fucking sad, but he's not. But you know, 188 00:08:13.879 --> 00:08:16.399 like I don't know, like he's he's just run out 189 00:08:16.439 --> 00:08:17.199 of sympathy at this point. 190 00:08:17.199 --> 00:08:18.639 It's like it'll be sad when he dies for the 191 00:08:18.639 --> 00:08:21.399 people who love him, But like, I mean, I can't 192 00:08:21.399 --> 00:08:23.000 feel bad for the guy. Like it's it's just gone. 193 00:08:23.040 --> 00:08:23.639 It's over me. 194 00:08:23.839 --> 00:08:26.639 It's not. I'm sad because it got to the point 195 00:08:26.639 --> 00:08:30.079 it's at that's right, exactly bad. Yeah, I just feel bad, 196 00:08:30.160 --> 00:08:32.159 like that's a person still, you know, you know. 197 00:08:32.159 --> 00:08:35.120 What he did. Now, you can't feel bad for him. 198 00:08:35.120 --> 00:08:38.799 Now, I feel bad for the situation, not the person. 199 00:08:39.120 --> 00:08:40.399 Why do you feel bad for the situation. 200 00:08:40.519 --> 00:08:44.279 So you know, this guy is just down on his luck, 201 00:08:44.399 --> 00:08:47.720 but he's not. It's his doing and it's what he's doing. 202 00:08:47.799 --> 00:08:49.360 And so that's why I wouldn't call it down his luck. 203 00:08:49.399 --> 00:08:51.080 I think down in his luck as people like say, 204 00:08:51.360 --> 00:08:55.039 I think getting actual real cancer. That's like, oh, that's 205 00:08:55.120 --> 00:08:57.919 horrible luck, because you know, that's kind of a genetic gamble. 206 00:08:58.559 --> 00:09:03.159 He just willed himself to have cancer, like I have cancer. Woo. 207 00:09:03.399 --> 00:09:06.919 Everybody gets exposed and then team stars like, I mean, 208 00:09:07.320 --> 00:09:10.320 I'm sure he will get it eventually. We know because 209 00:09:10.320 --> 00:09:12.240 of all of his ailments, he's gonna have some sort 210 00:09:12.240 --> 00:09:13.480 of he. 211 00:09:13.440 --> 00:09:15.960 Has he has some, but will he has like filopian 212 00:09:16.000 --> 00:09:19.639 tube cancer or something. He's like, you you don't got that. 213 00:09:19.639 --> 00:09:22.080 That's he's so sicky. Some of the doctors just like 214 00:09:22.240 --> 00:09:25.440 I was, just like, you have tube cancer, not on 215 00:09:25.480 --> 00:09:28.080 your philopians. It's just like, you don't have filopians. They're 216 00:09:28.120 --> 00:09:29.480 just floating around your body? 217 00:09:33.120 --> 00:09:33.559 Do this? 218 00:09:33.720 --> 00:09:36.200 I think, Uh, you know, I ate one of the hookers. 219 00:09:36.240 --> 00:09:40.360 I'm sorry. Her philopian tubes must be still stuck in 220 00:09:40.399 --> 00:09:41.879 my digestion track. I don't know. 221 00:09:42.159 --> 00:09:44.879 I took my I took all eighteen thousand hookers that 222 00:09:44.919 --> 00:09:48.360 I paid for with me, and they just didn't find 223 00:09:48.399 --> 00:09:49.919 me hot when all my hair was falling out? 224 00:09:49.960 --> 00:09:51.559 Did you say eighteen thousand? 225 00:09:51.799 --> 00:09:52.720 Isn't that what he s meant? 226 00:09:52.960 --> 00:09:53.600 I thought you'd bet. 227 00:09:53.759 --> 00:09:57.519 I'm sorry, I thought he said eighteen thousand hookers, Oh 228 00:09:57.519 --> 00:09:59.840 that's it for five for five, he spent five hundred 229 00:09:59.840 --> 00:10:00.639 than eighteen. 230 00:10:04.080 --> 00:10:07.360 Where do you go to get those prices? Are there? Even? 231 00:10:07.480 --> 00:10:09.639 Do you think there are even that many hookers? Like 232 00:10:09.639 --> 00:10:14.759 like legitimately, that's a good question. Probably not, that's a 233 00:10:14.799 --> 00:10:15.279 good question. 234 00:10:15.360 --> 00:10:17.440 Well there in America, there's so many people that has 235 00:10:17.480 --> 00:10:21.360 to be yeahteen thousand per three hundred. 236 00:10:21.039 --> 00:10:24.759 Million was a hooker and a swinger like a hooker. 237 00:10:24.679 --> 00:10:28.559 Singer, escort, sorry the headsquort. I think it's a higher end. 238 00:10:28.600 --> 00:10:31.000 I think there's high class and there's a system. My 239 00:10:31.080 --> 00:10:33.879 friend used to be like a bouncer for escorts. And 240 00:10:33.919 --> 00:10:37.279 so there's like a system meaning that they have like protection, 241 00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:41.000 and they're usually like a I thought, I think the 242 00:10:41.039 --> 00:10:43.559 hookers are just the ones that go on the streets like, uh, 243 00:10:43.919 --> 00:10:44.840 you just see them on the street. 244 00:10:44.879 --> 00:10:50.600 Yeah, they're like buskers. Yeah he's a busker again, like 245 00:10:50.600 --> 00:10:51.960 the like the people on the street with the guitar. 246 00:10:52.639 --> 00:10:56.279 Oh okay, gotcha. They're like sex buskers like get back, 247 00:10:57.399 --> 00:10:58.279 get back. 248 00:11:00.240 --> 00:11:03.159 A kurby fucking inhale sound as they suck your dick 249 00:11:03.279 --> 00:11:06.080 off your body. I don't know, man, I. 250 00:11:06.360 --> 00:11:08.480 Don't how would you feel if you if you had, 251 00:11:09.320 --> 00:11:10.960 if you got a blow job, right, But it was 252 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:13.360 like one suck and then like when her head came back, 253 00:11:13.480 --> 00:11:14.919 your dick was noticeably thinner. 254 00:11:15.720 --> 00:11:17.720 But she took some of the mass out of my cock. 255 00:11:19.279 --> 00:11:23.000 Oh yeah, it's probably one good hell of a suck. 256 00:11:23.080 --> 00:11:24.840 It feels really good, but literally it's not. 257 00:11:25.120 --> 00:11:30.240 It's just like one like yeah, panic, that's that's panic. 258 00:11:30.559 --> 00:11:32.879 She does it again. It gets really you let her 259 00:11:32.919 --> 00:11:33.320 do it again. 260 00:11:33.960 --> 00:11:39.600 She goes real if she goes, it's just enough time 261 00:11:39.639 --> 00:11:41.679 for you to notice that happened. 262 00:11:41.559 --> 00:11:45.600 You know, because then she'll probably she's faster, she'll get 263 00:11:45.639 --> 00:11:47.159 in a few more before you push your way and 264 00:11:47.159 --> 00:11:48.720 then you have a fucking pencil dick. 265 00:11:49.080 --> 00:11:53.360 A pencil dick fucking like I look like a blunt. 266 00:11:55.159 --> 00:11:57.759 Like Jane, like a little joint. 267 00:11:57.799 --> 00:11:59.399 I think when you push your back, you notice she's 268 00:11:59.399 --> 00:12:00.720 significantly taller than she was. 269 00:12:01.559 --> 00:12:04.759 Oh, she's absorbing you. Wait a minute, so this must 270 00:12:04.799 --> 00:12:06.799 mean Okay, so this means there means a lot of things. 271 00:12:06.919 --> 00:12:09.440 So if she's experienced, this means she was this small 272 00:12:09.480 --> 00:12:14.840 when she started, or or that was the first time 273 00:12:14.879 --> 00:12:20.960 that ever happened. She just discovered this the other I 274 00:12:21.120 --> 00:12:22.159 like to believe the former. 275 00:12:22.759 --> 00:12:27.480 She was fucking she was like like Stuart Little could 276 00:12:27.519 --> 00:12:30.399 have bullied her, like like authentic Little. 277 00:12:31.320 --> 00:12:32.360 The idea of like. 278 00:12:34.120 --> 00:12:37.639 Your wife's for some reason gets shrunk. He's like, honey, 279 00:12:37.639 --> 00:12:39.360 I would still like this have a SEXU relationship. And 280 00:12:39.360 --> 00:12:42.039 you're like, I don't think I can suck a toy? No, 281 00:12:42.600 --> 00:12:42.960 what do you? 282 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:45.840 What do you just action figure? You can't No, of 283 00:12:45.879 --> 00:12:46.320 course not. 284 00:12:46.480 --> 00:12:48.000 There's nothing to do at that point. 285 00:12:48.039 --> 00:12:50.240 You can't just like beat your dick on her leg 286 00:12:51.320 --> 00:12:57.559 cy rubbing on her entire body so painful though, dude. 287 00:13:00.159 --> 00:13:01.879 Is throwing up and ship it's like getting it is 288 00:13:01.879 --> 00:13:04.440 that getting hit with a heavy version of a pool noodle. 289 00:13:08.120 --> 00:13:11.279 Dude. Those things are crazy, man, nobody everyone only uses 290 00:13:11.320 --> 00:13:12.480 them for violence. Dude. 291 00:13:12.519 --> 00:13:15.039 I would I wouldn't get as far away as I could, 292 00:13:15.039 --> 00:13:17.159 and I would swing it out people so pop would 293 00:13:17.279 --> 00:13:17.559 hit him. 294 00:13:18.000 --> 00:13:20.159 That was such a ship. That was really fun to do, though, 295 00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:22.200 to be honest, don't get batistics. 296 00:13:22.519 --> 00:13:25.039 Amount of time it gets there, it's gonna really make 297 00:13:25.120 --> 00:13:26.320 It wouldn't hurt you, but it would just make a 298 00:13:26.360 --> 00:13:26.919 lot of noise. 299 00:13:27.159 --> 00:13:32.919 Whoever made them, they're evil. They did that one. 300 00:13:31.240 --> 00:13:34.159 Creating that though, And that's like your your contribution to society. 301 00:13:34.159 --> 00:13:36.399 It's like it's like a ubiquitously understood thing, Like everybody 302 00:13:36.399 --> 00:13:37.360 knows what a pool noodle is. 303 00:13:37.440 --> 00:13:40.039 Yeah, that much money you probably probably made, though that person. 304 00:13:40.039 --> 00:13:41.360 I wouldn't be surprised if not a lot, to be 305 00:13:41.440 --> 00:13:43.519 honest with you, Like, yeah, like there's a lot of 306 00:13:43.919 --> 00:13:47.080 the pattern or whatever game like three hundred pennies or so, it's. 307 00:13:47.000 --> 00:13:49.440 Like the McDonald's guys and three hundred pen like actual, 308 00:13:49.840 --> 00:13:51.879 there's a couple of pennies poorted on his desk. 309 00:13:52.320 --> 00:13:55.559 Get the funk out of here before we kill you, Before. 310 00:13:55.240 --> 00:13:57.759 We kill all these you gotta clean up all these 311 00:13:57.799 --> 00:14:01.559 pennies in five seconds and get the fun got kill you. 312 00:14:01.600 --> 00:14:03.840 They have any guns, he just toss them all over 313 00:14:03.879 --> 00:14:06.360 the room. They got NERF guns, though, I got NERF 314 00:14:06.399 --> 00:14:10.120 guns with fucking car engines in it. So when that 315 00:14:10.240 --> 00:14:12.919 ship hits you was gonna hurt like a motherfucker. 316 00:14:13.440 --> 00:14:14.639 How make are those guns? 317 00:14:16.159 --> 00:14:20.279 It looks like the doll, the hammerburds the fucking the Lancer. 318 00:14:20.320 --> 00:14:22.879 It sounds like that. It's firm and it just says 319 00:14:22.960 --> 00:14:32.759 nerves origin blue, right yellow. Five seconds or three they 320 00:14:32.759 --> 00:14:37.240 start counting as they're poor, and it's a fucking contracts. 321 00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:41.039 The penny's are fucking falling through. It's like it's like 322 00:14:41.039 --> 00:14:43.159 the think of the mall where you like, wait for this, 323 00:14:43.320 --> 00:14:44.639 they're coin to go on the circle. 324 00:14:44.759 --> 00:14:48.200 My god, so stupid didn't even get his money? 325 00:14:48.200 --> 00:14:48.399 He did? 326 00:14:48.759 --> 00:14:51.679 I really actually I almost bought like a replica Lancer, 327 00:14:51.919 --> 00:14:54.519 like in like twenty seventeen, like when we were all 328 00:14:54.519 --> 00:14:55.039 living together. 329 00:14:55.360 --> 00:14:57.159 That would have been a cool by I thought of. 330 00:14:57.240 --> 00:14:59.240 I was like, how much did it costs? It really 331 00:14:59.279 --> 00:14:59.600 wasn't that. 332 00:14:59.679 --> 00:15:01.720 It was just enough where I was like, is this 333 00:15:01.799 --> 00:15:03.679 too much to spend on something so stupid? 334 00:15:04.360 --> 00:15:05.399 It was probably like three. 335 00:15:05.279 --> 00:15:08.360 Hundred's that range, But it was like I was like, 336 00:15:08.519 --> 00:15:10.639 is that too much for a gun, for like a 337 00:15:10.639 --> 00:15:11.240 fake gun. 338 00:15:11.720 --> 00:15:16.000 Ah, I'm doing well, but like, ah that range just 339 00:15:16.080 --> 00:15:18.039 like right now for me, that's my range for like 340 00:15:18.840 --> 00:15:21.879 cool to stupid. Ratio was like I will say today, 341 00:15:21.919 --> 00:15:24.320 I regret it. I regret that I didn't get because 342 00:15:24.320 --> 00:15:28.000 it's just like, look at how look at how come 343 00:15:28.200 --> 00:15:29.840 that's become to our job, you. 344 00:15:29.799 --> 00:15:32.399 Know, I just I just love it, Like it's just 345 00:15:32.399 --> 00:15:35.519 such a it's such a it's such a cool design. 346 00:15:37.320 --> 00:15:39.639 I mean, you'll still get one eventually, maybe I have, Like, 347 00:15:39.679 --> 00:15:42.799 actually I do want I want to answer. I want 348 00:15:43.519 --> 00:15:47.080 Magneto's helmet with a good one because they sell shitty ones. Yeah, 349 00:15:47.120 --> 00:15:48.440 I had a guy that was supposed to make one 350 00:15:48.440 --> 00:15:51.159 for me. There was a whole message and then they 351 00:15:51.159 --> 00:15:54.559 get squeezed in a little bit. It's hard. 352 00:15:57.919 --> 00:16:00.480 I want a Magneto helmet that is so small, but 353 00:16:00.519 --> 00:16:02.200 I forced it on my head anyway, and I'll cut 354 00:16:02.240 --> 00:16:03.039 my cheeks off. 355 00:16:04.759 --> 00:16:14.440 Your cheeks are taking down. It's like ears Magnus bleeding 356 00:16:14.639 --> 00:16:19.360 looking like a green snoopy with a fucking Magneto helmet on. 357 00:16:20.519 --> 00:16:23.799 Eric lan Over here, fucking insane. 358 00:16:24.200 --> 00:16:27.679 That is so stupid. You try to do this and 359 00:16:27.799 --> 00:16:28.360 you die. 360 00:16:32.519 --> 00:16:36.960 Your brain is swollen. Your brain is so swollen, it's insane. 361 00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:42.159 But you're still out there in your elbows. Dude, Oh 362 00:16:42.200 --> 00:16:45.200 my god, that so yeah. 363 00:16:45.240 --> 00:16:50.600 Boogie tattooed. Oh yeah, he tattooed. Uh he got lire tattooed. 364 00:16:50.240 --> 00:16:50.600 On his face. 365 00:16:50.679 --> 00:16:51.559 Were tattooed on his face. 366 00:16:52.039 --> 00:16:54.559 That's what I wanted, can you That's what I wanted. 367 00:16:54.679 --> 00:16:57.039 That'd be fire because I feel Liar is actually because 368 00:16:57.039 --> 00:17:00.360 I don't even like I've seen, you know, the amount 369 00:17:00.399 --> 00:17:03.360 of who is it blue Some fucking one of those 370 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:05.680 rappers got face. I don't know if it was blue face. 371 00:17:05.839 --> 00:17:07.359 I was gonna say blue face, but I actually I 372 00:17:07.359 --> 00:17:10.160 was like, I don't think that was but somebody got 373 00:17:10.359 --> 00:17:13.359 uh it was it was like Susan b Anthony or something. 374 00:17:14.000 --> 00:17:15.720 It was like because it was like a money thing 375 00:17:15.880 --> 00:17:17.279 or something. Yeah, and it was I was like, I 376 00:17:17.319 --> 00:17:20.480 don't know what's happening. So when I see Liar, I'm like, Okay, 377 00:17:20.519 --> 00:17:23.079 that's child's play. And also he got it where he 378 00:17:23.119 --> 00:17:25.359 can just grout his beard, so I'm like, what a 379 00:17:25.400 --> 00:17:27.759 fucking retard. But at the same time, I was also like, 380 00:17:28.160 --> 00:17:29.160 this is such a nothing thing. 381 00:17:29.160 --> 00:17:31.079 At the same time, Yeah, I like that it's just 382 00:17:31.279 --> 00:17:33.759 rail if he's looking in a mirror, I think that's fine. 383 00:17:34.480 --> 00:17:36.319 Yeah yeah, but I. 384 00:17:36.240 --> 00:17:38.359 Think it's so weird. Like for me, tattoos are so 385 00:17:38.519 --> 00:17:41.440 like it's a strange thing for me because like I 386 00:17:41.480 --> 00:17:44.079 understand tattoos the nature of our Like Derek, I forget 387 00:17:44.119 --> 00:17:47.240 you have tattoos all the time. I see them all 388 00:17:47.279 --> 00:17:48.920 the time, but I forget you have time. 389 00:17:49.279 --> 00:17:51.279 I forget. I imagine it like that with people have 390 00:17:51.319 --> 00:17:55.400 tattoos as well, like I I don't until somebody acknowledges them, 391 00:17:55.440 --> 00:17:56.960 like oh yeah, I kind of Or I see a 392 00:17:56.960 --> 00:17:58.119 picture of myself because you're so. 393 00:17:58.200 --> 00:18:00.599 You're super tattoed, and I'm just like, I forget you 394 00:18:00.599 --> 00:18:02.359 have tattoos, right, because you have a feel on your chests, right, 395 00:18:02.359 --> 00:18:04.000 you have like no nothing on my chest. 396 00:18:04.119 --> 00:18:04.759 No, no, I know. 397 00:18:04.799 --> 00:18:06.480 I've seen your arms, in your legs, you have a bunch, 398 00:18:06.519 --> 00:18:07.680 and I'm like I look at it and I'm like, 399 00:18:07.720 --> 00:18:08.880 oh my god, you have fucking till. 400 00:18:08.880 --> 00:18:10.440 You have so many tattoos. I don't have to get 401 00:18:10.480 --> 00:18:12.440 like buff before I got like chest tattoos or something. 402 00:18:12.359 --> 00:18:14.119 Because I just I don't know this. Tattoos are so 403 00:18:14.160 --> 00:18:16.359 weird for me because I really really really wanted one, 404 00:18:16.640 --> 00:18:18.640 and then I hit like twenty five, and I'm like, 405 00:18:18.680 --> 00:18:19.440 I don't really want one. 406 00:18:19.559 --> 00:18:20.079 You're too late. 407 00:18:20.279 --> 00:18:22.240 Yeah, I mean you can still get something, but I 408 00:18:22.240 --> 00:18:22.880 mean I. 409 00:18:22.839 --> 00:18:24.960 Know people that have gotten some around the age too. 410 00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:26.559 But it's really, like I said, if your heart's not. 411 00:18:26.519 --> 00:18:28.119 In it, I'm thirty now, dude, Like, I don't know, 412 00:18:28.359 --> 00:18:30.240 it's not to me. It has nothing to do with age. 413 00:18:30.279 --> 00:18:31.799 It's just more like, is your heart into it or 414 00:18:31.839 --> 00:18:33.279 that's the thing. That's the thing. 415 00:18:33.279 --> 00:18:36.000 It's like if he's thirty now and he hasn't had one, 416 00:18:36.039 --> 00:18:37.400 it's like, yeah, you just don't want. 417 00:18:37.440 --> 00:18:37.960 You don't really want. 418 00:18:38.160 --> 00:18:39.640 I don't want bad enough. I wanted to get one 419 00:18:39.640 --> 00:18:40.920 for a while. I'm glad didn't get the one I 420 00:18:40.920 --> 00:18:42.400 wanted to get. I want to get a fucking try Force. 421 00:18:43.000 --> 00:18:44.119 So glad I didn't get that shit. 422 00:18:44.680 --> 00:18:46.279 I don't mind that I used to. I used to 423 00:18:46.279 --> 00:18:49.640 always have one of those uh like say my computer 424 00:18:49.720 --> 00:18:51.519 desk or at work or whatever, they always have like 425 00:18:51.559 --> 00:18:53.880 a certain like, oh let me have the try Force. 426 00:18:54.640 --> 00:18:56.759 Stupid bullshit. It was just one of those things that 427 00:18:56.799 --> 00:18:58.200 I like to have. It was almost like a ritual. 428 00:18:58.200 --> 00:18:59.480 But then I kind of kind of. 429 00:18:59.480 --> 00:18:59.920 Got out of it. 430 00:19:00.160 --> 00:19:01.359 So I was like, you know this kind of game. 431 00:19:03.039 --> 00:19:05.079 Yeah, I mean, if you do, it's probably gonna be 432 00:19:05.160 --> 00:19:06.839 a jay Z lyric and it's gonna be like dumb 433 00:19:06.880 --> 00:19:11.640 man word that. 434 00:19:11.559 --> 00:19:12.640 It's a lyric? What do you mean? 435 00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:14.319 And it's like, why did you get that's a lyric? 436 00:19:14.400 --> 00:19:16.599 Like there's a couple of rules that like, I feel like, Okay, 437 00:19:16.599 --> 00:19:19.480 there's no rules for tattoos obviously, However, there are some 438 00:19:20.079 --> 00:19:26.960 etiquettes and guides. Don't start fake, don't start like for god, 439 00:19:27.039 --> 00:19:29.519 damn it. Whatever you do, do, you do you, And 440 00:19:29.599 --> 00:19:32.039 as long as you're happy, I'm happy for you. I'm 441 00:19:32.039 --> 00:19:34.200 still gonna make fun of you'na be happy about it. 442 00:19:34.319 --> 00:19:38.119 I'm gonna get it. And just as you're getting it, 443 00:19:38.160 --> 00:19:39.839 you could have stopped a long time ago, and you 444 00:19:39.920 --> 00:19:43.119 just keep going. Man, goddamn it is fucking stupid. Keep going, 445 00:19:43.440 --> 00:19:43.880 keep going? 446 00:19:43.960 --> 00:19:45.240 Now, how do you feel about like, because I've had 447 00:19:45.240 --> 00:19:47.519 this conversation with people, and people insist that I'm trying 448 00:19:47.519 --> 00:19:49.000 to sound cool when I say it, but I swear 449 00:19:49.000 --> 00:19:50.079 to God, I just feel this way. 450 00:19:50.680 --> 00:19:52.119 The pain that you get with the tattoo. 451 00:19:52.519 --> 00:19:58.480 The pain it's it doesn't really hurt right in the 452 00:19:58.480 --> 00:20:00.279 way that like people assume. 453 00:20:00.039 --> 00:20:01.519 It would depends on where you get it. 454 00:20:01.599 --> 00:20:04.720 I will say the only the only true pain I 455 00:20:04.720 --> 00:20:07.839 would say is from a long session. The in the moment. 456 00:20:08.279 --> 00:20:10.400 To me, it's like I say, if you've been scratched 457 00:20:10.400 --> 00:20:12.319 by a cat, it's like, you know, kind of know 458 00:20:12.359 --> 00:20:14.559 what a tattoo feels like, because I feel like getting 459 00:20:14.599 --> 00:20:17.519 scratched by a cat it surprises you more than anything 460 00:20:17.599 --> 00:20:20.440 like ow. But really, if you knew was coming, you'd 461 00:20:20.480 --> 00:20:22.799 be like, oh, it stings a little bit, yeah, and 462 00:20:22.880 --> 00:20:24.079 it's not that bad. To me. 463 00:20:24.119 --> 00:20:27.279 It's like it's such a consistent pain that it becomes 464 00:20:27.319 --> 00:20:29.319 like not it just it just kind of feel it 465 00:20:29.319 --> 00:20:31.079 fades into the background where it's like, oh, this isn't 466 00:20:31.079 --> 00:20:31.440 I don't. 467 00:20:31.720 --> 00:20:34.359 I don't know this, Like the wrist one hurt more 468 00:20:34.400 --> 00:20:34.880 than anything. 469 00:20:34.920 --> 00:20:37.559 If I were to say that a tattoo hurt, But 470 00:20:37.559 --> 00:20:39.960 even that was just kind of like, yeah, it's way 471 00:20:40.000 --> 00:20:40.519 less to me. 472 00:20:40.559 --> 00:20:44.279 It's like way less worse. I'm more uncomfortable getting blood drawn. 473 00:20:44.799 --> 00:20:46.400 Oh that I well, I don't. 474 00:20:46.279 --> 00:20:48.359 Like that hurts, and that hurts me and is more 475 00:20:48.400 --> 00:20:51.759 uncomfortable to me, even even one with like heavy black. 476 00:20:52.119 --> 00:20:54.680 I guess that all I don't want them having it, Okay, 477 00:20:54.759 --> 00:20:59.079 I'm sure they have your blood to use it threw 478 00:20:59.119 --> 00:21:01.279 it away right away. They can't use it probably like 479 00:21:02.279 --> 00:21:03.200 completely black. 480 00:21:03.440 --> 00:21:08.319 My blood is fucking bright green, right green, like radioactive 481 00:21:08.359 --> 00:21:09.480 ship in fucking movies. 482 00:21:09.519 --> 00:21:11.880 I don't like how you're just unbothered by that. He's 483 00:21:11.960 --> 00:21:13.000 like whatever I found myself. 484 00:21:13.039 --> 00:21:15.160 I bleed and it goes straight, it doesn't even touch, 485 00:21:16.440 --> 00:21:18.039 just goes straight through material. 486 00:21:18.079 --> 00:21:21.000 And you're completely just like, I don't whatever, man. You know, 487 00:21:21.240 --> 00:21:24.200 like the government is pleading discovery study you. They like, 488 00:21:24.319 --> 00:21:28.519 we'll give you our best scientist Fauci, and it will 489 00:21:28.559 --> 00:21:30.920 give you Fuci best one. Like we'll give you our 490 00:21:30.960 --> 00:21:34.359 best dog killing scientists Fauci, and you're like, nah, man, 491 00:21:35.160 --> 00:21:36.119 I'm cool. 492 00:21:36.279 --> 00:21:37.680 I don't want to make the world a better place. 493 00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:42.599 My blood, only your blood could have would be unlimited 494 00:21:43.000 --> 00:21:47.319 energy forever, like one pint of it, one pint of it, 495 00:21:47.440 --> 00:21:50.319 and nobody would ever have to pay electrical bills, just 496 00:21:50.440 --> 00:21:51.880 energy bills in general. 497 00:21:51.799 --> 00:21:56.359 You know, so they pay more energy bills. I guess 498 00:21:56.400 --> 00:21:57.920 you sell it to the right people. Like you go 499 00:21:57.960 --> 00:22:01.440 down medicine, like figure they'll figure out a way to 500 00:22:01.440 --> 00:22:03.400 make an idea of choosing to like someone that you 501 00:22:03.400 --> 00:22:04.680 can help the world is like, how do I make 502 00:22:04.720 --> 00:22:08.160 it worse? Yeah? I want to make it worse worse. 503 00:22:08.240 --> 00:22:09.839 Do you hear about that guy that was supposed to 504 00:22:09.839 --> 00:22:11.839 get out of prison. He's been in prison for like 505 00:22:11.880 --> 00:22:14.759 decades and then they found out that he was obviously innocent, 506 00:22:15.119 --> 00:22:18.880 and then like there was like some weird stipulations and 507 00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:21.319 some guy like wrote like a letter trying to for 508 00:22:21.400 --> 00:22:24.920 no reason, just to like like I was saying villain maxing, 509 00:22:25.000 --> 00:22:27.200 because that's all it is. He was trying to like 510 00:22:27.680 --> 00:22:30.200 force him to see he's still in there, even though 511 00:22:30.680 --> 00:22:34.279 his attorney that actually married the guy. I don't know 512 00:22:34.279 --> 00:22:37.359 what's going on with that shit. But they were preparing 513 00:22:37.519 --> 00:22:39.039 to let him out and be like we'll get some 514 00:22:39.079 --> 00:22:42.359 dinner afterwards, and like, oh, turns out like there's some 515 00:22:42.440 --> 00:22:44.240 prosecuting people that are just trying to keep him in. 516 00:22:44.319 --> 00:22:46.480 And it just seems like the sake of it, because 517 00:22:46.480 --> 00:22:48.000 there was no everyone was trying to figure out a 518 00:22:48.039 --> 00:22:51.519 reason why. And I feel like that's that person. If 519 00:22:51.559 --> 00:22:56.119 that person received them like this miracle fucking you know, 520 00:22:56.400 --> 00:22:59.119 like this serum that cures all of everything, and he 521 00:22:59.240 --> 00:22:59.519 be like. 522 00:23:01.160 --> 00:23:03.359 Crush on fire. 523 00:23:04.759 --> 00:23:06.440 Nah No, I don't like that. 524 00:23:06.519 --> 00:23:09.359 I don't know, Like, dude, you idea of the idea 525 00:23:09.400 --> 00:23:12.599 of just free floating villainy is so insane to me. 526 00:23:13.119 --> 00:23:15.480 In the real world is so like what is wrong? 527 00:23:15.640 --> 00:23:18.279 Like what the fuck? Yeah, It's like people just want 528 00:23:18.319 --> 00:23:25.920 to watch the whale boom. Okay, I want a world 529 00:23:25.920 --> 00:23:29.400 where he's Batman. Oh my god, I'm. 530 00:23:32.279 --> 00:23:39.519 I'm bog. Oh my god, Now talk. No. He puts 531 00:23:39.519 --> 00:23:41.079 a guy headfirst into a wood chipper. 532 00:23:41.599 --> 00:23:42.279 He's just now. 533 00:23:42.200 --> 00:23:45.200 Talk talk, and his head is fucking fly. 534 00:23:45.640 --> 00:23:49.000 His head is gone in a wood chipper. His head's gone. 535 00:23:50.920 --> 00:23:52.839 He's just ankles. 536 00:23:52.880 --> 00:23:55.920 He's interrogating a set of ankles. 537 00:23:58.119 --> 00:23:58.359 Talk. 538 00:23:58.480 --> 00:24:06.759 Dammitm you that jokers out there. I've gone Okay. He 539 00:24:06.880 --> 00:24:10.759 picks up the joker and like fucking dragon, throws him 540 00:24:10.759 --> 00:24:13.720 head first into the floor and he's like now talking 541 00:24:15.039 --> 00:24:17.880 and spine is broken out of his body. 542 00:24:19.039 --> 00:24:19.720 Eyes around. 543 00:24:19.960 --> 00:24:25.480 But it is the most cartoonish gore could ever fucking imagine. 544 00:24:25.519 --> 00:24:30.000 Like he says talk and Joker's mouth is down here. 545 00:24:30.640 --> 00:24:33.960 It is clammical because of how hard he slams. 546 00:24:33.599 --> 00:24:36.240 Him on the floor. It's jokers, so he's still laughing. 547 00:24:36.440 --> 00:24:37.200 He's still. 548 00:24:39.640 --> 00:24:42.039 It's so bad that he's not like he's like, oh, 549 00:24:42.039 --> 00:24:43.200 he's actually. 