Speaker 1: Weird things happened in the back.
Speaker 2: Let out the.
Speaker 1: Weird, weird, weird. Welcome to episode two hundred. Everybody welcome.
Speaker 3: Wow, a new champion arises from the Asshape, the Corndogger.
Speaker 2: Maybe we just don't ever mention at all what this
Speaker 2: is about in episode two hundred, and we just go
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 4: Not even mentioned green boys.
Speaker 2: No, no, okay, maybe we just we just let them
Speaker 2: be confused. He's got to milk it for a little bit.
Speaker 1: Okay, devious little corn dog. Hey, that's not an insct,
Speaker 1: more like a compliment.
Speaker 2: You're well, you're a you're a benevolent, massive, bulging corn king.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, sturdy, sturdy as a rock. Actually, especially when shucked,
Speaker 1: there's a dryness to the kernels that you can just feel.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, audio listeners all just die. Everyone listening
Speaker 2: in headphones was getting shucked. Hey, I yeah, here we
Speaker 2: are two hundred episodes. How about that? And Nick couldn't
Speaker 2: even make it to the show himself. Corn Dogger had
Speaker 2: to take his place.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 1: And that's that's not that's that's a high honor.
Speaker 4: Actually it is.
Speaker 2: It is so the corn Dogger and the corn King
Speaker 2: are here to take the place of our typical hosts.
Speaker 1: All because someone had to go and bring corn fretters
Speaker 1: to a festival.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so Vox vesper you look what you've done.
Speaker 4: It's cornfreader Moses now, but.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that corn fretter Moses. Look what you've done, dude, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you've You've birthed donation.
Speaker 1: Now we've got the balloons because we're celebrating episode two hundred. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we're just being festive. Alex over there is being
Speaker 1: pretty deadpan, which is not always out of character. Sometimes
Speaker 1: it is, sometimes it isn't.
Speaker 4: I think it's entirely in character. Not on Green Boys,
Speaker 4: just being me.
Speaker 1: You're pretty in character, I mean, not in character. You're
Speaker 1: pretty energetic on Green Boys. In full disclosure are other
Speaker 1: catalog of programs? Yeah, I mean I can you know,
Speaker 1: I've got a range. Yeah, yeah, where's it at.
Speaker 5: I'm focusing on the production value of episode two hundred
Speaker 5: right this second.
Speaker 1: You can't bring the meat for the heat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, it's hard to do a lot of
Speaker 4: a lot of things at once.
Speaker 1: No gonna make us bag for the egg. You really
Speaker 1: don't make us beg for the egg.
Speaker 5: I was thinking about it. Yeah, it's it sounds a lotez.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See that's quantity. We need quality.
Speaker 4: We need the egg to be born for the corn.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to show these folk the yolk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're trying to think of another one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, we're gonna We're gonna show this showed his hog
Speaker 2: what the dog is about.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, we just gotta take that that corn covered
Speaker 1: shell off the dog and just let it shine, you know,
Speaker 1: because because it's a corn battered fried product that covers
Speaker 1: the dog with the stick running through it. Yeah, corn dog. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. You are representing corn.
Speaker 2: Do clarifying, dude?
Speaker 1: Ye with the corn crown.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the corn crown and the dog cape.
Speaker 4: You are the corn dog or the.
Speaker 2: Corn dogg er. I'm a symbol of the unity of
Speaker 2: two armies who clashed in a great war. Uh.
Speaker 1: I thought you avoided the war entirely.
Speaker 2: No, dude, No, it was going on watch Green Boys.
Speaker 2: That's why you don't know. Yeah, it was going offre
Speaker 2: Patreon dot com slash Bledsoe said, So if you're confused
Speaker 2: about if you're confused about what's happening right here, it's
Speaker 2: because you're not watching Green Boys. Okay, so get on
Speaker 2: over to patreon dot com slash Bloodsoe said, so get
Speaker 2: on that ten dollar tier and let's watch some green boys.
Speaker 2: There was a war, Okay, this Sunday.
Speaker 1: There was a war for weeks actually, because what what
Speaker 1: the people don't know is that for months now, months,
Speaker 1: like months, several months, there's there's been a sell of
Speaker 1: hot Dog enthusiasts brewing in the Discord. It's true. It's
Speaker 1: it's a gorilla unit and it's been led by Daniel
Speaker 1: and Corey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the commandos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two of the mods in there, that's right, the Commandos,
Speaker 1: Major Mooon, Captain Skippy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Interesting, right, interesting, it's interesting. It's interesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with their military titles and all. And for months
Speaker 1: now they've been holding weekly Wednesday chats in the Discord.
Speaker 1: On the surface, seems like a great thing. But over
Speaker 1: time Alex started to notice, and we would be recording
Speaker 1: Full Disclosure or other program and Alex started to make comments,
Speaker 1: have you noticed they talk a lot about hot dogs
Speaker 1: in the discord? And I was like, yes, what's that about.
Speaker 1: Turns out there was a little hot Dog cell brewing
Speaker 1: of enthusiasts.
Speaker 2: And some may call them fanatics, Yes, maybe, even radicals, yes,
Speaker 2: some of them.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 1: And as fate would have it, like a lightning bolt
Speaker 1: being struck before us, something miraculous happened. And at that
Speaker 1: festival on the beach with three hundred and fifty people,
Speaker 1: actually really it was the second night, so it was
Speaker 1: closer to two hundred, someone came and handed out corn
Speaker 1: fritters at at the Skywalker, at this Skywatcher.
Speaker 2: During the damn SkyWatch box vesper yu legend hand out. Thus,
Speaker 2: see what happens is on this show. We've talked many
Speaker 2: times about eager goers. Okay, these are entities that, hey,
Speaker 2: what's funny.
Speaker 1: This is going inherently direction.
Speaker 2: Guy, this is serious stuff. Okay, yeah, and I'm glad
Speaker 2: that you laugh. Oh ha ha at. This is real stuff. Okay,
Speaker 2: we're a testament. We're sitting here in front of you
Speaker 2: today as a testament to the fact that, man, if
Speaker 2: you chuckle one more time, we're gonna buckle. If you listen,
Speaker 2: there's peace in the kingdom right now. But you gonna
Speaker 2: you're gonna meet these hands if you if you chuckle,
Speaker 2: get the buck. I'm keeping a piece anyway. Okay, when
Speaker 2: you think, when enough people think and focus their energy
Speaker 2: on a concept. Then a physical manifestation can breach into
Speaker 2: this world. And the first instant of that happened on
Speaker 2: our show, Green Boys, our premium show and our Patreon
Speaker 2: Green Boys. The Hot Dogger was born a hero, a
Speaker 2: champion of the people, of the very viral fighter viral. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: he's quite virile, beads of sweat.
Speaker 4: He's sturdy.
Speaker 2: He's sturdy, and he's strong and a.
Speaker 1: Little soft in places.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but he's to be feared ultimately. And he's
Speaker 2: a goofy guy. Yeah, he's a little goofy. He's a
Speaker 2: little out there, he's a little on predictable, he's kind
Speaker 2: of a loose cannon. But you know what, he's a
Speaker 2: champion of the people. And listen, the universe balances itself
Speaker 2: out where there is a strong light shining a beacon there,
Speaker 2: it casts a dark shadow, right And guys, I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to catch you up on the Green
Speaker 2: Boys lore. You've missed a lot. You've missed a lot.
Speaker 2: And this episode is kind of a love letter to
Speaker 2: the to the freaking, the real ones, the hardcore.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is episode two hundred, which is a major milestone.
Speaker 2: Who so is that another commando in the army. Major milestone,
Speaker 2: major milestone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a major milestone. And it's like just
Speaker 1: a testament to the hard work that we've done over
Speaker 1: the last few years, the last four years actually, and
Speaker 1: just two months now we're coming up on four years.
Speaker 1: And I was just thinking right before, like, man, why
Speaker 1: not throw this shit on and just have a little
Speaker 1: callback to Green Boys on the main show. Why not
Speaker 1: just have fun with it.
Speaker 2: So naturally, all of the love and admiration for the
Speaker 2: corn Fritter Militia corn Fritter Mafia summoned this entity a
Speaker 2: new champion, a new champion, and they clashed. The hot
Speaker 2: Dogger and the corn King clashed, and thus I was born.
Speaker 2: The corn Dogger, a symbol of.
Speaker 1: Peace, the leader of the corn Dog Alliance.
Speaker 2: The Leander, the leander of the the Leander of the
Speaker 2: corn Dog Alliance.
Speaker 1: You see, because there is now peace between both of
Speaker 1: these factions of corn and dog. What we have is
Speaker 1: someone who represents both. Naturally, whereas hard outer shell is
Speaker 1: baked out of corn meal, and then the soft inner shell,
Speaker 1: or rather the inner meat, is the dog, we have
Speaker 1: a champion walking duly in both worlds as corn and
Speaker 1: hot dog the corn dogger. So you'll notice his corn
Speaker 1: crown and his hot dog cape. He walks in both worlds,
Speaker 1: light and shadow, a symbol of peace.
Speaker 2: Yes, dark world.
