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<v Speaker 1>We're a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco

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<v Speaker 1>one on one one w j R R. But your

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<v Speaker 1>freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, This hour brought you by our upcoming Sunday

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<v Speaker 2>fun day with taco Bob and surfside, iced tea and vodka.

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<v Speaker 1>All gonna be a good time. We're coming to see

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<v Speaker 1>you at Claremont. We're gonna be at a mullets. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>do it. We're talking concert tickets every fifteen minutes we

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<v Speaker 1>go out there and just you know, make a Sunday

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<v Speaker 1>actually cool. So it's gonna be a good day out

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<v Speaker 1>there playing a corn hoole flip cup. So they'll be

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<v Speaker 1>drink specials on the surf sides. I think they used

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<v Speaker 1>you to a bucket special. We have volbeat tickets. Come

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<v Speaker 1>on out Claremont this Sunday and into two. A convenience

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<v Speaker 1>store clerk down in Broward County in South Florida shot

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<v Speaker 1>a customer ell you during a spat over the price

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<v Speaker 1>of beer. According to police, Okay, that's not cool. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was bwo stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you would have thought if a customer is upset

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<v Speaker 2>over the price of beer. Would have been a customer

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<v Speaker 2>who might have been the aggressor, Yeah, but apparently not.

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<v Speaker 2>Abdullah Monther Yeah, got into the argument with the customer

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<v Speaker 2>at the Valero station in unincorporated Broward County. He apparently

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<v Speaker 2>reacted when the customer threw a quote unknown small object

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<v Speaker 2>at him, described as possibly a piece of paper. The

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<v Speaker 2>court took out a gun from under the counter and

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<v Speaker 2>shot the guy in the right calf. Who's going for

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<v Speaker 2>the knee caps?

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<v Speaker 1>That guy down an unincorporated wherever Broward or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>He's been listening for bwo stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Because that a calf is very close to a knee cap.

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<v Speaker 2>Mohammet or Abdullah Monther then called the wounded customer, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't say this good. Yeah, called him a P, a

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<v Speaker 2>N three different words piece, No, that's not uh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>another word for cat okay, and then an L wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, he had thrown a C in there instead

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<v Speaker 1>of the P, it would have been pretty hardcore. So

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<v Speaker 1>he made it racial. No, I knew the end I

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<v Speaker 1>was talking about. Instead of the P, he could have

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<v Speaker 1>done the C. Which here's a here's another interesting observation

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<v Speaker 1>I made here. I just connect this because I'm from

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<v Speaker 1>South Florida. Yeah, Abdullah, the convenience store clerk lives in

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<v Speaker 1>Fort Pierce. Who the hell works in a convenience store

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<v Speaker 1>and commutes from Saint Lucie County all the way down

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<v Speaker 1>to Broward County and back every day long. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>long ass draw. Wow, must be making some good Valero cash,

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<v Speaker 1>good denera it Valera.

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you it is hit and miss with that. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I hate to use that analogy here with the gun shot,

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<v Speaker 2>hit and miss. When it comes to convenience store beer prices,

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes you'll run across your wole it's a really good

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<v Speaker 2>deal for a convenience store. And other times you'll go,

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<v Speaker 2>oh Jesus, they got you by the short crinklies here man, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>use you, and it's a really good price.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of sour, you know, that one where you

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<v Speaker 1>take a sip and you sit you think, huh, it

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<v Speaker 1>went hot to cold, hot to cold, and I'd rather

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<v Speaker 1>have it not at all compared to you don't talk

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<v Speaker 1>about right, really had that happen? But I know what

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying. Yeah, just the outdated where you're yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>isn't really good. They rotate their product yeah, I'm just saying.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll see.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if this guy's he's pulling a gun

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<v Speaker 1>on a customer after calling him a pan. We've got

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<v Speaker 1>people are texting in what is pan? I don't cane

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<v Speaker 1>in text and I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's three different words. I know it's Charlie, put

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<v Speaker 2>your put your mind to work and chuck er Paul

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<v Speaker 2>nailed it right out of the gates.

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<v Speaker 1>Shocker.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's go to Wisconsin, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Kenosha, Wisconsin, Wisconsin man arrested accused of allegedly beating his

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<v Speaker 2>wife at their home after she confronted him over his

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<v Speaker 2>personal hygiene. Sixty seven year old Michael Navtrudvowsky was arrested

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<v Speaker 2>by cops in Kenosha on Sunday in charge with battery, strangulation, suffocation,

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<v Speaker 2>and intimidation of a victim. According to the criminal complaints.

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<v Speaker 3>He wasn't fawsome, was he?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, no, this.

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<v Speaker 2>Is uh And I can see I think a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of you are going to be able to understand what

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<v Speaker 2>unfolded here.

