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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Dad's One Day Clok parental discussion as advised

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<v Speaker 1>mature content. Beyond this point, we're looking hungry.

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<v Speaker 2>What'd you for dinner?

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<v Speaker 3>I had this place called bush Fire Kitchen, and I

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<v Speaker 3>was surf and turf. So I got this salmon and

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<v Speaker 3>this Jimmy cherry try tip with charred Brussels sprouts and

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<v Speaker 3>jasmine rice.

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<v Speaker 2>M M. Until you started talking about food, I thought

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<v Speaker 2>you were talking about going down on the producer. No,

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<v Speaker 2>even at the point where you said surf, I I.

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<v Speaker 3>Told I told you. I told you all about that.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you all about that.

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<v Speaker 4>At golf.

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<v Speaker 2>That you tried to Yeah, you didn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't tell me I'm telling any of that story.

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<v Speaker 2>So he was trying to tell me that, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>So I wasn't. I had a good day golf wise, overall,

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<v Speaker 2>I had. I had a really good day, but my

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<v Speaker 2>driver was not doing as good as it did last time,

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<v Speaker 2>so I was getting a little frustrated.

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<v Speaker 4>He was being a little pissy bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Checks out nowhere near as pissy of a bitch as

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<v Speaker 2>Dome was that day.

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<v Speaker 5>Though.

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<v Speaker 2>We got hold on, let me just get to that

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<v Speaker 2>part a second. But so we get to this next hole,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's like, hey, so I was fucking Brandy last

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<v Speaker 2>night and I would put my thumb in her ass

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<v Speaker 2>and then she screamed and jumped and said that I

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<v Speaker 2>ripped her asshole. I have like, okay, conversations over, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna go try and TF mind you. We're playing with

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<v Speaker 2>two random guys that decided to just let us play

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<v Speaker 2>with them, and they're probably in their early sixties, you know, yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I remember doing that back during and I'm like, Dom's

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<v Speaker 2>trying to talk to me. I'm like, no, no, it's

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<v Speaker 2>all good. And so he literally gets off to the

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<v Speaker 2>side of me, like if I'm standing there swinging, he's

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<v Speaker 2>on the other side of my golf club, like sitting

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<v Speaker 2>kneeling down like a coach would trying to coach some

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<v Speaker 2>little kid in like Pop Warner football, and he's trying

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<v Speaker 2>to tell me this story about how that Brandy thinks

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<v Speaker 2>her buttthole got ripped by his thumb, which then I

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<v Speaker 2>stripe one literally right down the fucking middle away. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>like the best draft I've had all day long, probably

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<v Speaker 2>three hundred dead straight. And then he proceeds to tell

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<v Speaker 2>me the rest of the story later because I couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>compose myself long enough to even listen, so but yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was. It was pretty funny. He actually went into

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<v Speaker 2>full detail of how he was down there and like

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<v Speaker 2>looking like right at the chocolate Starfish and he was

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<v Speaker 2>about to see living life in the fast lane by

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<v Speaker 2>limb Biscuit. And then he said he plucked some like

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<v Speaker 2>hair off of Brandy's bee hole.

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<v Speaker 5>That'll do it. I was like, no, babe.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, there's no there's no cut here. I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, there's no cut here.

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<v Speaker 3>What it was was it just I ended up pulling

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<v Speaker 3>a butter and I grabbed another one and just yanked

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<v Speaker 3>it out.

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<v Speaker 4>Needless to say, we were done.

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<v Speaker 2>I had the real question though, when this whole thing

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<v Speaker 2>was going on, were you still rock solid?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And then she was like we're done, and.

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<v Speaker 5>You're just like you're just sitting there, like, am I

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<v Speaker 5>gonna do this fucking.

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<v Speaker 4>Thing I did to myself? It's fine, it was worth it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to bath fucking jerk off.

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<v Speaker 5>Right. Just because you don't want to continue doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 5>I can't come here.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't need you. I don't need you to accomplish

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<v Speaker 4>what I'm looking for.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I've been coming before you, and I'll come after you.

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<v Speaker 2>We're fine, all right? Well, uh, that that goes right

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<v Speaker 2>into my dad jokes. Let's get right into it. What

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<v Speaker 2>did the pre state to the ultar boy? Nothing? His

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<v Speaker 2>mother told him not to talk with his mouth full.

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<v Speaker 5>Mmm.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't see that one coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm.

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<v Speaker 5>He was blind too.

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<v Speaker 2>He's trying to work miracles, you know, trying that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>He's trying to you know, live his life after hey Zeus.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hm.

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<v Speaker 2>Do do you guys? Dad's on dick website four where

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<v Speaker 2>we know who we are. Do you guys ever read

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<v Speaker 2>the signs, like you know, landscaping signs and they say

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<v Speaker 2>like call called Jesus. Do you ever say Heyeseus or

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<v Speaker 2>do you always say Jesus?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I always assume, like it's clear as day English, there's

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<v Speaker 2>no other Spanish in there, right.

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<v Speaker 6>I always assume that it's that it's Jesus in those situations,

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<v Speaker 6>that that it's somebody who's Christian and they're trying to

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<v Speaker 6>get you, you know, on that same page.

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<v Speaker 2>When in fact, there it's really just Haeseus trying to

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<v Speaker 2>get a landscaping job.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably, I guess nowadays you should probably call ice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, tea, ice, tea.

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<v Speaker 5>That's fair.

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<v Speaker 4>Tea.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude.

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<v Speaker 4>These fucking things are addicting. I never said started eating them.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you eating? Pop corners? What flavor is that?

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<v Speaker 5>Just holds up the bag barely halfway.

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<v Speaker 7>We can see the big old chip, but we can't

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<v Speaker 7>see what it says.

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<v Speaker 4>They're sweet chili?

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<v Speaker 2>Oi, I see it now, Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I asked you about my camera because I

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't sure if you could see the same same ratio

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<v Speaker 3>of screen as me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the same ratio as it is every time. Now

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<v Speaker 2>if I click on you usually what will happen is

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<v Speaker 2>if you click on some of there's a box like

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<v Speaker 2>on the maybe not I can't find it. There used

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<v Speaker 2>to be a boxy click and it would make your

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<v Speaker 2>camera bigger, so that if there was like two people

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<v Speaker 2>sitting there and the screen was cut off, you click

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<v Speaker 2>on it and then you could actually see both people, gotcha?

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<v Speaker 2>So who knows? There could be for all I know,

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<v Speaker 2>all intentsive purposes, if I could find that box right now,

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<v Speaker 2>you'd probably see a ghost just jerking off in the

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<v Speaker 2>corner of your room.

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<v Speaker 4>That'd be kind of cool. We could have a contest

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<v Speaker 4>later after this podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>You have a come test.

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<v Speaker 2>Dome is out cohol to sleep, but ass naked, and

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden feels a little asshole hair get plucked.

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<v Speaker 5>Bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh shit, So that louds into my fucking dad's story.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's hear it. Let's hear it. Let's hear what

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<v Speaker 2>you got.

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<v Speaker 8>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>So I get I'm I'm driving into California this afternoon,

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<v Speaker 3>and I get the urge to go to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>So I stop about three quarters of the way and

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<v Speaker 3>I go to a different truck stop than I normally

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<v Speaker 3>go to. Anybody who drives on the road you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like people that drive on the road a lot are

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<v Speaker 3>kind of creatures.

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<v Speaker 5>I have it.

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<v Speaker 3>You go to the same places. It's it's comfort, it's routine, right, familiarity. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>I decided to go to a different place this time.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's how we started.

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<v Speaker 4>Boor boy, was I rewarded.

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<v Speaker 3>So I get to this ta I go into the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 3>straight to the bathroom, b line right, there's a guy

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<v Speaker 3>sitting next to me in the stall.

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<v Speaker 4>I sit down. He's doing his business.

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<v Speaker 3>First off, this motherfucker's got flip flops on with these

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<v Speaker 3>nasty fucking toenail, like super dark feet, dude, which is

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<v Speaker 3>distracting in its own right.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, a couple a couple.

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<v Speaker 3>Of minutes, a couple of minutes into these fucking adventures

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<v Speaker 3>of ours, because now we're shitting in.

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<v Speaker 4>Tandem, right.

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<v Speaker 3>I hear this water splashing, and I was like, these

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<v Speaker 3>motherfuckers have bidets. This is not a nice truck stop.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me let me put that out there. This is

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<v Speaker 3>not a nice truck stop. This is not a brand

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<v Speaker 3>new truck stop. It is an old truck stop. And

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<v Speaker 3>I hear this splashing, like and it sounds like a

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<v Speaker 3>kid splashing in a pool, or like if you're washing

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<v Speaker 3>your hands really hard.

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<v Speaker 4>And I look down, I'm like, is this motherfucker got

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<v Speaker 4>a bidet? And there is no bidet.

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<v Speaker 3>There is no source of water that squirts up in

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<v Speaker 3>your asshole, which leads me to the conclusion that this

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<v Speaker 3>douche was sitting there taking the water from and he

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<v Speaker 3>was splashing it into his asshole. That is the that

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<v Speaker 3>is the only sound that that was making. And so

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<v Speaker 3>this motherfucker had just taken a ship. I did not

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<v Speaker 3>hear a flush. I did not hear a flush. There

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<v Speaker 3>was no flush all there was was the sound of

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<v Speaker 3>a kid's hand slapping the water like he's fucking playing

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<v Speaker 3>Marco Polo, and he It was nasty. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>fucking puke. The guy gets up finishes, I kid you not.

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<v Speaker 3>Within seconds of him walking out of the stall, another

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<v Speaker 3>man walks into the stall and starts sniffing like he

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<v Speaker 3>was in the world's finest perfume shop. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>this wasn't a courtesy sniff. This was a perverted sniff.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, like full Jude nostrils.

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<v Speaker 2>As it's like it's like biodome when they're trying to

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<v Speaker 2>smell each other's food out of their fart.

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<v Speaker 4>It was so nasty. So I finished my business.

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<v Speaker 3>I go to wash my hands and here is this

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<v Speaker 3>motherfucker over the sink washing his face.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, dude, I couldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so fucking gross. In a million years, nothing

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<v Speaker 3>like this could fucking get written. And I'm and it

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<v Speaker 3>happens to find stupid ship like this finds me everywhere

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<v Speaker 3>I fucking go.

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<v Speaker 2>Number one, Where was this Ta truck stuff?

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<v Speaker 4>At Linwood?

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<v Speaker 3>Normally I go, Normally, I make the right I get,

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<v Speaker 3>I go to pilot. But this time my brain told

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<v Speaker 3>me you got to get back on the freeway go

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<v Speaker 3>in the other direction, so you might as well just

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<v Speaker 3>get maked easy turn out of this driveway instead of

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<v Speaker 3>the hard one.

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<v Speaker 4>Out of that driveway. Okay, all right, so I went

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<v Speaker 4>to go somewhere new.

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<v Speaker 2>Secondly, is this guy's feet clearly visible or do you

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<v Speaker 2>have to kind of get out of your way to

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<v Speaker 2>see his feet?

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<v Speaker 4>His feet were clearly visible.

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<v Speaker 3>They were on the edge he could he was spread

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<v Speaker 3>so they were on the edge of the stall.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. Last question, did he have one of those

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<v Speaker 2>funny ass like ear pieces in you know, the drivers?

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<v Speaker 4>Washing his face? And I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't look at anything but the action of washing

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<v Speaker 3>his face, So I don't know if it was sitting

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<v Speaker 3>on the counter or not.

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<v Speaker 5>All I pictured was this guy with those big ass

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<v Speaker 4>No, mine was fucking volatile. It only took ten seconds

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<v Speaker 3>Down on the seat, because you know, it starts coming

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<v Speaker 3>out before I get my The process starts as you

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<v Speaker 3>You get it everything situated before you sit down. So

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<v Speaker 5>I just imagined American pie like he's grabbing one.