550 00:24:42.799 --> 00:24:48.319 Like the first time, he's fucking begging for help. 551 00:24:50.799 --> 00:24:57.920 Batman, batman ow ow ow now no, no, you won't 552 00:24:58.039 --> 00:24:59.920 full meet his toy. 553 00:25:00.079 --> 00:25:00.279 Now. 554 00:25:00.400 --> 00:25:03.039 He's just panicking, repeating the same thing over there because 555 00:25:03.039 --> 00:25:04.440 he's like he's in death throw. 556 00:25:04.519 --> 00:25:16.359 He's like in loop. He's like roll the twenty's commissioner 557 00:25:17.480 --> 00:25:18.160 and the commissioner. 558 00:25:18.240 --> 00:25:20.279 The commissioner can't get in a room. Commissioners like the 559 00:25:20.279 --> 00:25:24.200 commissioner about rocking. He was like he was immediately backed up. 560 00:25:24.279 --> 00:25:27.680 He's hit the floor and he was like yo. He 561 00:25:27.799 --> 00:25:30.319 fucking drives in his car. He just never stopped. He drives, 562 00:25:30.640 --> 00:25:33.319 goes to Barbie, gives her a hug. He's like, honey, 563 00:25:33.319 --> 00:25:38.240 we gotta move now. Something's wrong with Batman? What's about? 564 00:25:38.400 --> 00:25:46.319 What's wrong with me? What wrong with He just turns 565 00:25:46.799 --> 00:25:48.799 completely ghost white. 566 00:25:48.559 --> 00:25:52.119 Like nothing, nothing, Bruce, I think you can handle the 567 00:25:52.160 --> 00:25:58.240 city yourself. Yeah, I really think I've leveled up my guy. 568 00:25:57.599 --> 00:25:58.720 Know you dead guy didn't. 569 00:25:58.759 --> 00:26:01.200 He's also, by the way, I need to really clarify this, 570 00:26:01.319 --> 00:26:05.880 he's modern day Michael Kane as Batman's elderly, but he's 571 00:26:05.920 --> 00:26:11.039 still He's still swooping and he's magnet kicking people from 572 00:26:11.079 --> 00:26:11.640 across the road. 573 00:26:13.559 --> 00:26:17.400 Are the way stronger and faster than he than anyone 574 00:26:17.440 --> 00:26:21.359 should be, not just him, Yeah, Anyonekham. 575 00:26:20.519 --> 00:26:24.839 Batman, Arkham Batman, Michael Caine outside of his suit can 576 00:26:24.880 --> 00:26:27.200 beat insomniac Spider Man. 577 00:26:27.880 --> 00:26:31.759 Outside of his suit, outside of no suit needed. Do 578 00:26:31.799 --> 00:26:35.160 you remember the the opening worthwhile debate thing you think 579 00:26:35.599 --> 00:26:36.799 mc abe spider Man onomia. 580 00:26:37.519 --> 00:26:41.319 I don't know, I know what I mean if it's 581 00:26:42.039 --> 00:26:45.119 I think Michael for sure, though ye put him down. 582 00:26:45.319 --> 00:26:47.519 Yeah, but I think I don't know. I think I 583 00:26:47.680 --> 00:26:48.200 can beat him. 584 00:26:48.720 --> 00:26:52.640 I don't care. Do you think look at Yeah, that's stupid. 585 00:26:52.680 --> 00:26:59.559 Let's doupid as ship Team Star is he is he Batman? 586 00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:03.640 I think he might. I feel like keemstar is. He's 587 00:27:03.680 --> 00:27:07.000 built on so much like just the will to destroy 588 00:27:07.079 --> 00:27:09.720 people as fast as fuck. He might be able to 589 00:27:09.759 --> 00:27:11.599 outrun him. He has fast as fucks, he might be 590 00:27:11.599 --> 00:27:13.000 able to and then with the with the with the 591 00:27:13.079 --> 00:27:15.920 velocity of his punch actually might kill him. Yeah, So 592 00:27:16.039 --> 00:27:19.039 that's actually a thing. But I just want like he's 593 00:27:20.440 --> 00:27:22.680 who's the worst villain in that univer because I feel 594 00:27:22.680 --> 00:27:27.400 like Keemstar is I the whole tattoo thing. That was 595 00:27:27.480 --> 00:27:31.039 like it was weird seeing a real like a real 596 00:27:31.079 --> 00:27:34.720 life villains are fake, right, it was weird seeing this 597 00:27:34.839 --> 00:27:39.839 guy like scheming and like puppeteering someone who's completely broken. 598 00:27:39.880 --> 00:27:43.359 I was like, this is a real villain arc. This 599 00:27:43.440 --> 00:27:44.079 is crazy. 600 00:27:44.759 --> 00:27:47.400 I was John because we all know that he sucked. 601 00:27:47.440 --> 00:27:49.519 It's some weird like but like this was kind of different. 602 00:27:49.599 --> 00:27:52.960 It's some weird like vindication that like I just don't 603 00:27:53.039 --> 00:27:56.319 understand why they have it. I don't get like, I 604 00:27:56.359 --> 00:27:59.279 know Boogie sucks, but like why it's then do you 605 00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:02.720 the party? It's a villain ship and making things so 606 00:28:02.799 --> 00:28:03.880 much wet is what is wrong? 607 00:28:04.000 --> 00:28:06.000 It has to be because I think about all. 608 00:28:05.839 --> 00:28:07.799 Of them, like that whole group, I'm just like, what 609 00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:08.359 is wrong? 610 00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:11.279 I'm honest. I actually, I'm be honest. I totally lost 611 00:28:11.319 --> 00:28:13.119 some respect for like the people that were jumping on 612 00:28:13.160 --> 00:28:16.240 those calls and like actively participating all that shit. 613 00:28:16.279 --> 00:28:18.720 I was like, oh wow, that's just it. 614 00:28:18.759 --> 00:28:21.319 Kind of look I didn't have There were some people 615 00:28:21.319 --> 00:28:23.400 on there that I'm like, I'm fine with them. I'm 616 00:28:24.000 --> 00:28:26.079 completely fine with them. But I was like, wow, you're 617 00:28:26.119 --> 00:28:29.880 actively participating in this humiliation ritual. People talk about that 618 00:28:29.880 --> 00:28:33.559 Illuminati shit. I was like, here's the real one humiliation. 619 00:28:35.119 --> 00:28:37.039 Do you think it's a humiliation fetish from Boogie at 620 00:28:37.079 --> 00:28:38.920 this point because it's a little weird. 621 00:28:39.079 --> 00:28:43.240 He I think volunteered essentially as they heard do the 622 00:28:43.279 --> 00:28:46.799 tattoo thing. He was like, no problem, And to be fair, 623 00:28:46.880 --> 00:28:48.960 Keem Star said, I don't know if this is true, 624 00:28:49.200 --> 00:28:53.480 but he said, hey, this is too fucking crazy. Let's 625 00:28:53.559 --> 00:28:55.000 call it off. I think I hear him say that 626 00:28:55.079 --> 00:28:58.119 and then and then Boogie was like, no, don't take 627 00:28:58.119 --> 00:28:59.920 this away from me. And what do you mean, take 628 00:29:00.039 --> 00:29:03.240 what away from you? To do one of the dumbest 629 00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:04.000 fucking things ever. 630 00:29:04.200 --> 00:29:05.880 I think he thinks it's like a redemption arc. But 631 00:29:05.920 --> 00:29:12.480 it's like, I think he has such a low value 632 00:29:12.519 --> 00:29:15.559 of himself that he'll do just about anything happy. I 633 00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:18.279 think you have any sort of modic respect for him. 634 00:29:18.279 --> 00:29:18.839 I think you're right. 635 00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:21.000 I think I think that is super sad. Like all 636 00:29:21.119 --> 00:29:23.559 jokes aside, I don't I can't find that funny. 637 00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:26.400 He's kind of the real life anything for views you 638 00:29:26.440 --> 00:29:28.559 know what I mean, Like he actually will do anything 639 00:29:29.519 --> 00:29:32.319 like that other Chad like that was kind of like 640 00:29:32.319 --> 00:29:36.200 a kind of stick like this is real where he's like, yeah, 641 00:29:36.200 --> 00:29:39.000 oh dude, tattoo, no problem. And it reminds me of 642 00:29:39.039 --> 00:29:43.759 a spoilers the latest season of The Boys where uh 643 00:29:44.000 --> 00:29:47.200 the homelander made that guy jerk off in front of everybody. 644 00:29:47.680 --> 00:29:49.440 It was that it was like I just want to 645 00:29:49.519 --> 00:29:51.400 humiliate and then like Keem Star was kind of in 646 00:29:51.440 --> 00:29:53.680 that mode. And the only difference is the other guy 647 00:29:53.720 --> 00:29:55.839 obviously didn't want to do that, but he was so willing. 648 00:29:55.880 --> 00:30:00.799 And I'm like, you're this is if if I was 649 00:30:00.839 --> 00:30:04.759 a psychologist or whatever, I would be fucking solivating. I guess, 650 00:30:04.960 --> 00:30:07.359 oh yeah, Like this is like this is the ship 651 00:30:07.440 --> 00:30:10.200 that I'm into, This is what I live for me 652 00:30:10.480 --> 00:30:13.640 I'm on the outside like some normally fucking qud. 653 00:30:13.480 --> 00:30:15.960 I would actually love to see a psychologist YouTuber like 654 00:30:16.039 --> 00:30:18.599 kind of like dissect a lot of that stuff, like 655 00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:21.759 just just those calls. Yeah, and like what's going on 656 00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:24.759 with him because there's a lot of interesting shit, Like 657 00:30:24.880 --> 00:30:27.680 no doubt, like he's an interesting guy just because he's 658 00:30:27.720 --> 00:30:30.200 so unfit. It's like so much of what he's done 659 00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:34.960 and said and how he's acted is just so unfathomable 660 00:30:35.480 --> 00:30:37.839 even to not even like a healthy mind, but just 661 00:30:37.920 --> 00:30:41.920 like a an a normal unhealthy mind, you know what 662 00:30:41.960 --> 00:30:42.240 I mean. 663 00:30:42.279 --> 00:30:44.440 Like, I don't know how Yeah, none of this makes 664 00:30:44.440 --> 00:30:44.880 sense to me. 665 00:30:45.480 --> 00:30:48.920 Question, do you do you know any YouTube psychologist or whatever? 666 00:30:48.960 --> 00:30:51.400 Do you know any of these people? Like I don't. 667 00:30:51.519 --> 00:30:54.319 I don't know if they exist. Really, I know they 668 00:30:54.359 --> 00:30:57.279 do for sure. I know there's a girl that she 669 00:30:57.400 --> 00:31:00.400 seemed kind of she was some blonde chick that she 670 00:31:00.480 --> 00:31:03.119 was the one that when they were doing that Shane 671 00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:06.680 Dawson thing. Remember, Oh, I do know who you're talking about, 672 00:31:06.720 --> 00:31:09.279 but like, I don't really she seemed kind of iffited me. 673 00:31:09.319 --> 00:31:11.160 So I does not feel like an eternity, by the way, 674 00:31:11.240 --> 00:31:11.920 And it kind. 675 00:31:11.720 --> 00:31:14.359 Of was, isn't it seventeen twenty eight? 676 00:31:14.480 --> 00:31:16.920 It was like that because I think that was barely I. 677 00:31:16.839 --> 00:31:19.519 Think twenty eight to twenty nineteen that best. Yeah, probably we. 678 00:31:19.480 --> 00:31:23.000 Talked about it, so I'm assuming it was on the 679 00:31:23.240 --> 00:31:25.759 It was the episode when I was a guest that right, 680 00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:28.440 Wait was I It wasn't the first I don't remember. 681 00:31:28.799 --> 00:31:30.160 My memory is kind of shot now. 682 00:31:30.240 --> 00:31:32.279 That was that was talking no way that that was 683 00:31:32.359 --> 00:31:33.119 right before COVID. 684 00:31:33.119 --> 00:31:36.839 I don't remember yesterday. It's getting pretty bad. I don't remember. 685 00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:40.279 If you bring up yesterday, I remember it, but I 686 00:31:40.319 --> 00:31:43.400 can't actually on my own accent. I can't dig in 687 00:31:43.440 --> 00:31:44.200 the bag and find it. 688 00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:46.720 I was actually thinking about, like, is that should we 689 00:31:47.640 --> 00:31:49.599 is there stuff we should be like taking. I feel 690 00:31:49.640 --> 00:31:50.519 like we're losing. 691 00:31:50.720 --> 00:31:53.160 So I think it's actually normal. 692 00:31:53.400 --> 00:31:55.279 I just think so. 693 00:31:55.480 --> 00:31:59.480 I think it's because so much is documented now in 694 00:31:59.519 --> 00:32:02.720 a way that wasn't really accessible. Like we didn't actually 695 00:32:02.759 --> 00:32:06.039 have access to every single message we've ever sent, like 696 00:32:06.119 --> 00:32:09.119 prior to like texting and like email or like, so 697 00:32:09.240 --> 00:32:12.319 there's conversations that we just don't remember, and it's normal, 698 00:32:12.599 --> 00:32:15.440 but we're expected to because now we have concrete examples 699 00:32:15.440 --> 00:32:16.160 of them existing. 700 00:32:16.319 --> 00:32:17.799 I think I think, you know, I think it's that 701 00:32:17.799 --> 00:32:19.640 that and it's the opposite way that we no longer 702 00:32:19.680 --> 00:32:20.680 have to so we don't. 703 00:32:21.400 --> 00:32:24.160 Well, that's probably true, absolutely, like because I know for 704 00:32:24.480 --> 00:32:26.519 sure that's for me with like spelling and stuff. For 705 00:32:26.559 --> 00:32:29.440 certain things like I do, I don't memorize. I don't 706 00:32:29.440 --> 00:32:31.079 memorize a lot of the stuff that I should because 707 00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:32.519 I just know that I can find it again. 708 00:32:32.680 --> 00:32:34.920 Yeah, you know, dude, when my spell check is off, 709 00:32:35.279 --> 00:32:38.359 I'm like, it throws me off because I'm second guessing 710 00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:41.480 myself a lot. I'm like, wait, is this right? When normal, 711 00:32:41.559 --> 00:32:43.119 the spell check will let you know if it's right 712 00:32:43.200 --> 00:32:45.039 or not. Yeah, so a lot most of the times 713 00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:47.799 it is correct, but still just not having that little 714 00:32:47.799 --> 00:32:51.000 fail safe or I'm like, like, there's still words. 715 00:32:50.799 --> 00:32:53.359 That give me like that fucking sluckily when I read 716 00:32:53.440 --> 00:32:55.920 is insane, Like when I'm reading and I'm like, actually, 717 00:32:55.960 --> 00:32:58.920 like looking at words, there are words that are sometimes 718 00:32:59.359 --> 00:33:00.519 what words did I think it was? 719 00:33:00.640 --> 00:33:03.200 Like it was insane? I think it was something like 720 00:33:03.240 --> 00:33:05.079 come when you were just like reading drum or something. 721 00:33:05.359 --> 00:33:08.079 No, that's wild, that's wild. Do you have that happened 722 00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:08.400 you ever? 723 00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:10.480 Does that wrap every every single time? What the fun? 724 00:33:10.559 --> 00:33:12.400 Why is this? Why is this comer in the com 725 00:33:13.160 --> 00:33:16.279 rhymes that rhymes? And I just think it's come, that's 726 00:33:17.119 --> 00:33:18.759 it rhymes anything. 727 00:33:19.119 --> 00:33:21.720 So if he puts like dog and hog he sees 728 00:33:21.839 --> 00:33:24.559 it come comes. 729 00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:26.079 Just stupid fucking affliction. 730 00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:29.599 I'm pretty sure if I went to the hospital and 731 00:33:29.640 --> 00:33:30.920 told him about that, they'd be like, get the fuck 732 00:33:30.920 --> 00:33:33.400 out of here, you're stupid you're lying, get the funk out. 733 00:33:33.400 --> 00:33:35.400 That's what they'd bring you up back and they trying 734 00:33:35.400 --> 00:33:38.759 to shoot you. They just I think you belong in 735 00:33:38.839 --> 00:33:39.640 the hospital. 736 00:33:40.400 --> 00:33:49.799 Bring out a nerve shotgun man. They have the nerve. 737 00:33:49.920 --> 00:33:53.599 I didn't know that big nerve, big nerve. 738 00:33:54.640 --> 00:33:55.279 That's crazy. 739 00:33:55.359 --> 00:34:00.960 They should make nerve like vehicles that I think, I oh. 740 00:34:01.519 --> 00:34:04.039 Kind of a great idea. I would be one of 741 00:34:04.079 --> 00:34:05.720 those retards that would try. 742 00:34:05.519 --> 00:34:08.159 To absolutely I would sign up day one, would let 743 00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:09.000 you guys go first. 744 00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:10.719 Yes, I would look at I wouldn't be caught dead 745 00:34:10.760 --> 00:34:13.000 in like a cyber truck because obviously you'll die immediately. 746 00:34:13.599 --> 00:34:15.280 But I know there's a just as big of a 747 00:34:15.360 --> 00:34:17.440 chance for me to die in a nerf car. But 748 00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:20.760 I'm still gonna try it. I'm going to try. I 749 00:34:20.840 --> 00:34:21.400 want to see. 750 00:34:21.679 --> 00:34:25.960 I want to see cyber trucks get into very horrific accidents. 751 00:34:26.000 --> 00:34:28.320 I know that that's not like like I don't want 752 00:34:28.360 --> 00:34:32.159 anybody to die necessarily, I just don't die. I just 753 00:34:32.239 --> 00:34:35.320 want to see how those cars, how those trucks function 754 00:34:35.559 --> 00:34:39.039 in like the worst possibly I want to see one 755 00:34:39.079 --> 00:34:41.920 of those, one of those one of those trucks fall 756 00:34:41.920 --> 00:34:44.719 off a bridge and onto a onto another highway onto 757 00:34:45.559 --> 00:34:46.000 you know. 758 00:34:46.079 --> 00:34:49.079 I want, I gotta say to be sturdy, sturdy car. 759 00:34:49.559 --> 00:34:53.079 I think they're incredibly dangerous. I actually learned that they 760 00:34:53.199 --> 00:34:56.679 change some regulations to even have them a lot, not 761 00:34:56.800 --> 00:35:00.679 that they change the vehicle to fit regulations. They lobby 762 00:35:00.719 --> 00:35:03.079 to change regulations so they can actually have them on 763 00:35:03.119 --> 00:35:05.880 the road. That's why you can't buy them anywhere else, 764 00:35:06.199 --> 00:35:08.880 because nowhere else is like, uh you these aren't street. 765 00:35:09.599 --> 00:35:10.760 Well they have they have a pretty. 766 00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:12.840 Radical, they have a pretty, so they don't have any 767 00:35:12.960 --> 00:35:15.360 So here's this is true. They don't have any air bags. 768 00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:16.719 And this is actually true. 769 00:35:16.800 --> 00:35:19.440 They don't have any air bags because they assume like 770 00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:21.639 if you're gonna get there's there's no crumple zones in 771 00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:24.480 it either. So you're slamming into the thing you're slamming in. 772 00:35:24.679 --> 00:35:26.880 And so when you get slammed into the thing, the 773 00:35:26.920 --> 00:35:30.199 failsafe that activates in the cyber truck is instead many 774 00:35:30.440 --> 00:35:34.000 taser coils that shoot into your body and I'll electrify 775 00:35:34.039 --> 00:35:35.199 you and keep you alive. 776 00:35:35.039 --> 00:35:36.119 Until paramedics get there. 777 00:35:36.159 --> 00:35:40.119 It knocks you out, so you're the car. You don't die. Yeah, 778 00:35:40.159 --> 00:35:42.599 ye know, it's crazy. Some piece of ship at a 779 00:35:42.639 --> 00:35:45.119 presentation that wants a cyber truck. 780 00:35:44.960 --> 00:35:50.239 But hear that I oh advanced. It's way more technical, 781 00:35:50.519 --> 00:35:54.239 just way more sci fi than a balloon. Stupid bag. 782 00:35:54.599 --> 00:35:58.480 Well, bag's gonna save my life, is gonna save my life? 783 00:35:58.599 --> 00:36:02.199 It's sae, what do I look like a fucking more? 784 00:36:03.880 --> 00:36:06.960 I mean, while his teeth are so touching his chin. 785 00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:11.639 His teeth are firmly in his mouth, but they're so loose, 786 00:36:12.039 --> 00:36:15.679 and when he closes his mouth they go like, I. 787 00:36:15.639 --> 00:36:24.960 Hate that's so. That's so. 788 00:36:25.760 --> 00:36:28.239 You said that years ago when we were talking about something. 789 00:36:28.360 --> 00:36:29.920 It made me so fucking upset. 790 00:36:29.960 --> 00:36:32.519 It's a visceral image that I dreamed and I couldn't 791 00:36:32.519 --> 00:36:34.880 get it. It was because it's such a specific type 792 00:36:34.920 --> 00:36:37.760 of like I can't fathom how that feels, but I 793 00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:38.559 think I might be. 794 00:36:38.760 --> 00:36:39.360 You know what I mean. 795 00:36:39.800 --> 00:36:43.519 It's just such a gross brain around that but not 796 00:36:43.639 --> 00:36:47.000 quickly of your teeth being so soft but still so firm. 797 00:36:48.039 --> 00:36:50.239 On hinges, they're like a fucking doggy door but in 798 00:36:50.280 --> 00:36:54.119 your mouth, Like that's just ridiculous. 799 00:36:56.159 --> 00:36:57.719 Close your mouth on like peck things. 800 00:37:00.239 --> 00:37:03.920 Assuming evolution designed my ass, bro, Yeah you're telling. 801 00:37:03.719 --> 00:37:05.480 Me, but yeah, so they don't have airbags, they have 802 00:37:05.519 --> 00:37:06.800 little taser coils. 803 00:37:06.840 --> 00:37:11.119 Taser coils, what else? Dude. They're so heavy and clunky 804 00:37:11.159 --> 00:37:13.559 and goes zero to fucking sixty like that's the only 805 00:37:13.559 --> 00:37:15.960 thing that it does. But that actually makes it way worse. Yeah, 806 00:37:16.000 --> 00:37:17.280 because they're just way more dangerous. 807 00:37:17.320 --> 00:37:22.960 I think they're like fifteen thousand tons at least, yeah, 808 00:37:23.039 --> 00:37:25.519 at least with us, really dense metal, because they think 809 00:37:25.519 --> 00:37:26.920 it's every time. 810 00:37:26.760 --> 00:37:31.480 They drive, you see cracks of the sphalt. The tires 811 00:37:31.480 --> 00:37:32.960 are also not metal. 812 00:37:33.719 --> 00:37:39.360 A fifteen thousand ton car is so that's more. 813 00:37:39.639 --> 00:37:43.400 That's heavier than a plane. That's heavier that that's heavier 814 00:37:43.440 --> 00:37:48.119 than many buildings. I think actually probably crazy. That's like 815 00:37:48.360 --> 00:37:53.039 one pounds well over fifteen thousand tons, yeah, because what is. 816 00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:55.920 No, no, no, I'm bad at math, but I know that 817 00:37:56.039 --> 00:37:58.639 one ton is two thousand pounds, right, Yeah, so fifteen. 818 00:37:58.320 --> 00:38:03.679 Thousand thousand timeounds fifteen thousand thousand pounds is insane? 819 00:38:04.360 --> 00:38:06.159 Is that not? Wait? No, I think you said fifteen 820 00:38:06.199 --> 00:38:09.880 thousand thousand times fifteen thousand, So fifteen thousand times two thousand. 821 00:38:10.119 --> 00:38:11.880 Oh my god, no, that's over a million. That is 822 00:38:11.920 --> 00:38:12.559 over a million. 823 00:38:12.719 --> 00:38:15.400 I can someone bring out your fucking calculator. Let's think 824 00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:17.360 I left my phone in the car or something, right, 825 00:38:17.519 --> 00:38:20.599 just put in real quick. Let's ask your gay series 826 00:38:21.159 --> 00:38:22.760 is there is your s my seria. I think I'm 827 00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:25.119 gonna chain into a man. You can sigre that fucking 828 00:38:25.159 --> 00:38:29.159 female voice? Yeah, what do you? What do you? What 829 00:38:29.199 --> 00:38:31.599 do you want from me? Do you want for me? Baby? 830 00:38:32.440 --> 00:38:35.480 And then Alexa play porn music. 831 00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:41.519 That's thirty million. You're Alexa in here. Someone someone's instep 832 00:38:42.840 --> 00:38:47.159 thirty million, thirty. 833 00:38:46.840 --> 00:38:52.039 Million, thirty million pounds thirty Do you imagine lifting that 834 00:38:52.079 --> 00:38:53.159 out to work underneath it? 835 00:38:53.280 --> 00:38:55.079 There is impossible. 836 00:38:55.719 --> 00:38:58.159 There's some greasy guy. I was like, don't worry, I 837 00:38:58.159 --> 00:39:03.320 got it. Some drop that on somebody and they just 838 00:39:03.400 --> 00:39:06.320 go away, just go straight to heaven. Yeah, even there's 839 00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:07.960 no stay in a mask that is going to heaven. 840 00:39:08.000 --> 00:39:08.880 It kills their soul. 841 00:39:08.960 --> 00:39:10.840 Probably that's so fucked up because you know at their 842 00:39:10.840 --> 00:39:13.159 Tesla factories or wherever that you get the maintenance. Just 843 00:39:13.199 --> 00:39:15.840 some guy it's Manuel, and he's just like, all right, man, 844 00:39:15.880 --> 00:39:19.400 well get to work, and then he just man, man, 845 00:39:19.719 --> 00:39:22.440 ten thousand pound pistons that could, let you know, like 846 00:39:22.440 --> 00:39:26.960 it can only ten thousand pounds. And this truck is 847 00:39:27.000 --> 00:39:27.880 so fucking. 848 00:39:27.599 --> 00:39:31.519 Ahead, man, he's getting a jacket's getting a jacket. He's 849 00:39:31.519 --> 00:39:34.840 got to fucking jump off a fucking high place like 850 00:39:35.079 --> 00:39:35.679 to get it off. 851 00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:38.599 This motherfucker. He gets it up somehow, and then it's 852 00:39:38.599 --> 00:39:40.800 starting to like crumble, so he gets under it to like. 853 00:39:40.840 --> 00:39:50.239 Yeah, cut out, so fucking Jesus Christ, and. 854 00:39:50.159 --> 00:39:55.880 He actually one second, there's no moment resistance. 855 00:39:56.920 --> 00:39:59.960 Goes up a little bit and then die and then 856 00:40:00.239 --> 00:40:01.719 and then he's that. 857 00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:02.800 It's that. 858 00:40:02.760 --> 00:40:05.159 That's the corn is the that's the meme where I 859 00:40:05.159 --> 00:40:07.159 can have all of a sudden it's like all that, dude, 860 00:40:07.199 --> 00:40:08.360 that was a funny meme for a while. 861 00:40:09.119 --> 00:40:09.760 That was the funny me. 862 00:40:10.360 --> 00:40:14.000 Good do the snatch the fucking gun away then just 863 00:40:14.079 --> 00:40:15.360 flashing in heaven. 864 00:40:16.239 --> 00:40:16.639 That was good. 865 00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:18.320 That's a classic joke. That's I don't think that's a 866 00:40:18.400 --> 00:40:21.519 joke that will ever be like not good excute it. 867 00:40:21.760 --> 00:40:22.639 Well, there will. 868 00:40:22.880 --> 00:40:25.000 There will always be something to attach it to, you know, 869 00:40:25.159 --> 00:40:27.480 there will be somebody giving like stupid fucking advice on 870 00:40:27.519 --> 00:40:29.480 how to like how to dodge a car. 871 00:40:29.519 --> 00:40:35.519 The r like the jump over your knees, how to 872 00:40:35.559 --> 00:40:38.599 survive a lion attack, And that one. 873 00:40:38.519 --> 00:40:41.760 Was just like what a long time ago some British 874 00:40:41.800 --> 00:40:43.840 guy going, if you ever see a lion charging towards you, 875 00:40:43.880 --> 00:40:48.519 don't panic, which is the most insane, but you think, what, 876 00:40:49.000 --> 00:40:50.920 first of all, it's charging it you, You're done. 877 00:40:51.000 --> 00:40:52.119 They're supposed to not panic. 878 00:40:54.199 --> 00:40:57.280 Tell me that so you'll be more tender for the 879 00:40:57.559 --> 00:40:59.559 kill a day. 880 00:40:59.599 --> 00:41:01.639 If you you scare them, then they want to attack you. 881 00:41:01.679 --> 00:41:03.079 Nobody like scare back and. 882 00:41:03.039 --> 00:41:04.880 Forth, But a charging lion, you're. 883 00:41:04.920 --> 00:41:05.800 Already out of the fight. 884 00:41:06.079 --> 00:41:07.639 Yeah, I'm wondering as well. 885 00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:09.440 Panic, get like what you can out of what your 886 00:41:10.199 --> 00:41:11.800 remains of your life at this point. 887 00:41:11.599 --> 00:41:13.760 Because I need to know. I need to have I 888 00:41:13.920 --> 00:41:17.519 frame is a and a cat like one of those 889 00:41:17.559 --> 00:41:23.960 predator cats? Do they charge at you to scare you? Like? 890 00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:25.039 Do they actually do that? 891 00:41:25.079 --> 00:41:27.159 Because I know, like you know, like bears obviously will 892 00:41:27.159 --> 00:41:29.360 do that. They'll be like, I want to scare you and. 893 00:41:29.360 --> 00:41:31.079 Ship down syndrome cat that does that? 894 00:41:31.559 --> 00:41:34.679 Oh my god, I think actually tigers? 