Speaker 1: Festive, Alex. Where's the balloons? Man? We gotta be festive.
Speaker 2: The balloons are all brown.
Speaker 1: I don't have balloons on my side. You want one?
Speaker 5: If you can get it to me, sure, I get
Speaker 5: it to you.
Speaker 2: The truth.
Speaker 1: Okay, whoa?
Speaker 2: The corn king is fierce and to be feared.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like this and this smell funny when
Speaker 1: I was blown it up to is this a balloon
Speaker 1: or is this a you know what? Bro this is
Speaker 1: a corn receptive.
Speaker 2: That was good.
Speaker 1: This is just to prevent you from fertilizing the egg.
Speaker 1: This this, this does not look like a normal balloon.
Speaker 1: My wife had a little box of balloons and she
Speaker 1: was like, let's start blowing.
Speaker 4: Milky to be a little tip in there.
Speaker 1: It does it look and it smelled funny. It really
Speaker 1: smelled funny. It looked like a balloon. But I don't
Speaker 1: smell funny.
Speaker 2: Yes, really, let me let me smell that smells suspicious, dude,
Speaker 2: What the hell? It actually does have a nipple.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: And there's a little hang on Alex, is the camera
Speaker 2: on me? Or who's it on? Put it on me?
Speaker 2: Can you see that thing in there? Look at that thing.
Speaker 1: There's something you could play with. I am I'm playing right?
Speaker 1: Oh wow?
Speaker 2: Wait? What does this really smell? Oh?
Speaker 1: Right? What's that smell like? That smell like something else? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that smells like corn receptive.
Speaker 2: That smells like animal, smells.
Speaker 1: Like goast goat liver.
Speaker 2: It does. It's a little gamy goat liver or or
Speaker 2: sheep's liver. Why can't it smells like a sneeze? It
Speaker 2: smells like a bad you know when like you got
Speaker 2: a sinus infection and you sneeze and it stinks. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what this smells like. Yeah. Man, So whoever did
Speaker 2: that to this balloon? What the hell? Man?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but we're festive.
Speaker 2: The truth is, we've been so busy bringing you guys
Speaker 2: awesome content that episode two hundred kind of snuck up
Speaker 2: on us. It just it hit us from the side
Speaker 2: of the head, upside to head.
Speaker 1: Alex. Alex and I talked about last week when you
Speaker 1: were sick. Alex and I talked about it, which, by
Speaker 1: the way, we we haven't filmed since the Molly episode.
Speaker 1: That's one ninety nine, right, I'm so confused.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, what ninety eight is Molly? One
Speaker 5: ninety nine is a creation station?
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh of course we just recorded last night.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, dude, I'm telling you, I'm not in
Speaker 4: my head.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: We've been so been so busy. I can't even keep
Speaker 1: a stranger coming.
Speaker 2: Right off a Zalia fest. It's like it's been, it's been.
Speaker 1: It's been a gauntlet.
Speaker 2: Honestly, like since the end of last year, it's been bonkers.
Speaker 1: When you were sick last week and Alex and I
Speaker 1: had to meet twice to you know, record or I
Speaker 1: guess we met the ones. We had to talk about it,
Speaker 1: and we were like, you know what, episode two hundred
Speaker 1: is cool, it's a big deal. Alex was kind of like,
Speaker 1: I'm not that stressed about going all out to do
Speaker 1: something super crazy.
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I'm not either. Let's just have
Speaker 1: fun and fine, be low key. We can reflect, we
Speaker 1: can talk about you know, the highlights and the growth
Speaker 1: we've shared and the the tears and the cheers and
Speaker 1: you know, the wars wars and.
Speaker 2: Battles, wars, wars and battles. Speaking of wars and battles,
Speaker 2: we have we have someone joining us now who introduced
Speaker 2: yourself so fresh off the battlefield.
Speaker 1: It is I.
Speaker 2: It is I egg Wow. Yeah, and Ryan had the
Speaker 2: cool idea right before we started to be like Green Boys.
Speaker 2: Ask So, if you're curious what Green Boys is like,
Speaker 2: it's like this, except also sometimes we eat very hot
Speaker 2: hot sauce. Sometimes we pull from a jar and do
Speaker 2: crazy role play. Sometimes we read a script and read
Speaker 2: a scene from Star Wars, but as Donald, Goofy and Mickey,
Speaker 2: it's vibe.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we play.
Speaker 2: Dungeons and dragons.
Speaker 4: Coming soon.
Speaker 2: No, it'll be out, at least at least the episode zero.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, will be out. But just two nights ago,
Speaker 1: we just made all our characters for an episode and
Speaker 1: that that was really fun.
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, And there's so many things TBD. I got
Speaker 2: some plans for Green Boys. You guys don't even know
Speaker 2: about it. Okay, I'm doing some work in the shadows myself.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe there's a food item that's being neglected that's
Speaker 2: been talked about on this show. Well look he cried there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it has been neglected. I would be willing to
Speaker 1: eat a Devil Degg for the first time in my
Speaker 1: entire life on Green I've never eaten one.
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Speaker 1: They would you be willing to admit it was good
Speaker 1: if it was good?
Speaker 4: Yeah, if it's actually good. But here's a kicker. I
Speaker 4: don't like Bold eggs, I don't like hard boone eggs.
Speaker 1: Dude, I would do it, hey, and I'll wear that too.
Speaker 4: You know, you can't I'm gonna wear it while I
Speaker 4: feed it to you.
Speaker 2: Even better, I forget, forget, forgive me, I forget. But
Speaker 2: you're like on Team bar Boiled egg slash Team eggs.
Speaker 2: So you, dude, we got to decide on a name. Manerber,
Speaker 2: you answer eggs egg just egg egg egg eggie, So
Speaker 2: you actually are on Camp deviled Eggs are good.
Speaker 1: I'm standing up for the people who have become voiceless.
Speaker 2: Answer my question.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm standing up for everybody, including myself, has become
Speaker 5: voiceless in this.
Speaker 1: You think the hot dog corn?
Speaker 2: You know, you see it's blasphemy because there's a food
Speaker 2: that's been completely forgotten and cast to the side, and
Speaker 2: a champion is gonna rise.
Speaker 1: Sweet potato pie. What is it?
Speaker 2: Man? Maybe it's Are you not gonna tell me? Listen, man,
Speaker 2: tune into Green Boys to find out.
Speaker 1: I don't have that luxury. I have to sit in
Speaker 1: this chair and do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, man, So you're gonna have to wait
Speaker 2: just like everybody else. Oh man, right, Hey, hey.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about the jar, just like a
Speaker 1: real honest moment here. So Nick had the bright idea
Speaker 1: he walked in one day. He's like, we have a
Speaker 1: new jar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was my show and Tell? Yeah, wasn't it
Speaker 2: for Green Boys?
Speaker 4: Did we do a show intel?
Speaker 2: That was our first episode?
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that's right. You walked in for show and
Speaker 1: tell and he had a damn gym bag. He's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I got a few things in here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And anyway, so he shows up with a new jar,
Speaker 1: which we haven't done a what if in a while.
Speaker 1: You guys should leave a comment below. We don't usually
Speaker 1: do that, but I'm like, why not. That's a good
Speaker 1: idea episode. You guys should leave a comment below if
Speaker 1: you would like to see another what if because it's
Speaker 1: been a minute since we've done that. It has six
Speaker 1: months or something, maybe a little less, but but no,
Speaker 1: it's been twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we've had so many guests, dude. Yeah, we've
Speaker 2: had so many guests.
Speaker 1: I've got to turn around and start getting some more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we haven't had a chance to do our regular segments.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I feel like one hundred to two hundred was way
Speaker 4: longer than zero to one hundred.
Speaker 2: It yeah, yeah, it felt like it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's an illusion because of all the change that.
Speaker 4: Happened in our lives.
Speaker 1: That might also be a movie. We did a lot.
Speaker 1: We all moved in the last twelve months. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: literally all three of us did.
Speaker 2: Well more than twelve months now true for me.
Speaker 1: For you, But I moved in Bay. Alex just moved
Speaker 1: like two months ago. Two months. Yeah, So there's been
Speaker 1: a lot of change, a lot of just crazy stuff happening.
Speaker 1: So but that's probably why it feels longer.
Speaker 2: Obviously obviously like more grateful than ever, Like awesome stuff
Speaker 2: is happening. People just keep coming out of the woodworks,
Speaker 2: you like, incredible, amazing supporters. It's been and it's been
Speaker 2: like just a continued blessing. The first hundred episodes, I mean, gosh,
Speaker 2: that was yeah, that felt like, oh my god. Whoever
Speaker 2: would have.
Speaker 1: Thought we're at one hundred, Oh my god, did a.
Speaker 2: Hundred episodes and it was like just this massive, you
Speaker 2: know thing. And then the next hundred it they they've
Speaker 2: truly been like mind blowing, like the quality of the
Speaker 2: episodes and like the people we've had an opportunity to
Speaker 2: talk to the topics that we've broached on the show
Speaker 2: over the past hundred episodes, Like I feel like the
Speaker 2: anti has been upped. Oh yeah, the quality.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, it's about a up again. It's about
Speaker 1: up again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, major milestone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, about to go crazy for the next one hundred.