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<v Speaker 4>Little square.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's that's amazing. The Tha Bidet story, Uh mind you.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like you're probably filming from a TA truck stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, one hundred and eighty three episodes, and this

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<v Speaker 2>is gonna cut right up there. That the don't forgot

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<v Speaker 2>his laptop. Actually he actually brought his podcast equipment, but

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<v Speaker 4>It's right next to me.

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<v Speaker 2>For all those who you listening that just saw that.

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<v Speaker 5>If only he had an adapter plugging into his phone,

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<v Speaker 5>make it direct.

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually I'm a time we got before your phone dies.

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<v Speaker 4>It's plugged in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, good good, I to myself, Ston't how's your.

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<v Speaker 5>Weak real quick, chrys labar the king If you're listening,

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<v Speaker 5>buddy right as some crazy shit story like that you

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<v Speaker 5>had from driving across country, Oh my god, you got

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<v Speaker 5>Someboddy damn. But my uh my week was pretty good.

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<v Speaker 5>Just getting settled into the house. I did have a

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<v Speaker 5>was just like speaking logically, you know, and it just

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<v Speaker 5>it just got real dark. But we were talking and

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<v Speaker 5>she was like, yeah, Dad, you know, it's really important

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<v Speaker 5>that I put on my seat belt when we go

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<v Speaker 5>for a drive. And I was like, yeah, yeah, it

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<v Speaker 5>is it is kid. You know, it's very important that

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<v Speaker 5>because if I don't pour my seatbelt, like I can

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<v Speaker 5>get really hurt, you know, or like I could like

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<v Speaker 5>like that. That is something that can happen. That's why

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<v Speaker 5>you put on your seatbelt to protect you. She was like,

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<v Speaker 5>and you know what, I don't want to be a

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<v Speaker 5>kid angel. I don't want to do that. And I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, what the fuck didn't you just say just say.

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<v Speaker 7>You don't want to be an angel? Jesus. I was like, hey, kids,

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<v Speaker 7>let's put on I just turned it up and drowned her.

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<v Speaker 2>Turned on Cannibal Corpse, like we gotta we gotta lighten

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<v Speaker 2>this mood up.

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<v Speaker 5>Ice pickle Botamie, bitch, let's go shout out to Ceci.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god. But she said I told her lesson

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<v Speaker 5>unless it was like, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 4>Did she say.

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<v Speaker 5>That?

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<v Speaker 2>That's kind that actually goes along lines?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>My.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometime this week, I was in the pool after work

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<v Speaker 2>and it was just me and Ellie and she she's

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<v Speaker 2>been on this kick since, uh since my father in

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<v Speaker 2>law's mom passed away, right, she's been on this death kick.

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<v Speaker 2>So she we were sitting in the cool playing talking

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<v Speaker 2>and she goes, hey, you know, Dad, I told Nana

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<v Speaker 2>today that when her and Pappy die, I get to

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<v Speaker 2>live in their house. And I was like what she

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<v Speaker 2>was like? But I told them, don't get rid of

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<v Speaker 2>your stuff because I like your stuff. The sad part is,

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<v Speaker 2>I know she said that probably verbatim, like no chill,

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<v Speaker 2>no chill, no chill, God damn, yeah, do you have

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<v Speaker 2>anything else? Was that?

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<v Speaker 4>Was that? No?

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<v Speaker 5>That was really about it? Yeah, that's fuck. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I just had to get my part in there because

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I didn't you talking about that? Instantly

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<v Speaker 2>brought that back to my forefront there. My week was

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<v Speaker 2>pretty good. I I actually I ended up getting a

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<v Speaker 2>new truck. I couldn't. I couldn't resist myself. He talked

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<v Speaker 2>yourself into it, talked myself into it. It's a hard bargain,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah it was. It was just a right deal,

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<v Speaker 2>right time, and I've been wanting to truck, So I

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<v Speaker 2>ended up getting one, paying like just just a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit more than what I was already paying. Actually not

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<v Speaker 2>more than what I was paying. I was always paying

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<v Speaker 2>extra anyway, but more than my actual supposed payment.

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<v Speaker 5>You know. Okay, what was the APR you got on it.

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<v Speaker 2>At three point nine?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like one of the lowest they would go

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<v Speaker 2>right now, and then sure, shit, the next day they

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<v Speaker 2>come out with it wouldn't have been as good of

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<v Speaker 2>a deal price wise, But then they came out with

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<v Speaker 2>like a zero interest if you qualify for sixty months

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<v Speaker 2>on your term, but the price wouldn't have been the same.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like, I mean, not only it would have

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<v Speaker 2>been higher, and then even without interest, it still would

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<v Speaker 2>have been higher on the payment and so but it

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<v Speaker 2>was just funny how the next day a deal like

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<v Speaker 2>that comes out.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, there's a lot of like hidden legal shit

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<v Speaker 5>in that, you know, the zero interest ones. I found

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<v Speaker 5>out a lot of times with the zero interests, like

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<v Speaker 5>ten percent of people five percent of people can like

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<v Speaker 5>call by for that shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>It's they want like full twenty percent down or more.

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<v Speaker 5>And they also want you to have like a seven

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<v Speaker 5>forty plus credit score sometimes even like towards eight, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>and it's like damn, you know it's.

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<v Speaker 2>I think when they're hitting at zero, they really want

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<v Speaker 2>it closer to eight.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the lowest I've ever had, And my credit score

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<v Speaker 2>at this time was like right about eight and the

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<v Speaker 2>lowest I've ever gotten was two point flat. Like I

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<v Speaker 2>never went in for one of those incentive deals anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, the lowest I've ever gotten on a car

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<v Speaker 2>was two percent.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah I think I was.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, two point six is the lowest I've ever gotten?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I think the highest GP is actually when

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<v Speaker 3>I got on the g which was like five point nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, sometimes that shit happens. Like I I like,

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<v Speaker 2>when I got my Honda, I wasn't even paying attention

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<v Speaker 2>to interest rates. It's like one of those things. I

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<v Speaker 2>just wanted it and I knew I could afford it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then when I was going with this truck deal,

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<v Speaker 2>my brother in law was asking me, you know, some

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<v Speaker 2>details of the of the stuff. So I pulled it

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<v Speaker 2>up and I was like, oh shit, I was paying

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<v Speaker 2>six percent interest. But I actually was never really paying

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<v Speaker 2>much interest, if any at all, because I was always

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<v Speaker 2>paying more than the payment. So I yeah, so whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know, but it's.

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<v Speaker 6>Telling me the best way to do a vehicle is to.

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<v Speaker 4>Start off with a beater, right, You don't have to.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't have to make payments on.

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<v Speaker 3>Find the car you want or the vehicle you want,

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<v Speaker 3>figure out what your monthly payment would be, make those

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<v Speaker 3>payments to yourself yep, every month, and then when you

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<v Speaker 3>get that, when you get enough to get the car

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<v Speaker 3>you want, you turn around and you pay the car off,

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<v Speaker 3>but continue to make payments to yourself. So by the

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<v Speaker 3>time you want another vehicle, so you're always gonna have

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<v Speaker 3>a car payment. Yeah, but you're never paying any interest.

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<v Speaker 2>So yes, not a bad idea at all. I Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>speaking of cars too, I the my grandma is stoning in.

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<v Speaker 2>My grandma when she had passed away. Before that, she

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<v Speaker 2>had said she wanted to give her car to my son.

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<v Speaker 2>So well, my mom was out here for Thanksgiving. She

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<v Speaker 2>had brought it down and it just sat for too long.

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<v Speaker 2>So all of a sudden the battery died, and which

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<v Speaker 2>pissed me off more because AJ just put one in.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was like, but it's okay, I just get

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<v Speaker 2>it charged and it'll it'll probably be good to go,

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<v Speaker 2>right Yeah, And so I my neighbor across the street,

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<v Speaker 2>oddly enough, Elias's bike. I was airing up bike tires

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<v Speaker 2>for him and he went inside for a second. So

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<v Speaker 2>I was getting a tired and I'm sitting on the

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<v Speaker 2>ground and I'm getting it all situated, and all of

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<v Speaker 2>and I look over and it's my neighbor. And I

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, why don't you your fucking words

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<v Speaker 2>next time? Just like that, that exacte. I was so

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<v Speaker 2>pissed off at him.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a fucking bell around his neck, jeez.

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<v Speaker 2>And then yeah, he just he just like creeped up

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<v Speaker 2>on me. He's like all fucking stock or like. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he actually had a battery charger, so he would borrow

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<v Speaker 2>it and then plugged it in and just put it

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<v Speaker 2>on the low amp and did it. Ran it for

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<v Speaker 2>a whole day.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>And then when I took it off, I was trying

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<v Speaker 2>to situate it right, and all of a sudden, the

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<v Speaker 2>things like clang together and fucking sparked right next to

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<v Speaker 2>my leg. I was like about to get electrocuted here.

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<v Speaker 5>I can just imagine you doing a little leprechun hop

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<v Speaker 5>like ah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty much just what I did. Let him hit the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so I was teaching my son that and

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<v Speaker 2>teaching him how to hook up the hook up the case.

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<v Speaker 2>When I called no today, Yeah, I know, we were

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<v Speaker 2>going to the store. I think I'm trying. I think

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<v Speaker 2>when you called, we were, Yeah, we're just getting too Walmart.

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<v Speaker 2>And because we had to get some I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>get some fuel cleaner and some stabilizer since the tank's

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<v Speaker 2>been in there for a while, just to add it

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<v Speaker 2>and run it and let it, you know, stay clean.

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<v Speaker 2>And then also the AC and that thing isn't the greatest,

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<v Speaker 2>so I decided to get a one of those AC chargers.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh you hook up, I'll fucking tell you this. I

432
00:22:26.400 --> 00:22:28.200
<v Speaker 5>found out why the AC wasn't that great in that

433
00:22:28.279 --> 00:22:35.039
<v Speaker 5>thing before she left. She took it over to this mechanic,

434
00:22:35.079 --> 00:22:38.160
<v Speaker 5>and this mechanic was like, hey, I think this is

435
00:22:38.240 --> 00:22:42.079
<v Speaker 5>still the OEM filter that's in the cabin air filter

436
00:22:42.200 --> 00:22:44.240
<v Speaker 5>if you ever changed this thing out, And she was like,

437
00:22:45.160 --> 00:22:47.599
<v Speaker 5>just the engine filter? Is there another filter change out?

438
00:22:47.640 --> 00:22:49.960
<v Speaker 5>And the guy was like, you need to take a

439
00:22:49.960 --> 00:22:53.200
<v Speaker 5>look at this, And it looked like an air filter

440
00:22:53.279 --> 00:22:55.000
<v Speaker 5>from a house duck that had been sitting there for

441
00:22:55.000 --> 00:22:58.279
<v Speaker 5>twenty years NonStop. And so she put a new one

442
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<v Speaker 5>in and then we turned that thing on and that

443
00:23:01.039 --> 00:23:05.240
<v Speaker 5>AC blasted fucking winter into that goddamn car. And I

444
00:23:05.319 --> 00:23:08.559
<v Speaker 5>was like Graham, like I was trying to figure out

445
00:23:08.599 --> 00:23:10.880
<v Speaker 5>for so long why the fucking AC wouldn't works because

446
00:23:10.880 --> 00:23:12.000
<v Speaker 5>she never changed out the filter.

447
00:23:12.480 --> 00:23:17.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I might have to check that, but I

448
00:23:17.480 --> 00:23:18.039
<v Speaker 2>did do that.

