Speaker 1: Welcome to Dad's One Day Clok parental discussion as advised
Speaker 1: mature content. Beyond this point, we're looking hungry.
Speaker 2: What'd you for dinner?
Speaker 3: I had this place called bush Fire Kitchen, and I
Speaker 3: was surf and turf. So I got this salmon and
Speaker 3: this Jimmy cherry try tip with charred Brussels sprouts and
Speaker 3: jasmine rice.
Speaker 2: M M. Until you started talking about food, I thought
Speaker 2: you were talking about going down on the producer. No,
Speaker 2: even at the point where you said surf, I I.
Speaker 3: Told I told you. I told you all about that.
Speaker 3: I told you all about that.
Speaker 4: At golf.
Speaker 2: That you tried to Yeah, you didn't know.
Speaker 3: You didn't tell me I'm telling any of that story.
Speaker 2: So he was trying to tell me that, you know,
Speaker 2: So I wasn't. I had a good day golf wise, overall,
Speaker 2: I had. I had a really good day, but my
Speaker 2: driver was not doing as good as it did last time,
Speaker 2: so I was getting a little frustrated.
Speaker 4: He was being a little pissy bitch.
Speaker 2: Checks out nowhere near as pissy of a bitch as
Speaker 2: Dome was that day.
Speaker 5: Though.
Speaker 2: We got hold on, let me just get to that
Speaker 2: part a second. But so we get to this next hole,
Speaker 2: and he's like, hey, so I was fucking Brandy last
Speaker 2: night and I would put my thumb in her ass
Speaker 2: and then she screamed and jumped and said that I
Speaker 2: ripped her asshole. I have like, okay, conversations over, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go try and TF mind you. We're playing with
Speaker 2: two random guys that decided to just let us play
Speaker 2: with them, and they're probably in their early sixties, you know, yeah, right,
Speaker 2: I remember doing that back during and I'm like, Dom's
Speaker 2: trying to talk to me. I'm like, no, no, it's
Speaker 2: all good. And so he literally gets off to the
Speaker 2: side of me, like if I'm standing there swinging, he's
Speaker 2: on the other side of my golf club, like sitting
Speaker 2: kneeling down like a coach would trying to coach some
Speaker 2: little kid in like Pop Warner football, and he's trying
Speaker 2: to tell me this story about how that Brandy thinks
Speaker 2: her buttthole got ripped by his thumb, which then I
Speaker 2: stripe one literally right down the fucking middle away. I mean,
Speaker 2: like the best draft I've had all day long, probably
Speaker 2: three hundred dead straight. And then he proceeds to tell
Speaker 2: me the rest of the story later because I couldn't
Speaker 2: compose myself long enough to even listen, so but yeah,
Speaker 2: it was. It was pretty funny. He actually went into
Speaker 2: full detail of how he was down there and like
Speaker 2: looking like right at the chocolate Starfish and he was
Speaker 2: about to see living life in the fast lane by
Speaker 2: limb Biscuit. And then he said he plucked some like
Speaker 2: hair off of Brandy's bee hole.
Speaker 5: That'll do it. I was like, no, babe.
Speaker 4: I was like, there's no there's no cut here. I
Speaker 4: was like, there's no cut here.
Speaker 3: What it was was it just I ended up pulling
Speaker 3: a butter and I grabbed another one and just yanked
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 4: Needless to say, we were done.
Speaker 2: I had the real question though, when this whole thing
Speaker 2: was going on, were you still rock solid?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then she was like we're done, and.
Speaker 5: You're just like you're just sitting there, like, am I
Speaker 5: gonna do this fucking.
Speaker 4: Thing I did to myself? It's fine, it was worth it.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to bath fucking jerk off.
Speaker 5: Right. Just because you don't want to continue doesn't mean
Speaker 5: I can't come here.
Speaker 4: I don't need you. I don't need you to accomplish
Speaker 4: what I'm looking for.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been coming before you, and I'll come after you.
Speaker 2: We're fine, all right? Well, uh, that that goes right
Speaker 2: into my dad jokes. Let's get right into it. What
Speaker 2: did the pre state to the ultar boy? Nothing? His
Speaker 2: mother told him not to talk with his mouth full.
Speaker 5: Mmm.
Speaker 4: I didn't see that one coming.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 5: He was blind too.
Speaker 2: He's trying to work miracles, you know, trying that makes sense.
Speaker 2: He's trying to you know, live his life after hey Zeus.
Speaker 1: Mm hm.
Speaker 2: Do do you guys? Dad's on dick website four where
Speaker 2: we know who we are. Do you guys ever read
Speaker 2: the signs, like you know, landscaping signs and they say
Speaker 2: like call called Jesus. Do you ever say Heyeseus or
Speaker 2: do you always say Jesus?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I always assume, like it's clear as day English, there's
Speaker 2: no other Spanish in there, right.
Speaker 6: I always assume that it's that it's Jesus in those situations,
Speaker 6: that that it's somebody who's Christian and they're trying to
Speaker 6: get you, you know, on that same page.
Speaker 2: When in fact, there it's really just Haeseus trying to
Speaker 2: get a landscaping job.
Speaker 4: Probably, I guess nowadays you should probably call ice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tea, ice, tea.
Speaker 5: That's fair.
Speaker 4: Tea.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 4: These fucking things are addicting. I never said started eating them.
Speaker 2: What are you eating? Pop corners? What flavor is that?
Speaker 5: Just holds up the bag barely halfway.
Speaker 7: We can see the big old chip, but we can't
Speaker 7: see what it says.
Speaker 4: They're sweet chili?
Speaker 2: Oi, I see it now, Okay, okay.
Speaker 3: That's why I asked you about my camera because I
Speaker 3: wasn't sure if you could see the same same ratio
Speaker 3: of screen as me.
Speaker 2: It's the same ratio as it is every time. Now
Speaker 2: if I click on you usually what will happen is
Speaker 2: if you click on some of there's a box like
Speaker 2: on the maybe not I can't find it. There used
Speaker 2: to be a boxy click and it would make your
Speaker 2: camera bigger, so that if there was like two people
Speaker 2: sitting there and the screen was cut off, you click
Speaker 2: on it and then you could actually see both people, gotcha?
Speaker 2: So who knows? There could be for all I know,
Speaker 2: all intentsive purposes, if I could find that box right now,
Speaker 2: you'd probably see a ghost just jerking off in the
Speaker 2: corner of your room.
Speaker 4: That'd be kind of cool. We could have a contest
Speaker 4: later after this podcast.
Speaker 5: You have a come test.
Speaker 2: Dome is out cohol to sleep, but ass naked, and
Speaker 2: all of a sudden feels a little asshole hair get plucked.
Speaker 5: Bitch.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, So that louds into my fucking dad's story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's hear it. Let's hear it. Let's hear what
Speaker 2: you got.
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 3: So I get I'm I'm driving into California this afternoon,
Speaker 3: and I get the urge to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: So I stop about three quarters of the way and
Speaker 3: I go to a different truck stop than I normally
Speaker 3: go to. Anybody who drives on the road you know,
Speaker 3: like people that drive on the road a lot are
Speaker 3: kind of creatures.