895 00:41:34.800 --> 00:41:38.079 Yeah, that's crazy. Does that? Once a cat alerts you 896 00:41:38.119 --> 00:41:39.159 that it's there, you're kind of. 897 00:41:39.320 --> 00:41:41.320 I feel like it does like growling and ship and 898 00:41:41.400 --> 00:41:44.880 like and not the I think once it's pouncing your aren't. 899 00:41:44.679 --> 00:41:49.039 You you are once you know it's there, it's too late, 900 00:41:49.960 --> 00:41:50.840 I think for cats. 901 00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:52.840 To me, I'm just scared, Like if I were to see. 902 00:41:52.719 --> 00:41:55.440 Dolls howl and they intimidate you on purpose, they try 903 00:41:55.440 --> 00:41:57.719 to like distravert your attention. That's why, like wolves when 904 00:41:57.719 --> 00:41:59.760 they're going to attack you, Oh that's not you. They like, 905 00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:01.719 how was like that? You look over here, and then 906 00:42:01.760 --> 00:42:03.639 one comes from there in a taxi and then they 907 00:42:03.679 --> 00:42:07.119 whisper slurs you, you fucking idiot, You fucking fell for 908 00:42:08.599 --> 00:42:12.519 their predators. He's like wolves. Yeah, and so not the 909 00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:15.599 sexual kind. Well that's what that's what they really kind 910 00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:18.840 of man pedophiles really ruined that word, huh, because. 911 00:42:18.599 --> 00:42:20.599 That was kind of a badass word for a while. 912 00:42:20.840 --> 00:42:25.199 It was alien versus predator. And now like there's just 913 00:42:25.360 --> 00:42:29.679 memes of like you'll see like Jared fogel wore and 914 00:42:30.559 --> 00:42:36.480 he's winning, he's winning, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just 915 00:42:36.480 --> 00:42:43.960 beating the he tries to and he grabs hot Astrowmi. 916 00:42:46.039 --> 00:42:49.760 Jared versus Jared versus aliens is insane. It's crazy. 917 00:42:49.880 --> 00:42:55.599 It was predators, but it's predator versus aliens at that point, he's. 918 00:42:55.599 --> 00:42:59.320 Here, motherfuckers throwing kids at thea wore. 919 00:42:59.519 --> 00:43:04.000 He's running constantly and he's losing weight tremendous throughout throughout. 920 00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:06.199 That's the core of the movie is that he's like, 921 00:43:06.199 --> 00:43:08.360 by the end of it, he's substantially thinner and more 922 00:43:08.440 --> 00:43:10.079 Jack And by the end of it he's able to 923 00:43:10.119 --> 00:43:11.360 go one toe to toe. 924 00:43:11.679 --> 00:43:14.960 With the Mother, the Hives, the High Queen need it. 925 00:43:15.079 --> 00:43:17.599 He's beating it so bad he doesn't need that mech 926 00:43:17.639 --> 00:43:18.519 anymore by the end. 927 00:43:18.639 --> 00:43:21.480 Yeah, yeah, there's no Yeah, there's no mech. He's just 928 00:43:21.559 --> 00:43:22.199 slow down. 929 00:43:22.639 --> 00:43:25.199 Yeah, that makes such a horrible design. 930 00:43:25.320 --> 00:43:28.719 Mech for like combat, I think it's pretty cool, but 931 00:43:28.760 --> 00:43:33.039 it's also like, yeah everything if you if you're yeah, 932 00:43:33.039 --> 00:43:35.719 if you're gonna build four combat, but it's meant to like, 933 00:43:35.800 --> 00:43:38.199 I don't know, lift things that would because that would 934 00:43:38.239 --> 00:43:38.840 be a weird thing. 935 00:43:39.719 --> 00:43:45.000 You build this thing knowing that there might be this 936 00:43:45.000 --> 00:43:48.320 this I have to fight this giant fucking alien thing, 937 00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:50.280 so I'm gonna build you. 938 00:43:50.239 --> 00:43:53.960 Know, it's like a we should make this forklift bulletproof. 939 00:43:54.000 --> 00:44:01.519 I think resistance because yeah, the is basically they had. 940 00:44:01.360 --> 00:44:03.480 The Habspars before the Covenant came, right, they were they 941 00:44:03.519 --> 00:44:05.159 were like meant to stop like fucking inst. 942 00:44:05.199 --> 00:44:06.320 Yeah, they were just like overpower. 943 00:44:06.320 --> 00:44:08.519 They were meant to just fuck people up, like in 944 00:44:08.559 --> 00:44:12.559 a really overwhelming way. So it's just like convenient that 945 00:44:12.599 --> 00:44:13.679 aliens have to show up. 946 00:44:14.519 --> 00:44:18.159 He's very dropping master chief on a gang, on a 947 00:44:18.199 --> 00:44:19.480 fucking inner city gang. 948 00:44:19.519 --> 00:44:21.039 It's crazy. That's what he That's what he did. 949 00:44:21.079 --> 00:44:23.239 They would throw They would throw a chief at like 950 00:44:23.239 --> 00:44:26.400 a b LM protests, basically literally. 951 00:44:26.239 --> 00:44:29.079 Like where'st I need a weapon, and he'd give him 952 00:44:29.119 --> 00:44:33.559 a sock and it'd be a mess. Yeah, twenty minute later, 953 00:44:33.599 --> 00:44:35.679 it'd be a fucking disaster. 954 00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:37.280 Getting your face whipped off your body with a sock. 955 00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:40.079 Because he's just so good at swinging his fucking hands. 956 00:44:40.599 --> 00:44:42.400 He grabs some guy and throws him up, and no 957 00:44:42.440 --> 00:44:47.039 one sees him land. One guy's been looking for Brad 958 00:44:47.079 --> 00:44:48.880 was supposed to land eventually, but I haven't seen Hi 959 00:44:48.920 --> 00:44:51.639 hit the ground yet. He's up on his fucking he's 960 00:44:51.639 --> 00:44:52.719 on a fucking flagpole. 961 00:44:53.039 --> 00:44:56.079 I think he's orbiting. I think he's fucking he's a satellite. 962 00:44:56.079 --> 00:44:57.880 Now he just pick it up. 963 00:44:59.400 --> 00:45:01.079 They did a good job in the show. So how 964 00:45:01.079 --> 00:45:03.480 strong the spartans are. That's one of thing that's really good. 965 00:45:03.679 --> 00:45:08.480 Yeah, whatever, Yeah, the easiest thing for them to do. 966 00:45:08.559 --> 00:45:11.320 They did a few things that, yeah, that that's like cool, 967 00:45:11.519 --> 00:45:16.599 like leg pressing fucking warthogs. I'm like, that's insane cool. 968 00:45:16.719 --> 00:45:17.920 Why can you do that? 969 00:45:18.559 --> 00:45:21.199 I mean there's you know, of course, that's it. That's it. 970 00:45:21.880 --> 00:45:25.840 It's low bar, right, Yeah. Showing showing the same was charming. 971 00:45:26.039 --> 00:45:29.960 It's like, okay, cool. 972 00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:33.519 I'm glad he had a really good charisma. Yeah, I 973 00:45:33.920 --> 00:45:37.920 had pretty good riz. I mean, I guess he had to. Yeah, God, 974 00:45:38.000 --> 00:45:41.000 damn it. I just saw these. It's I'm I'm tired 975 00:45:41.039 --> 00:45:43.119 of seeing that ship man. It's exhausting. It is really 976 00:45:43.119 --> 00:45:45.559 like tiresome. It keeps popping up, like oh here, look 977 00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:48.320 at this kid here. They had a Disneyland thing and 978 00:45:48.360 --> 00:45:50.920 this kid that was then this kid there, and there's 979 00:45:51.000 --> 00:45:53.920 pictures with Trump and this kid and and I'm like, 980 00:45:53.559 --> 00:45:55.000 did you see actually. 981 00:45:54.760 --> 00:45:56.519 That there's more the more stuff came out about that, 982 00:45:56.639 --> 00:45:59.039 Uhris Tyson, there's. 983 00:45:59.000 --> 00:46:01.239 No, no, no, no, really yeah, it's more of the 984 00:46:01.280 --> 00:46:04.159 same stuff really, but like you know, it's just it's 985 00:46:04.199 --> 00:46:05.880 more appropriate messages. 986 00:46:05.920 --> 00:46:09.679 And the person who initially came out as the gloomy 987 00:46:10.079 --> 00:46:15.039 the Java what was the person's name, Yeah, yeah, something 988 00:46:16.239 --> 00:46:16.679 Java was. 989 00:46:16.679 --> 00:46:19.199 The Twitter name, but they came out and they were like, oh, 990 00:46:19.280 --> 00:46:21.280 you know, I was actually going on memory and I 991 00:46:21.280 --> 00:46:23.079 don't remember it being as weird as it was, but 992 00:46:23.119 --> 00:46:26.119 then like seeing the messages back, it's actually pretty uh yeah, 993 00:46:26.119 --> 00:46:30.079 it's not super cool. It was a way so the 994 00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:32.679 people that were they kind of turned around wow, which 995 00:46:32.679 --> 00:46:34.400 I guess makes it like, yeah, I can imagine that 996 00:46:34.760 --> 00:46:38.079 these there are things I definitely remember way differently than 997 00:46:38.159 --> 00:46:40.199 like I look back and it's like, oh, wow, you're right, 998 00:46:40.280 --> 00:46:43.119 like crazy you think about like uh So there were 999 00:46:43.159 --> 00:46:45.440 people in comment in the comment sections, in the replies 1000 00:46:45.440 --> 00:46:49.000 to that guy's messages telling him that, like, brother, we 1001 00:46:49.079 --> 00:46:52.880 don't expect you to not think you're a victim, because 1002 00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:54.880 that's what happens to so many victims. 1003 00:46:54.880 --> 00:46:58.880 They don't realize. And I was like, that's very fucking true, 1004 00:46:58.920 --> 00:47:01.599 because if I were in high school and let's say 1005 00:47:01.679 --> 00:47:05.360 a older fucking chick wanted to destroy me, I would 1006 00:47:05.360 --> 00:47:07.559 have been like rad and then of course didn't getting older, 1007 00:47:07.559 --> 00:47:09.079 I'd be like, oh, it's that's kind of fucked up. 1008 00:47:09.679 --> 00:47:12.599 N It's just like okay, cool, my stranger is really hot, 1009 00:47:12.599 --> 00:47:14.480 I'm gonna suck her. Then you do it, and you're like, like, 1010 00:47:14.519 --> 00:47:16.400 I totally I was a forty five year old woman. 1011 00:47:16.480 --> 00:47:20.719 I was blazing raw too. 1012 00:47:20.760 --> 00:47:23.880 It's like when you get to an older age and 1013 00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:27.360 if you and then you think about yourself in that position, right, 1014 00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:30.400 and you're just like, oh, you're like, damn, bro, that's 1015 00:47:30.440 --> 00:47:33.039 a really off putting Actually, you know what happened is 1016 00:47:33.039 --> 00:47:35.000 you end up you end up around a child, like 1017 00:47:35.000 --> 00:47:36.639 a young eighteen year old, right, and you talk to 1018 00:47:36.679 --> 00:47:38.119 them and you're like, oh, you. 1019 00:47:38.639 --> 00:47:41.840 Basically become you become Drake. I bet, I imagine. 1020 00:47:41.480 --> 00:47:46.079 You're like, what in God's name, because that's that's a child. 1021 00:47:46.239 --> 00:47:48.880 Think about it. That's probably what happened to Drake. Drake 1022 00:47:48.960 --> 00:47:51.079 was probably just getting pussy on the set of The 1023 00:47:51.119 --> 00:47:54.320 Grassy or whatever, way too young, and then all of 1024 00:47:54.360 --> 00:47:57.719 a sudden he just now he thinks having relationships with like, oh, 1025 00:47:58.119 --> 00:48:00.599 so and so is friends with me, this fifty year 1026 00:48:00.599 --> 00:48:03.199 old director whoever. I don't know what happened. 1027 00:48:03.480 --> 00:48:07.079 Your your exposure to people's interactors. You are weird because 1028 00:48:07.079 --> 00:48:09.119 of the fact that you, as a fourteen year old, 1029 00:48:09.119 --> 00:48:11.199 have been interacting with fucking grown as people your whole 1030 00:48:11.199 --> 00:48:13.239 fucking life. Yeah, you know, so you're like, oh, yeah, 1031 00:48:13.239 --> 00:48:17.000 like it's not genuinely an honest innocence. You're like, oh, 1032 00:48:17.199 --> 00:48:18.880 we have relationship with this fifteen year old is not 1033 00:48:18.880 --> 00:48:20.880 that big of it. I had people that were that 1034 00:48:20.960 --> 00:48:24.880 age and that age, and then you're like, oh, that's strange. 1035 00:48:25.239 --> 00:48:27.599 Remember now I think about it, that's very strange. 1036 00:48:27.639 --> 00:48:30.360 I remember partying with like friends, cousins and stuff like 1037 00:48:30.440 --> 00:48:31.719 that who are like, way, you know what I mean? 1038 00:48:31.760 --> 00:48:33.960 Like right, I do think there is an aspect of 1039 00:48:34.000 --> 00:48:36.039 that is like probably like somewhat normal. But like, I 1040 00:48:36.079 --> 00:48:38.159 think the Internet has made it just so definitely, but 1041 00:48:38.239 --> 00:48:41.199 the corruption of like how the internet works and how 1042 00:48:41.480 --> 00:48:44.760 easy easily the access is to like strangers, and and 1043 00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:47.599 I feel like that has like changed like the perception 1044 00:48:47.639 --> 00:48:49.199 of those kinds of things, probably for the better. 1045 00:48:49.360 --> 00:48:51.320 I definitely just passed at me when I was younger 1046 00:48:51.360 --> 00:48:53.079 in high school, and I definitely dated a girl whose 1047 00:48:53.119 --> 00:48:55.159 mom made passes at me. Wait what happened. I definitely 1048 00:48:55.159 --> 00:48:57.559 had a teacher that made passes at me. Yeah, And 1049 00:48:57.599 --> 00:49:00.199 I definitely dated a girl whose mother may pass me. 1050 00:49:00.440 --> 00:49:03.159 I was like, that's fucking thick. And now I'm like, bro. 1051 00:49:03.559 --> 00:49:06.400 I'm so glad I my role you think about this. 1052 00:49:06.480 --> 00:49:09.519 That is not okay. I will say, I will say this, Yeah, 1053 00:49:09.639 --> 00:49:13.599 I'm I'm thirty now. I remember I remember having a 1054 00:49:13.639 --> 00:49:14.159 crush on my. 1055 00:49:14.280 --> 00:49:16.400 Uh, I think, who the fuck was it? It was 1056 00:49:16.440 --> 00:49:18.800 like a like one of the government classes. I can't 1057 00:49:18.840 --> 00:49:23.079 exactly remember. It was like participation in government or like something. 1058 00:49:22.760 --> 00:49:24.800 Like that, uh, Reaganomics or something. 1059 00:49:24.840 --> 00:49:28.639 Yeah, yeah, eercgonomics want to want. But then we had 1060 00:49:28.679 --> 00:49:31.679 a we had a teacher that was like really attractive. Definitely, 1061 00:49:31.719 --> 00:49:33.199 if I think if I had. 1062 00:49:33.079 --> 00:49:35.960 Supped with her at that point, I think today i'd 1063 00:49:36.000 --> 00:49:37.280 probably still feel okay about it. 1064 00:49:37.400 --> 00:49:39.880 I would, I think I think I would, but that's 1065 00:49:40.079 --> 00:49:42.199 thinking I would write. I know that it would be creepy. 1066 00:49:42.239 --> 00:49:46.599 I wouldn't know that, yeah exactly, but that's actually like 1067 00:49:46.760 --> 00:49:49.039 that's probably one thousand percent where i'd beat too. I 1068 00:49:49.119 --> 00:49:52.400 feel like that happened, but I recognize those Yeah, that's 1069 00:49:52.480 --> 00:49:55.679 not clear her, but I mean it's age. 1070 00:49:55.679 --> 00:50:02.800 I would have been like, yo, Mario, as. 1071 00:50:02.199 --> 00:50:04.519 Soon as you start, though, like you you did that 1072 00:50:04.519 --> 00:50:06.719 that was the celebration to like, that was a confirmation 1073 00:50:06.760 --> 00:50:08.880 that you're gonna smash. But as soon as it starts, 1074 00:50:11.400 --> 00:50:11.719 that's it. 1075 00:50:11.719 --> 00:50:15.320 You're done on the floor crow and then she's like, oh, 1076 00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:17.920 you were very disappointing, Like what are you. 1077 00:50:17.880 --> 00:50:18.800 Doing in my career? 1078 00:50:19.199 --> 00:50:25.480 I risked so much for the worst dick possible, holy ship. 1079 00:50:25.519 --> 00:50:28.400 Just like inexperience, not knowing what the fuck is going on? 1080 00:50:28.800 --> 00:50:33.000 Selfish probably that's like, that's what blows my mind, especially 1081 00:50:33.079 --> 00:50:35.480 like the predatory, like older women like. 1082 00:50:36.519 --> 00:50:38.559 They want to SCULPTU. 1083 00:50:38.800 --> 00:50:40.599 I get yeah, that's actually they want to scold. 1084 00:50:41.239 --> 00:50:43.000 Very weird, too deep to. 1085 00:50:43.000 --> 00:50:46.880 It, that's that's weird. Yeah, but imagine doing that. 1086 00:50:46.880 --> 00:50:48.760 Imagine like like a four year old over and then 1087 00:50:48.840 --> 00:50:50.280 I was like, I gotta go home and do my homework. 1088 00:50:51.000 --> 00:50:52.719 Was my mom will get Man, it's like the idea 1089 00:50:54.000 --> 00:50:55.440 that's going through their mind at that point. 1090 00:50:55.480 --> 00:50:59.000 It's like yeah, grown woman. And she's like all right, 1091 00:50:59.079 --> 00:51:01.760 cool it gets off. She finishes fucking sucking your dick, 1092 00:51:01.800 --> 00:51:04.719 and then she adds the phone to her husband, her 1093 00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:06.519 husband and her three kids at home. 1094 00:51:06.800 --> 00:51:10.719 Imagine you're like, imagine, imagine how fun. 1095 00:51:11.079 --> 00:51:12.159 In your old home rerecord. 1096 00:51:12.480 --> 00:51:15.039 Yeah, that's the thing. Imagine how you would feel as 1097 00:51:15.039 --> 00:51:17.960 the husband, Like, dude, that's gonna be the soul dishat 1098 00:51:18.119 --> 00:51:21.000 like shattering, like you're like, I am so inadequate that 1099 00:51:21.159 --> 00:51:22.280 this dude. 1100 00:51:22.519 --> 00:51:25.360 You cheated on me with somebody who eats jolly breakfast. 1101 00:51:25.599 --> 00:51:29.719 That's crazy. I have a horror for dude, I did. 1102 00:51:29.760 --> 00:51:31.400 I definitely supper with a girl I knew who I 1103 00:51:31.480 --> 00:51:34.480 knew her boyfriend. Yeah, And there was definitely one time 1104 00:51:34.519 --> 00:51:37.400 he called right after we had sex and I heard 1105 00:51:37.440 --> 00:51:39.840 his voice and I saw you knew you knew he 1106 00:51:39.920 --> 00:51:42.920 was a shitty guy. Man, I've never like he was 1107 00:51:42.920 --> 00:51:45.079 a shitty guy, but like, I was still very wrong. 1108 00:51:45.320 --> 00:51:47.320 I'll never deny the fact that was wrong for I 1109 00:51:47.360 --> 00:51:50.159 was doing that. Yeah, but it was pussy and I 1110 00:51:50.239 --> 00:51:51.400 was nineteen. 1111 00:51:51.039 --> 00:51:53.119 And I was just like, I did it unintentionally that 1112 00:51:53.320 --> 00:51:55.239 the chicken hell knew that it was. It was a 1113 00:51:55.320 --> 00:52:01.760 jar head situation. It was like, you horrible. You didn't 1114 00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:03.039 know what you were doing it. Yeah, I had no 1115 00:52:03.119 --> 00:52:04.719 idea she had a boyfriend that was in the army. 1116 00:52:05.119 --> 00:52:07.880 So I felt bad when I found out. I was like, 1117 00:52:08.320 --> 00:52:10.760 you know how I found out? So after we did 1118 00:52:10.760 --> 00:52:12.400 our thing, it was in a summer, a little flaying 1119 00:52:12.880 --> 00:52:17.519 I saw later on on Facebook died. That would have 1120 00:52:17.559 --> 00:52:21.039 been funny. Actually this was worse because he came when 1121 00:52:21.039 --> 00:52:24.039 he came back. They got married at like a court thing, 1122 00:52:24.280 --> 00:52:26.440 like at a at a thing. I saw them. I 1123 00:52:26.480 --> 00:52:32.000 was like, yo. I was like, I was gonna be like, hey, congratulations, wink, 1124 00:52:32.079 --> 00:52:34.440 but no, I didn't say that. I couldn't believe it. 1125 00:52:34.440 --> 00:52:36.480 I was like, that's this guy has no idea that 1126 00:52:36.559 --> 00:52:40.920 I was plowing his girl, no idea that I was like. 1127 00:52:40.960 --> 00:52:42.880 That's so it was really weird because one of my 1128 00:52:43.039 --> 00:52:45.239 one of my ex girlfriends, the one my longest girlfriend 1129 00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:49.199 before Lilian, she got married recently. Ran she invited me 1130 00:52:49.239 --> 00:52:51.320 to the wedding. We have like a very adamable relationship, 1131 00:52:51.519 --> 00:52:56.119 like a very like adamble lationship. She invited me over Lily, 1132 00:52:56.119 --> 00:52:59.239 and I like Lily. She did it as a as 1133 00:52:59.239 --> 00:53:00.800 a four male cause we were a good friends for 1134 00:53:00.840 --> 00:53:01.280 a long time. 1135 00:53:01.320 --> 00:53:03.159 But she was hoping there like no, I'll just come, 1136 00:53:03.719 --> 00:53:05.599 that's what she was hoping for. I hope, I really hope. 1137 00:53:05.639 --> 00:53:07.440 Not I really hope. 1138 00:53:08.079 --> 00:53:10.000 But like I remember, I saw her in her wedding 1139 00:53:10.079 --> 00:53:11.920 dress and I was like, oh my god, that's so 1140 00:53:12.039 --> 00:53:16.679 weird seeing this girl that I was absolutely corkscrewking getting 1141 00:53:16.760 --> 00:53:17.639 like fucking married. 1142 00:53:17.679 --> 00:53:20.119 It's it's it's a wild thing to think about. Like, 1143 00:53:20.239 --> 00:53:21.159 why is that wild? 1144 00:53:21.239 --> 00:53:24.320 It's just wild because of the factor is that, Like, dang, 1145 00:53:24.400 --> 00:53:25.920 I wouldn't touch her if I was you, you know 1146 00:53:26.639 --> 00:53:27.440 he's like that. 1147 00:53:27.519 --> 00:53:30.360 It's God, that's crazy. I wouldn't touched him. 1148 00:53:30.360 --> 00:53:33.440 I was he pulled the girl with Hey, bro, I 1149 00:53:33.480 --> 00:53:34.920 gotta tell what you're getting yourself into. 1150 00:53:35.000 --> 00:53:37.159 But you better be prepared. 1151 00:53:37.440 --> 00:53:39.039 Because man, she almost beat my dig off. 1152 00:53:39.079 --> 00:53:41.480 Bro. I just want you to know she's a little crazy. 1153 00:53:41.519 --> 00:53:44.360 Injury inch. Bro. She pulled the knife on me in 1154 00:53:44.440 --> 00:53:44.920 seven eleven. 1155 00:53:45.039 --> 00:53:46.559 You know, you know when you laid down and snow 1156 00:53:46.559 --> 00:53:49.960 and you get back up. Yeah, like that like that. 1157 00:53:50.599 --> 00:53:52.599 Guys like she didn't do any of that. Stow with 1158 00:53:52.639 --> 00:53:57.079 me was like, yeah, dude, it was himself. I'm like, dang, 1159 00:53:57.119 --> 00:53:57.679 that's crazy. 1160 00:53:57.880 --> 00:53:59.960 That's crazy. That's crazy, dude. 1161 00:54:00.159 --> 00:54:06.039 Uh hey, I'll see you later. That's so fucking why. 1162 00:54:06.119 --> 00:54:07.360 It's just so strange. 1163 00:54:08.920 --> 00:54:10.760 Oh the thingy Yeah yeah, yeah. 1164 00:54:10.599 --> 00:54:13.239 Because any other excess married, Chris, have any your excess 1165 00:54:13.239 --> 00:54:14.920 that gotten married, like moved on to the point where 1166 00:54:14.920 --> 00:54:19.280 they're like or have kids. Oh yeah, because my last 1167 00:54:19.320 --> 00:54:22.639 one one kid. My last one has one kid. X 1168 00:54:22.719 --> 00:54:24.280 one has one kid, and the other girl, I know, 1169 00:54:24.400 --> 00:54:27.119 she's like married, and it's just weird. It's just weird 1170 00:54:27.159 --> 00:54:29.079 cause I'm only consider myself having like maybe like three 1171 00:54:29.199 --> 00:54:32.159 or four, like actually serious girlfriends in my life. 1172 00:54:33.360 --> 00:54:36.679 I know, I know someone that has kids with Wow, 1173 00:54:36.880 --> 00:54:41.360 crazy situation. She broke up with her fucking her her 1174 00:54:41.760 --> 00:54:43.920 her boyfriend, and then we started dating for a while. 1175 00:54:44.480 --> 00:54:47.159 She gotten some crazy hard drugs. It was fucked up. 1176 00:54:47.519 --> 00:54:49.599 I was actually really torn about that shit, and like 1177 00:54:49.639 --> 00:54:52.079 it was like twenty thirteen, and then she started dating 1178 00:54:52.119 --> 00:54:55.440 that dude's brother and then they had two kids together, 1179 00:54:55.639 --> 00:54:57.960 and I'm like the other guy, the brother, he was 1180 00:54:58.000 --> 00:54:58.360 in jail. 1181 00:54:58.480 --> 00:54:59.199 It was crazy. 1182 00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:04.000 It was weird. I was her brief period where she 1183 00:55:04.119 --> 00:55:06.199 was trying to get her shit together, and I had 1184 00:55:06.280 --> 00:55:08.239 no idea that any of that stuff was happening because 1185 00:55:08.280 --> 00:55:10.920 she seemed totally fine, very healthy. She didn't look like 1186 00:55:11.000 --> 00:55:12.599 she did drugs at all, and maybe she wasn't doing 1187 00:55:12.679 --> 00:55:14.239 She didn't do anything other than smoke weed when we 1188 00:55:14.320 --> 00:55:16.719 were together. And then she got pulled back into it 1189 00:55:16.840 --> 00:55:19.320 by that dude's brother, and then I'm like, this is 1190 00:55:19.360 --> 00:55:25.559 the craziest thing that ever happened to me. I couldn't 1191 00:55:25.639 --> 00:55:27.599 because I got her a job. She made more I 1192 00:55:27.639 --> 00:55:29.840 got her job making more money than me at my 1193 00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:32.119 fucking place. I was working at New Egg. I was 1194 00:55:32.199 --> 00:55:34.079 pissed off. I'm working at a new Egg, working my 1195 00:55:34.079 --> 00:55:36.280 ass off, and then she gets this easier job with 1196 00:55:36.400 --> 00:55:38.360 more pay and I'm in the back with all these 1197 00:55:38.519 --> 00:55:43.000 piece of shit people. Anyway, but yeah, wild fucking wild scenario. 1198 00:55:43.719 --> 00:55:45.760 I hope she's doing well, but probably she probably not. 1199 00:55:46.199 --> 00:55:48.280 None of none of them are mine, are like fucking like, 1200 00:55:48.320 --> 00:55:50.440 I've never dated any girls of like inngling tocial drugs, 1201 00:55:50.440 --> 00:55:50.840 stuff like that. 1202 00:55:51.039 --> 00:55:51.960 Yeah, that was first for me. 1203 00:55:52.119 --> 00:55:54.159 Ever, noneing like that is that. Some of them are 1204 00:55:54.239 --> 00:55:57.360 like people don't leave our hometown. That's the problem. People 1205 00:55:57.360 --> 00:56:00.159 don't leave where we come from. Yeah, they don't. Just 1206 00:56:00.199 --> 00:56:02.360 gets stuck there because it's such like a fine place 1207 00:56:02.440 --> 00:56:04.199 to live. It's like really fine, Yeah you can make 1208 00:56:04.239 --> 00:56:04.480 it there. 1209 00:56:04.559 --> 00:56:06.320 Uh you can make it all right, you could like 1210 00:56:06.440 --> 00:56:07.960 you can have like I don't know, I'm just asking 1211 00:56:08.000 --> 00:56:09.679 you can have a fine life, but you won't have 1212 00:56:09.840 --> 00:56:11.599 I feel like you can't have a very ferl filling life. 1213 00:56:11.760 --> 00:56:12.400 Is it too expensive? 1214 00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:13.280 What is was the problem is? 1215 00:56:13.440 --> 00:56:16.719 It's just it's it's a weird combination of like because 1216 00:56:16.760 --> 00:56:19.119 where we're from. It's not the city, but it's not 1217 00:56:19.400 --> 00:56:22.440 like the Sticks either necessarily like on its way towards 1218 00:56:24.039 --> 00:56:27.039 it's weird, Like I it's it's a very it's a 1219 00:56:27.159 --> 00:56:31.119 very busy small town, and so it's there's just kind 1220 00:56:31.159 --> 00:56:32.320 of there's a lot of people who just kind of 1221 00:56:32.360 --> 00:56:34.280 stay there because their families are in trench there. 1222 00:56:36.000 --> 00:56:38.119 Their families are in trench there. So there's a lot 1223 00:56:38.159 --> 00:56:40.559 of people who work in you know, Oh, I'm gonna 1224 00:56:40.559 --> 00:56:42.320 get my job because I'm gonna get my job here 1225 00:56:42.800 --> 00:56:44.960 because you know, my uncle works here, and so I'm 1226 00:56:45.000 --> 00:56:46.639 gonna like, you know, he's gonna put in a good 1227 00:56:46.639 --> 00:56:47.800 word for me, and that's gonna be my way into 1228 00:56:47.840 --> 00:56:50.599 a career that normally would be very difficult for me 1229 00:56:50.639 --> 00:56:51.880 to get into without those connections. 