449
00:23:18.079 --> 00:23:19.160
<v Speaker 5>Those are changed out yearly.

450
00:23:19.519 --> 00:23:23.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the can on there and added the free on

451
00:23:23.799 --> 00:23:26.480
<v Speaker 2>to it, and it helped a little bit, but it's

452
00:23:26.480 --> 00:23:29.839
<v Speaker 2>still not quite all the way there really. Oddly enough,

453
00:23:29.880 --> 00:23:31.960
<v Speaker 2>it was the passenger side was nice and cool, but

454
00:23:32.000 --> 00:23:36.759
<v Speaker 2>the driver's side was not, which was weird. But so yeah,

455
00:23:36.759 --> 00:23:39.480
<v Speaker 2>I actually I wonder if there's a hole. Well, the

456
00:23:39.519 --> 00:23:41.759
<v Speaker 2>good news is the stuff I bought, Well, it doesn't

457
00:23:41.759 --> 00:23:44.440
<v Speaker 2>mean it'll work, Zach, but the stuff I bought actually

458
00:23:44.480 --> 00:23:46.920
<v Speaker 2>has a seiler with it, so if there is any

459
00:23:47.319 --> 00:23:50.039
<v Speaker 2>leaks in the in the hose that it could try

460
00:23:50.079 --> 00:23:52.000
<v Speaker 2>to patch it.

461
00:23:52.720 --> 00:23:53.839
<v Speaker 5>So that's good.

462
00:23:54.279 --> 00:23:56.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean, ship though, this kid's you know, first car,

463
00:23:56.960 --> 00:23:58.559
<v Speaker 2>Like we could all talk about our first.

464
00:23:58.359 --> 00:24:02.720
<v Speaker 5>Cars in signs on Frontiers.

465
00:24:03.119 --> 00:24:06.440
<v Speaker 2>Mine had no a C. My AC was saying, open

466
00:24:06.480 --> 00:24:09.839
<v Speaker 2>the fucking vents when you're driving, and if you really

467
00:24:09.920 --> 00:24:12.359
<v Speaker 2>want cold there go bag, go buy a bag of

468
00:24:12.400 --> 00:24:14.920
<v Speaker 2>ice and tie it in front of the vent yep.

469
00:24:15.920 --> 00:24:18.359
<v Speaker 5>Same mine was, Hey, you want some airless roll down

470
00:24:18.359 --> 00:24:21.279
<v Speaker 5>the windows? That's all it was. That's all it was.

471
00:24:23.640 --> 00:24:27.319
<v Speaker 2>That's good ship. So I have some wood? Would you

472
00:24:27.440 --> 00:24:29.759
<v Speaker 2>rathers for you? And then I have I have a

473
00:24:29.799 --> 00:24:33.519
<v Speaker 2>new game inspired by Dome. So it's not that he'll

474
00:24:33.559 --> 00:24:35.799
<v Speaker 2>have like a leg up, but he'll understand it right

475
00:24:35.839 --> 00:24:40.039
<v Speaker 2>off the bat before. Just twist to it. Yeah, it

476
00:24:40.119 --> 00:24:45.160
<v Speaker 2>is just a twist to it. But until then, would

477
00:24:45.240 --> 00:24:49.160
<v Speaker 2>you rather dad style dark and dirty? Would you rather

478
00:24:49.200 --> 00:24:51.799
<v Speaker 2>have sex with your partner while their dad provides a

479
00:24:51.880 --> 00:24:55.200
<v Speaker 2>running commentary, or have sex with your partner while their

480
00:24:55.279 --> 00:25:00.440
<v Speaker 2>mom shows you the family album?

481
00:25:00.640 --> 00:25:05.200
<v Speaker 9>Hmmm, I fucking hate you.

482
00:25:06.440 --> 00:25:14.279
<v Speaker 2>God, God damn it, God damn it.

483
00:25:14.559 --> 00:25:17.000
<v Speaker 5>Well, in my case, it's like, which fucking dad would

484
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<v Speaker 5>it be.

485
00:25:18.440 --> 00:25:22.680
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna go with the genetic father, the actual father.

486
00:25:27.160 --> 00:25:27.880
<v Speaker 5>I just mentioned.

487
00:25:29.799 --> 00:25:37.240
<v Speaker 4>Hast seen her since she was like four. It's gonna

488
00:25:37.279 --> 00:25:40.160
<v Speaker 4>be awkward, I.

489
00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:47.279
<v Speaker 5>Would say, funk. I would say her mom her photo album. Yeah, yeah,

490
00:25:47.519 --> 00:25:49.039
<v Speaker 5>I gotta go with her mom too, because I think

491
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<v Speaker 5>a the photo album is small. I see her mom

492
00:25:52.480 --> 00:25:53.359
<v Speaker 5>much less.

493
00:25:56.720 --> 00:25:57.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. See, I'm the opposite.

494
00:25:57.960 --> 00:26:04.799
<v Speaker 5>But mm hmm, what about you?

495
00:26:04.519 --> 00:26:05.279
<v Speaker 2>But you know.

496
00:26:09.359 --> 00:26:10.119
<v Speaker 5>Which one do you want?

497
00:26:12.400 --> 00:26:14.319
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It'd be pretty funny listening to Marvin

498
00:26:14.359 --> 00:26:15.839
<v Speaker 2>do some commentary.

499
00:26:16.279 --> 00:26:18.359
<v Speaker 4>Comical, dude, I'm gonna take that.

500
00:26:19.039 --> 00:26:19.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna take that.

501
00:26:21.680 --> 00:26:24.319
<v Speaker 5>What you small her ass? He goes, yeah, like what.

502
00:26:25.799 --> 00:26:29.519
<v Speaker 3>Mark Marvin would be comical. Ronda would be critical. She's like,

503
00:26:29.559 --> 00:26:30.400
<v Speaker 3>you're not doing it right.

504
00:26:31.519 --> 00:26:34.000
<v Speaker 2>But here's a picture of her. Here's a picture of

505
00:26:34.039 --> 00:26:36.319
<v Speaker 2>her from Sadie Hawkins her freshman year.

506
00:26:40.079 --> 00:26:42.119
<v Speaker 4>Here's a picture of her in her horse. Here's a

507
00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:43.240
<v Speaker 4>picture of her in her horse.

508
00:26:45.319 --> 00:26:47.279
<v Speaker 5>I'm just trying to help him get turned on.

509
00:26:47.480 --> 00:26:57.759
<v Speaker 2>Mom. Stop, Okay, would you rather it is a fun one,

510
00:26:57.839 --> 00:27:00.920
<v Speaker 2>not dirty? Would you rather have twenty one hours in

511
00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:03.960
<v Speaker 2>a day? That's it, It's just twenty one hour day.

512
00:27:04.279 --> 00:27:06.599
<v Speaker 2>Would you rather have twenty five hours in a day,

513
00:27:06.799 --> 00:27:11.119
<v Speaker 2>but one hour every day you must watch airplane safety

514
00:27:11.160 --> 00:27:14.119
<v Speaker 2>instruction videos.

515
00:27:13.960 --> 00:27:16.480
<v Speaker 5>The twenty five? Yeah?

516
00:27:17.519 --> 00:27:22.240
<v Speaker 4>Okay, don't yeah, yeah, same.

517
00:27:23.400 --> 00:27:25.640
<v Speaker 2>Just why don't you want to take the twenty one?

518
00:27:26.680 --> 00:27:28.960
<v Speaker 4>It's too it's too much of a discrepancy.

519
00:27:29.759 --> 00:27:32.400
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, there's not enough hours in the day as it is,

520
00:27:33.000 --> 00:27:34.119
<v Speaker 5>and I'd rather give up.

521
00:27:34.200 --> 00:27:37.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'd rather give up one hour versus versus three hours.

522
00:27:37.440 --> 00:27:38.079
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

523
00:27:38.200 --> 00:27:42.640
<v Speaker 2>Actually, you're not giving up an hour at all.

524
00:27:42.680 --> 00:27:43.400
<v Speaker 4>That's what I'm saying.

525
00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:47.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm giving up one of the twenty four, one of

526
00:27:47.720 --> 00:27:50.000
<v Speaker 3>the twenty five, because if it's twenty five, I'm still

527
00:27:50.079 --> 00:27:50.680
<v Speaker 3>giving it up.

528
00:27:51.680 --> 00:27:55.400
<v Speaker 5>I'm just gonna that's gonna be my my falling asleep routine.

529
00:27:55.519 --> 00:27:57.319
<v Speaker 5>Is going to sleep to that, So then I get

530
00:27:57.359 --> 00:27:58.119
<v Speaker 5>an extra hour.

531
00:27:59.279 --> 00:27:59.599
<v Speaker 4>Then go.

532
00:28:00.400 --> 00:28:02.880
<v Speaker 5>Didn't say I had to be awake watching them.

533
00:28:03.319 --> 00:28:11.119
<v Speaker 2>I should, you know, Yeah, uh yeah, okay, all right,

534
00:28:11.160 --> 00:28:12.000
<v Speaker 2>I'll let you pass them.

535
00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:13.680
<v Speaker 4>Where I would just have sex while I was doing

536
00:28:13.720 --> 00:28:14.559
<v Speaker 4>it every day.

537
00:28:15.240 --> 00:28:28.079
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, you're getting railed in the ass, all right, least

538
00:28:28.079 --> 00:28:28.359
<v Speaker 9>get back.

539
00:28:28.559 --> 00:28:31.400
<v Speaker 3>Did you hear the theory that he's actually still alive.

540
00:28:31.920 --> 00:28:33.480
<v Speaker 3>There was a thing I don't know if I sent

541
00:28:33.519 --> 00:28:36.720
<v Speaker 3>it to you guys where somebody there was there was

542
00:28:36.799 --> 00:28:40.400
<v Speaker 3>someone who's working in the prison said that they moved

543
00:28:40.480 --> 00:28:42.799
<v Speaker 3>him prior to finding him dead.

544
00:28:45.039 --> 00:28:48.000
<v Speaker 2>I mean, everything's on the table. I wouldn't surprise me,

545
00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:52.119
<v Speaker 2>it really wouldn't. You. You know, you throw him into

546
00:28:52.160 --> 00:28:56.240
<v Speaker 2>some fucking crazy island in the you know, in the Bahamas,

547
00:28:56.319 --> 00:28:58.519
<v Speaker 2>you know, some small ass island where nobody has any

548
00:28:58.519 --> 00:29:01.160
<v Speaker 2>fucking clue who this guy is. You throw them over

549
00:29:01.279 --> 00:29:06.599
<v Speaker 2>and you know there's ways, there's ways.

550
00:29:05.599 --> 00:29:07.400
<v Speaker 4>Just putting back on his own fucking island.

551
00:29:09.519 --> 00:29:15.160
<v Speaker 2>That's true, nobody's watching it true. All right, there's money's

552
00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:20.920
<v Speaker 2>hot hot take, hot take? Did he died a long

553
00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:24.759
<v Speaker 2>time ago? And Epstein is really Diddy? Just in in

554
00:29:24.799 --> 00:29:29.680
<v Speaker 2>a Diddy suit? Oh h hot take?

555
00:29:29.759 --> 00:29:32.960
<v Speaker 5>Like that Michael Jackson theory that lizard man. Yeah, like

556
00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:35.599
<v Speaker 5>somebody killed him and like like that's why he went

557
00:29:35.640 --> 00:29:42.559
<v Speaker 5>white and took over his fame career. Yeah, yeah, all right, dom,

558
00:29:42.920 --> 00:29:44.720
<v Speaker 5>I was both of you. But I'll ask you first,

559
00:29:45.160 --> 00:29:47.000
<v Speaker 5>would you rather get the skin of your dick torn

560
00:29:47.039 --> 00:29:49.319
<v Speaker 5>off because it got stuck on someone's braces? Or would

561
00:29:49.319 --> 00:29:51.440
<v Speaker 5>you rather get fingered by someone who just ate buffalo

562
00:29:51.480 --> 00:29:55.440
<v Speaker 5>wings cause of your insights to feel like fire finger finger.