Speaker 1: How long did it take us to get the last
Speaker 1: one hundred? I'll find out, hold tight?
Speaker 4: What do you mean, like, how many months or years
Speaker 4: was Well?
Speaker 2: If you think about it, it's an episode a week
Speaker 2: of fifty two weeks in a year, so one hundred
Speaker 2: episodes is roughly two years. Wow.
Speaker 4: That's actually completely insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and think about it. We started in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2: It's twenty twenty five now, so that's four years. So
Speaker 2: that's two hundred episodes. Wow.
Speaker 4: I mean I'm gonna pull exacs.
Speaker 2: Do the Dagon math, brother, you know, do the Dagon
Speaker 2: math about it.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at my reflection in this balloon next for
Speaker 4: the Neon sign.
Speaker 1: It looks so good, so good. I love.
Speaker 4: I love the way I look right now. I can
Speaker 4: stare at this all night.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If you're not watching Green Boys, it's like basically
Speaker 2: every episode, Alex and I show up and there are
Speaker 2: new props that Ryan has ordered and didn't tell us about.
Speaker 1: I'd be popping them stigma gummies, and then I go
Speaker 1: shopping Stigma. Oh yeah, we didn't even talk about that.
Speaker 1: We got this brand deal. Yeah, I mean we have
Speaker 1: had a sponsor before, but.
Speaker 2: This is like a brand.
Speaker 1: It's different.
Speaker 4: This is like a legit brand deal. Yes, with Stigma.
Speaker 4: I'm very excited about.
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Speaker 2: is not something that is affiliated with the company, but
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Speaker 4: Man, you'll be like I see stars and.
Speaker 2: Stripes, Stars and stripes, America.
Speaker 1: I was thinking of that song America the d how's
Speaker 1: that song? Bet your bottom dollar? No, not that one either,
Speaker 1: the one He's like I've seen That's what I was
Speaker 1: feeling in that moment. Well under June twenty first, twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three. Dang, So it's spent almost two years between
Speaker 1: the last.
Speaker 2: What the flipe, That's what I'm saying. Two years is
Speaker 2: roughly one hundred episodes, roughly.
Speaker 1: Okay, So now we have another mountain to climb, and
Speaker 1: that's two hundred to three hundred, and then we're gonna
Speaker 1: be looking back on episode three hundred, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: be in our cyborg suits, in our spaceship and space
Speaker 1: looking back being like dang man, remember when we did
Speaker 1: the show on Earth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and guys, this is a commitment that we're going
Speaker 2: to stick to right now that the next one hundred
Speaker 2: episodes we will be wearing these costumes for one hundred
Speaker 2: episodes going forward.
Speaker 4: Give me the contract.
Speaker 1: I'll sign it right now.
Speaker 4: I'll sign it right now.
Speaker 2: Because you know what, guys, this is us. This is
Speaker 2: who we really are on the inside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, our normal personas that we show to the world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: every day, that's that's an act. That's just a good bye,
Speaker 1: make ends meet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is who we are on the inside. I mean,
Speaker 2: I've always been the corn dogg or it just I
Speaker 2: had to be baptized by fire. I had to be
Speaker 2: forged and re forged in order to finally assume.
Speaker 1: You had to learn who.
Speaker 4: You truly are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, through through trials and tribulations, you know,
Speaker 1: you had to have life knocking down a peg or
Speaker 1: two every now and then you had to get up
Speaker 1: and just keep moving forward and swinging your hips side
Speaker 1: to side, walking people trailing behind you, Armies, legions and
Speaker 1: followers of the corn the hot Dog Nation. You know,
Speaker 1: you know, the stars in their eyes saying, that's our
Speaker 1: champion and I'm his people.
Speaker 2: I just hope that they accept their new champion both sides,
Speaker 2: because you know, it's like they're fighting one second and then.
Speaker 1: The eggs didn't.
Speaker 2: Well, nobody cares about the egg man.
Speaker 1: I only care when they're sitting right there in the
Speaker 1: chair and they're participating in our conversation. Yeah, if they're
Speaker 1: not in the room, they could just they can buzz off.
Speaker 2: They can buzz the frick off, dude. You know what
Speaker 2: they can do. They can shuck off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, man, they can unless unless there was,
Speaker 1: you know, a representative sitting right there, then we could have.
Speaker 2: And they never show up. It's like they don't care
Speaker 2: about what we're doing here. They don't want to show up.
Speaker 1: Clearly don't care to save their people.
Speaker 2: They don't and that's why they all got steamrolled and
Speaker 2: their history.
Speaker 4: They got soft boiled.
Speaker 2: They got hard boiled, they got soft boiled, they.
Speaker 1: Got they got boiled a hot dog water.
Speaker 2: And guess what that you know, how like they'll put
Speaker 2: like heads on a spike, Well, it's eggs on a
Speaker 2: corn stick. That's on a corn dog corn That's what's
Speaker 2: littering the outside of our walls in our castle, the
Speaker 2: corn dog castle.
Speaker 4: Rotten bulled eggs too.
Speaker 1: They smells terrible in there.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure it does. It's to fend off anybody
Speaker 2: who thinks that they could step to the corn dog king.
Speaker 1: Bold eggs stink, but corn don't stink.
Speaker 2: That's the corn dog. It's the corn dog Kingdom, right,
Speaker 2: the corn dog Kingdom. It's not the corn dog Alliance.
Speaker 2: Bro bigger than that.
Speaker 1: It was just some some some individual that's a part
Speaker 1: of this kingdom claimed it was an alliance. And technically
Speaker 1: there is truth in that.
Speaker 2: It is an alliance. It is all but I just try.
Speaker 2: We're beyond the alliance, and we've been birthed again anew
Speaker 2: and we're solid in the fact that we're a kingdom.
Speaker 4: This is a monarchy.
Speaker 2: This is a monarchy and I am your monarch. It's
Speaker 2: me the corn dog King.
Speaker 1: I mean you are wearing the corn crown on.
Speaker 2: The corn dogger. Yeah, the corn crown. Can you imagine
Speaker 2: how powerful it would be if you were that? You
Speaker 2: want to try it on? I do? Actually, let's see.
Speaker 5: Wait let me okay.
Speaker 2: Can I get a little fanfare please, I'm.
Speaker 1: Just to be like I can feel power coursing through
Speaker 1: my kernels. Oh yes, this.
Speaker 2: Dude, dude, I'm not even gonna lie you. You are
Speaker 2: incredibly powerful right now.
Speaker 1: Well, I I can feel it here. Let me get
Speaker 1: you a substitute though, so you're not necessarily bald.
Speaker 2: You can take I get him something.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I know exactly what it is he needs.
Speaker 1: It's in that cardboard box up there. Oh yeah, man.
Speaker 2: I just wanted you to see yourself.
Speaker 1: Let me see dang man, this looks so good.
Speaker 2: You look incredible, honestly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that that works too.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was going for something else, but that's even better.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And now we both have crowns to wear.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude.
Speaker 2: But no part of me is corn and you have
Speaker 2: triple corn.
Speaker 1: Oh well I can fix that. I can fix that here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just sat on the freaking arm of my
Speaker 2: chair and it hurt my leg.
Speaker 1: Oh perfect, Yeah yeah, you just put the crown right
Speaker 1: on top of that bad boy and we're not even
Speaker 1: gonna explain the Shrek ears to anybody. On your head. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I see how good that looks.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I feel amazing. See now I'm complete
Speaker 2: because I can't be just all dog and no bite.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah baby, this is the this is corn Dog
Speaker 2: or V two.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, I could just take pictures of this
Speaker 1: all night.
Speaker 2: You know. You know how kings will have like different
Speaker 2: outfits based on the type of event that.
Speaker 1: They're doing there visiting, right, It's is like this is
Speaker 1: like this is probably like the party. Look, yeah, I
Speaker 1: was thinking formal, but this is formal and I thought
Speaker 1: that was formal. Now you're right, you're you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. That's very regal. That's like casual for sure.
Speaker 2: This is like like you know, like summertime, summer bash,
Speaker 2: like corn King, corn Dogger summer bash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: In the Jersey Shore. This is what the corn Dogger
Speaker 2: would wear on the Jersey Shore Atlantic Beat with the family,
Speaker 2: with the family, the corn Dog family. Yes, the corn dog.
Speaker 1: And we have someone in the studio with us.
Speaker 2: Today we're having guests like we did on episode one hundred.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and today we are visited by our talented
Speaker 1: yet kind of strange and very stand office young friend Timothy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, our talented and sometimes a bit timid, talented
Speaker 2: timid Timosy.
Speaker 1: Hello, Timosey. It's guy. How are you today?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: I'm all right good.
Speaker 2: You know what, man, you know what I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: for all time sake? What I might get a little
Speaker 2: Zenny with it.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, this is a big deal. This is yeah,
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I haven't had a z You can't have those around me.
Speaker 1: We are not sponsored by Zen.