1230 00:56:51.960 --> 00:56:53.840 And luckily I have those connections because my family's been 1231 00:56:53.880 --> 00:56:55.280 here for so long. It is kind of one of 1232 00:56:55.360 --> 00:56:57.360 those things where like everybody that I know who stays 1233 00:56:57.559 --> 00:57:00.559 there is like so entrench there that they of leaving 1234 00:57:00.559 --> 00:57:02.960 would be really destabilizing, and it was for me too, 1235 00:57:03.039 --> 00:57:04.599 But I was just like, I'm fucking fuck it. 1236 00:57:05.360 --> 00:57:06.719 We just jumped because we were like, fuck it, we 1237 00:57:06.840 --> 00:57:08.800 just let's go fucking well. 1238 00:57:08.840 --> 00:57:11.440 I remember, well, I remember specifically like applying to like 1239 00:57:11.679 --> 00:57:15.039 so many different places and just not getting called back, 1240 00:57:15.119 --> 00:57:18.400 and then you eventually you run out of places to 1241 00:57:18.519 --> 00:57:20.239 apply for John, and then I remember applying to the 1242 00:57:20.280 --> 00:57:23.239 same place again. It's just like, well, this can't work 1243 00:57:23.800 --> 00:57:25.719 because like it's not the same. I don't we weren't 1244 00:57:25.719 --> 00:57:27.800 living in the city, Like there's only so many places 1245 00:57:28.280 --> 00:57:29.719 to work, and so it's just like, all right, well, 1246 00:57:30.360 --> 00:57:33.199 there's no reason for me to stay here at all 1247 00:57:33.320 --> 00:57:34.599 because I can't make money here. 1248 00:57:35.159 --> 00:57:37.199 But I'm so glad I left because it triggered so 1249 00:57:37.320 --> 00:57:39.840 much growth in me as a person. Yeah, I think 1250 00:57:39.840 --> 00:57:42.000 a lot of people are. They're kind of stagnant. Like 1251 00:57:42.079 --> 00:57:44.800 it's weird because people that have moved forward with their lives, 1252 00:57:45.280 --> 00:57:49.039 but they're exactly the same. It's so weird. I don't 1253 00:57:49.079 --> 00:57:50.679 say this will turned on any people that live there, 1254 00:57:50.679 --> 00:57:52.039 because I love a lot of them, Like I have 1255 00:57:52.360 --> 00:57:53.679 a great deal of love a lot of people that 1256 00:57:53.679 --> 00:57:55.840 I left behind her there, Like there were very good 1257 00:57:55.880 --> 00:57:58.119 people there. Yeah, but like it's just the idea is that, 1258 00:57:58.280 --> 00:58:01.639 like I can't imagine them changing much because like I 1259 00:58:01.679 --> 00:58:04.800 don't think they would need to that place doesn't require 1260 00:58:04.800 --> 00:58:07.679 you to go through like a very serious like sense 1261 00:58:07.760 --> 00:58:11.400 of like emotional and mental growth because it's so fine. 1262 00:58:11.639 --> 00:58:13.639 You know, you're never gonna reach the you're never gonna 1263 00:58:13.639 --> 00:58:15.400 go into go through the interactions where you're like, oh man, 1264 00:58:15.440 --> 00:58:16.920 I really got to figure out how I think about them. 1265 00:58:16.920 --> 00:58:20.039 There's always a safety net, is the thing where it's like, Okay, well, 1266 00:58:20.159 --> 00:58:21.760 even if I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna move 1267 00:58:21.760 --> 00:58:24.360 into this building right or whatever, Yeah, I'm never I'm 1268 00:58:24.360 --> 00:58:26.760 not gonna be super far from my parents. You know, 1269 00:58:26.800 --> 00:58:28.239 I'm not gonna be too far from my family, and 1270 00:58:28.280 --> 00:58:29.559 so like if things don't work out, I could just 1271 00:58:29.559 --> 00:58:30.920 always move back, you know. 1272 00:58:31.440 --> 00:58:33.880 And it's like, I don't know. 1273 00:58:33.920 --> 00:58:35.840 I just think I think you need kind of like 1274 00:58:35.960 --> 00:58:39.760 the threat of destitution to really like kind of trigger 1275 00:58:40.719 --> 00:58:43.800 a growth that is necessary, Yeah, because. 1276 00:58:43.559 --> 00:58:45.199 I think I think some people need it. Like I 1277 00:58:45.239 --> 00:58:47.360 definitely needed that. I needed the I needed the uh, 1278 00:58:48.159 --> 00:58:50.360 the really bad times I was on for me to 1279 00:58:50.440 --> 00:58:52.440 grow into like a person that's like I would say 1280 00:58:52.440 --> 00:58:54.760 I'm pretty responsible now, Like I'm saying I'm a very 1281 00:58:54.760 --> 00:58:58.880 responsible person now. I'm still a jackass obviously might suck actually, 1282 00:58:59.159 --> 00:59:01.400 but like I don't like I feel like as in 1283 00:59:01.480 --> 00:59:03.480 my friend group, I'm very much so though, friend that 1284 00:59:03.519 --> 00:59:06.239 people can call on if they need to talk about 1285 00:59:06.280 --> 00:59:08.679 stability or they need to like decompress, Like I'm the 1286 00:59:08.719 --> 00:59:10.360 one that you gotys my friends that come to But yeah, 1287 00:59:10.480 --> 00:59:12.519 swing By talks to me, what's going on. I'm here 1288 00:59:12.599 --> 00:59:14.639 for you guys, you know, And I don't know if 1289 00:59:14.679 --> 00:59:17.039 I would have transformed into that person being back. 1290 00:59:16.960 --> 00:59:20.559 Home in your life just nothing but chaos and misery. 1291 00:59:24.760 --> 00:59:27.320 Idea of the idea of me living a life like that, 1292 00:59:28.079 --> 00:59:30.960 And that's the impression you've gotten. Isn't your life like wild? 1293 00:59:31.039 --> 00:59:32.800 Don't you like get like held up my gun point 1294 00:59:32.920 --> 00:59:36.559 like regularly I'm like yeah, but like I'm stable. Yeah, 1295 00:59:36.599 --> 00:59:39.199 but they can still call me, they can still up. 1296 00:59:39.159 --> 00:59:41.440 I'm still there. Let's get to some of these questions. 1297 00:59:41.519 --> 00:59:44.280 Yeah, uh, Patronic complasts a SNAr tank. You can go 1298 00:59:44.360 --> 00:59:47.000 and ask us whatever the fuck you want. There's a 1299 00:59:47.000 --> 00:59:47.880 specific tear for it. 1300 00:59:47.960 --> 00:59:48.360 Go find it. 1301 00:59:49.639 --> 00:59:51.320 If you can't find the tier that you want to 1302 00:59:51.320 --> 00:59:52.360 suscribe at, we will kill you. 1303 00:59:53.360 --> 00:59:55.360 So just keep that in mind. Real, Oh, I didn't 1304 00:59:55.360 --> 00:59:58.239 mention snarktank dot shop for merch If you have some 1305 00:59:58.400 --> 01:00:02.000 more fucking shirts. Please squeeze. I'm trying to kind of 1306 01:00:02.719 --> 01:00:07.239 I'm one. I'm one penny away from living in a box. 1307 01:00:08.840 --> 01:00:12.599 You need help, bro, we can figure something out. Maybe, Yeah, 1308 01:00:13.000 --> 01:00:15.639 I need them to help. No, I don't want your money. 1309 01:00:15.679 --> 01:00:16.400 I want their money. 1310 01:00:16.480 --> 01:00:19.400 The idea of you guys being really horrible spots and 1311 01:00:19.559 --> 01:00:22.840 me just not knowing. It's like you guys are like, yeah, dude, 1312 01:00:22.880 --> 01:00:26.199 like I'm getting like I'm get evicted right after this. Yeah. Yeah, 1313 01:00:27.039 --> 01:00:29.199 I hadn't paid rent in months, guys, I got. 1314 01:00:29.800 --> 01:00:31.440 I haven't gave him any money. So it's like I 1315 01:00:31.519 --> 01:00:33.840 told him, I promise you, I'll give you the deposit. 1316 01:00:34.000 --> 01:00:38.760 I promise. Yeah, I said, when you get it, you 1317 01:00:39.119 --> 01:00:43.320 fix this, get it. I actually pushed my landlord because 1318 01:00:43.320 --> 01:00:44.960 he was kind of asking very politely. 1319 01:00:45.840 --> 01:00:48.360 They tried to come in here. That's why my door 1320 01:00:48.400 --> 01:00:51.000 handle fell off. They tried to tamper and I saw 1321 01:00:51.039 --> 01:00:53.159 that they were tampering with it. So I actually manufactured 1322 01:00:53.159 --> 01:00:55.280 a little bit of like like a Vietnamese foot trap 1323 01:00:56.639 --> 01:00:59.280 right outside, like right on my doormat. 1324 01:00:59.440 --> 01:01:01.960 Yeah, step in, you can't. You can't step out without 1325 01:01:02.000 --> 01:01:02.760 tearing your feet off. 1326 01:01:02.840 --> 01:01:07.519 Now does this does it happen? To it. So if 1327 01:01:07.920 --> 01:01:10.320 we could have been, we could have triggered the trap. 1328 01:01:10.400 --> 01:01:12.159 I trusted you guys not to step on it. Okay, 1329 01:01:12.280 --> 01:01:15.760 all right, I appreciate that trust. Yeah, I figured you 1330 01:01:15.760 --> 01:01:16.239 didn't need to know. 1331 01:01:16.440 --> 01:01:17.960 I feel like if you would have known, you would 1332 01:01:17.960 --> 01:01:20.119 have psyked yourself out by accident and stepped right on it. 1333 01:01:21.480 --> 01:01:28.000 Let me avoid that. The idea that's like just like, oh, 1334 01:01:28.079 --> 01:01:29.960 if your foot falls and like a fucking one of 1335 01:01:30.000 --> 01:01:31.239 those spike traps is crazy. 1336 01:01:31.440 --> 01:01:33.000 It's like that that's like a fiddle. 1337 01:01:35.079 --> 01:01:36.199 Over all. 1338 01:01:36.280 --> 01:01:36.360 Right. 1339 01:01:36.480 --> 01:01:40.360 First question comes from Breaking Butt starring Walter White. Prices 1340 01:01:40.559 --> 01:01:41.760 as income. 1341 01:01:42.280 --> 01:01:47.480 As income white like not white like come white as income. 1342 01:01:47.440 --> 01:01:48.800 Right right, white income. 1343 01:01:48.960 --> 01:01:52.360 He says, Hey, yard worker, gang banger, and KFC eater, 1344 01:01:52.760 --> 01:01:53.599 that's all of us, to be. 1345 01:01:53.639 --> 01:01:56.159 Fair, that's true. That could be any of us. Yeah. 1346 01:01:56.280 --> 01:01:59.480 True, I definitely definitely two of them. 1347 01:01:59.559 --> 01:01:59.960 At least. 1348 01:02:00.159 --> 01:02:05.400 I've definitely hardworked. I've definitely eaten KFC, and I've definitely gang. 1349 01:02:05.239 --> 01:02:08.239 Banged a million times. That's the only way that I 1350 01:02:08.320 --> 01:02:10.159 have sex. Actually, Yeah, it's. 1351 01:02:10.039 --> 01:02:14.000 Got to go first, and it's kind of what the do. 1352 01:02:15.400 --> 01:02:17.000 I gotta go first. As long as I'm first and 1353 01:02:17.039 --> 01:02:18.360 I'm done on them out. I don't care what happens. 1354 01:02:18.480 --> 01:02:22.280 That is that's very selfish, selfish. You like me and 1355 01:02:22.360 --> 01:02:23.719 you like when she's a little she's opened up a 1356 01:02:23.719 --> 01:02:25.199 little bit, it's a little worn out. 1357 01:02:25.639 --> 01:02:27.760 I mean it's selfish because like that that means that 1358 01:02:27.880 --> 01:02:31.760 you're the only one that gets to have regular sex. 1359 01:02:32.079 --> 01:02:35.039 How is that selfish then, because maybe somebody else wants 1360 01:02:35.039 --> 01:02:36.320 to get the you're. 1361 01:02:36.159 --> 01:02:38.199 Involved in a gang bank, other than me, Because this 1362 01:02:38.239 --> 01:02:40.639 is about me right now, I assume that you're willing 1363 01:02:40.679 --> 01:02:42.840 to have sex with a fucked woman already. I just 1364 01:02:42.920 --> 01:02:45.400 don't want to. I'm gonna established I go first. Well, see, 1365 01:02:45.480 --> 01:02:48.599 like I'm just saying, it is the idea of participating 1366 01:02:48.639 --> 01:02:50.760 in a gang bank, but only fighting for that one 1367 01:02:50.960 --> 01:02:52.599 where you know that it's. 1368 01:02:52.559 --> 01:02:56.280 Like not a game next time. I love that idea. 1369 01:02:57.159 --> 01:02:59.360 Let me pitch on you if you guys, let's say, 1370 01:03:00.440 --> 01:03:03.719 let's say you could you can have like an orgy 1371 01:03:03.760 --> 01:03:07.519 where it's just you and five of your most desirable women, 1372 01:03:07.639 --> 01:03:09.719 like the people that you've like you you've had crushes on, 1373 01:03:09.920 --> 01:03:12.320 like you fantasized the b But in the corner of 1374 01:03:12.400 --> 01:03:17.599 the room there is there is an angry horse that 1375 01:03:17.760 --> 01:03:21.360 is watching and it's very like it's stable as far 1376 01:03:21.400 --> 01:03:23.360 as you know, but you can't predict what it'll do. 1377 01:03:24.000 --> 01:03:25.639 No, I can't perform like that. 1378 01:03:26.079 --> 01:03:29.119 If you can't perform if there's an angry horse, I'm 1379 01:03:29.159 --> 01:03:32.480 not I'm afraid of their power. I'm not afraid of horses. 1380 01:03:32.639 --> 01:03:33.480 That's afraid of horses. 1381 01:03:35.079 --> 01:03:37.119 I can pet a horse and everything like that if 1382 01:03:37.239 --> 01:03:39.760 I know on the green light that this horse won't 1383 01:03:39.800 --> 01:03:43.039 do some crazy ship to me. But like a horse 1384 01:03:43.079 --> 01:03:44.280 could end you so easily. 1385 01:03:44.559 --> 01:03:44.760 It can. 1386 01:03:44.960 --> 01:03:45.960 It's so easily. 1387 01:03:47.119 --> 01:03:48.920 I don't have mister hands, you know, because I feel 1388 01:03:49.000 --> 01:03:50.559 the horse might get riled up and hurt me. You know, 1389 01:03:50.840 --> 01:03:51.360 I don't think the. 1390 01:03:51.400 --> 01:03:54.880 Horse is gonna fuck. I don't know. You know that's 1391 01:03:54.960 --> 01:03:56.760 kind of thing you don't like. I don't know. It's 1392 01:03:56.800 --> 01:03:58.559 just it's just there's an angry horse in the corner, 1393 01:03:58.599 --> 01:04:01.239 and he's like it can just step on you and 1394 01:04:01.360 --> 01:04:04.400 in your head will pop. Like let's get right. Put 1395 01:04:04.440 --> 01:04:04.719 this way. 1396 01:04:04.760 --> 01:04:05.079 The room. 1397 01:04:05.119 --> 01:04:05.679 The room is. 1398 01:04:06.280 --> 01:04:10.119 The room is about the size of my entire apartment, right, Okay, 1399 01:04:10.159 --> 01:04:11.719 So it's like it's it's a relatively big room. So 1400 01:04:11.840 --> 01:04:13.440 even if he's in the corner, he's still pretty far 1401 01:04:13.559 --> 01:04:16.199 far away, but like when you're in the throes of ecstasy, 1402 01:04:16.559 --> 01:04:21.840 you will occasionally hear like and like some clocking, but 1403 01:04:21.960 --> 01:04:23.920 you don't know that dark so you don't know if 1404 01:04:23.920 --> 01:04:26.800 it's getting closer or not. Necessarily, That's what mister hans 1405 01:04:26.800 --> 01:04:28.199 went through. He didn't know, he didn't know, and he 1406 01:04:28.360 --> 01:04:30.960 ended up getting popped inside. He was actually looking for 1407 01:04:31.199 --> 01:04:32.760 his keys. He dropped it. 1408 01:04:33.079 --> 01:04:39.159 He was like, oh, he dropped it. Can you imagine that? 1409 01:04:39.199 --> 01:04:41.320 Mister Hanslick was like a genuine twist of fate, like 1410 01:04:41.400 --> 01:04:44.000 a really bad like he was looking for his keys 1411 01:04:44.039 --> 01:04:45.320 out and out in the woods, like, oh, man, I 1412 01:04:45.400 --> 01:04:46.000 dropped my keys. 1413 01:04:46.159 --> 01:04:47.360 And he leaned over and. 1414 01:04:47.480 --> 01:04:50.519 His pants fell down on The horse ran up to 1415 01:04:50.639 --> 01:04:53.920 him and fucked him to death. Immediately the sound he 1416 01:04:54.079 --> 01:04:55.480 made bro that sound. 1417 01:04:57.599 --> 01:05:02.960 It really was, Why did you do that? 1418 01:05:05.039 --> 01:05:07.079 You can tell you get here the moment he dies. 1419 01:05:07.199 --> 01:05:09.280 Were you going to come soon? Or are you going 1420 01:05:09.320 --> 01:05:10.239 to comfort me? 1421 01:05:11.199 --> 01:05:14.400 The horse says that, yeah, the horse that's Shane. Anyway, 1422 01:05:14.639 --> 01:05:18.519 this person asks how much money would it take for 1423 01:05:18.639 --> 01:05:21.360 one of you to completely clean out asmen Gold's room. 1424 01:05:26.559 --> 01:05:28.920 One hundred thou I'd do more than that. 1425 01:05:29.079 --> 01:05:31.199 I think I'm already gagging just thinking about it. 1426 01:05:31.320 --> 01:05:34.480 Yeah, because there's probably like roaches who have shipped themselves 1427 01:05:35.159 --> 01:05:40.800 in that apartment. The idea of a roach that shot 1428 01:05:40.880 --> 01:05:42.719 itself crazy. 1429 01:05:42.960 --> 01:05:45.679 It's, as you said something in a previous podcast, and 1430 01:05:45.679 --> 01:05:47.760 I've been looking. I've been trying to find the clip 1431 01:05:48.039 --> 01:05:50.320 if somebody in the audience can tag this to us 1432 01:05:50.320 --> 01:05:52.039 on Twitter, because it maybe laugh all right, I want 1433 01:05:52.039 --> 01:05:53.679 to clip it and put into it turn into a short. 1434 01:05:54.000 --> 01:05:56.960 But you said Nixon looked like like a guy that 1435 01:05:57.119 --> 01:06:04.079 raped a roach. There's such a vivid image that. 1436 01:06:07.639 --> 01:06:09.880 But anyway, Yeah, like I don't know, to clean out 1437 01:06:09.920 --> 01:06:13.320 asmen Gold's room would require that's a day. And that's 1438 01:06:13.599 --> 01:06:15.559 that's because that's more than a day. That's like a 1439 01:06:15.679 --> 01:06:17.079 weekend job minimum. 1440 01:06:17.679 --> 01:06:20.039 So they're gonna need help too. You're gonna need help. 1441 01:06:20.039 --> 01:06:21.960 You're gonna need like you can't get any help. 1442 01:06:22.239 --> 01:06:26.559 It's just you. That's that's that's if you're gonna need 1443 01:06:26.639 --> 01:06:27.559 you're going to need help. 1444 01:06:27.599 --> 01:06:28.239 You wipe all the. 1445 01:06:28.239 --> 01:06:29.519 Tooth blood off of his walls. 1446 01:06:29.679 --> 01:06:32.800 See, like that's already just the smell alone is already destroying. 1447 01:06:32.840 --> 01:06:36.239 To be iron and ship, the idea of iron and 1448 01:06:36.360 --> 01:06:40.360 ship is crazy. Those are such a powerful. 1449 01:06:40.920 --> 01:06:43.800 One of those old fucking kung fu films like The 1450 01:06:44.039 --> 01:06:47.719 Iron Ship or something, stupid movies or something like that. 1451 01:06:48.119 --> 01:06:50.159 It's always something. It's just two things. 1452 01:06:50.239 --> 01:06:51.559 But ship. 1453 01:06:54.480 --> 01:06:57.480 Copper come and then it's and then there's an old 1454 01:06:57.599 --> 01:07:00.320 man with like a long beard and needs all the 1455 01:07:00.360 --> 01:07:00.800 same movies. 1456 01:07:00.840 --> 01:07:01.719 I gotta get a million. 1457 01:07:01.719 --> 01:07:02.960 I gotta get a million. I got to be able 1458 01:07:03.000 --> 01:07:04.599 to put my hands on him afterwards. I gotta I 1459 01:07:04.639 --> 01:07:07.639 gotta get a cool mill. After tax I would say, yeah, no, 1460 01:07:07.800 --> 01:07:10.639 straight cash, you're not getting taxed. I'm just saying, I'm 1461 01:07:10.719 --> 01:07:13.000 just clarifying straight cash and keeping. 1462 01:07:13.159 --> 01:07:16.199 Pillow of taxes. No, I'm just cognizant. 1463 01:07:16.320 --> 01:07:18.280 You just don't want to pay them. 1464 01:07:19.159 --> 01:07:20.280 You're not getting taxes. 1465 01:07:20.480 --> 01:07:25.280 Yes, straight cash, I handed all right, straat cash, and 1466 01:07:25.440 --> 01:07:28.199 don't put in the fucking bank or nothing. A million, 1467 01:07:28.400 --> 01:07:31.840 a million. As a self employed person, they're gonna take 1468 01:07:31.880 --> 01:07:32.280 your money. 1469 01:07:32.360 --> 01:07:36.800 What you do is you open Swiss accounts. Obviously, you 1470 01:07:36.920 --> 01:07:39.760 put two hundred thousand in one of your accounts and 1471 01:07:39.760 --> 01:07:42.280 you leave it there. So listen, listen, a cool million 1472 01:07:42.320 --> 01:07:45.480 to clean time and you dip because that's a lot 1473 01:07:45.519 --> 01:07:47.079 of man, that's a lot of fabulous. 1474 01:07:47.159 --> 01:07:50.320 So that's a lot of that's a lot of raid. 1475 01:07:50.679 --> 01:07:53.719 That's a lot of fabulous. You need fire fight fabulous. 1476 01:07:53.760 --> 01:07:57.960 You so pine saw, mister, those are not even those 1477 01:07:57.960 --> 01:08:00.239 are not even You don't even care about those yet. 1478 01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:01.719 No, but you need to mix them into like a 1479 01:08:02.039 --> 01:08:07.079 like almost like like a goat tax where this this 1480 01:08:07.320 --> 01:08:08.480 will fix. 1481 01:08:09.840 --> 01:08:12.840 I would start off with a power washing hosting mask 1482 01:08:12.960 --> 01:08:17.600 on of clorox. Definitely, just spray the whole place down first, Well, 1483 01:08:17.920 --> 01:08:20.920 let that clarox eat through everything, and then after I 1484 01:08:21.039 --> 01:08:23.840 can bring humans can breathe in there. Then I come, Well, 1485 01:08:23.880 --> 01:08:26.479 you gotta clear everything out first, spray everything get clear. 1486 01:08:26.800 --> 01:08:28.039 Well you don't not yet. 1487 01:08:28.119 --> 01:08:31.039 You don't clear everything out because like there's infestations there easily. 1488 01:08:31.359 --> 01:08:35.159 So your first job is to kill all the insects 1489 01:08:35.199 --> 01:08:38.159 that are, no doubt fucking all over the least least. 1490 01:08:38.239 --> 01:08:39.439 Yeah, two hundred bug bombs. 1491 01:08:39.880 --> 01:08:40.640 Spray that thing. 1492 01:08:40.760 --> 01:08:43.079 You take it in raid. There needs to be so 1493 01:08:43.199 --> 01:08:45.680 much raid there that it's a fucking shadow legend. There 1494 01:08:45.760 --> 01:08:48.199 needs to be as much raid as humanly possible. You 1495 01:08:48.359 --> 01:08:52.399 clear out that's that's fucking stupid by itself. One day, 1496 01:08:52.960 --> 01:08:54.960 one day you leave it alone with the raid. You 1497 01:08:55.039 --> 01:08:56.880 come back the next day you kill you sweep up 1498 01:08:56.880 --> 01:08:59.920 all the roaches, clean it up, then power wash thing, 1499 01:09:00.000 --> 01:09:00.720 get rid of everything. 1500 01:09:01.039 --> 01:09:03.720 Yeah, he cleaned all the blood off, all the blood. 1501 01:09:03.800 --> 01:09:07.039 I can't believe the gums bleed. And his solution was, 1502 01:09:07.199 --> 01:09:10.119 I'm gonna wipe it on the fucking walls. So like, 1503 01:09:10.520 --> 01:09:12.119 I don't even think a caveman would do that. 1504 01:09:12.359 --> 01:09:15.159 It's just like the fact that somebody that disgusting is 1505 01:09:15.319 --> 01:09:18.199 like that well respected to like, I don't respect them, 1506 01:09:18.239 --> 01:09:19.720 but there's people that, really. 1507 01:09:20.600 --> 01:09:22.399 How can you respect I don't know how you can 1508 01:09:22.479 --> 01:09:27.880 respect somebody? Like here's my take on politics. The head off. 1509 01:09:30.199 --> 01:09:31.119 I like the head like. 1510 01:09:32.439 --> 01:09:35.840 Yeah, he throws the rest of them away. It's like 1511 01:09:35.880 --> 01:09:43.439 sunflowers a ball of fucking headless roaches. So gross. I 1512 01:09:43.560 --> 01:09:47.960 just that's so gross. That's so gross. Was you're gonna 1513 01:09:48.000 --> 01:09:51.119 eat the roach you're eating like the least the. 1514 01:09:51.239 --> 01:09:55.720 Smallest brain to see those little sticking out of his mouth. 1515 01:09:58.640 --> 01:10:01.279 He's a fucking gross, little weird so fucking gross. That's 1516 01:10:01.279 --> 01:10:03.039 all he could say everything right, he could have the 1517 01:10:03.199 --> 01:10:04.479 best takes in it back. I don't care. 1518 01:10:04.800 --> 01:10:07.600 If Bernie Sanders was like Aspen Gold, I would hate 1519 01:10:07.680 --> 01:10:10.520 him exactly like I mean, like just like if he 1520 01:10:10.600 --> 01:10:12.520 lived at if I found out that Bernie Sanders lived 1521 01:10:12.560 --> 01:10:13.960 in a place where he's like shitting up his own 1522 01:10:13.960 --> 01:10:15.920 back while he's playing World of War crap and like 1523 01:10:16.000 --> 01:10:17.840 biting the heads off of roaches and wiping his gum 1524 01:10:17.880 --> 01:10:19.479 blood all over the place and coming in a pillow 1525 01:10:19.520 --> 01:10:21.319 and then like breathing it in as he sleeps, like 1526 01:10:21.439 --> 01:10:23.119 I don't I don't know if I could come. 1527 01:10:23.079 --> 01:10:26.640 On you blay your head. That's a true fact about it, 1528 01:10:26.800 --> 01:10:28.359 Like true fact. No, Lie. 1529 01:10:29.920 --> 01:10:32.279 Gold comes on his pillow and breathes it in as 1530 01:10:32.319 --> 01:10:35.079 he sleeps because he believes he's like breathing in more 1531 01:10:35.119 --> 01:10:35.640 of his soul. 1532 01:10:35.880 --> 01:10:39.199 That's the least disgusting thing he does. That's that is 1533 01:10:39.239 --> 01:10:41.239 the most sanitary thing that he does. 1534 01:10:42.479 --> 01:10:43.600 I can't take it anymore. 1535 01:10:44.079 --> 01:10:48.479 I can't take it now. We need universal healthcare except 1536 01:10:48.520 --> 01:10:49.279 for Gold. 1537 01:10:49.960 --> 01:10:53.640 Let that motherfucker die, like we gotta get him sick quick. 1538 01:10:54.079 --> 01:10:59.680 Motherfucker thinks he's cleaner than me. No shot. The American 1539 01:10:59.760 --> 01:11:07.119 people are tied up, and that motherfucker pops out of 1540 01:11:07.159 --> 01:11:08.119 his dumpster. Huh. 1541 01:11:09.199 --> 01:11:12.840 Literally a sessive streets grouch had ass. 1542 01:11:13.680 --> 01:11:17.039 This motherfucker literally has a dumpster in his room, and 1543 01:11:17.159 --> 01:11:20.520 then his fucking pecs in front of him. So he's 1544 01:11:20.560 --> 01:11:25.079 just then doing whatever stupid fucking game he plays. And 1545 01:11:25.319 --> 01:11:29.079 I would be like, yeah, that's yeah, he's sitting. He 1546 01:11:29.159 --> 01:11:31.680 sits in a bathtub and pisses until it's full. 1547 01:11:33.119 --> 01:11:35.640 He stays there for he stays there for eleven hours, 1548 01:11:35.720 --> 01:11:39.279 hydrating and pissing until out. Because I've been trying to 1549 01:11:39.359 --> 01:11:41.399 be able to piss myself on command and I can't 1550 01:11:41.439 --> 01:11:43.399 do it. You're absolutely that's not true. 1551 01:11:43.479 --> 01:11:44.079 You can't do it. 1552 01:11:44.239 --> 01:11:48.039 You've just never you've never mild your pissing my mental block. No, No, 1553 01:11:48.159 --> 01:11:52.279 that's not that's not the same. That means when you 1554 01:11:52.439 --> 01:11:55.159 when you hold your piss and you pee, you catch different. 1555 01:11:55.760 --> 01:11:57.800 That is your body being like I can't do this 1556 01:11:57.960 --> 01:12:02.119 no more, and that's actually injuring yourself. Literally literally, that's it. 1557 01:12:02.199 --> 01:12:03.520 Though for me, I want to be like I have 1558 01:12:03.640 --> 01:12:05.800 to peel right now and just pee, but I can't. 1559 01:12:06.119 --> 01:12:06.520 I can't. 1560 01:12:06.640 --> 01:12:08.720 My brain won't let me do that because I'm not 1561 01:12:08.800 --> 01:12:09.920 a primal creature. 1562 01:12:10.399 --> 01:12:10.800 You can do it. 1563 01:12:10.880 --> 01:12:11.880 I gotta get more primal. 1564 01:12:11.920 --> 01:12:17.720 Speaking, we don't even talk about physic ofself anymore. But 1565 01:12:17.800 --> 01:12:19.000 I mean the next time. 1566 01:12:19.159 --> 01:12:22.800 Speak of Speaking of all this, Zachary wrote in he says, hello, 1567 01:12:23.079 --> 01:12:23.960 fellow Homo sapiens. 1568 01:12:23.960 --> 01:12:24.600 So here's what happened. 1569 01:12:24.600 --> 01:12:26.359 He has a story for us that kind of is 1570 01:12:26.439 --> 01:12:29.960 about He says, I was cleaning a house and I 1571 01:12:30.000 --> 01:12:32.000 found myself in a dark room with poor lighting. I 1572 01:12:32.079 --> 01:12:33.920 came across a clear container that had some sort of 1573 01:12:34.000 --> 01:12:36.520 liquid inside, and thanks to this podcast, my mind went 1574 01:12:36.520 --> 01:12:38.760 to a joke. It looked like it was a container 1575 01:12:38.840 --> 01:12:41.319 full of piss. Without thinking much, I decided to take 1576 01:12:41.359 --> 01:12:44.000 it outside and dump it. To my horror, as soon 1577 01:12:44.039 --> 01:12:47.039 as I emptied it, I realized it actually was a 1578 01:12:47.199 --> 01:12:50.640 container of piss. The worst part, even though I managed 1579 01:12:50.640 --> 01:12:52.840 to not spill a single drop on myself, I swear 1580 01:12:52.880 --> 01:12:55.920 I could taste it afterwards. Oh it was so disgusting. 1581 01:12:56.319 --> 01:12:58.680 I couldn't get the taste off my tongue. So my 1582 01:12:58.800 --> 01:13:00.560 question is, what is the most discus thing you have 1583 01:13:00.600 --> 01:13:03.319 found while cleaning an apartment slash house? PS do I 1584 01:13:03.399 --> 01:13:04.800 do not recommend drinking piss at all? 1585 01:13:05.399 --> 01:13:10.560 Stale, bristea, stale. The idea of stale piss is crazy. Stale. 