563
00:29:57.319 --> 00:29:59.200
<v Speaker 4>Before I get my skin ripped off?

564
00:29:59.400 --> 00:30:02.720
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's fine. I've shipped out fucking like peppers before.

565
00:30:02.920 --> 00:30:04.200
<v Speaker 5>I know that feeling.

566
00:30:04.319 --> 00:30:07.720
<v Speaker 3>Is that one chip challenge that on here a couple

567
00:30:07.759 --> 00:30:15.160
<v Speaker 3>of years back? Yeah, it's fine, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

568
00:30:15.720 --> 00:30:19.319
<v Speaker 5>You know where the gnomes the odd one out here?

569
00:30:19.359 --> 00:30:21.799
<v Speaker 5>I am You're the odd one out we gotta get

570
00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:23.119
<v Speaker 5>you on something like that because.

571
00:30:24.559 --> 00:30:28.079
<v Speaker 2>Dad or whatever on the chip and and yeah he

572
00:30:28.480 --> 00:30:31.559
<v Speaker 2>his skin turned different colors. And yeah, I'm gonna get.

573
00:30:31.480 --> 00:30:34.519
<v Speaker 4>You the gummy bear? Can I get you the bear?

574
00:30:34.680 --> 00:30:35.880
<v Speaker 5>Gets you the bear?

575
00:30:35.960 --> 00:30:37.160
<v Speaker 2>What's the gummy bear want to gain?

576
00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:40.359
<v Speaker 3>It's basically like the one.

577
00:30:40.480 --> 00:30:44.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, I don't want the hot stuff. I'll do

578
00:30:45.039 --> 00:30:47.960
<v Speaker 2>like give me like fermented tofu. Let me throw up everywhere.

579
00:30:48.359 --> 00:30:51.759
<v Speaker 5>Your wife is going to murder you because that's just's

580
00:30:51.799 --> 00:30:57.279
<v Speaker 5>gonna that's it's gonna stink up the house. And then can.

581
00:30:57.200 --> 00:30:59.079
<v Speaker 3>I get you one of those fucking bluega eggs? The

582
00:30:59.359 --> 00:31:02.279
<v Speaker 3>baby birds? You know what I'm talking about?

583
00:31:03.000 --> 00:31:06.559
<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, Yeah you do that one?

584
00:31:06.599 --> 00:31:06.640
<v Speaker 4>No?

585
00:31:13.440 --> 00:31:19.160
<v Speaker 5>Is that a beak? I guess it is? Yeah, D's

586
00:31:19.279 --> 00:31:22.519
<v Speaker 5>talon got stuck in my fucking tooth.

587
00:31:25.319 --> 00:31:28.880
<v Speaker 2>Uh Okay, we were talking about this earlier. So life

588
00:31:28.920 --> 00:31:31.519
<v Speaker 2>after death? Would you rather find out for certain that

589
00:31:31.519 --> 00:31:33.920
<v Speaker 2>there's a heaven and hell after life? Or would you

590
00:31:34.000 --> 00:31:36.880
<v Speaker 2>rather find out for certain that we're reincarnated back into

591
00:31:36.880 --> 00:31:37.880
<v Speaker 2>this world after death?

592
00:31:38.839 --> 00:31:39.839
<v Speaker 4>How am I finding out?

593
00:31:40.440 --> 00:31:43.839
<v Speaker 5>Like it just says, find out for certain? So rather

594
00:31:43.880 --> 00:31:46.839
<v Speaker 5>have ha it in hell or rather be reincarnated? Right,

595
00:31:47.119 --> 00:31:47.799
<v Speaker 5>understanding that, right.

596
00:31:47.920 --> 00:31:56.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's now the question. The ultimate question is you guys,

597
00:31:56.319 --> 00:31:57.640
<v Speaker 2>answer first, and I'll bring this up.

598
00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:04.000
<v Speaker 5>I'd rather be reincarnated, Yeah, because you have a chance

599
00:32:04.000 --> 00:32:05.640
<v Speaker 5>to make a better life, Like if you if there's

600
00:32:05.640 --> 00:32:07.359
<v Speaker 5>a heaven hell, and you go to Hell, you're fucked.

601
00:32:09.880 --> 00:32:11.359
<v Speaker 4>I'd rather be reincarnated.

602
00:32:12.480 --> 00:32:17.720
<v Speaker 3>Not not because I am worried about going to Hell

603
00:32:17.880 --> 00:32:23.000
<v Speaker 3>versus heaven, because I know I'm gonna, but.

604
00:32:25.720 --> 00:32:27.119
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'd just rather be reincarnate.

605
00:32:27.119 --> 00:32:29.839
<v Speaker 3>I think it'd be cool because you can do You

606
00:32:29.880 --> 00:32:32.799
<v Speaker 3>can be reincard, you can be reincarnated into a shitty

607
00:32:32.799 --> 00:32:36.839
<v Speaker 3>fucking you know body like you can be reincarnated into

608
00:32:37.079 --> 00:32:40.200
<v Speaker 3>some situation that you don't want to be in, like

609
00:32:40.200 --> 00:32:41.440
<v Speaker 3>a sex slave or something.

610
00:32:41.960 --> 00:32:46.039
<v Speaker 2>Dome, Dome gets to heaven and he's standing at the gates,

611
00:32:46.319 --> 00:32:49.240
<v Speaker 2>and whoever it is it's supposed to be in charge, Peter, Paul, whatever, God,

612
00:32:49.279 --> 00:32:53.200
<v Speaker 2>whoever looks looks right at him, just looks at him

613
00:32:53.200 --> 00:32:55.799
<v Speaker 2>dead and I doesn't say a word. Dome doesn't say

614
00:32:55.799 --> 00:32:58.759
<v Speaker 2>a word, kind of just shrugs his shoulders and then

615
00:32:58.799 --> 00:33:01.680
<v Speaker 2>behind we'll just call it, will say it's Peter behind

616
00:33:01.680 --> 00:33:04.839
<v Speaker 2>Peter's shoulder, don't can see a retard licking the window

617
00:33:05.079 --> 00:33:10.480
<v Speaker 2>from inside Heaven's ard. Then he just starts laughing and

618
00:33:10.519 --> 00:33:15.279
<v Speaker 2>then he just gets craked downstairs. Got you bitch?

619
00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:18.039
<v Speaker 4>That me the ultimate buck up, dude, that'd be the

620
00:33:18.119 --> 00:33:21.359
<v Speaker 4>ultimate test. Yeah, I'd be screwed.

621
00:33:22.519 --> 00:33:24.920
<v Speaker 2>Can I get a phone call before you said me?

622
00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:26.680
<v Speaker 2>He's not gonna believe it.

623
00:33:26.759 --> 00:33:29.000
<v Speaker 4>He's not gonna believe in the picture. On, Hold on,

624
00:33:29.039 --> 00:33:30.400
<v Speaker 4>hold on, I got to picture this.

625
00:33:30.519 --> 00:33:32.279
<v Speaker 2>You guys got WiFi up here.

626
00:33:32.160 --> 00:33:32.920
<v Speaker 5>He's a Wi Fi.

627
00:33:35.279 --> 00:33:38.519
<v Speaker 2>So the the odd odd part about that, what would

628
00:33:38.519 --> 00:33:42.279
<v Speaker 2>be kind of cool is if you chose the reincarnation right,

629
00:33:43.640 --> 00:33:45.880
<v Speaker 2>you don't necessarily get to know how you come back

630
00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:49.960
<v Speaker 2>or when you come back, right, because you could in

631
00:33:50.200 --> 00:33:54.559
<v Speaker 2>theory in in theory, couldn't you go back in time

632
00:33:54.680 --> 00:33:57.960
<v Speaker 2>to be reincarnated? Since time is just a line? Who's

633
00:33:57.960 --> 00:34:00.839
<v Speaker 2>to say? Who's to say you couldn't go back? Can

634
00:34:01.240 --> 00:34:03.200
<v Speaker 2>and be born in fifteen oh two?

635
00:34:04.079 --> 00:34:04.839
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

636
00:34:04.920 --> 00:34:07.319
<v Speaker 5>I once read a short story about this guy who

637
00:34:07.359 --> 00:34:09.079
<v Speaker 5>died in a car accident and he went and he

638
00:34:09.159 --> 00:34:11.480
<v Speaker 5>met God, and God was like, what's the points all this?

639
00:34:11.519 --> 00:34:13.800
<v Speaker 5>And he was like, I'm actually training you to become me.

640
00:34:14.360 --> 00:34:16.239
<v Speaker 5>But before you can become me. You have to live

641
00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:18.880
<v Speaker 5>every single life that's on this planet. So the next

642
00:34:18.880 --> 00:34:21.760
<v Speaker 5>stop for you is a girl in Chinese or a

643
00:34:21.800 --> 00:34:24.760
<v Speaker 5>girl in China and seven oh four eighty and I

644
00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:30.519
<v Speaker 5>was like, huh, that's interesting. First thing he does.

645
00:34:30.639 --> 00:34:32.679
<v Speaker 2>The first thing he does is flick his vagina with

646
00:34:32.760 --> 00:34:37.119
<v Speaker 2>some chapsticks.

647
00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:39.719
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I think I got to go reincarnated as well.

648
00:34:40.480 --> 00:34:43.360
<v Speaker 5>I mean, I think my theory, my leading theory is

649
00:34:43.360 --> 00:34:46.800
<v Speaker 5>is something along those lines, and we're all just in reincarnation.

650
00:34:46.880 --> 00:34:50.719
<v Speaker 5>But I think we had to be everything first, and

651
00:34:50.760 --> 00:34:52.840
<v Speaker 5>then the last thing I think is a human being,

652
00:34:53.920 --> 00:34:55.719
<v Speaker 5>and then I think something is going to happen. But

653
00:34:55.760 --> 00:34:57.360
<v Speaker 5>that's that's my that's my theory on it.

654
00:34:57.400 --> 00:35:05.079
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, okay, this one goes along exactly with that,

655
00:35:05.239 --> 00:35:07.159
<v Speaker 2>and then I'll find one dirty one that ended out

656
00:35:08.039 --> 00:35:10.119
<v Speaker 2>this one is find out for certain that there is

657
00:35:10.159 --> 00:35:12.760
<v Speaker 2>a God and he's judging all of us as we've

658
00:35:12.800 --> 00:35:15.960
<v Speaker 2>been told, or find out for certain that aliens created

659
00:35:16.039 --> 00:35:19.159
<v Speaker 2>us and they're just observing us like zoo animals.

660
00:35:20.440 --> 00:35:21.239
<v Speaker 5>What was the first one?

661
00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:25.239
<v Speaker 2>Again, basically the same thing, but it's God's judging you.

662
00:35:27.239 --> 00:35:30.360
<v Speaker 3>I think I'd rather I think i'd rather know that

663
00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:35.239
<v Speaker 3>aliens that we either came from another planet or aliens

664
00:35:35.559 --> 00:35:38.679
<v Speaker 3>created us or put us here as an experiment, versus

665
00:35:39.280 --> 00:35:42.760
<v Speaker 3>there was a fucking all power full entity that was

666
00:35:43.000 --> 00:35:48.679
<v Speaker 3>just a twat. Yeah, yeah, I think that would make

667
00:35:48.719 --> 00:35:49.199
<v Speaker 3>me mad.

668
00:35:49.960 --> 00:35:52.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I have this alien one.