Speaker 2: Just uh huh, don't do it. I haven't had many, many,
Speaker 2: many months. So I just wanted to be festive. And
Speaker 2: you know, back in episode one hundred, I was I
Speaker 2: was double triple Zen in them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: So I just wanted a little throwback.
Speaker 4: I went to a gas station today and that had
Speaker 4: cans from Europe that were like twelve strength. I was like, no,
Speaker 4: thanks Zen.
Speaker 1: Yes, my European ones, Oh my god, they all had like.
Speaker 2: I saw that it was a three, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I might actually could handle that. Yeah. Well, see, I've
Speaker 2: been trying to phase out lately, phase out entirely.
Speaker 1: Maybe not entirely, just like really dial it back.
Speaker 2: Yeah. See that's pretty much what I did. I like,
Speaker 2: I don't like never have nicotine, but I don't. I
Speaker 2: try not to buy it anymore. Yeah, and just bum
Speaker 2: off of everybody else, because when I buy it, I
Speaker 2: go crazy, I go out of control, and I'll just
Speaker 2: like NonStop, you know whatever.
Speaker 1: So what's up with you, Timothy?
Speaker 5: Hey, Timosey, dude, I'm trapped in a room with these guys,
Speaker 5: and we'll stop talking about corn and shit.
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you're a buzzkill buzz cute wor.
Speaker 1: Someone stuck an egg in your back pocket and made
Speaker 1: you sit on it.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe how fucking incredible you look right now.
Speaker 2: It is same to you, man, It is unbelievable. Like
Speaker 2: with the corn cape and the corn mask and the
Speaker 2: corn crown, it is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: It is. It feels unbelievable.
Speaker 2: You look like a superhero. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Every time I see a picture of myself like this,
Speaker 1: which has only been in the past couple of minutes,
Speaker 1: I get a big rush of excitement and energy.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest, man, I would read cover to cover
Speaker 2: every comic book with this character in it, same like,
Speaker 2: I really truly would. Yeah, I want to know a
Speaker 2: little bit about like your origin. I was born in
Speaker 2: a field like most corn.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, yes, okay, I'm tracking a pretty a pretty
Speaker 1: generic birth, coming straight off of corn stalk. But the
Speaker 1: difference is.
Speaker 2: And you were born here in North Carolina. A lot
Speaker 2: of corn here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but we like to call it North corn Alina.
Speaker 1: But it was an interesting day because my stalk of
Speaker 1: corn that I hailed from was actually perfectly planted in
Speaker 1: the Governor's yard hence the governor, Yes, the governor of
Speaker 1: North corn Alina, hence my royalty. So from birth.
Speaker 2: Aow you were you were? Yeah, you were a royal
Speaker 2: from birth.
Speaker 1: My stalk grew in the Governor of North coron Alina's.
Speaker 2: Yard and Cornelius Cornelius Cornelius.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you plucked it right off. My that's a great guess,
Speaker 1: my husk man, you just knew.
Speaker 2: Exactly Cornelius Cornsworth.
Speaker 4: Yes, I knew it. Yeah, I mean North Cornerlina his.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he is a famous guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, from about thirty years ago. But yeah, man, and
Speaker 1: life is life. Life just boiled me down and you know,
Speaker 1: all grilled me up, and yeah, butter me buddy, right
Speaker 1: on the spit man. And I just I learned at
Speaker 1: a young part of my vegetation cycle that I had
Speaker 1: to toughen up and embrace my outer shell and just
Speaker 1: let life just ooze right on down my body like butter.
Speaker 1: And I could do. I could do great things, especially
Speaker 1: you know, being salt of the earth and letting a
Speaker 1: little salt run down my shell. But right I realized
Speaker 1: that I had a lot to offer to people. So
Speaker 1: I started campaigning to become king of the corn husks.
Speaker 1: And I have probably fifty different wives from fifty different
Speaker 1: corn pastors whoa and have probably between all of them,
Speaker 1: about thirty eight million individual current cornls that I have fertilized. Wow,
Speaker 1: have gone on to be popped in movie theaters for
Speaker 1: children to eat while they enjoy films.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's kind of Macapa.
Speaker 4: I've nourished a lot of people.
Speaker 2: That's kind of Maca.
Speaker 4: I've nourished a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Is there an emotional attachment to those millions of children
Speaker 2: being devoured by humans?
Speaker 1: All I can say is they better taste good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, otherwise they'll embarrassing. Yeah, you can't have that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sweet corn. You are, I'm a sweet corn.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, you've been busy. You've had a busy life, very busy.
Speaker 2: Fertilized millions of corn kernels, so you must have been
Speaker 2: around fed.
Speaker 1: I've fed thousands of children as they you know, in
Speaker 1: movie theaters because they have a deal.
Speaker 2: With Wait, so then you are your breed of corn
Speaker 2: is popcorn?
Speaker 1: No, No, we're sweetcorn.
Speaker 4: I just they pop all my kids.
Speaker 2: I thought that I thought that popcorn was like a different.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't know about corn. Okay, you're new to this.
Speaker 2: Okay, hang on, man, I'm trying to learn.
Speaker 1: Start getting sensitive talking about you.
Speaker 2: I didn't know it was a sensitive time. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Okay, you need to navigate this with a little nuance.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what. Forgive me. Forgive me. So, how
Speaker 2: old are you?
Speaker 1: About thirty? Okay, about thirty.
Speaker 2: That's marvelous that an ear of corn such as yourself
Speaker 2: has lived thirty long years on.
Speaker 1: It takes a few months for the stalk to grow.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just a couple of busy summers meeting
Speaker 1: all my all, my friends. That's millions of colonels meeting
Speaker 1: all your friends. Yeah, I'm talking colonels, the individual colonels.
Speaker 2: There are millions of cos they're each an individual life.
Speaker 1: Those are the kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you have kids all over your face right now.
Speaker 2: I'm me okay, okay, yeah, forgive me. If any of
Speaker 2: this is ignorant, it's just I don't know. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm new, I'm new, I was. I was just sprung
Speaker 2: forth very recently this past Sunday. Yeah, there was a
Speaker 2: great battle and from the dust I rose, and you remained,
Speaker 2: and he who will no longer be named was slain.
Speaker 1: The hot Dog. Hey man, Well, it's just so they
Speaker 1: could know the accurate history.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to just this one time.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to censor history. They do have a
Speaker 4: right to know.
Speaker 2: You're right, You're right, yeah, the hot dogger Man. You know,
Speaker 2: it's almost a little bit of a shame because it's
Speaker 2: like he really did have some good qualities to him.
Speaker 1: M Yeah, if you mean like constantly smelling like you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna let I'm gonna let no speak,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let barking dogs lie.
Speaker 2: I think, so you're gonna let barking dogs lie sleep
Speaker 2: saying Alex sleeping dogs lie. Yeah, that's right, sleeping dogs
Speaker 2: lie And he's sleeping with the fishes.
Speaker 1: He's sleeping, that's right. I don't I don't want to
Speaker 1: be talking trash about a dead foe. And you know what,
Speaker 1: we made peace in the end, and we settled for
Speaker 1: a lump some and yeah, and it's all recorded in
Speaker 1: the annals of Green Boys history.
Speaker 2: Yeah. He had a legacy, you know he did. And
Speaker 2: I want to honor his legacy going forward. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't want to snuff it from the history books, right.
Speaker 2: I want to at least carry a piece of him,
Speaker 2: you know, a little a little vienna if you will.
Speaker 1: His story should should be told. And you know what,
Speaker 1: if we're going to be real here, shout out to
Speaker 1: our discord mods Corey and Daniel and Blake for really
Speaker 1: curating such an amazing experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and wouldn't the Hot dogger never would have been
Speaker 2: sprung forth if it weren't for those incredible people over there.
Speaker 1: That's right. And you know, I just have to give
Speaker 1: love where love's do. And you know, the hot Dog
Speaker 1: or this amazing being who I've grappled with time and
Speaker 1: time again, and countless battles.
Speaker 2: Its one. It was just one battle.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm sorry, you're being oppositional.
Speaker 2: No, you're right, you're right, You're you're This is like
Speaker 2: when like a new a new kingdom takes over, a
Speaker 2: new regime takes over, and they start rewriting the history books,
Speaker 2: and there's one guy like, hey, that didn't and you're like,
Speaker 2: fall in line, fall in line, this is what happened.
Speaker 2: You're gaslighting me. But you guys together, we're going to
Speaker 2: gas like the world. Yes, yeah, okay, I'm with it. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm with it.
Speaker 4: They need to know how it happened. In my perspective.
Speaker 2: The victor shall tell the exactly exactly to the victor,
Speaker 2: to the victor, to the victor, the spoils, Yeah, to
Speaker 2: the victor, go the spoils.
Speaker 1: And here I am so thanks to our amazing Discord
Speaker 1: mods for curating an amazing environment and our discord where
Speaker 1: you know, we can sit back and enjoy the spoils
Speaker 1: at victory, knowing that we have such amazing Alex.
Speaker 2: Has dying over there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Alex looks like egg on buttered toast
Speaker 1: on some on some.
