Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco one
Speaker 1: on one one w j r R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots, thank you for that horrifying visual
Speaker 2: you just painted for me.
Speaker 1: I told you yesterday I started feeling sick during the show,
Speaker 1: and then last night I had some of the weirdest
Speaker 1: like you know, in your brain's kind of hot from
Speaker 1: a fever like thick brain, and so I had just
Speaker 1: a crazy That dream was surreal?
Speaker 2: Was it not not safe for air? No?
Speaker 1: There was also a part I didn't tell you know,
Speaker 1: hearing somebody else's dream actually sucks. That one was at
Speaker 1: least a little steamy rain. Okay, well not that the
Speaker 1: first part. First part was great. Yeah, second bar was
Speaker 1: just went off the rails.
Speaker 2: All right. Hey, idiot told you brought you by our
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Speaker 2: thirteen chances each day at one thousand bucks.
Speaker 1: Hey the signal, we're getting more texts on our signal
Speaker 1: being bled into by another radio station. It happens every
Speaker 1: year to all radio stations around this time. All you
Speaker 1: have to do is listen on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 1: You download it, it's free, and then you get none
Speaker 1: of that bleed over, you know.
Speaker 2: And it also there's this whole new redesign there that
Speaker 2: even has presets. Just once you pull up JR R.
Speaker 2: If you tap on, you can lock us in as
Speaker 2: a preset on your app, and then you know where
Speaker 2: we're at all the time. Even if you travel outside
Speaker 2: the area, you can listen anywhere. So I had somebody
Speaker 2: a truck or driving to Georgia. I go down anyway.
Speaker 2: So that's what the that's what the bleedover is from
Speaker 2: the religious station. When the days we have that, it
Speaker 2: usually clears up by mid morning. So yeah, really it's
Speaker 2: out of our hands.
Speaker 1: It's kind of a cross of heaven and hell, it
Speaker 1: really is. You get Marilyn Manson and I won't. Let's go,
Speaker 1: let's begin.
Speaker 2: In California, thirty five year old Christina Peniston is h
Speaker 2: charged with assaults in an attempted fork attack on her
Speaker 2: own mother.
Speaker 1: Wow, I don't know what's worse the fork attack are
Speaker 1: growing up with the name Peniston, she must have just
Speaker 1: gotten riddled with insults. Yeah, you know, she takes it,
Speaker 1: oh Peniston more than a urinal I tell you she's
Speaker 1: had more than than the urinal anyway.
Speaker 2: So you know Mom was able to hold her off,
Speaker 2: fender off and get the police there, and uh the
Speaker 2: woe still had the fork in her hand trying to
Speaker 2: get it mom. And she's thirty five years old, and
Speaker 2: I just I can't stop but think and go. You know, well,
Speaker 2: this is your mother. I know you're thirty five years old. Look,
Speaker 2: maybe you have some things you disagree on, but by
Speaker 2: the time I think you would get into your thirties,
Speaker 2: she maybe be adult enough to talk about things rather
Speaker 2: than try to I don't know, fork your mom to death.
Speaker 1: Well, she has some mental issues or drug issues.
Speaker 3: She does have a drug background, so that could explain
Speaker 3: a lot. I thought, what is wrong with people? These
Speaker 3: are your moms, And I'm glad you went that direction,
Speaker 3: because it's just you see it over and over.
Speaker 2: We've all we've all been pissed at our own mother before.
Speaker 1: But I would not even to the fact that I
Speaker 1: would hang up the phone on her.
Speaker 2: I would even do that much less stabber with a force.
Speaker 2: So what I'm saying, I doubt any of us really
Speaker 2: would or anger or disagreement would rise to that level.
Speaker 2: Speaking of anger. Yeah, let's hear from this fella.
Speaker 1: Fload of man, fload of man floating down.
Speaker 2: Man's got to be a man, he's got to be.
Speaker 1: A fly.
Speaker 2: And a refreshing change of pace. We're gonna go to
Speaker 2: Lee County in southwest Florida, the Fort Myers area. Okay,
Speaker 2: say a load of fifty four year old Florida man
Speaker 2: hung Triddon Penniston and now hung.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get this two together.
Speaker 2: This is why I said, this is almost a borderline
Speaker 2: headline of the week contender, and I probably would have
Speaker 2: put it in there, except we've got a slam dunk
Speaker 2: from yesterday that it's gonna be incredibly Hearts Beats album
Speaker 2: was a doozy Florida man shoots neighbor's pregnant cow after
Speaker 2: it wandered onto his property.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Shot shot the cow five times and it's got chest
Speaker 2: in a rear leg, according to the Lee County Sheriff's Office,
Speaker 2: and his only response was, I told the neighbor that
Speaker 2: next time his animals wandered onto my property, I was
Speaker 2: gonna shoot a cow. They're so uh. The cow uh
Speaker 2: survived the initial shots, but once a veterinarian arrived on
Speaker 2: the scene said that the cow.
