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Speaker 1: If you don't do that, remember what I didn't bring
Speaker 1: a bath.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, you didn't bring your fucking your mold spores.
Speaker 1: I drank today.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, it is we are recording later. I had
Speaker 4: to do a consolation today.
Speaker 2: But uh, it was about the you guys debated between
Speaker 2: who was gayer right between.
Speaker 4: We're trying to figure out who was gay or Ronda
Speaker 4: Santis or Richard Simmons.
Speaker 2: And it was a really it was kind of it
Speaker 2: was kind of clothes.
Speaker 1: Like you guys talked about were confident.
Speaker 2: You're taking the hard mode is is advocating that Ronda
Speaker 2: Santis is gayer, But you were really convincing. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: like I think I won.
Speaker 1: I think, and I think the shoes really did it?
Speaker 2: Look at his shoes. Those shoes are fucking I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I can someone please give me some sort of of
Speaker 2: like there's a logical reason he would wear these and
Speaker 2: not be clowned, Like what, like, can you give me anything? No?
Speaker 4: Really, it's crazy, like he had he had to have
Speaker 4: have those custom made by like Edna Mode or something
Speaker 4: like like where do you even?
Speaker 2: Where do you buy?
Speaker 1: He found it's high fashion.
Speaker 2: He wouldn't get it, like, to me, those are My
Speaker 2: friend had a thrift store for a minute, you know,
Speaker 2: but it was too expensive so he shut it down
Speaker 2: the rent. But he had stuff like that in there,
Speaker 2: very things that high fashion things. I there were there
Speaker 2: was these golden uh Jordan's that I wanted so badly,
Speaker 2: but I was like I couldn't justify what I was
Speaker 2: like that, I can't. I forgot they were there. They
Speaker 2: were since it was a discount thing was probably like
Speaker 2: a few hundred dollars, but whatever, they probably would have
Speaker 2: been way you know, never never, it just wasn't it
Speaker 2: wasn't worth it, and I wasn't making that much money
Speaker 2: at the time.
Speaker 1: I still didn't over like I paid like the most
Speaker 1: I paid for any of my shoes. I have the
Speaker 1: I have the Miles Morales, the new ones, the blue,
Speaker 1: the purple and black ones for the Prowler.
Speaker 2: Gay, purple and green. That it's pretty gay, But how
Speaker 2: much those are?
Speaker 1: They're fire as sneakers. I don't wear them.
Speaker 2: Say they were bad?
Speaker 1: What did you say?
Speaker 2: Gay? Game bad? What do you mean? What do you?
Speaker 1: What do you mean by I didn't know?
Speaker 2: I didn't know. What are you what? You guys are hoping?
Speaker 2: You guys to hop. I didn't even finish yet I
Speaker 2: finished it.
Speaker 1: I said, then why did you say gay? I said,
Speaker 1: I you said gay? I said, now they're fire. I
Speaker 1: didn't say gay was bad yet you said I was gonna.
Speaker 2: I was gonna.
Speaker 1: But you guys need me to the punch so well,
Speaker 1: you guys try to say, first, how which were your
Speaker 1: gas shoes? They were like one hundred and seventy five.
Speaker 1: I bought them. I bought them like proper, like actual price,
Speaker 1: and then like they're gonna retail for more.
Speaker 5: Problem.
Speaker 4: It's hard for me to dressify paying that much money
Speaker 4: for something that I'm just gonna wipe across the ground constantly,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? The way about cars, to
Speaker 4: be honest, the same way, we're just like this is
Speaker 4: gonna be like exposed to the elements constantly.
Speaker 2: Why the am I gonna pay good money?
Speaker 1: Having a sports car in civilian life is stupid?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah that's what. Yeah, you don't buy just by
Speaker 2: economy cars. Let me come on, guys, don't be stupid.
Speaker 1: Card are you gonna use if you're gonna actually go,
Speaker 1: if you're going to German, like, if you're going to
Speaker 1: Germany to the Audubond and shit, gay, get yourself a
Speaker 1: fast fucking obviously. But if you live in like America
Speaker 1: and you drink your car to work and shit groceries,
Speaker 1: get a regular fucking car. Yeah, I was luxually he
Speaker 1: goes like a fucking tesla, Like that's that's the most luxury.
Speaker 1: And even if that's like too expensive, i'd they are
Speaker 1: so bad man. Yeah they were fine. They were good
Speaker 1: cars once upon a time.
Speaker 2: No, some there are some models that had that don't fail,
Speaker 2: and that's that's a that is a bad bar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's that. Oh, this is this is this, These ones
Speaker 2: are okay.
Speaker 1: They were fine. They were fine, and then Elon got
Speaker 1: too popular and he started shitting them out left and
Speaker 1: right instead of taking time to make them, and they
Speaker 1: just fell on quality. Yeah, I was really twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: The twenty fourteen one were good cars. They were great cars.
Speaker 4: I remember, I remember talking positively about them. But then
Speaker 4: like the build quality just like fell off a cliff
Speaker 4: at some point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what happens. It'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna make this many, and then they wouldn't make
Speaker 1: that many and they would come out with ones that
Speaker 1: are like half done.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just can't. I can't stand all the shit
Speaker 2: that he's been a part of. It's just all cut corners.
Speaker 2: I mean, you saw what happen with Twitter. It's the same.
Speaker 2: He does that to everything where he's like, it's rich.
Speaker 2: People have that mentality of the they have they don't
Speaker 2: need a penny pinch, and they still do.
Speaker 1: You know, That's what they say. The thing that's so
Speaker 1: I became rich.
Speaker 2: I'm like, know, what the fuck it isn't you didn't
Speaker 2: get rich by penny pinching that how it was because
Speaker 2: you fucking made this car and a Styro of home
Speaker 2: what the hell? And we and you took taxes from us.
Speaker 2: He subsidized Tesla and SpaceX and then it'll be like
Speaker 2: fucking oh, I fucking you just They always say that
Speaker 2: all the rich people act like saving their money and
Speaker 2: doing this minimalist it is how they made their money,
Speaker 2: and like it's the biggest fucking bull shaved And.
Speaker 1: I earned up money and my dad gave me three
Speaker 1: million dollars. Yeah, yeah, exactly that.
Speaker 4: It's that Get so now, I when I'm making my cars,
Speaker 4: I think like.
Speaker 1: This, use Scotch tape?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Why are we using? Why are
Speaker 2: we welding things? Is just as reliable. Tape's been around
Speaker 2: for so long.
Speaker 1: I didn't open your car and seeing it things are
Speaker 1: taped together together and bolted.
Speaker 2: I could see it. I can see the pitch too.
Speaker 4: It's like you tape would be a You think tape
Speaker 4: would have lasted this long. You think tape would be
Speaker 4: in every convenience store, every single department store if it
Speaker 4: wasn't reliable.
Speaker 2: Taper is phenomenal, So put him in. I'm sure in every.
Speaker 1: Tape is so super good. I have Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my fucking my sweg girl has been watching a bunch
Speaker 1: of fucking did.
Speaker 2: You just say swe what'd you say?
Speaker 1: In English?
Speaker 2: It's father in law write English.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean you said it like you said a
Speaker 4: Spanish word without a Spanish.
Speaker 1: Accident, because I swel I'm sorry. Well, it's like it's
Speaker 1: like saying casa dilla you would kill that.
Speaker 2: Doesn't that mean that means donkey? Right?
Speaker 1: Doesn't burrito mean donkey?
Speaker 2: It does? And this is so crazy. I literally just
Speaker 2: learned this last night. Yeah, I mean, see, my homie
Speaker 2: is having some family problems and we were talking about
Speaker 2: Because I was talking, I just realized he said that.
Speaker 1: I was like I was living there and I were good,
Speaker 1: and I was like, good, why do you say good
Speaker 1: to that? They're pretty bad problems. It's pretty bad.
Speaker 2: I was just saying, let's just say it's cancer involved,
Speaker 2: but everybody's in good spirits. But I just learned that Boogie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I'm sorry. I went to visit Boogie.
Speaker 1: Close friends with Boogie is why the whole time on
Speaker 1: this man and Derek saying, I'm like, that's my fucking boy.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I didn't tell. Yeah, I'm just I
Speaker 2: didn't say any im I know what's saying that would
Speaker 2: be I didn't say there's a podcast that like that
Speaker 2: would be such a vital information to.
Speaker 1: Share, and I'm like, like, you knew if we had
Speaker 1: cancer or not.
Speaker 2: You knew every all of a sudden, you anything. The
Speaker 2: whole time I knew he was he jumped the gun.
Speaker 2: He called me, Derek. You know, I got really scared,
Speaker 2: and I just you know, I just jumped the gun
Speaker 2: and said I had cancer. But it just turns out.
Speaker 1: Derek, I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 2: I'm a fucking I's actually how it really would have went,
Speaker 2: gonna something I promised this time for real, That's literally
Speaker 2: how it actually would have went.
Speaker 1: Because it's not funny. It's not funny, but like you
Speaker 1: know what I've done it yet.
Speaker 2: Why it's not fun Why it's not not funny? I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: Man, even if he does it at this point, it's
Speaker 1: just like, dude, like what people like, they'll be finally
Speaker 1: that's so fucking sad, but he's not. But you know,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like he's he's just run out
Speaker 1: of sympathy at this point.
Speaker 4: It's like it'll be sad when he dies for the
Speaker 4: people who love him, But like, I mean, I can't
Speaker 4: feel bad for the guy. Like it's it's just gone.
Speaker 4: It's over me.
Speaker 1: It's not. I'm sad because it got to the point
Speaker 1: it's at that's right, exactly bad. Yeah, I just feel bad,
Speaker 1: like that's a person still, you know, you know.
Speaker 2: What he did. Now, you can't feel bad for him.
Speaker 1: Now, I feel bad for the situation, not the person.
Speaker 2: Why do you feel bad for the situation.
Speaker 1: So you know, this guy is just down on his luck,
Speaker 1: but he's not. It's his doing and it's what he's doing.
Speaker 2: And so that's why I wouldn't call it down his luck.
Speaker 2: I think down in his luck as people like say,
Speaker 2: I think getting actual real cancer. That's like, oh, that's
Speaker 2: horrible luck, because you know, that's kind of a genetic gamble.
Speaker 2: He just willed himself to have cancer, like I have cancer. Woo.
Speaker 2: Everybody gets exposed and then team stars like, I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm sure he will get it eventually. We know because
Speaker 2: of all of his ailments, he's gonna have some sort
Speaker 2: of he.
Speaker 1: Has he has some, but will he has like filopian
Speaker 1: tube cancer or something. He's like, you you don't got that.
Speaker 2: That's he's so sicky. Some of the doctors just like
Speaker 2: I was, just like, you have tube cancer, not on
Speaker 2: your philopians. It's just like, you don't have filopians. They're
Speaker 2: just floating around your body?
Speaker 1: Do this?
Speaker 2: I think, Uh, you know, I ate one of the hookers.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Her philopian tubes must be still stuck in
Speaker 2: my digestion track. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I took my I took all eighteen thousand hookers that
Speaker 1: I paid for with me, and they just didn't find
Speaker 1: me hot when all my hair was falling out?
Speaker 2: Did you say eighteen thousand?
Speaker 1: Isn't that what he s meant?
Speaker 2: I thought you'd bet.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I thought he said eighteen thousand hookers, Oh
Speaker 1: that's it for five for five, he spent five hundred
Speaker 1: than eighteen.
Speaker 2: Where do you go to get those prices? Are there? Even?
Speaker 4: Do you think there are even that many hookers? Like
Speaker 4: like legitimately, that's a good question. Probably not, that's a
Speaker 4: good question.
Speaker 2: Well there in America, there's so many people that has
Speaker 2: to be yeahteen thousand per three hundred.
Speaker 1: Million was a hooker and a swinger like a hooker.
Speaker 2: Singer, escort, sorry the headsquort. I think it's a higher end.
Speaker 2: I think there's high class and there's a system. My
Speaker 2: friend used to be like a bouncer for escorts. And
Speaker 2: so there's like a system meaning that they have like protection,
Speaker 2: and they're usually like a I thought, I think the
Speaker 2: hookers are just the ones that go on the streets like, uh,
Speaker 2: you just see them on the street.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like buskers. Yeah he's a busker again, like
Speaker 4: the like the people on the street with the guitar.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, gotcha. They're like sex buskers like get back,
Speaker 2: get back.
Speaker 1: A kurby fucking inhale sound as they suck your dick
Speaker 1: off your body. I don't know, man, I.
Speaker 4: Don't how would you feel if you if you had,
Speaker 4: if you got a blow job, right, But it was
Speaker 4: like one suck and then like when her head came back,
Speaker 4: your dick was noticeably thinner.
Speaker 1: But she took some of the mass out of my cock.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's probably one good hell of a suck.
Speaker 1: It feels really good, but literally it's not.
Speaker 2: It's just like one like yeah, panic, that's that's panic.
Speaker 2: She does it again. It gets really you let her
Speaker 2: do it again.
Speaker 1: She goes real if she goes, it's just enough time
Speaker 1: for you to notice that happened.
Speaker 2: You know, because then she'll probably she's faster, she'll get
Speaker 2: in a few more before you push your way and
Speaker 2: then you have a fucking pencil dick.
Speaker 1: A pencil dick fucking like I look like a blunt.
Speaker 2: Like Jane, like a little joint.
Speaker 4: I think when you push your back, you notice she's
Speaker 4: significantly taller than she was.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's absorbing you. Wait a minute, so this must
Speaker 2: mean Okay, so this means there means a lot of things.
Speaker 2: So if she's experienced, this means she was this small
Speaker 2: when she started, or or that was the first time
Speaker 2: that ever happened. She just discovered this the other I
Speaker 2: like to believe the former.
Speaker 1: She was fucking she was like like Stuart Little could
Speaker 1: have bullied her, like like authentic Little.
Speaker 2: The idea of like.
Speaker 1: Your wife's for some reason gets shrunk. He's like, honey,
Speaker 1: I would still like this have a SEXU relationship. And
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't think I can suck a toy? No,
Speaker 1: what do you?
Speaker 2: What do you just action figure? You can't No, of
Speaker 2: course not.
Speaker 1: There's nothing to do at that point.
Speaker 2: You can't just like beat your dick on her leg
Speaker 2: cy rubbing on her entire body so painful though, dude.
Speaker 1: Is throwing up and ship it's like getting it is
Speaker 1: that getting hit with a heavy version of a pool noodle.
Speaker 2: Dude. Those things are crazy, man, nobody everyone only uses
Speaker 2: them for violence. Dude.
Speaker 1: I would I wouldn't get as far away as I could,
Speaker 1: and I would swing it out people so pop would
Speaker 1: hit him.
Speaker 2: That was such a ship. That was really fun to do, though,
Speaker 2: to be honest, don't get batistics.
Speaker 1: Amount of time it gets there, it's gonna really make
Speaker 1: It wouldn't hurt you, but it would just make a
Speaker 1: lot of noise.
Speaker 2: Whoever made them, they're evil. They did that one.
Speaker 4: Creating that though, And that's like your your contribution to society.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like a ubiquitously understood thing, Like everybody
Speaker 4: knows what a pool noodle is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that much money you probably probably made, though that person.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised if not a lot, to be
Speaker 2: honest with you, Like, yeah, like there's a lot of
Speaker 2: the pattern or whatever game like three hundred pennies or so, it's.
Speaker 1: Like the McDonald's guys and three hundred pen like actual,
Speaker 1: there's a couple of pennies poorted on his desk.
Speaker 2: Get the funk out of here before we kill you, Before.
Speaker 1: We kill all these you gotta clean up all these
Speaker 1: pennies in five seconds and get the fun got kill you.
Speaker 1: They have any guns, he just toss them all over
Speaker 1: the room. They got NERF guns, though, I got NERF
Speaker 1: guns with fucking car engines in it. So when that
Speaker 1: ship hits you was gonna hurt like a motherfucker.
Speaker 2: How make are those guns?
Speaker 1: It looks like the doll, the hammerburds the fucking the Lancer.
Speaker 2: It sounds like that. It's firm and it just says
Speaker 2: nerves origin blue, right yellow. Five seconds or three they
Speaker 2: start counting as they're poor, and it's a fucking contracts.
Speaker 2: The penny's are fucking falling through. It's like it's like
Speaker 2: the think of the mall where you like, wait for this,
Speaker 2: they're coin to go on the circle.
Speaker 1: My god, so stupid didn't even get his money?
Speaker 2: He did?
Speaker 4: I really actually I almost bought like a replica Lancer,
Speaker 4: like in like twenty seventeen, like when we were all
Speaker 4: living together.
Speaker 1: That would have been a cool by I thought of.
Speaker 1: I was like, how much did it costs? It really
Speaker 1: wasn't that.
Speaker 4: It was just enough where I was like, is this
Speaker 4: too much to spend on something so stupid?
Speaker 1: It was probably like three.
Speaker 2: Hundred's that range, But it was like I was like,
Speaker 2: is that too much for a gun, for like a
Speaker 2: fake gun.
Speaker 1: Ah, I'm doing well, but like, ah that range just
Speaker 1: like right now for me, that's my range for like
Speaker 1: cool to stupid. Ratio was like I will say today,
Speaker 1: I regret it. I regret that I didn't get because
Speaker 1: it's just like, look at how look at how come
Speaker 1: that's become to our job, you.
Speaker 4: Know, I just I just love it, Like it's just
Speaker 4: such a it's such a it's such a cool design.
Speaker 2: I mean, you'll still get one eventually, maybe I have, Like,
Speaker 2: actually I do want I want to answer. I want
Speaker 2: Magneto's helmet with a good one because they sell shitty ones. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I had a guy that was supposed to make one
Speaker 2: for me. There was a whole message and then they
Speaker 2: get squeezed in a little bit. It's hard.
Speaker 4: I want a Magneto helmet that is so small, but
Speaker 4: I forced it on my head anyway, and I'll cut
Speaker 4: my cheeks off.
Speaker 2: Your cheeks are taking down. It's like ears Magnus bleeding
Speaker 2: looking like a green snoopy with a fucking Magneto helmet on.
Speaker 1: Eric lan Over here, fucking insane.
Speaker 2: That is so stupid. You try to do this and
Speaker 2: you die.
Speaker 1: Your brain is swollen. Your brain is so swollen, it's insane.
Speaker 1: But you're still out there in your elbows. Dude, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that so yeah.
Speaker 4: Boogie tattooed. Oh yeah, he tattooed. Uh he got lire tattooed.
Speaker 2: On his face.
Speaker 1: Were tattooed on his face.
Speaker 2: That's what I wanted, can you That's what I wanted.
Speaker 2: That'd be fire because I feel Liar is actually because
Speaker 2: I don't even like I've seen, you know, the amount
Speaker 2: of who is it blue Some fucking one of those
Speaker 2: rappers got face. I don't know if it was blue face.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say blue face, but I actually I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't think that was but somebody got
Speaker 2: uh it was it was like Susan b Anthony or something.
Speaker 2: It was like because it was like a money thing
Speaker 2: or something. Yeah, and it was I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't know what's happening. So when I see Liar, I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 2: that's child's play. And also he got it where he
Speaker 2: can just grout his beard, so I'm like, what a
Speaker 2: fucking retard. But at the same time, I was also like,
Speaker 2: this is such a nothing thing.
Speaker 4: At the same time, Yeah, I like that it's just
Speaker 4: rail if he's looking in a mirror, I think that's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but I.
Speaker 1: Think it's so weird. Like for me, tattoos are so
Speaker 1: like it's a strange thing for me because like I
Speaker 1: understand tattoos the nature of our Like Derek, I forget
Speaker 1: you have tattoos all the time. I see them all
Speaker 1: the time, but I forget you have time.