Speaker 5: I have it.
Speaker 3: You go to the same places. It's it's comfort, it's routine, right, familiarity. Well,
Speaker 3: I decided to go to a different place this time.
Speaker 2: And that's how we started.
Speaker 4: Boor boy, was I rewarded.
Speaker 3: So I get to this ta I go into the bathroom,
Speaker 3: straight to the bathroom, b line right, there's a guy
Speaker 3: sitting next to me in the stall.
Speaker 4: I sit down. He's doing his business.
Speaker 3: First off, this motherfucker's got flip flops on with these
Speaker 3: nasty fucking toenail, like super dark feet, dude, which is
Speaker 3: distracting in its own right.
Speaker 4: Okay, a couple a couple.
Speaker 3: Of minutes, a couple of minutes into these fucking adventures
Speaker 3: of ours, because now we're shitting in.
Speaker 4: Tandem, right.
Speaker 3: I hear this water splashing, and I was like, these
Speaker 3: motherfuckers have bidets. This is not a nice truck stop.
Speaker 3: Let me let me put that out there. This is
Speaker 3: not a nice truck stop. This is not a brand
Speaker 3: new truck stop. It is an old truck stop. And
Speaker 3: I hear this splashing, like and it sounds like a
Speaker 3: kid splashing in a pool, or like if you're washing
Speaker 3: your hands really hard.
Speaker 4: And I look down, I'm like, is this motherfucker got
Speaker 4: a bidet? And there is no bidet.
Speaker 3: There is no source of water that squirts up in
Speaker 3: your asshole, which leads me to the conclusion that this
Speaker 3: douche was sitting there taking the water from and he
Speaker 3: was splashing it into his asshole. That is the that
Speaker 3: is the only sound that that was making. And so
Speaker 3: this motherfucker had just taken a ship. I did not
Speaker 3: hear a flush. I did not hear a flush. There
Speaker 3: was no flush all there was was the sound of
Speaker 3: a kid's hand slapping the water like he's fucking playing
Speaker 3: Marco Polo, and he It was nasty. I wanted to
Speaker 3: fucking puke. The guy gets up finishes, I kid you not.
Speaker 3: Within seconds of him walking out of the stall, another
Speaker 3: man walks into the stall and starts sniffing like he
Speaker 3: was in the world's finest perfume shop. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: this wasn't a courtesy sniff. This was a perverted sniff.
Speaker 3: I mean, like full Jude nostrils.
Speaker 2: As it's like it's like biodome when they're trying to
Speaker 2: smell each other's food out of their fart.
Speaker 4: It was so nasty. So I finished my business.
Speaker 3: I go to wash my hands and here is this
Speaker 3: motherfucker over the sink washing his face.
Speaker 2: Oh no, dude, I couldn't.
Speaker 3: It was so fucking gross. In a million years, nothing
Speaker 3: like this could fucking get written. And I'm and it
Speaker 3: happens to find stupid ship like this finds me everywhere
Speaker 3: I fucking go.
Speaker 2: Number one, Where was this Ta truck stuff?
Speaker 4: At Linwood?
Speaker 3: Normally I go, Normally, I make the right I get,
Speaker 3: I go to pilot. But this time my brain told
Speaker 3: me you got to get back on the freeway go
Speaker 3: in the other direction, so you might as well just
Speaker 3: get maked easy turn out of this driveway instead of
Speaker 3: the hard one.
Speaker 4: Out of that driveway. Okay, all right, so I went
Speaker 4: to go somewhere new.
Speaker 2: Secondly, is this guy's feet clearly visible or do you
Speaker 2: have to kind of get out of your way to
Speaker 2: see his feet?
Speaker 4: His feet were clearly visible.
Speaker 3: They were on the edge he could he was spread
Speaker 3: so they were on the edge of the stall.
Speaker 2: All right. Last question, did he have one of those
Speaker 2: funny ass like ear pieces in you know, the drivers?
Speaker 4: Washing his face? And I didn't.
Speaker 3: I couldn't look at anything but the action of washing
Speaker 3: his face, So I don't know if it was sitting
Speaker 3: on the counter or not.
Speaker 5: All I pictured was this guy with those big ass
Speaker 5: headphones on and he's like soaping his face, but also
Speaker 5: soaping the headphones on his face.
Speaker 4: No soap on his hands.
Speaker 3: I don't know if the soap was applied prior to
Speaker 3: me getting there, but there was no soap on his hands.
Speaker 2: It's these truck drivers. They wear these headsets like they're
Speaker 2: from nineteen ninety and a call set.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's a metal band over
Speaker 3: their head. Yeah, and then like one little earpiece that
Speaker 3: is barely covering their ear and then a post that
Speaker 3: comes sticking straight out.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Either that or like Bluetooth from two thousand and six.
Speaker 2: Right right, first first gen bluetooth.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, how was your bot movement? Were you able to
Speaker 2: get it okay? Or did you get distracted? Like was
Speaker 2: it just a rabbit turd at that point?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: No, mine was fucking volatile. It only took ten seconds
Speaker 4: to come out of my asshole. The rest of it
Speaker 4: was me.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like a long time.
Speaker 4: Yeah. That's that includes putting the toilet paper.
Speaker 3: Down on the seat, because you know, it starts coming
Speaker 3: out before I get my The process starts as you
Speaker 3: close the door to the stall. You turn around, and
Speaker 3: you go to put the toilet paper down on the seat.
Speaker 3: You get it everything situated before you sit down. So
Speaker 3: by the time I'm hovering over the toilet, it's already
Speaker 3: halfway out.
Speaker 5: I just imagined American pie like he's grabbing one.
Speaker 4: Little square.
Speaker 2: No, that's that's amazing. The Tha Bidet story, Uh mind you.
Speaker 2: It looks like you're probably filming from a TA truck stop.
Speaker 2: Right now, one hundred and eighty three episodes, and this
Speaker 2: is gonna cut right up there. That the don't forgot
Speaker 2: his laptop. Actually he actually brought his podcast equipment, but
Speaker 2: it has no fucking laptop, so he's on his phone.
Speaker 4: It's right next to me.
Speaker 2: For all those who you listening that just saw that.
Speaker 5: If only he had an adapter plugging into his phone,
Speaker 5: make it direct.
Speaker 2: That's actually I'm a time we got before your phone dies.
Speaker 4: It's plugged in.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, good good, I to myself, Ston't how's your.
Speaker 5: Weak real quick, chrys labar the king If you're listening,
Speaker 5: buddy right as some crazy shit story like that you
Speaker 5: had from driving across country, Oh my god, you got
Speaker 5: Someboddy damn. But my uh my week was pretty good.
Speaker 5: Just getting settled into the house. I did have a
Speaker 5: pretty interesting conversation with Avery, and it just got really
Speaker 5: fucking dark, like she didn't understand kind of like she
Speaker 5: was just like speaking logically, you know, and it just
Speaker 5: it just got real dark. But we were talking and
Speaker 5: she was like, yeah, Dad, you know, it's really important
Speaker 5: that I put on my seat belt when we go
Speaker 5: for a drive. And I was like, yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 5: is it is kid. You know, it's very important that
Speaker 5: you put on your seat belt. She was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: because if I don't pour my seatbelt, like I can
Speaker 5: get really hurt, you know, or like I could like
Speaker 5: pass away. I'm like, yeah, that's very true, like stuff
Speaker 5: like that. That is something that can happen. That's why
Speaker 5: you put on your seatbelt to protect you. She was like,
Speaker 5: and you know what, I don't want to be a
Speaker 5: kid angel. I don't want to do that. And I
Speaker 5: was like, what the fuck didn't you just say just say.