669
00:35:52.800 --> 00:35:54.840
<v Speaker 4>No, I would choose the alien one. I think. I

670
00:35:54.880 --> 00:35:56.639
<v Speaker 4>think the Jesus one would make me mad.

671
00:35:57.079 --> 00:35:59.039
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, I'm along the same lines.

672
00:35:59.119 --> 00:36:02.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, that would piss me off because it would

673
00:36:02.320 --> 00:36:04.320
<v Speaker 3>be it would be like you, It would be like me,

674
00:36:04.400 --> 00:36:07.360
<v Speaker 3>It would be like us knowing that you were sitting

675
00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:11.519
<v Speaker 3>up there on a fucking throne, you know, eating fucking Cheetos,

676
00:36:12.079 --> 00:36:15.119
<v Speaker 3>looking down on us, judging the ship out of us.

677
00:36:15.119 --> 00:36:17.519
<v Speaker 4>I would be fucking furious with you, piece of ship.

678
00:36:19.880 --> 00:36:22.880
<v Speaker 3>Like this motherfucker ain't no better than us, up there

679
00:36:23.320 --> 00:36:27.880
<v Speaker 3>with his fucking orange dick and cheeto fingers, just getting

680
00:36:27.920 --> 00:36:29.559
<v Speaker 3>off watching us.

681
00:36:29.639 --> 00:36:30.639
<v Speaker 4>I'm so pissed.

682
00:36:30.920 --> 00:36:32.800
<v Speaker 5>I bet you the mo fucker doesn't wash his hands.

683
00:36:32.840 --> 00:36:34.079
<v Speaker 5>That's why he's got cheeto dick.

684
00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:35.880
<v Speaker 4>Yep. M.

685
00:36:36.880 --> 00:36:43.559
<v Speaker 2>But if you were peanuts, right, peanuts, no packing peanuts,

686
00:36:44.800 --> 00:36:47.480
<v Speaker 2>packing peanuts. Next time you see a packing peanut, no, lie,

687
00:36:47.519 --> 00:36:52.320
<v Speaker 2>taste it. It tastes like a steale cheetah. I'm dead ass,

688
00:36:53.880 --> 00:36:55.639
<v Speaker 2>they're safe to eat.

689
00:36:56.599 --> 00:36:57.320
<v Speaker 4>I don't believe you.

690
00:36:57.719 --> 00:37:00.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm not even lying to you.

691
00:37:01.719 --> 00:37:03.519
<v Speaker 5>I said, I think the next time you should, and

692
00:37:03.599 --> 00:37:04.880
<v Speaker 5>you give us a little report on it.

693
00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:11.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which one me or him?

694
00:37:11.679 --> 00:37:12.119
<v Speaker 5>Dom?

695
00:37:12.280 --> 00:37:15.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I'm dead serious. When at my last job,

696
00:37:15.719 --> 00:37:19.840
<v Speaker 2>we all did it, we all took a packing peanut

697
00:37:19.840 --> 00:37:21.920
<v Speaker 2>and taste it because somebody said that, and I was

698
00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:24.440
<v Speaker 2>like bullshit, and I was like, no shit, this thing

699
00:37:24.519 --> 00:37:26.079
<v Speaker 2>tastes like a stale ass cheeto puff.

700
00:37:27.360 --> 00:37:29.840
<v Speaker 4>You think maybe they really are just stale cheeto puffs

701
00:37:29.880 --> 00:37:35.519
<v Speaker 4>prior to getting the color, maybe getting sprayed.

702
00:37:36.280 --> 00:37:40.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe it's you know what it is, it's the

703
00:37:40.480 --> 00:37:44.320
<v Speaker 2>cheeto puffs that didn't get made that day because Trump

704
00:37:44.400 --> 00:37:47.000
<v Speaker 2>was there to get sprayed, and so they were the rejects.

705
00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:50.719
<v Speaker 3>You know, you know craft singles. There's only one ingredient

706
00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:52.039
<v Speaker 3>away from fucking plastic.

707
00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:55.960
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's very true. You can light it on fire

708
00:37:56.000 --> 00:37:58.840
<v Speaker 5>and it'll stay on fire for a long time. M

709
00:37:58.840 --> 00:37:59.960
<v Speaker 5>it'll burn really slow.

710
00:38:01.000 --> 00:38:03.880
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm. Interesting. All right, this one is right up

711
00:38:03.880 --> 00:38:07.199
<v Speaker 2>both your guys' aally ready? Would you rather have sex

712
00:38:07.199 --> 00:38:09.599
<v Speaker 2>with the tampon still inside you and have to go

713
00:38:09.639 --> 00:38:11.599
<v Speaker 2>to the er to get it removed, or would you

714
00:38:11.679 --> 00:38:14.280
<v Speaker 2>rather have anal sex ship on the guy's dick and

715
00:38:14.320 --> 00:38:16.400
<v Speaker 2>then try to clean it up with this your sock

716
00:38:16.440 --> 00:38:21.400
<v Speaker 2>while you cry?

717
00:38:23.360 --> 00:38:27.800
<v Speaker 5>I guess, tampon, I guess. I guess.

718
00:38:28.920 --> 00:38:31.519
<v Speaker 4>Is the tampon in my asshole? Or is it in

719
00:38:31.559 --> 00:38:32.400
<v Speaker 4>my peter.

720
00:38:33.639 --> 00:38:41.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say, or my dealer joice?

721
00:38:41.880 --> 00:38:43.840
<v Speaker 3>Am I a girl in this scenario where I have

722
00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:46.199
<v Speaker 3>the tampons in my vagina?

723
00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:48.679
<v Speaker 2>That's what I mean. In theory, that's what the card

724
00:38:48.679 --> 00:38:52.440
<v Speaker 2>would say.

725
00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:57.400
<v Speaker 5>Okay, yeah, you better go get it out of there

726
00:38:57.440 --> 00:38:59.079
<v Speaker 5>quick for you get toxic shock syndrome.

727
00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:04.599
<v Speaker 3>I'd rather, I'd rather deal with the ship, but I wouldn't.

728
00:39:06.280 --> 00:39:08.719
<v Speaker 2>You gotta cry. It's the rules, that's the rules.

729
00:39:08.960 --> 00:39:10.719
<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't cry about it, a bitch.

730
00:39:12.400 --> 00:39:14.760
<v Speaker 2>Them's the rules, baby, that the rules.

731
00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:16.679
<v Speaker 5>I would you know, I would.

732
00:39:16.519 --> 00:39:19.000
<v Speaker 4>Watch them cry about it, but I ain't crying about it.

733
00:39:21.039 --> 00:39:22.679
<v Speaker 2>Tampon, give me the tampon?

734
00:39:23.639 --> 00:39:28.400
<v Speaker 4>Really, Yeah, and I've dealt with dick before. It's fine.

735
00:39:29.480 --> 00:39:30.400
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we know you have.

736
00:39:36.119 --> 00:39:36.800
<v Speaker 8>A deal.

737
00:39:39.920 --> 00:39:41.840
<v Speaker 5>If anyone wants to go listen to it and listen

738
00:39:41.880 --> 00:39:45.079
<v Speaker 5>to it, it's somewhere in the back log. But he yeah, yeah,

739
00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:48.800
<v Speaker 5>he all over tel and then somebody wiped their eyes

740
00:39:48.880 --> 00:39:52.960
<v Speaker 5>on that same ship like it just you know, it's

741
00:39:53.079 --> 00:39:54.400
<v Speaker 5>one of those things where it's like.

742
00:39:55.079 --> 00:39:56.199
<v Speaker 4>Pay attention to what you're doing.

743
00:39:56.840 --> 00:40:01.559
<v Speaker 3>My fault, Yeah, wouldn't my fault.

744
00:40:01.559 --> 00:40:03.320
<v Speaker 4>I did what I was supposed to do. I wiped

745
00:40:03.320 --> 00:40:03.920
<v Speaker 4>my dick off.

746
00:40:04.239 --> 00:40:06.360
<v Speaker 5>You were supposed to clean your dick off and then

747
00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:08.719
<v Speaker 5>wipe it off the towel to get it dry, not

748
00:40:09.760 --> 00:40:11.920
<v Speaker 5>ship onto the fucking towel.

749
00:40:12.039 --> 00:40:14.519
<v Speaker 2>That's true. He's got a point.

750
00:40:14.880 --> 00:40:16.119
<v Speaker 4>I wasn't about to wipe this.

751
00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:18.239
<v Speaker 3>I wasn't about to watch my dick in the sink

752
00:40:18.320 --> 00:40:19.400
<v Speaker 3>that I brushed my teeth in.

753
00:40:19.639 --> 00:40:22.639
<v Speaker 2>That's you have a shower and to so you'd rather

754
00:40:22.719 --> 00:40:25.039
<v Speaker 2>wipe it on a towel that you dry off with

755
00:40:25.159 --> 00:40:26.039
<v Speaker 2>after a shower.

756
00:40:26.679 --> 00:40:28.920
<v Speaker 4>You weren't. They weren't supposed She wasn't supposed.

757
00:40:28.519 --> 00:40:31.159
<v Speaker 2>To pick up the towel at least down there.

758
00:40:32.239 --> 00:40:34.199
<v Speaker 5>How about you make like that guy in the fucking

759
00:40:34.239 --> 00:40:36.880
<v Speaker 5>bathroom and go wash your dick off in the fucking toilet.

760
00:40:38.599 --> 00:40:39.559
<v Speaker 2>Why not in the shower.

761
00:40:40.480 --> 00:40:42.440
<v Speaker 4>I didn't want to jump in the whole fucking shower.

762
00:40:43.400 --> 00:40:45.079
<v Speaker 2>I like how you immediately went to I didn't want

763
00:40:45.079 --> 00:40:48.440
<v Speaker 2>to rinse it off where I brushed my teeth. We

764
00:40:49.000 --> 00:40:50.119
<v Speaker 2>just jump in the shower.

765
00:40:50.360 --> 00:40:51.760
<v Speaker 4>I didn't want to jump in the shower either. I

766
00:40:51.760 --> 00:40:53.119
<v Speaker 4>didn't want to jump into a whole.

767
00:40:53.800 --> 00:40:56.239
<v Speaker 2>So you were just it wasn't even clean. You just

768
00:40:56.320 --> 00:40:58.440
<v Speaker 2>wipe ship off of it, but it wasn't clean.

769
00:40:58.599 --> 00:41:02.039
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you were just gonna let swamp just the whole.

770
00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:05.159
<v Speaker 2>Looks like swamp thing.

771
00:41:08.440 --> 00:41:10.000
<v Speaker 5>Why is my dick festering?

772
00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:13.679
<v Speaker 4>I wonder it's a complicated night.

773
00:41:13.760 --> 00:41:14.880
<v Speaker 2>Looks like a corn colonel to you.

774
00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:17.639
<v Speaker 5>We're gonna start calling you uncle faster that.

775
00:41:20.280 --> 00:41:22.079
<v Speaker 2>On the next episode. You need to have a black

776
00:41:22.079 --> 00:41:23.039
<v Speaker 2>eyeshadow going on.

777
00:41:23.159 --> 00:41:26.320
<v Speaker 3>I wasn't gonna go to bed dirty.

778
00:41:26.440 --> 00:41:28.800
<v Speaker 2>It was still dirty. It was never clean.

779
00:41:29.440 --> 00:41:30.440
<v Speaker 5>It was never clean.

780
00:41:31.360 --> 00:41:36.039
<v Speaker 4>I wasn't going I wasn't going to bed.

781
00:41:38.519 --> 00:41:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Walking through walmarts, I was like, man, that guy smelled

782
00:41:40.960 --> 00:41:48.440
<v Speaker 2>like ship to you. Cassie's just like ships you. I

783
00:41:48.480 --> 00:41:50.119
<v Speaker 2>can't fucking see, asshole.

