Speaker 1: From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza fame. Uh he'd liked
Speaker 1: to be walked on a leash and play really dirty,
Speaker 1: kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock
Speaker 1: in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Benzi
Speaker 1: here with fame is a bitch. This is your daily
Speaker 1: Unfiltered podcast for October fifteenth, twenty twenty five, or halfway there.
Speaker 1: We're two weeks away from Halloween. One oh one five
Speaker 1: two oho two five good looking date. I Uh, First,
Speaker 1: I want to just say this. I checked him at
Speaker 1: Rosalie today as she was driving to work because I
Speaker 1: just wanted a quick refresher. I don't know why I
Speaker 1: know how to cooked this meal, but I just had
Speaker 1: to call her. Ro I'm making pastab with peas. I'm
Speaker 1: making Basta bizil, but not in a red sauce, which
Speaker 1: is how my mom would make it. I want to
Speaker 1: make it in a cream sauce. Tell me what to do.
Speaker 1: I knew what to do, but I just wanted to
Speaker 1: hear her lay it out because I love when my sister,
Speaker 1: or back in the day when he was alive, Uncle
Speaker 1: Vinnie would give me recipes with so fun. First age,
Speaker 1: get a can of chicken stock, so you have it
Speaker 1: all right, okay, Vin, thanks, all right. It's like a
Speaker 1: dollar okay, you can't get a few of them, and
Speaker 1: you put them in your cabinet so you know you
Speaker 1: got them. Okay. That's the way the recipe begins, to
Speaker 1: make sure you got the stuff you need, and then
Speaker 1: it's easy. It's like a three and four dollar meal.
Speaker 1: It's not a live look always to look. So Rosalie's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'll just tell you. I've already recorded her. She has
Speaker 1: no idea giving me recipes, and the cars were driving.
Speaker 1: It's great stuff, but look, his's what you do. It's
Speaker 1: so easy. I was going to go to the store
Speaker 1: to get some punchetta, which is like little cube pieces
Speaker 1: of It's like a baconish Hammy kind of Italian thing.
Speaker 1: Spec bunchetta, bacon, they're on the same family. Couldn't find punchette,
Speaker 1: so I use bacon. Take like two strips of bacon,
Speaker 1: cut them small, like maybe half inch pieces the most right.
Speaker 1: Put a drop of olive oil in your pant. That's
Speaker 1: all you need. The bacon. Fat's gonna administer all that
Speaker 1: nice grease. What you need. Put the bacon on me,
Speaker 1: I always cook on medium. You know nothing on a
Speaker 1: high you can fuck up the thing. You burn things.
Speaker 1: Always medium, I tell Rock, I want to teach them
Speaker 1: how to cook a little b little Just cook slow,
Speaker 1: slow and steady. You can't burn nothing. And it's good.
Speaker 1: You get to stay behind the stove longer, you learn things.
Speaker 1: You know it sinks in better. So you throw some
Speaker 1: bacon in a pan. I like a nice deep pan,
Speaker 1: not like a frying pan, because you're gonna put the
Speaker 1: pasta in this later. So one of those pans that
Speaker 1: a little bigger zivagami one that her husband LaRue used
Speaker 1: to use. This terrific pan. Cook the bacon, not told
Speaker 1: it's crispy, just it gets like that, it's getting translucent.
Speaker 1: Blah bah bah. You don't even need garlic in this dish.
Speaker 1: Then you take a nice chunk of sweet onion, dice
Speaker 1: that up real small, even smaller than the bacon, and
Speaker 1: you throw that in. Now you're cooking bacon and onion,
Speaker 1: And when the onion begins to get see through, then
Speaker 1: you throw in some defrosted peas. It does not don't
Speaker 1: get them fresh, get them out of the bed for
Speaker 1: the freezer section. They're just as good you're throwing. I
Speaker 1: only made it for myself. Rocco went to go see
Speaker 1: a movie, so I made it for myself. So like
Speaker 1: a cup and a half of of pasta. I use orichietti,
Speaker 1: which is Italian for ear the little you see him
Speaker 1: in the store. Odikitti means ear. If you don't have that,
Speaker 1: I use small shells on the side of the other
Speaker 1: side of the of the stove. You cook your pasta right,
Speaker 1: eight to nine minutes for the shells. Once the peas,
Speaker 1: the bacon and the onion are cooking nice, start to
Speaker 1: drop in some heavy cream a little at a time.
Speaker 1: You won't need much for this, maybe half a pint
Speaker 1: for two people. For me it was even less than that.
Speaker 1: And you keep stirring, but then throwing a lot of cheese,
Speaker 1: whether it's peccorina romato. I wouldn't even use parmagana rogiano,
Speaker 1: the best cheese. You could even use parmesan anything to
Speaker 1: make that thicker. Right, And then towards the end, when
Speaker 1: the pasta's almost done, you take about a cup half
Speaker 1: a cup of water out of the pasta water throw
Speaker 1: that with the peas, onions and bacon to thicken it up,
Speaker 1: make it more starcheet, shut the burner off. That's done.