Speaker 7: You don't want to be an angel? Jesus. I was like, hey, kids,
Speaker 7: let's put on I just turned it up and drowned her.
Speaker 2: Turned on Cannibal Corpse, like we gotta we gotta lighten
Speaker 2: this mood up.
Speaker 5: Ice pickle Botamie, bitch, let's go shout out to Ceci.
Speaker 5: Oh my god. But she said I told her lesson
Speaker 5: unless it was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Did she say.
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 2: That's kind that actually goes along lines?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: My.
Speaker 2: Sometime this week, I was in the pool after work
Speaker 2: and it was just me and Ellie and she she's
Speaker 2: been on this kick since, uh since my father in
Speaker 2: law's mom passed away, right, she's been on this death kick.
Speaker 2: So she we were sitting in the cool playing talking
Speaker 2: and she goes, hey, you know, Dad, I told Nana
Speaker 2: today that when her and Pappy die, I get to
Speaker 2: live in their house. And I was like what she
Speaker 2: was like? But I told them, don't get rid of
Speaker 2: your stuff because I like your stuff. The sad part is,
Speaker 2: I know she said that probably verbatim, like no chill,
Speaker 2: no chill, no chill, God damn, yeah, do you have
Speaker 2: anything else? Was that?
Speaker 4: Was that? No?
Speaker 5: That was really about it? Yeah, that's fuck. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just had to get my part in there because
Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't you talking about that? Instantly
Speaker 2: brought that back to my forefront there. My week was
Speaker 2: pretty good. I I actually I ended up getting a
Speaker 2: new truck. I couldn't. I couldn't resist myself. He talked
Speaker 2: yourself into it, talked myself into it. It's a hard bargain,
Speaker 2: but yeah it was. It was just a right deal,
Speaker 2: right time, and I've been wanting to truck, So I
Speaker 2: ended up getting one, paying like just just a little
Speaker 2: bit more than what I was already paying. Actually not
Speaker 2: more than what I was paying. I was always paying
Speaker 2: extra anyway, but more than my actual supposed payment.
Speaker 5: You know. Okay, what was the APR you got on it.
Speaker 2: At three point nine?
Speaker 5: Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's like one of the lowest they would go
Speaker 2: right now, and then sure, shit, the next day they
Speaker 2: come out with it wouldn't have been as good of
Speaker 2: a deal price wise, But then they came out with
Speaker 2: like a zero interest if you qualify for sixty months
Speaker 2: on your term, but the price wouldn't have been the same.
Speaker 2: So it's like, I mean, not only it would have
Speaker 2: been higher, and then even without interest, it still would
Speaker 2: have been higher on the payment and so but it
Speaker 2: was just funny how the next day a deal like
Speaker 2: that comes out.
Speaker 5: You know, there's a lot of like hidden legal shit
Speaker 5: in that, you know, the zero interest ones. I found
Speaker 5: out a lot of times with the zero interests, like
Speaker 5: ten percent of people five percent of people can like
Speaker 5: call by for that shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's they want like full twenty percent down or more.
Speaker 5: And they also want you to have like a seven
Speaker 5: forty plus credit score sometimes even like towards eight, you know,
Speaker 5: and it's like damn, you know it's.
Speaker 2: I think when they're hitting at zero, they really want
Speaker 2: it closer to eight.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the lowest I've ever had, And my credit score
Speaker 2: at this time was like right about eight and the
Speaker 2: lowest I've ever gotten was two point flat. Like I
Speaker 2: never went in for one of those incentive deals anyway,
Speaker 2: but yeah, the lowest I've ever gotten on a car
Speaker 2: was two percent.
Speaker 5: Yeah I think I was.
Speaker 4: I'm like, two point six is the lowest I've ever gotten?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think the highest GP is actually when
Speaker 3: I got on the g which was like five point nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, sometimes that shit happens. Like I I like,
Speaker 2: when I got my Honda, I wasn't even paying attention
Speaker 2: to interest rates. It's like one of those things. I
Speaker 2: just wanted it and I knew I could afford it.
Speaker 2: And then when I was going with this truck deal,
Speaker 2: my brother in law was asking me, you know, some
Speaker 2: details of the of the stuff. So I pulled it
Speaker 2: up and I was like, oh shit, I was paying
Speaker 2: six percent interest. But I actually was never really paying
Speaker 2: much interest, if any at all, because I was always
Speaker 2: paying more than the payment. So I yeah, so whatever,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know, but it's.
Speaker 6: Telling me the best way to do a vehicle is to.
Speaker 4: Start off with a beater, right, You don't have to.
Speaker 4: You don't have to make payments on.
Speaker 3: Find the car you want or the vehicle you want,
Speaker 3: figure out what your monthly payment would be, make those
Speaker 3: payments to yourself yep, every month, and then when you
Speaker 3: get that, when you get enough to get the car
Speaker 3: you want, you turn around and you pay the car off,
Speaker 3: but continue to make payments to yourself. So by the
Speaker 3: time you want another vehicle, so you're always gonna have
Speaker 3: a car payment. Yeah, but you're never paying any interest.
Speaker 2: So yes, not a bad idea at all. I Uh,
Speaker 2: speaking of cars too, I the my grandma is stoning in.
Speaker 2: My grandma when she had passed away. Before that, she
Speaker 2: had said she wanted to give her car to my son.
Speaker 2: So well, my mom was out here for Thanksgiving. She
Speaker 2: had brought it down and it just sat for too long.
Speaker 2: So all of a sudden the battery died, and which
Speaker 2: pissed me off more because AJ just put one in.
Speaker 2: But I was like, but it's okay, I just get
Speaker 2: it charged and it'll it'll probably be good to go,
Speaker 2: right Yeah, And so I my neighbor across the street,
Speaker 2: oddly enough, Elias's bike. I was airing up bike tires
Speaker 2: for him and he went inside for a second. So
Speaker 2: I was getting a tired and I'm sitting on the
Speaker 2: ground and I'm getting it all situated, and all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, I see this like silhouette standing next to me,
Speaker 2: and I look over and it's my neighbor. And I
Speaker 2: was just like Jesus Christ, Bill and he starts laughing,
Speaker 2: and I was like, why don't you your fucking words
Speaker 2: next time? Just like that, that exacte. I was so
Speaker 2: pissed off at him.
Speaker 5: It was a fucking bell around his neck, jeez.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, he just he just like creeped up
Speaker 2: on me. He's like all fucking stock or like. But yeah,
Speaker 2: he actually had a battery charger, so he would borrow
Speaker 2: it and then plugged it in and just put it
Speaker 2: on the low amp and did it. Ran it for
Speaker 2: a whole day.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: And then when I took it off, I was trying
Speaker 2: to situate it right, and all of a sudden, the
Speaker 2: things like clang together and fucking sparked right next to
Speaker 2: my leg. I was like about to get electrocuted here.
