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<v Speaker 1>War of the Roses action in Bloomfield. This morning, Laura

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<v Speaker 1>is worried about our husband Paul.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Good morning, Laura, good morning. Well, welcome to

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<v Speaker 2>the show. Welcome to War of the Roses.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you told the producer you think your husband

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<v Speaker 1>Paul is cheating, So fill us in what is going on.

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<v Speaker 3>It was spring cleaning time, and I do this every year.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not like it's a big secret. Same and when

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<v Speaker 3>I was putting some stuff away, I found a bottle

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<v Speaker 3>of viagrad my husband's soft drawer, and I thought that

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<v Speaker 3>was kind of weird, because well, we really haven't had

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<v Speaker 3>a whole lot of sex for a while. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>quite sure what's going on. We've you know, kind of

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<v Speaker 3>danced around that a little bit and I counted the pills.

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<v Speaker 3>I was kind of curious. I thought, well, we're not

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<v Speaker 3>having sex and he's got viagra? Why does this feel

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<v Speaker 3>so light? And about half of them are listed?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, oh shoot, let me just real quick jump in.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you not know he had a prescription for viagra?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not, Okay, so this is all new, Like all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, You're like, what is this pill bottle?

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<v Speaker 1>It's viagra and there's pills missing, red flag and you're

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<v Speaker 1>not intimate.

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<v Speaker 3>Not at the moment. No, we've been you know, some

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<v Speaker 3>something's kind of chilled down a little bit, and you know,

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<v Speaker 3>of course I'm concerned about it.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, you know, let's go to.

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<v Speaker 2>Our expert Walmart.

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<v Speaker 5>Jeff.

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<v Speaker 6>All I have to say is this is a bad

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<v Speaker 6>day to be Paul from Bloomfield because if you are

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<v Speaker 6>a Paul in Bloomfield right now, everyone is wondering.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, I know what I.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel like that's normal at a certain age for men,

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<v Speaker 2>is it not?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know. Okay, well, I feel uncomfortable talking.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you do. There's so much happening.

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<v Speaker 6>But could you imagine just being a Paul in Bloomfield

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<v Speaker 6>right now and the guy next to you is wondering,

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<v Speaker 6>Hey is Paul?

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<v Speaker 5>And she's talking?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Listen. What's what's not normal is finding viagra.

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<v Speaker 1>Your husband is hidden that you didn't know about, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're not being intimate. So I'm not gonna waste any

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<v Speaker 1>more any more.

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<v Speaker 5>Time.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna call them up. We're gonna offer him roses,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll try to get info. You're going to be listening

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<v Speaker 1>in Lord anytime. If you want to jump on and

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<v Speaker 1>talk to Paul.

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<v Speaker 2>You do it, okay, got it? Yep, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you don't want to talk about it, Jeff,

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<v Speaker 1>but it would be helpful if you opened up so

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<v Speaker 1>the women know what's going on with your things in Viabra.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, stop? Hello, Hi, good morning. Is Paul there?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, this is Paul.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey Paul, this is Trevor from Flowers Express. How are

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<v Speaker 6>you this morning?

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<v Speaker 4>Good?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, I'm doing well. Thank you for asking.

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<v Speaker 6>I was just shooting you call to let you know

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<v Speaker 6>that you actually want our online weekly contest.

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<v Speaker 5>Congratulations?

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<v Speaker 4>Did I win?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's our online weekly contest. This is an amazing deal. Basically,

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<v Speaker 6>we're a new company here and we are soft launching

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<v Speaker 6>our business. And basically we're going to hook you up

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<v Speaker 6>with a dozen roses one hundred percent free.

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<v Speaker 4>So's the what's the cat?

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<v Speaker 6>There is no catch, it's absolutely free. We'll get the

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<v Speaker 6>flowers out to love one. We're not going to send

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<v Speaker 6>you the flowers. That's the only catch. We're not going

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<v Speaker 6>to send the flowers to you. We'll send them to

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<v Speaker 6>someone else on your behalf.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, and you send them out today.