Speaker 2: I forget. I imagine it like that with people have
Speaker 2: tattoos as well, like I I don't until somebody acknowledges them,
Speaker 2: like oh yeah, I kind of Or I see a
Speaker 2: picture of myself because you're so.
Speaker 1: You're super tattoed, and I'm just like, I forget you
Speaker 1: have tattoos, right, because you have a feel on your chests, right,
Speaker 1: you have like no nothing on my chest.
Speaker 2: No, no, I know.
Speaker 1: I've seen your arms, in your legs, you have a bunch,
Speaker 1: and I'm like I look at it and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you have fucking till.
Speaker 2: You have so many tattoos. I don't have to get
Speaker 2: like buff before I got like chest tattoos or something.
Speaker 1: Because I just I don't know this. Tattoos are so
Speaker 1: weird for me because I really really really wanted one,
Speaker 1: and then I hit like twenty five, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't really want one.
Speaker 2: You're too late.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you can still get something, but I
Speaker 1: mean I.
Speaker 2: Know people that have gotten some around the age too.
Speaker 2: But it's really, like I said, if your heart's not.
Speaker 1: In it, I'm thirty now, dude, Like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's not to me. It has nothing to do with age.
Speaker 2: It's just more like, is your heart into it or
Speaker 2: that's the thing. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's like if he's thirty now and he hasn't had one,
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, you just don't want.
Speaker 2: You don't really want.
Speaker 1: I don't want bad enough. I wanted to get one
Speaker 1: for a while. I'm glad didn't get the one I
Speaker 1: wanted to get. I want to get a fucking try Force.
Speaker 1: So glad I didn't get that shit.
Speaker 2: I don't mind that I used to. I used to
Speaker 2: always have one of those uh like say my computer
Speaker 2: desk or at work or whatever, they always have like
Speaker 2: a certain like, oh let me have the try Force.
Speaker 2: Stupid bullshit. It was just one of those things that
Speaker 2: I like to have. It was almost like a ritual.
Speaker 2: But then I kind of kind of.
Speaker 1: Got out of it.
Speaker 2: So I was like, you know this kind of game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, if you do, it's probably gonna be
Speaker 1: a jay Z lyric and it's gonna be like dumb
Speaker 1: man word that.
Speaker 2: It's a lyric? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: And it's like, why did you get that's a lyric?
Speaker 2: Like there's a couple of rules that like, I feel like, Okay,
Speaker 2: there's no rules for tattoos obviously, However, there are some
Speaker 2: etiquettes and guides. Don't start fake, don't start like for god,
Speaker 2: damn it. Whatever you do, do, you do you, And
Speaker 2: as long as you're happy, I'm happy for you. I'm
Speaker 2: still gonna make fun of you'na be happy about it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get it. And just as you're getting it,
Speaker 2: you could have stopped a long time ago, and you
Speaker 2: just keep going. Man, goddamn it is fucking stupid. Keep going,
Speaker 2: keep going?
Speaker 4: Now, how do you feel about like, because I've had
Speaker 4: this conversation with people, and people insist that I'm trying
Speaker 4: to sound cool when I say it, but I swear
Speaker 4: to God, I just feel this way.
Speaker 1: The pain that you get with the tattoo.
Speaker 4: The pain it's it doesn't really hurt right in the
Speaker 4: way that like people assume.
Speaker 1: It would depends on where you get it.
Speaker 2: I will say the only the only true pain I
Speaker 2: would say is from a long session. The in the moment.
Speaker 2: To me, it's like I say, if you've been scratched
Speaker 2: by a cat, it's like, you know, kind of know
Speaker 2: what a tattoo feels like, because I feel like getting
Speaker 2: scratched by a cat it surprises you more than anything
Speaker 2: like ow. But really, if you knew was coming, you'd
Speaker 2: be like, oh, it stings a little bit, yeah, and
Speaker 2: it's not that bad. To me.
Speaker 4: It's like it's such a consistent pain that it becomes
Speaker 4: like not it just it just kind of feel it
Speaker 4: fades into the background where it's like, oh, this isn't
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know this, Like the wrist one hurt more
Speaker 1: than anything.
Speaker 4: If I were to say that a tattoo hurt, But
Speaker 4: even that was just kind of like, yeah, it's way
Speaker 4: less to me.
Speaker 1: It's like way less worse. I'm more uncomfortable getting blood drawn.
Speaker 2: Oh that I well, I don't.
Speaker 4: Like that hurts, and that hurts me and is more
Speaker 4: uncomfortable to me, even even one with like heavy black.
Speaker 2: I guess that all I don't want them having it, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm sure they have your blood to use it threw
Speaker 2: it away right away. They can't use it probably like
Speaker 2: completely black.
Speaker 1: My blood is fucking bright green, right green, like radioactive
Speaker 1: ship in fucking movies.
Speaker 2: I don't like how you're just unbothered by that. He's
Speaker 2: like whatever I found myself.
Speaker 1: I bleed and it goes straight, it doesn't even touch,
Speaker 1: just goes straight through material.
Speaker 2: And you're completely just like, I don't whatever, man. You know,
Speaker 2: like the government is pleading discovery study you. They like,
Speaker 2: we'll give you our best scientist Fauci, and it will
Speaker 2: give you Fuci best one. Like we'll give you our
Speaker 2: best dog killing scientists Fauci, and you're like, nah, man,
Speaker 2: I'm cool.
Speaker 1: I don't want to make the world a better place.
Speaker 1: My blood, only your blood could have would be unlimited
Speaker 1: energy forever, like one pint of it, one pint of it,
Speaker 1: and nobody would ever have to pay electrical bills, just
Speaker 1: energy bills in general.
Speaker 2: You know, so they pay more energy bills. I guess
Speaker 2: you sell it to the right people. Like you go
Speaker 2: down medicine, like figure they'll figure out a way to
Speaker 2: make an idea of choosing to like someone that you
Speaker 2: can help the world is like, how do I make
Speaker 2: it worse? Yeah? I want to make it worse worse.
Speaker 2: Do you hear about that guy that was supposed to
Speaker 2: get out of prison. He's been in prison for like
Speaker 2: decades and then they found out that he was obviously innocent,
Speaker 2: and then like there was like some weird stipulations and
Speaker 2: some guy like wrote like a letter trying to for
Speaker 2: no reason, just to like like I was saying villain maxing,
Speaker 2: because that's all it is. He was trying to like
Speaker 2: force him to see he's still in there, even though
Speaker 2: his attorney that actually married the guy. I don't know
Speaker 2: what's going on with that shit. But they were preparing
Speaker 2: to let him out and be like we'll get some
Speaker 2: dinner afterwards, and like, oh, turns out like there's some
Speaker 2: prosecuting people that are just trying to keep him in.
Speaker 2: And it just seems like the sake of it, because
Speaker 2: there was no everyone was trying to figure out a
Speaker 2: reason why. And I feel like that's that person. If
Speaker 2: that person received them like this miracle fucking you know,
Speaker 2: like this serum that cures all of everything, and he
Speaker 2: be like.
Speaker 1: Crush on fire.
Speaker 2: Nah No, I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, dude, you idea of the idea
Speaker 1: of just free floating villainy is so insane to me.
Speaker 2: In the real world is so like what is wrong?
Speaker 2: Like what the fuck? Yeah, It's like people just want
Speaker 2: to watch the whale boom. Okay, I want a world
Speaker 2: where he's Batman. Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 1: I'm bog. Oh my god, Now talk. No. He puts
Speaker 1: a guy headfirst into a wood chipper.
Speaker 2: He's just now.
Speaker 1: Talk talk, and his head is fucking fly.
Speaker 2: His head is gone in a wood chipper. His head's gone.
Speaker 2: He's just ankles.
Speaker 1: He's interrogating a set of ankles.
Speaker 2: Talk.
Speaker 1: Dammitm you that jokers out there. I've gone Okay. He
Speaker 1: picks up the joker and like fucking dragon, throws him
Speaker 1: head first into the floor and he's like now talking
Speaker 1: and spine is broken out of his body.
Speaker 2: Eyes around.
Speaker 4: But it is the most cartoonish gore could ever fucking imagine.
Speaker 1: Like he says talk and Joker's mouth is down here.
Speaker 1: It is clammical because of how hard he slams.
Speaker 2: Him on the floor. It's jokers, so he's still laughing.
Speaker 2: He's still.
Speaker 1: It's so bad that he's not like he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's actually.
Speaker 2: Like the first time, he's fucking begging for help.
Speaker 4: Batman, batman ow ow ow now no, no, you won't
Speaker 4: full meet his toy.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: He's just panicking, repeating the same thing over there because
Speaker 4: he's like he's in death throw.
Speaker 2: He's like in loop. He's like roll the twenty's commissioner
Speaker 2: and the commissioner.
Speaker 1: The commissioner can't get in a room. Commissioners like the
Speaker 1: commissioner about rocking. He was like he was immediately backed up.
Speaker 2: He's hit the floor and he was like yo. He
Speaker 2: fucking drives in his car. He just never stopped. He drives,
Speaker 2: goes to Barbie, gives her a hug. He's like, honey,
Speaker 2: we gotta move now. Something's wrong with Batman? What's about?
Speaker 2: What's wrong with me? What wrong with He just turns
Speaker 2: completely ghost white.
Speaker 1: Like nothing, nothing, Bruce, I think you can handle the
Speaker 1: city yourself. Yeah, I really think I've leveled up my guy.
Speaker 2: Know you dead guy didn't.
Speaker 4: He's also, by the way, I need to really clarify this,
Speaker 4: he's modern day Michael Kane as Batman's elderly, but he's
Speaker 4: still He's still swooping and he's magnet kicking people from
Speaker 4: across the road.
Speaker 1: Are the way stronger and faster than he than anyone
Speaker 1: should be, not just him, Yeah, Anyonekham.
Speaker 4: Batman, Arkham Batman, Michael Caine outside of his suit can
Speaker 4: beat insomniac Spider Man.
Speaker 1: Outside of his suit, outside of no suit needed. Do
Speaker 1: you remember the the opening worthwhile debate thing you think
Speaker 1: mc abe spider Man onomia.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I know what I mean if it's
Speaker 2: I think Michael for sure, though ye put him down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think I don't know. I think I
Speaker 1: can beat him.
Speaker 2: I don't care. Do you think look at Yeah, that's stupid.
Speaker 2: Let's doupid as ship Team Star is he is he Batman?
Speaker 2: I think he might. I feel like keemstar is. He's
Speaker 2: built on so much like just the will to destroy
Speaker 2: people as fast as fuck. He might be able to
Speaker 2: outrun him. He has fast as fucks, he might be
Speaker 2: able to and then with the with the with the
Speaker 2: velocity of his punch actually might kill him. Yeah, So
Speaker 2: that's actually a thing. But I just want like he's
Speaker 2: who's the worst villain in that univer because I feel
Speaker 2: like Keemstar is I the whole tattoo thing. That was
Speaker 2: like it was weird seeing a real like a real
Speaker 2: life villains are fake, right, it was weird seeing this
Speaker 2: guy like scheming and like puppeteering someone who's completely broken.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is a real villain arc. This
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 1: I was John because we all know that he sucked.
Speaker 1: It's some weird like but like this was kind of different.
Speaker 1: It's some weird like vindication that like I just don't
Speaker 1: understand why they have it. I don't get like, I
Speaker 1: know Boogie sucks, but like why it's then do you
Speaker 1: the party? It's a villain ship and making things so
Speaker 1: much wet is what is wrong?
Speaker 2: It has to be because I think about all.
Speaker 1: Of them, like that whole group, I'm just like, what
Speaker 1: is wrong?
Speaker 2: I'm honest. I actually, I'm be honest. I totally lost
Speaker 2: some respect for like the people that were jumping on
Speaker 2: those calls and like actively participating all that shit.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh wow, that's just it.
Speaker 2: Kind of look I didn't have There were some people
Speaker 2: on there that I'm like, I'm fine with them. I'm
Speaker 2: completely fine with them. But I was like, wow, you're
Speaker 2: actively participating in this humiliation ritual. People talk about that
Speaker 2: Illuminati shit. I was like, here's the real one humiliation.
Speaker 4: Do you think it's a humiliation fetish from Boogie at
Speaker 4: this point because it's a little weird.
Speaker 2: He I think volunteered essentially as they heard do the
Speaker 2: tattoo thing. He was like, no problem, And to be fair,
Speaker 2: Keem Star said, I don't know if this is true,
Speaker 2: but he said, hey, this is too fucking crazy. Let's
Speaker 2: call it off. I think I hear him say that
Speaker 2: and then and then Boogie was like, no, don't take
Speaker 2: this away from me. And what do you mean, take
Speaker 2: what away from you? To do one of the dumbest
Speaker 2: fucking things ever.
Speaker 1: I think he thinks it's like a redemption arc. But
Speaker 1: it's like, I think he has such a low value
Speaker 1: of himself that he'll do just about anything happy. I
Speaker 1: think you have any sort of modic respect for him.
Speaker 2: I think you're right.
Speaker 1: I think I think that is super sad. Like all
Speaker 1: jokes aside, I don't I can't find that funny.
Speaker 2: He's kind of the real life anything for views you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like he actually will do anything
Speaker 2: like that other Chad like that was kind of like
Speaker 2: a kind of stick like this is real where he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: oh dude, tattoo, no problem. And it reminds me of
Speaker 2: a spoilers the latest season of The Boys where uh
Speaker 2: the homelander made that guy jerk off in front of everybody.
Speaker 2: It was that it was like I just want to
Speaker 2: humiliate and then like Keem Star was kind of in
Speaker 2: that mode. And the only difference is the other guy
Speaker 2: obviously didn't want to do that, but he was so willing.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you're this is if if I was
Speaker 2: a psychologist or whatever, I would be fucking solivating. I guess,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, Like this is like this is the ship
Speaker 2: that I'm into, This is what I live for me
Speaker 2: I'm on the outside like some normally fucking qud.
Speaker 4: I would actually love to see a psychologist YouTuber like
Speaker 4: kind of like dissect a lot of that stuff, like
Speaker 4: just just those calls. Yeah, and like what's going on
Speaker 4: with him because there's a lot of interesting shit, Like
Speaker 4: no doubt, like he's an interesting guy just because he's
Speaker 4: so unfit. It's like so much of what he's done
Speaker 4: and said and how he's acted is just so unfathomable
Speaker 4: even to not even like a healthy mind, but just
Speaker 4: like a an a normal unhealthy mind, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know how Yeah, none of this makes
Speaker 1: sense to me.
Speaker 2: Question, do you do you know any YouTube psychologist or whatever?
Speaker 2: Do you know any of these people? Like I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they exist. Really, I know they
Speaker 2: do for sure. I know there's a girl that she
Speaker 2: seemed kind of she was some blonde chick that she
Speaker 2: was the one that when they were doing that Shane
Speaker 2: Dawson thing. Remember, Oh, I do know who you're talking about,
Speaker 2: but like, I don't really she seemed kind of iffited me.
Speaker 2: So I does not feel like an eternity, by the way,
Speaker 2: And it kind.
Speaker 1: Of was, isn't it seventeen twenty eight?
Speaker 2: It was like that because I think that was barely I.
Speaker 1: Think twenty eight to twenty nineteen that best. Yeah, probably we.
Speaker 2: Talked about it, so I'm assuming it was on the
Speaker 2: It was the episode when I was a guest that right,
Speaker 2: Wait was I It wasn't the first I don't remember.
Speaker 2: My memory is kind of shot now.
Speaker 1: That was that was talking no way that that was
Speaker 1: right before COVID.
Speaker 2: I don't remember yesterday. It's getting pretty bad. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: If you bring up yesterday, I remember it, but I
Speaker 1: can't actually on my own accent. I can't dig in
Speaker 1: the bag and find it.
Speaker 2: I was actually thinking about, like, is that should we
Speaker 2: is there stuff we should be like taking. I feel
Speaker 2: like we're losing.
Speaker 1: So I think it's actually normal.
Speaker 2: I just think so.
Speaker 4: I think it's because so much is documented now in
Speaker 4: a way that wasn't really accessible. Like we didn't actually
Speaker 4: have access to every single message we've ever sent, like
Speaker 4: prior to like texting and like email or like, so
Speaker 4: there's conversations that we just don't remember, and it's normal,
Speaker 4: but we're expected to because now we have concrete examples
Speaker 4: of them existing.
Speaker 1: I think I think, you know, I think it's that
Speaker 1: that and it's the opposite way that we no longer
Speaker 1: have to so we don't.
Speaker 4: Well, that's probably true, absolutely, like because I know for
Speaker 4: sure that's for me with like spelling and stuff. For
Speaker 4: certain things like I do, I don't memorize. I don't
Speaker 4: memorize a lot of the stuff that I should because
Speaker 4: I just know that I can find it again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, dude, when my spell check is off,
Speaker 2: I'm like, it throws me off because I'm second guessing
Speaker 2: myself a lot. I'm like, wait, is this right? When normal,
Speaker 2: the spell check will let you know if it's right
Speaker 2: or not. Yeah, so a lot most of the times
Speaker 2: it is correct, but still just not having that little
Speaker 2: fail safe or I'm like, like, there's still words.
Speaker 1: That give me like that fucking sluckily when I read
Speaker 1: is insane, Like when I'm reading and I'm like, actually,
Speaker 1: like looking at words, there are words that are sometimes
Speaker 1: what words did I think it was?
Speaker 2: Like it was insane? I think it was something like
Speaker 2: come when you were just like reading drum or something.
Speaker 1: No, that's wild, that's wild. Do you have that happened
Speaker 1: you ever?
Speaker 2: Does that wrap every every single time? What the fun?
Speaker 2: Why is this? Why is this comer in the com
Speaker 2: rhymes that rhymes? And I just think it's come, that's
Speaker 2: it rhymes anything.
Speaker 1: So if he puts like dog and hog he sees
Speaker 1: it come comes.
Speaker 2: Just stupid fucking affliction.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure if I went to the hospital and
Speaker 1: told him about that, they'd be like, get the fuck
Speaker 1: out of here, you're stupid you're lying, get the funk out.
Speaker 1: That's what they'd bring you up back and they trying
Speaker 1: to shoot you. They just I think you belong in
Speaker 1: the hospital.
Speaker 2: Bring out a nerve shotgun man. They have the nerve.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that big nerve, big nerve.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: They should make nerve like vehicles that I think, I oh.
Speaker 2: Kind of a great idea. I would be one of
Speaker 2: those retards that would try.
Speaker 4: To absolutely I would sign up day one, would let
Speaker 4: you guys go first.
Speaker 2: Yes, I would look at I wouldn't be caught dead
Speaker 2: in like a cyber truck because obviously you'll die immediately.
Speaker 2: But I know there's a just as big of a
Speaker 2: chance for me to die in a nerf car. But
Speaker 2: I'm still gonna try it. I'm going to try. I
Speaker 2: want to see.
Speaker 4: I want to see cyber trucks get into very horrific accidents.
Speaker 4: I know that that's not like like I don't want
Speaker 4: anybody to die necessarily, I just don't die. I just
Speaker 4: want to see how those cars, how those trucks function
Speaker 4: in like the worst possibly I want to see one
Speaker 4: of those, one of those one of those trucks fall
Speaker 4: off a bridge and onto a onto another highway onto
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: I want, I gotta say to be sturdy, sturdy car.
Speaker 2: I think they're incredibly dangerous. I actually learned that they
Speaker 2: change some regulations to even have them a lot, not
Speaker 2: that they change the vehicle to fit regulations. They lobby
Speaker 2: to change regulations so they can actually have them on
Speaker 2: the road. That's why you can't buy them anywhere else,
Speaker 2: because nowhere else is like, uh you these aren't street.
Speaker 2: Well they have they have a pretty.
Speaker 1: Radical, they have a pretty, so they don't have any
Speaker 1: So here's this is true. They don't have any air bags.
Speaker 1: And this is actually true.