784
00:41:58.320 --> 00:42:01.840
<v Speaker 4>She didn't paying attention. What's your next game? Fucker?

785
00:42:11.960 --> 00:42:15.920
<v Speaker 2>All right? Stone? So this this next game was inspired

786
00:42:15.960 --> 00:42:20.280
<v Speaker 2>by this text thread. Okay, so Dome sent me this, Uh,

787
00:42:20.440 --> 00:42:22.519
<v Speaker 2>I would assume a screenshot like something he saw on

788
00:42:22.639 --> 00:42:26.119
<v Speaker 2>then right, So What's this is just a sample for you.

789
00:42:26.159 --> 00:42:28.920
<v Speaker 2>What's this the Spielberg movie in the nineties where they

790
00:42:28.920 --> 00:42:32.320
<v Speaker 2>put primitive creatures behind electric fences but they end up escaping.

791
00:42:34.079 --> 00:42:38.679
<v Speaker 5>Uh uh, there's two answers for that.

792
00:42:39.840 --> 00:42:42.519
<v Speaker 2>So the answer on this is you're referring to Schindler's List,

793
00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:45.840
<v Speaker 2>directed by Steven Spielberg and released in nineteen ninety three.

794
00:42:46.159 --> 00:42:50.760
<v Speaker 5>Yep, yep, that's actually the answer I wanted to go with,

795
00:42:50.880 --> 00:42:52.000
<v Speaker 5>and not Jurassic Park.

796
00:42:55.559 --> 00:42:56.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I want to say the next

797
00:42:56.960 --> 00:43:02.960
<v Speaker 2>one the Dome, but I'll say mine a man and

798
00:43:03.000 --> 00:43:08.920
<v Speaker 2>woman make love on a boat overboard Pam and Tommy

799
00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:14.039
<v Speaker 2>Lee sextape. Okay, So we got on this kick of

800
00:43:14.079 --> 00:43:20.480
<v Speaker 2>those stories, right, or of kind of movies descriptions, right

801
00:43:20.519 --> 00:43:23.440
<v Speaker 2>that are misleading, and so I actually found these ones

802
00:43:23.519 --> 00:43:28.840
<v Speaker 2>that are that are actual bad written titles to movies.

803
00:43:29.039 --> 00:43:31.960
<v Speaker 2>And then you see if you guys can guess the movie. Okay,

804
00:43:32.679 --> 00:43:34.239
<v Speaker 2>So I have a couple of tie breaks in the

805
00:43:34.280 --> 00:43:36.599
<v Speaker 2>event that are like the same thing where they're opposites.

806
00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:40.679
<v Speaker 2>So let's just go through it a number one to

807
00:43:40.880 --> 00:43:48.239
<v Speaker 2>twenty three, twenty three? Sure, twenty three is it? So

808
00:43:48.599 --> 00:43:52.639
<v Speaker 2>Stone you get to go first way we're gonna do

809
00:43:52.679 --> 00:43:54.760
<v Speaker 2>this is full point if you get it on the question.

810
00:43:54.880 --> 00:43:57.199
<v Speaker 2>If you steal it, you only get a half a point.

811
00:43:57.480 --> 00:43:58.559
<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay.

812
00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:03.159
<v Speaker 2>A girl from Africa is elected queen and breaks her crown.

813
00:44:10.559 --> 00:44:10.679
<v Speaker 4>Uh.

814
00:44:10.960 --> 00:44:12.960
<v Speaker 5>The last King of Scotland.

815
00:44:14.639 --> 00:44:22.159
<v Speaker 2>Dome chance at half point the Lion King. No, No,

816
00:44:22.760 --> 00:44:25.079
<v Speaker 2>It'll be Dome's turn next. But the answer was mean girls,

817
00:44:26.239 --> 00:44:30.519
<v Speaker 2>m all right, you ready for this one, Dome, it's

818
00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:33.599
<v Speaker 2>your turn. A recluse puts children in grave danger for

819
00:44:33.639 --> 00:44:36.880
<v Speaker 2>a philanthro for philanthropic means.

820
00:44:38.599 --> 00:44:39.000
<v Speaker 4>Say that.

821
00:44:40.440 --> 00:44:45.880
<v Speaker 2>A recluse puts children in grave danger for philanthropic means.

822
00:44:47.119 --> 00:44:48.280
<v Speaker 4>Willy Wonka.

823
00:44:48.440 --> 00:44:52.400
<v Speaker 2>That's correct, Willy Wonka is correct. Nice, nice, And I

824
00:44:52.440 --> 00:44:54.360
<v Speaker 2>will give you the option. Would you like to keep

825
00:44:54.400 --> 00:44:56.239
<v Speaker 2>going or would you like Stone to go next?

826
00:44:56.360 --> 00:44:57.159
<v Speaker 4>I don't keep going.

827
00:44:59.599 --> 00:45:09.079
<v Speaker 2>Ahe sattered light shatters the main character's reality the matrix, No, Stone,

828
00:45:09.159 --> 00:45:13.480
<v Speaker 2>say it again? A shattered light shatters the main character's reality.

829
00:45:16.920 --> 00:45:18.599
<v Speaker 2>That's a good guess, so do that's good guess that.

830
00:45:19.559 --> 00:45:22.719
<v Speaker 4>I want to guess again. I won't take any points

831
00:45:22.760 --> 00:45:23.800
<v Speaker 4>for it, but I want to guess again.

832
00:45:24.400 --> 00:45:34.079
<v Speaker 5>Uh, Shindler's fist, No, don't go ahead, guess one word.

833
00:45:34.559 --> 00:45:36.079
<v Speaker 4>The braveable toaster.

834
00:45:38.599 --> 00:45:40.679
<v Speaker 2>Also probably a good guess. It was the Truman show.

835
00:45:41.360 --> 00:45:44.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh Stone, you ready.

836
00:45:45.440 --> 00:45:45.960
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

837
00:45:46.440 --> 00:45:49.840
<v Speaker 2>A boy goes home from the courthouse and is surprised

838
00:45:49.880 --> 00:45:52.119
<v Speaker 2>to find a new truck in his garage.

839
00:45:57.440 --> 00:45:59.440
<v Speaker 5>Uh. Back to the future, Part three.

840
00:45:59.639 --> 00:46:01.840
<v Speaker 2>Back to the future in general is correct?

841
00:46:02.000 --> 00:46:03.360
<v Speaker 5>Good? All right?

842
00:46:03.639 --> 00:46:06.239
<v Speaker 2>One to one? Would you like to keep going or

843
00:46:06.239 --> 00:46:07.320
<v Speaker 2>would you like to pass the dome?

844
00:46:07.639 --> 00:46:08.960
<v Speaker 5>I'll keep going, Okay.

845
00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:13.480
<v Speaker 2>A gardener goes for a long walk, but barefoot.

846
00:46:18.000 --> 00:46:18.760
<v Speaker 7>Mm hmmm.

847
00:46:23.960 --> 00:46:24.519
<v Speaker 5>Castaway.

848
00:46:25.599 --> 00:46:31.119
<v Speaker 2>No, that's a good guess, though, I like that. No,

849
00:46:31.280 --> 00:46:34.239
<v Speaker 2>less of a good guess. Actually, you know what, that

850
00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:36.280
<v Speaker 2>is a good guess. But he was not barefoot. He

851
00:46:36.360 --> 00:46:39.280
<v Speaker 2>was not barefoot. Uh, that was Lord of the Rings.

852
00:46:40.000 --> 00:46:47.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh dome. Oh, young woman is is concussed and fantasizes

853
00:46:47.719 --> 00:46:49.360
<v Speaker 2>about becoming a serial killer.

854
00:46:54.599 --> 00:46:58.119
<v Speaker 4>A young woman is concussed this.

855
00:46:58.000 --> 00:47:01.400
<v Speaker 2>One and fantasizes about becoming a serial killer.

856
00:47:03.519 --> 00:47:05.280
<v Speaker 4>Mm hmmm mm hmm.

857
00:47:08.960 --> 00:47:12.440
<v Speaker 2>Psycho No Stone.

858
00:47:13.840 --> 00:47:19.119
<v Speaker 5>Is a black snake, moan no Wizard of oz.

859
00:47:22.559 --> 00:47:23.320
<v Speaker 2>H.

860
00:47:23.360 --> 00:47:27.119
<v Speaker 5>So we're back to I like the description.

861
00:47:27.800 --> 00:47:30.360
<v Speaker 3>But technically she's not a serial killer because she only

862
00:47:30.440 --> 00:47:32.360
<v Speaker 3>killed one thing, one person.

863
00:47:32.639 --> 00:47:34.639
<v Speaker 4>That's not Who is the second one.

864
00:47:35.039 --> 00:47:36.599
<v Speaker 5>The house fell on the witch.

865
00:47:37.000 --> 00:47:38.440
<v Speaker 4>That's it. It's the only thing she kills.

866
00:47:38.559 --> 00:47:40.199
<v Speaker 5>And then she killed the other witch of the with

867
00:47:40.199 --> 00:47:41.079
<v Speaker 5>the mop bucket.

868
00:47:42.280 --> 00:47:46.639
<v Speaker 2>I'm melting. I'm melting, right, yeah, alright, And.

869
00:47:46.559 --> 00:47:49.000
<v Speaker 5>Then if you read the Dorothy Must diebook, she's fucking Hitler,

870
00:47:49.400 --> 00:47:53.199
<v Speaker 5>right right, Yeah, I read though, all.

871
00:47:53.159 --> 00:47:56.159
<v Speaker 2>Right, Stone and a strange daughter is knocked up by

872
00:47:56.159 --> 00:47:58.000
<v Speaker 2>her father's namesake.

873
00:48:05.159 --> 00:48:06.679
<v Speaker 5>But is also a black snack ball.

874
00:48:12.920 --> 00:48:17.199
<v Speaker 2>That's a great guess. But I want to give that

875
00:48:17.239 --> 00:48:18.119
<v Speaker 2>to you just because.

876
00:48:20.599 --> 00:48:26.480
<v Speaker 4>Damn uh. The Diary of Anne Frank This.

877
00:48:26.559 --> 00:48:32.159
<v Speaker 5>Is the big Lebowski God damren all.

878
00:48:31.079 --> 00:48:34.119
<v Speaker 2>Right, dom drinking coffee, it's still one to one. I

879
00:48:34.159 --> 00:48:38.760
<v Speaker 2>believe it's tough, alright. Drinking coffee reveals that everything is

880
00:48:38.800 --> 00:48:43.199
<v Speaker 2>a lie. I don't know if you guys will get

881
00:48:43.199 --> 00:48:43.480
<v Speaker 2>this one.

882
00:48:43.559 --> 00:48:44.159
<v Speaker 4>The matrix.

883
00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:47.559
<v Speaker 2>No, it's a good guess. That is a good guess, though.

884
00:48:48.559 --> 00:48:49.039
<v Speaker 5>Hm hmmm.

885
00:48:53.159 --> 00:48:55.559
<v Speaker 3>Drinking coffee. I don't know if I've seen him even

886
00:48:55.639 --> 00:48:57.519
<v Speaker 3>seen this movie. I can't even think of too many

887
00:48:57.519 --> 00:48:59.000
<v Speaker 3>movies where they're drinking coffee.

888
00:49:01.280 --> 00:49:03.559
<v Speaker 5>You said, drinking coffee reveals the truth? Is that, right?

889
00:49:05.000 --> 00:49:08.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Drinking coffee reveals that everything is a lie.

890
00:49:08.760 --> 00:49:12.079
<v Speaker 4>Everything's a love toy story.

