Speaker 1: War of the Roses action in Bloomfield. This morning, Laura
Speaker 1: is worried about our husband Paul.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Laura, good morning. Well, welcome to
Speaker 2: the show. Welcome to War of the Roses.
Speaker 1: I know you told the producer you think your husband
Speaker 1: Paul is cheating, So fill us in what is going on.
Speaker 3: It was spring cleaning time, and I do this every year.
Speaker 3: It's not like it's a big secret. Same and when
Speaker 3: I was putting some stuff away, I found a bottle
Speaker 3: of viagrad my husband's soft drawer, and I thought that
Speaker 3: was kind of weird, because well, we really haven't had
Speaker 3: a whole lot of sex for a while. I'm not
Speaker 3: quite sure what's going on. We've you know, kind of
Speaker 3: danced around that a little bit and I counted the pills.
Speaker 3: I was kind of curious. I thought, well, we're not
Speaker 3: having sex and he's got viagra? Why does this feel
Speaker 3: so light? And about half of them are listed?
Speaker 1: Okay, oh shoot, let me just real quick jump in.
Speaker 1: Did you not know he had a prescription for viagra?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, Okay, so this is all new, Like all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, You're like, what is this pill bottle?
Speaker 1: It's viagra and there's pills missing, red flag and you're
Speaker 1: not intimate.
Speaker 3: Not at the moment. No, we've been you know, some
Speaker 3: something's kind of chilled down a little bit, and you know,
Speaker 3: of course I'm concerned about it.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, let's go to.
Speaker 2: Our expert Walmart.
Speaker 5: Jeff.
Speaker 6: All I have to say is this is a bad
Speaker 6: day to be Paul from Bloomfield because if you are
Speaker 6: a Paul in Bloomfield right now, everyone is wondering.
Speaker 5: You know, I know what I.
Speaker 2: Feel like that's normal at a certain age for men,
Speaker 2: is it not?
Speaker 5: I don't know. Okay, well, I feel uncomfortable talking.
Speaker 2: I know you do. There's so much happening.
Speaker 6: But could you imagine just being a Paul in Bloomfield
Speaker 6: right now and the guy next to you is wondering,
Speaker 6: Hey is Paul?
Speaker 5: And she's talking?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Listen. What's what's not normal is finding viagra.
Speaker 1: Your husband is hidden that you didn't know about, and
Speaker 1: you're not being intimate. So I'm not gonna waste any
Speaker 1: more any more.
Speaker 5: Time.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call them up. We're gonna offer him roses,
Speaker 1: We'll try to get info. You're going to be listening
Speaker 1: in Lord anytime. If you want to jump on and
Speaker 1: talk to Paul.
Speaker 2: You do it, okay, got it? Yep, Okay.
Speaker 1: I know you don't want to talk about it, Jeff,
Speaker 1: but it would be helpful if you opened up so
Speaker 1: the women know what's going on with your things in Viabra.
Speaker 5: All right, stop? Hello, Hi, good morning. Is Paul there?
Speaker 4: Yes, this is Paul.
Speaker 6: Hey Paul, this is Trevor from Flowers Express. How are
Speaker 6: you this morning?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 5: Hey, I'm doing well. Thank you for asking.
Speaker 6: I was just shooting you call to let you know
Speaker 6: that you actually want our online weekly contest.
Speaker 5: Congratulations?
Speaker 4: Did I win?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's our online weekly contest. This is an amazing deal. Basically,
Speaker 6: we're a new company here and we are soft launching
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Speaker 6: with a dozen roses one hundred percent free.
Speaker 4: So's the what's the cat?
Speaker 6: There is no catch, it's absolutely free. We'll get the
Speaker 6: flowers out to love one. We're not going to send
Speaker 6: you the flowers. That's the only catch. We're not going
Speaker 6: to send the flowers to you. We'll send them to
Speaker 6: someone else on your behalf.
Speaker 4: Okay, and you send them out today.
Speaker 6: Here, Yeah, we'll send them out today. We'll get them
Speaker 6: out maybe later on this afternoon.