Speaker 4: Needed to be put down and the babies, well, oh god,
Speaker 4: somebody said, well, when I'm in the work truck, I
Speaker 4: use the iHeart abby.
Speaker 1: It's just easier a lot of times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shooting a pregnant cow, you got issues? Yeah, mister
Speaker 2: Hong Hung trind And then on the lighter side of things,
Speaker 2: just sound like a farmer's name. He's not a farmer.
Speaker 2: He's the neighbor of a cow farmer.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying he lives in rural you know, acreage.
Speaker 1: If he's got a farm, if you've got a cow
Speaker 1: wander on your land. I wouldn't picture to walk out
Speaker 1: of my farm ranch style home and see a guy
Speaker 1: named Hong.
Speaker 2: What are you insinuating here? I'm just curious.
Speaker 1: I don't know too many, and I have a lot
Speaker 1: of Chinese friends. That's how it starts. I don't know
Speaker 1: too many chinamen that live on I don't know farmland.
Speaker 2: Do you. I don't know a lot of Chinese people, period.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of my one buddy, is it there, Nope,
Speaker 1: On's in downtown or Land. Another one is College Park, not.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Christmas.
Speaker 2: On a lighter sided news, the Indianapolis five hundred is
Speaker 2: this week in festivities kick off in Earnest on Friday
Speaker 2: with the traditional CARB Day short for carburetor when these
Speaker 2: vehicles used to actually have carburetors and they would do
Speaker 2: their final tuning and preparation for the race. And it's
Speaker 2: it's a it used to be a closed activity, but
Speaker 2: now it's a it's a fan favorite.
Speaker 1: Things already sold out. I heard that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Big event, which is one of the races you know, Sunday,
Speaker 2: but ahead of that on carb Day, one of the things,
Speaker 2: and you can get some some visuals on this. The
Speaker 2: entire fleet of Oscar Myers wienermobiles will be on hand
Speaker 2: and actually race on Friday during.
Speaker 1: Car You should have this pennist in there with the
Speaker 1: wier race.
Speaker 2: So the flag drop. Don't they have Grand Marshall? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I almost said the other one that's you know, the
Speaker 4: glan So.
Speaker 1: Wait, what's he called the what the marshal from the clan.
Speaker 2: Drinking or whatever?
Speaker 1: How many are there?
Speaker 2: We're talking about that story, my buddy yesterday. This is
Speaker 2: on the air.
Speaker 1: No, it was off the air to our engineer. No, wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, it was no, I think it was the
Speaker 1: Bulldog off the air though. Yeah, it was was tell
Speaker 1: that story. This is just nuts anyway.
Speaker 2: Anyway, one final thought before I get to that on
Speaker 2: there's six of these wienermobiles. Could you match they get
Speaker 2: in a massive pile up and they're all wrecked. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's pile up of wienermobiles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go with your story because we already have people
Speaker 1: eating the steaks from that cow. You sick? Ohs somebody
Speaker 1: else angry Asian old farm? Oh so pat growing up
Speaker 1: in high school. It was after high school, I was.
Speaker 1: It was my I think first year in college. A
Speaker 1: good friend of mine and many of our friends found
Speaker 1: out that he was a grand dragon or wizard in
Speaker 1: the kou Klux Plan when his picture appeared in full
Speaker 1: color on the front of the Pod Beach Post during
Speaker 1: a march and then so we're all like, holy crap,
Speaker 1: did you see the paper?
Speaker 2: Isn't that Gary?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? And then these big old.
Speaker 2: Big old southern country boy, nicest guy in the world.
Speaker 2: So we're all like, Gary, what the f dude? He goes,
Speaker 2: I know, I don't bother you all with that stuff.
Speaker 2: I know you all aren't on board with that, and like,
Speaker 2: never mind us, what about you, dude.
Speaker 1: Gary, take the hate out of your heart. Come on,
Speaker 1: my mom saw you on the front page and you
Speaker 1: were having breakfast to our house yesterday. You talk about
Speaker 1: that's insane.
Speaker 2: I expected hen He had a different colored robond and
Speaker 2: the rest of the ones following him down the through
Speaker 2: downtown West Pond Beach.
Speaker 1: He was the big dog. Yes, his name it was
Speaker 1: Lord Gary right, oh my god like, and here I
Speaker 1: was just growing up the rough streets of winter.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was Anaco armed man. Tell Lothy, I heard what
Speaker 1: you at.
Speaker 2: We finally switch