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<v Speaker 6>Here, Yeah, we'll send them out today. We'll get them

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<v Speaker 6>out maybe later on this afternoon.

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<v Speaker 4>Whatever, all right, Sure, what do you need from me?

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<v Speaker 5>Not too much. This isn't going to be a hard process.

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<v Speaker 6>Basically, what I need from you is if there's a

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<v Speaker 6>message you'd like to write in a card, we can

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<v Speaker 6>get that down for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you could. You could write in the card just

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<v Speaker 4>because I love you and send them to my wife Laura.

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<v Speaker 5>Just because I love you.

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<v Speaker 6>And then you want to send them to your wife, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>that's awesome. If you want, we could hook you up

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<v Speaker 6>with a second dozen of roses and we could send

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<v Speaker 6>those out to so and too. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 6>you have someone else in minds.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you could send it to her, well, my wife.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh you want to send two thousand roses to your wife?

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<v Speaker 4>Sure? All right, you're offering?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, why not? We can get that out there for you.

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<v Speaker 5>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta jump in. I got to jump in.

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<v Speaker 6>Paul.

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<v Speaker 1>It is Courtney. Savannah's in the studio. The floorist is

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<v Speaker 1>actually Walmart.

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<v Speaker 5>Jeff.

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<v Speaker 1>You're on the radio. You're on Kiss ninety five seven

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<v Speaker 1>this morning. You're on More of the Roses.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm on the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>You are.

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<v Speaker 1>It's something called War of the Roses. If you think

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<v Speaker 1>you're significant on you're familiar with it?

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<v Speaker 4>Is I heard it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're cheating, then you call us, so I would

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<v Speaker 1>have to let you also know that your wife, Laura

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<v Speaker 1>is on the line.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura, you've been listening in I have.

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<v Speaker 3>Good Morning Paul.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to tell Paul why he's on more.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the Roses, why we're on the radio?

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<v Speaker 6>Sure?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I was doing spring cleaning last week and

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<v Speaker 3>I found something in your drawer that sort of shocked me,

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<v Speaker 3>and I didn't know what to do about it when

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<v Speaker 3>I thought that it was a bottle of Via wrote,

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<v Speaker 3>which would have been fine on it own, but half

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<v Speaker 3>the pills were missing, and I knew you and I

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<v Speaker 3>had not been making good use of that. So what's

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<v Speaker 3>going on? Were you sleeping in the drawer? Were you

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<v Speaker 3>sleeping with the.

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<v Speaker 4>Why are you bringing this up on the radio, Laura?

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<v Speaker 3>Because you're impossible to talk to about anything intimate at all.

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<v Speaker 4>This is embarrassing. Yeah, I'm not sleeping with anyone. I

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<v Speaker 4>got you know. First of all, you know I have

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<v Speaker 4>I'm having an issue here and I don't appreciate you

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<v Speaker 4>won't talk to.

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<v Speaker 3>Me about it. And how come there is half the ball.

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<v Speaker 3>Your bills, they're missing if we haven't had this joy

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<v Speaker 3>of you making taking advantage of it.

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<v Speaker 4>I got them because I thought I needed it, and

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<v Speaker 4>that's why we haven't been you know, we haven't been having.

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<v Speaker 6>Them.

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<v Speaker 3>You got to be doing something. I mean, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I care about what's happening between us. Otherwise I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>take this very difficult or.

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<v Speaker 2>She could have counted wrong with me. I feel very

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<v Speaker 2>uncomfortable being a part of this conversation.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't, I don't. I've been, man, this is weird.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been trying to see if it worked first, and.

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<v Speaker 5>That is very true.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, this is what I want to do. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to embarrass Paul anymore. Obviously, you guys need

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about stuff. The biggest concern is that Lord

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even know you had these pills as a married couple.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it would have been some great to discuss it

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<v Speaker 1>whether but whatever, I'm gonna put you guys on hold.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna offer marriage counseling if you want to take it.

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<v Speaker 2>Take it, Paul and siss.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not cheating and it's just something I think you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are going to have to discuss off the air

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<v Speaker 1>and figure out on your own.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold. I'm gonna offer counseling.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on