Speaker 4: Whatever, all right, Sure, what do you need from me?
Speaker 5: Not too much. This isn't going to be a hard process.
Speaker 6: Basically, what I need from you is if there's a
Speaker 6: message you'd like to write in a card, we can
Speaker 6: get that down for you.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could. You could write in the card just
Speaker 4: because I love you and send them to my wife Laura.
Speaker 5: Just because I love you.
Speaker 6: And then you want to send them to your wife, Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's awesome. If you want, we could hook you up
Speaker 6: with a second dozen of roses and we could send
Speaker 6: those out to so and too. I don't know if
Speaker 6: you have someone else in minds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could send it to her, well, my wife.
Speaker 5: Oh you want to send two thousand roses to your wife?
Speaker 4: Sure? All right, you're offering?
Speaker 5: Yeah, why not? We can get that out there for you.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 2: I gotta jump in. I got to jump in.
Speaker 6: Paul.
Speaker 1: It is Courtney. Savannah's in the studio. The floorist is
Speaker 1: actually Walmart.
Speaker 5: Jeff.
Speaker 1: You're on the radio. You're on Kiss ninety five seven
Speaker 1: this morning. You're on More of the Roses.
Speaker 4: I'm on the radio.
Speaker 2: You are.
Speaker 1: It's something called War of the Roses. If you think
Speaker 1: you're significant on you're familiar with it?
Speaker 4: Is I heard it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're cheating, then you call us, so I would
Speaker 1: have to let you also know that your wife, Laura
Speaker 1: is on the line.
Speaker 2: Laura, you've been listening in I have.
Speaker 3: Good Morning Paul.
Speaker 2: Do you want to tell Paul why he's on more.
Speaker 4: Of the Roses, why we're on the radio?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 3: You know, I was doing spring cleaning last week and
Speaker 3: I found something in your drawer that sort of shocked me,
Speaker 3: and I didn't know what to do about it when
Speaker 3: I thought that it was a bottle of Via wrote,
Speaker 3: which would have been fine on it own, but half
Speaker 3: the pills were missing, and I knew you and I
Speaker 3: had not been making good use of that. So what's
Speaker 3: going on? Were you sleeping in the drawer? Were you
Speaker 3: sleeping with the.
Speaker 4: Why are you bringing this up on the radio, Laura?
Speaker 3: Because you're impossible to talk to about anything intimate at all.
Speaker 4: This is embarrassing. Yeah, I'm not sleeping with anyone. I
Speaker 4: got you know. First of all, you know I have
Speaker 4: I'm having an issue here and I don't appreciate you
Speaker 4: won't talk to.
Speaker 3: Me about it. And how come there is half the ball.
Speaker 3: Your bills, they're missing if we haven't had this joy
Speaker 3: of you making taking advantage of it.
Speaker 4: I got them because I thought I needed it, and
Speaker 4: that's why we haven't been you know, we haven't been having.
Speaker 6: Them.
Speaker 3: You got to be doing something. I mean, you know,
Speaker 3: I care about what's happening between us. Otherwise I wouldn't
Speaker 3: take this very difficult or.
Speaker 2: She could have counted wrong with me. I feel very
Speaker 2: uncomfortable being a part of this conversation.
Speaker 4: I don't, I don't. I've been, man, this is weird.
Speaker 4: I've been trying to see if it worked first, and.
Speaker 5: That is very true.
Speaker 1: All right, this is what I want to do. I
Speaker 1: don't want to embarrass Paul anymore. Obviously, you guys need
Speaker 1: to talk about stuff. The biggest concern is that Lord
Speaker 1: didn't even know you had these pills as a married couple.
Speaker 1: Maybe it would have been some great to discuss it
Speaker 1: whether but whatever, I'm gonna put you guys on hold.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna offer marriage counseling if you want to take it.
Speaker 2: Take it, Paul and siss.
Speaker 1: He's not cheating and it's just something I think you
Speaker 1: guys are going to have to discuss off the air
Speaker 1: and figure out on your own.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold. I'm gonna offer counseling.
Speaker 2: Hold on