Speaker 4: They don't have any air bags because they assume like
Speaker 4: if you're gonna get there's there's no crumple zones in
Speaker 4: it either. So you're slamming into the thing you're slamming in.
Speaker 4: And so when you get slammed into the thing, the
Speaker 4: failsafe that activates in the cyber truck is instead many
Speaker 4: taser coils that shoot into your body and I'll electrify
Speaker 4: you and keep you alive.
Speaker 1: Until paramedics get there.
Speaker 2: It knocks you out, so you're the car. You don't die. Yeah,
Speaker 2: ye know, it's crazy. Some piece of ship at a
Speaker 2: presentation that wants a cyber truck.
Speaker 1: But hear that I oh advanced. It's way more technical,
Speaker 1: just way more sci fi than a balloon. Stupid bag.
Speaker 2: Well, bag's gonna save my life, is gonna save my life?
Speaker 1: It's sae, what do I look like a fucking more?
Speaker 1: I mean, while his teeth are so touching his chin.
Speaker 4: His teeth are firmly in his mouth, but they're so loose,
Speaker 4: and when he closes his mouth they go like, I.
Speaker 2: Hate that's so. That's so.
Speaker 1: You said that years ago when we were talking about something.
Speaker 1: It made me so fucking upset.
Speaker 4: It's a visceral image that I dreamed and I couldn't
Speaker 4: get it. It was because it's such a specific type
Speaker 4: of like I can't fathom how that feels, but I
Speaker 4: think I might be.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's just such a gross brain around that but not
Speaker 1: quickly of your teeth being so soft but still so firm.
Speaker 2: On hinges, they're like a fucking doggy door but in
Speaker 2: your mouth, Like that's just ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Close your mouth on like peck things.
Speaker 2: Assuming evolution designed my ass, bro, Yeah you're telling.
Speaker 4: Me, but yeah, so they don't have airbags, they have
Speaker 4: little taser coils.
Speaker 2: Taser coils, what else? Dude. They're so heavy and clunky
Speaker 2: and goes zero to fucking sixty like that's the only
Speaker 2: thing that it does. But that actually makes it way worse. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because they're just way more dangerous.
Speaker 4: I think they're like fifteen thousand tons at least, yeah,
Speaker 4: at least with us, really dense metal, because they think
Speaker 4: it's every time.
Speaker 2: They drive, you see cracks of the sphalt. The tires
Speaker 2: are also not metal.
Speaker 1: A fifteen thousand ton car is so that's more.
Speaker 2: That's heavier than a plane. That's heavier that that's heavier
Speaker 2: than many buildings. I think actually probably crazy. That's like
Speaker 2: one pounds well over fifteen thousand tons, yeah, because what is.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'm bad at math, but I know that
Speaker 4: one ton is two thousand pounds, right, Yeah, so fifteen.
Speaker 1: Thousand thousand timeounds fifteen thousand thousand pounds is insane?
Speaker 2: Is that not? Wait? No, I think you said fifteen
Speaker 2: thousand thousand times fifteen thousand, So fifteen thousand times two thousand.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, that's over a million. That is
Speaker 1: over a million.
Speaker 2: I can someone bring out your fucking calculator. Let's think
Speaker 2: I left my phone in the car or something, right,
Speaker 2: just put in real quick. Let's ask your gay series
Speaker 2: is there is your s my seria. I think I'm
Speaker 2: gonna chain into a man. You can sigre that fucking
Speaker 2: female voice? Yeah, what do you? What do you? What
Speaker 2: do you want from me? Do you want for me? Baby?
Speaker 1: And then Alexa play porn music.
Speaker 2: That's thirty million. You're Alexa in here. Someone someone's instep
Speaker 2: thirty million, thirty.
Speaker 1: Million, thirty million pounds thirty Do you imagine lifting that
Speaker 1: out to work underneath it?
Speaker 2: There is impossible.
Speaker 1: There's some greasy guy. I was like, don't worry, I
Speaker 1: got it. Some drop that on somebody and they just
Speaker 1: go away, just go straight to heaven. Yeah, even there's
Speaker 1: no stay in a mask that is going to heaven.
Speaker 1: It kills their soul.
Speaker 2: Probably that's so fucked up because you know at their
Speaker 2: Tesla factories or wherever that you get the maintenance. Just
Speaker 2: some guy it's Manuel, and he's just like, all right, man,
Speaker 2: well get to work, and then he just man, man,
Speaker 2: ten thousand pound pistons that could, let you know, like
Speaker 2: it can only ten thousand pounds. And this truck is
Speaker 2: so fucking.
Speaker 1: Ahead, man, he's getting a jacket's getting a jacket. He's
Speaker 1: got to fucking jump off a fucking high place like
Speaker 1: to get it off.
Speaker 2: This motherfucker. He gets it up somehow, and then it's
Speaker 2: starting to like crumble, so he gets under it to like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cut out, so fucking Jesus Christ, and.
Speaker 2: He actually one second, there's no moment resistance.
Speaker 1: Goes up a little bit and then die and then
Speaker 1: and then he's that.
Speaker 2: It's that.
Speaker 1: That's the corn is the that's the meme where I
Speaker 1: can have all of a sudden it's like all that, dude,
Speaker 1: that was a funny meme for a while.
Speaker 2: That was the funny me.
Speaker 1: Good do the snatch the fucking gun away then just
Speaker 1: flashing in heaven.
Speaker 2: That was good.
Speaker 1: That's a classic joke. That's I don't think that's a
Speaker 1: joke that will ever be like not good excute it.
Speaker 2: Well, there will.
Speaker 4: There will always be something to attach it to, you know,
Speaker 4: there will be somebody giving like stupid fucking advice on
Speaker 4: how to like how to dodge a car.
Speaker 1: The r like the jump over your knees, how to
Speaker 1: survive a lion attack, And that one.
Speaker 4: Was just like what a long time ago some British
Speaker 4: guy going, if you ever see a lion charging towards you,
Speaker 4: don't panic, which is the most insane, but you think, what,
Speaker 4: first of all, it's charging it you, You're done.
Speaker 1: They're supposed to not panic.
Speaker 2: Tell me that so you'll be more tender for the
Speaker 2: kill a day.
Speaker 1: If you you scare them, then they want to attack you.
Speaker 1: Nobody like scare back and.
Speaker 2: Forth, But a charging lion, you're.
Speaker 1: Already out of the fight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm wondering as well.
Speaker 4: Panic, get like what you can out of what your
Speaker 4: remains of your life at this point.
Speaker 2: Because I need to know. I need to have I
Speaker 2: frame is a and a cat like one of those
Speaker 2: predator cats? Do they charge at you to scare you? Like?
Speaker 1: Do they actually do that?
Speaker 2: Because I know, like you know, like bears obviously will
Speaker 2: do that. They'll be like, I want to scare you and.
Speaker 1: Ship down syndrome cat that does that?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I think actually tigers?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy. Does that? Once a cat alerts you
Speaker 1: that it's there, you're kind of.
Speaker 2: I feel like it does like growling and ship and
Speaker 2: like and not the I think once it's pouncing your aren't.
Speaker 1: You you are once you know it's there, it's too late,
Speaker 1: I think for cats.
Speaker 2: To me, I'm just scared, Like if I were to see.
Speaker 1: Dolls howl and they intimidate you on purpose, they try
Speaker 1: to like distravert your attention. That's why, like wolves when
Speaker 1: they're going to attack you, Oh that's not you. They like,
Speaker 1: how was like that? You look over here, and then
Speaker 1: one comes from there in a taxi and then they
Speaker 1: whisper slurs you, you fucking idiot, You fucking fell for
Speaker 1: their predators. He's like wolves. Yeah, and so not the
Speaker 1: sexual kind. Well that's what that's what they really kind
Speaker 1: of man pedophiles really ruined that word, huh, because.
Speaker 2: That was kind of a badass word for a while.
Speaker 2: It was alien versus predator. And now like there's just
Speaker 2: memes of like you'll see like Jared fogel wore and
Speaker 2: he's winning, he's winning, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just
Speaker 2: beating the he tries to and he grabs hot Astrowmi.
Speaker 2: Jared versus Jared versus aliens is insane. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It was predators, but it's predator versus aliens at that point, he's.
Speaker 2: Here, motherfuckers throwing kids at thea wore.
Speaker 4: He's running constantly and he's losing weight tremendous throughout throughout.
Speaker 4: That's the core of the movie is that he's like,
Speaker 4: by the end of it, he's substantially thinner and more
Speaker 4: Jack And by the end of it he's able to
Speaker 4: go one toe to toe.
Speaker 1: With the Mother, the Hives, the High Queen need it.
Speaker 1: He's beating it so bad he doesn't need that mech
Speaker 1: anymore by the end.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's no Yeah, there's no mech. He's just
Speaker 2: slow down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes such a horrible design.
Speaker 2: Mech for like combat, I think it's pretty cool, but
Speaker 2: it's also like, yeah everything if you if you're yeah,
Speaker 2: if you're gonna build four combat, but it's meant to like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, lift things that would because that would
Speaker 2: be a weird thing.
Speaker 1: You build this thing knowing that there might be this
Speaker 1: this I have to fight this giant fucking alien thing,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna build you.
Speaker 2: Know, it's like a we should make this forklift bulletproof.
Speaker 2: I think resistance because yeah, the is basically they had.
Speaker 1: The Habspars before the Covenant came, right, they were they
Speaker 1: were like meant to stop like fucking inst.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were just like overpower.
Speaker 4: They were meant to just fuck people up, like in
Speaker 4: a really overwhelming way. So it's just like convenient that
Speaker 4: aliens have to show up.
Speaker 1: He's very dropping master chief on a gang, on a
Speaker 1: fucking inner city gang.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. That's what he That's what he did.
Speaker 4: They would throw They would throw a chief at like
Speaker 4: a b LM protests, basically literally.
Speaker 1: Like where'st I need a weapon, and he'd give him
Speaker 1: a sock and it'd be a mess. Yeah, twenty minute later,
Speaker 1: it'd be a fucking disaster.
Speaker 4: Getting your face whipped off your body with a sock.
Speaker 4: Because he's just so good at swinging his fucking hands.
Speaker 1: He grabs some guy and throws him up, and no
Speaker 1: one sees him land. One guy's been looking for Brad
Speaker 1: was supposed to land eventually, but I haven't seen Hi
Speaker 1: hit the ground yet. He's up on his fucking he's
Speaker 1: on a fucking flagpole.
Speaker 2: I think he's orbiting. I think he's fucking he's a satellite.
Speaker 2: Now he just pick it up.
Speaker 1: They did a good job in the show. So how
Speaker 1: strong the spartans are. That's one of thing that's really good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever, Yeah, the easiest thing for them to do.
Speaker 1: They did a few things that, yeah, that that's like cool,
Speaker 1: like leg pressing fucking warthogs. I'm like, that's insane cool.
Speaker 1: Why can you do that?
Speaker 2: I mean there's you know, of course, that's it. That's it.
Speaker 2: It's low bar, right, Yeah. Showing showing the same was charming.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, cool.
Speaker 2: I'm glad he had a really good charisma. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: had pretty good riz. I mean, I guess he had to. Yeah, God,
Speaker 2: damn it. I just saw these. It's I'm I'm tired
Speaker 2: of seeing that ship man. It's exhausting. It is really
Speaker 2: like tiresome. It keeps popping up, like oh here, look
Speaker 2: at this kid here. They had a Disneyland thing and
Speaker 2: this kid that was then this kid there, and there's
Speaker 2: pictures with Trump and this kid and and I'm like,
Speaker 2: did you see actually.
Speaker 4: That there's more the more stuff came out about that,
Speaker 4: Uhris Tyson, there's.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, really yeah, it's more of the
Speaker 1: same stuff really, but like you know, it's just it's
Speaker 1: more appropriate messages.
Speaker 2: And the person who initially came out as the gloomy
Speaker 2: the Java what was the person's name, Yeah, yeah, something
Speaker 2: Java was.
Speaker 4: The Twitter name, but they came out and they were like, oh,
Speaker 4: you know, I was actually going on memory and I
Speaker 4: don't remember it being as weird as it was, but
Speaker 4: then like seeing the messages back, it's actually pretty uh yeah,
Speaker 4: it's not super cool. It was a way so the
Speaker 4: people that were they kind of turned around wow, which
Speaker 4: I guess makes it like, yeah, I can imagine that
Speaker 4: these there are things I definitely remember way differently than
Speaker 4: like I look back and it's like, oh, wow, you're right,
Speaker 4: like crazy you think about like uh So there were
Speaker 4: people in comment in the comment sections, in the replies
Speaker 4: to that guy's messages telling him that, like, brother, we
Speaker 4: don't expect you to not think you're a victim, because
Speaker 4: that's what happens to so many victims.
Speaker 2: They don't realize. And I was like, that's very fucking true,
Speaker 2: because if I were in high school and let's say
Speaker 2: a older fucking chick wanted to destroy me, I would
Speaker 2: have been like rad and then of course didn't getting older,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, it's that's kind of fucked up.
Speaker 1: N It's just like okay, cool, my stranger is really hot,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna suck her. Then you do it, and you're like, like,
Speaker 1: I totally I was a forty five year old woman.
Speaker 2: I was blazing raw too.
Speaker 1: It's like when you get to an older age and
Speaker 1: if you and then you think about yourself in that position, right,
Speaker 1: and you're just like, oh, you're like, damn, bro, that's
Speaker 1: a really off putting Actually, you know what happened is
Speaker 1: you end up you end up around a child, like
Speaker 1: a young eighteen year old, right, and you talk to
Speaker 1: them and you're like, oh, you.
Speaker 2: Basically become you become Drake. I bet, I imagine.
Speaker 1: You're like, what in God's name, because that's that's a child.
Speaker 2: Think about it. That's probably what happened to Drake. Drake
Speaker 2: was probably just getting pussy on the set of The
Speaker 2: Grassy or whatever, way too young, and then all of
Speaker 2: a sudden he just now he thinks having relationships with like, oh,
Speaker 2: so and so is friends with me, this fifty year
Speaker 2: old director whoever. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: Your your exposure to people's interactors. You are weird because
Speaker 1: of the fact that you, as a fourteen year old,
Speaker 1: have been interacting with fucking grown as people your whole
Speaker 1: fucking life. Yeah, you know, so you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: like it's not genuinely an honest innocence. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we have relationship with this fifteen year old is not
Speaker 1: that big of it. I had people that were that
Speaker 1: age and that age, and then you're like, oh, that's strange.
Speaker 1: Remember now I think about it, that's very strange.
Speaker 4: I remember partying with like friends, cousins and stuff like
Speaker 4: that who are like, way, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Like right, I do think there is an aspect of
Speaker 4: that is like probably like somewhat normal. But like, I
Speaker 4: think the Internet has made it just so definitely, but
Speaker 4: the corruption of like how the internet works and how
Speaker 4: easy easily the access is to like strangers, and and
Speaker 4: I feel like that has like changed like the perception
Speaker 4: of those kinds of things, probably for the better.
Speaker 1: I definitely just passed at me when I was younger
Speaker 1: in high school, and I definitely dated a girl whose
Speaker 1: mom made passes at me. Wait what happened. I definitely
Speaker 1: had a teacher that made passes at me. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I definitely dated a girl whose mother may pass me.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's fucking thick. And now I'm like, bro.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad I my role you think about this.
Speaker 2: That is not okay. I will say, I will say this, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm thirty now. I remember I remember having a
Speaker 2: crush on my.
Speaker 4: Uh, I think, who the fuck was it? It was
Speaker 4: like a like one of the government classes. I can't
Speaker 4: exactly remember. It was like participation in government or like something.
Speaker 2: Like that, uh, Reaganomics or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, eercgonomics want to want. But then we had
Speaker 1: a we had a teacher that was like really attractive. Definitely,
Speaker 1: if I think if I had.
Speaker 4: Supped with her at that point, I think today i'd
Speaker 4: probably still feel okay about it.
Speaker 1: I would, I think I think I would, but that's
Speaker 1: thinking I would write. I know that it would be creepy.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't know that, yeah exactly, but that's actually like
Speaker 2: that's probably one thousand percent where i'd beat too. I
Speaker 2: feel like that happened, but I recognize those Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: not clear her, but I mean it's age.
Speaker 1: I would have been like, yo, Mario, as.
Speaker 2: Soon as you start, though, like you you did that
Speaker 2: that was the celebration to like, that was a confirmation
Speaker 2: that you're gonna smash. But as soon as it starts,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 1: You're done on the floor crow and then she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you were very disappointing, Like what are you.
Speaker 2: Doing in my career?
Speaker 1: I risked so much for the worst dick possible, holy ship.
Speaker 2: Just like inexperience, not knowing what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: Selfish probably that's like, that's what blows my mind, especially
Speaker 2: like the predatory, like older women like.
Speaker 1: They want to SCULPTU.
Speaker 2: I get yeah, that's actually they want to scold.
Speaker 1: Very weird, too deep to.
Speaker 2: It, that's that's weird. Yeah, but imagine doing that.
Speaker 4: Imagine like like a four year old over and then
Speaker 4: I was like, I gotta go home and do my homework.
Speaker 2: Was my mom will get Man, it's like the idea
Speaker 2: that's going through their mind at that point.
Speaker 1: It's like yeah, grown woman. And she's like all right,
Speaker 1: cool it gets off. She finishes fucking sucking your dick,
Speaker 1: and then she adds the phone to her husband, her
Speaker 1: husband and her three kids at home.
Speaker 2: Imagine you're like, imagine, imagine how fun.
Speaker 1: In your old home rerecord.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing. Imagine how you would feel as
Speaker 2: the husband, Like, dude, that's gonna be the soul dishat
Speaker 2: like shattering, like you're like, I am so inadequate that
Speaker 2: this dude.
Speaker 1: You cheated on me with somebody who eats jolly breakfast.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I have a horror for dude, I did.
Speaker 1: I definitely supper with a girl I knew who I
Speaker 1: knew her boyfriend. Yeah, And there was definitely one time
Speaker 1: he called right after we had sex and I heard
Speaker 1: his voice and I saw you knew you knew he
Speaker 1: was a shitty guy. Man, I've never like he was
Speaker 1: a shitty guy, but like, I was still very wrong.
Speaker 1: I'll never deny the fact that was wrong for I
Speaker 1: was doing that. Yeah, but it was pussy and I
Speaker 1: was nineteen.
Speaker 2: And I was just like, I did it unintentionally that
Speaker 2: the chicken hell knew that it was. It was a
Speaker 2: jar head situation. It was like, you horrible. You didn't
Speaker 2: know what you were doing it. Yeah, I had no
Speaker 2: idea she had a boyfriend that was in the army.
Speaker 2: So I felt bad when I found out. I was like,
Speaker 2: you know how I found out? So after we did
Speaker 2: our thing, it was in a summer, a little flaying
Speaker 2: I saw later on on Facebook died. That would have
Speaker 2: been funny. Actually this was worse because he came when
Speaker 2: he came back. They got married at like a court thing,
Speaker 2: like at a at a thing. I saw them. I
Speaker 2: was like, yo. I was like, I was gonna be like, hey, congratulations, wink,
Speaker 2: but no, I didn't say that. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's this guy has no idea that
Speaker 2: I was plowing his girl, no idea that I was like.
Speaker 1: That's so it was really weird because one of my
Speaker 1: one of my ex girlfriends, the one my longest girlfriend
Speaker 1: before Lilian, she got married recently. Ran she invited me
Speaker 1: to the wedding. We have like a very adamable relationship,
Speaker 1: like a very like adamble lationship. She invited me over Lily,
Speaker 1: and I like Lily. She did it as a as
Speaker 1: a four male cause we were a good friends for
Speaker 1: a long time.
Speaker 2: But she was hoping there like no, I'll just come,
Speaker 2: that's what she was hoping for. I hope, I really hope.
