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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots, thank you for that horrifying visual

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<v Speaker 2>you just painted for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you yesterday I started feeling sick during the show,

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<v Speaker 1>and then last night I had some of the weirdest

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, in your brain's kind of hot from

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<v Speaker 1>a fever like thick brain, and so I had just

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<v Speaker 1>a crazy That dream was surreal?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it not not safe for air? No?

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<v Speaker 1>There was also a part I didn't tell you know,

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<v Speaker 1>hearing somebody else's dream actually sucks. That one was at

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<v Speaker 1>least a little steamy rain. Okay, well not that the

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<v Speaker 1>first part. First part was great. Yeah, second bar was

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<v Speaker 1>just went off the rails.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. Hey, idiot told you brought you by our

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<v Speaker 2>rock the Bank cash giveaways. You got today, Thursday and Friday,

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen chances each day at one thousand bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey the signal, we're getting more texts on our signal

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<v Speaker 1>being bled into by another radio station. It happens every

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<v Speaker 1>year to all radio stations around this time. All you

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<v Speaker 1>have to do is listen on the free iHeart app.

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<v Speaker 1>You download it, it's free, and then you get none

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<v Speaker 1>of that bleed over, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>And it also there's this whole new redesign there that

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<v Speaker 2>even has presets. Just once you pull up JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>If you tap on, you can lock us in as

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<v Speaker 2>a preset on your app, and then you know where

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<v Speaker 2>we're at all the time. Even if you travel outside

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<v Speaker 2>the area, you can listen anywhere. So I had somebody

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<v Speaker 2>a truck or driving to Georgia. I go down anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's what the that's what the bleedover is from

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<v Speaker 2>the religious station. When the days we have that, it

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<v Speaker 2>usually clears up by mid morning. So yeah, really it's

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<v Speaker 2>out of our hands.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of a cross of heaven and hell, it

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<v Speaker 1>really is. You get Marilyn Manson and I won't. Let's go,

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<v Speaker 1>let's begin.

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<v Speaker 2>In California, thirty five year old Christina Peniston is h

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<v Speaker 2>charged with assaults in an attempted fork attack on her

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<v Speaker 2>own mother.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I don't know what's worse the fork attack are

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<v Speaker 1>growing up with the name Peniston, she must have just

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<v Speaker 1>gotten riddled with insults. Yeah, you know, she takes it,

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<v Speaker 1>oh Peniston more than a urinal I tell you she's

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<v Speaker 1>had more than than the urinal anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know Mom was able to hold her off,

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<v Speaker 2>fender off and get the police there, and uh the

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<v Speaker 2>woe still had the fork in her hand trying to

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<v Speaker 2>get it mom. And she's thirty five years old, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just I can't stop but think and go. You know, well,

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<v Speaker 2>this is your mother. I know you're thirty five years old. Look,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe you have some things you disagree on, but by

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<v Speaker 2>the time I think you would get into your thirties,

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<v Speaker 2>she maybe be adult enough to talk about things rather

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<v Speaker 2>than try to I don't know, fork your mom to death.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she has some mental issues or drug issues.

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<v Speaker 3>She does have a drug background, so that could explain

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<v Speaker 3>a lot. I thought, what is wrong with people? These

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<v Speaker 3>are your moms, And I'm glad you went that direction,

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<v Speaker 3>because it's just you see it over and over.

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<v Speaker 2>We've all we've all been pissed at our own mother before.

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<v Speaker 1>But I would not even to the fact that I

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<v Speaker 1>would hang up the phone on her.

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<v Speaker 2>I would even do that much less stabber with a force.

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<v Speaker 2>So what I'm saying, I doubt any of us really

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<v Speaker 2>would or anger or disagreement would rise to that level.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of anger. Yeah, let's hear from this fella.

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<v Speaker 1>Fload of man, fload of man floating down.

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<v Speaker 2>Man's got to be a man, he's got to be.

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<v Speaker 1>A fly.

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<v Speaker 2>And a refreshing change of pace. We're gonna go to

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<v Speaker 2>Lee County in southwest Florida, the Fort Myers area. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>say a load of fifty four year old Florida man

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<v Speaker 2>hung Triddon Penniston and now hung.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you get this two together.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why I said, this is almost a borderline

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<v Speaker 2>headline of the week contender, and I probably would have

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<v Speaker 2>put it in there, except we've got a slam dunk

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<v Speaker 2>from yesterday that it's gonna be incredibly Hearts Beats album

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<v Speaker 2>was a doozy Florida man shoots neighbor's pregnant cow after

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<v Speaker 2>it wandered onto his property.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Shot shot the cow five times and it's got chest

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<v Speaker 2>in a rear leg, according to the Lee County Sheriff's Office,

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<v Speaker 2>and his only response was, I told the neighbor that

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<v Speaker 2>next time his animals wandered onto my property, I was

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<v Speaker 2>gonna shoot a cow. They're so uh. The cow uh

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<v Speaker 2>survived the initial shots, but once a veterinarian arrived on

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<v Speaker 2>the scene said that the cow.