Speaker 5: I can just imagine you doing a little leprechun hop
Speaker 5: like ah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Pretty much just what I did. Let him hit the ground.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so I was teaching my son that and
Speaker 2: teaching him how to hook up the hook up the case.
Speaker 2: When I called no today, Yeah, I know, we were
Speaker 2: going to the store. I think I'm trying. I think
Speaker 2: when you called, we were, Yeah, we're just getting too Walmart.
Speaker 2: And because we had to get some I wanted to
Speaker 2: get some fuel cleaner and some stabilizer since the tank's
Speaker 2: been in there for a while, just to add it
Speaker 2: and run it and let it, you know, stay clean.
Speaker 2: And then also the AC and that thing isn't the greatest,
Speaker 2: so I decided to get a one of those AC chargers.
Speaker 5: Oh you hook up, I'll fucking tell you this. I
Speaker 5: found out why the AC wasn't that great in that
Speaker 5: thing before she left. She took it over to this mechanic,
Speaker 5: and this mechanic was like, hey, I think this is
Speaker 5: still the OEM filter that's in the cabin air filter
Speaker 5: if you ever changed this thing out, And she was like,
Speaker 5: just the engine filter? Is there another filter change out?
Speaker 5: And the guy was like, you need to take a
Speaker 5: look at this, And it looked like an air filter
Speaker 5: from a house duck that had been sitting there for
Speaker 5: twenty years NonStop. And so she put a new one
Speaker 5: in and then we turned that thing on and that
Speaker 5: AC blasted fucking winter into that goddamn car. And I
Speaker 5: was like Graham, like I was trying to figure out
Speaker 5: for so long why the fucking AC wouldn't works because
Speaker 5: she never changed out the filter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I might have to check that, but I
Speaker 2: did do that.
Speaker 5: Those are changed out yearly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the can on there and added the free on
Speaker 2: to it, and it helped a little bit, but it's
Speaker 2: still not quite all the way there really. Oddly enough,
Speaker 2: it was the passenger side was nice and cool, but
Speaker 2: the driver's side was not, which was weird. But so yeah,
Speaker 2: I actually I wonder if there's a hole. Well, the
Speaker 2: good news is the stuff I bought, Well, it doesn't
Speaker 2: mean it'll work, Zach, but the stuff I bought actually
Speaker 2: has a seiler with it, so if there is any
Speaker 2: leaks in the in the hose that it could try
Speaker 2: to patch it.
Speaker 5: So that's good.
Speaker 2: I mean, ship though, this kid's you know, first car,
Speaker 2: Like we could all talk about our first.
Speaker 5: Cars in signs on Frontiers.
Speaker 2: Mine had no a C. My AC was saying, open
Speaker 2: the fucking vents when you're driving, and if you really
Speaker 2: want cold there go bag, go buy a bag of
Speaker 2: ice and tie it in front of the vent yep.
Speaker 5: Same mine was, Hey, you want some airless roll down
Speaker 5: the windows? That's all it was. That's all it was.
Speaker 2: That's good ship. So I have some wood? Would you
Speaker 2: rathers for you? And then I have I have a
Speaker 2: new game inspired by Dome. So it's not that he'll
Speaker 2: have like a leg up, but he'll understand it right
Speaker 2: off the bat before. Just twist to it. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: is just a twist to it. But until then, would
Speaker 2: you rather dad style dark and dirty? Would you rather
Speaker 2: have sex with your partner while their dad provides a
Speaker 2: running commentary, or have sex with your partner while their
Speaker 2: mom shows you the family album?
Speaker 9: Hmmm, I fucking hate you.
Speaker 2: God, God damn it, God damn it.
Speaker 5: Well, in my case, it's like, which fucking dad would
Speaker 5: it be.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go with the genetic father, the actual father.
Speaker 5: I just mentioned.
Speaker 4: Hast seen her since she was like four. It's gonna
Speaker 4: be awkward, I.
Speaker 5: Would say, funk. I would say her mom her photo album. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I gotta go with her mom too, because I think
Speaker 5: a the photo album is small. I see her mom
Speaker 5: much less.
Speaker 4: Yeah. See, I'm the opposite.
Speaker 5: But mm hmm, what about you?
Speaker 2: But you know.
Speaker 5: Which one do you want?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It'd be pretty funny listening to Marvin
Speaker 2: do some commentary.
Speaker 4: Comical, dude, I'm gonna take that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take that.
Speaker 5: What you small her ass? He goes, yeah, like what.
Speaker 3: Mark Marvin would be comical. Ronda would be critical. She's like,
Speaker 3: you're not doing it right.
Speaker 2: But here's a picture of her. Here's a picture of
Speaker 2: her from Sadie Hawkins her freshman year.
Speaker 4: Here's a picture of her in her horse. Here's a
Speaker 4: picture of her in her horse.
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to help him get turned on.
Speaker 2: Mom. Stop, Okay, would you rather it is a fun one,
Speaker 2: not dirty? Would you rather have twenty one hours in
Speaker 2: a day? That's it, It's just twenty one hour day.
Speaker 2: Would you rather have twenty five hours in a day,
Speaker 2: but one hour every day you must watch airplane safety
Speaker 2: instruction videos.
Speaker 5: The twenty five? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, don't yeah, yeah, same.
Speaker 2: Just why don't you want to take the twenty one?
Speaker 4: It's too it's too much of a discrepancy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's not enough hours in the day as it is,
Speaker 5: and I'd rather give up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd rather give up one hour versus versus three hours.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Actually, you're not giving up an hour at all.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I'm giving up one of the twenty four, one of
Speaker 3: the twenty five, because if it's twenty five, I'm still
Speaker 3: giving it up.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna that's gonna be my my falling asleep routine.
Speaker 5: Is going to sleep to that, So then I get
Speaker 5: an extra hour.
Speaker 4: Then go.
Speaker 5: Didn't say I had to be awake watching them.
Speaker 2: I should, you know, Yeah, uh yeah, okay, all right,
Speaker 2: I'll let you pass them.
Speaker 4: Where I would just have sex while I was doing
Speaker 4: it every day.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you're getting railed in the ass, all right, least
Speaker 9: get back.
Speaker 3: Did you hear the theory that he's actually still alive.
Speaker 3: There was a thing I don't know if I sent
Speaker 3: it to you guys where somebody there was there was
Speaker 3: someone who's working in the prison said that they moved
Speaker 3: him prior to finding him dead.
Speaker 2: I mean, everything's on the table. I wouldn't surprise me,
Speaker 2: it really wouldn't. You. You know, you throw him into
Speaker 2: some fucking crazy island in the you know, in the Bahamas,
Speaker 2: you know, some small ass island where nobody has any
Speaker 2: fucking clue who this guy is. You throw them over
Speaker 2: and you know there's ways, there's ways.
Speaker 4: Just putting back on his own fucking island.
Speaker 2: That's true, nobody's watching it true. All right, there's money's
Speaker 2: hot hot take, hot take? Did he died a long
Speaker 2: time ago? And Epstein is really Diddy? Just in in
Speaker 2: a Diddy suit? Oh h hot take?