Speaker 1: When the pasta's done, you throw it in the mixture,
Speaker 1: swig it around. A lot of hot, a lot of red,
Speaker 1: a lot of black pepper, nice salt to taste, maybe
Speaker 1: even some chili flakes if you like. More cheese. Oh
Speaker 1: my god's fucking delicious. I just pounded that down. I'm
Speaker 1: feeling good. Very easy to make, and it's cheap. A
Speaker 1: fucking peas are a dollar. But it's nothing. In this
Speaker 1: day and age. You gotta find dishes you can eat
Speaker 1: for a day or two that don't break your break
Speaker 1: your wallet. Right, Okay, So trying to catch up on
Speaker 1: all my Sunday shows, right, Tulsa King, Task, the morning
Speaker 1: show that's Wednesdays, the other one shit Chad Powers on
Speaker 1: Agean I caught up. I'm watching Tulsa King on Paramount
Speaker 1: right Love. The show pisses me off because if I
Speaker 1: was still in the acting game, I know I would
Speaker 1: have been able to read for Tulsa King, and I
Speaker 1: would have I think I would have gotten some part,
Speaker 1: being that I'm tight with Sly and it's right up
Speaker 1: my alley. It's too late for that there's a girl
Speaker 1: involved in the team. Her name is McKenna quigley in
Speaker 1: real life, and up until this weekend, I didn't notice
Speaker 1: the pierced septum, but suddenly it's very pronounced. It's very
Speaker 1: obvious that she has a peer septim. Every movie and
Speaker 1: series I watch now cast a youngesh girl, let's say,
Speaker 1: under thirty, and she's always weird. Half to head his shave,
Speaker 1: the other half is blue. The Pierce septum, the Pierce
Speaker 1: bottom lip tattoo on the tit. I don't want to
Speaker 1: keep seeing these people represented because if I'm Sylvester Sloan,
Speaker 1: if I'm Dwight Man Freddy, the guy who comes to
Speaker 1: run a mob a mob outfit in Tulsa home, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna scoop up that girl with the fucking Pierce knows.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm just not. But you know, everybody's got
Speaker 1: to be shown. We all have to be represented, otherwise
Speaker 1: you're gonna insult somebody, as if transgenders and lesbians want
Speaker 1: to watch Tulsa King, get the fuck at you, And
Speaker 1: as I've said a few weeks ago, I don't understand
Speaker 1: why his wife Jennifer well Flavin, but Jennifer Sloan is
Speaker 1: an exact producer. Is because his daughter's on the show
Speaker 1: who plays a bartender in some episodes. Why is jen
Speaker 1: get to be exec producer? I mean, good for Slide.
Speaker 1: They're all making money. But like with him and I
Speaker 1: were going to do that pilot when he called me
Speaker 1: and we were talking about what I'm gonna write and
Speaker 1: he liked the idea, and he was said to me right,
Speaker 1: and you know, I wish I couldn't record. It was
Speaker 1: on my cell phone. My daughter was in the play Wicked.
Speaker 1: I had to run outside and tell him my daughter's
Speaker 1: on stage. I'll call you back. And then he says,
Speaker 1: let's just do it. Let's all good rich. You know
Speaker 1: it's all good rich. I'm laughing, Yeah, let's all get rich,
Speaker 1: as if he's not there yet. But I like the show.
Speaker 1: But enough with the trans tea for assholes. I don't
Speaker 1: want if I'm seeing him in the street too often,
Speaker 1: I don't need to see them on TV, on a
Speaker 1: on an episodic show. I don't want to see it.
Speaker 1: The international sign that Hollywood employees has to let everybody
Speaker 1: know we employ everybody is weird, is that we get it.
Speaker 1: We get it. We see you transgenders and we support you,
Speaker 1: but we don't. I don't the fuck people are losing
Speaker 1: their minds back. You know, a couple of years ago,
Speaker 1: I used to watched this guy on I don't know
Speaker 1: if it was Facebook or Instagram, Owen Benjamin, who was
Speaker 1: a former comic. I know probably a lot of guys
Speaker 1: out there know who he is. He has more of
Speaker 1: a male audience, but he lost his mind and went
Speaker 1: bananas and now just talks about Jews and he mentions
Speaker 1: the N word but doesn't use the N word. I
Speaker 1: don't know how he's still on any kind of platform.
Speaker 1: He's been deep platform more than anybody you know. But
Speaker 1: now he's on Instagram again, and if you follow Owen clips,
Speaker 1: this guy has so many things to say. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure how he gets away with it. But he sits
Speaker 1: in his backyard, cracks open some white claws and just talks,
Speaker 1: typically with a fire that he starts behind him in
Speaker 1: a nice outdoor fireplace. He bought like a farm years
Speaker 1: ago with the money he made, and raised his kids
Speaker 1: out there with his wife and chicken coop, the whole thing,
Speaker 1: living off the land. He really did what he said
Speaker 1: he was gonna do. He just disappeared from society. He
Speaker 1: only survives now because of people who I think paid
Speaker 1: twelve dollars a month to hear him talk and watch him.
Speaker 1: And when he's outside, he's a classical he plays classical piano.
Speaker 1: He was a classically trained penis. So when he he
Speaker 1: was talking today about the song jealous Guy, I think
Speaker 1: it's jealous Guy, a jealous boy from John Lennon. Jealous Guy,
Speaker 1: I think, and he's telling you, like without any hesitation,
Speaker 1: that John Lennon used to beat up his women. He
Speaker 1: used to beat this shit at of Yokomono always beat women.
Speaker 1: And the song Jealous Guy is about him being upset
Speaker 1: and sorry that he beat her. And he's playing the piano,
Speaker 1: playing the song and singing the lyrics and Okay, Lennon
Speaker 1: saying I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I hurt you. Okay, did
Speaker 1: he hit her? Did he beat her? We don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, she sounds like she's getting beat whenever she
Speaker 1: tries to sing. She's disgusting. Then he says something like, yo,
Speaker 1: go on had an affair with Hillary Clinton. He just
Speaker 1: says these things and no one's stopping them. It kind
Speaker 1: of reminds me of what's happened to Candace Owens, another
Speaker 1: one who went off the Deefend the shit she's saying
Speaker 1: now that Israeli people are gonna kill her. And there
Speaker 1: was an Egyptian check that left the Provo Utah airport
Speaker 1: after Charlie Kirk was shot dead? And was he shot dead? Well?
Speaker 1: Who did it? There's so many angles. And I've said
Speaker 1: this before, but Candace Owens has lost it. She was
Speaker 1: really good, Like I counted her as somebody in the
Speaker 1: Conservative Party that was gonna be there with us for
Speaker 1: a long time. She is shot shangat, as we say
Speaker 1: in Italian. She's done, But yet people still tune in,
Speaker 1: people still listen. I don't get it, but that's the
Speaker 1: kind of stuff you see when you flip around the
Speaker 1: Instagram dial. By the way, before I jump into the show,
Speaker 1: I will tell you right now, there was a TV
Speaker 1: show on HBO that is now my favorite show, and
Speaker 1: all I saw was the first episode. I can't stand.