Speaker 2: Not I really hope.
Speaker 1: But like I remember, I saw her in her wedding
Speaker 1: dress and I was like, oh my god, that's so
Speaker 1: weird seeing this girl that I was absolutely corkscrewking getting
Speaker 1: like fucking married.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's a wild thing to think about. Like,
Speaker 2: why is that wild?
Speaker 1: It's just wild because of the factor is that, Like, dang,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't touch her if I was you, you know
Speaker 1: he's like that.
Speaker 2: It's God, that's crazy. I wouldn't touched him.
Speaker 4: I was he pulled the girl with Hey, bro, I
Speaker 4: gotta tell what you're getting yourself into.
Speaker 2: But you better be prepared.
Speaker 1: Because man, she almost beat my dig off.
Speaker 2: Bro. I just want you to know she's a little crazy.
Speaker 2: Injury inch. Bro. She pulled the knife on me in
Speaker 2: seven eleven.
Speaker 1: You know, you know when you laid down and snow
Speaker 1: and you get back up. Yeah, like that like that.
Speaker 1: Guys like she didn't do any of that. Stow with
Speaker 1: me was like, yeah, dude, it was himself. I'm like, dang,
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's crazy, dude.
Speaker 1: Uh hey, I'll see you later. That's so fucking why.
Speaker 1: It's just so strange.
Speaker 2: Oh the thingy Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because any other excess married, Chris, have any your excess
Speaker 1: that gotten married, like moved on to the point where
Speaker 1: they're like or have kids. Oh yeah, because my last
Speaker 1: one one kid. My last one has one kid. X
Speaker 1: one has one kid, and the other girl, I know,
Speaker 1: she's like married, and it's just weird. It's just weird
Speaker 1: cause I'm only consider myself having like maybe like three
Speaker 1: or four, like actually serious girlfriends in my life.
Speaker 2: I know, I know someone that has kids with Wow,
Speaker 2: crazy situation. She broke up with her fucking her her
Speaker 2: her boyfriend, and then we started dating for a while.
Speaker 2: She gotten some crazy hard drugs. It was fucked up.
Speaker 2: I was actually really torn about that shit, and like
Speaker 2: it was like twenty thirteen, and then she started dating
Speaker 2: that dude's brother and then they had two kids together,
Speaker 2: and I'm like the other guy, the brother, he was
Speaker 2: in jail.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 2: It was weird. I was her brief period where she
Speaker 2: was trying to get her shit together, and I had
Speaker 2: no idea that any of that stuff was happening because
Speaker 2: she seemed totally fine, very healthy. She didn't look like
Speaker 2: she did drugs at all, and maybe she wasn't doing
Speaker 2: She didn't do anything other than smoke weed when we
Speaker 2: were together. And then she got pulled back into it
Speaker 2: by that dude's brother, and then I'm like, this is
Speaker 2: the craziest thing that ever happened to me. I couldn't
Speaker 2: because I got her a job. She made more I
Speaker 2: got her job making more money than me at my
Speaker 2: fucking place. I was working at New Egg. I was
Speaker 2: pissed off. I'm working at a new Egg, working my
Speaker 2: ass off, and then she gets this easier job with
Speaker 2: more pay and I'm in the back with all these
Speaker 2: piece of shit people. Anyway, but yeah, wild fucking wild scenario.
Speaker 2: I hope she's doing well, but probably she probably not.
Speaker 1: None of none of them are mine, are like fucking like,
Speaker 1: I've never dated any girls of like inngling tocial drugs,
Speaker 1: stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was first for me.
Speaker 1: Ever, noneing like that is that. Some of them are
Speaker 1: like people don't leave our hometown. That's the problem. People
Speaker 1: don't leave where we come from. Yeah, they don't. Just
Speaker 1: gets stuck there because it's such like a fine place
Speaker 1: to live. It's like really fine, Yeah you can make
Speaker 1: it there.
Speaker 2: Uh you can make it all right, you could like
Speaker 2: you can have like I don't know, I'm just asking
Speaker 2: you can have a fine life, but you won't have
Speaker 2: I feel like you can't have a very ferl filling life.
Speaker 2: Is it too expensive?
Speaker 1: What is was the problem is?
Speaker 4: It's just it's it's a weird combination of like because
Speaker 4: where we're from. It's not the city, but it's not
Speaker 4: like the Sticks either necessarily like on its way towards
Speaker 4: it's weird, Like I it's it's a very it's a
Speaker 4: very busy small town, and so it's there's just kind
Speaker 4: of there's a lot of people who just kind of
Speaker 4: stay there because their families are in trench there.
Speaker 1: Their families are in trench there. So there's a lot
Speaker 1: of people who work in you know, Oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get my job because I'm gonna get my job here
Speaker 1: because you know, my uncle works here, and so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna like, you know, he's gonna put in a good
Speaker 1: word for me, and that's gonna be my way into
Speaker 1: a career that normally would be very difficult for me
Speaker 1: to get into without those connections.
Speaker 4: And luckily I have those connections because my family's been
Speaker 4: here for so long. It is kind of one of
Speaker 4: those things where like everybody that I know who stays
Speaker 4: there is like so entrench there that they of leaving
Speaker 4: would be really destabilizing, and it was for me too,
Speaker 4: But I was just like, I'm fucking fuck it.
Speaker 1: We just jumped because we were like, fuck it, we
Speaker 1: just let's go fucking well.
Speaker 4: I remember, well, I remember specifically like applying to like
Speaker 4: so many different places and just not getting called back,
Speaker 4: and then you eventually you run out of places to
Speaker 4: apply for John, and then I remember applying to the
Speaker 4: same place again. It's just like, well, this can't work
Speaker 4: because like it's not the same. I don't we weren't
Speaker 4: living in the city, Like there's only so many places
Speaker 4: to work, and so it's just like, all right, well,
Speaker 4: there's no reason for me to stay here at all
Speaker 4: because I can't make money here.
Speaker 1: But I'm so glad I left because it triggered so
Speaker 1: much growth in me as a person. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: a lot of people are. They're kind of stagnant. Like
Speaker 1: it's weird because people that have moved forward with their lives,
Speaker 1: but they're exactly the same. It's so weird. I don't
Speaker 1: say this will turned on any people that live there,
Speaker 1: because I love a lot of them, Like I have
Speaker 1: a great deal of love a lot of people that
Speaker 1: I left behind her there, Like there were very good
Speaker 1: people there. Yeah, but like it's just the idea is that,
Speaker 1: like I can't imagine them changing much because like I
Speaker 1: don't think they would need to that place doesn't require
Speaker 1: you to go through like a very serious like sense
Speaker 1: of like emotional and mental growth because it's so fine.
Speaker 1: You know, you're never gonna reach the you're never gonna
Speaker 1: go into go through the interactions where you're like, oh man,
Speaker 1: I really got to figure out how I think about them.
Speaker 4: There's always a safety net, is the thing where it's like, Okay, well,
Speaker 4: even if I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna move
Speaker 4: into this building right or whatever, Yeah, I'm never I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna be super far from my parents. You know,
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be too far from my family, and
Speaker 4: so like if things don't work out, I could just
Speaker 4: always move back, you know.
Speaker 2: And it's like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just think I think you need kind of like
Speaker 4: the threat of destitution to really like kind of trigger
Speaker 4: a growth that is necessary, Yeah, because.
Speaker 1: I think I think some people need it. Like I
Speaker 1: definitely needed that. I needed the I needed the uh,
Speaker 1: the really bad times I was on for me to
Speaker 1: grow into like a person that's like I would say
Speaker 1: I'm pretty responsible now, Like I'm saying I'm a very
Speaker 1: responsible person now. I'm still a jackass obviously might suck actually,
Speaker 1: but like I don't like I feel like as in
Speaker 1: my friend group, I'm very much so though, friend that
Speaker 1: people can call on if they need to talk about
Speaker 1: stability or they need to like decompress, Like I'm the
Speaker 1: one that you gotys my friends that come to But yeah,
Speaker 1: swing By talks to me, what's going on. I'm here
Speaker 1: for you guys, you know, And I don't know if
Speaker 1: I would have transformed into that person being back.
Speaker 2: Home in your life just nothing but chaos and misery.
Speaker 1: Idea of the idea of me living a life like that,
Speaker 1: And that's the impression you've gotten. Isn't your life like wild?
Speaker 1: Don't you like get like held up my gun point
Speaker 1: like regularly I'm like yeah, but like I'm stable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they can still call me, they can still up.
Speaker 2: I'm still there. Let's get to some of these questions.
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Speaker 2: I'm one. I'm one penny away from living in a box.
Speaker 2: You need help, bro, we can figure something out. Maybe, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I need them to help. No, I don't want your money.
Speaker 2: I want their money.
Speaker 1: The idea of you guys being really horrible spots and
Speaker 1: me just not knowing. It's like you guys are like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: like I'm getting like I'm get evicted right after this. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hadn't paid rent in months, guys, I got.
Speaker 2: I haven't gave him any money. So it's like I
Speaker 2: told him, I promise you, I'll give you the deposit.
Speaker 2: I promise. Yeah, I said, when you get it, you
Speaker 2: fix this, get it. I actually pushed my landlord because
Speaker 2: he was kind of asking very politely.
Speaker 4: They tried to come in here. That's why my door
Speaker 4: handle fell off. They tried to tamper and I saw
Speaker 4: that they were tampering with it. So I actually manufactured
Speaker 4: a little bit of like like a Vietnamese foot trap
Speaker 4: right outside, like right on my doormat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, step in, you can't. You can't step out without
Speaker 1: tearing your feet off.
Speaker 2: Now does this does it happen? To it. So if
Speaker 2: we could have been, we could have triggered the trap.
Speaker 4: I trusted you guys not to step on it. Okay,
Speaker 4: all right, I appreciate that trust. Yeah, I figured you
Speaker 4: didn't need to know.
Speaker 1: I feel like if you would have known, you would
Speaker 1: have psyked yourself out by accident and stepped right on it.
Speaker 2: Let me avoid that. The idea that's like just like, oh,
Speaker 2: if your foot falls and like a fucking one of
Speaker 2: those spike traps is crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like that that's like a fiddle.
Speaker 2: Over all.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: First question comes from Breaking Butt starring Walter White. Prices
Speaker 4: as income.
Speaker 1: As income white like not white like come white as income.
Speaker 2: Right right, white income.
Speaker 1: He says, Hey, yard worker, gang banger, and KFC eater,
Speaker 1: that's all of us, to be.
Speaker 2: Fair, that's true. That could be any of us. Yeah.
Speaker 1: True, I definitely definitely two of them.
Speaker 2: At least.
Speaker 4: I've definitely hardworked. I've definitely eaten KFC, and I've definitely gang.
Speaker 2: Banged a million times. That's the only way that I
Speaker 2: have sex. Actually, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Got to go first, and it's kind of what the do.
Speaker 1: I gotta go first. As long as I'm first and
Speaker 1: I'm done on them out. I don't care what happens.
Speaker 1: That is that's very selfish, selfish. You like me and
Speaker 1: you like when she's a little she's opened up a
Speaker 1: little bit, it's a little worn out.
Speaker 2: I mean it's selfish because like that that means that
Speaker 2: you're the only one that gets to have regular sex.
Speaker 2: How is that selfish then, because maybe somebody else wants
Speaker 2: to get the you're.
Speaker 1: Involved in a gang bank, other than me, Because this
Speaker 1: is about me right now, I assume that you're willing
Speaker 1: to have sex with a fucked woman already. I just
Speaker 1: don't want to. I'm gonna established I go first. Well, see,
Speaker 1: like I'm just saying, it is the idea of participating
Speaker 1: in a gang bank, but only fighting for that one
Speaker 1: where you know that it's.
Speaker 2: Like not a game next time. I love that idea.
Speaker 4: Let me pitch on you if you guys, let's say,
Speaker 4: let's say you could you can have like an orgy
Speaker 4: where it's just you and five of your most desirable women,
Speaker 4: like the people that you've like you you've had crushes on,
Speaker 4: like you fantasized the b But in the corner of
Speaker 4: the room there is there is an angry horse that
Speaker 4: is watching and it's very like it's stable as far
Speaker 4: as you know, but you can't predict what it'll do.
Speaker 2: No, I can't perform like that.
Speaker 1: If you can't perform if there's an angry horse, I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm afraid of their power. I'm not afraid of horses.
Speaker 1: That's afraid of horses.
Speaker 2: I can pet a horse and everything like that if
Speaker 2: I know on the green light that this horse won't
Speaker 2: do some crazy ship to me. But like a horse
Speaker 2: could end you so easily.
Speaker 1: It can.
Speaker 2: It's so easily.
Speaker 1: I don't have mister hands, you know, because I feel
Speaker 1: the horse might get riled up and hurt me. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't think the.
Speaker 2: Horse is gonna fuck. I don't know. You know that's
Speaker 2: kind of thing you don't like. I don't know. It's
Speaker 2: just it's just there's an angry horse in the corner,
Speaker 2: and he's like it can just step on you and
Speaker 2: in your head will pop. Like let's get right. Put
Speaker 2: this way.
Speaker 1: The room.
Speaker 2: The room is.
Speaker 1: The room is about the size of my entire apartment, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: So it's like it's it's a relatively big room. So
Speaker 1: even if he's in the corner, he's still pretty far
Speaker 1: far away, but like when you're in the throes of ecstasy,
Speaker 1: you will occasionally hear like and like some clocking, but
Speaker 1: you don't know that dark so you don't know if
Speaker 1: it's getting closer or not. Necessarily, That's what mister hans
Speaker 1: went through. He didn't know, he didn't know, and he
Speaker 1: ended up getting popped inside. He was actually looking for
Speaker 1: his keys. He dropped it.
Speaker 2: He was like, oh, he dropped it. Can you imagine that?
Speaker 4: Mister Hanslick was like a genuine twist of fate, like
Speaker 4: a really bad like he was looking for his keys
Speaker 4: out and out in the woods, like, oh, man, I
Speaker 4: dropped my keys.
Speaker 2: And he leaned over and.
Speaker 1: His pants fell down on The horse ran up to
Speaker 1: him and fucked him to death. Immediately the sound he
Speaker 1: made bro that sound.
Speaker 2: It really was, Why did you do that?
Speaker 1: You can tell you get here the moment he dies.
Speaker 1: Were you going to come soon? Or are you going
Speaker 1: to comfort me?
Speaker 4: The horse says that, yeah, the horse that's Shane. Anyway,
Speaker 4: this person asks how much money would it take for
Speaker 4: one of you to completely clean out asmen Gold's room.
Speaker 1: One hundred thou I'd do more than that.
Speaker 2: I think I'm already gagging just thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because there's probably like roaches who have shipped themselves
Speaker 1: in that apartment. The idea of a roach that shot
Speaker 1: itself crazy.
Speaker 4: It's, as you said something in a previous podcast, and
Speaker 4: I've been looking. I've been trying to find the clip
Speaker 4: if somebody in the audience can tag this to us
Speaker 4: on Twitter, because it maybe laugh all right, I want
Speaker 4: to clip it and put into it turn into a short.
Speaker 2: But you said Nixon looked like like a guy that
Speaker 2: raped a roach. There's such a vivid image that.
Speaker 4: But anyway, Yeah, like I don't know, to clean out
Speaker 4: asmen Gold's room would require that's a day. And that's
Speaker 4: that's because that's more than a day. That's like a
Speaker 4: weekend job minimum.
Speaker 2: So they're gonna need help too. You're gonna need help.
Speaker 2: You're gonna need like you can't get any help.
Speaker 1: It's just you. That's that's that's if you're gonna need
Speaker 1: you're going to need help.
Speaker 2: You wipe all the.
Speaker 1: Tooth blood off of his walls.
Speaker 2: See, like that's already just the smell alone is already destroying.
Speaker 1: To be iron and ship, the idea of iron and
Speaker 1: ship is crazy. Those are such a powerful.
Speaker 2: One of those old fucking kung fu films like The
Speaker 2: Iron Ship or something, stupid movies or something like that.
Speaker 2: It's always something. It's just two things.
Speaker 1: But ship.
Speaker 2: Copper come and then it's and then there's an old
Speaker 2: man with like a long beard and needs all the
Speaker 2: same movies.
Speaker 1: I gotta get a million.
Speaker 2: I gotta get a million. I got to be able
Speaker 2: to put my hands on him afterwards. I gotta I
Speaker 2: gotta get a cool mill. After tax I would say, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: straight cash, you're not getting taxed. I'm just saying, I'm
Speaker 2: just clarifying straight cash and keeping.
Speaker 1: Pillow of taxes. No, I'm just cognizant.
Speaker 2: You just don't want to pay them.
Speaker 1: You're not getting taxes.
Speaker 2: Yes, straight cash, I handed all right, straat cash, and
Speaker 2: don't put in the fucking bank or nothing. A million,
Speaker 2: a million. As a self employed person, they're gonna take
Speaker 2: your money.
Speaker 1: What you do is you open Swiss accounts. Obviously, you
Speaker 1: put two hundred thousand in one of your accounts and
Speaker 1: you leave it there. So listen, listen, a cool million
Speaker 1: to clean time and you dip because that's a lot
Speaker 1: of man, that's a lot of fabulous.
Speaker 2: So that's a lot of that's a lot of raid.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of fabulous. You need fire fight fabulous.
Speaker 1: You so pine saw, mister, those are not even those
Speaker 1: are not even You don't even care about those yet.
Speaker 4: No, but you need to mix them into like a
Speaker 4: like almost like like a goat tax where this this
Speaker 4: will fix.
Speaker 1: I would start off with a power washing hosting mask
Speaker 1: on of clorox. Definitely, just spray the whole place down first, Well,
Speaker 1: let that clarox eat through everything, and then after I
Speaker 1: can bring humans can breathe in there. Then I come, Well,
Speaker 1: you gotta clear everything out first, spray everything get clear.
Speaker 1: Well you don't not yet.
Speaker 4: You don't clear everything out because like there's infestations there easily.
Speaker 4: So your first job is to kill all the insects
Speaker 4: that are, no doubt fucking all over the least least.
Speaker 2: Yeah, two hundred bug bombs.
Speaker 1: Spray that thing.
Speaker 4: You take it in raid. There needs to be so
Speaker 4: much raid there that it's a fucking shadow legend. There
Speaker 4: needs to be as much raid as humanly possible. You
Speaker 4: clear out that's that's fucking stupid by itself. One day,
Speaker 4: one day you leave it alone with the raid. You
Speaker 4: come back the next day you kill you sweep up
Speaker 4: all the roaches, clean it up, then power wash thing,
Speaker 4: get rid of everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he cleaned all the blood off, all the blood.
Speaker 4: I can't believe the gums bleed. And his solution was,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna wipe it on the fucking walls. So like,
Speaker 4: I don't even think a caveman would do that.
Speaker 2: It's just like the fact that somebody that disgusting is
Speaker 2: like that well respected to like, I don't respect them,
Speaker 2: but there's people that, really.
Speaker 1: How can you respect I don't know how you can
Speaker 1: respect somebody? Like here's my take on politics. The head off.
Speaker 1: I like the head like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he throws the rest of them away. It's like
Speaker 2: sunflowers a ball of fucking headless roaches. So gross. I
Speaker 2: just that's so gross. That's so gross. Was you're gonna
Speaker 2: eat the roach you're eating like the least the.
Speaker 1: Smallest brain to see those little sticking out of his mouth.
Speaker 1: He's a fucking gross, little weird so fucking gross. That's
Speaker 1: all he could say everything right, he could have the
Speaker 1: best takes in it back. I don't care.
Speaker 4: If Bernie Sanders was like Aspen Gold, I would hate
Speaker 4: him exactly like I mean, like just like if he
Speaker 4: lived at if I found out that Bernie Sanders lived
Speaker 4: in a place where he's like shitting up his own
Speaker 4: back while he's playing World of War crap and like
Speaker 4: biting the heads off of roaches and wiping his gum
Speaker 4: blood all over the place and coming in a pillow
Speaker 4: and then like breathing it in as he sleeps, like
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know if I could come.
Speaker 2: On you blay your head. That's a true fact about it,
Speaker 2: Like true fact. No, Lie.
Speaker 4: Gold comes on his pillow and breathes it in as
Speaker 4: he sleeps because he believes he's like breathing in more
Speaker 4: of his soul.
Speaker 2: That's the least disgusting thing he does. That's that is
Speaker 2: the most sanitary thing that he does.
Speaker 1: I can't take it anymore.
Speaker 2: I can't take it now. We need universal healthcare except
Speaker 2: for Gold.
Speaker 1: Let that motherfucker die, like we gotta get him sick quick.
Speaker 2: Motherfucker thinks he's cleaner than me. No shot. The American
Speaker 2: people are tied up, and that motherfucker pops out of
Speaker 2: his dumpster. Huh.
Speaker 1: Literally a sessive streets grouch had ass.
Speaker 2: This motherfucker literally has a dumpster in his room, and
Speaker 2: then his fucking pecs in front of him. So he's
Speaker 2: just then doing whatever stupid fucking game he plays. And
Speaker 2: I would be like, yeah, that's yeah, he's sitting. He
Speaker 2: sits in a bathtub and pisses until it's full.
Speaker 1: He stays there for he stays there for eleven hours,
Speaker 1: hydrating and pissing until out. Because I've been trying to
Speaker 1: be able to piss myself on command and I can't
Speaker 1: do it. You're absolutely that's not true.
Speaker 2: You can't do it.
Speaker 1: You've just never you've never mild your pissing my mental block. No, No,
Speaker 1: that's not that's not the same. That means when you
Speaker 1: when you hold your piss and you pee, you catch different.
Speaker 1: That is your body being like I can't do this
Speaker 1: no more, and that's actually injuring yourself. Literally literally, that's it.
Speaker 1: Though for me, I want to be like I have
Speaker 1: to peel right now and just pee, but I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: My brain won't let me do that because I'm not
Speaker 1: a primal creature.
Speaker 2: You can do it.
Speaker 1: I gotta get more primal.
Speaker 2: Speaking, we don't even talk about physic ofself anymore. But
Speaker 2: I mean the next time.
Speaker 4: Speak of Speaking of all this, Zachary wrote in he says, hello,
Speaker 4: fellow Homo sapiens.
Speaker 1: So here's what happened.
Speaker 4: He has a story for us that kind of is
Speaker 4: about He says, I was cleaning a house and I
Speaker 4: found myself in a dark room with poor lighting. I
Speaker 4: came across a clear container that had some sort of
Speaker 4: liquid inside, and thanks to this podcast, my mind went
Speaker 4: to a joke. It looked like it was a container
Speaker 4: full of piss. Without thinking much, I decided to take
Speaker 4: it outside and dump it. To my horror, as soon
Speaker 4: as I emptied it, I realized it actually was a
Speaker 4: container of piss. The worst part, even though I managed
Speaker 4: to not spill a single drop on myself, I swear
Speaker 4: I could taste it afterwards. Oh it was so disgusting.
Speaker 4: I couldn't get the taste off my tongue. So my
Speaker 4: question is, what is the most discus thing you have
Speaker 4: found while cleaning an apartment slash house? PS do I
Speaker 4: do not recommend drinking piss at all?
Speaker 2: Stale, bristea, stale. The idea of stale piss is crazy. Stale.
Speaker 2: It lost all of all the carbonation gone.
Speaker 4: So I will say this this isn't the most disgusting
Speaker 4: thing necessarily, because I'm sure like the most disgusting thing
Speaker 4: is like completely like memory hold for me, like I
Speaker 4: probably forgot about it. But I will say something that
Speaker 4: really stuck with me forever was I left. I remember
Speaker 4: I used to drink a lot of chocolate milk, and
Speaker 4: I remember leaving a cup of it, like a little
Speaker 4: bit of it, like you know that like that little
Speaker 4: bit of like like what that's usually left that you
Speaker 4: would normally like rinse or whatever. I kind of left
Speaker 4: it on a windowsill and I forgot about it because
Speaker 4: the curtains were over it and shit like that. And
Speaker 4: I forgot about it for.
Speaker 1: About like a week. And I don't know what it is, man,
Speaker 1: but the smell of stale chocolate.
Speaker 4: Milk is uniquely disgusting in a way that is like
Speaker 4: really difficult to forget. If anybody's curious, go do it,
Speaker 4: Go run the experiment. It is like actually like a
Speaker 4: fucking phenomenally interesting scent because it's just like nothing smells
Speaker 4: like this. Yeah, there's no like milk doesn't smell like this,
Speaker 4: Chocolate doesn't smell like this. Nothing that is part of
Speaker 4: what this is smells like this.
Speaker 2: The best time in the northern hemersphere. Try it, just
Speaker 2: just just try it.
Speaker 4: Run a little experiment, beat by like a mile and
Speaker 4: a half. Yeah, yeah, I don't think it's again, I
Speaker 4: don't think it's the most. It's just the thing that
Speaker 4: comes to mind, and it's the thing that like I
Speaker 4: remember most, Like I still think of it, Like whenever
Speaker 4: I see a cup like laying somewhere, I think about
Speaker 4: that smell.
Speaker 1: Still.
Speaker 2: It was so fucking putt. It was like that food
Speaker 2: that I got from that uber that one time.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that?
Speaker 2: What was that? I still don't. I don't fucking know.
Speaker 2: You said, Joe ate it, right, Joe? I think Joe
Speaker 2: ate it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe eats anything.
Speaker 5: You could.
Speaker 1: You could put asmen Gold's room in front of Joe
Speaker 1: and Hill because there's probably enough protein there.
Speaker 2: Like I got that guy. He left the whole body.
Speaker 1: No, he left the whole body.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's wasting so much, he's wasting so many proteins.
Speaker 2: Do you think Joe would eat roaches? I think you would. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you would definitely, like have one if you brought like
Speaker 2: those like chocolate.
Speaker 1: Caramel, whatever, Yeah, some flavored roaches or whatever.
Speaker 2: He's too. He's too.
Speaker 1: If someone fed me that, I would absolutely destroy them.
Speaker 1: Lacey fed me a roach on a live stream that
Speaker 1: we did like like two years ago or something. I
Speaker 1: would have Your roach is the worst one man, not
Speaker 1: even like a cricket or something, a meal worm.
Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, you can't eat roaches. Actually, I don't
Speaker 4: think they sell that because they're dirty creating. I think
Speaker 4: it was crickets.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was something. It was a bug, which was enough.
Speaker 2: For me to be like a crickets looked so gross
Speaker 2: to me too. I actually screamed so loud that the
Speaker 2: stream went offline.
Speaker 1: I'm not even joking.
Speaker 4: It was like it was like super boots streaming in
Speaker 4: the hyperbolic time chamber. Like I screamed the stream away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a I had a cheddar meal worm
Speaker 2: one time. But that was the one and only time
Speaker 2: that I purposefully ate a bird.
Speaker 1: But I would loose my I rely fed me a
Speaker 1: fucking bug. I'd be like, hey, you're actually in dangers
Speaker 1: to get away from me? Yeah, okay, I did, like
Speaker 1: all jokes, sill, I'm kidding around to find out if
Speaker 1: you want to, but get away from me, all.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm gonna talk to the her behind the scenes,
Speaker 2: but hey, episode three hundred.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get episode hundred. So like like every like
Speaker 1: every Hispanic person ever, I have an uncle that would
Speaker 1: come and grab me and my cousin and use for
Speaker 1: manual labor, because that's what happened.
Speaker 2: And had an uncle that would come and grab my cousin.
Speaker 1: He would come, he would swing by like every like
Speaker 1: every like you would swing one weekend a month, he
Speaker 1: would just shove me and be like, hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take the boys. I'm gonna buy Hi food. Every work
Speaker 1: right took boys. Hey, I'm gonna finished. So he would
Speaker 1: go he'd fucking work on his ex wife or some
Speaker 1: fucking bitchy's fucking house, and literally there was so there's
Speaker 1: a weird smell coming from upstairs and on the fucking
Speaker 1: inside of the uh what do they call the gutters?
Speaker 1: Yeah whatever, Well, if you're talking about gutters, the gutters
Speaker 1: upper part of the upper like little vent, like the
Speaker 1: little little like opening.
Speaker 2: And like things, Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 1: So he was like, oh, this disgusting, and he pulled
Speaker 1: it out and just dropped it in my arms and
Speaker 1: it was a fucking dead possum and it was so
Speaker 1: fucking putrid smelling. There were maggots coming out of it,
Speaker 1: and I was just looking at it and I was just.
Speaker 2: Like, it was so bad.
Speaker 1: Smelled my sinse smell turned off. It was like off off,
Speaker 1: you got it. You can't do that, you can't be
Speaker 1: it's good power. This was so bad.
Speaker 5: This is so bad.
Speaker 1: You can't do this right now, Kingston, we gotta we
Speaker 1: gotta preserve you.
Speaker 2: My cousin threw up. He was like, this is fucking
Speaker 2: I think I've ever smelled it.
Speaker 1: A dead animal that a dead animal that close, it's horrifying.
Speaker 2: And a small, old dead possum that you know, went
Speaker 2: into our garage and unfortunately it died, little baby on
Speaker 2: the So I had to get the whole it.
Speaker 1: The whole put it.
Speaker 2: Imagine just that rotting carcass, the ite. That was gross,
Speaker 2: I would say the gross The grossest thing was I
Speaker 2: was in my homies house and he shared like a
Speaker 2: bunk bed with like one of his brothers or something.
Speaker 2: And I remember sitting down on the bunk bed and
Speaker 2: I looked at his wall and I was like, I
Speaker 2: saw dry, brownish streaks on the wall, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's dry. Come dude, it could come turns brown after
Speaker 2: like a while, like if you just leave. Like like, no,
Speaker 2: people don't know that because like you know, nobody comes
Speaker 2: on anything to dry. Most people don't do that. But
Speaker 2: like there are examples of you know, people being they
Speaker 2: leave the piss, they do things like that, and like
Speaker 2: it turns like kind of almost a rusty, a rusty
Speaker 2: kind of because of the chemicals that are in it.
Speaker 2: It kind of just oxid oxidizes and then it like anyway, yeah,
Speaker 2: I saw that ship on his wall, and then I
Speaker 2: also saw like I looked at his floor and there
Speaker 2: was like a I was like, that's a come stand
Speaker 2: on the carpet and I was like, bro, I'm never
Speaker 2: coming back in the room ever again. Like I was.
Speaker 2: It was one of those things where we come over.
Speaker 2: I would jam with this dude and I was just
Speaker 2: I was like, are you It's like, is it both
Speaker 2: of you? You guys like just hey, bros, be funny.
Speaker 2: You guys just coming on the wall. It was it
Speaker 2: was so fucking gross. I've never seen.
Speaker 1: I could have so disgusting who actively just leaves that,
Speaker 1: like you know, I guess it's like asthmen gold level.
Speaker 1: But it's also It's just I don't know, man, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't expect someone to invite somebody over.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, I guess they just don't care.
Speaker 2: They're like asthmen go, clearly doesn't care. So it's that.
Speaker 1: I guess it's the same thing that's so gross. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're telling me I did just coming on and leaving
Speaker 1: it in there.
Speaker 2: I would feel ashamed. I gotta I gotta clean this
Speaker 2: even Okay, let me just go wipe it up real fast.
Speaker 6: Coming it is kind of a stupid thing, like never
Speaker 6: rolled over, not.
Speaker 2: For my recollection, It's never happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've come on every into my house.
Speaker 2: Literally, you've made sure you got the black light to
Speaker 2: make sure you mister spot, it's just a hole of black.
Speaker 2: That's a project, dude, that makes sure you hit every
Speaker 2: corner with the paint. Miss the spot.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see what do we got here?
Speaker 2: What have we got here? We got one?
Speaker 4: It was a relatively tame win in comparison to how
Speaker 4: fucking off the rails? These questions usually super major, And
Speaker 4: he says, hello, the three Anti and the three amigas.
Speaker 2: Stupid.
Speaker 4: I've been on a comic and superhero cake lately, and
Speaker 4: I was curious what your favorite anime or wait, huh.
Speaker 2: Heditation. That's crazy. He's like fucking crazy, like like casually asking.
Speaker 1: Like as if like everyone has their favorite Lolli Khan
Speaker 1: or the guy like, are you the like if for
Speaker 1: a fight with that?
Speaker 2: Like predators? Are you theorie? Have you seen that yet? No?
Speaker 2: What is that? Give me one second? Is it a
Speaker 2: video of some guy? Like give me one second? As
Speaker 2: if it's like in your favorites? Yeah, yesterday it was
Speaker 2: somebody like debating Lolli kan.
Speaker 1: No, it's some people came to a lot like on
Speaker 1: posters like Lolly Lolly liking is it's like your predatory
Speaker 1: and the guys like, are you theorieth here looking for
Speaker 1: a fight?
Speaker 2: Are you there? He looks like he sounds like he's
Speaker 2: like the mad Hatter, but mad.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, Lolly's sucking creepy, fucking stupid. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's not I get it. It's not actual whatever, it's
Speaker 4: closer than it needs to be, so why Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Don't get it because like ideal, the only idea is.
Speaker 4: That it's completely fictional. Therefore it's like not but it's like, no,
Speaker 4: but that's not that's a stupid thing to write.
Speaker 1: But it's yeah, that's an you're not getting made. But
Speaker 1: like making that argument in general already completely because that's
Speaker 1: kind of the problem. It's it's like, why.
Speaker 2: Even it is fiction, but the fact that you're into
Speaker 2: it is by itself very disturbing and it's not a
Speaker 2: good sign. It's so like, I go further than that
Speaker 2: not being a good sign, and it is completely is
Speaker 2: good because it's as simple as this a drawing of
Speaker 2: a fully adult woman.
Speaker 1: I know this isn't real, but I'm attracted to it
Speaker 1: because I like big boobies and big asses, right, so
Speaker 1: when you extrapolate that data, that's like, uh, sir, you
Speaker 1: like little kids. It's as simple as that, and you
Speaker 1: should be killed.
Speaker 2: In Minecraft. Whatever do people still play? Mind? He did not.
Speaker 1: He did not ask a lot he did.
Speaker 2: That's not what he said.
Speaker 1: Oh god, what is this a video? We're gonna have
Speaker 1: to Yeah, you're gonna play play you put it up
Speaker 1: to your play it in the microphone and put play
Speaker 1: it towards us. This sounds like hell already, Like it
Speaker 1: sounds like a train.
Speaker 2: Put the audio side up to your microphone. What is this?
Speaker 2: Here's the mad Hat.
Speaker 4: He's like, j low, look at what these peopleofy is
Speaker 4: fake fucking British guy.
Speaker 2: Imagine also thinking sounds like the Mad Hatter.
Speaker 1: But he's like, also seems kind of giant, doesn't he
Speaker 1: like he seems like he looks like he was like
Speaker 1: kind of above those people by quite you know, over.
Speaker 2: The that's th man that's.
Speaker 1: Heard about this, like on you see the snuff a
Speaker 1: little bit, you've seen this things.
Speaker 2: That's Jay. If Heleno did that, I would turn it.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't I want. I couldn't finish it. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: have to. My eyes would be staple to the screen.
Speaker 2: If Jay Leno was talking about Lolly.
Speaker 5: I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: hear about this.
Speaker 1: Step literally removing me from removing from that would destroy
Speaker 1: the prob like that when he cried finally let in
Speaker 1: the world started getting warped.
Speaker 2: It'd be like that.
Speaker 1: If you turn the TV might turn it back on down.
Speaker 2: So I think she's the forty nine thousand year old dragon.
Speaker 2: ID to agree are his band is like I'm sucking
Speaker 2: out of here dude, get up. One guy gets something place,
Speaker 2: the one last sway out and blows them. She shuts
Speaker 2: your ass back down, resurrected. No one's getting drunk. You
Speaker 2: get a lolli. You He starts handing out lolli so
Speaker 2: they want this, you get the idea.
Speaker 1: The idea of being given a lolli is so infuriating
Speaker 1: because now it's attached to you.
Speaker 2: Already you did nothing wrong and now you're just involved.
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest, damn it. I might attack the person.
Speaker 2: It depends on who it is, though. Yeah, I might
Speaker 2: not attack my closest friends as they did because I'm like,
Speaker 2: you're a fucking idiot, Like you're you're clearly trolling me.
Speaker 2: I guess don't fucking do that. But if someone like,
Speaker 2: say we're at a con and someone did, I think
Speaker 2: I would actually attack them. I think I would attack them.
Speaker 1: I think I swipe out them like a bear.
Speaker 2: I think I would fucking take them down and pound
Speaker 2: them out, because like that's crazy. Well I think they
Speaker 2: deserve it. Well no, unless they liked it, but it
Speaker 2: was like they're like being blissed. Then I'd be really upset.
Speaker 2: I'm doing kill him. You finished what you're doing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess if you're halfway through you might as well.
Speaker 2: And they don't have blue balls.
Speaker 1: Now the idea of you slamming someone to the floor,
Speaker 1: pulling their pants off and they starts smiling at you, like, whoa,
Speaker 1: this is about hurting you. Wasn't about whoa? Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: anything wrong with the joking And listen to this image, Brian,
Speaker 1: you go it over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jimmie's into it. I think feel like Jimmy is
Speaker 2: like Jimmy fell In. That's all he does. Every you
Speaker 2: can literally just say like, so, welcome to the show,
Speaker 2: Hugh Jackman, and then Hugh jack is like, hey, thanks
Speaker 2: for having me. He's got I'm like, yo, Jimmy, he
Speaker 2: does slapping.
Speaker 1: The versus w Red is out in theatre today, right,
Speaker 1: He's like yes, it is like he's he's like.
Speaker 2: He does the Gods where he extends himself. Jackman just
Speaker 2: whoa what are you?
Speaker 1: Just like?
Speaker 2: Oh my crazy? This aow crazy?
Speaker 4: We still got this question. Yeah, what is your favorite
Speaker 4: anime or love adaptation of a hero is? I think
Speaker 4: I think it's like love. I think it's missed. I
Speaker 4: think there's like maybe like a language thing.
Speaker 1: Or maybe maybe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can extrapolate what he's talking about. I'm a
Speaker 4: huge fan of Chadwick Chadwick Boseman chat chat.
Speaker 2: Did Chadman stop Curry? Sorry?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm a fan of Chadwick Boseman's Black
Speaker 4: Panther or Miles from into Spider Verse.
Speaker 1: Thank you for the laughs and not coming to my
Speaker 1: house to kill me. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: I mean you're you.
Speaker 1: He understood the assignment and for that, you get you
Speaker 1: get along.
Speaker 2: Patreon? Can we please? This is such a crazy merch idea. No,
Speaker 2: let's not. Let's come on, but he's not. His name's uh.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Fuck no, I seen in an episode We're done, We're done.
Speaker 2: That would be amazing, though, that would be amazing. What
Speaker 2: we're gonna say, I don't even know just that, well,
Speaker 2: you get the idea. That's the merch a depiction of
Speaker 2: not Jay Leno give me you get a swollen and
Speaker 2: all burned up, just fucked up like a Is that
Speaker 2: that should Frank Crew or the Giant? Can that be
Speaker 2: the collab of the person? We We shall not? So
Speaker 2: this dude just went into another dimension. But he's actually
Speaker 2: I think he's still leaping right, He's quantum lyeping.
Speaker 7: He just saw himself in the mirror and he's down.
Speaker 7: He's like he's down trend. But he says, oh, no,
Speaker 7: I'm day, I'm j.
Speaker 2: Oh. That's so. I would be so fucking mad if
Speaker 2: that happened.
Speaker 1: Dude, if I walk up and I was Jay Leno,
Speaker 1: I would piss myself and die.
Speaker 2: I'd be so wait a thousand times. Would rather be
Speaker 2: like a down syndrome person any day?
Speaker 1: Would I would go on live television, said he Edward
Speaker 1: like a thousand bags and blow myself up, give me
Speaker 1: my show back. I would just I would walk in
Speaker 1: and recording and be like, hey, I'm here now, look
Speaker 1: at on.
Speaker 2: My cards, driving my cars, building.
Speaker 1: Them all together, turn on all their and just would
Speaker 1: have been neutral and I would just drive and you.
Speaker 2: Put you put bricks on every single put the break,
Speaker 2: put the bricks on, and then let the motherfuckers go.
Speaker 4: This entire warehouse is just whonever our audience even knows
Speaker 4: who Jaylen is. I wonder if that's like a very
Speaker 4: like how old is that?
Speaker 1: Because he's not really that relevant at all, Like Conan
Speaker 1: is way more relevant than yeah.
Speaker 2: They know, yeah they it's actually it's very because anyone
Speaker 2: who was let's say, if you're a teenager in twenty
Speaker 2: in the twenty tens, you definitely know, probably because of
Speaker 2: the beef. But if you're if you were, like say
Speaker 2: maybe in middle school in the twenty tens, we probably
Speaker 2: don't know. Yeah, yeah, you probably like, didn't you think
Speaker 2: that's that burned up guy with the car. There is
Speaker 2: definitely a big possibility that there's maybe a portion of
Speaker 2: his audience that are like, yeah, never.
Speaker 1: See what the thing in the newth and I'm a
Speaker 1: terrible person.
Speaker 2: Oh they'll learn. Actually, we were actually.
Speaker 1: Doing pretty good.
Speaker 2: We're doing real good because we started before. Yeah, let's uh,
Speaker 2: yeah we could we could go a little bit more
Speaker 2: with some questions. Did you answer the question? Oh, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: we didn't do.
Speaker 4: Her best adaptation of like a personal favorite adaptation of
Speaker 4: like a comic or I guess anime adaptation anime character.
Speaker 4: Now that there's like I guess that now that there's
Speaker 4: like some some live action anime adaptations that aren't total ship,
Speaker 4: I guess that's probably more in the question now. But yeah,
Speaker 4: I try to post in black Panther is pretty good.
Speaker 4: I just uh, I'm trying to think of like a
Speaker 4: like my favorite adaptation of a character. It's a live action.
Speaker 2: Something like the original had so many good ones. You
Speaker 2: know RDJ.
Speaker 1: SpongeBob in the musical.
Speaker 2: What was that? The actually do you know the SpongeBob
Speaker 2: that Ariana Grande cheated with? I can't believe that's a thing.
Speaker 2: He looks like a.
Speaker 4: Fucking demon too, Like he looks like somebody that you
Speaker 4: would have left in a fucking dumpster and left, Like
Speaker 4: if you found him crawling at you, bleeding, you would
Speaker 4: have left him alone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no sympathy and anything. He looks like someone
Speaker 1: i'd assume would have died immediately during dead Space. Yah,
Speaker 1: you know he didn't even he didn't even get out
Speaker 1: the door. He just got him a negro morph than
Speaker 1: fast about this lingering tears of that.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: But for me, obviously, it's to maguire Spider Man.
Speaker 2: What really you always talk about like how he's not
Speaker 2: a good Spider Man.
Speaker 1: Well he's I'm super nostalgic for him because that's the
Speaker 1: Spider Man I saw growing up. You know, he's trash,
Speaker 1: but you love him exactly. I think that's totally I
Speaker 1: don't I would even go as far as trash. I
Speaker 1: don't think he was the best casting choice pheno typically
Speaker 1: best casting choice, but at the same time, he fucking
Speaker 1: he was a spider Man. He's greatest spider Man two,
Speaker 1: greatest Spider Man one. I was with him the foe
Speaker 1: as screen goblin. I think arguably the best casting choice
Speaker 1: for anyone ever in a comic movie of all time,
Speaker 1: other than JK.
Speaker 2: Simmons. It's it's literally those two from j was insanely that.
Speaker 2: I remember the audience eruption when they first showed him.
Speaker 2: The audience was like yo, because that was like everyone
Speaker 2: was like, yo, that looks spot.
Speaker 1: On when I read Spider Man now I hear him
Speaker 1: talking that voice literally, oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Like that's the impression that a lot of people do
Speaker 4: in modern media now too. Like if you see J
Speaker 4: Joe and jameson and like in like a video game
Speaker 4: or like a cartoon, they're all doing like some version
Speaker 4: of JK.
Speaker 2: Simmons. JK just kidding Simmons, just just kidding, just kidding, serious, serious.
Speaker 2: He's also really old now, dude, it looks crazy acting
Speaker 2: absurd shape he's right now, he's Jack Santa. Like it's like, well,
Speaker 2: I guess he is a master straight up. That's very true.
Speaker 1: He's master like Beast Moode Massarochie. It's insane. It's like
Speaker 1: when he fought when it was Jackie Chun, Jackie Chun Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jukie n Yeah. Yeah baby, that was born with a
Speaker 1: nose and it's straight up.
Speaker 2: Krilling, did you see that that?
Speaker 1: I mean no face, Yeah, but you made a face
Speaker 1: with a nose. Oh, you're right.
Speaker 2: I missed the originals voice. I missed the original voice
Speaker 2: actor Krilling me too, Yeah, this is a good one.
Speaker 2: And then he turned into like a like a grimlin
Speaker 2: or something. The new voice.
Speaker 1: Is he a gremlin?
Speaker 2: Well, it's like his voice was like very ah yeah,
Speaker 2: when it was like very, there was a very I
Speaker 2: can't even do it the old one because it was
Speaker 2: a very The old.
Speaker 1: Voice was so particular. If I'm remembering it right, it
Speaker 1: just sounds like a guy that's really.
Speaker 2: Him, Like it was weird. There was a weird there's
Speaker 2: this I can't I can't even explain how you would
Speaker 2: just like I can't describe it, but it was. It
Speaker 2: was such a unique voice that it's like there's so
Speaker 2: you know the the I hate everything about you that
Speaker 2: song that singer whatever his name is. It's not like that.
Speaker 2: But that guy can do this thing with his voice
Speaker 2: where it almost sounds like it's doubled up when it's not.
Speaker 2: And that Krillin actor had this weird thing that he
Speaker 2: would do with this throat that made his sound like
Speaker 2: his ship was layered. And there's people that are just
Speaker 2: talented with their vocal cords, but that voice.
Speaker 1: So it's just like a.
Speaker 5: Same.
Speaker 1: No, it's not the adult the adult version of the same.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about the kid the good one. It's it's
Speaker 2: the same as the old old Vegeta. And then there
Speaker 2: was and I think it was like there's Vegeta and
Speaker 2: Krilling and then and then those people left and they
Speaker 2: got like newer ones and then aymore No, no, I'm
Speaker 2: just saying that's how whatever the original one, it was
Speaker 2: an original one.
Speaker 4: And are you talking about the Ocean dub with Brian
Speaker 4: Drummond as Vegeta or are you talking because like Vegeta
Speaker 4: it's weird because you have the Brian Drummond Vegeta from
Speaker 4: the Ocean dub.
Speaker 2: He's like I'm going to kill you know, yeah, that
Speaker 2: kind of thing. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then Christopher Sabatt, who has two different versions depending
Speaker 4: on like if it's like the older Dragon Ball Z
Speaker 4: or like the newer Dragon Ball Z where it's more
Speaker 4: like Piccolo now kind of like more subdued, less raspy
Speaker 4: than it used to be.
Speaker 1: He was more he was more animated before, so now
Speaker 1: he's like not as animated about I'm going to kill you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, make you look nice. That's awesome. Oh boy,
Speaker 2: I can't do.
Speaker 1: I can't do.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, Oh boy.
Speaker 1: I love the evil go anywhere, the TikTok, the TikTok.
Speaker 1: I love the tiktoks of Goku, like calling people like
Speaker 1: horrible ship. I saved that ship immediately I saw that.
Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta I have to own this.
Speaker 2: This has to be it. Him saying the f slur
Speaker 2: is funniest. I love. That's good too, like Jack piggoty pot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: somebody probably knows what I'm talking about. I don't know
Speaker 2: which dubbed this and this and that, so somebody probably
Speaker 2: can clarify. But there was an old krilling version of
Speaker 2: voice that I grew up with, like say, watching Tnami,
Speaker 2: and then as it got like.
Speaker 1: Here's more of a Hey it's me, I know what
Speaker 1: you mean. Yeah, I'm krilling. I'm like what, he's like
Speaker 1: a fucking fraud. That's the one I only remember. I
Speaker 1: only remember that.
Speaker 2: There was one where he sounded more like like I
Speaker 2: can't do it like Goku, Like it was like like
Speaker 2: you would hear the gremlin kind of that.
Speaker 1: He was my curling forever.
Speaker 2: He was like, you would get scared and you have
Speaker 2: this more like like you have this kind of like
Speaker 2: voice that my see when I grew up, I remember
Speaker 2: crill and sounding like gok, what are you doing? What
Speaker 2: are you doing? Can I? Can? I go where else?
Speaker 1: Go on? You have no evidence to be doing that pressure,
Speaker 1: by the way, because I cut away from it.
Speaker 2: So it's like.
Speaker 1: Crazy you are what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Are you interesting? And upgrading your cable?
Speaker 1: Go go.
Speaker 2: Lisa? Anyway. I was literally just dealing with the one
Speaker 2: of those Brian gentlemen, Brian Brian, Brian Johnson from me
Speaker 2: from the Bengal.
Speaker 1: Name is Briant. I am from Tennessee.
Speaker 2: I prove it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was like that when we like we would
Speaker 4: get hammered in the sucking Glendale places where we'll be like, hello,
Speaker 4: my name is clay Is I'm from Memphis, Tennessee.
Speaker 1: Not from sucking Memphis.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I remember that he was live. He's wrong. Hello,
Speaker 2: my name is My name is Clay.
Speaker 1: This is what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Clay?
Speaker 1: I am from Memphis, Tennessee.
Speaker 2: Latest. My name is Clay right. I do love Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump and his macle brock again.
Speaker 4: Again, that's kind of like it's kind of like the
Speaker 4: Eastern European like items kind of does that.
Speaker 2: What do you do? What are you doing? Little moundchi
Speaker 2: over there? What are you doing? Little mounchee?
Speaker 1: That video so that is one of the videos on
Speaker 1: the internet. Mario of like Philly, Frank and I just
Speaker 1: smarting screaming. That's a classic video like them lighting them
Speaker 1: lighting anything for views on fire.
Speaker 2: I remember it was Mario and Luigi in the in
Speaker 2: the woods.
Speaker 4: In Austrailia getting high on mushrooms. And then Donkey Kong
Speaker 4: is just Chad and then they set his He had
Speaker 4: like this furry suit and they.
Speaker 2: Set it up. They lit a fireball and they threw
Speaker 2: it out and he caught. That is so dangerous. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Era of YouTube was so out of pocket the funniest
Speaker 1: ways because it was about it was about making, It
Speaker 1: was about making other creators laugh. I feel like, so
Speaker 1: it was like what would make everybody laugh their ass off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah it was. It was about it was
Speaker 2: being funny. It was that people made money without centuring
Speaker 2: themselves to those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do whatever you wanted to make jokes and
Speaker 1: then absolutely I kind of time. Yeah I miss it, dude.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, it's so funny because people talk about how
Speaker 4: bad that time was and it's like, dude, to that place,
Speaker 4: that place in time feels like like a fucking Kumbai
Speaker 4: a town in comparison, it's insane.
Speaker 2: You were able to have Deggie chloroform a fucking girl
Speaker 2: in an intro. That was that era. It was really
Speaker 2: comedy shorts paper that was fine. Actually wait, comedy shorts,
Speaker 2: raping sounds also riping sorry.
Speaker 5: War week.
Speaker 1: Rip rapist. Oh my, that of YouTube was so magical.
Speaker 2: Dude, Nobody Sorts of Rapists is so fucking there. He
Speaker 2: moves up and down like.
Speaker 1: A muppet as you and he's Australian.
Speaker 2: It's not even this is his character. I miss that YouTube.
Speaker 2: That was so fun.
Speaker 1: It was so genuinely like every video I'd click on,
Speaker 1: I'd laugh my ass off.
Speaker 2: England is bright.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of the rat remember of a British
Speaker 1: rat I saw somewhere.
Speaker 2: Maybe it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Probably a muppet, Like it's like a muppet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just an exaggerated accent, like no one fucking
Speaker 4: sounds like that god willing like.
Speaker 2: A Potter puppet paddle.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jesus, comedy God that God bless comedy shorts,
Speaker 1: rapist stop.
Speaker 4: That is such a crazy interest, Like even I really
Speaker 4: need to stress this. Look the like twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen,
Speaker 4: twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen. It's a very different time culturally,
Speaker 4: very a lot of people being edgy for just for
Speaker 4: the sake of it.
Speaker 1: Yea, that was still crazy. Yeah, like that was crazy
Speaker 1: at the time, Like the I like that was not
Speaker 1: like something that was like oh yeah whatever.
Speaker 2: I've never actively used like literal like rape as a
Speaker 2: as a punchline in the way because usually it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: if you destroyed something fucking rape, it's like, well, yeah,
Speaker 2: like you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember I remember using that like whenever we
Speaker 4: would get like massacred in like a video games, like
Speaker 4: we got raped that match, Like that was like a
Speaker 4: common terminal, right, but even dude, like the idea that
Speaker 4: his intro like with him was a car through to
Speaker 4: him walking up to a woman and saying, hey, it's
Speaker 4: me and her ignoring him, and then her him core
Speaker 4: afforming her and dragging her offstream looking at the camera
Speaker 4: and smiling.
Speaker 2: So just to cut to like happy wheels skate play after,
Speaker 2: it's it's crazy guys going side cherry out, cheery out
Speaker 2: on a point and a ball. That is something you know. Sorry,
Speaker 2: other people around that time that were like, uh, there
Speaker 2: was a rape as I.
Speaker 1: There was just called him rapist. Stop these guys aren't
Speaker 1: Rapist is such a U name.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it's not even clever.
Speaker 5: It's like.
Speaker 2: It's just mean, it's just weird, Like it's it was
Speaker 2: a weird trow.
Speaker 4: But I I didn't watch him around those days, so
Speaker 4: I just like just there's a lot of stuff that
Speaker 4: I just like missed out on because I had literally
Speaker 4: never seen that intro before, Like ever.
Speaker 2: I didn't see it. Yeah, yeah, it got pulled up
Speaker 2: whenever he started becoming controversial or whatever. That ship like
Speaker 2: just surface.
Speaker 4: Wow, Yeah, because there's that he got He got in
Speaker 4: trouble because he like what the fuck. Did he he
Speaker 4: like ate a cow in one bite or something like
Speaker 4: on TV.
Speaker 2: I don't remember what the.
Speaker 5: Cow it just wha boy and.
Speaker 1: The cow is so scared. The cow is crying silently
Speaker 1: looking at the game. That was what.
Speaker 2: Controversial part was that like his cameraman zoomed into the
Speaker 2: cow's eyes as a tear fell, and you can see
Speaker 2: in the reflection of the cow's eye to the to
Speaker 2: the right, you see rape aside, like.
Speaker 1: K I is laughing prepping his jaw to open big
Speaker 1: enough to swallow a fucking suv.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Toby McGuire is my fish McGuire, Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 4: can't think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's Brian Cranston as Brian Kranton and the
Speaker 1: Home Alone anime is my favorite.
Speaker 2: What are you saying, Brian Cranston is Brian Kranton the
Speaker 2: Home Alone anime? He said, hoe anime featuring Brian featuring
Speaker 2: Brian Cranston. Is he like Harry or Marve or no? No,
Speaker 2: Brian Cranston, I'm sorry, excuse me? What did he what
Speaker 2: was his role?
Speaker 5: What did he do?
Speaker 1: He was just being Brian Cranston? What was his role
Speaker 1: as a as a character in the movie. It was
Speaker 1: on the TV as the dad from Malcolm in the Middle.
Speaker 2: So he's in Home Alone as Brian Cranston as How.
Speaker 1: He's acting as How in the movie.
Speaker 2: He's cut.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know what's going on here, guys,
Speaker 1: it's really not for me.
Speaker 2: So on the TV. Is that in the TV that's happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then you meet him in real life and
Speaker 1: he's actually Brian Cranston.
Speaker 2: So he's Angels with He's like Angels with Filthy Souls.
Speaker 2: He's like, he's that, Yeah, he's that movie.
Speaker 1: But Brian Cranston in the bat it's pretty much background.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna read the names, so like in the anime,
Speaker 2: and so it happens in this background. Don't let me finish.
Speaker 2: Calm down.
Speaker 1: So what happened is that during the Home Alone anime, right,
Speaker 1: you turn to the left and on the Home Alone
Speaker 1: anime is Malcolm in the Middle, but it's back behind.
Speaker 1: This is back I was back the scene just behind
Speaker 1: the scenes footage of Brian Cranston as How there. And
Speaker 1: then later on episode you meet Brian Cranston. I literally
Speaker 1: don't know if you're lying to me or not.
Speaker 2: I'm absolutely lying. Gone along with us.
Speaker 4: I'm riping, and you see there's a SpongeBob anime that's
Speaker 4: real and so like that sounds believable that there would.
Speaker 2: Be some weird thing like alone anime. I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: that it's like a full episode because it's funny and
Speaker 2: it's quick bark chloroform. How'd you get your name? Well?
Speaker 2: Because a long story. That woo you My smelling this.
Speaker 1: Knapp that's so, that's quite all right.
Speaker 2: I kind of I saw your your ear. He dives, dives,
Speaker 2: he dives. All right, we gotta get thee dives.
Speaker 1: We're flat, we're getting out of pocket. We're getting out
Speaker 1: of pocket. We are getting one wife. He just wipes
Speaker 1: it across everybody's face and he grabs them all by
Speaker 1: the ankles.
Speaker 2: And and this is about to be sure. That's why
Speaker 2: his name is.
Speaker 1: He's comedy. He does short comedy.
Speaker 2: That's that's rape. It happens to be. All right, let's
Speaker 2: get the I'm gonna read the names of our twenty
Speaker 2: five dollars.
Speaker 1: Out us out you want to split up on you guys?
Speaker 1: This time I'll start, I guess right, because I usually
Speaker 1: end it, but like I'll do there cremate me put
Speaker 1: me in a douche bottle higher hooker, run me through
Speaker 1: one more time.
Speaker 2: No, uh no, no, no, no, I won't garl.
Speaker 1: Dobby is Gaybble is found better than the girl.
Speaker 2: That's more like meat Wie than it is Dobby. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's kind of meat water.
Speaker 1: Dobby doesn't sound crazy. It doesn't sound that grandmarly.
Speaker 2: He just kind of sounds like a week small. Dobby
Speaker 2: doesn't like the way they hit Dobby.
Speaker 5: Dobby doesn't like the way the electoral college works. Harry Pop.
Speaker 5: Harry thinks one vote should equal one vote.
Speaker 2: Harry, have you ever looked into the American government? Harry?
Speaker 2: It's oh roll now?
Speaker 5: Dobby think its Project twenty twenty five is dad.
Speaker 2: He's reasonable, He's just like a average voter.
Speaker 1: He's very yeah, politically sound house out Yeah.
Speaker 4: But no one can take him seriously because he's a
Speaker 4: demon looking creature. He's a little magically with people, and
Speaker 4: no one trusts him.
Speaker 2: It was like, I've never done anything wrong to anyone.
Speaker 2: Why does no one respect me politically? I know, I know. Now,
Speaker 2: come get this chloroform.
Speaker 1: He goes on, Uh, he goes on. Piers Morgan, he
Speaker 1: goes on, here's Morgan.
Speaker 2: Would invite that motherfuckerby Why haven't you condemned the Trump shooter?
Speaker 2: It seems really easy.
Speaker 5: It's like, well, well doesn't gets fair hold one tide
Speaker 5: to unstandard, mister.
Speaker 2: Morgan, that is absolutely preposterous.
Speaker 4: He feels himself like a banana. He's like, I'm I'm
Speaker 4: the real peers Morgan.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like fucking Orion's belt, like a little
Speaker 1: alien and fucking men in black.
Speaker 2: We are ready were already off the time you read
Speaker 2: should have died.
Speaker 8: But still the behaviors of the right have been rather
Speaker 8: obsessed as of lately. Why do you feel the need
Speaker 8: to defend hamas I'm not defending.
Speaker 2: MS I think in general the behaviors.
Speaker 1: So do you think do you think Israel has a
Speaker 1: right to defend themselves?
Speaker 2: I think that it's a very confusing confroversation that you're
Speaker 2: being very aggressive.
Speaker 4: Has not been aggressive, but he's literally appear this is
Speaker 4: some guy. Calmody's like, you're a fucking moron.
Speaker 1: If you fucking you fucking knit twit, you tweat piece
Speaker 1: of dog trash.
Speaker 2: I think you're being very mean.
Speaker 1: Explain yourself. You showt to be ashamed of yourself. You
Speaker 1: duff kunt. You should be ashamed of what I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do to your face.
Speaker 2: It a few minutes miles away.
Speaker 4: He's losing his cool and he's it, but he doesn't
Speaker 4: know how to speak in a way that asserts that,
Speaker 4: so he's always speaking in like that.
Speaker 2: Mild man, you're really in danger? Are you really threatening me?
Speaker 2: Magic that you couldn't understand? Peace? I could kill everyone
Speaker 2: that looks similar to you.
Speaker 1: You sound fucking mad. What if I called comedy show?
Speaker 1: It's rapist right now?
Speaker 4: Peers Morgan knows comedy shorts. Gamer defers to him automatically
Speaker 4: in a conversation about hamas we have to go. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, I read one Man, Black and Keys, Black
Speaker 4: and Keys Glass by paramount the silver Spermer, the silver
Speaker 4: Let's go that that's my Is he right?
Speaker 1: Is so? Is it like? Is he writing a big Spermer?
Speaker 4: Is it like Iceman? Where like how Iceman like creates
Speaker 4: like aig? Is he just jizzing in front of him
Speaker 4: and then riding that way?
Speaker 2: Okay, because that's that's reserved for sperm man. Oh remember
Speaker 2: silver spermers, That silver sperm a giant elongated sperm.
Speaker 1: Of course, yes, and that is so discussed like flying nimbus,
Speaker 1: and he does.
Speaker 2: He does fitting for what spermlas la sperm come actus
Speaker 2: sperm actis.
Speaker 4: We'll work rapidly, that will work. Yeah, I just want
Speaker 4: a row of guys. I want to be on my
Speaker 4: knees because I miss those days. I miss sucking all
Speaker 4: those twinks. I follow one too many porn accounts. No, Kanye,
Speaker 4: don't say that the Jews are not gay Vaughan of
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Speaker 4: women and t I is in potion.
Speaker 2: Blats is pretty cool, gently commons all over.
Speaker 1: Gently used anal bead and porium round eyed.
Speaker 4: Asian maximalism is a scam made by Big Big to
Speaker 4: sell more more.
Speaker 2: That's true. Room actually lacked in the Comlactics is just
Speaker 2: is short for lactating.
Speaker 4: Bold and brash, bold and brash more like belongs in
Speaker 4: my ass.
Speaker 2: I forgot that he said that, and then it was
Speaker 2: belongs in my ass. Yeah, says that verbatim.
Speaker 5: Is real bad.
Speaker 1: You're freaking imagine, Oh my god, the new season. He's
Speaker 1: legitimately a Hamma supporter. Yeah, he's actually in Hamas.
Speaker 2: I'm ready to do that bidding already.
Speaker 1: Bob is immortal, so he can do whatever the he wants,
Speaker 1: is given ship. They're putting him to work, and he's
Speaker 1: doing things out of people are like, yeah, yeah, from
Speaker 1: the river tones see was hilarious.
Speaker 2: Hilarious.
Speaker 1: Patrick has seen better days. Patrick, Pat's got a real
Speaker 1: weird nick in his neck and his like his head
Speaker 1: is built in the wrong way.
Speaker 4: Failed him. The VA failed Patrick because he clearly went
Speaker 4: in the middle. Patrick clearly went in the military. There's
Speaker 4: no path for a normal society without without the guaranteed net.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you hurts my holy ship to pleted
Speaker 2: urandium sponge Sponge. We lost Larry to with I d
Speaker 2: Phallic Baldwin and come a ton huh An.
Speaker 4: Carlton's alter ego in the Phallic Verse, waved guns in
Speaker 4: the finale of Fresh Penis with ball hair hair. Who
Speaker 4: the hell would miss Trump's fat head like that Blair
Speaker 4: White canonically banging Alex Jones Goku walking up to you
Speaker 4: holding you a gun and saying, I need you to
Speaker 4: do me a favor.
Speaker 2: Would you watch that video? What Blair White fucking Alice Jones?
Speaker 1: Yeah, surely I would have to. I'm curious of the mechanics.
Speaker 2: I'd have to see it.
Speaker 1: I'd have to see a moment of it.
Speaker 2: Oh sounds like the poison damage, like poison.
Speaker 1: It is a poison damage to him technically, Alx Jones.
Speaker 1: His head behind, his ankles are well behind.
Speaker 2: He's getting doing trams damage.
Speaker 1: He's saying that as he's getting and he's commentating on
Speaker 1: his own Uh, he's commentating on his own excuse. Ankles
Speaker 1: are being held back by his shoulders. That's how twisted
Speaker 1: up this poor gentleman.
Speaker 2: His feet, his feet are up against his shoulders and
Speaker 2: bent back on his back. He's folded like a beach
Speaker 2: chair and going crazy. Listen, Blair, we can do this,
Speaker 2: but that you're assaulting Bee. Yeah, we gotta. We gotta
Speaker 2: got a great proper down. All right, let me get
Speaker 2: me get a position. No no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: there's no there's no there's no cracking.
Speaker 1: He's just that limber. He's that limber.
Speaker 2: It's no cracking down, No there is. But he's he's fine.
Speaker 1: He's just a.
Speaker 2: Glow sticks. I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: That's how he walks around, just like. In fact, I've
Speaker 1: never seen he walked into the hearing.
Speaker 2: I've never seen you've never seen him walk. I've never
Speaker 2: seen him walk.
Speaker 4: He's always sitting down, so for all you know, he
Speaker 4: could be cracking himself.
Speaker 2: He's like the fucking.
Speaker 1: Like that last Monster and scary stories of telling the
Speaker 1: Dark the Jangly Man.
Speaker 2: All right, that was a good That was a good
Speaker 2: fourteen hour stream, and then good job everyone at fourteen
Speaker 2: hour straight.
Speaker 1: We raised a lot of money for I don't know,
Speaker 1: fucking Alpha Brain raised a lot of money for he says,
Speaker 1: all three.
Speaker 2: We raised a lot of money for I don't know. Uh,
Speaker 2: I don't know, fucking whatever. Raise a lot of money
Speaker 2: for us. I would, well, we'll figure rather need that.
Speaker 2: Maybe Peter Teel or something. I don't know. Hulk Hogan's next.
Speaker 2: Ow ow oh my side actually hurt for laughing. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, alright, be next brother. Fuck Blair White is
Speaker 2: tapped out. It's like, what the fuck? I don't have
Speaker 2: any more in me. Don't don't be a quitter. Don't
Speaker 2: be a quitter. You knit, You fucking be a quitter,
Speaker 2: you transknit.
Speaker 1: Please read these okay, not of time. I can't do
Speaker 1: this anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm out here. He's cracking, Oh my god, like a
Speaker 2: bag of ice in a dryer. Just oh God, just slamming.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see, let's go doctor Cowboy, doctor Cowboy House.
Speaker 1: Ain't that just doctor Ranch, Doctor Ranch, Doctor Red Cowboy House.
Speaker 2: I forgot about the Cowboy house or what are we
Speaker 2: were saying? I totally forgot about Cowboy House too. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm here, doctor Cowboy. I'm be fucked for fourteenth straight
Speaker 2: hours by Blair White. You might know her.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: I wonder if this will be offensive to them. I
Speaker 4: wonder if they would like actually be like, we're just
Speaker 4: sucking around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope I got a message like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck are you doing? The fuck man? I don't know
Speaker 2: thought I thought we were cool. I I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. We gotta go. Fimboy Sarah On, Lord of Mordor.
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Speaker 1: man whose handies are now eightier, but not his dandy
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Speaker 1: nicked penis and balls.
Speaker 9: Nick Nick, God, damn the worst. H come Rob and
Speaker 9: Big Robin big work.
Speaker 2: So stupid. That is so stupid. But I would watch
Speaker 2: the ship out of that. I would have watched it, man, Rob.
Speaker 2: It's the same shows. It literally is the same show.
Speaker 2: Like what would changed?
Speaker 1: It would just be like mildly more difficult to advertise on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's basically.
Speaker 4: I met Roger Clark in my scumbag tea. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: no way, that's awesome. Wow, So he met he met
Speaker 4: the voice of Uh, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Who's that gum?
Speaker 1: Arthur Morgan's voice actor has seen your face seeing you?
Speaker 2: That's crazy, that's damn crazy. Yeah, that black fellow.
Speaker 1: I mean, never mind, let you he thinks everybody is
Speaker 1: Lenny who is Oh my god, would you say John
Speaker 1: has a Western accent? Yes, I think he does, but
Speaker 1: much less so than like what what what else would
Speaker 1: it be? Western? Definitely, But it's like Leary, no, John not.
Speaker 1: That's not off of Oh yeah, it hasn't much lesser
Speaker 1: than of them.
Speaker 2: Do It's not as like, well, I don't fucking know, dude.
Speaker 1: Arthur sees he sees Yao ming and he goes lame,
Speaker 1: you're not what you must be, must be Letty, I
Speaker 1: feel that is so Asian person.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: In like the Civil War. Actually, they're like a handful
Speaker 1: of the like for coast, does the game take a
Speaker 1: place in the West coast right? What the West coast right?
Speaker 2: Which is mostly east? Really mostly East? It's like uh
Speaker 2: uh Blackwater is Texas? Yea? Oh really essentially, like the
Speaker 2: sanity is like what like Louisiana for sure? Kind of well, lie,
Speaker 2: it's it Sandinese is New Orleans. L I forgot what
Speaker 2: the actual states called.
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Speaker 1: Phil Loser, Gordon loss.
Speaker 4: Spooky Swift and Slimy swinging Schlong, Derek singing she was
Speaker 4: a fast she was a fast machine. The Epstein The
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Speaker 4: six one six seven six.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: I mean, whatever social I don't want to do that.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's if it's so poor, what if it's
Speaker 2: this person? Well, I guess that's concerned. Your name is
Speaker 2: your your name? Well, isn't that like fucking elon musk kids?
Speaker 2: They're like this numbers and.
Speaker 1: Your social number? Your number is more part. This is
Speaker 1: my this is my son, this is my son, seventh
Speaker 1: generation room.
Speaker 2: But it's just a long gas.
Speaker 1: I've read a death rapid and sounds like that.
Speaker 2: That guy's not real. That's he's pretending. He's pretending he's
Speaker 2: not real. Does he so?
Speaker 1: Does he feel the beat through vibrations?
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, I guess right. It's not on. It's
Speaker 2: not on at all. It's totally He plays it well enough,
Speaker 2: but there's no shot that guy's actually it's so disrespectful,
Speaker 2: it's so fucking disrespectful. But we got it's pretty funny.
Speaker 4: I got Shapiro's Shapiro moans when he when his Swinger
Speaker 4: grocery the toilet paper, mister pants. The Grinch did nine
Speaker 4: to eleven in a plot to steal all those parents
Speaker 4: from their kids, not bowl over the first sin. An
Speaker 4: optimist sees a glass half full, a pessimist sees a
Speaker 4: mouth watering glass of piss, a cardboard pie, bumba butters,
Speaker 4: dsp outlived, doctor disrespect boogie and by presidency, that's dsp
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Speaker 1: He's like a famous loll.
Speaker 4: Cow who is probably the least bad, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean of the grandy Like he's he's like the
Speaker 4: most he's the most electable loll cow.
Speaker 2: He is what did he actually do? He just sucks ass.
Speaker 2: He's an asshole. He's just kind of a jerk. He's
Speaker 2: not self aware.
Speaker 1: And he jerked off on street, which like, I mean whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's so many people that beat off before
Speaker 1: they fucking stream or whatever. They beat off before and
Speaker 1: after back to even do it in front of the
Speaker 1: camera though, that's where he really fucked up.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, just wild, Like sitting up.
Speaker 1: With the chair on your work chair is.
Speaker 2: Amazing, amazing, Like the Christian his fucking.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey Tuban. They got to see an n guy who
Speaker 4: got caught like jerking off on a zoom call.
Speaker 2: You remember that, yes, which is I just I don't
Speaker 2: understand people like I don't understand it's so easy to
Speaker 2: not get caught doing wild ship.
Speaker 1: He saw the word zoom and he was like, I gotta.
Speaker 4: Spumpa fetter's jolly old dipshit basted and boogie pilled.
Speaker 2: Stupid that does not exist.
Speaker 4: Dumb as f boogie pilled is crazy made I load
Speaker 4: dripping splattered cipherograph bag maxing.
Speaker 2: The coal train runs on whole grain baby?
Speaker 1: Oh you got you.
Speaker 4: Read it fucking stupid, because wasn't the last time I
Speaker 4: was like you he runs on a whole grain baby?
Speaker 2: Is that what you thought? I think that's what we
Speaker 2: were saying, we baby, But he's just saying whole grain baby, baby. Whoa,
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna I'm gonna interpret that as a
Speaker 2: whole grain baby. I was totally remembering it being a
Speaker 2: whole grain baby, like he's eating. Yeah, totally, he was
Speaker 2: like eating, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Snake saves the kids from the transgender featuring a revolver
Speaker 1: written house and the bud lighte factor. I'll just read
Speaker 1: through the rest of these.
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Speaker 4: gotta askta as Lily's asparagus drinking piste dealer, Uh Smidgie
Speaker 4: the kid the e m T forcibly administering estrogen to
Speaker 4: old men, coming in a book and slamming it shut
Speaker 4: for fun.
Speaker 2: You come in this book or coping boy book sorts.
Speaker 2: Gaber here.
Speaker 4: Help me, I'm stuck in them. Well nword got a
Speaker 4: hard scope hit marker on Trump. Uh burt me daddy.
Speaker 4: Uh she pippedgan on my Pippo coming in the name
Speaker 4: of Trump voice. I shot my vans full of doodoo feces.
Speaker 1: I can't believe Michael Jackson said that.
Speaker 4: No way, I'm hanging out with a couple of goods,
Speaker 4: insisting that Brile is the stand of guy trill Nye,
Speaker 4: the south Side guy.
Speaker 1: Uh, just the hard art true.
Speaker 2: What was that thinking that we had where.
Speaker 1: It's like if Bill Night wasn't the science guy, but
Speaker 1: he just but he had a show and he.
Speaker 2: Was just like Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Show. It's
Speaker 2: just a show about Bill Bill.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like French is like fresh print of gay.
Speaker 1: What the fresh print of gay?
Speaker 2: Friend.
Speaker 1: Let's move on. I fall asleep to N word compilations,
Speaker 1: I show speed joined the I r a West Philadelphia,
Speaker 1: My gaze Max Gay shoot some gay outside the g
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Speaker 2: I got gay gay gay gay, get a gay, get
Speaker 2: gay the gay. And he said that I was gay with.
Speaker 4: Exposing people with likes not even to quote Colin, I'm
Speaker 4: sad and gay. It's your boy, Shawn having we do
Speaker 4: like a really impression that, having read the Garfield name
Speaker 4: the equivalent of the planets aligning, hook up my car
Speaker 4: battery to a dead hooker's clip bling and nos ring,
Speaker 4: call her Frankenstein's whrror. Sell her on the eBay for
Speaker 4: a neat five three x O learning Biden dropping out
Speaker 4: of the race due to a twitch push notification.
Speaker 2: George Lucas.
Speaker 4: George Lucas using the force to turn Trump's head at
Speaker 4: the last second because he wants he wasn't in a convertible,
Speaker 4: so it didn't rhyme.
Speaker 2: So he didn't didn't he didn't rhyme.
Speaker 5: He wasn't in a car, so heed, I'm glad he
Speaker 5: killed trumpet. He needs he needs to be in he
Speaker 5: needs to be in a car.
Speaker 1: There's nothing riskmic about, nothing worth making.
Speaker 2: There's simply nothing rhythmic about it doesn't rhyme doesn't. It
Speaker 2: doesn't rhyme doesn't run cutting.
Speaker 4: Anymore, rolling SpongeBob up and using him as a flashlight
Speaker 4: and dumbing him in what's left of the chum bucket
Speaker 4: slurp and stroke and smoking joking emoticon's going like this, Uh,
Speaker 4: drip by h Lord of homeless drip.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: There was a dentist practicing medicine in Circleville, Ohio for
Speaker 4: nearly forty years named doctor Gay Hiller.
Speaker 2: Broke it up? I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is true. He died in forty eight. I'll
Speaker 1: never forget that. I always remember that.
Speaker 2: I remember that.
Speaker 1: I always remember that doctor Gay Hitler.
Speaker 2: Died in forty eight. If you were going to google
Speaker 2: that and see that it's true and be concerned and confused,
Speaker 2: I know, uh, seal kfar, But did you know the
Speaker 2: men I blow make my ass become wide and the
Speaker 2: gerbil inside can.
Speaker 1: Be seen, the durbil inside. That was a weird meme
Speaker 1: at the time is that like everybody had a gerbil
Speaker 1: in there as you remember that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a thing.
Speaker 5: What was that that was?
Speaker 1: Because like what was that?
Speaker 4: The Derek might remember this better because we were like
Speaker 4: a lot younger when that story broke, so like we
Speaker 4: weren't paying a time.
Speaker 2: We know, the South Park.
Speaker 1: But that was a reference to something.
Speaker 2: Rumor. I can't remember which which actor it was. It
Speaker 2: was rich A Gear I think was it?
Speaker 4: I think that we're talking about, which is insane, but yeah,
Speaker 4: probably completely fucking false because why would anyone Why would
Speaker 4: Richard Gyear do that? Why would any actor? Why would
Speaker 4: anyone do that?
Speaker 2: Right? Right? I mean there, Yeah, that was gonna say there.
Speaker 2: I was just watching a you know what popped up
Speaker 2: America mens Watch Mojo. I haven't seen those in ages,
Speaker 2: you're telling me Watch mojor showed up and it was like, oh,
Speaker 2: evil musicians that tank their band or whatever. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: so of course the face of it was that guy
Speaker 2: from Lost Prophets. You remember what that guy did? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: Lost Yacht. He fucked babies, He literally fucked babies. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it made my twitch is saying.
Speaker 1: That, Yeah, really dark shit.
Speaker 2: The lea to that British band that were terrible, but
Speaker 2: they were blowing up and yeah, it came out that
Speaker 2: he loves all the spectrum of miners. Yeah, and there's
Speaker 2: a video I guess that exists of him smashing an
Speaker 2: infant apparently, yeah, apparently. And I was pretty it's pretty
Speaker 2: rough the watch Mojo because I put it on like
Speaker 2: an idiot. I watched it because I'm like, why not
Speaker 2: you have to hear that lady like talk about it
Speaker 2: in like the It wasn't her, it was some old fuck.
Speaker 2: I was like, is this guy what? Then showed in
Speaker 2: the corner who was narrating it was some fucking old guy.
Speaker 2: I was like, who is this guy? Do you think
Speaker 2: she left? If she did, I'm like, why is that
Speaker 2: channel report like that? I think she's getting fucking railed
Speaker 2: by comedy stza.
Speaker 4: Well here's the thing about her. It's like her voice
Speaker 4: is on. I like, I think it's hot for I
Speaker 4: don't know what it is. I think she's in she's
Speaker 4: an attractive way. I've never seen what she looks like.
Speaker 2: She probably attractive. Oh you've seen her?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, cause it was that scene with Tom Hollins.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love watched marriage I'm a fucking zoomer.
Speaker 2: Oh he's not. Is he a zoomer? I think he's
Speaker 2: taking to the zoomer. I have no idea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's he must be, because I'm we're at the
Speaker 4: very end of the very end of millennial and he's
Speaker 4: significantly younger than us.
Speaker 1: Significantly, he's like forty years younger than us. That's impossible.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's on ten. Why did we skip? Why
Speaker 2: did we skip? Why? Who's why? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 2: Where? Why we're why? What am I saying? Sorry? Why
Speaker 2: do you ask? I'm an idiot? Never mind? Never mind?
Speaker 2: I'm an idiot, that's it.
Speaker 1: Why are you asking about?
Speaker 2: Why? The fucking generations? Like there's X and then millennials,
Speaker 2: we're why millennials are? Why?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill you? I got to kill you dead.
Speaker 1: I think zoomer starts six.
Speaker 2: I have no fucking idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, you're right. Yeah, Lily is technically
Speaker 1: one as well.
Speaker 2: I thought, whatever, he's technically a zoomer. Technically yes, that
Speaker 2: makes you what are you a fucking two years younger
Speaker 2: than me? I don't know, I don't know about everybody
Speaker 2: looking there? Sure all zoomers are in high school. Last
Speaker 2: time I checked? How many years ago? Did you check? Many?
Speaker 1: Many?
Speaker 2: Maybe eleven eleven years ago? As far as I'm concerned,
Speaker 2: that that's cannon in my head. So you're a pervert.
Speaker 2: Your girlfriend one day younger than you, kill him, ripper's
Speaker 2: legs off, showing his neckd eat him, fucking kill him
Speaker 2: maybe or possibly.
Speaker 1: Sick kremlin de gremlin you want to blow me.
Speaker 2: Up? Don't care to comedy shorts.
Speaker 1: We went out of the house this weekend. This weekend.
Speaker 2: Why you didn't talk about this?
Speaker 1: Why didn't you mention this? Because it was so mundane,
Speaker 1: But I remember that it happened. Why it came to
Speaker 1: our house because of the fact that Ziggi ordered cookies right,
Speaker 1: And what happened is another person she for some reason,
Speaker 1: the guy that she ordered cookies for the first time
Speaker 1: I got delivered, but then for some reason they ordered
Speaker 1: another set of them. God order the second set of
Speaker 1: cookies got his car stolen immediately after he went and
Speaker 1: dropped off the cookies, so they thought he might have
Speaker 1: thought it might have.
Speaker 2: Been us doing it. He left his fucking car running.
Speaker 1: He took like maybe four steps.
Speaker 2: That's the craziest car. That carjacking I've ever heard of
Speaker 2: do that. I've had many opportunities to do that. I
Speaker 2: just don't do it because I'm sure the gas stations
Speaker 2: car jackins is like the easiest thing is people a
Speaker 2: lot of times just leave their keys in the enigen.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that guy lost this guy's car stole and
Speaker 1: then they called the cops. They came to our house
Speaker 1: and we were like playing fucking I's some stupid game,
Speaker 1: was like Sucret Hitler or something like that.
Speaker 2: I thought Hitler was in there. Dude, like all thought it,
Speaker 2: what's going on here?
Speaker 1: That's crazy? But the cop came in and I was like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I was about to go bring my katanaut to play
Speaker 1: with him. I would He would have walked in and
Speaker 1: killed me immediately.
Speaker 2: Kill he heard about that chick with Then that got
Speaker 2: fucking blasted. Yeah Katana, they would have sicked. They would
Speaker 2: have brought swatted. Even what I'm hearing is that we
Speaker 2: Derek and I lost out on a pay raise.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess that's that's what you guys get from it.
Speaker 1: You didn't die, man, I would like to make a
Speaker 1: few thousand dollars more man, I'm gonna call swat. I'm gonna,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have these swatted. You get paid. That is
Speaker 2: so evil.
Speaker 1: That lady with the fucking water was crazy, Like I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe I could believe that. That definitely Mary, It's
Speaker 1: pretty It was, Yeah, I don't know, I'm yeah depressing.
Speaker 2: It's exhausting.
Speaker 1: And the fucking guy's attitude hold on trying to like
Speaker 1: that bitch was crazy and it's like, no, dude, you're
Speaker 1: a psycho path. Yeah, yeah, you're a cycle. The only
Speaker 1: thing that feels weird.
Speaker 4: It was like if I gotta be real, Like hearing
Speaker 4: people say religious things freaks me the fuck out, but
Speaker 4: like you have a gun, you're not really And she
Speaker 4: was saying to rebuke you, that's kind of a crazy
Speaker 4: that's like a dark souls thing to hear, and that's weird.
Speaker 1: She was absolutely undred percent was well, they're not trained
Speaker 1: probably to deal with and that's kind of been like
Speaker 1: a real yeah she was, yeah, but undeniably. She literally
Speaker 1: said I'm sorry, right, yeah, put the pot down and
Speaker 1: then got killed for that.
Speaker 2: He was also and then at first nowhere near her. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like that whole thing was fun by the time the
Speaker 2: water even traveled. If let's say, for example, if let's
Speaker 2: say he stayed where he was the whole time and
Speaker 2: she threw the water, by the time it traveled him,
Speaker 2: it would hurt, but it wouldn't be an immediate third
Speaker 2: degree burned just because of how far the water would
Speaker 2: have to because like that's how far he was at first.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying if he never moved. But but the idea,
Speaker 2: it's the whole idea is just reit tarted, it's whole.
Speaker 1: That's why he's charged for murder charge at least because
Speaker 1: it's like obvious, like yeah, I remember, and I remember
Speaker 1: hearing the video.
Speaker 4: I'd be like, oh, like you're moving away from my
Speaker 4: steaming bots, like steaming away, walking away from my steaming water.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, it's like I rebuke you in the
Speaker 2: name of Jesus. That is kind of a crazy thing.
Speaker 2: It is kind of cool.
Speaker 4: But then immediately to be like I'm gonna to shoot
Speaker 4: you in the face, that is so unnecessary.
Speaker 2: Just avoided PTSD cop that that's all they are, you'ren Royds.
Speaker 2: And they all saw like one thousand kids get blown
Speaker 2: up in Afghanistan and they're like, hey, please be a cop.
Speaker 2: That's just it seems like that's the thing, Like, hey,
Speaker 2: you just came back and the we're not going to
Speaker 2: give you benefits in the vas, but we can at
Speaker 2: least give you a cop position. And he's like okay,
Speaker 2: and then you just start shooting everything and then starts
Speaker 2: crying and sweating when he wakes up from a nightmare.
Speaker 2: And that's what every single cop in America is. There
Speaker 2: isn't one normal cop. I guarantee it really that ship.
Speaker 2: I don't know that thing I'm talking about thing really
Speaker 2: giving my family members in the police state. They all
Speaker 2: went to Afghanistan and saw one thousand children meet blowing
Speaker 2: to pieces.
Speaker 1: All the ones actually the ones that became cops are
Speaker 1: actually one queer lft.
Speaker 2: Oh. By the way, so you had uh niver and
Speaker 2: you didn't You didn't call us dare.
Speaker 1: To house every weekend?
Speaker 2: Not this time?
Speaker 1: Yes, I did. I invite you over every weekend.
Speaker 2: No you didn't. We if so, if I opened my phone,
Speaker 2: they're gonna be hey Nikki, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: Every time I leave, I'm like, yo, we're hanging out
Speaker 1: this weekend. Swing by.
Speaker 2: You know what happened this time. Lyle hit me up
Speaker 2: and he was like and I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: think uh, Kingston said that you're all gonna like, uh
Speaker 2: he mentioned you, I said, Kingston mentioned your name and
Speaker 2: stuff like that, and I hadn't heard ship. I was supposed.
Speaker 2: So what happened to this? Right?
Speaker 1: We had a plan to hang out this weekend? Literally? Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What happened is that both Ben and a Mean were
Speaker 1: at EVO.
Speaker 2: Of course they were. He didn't.
Speaker 1: We didn't know the information. We knew Evil they were
Speaker 1: going where we forgot. It was just got that weekend,
Speaker 1: which fucking sucked super bad because I wanted to go
Speaker 1: with them. Of course next year, but I was it's
Speaker 1: always next year. From there's a series of like Comic Con.
Speaker 1: Evil is always next year, next year, next year. I
Speaker 1: know you mean next time this book your tickets and
Speaker 1: there's no excuse anymore because I'm not like not getting
Speaker 1: paid enough to be able to put money aside to go.
Speaker 2: Book your tickets in advance and then you you'll go.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to go to Vegas, but also
Speaker 1: like I have to be at EVA eventually because this
Speaker 1: year was Black Excellence. I wasn't there for that, and
Speaker 1: it makes me really upset.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're not mean. Of course they wouldn't let you.
Speaker 2: Where would you have fit in there?
Speaker 1: Black excellence?
Speaker 2: Anyway, this nigga could easily be like, oh, hey, you
Speaker 2: know you know niggi that that lives like like over
Speaker 2: an hour away, so they're not here all the time.
Speaker 1: They are actually here all the time.
Speaker 2: Well it is kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: We hear enough, but we hang out very often.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then like you know, kids and can be
Speaker 2: like because I'm sure he did tell the I'm sure
Speaker 2: he did it to other people like oh hey, yo
Speaker 2: and yo, so and so is here, like you come
Speaker 2: through and they're like, okay, no.
Speaker 1: It's literally not you know, you know what the big
Speaker 1: problem is the big promise. We have a whole group
Speaker 1: tat of people we hang out all the time and
Speaker 1: all of our friends are in right, and you're not
Speaker 1: a part of it.
Speaker 2: So I have to put you into it.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing about that even that is that
Speaker 1: isn't a coherent place either.
Speaker 2: It's insane. So there's no it's just bullshitting it. It's
Speaker 2: like here's you can say.
Speaker 4: You can say like, oh, you have like a verbal
Speaker 4: invite to something that's happening on the day, but like
Speaker 4: things change day to day, so there needs to be
Speaker 4: like a generous like hey, you're coming through or like
Speaker 4: something like that, because things change and no one's gonna
Speaker 4: it's just bad at it gets to show up.
Speaker 2: I don't without knowing. I understand. Yeah, But to be fair,
Speaker 2: there are many times you did give me enough warning
Speaker 2: of something and I just was like setting up the
Speaker 2: apartment everything and all that. I didn't want to do anything.
Speaker 2: So there were other times that like you did give
Speaker 2: me like, oh, we're definitely doing something, but I just
Speaker 2: was like not going to do it this time. I
Speaker 2: was actually like curious, and I know the wait was Monica,
Speaker 2: there isn't there was a very like I was Monica,
Speaker 2: there was we did crazy whatever.
Speaker 1: You guys don't know, we don't know what this is.
Speaker 2: This is so annoying. I bet they probably look at
Speaker 2: their dude. Come on, you know there's some people like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm getting a little window into.
Speaker 5: Their lives, a little.
Speaker 2: Write all this down so I can kill them. I
Speaker 2: triangulated their exact his face. I'm gonna mail the man thracks.
Speaker 1: That face you made when you were fucking copy jay.
Speaker 1: Let that face is going to be a little.
Speaker 2: Stupid, fucking chip. I can fucking cut through Diamond.
Speaker 1: I want I want someone to reach deep under his
Speaker 1: fucking boat and split his face open like a can't.
Speaker 2: That's just a storage unit. That's where he keeps keeps
Speaker 2: his cars. This is my little garage. It's a verberating pot.
Speaker 2: It open, has a ramp like a Harrier jet.
Speaker 1: It's just that's crazy, like Pellican wild doctor doctor Wagele.
Speaker 4: No, don't stuck my balls, Mike, I need to come Arthur.
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Speaker 4: boys whole Gate six Solid Snake tweeting about how the
Speaker 4: woke mob is finally has taken over the military because
Speaker 4: you can't say slurs anymore.
Speaker 1: Peepee dudes naming birds be like Booby Nipplejoina Slapper.
Speaker 4: Maybe Blair White blocked you from being offended by no
Speaker 4: Snarks Tank Invite. I bet CON's going to block you next.
Speaker 4: Uh Tarzan defanging a snake and using it as a
Speaker 4: pocket pussy. I really hate how much your fucking Scooby
Speaker 4: Doobi has made me laugh. God damn it, me be fishing.
Speaker 4: It was like a suspicious Scooby doo.
Speaker 2: Scooby Doobi. Scooby Doobies is a fucking Booby. When are you?
Speaker 2: Why are you?
Speaker 4: And his and his intel and his really well read
Speaker 4: brother and what was it? It was Editooby do edge
Speaker 4: Kooby do Are you guys streaming this?
Speaker 2: I don't remember this.
Speaker 1: This was like in person, but it was also on
Speaker 1: like the last episode that we talked about it. It
Speaker 1: was really stupid. Even if you were here, I could
Speaker 1: see your checking out. It was a really tough thing.
Speaker 2: Edo is fucking Idiotboby. I don't remember. It's a ghost
Speaker 2: that's clearly a man in a mask. Shaggy.
Speaker 1: There's there's no such thing aspectors or spooks.
Speaker 2: Shaggy. That's just a repressed Republican. I mean that literally,
Speaker 2: fill it in the show. Sexually repressed Republic, like every
Speaker 2: single time would have gotten away with the two. It
Speaker 2: wasn't for you fucking backet woke kids, I would have
Speaker 2: gotten away with the two. It wasn't for the fucking
Speaker 2: day woke. That would be modern Scoobyo.
Speaker 4: Actually it wasn't like I would have got away with
Speaker 4: the two if it wasn't for the fucking liberals.
Speaker 1: Lives in that damn Negro dog of the Negroes, crazy
Speaker 1: part black like I guess technically, but like regro, like.
Speaker 2: Regrow what regrow?
Speaker 1: Like my fucking weed, my leg that I lost in
Speaker 1: the war, speaking incantations into the pussy.
Speaker 4: Call that a spirit box. There's no cock like horse
Speaker 4: cock called carpet on the Godza strip for a quarter
Speaker 4: wake in.
Speaker 1: Afghanistan, like Scoom, I lost my ear I giving a
Speaker 1: presidential address. There's something about Scooby Doo that's really funny
Speaker 1: because he has like fucking fat fingers and like plump fingers,
Speaker 1: and he's like.
Speaker 10: Like call the cap stoom brok. It was slammy fall
Speaker 10: under the table.
Speaker 2: Oh the phone is broken, sober Rockey. I have rolls,
Speaker 2: I don't have reds.
Speaker 1: I half hands ships.
Speaker 2: John Strickland, how my partner pretty hard. I was a flash.
Speaker 2: I needed to be allowed for the bit.
Speaker 4: John Strickland, my partner snapped the chair legs off, my
Speaker 4: christ proceeded to tear my legs off and self defense
Speaker 4: Merks eighteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2: I need water so bad.
Speaker 4: I sure wish things weren't spiraling so quickly towards the
Speaker 4: inevitable center. The First Key David featuring Eric some white
Speaker 4: guy boat captain. Second Church Key David featuring being better
Speaker 4: than the First Church to keep David pre Roz, somebody
Speaker 4: once squirted on my mother's ashes.
Speaker 2: Blake eight nine six.
Speaker 4: Farewell now, boys, I'll be dropping a tier uh for now,
Speaker 4: to save a little extra for my upcoming two month
Speaker 4: long trip the Land of the Blank. He said, I
Speaker 4: don't know where you're going, but have fun, no worries.
Speaker 4: They say I need you to go up two tiers,
Speaker 4: and they say we're gonna have a fifty nine dollars
Speaker 4: we're gonna have We're gonna have a two thousand dollars tier.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: And if you if you unsubscribe, that's the only thing.
Speaker 4: Like if you if you unsubscribe and subscribe to like
Speaker 4: the one dollar tier again, you're being bumped up immediately
Speaker 4: to THEO that is crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna put the tier in. We're gonna have
Speaker 2: like like a boogie esque type of person subscribed.
Speaker 1: What would be the put like a one hundred dollars tier?
Speaker 1: Do not put a fucking thousand dollars year.
Speaker 2: I want that. I ain't giving them ship for that
Speaker 2: keep giving that much. It's the boogie person. It's the
Speaker 2: one that's like I have nothing left to live for
Speaker 2: and I have cancer, and now about that, I feel
Speaker 2: like that. Stop. I don't like this and I want
Speaker 2: their money. Oh my god, I don't like that. We'll
Speaker 2: do one hundred tier and then six months later we'll
Speaker 2: go to a thousand yuo.
Speaker 4: Farewell, all right, Chris Jesus Christ? Why is Chris is next?
Speaker 4: So any when he does that Trump impression?
Speaker 2: Would you?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Alaskan oil field trashe.
Speaker 2: Gives someone for that to justify I guess that's enough
Speaker 2: because you could sell that for a lot of money.
Speaker 1: We could come we can, we can each come into
Speaker 1: violand mix it and then they can figure out what
Speaker 1: a mix it.
Speaker 2: I'm dealing with that ship you're doing it? Were gloves.
Speaker 1: Coming in and put a blendered it's all frofted.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, we gotta stop cut his mike
Speaker 2: cut is Mike lights off.
Speaker 1: Texas Taters. Yeah, I get there. Get those gets.
Speaker 2: Off, Get these lights off of me. Turn that fucking
Speaker 2: light off, these fucking lights off. I don't want those
Speaker 2: lights on.
Speaker 1: What's happening?
Speaker 2: What is happening?
Speaker 1: What is our job?
Speaker 2: What is wrong with.
Speaker 4: Young Sheldon drowned in a bird bath? Sue Hulk take
Speaker 4: on my answer his niggs gambits cum filled eyes.
Speaker 2: That's the Spider Man version is he's French, he's gay,
Speaker 2: so like the spice, like the frost. It's basically so.
Speaker 2: Where that comes from is Louisy and he almost died.
Speaker 1: Like I'm looking like a sick dog.
Speaker 2: I think Caucasian or occasion whatever, the Chinese Asian, So
Speaker 2: you know which kind of Asian is. That's what occasion is.
Speaker 1: Turn that light off right now, quit guys off, right now,
Speaker 1: just got a bonus.
Speaker 4: Turn that light off. There it is, Turn that right
Speaker 4: there right there, like there it is there you go.
Speaker 4: Now we're gonna do the show.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be like a like a mood of heart video.
Speaker 2: Take a mood of hearts my bedroom.
Speaker 1: Read read the rest of these.
Speaker 3: That is from Nizzy, Niggy Jizzy. It's so dark, Niggy Jizzy.
Speaker 2: What scared me? You scared me? Dude. This is fucking
Speaker 2: and say, this is insane. What do you think? He said,
Speaker 2: I don't have eyes, stupid, No, don't do it. Don't
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Speaker 2: last week, but the doctor disc was too tempting and
Speaker 2: we fucking did it. The last one is ting of
Speaker 2: ap hazard. Thank you, guys for oh man, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, guys. What the fuck? What the fuck? What
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