1586 01:13:11.399 --> 01:13:13.439 It lost all of all the carbonation gone. 1587 01:13:14.039 --> 01:13:16.760 So I will say this this isn't the most disgusting 1588 01:13:16.800 --> 01:13:20.000 thing necessarily, because I'm sure like the most disgusting thing 1589 01:13:20.119 --> 01:13:21.880 is like completely like memory hold for me, like I 1590 01:13:22.000 --> 01:13:24.960 probably forgot about it. But I will say something that 1591 01:13:25.079 --> 01:13:29.920 really stuck with me forever was I left. I remember 1592 01:13:30.279 --> 01:13:31.880 I used to drink a lot of chocolate milk, and 1593 01:13:31.920 --> 01:13:34.800 I remember leaving a cup of it, like a little 1594 01:13:34.800 --> 01:13:36.720 bit of it, like you know that like that little 1595 01:13:36.720 --> 01:13:38.399 bit of like like what that's usually left that you 1596 01:13:38.439 --> 01:13:40.399 would normally like rinse or whatever. I kind of left 1597 01:13:40.439 --> 01:13:44.159 it on a windowsill and I forgot about it because 1598 01:13:44.159 --> 01:13:45.760 the curtains were over it and shit like that. And 1599 01:13:45.760 --> 01:13:46.520 I forgot about it for. 1600 01:13:46.520 --> 01:13:51.640 About like a week. And I don't know what it is, man, 1601 01:13:52.159 --> 01:13:54.960 but the smell of stale chocolate. 1602 01:13:54.680 --> 01:13:59.199 Milk is uniquely disgusting in a way that is like 1603 01:13:59.359 --> 01:14:02.239 really difficult to forget. If anybody's curious, go do it, 1604 01:14:02.359 --> 01:14:04.520 Go run the experiment. It is like actually like a 1605 01:14:04.640 --> 01:14:07.960 fucking phenomenally interesting scent because it's just like nothing smells 1606 01:14:08.000 --> 01:14:10.640 like this. Yeah, there's no like milk doesn't smell like this, 1607 01:14:10.760 --> 01:14:13.600 Chocolate doesn't smell like this. Nothing that is part of 1608 01:14:13.680 --> 01:14:14.920 what this is smells like this. 1609 01:14:15.319 --> 01:14:18.159 The best time in the northern hemersphere. Try it, just 1610 01:14:18.319 --> 01:14:18.800 just just try it. 1611 01:14:18.880 --> 01:14:22.159 Run a little experiment, beat by like a mile and 1612 01:14:22.199 --> 01:14:23.680 a half. Yeah, yeah, I don't think it's again, I 1613 01:14:23.720 --> 01:14:25.760 don't think it's the most. It's just the thing that 1614 01:14:25.840 --> 01:14:27.399 comes to mind, and it's the thing that like I 1615 01:14:27.560 --> 01:14:29.680 remember most, Like I still think of it, Like whenever 1616 01:14:29.720 --> 01:14:31.880 I see a cup like laying somewhere, I think about 1617 01:14:31.920 --> 01:14:32.439 that smell. 1618 01:14:32.520 --> 01:14:32.760 Still. 1619 01:14:33.039 --> 01:14:34.640 It was so fucking putt. It was like that food 1620 01:14:34.960 --> 01:14:36.279 that I got from that uber that one time. 1621 01:14:36.319 --> 01:14:36.760 Do you remember that? 1622 01:14:36.840 --> 01:14:39.119 What was that? I still don't. I don't fucking know. 1623 01:14:39.359 --> 01:14:41.479 You said, Joe ate it, right, Joe? I think Joe 1624 01:14:41.640 --> 01:14:41.760 ate it? 1625 01:14:41.840 --> 01:14:43.520 Yeah, Joe eats anything. 1626 01:14:43.640 --> 01:14:43.960 You could. 1627 01:14:44.239 --> 01:14:45.800 You could put asmen Gold's room in front of Joe 1628 01:14:45.800 --> 01:14:47.840 and Hill because there's probably enough protein there. 1629 01:14:48.800 --> 01:14:53.479 Like I got that guy. He left the whole body. 1630 01:14:53.840 --> 01:14:54.640 No, he left the whole body. 1631 01:14:54.720 --> 01:14:57.039 Yeah, he's wasting so much, he's wasting so many proteins. 1632 01:14:59.159 --> 01:15:01.760 Do you think Joe would eat roaches? I think you would. Yeah, 1633 01:15:02.560 --> 01:15:04.239 you would definitely, like have one if you brought like 1634 01:15:04.319 --> 01:15:05.680 those like chocolate. 1635 01:15:05.920 --> 01:15:08.960 Caramel, whatever, Yeah, some flavored roaches or whatever. 1636 01:15:09.359 --> 01:15:10.560 He's too. He's too. 1637 01:15:11.840 --> 01:15:14.960 If someone fed me that, I would absolutely destroy them. 1638 01:15:15.199 --> 01:15:17.399 Lacey fed me a roach on a live stream that 1639 01:15:17.479 --> 01:15:19.640 we did like like two years ago or something. I 1640 01:15:19.680 --> 01:15:21.760 would have Your roach is the worst one man, not 1641 01:15:21.880 --> 01:15:24.319 even like a cricket or something, a meal worm. 1642 01:15:24.439 --> 01:15:26.720 But yeah, yeah, you can't eat roaches. Actually, I don't 1643 01:15:26.720 --> 01:15:29.119 think they sell that because they're dirty creating. I think 1644 01:15:29.119 --> 01:15:29.760 it was crickets. 1645 01:15:30.119 --> 01:15:30.279 It was. 1646 01:15:30.399 --> 01:15:32.119 It was something. It was a bug, which was enough. 1647 01:15:32.039 --> 01:15:34.119 For me to be like a crickets looked so gross 1648 01:15:34.119 --> 01:15:35.920 to me too. I actually screamed so loud that the 1649 01:15:36.000 --> 01:15:37.279 stream went offline. 1650 01:15:37.319 --> 01:15:38.039 I'm not even joking. 1651 01:15:38.239 --> 01:15:39.680 It was like it was like super boots streaming in 1652 01:15:39.680 --> 01:15:43.760 the hyperbolic time chamber. Like I screamed the stream away. 1653 01:15:44.159 --> 01:15:46.279 Yeah, I had a I had a cheddar meal worm 1654 01:15:46.399 --> 01:15:49.680 one time. But that was the one and only time 1655 01:15:49.760 --> 01:15:51.520 that I purposefully ate a bird. 1656 01:15:51.640 --> 01:15:55.479 But I would loose my I rely fed me a 1657 01:15:55.560 --> 01:15:58.119 fucking bug. I'd be like, hey, you're actually in dangers 1658 01:15:58.159 --> 01:16:00.680 to get away from me? Yeah, okay, I did, like 1659 01:16:00.720 --> 01:16:03.479 all jokes, sill, I'm kidding around to find out if 1660 01:16:03.520 --> 01:16:06.119 you want to, but get away from me, all. 1661 01:16:06.039 --> 01:16:07.479 Right, I'm gonna talk to the her behind the scenes, 1662 01:16:07.520 --> 01:16:09.079 but hey, episode three hundred. 1663 01:16:08.800 --> 01:16:12.359 You're gonna get episode hundred. So like like every like 1664 01:16:12.479 --> 01:16:15.319 every Hispanic person ever, I have an uncle that would 1665 01:16:15.399 --> 01:16:17.439 come and grab me and my cousin and use for 1666 01:16:17.520 --> 01:16:18.880 manual labor, because that's what happened. 1667 01:16:18.880 --> 01:16:21.199 And had an uncle that would come and grab my cousin. 1668 01:16:21.680 --> 01:16:23.680 He would come, he would swing by like every like 1669 01:16:23.840 --> 01:16:28.000 every like you would swing one weekend a month, he 1670 01:16:28.000 --> 01:16:29.319 would just shove me and be like, hey, I'm gonna 1671 01:16:29.319 --> 01:16:31.800 take the boys. I'm gonna buy Hi food. Every work 1672 01:16:31.880 --> 01:16:36.600 right took boys. Hey, I'm gonna finished. So he would 1673 01:16:36.640 --> 01:16:38.760 go he'd fucking work on his ex wife or some 1674 01:16:38.880 --> 01:16:43.119 fucking bitchy's fucking house, and literally there was so there's 1675 01:16:43.119 --> 01:16:45.359 a weird smell coming from upstairs and on the fucking 1676 01:16:46.039 --> 01:16:48.520 inside of the uh what do they call the gutters? 1677 01:16:49.520 --> 01:16:52.960 Yeah whatever, Well, if you're talking about gutters, the gutters 1678 01:16:53.039 --> 01:16:54.640 upper part of the upper like little vent, like the 1679 01:16:54.680 --> 01:16:56.520 little little like opening. 1680 01:16:56.279 --> 01:16:58.039 And like things, Yeah, something like that. 1681 01:16:58.720 --> 01:17:01.359 So he was like, oh, this disgusting, and he pulled 1682 01:17:01.399 --> 01:17:03.600 it out and just dropped it in my arms and 1683 01:17:03.640 --> 01:17:08.079 it was a fucking dead possum and it was so 1684 01:17:08.760 --> 01:17:11.840 fucking putrid smelling. There were maggots coming out of it, 1685 01:17:12.520 --> 01:17:14.199 and I was just looking at it and I was just. 1686 01:17:14.279 --> 01:17:16.119 Like, it was so bad. 1687 01:17:16.199 --> 01:17:19.800 Smelled my sinse smell turned off. It was like off off, 1688 01:17:19.840 --> 01:17:21.199 you got it. You can't do that, you can't be 1689 01:17:21.359 --> 01:17:24.560 it's good power. This was so bad. 1690 01:17:24.840 --> 01:17:25.600 This is so bad. 1691 01:17:25.720 --> 01:17:27.439 You can't do this right now, Kingston, we gotta we 1692 01:17:27.479 --> 01:17:28.119 gotta preserve you. 1693 01:17:29.479 --> 01:17:31.039 My cousin threw up. He was like, this is fucking 1694 01:17:31.479 --> 01:17:32.319 I think I've ever smelled it. 1695 01:17:32.520 --> 01:17:35.800 A dead animal that a dead animal that close, it's horrifying. 1696 01:17:36.359 --> 01:17:38.560 And a small, old dead possum that you know, went 1697 01:17:38.640 --> 01:17:41.760 into our garage and unfortunately it died, little baby on 1698 01:17:42.039 --> 01:17:44.239 the So I had to get the whole it. 1699 01:17:44.479 --> 01:17:45.079 The whole put it. 1700 01:17:45.840 --> 01:17:53.680 Imagine just that rotting carcass, the ite. That was gross, 1701 01:17:54.359 --> 01:17:57.119 I would say the gross The grossest thing was I 1702 01:17:57.239 --> 01:18:00.720 was in my homies house and he shared like a 1703 01:18:01.159 --> 01:18:03.399 bunk bed with like one of his brothers or something. 1704 01:18:04.119 --> 01:18:08.239 And I remember sitting down on the bunk bed and 1705 01:18:08.359 --> 01:18:12.760 I looked at his wall and I was like, I 1706 01:18:12.920 --> 01:18:19.920 saw dry, brownish streaks on the wall, and I'm like, 1707 01:18:22.279 --> 01:18:27.399 that's dry. Come dude, it could come turns brown after 1708 01:18:27.680 --> 01:18:31.000 like a while, like if you just leave. Like like, no, 1709 01:18:31.640 --> 01:18:34.199 people don't know that because like you know, nobody comes 1710 01:18:34.279 --> 01:18:38.560 on anything to dry. Most people don't do that. But 1711 01:18:38.720 --> 01:18:41.199 like there are examples of you know, people being they 1712 01:18:41.279 --> 01:18:43.399 leave the piss, they do things like that, and like 1713 01:18:43.479 --> 01:18:46.000 it turns like kind of almost a rusty, a rusty 1714 01:18:46.239 --> 01:18:48.520 kind of because of the chemicals that are in it. 1715 01:18:48.600 --> 01:18:52.960 It kind of just oxid oxidizes and then it like anyway, yeah, 1716 01:18:53.039 --> 01:18:55.279 I saw that ship on his wall, and then I 1717 01:18:55.399 --> 01:18:58.560 also saw like I looked at his floor and there 1718 01:18:58.720 --> 01:19:01.560 was like a I was like, that's a come stand 1719 01:19:01.600 --> 01:19:03.079 on the carpet and I was like, bro, I'm never 1720 01:19:03.119 --> 01:19:05.520 coming back in the room ever again. Like I was. 1721 01:19:05.600 --> 01:19:07.680 It was one of those things where we come over. 1722 01:19:08.039 --> 01:19:11.199 I would jam with this dude and I was just 1723 01:19:12.239 --> 01:19:15.920 I was like, are you It's like, is it both 1724 01:19:15.960 --> 01:19:18.279 of you? You guys like just hey, bros, be funny. 1725 01:19:18.319 --> 01:19:20.279 You guys just coming on the wall. It was it 1726 01:19:20.439 --> 01:19:22.840 was so fucking gross. I've never seen. 1727 01:19:25.279 --> 01:19:28.720 I could have so disgusting who actively just leaves that, 1728 01:19:29.119 --> 01:19:31.239 like you know, I guess it's like asthmen gold level. 1729 01:19:31.319 --> 01:19:35.319 But it's also It's just I don't know, man, I 1730 01:19:35.359 --> 01:19:37.760 wouldn't expect someone to invite somebody over. 1731 01:19:38.119 --> 01:19:39.840 But at the same time, I guess they just don't care. 1732 01:19:39.960 --> 01:19:43.600 They're like asthmen go, clearly doesn't care. So it's that. 1733 01:19:43.640 --> 01:19:46.359 I guess it's the same thing that's so gross. Yeah, 1734 01:19:46.479 --> 01:19:49.399 you're telling me I did just coming on and leaving 1735 01:19:49.399 --> 01:19:49.680 it in there. 1736 01:19:49.760 --> 01:19:51.920 I would feel ashamed. I gotta I gotta clean this 1737 01:19:53.119 --> 01:19:56.399 even Okay, let me just go wipe it up real fast. 1738 01:19:56.720 --> 01:20:01.279 Coming it is kind of a stupid thing, like never 1739 01:20:01.840 --> 01:20:07.359 rolled over, not. 1740 01:20:07.560 --> 01:20:09.239 For my recollection, It's never happened. 1741 01:20:10.279 --> 01:20:12.239 Yeah, I've come on every into my house. 1742 01:20:13.439 --> 01:20:15.840 Literally, you've made sure you got the black light to 1743 01:20:15.920 --> 01:20:18.439 make sure you mister spot, it's just a hole of black. 1744 01:20:21.640 --> 01:20:24.000 That's a project, dude, that makes sure you hit every 1745 01:20:24.159 --> 01:20:28.880 corner with the paint. Miss the spot. 1746 01:20:30.920 --> 01:20:33.119 All right, let's see what do we got here? 1747 01:20:33.319 --> 01:20:34.640 What have we got here? We got one? 1748 01:20:35.960 --> 01:20:37.640 It was a relatively tame win in comparison to how 1749 01:20:37.680 --> 01:20:40.039 fucking off the rails? These questions usually super major, And 1750 01:20:40.159 --> 01:20:45.880 he says, hello, the three Anti and the three amigas. 1751 01:20:46.800 --> 01:20:47.159 Stupid. 1752 01:20:48.880 --> 01:20:50.880 I've been on a comic and superhero cake lately, and 1753 01:20:50.960 --> 01:20:55.319 I was curious what your favorite anime or wait, huh. 1754 01:20:59.399 --> 01:21:03.960 Heditation. That's crazy. He's like fucking crazy, like like casually asking. 1755 01:21:03.760 --> 01:21:06.640 Like as if like everyone has their favorite Lolli Khan 1756 01:21:06.760 --> 01:21:08.479 or the guy like, are you the like if for 1757 01:21:08.600 --> 01:21:09.079 a fight with that? 1758 01:21:09.880 --> 01:21:12.000 Like predators? Are you theorie? Have you seen that yet? No? 1759 01:21:12.680 --> 01:21:14.760 What is that? Give me one second? Is it a 1760 01:21:14.840 --> 01:21:16.920 video of some guy? Like give me one second? As 1761 01:21:16.960 --> 01:21:22.079 if it's like in your favorites? Yeah, yesterday it was 1762 01:21:22.119 --> 01:21:23.640 somebody like debating Lolli kan. 1763 01:21:24.079 --> 01:21:25.640 No, it's some people came to a lot like on 1764 01:21:25.760 --> 01:21:29.000 posters like Lolly Lolly liking is it's like your predatory 1765 01:21:29.279 --> 01:21:32.039 and the guys like, are you theorieth here looking for 1766 01:21:32.119 --> 01:21:32.319 a fight? 1767 01:21:32.439 --> 01:21:34.760 Are you there? He looks like he sounds like he's 1768 01:21:34.800 --> 01:21:37.079 like the mad Hatter, but mad. 1769 01:21:37.279 --> 01:21:38.039 That's so crazy. 1770 01:21:38.680 --> 01:21:42.079 I don't know, man, Lolly's sucking creepy, fucking stupid. It's like, yeah, 1771 01:21:42.119 --> 01:21:45.640 it's not I get it. It's not actual whatever, it's 1772 01:21:45.720 --> 01:21:48.439 closer than it needs to be, so why Yeah, I. 1773 01:21:48.800 --> 01:21:52.479 Don't get it because like ideal, the only idea is. 1774 01:21:52.479 --> 01:21:55.000 That it's completely fictional. Therefore it's like not but it's like, no, 1775 01:21:55.079 --> 01:21:57.520 but that's not that's a stupid thing to write. 1776 01:21:57.600 --> 01:22:01.039 But it's yeah, that's an you're not getting made. But 1777 01:22:01.199 --> 01:22:05.520 like making that argument in general already completely because that's 1778 01:22:05.640 --> 01:22:07.319 kind of the problem. It's it's like, why. 1779 01:22:09.399 --> 01:22:13.039 Even it is fiction, but the fact that you're into 1780 01:22:13.119 --> 01:22:17.119 it is by itself very disturbing and it's not a 1781 01:22:17.159 --> 01:22:20.000 good sign. It's so like, I go further than that 1782 01:22:20.119 --> 01:22:22.960 not being a good sign, and it is completely is 1783 01:22:22.960 --> 01:22:25.560 good because it's as simple as this a drawing of 1784 01:22:25.640 --> 01:22:26.840 a fully adult woman. 1785 01:22:27.039 --> 01:22:30.359 I know this isn't real, but I'm attracted to it 1786 01:22:30.439 --> 01:22:33.720 because I like big boobies and big asses, right, so 1787 01:22:34.039 --> 01:22:38.560 when you extrapolate that data, that's like, uh, sir, you 1788 01:22:39.039 --> 01:22:41.720 like little kids. It's as simple as that, and you 1789 01:22:41.760 --> 01:22:43.640 should be killed. 1790 01:22:47.800 --> 01:22:51.119 In Minecraft. Whatever do people still play? Mind? He did not. 1791 01:22:51.239 --> 01:22:52.640 He did not ask a lot he did. 1792 01:22:53.960 --> 01:22:54.840 That's not what he said. 1793 01:22:56.000 --> 01:22:57.960 Oh god, what is this a video? We're gonna have 1794 01:22:58.039 --> 01:23:00.600 to Yeah, you're gonna play play you put it up 1795 01:23:00.640 --> 01:23:02.840 to your play it in the microphone and put play 1796 01:23:02.880 --> 01:23:06.439 it towards us. This sounds like hell already, Like it 1797 01:23:06.479 --> 01:23:07.199 sounds like a train. 1798 01:23:10.159 --> 01:23:18.279 Put the audio side up to your microphone. What is this? 1799 01:23:28.119 --> 01:23:29.119 Here's the mad Hat. 1800 01:23:29.239 --> 01:23:35.399 He's like, j low, look at what these peopleofy is 1801 01:23:35.600 --> 01:23:36.840 fake fucking British guy. 1802 01:23:36.880 --> 01:23:42.840 Imagine also thinking sounds like the Mad Hatter. 1803 01:23:43.119 --> 01:23:45.279 But he's like, also seems kind of giant, doesn't he 1804 01:23:46.399 --> 01:23:48.680 like he seems like he looks like he was like 1805 01:23:48.880 --> 01:23:54.079 kind of above those people by quite you know, over. 1806 01:23:54.039 --> 01:23:56.600 The that's th man that's. 1807 01:23:59.000 --> 01:24:00.840 Heard about this, like on you see the snuff a 1808 01:24:00.840 --> 01:24:02.319 little bit, you've seen this things. 1809 01:24:02.479 --> 01:24:07.279 That's Jay. If Heleno did that, I would turn it. 1810 01:24:07.319 --> 01:24:09.359 I wouldn't I want. I couldn't finish it. I wouldn't 1811 01:24:09.359 --> 01:24:13.319 have to. My eyes would be staple to the screen. 1812 01:24:13.680 --> 01:24:15.680 If Jay Leno was talking about Lolly. 1813 01:24:15.960 --> 01:24:16.720 I couldn't do it. 1814 01:24:17.560 --> 01:24:22.720 I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Oh my god, 1815 01:24:23.319 --> 01:24:23.760 hear about this. 1816 01:24:24.479 --> 01:24:29.840 Step literally removing me from removing from that would destroy 1817 01:24:29.920 --> 01:24:33.760 the prob like that when he cried finally let in 1818 01:24:33.760 --> 01:24:34.960 the world started getting warped. 1819 01:24:35.279 --> 01:24:35.960 It'd be like that. 1820 01:24:36.039 --> 01:24:38.079 If you turn the TV might turn it back on down. 1821 01:24:39.560 --> 01:24:41.960 So I think she's the forty nine thousand year old dragon. 1822 01:24:42.039 --> 01:24:46.399 ID to agree are his band is like I'm sucking 1823 01:24:46.439 --> 01:24:48.960 out of here dude, get up. One guy gets something place, 1824 01:24:49.039 --> 01:24:53.159 the one last sway out and blows them. She shuts 1825 01:24:53.159 --> 01:25:03.039 your ass back down, resurrected. No one's getting drunk. You 1826 01:25:03.159 --> 01:25:07.800 get a lolli. You He starts handing out lolli so 1827 01:25:07.920 --> 01:25:16.079 they want this, you get the idea. 1828 01:25:16.640 --> 01:25:20.600 The idea of being given a lolli is so infuriating 1829 01:25:20.960 --> 01:25:22.800 because now it's attached to you. 1830 01:25:22.920 --> 01:25:26.119 Already you did nothing wrong and now you're just involved. 1831 01:25:26.159 --> 01:25:29.359 I gotta be honest, damn it. I might attack the person. 1832 01:25:29.680 --> 01:25:31.880 It depends on who it is, though. Yeah, I might 1833 01:25:31.960 --> 01:25:33.920 not attack my closest friends as they did because I'm like, 1834 01:25:34.000 --> 01:25:36.399 you're a fucking idiot, Like you're you're clearly trolling me. 1835 01:25:36.479 --> 01:25:39.319 I guess don't fucking do that. But if someone like, 1836 01:25:39.479 --> 01:25:42.159 say we're at a con and someone did, I think 1837 01:25:42.199 --> 01:25:45.159 I would actually attack them. I think I would attack them. 1838 01:25:45.159 --> 01:25:47.720 I think I swipe out them like a bear. 1839 01:25:47.920 --> 01:25:50.840 I think I would fucking take them down and pound 1840 01:25:50.880 --> 01:25:54.359 them out, because like that's crazy. Well I think they 1841 01:25:54.520 --> 01:25:57.359 deserve it. Well no, unless they liked it, but it 1842 01:25:57.479 --> 01:25:59.920 was like they're like being blissed. Then I'd be really upset. 1843 01:26:02.159 --> 01:26:06.279 I'm doing kill him. You finished what you're doing. Yeah, 1844 01:26:06.279 --> 01:26:08.039 I guess if you're halfway through you might as well. 1845 01:26:08.359 --> 01:26:09.600 And they don't have blue balls. 1846 01:26:09.680 --> 01:26:12.399 Now the idea of you slamming someone to the floor, 1847 01:26:12.439 --> 01:26:16.399 pulling their pants off and they starts smiling at you, like, whoa, 1848 01:26:17.399 --> 01:26:20.720 this is about hurting you. Wasn't about whoa? Yeah, there's 1849 01:26:20.720 --> 01:26:24.560 anything wrong with the joking And listen to this image, Brian, 1850 01:26:25.439 --> 01:26:26.199 you go it over. 1851 01:26:26.720 --> 01:26:31.159 Yeah, Jimmie's into it. I think feel like Jimmy is 1852 01:26:31.199 --> 01:26:35.399 like Jimmy fell In. That's all he does. Every you 1853 01:26:35.479 --> 01:26:37.920 can literally just say like, so, welcome to the show, 1854 01:26:38.119 --> 01:26:39.920 Hugh Jackman, and then Hugh jack is like, hey, thanks 1855 01:26:39.960 --> 01:26:49.319 for having me. He's got I'm like, yo, Jimmy, he 1856 01:26:49.479 --> 01:26:50.960 does slapping. 1857 01:26:51.119 --> 01:26:54.720 The versus w Red is out in theatre today, right, 1858 01:26:54.760 --> 01:27:00.399 He's like yes, it is like he's he's like. 1859 01:27:07.640 --> 01:27:17.239 He does the Gods where he extends himself. Jackman just 1860 01:27:17.560 --> 01:27:18.439 whoa what are you? 1861 01:27:18.600 --> 01:27:18.840 Just like? 1862 01:27:19.479 --> 01:27:22.119 Oh my crazy? This aow crazy? 1863 01:27:23.399 --> 01:27:26.279 We still got this question. Yeah, what is your favorite 1864 01:27:26.319 --> 01:27:29.560 anime or love adaptation of a hero is? I think 1865 01:27:29.600 --> 01:27:31.800 I think it's like love. I think it's missed. I 1866 01:27:31.840 --> 01:27:33.279 think there's like maybe like a language thing. 1867 01:27:35.000 --> 01:27:36.119 Or maybe maybe. 1868 01:27:36.279 --> 01:27:39.920 Yeah, I can extrapolate what he's talking about. I'm a 1869 01:27:40.000 --> 01:27:43.239 huge fan of Chadwick Chadwick Boseman chat chat. 1870 01:27:46.159 --> 01:27:50.760 Did Chadman stop Curry? Sorry? 1871 01:27:51.399 --> 01:27:53.600 Oh my god, I'm a fan of Chadwick Boseman's Black 1872 01:27:53.680 --> 01:27:57.439 Panther or Miles from into Spider Verse. 1873 01:27:57.760 --> 01:27:59.760 Thank you for the laughs and not coming to my 1874 01:27:59.800 --> 01:28:00.880 house to kill me. Yeah, thank you. 1875 01:28:01.119 --> 01:28:01.640 I mean you're you. 1876 01:28:01.800 --> 01:28:07.720 He understood the assignment and for that, you get you 1877 01:28:08.000 --> 01:28:09.039 get along. 1878 01:28:12.000 --> 01:28:16.800 Patreon? Can we please? This is such a crazy merch idea. No, 1879 01:28:17.079 --> 01:28:19.640 let's not. Let's come on, but he's not. His name's uh. 1880 01:28:22.640 --> 01:28:22.920 All right? 1881 01:28:22.960 --> 01:28:27.079 Fuck no, I seen in an episode We're done, We're done. 1882 01:28:27.840 --> 01:28:29.960 That would be amazing, though, that would be amazing. What 1883 01:28:30.000 --> 01:28:32.159 we're gonna say, I don't even know just that, well, 1884 01:28:32.199 --> 01:28:35.840 you get the idea. That's the merch a depiction of 1885 01:28:36.199 --> 01:28:42.239 not Jay Leno give me you get a swollen and 1886 01:28:42.319 --> 01:28:45.520 all burned up, just fucked up like a Is that 1887 01:28:45.640 --> 01:28:48.319 that should Frank Crew or the Giant? Can that be 1888 01:28:48.439 --> 01:28:55.119 the collab of the person? We We shall not? So 1889 01:28:55.319 --> 01:28:58.399 this dude just went into another dimension. But he's actually 1890 01:28:58.760 --> 01:29:01.720 I think he's still leaping right, He's quantum lyeping. 1891 01:29:02.720 --> 01:29:04.319 He just saw himself in the mirror and he's down. 1892 01:29:07.960 --> 01:29:10.039 He's like he's down trend. But he says, oh, no, 1893 01:29:10.359 --> 01:29:14.159 I'm day, I'm j. 1894 01:29:17.199 --> 01:29:20.039 Oh. That's so. I would be so fucking mad if 1895 01:29:20.079 --> 01:29:20.760 that happened. 1896 01:29:20.520 --> 01:29:21.800 Dude, if I walk up and I was Jay Leno, 1897 01:29:21.840 --> 01:29:23.119 I would piss myself and die. 1898 01:29:23.159 --> 01:29:26.119 I'd be so wait a thousand times. Would rather be 1899 01:29:26.239 --> 01:29:28.000 like a down syndrome person any day? 1900 01:29:28.399 --> 01:29:31.439 Would I would go on live television, said he Edward 1901 01:29:31.520 --> 01:29:34.039 like a thousand bags and blow myself up, give me 1902 01:29:34.079 --> 01:29:37.640 my show back. I would just I would walk in 1903 01:29:38.560 --> 01:29:41.039 and recording and be like, hey, I'm here now, look 1904 01:29:41.079 --> 01:29:41.239 at on. 1905 01:29:41.279 --> 01:29:45.520 My cards, driving my cars, building. 1906 01:29:47.439 --> 01:29:50.000 Them all together, turn on all their and just would 1907 01:29:50.000 --> 01:29:52.800 have been neutral and I would just drive and you. 1908 01:29:52.840 --> 01:29:55.840 Put you put bricks on every single put the break, 1909 01:29:55.920 --> 01:29:58.199 put the bricks on, and then let the motherfuckers go. 1910 01:30:01.000 --> 01:30:12.479 This entire warehouse is just whonever our audience even knows 1911 01:30:12.520 --> 01:30:14.479 who Jaylen is. I wonder if that's like a very 1912 01:30:14.880 --> 01:30:15.640 like how old is that? 1913 01:30:15.880 --> 01:30:17.760 Because he's not really that relevant at all, Like Conan 1914 01:30:17.840 --> 01:30:19.159 is way more relevant than yeah. 1915 01:30:19.079 --> 01:30:22.800 They know, yeah they it's actually it's very because anyone 1916 01:30:22.880 --> 01:30:25.520 who was let's say, if you're a teenager in twenty 1917 01:30:25.600 --> 01:30:28.199 in the twenty tens, you definitely know, probably because of 1918 01:30:28.239 --> 01:30:30.880 the beef. But if you're if you were, like say 1919 01:30:31.359 --> 01:30:33.319 maybe in middle school in the twenty tens, we probably 1920 01:30:33.319 --> 01:30:36.039 don't know. Yeah, yeah, you probably like, didn't you think 1921 01:30:36.039 --> 01:30:40.600 that's that burned up guy with the car. There is 1922 01:30:40.640 --> 01:30:42.760 definitely a big possibility that there's maybe a portion of 1923 01:30:42.800 --> 01:30:43.920 his audience that are like, yeah, never. 1924 01:30:43.880 --> 01:30:45.119 See what the thing in the newth and I'm a 1925 01:30:45.199 --> 01:30:45.840 terrible person. 1926 01:30:48.439 --> 01:30:51.760 Oh they'll learn. Actually, we were actually. 1927 01:30:51.479 --> 01:30:52.000 Doing pretty good. 1928 01:30:52.039 --> 01:30:56.199 We're doing real good because we started before. Yeah, let's uh, 1929 01:30:56.479 --> 01:30:58.159 yeah we could we could go a little bit more 1930 01:30:58.199 --> 01:31:02.319 with some questions. Did you answer the question? Oh, yeah, no, 1931 01:31:02.399 --> 01:31:02.880 we didn't do. 1932 01:31:06.600 --> 01:31:09.359 Her best adaptation of like a personal favorite adaptation of 1933 01:31:09.439 --> 01:31:13.720 like a comic or I guess anime adaptation anime character. 1934 01:31:13.840 --> 01:31:15.239 Now that there's like I guess that now that there's 1935 01:31:15.279 --> 01:31:18.119 like some some live action anime adaptations that aren't total ship, 1936 01:31:18.199 --> 01:31:23.000 I guess that's probably more in the question now. But yeah, 1937 01:31:23.199 --> 01:31:25.479 I try to post in black Panther is pretty good. 1938 01:31:25.520 --> 01:31:28.039 I just uh, I'm trying to think of like a 1939 01:31:28.279 --> 01:31:31.239 like my favorite adaptation of a character. It's a live action. 1940 01:31:31.359 --> 01:31:33.600 Something like the original had so many good ones. You 1941 01:31:33.640 --> 01:31:34.359 know RDJ. 1942 01:31:34.399 --> 01:31:35.840 SpongeBob in the musical. 1943 01:31:37.399 --> 01:31:44.880 What was that? The actually do you know the SpongeBob 1944 01:31:44.960 --> 01:31:51.279 that Ariana Grande cheated with? I can't believe that's a thing. 1945 01:31:52.039 --> 01:31:52.600 He looks like a. 1946 01:31:52.600 --> 01:31:54.279 Fucking demon too, Like he looks like somebody that you 1947 01:31:54.279 --> 01:31:56.239 would have left in a fucking dumpster and left, Like 1948 01:31:56.319 --> 01:31:58.319 if you found him crawling at you, bleeding, you would 1949 01:31:58.319 --> 01:31:59.039 have left him alone. 