Speaker 2: Real on, some real ship. H we have. We have
Speaker 2: done some pretty amazing things the last hundred episodes, and
Speaker 2: like I one of the biggest standout things for me
Speaker 2: was the hot sauce. Really, dude, you don't understand. We
Speaker 2: gotta upload that as a clip. That has to be
Speaker 2: We gotta get on our clip game. We need to
Speaker 2: get some clips out there. But I want everyone, not
Speaker 2: just the people who are subscribed to Green Boys. I
Speaker 2: want to see that. Everyone to see me in immense pain.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they should see that, guys.
Speaker 1: It's like that was one of the best things we've
Speaker 1: recorded for sure I ever, and it needs to be seen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, like I probably less than one
Speaker 2: hundred people have seen it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I showed my siblings that the weekend of Azoea Festival,
Speaker 1: like one of the nights after the festival, we got
Speaker 1: back and we stayed up a little. I showed them
Speaker 1: that and they were just crying, laughing, and they were like,
Speaker 1: what the hell are y'all doing Cause they don't watch
Speaker 1: Green Boys. Yeah, they're not like subscribe to the ten
Speaker 1: dollars two.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I showed them out on the TV and they were
Speaker 4: just like, this is ridiculous, bro.
Speaker 2: I showed all my coworkers at work and they were
Speaker 2: like using their minds. It was so funny. We have
Speaker 2: a game that we play on Green Boys called Hot
Speaker 2: Hellish Doom Hot Hellish Doom, where.
Speaker 1: Games in hiatus.
Speaker 2: The game well for now it's coming back. Yeah, break, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's gonna come back. But it's like a trivia game
Speaker 2: and one of us we rotate. One of us will host,
Speaker 2: and we get to pick the topic and the other
Speaker 2: two have to answer questions that are based on that topic,
Speaker 2: and if you get the questions wrong, you gotta eat crazy, crazy,
Speaker 2: crazy hot sauce. And the last one that we did,
Speaker 2: I went to this event in Durham, North Carolina and
Speaker 2: bought this local hot sauce. I bought four bottles I
Speaker 2: think oft of like increasingly three or four something of
Speaker 2: increasingly spicy sauce. I basically went over to their booth
Speaker 2: and I was like, Oh, they had like a plaque
Speaker 2: there that they had won an award. They were in
Speaker 2: like a statewide competition and they had won an award
Speaker 2: and for hot sauce. And I was just like, give
Speaker 2: me the four spiciest, the four hottest, and they looked
Speaker 2: at me funny for a second, like, is this is this?
Speaker 2: Do for real? Is it? And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: give me the four spiciest ones. I they're in person.
Speaker 2: I tried like the third or fourth spiciest one, and
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, yep, that'll do it. Yep.
Speaker 2: And the spiciest one was Carolina Reaper, and.
Speaker 4: Boy, oh boy, it was brutal.
Speaker 2: It was like, basically, if you want to see me
Speaker 2: literally screaming and streaming fluid from my face for ten
Speaker 2: minutes straight, watch Green Boys.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.
Speaker 4: It was very shocking. I mean, it was by far
Speaker 4: the hottest thing I've ever eaten, by a multiple.
Speaker 2: It was nuts.
Speaker 4: I didn't know what to do with my mouth.
Speaker 1: That was all all of the like presence of mind
Speaker 1: to be entertaining and present for recording something disappeared and
Speaker 1: I was just.
Speaker 2: Like this, oh dude, this is really hot. But that
Speaker 2: was a big But I love doing stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I love doing stuff where yeah, sure, in the moment,
Speaker 2: I might be in hell, I might be like dying
Speaker 2: in hell, you know whatever, burning alive, but it made it.
Speaker 2: It's hilarious. It's great content. And now I can look
Speaker 2: back at that whenever I want and just be like, look,
Speaker 2: how fucking stupid. I was like, and it was great.
Speaker 2: It was hilarious. So that was a big highlight for me.
Speaker 2: You know, It's like a fun, out of the box,
Speaker 2: weird thing that I always imagined Green Boys being just
Speaker 2: fully just pure chaos, like over the top, and that
Speaker 2: was like one of the.
Speaker 1: Was there's a moment that I can't stop thinking about
Speaker 1: with a spicy no, no, no, just in Green Boys in general.
Speaker 1: What the moment where we were Remember we were doing
Speaker 1: the one about the surfing competition. Yeah, it's like, oh crap,
Speaker 1: we weren't recording. I can't stop thinking about that one
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 4: Which one when when it was you were like and
Speaker 4: then your left arms the second time I messed up
Speaker 4: the second time yeah yeah, and then but this time
Speaker 4: we didn't air it, and yeah, that was insane.
Speaker 2: We recorded an entire Green Boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like thirty five minutes and you were like,
Speaker 1: did not get aired? You like, and then your left
Speaker 1: arm gets been off by a shark and I was like,
Speaker 1: thank god, no, I won't feel like a stranger. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just lost it for like five minutes. Y'all just
Speaker 1: could not recover. Oh dude, I can't stop thinking about
Speaker 1: that moment, even though it uh was suppressed in the
Speaker 1: anmals of time.
Speaker 2: Because you know, the truth of it is like Ryan
Speaker 2: and I, you know, we've been friends for a very
Speaker 2: long time and then as.
Speaker 1: Long as almost twenty years.
Speaker 2: Dude is crazy. We've been friends for such a long time,
Speaker 2: and I'm happy for that. I'm glad. I'm happy to
Speaker 2: have both of you as my close, beautiful, wonderful friends.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to have both of you as my close, beautiful,
Speaker 1: wonderful friends too.
Speaker 2: Alex, what's up anything? I just was giving you.
Speaker 1: If we know anything about Alex, he has this often white,
Speaker 1: hard external show by appearances but reality and yeah, just
Speaker 1: you just gotta give him some space. And but anyway,
Speaker 1: like he'll crack that shell and that yeah all over you.
Speaker 2: Right, And I hope he does. But I I just
Speaker 2: was saying, like, you know, Ryan and I since we met,
Speaker 2: have this is this is what we do. This is
Speaker 2: like we are, We're fucking idiots. We're celebrating our favorite thing,
Speaker 2: our favorite thing since we were kids, our favorite thing
Speaker 2: to do. We hung out so much because we would
Speaker 2: just act like complete idiots together and like die laughing
Speaker 2: for hours and then in our non work time when
Speaker 2: we're not working on the show. That's what we do
Speaker 2: with Alex too. We just goof off and we're stupid
Speaker 2: and we have fun. And that's we had to have
Speaker 2: an outlet. Oh, we had to have an outlet for
Speaker 2: that energy. The show, the main show. This show, we
Speaker 2: like to normally keep it on the rails and like
Speaker 2: you know, we have a specific goal and objective that
Speaker 2: we want to hit with the show.
Speaker 1: But we oh, yeah, obviously, because this is two hundred,
Speaker 1: there's no there's no.
Speaker 2: Rules, there's no plot. Yeah, Green the Green Boys is
Speaker 2: bleeding in for this one episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for this one episode.
Speaker 2: It was always going to happen. We always were going
Speaker 2: to make some kind of this type of content together.
Speaker 2: And uh, it trusts me. If you think that this
Speaker 2: is weird and crazy, watch Green Boys.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is relaxed, This is chill.
Speaker 2: This is chill. Compared to Green Boys. The vibe on
Speaker 2: Green Boys is like pure chaos insanity. But I'm proud
Speaker 2: that we that we did that and that we're doing that,
Speaker 2: and I have so much.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy. Also, last night we recorded episode
Speaker 1: ninety eight Full Disclosure. Wow, almost two years of that Wow.
Speaker 1: I mean, in reality, it's been more than two years,
Speaker 1: because every now and we'll skip one here and there,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm traveling to Europe or something like that. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been two years of that, almost one hundred episodes.
Speaker 1: Tonight will be episode ninety nine, more recording.
Speaker 2: It's just really cool. Like the the more that we
Speaker 2: do with this show and the longer that we do it,
Speaker 2: we have more freedom to do more. Yeah, and to
Speaker 2: you know, hit these big milestones, these major milestones, and
Speaker 2: like I'm excited to keep doing it and keep building.
Speaker 2: We're like building this ecosystem. Oh yeah, this this Bledsoe said,
Speaker 2: so ecosystem and it's cool and I'm proud of it.
Speaker 4: What's up?
Speaker 2: Well, you gotta say, Alex, just spit it the frick out, dude.
Speaker 1: Fifty two episodes in here?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Huh oh?
Speaker 1: In this studio, this title is the green Room.
Speaker 2: Wait, the first year. That means we've been in this
Speaker 2: studio for a year.
Speaker 1: This is published. Maybe I think that's true because even
Speaker 1: though I moved here in May, we rushed this room
Speaker 1: to be done first.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess May isn't.
Speaker 2: Like y'all were literally like still building that like working
Speaker 2: on the finished this from first so we could start. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've been in the studio a year.
Speaker 2: This is like exactly a year, fifty two fifty two weeks.
Speaker 2: Holy cow, that's crazy, green room.
Speaker 1: Pretty green.