Speaker 1: I have to wait till next week to see the
Speaker 1: second one. I want to binge this. I want to
Speaker 1: binge his bed. The streaming platform spoiled me. They've spoiled me.
Speaker 1: I want to binge everything. The Chair stars Tim Robinson,
Speaker 1: who used to be on SNL, who was barely used
Speaker 1: on SNL. Then he did a show called The Detroiters,
Speaker 1: and even in the movie Friendship with Paul Rudd. He
Speaker 1: has a very weird sense of humor. This show called
Speaker 1: The Chair Company. I can't even tell you. It's just
Speaker 1: a guy, kind of a square guy, married, couple of kids,
Speaker 1: very on edge, and he developed a mall. He's involved
Speaker 1: in the development of a mall in Canton, Ohio, and
Speaker 1: it's a big deal in that town. He makes the
Speaker 1: speech and he goes to sit down on a chair
Speaker 1: after he made this speech, and the chair collapses, and
Speaker 1: that's how the show begins. And he gets so he's
Speaker 1: so mad that the chair collapse that he's got a
Speaker 1: vendetta now to find the chair company that did this
Speaker 1: to him and go against the company for their bad chairs.
Speaker 1: It's a silly premise, but I'm telling you, I love
Speaker 1: this guy sends to humor The Chair Company Sunday nights
Speaker 1: at ten pm on HBO. One thing I didn't like
Speaker 1: to see, but I you know Martin Sheen, who's been
Speaker 1: a thorn in a lot of people's sides for a
Speaker 1: long time, including his son Charlie. This asshole tore into
Speaker 1: President Trump the same day that Trump had the hostages
Speaker 1: released and the peace deal was signed. You know, like
Speaker 1: Rachel Maddow and the Hens on the View, nobody would
Speaker 1: talk about the great Deal. They just wouldn't bring it up.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine even George Stephanopolis or maybec he wants
Speaker 1: to talk to jd Vance about an alleged fifty thousand
Speaker 1: dollars broad that Tom Holmer may have accepted a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago. They no one wants to talk about
Speaker 1: the biggest story in the world. And Martin Sheen decides
Speaker 1: to down down play Trump on this huge day. And
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's not politics. Martin Sheen's a celebrity, so
Speaker 1: calm down, everybody. Ah damn. But he's on this Uh sorry,
Speaker 1: I see if I eat and then talk too quickly
Speaker 1: with the cheese and the cream, I got some in
Speaker 1: my throat. I apologize. He's on this MSNBC event and
Speaker 1: he calls Trump the biggest nothing in the world. He says,
Speaker 1: the big guy in the White House. They shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up. You gotta realize, sir, he's talking to Nicole Wallace,
Speaker 1: who's the biggest bitch on wheels, who can't stand Trump
Speaker 1: and never has said anything positive whatsoever. If the hostages
Speaker 1: were her own kin, she wouldn't be happy with Trump.
Speaker 1: He goes, you gotta realize, sir, that you are the
Speaker 1: biggest nothing in the world. He's telling this to Trump.
Speaker 1: Stop listening to all these people around you. He's sick
Speaker 1: of fans who are encouraging you to be your non
Speaker 1: human self. Get in touch with that humanity. Stop fussing
Speaker 1: with your hair. He doesn't fuss. It's done by four
Speaker 1: point thirty in the morning. Doesn't touch it again. Don't
Speaker 1: worry about your tie. I never seeing fuss him with
Speaker 1: his tie. Stand up straight. I think he does speak clearly,
Speaker 1: not from your throat, speak from your heart. Start being human.
Speaker 1: That's what you were made for, not golf. Every fucking
Speaker 1: president plays golf, for God's sake. I'm not even gonna
Speaker 1: get into how tireless Trump is. After the fucking peace deal.
Speaker 1: He did another media at one o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: The guy doesn't stop. How could you sit there and go?
Speaker 1: He plays golf too much? Christ guy does his work him.
Speaker 1: Let him have nine holes eighteen holes once in a while.
Speaker 1: There you are, mister president. With all due respect, sir
Speaker 1: Martin Sheen, go scratch your ass gouse. I know you
Speaker 1: played a president on TV. You played a Democrat president
Speaker 1: on TV on the West Wing, with all your long
Speaker 1: shots down the hallway, the walk and talk shots that
Speaker 1: now every show has to do. You ever see even
Speaker 1: the police procedurals show. You can't just go like it'd
Speaker 1: be so simple to have a top cop tell his underlings,
Speaker 1: let's make sure we put cops our cars out on
Speaker 1: the turnpike. I want to make sure we got all
Speaker 1: the wanted posters up. No, we gotta do it as
Speaker 1: we walked down a hallway and everybody talks at the
Speaker 1: same time. That's such a long setup and like an
Speaker 1: extra two hours to your day. It doesn't really add anything.
Speaker 1: But that's Martin Sheen. He was president on TV, so
Speaker 1: he knows how to run the country. This is like
Speaker 1: Marcus Welby telling us how to get over COVID. Okay,
Speaker 1: you played a doctor on TV. It doesn't mean you
Speaker 1: know what the fuck to do during the pandemic any
Speaker 1: better than the Fauci may mean he would have been
Speaker 1: better than Fauci. But Martin Sheen shut up. Every one
Speaker 1: of those people look across the table and they don't.
Speaker 1: They do not see anyone who is better than they are.
Speaker 1: So there's no heroes in there. He's talking about Trump's
Speaker 1: cabinet and the roundtable around him, about a bunch of
Speaker 1: egotism and false worship. There's no heroes in there. There's
Speaker 1: no music, there's no laughter, there's no self effacement, there's
Speaker 1: no joy in that room. It smells of ego and
Speaker 1: fear and false worship. When you know your house smelled
Speaker 1: of crack and dirty hookers for a long time, when
Speaker 1: your son didn't know how to handle his life. But
Speaker 1: let's not get into that. You know, the pot call
Speaker 1: the kettle black. You gotta calm down when you and
Speaker 1: I love Charlie Sheen, but when you raised the kid
Speaker 1: that became such a fuck up in so many ways.