1950 01:31:59.199 --> 01:32:02.520 Yeah, no, no sympathy and anything. He looks like someone 1951 01:32:02.560 --> 01:32:05.479 i'd assume would have died immediately during dead Space. Yah, 1952 01:32:05.920 --> 01:32:07.399 you know he didn't even he didn't even get out 1953 01:32:07.439 --> 01:32:09.520 the door. He just got him a negro morph than 1954 01:32:09.600 --> 01:32:17.199 fast about this lingering tears of that. 1955 01:32:17.560 --> 01:32:17.880 There you go. 1956 01:32:18.359 --> 01:32:20.359 But for me, obviously, it's to maguire Spider Man. 1957 01:32:21.520 --> 01:32:23.079 What really you always talk about like how he's not 1958 01:32:23.159 --> 01:32:23.880 a good Spider Man. 1959 01:32:24.000 --> 01:32:25.920 Well he's I'm super nostalgic for him because that's the 1960 01:32:25.960 --> 01:32:28.039 Spider Man I saw growing up. You know, he's trash, 1961 01:32:28.079 --> 01:32:30.000 but you love him exactly. I think that's totally I 1962 01:32:30.279 --> 01:32:31.960 don't I would even go as far as trash. I 1963 01:32:31.960 --> 01:32:34.920 don't think he was the best casting choice pheno typically 1964 01:32:36.520 --> 01:32:39.640 best casting choice, but at the same time, he fucking 1965 01:32:39.720 --> 01:32:41.279 he was a spider Man. He's greatest spider Man two, 1966 01:32:41.279 --> 01:32:43.199 greatest Spider Man one. I was with him the foe 1967 01:32:43.359 --> 01:32:46.199 as screen goblin. I think arguably the best casting choice 1968 01:32:46.239 --> 01:32:48.319 for anyone ever in a comic movie of all time, 1969 01:32:48.520 --> 01:32:49.159 other than JK. 1970 01:32:49.279 --> 01:32:53.399 Simmons. It's it's literally those two from j was insanely that. 1971 01:32:53.640 --> 01:32:56.560 I remember the audience eruption when they first showed him. 1972 01:32:56.600 --> 01:32:59.159 The audience was like yo, because that was like everyone 1973 01:32:59.279 --> 01:33:01.680 was like, yo, that looks spot. 1974 01:33:01.439 --> 01:33:03.359 On when I read Spider Man now I hear him 1975 01:33:03.399 --> 01:33:05.600 talking that voice literally, oh yeah yeah. 1976 01:33:05.640 --> 01:33:07.319 Like that's the impression that a lot of people do 1977 01:33:07.439 --> 01:33:10.199 in modern media now too. Like if you see J 1978 01:33:10.279 --> 01:33:11.760 Joe and jameson and like in like a video game 1979 01:33:11.840 --> 01:33:13.760 or like a cartoon, they're all doing like some version 1980 01:33:13.800 --> 01:33:14.720 of JK. 1981 01:33:14.840 --> 01:33:22.600 Simmons. JK just kidding Simmons, just just kidding, just kidding, serious, serious. 1982 01:33:23.239 --> 01:33:28.199 He's also really old now, dude, it looks crazy acting 1983 01:33:28.359 --> 01:33:33.159 absurd shape he's right now, he's Jack Santa. Like it's like, well, 1984 01:33:33.199 --> 01:33:35.880 I guess he is a master straight up. That's very true. 1985 01:33:35.920 --> 01:33:38.439 He's master like Beast Moode Massarochie. It's insane. It's like 1986 01:33:38.439 --> 01:33:41.880 when he fought when it was Jackie Chun, Jackie Chun Yeah, 1987 01:33:42.479 --> 01:33:44.359 Jukie n Yeah. Yeah baby, that was born with a 1988 01:33:44.439 --> 01:33:45.239 nose and it's straight up. 1989 01:33:45.319 --> 01:33:47.640 Krilling, did you see that that? 1990 01:33:48.560 --> 01:33:51.359 I mean no face, Yeah, but you made a face 1991 01:33:51.399 --> 01:33:53.279 with a nose. Oh, you're right. 1992 01:33:53.960 --> 01:33:57.600 I missed the originals voice. I missed the original voice 1993 01:33:57.600 --> 01:34:00.600 actor Krilling me too, Yeah, this is a good one. 1994 01:34:00.640 --> 01:34:02.560 And then he turned into like a like a grimlin 1995 01:34:02.680 --> 01:34:04.079 or something. The new voice. 1996 01:34:04.560 --> 01:34:05.399 Is he a gremlin? 1997 01:34:05.600 --> 01:34:08.600 Well, it's like his voice was like very ah yeah, 1998 01:34:08.640 --> 01:34:10.840 when it was like very, there was a very I 1999 01:34:10.920 --> 01:34:14.640 can't even do it the old one because it was 2000 01:34:14.680 --> 01:34:15.720 a very The old. 2001 01:34:15.600 --> 01:34:18.119 Voice was so particular. If I'm remembering it right, it 2002 01:34:18.279 --> 01:34:20.039 just sounds like a guy that's really. 2003 01:34:19.840 --> 01:34:22.920 Him, Like it was weird. There was a weird there's 2004 01:34:23.000 --> 01:34:25.319 this I can't I can't even explain how you would 2005 01:34:25.520 --> 01:34:27.680 just like I can't describe it, but it was. It 2006 01:34:27.800 --> 01:34:30.520 was such a unique voice that it's like there's so 2007 01:34:30.720 --> 01:34:33.720 you know the the I hate everything about you that 2008 01:34:33.840 --> 01:34:37.920 song that singer whatever his name is. It's not like that. 2009 01:34:38.079 --> 01:34:39.920 But that guy can do this thing with his voice 2010 01:34:40.199 --> 01:34:42.319 where it almost sounds like it's doubled up when it's not. 2011 01:34:43.159 --> 01:34:46.000 And that Krillin actor had this weird thing that he 2012 01:34:46.039 --> 01:34:48.279 would do with this throat that made his sound like 2013 01:34:48.359 --> 01:34:51.279 his ship was layered. And there's people that are just 2014 01:34:51.439 --> 01:34:54.960 talented with their vocal cords, but that voice. 2015 01:34:54.960 --> 01:34:57.520 So it's just like a. 2016 01:34:59.560 --> 01:34:59.760 Same. 2017 01:35:00.479 --> 01:35:03.319 No, it's not the adult the adult version of the same. 2018 01:35:03.399 --> 01:35:06.520 I'm talking about the kid the good one. It's it's 2019 01:35:06.520 --> 01:35:09.119 the same as the old old Vegeta. And then there 2020 01:35:09.239 --> 01:35:11.840 was and I think it was like there's Vegeta and 2021 01:35:11.920 --> 01:35:14.319 Krilling and then and then those people left and they 2022 01:35:14.399 --> 01:35:18.439 got like newer ones and then aymore No, no, I'm 2023 01:35:18.479 --> 01:35:22.119 just saying that's how whatever the original one, it was 2024 01:35:22.119 --> 01:35:22.880 an original one. 2025 01:35:23.119 --> 01:35:25.760 And are you talking about the Ocean dub with Brian 2026 01:35:26.399 --> 01:35:28.920 Drummond as Vegeta or are you talking because like Vegeta 2027 01:35:29.119 --> 01:35:32.840 it's weird because you have the Brian Drummond Vegeta from 2028 01:35:32.880 --> 01:35:33.319 the Ocean dub. 2029 01:35:33.479 --> 01:35:36.279 He's like I'm going to kill you know, yeah, that 2030 01:35:36.359 --> 01:35:36.960 kind of thing. Yeah. 2031 01:35:37.000 --> 01:35:42.039 And then Christopher Sabatt, who has two different versions depending 2032 01:35:42.079 --> 01:35:43.680 on like if it's like the older Dragon Ball Z 2033 01:35:43.840 --> 01:35:45.520 or like the newer Dragon Ball Z where it's more 2034 01:35:45.560 --> 01:35:48.960 like Piccolo now kind of like more subdued, less raspy 2035 01:35:49.000 --> 01:35:49.439 than it used to be. 2036 01:35:49.800 --> 01:35:52.119 He was more he was more animated before, so now 2037 01:35:52.199 --> 01:35:54.319 he's like not as animated about I'm going to kill you. 2038 01:35:55.920 --> 01:36:06.560 Yeah, yeah, make you look nice. That's awesome. Oh boy, 2039 01:36:06.640 --> 01:36:07.000 I can't do. 2040 01:36:07.279 --> 01:36:07.600 I can't do. 2041 01:36:07.840 --> 01:36:10.119 Oh boy, Oh boy. 2042 01:36:13.279 --> 01:36:19.439 I love the evil go anywhere, the TikTok, the TikTok. 2043 01:36:19.960 --> 01:36:22.439 I love the tiktoks of Goku, like calling people like 2044 01:36:23.119 --> 01:36:26.199 horrible ship. I saved that ship immediately I saw that. 2045 01:36:26.239 --> 01:36:28.000 I was like, I gotta I have to own this. 2046 01:36:28.760 --> 01:36:31.239 This has to be it. Him saying the f slur 2047 01:36:31.399 --> 01:36:36.680 is funniest. I love. That's good too, like Jack piggoty pot. Yeah, 2048 01:36:36.800 --> 01:36:38.399 somebody probably knows what I'm talking about. I don't know 2049 01:36:38.399 --> 01:36:40.199 which dubbed this and this and that, so somebody probably 2050 01:36:40.199 --> 01:36:43.159 can clarify. But there was an old krilling version of 2051 01:36:43.359 --> 01:36:45.680 voice that I grew up with, like say, watching Tnami, 2052 01:36:46.359 --> 01:36:47.359 and then as it got like. 2053 01:36:48.720 --> 01:36:51.560 Here's more of a Hey it's me, I know what 2054 01:36:51.640 --> 01:36:54.359 you mean. Yeah, I'm krilling. I'm like what, he's like 2055 01:36:54.439 --> 01:36:56.079 a fucking fraud. That's the one I only remember. I 2056 01:36:56.119 --> 01:36:56.680 only remember that. 2057 01:36:56.920 --> 01:36:59.000 There was one where he sounded more like like I 2058 01:36:59.079 --> 01:37:05.199 can't do it like Goku, Like it was like like 2059 01:37:05.239 --> 01:37:07.439 you would hear the gremlin kind of that. 2060 01:37:07.560 --> 01:37:08.800 He was my curling forever. 2061 01:37:08.960 --> 01:37:10.239 He was like, you would get scared and you have 2062 01:37:10.279 --> 01:37:12.479 this more like like you have this kind of like 2063 01:37:12.680 --> 01:37:15.279 voice that my see when I grew up, I remember 2064 01:37:15.359 --> 01:37:19.199 crill and sounding like gok, what are you doing? What 2065 01:37:19.399 --> 01:37:23.359 are you doing? Can I? Can? I go where else? 2066 01:37:23.399 --> 01:37:26.239 Go on? You have no evidence to be doing that pressure, 2067 01:37:26.239 --> 01:37:27.239 by the way, because I cut away from it. 2068 01:37:27.279 --> 01:37:27.640 So it's like. 2069 01:37:29.199 --> 01:37:31.840 Crazy you are what are you doing? 2070 01:37:33.560 --> 01:37:35.279 Are you interesting? And upgrading your cable? 2071 01:37:35.319 --> 01:37:35.600 Go go. 2072 01:37:38.279 --> 01:37:49.159 Lisa? Anyway. I was literally just dealing with the one 2073 01:37:49.199 --> 01:37:59.079 of those Brian gentlemen, Brian Brian, Brian Johnson from me 2074 01:38:00.319 --> 01:38:01.479 from the Bengal. 2075 01:38:03.039 --> 01:38:05.359 Name is Briant. I am from Tennessee. 2076 01:38:09.159 --> 01:38:09.720 I prove it. 2077 01:38:09.920 --> 01:38:12.760 Yeah, that was like that when we like we would 2078 01:38:12.760 --> 01:38:15.840 get hammered in the sucking Glendale places where we'll be like, hello, 2079 01:38:15.920 --> 01:38:19.319 my name is clay Is I'm from Memphis, Tennessee. 2080 01:38:20.880 --> 01:38:22.119 Not from sucking Memphis. 2081 01:38:23.159 --> 01:38:27.800 Oh my god, I remember that he was live. He's wrong. Hello, 2082 01:38:28.279 --> 01:38:29.720 my name is My name is Clay. 2083 01:38:29.840 --> 01:38:30.640 This is what are you doing? 2084 01:38:31.319 --> 01:38:31.600 Clay? 2085 01:38:31.840 --> 01:38:33.039 I am from Memphis, Tennessee. 2086 01:38:33.359 --> 01:38:41.479 Latest. My name is Clay right. I do love Donald Trump. 2087 01:38:42.840 --> 01:38:46.159 Donald Trump and his macle brock again. 2088 01:38:46.319 --> 01:38:48.560 Again, that's kind of like it's kind of like the 2089 01:38:48.600 --> 01:38:51.279 Eastern European like items kind of does that. 2090 01:38:51.680 --> 01:38:55.960 What do you do? What are you doing? Little moundchi 2091 01:38:56.079 --> 01:38:59.119 over there? What are you doing? Little mounchee? 2092 01:38:59.359 --> 01:39:03.279 That video so that is one of the videos on 2093 01:39:03.439 --> 01:39:07.359 the internet. Mario of like Philly, Frank and I just 2094 01:39:07.479 --> 01:39:13.000 smarting screaming. That's a classic video like them lighting them 2095 01:39:13.119 --> 01:39:14.560 lighting anything for views on fire. 2096 01:39:16.880 --> 01:39:19.560 I remember it was Mario and Luigi in the in 2097 01:39:19.680 --> 01:39:20.560 the woods. 2098 01:39:20.279 --> 01:39:23.479 In Austrailia getting high on mushrooms. And then Donkey Kong 2099 01:39:23.640 --> 01:39:27.079 is just Chad and then they set his He had 2100 01:39:27.159 --> 01:39:28.439 like this furry suit and they. 2101 01:39:28.439 --> 01:39:30.960 Set it up. They lit a fireball and they threw 2102 01:39:30.960 --> 01:39:33.840 it out and he caught. That is so dangerous. That's crazy. 2103 01:39:35.199 --> 01:39:39.560 Era of YouTube was so out of pocket the funniest 2104 01:39:39.640 --> 01:39:42.960 ways because it was about it was about making, It 2105 01:39:43.119 --> 01:39:45.760 was about making other creators laugh. I feel like, so 2106 01:39:45.840 --> 01:39:48.960 it was like what would make everybody laugh their ass off? 2107 01:39:49.239 --> 01:39:51.399 Yeah, yeah, yeah it was. It was about it was 2108 01:39:51.760 --> 01:39:54.760 being funny. It was that people made money without centuring 2109 01:39:54.800 --> 01:39:55.720 themselves to those. 2110 01:39:55.760 --> 01:39:58.920 Yeah, let's do whatever you wanted to make jokes and 2111 01:39:58.960 --> 01:40:01.880 then absolutely I kind of time. Yeah I miss it, dude. 2112 01:40:02.560 --> 01:40:04.520 Uh yeah, it's so funny because people talk about how 2113 01:40:04.560 --> 01:40:09.159 bad that time was and it's like, dude, to that place, 2114 01:40:09.760 --> 01:40:14.840 that place in time feels like like a fucking Kumbai 2115 01:40:14.920 --> 01:40:17.159 a town in comparison, it's insane. 2116 01:40:17.560 --> 01:40:20.960 You were able to have Deggie chloroform a fucking girl 2117 01:40:21.000 --> 01:40:24.039 in an intro. That was that era. It was really 2118 01:40:24.720 --> 01:40:33.279 comedy shorts paper that was fine. Actually wait, comedy shorts, 2119 01:40:33.479 --> 01:40:45.000 raping sounds also riping sorry. 2120 01:40:48.520 --> 01:40:51.199 War week. 2121 01:40:53.399 --> 01:41:05.560 Rip rapist. Oh my, that of YouTube was so magical. 2122 01:41:05.119 --> 01:41:12.640 Dude, Nobody Sorts of Rapists is so fucking there. He 2123 01:41:12.920 --> 01:41:13.920 moves up and down like. 2124 01:41:13.960 --> 01:41:15.800 A muppet as you and he's Australian. 2125 01:41:17.920 --> 01:41:27.319 It's not even this is his character. I miss that YouTube. 2126 01:41:27.319 --> 01:41:28.159 That was so fun. 2127 01:41:28.520 --> 01:41:31.680 It was so genuinely like every video I'd click on, 2128 01:41:31.840 --> 01:41:33.239 I'd laugh my ass off. 2129 01:41:33.399 --> 01:41:35.720 England is bright. 2130 01:41:37.960 --> 01:41:40.000 It reminds me of the rat remember of a British 2131 01:41:40.079 --> 01:41:41.159 rat I saw somewhere. 2132 01:41:42.000 --> 01:41:42.880 Maybe it wasn't. 2133 01:41:43.079 --> 01:41:44.880 Probably a muppet, Like it's like a muppet. 2134 01:41:44.960 --> 01:41:47.760 Yeah, it's just an exaggerated accent, like no one fucking 2135 01:41:47.840 --> 01:41:49.520 sounds like that god willing like. 2136 01:41:51.840 --> 01:41:53.119 A Potter puppet paddle. 2137 01:41:55.359 --> 01:41:59.279 Oh my god, Jesus, comedy God that God bless comedy shorts, 2138 01:41:59.359 --> 01:42:01.039 rapist stop. 2139 01:42:02.119 --> 01:42:04.640 That is such a crazy interest, Like even I really 2140 01:42:04.720 --> 01:42:08.840 need to stress this. Look the like twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen, 2141 01:42:08.840 --> 01:42:11.840 twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen. It's a very different time culturally, 2142 01:42:12.159 --> 01:42:13.800 very a lot of people being edgy for just for 2143 01:42:13.880 --> 01:42:14.319 the sake of it. 2144 01:42:14.439 --> 01:42:17.479 Yea, that was still crazy. Yeah, like that was crazy 2145 01:42:17.520 --> 01:42:20.600 at the time, Like the I like that was not 2146 01:42:20.800 --> 01:42:22.960 like something that was like oh yeah whatever. 2147 01:42:23.720 --> 01:42:28.520 I've never actively used like literal like rape as a 2148 01:42:28.720 --> 01:42:31.039 as a punchline in the way because usually it's like, oh, 2149 01:42:31.119 --> 01:42:34.199 if you destroyed something fucking rape, it's like, well, yeah, 2150 01:42:34.279 --> 01:42:34.920 like you know what I mean. 2151 01:42:35.000 --> 01:42:37.199 Yeah, I remember I remember using that like whenever we 2152 01:42:37.239 --> 01:42:39.199 would get like massacred in like a video games, like 2153 01:42:39.239 --> 01:42:41.439 we got raped that match, Like that was like a 2154 01:42:41.479 --> 01:42:43.920 common terminal, right, but even dude, like the idea that 2155 01:42:44.000 --> 01:42:46.880 his intro like with him was a car through to 2156 01:42:46.960 --> 01:42:48.720 him walking up to a woman and saying, hey, it's 2157 01:42:48.800 --> 01:42:52.960 me and her ignoring him, and then her him core 2158 01:42:53.119 --> 01:42:56.279 afforming her and dragging her offstream looking at the camera 2159 01:42:56.479 --> 01:42:57.159 and smiling. 2160 01:42:57.399 --> 01:42:59.800 So just to cut to like happy wheels skate play after, 2161 01:43:00.079 --> 01:43:08.800 it's it's crazy guys going side cherry out, cheery out 2162 01:43:09.159 --> 01:43:13.800 on a point and a ball. That is something you know. Sorry, 2163 01:43:15.159 --> 01:43:17.760 other people around that time that were like, uh, there 2164 01:43:17.920 --> 01:43:19.560 was a rape as I. 2165 01:43:21.439 --> 01:43:25.520 There was just called him rapist. Stop these guys aren't 2166 01:43:25.600 --> 01:43:37.600 Rapist is such a U name. 2167 01:43:38.680 --> 01:43:41.159 Oh my gosh, it's not even clever. 2168 01:43:41.439 --> 01:43:41.840 It's like. 2169 01:43:43.520 --> 01:43:47.680 It's just mean, it's just weird, Like it's it was 2170 01:43:47.680 --> 01:43:48.359 a weird trow. 2171 01:43:48.640 --> 01:43:51.079 But I I didn't watch him around those days, so 2172 01:43:51.119 --> 01:43:53.600 I just like just there's a lot of stuff that 2173 01:43:53.600 --> 01:43:56.439 I just like missed out on because I had literally 2174 01:43:56.520 --> 01:43:58.239 never seen that intro before, Like ever. 2175 01:43:58.199 --> 01:43:59.960 I didn't see it. Yeah, yeah, it got pulled up 2176 01:44:00.000 --> 01:44:03.239 whenever he started becoming controversial or whatever. That ship like 2177 01:44:03.399 --> 01:44:04.359 just surface. 2178 01:44:05.279 --> 01:44:07.439 Wow, Yeah, because there's that he got He got in 2179 01:44:07.520 --> 01:44:09.920 trouble because he like what the fuck. Did he he 2180 01:44:10.039 --> 01:44:13.319 like ate a cow in one bite or something like 2181 01:44:13.800 --> 01:44:14.359 on TV. 2182 01:44:14.520 --> 01:44:15.359 I don't remember what the. 2183 01:44:28.600 --> 01:44:32.359 Cow it just wha boy and. 2184 01:44:36.439 --> 01:44:40.079 The cow is so scared. The cow is crying silently 2185 01:44:40.239 --> 01:44:41.199 looking at the game. That was what. 2186 01:44:41.319 --> 01:44:43.680 Controversial part was that like his cameraman zoomed into the 2187 01:44:43.720 --> 01:44:47.960 cow's eyes as a tear fell, and you can see 2188 01:44:48.000 --> 01:44:50.039 in the reflection of the cow's eye to the to 2189 01:44:50.159 --> 01:44:51.880 the right, you see rape aside, like. 2190 01:44:52.880 --> 01:44:55.880 K I is laughing prepping his jaw to open big 2191 01:44:56.000 --> 01:44:57.600 enough to swallow a fucking suv. 2192 01:45:00.319 --> 01:45:04.439 Anyway, Toby McGuire is my fish McGuire, Yeah, yeah, I 2193 01:45:04.520 --> 01:45:04.920 can't think. 2194 01:45:05.000 --> 01:45:08.359 Yeah, it's it's Brian Cranston as Brian Kranton and the 2195 01:45:08.399 --> 01:45:10.079 Home Alone anime is my favorite. 2196 01:45:10.399 --> 01:45:13.000 What are you saying, Brian Cranston is Brian Kranton the 2197 01:45:13.039 --> 01:45:16.359 Home Alone anime? He said, hoe anime featuring Brian featuring 2198 01:45:16.479 --> 01:45:19.279 Brian Cranston. Is he like Harry or Marve or no? No, 2199 01:45:19.720 --> 01:45:22.359 Brian Cranston, I'm sorry, excuse me? What did he what 2200 01:45:22.520 --> 01:45:23.000 was his role? 2201 01:45:23.359 --> 01:45:23.840 What did he do? 2202 01:45:24.039 --> 01:45:27.000 He was just being Brian Cranston? What was his role 2203 01:45:27.119 --> 01:45:29.079 as a as a character in the movie. It was 2204 01:45:29.159 --> 01:45:31.399 on the TV as the dad from Malcolm in the Middle. 2205 01:45:33.640 --> 01:45:37.479 So he's in Home Alone as Brian Cranston as How. 2206 01:45:37.560 --> 01:45:39.079 He's acting as How in the movie. 2207 01:45:39.159 --> 01:45:39.760 He's cut. 2208 01:45:39.840 --> 01:45:41.119 He's like, I don't know what's going on here, guys, 2209 01:45:41.119 --> 01:45:41.920 it's really not for me. 2210 01:45:42.079 --> 01:45:44.479 So on the TV. Is that in the TV that's happening. 2211 01:45:44.520 --> 01:45:45.760 Yeah, And then you meet him in real life and 2212 01:45:45.760 --> 01:45:47.000 he's actually Brian Cranston. 2213 01:45:47.239 --> 01:45:50.319 So he's Angels with He's like Angels with Filthy Souls. 2214 01:45:50.359 --> 01:45:53.159 He's like, he's that, Yeah, he's that movie. 2215 01:45:53.680 --> 01:45:56.399 But Brian Cranston in the bat it's pretty much background. 2216 01:45:56.479 --> 01:45:59.000 I'm gonna read the names, so like in the anime, 2217 01:46:00.039 --> 01:46:04.119 and so it happens in this background. Don't let me finish. 2218 01:46:05.199 --> 01:46:05.600 Calm down. 2219 01:46:08.479 --> 01:46:11.239 So what happened is that during the Home Alone anime, right, 2220 01:46:11.680 --> 01:46:13.800 you turn to the left and on the Home Alone 2221 01:46:13.840 --> 01:46:17.000 anime is Malcolm in the Middle, but it's back behind. 2222 01:46:17.039 --> 01:46:19.239 This is back I was back the scene just behind 2223 01:46:19.279 --> 01:46:24.039 the scenes footage of Brian Cranston as How there. And 2224 01:46:24.079 --> 01:46:26.960 then later on episode you meet Brian Cranston. I literally 2225 01:46:27.000 --> 01:46:28.359 don't know if you're lying to me or not. 2226 01:46:28.840 --> 01:46:32.159 I'm absolutely lying. Gone along with us. 2227 01:46:32.199 --> 01:46:34.680 I'm riping, and you see there's a SpongeBob anime that's 2228 01:46:34.800 --> 01:46:38.560 real and so like that sounds believable that there would. 2229 01:46:38.399 --> 01:46:41.600 Be some weird thing like alone anime. I don't know, man, 2230 01:46:43.000 --> 01:46:47.399 that it's like a full episode because it's funny and 2231 01:46:47.600 --> 01:46:55.720 it's quick bark chloroform. How'd you get your name? Well? 2232 01:46:55.960 --> 01:47:01.520 Because a long story. That woo you My smelling this. 2233 01:47:01.680 --> 01:47:06.439 Knapp that's so, that's quite all right. 2234 01:47:06.479 --> 01:47:10.640 I kind of I saw your your ear. He dives, dives, 2235 01:47:11.159 --> 01:47:14.560 he dives. All right, we gotta get thee dives. 2236 01:47:15.079 --> 01:47:19.680 We're flat, we're getting out of pocket. We're getting out 2237 01:47:19.680 --> 01:47:22.399 of pocket. We are getting one wife. He just wipes 2238 01:47:22.439 --> 01:47:27.960 it across everybody's face and he grabs them all by 2239 01:47:28.039 --> 01:47:28.479 the ankles. 2240 01:47:28.479 --> 01:47:36.359 And and this is about to be sure. That's why 2241 01:47:36.479 --> 01:47:36.920 his name is. 2242 01:47:37.479 --> 01:47:40.159 He's comedy. He does short comedy. 2243 01:47:40.920 --> 01:47:45.439 That's that's rape. It happens to be. All right, let's 2244 01:47:45.439 --> 01:47:48.520 get the I'm gonna read the names of our twenty 2245 01:47:48.560 --> 01:47:49.279 five dollars. 2246 01:47:51.079 --> 01:47:54.840 Out us out you want to split up on you guys? 2247 01:47:54.920 --> 01:47:58.640 This time I'll start, I guess right, because I usually 2248 01:47:58.760 --> 01:48:05.680 end it, but like I'll do there cremate me put 2249 01:48:05.760 --> 01:48:08.800 me in a douche bottle higher hooker, run me through 2250 01:48:08.920 --> 01:48:09.800 one more time. 2251 01:48:10.159 --> 01:48:19.119 No, uh no, no, no, no, I won't garl. 2252 01:48:21.640 --> 01:48:27.039 Dobby is Gaybble is found better than the girl. 2253 01:48:27.960 --> 01:48:30.399 That's more like meat Wie than it is Dobby. Yeah, 2254 01:48:30.399 --> 01:48:31.279 it's kind of meat water. 2255 01:48:31.600 --> 01:48:33.520 Dobby doesn't sound crazy. It doesn't sound that grandmarly. 2256 01:48:33.560 --> 01:48:36.159 He just kind of sounds like a week small. Dobby 2257 01:48:36.239 --> 01:48:37.840 doesn't like the way they hit Dobby. 2258 01:48:39.399 --> 01:48:43.720 Dobby doesn't like the way the electoral college works. Harry Pop. 2259 01:48:44.720 --> 01:48:48.640 Harry thinks one vote should equal one vote. 2260 01:48:52.039 --> 01:48:55.199 Harry, have you ever looked into the American government? Harry? 2261 01:48:55.239 --> 01:48:56.279 It's oh roll now? 2262 01:48:56.359 --> 01:48:59.800 Dobby think its Project twenty twenty five is dad. 2263 01:49:02.079 --> 01:49:05.920 He's reasonable, He's just like a average voter. 2264 01:49:06.079 --> 01:49:10.760 He's very yeah, politically sound house out Yeah. 2265 01:49:10.760 --> 01:49:12.319 But no one can take him seriously because he's a 2266 01:49:12.439 --> 01:49:15.600 demon looking creature. He's a little magically with people, and 2267 01:49:15.680 --> 01:49:16.399 no one trusts him. 2268 01:49:16.520 --> 01:49:18.840 It was like, I've never done anything wrong to anyone. 2269 01:49:18.920 --> 01:49:23.199 Why does no one respect me politically? I know, I know. Now, 2270 01:49:23.279 --> 01:49:24.399 come get this chloroform. 2271 01:49:24.720 --> 01:49:27.920 He goes on, Uh, he goes on. Piers Morgan, he 2272 01:49:28.079 --> 01:49:29.600 goes on, here's Morgan. 2273 01:49:29.640 --> 01:49:34.399 Would invite that motherfuckerby Why haven't you condemned the Trump shooter? 2274 01:49:35.159 --> 01:49:36.319 It seems really easy. 2275 01:49:36.359 --> 01:49:41.199 It's like, well, well doesn't gets fair hold one tide 2276 01:49:41.319 --> 01:49:43.640 to unstandard, mister. 2277 01:49:43.479 --> 01:49:46.479 Morgan, that is absolutely preposterous. 2278 01:49:51.720 --> 01:49:54.439 He feels himself like a banana. He's like, I'm I'm 2279 01:49:54.479 --> 01:49:55.479 the real peers Morgan. 2280 01:49:56.880 --> 01:50:00.560 It's like it's like fucking Orion's belt, like a little 2281 01:50:00.600 --> 01:50:02.079 alien and fucking men in black. 2282 01:50:02.199 --> 01:50:05.000 We are ready were already off the time you read 2283 01:50:06.119 --> 01:50:06.960 should have died. 2284 01:50:07.119 --> 01:50:10.960 But still the behaviors of the right have been rather 2285 01:50:11.199 --> 01:50:13.720 obsessed as of lately. Why do you feel the need 2286 01:50:14.199 --> 01:50:17.520 to defend hamas I'm not defending. 2287 01:50:17.359 --> 01:50:19.840 MS I think in general the behaviors. 2288 01:50:19.560 --> 01:50:21.760 So do you think do you think Israel has a 2289 01:50:21.880 --> 01:50:24.199 right to defend themselves? 2290 01:50:24.840 --> 01:50:28.279 I think that it's a very confusing confroversation that you're 2291 01:50:28.319 --> 01:50:29.319 being very aggressive. 2292 01:50:31.119 --> 01:50:34.680 Has not been aggressive, but he's literally appear this is 2293 01:50:34.720 --> 01:50:37.199 some guy. Calmody's like, you're a fucking moron. 2294 01:50:38.239 --> 01:50:42.720 If you fucking you fucking knit twit, you tweat piece 2295 01:50:42.800 --> 01:50:43.880 of dog trash. 2296 01:50:44.279 --> 01:50:45.640 I think you're being very mean. 2297 01:50:45.800 --> 01:50:48.600 Explain yourself. You showt to be ashamed of yourself. You 2298 01:50:48.800 --> 01:50:50.960 duff kunt. You should be ashamed of what I'm gonna 2299 01:50:51.000 --> 01:50:51.520 do to your face. 2300 01:50:51.600 --> 01:50:56.560 It a few minutes miles away. 2301 01:50:56.840 --> 01:50:59.399 He's losing his cool and he's it, but he doesn't 2302 01:50:59.439 --> 01:51:01.239 know how to speak in a way that asserts that, 2303 01:51:01.760 --> 01:51:03.319 so he's always speaking in like that. 2304 01:51:03.439 --> 01:51:06.920 Mild man, you're really in danger? Are you really threatening me? 2305 01:51:08.000 --> 01:51:11.279 Magic that you couldn't understand? Peace? I could kill everyone 2306 01:51:11.399 --> 01:51:12.279 that looks similar to you. 2307 01:51:13.399 --> 01:51:19.119 You sound fucking mad. What if I called comedy show? 2308 01:51:19.159 --> 01:51:20.239 It's rapist right now? 2309 01:51:21.359 --> 01:51:25.600 Peers Morgan knows comedy shorts. Gamer defers to him automatically 2310 01:51:25.840 --> 01:51:29.920 in a conversation about hamas we have to go. Yeah, 2311 01:51:31.680 --> 01:51:35.199 Jesus Christ, I read one Man, Black and Keys, Black 2312 01:51:35.239 --> 01:51:39.039 and Keys Glass by paramount the silver Spermer, the silver 2313 01:51:39.960 --> 01:51:42.840 Let's go that that's my Is he right? 