Speaker 2: Boy.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy too, I've lost my crown shutting down.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no, no no no, I'll get it.
Speaker 1: I can't function.
Speaker 2: He help me, okay, you know what, hang on? Mix
Speaker 2: it up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, mix it up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you got to see.
Speaker 1: That now, help may.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: That was awesome too.
Speaker 2: That was awesome too. You know what it is, bro,
Speaker 2: It's that mask. That mask is legendary. That mask is legendary. Bro.
Speaker 1: What do you see yourself? Oh yeah, I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: a message into the discord right now while we're recording.
Speaker 2: Yes, big shout out to everybody in the Discord, everybody
Speaker 2: who is subscribed over at our Patreon. We love you
Speaker 2: so much. But also just our viewer, our viewers, if
Speaker 2: you listen to the show, if you watch the show
Speaker 2: in any capacity whatsoever, we can't thank you enough from
Speaker 2: the bottom of our hearts. You are the reason that
Speaker 2: we can dress up like idiots for two hundred episodes
Speaker 2: and be our true selves to.
Speaker 1: My corn flag fly.
Speaker 2: Let your corn flag fly, Dude, let your corn flag.
Speaker 1: I was just about to say, before I drop my
Speaker 1: by crown that, uh, how long has this Green Boys been? Like,
Speaker 1: not the show but the the We've been calling ourselves
Speaker 1: that for like long time years, like three almost four years.
Speaker 4: There's a group chat somewhere.
Speaker 1: I think you're right, it's wild between us three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like those first hundred episodes there were moments
Speaker 2: where it was like, oh my god, is this real?
Speaker 2: Are we really doing this? And then this one hundred
Speaker 2: episodes has been even crazier, like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: It used to is insane.
Speaker 2: Oh bro, I mean yeah, I've literally met like one
Speaker 2: of my lifetime personal heroes on the show and I'm
Speaker 2: friends with him now. Shout out Cam.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, shout out Cam. What one of the greatest peachres.
Speaker 2: Yeah him too. I mean yeah, of course I've always
Speaker 2: been inspired by the corn King. Hey little known fact
Speaker 2: maybe to well, go ahead, but spill the corn.
Speaker 1: The corn King is a corn pretty old character that
Speaker 1: we used to interact with, even like back when.
Speaker 4: We were in college before that. The corn King is
Speaker 4: somebody that I've always high school bro been in a
Speaker 4: relationship with Yeah, in some form of I've seen experience.
Speaker 2: You know. I guess the corn King really is about
Speaker 2: thirty years old. Yeah, because I'm.
Speaker 1: Alreaty one, to be precise, about to be thirty two
Speaker 1: this August seventh, and it's.
Speaker 2: Dude and the corn King. This is maybe even less known,
Speaker 2: but I think there's videos out there. Uh, but the
Speaker 2: corn King used to have a musical.
Speaker 4: Career, Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 2: And he had a little sidekick too, that a little
Speaker 2: guitar player that looked a lot like.
Speaker 4: That was actually a different one, looked a lot like me.
Speaker 4: That was that was the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: Oh right, if you forgot about that one, didn't you.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't forget. I'd never forget about the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: No, And then for a while you wrapped it.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes he did, dude. I mean the corn King
Speaker 2: honestly and the Bachelor are kind of one and the same.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've always been doing goofy shit always.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just would never forget the nights where we'd all
Speaker 1: be up to like three am and my mom was
Speaker 1: in the living room like baking us blueberry. I say
Speaker 1: living room because my kitchen and living room or one room.
Speaker 1: But my mom was up in there baking us like
Speaker 1: blueberry cobblers, and we'd be standing up just playing crooked Monopoly.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, remember that.
Speaker 1: You would have criminal operations we used under the table.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh my god, Me and you would be passing
Speaker 2: each other money. Whichever one of us would be sitting
Speaker 2: closest to the bank would rob the bank and money
Speaker 2: around under the table.
Speaker 1: We would play crooked Monopoly, but it was like not
Speaker 1: everybody was in on it. It was like just us man,
Speaker 1: and we'd be having stacks of Monopoly cash like under
Speaker 1: the table.
Speaker 2: Wait, what game was it? There used to be a
Speaker 2: card game that we would play where it was like
Speaker 2: the number of cars. Oh dude, bro, when we used
Speaker 2: to play Cards against Humanity. Remember we used to play
Speaker 2: Cards against Humanity and like everybody will get like seven,
Speaker 2: seven or eight cards or something like that that you
Speaker 2: can respond to the pro and like, Bro, halfway through
Speaker 2: the game, I'd look over it.
Speaker 1: He would have fifty cards in his hand.
Speaker 2: He'd literally be under the table with a stack this
Speaker 2: big of cards, just going through it.
Speaker 1: For me, it was a game within a game, like
Speaker 1: how many can I get before they notice.
Speaker 2: Exactly, you know what I mean exactly. And the characters
Speaker 2: there's always been characters. Yeah, it's always Dark Crusader.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I mean, how can we forget Even at
Speaker 1: high school we were making YouTube videos.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh, I'd never forget it. It's we've always
Speaker 2: done this, We've always done this, and now Green Boys
Speaker 2: is are our outlet to do this.
Speaker 1: Well all of it, I mean really all of it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, but yes, I ask Green Boys all of it.
Speaker 2: There was a night where we had.
Speaker 1: It's just more complete with green We had probably.
Speaker 2: Ten or twelve of us over at your house playing Monopoly,
Speaker 2: and the Dark Crusader made an appearance, and then a
Speaker 2: challenger arose. Do you remember that night?
Speaker 1: Es?
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're playing Monopoly with like probably ten or
Speaker 2: twelve people at Ryan's house and the Dark Cruise was
Speaker 2: a character that was a ninja that used to come
Speaker 2: around and terrorize people.
Speaker 4: He was a vigilante more or less.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody would be hanging out somewhere and then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, a paper throwing star would just get
Speaker 2: thrown into the middle of the room and you'd look
Speaker 2: and there's a shadow running away.
Speaker 1: In the ninth grade, I learned how to make origami
Speaker 1: ninja stars. You would just make I would dack them up, dude,
Speaker 1: I would. I would keep them stacked too, to where
Speaker 1: if I was in a situation where I could like
Speaker 1: throw one and lose it, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: and people will be over and I would just then
Speaker 1: just star fly across. I got pretty good at throwing.
Speaker 2: Them too, and he would disappear into the dark. And
Speaker 2: so one night we're playing.
Speaker 1: I would wear black from head to toe. I also
Speaker 1: I also watched a YouTube video on how to make
Speaker 1: like a ninja headband out of with a shirt. So
Speaker 1: I would take like a dark black T shirt and
Speaker 1: I would turn it into an The only thing visible
Speaker 1: on my entire body was my eyes, and I'd be
Speaker 1: like wearing black tennis shoes, dark black pants. Actually, uh,
Speaker 1: my cousin was married to a cat in the army
Speaker 1: at the time, and he would give us like excess
Speaker 1: like army training gear. So it's actually like it was
Speaker 1: actually like elastic black army training gear what I was wearing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he had he was terrorizing us. So I
Speaker 2: would for months, I.
Speaker 4: Would keep a stack of those OREGONI ninjastars in my pocket.
Speaker 2: Every time we'd get together.
Speaker 1: You'd be sitting there just.
Speaker 2: Because there'd be so many people over that we would
Speaker 2: all just be talking and Ryan could disappear without anyone noticing,
Speaker 2: and then suddenly there's Ninja stars flying through the room.
Speaker 2: This went on for months and months and months. Windows Yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: he would literally And one time we're playing Monopoly and
Speaker 2: here come the Ninja Stars. And I decided that somebody
Speaker 2: finally needed to stand up to the Dark Crusader. And
Speaker 2: so while it was raining outside for probably an hour
Speaker 2: and a half, I hunted the Dark Crusader. We hunted
Speaker 2: each other. We were hunting each other and chasing each
Speaker 2: other in the park in the rain.
Speaker 1: The I mean everybody was like egging it on though,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely, they all thought it was hilarious. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we were probably like eighteen nineteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I just remember that night the rain. I
Speaker 2: remember hiding in a bush waiting to see you come by, dude.
Speaker 4: Emily would bring her friends over and the Dark Crusader
Speaker 4: would appear.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like just just oh bro.
Speaker 2: The Dark Crusader would write notes and pass them under
Speaker 2: the door and then run away. Cryptic dark notes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would go around the house and unlock all
Speaker 1: the windows. Yeah, so, I mean it was all a
Speaker 1: one story house, so I would make sure all the
Speaker 1: windows were unlocked, and then I would like enter and
Speaker 1: exit the house through the windows, so everybody'd be like,
Speaker 1: where did he go? I was like running around the
Speaker 1: outside of the house. I'd like crawl in, you know,
Speaker 1: in my closet, sneak down the hallway, then just star
Speaker 1: the people in there and everyone's freaking out, and then
Speaker 1: I would run back and jump out the window, go
Speaker 1: all the way around the house, come in the other side.
Speaker 1: There was some serious splinter cell shit.