Speaker 1: And I know right now the proper thing for Charlie
Speaker 1: to say is he never had unprotected sex once he
Speaker 1: found out he was HIV. Do you really believe that?
Speaker 1: Do you believe that because he was so high and
Speaker 1: loaded that you make really bad decisions when that happens. Now,
Speaker 1: thankfully I don't think anyone he was associated with has
Speaker 1: come down with HIV, But I don't know. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna take Charlie's word for every single thing he says.
Speaker 1: Guy was always loaded. But Martin Sheen always goes after Trump.
Speaker 1: This ain't the first time he did it before or
Speaker 1: five years ago. Coll Trump a bum, a hustler, a
Speaker 1: bad man, selfish liar. Can anybody see what has just
Speaker 1: happened in the last couple of days? I how could
Speaker 1: anybody just keep talking bad? Like? I just listened to
Speaker 1: Bill Maher have William H. Macy on his podcast, and
Speaker 1: both of them Democrats. But Macy and Bill were honest
Speaker 1: enough to say, you know what he's done. He's done
Speaker 1: some really good things, and I gotta tell you he's
Speaker 1: doing And William ay Fish he said, look at he's
Speaker 1: got the best signature in the world, and he's done
Speaker 1: some great things. And I'm rooting for the guy. He's
Speaker 1: our president. And Bill's like, absolutely, absolutely, that's all. As
Speaker 1: long as you just approach something like that, you can
Speaker 1: still disagree with him. But to just denounce everything he
Speaker 1: does and not even look at this day right now, yesterday,
Speaker 1: two days ago, with the peace deal, come on, man,
Speaker 1: you guys look so stupid. Martin Sheen as if he's
Speaker 1: an experienced politician president of the West Wing with the
Speaker 1: West Wing hallway. I mean, I hate to blame the
Speaker 1: father for what the son turned into, but at some point,
Speaker 1: you're the adult. You were the father. You were there.
Speaker 1: You should have been there more. You should have watched
Speaker 1: over him more to see what was going on. But
Speaker 1: you were too busy, or you didn't care, or maybe
Speaker 1: you were getting fucked up just like your son. I
Speaker 1: don't know enough about it, but Hollywood actors, I'm sick
Speaker 1: of them thinking that they have a better feeling of
Speaker 1: what the real world is like and what it should
Speaker 1: be like. They're not just some rich people who live
Speaker 1: in fantasy life. You know. Sometimes these actors play poor
Speaker 1: people on TV and their method actors, so they live
Speaker 1: like a real person, and then they think they've given
Speaker 1: us the real way to go in life because they
Speaker 1: played the part of a real They don't know shit.
Speaker 1: Great job with Charlie. You should never question another man
Speaker 1: after what happened to your son and listen. Like I said,
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of Charlie Sheen. I wish him well.
Speaker 1: I liked them even throughout his horrible time. But for
Speaker 1: Christ's sake, I'll like to take Martin Sheen to this.
Speaker 1: Let's take him aside. Seventy seven million Americans disagree with
Speaker 1: Martin Sheen. And Sheen has been in California long enough.
Speaker 1: He lived in Melibourn when it was a quaint community.
Speaker 1: You've lived here long enough in that state to see
Speaker 1: what the Democrat Democrat policies have done to this once beautiful,
Speaker 1: great state. Take them to the side of a big
Speaker 1: Italian thing. Whenever someone needs a strong talking to her
Speaker 1: because they they did or said something wrong. The mob
Speaker 1: guys I used to hang out with would say, let
Speaker 1: me take him aside and give him a talk. I'll
Speaker 1: talk to I'll take him aside. Yeah, what's going on
Speaker 1: When he's gonna take you aside? Later, that was a
Speaker 1: very scary thing. He's what, it's gonna take your side.
Speaker 1: You know he's gonna take your side. It's a scary thing.
Speaker 1: Earth to Martin Sheen. Come on, man, we haven't seen
Speaker 1: this before. And the president so a little respect, a
Speaker 1: little respect. You have no foreign policy knowledge whatsoever. Okay, unbelievable.
Speaker 1: They take you know, you guys propped up Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: I think he had nine cabinet meetings in in four years.
Speaker 1: Biden had thirty six live press conferences in four years.
Speaker 1: Trump interacts with the press just about two times a
Speaker 1: day a day. He's already quadruple Biden's press time in
Speaker 1: less than a year. And Biden said he's gonna run
Speaker 1: on transparency. You're ass transparency. No one can see anything.
Speaker 1: They kept everything hidden. So when you get down to it,
Speaker 1: Martin Sheen, who's really not getting work anymore, lives in
Speaker 1: the world of make believe, is given advice to a
Speaker 1: guy who built the real estate empire, became a TV star,
Speaker 1: got elected twice, just ended a never ending war, closed
Speaker 1: our borders, brought prices down, and I can go on
Speaker 1: and on. Why don't these Hollywood elites ever listen to
Speaker 1: anybody other than themselves talking to their own face in
Speaker 1: the fucking mirror. It's pathetic, And I'll leave it at
Speaker 1: this before I move on. Without a writer, Without a screenwriter,
Speaker 1: most actors are dumb. They have nothing to say, so
Speaker 1: they rent and rave and lie a lot, like our
Speaker 1: friend Alec Baldwin, like Robert de Niro too. Who I
Speaker 1: have to say is anybody seen him. He's been awfully quietly.
Speaker 1: Somebody check on Robert. Somebody check on Bobby d Somebody
Speaker 1: check on Bobby Milk. That was his nickname. Is a
Speaker 1: kid because he was light skinned. Bobby Milk. Speaking of Baldwin,
Speaker 1: you saw that he crashed Ilarius. How you say range rover?
Speaker 1: He crashed her range rover into a tree on the Hamptons.
Speaker 1: Alex says, a garbage truck, garbage truck came out of
Speaker 1: nowhere and all I could do was avoid it at
Speaker 1: the tree. It was like a monster. It was a
Speaker 1: big truck, Okay, Alec I saw the dash can video,
Speaker 1: not just me, they the truck. The garbage truck company
Speaker 1: released the dash cam video from the truck. So you
Speaker 1: see the truck pulling away, driving at a very slow speed.