Speaker 5: Like that Michael Jackson theory that lizard man. Yeah, like
Speaker 5: somebody killed him and like like that's why he went
Speaker 5: white and took over his fame career. Yeah, yeah, all right, dom,
Speaker 5: I was both of you. But I'll ask you first,
Speaker 5: would you rather get the skin of your dick torn
Speaker 5: off because it got stuck on someone's braces? Or would
Speaker 5: you rather get fingered by someone who just ate buffalo
Speaker 5: wings cause of your insights to feel like fire finger finger.
Speaker 4: Before I get my skin ripped off?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's fine. I've shipped out fucking like peppers before.
Speaker 5: I know that feeling.
Speaker 3: Is that one chip challenge that on here a couple
Speaker 3: of years back? Yeah, it's fine, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: You know where the gnomes the odd one out here?
Speaker 5: I am You're the odd one out we gotta get
Speaker 5: you on something like that because.
Speaker 2: Dad or whatever on the chip and and yeah he
Speaker 2: his skin turned different colors. And yeah, I'm gonna get.
Speaker 4: You the gummy bear? Can I get you the bear?
Speaker 5: Gets you the bear?
Speaker 2: What's the gummy bear want to gain?
Speaker 3: It's basically like the one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I don't want the hot stuff. I'll do
Speaker 2: like give me like fermented tofu. Let me throw up everywhere.
Speaker 5: Your wife is going to murder you because that's just's
Speaker 5: gonna that's it's gonna stink up the house. And then can.
Speaker 3: I get you one of those fucking bluega eggs? The
Speaker 3: baby birds? You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: I know, I know, Yeah you do that one?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: Is that a beak? I guess it is? Yeah, D's
Speaker 5: talon got stuck in my fucking tooth.
Speaker 2: Uh Okay, we were talking about this earlier. So life
Speaker 2: after death? Would you rather find out for certain that
Speaker 2: there's a heaven and hell after life? Or would you
Speaker 2: rather find out for certain that we're reincarnated back into
Speaker 2: this world after death?
Speaker 4: How am I finding out?
Speaker 5: Like it just says, find out for certain? So rather
Speaker 5: have ha it in hell or rather be reincarnated? Right,
Speaker 5: understanding that, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's now the question. The ultimate question is you guys,
Speaker 2: answer first, and I'll bring this up.
Speaker 5: I'd rather be reincarnated, Yeah, because you have a chance
Speaker 5: to make a better life, Like if you if there's
Speaker 5: a heaven hell, and you go to Hell, you're fucked.
Speaker 4: I'd rather be reincarnated.
Speaker 3: Not not because I am worried about going to Hell
Speaker 3: versus heaven, because I know I'm gonna, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd just rather be reincarnate.
Speaker 3: I think it'd be cool because you can do You
Speaker 3: can be reincard, you can be reincarnated into a shitty
Speaker 3: fucking you know body like you can be reincarnated into
Speaker 3: some situation that you don't want to be in, like
Speaker 3: a sex slave or something.
Speaker 2: Dome, Dome gets to heaven and he's standing at the gates,
Speaker 2: and whoever it is it's supposed to be in charge, Peter, Paul, whatever, God,
Speaker 2: whoever looks looks right at him, just looks at him
Speaker 2: dead and I doesn't say a word. Dome doesn't say
Speaker 2: a word, kind of just shrugs his shoulders and then
Speaker 2: behind we'll just call it, will say it's Peter behind
Speaker 2: Peter's shoulder, don't can see a retard licking the window
Speaker 2: from inside Heaven's ard. Then he just starts laughing and
Speaker 2: then he just gets craked downstairs. Got you bitch?
Speaker 4: That me the ultimate buck up, dude, that'd be the
Speaker 4: ultimate test. Yeah, I'd be screwed.
Speaker 2: Can I get a phone call before you said me?
Speaker 2: He's not gonna believe it.
Speaker 4: He's not gonna believe in the picture. On, Hold on,
Speaker 4: hold on, I got to picture this.
Speaker 2: You guys got WiFi up here.
Speaker 5: He's a Wi Fi.
Speaker 2: So the the odd odd part about that, what would
Speaker 2: be kind of cool is if you chose the reincarnation right,
Speaker 2: you don't necessarily get to know how you come back
Speaker 2: or when you come back, right, because you could in
Speaker 2: theory in in theory, couldn't you go back in time
Speaker 2: to be reincarnated? Since time is just a line? Who's
Speaker 2: to say? Who's to say you couldn't go back? Can
Speaker 2: and be born in fifteen oh two?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I once read a short story about this guy who
Speaker 5: died in a car accident and he went and he
Speaker 5: met God, and God was like, what's the points all this?
Speaker 5: And he was like, I'm actually training you to become me.
Speaker 5: But before you can become me. You have to live
Speaker 5: every single life that's on this planet. So the next
Speaker 5: stop for you is a girl in Chinese or a
Speaker 5: girl in China and seven oh four eighty and I
Speaker 5: was like, huh, that's interesting. First thing he does.
Speaker 2: The first thing he does is flick his vagina with
Speaker 2: some chapsticks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I got to go reincarnated as well.
Speaker 5: I mean, I think my theory, my leading theory is
Speaker 5: is something along those lines, and we're all just in reincarnation.
Speaker 5: But I think we had to be everything first, and
Speaker 5: then the last thing I think is a human being,
Speaker 5: and then I think something is going to happen. But
Speaker 5: that's that's my that's my theory on it.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, this one goes along exactly with that,
Speaker 2: and then I'll find one dirty one that ended out
Speaker 2: this one is find out for certain that there is
Speaker 2: a God and he's judging all of us as we've
Speaker 2: been told, or find out for certain that aliens created
Speaker 2: us and they're just observing us like zoo animals.
Speaker 5: What was the first one?
Speaker 2: Again, basically the same thing, but it's God's judging you.
Speaker 3: I think I'd rather I think i'd rather know that
Speaker 3: aliens that we either came from another planet or aliens
Speaker 3: created us or put us here as an experiment, versus
Speaker 3: there was a fucking all power full entity that was
Speaker 3: just a twat. Yeah, yeah, I think that would make
Speaker 3: me mad.
Speaker 2: Yeah I have this alien one.
Speaker 4: No, I would choose the alien one. I think. I
Speaker 4: think the Jesus one would make me mad.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm along the same lines.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that would piss me off because it would
Speaker 3: be it would be like you, It would be like me,
Speaker 3: It would be like us knowing that you were sitting
Speaker 3: up there on a fucking throne, you know, eating fucking Cheetos,
Speaker 3: looking down on us, judging the ship out of us.
Speaker 4: I would be fucking furious with you, piece of ship.
Speaker 3: Like this motherfucker ain't no better than us, up there
Speaker 3: with his fucking orange dick and cheeto fingers, just getting
Speaker 3: off watching us.
Speaker 4: I'm so pissed.
Speaker 5: I bet you the mo fucker doesn't wash his hands.
Speaker 5: That's why he's got cheeto dick.
Speaker 4: Yep. M.