Speaker 2: It was serious, dude, It was serious. It's good times,
Speaker 2: absolutely good time.
Speaker 4: We sit in the chair and we record a show
Speaker 4: for a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Who let us do this? Who let us? Who let
Speaker 2: us do this?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm proud of us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's been crazy. It definitely feels like a
Speaker 1: milestone with the two hundred thing, and I feel like
Speaker 1: it's only up from here and it's just gonna get
Speaker 1: crazier and keep increasing. A part of me, a small
Speaker 1: part of me, laughs, looking at how we are today
Speaker 1: and being like how have we done all these things
Speaker 1: that we've done and then get away with shit like this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because because there is none of the other stuff
Speaker 2: without this.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's the truth, is that this is just as much
Speaker 2: a part of us as everything else that you see
Speaker 2: on the show. And now we get we're just getting
Speaker 2: more comfortable as time passes with letting our true color show.
Speaker 1: Oh man, just being idiot.
Speaker 2: And I'm glad that you're all along for the yeah
Speaker 2: two episodes.
Speaker 1: There's no better feeling than than just like completely disorienting
Speaker 1: a person. Oh it's not in a mean way, but
Speaker 1: in just like a dude, like what the fuck are
Speaker 1: you wearing.
Speaker 2: I've discovered very early on in our friendship that there's
Speaker 2: little in this life more important than to Ryan than
Speaker 2: shocking people. That's like your that's your m O.
Speaker 4: They call me the Shocker.
Speaker 2: You look like the Shocker right now, the Shocker from
Speaker 2: spider Man.
Speaker 1: Spider Man, I was the green Goblin. Now I'm the Shocker.
Speaker 1: You look like alex Is Mary Jane Community turn upside
Speaker 1: down for me. Baby. That's kissing the rain? No? Oh no,
Speaker 1: you have Shrek ears? Is that a knitted Shrek helmet?
Speaker 1: Or are you just happy to see me, said helmet?
Speaker 1: Did I say helmet? It is a helmet, man, there's
Speaker 1: some ship you wear on your head, a helmet. I
Speaker 1: can juggle in this balloon like a superhero. Coin King
Speaker 1: has dexterity, an agility, super strength.
Speaker 2: Alex is shook right now. I can tell he's so disoriented.
Speaker 2: We're doing it.
Speaker 1: He's happy to be in our presence. We're doing You
Speaker 1: can say that I could see that shell melting away
Speaker 1: in that gooey interior. Start, yeah, what you up?
Speaker 2: And release? What do you have to say, Alex about
Speaker 2: the last one hundred episodes.
Speaker 4: It's been a ride, that's for sure. Show your good
Speaker 4: to me, Alex?
Speaker 2: What did you say?
Speaker 1: Why did you just his egg like interior?
Speaker 2: The soft?
Speaker 1: I said, show you're good to me. Show show your
Speaker 1: soft nature.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: But let the shell dissolve and let's both just that's
Speaker 1: zip our hands into his guey interior.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you said it as one word, show
Speaker 2: you're good to me. Release steel the rain on your skin.
Speaker 1: No one else can feel it for you, only you
Speaker 1: can let it in to me.
Speaker 2: Hashtag show you're good to me. That's it. Everybody listens
Speaker 2: to this episode, use the hashtag show You're good to me?
Speaker 1: People are like, why don't you talk more?
Speaker 5: And I think that last thirty forty five seconds is
Speaker 5: a perfect example of it's not that I don't talk more.
Speaker 5: It's almost said, I can't talk more. Why?
Speaker 2: Yeah, why, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know what you mean? You don't ask me a question.
Speaker 1: And then y'all both just ran over me like show
Speaker 1: You're good to me, Show You're good to me.
Speaker 5: Like there's nothing I can say now that would be funny,
Speaker 5: like you, I mean, I can't there's nothing at this
Speaker 5: point that.
Speaker 1: On the other side of this desk, we.
Speaker 3: Went like so like genuine and heartfelt with the one
Speaker 3: hundred with episode one, it was so momentous and like
Speaker 3: genuine and heartfelt, and the episode two hundred is show
Speaker 3: your groo to me.
Speaker 5: I was preparing for that her heartfelt. So I come
Speaker 5: up here, I dress up the studio, I turn the
Speaker 5: lights on, I get seated, I get prepared for a
Speaker 5: pour your heart out episode one hundred do over.
Speaker 1: And then I met done before and then I met
Speaker 1: with so as you can imagine, I'm.
Speaker 2: A little no dude, no dude. It's a plate with
Speaker 2: meat and cheese. It's called to show your gutai board. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: had bre precudo goo.
Speaker 5: If there's anybody in here that's a master, master of
Speaker 5: what charcuterie board?
Speaker 2: You're a master?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Really? I don't know. I fancy myself kind of a
Speaker 2: master of a charcuterie board too, but only because of
Speaker 2: my lovely wife. She is the real master. I'm her apprentice.
Speaker 2: She's a master of a charcooter. She can throw together
Speaker 2: a freaking bang and charcuterie board. Dude, we like to
Speaker 2: do the freaking goat cheese with honey and walnuts. Whoo boy.
Speaker 2: Last time we had some friends over a couple of
Speaker 2: weekends ago friends and then perfect where we go? What food? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right, we did. We have entire characters that are
Speaker 2: based on food.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, but you're not talking about food.
Speaker 1: Yeah we are, Yeah, we are. They've become characters.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, point, maybe that's your real champion, then, Alex,
Speaker 2: what charcoterie? Lad?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not going to abandon my egg people like
Speaker 4: that that they're dead.
Speaker 1: You already have abandoned them, you have. They're very much alive.
Speaker 4: They're small, we're strong, and you know, we're a quiet nation.
Speaker 2: Bro, they got egg rolled.
Speaker 1: Sounds like the egg Nation's chicken.
Speaker 5: Oh, they came first and we are the second iteration.
Speaker 1: Hmm, sounds like the jacking chickens. Excuse me, you can
Speaker 1: pour your heart out, man, I don't want to take
Speaker 1: that from you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1: I mean it's been, you know, a wonderful ride. This
Speaker 1: is the last hundred.
Speaker 2: Do you have any highlights?
Speaker 1: I was just looking through the episode less to see
Speaker 1: if I did have highlights.
Speaker 2: What were some banger what were some big highlights for you?
Speaker 5: The Monroe series, the whole Moreau relationship, nic that throne
Speaker 5: in the last hundred episodes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, flourished.
Speaker 1: Big shout out to the Monroe Institute.
Speaker 2: Big shout out.
Speaker 4: I'll be going there in two days.
Speaker 2: Also, the sky watches in the last one hundred episodes.
Speaker 2: That's one of the things that's really popped off. We've
Speaker 2: had like momentous SkyWatch occasions.
Speaker 1: I think in total, we've skywatched personally with almost a
Speaker 1: thousand people.
Speaker 2: It's awesome, dude. That's always been a dream of yours
Speaker 2: and your families. Yeah, but like a literal dream, yes,
Speaker 2: an actual literal dreams.
Speaker 4: Like I would dream at night about this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, still do.
Speaker 4: I think you should know that I've thought about it
Speaker 4: a little bit and have not got sidetracked by these
Speaker 4: food related egreg wers. I think that the most impressive
Speaker 4: part or resonating part about the last hundred episodes from
Speaker 4: me would be the like quantity or the speed or
Speaker 4: the organizational flow that we've had for the last hundred episodes.
Speaker 4: And I really feel like we are putting everything out
Speaker 4: there as far as like we are absolutely giving one
Speaker 4: hundred percent at least that's the way I feel at
Speaker 4: this point. I feel like it would be not impossible,
Speaker 4: but very strenuous to put something else onto our plate
Speaker 4: at the rate we're going, so, I mean, and it's
Speaker 4: inevitable something is gonna come. We're going to evolve. But
Speaker 4: for where we are right now, I'm very very happy,
Speaker 4: and I think it goes along with my New Year's
Speaker 4: resolution this year, which I definitely talked about on Green Boys,
Speaker 4: of being faster.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and more intense this year. So yeah, that's
Speaker 5: definitely happening.
Speaker 2: Oh it's faster and more intense, that's for sure, more enjoyable,
Speaker 2: more enjoyable, that's right, it is we may.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I'm proud of on to five hundred.
Speaker 2: On to five hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be even crazier from here on out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so proud of us. I'm so stoked to
Speaker 2: continue doing this with you guys. It is one of
Speaker 2: the biggest highlights of my life right now. I love
Speaker 2: doing it. Yeah, I mean I you know, I always
Speaker 2: from the beginning, from the jump, like I just I
Speaker 2: wanted to show up for my friend and his family,
Speaker 2: you know, and do whatever I could to help get
Speaker 2: get this thing on the road. I'm happy I can
Speaker 2: be a part of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I never have said it a couple of times. I
Speaker 2: never intended to be on the camera or like be
Speaker 2: a host of the show. It just like, you know,
Speaker 2: I was gonna kind of like do the audio or whatever.
Speaker 2: And Ryan was like, I don't know, man, I think
Speaker 2: I'd be more comfortable if you did it with me.