891
00:49:13.039 --> 00:49:15.039
<v Speaker 5>Uh, the Jonestown massacre.

892
00:49:15.519 --> 00:49:21.599
<v Speaker 2>No, it's cool, lady. That was the usual suspect. I

893
00:49:21.679 --> 00:49:27.199
<v Speaker 2>feel like these next two are pretty easy, Stone, It's

894
00:49:27.199 --> 00:49:31.840
<v Speaker 2>on you, right, m h all right, Stone, a man

895
00:49:31.960 --> 00:49:35.079
<v Speaker 2>pretending to be a cowboy crashes a Christmas party.

896
00:49:54.000 --> 00:49:56.400
<v Speaker 5>Urban cowboy Dom.

897
00:49:56.440 --> 00:49:57.679
<v Speaker 2>Would you like to stake the steal?

898
00:49:59.000 --> 00:49:59.239
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

899
00:49:59.360 --> 00:50:03.360
<v Speaker 2>I heard Ah. I thought that was like, okay, I

900
00:50:03.480 --> 00:50:08.840
<v Speaker 2>like that. Yeah, because he calls a cowboy. Okay, yeah,

901
00:50:08.920 --> 00:50:10.719
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was a little too obvious, but all right.

902
00:50:11.039 --> 00:50:14.320
<v Speaker 2>So Domes up two to one and it's it's his turn. Now,

903
00:50:15.840 --> 00:50:17.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, you're up one and a half to one.

904
00:50:18.360 --> 00:50:19.000
<v Speaker 4>One and a half.

905
00:50:19.559 --> 00:50:22.519
<v Speaker 2>Yep, all right, this next one is your turn, Dome.

906
00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:25.400
<v Speaker 2>A man without a nose digs up a grave to

907
00:50:25.440 --> 00:50:28.679
<v Speaker 2>fetch a stick, and then kills people. Goes killing people

908
00:50:28.719 --> 00:50:29.519
<v Speaker 2>who have noses.

909
00:50:34.079 --> 00:50:38.360
<v Speaker 4>A man without a nose digs up a grave to

910
00:50:38.480 --> 00:50:41.679
<v Speaker 4>fetch a stick, specifically.

911
00:50:42.320 --> 00:50:44.119
<v Speaker 2>To go kill people with noses.

912
00:50:50.519 --> 00:51:04.599
<v Speaker 8>I have no fucking clue, Halloween, When you say it

913
00:51:04.599 --> 00:51:06.840
<v Speaker 8>one more time for me, A man without a nose

914
00:51:07.039 --> 00:51:09.239
<v Speaker 8>digs up a grave to fetch a stick, and then

915
00:51:09.280 --> 00:51:11.199
<v Speaker 8>goes killing people who have noses.

916
00:51:23.920 --> 00:51:25.159
<v Speaker 4>You said this one was easy.

917
00:51:25.440 --> 00:51:27.440
<v Speaker 2>I thought, I thought you guys both would have nailed

918
00:51:27.440 --> 00:51:28.000
<v Speaker 2>this one.

919
00:51:28.920 --> 00:51:31.039
<v Speaker 4>It's gotta be because you're seeing the answer. It's got

920
00:51:31.039 --> 00:51:31.599
<v Speaker 4>to be obvious.

921
00:51:31.679 --> 00:51:42.199
<v Speaker 5>Then yeah, yeah, Dracuba, Harry Potter, I mean he's got

922
00:51:42.199 --> 00:51:44.960
<v Speaker 5>a nose. It's just in the shape of a snake.

923
00:51:46.519 --> 00:51:49.039
<v Speaker 4>He went digging up, digging up, he.

924
00:51:49.639 --> 00:51:53.840
<v Speaker 2>Did, from Dumbledore to.

925
00:51:53.559 --> 00:51:56.159
<v Speaker 4>That's what threw me off, though.

926
00:51:57.000 --> 00:51:59.119
<v Speaker 2>I thought you guys would both knocked that one out

927
00:51:59.119 --> 00:51:59.880
<v Speaker 2>of the park of my bad?

928
00:52:00.079 --> 00:52:00.840
<v Speaker 5>Why bad?

929
00:52:01.199 --> 00:52:04.639
<v Speaker 2>All right, it's back to uh stoned. This is yours. Okay,

930
00:52:04.639 --> 00:52:07.800
<v Speaker 2>you're down one and a half to one. A sick

931
00:52:07.880 --> 00:52:10.760
<v Speaker 2>child stops playing video games but still feels sick at

932
00:52:10.800 --> 00:52:17.119
<v Speaker 2>the end of the day. This one's a tough one.

933
00:52:18.039 --> 00:52:19.000
<v Speaker 5>Following our stars.

934
00:52:19.360 --> 00:52:31.880
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm gonna repeat that, dumb No, Jack, No, that

935
00:52:32.000 --> 00:52:39.519
<v Speaker 2>is the Princess Bride ah Ship. All right, don't you.

936
00:52:39.599 --> 00:52:41.679
<v Speaker 5>Ready for this game? Are they playing in Princess Bride?

937
00:52:42.559 --> 00:52:43.880
<v Speaker 5>Oh no, it's a kid in.

938
00:52:43.840 --> 00:52:48.519
<v Speaker 2>The very Okay, okay, okay, Fred Savage, all right, dom

939
00:52:49.079 --> 00:52:57.800
<v Speaker 2>a tween gives a piano concert in New York City.

940
00:52:58.480 --> 00:53:01.199
<v Speaker 4>Fuck, I watched this movie.

941
00:53:01.639 --> 00:53:05.119
<v Speaker 2>No, it's just comical. It's just comical, I'll say afterwhy

942
00:53:05.119 --> 00:53:13.320
<v Speaker 2>it's comical? Uh, big, it is big. It is big,

943
00:53:14.360 --> 00:53:17.679
<v Speaker 2>job it is big. It's comical because of the earlier

944
00:53:17.760 --> 00:53:21.280
<v Speaker 2>guesses of of Castaway and Forrest Gump on the same answer.

945
00:53:21.440 --> 00:53:21.840
<v Speaker 5>That's why.

946
00:53:23.000 --> 00:53:27.360
<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, let me pull up, let me pull up mine. So,

947
00:53:27.519 --> 00:53:31.840
<v Speaker 2>Dome I think is gonna win unless Stone can nab

948
00:53:31.920 --> 00:53:36.519
<v Speaker 2>these two questions from you, Dome. It's your turn. First one.

949
00:53:38.039 --> 00:53:40.920
<v Speaker 2>He's just a fisherman trying to hook his next big catch.

950
00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:47.360
<v Speaker 4>Oh, this could be two things.

951
00:53:47.960 --> 00:53:49.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, give me one of them and only one.

952
00:53:50.559 --> 00:53:51.960
<v Speaker 4>I know what you did last summer.

953
00:53:52.199 --> 00:53:56.880
<v Speaker 2>That's correct, I know you did that summer. All right,

954
00:53:56.920 --> 00:53:57.320
<v Speaker 2>Now this.

955
00:53:57.239 --> 00:54:00.280
<v Speaker 3>One, I was gonna guess Forrest Gump if I didn't

956
00:54:00.280 --> 00:54:00.920
<v Speaker 3>do that one.

957
00:54:01.960 --> 00:54:05.280
<v Speaker 2>That's also a good guess. All right, all right, this

958
00:54:05.280 --> 00:54:06.840
<v Speaker 2>this one? Are you ready for this one?

959
00:54:07.360 --> 00:54:08.039
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

960
00:54:08.159 --> 00:54:10.199
<v Speaker 2>If Dome gets this wrong and Stone gets it right,

961
00:54:10.280 --> 00:54:12.199
<v Speaker 2>stone wins. Period.

962
00:54:12.360 --> 00:54:14.639
<v Speaker 5>No, still get.

963
00:54:16.360 --> 00:54:19.000
<v Speaker 2>Some friends head out on a quest and incur magic

964
00:54:19.079 --> 00:54:19.840
<v Speaker 2>and monsters.

965
00:54:21.239 --> 00:54:22.159
<v Speaker 4>Say that one more time.

966
00:54:23.199 --> 00:54:26.400
<v Speaker 2>Some friends head out on a quest and incur magic

967
00:54:26.760 --> 00:54:27.599
<v Speaker 2>and monsters.

968
00:54:33.320 --> 00:54:36.360
<v Speaker 5>Friends, So many things, so many things?

969
00:54:36.360 --> 00:54:37.199
<v Speaker 2>You got damn right?

970
00:54:38.960 --> 00:54:49.679
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, holy shit, I'm gonna go off the Wall.

971
00:54:50.159 --> 00:54:52.440
<v Speaker 2>Would you act me to add one word to that sentence?

972
00:54:52.519 --> 00:54:54.760
<v Speaker 4>No, No, let me say it's Star Wars.

973
00:54:55.320 --> 00:55:03.880
<v Speaker 2>No, okay, that's a good guess. I feel like I

974
00:55:03.880 --> 00:55:06.199
<v Speaker 2>could give you, guys both five guesses each and you'd

975
00:55:06.199 --> 00:55:13.000
<v Speaker 2>never get it onward. They're your highness nice.

976
00:55:13.840 --> 00:55:18.719
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I'd never get to your highness. Yeah.

977
00:55:19.840 --> 00:55:20.679
<v Speaker 5>I love that movie.

978
00:55:20.800 --> 00:55:21.079
<v Speaker 2>Magic.

979
00:55:23.000 --> 00:55:25.880
<v Speaker 5>The fucking it gets me every time. But whenever they

980
00:55:26.239 --> 00:55:28.760
<v Speaker 5>they come face to face with that fucking bowl and

981
00:55:28.760 --> 00:55:34.480
<v Speaker 5>it's fucking raging Dick was hanging out.

982
00:55:32.920 --> 00:55:35.599
<v Speaker 2>Is exactly the writing of this. Some friends head on

983
00:55:35.639 --> 00:55:38.119
<v Speaker 2>on a quest because it was a quest to incur

984
00:55:38.280 --> 00:55:41.599
<v Speaker 2>magic is right off the bat, the magic motherfucker and monsters,

985
00:55:41.639 --> 00:55:48.800
<v Speaker 2>and the whole point of Monster was exactly the menutar. Yeah, God, have.

986
00:55:48.840 --> 00:55:51.079
<v Speaker 4>You have you guys seen The Righteous Gemstones?

987
00:55:51.760 --> 00:55:55.840
<v Speaker 2>No, is a part with Danny McBride and the other

988
00:55:55.960 --> 00:55:57.239
<v Speaker 2>guy I can't think of his name.

989
00:55:57.159 --> 00:55:58.320
<v Speaker 5>But I've seen.

990
00:55:58.880 --> 00:56:01.320
<v Speaker 2>But I always see the ifs that you know, It's like,

991
00:56:01.960 --> 00:56:03.679
<v Speaker 2>there's so many memes and gifts made.

992
00:56:03.559 --> 00:56:03.840
<v Speaker 5>Out of this.

993
00:56:04.239 --> 00:56:07.760
<v Speaker 3>It's it's it is right in fucking line with anything

994
00:56:07.760 --> 00:56:12.079
<v Speaker 3>that Danny McBride's ever done before. It's so fucking wild. Yeah,

995
00:56:12.559 --> 00:56:15.159
<v Speaker 3>it's it's pretty fun. I think this last season's.

996
00:56:14.840 --> 00:56:18.159
<v Speaker 2>Kind of gotten a little what what is it air done?

997
00:56:18.639 --> 00:56:20.760
<v Speaker 2>Hbo hbo oh okay, okay.

998
00:56:21.679 --> 00:56:24.400
<v Speaker 3>There is definitely a lot of language and nudity. You

999
00:56:24.440 --> 00:56:29.079
<v Speaker 3>cannot watch your own kids, got it? Yeah, not even remotely?