Speaker 2: But if you were peanuts, right, peanuts, no packing peanuts,
Speaker 2: packing peanuts. Next time you see a packing peanut, no, lie,
Speaker 2: taste it. It tastes like a steale cheetah. I'm dead ass,
Speaker 2: they're safe to eat.
Speaker 4: I don't believe you.
Speaker 2: I'm not even lying to you.
Speaker 5: I said, I think the next time you should, and
Speaker 5: you give us a little report on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which one me or him?
Speaker 5: Dom?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm dead serious. When at my last job,
Speaker 2: we all did it, we all took a packing peanut
Speaker 2: and taste it because somebody said that, and I was
Speaker 2: like bullshit, and I was like, no shit, this thing
Speaker 2: tastes like a stale ass cheeto puff.
Speaker 4: You think maybe they really are just stale cheeto puffs
Speaker 4: prior to getting the color, maybe getting sprayed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it's you know what it is, it's the
Speaker 2: cheeto puffs that didn't get made that day because Trump
Speaker 2: was there to get sprayed, and so they were the rejects.
Speaker 3: You know, you know craft singles. There's only one ingredient
Speaker 3: away from fucking plastic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's very true. You can light it on fire
Speaker 5: and it'll stay on fire for a long time. M
Speaker 5: it'll burn really slow.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Interesting. All right, this one is right up
Speaker 2: both your guys' aally ready? Would you rather have sex
Speaker 2: with the tampon still inside you and have to go
Speaker 2: to the er to get it removed, or would you
Speaker 2: rather have anal sex ship on the guy's dick and
Speaker 2: then try to clean it up with this your sock
Speaker 2: while you cry?
Speaker 5: I guess, tampon, I guess. I guess.
Speaker 4: Is the tampon in my asshole? Or is it in
Speaker 4: my peter.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, or my dealer joice?
Speaker 3: Am I a girl in this scenario where I have
Speaker 3: the tampons in my vagina?
Speaker 2: That's what I mean. In theory, that's what the card
Speaker 2: would say.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, you better go get it out of there
Speaker 5: quick for you get toxic shock syndrome.
Speaker 3: I'd rather, I'd rather deal with the ship, but I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: You gotta cry. It's the rules, that's the rules.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't cry about it, a bitch.
Speaker 2: Them's the rules, baby, that the rules.
Speaker 5: I would you know, I would.
Speaker 4: Watch them cry about it, but I ain't crying about it.
Speaker 2: Tampon, give me the tampon?
Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, and I've dealt with dick before. It's fine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we know you have.
Speaker 8: A deal.
Speaker 5: If anyone wants to go listen to it and listen
Speaker 5: to it, it's somewhere in the back log. But he yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: he all over tel and then somebody wiped their eyes
Speaker 5: on that same ship like it just you know, it's
Speaker 5: one of those things where it's like.
Speaker 4: Pay attention to what you're doing.
Speaker 3: My fault, Yeah, wouldn't my fault.
Speaker 4: I did what I was supposed to do. I wiped
Speaker 4: my dick off.
Speaker 5: You were supposed to clean your dick off and then
Speaker 5: wipe it off the towel to get it dry, not
Speaker 5: ship onto the fucking towel.
Speaker 2: That's true. He's got a point.
Speaker 4: I wasn't about to wipe this.
Speaker 3: I wasn't about to watch my dick in the sink
Speaker 3: that I brushed my teeth in.
Speaker 2: That's you have a shower and to so you'd rather
Speaker 2: wipe it on a towel that you dry off with
Speaker 2: after a shower.
Speaker 4: You weren't. They weren't supposed She wasn't supposed.
Speaker 2: To pick up the towel at least down there.
Speaker 5: How about you make like that guy in the fucking
Speaker 5: bathroom and go wash your dick off in the fucking toilet.
Speaker 2: Why not in the shower.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to jump in the whole fucking shower.
Speaker 2: I like how you immediately went to I didn't want
Speaker 2: to rinse it off where I brushed my teeth. We
Speaker 2: just jump in the shower.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to jump in the shower either. I
Speaker 4: didn't want to jump into a whole.
Speaker 2: So you were just it wasn't even clean. You just
Speaker 2: wipe ship off of it, but it wasn't clean.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you were just gonna let swamp just the whole.
Speaker 2: Looks like swamp thing.
Speaker 5: Why is my dick festering?
Speaker 4: I wonder it's a complicated night.
Speaker 2: Looks like a corn colonel to you.
Speaker 5: We're gonna start calling you uncle faster that.
Speaker 2: On the next episode. You need to have a black
Speaker 2: eyeshadow going on.
Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna go to bed dirty.
Speaker 2: It was still dirty. It was never clean.
Speaker 5: It was never clean.
Speaker 4: I wasn't going I wasn't going to bed.
Speaker 2: Walking through walmarts, I was like, man, that guy smelled
Speaker 2: like ship to you. Cassie's just like ships you. I
Speaker 2: can't fucking see, asshole.
Speaker 4: She didn't paying attention. What's your next game? Fucker?
Speaker 2: All right? Stone? So this this next game was inspired
Speaker 2: by this text thread. Okay, so Dome sent me this, Uh,
Speaker 2: I would assume a screenshot like something he saw on
Speaker 2: then right, So What's this is just a sample for you.
Speaker 2: What's this the Spielberg movie in the nineties where they
Speaker 2: put primitive creatures behind electric fences but they end up escaping.
Speaker 5: Uh uh, there's two answers for that.
Speaker 2: So the answer on this is you're referring to Schindler's List,
Speaker 2: directed by Steven Spielberg and released in nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 5: Yep, yep, that's actually the answer I wanted to go with,
Speaker 5: and not Jurassic Park.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to say the next
Speaker 2: one the Dome, but I'll say mine a man and
Speaker 2: woman make love on a boat overboard Pam and Tommy
Speaker 2: Lee sextape. Okay, So we got on this kick of
Speaker 2: those stories, right, or of kind of movies descriptions, right
Speaker 2: that are misleading, and so I actually found these ones
Speaker 2: that are that are actual bad written titles to movies.
Speaker 2: And then you see if you guys can guess the movie. Okay,
Speaker 2: So I have a couple of tie breaks in the
Speaker 2: event that are like the same thing where they're opposites.
Speaker 2: So let's just go through it a number one to
Speaker 2: twenty three, twenty three? Sure, twenty three is it? So
Speaker 2: Stone you get to go first way we're gonna do
Speaker 2: this is full point if you get it on the question.
Speaker 2: If you steal it, you only get a half a point.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: A girl from Africa is elected queen and breaks her crown.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 5: The last King of Scotland.
Speaker 2: Dome chance at half point the Lion King. No, No,
Speaker 2: It'll be Dome's turn next. But the answer was mean girls,
Speaker 2: m all right, you ready for this one, Dome, it's
Speaker 2: your turn. A recluse puts children in grave danger for
Speaker 2: a philanthro for philanthropic means.
Speaker 4: Say that.
Speaker 2: A recluse puts children in grave danger for philanthropic means.
Speaker 4: Willy Wonka.