Speaker 2: And I was like, hey, man, let's let's do it.
Speaker 2: I'm happy that I'm happy that we're doing it. Hell yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm so excited to be representing the corn dog Kingdom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I like when you talk corny to me.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna talk corn doggy to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wish we'd get Alex talking corny.
Speaker 2: Oh no, we get him talking gooey yeah, and get
Speaker 2: him talking gooey. Yeah. So if this gave you guys whiplash,
Speaker 2: then this.
Speaker 4: Is either going to be the best or the worst
Speaker 4: ad for Green Boys.
Speaker 2: I think it's both.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I just I genuinely just wanted to. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know what, it's the two hundredth episode, Like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do.
Speaker 4: What the funk?
Speaker 2: We're going to be radically ourselves? Yeah, radically accept us
Speaker 2: or don't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. You know wave that corn banner? Yeah,
Speaker 4: the corn dog banner.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Although I am made of corn, so my first thought
Speaker 4: goes straight to corn. I do have to remember the dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is made of corn.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 2: And that's okay.
Speaker 4: So I compute and corn it's a new.
Speaker 1: Brain computs.
Speaker 2: You do mathematic computation.
Speaker 1: Yes, at a speed of three point two corn kernels.
Speaker 1: Corn is in gas.
Speaker 4: By the way, corn is in gas.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's what ethanol is.
Speaker 2: No, dude, it is dinosaurs, is it? No?
Speaker 4: Corn is an additive to gasoline. This happened to stimulate anyway,
Speaker 4: you're the did you know that corn is in Morama? Noodles.
Speaker 1: It's not it is they put it in the bowl
Speaker 1: like little actual corn, so it's added.
Speaker 2: That's in the cup of noodles.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can like add the corn, you know, like
Speaker 5: non ethanol gas. Yeah, that's saying like corn freak gas. Basically,
Speaker 5: why would you want corn free anything?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because corn gunks up your engine? WHOA too powerful?
Speaker 2: Powerful? Whoa dude? Whoa?
Speaker 4: Anyway, that's probably I just want to say thank you
Speaker 4: to everybody that takes the time out of their life
Speaker 4: to listen to this and uh, you know, without everybody
Speaker 4: listening to this show, to all the other shows in
Speaker 4: the discord, none of this would be possible. So uh,
Speaker 4: it's a huge part of my life and and these
Speaker 4: guys' lives right here. But I just want to say,
Speaker 4: from the bottom of my heart, thank you for two
Speaker 4: hundred episodes.
Speaker 2: Getto to that dude, well said bro, and and that that.
Speaker 4: Was That was beautiful. That was beautiful.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: We got the goo, We got a real moment.
Speaker 2: We did it, we did it, we got his goo.
Speaker 4: Finally, that was actually way more real than either of
Speaker 4: us had the capacity to go with this episode.
Speaker 2: So you know what, that's it.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling brave. I'm feeling really bold.
Speaker 2: Yeah I am.
Speaker 1: I'm going to do something that no one would have expected. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to address the people as me. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's right.
Speaker 2: It's me.
Speaker 1: I have hired the entire time I have returned.
Speaker 4: Let me get the shell off of me.
Speaker 2: We're gonna reveal ourselves. Ryan ignoring that had it's me.
Speaker 1: I just have to close it out in earnest. Alex
Speaker 1: got me all corned up, goot up, all choked up.
Speaker 2: There's a corner in my throat. I spilled some goo.
Speaker 2: He spilled some goo. It's your turn, is all right?
Speaker 2: Take us out some goo?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, it's it is. It's it's absolutely insane, man, Like.
Speaker 4: I just remember the stress of building this house last year,
Speaker 4: and there were so many thoughts in my head at
Speaker 4: one point, like dang, dude, how can I survive this stuff?
Speaker 1: How how can I survive like going through doing the
Speaker 1: house and doing the show, And I just had all
Speaker 1: of these conflicting thoughts. But I will say now, like
Speaker 1: in the present time, because of doing this show, it
Speaker 1: has opened so many doorways for me to do things
Speaker 1: that I never thought that I would be able to do.
Speaker 1: And when we started the show, I always felt like
Speaker 1: we were pretending to do a podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the imposter syndrome kind of.
Speaker 1: Yes, Like it felt like we were pretending. Sure, now
Speaker 1: it feels like it just speaks for itself and it's
Speaker 1: just on autopilot. Things are just coming to me. You know,
Speaker 1: I want to be on the show, or oh I
Speaker 1: love the show, or ooh this or that, Hey can
Speaker 1: you speak at this conference? Hey we'll fly you out
Speaker 1: to this conference, and you know, can you can you
Speaker 1: like promote us? Or hey, you know, like stigma, this
Speaker 1: amazing sponsorship just whoosh, just fell right in our lap.
Speaker 1: And like so many things like this, even things that
Speaker 1: are like behind the scenes that I'm like navigating through
Speaker 1: right now. You know, the Monrositute. They invited me there
Speaker 1: because I had a show, and like you know, people
Speaker 1: like cam just like amazing, amazing people have have popped
Speaker 1: in and just all because of the show. Because we
Speaker 1: have done the grueling work of moving forward for years
Speaker 1: and years, putting one foot after the other, doing the
Speaker 1: hard work with that intention of trying to like educate
Speaker 1: but ultimately entertain people as well and spread positivity and
Speaker 1: good vibes. And help encourage people to you know, be
Speaker 1: more happy and more spiritually fulfilled. I feel like it
Speaker 1: has opened a lot of doorways for us that people
Speaker 1: might not necessarily comprehend. So like, it's definitely like it's
Speaker 1: just an amazing thing. It's an amazing energy.
Speaker 4: So here's to another.
Speaker 1: Hundred, Here's to one thousand, a billion. Dare I say
Speaker 1: a trillion? Say it? Here's to a trillion? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: full of whimsy and glee. Yeah, shout out of stigma. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm excited about that partnership. We really have just scratched
Speaker 1: the surface of that, and that partnership has just begun.
Speaker 1: Really do like their product. I wanted to do a
Speaker 1: quick little like actual not not just an inserted ad,
Speaker 1: but like an actual mention. Josh is a really cool guy.
Speaker 1: I really love his vision for his company, and I
Speaker 1: love their brand and what they represent. How he started,
Speaker 1: as he explained to me, just like Walter White and
Speaker 1: that ship in his house, trying to mix uh you
Speaker 1: know different uh, I don't know what you call it,
Speaker 1: like oils and things like that, to make the gummies
Speaker 1: and make the drinks and and make like tinctures and
Speaker 1: capsules and stuff. Because he wanted to treat somebody who
Speaker 1: is sick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he and he.
Speaker 1: Heard that THHC was a remedy for certain things, and
Speaker 1: that's that's how he got started in this. And it's
Speaker 1: like a literally a very small family owned company that's
Speaker 1: blossomed into this this thing. And he has a very
Speaker 1: serious passion for UFOs and he's he's really into the
Speaker 1: subject and and and too you know, our story and everything,
Speaker 1: and and it just it felt like a really great
Speaker 1: harmonious fit. So yeah, shout out Stigma and you know,
Speaker 1: happy to go forward with a brand partner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and shout out freaking Green Boys. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 2: shout out to all of you who listen to the
Speaker 2: show and watch the show, every single one of you.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter if you subscribe, doesn't matter, if whatever, any
Speaker 2: tiny little iota of support that you have given to
Speaker 2: this project. Thank you and we love you and you
Speaker 2: are the goat.
Speaker 1: The craziest thing to me is when when we're at
Speaker 1: these festivals and people be like, you know.
Speaker 4: My favorite episode was.
Speaker 1: Never Ending Story, and I'm like, really, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Or my favorite episode was you know, Lord
Speaker 1: of the Rings.
Speaker 2: Well, we forget that those episodes. Yes, they were one
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty episodes ago or whatever, but they are
Speaker 2: still bangers. Yeah, Like, just because the time has passed
Speaker 2: and we feel like, oh, we've a and gotten better,
Speaker 2: doesn't mean those episodes are any less awesome, right.
Speaker 1: I had two people at his Alu festival tell me
Speaker 1: their favorite episode was Lord of the Ranks. I was like, really, oh,
Speaker 1: wait till episode eighteen.
Speaker 2: You just wait until we hit them with it again.
Speaker 2: After after our resident newbie here experiences it for the
Speaker 2: first time and we hit them with that's when we're
Speaker 2: really gonna hit it. So if they think they like
Speaker 2: the first one, y'all, just wait until we drive been.
Speaker 1: By to Papa Stigy and watch the Lord of the Rain.
Speaker 1: I said, I'd be calling them the Stiggies, the Stigy,
Speaker 1: the gummies.
Speaker 2: We're gonna hit them with it. Yeah, more amazing fun
Speaker 2: stuff to come, stick around for the ride. We love
Speaker 2: you all, Thank you so much for your support.
Speaker 1: Thank you, and I feel at peace now. So if
Speaker 1: we would like to bid them ado idal but in English.
Speaker 2: Bye god bye? Guys. What up bomies.
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