Speaker 1: And this being Montauk Highway, a street that I grew
Speaker 1: up on. Mike Street was the corner of Montalkway and
Speaker 1: STEADACR Revenue. Montakawe goes all the way from the Hampton
Speaker 1: straight on through to just about Queens, New York, the
Speaker 1: whole length of Long Island, and the garbage truck has
Speaker 1: to pull over to the side to pick up garbage. Natural. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was raining and Baldwin didn't see the truck was
Speaker 1: gonna stop, or looked up too late, even though his
Speaker 1: brother Steven's in the car with me. Becauld have said something,
Speaker 1: Maybe he did, and he swerves right, goes up the
Speaker 1: lawn and smeshed into a tree at about ten twelve
Speaker 1: fifteen miles an hour, just enough to piss him off
Speaker 1: and give us that great Alec Baldwin sneer when photographers
Speaker 1: showed up. What does he expect, of course, to get
Speaker 1: a show up now. He wasn't drunk, he said, he's
Speaker 1: been sober for forty years. I don't believe that. I
Speaker 1: know for a fact there was a couple of times
Speaker 1: when he was fighting with his ex wife Kim and
Speaker 1: the daughter during your little Pig days with Ireland, that
Speaker 1: he had a rough go of it for a while
Speaker 1: with paint pills and al that's what I heard. Allegedly.
Speaker 1: We're a good source anyhow, good for him. He's sober,
Speaker 1: so it wasn't caused because he's drunk. It's caused because
Speaker 1: he was in a hurry. He's pissed off And if
Speaker 1: you see the dance Can video you can see exactly
Speaker 1: what happened. The truck did nothing wrong. The truck driver
Speaker 1: was just driving. The garbage truck was driving in a
Speaker 1: slow rate of speed, but he had to pull to
Speaker 1: the right to pick up garbage. Anybody knows that if
Speaker 1: you're behind a garbage truck and there goes Alex Hilario's
Speaker 1: truck boom run into a tree. Alec Baldwin's always in
Speaker 1: a hurry. He's always agitated. I know. I lived in
Speaker 1: the same city as him. He always had fights in
Speaker 1: the street between guys driving cars looking for aparkming spot,
Speaker 1: Papa Razzi. You know his temper. Not to mention shooting
Speaker 1: the girl on the set of Rust. He's got a
Speaker 1: crazy temper, I think. Honestly, Hilari has been on Instagram
Speaker 1: and on different shows Andy Cohen Show, constantly talking about
Speaker 1: how much she's been bullied, especially during Dancing with the
Speaker 1: Stars and especially after her elimination. She's been bullied and
Speaker 1: she's not happy with that, and she's practically well. She
Speaker 1: did cry the first couple of days. She's still talking
Speaker 1: about being bullied. I think Alec Balwin, with seven fucking
Speaker 1: kids in the house and a crying wife, said, let
Speaker 1: me go for a fucking ride with my brother, getting
Speaker 1: a call to Dave. Where are we going? Just get
Speaker 1: in a call. I can't hear this shit anymore. I
Speaker 1: need to break. If I can't drink, I need a break.
Speaker 1: That's what happened. And he's probably on his phone. She
Speaker 1: probably texted him, where are you when you're coming back?
Speaker 1: And you picked this up? Can you pick that up?
Speaker 1: Our son? Roberto needs children's time all whatever the hell's list,
Speaker 1: honeydoo list she gave him. I know I can assure
Speaker 1: you he was checking a text or on the phone
Speaker 1: when that shit happened. Suddenly he looks up and as
Speaker 1: the garbage truck has got to swerve, and the rest
Speaker 1: is history. Trust me, he'll never say it. He'll never
Speaker 1: admit it. A lot of things he does. He doesn't
Speaker 1: cop two. But these things happen. You slide on some leaves,
Speaker 1: the lawna is wet, boom bang, get done. These things
Speaker 1: happen typically because someone's in an unreasonable hurry. I'm a man, okay.
Speaker 1: I can certainly understand how Olid ball in his fielding
Speaker 1: right now. He didn't expect his wife to lose Dancing
Speaker 1: with the Stars. I think they all thought the wind
Speaker 1: is in the bag and now he's home with her,
Speaker 1: and he's sick and tired of hearing a car every
Speaker 1: being bullied. And she thought. Hilaria thought winning Dancing with
Speaker 1: the Stars would open up so many doors and that
Speaker 1: would allow her to remain on TV and get the
Speaker 1: snowball rolling. That was the plan. I laid it out
Speaker 1: for you guys months ago. I saw it happening. Didn't
Speaker 1: think she'd lose. But popularity is a big part of
Speaker 1: DWTS and people just don't like her, and that was
Speaker 1: her main goal, to win and get more TV work.
Speaker 1: She really wants to be a real housewife. That's the
Speaker 1: main thing. But until that ever happens, and I doubt
Speaker 1: it will now. Although you never know, Andy Cohen loves
Speaker 1: a train wreck or a car wreck. In this instance,
Speaker 1: he might pull her in. But the longer she's bored,
Speaker 1: the worst life is going to be for Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 1: But I know what she can do to bring in
Speaker 1: real money, and I'll tell you it's not something any
Speaker 1: of you have thought about, But this is a real
Speaker 1: means of making money to ease the burden the financial
Speaker 1: stress on our friend Alec. Hilaria can sell her thoughts.
Speaker 1: It's a thing, it's happening. It's a great side hustle.
Speaker 1: Some people sell their old t shirts. Some people sell
Speaker 1: vintage clothing. You know, there's all sorts of di You're
Speaker 1: going to Etsy, you go on Amazon, Facebook, marketplace. That's
Speaker 1: what regular folks do for a little extra side cash,
Speaker 1: a little walk around money. Well there's a girl out
Speaker 1: there now. She's twenty three years old. Name is Avalon Sath.
Speaker 1: Both names are fake. Her fans Norah's lana On only fans,
Speaker 1: and her most lucrative gig comes in the form of
Speaker 1: her farting on camera, and she sells videos of herself farting.
Speaker 1: She's not making a fortune yet, but she's picking up
Speaker 1: about two hundred bucks per video. Not bad, not bad.