Speaker 2: That's correct, Willy Wonka is correct. Nice, nice, And I
Speaker 2: will give you the option. Would you like to keep
Speaker 2: going or would you like Stone to go next?
Speaker 4: I don't keep going.
Speaker 2: Ahe sattered light shatters the main character's reality the matrix, No, Stone,
Speaker 2: say it again? A shattered light shatters the main character's reality.
Speaker 2: That's a good guess, so do that's good guess that.
Speaker 4: I want to guess again. I won't take any points
Speaker 4: for it, but I want to guess again.
Speaker 5: Uh, Shindler's fist, No, don't go ahead, guess one word.
Speaker 4: The braveable toaster.
Speaker 2: Also probably a good guess. It was the Truman show.
Speaker 2: Oh Stone, you ready.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: A boy goes home from the courthouse and is surprised
Speaker 2: to find a new truck in his garage.
Speaker 5: Uh. Back to the future, Part three.
Speaker 2: Back to the future in general is correct?
Speaker 5: Good? All right?
Speaker 2: One to one? Would you like to keep going or
Speaker 2: would you like to pass the dome?
Speaker 5: I'll keep going, Okay.
Speaker 2: A gardener goes for a long walk, but barefoot.
Speaker 7: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 5: Castaway.
Speaker 2: No, that's a good guess, though, I like that. No,
Speaker 2: less of a good guess. Actually, you know what, that
Speaker 2: is a good guess. But he was not barefoot. He
Speaker 2: was not barefoot. Uh, that was Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 2: Oh dome. Oh, young woman is is concussed and fantasizes
Speaker 2: about becoming a serial killer.
Speaker 4: A young woman is concussed this.
Speaker 2: One and fantasizes about becoming a serial killer.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Psycho No Stone.
Speaker 5: Is a black snake, moan no Wizard of oz.
Speaker 2: H.
Speaker 5: So we're back to I like the description.
Speaker 3: But technically she's not a serial killer because she only
Speaker 3: killed one thing, one person.
Speaker 4: That's not Who is the second one.
Speaker 5: The house fell on the witch.
Speaker 4: That's it. It's the only thing she kills.
Speaker 5: And then she killed the other witch of the with
Speaker 5: the mop bucket.
Speaker 2: I'm melting. I'm melting, right, yeah, alright, And.
Speaker 5: Then if you read the Dorothy Must diebook, she's fucking Hitler,
Speaker 5: right right, Yeah, I read though, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Stone and a strange daughter is knocked up by
Speaker 2: her father's namesake.
Speaker 5: But is also a black snack ball.
Speaker 2: That's a great guess. But I want to give that
Speaker 2: to you just because.
Speaker 4: Damn uh. The Diary of Anne Frank This.
Speaker 5: Is the big Lebowski God damren all.
Speaker 2: Right, dom drinking coffee, it's still one to one. I
Speaker 2: believe it's tough, alright. Drinking coffee reveals that everything is
Speaker 2: a lie. I don't know if you guys will get
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 4: The matrix.
Speaker 2: No, it's a good guess. That is a good guess, though.
Speaker 5: Hm hmmm.
Speaker 3: Drinking coffee. I don't know if I've seen him even
Speaker 3: seen this movie. I can't even think of too many
Speaker 3: movies where they're drinking coffee.
Speaker 5: You said, drinking coffee reveals the truth? Is that, right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Drinking coffee reveals that everything is a lie.
Speaker 4: Everything's a love toy story.
Speaker 5: Uh, the Jonestown massacre.
Speaker 2: No, it's cool, lady. That was the usual suspect. I
Speaker 2: feel like these next two are pretty easy, Stone, It's
Speaker 2: on you, right, m h all right, Stone, a man
Speaker 2: pretending to be a cowboy crashes a Christmas party.
Speaker 5: Urban cowboy Dom.
Speaker 2: Would you like to stake the steal?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I heard Ah. I thought that was like, okay, I
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, because he calls a cowboy. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I thought it was a little too obvious, but all right.
Speaker 2: So Domes up two to one and it's it's his turn. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you're up one and a half to one.
Speaker 4: One and a half.
Speaker 2: Yep, all right, this next one is your turn, Dome.
Speaker 2: A man without a nose digs up a grave to
Speaker 2: fetch a stick, and then kills people. Goes killing people
Speaker 2: who have noses.
Speaker 4: A man without a nose digs up a grave to
Speaker 4: fetch a stick, specifically.
Speaker 2: To go kill people with noses.
Speaker 8: I have no fucking clue, Halloween, When you say it
Speaker 8: one more time for me, A man without a nose
Speaker 8: digs up a grave to fetch a stick, and then
Speaker 8: goes killing people who have noses.
Speaker 4: You said this one was easy.
Speaker 2: I thought, I thought you guys both would have nailed
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 4: It's gotta be because you're seeing the answer. It's got
Speaker 4: to be obvious.
Speaker 5: Then yeah, yeah, Dracuba, Harry Potter, I mean he's got
Speaker 5: a nose. It's just in the shape of a snake.
Speaker 4: He went digging up, digging up, he.
Speaker 2: Did, from Dumbledore to.
Speaker 4: That's what threw me off, though.
Speaker 2: I thought you guys would both knocked that one out
Speaker 2: of the park of my bad?
Speaker 5: Why bad?
Speaker 2: All right, it's back to uh stoned. This is yours. Okay,
Speaker 2: you're down one and a half to one. A sick
Speaker 2: child stops playing video games but still feels sick at
Speaker 2: the end of the day. This one's a tough one.
Speaker 5: Following our stars.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna repeat that, dumb No, Jack, No, that
Speaker 2: is the Princess Bride ah Ship. All right, don't you.
Speaker 5: Ready for this game? Are they playing in Princess Bride?
Speaker 5: Oh no, it's a kid in.
Speaker 2: The very Okay, okay, okay, Fred Savage, all right, dom
Speaker 2: a tween gives a piano concert in New York City.
Speaker 4: Fuck, I watched this movie.
Speaker 2: No, it's just comical. It's just comical, I'll say afterwhy
Speaker 2: it's comical? Uh, big, it is big. It is big,
Speaker 2: job it is big. It's comical because of the earlier
Speaker 2: guesses of of Castaway and Forrest Gump on the same answer.
Speaker 5: That's why.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, let me pull up, let me pull up mine. So,
Speaker 2: Dome I think is gonna win unless Stone can nab
Speaker 2: these two questions from you, Dome. It's your turn. First one.
Speaker 2: He's just a fisherman trying to hook his next big catch.
Speaker 4: Oh, this could be two things.
Speaker 2: Well, give me one of them and only one.
Speaker 4: I know what you did last summer.
Speaker 2: That's correct, I know you did that summer. All right,
Speaker 2: Now this.
Speaker 3: One, I was gonna guess Forrest Gump if I didn't
Speaker 3: do that one.
Speaker 2: That's also a good guess. All right, all right, this
Speaker 2: this one? Are you ready for this one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: If Dome gets this wrong and Stone gets it right,
Speaker 2: stone wins. Period.
Speaker 5: No, still get.
Speaker 2: Some friends head out on a quest and incur magic
Speaker 2: and monsters.
Speaker 4: Say that one more time.