2314 01:51:43.000 --> 01:51:46.279 Is so? Is it like? Is he writing a big Spermer? 2315 01:51:46.319 --> 01:51:48.439 Is it like Iceman? Where like how Iceman like creates 2316 01:51:48.479 --> 01:51:51.359 like aig? Is he just jizzing in front of him 2317 01:51:51.399 --> 01:51:52.520 and then riding that way? 2318 01:51:53.279 --> 01:52:00.319 Okay, because that's that's reserved for sperm man. Oh remember 2319 01:52:00.760 --> 01:52:06.399 silver spermers, That silver sperm a giant elongated sperm. 2320 01:52:06.920 --> 01:52:10.880 Of course, yes, and that is so discussed like flying nimbus, 2321 01:52:11.479 --> 01:52:12.159 and he does. 2322 01:52:12.359 --> 01:52:19.119 He does fitting for what spermlas la sperm come actus 2323 01:52:19.560 --> 01:52:20.319 sperm actis. 2324 01:52:21.319 --> 01:52:24.399 We'll work rapidly, that will work. Yeah, I just want 2325 01:52:24.479 --> 01:52:25.960 a row of guys. I want to be on my 2326 01:52:26.039 --> 01:52:28.159 knees because I miss those days. I miss sucking all 2327 01:52:28.199 --> 01:52:32.119 those twinks. I follow one too many porn accounts. No, Kanye, 2328 01:52:32.199 --> 01:52:34.079 don't say that the Jews are not gay Vaughan of 2329 01:52:34.159 --> 01:52:38.159 the Dead. Gotti equals fish g h as in enough 2330 01:52:38.840 --> 01:52:40.560 women and t I is in potion. 2331 01:52:41.199 --> 01:52:49.760 Blats is pretty cool, gently commons all over. 2332 01:52:50.079 --> 01:52:52.359 Gently used anal bead and porium round eyed. 2333 01:52:52.399 --> 01:52:56.079 Asian maximalism is a scam made by Big Big to 2334 01:52:56.239 --> 01:52:57.239 sell more more. 2335 01:52:57.479 --> 01:53:02.520 That's true. Room actually lacked in the Comlactics is just 2336 01:53:02.760 --> 01:53:04.520 is short for lactating. 2337 01:53:04.680 --> 01:53:09.960 Bold and brash, bold and brash more like belongs in 2338 01:53:10.119 --> 01:53:10.560 my ass. 2339 01:53:12.359 --> 01:53:13.760 I forgot that he said that, and then it was 2340 01:53:14.119 --> 01:53:19.039 belongs in my ass. Yeah, says that verbatim. 2341 01:53:21.479 --> 01:53:22.079 Is real bad. 2342 01:53:24.960 --> 01:53:27.520 You're freaking imagine, Oh my god, the new season. He's 2343 01:53:27.600 --> 01:53:30.920 legitimately a Hamma supporter. Yeah, he's actually in Hamas. 2344 01:53:33.680 --> 01:53:36.840 I'm ready to do that bidding already. 2345 01:53:38.800 --> 01:53:41.279 Bob is immortal, so he can do whatever the he wants, 2346 01:53:41.319 --> 01:53:45.520 is given ship. They're putting him to work, and he's 2347 01:53:45.560 --> 01:53:47.960 doing things out of people are like, yeah, yeah, from 2348 01:53:47.960 --> 01:53:51.720 the river tones see was hilarious. 2349 01:53:53.520 --> 01:53:54.119 Hilarious. 2350 01:54:04.640 --> 01:54:08.119 Patrick has seen better days. Patrick, Pat's got a real 2351 01:54:08.239 --> 01:54:10.119 weird nick in his neck and his like his head 2352 01:54:10.199 --> 01:54:11.359 is built in the wrong way. 2353 01:54:13.199 --> 01:54:16.960 Failed him. The VA failed Patrick because he clearly went 2354 01:54:16.960 --> 01:54:19.760 in the middle. Patrick clearly went in the military. There's 2355 01:54:19.840 --> 01:54:23.880 no path for a normal society without without the guaranteed net. 2356 01:54:24.960 --> 01:54:32.079 Oh my god, you hurts my holy ship to pleted 2357 01:54:32.279 --> 01:54:43.199 urandium sponge Sponge. We lost Larry to with I d 2358 01:54:46.560 --> 01:54:51.920 Phallic Baldwin and come a ton huh An. 2359 01:54:51.800 --> 01:54:55.880 Carlton's alter ego in the Phallic Verse, waved guns in 2360 01:54:55.960 --> 01:54:59.479 the finale of Fresh Penis with ball hair hair. Who 2361 01:54:59.600 --> 01:55:02.239 the hell would miss Trump's fat head like that Blair 2362 01:55:02.319 --> 01:55:05.199 White canonically banging Alex Jones Goku walking up to you 2363 01:55:05.319 --> 01:55:07.119 holding you a gun and saying, I need you to 2364 01:55:07.199 --> 01:55:07.880 do me a favor. 2365 01:55:08.239 --> 01:55:11.960 Would you watch that video? What Blair White fucking Alice Jones? 2366 01:55:12.560 --> 01:55:15.800 Yeah, surely I would have to. I'm curious of the mechanics. 2367 01:55:15.920 --> 01:55:16.680 I'd have to see it. 2368 01:55:16.720 --> 01:55:18.319 I'd have to see a moment of it. 2369 01:55:19.720 --> 01:55:23.960 Oh sounds like the poison damage, like poison. 2370 01:55:25.000 --> 01:55:27.840 It is a poison damage to him technically, Alx Jones. 2371 01:55:27.880 --> 01:55:30.800 His head behind, his ankles are well behind. 2372 01:55:31.000 --> 01:55:32.760 He's getting doing trams damage. 2373 01:55:37.199 --> 01:55:41.479 He's saying that as he's getting and he's commentating on 2374 01:55:41.520 --> 01:55:47.600 his own Uh, he's commentating on his own excuse. Ankles 2375 01:55:47.640 --> 01:55:51.520 are being held back by his shoulders. That's how twisted 2376 01:55:51.640 --> 01:55:52.560 up this poor gentleman. 2377 01:55:52.920 --> 01:55:58.520 His feet, his feet are up against his shoulders and 2378 01:55:58.880 --> 01:56:03.960 bent back on his back. He's folded like a beach 2379 01:56:04.079 --> 01:56:09.239 chair and going crazy. Listen, Blair, we can do this, 2380 01:56:09.399 --> 01:56:13.920 but that you're assaulting Bee. Yeah, we gotta. We gotta 2381 01:56:14.800 --> 01:56:18.840 got a great proper down. All right, let me get 2382 01:56:19.239 --> 01:56:21.479 me get a position. No no, no, no, no, no, 2383 01:56:21.800 --> 01:56:24.279 there's no there's no there's no cracking. 2384 01:56:24.800 --> 01:56:26.800 He's just that limber. He's that limber. 2385 01:56:26.880 --> 01:56:31.920 It's no cracking down, No there is. But he's he's fine. 2386 01:56:31.960 --> 01:56:32.359 He's just a. 2387 01:56:33.920 --> 01:56:40.920 Glow sticks. I forgot about that. 2388 01:56:41.279 --> 01:56:46.439 That's how he walks around, just like. In fact, I've 2389 01:56:46.439 --> 01:56:47.760 never seen he walked into the hearing. 2390 01:56:47.880 --> 01:56:50.640 I've never seen you've never seen him walk. I've never 2391 01:56:50.720 --> 01:56:51.399 seen him walk. 2392 01:56:52.560 --> 01:56:54.720 He's always sitting down, so for all you know, he 2393 01:56:54.760 --> 01:56:55.880 could be cracking himself. 2394 01:56:55.960 --> 01:56:56.880 He's like the fucking. 2395 01:56:59.239 --> 01:57:01.279 Like that last Monster and scary stories of telling the 2396 01:57:01.399 --> 01:57:02.279 Dark the Jangly Man. 2397 01:57:03.479 --> 01:57:04.760 All right, that was a good That was a good 2398 01:57:05.119 --> 01:57:08.520 fourteen hour stream, and then good job everyone at fourteen 2399 01:57:08.560 --> 01:57:08.920 hour straight. 2400 01:57:08.960 --> 01:57:11.319 We raised a lot of money for I don't know, 2401 01:57:11.439 --> 01:57:15.239 fucking Alpha Brain raised a lot of money for he says, 2402 01:57:15.319 --> 01:57:15.800 all three. 2403 01:57:15.840 --> 01:57:17.800 We raised a lot of money for I don't know. Uh, 2404 01:57:23.439 --> 01:57:25.840 I don't know, fucking whatever. Raise a lot of money 2405 01:57:25.880 --> 01:57:28.079 for us. I would, well, we'll figure rather need that. 2406 01:57:28.159 --> 01:57:31.840 Maybe Peter Teel or something. I don't know. Hulk Hogan's next. 2407 01:57:33.680 --> 01:57:38.840 Ow ow oh my side actually hurt for laughing. Oh 2408 01:57:38.960 --> 01:57:44.399 my god, alright, be next brother. Fuck Blair White is 2409 01:57:44.439 --> 01:57:47.399 tapped out. It's like, what the fuck? I don't have 2410 01:57:47.560 --> 01:57:50.119 any more in me. Don't don't be a quitter. Don't 2411 01:57:50.159 --> 01:57:52.600 be a quitter. You knit, You fucking be a quitter, 2412 01:57:52.760 --> 01:57:54.159 you transknit. 2413 01:57:54.920 --> 01:57:58.239 Please read these okay, not of time. I can't do 2414 01:57:58.359 --> 01:57:59.000 this anymore. 2415 01:58:04.399 --> 01:58:13.920 I'm out here. He's cracking, Oh my god, like a 2416 01:58:14.039 --> 01:58:19.159 bag of ice in a dryer. Just oh God, just slamming. 2417 01:58:19.479 --> 01:58:24.319 All right, let's see, let's go doctor Cowboy, doctor Cowboy House. 2418 01:58:25.279 --> 01:58:31.760 Ain't that just doctor Ranch, Doctor Ranch, Doctor Red Cowboy House. 2419 01:58:31.760 --> 01:58:33.840 I forgot about the Cowboy house or what are we 2420 01:58:33.880 --> 01:58:37.119 were saying? I totally forgot about Cowboy House too. I'm sorry, 2421 01:58:37.119 --> 01:58:40.920 I'm here, doctor Cowboy. I'm be fucked for fourteenth straight 2422 01:58:40.960 --> 01:58:42.399 hours by Blair White. You might know her. 2423 01:58:43.199 --> 01:58:43.479 I know. 2424 01:58:46.439 --> 01:58:47.399 It's ridiculous. 2425 01:58:47.560 --> 01:58:49.880 I wonder if this will be offensive to them. I 2426 01:58:49.920 --> 01:58:51.399 wonder if they would like actually be like, we're just 2427 01:58:51.479 --> 01:58:52.039 sucking around. 2428 01:58:52.520 --> 01:58:56.399 Yeah, I hope I got a message like, what the 2429 01:58:56.520 --> 01:58:58.560 fuck are you doing? The fuck man? I don't know 2430 01:58:58.720 --> 01:59:02.000 thought I thought we were cool. I I'm sorry, I'm 2431 01:59:03.960 --> 01:59:09.359 I'm sorry. We gotta go. Fimboy Sarah On, Lord of Mordor. 2432 01:59:09.479 --> 01:59:12.920 I transitioned, and now all I want is dick rotating 2433 01:59:13.319 --> 01:59:17.800 Miguel o' harris trans mass pussy in my mind, rotating 2434 01:59:18.640 --> 01:59:24.399 mister Beast didn't take notes about doctor disrespect oops death Jack, 2435 01:59:24.520 --> 01:59:28.279 the world's fastest Maori Lando North, that was wild Orlando 2436 01:59:28.359 --> 01:59:32.119 Norris hate clan member. Fuck Orlando Norris. That that arrogant 2437 01:59:32.239 --> 01:59:34.279 nepo baby British freak. I have no idea. Who is 2438 01:59:35.399 --> 01:59:38.119 no fucking clue, no relevance here in the States. Huh, 2439 01:59:39.199 --> 01:59:46.680 let's ask our British correspondent, Big Meaty Twins Andy the 2440 01:59:46.720 --> 01:59:48.840 man whose handies are now eightier, but not his dandy 2441 01:59:49.119 --> 01:59:51.960 breaking butt starring Walter White parentheses, as in Tom JFK 2442 01:59:52.159 --> 01:59:54.359 was shot in the neck first to destroy his sonachy medallion. 2443 01:59:54.760 --> 02:00:00.119 Keith Smoker rubbing icy hot on my freshly shaved and 2444 02:00:00.319 --> 02:00:01.600 nicked penis and balls. 2445 02:00:02.640 --> 02:00:09.840 Nick Nick, God, damn the worst. H come Rob and 2446 02:00:10.119 --> 02:00:13.640 Big Robin big work. 2447 02:00:18.039 --> 02:00:20.760 So stupid. That is so stupid. But I would watch 2448 02:00:20.800 --> 02:00:23.319 the ship out of that. I would have watched it, man, Rob. 2449 02:00:24.800 --> 02:00:27.960 It's the same shows. It literally is the same show. 2450 02:00:28.119 --> 02:00:28.960 Like what would changed? 2451 02:00:29.880 --> 02:00:32.720 It would just be like mildly more difficult to advertise on. 2452 02:00:32.960 --> 02:00:33.920 Yeah, that's basically. 2453 02:00:35.199 --> 02:00:38.159 I met Roger Clark in my scumbag tea. Oh my god, 2454 02:00:38.279 --> 02:00:40.800 no way, that's awesome. Wow, So he met he met 2455 02:00:40.840 --> 02:00:43.720 the voice of Uh, oh my god. 2456 02:00:43.720 --> 02:00:46.199 Who's that gum? 2457 02:00:47.159 --> 02:00:49.359 Arthur Morgan's voice actor has seen your face seeing you? 2458 02:00:50.119 --> 02:00:54.159 That's crazy, that's damn crazy. Yeah, that black fellow. 2459 02:00:55.439 --> 02:00:59.560 I mean, never mind, let you he thinks everybody is 2460 02:00:59.640 --> 02:01:02.479 Lenny who is Oh my god, would you say John 2461 02:01:02.560 --> 02:01:06.199 has a Western accent? Yes, I think he does, but 2462 02:01:06.359 --> 02:01:09.239 much less so than like what what what else would 2463 02:01:09.279 --> 02:01:15.439 it be? Western? Definitely, But it's like Leary, no, John not. 2464 02:01:15.680 --> 02:01:20.800 That's not off of Oh yeah, it hasn't much lesser 2465 02:01:20.840 --> 02:01:21.359 than of them. 2466 02:01:21.399 --> 02:01:24.319 Do It's not as like, well, I don't fucking know, dude. 2467 02:01:24.560 --> 02:01:28.199 Arthur sees he sees Yao ming and he goes lame, 2468 02:01:30.800 --> 02:01:33.720 you're not what you must be, must be Letty, I 2469 02:01:33.800 --> 02:01:36.399 feel that is so Asian person. 2470 02:01:37.000 --> 02:01:37.760 That's true. 2471 02:01:39.800 --> 02:01:43.640 In like the Civil War. Actually, they're like a handful 2472 02:01:43.680 --> 02:01:45.159 of the like for coast, does the game take a 2473 02:01:45.239 --> 02:01:47.960 place in the West coast right? What the West coast right? 2474 02:01:48.000 --> 02:01:51.600 Which is mostly east? Really mostly East? It's like uh 2475 02:01:51.880 --> 02:01:56.479 uh Blackwater is Texas? Yea? Oh really essentially, like the 2476 02:01:56.560 --> 02:02:00.720 sanity is like what like Louisiana for sure? Kind of well, lie, 2477 02:02:01.239 --> 02:02:05.720 it's it Sandinese is New Orleans. L I forgot what 2478 02:02:05.840 --> 02:02:06.720 the actual states called. 2479 02:02:06.720 --> 02:02:10.920 It's something with an l Losers slay, I forget loser, 2480 02:02:11.000 --> 02:02:17.359 Phil Loser, Gordon loss. 2481 02:02:19.439 --> 02:02:24.159 Spooky Swift and Slimy swinging Schlong, Derek singing she was 2482 02:02:24.199 --> 02:02:29.039 a fast she was a fast machine. The Epstein The 2483 02:02:29.119 --> 02:02:35.680 Epstein List Fantasy shad Man Edition. That's happening, Yeah, seven 2484 02:02:35.840 --> 02:02:38.399 six one six seven six. 2485 02:02:40.399 --> 02:02:41.279 I don't know what that is. 2486 02:02:41.399 --> 02:02:44.359 I mean, whatever social I don't want to do that. 2487 02:02:44.720 --> 02:02:47.720 I mean, it's if it's so poor, what if it's 2488 02:02:47.760 --> 02:02:50.720 this person? Well, I guess that's concerned. Your name is 2489 02:02:50.760 --> 02:02:56.439 your your name? Well, isn't that like fucking elon musk kids? 2490 02:02:56.439 --> 02:02:57.640 They're like this numbers and. 2491 02:02:58.039 --> 02:03:00.239 Your social number? Your number is more part. This is 2492 02:03:00.319 --> 02:03:05.840 my this is my son, this is my son, seventh 2493 02:03:06.000 --> 02:03:06.760 generation room. 2494 02:03:06.840 --> 02:03:09.159 But it's just a long gas. 2495 02:03:13.359 --> 02:03:14.640 I've read a death rapid and sounds like that. 2496 02:03:14.800 --> 02:03:19.079 That guy's not real. That's he's pretending. He's pretending he's 2497 02:03:19.119 --> 02:03:20.039 not real. Does he so? 2498 02:03:20.199 --> 02:03:21.840 Does he feel the beat through vibrations? 2499 02:03:22.319 --> 02:03:24.720 I guess yeah, I guess right. It's not on. It's 2500 02:03:24.760 --> 02:03:28.439 not on at all. It's totally He plays it well enough, 2501 02:03:28.479 --> 02:03:32.560 but there's no shot that guy's actually it's so disrespectful, 2502 02:03:33.159 --> 02:03:36.319 it's so fucking disrespectful. But we got it's pretty funny. 2503 02:03:36.359 --> 02:03:38.479 I got Shapiro's Shapiro moans when he when his Swinger 2504 02:03:38.479 --> 02:03:40.439 grocery the toilet paper, mister pants. The Grinch did nine 2505 02:03:40.439 --> 02:03:42.319 to eleven in a plot to steal all those parents 2506 02:03:42.359 --> 02:03:46.960 from their kids, not bowl over the first sin. An 2507 02:03:47.159 --> 02:03:50.720 optimist sees a glass half full, a pessimist sees a 2508 02:03:50.840 --> 02:03:56.479 mouth watering glass of piss, a cardboard pie, bumba butters, 2509 02:03:56.760 --> 02:04:01.880 dsp outlived, doctor disrespect boogie and by presidency, that's dsp 2510 02:04:02.119 --> 02:04:03.960 is a interesting fellare man. 2511 02:04:04.760 --> 02:04:06.800 He's like a famous loll. 2512 02:04:06.720 --> 02:04:10.760 Cow who is probably the least bad, you know what 2513 02:04:10.800 --> 02:04:12.840 I mean of the grandy Like he's he's like the 2514 02:04:12.880 --> 02:04:15.399 most he's the most electable loll cow. 2515 02:04:15.600 --> 02:04:18.800 He is what did he actually do? He just sucks ass. 2516 02:04:18.880 --> 02:04:21.600 He's an asshole. He's just kind of a jerk. He's 2517 02:04:21.760 --> 02:04:22.720 not self aware. 2518 02:04:22.880 --> 02:04:27.039 And he jerked off on street, which like, I mean whatever, Yeah, 2519 02:04:27.199 --> 02:04:29.520 I'm sure there's so many people that beat off before 2520 02:04:29.560 --> 02:04:31.680 they fucking stream or whatever. They beat off before and 2521 02:04:31.800 --> 02:04:33.960 after back to even do it in front of the 2522 02:04:34.000 --> 02:04:35.359 camera though, that's where he really fucked up. 2523 02:04:35.399 --> 02:04:39.079 I'm like, dude, just wild, Like sitting up. 2524 02:04:39.039 --> 02:04:40.760 With the chair on your work chair is. 2525 02:04:41.079 --> 02:04:45.279 Amazing, amazing, Like the Christian his fucking. 2526 02:04:46.560 --> 02:04:48.319 Jeffrey Tuban. They got to see an n guy who 2527 02:04:48.319 --> 02:04:50.119 got caught like jerking off on a zoom call. 2528 02:04:50.199 --> 02:04:53.399 You remember that, yes, which is I just I don't 2529 02:04:53.479 --> 02:04:56.520 understand people like I don't understand it's so easy to 2530 02:04:56.600 --> 02:04:58.000 not get caught doing wild ship. 2531 02:04:58.720 --> 02:05:00.239 He saw the word zoom and he was like, I gotta. 2532 02:05:03.880 --> 02:05:08.199 Spumpa fetter's jolly old dipshit basted and boogie pilled. 2533 02:05:09.760 --> 02:05:10.960 Stupid that does not exist. 2534 02:05:11.279 --> 02:05:15.039 Dumb as f boogie pilled is crazy made I load 2535 02:05:15.119 --> 02:05:18.520 dripping splattered cipherograph bag maxing. 2536 02:05:19.199 --> 02:05:22.039 The coal train runs on whole grain baby? 2537 02:05:24.880 --> 02:05:25.720 Oh you got you. 2538 02:05:25.840 --> 02:05:28.960 Read it fucking stupid, because wasn't the last time I 2539 02:05:29.039 --> 02:05:31.279 was like you he runs on a whole grain baby? 2540 02:05:31.439 --> 02:05:34.239 Is that what you thought? I think that's what we 2541 02:05:34.359 --> 02:05:40.920 were saying, we baby, But he's just saying whole grain baby, baby. Whoa, 2542 02:05:42.239 --> 02:05:44.239 I think I'm gonna I'm gonna interpret that as a 2543 02:05:44.359 --> 02:05:46.920 whole grain baby. I was totally remembering it being a 2544 02:05:46.960 --> 02:05:51.800 whole grain baby, like he's eating. Yeah, totally, he was 2545 02:05:51.840 --> 02:05:53.399 like eating, Yeah, that's right. 2546 02:05:54.159 --> 02:05:56.840 Snake saves the kids from the transgender featuring a revolver 2547 02:05:56.880 --> 02:05:58.479 written house and the bud lighte factor. I'll just read 2548 02:05:58.479 --> 02:05:59.039 through the rest of these. 2549 02:05:59.079 --> 02:06:04.840 I guess punch boh, holy Moly, moonlight, Gray four f fifty, 2550 02:06:04.920 --> 02:06:08.560 Eli Frost, Martian Manfucker sonic O Dix, gotta fuck my ask, 2551 02:06:08.840 --> 02:06:19.119 gotta askta as Lily's asparagus drinking piste dealer, Uh Smidgie 2552 02:06:19.159 --> 02:06:21.920 the kid the e m T forcibly administering estrogen to 2553 02:06:22.000 --> 02:06:24.960 old men, coming in a book and slamming it shut 2554 02:06:25.039 --> 02:06:25.359 for fun. 2555 02:06:26.800 --> 02:06:34.960 You come in this book or coping boy book sorts. 2556 02:06:35.079 --> 02:06:35.880 Gaber here. 2557 02:06:38.079 --> 02:06:41.720 Help me, I'm stuck in them. Well nword got a 2558 02:06:41.880 --> 02:06:46.960 hard scope hit marker on Trump. Uh burt me daddy. 2559 02:06:47.479 --> 02:06:49.239 Uh she pippedgan on my Pippo coming in the name 2560 02:06:49.279 --> 02:06:53.039 of Trump voice. I shot my vans full of doodoo feces. 2561 02:06:54.920 --> 02:06:56.279 I can't believe Michael Jackson said that. 2562 02:06:56.760 --> 02:06:59.920 No way, I'm hanging out with a couple of goods, 2563 02:07:01.760 --> 02:07:04.399 insisting that Brile is the stand of guy trill Nye, 2564 02:07:04.520 --> 02:07:05.479 the south Side guy. 2565 02:07:06.560 --> 02:07:09.239 Uh, just the hard art true. 2566 02:07:10.960 --> 02:07:12.279 What was that thinking that we had where. 2567 02:07:12.079 --> 02:07:14.239 It's like if Bill Night wasn't the science guy, but 2568 02:07:14.319 --> 02:07:16.000 he just but he had a show and he. 2569 02:07:16.079 --> 02:07:26.920 Was just like Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Show. It's 2570 02:07:27.000 --> 02:07:29.479 just a show about Bill Bill. 2571 02:07:29.840 --> 02:07:32.079 It's like it's like French is like fresh print of gay. 2572 02:07:33.399 --> 02:07:35.039 What the fresh print of gay? 2573 02:07:35.399 --> 02:07:35.640 Friend. 2574 02:07:36.159 --> 02:07:39.319 Let's move on. I fall asleep to N word compilations, 2575 02:07:39.439 --> 02:07:42.319 I show speed joined the I r a West Philadelphia, 2576 02:07:45.119 --> 02:07:49.600 My gaze Max Gay shoot some gay outside the g 2577 02:07:50.039 --> 02:07:52.920 A couple of gaysing know gay, Sorry to make your gay. 2578 02:07:53.920 --> 02:07:57.960 I got gay gay gay gay, get a gay, get 2579 02:07:58.000 --> 02:08:03.479 gay the gay. And he said that I was gay with. 2580 02:08:05.439 --> 02:08:11.119 Exposing people with likes not even to quote Colin, I'm 2581 02:08:11.159 --> 02:08:16.399 sad and gay. It's your boy, Shawn having we do 2582 02:08:16.520 --> 02:08:21.760 like a really impression that, having read the Garfield name 2583 02:08:22.199 --> 02:08:26.319 the equivalent of the planets aligning, hook up my car 2584 02:08:26.439 --> 02:08:28.560 battery to a dead hooker's clip bling and nos ring, 2585 02:08:28.720 --> 02:08:31.760 call her Frankenstein's whrror. Sell her on the eBay for 2586 02:08:31.880 --> 02:08:35.479 a neat five three x O learning Biden dropping out 2587 02:08:35.479 --> 02:08:37.840 of the race due to a twitch push notification. 2588 02:08:39.319 --> 02:08:40.439 George Lucas. 2589 02:08:41.960 --> 02:08:44.800 George Lucas using the force to turn Trump's head at 2590 02:08:44.840 --> 02:08:48.039 the last second because he wants he wasn't in a convertible, 2591 02:08:48.079 --> 02:08:49.239 so it didn't rhyme. 2592 02:08:49.279 --> 02:08:51.000 So he didn't didn't he didn't rhyme. 2593 02:08:51.039 --> 02:08:53.920 He wasn't in a car, so heed, I'm glad he 2594 02:08:54.000 --> 02:08:56.960 killed trumpet. He needs he needs to be in he 2595 02:08:57.039 --> 02:08:57.840 needs to be in a car. 2596 02:08:58.880 --> 02:09:00.760 There's nothing riskmic about, nothing worth making. 2597 02:09:00.800 --> 02:09:05.479 There's simply nothing rhythmic about it doesn't rhyme doesn't. It 2598 02:09:05.520 --> 02:09:09.039 doesn't rhyme doesn't run cutting. 2599 02:09:09.920 --> 02:09:12.720 Anymore, rolling SpongeBob up and using him as a flashlight 2600 02:09:12.720 --> 02:09:14.720 and dumbing him in what's left of the chum bucket 2601 02:09:15.039 --> 02:09:18.359 slurp and stroke and smoking joking emoticon's going like this, Uh, 2602 02:09:18.720 --> 02:09:20.159 drip by h Lord of homeless drip. 2603 02:09:20.560 --> 02:09:20.680 Uh. 2604 02:09:21.039 --> 02:09:25.199 There was a dentist practicing medicine in Circleville, Ohio for 2605 02:09:25.319 --> 02:09:27.079 nearly forty years named doctor Gay Hiller. 2606 02:09:27.079 --> 02:09:27.800 Broke it up? I did. 2607 02:09:28.000 --> 02:09:31.880 Yeah, it is true. He died in forty eight. I'll 2608 02:09:31.920 --> 02:09:33.199 never forget that. I always remember that. 2609 02:09:33.199 --> 02:09:33.720 I remember that. 2610 02:09:33.840 --> 02:09:35.520 I always remember that doctor Gay Hitler. 2611 02:09:35.319 --> 02:09:37.920 Died in forty eight. If you were going to google 2612 02:09:37.960 --> 02:09:39.880 that and see that it's true and be concerned and confused, 2613 02:09:41.239 --> 02:09:45.680 I know, uh, seal kfar, But did you know the 2614 02:09:45.760 --> 02:09:47.760 men I blow make my ass become wide and the 2615 02:09:47.840 --> 02:09:48.760 gerbil inside can. 2616 02:09:48.680 --> 02:09:52.720 Be seen, the durbil inside. That was a weird meme 2617 02:09:52.840 --> 02:09:54.920 at the time is that like everybody had a gerbil 2618 02:09:54.960 --> 02:09:55.840 in there as you remember that? 2619 02:09:56.159 --> 02:09:57.119 Yeah, that was a thing. 2620 02:09:57.199 --> 02:09:58.600 What was that that was? 2621 02:09:58.760 --> 02:09:59.720 Because like what was that? 2622 02:09:59.800 --> 02:10:02.199 The Derek might remember this better because we were like 2623 02:10:02.279 --> 02:10:04.439 a lot younger when that story broke, so like we 2624 02:10:04.560 --> 02:10:05.279 weren't paying a time. 2625 02:10:06.199 --> 02:10:06.960 We know, the South Park. 2626 02:10:07.000 --> 02:10:08.319 But that was a reference to something. 2627 02:10:10.279 --> 02:10:13.359 Rumor. I can't remember which which actor it was. It 2628 02:10:13.439 --> 02:10:14.520 was rich A Gear I think was it? 2629 02:10:15.920 --> 02:10:18.680 I think that we're talking about, which is insane, but yeah, 2630 02:10:18.760 --> 02:10:23.319 probably completely fucking false because why would anyone Why would 2631 02:10:23.439 --> 02:10:25.880 Richard Gyear do that? Why would any actor? Why would 2632 02:10:25.920 --> 02:10:26.880 anyone do that? 2633 02:10:27.239 --> 02:10:31.319 Right? Right? I mean there, Yeah, that was gonna say there. 2634 02:10:31.439 --> 02:10:33.479 I was just watching a you know what popped up 2635 02:10:33.479 --> 02:10:37.439 America mens Watch Mojo. I haven't seen those in ages, 2636 02:10:37.880 --> 02:10:41.279 you're telling me Watch mojor showed up and it was like, oh, 2637 02:10:41.840 --> 02:10:44.600 evil musicians that tank their band or whatever. Yeah, and 2638 02:10:44.720 --> 02:10:46.520 so of course the face of it was that guy 2639 02:10:46.560 --> 02:10:50.000 from Lost Prophets. You remember what that guy did? Oh yeah, 2640 02:10:50.039 --> 02:10:55.439 Lost Yacht. He fucked babies, He literally fucked babies. Yeah, 2641 02:10:55.800 --> 02:10:57.239 it made my twitch is saying. 2642 02:10:57.039 --> 02:10:58.960 That, Yeah, really dark shit. 2643 02:10:59.520 --> 02:11:02.079 The lea to that British band that were terrible, but 2644 02:11:02.159 --> 02:11:04.960 they were blowing up and yeah, it came out that 2645 02:11:05.079 --> 02:11:09.439 he loves all the spectrum of miners. Yeah, and there's 2646 02:11:09.479 --> 02:11:11.920 a video I guess that exists of him smashing an 2647 02:11:12.000 --> 02:11:16.279 infant apparently, yeah, apparently. And I was pretty it's pretty 2648 02:11:16.359 --> 02:11:18.600 rough the watch Mojo because I put it on like 2649 02:11:18.640 --> 02:11:20.359 an idiot. I watched it because I'm like, why not 2650 02:11:20.960 --> 02:11:22.960 you have to hear that lady like talk about it 2651 02:11:23.000 --> 02:11:25.479 in like the It wasn't her, it was some old fuck. 2652 02:11:25.560 --> 02:11:27.319 I was like, is this guy what? Then showed in 2653 02:11:27.399 --> 02:11:29.840 the corner who was narrating it was some fucking old guy. 2654 02:11:30.199 --> 02:11:31.560 I was like, who is this guy? Do you think 2655 02:11:31.600 --> 02:11:33.680 she left? If she did, I'm like, why is that 2656 02:11:33.800 --> 02:11:39.359 channel report like that? I think she's getting fucking railed 2657 02:11:39.399 --> 02:11:40.720 by comedy stza. 2658 02:11:41.239 --> 02:11:43.039 Well here's the thing about her. It's like her voice 2659 02:11:43.079 --> 02:11:44.960 is on. I like, I think it's hot for I 2660 02:11:45.000 --> 02:11:47.000 don't know what it is. I think she's in she's 2661 02:11:47.039 --> 02:11:48.720 an attractive way. I've never seen what she looks like. 2662 02:11:48.800 --> 02:11:51.159 She probably attractive. Oh you've seen her? 2663 02:11:51.199 --> 02:11:53.119 Oh yeah, cause it was that scene with Tom Hollins. 2664 02:11:53.640 --> 02:11:56.279 Oh my god, I love watched marriage I'm a fucking zoomer. 2665 02:11:56.520 --> 02:11:59.239 Oh he's not. Is he a zoomer? I think he's 2666 02:11:59.239 --> 02:12:00.960 taking to the zoomer. I have no idea. 2667 02:12:01.239 --> 02:12:04.239 Yeah, he's he must be, because I'm we're at the 2668 02:12:04.359 --> 02:12:06.319 very end of the very end of millennial and he's 2669 02:12:06.399 --> 02:12:07.479 significantly younger than us. 2670 02:12:07.680 --> 02:12:11.319 Significantly, he's like forty years younger than us. That's impossible. 