Speaker 1: That could be a good sideles for me. I'll make
Speaker 1: a nice pasta dish or whenever I eat garlic, like
Speaker 1: after it's cooked. I loved when I make chicken colors.
Speaker 1: I always put like three or four garlic clothes in
Speaker 1: a pantle. They're light brown, and I love eating them
Speaker 1: with the chicken color. And that is gas central. You
Speaker 1: don't want to be neat. I can't even like candles
Speaker 1: in this room when I have garlic, because I like
Speaker 1: this house like a tinderbox. But yet she sells her
Speaker 1: farts not to smell. She doesn't put them in the jar.
Speaker 1: She just sells videos of people men hearing her fart.
Speaker 1: And to make matters worse, she has a boyfriend in
Speaker 1: the shot who goes along and laughs at her farts,
Speaker 1: and she believes that makes men even more horny for
Speaker 1: her farts, for her, for her butt talents. I don't know.
Speaker 1: But listen, I mean remember the girls selling the people
Speaker 1: with old bathwater. They all sell old panties. The girl
Speaker 1: Farland jars and sold it. Made a few bucks here
Speaker 1: and there. Isn't that crazy? Believe me, people would buy
Speaker 1: Laria Baldwin's farts to have a little bit of that,
Speaker 1: A little bit of that a dobo smell, right, a
Speaker 1: little bit of that? How you say, payeya whatever she's having,
Speaker 1: whatever she ate the night, whatever she prepared, maybe some taco,
Speaker 1: some anchi lada. Sure that'll get you going. But this chicken,
Speaker 1: her boyfriend, both from Canada and they met in high school,
Speaker 1: just started dating a few years ago and it's an
Speaker 1: open polyamorous relationship. Who the hell wants to be with
Speaker 1: your girl if she's a farmer and sells her farts. No,
Speaker 1: I've never heard any girlfriend or wife fart ever. Now
Speaker 1: some you are going, are you kidding me? My font?
Speaker 1: My wife foughts in front of me, of her. If
Speaker 1: that's okay with you, fine, I don't want to hear
Speaker 1: my girl my wife's fart. I don't listen. I just
Speaker 1: I barely. I never. I can't even tell they went
Speaker 1: and did number two because you girls are so good
Speaker 1: at it. You're so quiet, you're so quick. It's like
Speaker 1: it's never messy. It's only guys assholes messy. Sometimes we
Speaker 1: gotta go in there a few times. Sometimes we go,
Speaker 1: we do our business, We wipe, we go out to
Speaker 1: the store.
Speaker 2: We go, I got a wipe. Pickain, What the hell's
Speaker 2: going on? Don't you have an asshole like that? I
Speaker 2: don't think girls do, Thank goodness, guys do. We could
Speaker 2: both eat the same meal. Your ass would be fine,
Speaker 2: mine would be torn up. Why is that a j
Speaker 2: tried probi honess? Yeah, I'm not gonna try that shit now.
Speaker 1: Some hilaria bow and sell some tharts make things easier
Speaker 1: to lighten the load. Can you believe guys out there
Speaker 1: buying this ship. I told you many times that there's
Speaker 1: a there's a piece of porn out there where Brazilian
Speaker 1: girls fart into the face of another girl who smells
Speaker 1: it with her face buried in the other girl's crack,
Speaker 1: and when they talk to each other in Portuguese, it's
Speaker 1: they're saying how much they love it. It's not fake.
Speaker 1: The girl's mouth and nose are buried. Okay, it's enough.
Speaker 1: You can you get the picture. This is a real
Speaker 1: porn thing. Can't see it's out there. But can farts
Speaker 1: pay the bills? That's the real story. It could probably
Speaker 1: make it four five hundred bucks a month, depending on
Speaker 1: on what you eat, depending on what how gas you
Speaker 1: are an extra five hundred a month. It's not gonna
Speaker 1: go far. But like I said, walk around money my been.
Speaker 1: You know, onlyfan takes twenty percent of whatever people make.
Speaker 1: So uh, it's not as as lucrative as we hear.
Speaker 1: We hear all these great success stories. I mean allion
Speaker 1: dollars in a month. I made five million dollars. A
Speaker 1: lot of those stories of bullshit. Most people, I would
Speaker 1: think the average amount of money girls make on Instagram
Speaker 1: is probably ninety dollars a month. I swear to God,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of girls who make nothing. They have
Speaker 1: no following. It's like people say, I want to start
Speaker 1: a podcast. I haven't heard that in a long time,
Speaker 1: but years ago people will come to me, how do
Speaker 1: I start my podcast? What do I do? Well? I mean,
Speaker 1: you can't just talk to You can't just announce a
Speaker 1: podcast and talk to nobody. Who's who's following you? Who's
Speaker 1: do you have? Fans do you have? I mean, who
Speaker 1: are you? You can't just be a regular person. You
Speaker 1: can start a podcast for your own good and just
Speaker 1: like the conversation and hope somebody stumbles upon it. But no,
Speaker 1: you need fans. You have to have some kind of
Speaker 1: base of people that has been following you. I'm lucky
Speaker 1: I had what I had from twenty something years ago.
Speaker 1: I mean, without that, you might as well just rob
Speaker 1: a bank. You're not going to make money, you know.
Speaker 1: But this girl thinks she's blessed because she can fart
Speaker 1: on camera. What can I tell you? By the way,
Speaker 1: I want to just mention this. I saw this story.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna know who this person is. I didn't know,
Speaker 1: but the story just grabbed me. Some TikToker. A black
Speaker 1: gay guy named mainly Manny has been diagnosed with HIV.
Speaker 1: He's known as the Boss and CEO. This asshole's got
Speaker 1: one point five million TikTok followers, and he put out
Speaker 1: this very emotional video from his hospital bed. I'm bringing
Speaker 1: this up because I want to get your opinion on something.
Speaker 1: He's in his hospital bed telling his fans about his
Speaker 1: HIV diagnosis, and he actually says, I'm a lucky person.
Speaker 1: I'm blessed. I just want to tell you guys a
Speaker 1: few things. This clip was seeing two point two million times.