Speaker 2: Some friends head out on a quest and incur magic
Speaker 2: and monsters.
Speaker 5: Friends, So many things, so many things?
Speaker 2: You got damn right?
Speaker 10: Yeah, holy shit, I'm gonna go off the Wall.
Speaker 2: Would you act me to add one word to that sentence?
Speaker 4: No, No, let me say it's Star Wars.
Speaker 2: No, okay, that's a good guess. I feel like I
Speaker 2: could give you, guys both five guesses each and you'd
Speaker 2: never get it onward. They're your highness nice.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'd never get to your highness. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I love that movie.
Speaker 2: Magic.
Speaker 5: The fucking it gets me every time. But whenever they
Speaker 5: they come face to face with that fucking bowl and
Speaker 5: it's fucking raging Dick was hanging out.
Speaker 2: Is exactly the writing of this. Some friends head on
Speaker 2: on a quest because it was a quest to incur
Speaker 2: magic is right off the bat, the magic motherfucker and monsters,
Speaker 2: and the whole point of Monster was exactly the menutar. Yeah, God, have.
Speaker 4: You have you guys seen The Righteous Gemstones?
Speaker 2: No, is a part with Danny McBride and the other
Speaker 2: guy I can't think of his name.
Speaker 5: But I've seen.
Speaker 2: But I always see the ifs that you know, It's like,
Speaker 2: there's so many memes and gifts made.
Speaker 5: Out of this.
Speaker 3: It's it's it is right in fucking line with anything
Speaker 3: that Danny McBride's ever done before. It's so fucking wild. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's it's pretty fun. I think this last season's.
Speaker 2: Kind of gotten a little what what is it air done?
Speaker 2: Hbo hbo oh okay, okay.
Speaker 3: There is definitely a lot of language and nudity. You
Speaker 3: cannot watch your own kids, got it? Yeah, not even remotely?
Speaker 3: Drug sex, weird ship. Yeah, definitely an a half hours.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 2: I get that.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Danny's great, Like I love anything he does. He's
Speaker 5: been and down, he's to watch That show made me
Speaker 5: laugh so goddamn hard Danny.
Speaker 2: The thing with Danny is a lot of the stuff
Speaker 2: that he does. Uh, it can take time to enjoy
Speaker 2: his work because his work is very dry, unique style,
Speaker 2: not even I mean, I don't know if dry is.
Speaker 5: The right word, but it's it's kind of along those lines,
Speaker 5: like it's very specific. It's a very specific type of humor.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I just watched The Land of the Lost again. It
Speaker 4: was it was good, the one with him and what's
Speaker 4: your name? And Will Fairley? I can't remember the girls name.
Speaker 4: It was good.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that movie.
Speaker 5: Shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like fifteen years.
Speaker 5: Old already, Oh yeah, or more I think older. I
Speaker 5: think it's still in five seven somewhere in there. Yeah
Speaker 5: we're old.
Speaker 3: Goddamn.
Speaker 2: Okay, well what else you got, dumb? Anything, you got
Speaker 2: anything to add?
Speaker 3: I will I will say again. I had a really
Speaker 3: good time golfing on Friday. It was fun to watch
Speaker 3: these guys that we were golfing with progressively get shittier
Speaker 3: as they got drunker.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and not real, and then we blamed it
Speaker 4: on the herpes.
Speaker 3: And it was fun because, like I there was one
Speaker 3: drive where I think I started off and.
Speaker 4: I completely and utterly shanked one.
Speaker 3: And these guys had been pretty spot on that I'd
Speaker 3: say ninety percent of the time we were with them
Speaker 3: were They weren't like hitting too far, but they were
Speaker 3: hitting straight as an arrow for the most part.
Speaker 4: You know. The one dude was Glenn or whatever the
Speaker 4: hell his name was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he's probably I guarantee that guy's probably about
Speaker 2: a five handicap. Walt. The other guy, he's more like
Speaker 2: a twenty handicap. But but yeah. They were also on
Speaker 2: their second eighteen holes of the day, right and the
Speaker 2: team off before us. They had just finished playing eighteen
Speaker 2: and decided to play eighteen again and then.
Speaker 4: And they had been drinking the whole time, right.
Speaker 2: The reason that we started playing with them is because
Speaker 2: there was a group in front of them with five
Speaker 2: guys and like four kids, and so they were like,
Speaker 2: if you just want to join with us, and then
Speaker 2: so then we stuck with them. And then after nine
Speaker 2: the group in front of them left, but we just
Speaker 2: decided to stick with them. So, yeah, it's a good time.
Speaker 4: Though it was, it was a good time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I did, even though I fucking forgot everything
Speaker 3: that matters about my work, I did bring my golf
Speaker 3: clubs nice.
Speaker 4: I never took him out of my car though.
Speaker 3: I left him in my car because I knew I
Speaker 3: was gonna take him this trip. So I'm looking forward
Speaker 3: to getting away and trying to do something probably.
Speaker 4: Tuesday, Tuesday or Wednesday breakaway. Oh good, let's go back
Speaker 4: to that simulator again.
Speaker 3: Or if I'm gonna go to an actual golf course
Speaker 3: in golf, we'll probably just go to the simulator and
Speaker 3: practice and trying to learn some shit about my swing.
Speaker 2: So simulators, like, hey, you know, I'm not working right today, so.
Speaker 5: I got as soon as you walk into simulars like.
Speaker 2: Readjust for Jue out to lunch, be back tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he says, you're a drunk, go home.
Speaker 5: Yeah, give it so much gas. Oh, I am sorry.
Speaker 5: That is offensive. God dang, that shot was fire. Oh
Speaker 5: I apologize.
Speaker 3: Wait all right, we'll go back to gallf Galaxy, golf
Speaker 3: Galaxy and see if there's any more head covers.
Speaker 5: For what?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 4: Three?
Speaker 2: Would Oh? Okay, all right, that sounds fun. I got
Speaker 2: one last one and then we can get out of here.
Speaker 2: Would you rather swallow cum that tastes like piss? Or
Speaker 2: have your partner actually piss on you?
Speaker 5: Uh? I mean I had both, Like I've had both happen.
Speaker 2: So it's like which one's the lesser of the two evils?
Speaker 5: They're both really the same, you know, like the squirt
Speaker 5: really is just piss, Like that's what it is, you know.
Speaker 3: Oh see, my domask thought that I always tasting like
Speaker 3: my own com or your cum.
Speaker 4: Tastes likes you fucking idiot?
Speaker 2: That's wrong with you?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 5: I got here.
Speaker 2: That's a day episode, fucking got bye, see next week later.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't have a dirty joke this week.
Speaker 2: I just look at your fucking ship, dick. That's that's
Speaker 2: a dirty joke for the week.
Speaker 3: Feel back, Feel back, the foreskin find a current kernel
Speaker 3: of corn.
Speaker 2: Looks like Raven whatever her last name is.
Speaker 5: His dick's gotta be like the fucking saucepot after cleaning
Speaker 5: out gravy that've been sitting on it for like half
Speaker 5: a day and just like flakes off. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 5: that's gonna look like. Maybe sprown gravy flaking off.
Speaker 4: Maybe take it.