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<v Speaker 1>But not to the point where where he beat somebody out. No,

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<v Speaker 1>the scenario that costs Yes. Michael allegedly had this respet

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<v Speaker 1>when his sixty eight year old wife, Kimberly Uh told

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<v Speaker 1>him he needed to take a shower because he hadn't

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<v Speaker 1>showered in over two months and did not want him

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping on her clean sheets until he did, so, she

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<v Speaker 1>just cleaned the sheets.

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<v Speaker 3>I switched them out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with her on that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, you know, there's no better feeling than taking

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<v Speaker 2>a shower than hopping right into some nice new clean sheets.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the best with the fan crank out all the

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<v Speaker 2>way up. It's the best sleep you're gonna get.

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<v Speaker 1>But if I don't shower because I, you know, got

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<v Speaker 1>done with work, went to the gym, and I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>too lazy at that point, I'll lay down a towel

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<v Speaker 1>so I can preserve those sheets. You guys wash them.

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<v Speaker 1>We talked about this topic one time. You guys wash

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<v Speaker 1>them up once a week.

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<v Speaker 2>Roughly they were swapped out yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that the dorm room the dorm rooms on

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<v Speaker 1>a different schedule. Yeah, you're back to college, tie. I

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<v Speaker 1>have devolved. I went from when I used to sleep

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<v Speaker 1>on a futon with my three female roommates, slept in

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<v Speaker 1>a foot on, never even washed the sheets, slept slept

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<v Speaker 1>with a comforter.

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<v Speaker 3>Basically that was.

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<v Speaker 1>For two years.

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<v Speaker 2>Where was that one place I knew you before? Right

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<v Speaker 2>when I first got to know you, you were living

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<v Speaker 2>with roommates and your your bed was just a mattress

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<v Speaker 2>stuffed in a corner on the floor. Where was that

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<v Speaker 2>one at You just had this old mattress? Was it

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<v Speaker 2>ready to hear off sandsburn? That's what I'm asking you.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just a mattress on the floor. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 2>was That was or off of ornal, Yeah, ortal, because

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<v Speaker 2>if you spelled the backwards, it was I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I lived on Tivoli, which was if you spell it backwards,

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. I figured out. But I loved living there.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, that was the That was a futon. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that was a foodton that I never washed the sheets.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I went from that never washing them to now

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<v Speaker 1>my wife washes the dorm room sheets like maybe once

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<v Speaker 1>a month. For me, they need to be washed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty gross. I may have sharded. I'm kidding on that

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<v Speaker 1>second Petrie dish samples there and see.

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<v Speaker 3>Where we're going. I don't know if you want to.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, are you ready for a headline of the

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<v Speaker 2>headline a week that has to be restricted into this

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<v Speaker 2>the We're still in safe harbor for another fifteen minutes

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<v Speaker 2>or so.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let me see if the recorder's up to test.

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<v Speaker 1>Great now go.

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<v Speaker 2>Armenian Prime Minister Pashion offers to show his penis to

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<v Speaker 2>head of church.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that worked in penis and head.

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<v Speaker 2>The Armenian prime Minister's name is Nicole Parisian offered to

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<v Speaker 2>show his penis to the head of the Armenian Church.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, which is a guy named Karaken.

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<v Speaker 1>The seconds, I know why because his name is Nicole

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<v Speaker 1>and the guy was questioning him, saying, no, you have

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<v Speaker 1>a girl's name, and he said, I'll show you.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, the Armenian Prime Minister Nicole Parisian was accused by

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<v Speaker 2>a priest of being circumcised. I guess that's a no

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<v Speaker 2>no in Armenia. Armenian Church. He says, I believe that

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<v Speaker 2>our Appolis Apolostolic apple.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's Apollo. You went. You went to Catholic church

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<v Speaker 1>did apology? Oh my god, apollogree apolistic.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy Church must immediately cleanse itself in Theostolic Apostolic. That's it,

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<v Speaker 2>your Apostolic, that's true. Holy Church must immediately cleanse itself

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<v Speaker 2>of these false believers who are traitors to the nation,

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<v Speaker 2>have dishonored the memory of their ancestors, broken the vow

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<v Speaker 2>of baptism, and replaced the seal of the Holy Cross

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<v Speaker 2>with the sign of circumcision.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>That's pretty deep.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I just I just thought this is more like

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<v Speaker 2>a hygiene thing. While you get.

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<v Speaker 3>I've always heard.

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<v Speaker 1>I think some some chicks might be into it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna go on save harbor or not, because

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<v Speaker 1>I could go on for a long time with this,

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, so that I get, these are the things

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<v Speaker 1>I have to think about when I play back the

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<v Speaker 1>headlines of the week tomorrow. I can play that one.

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<v Speaker 2>All you said was you play it, but do not

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<v Speaker 2>include any of this discussion we're having right now, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, there could be yeah, a lot underneath.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Half the audience right now still back trying to figure

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<v Speaker 2>out what p A N.

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<v Speaker 3>Is on demand download the iHeartRadio app.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking