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Speaker 1: earlier we were playing the first half of an old
Speaker 1: prank we did in the Wayback Machine. It's called the
Speaker 1: Sports Inferno. If you don't know what the Sports Inferno is.
Speaker 1: Ben and I are characters Carl Spoon and Rational Bill.
Speaker 1: Carl Spoon is a crazy hot head that yells and
Speaker 1: just wants fiery opinions, doesn't even care what they are.
Speaker 1: Rational Bill is a sweet man, doesn't want to offend anybody.
Speaker 1: He really struggles taking aside. So he's a bad fit
Speaker 1: for Carlson. Bad stories too. Yeah, he's reminded of stories
Speaker 1: that really don't have a point. And so we played
Speaker 1: the first half and we're with a hockey blogger because
Speaker 1: the Stars were playing the Saint Louis Blues, and you know,
Speaker 1: you heard a lot of yelling and different stuff.
Speaker 2: So KT promised that the back half of this.
Speaker 1: Did you say this was the darkest turn any of
Speaker 1: our pranks had ever taken.
Speaker 3: I think it takes a turn that you're not expecting.
Speaker 3: And I almost can't believe that you guys went there
Speaker 3: with a stranger.
Speaker 4: Wow, I remember.
Speaker 1: I don't remember it either, but I'm intrigued. So here's
Speaker 1: the back half in the very very dark turn with
Speaker 1: the stranger.
Speaker 2: Brad who's a Saint Louis Blues blogger?
Speaker 5: All right, So what.
Speaker 2: Happens moving forward?
Speaker 5: Brad?
Speaker 2: How do you see game four playing out?
Speaker 4: What about Game four? Brad?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Stars are going to play their hardest game
Speaker 5: of the series.
Speaker 4: So don't give me something generic.
Speaker 2: I want some insight.
Speaker 4: Damn it, I got something.
Speaker 5: What do you got?
Speaker 4: Hold on, Brad?
Speaker 2: Rational bill?
Speaker 6: If the Stars win this, this game on, because it
Speaker 6: would be too two that point. Hold on a second, Brady,
Speaker 6: shut up, Brad. At that point, I would say it
Speaker 6: could go either way if it's too because then it
Speaker 6: really because you're saying.
Speaker 2: You said it's game on? Is it game on or
Speaker 2: game on?
Speaker 6: I'm saying it would be game on for one game
Speaker 6: and then two games and three games, so it'll be
Speaker 6: game on and off.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what the tally said?
Speaker 4: You think off in on?
Speaker 7: You?
Speaker 4: What do you think, Brad?
Speaker 5: The Stars really have to create off the rock. The
Speaker 5: Blues are doing a good job of slowing him in
Speaker 5: the initial zone and then.
Speaker 4: Carry the offensive zone or defensive zone?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 6: Was too technical offensive of a defensive You said both?
Speaker 6: There for a second, he found both? Did you say both?
Speaker 4: You said both? Right?
Speaker 5: Accidentally offensive or defensive. If the Stars are carrying the
Speaker 5: puck into the blue zone.
Speaker 6: Okay, the Stars offense into the Blues defense, or the
Speaker 6: Blues offense into the Stars defense.
Speaker 5: The Stars would be on offense, all right, And where's
Speaker 5: the puck with the Stars on the Stars on the star.
Speaker 6: The Stars have the puck and they're racing down the
Speaker 6: zone with the pot and they're racing down the ice
Speaker 6: into towards the Blues goal.
Speaker 5: If they can carry the puck into the zone, they'll
Speaker 5: create a lot more chance.
Speaker 4: What if there's the icing, if they have to.
Speaker 5: Dump it in, that's not there, that's not their.
Speaker 4: Strong that it could be a penalty.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they've struggled.
Speaker 2: So you're saying there's gonna be.
Speaker 6: A lot of penalties tonight. You're saying penalties bred?
Speaker 5: Are? Are you? Do you think that the refs have
Speaker 5: done a poor job this series?
Speaker 4: Absolutely right? In the damn show, I would like to
Speaker 4: take a stance on this.
Speaker 2: Oh well, here's the first.
Speaker 6: If the RAFs had called the game more closely, these
Speaker 6: would have been a closer game and they wouldn't have
Speaker 6: gotten beat sixty one. But in fairness, the rest tried
Speaker 6: their hardest.
Speaker 2: What are you they, Brad, of the rest?
Speaker 4: But fair have they been fair? Bratt?
Speaker 5: I think the Stars have gotten screwed on some calls.
Speaker 7: Finally, just straight Homer, Yeah, watch it with us freaking
Speaker 7: on me.
Speaker 6: So you admit that the Stars are better, but the
Speaker 6: refs have screwed them out of this.
Speaker 5: I didn't say the first part.
Speaker 2: You just said the Stars were better.
Speaker 6: Okay, so they're not better. No, they're not better off
Speaker 6: the fence. But you're you're you're saying that. Okay, you
Speaker 6: didn't say the first part. But the rest did screw
Speaker 6: the Stars.
Speaker 5: That overtime game on Sunday.
Speaker 6: I want to hear you say it, say the rest
Speaker 6: screw the game and the refs screwed the Stars.
Speaker 5: The screwed the Stars.
Speaker 2: Immediate.
Speaker 6: Those are hot tanks on a call that One time,
Speaker 6: my nephew was playing hockey at the Stars Center up
Speaker 6: in Frisco. Which nephew is this, uh, this is one okay,
Speaker 6: and he's a little overweight.
Speaker 2: Surprisingly fast on skates.
Speaker 6: After a game, his mother was like, this sport is
Speaker 6: too expensive, and I was like, yep.
Speaker 2: All right, Brad, yeah three wow?
Speaker 4: How are they how old are they eleven?
Speaker 5: Today? Six? And three.
Speaker 6: You're in a canoe and you're going down a reaver
Speaker 6: and the canoe overturns.
Speaker 4: You can only save one life? Which one of your childs?
Speaker 4: Are you going to say?
Speaker 2: That's the toughest choice? What is it, Brad?
Speaker 5: I can only save one?
Speaker 4: Why can't just you can only change the scenarios?
Speaker 2: Scenarios, rational bill.
Speaker 6: Scenarios, circumstances dictate that only one could be saved.
Speaker 4: Which one? Would you say? God, please be honest.
Speaker 5: That's insane. I gotta save I gotta save a boy
Speaker 5: to save the family. Name, right, So.
Speaker 2: What's your last name?
Speaker 5: Lee?
Speaker 2: I think there's like four thousand?
Speaker 5: Yeah, hello my family?
Speaker 4: Okay, but how many? How many are two boys? And
Speaker 4: the youngest is a girl?
Speaker 5: Yeah? No, the oldest is a girl.
Speaker 6: The oldest is a girl, So you just let her
Speaker 6: die and you go get the other one oldest, the
Speaker 6: eleven year old is the girl the birthday?
Speaker 4: Which ones do you want to die?
Speaker 2: You'd have to turn his head? You got you can't
Speaker 2: want your kids die when you pick one, you gotta
Speaker 2: turn your.
Speaker 4: Head, big one.
Speaker 6: You pick one, but you you stick of the decision,
Speaker 6: and then you have to get in your wife's face
Speaker 6: and say, I tried to get.
Speaker 4: Them all, but I had to pick a wiener.
Speaker 2: Oh, that will be hysterical with the decision.
Speaker 4: You'll be very angry.
Speaker 2: What is your your daughter's name, the one that you
Speaker 2: didn't save, Lauren.
Speaker 7: I would like for rational Bill to sing Happy birthday.
Speaker 6: Lauren birth They told you a birthday?
Speaker 4: Do you have to be birthday?
Speaker 6: Laura Bert day who you love?
Speaker 4: And one note to Laura? Yeah, don't get in a
Speaker 4: canoe with your dad.
Speaker 2: Sum the river, Laura, So enjoy your birthday. How'd you
Speaker 2: like that? You like Rational Bill's voice? Will practice Happy Birthday.
Speaker 4: I've been practicing. I feel like I've meant a lot
Speaker 4: of improvement.
Speaker 6: You just sing the song you'll feel I feel like
Speaker 6: you're being highly critical.
Speaker 4: Man, I'm I'm trying to leave my heart out here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why you being a jerk, Brad?
Speaker 5: I wasn't trying to be a Jersey.
Speaker 2: Sounds like it.
Speaker 5: You didn't want me to ride the fence.
Speaker 6: Points you face rash and he is he is a
Speaker 6: man who just drowned two of his kids.
Speaker 2: Wow, what a badass.
Speaker 7: He didn't even hesitate, He just shove their heads underwater
Speaker 7: so fast.
Speaker 2: Let's get your thoughts on what's gonna happen in the
Speaker 2: game tonight, Brad, a man.
Speaker 7: Who does not fear turning us back on his kids,
Speaker 7: what happens.
Speaker 5: To night in Jay four h It's gonna be a
Speaker 5: super physical game. There's probably gonna be some fun.
Speaker 4: What I would do to Ryan? Did he try to
Speaker 4: blow a kiss again?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I was watching steven sagall and Hard to Kill two.
Speaker 6: I think that is what he was called. And I
Speaker 6: would there's a sequel to Hard to Kill. It may
Speaker 6: have been the first one or a different Stevens. It
Speaker 6: could have been another one, but I would I would
Speaker 6: do is. I would punch Ryan right in the throat
Speaker 6: and reap out his Adam's EBow. And I was showed
Speaker 6: to him, I said, see this is what will happen. Wow,
Speaker 6: And I will just flex over him and then I
Speaker 6: would call in the surgeon to immediately repair it, okay,
Speaker 6: because I wouldn't want to go to jail and I
Speaker 6: wouldn't want to be mean, but I would want to
Speaker 6: show my full power capability.
Speaker 2: Once again, not taking a stand.
Speaker 7: You know what I do, Brad, If that jerk starts
Speaker 7: blowing a kiss, I'd pull my out so it looks
Speaker 7: like he's kissing my.
Speaker 2: That's what I would do right out of the eyesight
Speaker 2: he ate my out, I'd be like.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just can't do that. Oh yes, you can, you can,
Speaker 6: you can do it. You would be suspended.
Speaker 2: You can't do it.
Speaker 4: You'd be suspending mill and you cross the line.
Speaker 2: No, that's how you do it.
Speaker 6: I'm walking out right now. You're not just trusting any
Speaker 6: cross the line? No, put back off, thank you, Brad,
Speaker 6: I'm out, thank you. This is not professional, although it
Speaker 6: is somewhat professional someone someone in the day, so it's
Speaker 6: a professional in that regard, but otherwise it's a little
Speaker 6: bit over the line.
Speaker 2: Shut up, you're being a p I hope you had fun, Brad.
Speaker 2: Did you enjoy it in the inferno?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I feel little burn. I'm okay, Brad. Leave you ahead.
Speaker 2: Let's give her round of a plus for brad man
Speaker 2: who's not afraid to kill his own kids for hockey talk.
Speaker 6: Take care of brother.
Speaker 2: We'll get riding that. Saint Louis Blues came to later.
Speaker 4: Man, Yeah, I love you, Brad. What what are you
Speaker 4: laughing at?
Speaker 5: He loves you, all right?
Speaker 4: But a man all right? No one says all right, goodbye. Okay, goodbye, Brad,
Speaker 4: that's back.
Speaker 5: Hugs back to you.
Speaker 4: I love you. That's good. Good way ended, good weight
Speaker 4: to end it, goodbye?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 4: Coming up?
Speaker 2: Should Mark Cubans sell this team or one?
Speaker 4: Right here?
Speaker 2: Joe, that's the dark part. Yeah, that was the crazy
Speaker 2: for her.
Speaker 4: Wow, got that guy.
Speaker 2: We put him through hell and he still just wanted
Speaker 2: to talk hockey. I can't tell you how much I
Speaker 2: like that guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's good.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 2: What year was that?
Speaker 3: Twenty sixteen, dude, Let's get back with it. Oh, you
Speaker 3: know what, seven years before Cubans old the team too.
Speaker 2: Wait, Lauren's in her early twenties, dude.
Speaker 3: I was thinking of that as Lauren's twenty. Now he's
Speaker 3: that she was eleven. Yeah, so she's twenty today. Let's
Speaker 3: see how she's doing today.
Speaker 2: Should do that she's twenty two? No reason, because it's today?
Speaker 2: Who's the wayback machine? You just today? Okay? I thought
Speaker 2: it was because the stars are in the playoffs.
Speaker 4: No, it's the.
Speaker 1: Basis of these bits is these guys will just do
Speaker 1: anything to be on the air and get interviewed.
Speaker 2: They'll put up with just about anything. Christina, what are
Speaker 2: you gonna do?
Speaker 1: On the show tonight, play a whole lot of music
Speaker 1: and give away some darkness. Would you maybe get Lauren?
Speaker 1: She's twenty now get her on the show tonight.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'll see what I can do. A little nighttime Eagle
Speaker 2: with Christina Ray and Lauren the Birthday Girl. Yep, I
Speaker 2: think that would be great. Hey, good job, Kevin.
Speaker 4: I believe one did a good job. But on the
Speaker 4: other hand, it was not so good.
Speaker 2: Oh no, hope, Bill.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget the time that KT booked what was
Speaker 1: his name, Brad Lee on the Sports Inferno. He picked
Speaker 1: up the phone, He looked the phone dead in the eye,
Speaker 1: and he said this to Brad.
Speaker 2: You can get over anything if you try hard enough. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and Brad got over trying to kill his kids.
Speaker 1: All right, Fristada is going to stick around and play
Speaker 1: music right here on the Eagle.
Speaker 4: There you going, well, I want to get my sack back, dude.
Speaker 2: Al Right,