Speaker 1: We're a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 1: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco
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Speaker 1: freaking idiots.
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Speaker 1: on out Claremont this Sunday and into two. A convenience
Speaker 1: store clerk down in Broward County in South Florida shot
Speaker 1: a customer ell you during a spat over the price
Speaker 1: of beer. According to police, Okay, that's not cool. Now,
Speaker 1: I thought it was bwo stuff.
Speaker 2: Well you would have thought if a customer is upset
Speaker 2: over the price of beer. Would have been a customer
Speaker 2: who might have been the aggressor, Yeah, but apparently not.
Speaker 2: Abdullah Monther Yeah, got into the argument with the customer
Speaker 2: at the Valero station in unincorporated Broward County. He apparently
Speaker 2: reacted when the customer threw a quote unknown small object
Speaker 2: at him, described as possibly a piece of paper. The
Speaker 2: court took out a gun from under the counter and
Speaker 2: shot the guy in the right calf. Who's going for
Speaker 2: the knee caps?
Speaker 1: That guy down an unincorporated wherever Broward or whatever.
Speaker 3: He's been listening for bwo stuff.
Speaker 1: Because that a calf is very close to a knee cap.
Speaker 2: Mohammet or Abdullah Monther then called the wounded customer, I
Speaker 2: can't say this good. Yeah, called him a P, a
Speaker 2: N three different words piece, No, that's not uh, it's
Speaker 2: another word for cat okay, and then an L wow.
Speaker 1: So yeah, he had thrown a C in there instead
Speaker 1: of the P, it would have been pretty hardcore. So
Speaker 1: he made it racial. No, I knew the end I
Speaker 1: was talking about. Instead of the P, he could have
Speaker 1: done the C. Which here's a here's another interesting observation
Speaker 1: I made here. I just connect this because I'm from
Speaker 1: South Florida. Yeah, Abdullah, the convenience store clerk lives in
Speaker 1: Fort Pierce. Who the hell works in a convenience store
Speaker 1: and commutes from Saint Lucie County all the way down
Speaker 1: to Broward County and back every day long. That's a
Speaker 1: long ass draw. Wow, must be making some good Valero cash,
Speaker 1: good denera it Valera.
Speaker 2: I tell you it is hit and miss with that. Well,
Speaker 2: I hate to use that analogy here with the gun shot,
Speaker 2: hit and miss. When it comes to convenience store beer prices,
Speaker 2: sometimes you'll run across your wole it's a really good
Speaker 2: deal for a convenience store. And other times you'll go,
Speaker 2: oh Jesus, they got you by the short crinklies here man, Yeah,
Speaker 2: use you, and it's a really good price.
Speaker 1: It's kind of sour, you know, that one where you
Speaker 1: take a sip and you sit you think, huh, it
Speaker 1: went hot to cold, hot to cold, and I'd rather
Speaker 1: have it not at all compared to you don't talk
Speaker 1: about right, really had that happen? But I know what
Speaker 1: you're saying. Yeah, just the outdated where you're yeah, this
Speaker 1: isn't really good. They rotate their product yeah, I'm just saying.
Speaker 3: We'll see.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this guy's he's pulling a gun
Speaker 1: on a customer after calling him a pan. We've got
Speaker 1: people are texting in what is pan? I don't cane
Speaker 1: in text and I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: No, it's three different words. I know it's Charlie, put
Speaker 2: your put your mind to work and chuck er Paul
Speaker 2: nailed it right out of the gates.
Speaker 1: Shocker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to Wisconsin, all right.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Kenosha, Wisconsin, Wisconsin man arrested accused of allegedly beating his
Speaker 2: wife at their home after she confronted him over his
Speaker 2: personal hygiene. Sixty seven year old Michael Navtrudvowsky was arrested
Speaker 2: by cops in Kenosha on Sunday in charge with battery, strangulation, suffocation,
Speaker 2: and intimidation of a victim. According to the criminal complaints.
Speaker 3: He wasn't fawsome, was he?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, this.
Speaker 2: Is uh And I can see I think a lot
Speaker 2: of you are going to be able to understand what
Speaker 2: unfolded here.
Speaker 1: But not to the point where where he beat somebody out. No,
Speaker 1: the scenario that costs Yes. Michael allegedly had this respet
Speaker 1: when his sixty eight year old wife, Kimberly Uh told
Speaker 1: him he needed to take a shower because he hadn't
Speaker 1: showered in over two months and did not want him
Speaker 1: sleeping on her clean sheets until he did, so, she
Speaker 1: just cleaned the sheets.
Speaker 3: I switched them out.
Speaker 1: I'm with her on that one.
Speaker 2: Come on, you know, there's no better feeling than taking
Speaker 2: a shower than hopping right into some nice new clean sheets.
Speaker 2: It's the best with the fan crank out all the
Speaker 2: way up. It's the best sleep you're gonna get.
Speaker 1: But if I don't shower because I, you know, got
Speaker 1: done with work, went to the gym, and I'm just
Speaker 1: too lazy at that point, I'll lay down a towel
Speaker 1: so I can preserve those sheets. You guys wash them.
Speaker 1: We talked about this topic one time. You guys wash
Speaker 1: them up once a week.
Speaker 2: Roughly they were swapped out yesterday.
Speaker 1: I know that the dorm room the dorm rooms on
Speaker 1: a different schedule. Yeah, you're back to college, tie. I
Speaker 1: have devolved. I went from when I used to sleep
Speaker 1: on a futon with my three female roommates, slept in
Speaker 1: a foot on, never even washed the sheets, slept slept
Speaker 1: with a comforter.
Speaker 3: Basically that was.
Speaker 1: For two years.
Speaker 2: Where was that one place I knew you before? Right
Speaker 2: when I first got to know you, you were living
Speaker 2: with roommates and your your bed was just a mattress
Speaker 2: stuffed in a corner on the floor. Where was that
Speaker 2: one at You just had this old mattress? Was it
Speaker 2: ready to hear off sandsburn? That's what I'm asking you.
Speaker 2: It was just a mattress on the floor. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: was That was or off of ornal, Yeah, ortal, because
Speaker 2: if you spelled the backwards, it was I love it.
Speaker 1: I lived on Tivoli, which was if you spell it backwards,
Speaker 1: I love it. I figured out. But I loved living there.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was the That was a futon. Okay,
Speaker 1: that was a foodton that I never washed the sheets.
Speaker 1: Well I went from that never washing them to now
Speaker 1: my wife washes the dorm room sheets like maybe once
Speaker 1: a month. For me, they need to be washed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty gross. I may have sharded. I'm kidding on that
Speaker 1: second Petrie dish samples there and see.
Speaker 3: Where we're going. I don't know if you want to.
Speaker 2: All right, are you ready for a headline of the
Speaker 2: headline a week that has to be restricted into this
Speaker 2: the We're still in safe harbor for another fifteen minutes
Speaker 2: or so.
Speaker 1: All right, let me see if the recorder's up to test.
Speaker 1: Great now go.
Speaker 2: Armenian Prime Minister Pashion offers to show his penis to
Speaker 2: head of church.
Speaker 3: I like that worked in penis and head.
Speaker 2: The Armenian prime Minister's name is Nicole Parisian offered to
Speaker 2: show his penis to the head of the Armenian Church.
Speaker 2: I know, which is a guy named Karaken.
Speaker 1: The seconds, I know why because his name is Nicole
Speaker 1: and the guy was questioning him, saying, no, you have
Speaker 1: a girl's name, and he said, I'll show you.
Speaker 2: Actually, the Armenian Prime Minister Nicole Parisian was accused by
Speaker 2: a priest of being circumcised. I guess that's a no
Speaker 2: no in Armenia. Armenian Church. He says, I believe that
Speaker 2: our Appolis Apolostolic apple.
Speaker 1: No, it's Apollo. You went. You went to Catholic church
Speaker 1: did apology? Oh my god, apollogree apolistic.
Speaker 2: Holy Church must immediately cleanse itself in Theostolic Apostolic. That's it,
Speaker 2: your Apostolic, that's true. Holy Church must immediately cleanse itself
Speaker 2: of these false believers who are traitors to the nation,
Speaker 2: have dishonored the memory of their ancestors, broken the vow
Speaker 2: of baptism, and replaced the seal of the Holy Cross
Speaker 2: with the sign of circumcision.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: That's pretty deep.
Speaker 2: Wow, I just I just thought this is more like
Speaker 2: a hygiene thing. While you get.
Speaker 3: I've always heard.
Speaker 1: I think some some chicks might be into it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go on save harbor or not, because
Speaker 1: I could go on for a long time with this,
Speaker 1: But okay, so that I get, these are the things
Speaker 1: I have to think about when I play back the
Speaker 1: headlines of the week tomorrow. I can play that one.
Speaker 2: All you said was you play it, but do not
Speaker 2: include any of this discussion we're having right now, Like
Speaker 2: I mean, there could be yeah, a lot underneath.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Half the audience right now still back trying to figure
Speaker 2: out what p A N.
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