2671 02:12:11.479 --> 02:12:15.439 I mean, he's on ten. Why did we skip? Why 2672 02:12:16.119 --> 02:12:18.760 did we skip? Why? Who's why? What do you mean? 2673 02:12:18.840 --> 02:12:18.960 Why? 2674 02:12:19.079 --> 02:12:19.319 Wait? 2675 02:12:19.319 --> 02:12:21.079 Where? Why we're why? What am I saying? Sorry? Why 2676 02:12:21.119 --> 02:12:22.680 do you ask? I'm an idiot? Never mind? Never mind? 2677 02:12:22.680 --> 02:12:23.680 I'm an idiot, that's it. 2678 02:12:24.039 --> 02:12:25.079 Why are you asking about? 2679 02:12:25.119 --> 02:12:29.880 Why? The fucking generations? Like there's X and then millennials, 2680 02:12:30.039 --> 02:12:31.479 we're why millennials are? Why? 2681 02:12:32.199 --> 02:12:32.359 Why? 2682 02:12:33.079 --> 02:12:35.800 I'm gonna kill you? I got to kill you dead. 2683 02:12:36.079 --> 02:12:38.960 I think zoomer starts six. 2684 02:12:41.399 --> 02:12:42.640 I have no fucking idea. 2685 02:12:42.760 --> 02:12:45.319 Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, you're right. Yeah, Lily is technically 2686 02:12:45.319 --> 02:12:45.760 one as well. 2687 02:12:45.880 --> 02:12:50.199 I thought, whatever, he's technically a zoomer. Technically yes, that 2688 02:12:50.359 --> 02:12:54.880 makes you what are you a fucking two years younger 2689 02:12:54.960 --> 02:12:58.039 than me? I don't know, I don't know about everybody 2690 02:12:58.119 --> 02:13:01.399 looking there? Sure all zoomers are in high school. Last 2691 02:13:01.439 --> 02:13:06.199 time I checked? How many years ago? Did you check? Many? 2692 02:13:06.279 --> 02:13:06.439 Many? 2693 02:13:06.760 --> 02:13:10.720 Maybe eleven eleven years ago? As far as I'm concerned, 2694 02:13:10.760 --> 02:13:14.039 that that's cannon in my head. So you're a pervert. 2695 02:13:14.159 --> 02:13:19.640 Your girlfriend one day younger than you, kill him, ripper's 2696 02:13:19.680 --> 02:13:23.119 legs off, showing his neckd eat him, fucking kill him 2697 02:13:23.119 --> 02:13:24.840 maybe or possibly. 2698 02:13:24.920 --> 02:13:29.079 Sick kremlin de gremlin you want to blow me. 2699 02:13:31.159 --> 02:13:32.920 Up? Don't care to comedy shorts. 2700 02:13:33.159 --> 02:13:35.880 We went out of the house this weekend. This weekend. 2701 02:13:36.880 --> 02:13:37.800 Why you didn't talk about this? 2702 02:13:37.880 --> 02:13:39.520 Why didn't you mention this? Because it was so mundane, 2703 02:13:39.560 --> 02:13:42.079 But I remember that it happened. Why it came to 2704 02:13:42.159 --> 02:13:44.960 our house because of the fact that Ziggi ordered cookies right, 2705 02:13:45.600 --> 02:13:47.920 And what happened is another person she for some reason, 2706 02:13:48.079 --> 02:13:49.640 the guy that she ordered cookies for the first time 2707 02:13:49.640 --> 02:13:51.720 I got delivered, but then for some reason they ordered 2708 02:13:51.720 --> 02:13:53.920 another set of them. God order the second set of 2709 02:13:53.960 --> 02:13:57.159 cookies got his car stolen immediately after he went and 2710 02:13:57.239 --> 02:13:59.920 dropped off the cookies, so they thought he might have 2711 02:14:00.000 --> 02:14:00.560 thought it might have. 2712 02:14:00.560 --> 02:14:03.319 Been us doing it. He left his fucking car running. 2713 02:14:03.960 --> 02:14:05.399 He took like maybe four steps. 2714 02:14:06.920 --> 02:14:10.520 That's the craziest car. That carjacking I've ever heard of 2715 02:14:10.640 --> 02:14:13.720 do that. I've had many opportunities to do that. I 2716 02:14:13.880 --> 02:14:16.279 just don't do it because I'm sure the gas stations 2717 02:14:16.359 --> 02:14:18.079 car jackins is like the easiest thing is people a 2718 02:14:18.119 --> 02:14:19.960 lot of times just leave their keys in the enigen. 2719 02:14:20.399 --> 02:14:22.119 But yeah, that guy lost this guy's car stole and 2720 02:14:22.159 --> 02:14:24.359 then they called the cops. They came to our house 2721 02:14:24.399 --> 02:14:27.600 and we were like playing fucking I's some stupid game, 2722 02:14:27.920 --> 02:14:29.199 was like Sucret Hitler or something like that. 2723 02:14:30.399 --> 02:14:33.840 I thought Hitler was in there. Dude, like all thought it, 2724 02:14:33.920 --> 02:14:34.840 what's going on here? 2725 02:14:35.960 --> 02:14:38.520 That's crazy? But the cop came in and I was like, oh, man, 2726 02:14:38.560 --> 02:14:40.520 I was about to go bring my katanaut to play 2727 02:14:40.560 --> 02:14:42.520 with him. I would He would have walked in and 2728 02:14:42.920 --> 02:14:44.319 killed me immediately. 2729 02:14:44.399 --> 02:14:47.000 Kill he heard about that chick with Then that got 2730 02:14:47.039 --> 02:14:50.760 fucking blasted. Yeah Katana, they would have sicked. They would 2731 02:14:50.760 --> 02:14:53.840 have brought swatted. Even what I'm hearing is that we 2732 02:14:54.359 --> 02:14:56.039 Derek and I lost out on a pay raise. 2733 02:14:57.520 --> 02:14:57.800 Damn. 2734 02:14:58.680 --> 02:15:01.520 Yeah, I guess that's that's what you guys get from it. 2735 02:15:02.760 --> 02:15:04.520 You didn't die, man, I would like to make a 2736 02:15:04.560 --> 02:15:09.000 few thousand dollars more man, I'm gonna call swat. I'm gonna, 2737 02:15:09.000 --> 02:15:09.520 I'm gonna. 2738 02:15:09.520 --> 02:15:13.399 You're gonna have these swatted. You get paid. That is 2739 02:15:13.880 --> 02:15:15.439 so evil. 2740 02:15:16.800 --> 02:15:18.479 That lady with the fucking water was crazy, Like I 2741 02:15:18.520 --> 02:15:22.159 couldn't believe I could believe that. That definitely Mary, It's 2742 02:15:22.199 --> 02:15:27.079 pretty It was, Yeah, I don't know, I'm yeah depressing. 2743 02:15:27.159 --> 02:15:27.880 It's exhausting. 2744 02:15:29.159 --> 02:15:32.159 And the fucking guy's attitude hold on trying to like 2745 02:15:32.600 --> 02:15:35.359 that bitch was crazy and it's like, no, dude, you're 2746 02:15:35.439 --> 02:15:39.520 a psycho path. Yeah, yeah, you're a cycle. The only 2747 02:15:39.560 --> 02:15:40.279 thing that feels weird. 2748 02:15:40.399 --> 02:15:42.920 It was like if I gotta be real, Like hearing 2749 02:15:42.960 --> 02:15:45.760 people say religious things freaks me the fuck out, but 2750 02:15:45.920 --> 02:15:49.640 like you have a gun, you're not really And she 2751 02:15:49.800 --> 02:15:52.279 was saying to rebuke you, that's kind of a crazy 2752 02:15:52.319 --> 02:15:54.960 that's like a dark souls thing to hear, and that's weird. 2753 02:15:55.960 --> 02:16:00.439 She was absolutely undred percent was well, they're not trained 2754 02:16:00.439 --> 02:16:03.239 probably to deal with and that's kind of been like 2755 02:16:03.239 --> 02:16:07.640 a real yeah she was, yeah, but undeniably. She literally 2756 02:16:07.760 --> 02:16:12.800 said I'm sorry, right, yeah, put the pot down and 2757 02:16:12.880 --> 02:16:13.960 then got killed for that. 2758 02:16:14.239 --> 02:16:18.680 He was also and then at first nowhere near her. Yeah, 2759 02:16:18.880 --> 02:16:20.960 Like that whole thing was fun by the time the 2760 02:16:21.079 --> 02:16:23.600 water even traveled. If let's say, for example, if let's 2761 02:16:23.600 --> 02:16:25.319 say he stayed where he was the whole time and 2762 02:16:25.479 --> 02:16:27.560 she threw the water, by the time it traveled him, 2763 02:16:28.239 --> 02:16:31.119 it would hurt, but it wouldn't be an immediate third 2764 02:16:31.640 --> 02:16:34.959 degree burned just because of how far the water would 2765 02:16:34.959 --> 02:16:36.799 have to because like that's how far he was at first. 2766 02:16:36.840 --> 02:16:39.719 I'm just saying if he never moved. But but the idea, 2767 02:16:39.799 --> 02:16:41.639 it's the whole idea is just reit tarted, it's whole. 2768 02:16:42.000 --> 02:16:45.440 That's why he's charged for murder charge at least because 2769 02:16:45.440 --> 02:16:48.440 it's like obvious, like yeah, I remember, and I remember 2770 02:16:48.479 --> 02:16:49.000 hearing the video. 2771 02:16:49.000 --> 02:16:50.440 I'd be like, oh, like you're moving away from my 2772 02:16:50.440 --> 02:16:53.639 steaming bots, like steaming away, walking away from my steaming water. 2773 02:16:53.680 --> 02:16:54.760 It's like, yeah, it's like I rebuke you in the 2774 02:16:54.879 --> 02:16:57.399 name of Jesus. That is kind of a crazy thing. 2775 02:16:57.520 --> 02:16:58.239 It is kind of cool. 2776 02:16:58.280 --> 02:17:00.399 But then immediately to be like I'm gonna to shoot 2777 02:17:00.440 --> 02:17:03.079 you in the face, that is so unnecessary. 2778 02:17:03.600 --> 02:17:07.600 Just avoided PTSD cop that that's all they are, you'ren Royds. 2779 02:17:07.719 --> 02:17:10.760 And they all saw like one thousand kids get blown 2780 02:17:10.799 --> 02:17:14.000 up in Afghanistan and they're like, hey, please be a cop. 2781 02:17:14.159 --> 02:17:15.920 That's just it seems like that's the thing, Like, hey, 2782 02:17:16.000 --> 02:17:18.200 you just came back and the we're not going to 2783 02:17:18.239 --> 02:17:20.319 give you benefits in the vas, but we can at 2784 02:17:20.360 --> 02:17:23.840 least give you a cop position. And he's like okay, 2785 02:17:24.719 --> 02:17:26.639 and then you just start shooting everything and then starts 2786 02:17:26.680 --> 02:17:29.079 crying and sweating when he wakes up from a nightmare. 2787 02:17:29.559 --> 02:17:32.120 And that's what every single cop in America is. There 2788 02:17:32.159 --> 02:17:36.399 isn't one normal cop. I guarantee it really that ship. 2789 02:17:36.479 --> 02:17:38.319 I don't know that thing I'm talking about thing really 2790 02:17:38.479 --> 02:17:42.000 giving my family members in the police state. They all 2791 02:17:42.120 --> 02:17:45.000 went to Afghanistan and saw one thousand children meet blowing 2792 02:17:45.040 --> 02:17:45.399 to pieces. 2793 02:17:45.719 --> 02:17:48.559 All the ones actually the ones that became cops are 2794 02:17:48.559 --> 02:17:50.520 actually one queer lft. 2795 02:17:50.840 --> 02:17:55.000 Oh. By the way, so you had uh niver and 2796 02:17:55.120 --> 02:17:57.399 you didn't You didn't call us dare. 2797 02:17:59.159 --> 02:18:00.479 To house every weekend? 2798 02:18:01.239 --> 02:18:01.799 Not this time? 2799 02:18:02.399 --> 02:18:05.399 Yes, I did. I invite you over every weekend. 2800 02:18:05.520 --> 02:18:08.319 No you didn't. We if so, if I opened my phone, 2801 02:18:08.319 --> 02:18:10.360 they're gonna be hey Nikki, no, no, no, no, no no. 2802 02:18:10.879 --> 02:18:13.399 Every time I leave, I'm like, yo, we're hanging out 2803 02:18:13.440 --> 02:18:14.399 this weekend. Swing by. 2804 02:18:16.319 --> 02:18:18.920 You know what happened this time. Lyle hit me up 2805 02:18:18.920 --> 02:18:20.239 and he was like and I was like, yeah, I 2806 02:18:20.319 --> 02:18:23.559 think uh, Kingston said that you're all gonna like, uh 2807 02:18:24.120 --> 02:18:26.319 he mentioned you, I said, Kingston mentioned your name and 2808 02:18:26.360 --> 02:18:28.760 stuff like that, and I hadn't heard ship. I was supposed. 2809 02:18:28.760 --> 02:18:29.520 So what happened to this? Right? 2810 02:18:29.520 --> 02:18:31.719 We had a plan to hang out this weekend? Literally? Right? 2811 02:18:31.879 --> 02:18:32.040 Yeah? 2812 02:18:32.159 --> 02:18:34.079 What happened is that both Ben and a Mean were 2813 02:18:34.079 --> 02:18:34.479 at EVO. 2814 02:18:35.239 --> 02:18:36.280 Of course they were. He didn't. 2815 02:18:36.280 --> 02:18:38.079 We didn't know the information. We knew Evil they were 2816 02:18:38.079 --> 02:18:40.120 going where we forgot. It was just got that weekend, 2817 02:18:40.520 --> 02:18:42.879 which fucking sucked super bad because I wanted to go 2818 02:18:42.959 --> 02:18:44.879 with them. Of course next year, but I was it's 2819 02:18:44.879 --> 02:18:48.520 always next year. From there's a series of like Comic Con. 2820 02:18:48.639 --> 02:18:50.319 Evil is always next year, next year, next year. I 2821 02:18:50.399 --> 02:18:51.760 know you mean next time this book your tickets and 2822 02:18:51.799 --> 02:18:54.000 there's no excuse anymore because I'm not like not getting 2823 02:18:54.000 --> 02:18:55.639 paid enough to be able to put money aside to go. 2824 02:18:55.920 --> 02:18:57.719 Book your tickets in advance and then you you'll go. 2825 02:18:58.000 --> 02:18:59.520 So I don't want to go to Vegas, but also 2826 02:18:59.639 --> 02:19:01.879 like I have to be at EVA eventually because this 2827 02:19:02.000 --> 02:19:03.600 year was Black Excellence. I wasn't there for that, and 2828 02:19:03.639 --> 02:19:04.479 it makes me really upset. 2829 02:19:04.559 --> 02:19:07.079 Yeah, well you're not mean. Of course they wouldn't let you. 2830 02:19:07.120 --> 02:19:08.559 Where would you have fit in there? 2831 02:19:11.840 --> 02:19:12.639 Black excellence? 2832 02:19:12.719 --> 02:19:15.680 Anyway, this nigga could easily be like, oh, hey, you 2833 02:19:15.760 --> 02:19:18.360 know you know niggi that that lives like like over 2834 02:19:18.440 --> 02:19:20.840 an hour away, so they're not here all the time. 2835 02:19:20.879 --> 02:19:22.079 They are actually here all the time. 2836 02:19:22.159 --> 02:19:22.959 Well it is kind of crazy. 2837 02:19:23.799 --> 02:19:26.719 We hear enough, but we hang out very often. 2838 02:19:27.000 --> 02:19:28.719 Yeah, and then like you know, kids and can be 2839 02:19:28.799 --> 02:19:31.399 like because I'm sure he did tell the I'm sure 2840 02:19:31.440 --> 02:19:33.760 he did it to other people like oh hey, yo 2841 02:19:33.799 --> 02:19:35.239 and yo, so and so is here, like you come 2842 02:19:35.280 --> 02:19:36.399 through and they're like, okay, no. 2843 02:19:36.559 --> 02:19:40.799 It's literally not you know, you know what the big 2844 02:19:40.840 --> 02:19:42.600 problem is the big promise. We have a whole group 2845 02:19:42.680 --> 02:19:44.239 tat of people we hang out all the time and 2846 02:19:44.360 --> 02:19:46.559 all of our friends are in right, and you're not 2847 02:19:46.639 --> 02:19:47.040 a part of it. 2848 02:19:47.120 --> 02:19:48.200 So I have to put you into it. 2849 02:19:48.959 --> 02:19:51.760 But here's the thing about that even that is that 2850 02:19:51.959 --> 02:19:53.360 isn't a coherent place either. 2851 02:19:53.360 --> 02:19:57.600 It's insane. So there's no it's just bullshitting it. It's 2852 02:19:57.639 --> 02:19:59.559 like here's you can say. 2853 02:19:59.639 --> 02:20:01.840 You can say like, oh, you have like a verbal 2854 02:20:01.920 --> 02:20:04.479 invite to something that's happening on the day, but like 2855 02:20:04.639 --> 02:20:07.920 things change day to day, so there needs to be 2856 02:20:08.079 --> 02:20:10.200 like a generous like hey, you're coming through or like 2857 02:20:10.319 --> 02:20:13.639 something like that, because things change and no one's gonna 2858 02:20:13.840 --> 02:20:15.319 it's just bad at it gets to show up. 2859 02:20:15.760 --> 02:20:19.639 I don't without knowing. I understand. Yeah, But to be fair, 2860 02:20:19.920 --> 02:20:22.280 there are many times you did give me enough warning 2861 02:20:22.319 --> 02:20:24.440 of something and I just was like setting up the 2862 02:20:24.440 --> 02:20:26.120 apartment everything and all that. I didn't want to do anything. 2863 02:20:26.479 --> 02:20:29.040 So there were other times that like you did give 2864 02:20:29.120 --> 02:20:31.360 me like, oh, we're definitely doing something, but I just 2865 02:20:31.680 --> 02:20:33.600 was like not going to do it this time. I 2866 02:20:33.719 --> 02:20:41.239 was actually like curious, and I know the wait was Monica, 2867 02:20:41.319 --> 02:20:45.319 there isn't there was a very like I was Monica, 2868 02:20:45.360 --> 02:20:53.639 there was we did crazy whatever. 2869 02:20:53.920 --> 02:20:56.319 You guys don't know, we don't know what this is. 2870 02:20:57.040 --> 02:20:59.600 This is so annoying. I bet they probably look at 2871 02:20:59.639 --> 02:21:01.879 their dude. Come on, you know there's some people like, oh, 2872 02:21:02.280 --> 02:21:03.719 I'm getting a little window into. 2873 02:21:03.520 --> 02:21:05.079 Their lives, a little. 2874 02:21:07.760 --> 02:21:12.239 Write all this down so I can kill them. I 2875 02:21:12.399 --> 02:21:17.559 triangulated their exact his face. I'm gonna mail the man thracks. 2876 02:21:17.639 --> 02:21:20.399 That face you made when you were fucking copy jay. 2877 02:21:20.479 --> 02:21:24.120 Let that face is going to be a little. 2878 02:21:26.959 --> 02:21:30.360 Stupid, fucking chip. I can fucking cut through Diamond. 2879 02:21:30.520 --> 02:21:33.360 I want I want someone to reach deep under his 2880 02:21:33.479 --> 02:21:36.959 fucking boat and split his face open like a can't. 2881 02:21:37.079 --> 02:21:40.479 That's just a storage unit. That's where he keeps keeps 2882 02:21:40.520 --> 02:21:49.799 his cars. This is my little garage. It's a verberating pot. 2883 02:21:50.280 --> 02:21:52.280 It open, has a ramp like a Harrier jet. 2884 02:21:52.360 --> 02:21:59.719 It's just that's crazy, like Pellican wild doctor doctor Wagele. 2885 02:22:00.719 --> 02:22:03.040 No, don't stuck my balls, Mike, I need to come Arthur. 2886 02:22:03.120 --> 02:22:07.479 No doudge my willgain on us uh fence shitter. Listen 2887 02:22:07.559 --> 02:22:09.200 to hit My spot By. You're pretty hands on. One 2888 02:22:09.200 --> 02:22:10.479 of the best original gay songs I've ever heard of 2889 02:22:10.479 --> 02:22:13.799 my life, pe Penie Brothers, Game Presents, Seinfeld Versus Always 2890 02:22:13.799 --> 02:22:16.639 Sonny two, New Menium of the Nightman, and Last Page. 2891 02:22:16.680 --> 02:22:18.280 We're gonna roll through these real quick. Yep. 2892 02:22:19.120 --> 02:22:20.319 You gotta pay the troll so hold to get the 2893 02:22:20.319 --> 02:22:22.639 boys whole Gate six Solid Snake tweeting about how the 2894 02:22:22.680 --> 02:22:24.959 woke mob is finally has taken over the military because 2895 02:22:24.959 --> 02:22:26.639 you can't say slurs anymore. 2896 02:22:26.879 --> 02:22:31.280 Peepee dudes naming birds be like Booby Nipplejoina Slapper. 2897 02:22:33.159 --> 02:22:35.639 Maybe Blair White blocked you from being offended by no 2898 02:22:35.719 --> 02:22:37.879 Snarks Tank Invite. I bet CON's going to block you next. 2899 02:22:38.600 --> 02:22:42.200 Uh Tarzan defanging a snake and using it as a 2900 02:22:42.239 --> 02:22:44.760 pocket pussy. I really hate how much your fucking Scooby 2901 02:22:44.799 --> 02:22:47.799 Doobi has made me laugh. God damn it, me be fishing. 2902 02:22:49.920 --> 02:22:51.319 It was like a suspicious Scooby doo. 2903 02:22:51.879 --> 02:22:59.639 Scooby Doobi. Scooby Doobies is a fucking Booby. When are you? 2904 02:23:00.280 --> 02:23:00.840 Why are you? 2905 02:23:02.159 --> 02:23:04.360 And his and his intel and his really well read 2906 02:23:04.399 --> 02:23:08.719 brother and what was it? It was Editooby do edge 2907 02:23:08.760 --> 02:23:10.680 Kooby do Are you guys streaming this? 2908 02:23:10.760 --> 02:23:11.319 I don't remember this. 2909 02:23:12.600 --> 02:23:14.200 This was like in person, but it was also on 2910 02:23:14.319 --> 02:23:16.200 like the last episode that we talked about it. It 2911 02:23:16.360 --> 02:23:19.520 was really stupid. Even if you were here, I could 2912 02:23:19.559 --> 02:23:22.200 see your checking out. It was a really tough thing. 2913 02:23:22.799 --> 02:23:28.920 Edo is fucking Idiotboby. I don't remember. It's a ghost 2914 02:23:29.360 --> 02:23:31.680 that's clearly a man in a mask. Shaggy. 2915 02:23:31.920 --> 02:23:34.319 There's there's no such thing aspectors or spooks. 2916 02:23:34.360 --> 02:23:41.479 Shaggy. That's just a repressed Republican. I mean that literally, 2917 02:23:42.399 --> 02:23:47.959 fill it in the show. Sexually repressed Republic, like every 2918 02:23:48.000 --> 02:23:49.799 single time would have gotten away with the two. It 2919 02:23:49.879 --> 02:23:56.879 wasn't for you fucking backet woke kids, I would have 2920 02:23:56.920 --> 02:23:59.120 gotten away with the two. It wasn't for the fucking 2921 02:23:59.360 --> 02:24:03.799 day woke. That would be modern Scoobyo. 2922 02:24:03.840 --> 02:24:05.760 Actually it wasn't like I would have got away with 2923 02:24:05.760 --> 02:24:07.559 the two if it wasn't for the fucking liberals. 2924 02:24:08.920 --> 02:24:14.200 Lives in that damn Negro dog of the Negroes, crazy 2925 02:24:16.799 --> 02:24:22.799 part black like I guess technically, but like regro, like. 2926 02:24:23.040 --> 02:24:24.799 Regrow what regrow? 2927 02:24:26.319 --> 02:24:30.399 Like my fucking weed, my leg that I lost in 2928 02:24:30.520 --> 02:24:33.639 the war, speaking incantations into the pussy. 2929 02:24:34.120 --> 02:24:36.040 Call that a spirit box. There's no cock like horse 2930 02:24:36.079 --> 02:24:37.680 cock called carpet on the Godza strip for a quarter 2931 02:24:38.399 --> 02:24:38.680 wake in. 2932 02:24:38.719 --> 02:24:44.840 Afghanistan, like Scoom, I lost my ear I giving a 2933 02:24:44.959 --> 02:24:50.719 presidential address. There's something about Scooby Doo that's really funny 2934 02:24:50.879 --> 02:24:53.920 because he has like fucking fat fingers and like plump fingers, 2935 02:24:53.920 --> 02:24:54.360 and he's like. 2936 02:24:56.719 --> 02:25:08.559 Like call the cap stoom brok. It was slammy fall 2937 02:25:09.280 --> 02:25:10.079 under the table. 2938 02:25:11.079 --> 02:25:20.239 Oh the phone is broken, sober Rockey. I have rolls, 2939 02:25:20.360 --> 02:25:21.319 I don't have reds. 2940 02:25:23.559 --> 02:25:27.319 I half hands ships. 2941 02:25:27.920 --> 02:25:32.879 John Strickland, how my partner pretty hard. I was a flash. 2942 02:25:33.239 --> 02:25:34.760 I needed to be allowed for the bit. 2943 02:25:35.200 --> 02:25:38.040 John Strickland, my partner snapped the chair legs off, my 2944 02:25:38.120 --> 02:25:41.120 christ proceeded to tear my legs off and self defense 2945 02:25:41.959 --> 02:25:42.959 Merks eighteen eighty nine. 2946 02:25:43.159 --> 02:25:44.079 I need water so bad. 2947 02:25:45.799 --> 02:25:48.639 I sure wish things weren't spiraling so quickly towards the 2948 02:25:48.680 --> 02:25:51.360 inevitable center. The First Key David featuring Eric some white 2949 02:25:51.399 --> 02:25:54.840 guy boat captain. Second Church Key David featuring being better 2950 02:25:54.879 --> 02:25:56.680 than the First Church to keep David pre Roz, somebody 2951 02:25:56.719 --> 02:25:58.159 once squirted on my mother's ashes. 2952 02:25:58.200 --> 02:25:59.120 Blake eight nine six. 2953 02:25:59.399 --> 02:26:03.959 Farewell now, boys, I'll be dropping a tier uh for now, 2954 02:26:04.000 --> 02:26:06.440 to save a little extra for my upcoming two month 2955 02:26:06.520 --> 02:26:10.200 long trip the Land of the Blank. He said, I 2956 02:26:10.200 --> 02:26:12.959 don't know where you're going, but have fun, no worries. 2957 02:26:13.360 --> 02:26:15.239 They say I need you to go up two tiers, 2958 02:26:15.559 --> 02:26:17.799 and they say we're gonna have a fifty nine dollars 2959 02:26:17.840 --> 02:26:20.719 we're gonna have We're gonna have a two thousand dollars tier. 2960 02:26:21.920 --> 02:26:22.040 Uh. 2961 02:26:22.319 --> 02:26:24.680 And if you if you unsubscribe, that's the only thing. 2962 02:26:24.840 --> 02:26:28.120 Like if you if you unsubscribe and subscribe to like 2963 02:26:28.159 --> 02:26:30.479 the one dollar tier again, you're being bumped up immediately 2964 02:26:30.520 --> 02:26:32.840 to THEO that is crazy. 2965 02:26:33.600 --> 02:26:36.440 Yeah, I'm gonna put the tier in. We're gonna have 2966 02:26:36.600 --> 02:26:39.440 like like a boogie esque type of person subscribed. 2967 02:26:40.719 --> 02:26:44.040 What would be the put like a one hundred dollars tier? 2968 02:26:44.200 --> 02:26:46.520 Do not put a fucking thousand dollars year. 2969 02:26:46.639 --> 02:26:48.399 I want that. I ain't giving them ship for that 2970 02:26:48.719 --> 02:26:50.840 keep giving that much. It's the boogie person. It's the 2971 02:26:50.879 --> 02:26:52.600 one that's like I have nothing left to live for 2972 02:26:54.920 --> 02:26:57.840 and I have cancer, and now about that, I feel 2973 02:26:57.879 --> 02:27:00.399 like that. Stop. I don't like this and I want 2974 02:27:00.520 --> 02:27:06.920 their money. Oh my god, I don't like that. We'll 2975 02:27:06.959 --> 02:27:10.040 do one hundred tier and then six months later we'll 2976 02:27:10.440 --> 02:27:11.760 go to a thousand yuo. 2977 02:27:13.559 --> 02:27:17.959 Farewell, all right, Chris Jesus Christ? Why is Chris is next? 2978 02:27:18.000 --> 02:27:19.520 So any when he does that Trump impression? 2979 02:27:20.600 --> 02:27:20.879 Would you? 2980 02:27:21.000 --> 02:27:24.440 I don't know, Alaskan oil field trashe. 2981 02:27:24.120 --> 02:27:28.120 Gives someone for that to justify I guess that's enough 2982 02:27:28.200 --> 02:27:29.600 because you could sell that for a lot of money. 2983 02:27:29.719 --> 02:27:31.559 We could come we can, we can each come into 2984 02:27:31.680 --> 02:27:33.879 violand mix it and then they can figure out what 2985 02:27:34.520 --> 02:27:35.079 a mix it. 2986 02:27:35.120 --> 02:27:38.479 I'm dealing with that ship you're doing it? Were gloves. 2987 02:27:39.639 --> 02:27:45.760 Coming in and put a blendered it's all frofted. 2988 02:27:45.920 --> 02:27:49.959 All right, all right, we gotta stop cut his mike 2989 02:27:50.040 --> 02:27:52.680 cut is Mike lights off. 2990 02:27:54.000 --> 02:27:56.079 Texas Taters. Yeah, I get there. Get those gets. 2991 02:27:57.399 --> 02:28:02.600 Off, Get these lights off of me. Turn that fucking 2992 02:28:02.680 --> 02:28:06.079 light off, these fucking lights off. I don't want those 2993 02:28:06.120 --> 02:28:06.479 lights on. 2994 02:28:07.399 --> 02:28:08.159 What's happening? 2995 02:28:08.799 --> 02:28:09.639 What is happening? 2996 02:28:09.719 --> 02:28:10.520 What is our job? 2997 02:28:11.000 --> 02:28:11.760 What is wrong with. 2998 02:28:13.399 --> 02:28:17.399 Young Sheldon drowned in a bird bath? Sue Hulk take 2999 02:28:17.440 --> 02:28:20.639 on my answer his niggs gambits cum filled eyes. 3000 02:28:24.000 --> 02:28:34.079 That's the Spider Man version is he's French, he's gay, 3001 02:28:34.239 --> 02:28:38.600 so like the spice, like the frost. It's basically so. 3002 02:28:38.680 --> 02:28:42.799 Where that comes from is Louisy and he almost died. 3003 02:28:44.120 --> 02:28:45.600 Like I'm looking like a sick dog. 3004 02:28:50.200 --> 02:28:56.120 I think Caucasian or occasion whatever, the Chinese Asian, So 3005 02:28:56.239 --> 02:28:58.520 you know which kind of Asian is. That's what occasion is. 3006 02:28:58.799 --> 02:29:02.840 Turn that light off right now, quit guys off, right now, 3007 02:29:03.000 --> 02:29:03.639 just got a bonus. 3008 02:29:04.680 --> 02:29:07.440 Turn that light off. There it is, Turn that right 3009 02:29:07.520 --> 02:29:09.440 there right there, like there it is there you go. 3010 02:29:10.360 --> 02:29:11.159 Now we're gonna do the show. 3011 02:29:11.159 --> 02:29:11.239 Now. 3012 02:29:11.280 --> 02:29:13.319 It's gonna be like a like a mood of heart video. 3013 02:29:13.559 --> 02:29:16.559 Take a mood of hearts my bedroom. 3014 02:29:16.879 --> 02:29:18.520 Read read the rest of these. 3015 02:29:18.719 --> 02:29:25.319 That is from Nizzy, Niggy Jizzy. It's so dark, Niggy Jizzy. 3016 02:29:26.200 --> 02:29:38.000 What scared me? You scared me? Dude. This is fucking 3017 02:29:39.000 --> 02:29:42.399 and say, this is insane. What do you think? He said, 3018 02:29:44.799 --> 02:29:49.639 I don't have eyes, stupid, No, don't do it. Don't 3019 02:29:49.639 --> 02:29:51.399 give them the teeth. Don't give them the teeth. Bro 3020 02:29:52.600 --> 02:29:56.559 Oh my god, where am i? Okay? Gambit's cum filled eyes? Sorry, 3021 02:29:56.600 --> 02:30:02.159 miss Jackson, badly brave hugger, Derek duck hunt etherean Virgerian punter, 3022 02:30:03.040 --> 02:30:08.520 naffhrom melfous one or whatever. I busted my hands again 3023 02:30:08.760 --> 02:30:13.000 last week, but the doctor disc was too tempting and 3024 02:30:13.200 --> 02:30:16.079 we fucking did it. The last one is ting of 3025 02:30:17.120 --> 02:30:22.120 ap hazard. Thank you, guys for oh man, I'm sorry, 3026 02:30:22.440 --> 02:30:28.879 I'm sorry, guys. What the fuck? What the fuck? What 3027 02:30:29.040 --> 02:30:31.319 the fuck? What alright