Speaker 1: He's telling people. This gay black man who's got HIV
Speaker 1: is telling his listener, his viewers, listeners, whatever, followers. Life
Speaker 1: has been trying to take me out lately. From the accident.
Speaker 1: I had the sicknesses and stuff, and then me finding
Speaker 1: out I had AIDS and HIV summertime of this year.
Speaker 1: I couldn't walk after the summer. But then he goes
Speaker 1: on to say, listen, I'm not the victim here. I'd
Speaker 1: say you are. Yes, maex gave me this and I
Speaker 1: didn't know he hit a lot of things. But I'm
Speaker 1: not a victim because I had signs. I was so
Speaker 1: deep in love. But God is good. I now know why.
Speaker 1: I'm not blaming God, But why is God good? If
Speaker 1: if you got AIDS and HIV and you saw the
Speaker 1: signs and yet you still want to head with it,
Speaker 1: why does that make God good? And now you suffer
Speaker 1: and you're gonna die before your time? That means he's good.
Speaker 1: I'll never get it. God is good. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: he's good, but bad things happen. Why I don't understand it?
Speaker 1: Is that the attitude you have to have when you
Speaker 1: have AIDS. He's like, you know his HIV means he said,
Speaker 1: cause four thousand a month, which I find suspect. And
Speaker 1: I'll get to that in a second. So I gotta
Speaker 1: be working a lot, he said. I think I'm gonna
Speaker 1: register for foundations and stuff. Not I think I am.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling way better. I feel like me. I feel
Speaker 1: like the boss and CEO. Bro, you got AIDS, man,
Speaker 1: come on, don't don't. I'm so glad that life has
Speaker 1: finally started for me. Really, this is the start of
Speaker 1: your life. I've always been grateful and honestly truthfully with
Speaker 1: everyone on here. Sorry I thought otherwise. I'm starting myself
Speaker 1: back real soon blah blah blah, but the real aren't.
Speaker 1: But this is real on my end. God bless each
Speaker 1: and every one of you who has HIV and AIDS.
Speaker 1: God is amazing you got AIDS. Why would you say
Speaker 1: God is amazing at that point. I'm not a man
Speaker 1: of God, but I don't understand why he would follow
Speaker 1: that up, that diagnosis news. But God is amazing. I
Speaker 1: don't get it. He's on he's on Instagram walking with
Speaker 1: a walker with the nurses assisting and behind him. So
Speaker 1: this is what my insurance is paying for. My thirty
Speaker 1: percent that comes out of my pocket. This is why
Speaker 1: I appreciate every donation. So this guy started to go
Speaker 1: fund me page to help to get his medication. The
Speaker 1: page is raised unver eight thousand dollars. He wants twelve
Speaker 1: brands so far. He wants twelve brand He's got eight
Speaker 1: so far. Okay, you know what this is where I
Speaker 1: might draw the line. I'm not happy that anybody comes
Speaker 1: down with that kind of disease. In fact, right now,
Speaker 1: Charlie Sheen even said it's easier to treat HIV than
Speaker 1: it is to have your tattoos removed, which startled everybody.
Speaker 1: Somebody asked him the worst thing, and he said, worse
Speaker 1: than AIDS getting tattoos removed. So I guess they've got
Speaker 1: a good handle on treating people with AIDS and HIV,
Speaker 1: so it's not as bad. It's not an immediate death
Speaker 1: sentence as it used to be. But I'm not, you know,
Speaker 1: starting to go fund me because you've got AIDS because
Speaker 1: you let another man into your ass. Now, people, thank God,
Speaker 1: they're nice enough to give you money. But for Fox's sake,
Speaker 1: Man does God like that behavior? What does he think
Speaker 1: you're amazing for doing that to yourself? He does plan
Speaker 1: on giving somebody to charities that support HIV and people
Speaker 1: that can't afford medicine. I have great support and I'll survive.
Speaker 1: I do this godfund me to help others because it's
Speaker 1: the right thing to do. Okay, what planet am I on?
Speaker 1: This is twenty twenty five. I'm gonna say maybe forty
Speaker 1: something years of experience and research about AIDS, PREP, meds,
Speaker 1: and protections. We've seen commercials for all these pills prep,
Speaker 1: whatever the hell they're called. You can go out pop
Speaker 1: a pill and still not worry about getting laid because
Speaker 1: your chances of getting infected? Go down, and I know
Speaker 1: they have all these transgenders and LGBTQ people on the commercial,
Speaker 1: which makes sense. Finally they get it right, they get
Speaker 1: the casting right for that commercial. But all these gay
Speaker 1: people have access to information specifically about HIV and AIDS
Speaker 1: because they know they flirt without every goddamn night they
Speaker 1: go home with somebody commercials every minute, how to protect,
Speaker 1: how to prevent? Do I still need to care if
Speaker 1: you still go out and get HIV and AIDS? Do
Speaker 1: I still need to care? Because what else can we do?
Speaker 1: Something smells in boys down, fourteen million TikTok followers, and
Speaker 1: this guy's begging for go fund me cares for his
Speaker 1: AIDS meds. By the way, aren't AIDS MEDS free for
Speaker 1: those who qualify without insurance? I'm pretty sure they are.
Speaker 1: They do that so they can They wanted to stop
Speaker 1: the spread, the old, the old cliche statement with COVID
Speaker 1: they were giving away medication for free for people of
Speaker 1: HIV to stop the spread. So he's just extorting money
Speaker 1: from people, and people of sending him money. Who's sending
Speaker 1: this horror dying? Take a look at this guy's picture
Speaker 1: when my father was dying I sat with dozens of
Speaker 1: men with HIV and AIDS in hospital waiting rooms in
Speaker 1: New York City. My father was on the aid's floor,
Speaker 1: and he was at Sloan Kettering Memorial Hospital, the best,
Speaker 1: biggest cancer hospital probably maybe in the world, definitely in
Speaker 1: New York. But that's that's what the hot bed of
Speaker 1: AIDS was in the eighties, and that's wh my dad
Speaker 1: was there. And my heart broke because I'd be in
Speaker 1: those waiting rooms with these guys. I'd pass their rooms
Speaker 1: and watch these grown men break down and cry, laying
Speaker 1: in the same bed with their lover who's gaunt and
Speaker 1: about to die. It was an awful thing to witness.