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<v Speaker 4>Needed to be put down and the babies, well, oh god,

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<v Speaker 4>somebody said, well, when I'm in the work truck, I

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<v Speaker 4>use the iHeart abby.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just easier a lot of times.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, shooting a pregnant cow, you got issues? Yeah, mister

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<v Speaker 2>Hong Hung trind And then on the lighter side of things,

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<v Speaker 2>just sound like a farmer's name. He's not a farmer.

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<v Speaker 2>He's the neighbor of a cow farmer.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm just saying he lives in rural you know, acreage.

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<v Speaker 1>If he's got a farm, if you've got a cow

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<v Speaker 1>wander on your land. I wouldn't picture to walk out

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<v Speaker 1>of my farm ranch style home and see a guy

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<v Speaker 1>named Hong.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you insinuating here? I'm just curious.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know too many, and I have a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of Chinese friends. That's how it starts. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>too many chinamen that live on I don't know farmland.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you. I don't know a lot of Chinese people, period.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking of my one buddy, is it there, Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>On's in downtown or Land. Another one is College Park, not.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>On a lighter sided news, the Indianapolis five hundred is

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<v Speaker 2>this week in festivities kick off in Earnest on Friday

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<v Speaker 2>with the traditional CARB Day short for carburetor when these

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<v Speaker 2>vehicles used to actually have carburetors and they would do

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<v Speaker 2>their final tuning and preparation for the race. And it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's a it used to be a closed activity, but

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<v Speaker 2>now it's a it's a fan favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>Things already sold out. I heard that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Big event, which is one of the races you know, Sunday,

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<v Speaker 2>but ahead of that on carb Day, one of the things,

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<v Speaker 2>and you can get some some visuals on this. The

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<v Speaker 2>entire fleet of Oscar Myers wienermobiles will be on hand

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<v Speaker 2>and actually race on Friday during.

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<v Speaker 1>Car You should have this pennist in there with the

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<v Speaker 1>wier race.

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<v Speaker 2>So the flag drop. Don't they have Grand Marshall? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I almost said the other one that's you know, the

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<v Speaker 4>glan So.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, what's he called the what the marshal from the clan.

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<v Speaker 2>Drinking or whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>How many are there?

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking about that story, my buddy yesterday. This is

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<v Speaker 2>on the air.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it was off the air to our engineer. No, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, it was no, I think it was the

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<v Speaker 1>Bulldog off the air though. Yeah, it was was tell

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<v Speaker 1>that story. This is just nuts anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, one final thought before I get to that on

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<v Speaker 2>there's six of these wienermobiles. Could you match they get

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<v Speaker 2>in a massive pile up and they're all wrecked. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's pile up of wienermobiles.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, go with your story because we already have people

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<v Speaker 1>eating the steaks from that cow. You sick? Ohs somebody

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<v Speaker 1>else angry Asian old farm? Oh so pat growing up

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<v Speaker 1>in high school. It was after high school, I was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was my I think first year in college. A

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<v Speaker 1>good friend of mine and many of our friends found

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<v Speaker 1>out that he was a grand dragon or wizard in

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<v Speaker 1>the kou Klux Plan when his picture appeared in full

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<v Speaker 1>color on the front of the Pod Beach Post during

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<v Speaker 1>a march and then so we're all like, holy crap,

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<v Speaker 1>did you see the paper?

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that Gary?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? And then these big old.

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<v Speaker 2>Big old southern country boy, nicest guy in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're all like, Gary, what the f dude? He goes,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I don't bother you all with that stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you all aren't on board with that, and like,

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<v Speaker 2>never mind us, what about you, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Gary, take the hate out of your heart. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>my mom saw you on the front page and you

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<v Speaker 1>were having breakfast to our house yesterday. You talk about

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<v Speaker 1>that's insane.

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<v Speaker 2>I expected hen He had a different colored robond and

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of the ones following him down the through

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<v Speaker 2>downtown West Pond Beach.

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<v Speaker 1>He was the big dog. Yes, his name it was

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<v Speaker 1>Lord Gary right, oh my god like, and here I

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<v Speaker 1>was just growing up the rough streets of winter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Anaco armed man. Tell Lothy, I heard what

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<v Speaker 1>you at.

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<v Speaker 2>We finally switch