1000
00:56:29.719 --> 00:56:35.039
<v Speaker 3>Drug sex, weird ship. Yeah, definitely an a half hours.

1001
00:56:35.920 --> 00:56:37.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I get that.

1002
00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:37.800
<v Speaker 2>I get that.

1003
00:56:38.039 --> 00:56:38.239
<v Speaker 4>Well.

1004
00:56:38.320 --> 00:56:41.400
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Danny's great, Like I love anything he does. He's

1005
00:56:41.440 --> 00:56:43.719
<v Speaker 5>been and down, he's to watch That show made me

1006
00:56:43.800 --> 00:56:45.320
<v Speaker 5>laugh so goddamn hard Danny.

1007
00:56:45.360 --> 00:56:47.000
<v Speaker 2>The thing with Danny is a lot of the stuff

1008
00:56:47.039 --> 00:56:51.599
<v Speaker 2>that he does. Uh, it can take time to enjoy

1009
00:56:51.719 --> 00:56:55.559
<v Speaker 2>his work because his work is very dry, unique style,

1010
00:56:56.079 --> 00:56:58.119
<v Speaker 2>not even I mean, I don't know if dry is.

1011
00:56:58.159 --> 00:57:02.679
<v Speaker 5>The right word, but it's it's kind of along those lines,

1012
00:57:02.679 --> 00:57:05.480
<v Speaker 5>like it's very specific. It's a very specific type of humor.

1013
00:57:05.519 --> 00:57:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah.

1014
00:57:07.719 --> 00:57:11.400
<v Speaker 4>I just watched The Land of the Lost again. It

1015
00:57:11.480 --> 00:57:13.679
<v Speaker 4>was it was good, the one with him and what's

1016
00:57:13.719 --> 00:57:17.039
<v Speaker 4>your name? And Will Fairley? I can't remember the girls name.

1017
00:57:19.000 --> 00:57:19.440
<v Speaker 4>It was good.

1018
00:57:19.679 --> 00:57:20.719
<v Speaker 2>I forgot about that movie.

1019
00:57:20.760 --> 00:57:20.960
<v Speaker 5>Shit.

1020
00:57:21.119 --> 00:57:23.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was like fifteen years.

1021
00:57:23.079 --> 00:57:26.320
<v Speaker 5>Old already, Oh yeah, or more I think older. I

1022
00:57:26.320 --> 00:57:31.519
<v Speaker 5>think it's still in five seven somewhere in there. Yeah

1023
00:57:31.639 --> 00:57:32.159
<v Speaker 5>we're old.

1024
00:57:32.760 --> 00:57:33.519
<v Speaker 3>Goddamn.

1025
00:57:34.760 --> 00:57:38.760
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well what else you got, dumb? Anything, you got

1026
00:57:38.760 --> 00:57:39.440
<v Speaker 2>anything to add?

1027
00:57:43.760 --> 00:57:47.719
<v Speaker 3>I will I will say again. I had a really

1028
00:57:47.760 --> 00:57:53.400
<v Speaker 3>good time golfing on Friday. It was fun to watch

1029
00:57:53.480 --> 00:57:56.760
<v Speaker 3>these guys that we were golfing with progressively get shittier

1030
00:57:56.840 --> 00:57:57.800
<v Speaker 3>as they got drunker.

1031
00:57:58.159 --> 00:58:01.239
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, and not real, and then we blamed it

1032
00:58:01.280 --> 00:58:01.960
<v Speaker 4>on the herpes.

1033
00:58:02.880 --> 00:58:06.199
<v Speaker 3>And it was fun because, like I there was one

1034
00:58:06.239 --> 00:58:08.800
<v Speaker 3>drive where I think I started off and.

1035
00:58:08.679 --> 00:58:11.199
<v Speaker 4>I completely and utterly shanked one.

1036
00:58:11.719 --> 00:58:13.960
<v Speaker 3>And these guys had been pretty spot on that I'd

1037
00:58:13.960 --> 00:58:15.880
<v Speaker 3>say ninety percent of the time we were with them

1038
00:58:16.079 --> 00:58:19.199
<v Speaker 3>were They weren't like hitting too far, but they were

1039
00:58:19.239 --> 00:58:21.119
<v Speaker 3>hitting straight as an arrow for the most part.

1040
00:58:21.239 --> 00:58:23.639
<v Speaker 4>You know. The one dude was Glenn or whatever the

1041
00:58:23.679 --> 00:58:24.280
<v Speaker 4>hell his name was.

1042
00:58:24.320 --> 00:58:27.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's he's probably I guarantee that guy's probably about

1043
00:58:27.840 --> 00:58:32.159
<v Speaker 2>a five handicap. Walt. The other guy, he's more like

1044
00:58:32.159 --> 00:58:36.519
<v Speaker 2>a twenty handicap. But but yeah. They were also on

1045
00:58:36.559 --> 00:58:39.559
<v Speaker 2>their second eighteen holes of the day, right and the

1046
00:58:39.679 --> 00:58:42.400
<v Speaker 2>team off before us. They had just finished playing eighteen

1047
00:58:42.480 --> 00:58:44.920
<v Speaker 2>and decided to play eighteen again and then.

1048
00:58:44.679 --> 00:58:46.960
<v Speaker 4>And they had been drinking the whole time, right.

1049
00:58:47.079 --> 00:58:49.199
<v Speaker 2>The reason that we started playing with them is because

1050
00:58:49.239 --> 00:58:51.400
<v Speaker 2>there was a group in front of them with five

1051
00:58:51.480 --> 00:58:54.719
<v Speaker 2>guys and like four kids, and so they were like,

1052
00:58:54.719 --> 00:58:56.480
<v Speaker 2>if you just want to join with us, and then

1053
00:58:56.920 --> 00:58:58.800
<v Speaker 2>so then we stuck with them. And then after nine

1054
00:58:58.840 --> 00:59:01.199
<v Speaker 2>the group in front of them left, but we just

1055
00:59:01.320 --> 00:59:05.320
<v Speaker 2>decided to stick with them. So, yeah, it's a good time.

1056
00:59:05.360 --> 00:59:07.239
<v Speaker 4>Though it was, it was a good time.

1057
00:59:07.519 --> 00:59:12.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So I did, even though I fucking forgot everything

1058
00:59:12.039 --> 00:59:15.400
<v Speaker 3>that matters about my work, I did bring my golf

1059
00:59:15.400 --> 00:59:17.239
<v Speaker 3>clubs nice.

1060
00:59:17.760 --> 00:59:19.119
<v Speaker 4>I never took him out of my car though.

1061
00:59:19.239 --> 00:59:21.159
<v Speaker 3>I left him in my car because I knew I

1062
00:59:21.199 --> 00:59:25.679
<v Speaker 3>was gonna take him this trip. So I'm looking forward

1063
00:59:25.760 --> 00:59:30.039
<v Speaker 3>to getting away and trying to do something probably.

1064
00:59:29.639 --> 00:59:36.920
<v Speaker 4>Tuesday, Tuesday or Wednesday breakaway. Oh good, let's go back

1065
00:59:36.920 --> 00:59:38.039
<v Speaker 4>to that simulator again.

1066
00:59:38.159 --> 00:59:41.239
<v Speaker 3>Or if I'm gonna go to an actual golf course

1067
00:59:41.239 --> 00:59:43.840
<v Speaker 3>in golf, we'll probably just go to the simulator and

1068
00:59:43.880 --> 00:59:46.880
<v Speaker 3>practice and trying to learn some shit about my swing.

1069
00:59:48.079 --> 00:59:53.119
<v Speaker 2>So simulators, like, hey, you know, I'm not working right today, so.

1070
00:59:53.880 --> 00:59:58.000
<v Speaker 5>I got as soon as you walk into simulars like.

1071
00:59:59.480 --> 01:00:07.320
<v Speaker 2>Readjust for Jue out to lunch, be back tomorrow.

1072
01:00:08.079 --> 01:00:11.679
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he says, you're a drunk, go home.

1073
01:00:12.599 --> 01:00:16.760
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, give it so much gas. Oh, I am sorry.

1074
01:00:16.880 --> 01:00:23.960
<v Speaker 5>That is offensive. God dang, that shot was fire. Oh

1075
01:00:24.239 --> 01:00:25.360
<v Speaker 5>I apologize.

1076
01:00:26.280 --> 01:00:31.960
<v Speaker 3>Wait all right, we'll go back to gallf Galaxy, golf

1077
01:00:32.119 --> 01:00:36.239
<v Speaker 3>Galaxy and see if there's any more head covers.

1078
01:00:37.000 --> 01:00:37.320
<v Speaker 5>For what?

1079
01:00:39.960 --> 01:00:40.239
<v Speaker 10>Uh?

1080
01:00:40.280 --> 01:00:40.440
<v Speaker 4>Three?

1081
01:00:40.519 --> 01:00:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Would Oh? Okay, all right, that sounds fun. I got

1082
01:00:49.480 --> 01:00:51.000
<v Speaker 2>one last one and then we can get out of here.

1083
01:00:51.119 --> 01:00:53.800
<v Speaker 2>Would you rather swallow cum that tastes like piss? Or

1084
01:00:53.960 --> 01:00:55.639
<v Speaker 2>have your partner actually piss on you?

1085
01:00:57.440 --> 01:01:02.719
<v Speaker 5>Uh? I mean I had both, Like I've had both happen.

1086
01:01:03.280 --> 01:01:05.920
<v Speaker 2>So it's like which one's the lesser of the two evils?

1087
01:01:06.440 --> 01:01:10.039
<v Speaker 5>They're both really the same, you know, like the squirt

1088
01:01:10.119 --> 01:01:13.039
<v Speaker 5>really is just piss, Like that's what it is, you know.

1089
01:01:13.679 --> 01:01:16.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh see, my domask thought that I always tasting like

1090
01:01:16.400 --> 01:01:19.280
<v Speaker 3>my own com or your cum.

1091
01:01:33.239 --> 01:01:34.920
<v Speaker 4>Tastes likes you fucking idiot?

1092
01:01:37.440 --> 01:01:38.199
<v Speaker 2>That's wrong with you?

1093
01:01:38.719 --> 01:01:38.880
<v Speaker 4>Good?

1094
01:01:38.960 --> 01:01:39.400
<v Speaker 5>I got here.

1095
01:01:39.679 --> 01:01:44.000
<v Speaker 2>That's a day episode, fucking got bye, see next week later.

1096
01:01:45.000 --> 01:01:54.159
<v Speaker 3>Oh I don't have a dirty joke this week.

1097
01:01:56.840 --> 01:01:59.000
<v Speaker 2>I just look at your fucking ship, dick. That's that's

1098
01:01:59.000 --> 01:01:59.920
<v Speaker 2>a dirty joke for the week.

1099
01:02:01.239 --> 01:02:04.039
<v Speaker 3>Feel back, Feel back, the foreskin find a current kernel

1100
01:02:04.079 --> 01:02:04.679
<v Speaker 3>of corn.

1101
01:02:05.440 --> 01:02:08.239
<v Speaker 2>Looks like Raven whatever her last name is.

1102
01:02:10.360 --> 01:02:14.039
<v Speaker 5>His dick's gotta be like the fucking saucepot after cleaning

1103
01:02:14.079 --> 01:02:16.400
<v Speaker 5>out gravy that've been sitting on it for like half

1104
01:02:16.440 --> 01:02:20.440
<v Speaker 5>a day and just like flakes off. Yeah, that's what

1105
01:02:20.480 --> 01:02:24.559
<v Speaker 5>that's gonna look like. Maybe sprown gravy flaking off.

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01:02:25.119 --> 01:02:28.639
<v Speaker 4>Maybe take it.