Speaker 1: It was very loving. I'll say that my heart broke
Speaker 1: for them because they told me their stories. I heard
Speaker 1: their stories. I watched them break down and cry. And
Speaker 1: back then, hospitals would even allow people to smoke, not
Speaker 1: only in the waiting rooms, but in their beds. My
Speaker 1: father was able to smoke. They didn't stop him. It
Speaker 1: was a different world. Nobody stopped these gay men from
Speaker 1: smoking because they were living a nightmare in New York City.
Speaker 1: In different parts of the country as well, but New
Speaker 1: York City, especially in San Francisco, obviously, but this asshole
Speaker 1: pardoned the punt contracts aids all these decades later, but
Speaker 1: so many medications and therapeutics put out there in place
Speaker 1: to help, and he still gets it. I'm sorry, you
Speaker 1: got to go cry to someone else and just again,
Speaker 1: stop acting like this makes God good because you got AIDS.
Speaker 1: When it comes to unprotected homosexual sex, I think God disapproves.
Speaker 1: Call me crazy, and finally, put this in your pipe
Speaker 1: and smoke it or give me an answer. On the
Speaker 1: Facebook podcast of sas Page earlier yesterday, Trump said that
Speaker 1: making this peace deal is not enough to get me
Speaker 1: in heaven. And I'm kind of low on the totem poll.
Speaker 1: I hope I get in, but I'm not sure this
Speaker 1: will be enough to get me in. And me and
Speaker 1: Mike started to think, what has to happen for him
Speaker 1: to get into heaven? If ending this war and getting
Speaker 1: hostages home, if that's not good enough, Having a peace
Speaker 1: treaty signed three thousand years in the making, that's gotta
Speaker 1: be a that's gotta be lift the rope and let
Speaker 1: him in, no matter what you did on Earth. Trump
Speaker 1: doesn't think so. So we come up with some ideas
Speaker 1: what can Trump do to solidify his chances of getting
Speaker 1: into the pearly gates? And we thought the first thing
Speaker 1: you could do, if he could end the Ukraine Russia war,
Speaker 1: that that could be that could be enough to push
Speaker 1: him over the line. Right, I would think that would
Speaker 1: be enough for God to go. You know what, good
Speaker 1: on you walk right in, have a ball if you
Speaker 1: know Ivana's back. The Iva's in the back sitting on
Speaker 1: a golden toilet. Don't talk to her. Number two maybe
Speaker 1: he has to apologize to Rosie o'donald. How about that?
Speaker 1: Apologize to Rosie o'donnald and and and number three appear
Speaker 1: on the View if he had the bump. I know
Speaker 1: he's got balls, not that he needs to do it,
Speaker 1: but if he went on the View, could you imagine
Speaker 1: forget the ratings, the story him versus whould be versus
Speaker 1: Joy behar verse that. I hate that woman and whatever
Speaker 1: the hell her name is, the Latina can't stand her.
Speaker 1: And Alyssa Farres Griffin who said she'd wear a Maga
Speaker 1: hat if Trump got the hostages home. She didn't do it.
Speaker 1: They're all full of shit. Oh, I'd love to see
Speaker 1: him on the View and I thought about maybe he
Speaker 1: appearing on Jimmy Kimmel, but Jimmy Kimble's show is not
Speaker 1: good enough, not big enough. Who gives a shit? But
Speaker 1: apologize to Rosie? Maybe even invite Rosie tomorrow logo for
Speaker 1: a weekend? Okay, and then and then go on the view.
Speaker 1: Let me know what else you think he might have
Speaker 1: to do, because we were thinking, what did Trump do
Speaker 1: that maybe he thinks makes it hard to get past
Speaker 1: the pearly gates and said, Mike, you know, look, the
Speaker 1: guy's working with teamsters and mafios and iron workers and
Speaker 1: steel men and concrete guys, and it's a rough and
Speaker 1: tough sport. Real estate in New York City. It's rough
Speaker 1: and tough. And Trump's been up against the wall with
Speaker 1: these guys. He's put them in their place. He's had
Speaker 1: close calls on some of these guys. The mafia has
Speaker 1: always been after him to kind of get money out
Speaker 1: of him and extort him, and Sammone the Bluegrivano says
Speaker 1: over and over there's nothing you could do. He will
Speaker 1: not buckle. We stopped going after him because Trump will
Speaker 1: not play games with us. I says a lot about it.
Speaker 1: So was there some kind of did some bad things
Speaker 1: go down where men hurt because of some business deals,
Speaker 1: and did someone get lost in cement? It could be,
Speaker 1: you know, somebody buried in the walls, the brick walls
Speaker 1: of a building. I don't know. That's one thing. Then,
Speaker 1: of course there's the infidelities on Trump's part, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe the girls he was with when he was married
Speaker 1: to Milania, while he was married to Milania. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: part of his his his thinking. He's not there yet,
Speaker 1: I don't know. And maybe something well, the fact that
Speaker 1: he the fact that he blew up is inflated his
Speaker 1: real estate holdings, and he did that to get better
Speaker 1: interest rates for other buildings. That's so, those are the
Speaker 1: three things I think that maybe he might have done
Speaker 1: for him to think he's not good enough for heaven,
Speaker 1: but for God's sake, stop the war in Russia, apologize
Speaker 1: to Rosie, and go into view. If he does those
Speaker 1: three things, I think he's ready for sainthood. How about
Speaker 1: that Saint don Saint Donald sounds great? There's no Saint
Speaker 1: Donald is there? There will be one day. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go seconds. I want another ball of my
Speaker 1: bosta bizil so good guys, so good. All right, Dank,
Speaker 1: I'm aj Benson. That was your daily Gonna filtered podcast
Speaker 1: from a very very rainy day here in Southern California,
Speaker 1: Shipsville Station for October fifteen, twenty twenty five. We'll talk
Speaker 1: to this tomorrow